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Now, prostitutes are a pretty good judge of character for the most part.
They know their clientele.
I think if you provided them with a safe environment,
For them to legally get down, you'd be surprised at the creativity that they bring to the market.
Prostitutes, strippers are good indicators of the economy.
But those not even the same.
In the market.
I'm just saying, no, I'm not saying they're the same, but I'm saying those two are good indicators of where the economy is.
Right.
If you talk to them and they say, it's lower than last year, this shit fucked up.
And when they said in the pussy cheaper than...
They're not buying it as much.
Yeah, they had to drop prices, anything.
That lets you know this shit ain't going well.
Because when things going well...
You think it'd be a decrease in the sales of pussy?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
When the economy's doing well, the strippers are getting a lot of money.
Soon this shit dry up.
Oh, what I'm saying?
They'll be the first to let you know.
You can go in there.
He thinks it ain't spending shit.
The street's dry.
He niggas, bro.
You got some niggas that rather just take that money instead of throwing it to look at some ass.
They're taking it to go buy it.
Right.
Right.
So what I'm saying, though.
But the buying it and throwing it motherfuckers was never really the same motherfucker.
Right.
The motherfuckers that were throwing it ain't really having to buy it like that.
And the motherfuckers that's buying it were never really going to throw it.
No.
Because the throw it.
The motherfuckers is the, what's you call it, the, what's that, disposable income?
It's disposable income.
That mean they are up.
Right.
When they ain't out no more, it ain't no more disposable.
Right.
It's only mandatory.
And the motherfuckers that pay for it, they set that money aside.
Right.
Yeah, that's they.
They know exactly how much to keep.
They said that money aside.
They're looking for change, right?
Yeah.
Before everything, he'll cut the cable off before he cut the.
I got Hulu around this motherfucker.
I got watch.
Shit, I get YouTube TV.
I'll be at work more than time in again.
Yeah.
You'd be surprised how many men are at work budgeted in that.
No.
I'm not the niggas who got no family
and a whole bunch of responsibilities and shit.
All I'm saying, there's a few niggas out there
who just, they middle age,
they work a certain amount of hours a week,
they know about how much money coming in.
They live by their self.
So they're stacking that money
that they ain't spending on luxurious shit.
Yeah, but they got a couple of, a couple dollars put up, and they're playing their weekend like that.
The old, the old, Friday, yeah.
Give me a little piece of pussy Saturday.
Yeah.
Watch football soon.
Yeah.
That's the life that they live in.
They don't want it no other way.
Old niggas that drink boiler makers.
That's what we're talking about.
You know, the boiler maker?
No.
They take the shot or whatever and put it in the bed.
Oh.
And then crank that.
That's what that is.
The older I get, the more I agree with buying pussy.
I've always agreed with it.
I thought, I think that that might have been fed.
I ain't never agreed with it.
Maybe I didn't agree with the price.
Maybe that might have been a discrepan.
Yeah, if it was five for five, I might be.
Like if you just flat out told you how much it's going to cost you or try to leave that later alone.
I've never got a flat out price.
I've always gotten like, where,
need to be done yeah like but if you would have just told you the numbers just put a
number on but see yeah okay cost you about $3,700 to get a piece no what but once you add it up
you spent about that uh-huh not if I'm put some goddamn rotas on the car car I know a nigga
well if you didn't bought some rotas you didn't bought a whole lot more of other shit well I mean
if you're the nigga that just show up buying rotas but if you ain't know who it is told you look
I need about 700 dollars.
Oh, that's, that's, that's feasible.
But that, that, what you said for her?
30, seven.
No, I don't want that bad.
If you were to try to date this later, I don't want that bad.
If you were trying to date it and take out to eat and do a few little events,
little dates and see, if I want a date, I ain't going to try to buy it to put it.
Little gifts and shit.
But I'm, what you like, it's going to cost you either way.
Right, that's cool.
But if she just told you up front before you'd invested four, five months trying to fuck with,
She just told you flat out
And just ruined every damn thing
Rewing my dreams are thinking we can be together
Well, you should have knew something was up
When the bitch kept answering calls
Not there, I ain't somebody
No call girl, no, you know
Wait a minute, wait a minute, I got a client
I'm okay, but
I'm talking about just any
Because you're saying
Like, you're gonna spin it anyway.
Now, a trick, I'm not gonna trick
that much.
Because that's just not what it's gonna be.
You only don't want to be a trick because they got a name for it.
No, I don't go fuck about that.
You can call me trick, daddy.
Ha ha!
T-D.
Bitch, I got my pucks.
Ha-ha!
Oh, dyking bitch like you.
I fight a bitch like you.
And I'm starting watching my bitch on no ninnik.
Ha ha!
Bitch, I got my boss.
You can call me trick that.
I don't give my motherfunk.
They did the pussy with the legs up?
Then I blow it all in your butt.
Bitch on the nudge, I think you're a nice guy.
Huh?
I know you'd be tricky.
You're a nice guy.
But I have a tricking head up.
But it depends.
Long turn.
You know, she'll get a fruit pass.
Oh, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
What?
Don't do that.
Because that's when you're real.
you have a problem if you try to make somebody itemized whatever the fuck they do if I
itemize the the weed and the blunts I would be ashamed do you understand I'm not like
ask motherfuckers that used to sip lien to itemize how much they were spending sipping that so if you
asking the motherfucker to itemize how much he actually is he don't want to in there he
don't want to hear that he don't get there no I don't give a fault because I don't do that
I'm just, it ain't like I'm just out here.
You very rarely get a piece of free pussy.
What's free pussy?
What you mean?
The pussy that you ain't have to do nothing for?
I don't want it.
Well, what do you mean?
Like you get thrown a piece.
Okay, does fans count?
Is that free pussy?
I used to be, I must have been one of the dogs that catch frisbee's for a living at halftime.
Just been throwing you pussy.
Is it used to?
You still?
So they don't ask it so like.
Don't that shit make you feel like you won a award.
Yeah, like bitches that comes to the show.
When you just get thrown some pussy, you'd be like,
the shit don't come.
But do you want it?
Wow.
Do you?
I think I ain't got nothing prepared or nothing.
I would like to thank me, the studio, for believing in me.
But it goes back to what the truth is, man.
Who is going to fuck with you is going to fuck with you.
Yeah, that's the laws of it.
Who is not going to fuck with you is...
is it's that.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
But who's going to fuck with you is going to who I already believe
motherfuckers got pre-set who would fuck with them.
Now, are you going to be in the vicinity of them?
Oh, they know when they look at you.
Yeah.
They know.
But I'm saying, it's already, it's already in there before she see you.
It's already in her.
Before she see the, you know what I'm saying?
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Keep going, though.
You're making it.
Then you make too much sense
and the white man in the suit
going to come visit me again.
Right.
With the earpiece.
Oh, hey.
No, you can't make too much sense.
Now, a little piece of stress-free pussy
that you ain't have to do nothing for.
When you say do nothing, what do you mean?
That's what I'm asking.
Wake up.
You just out.
Hey, sir.
Would you like some pussy?
No, you were just minding your business
and a little piece of pussy just,
ended up in your schedule.
Yeah, that has happened.
Like, that's a great day.
Yeah.
Like, you then got up, washed the car,
got a haircut, threw a fit on.
Might have ran in the motherfucker to get a gate raid right quick.
And they're going to blunt or something.
And he'll go some plus.
Next thing you know, Miss Fat Booty.
Then got down, jumped on your line.
She anxious.
It's blood in the water.
You are sharp.
She on you.
You feel.
He'll like the holes at this point.
Like, look at you.
Bitch is trying to fuck.
All this hard work.
Like, they're me and I'm down.
And put it in the universe, it's transpired back into this.
That happens.
Absolutely.
All the time.
Okay.
But that's not how it always happened.
No, it's not.
Now, you have, you don't act like you ain't never had to pursue no pussy.
No, I'm going to tell you this.
Most of the pussy that I still get the day I pursue it.
Now, the ladies who can watch this, they're going to be like,
why do you just say pussy?
Because sometimes that's all the nigger be after.
We understand your life.
And sometimes you didn't pursue it.
Yeah.
Too far.
Right.
You realize you didn't pursue this shit too far from home.
Absolutely.
This was not worth to pursuit.
You start looking around.
The woods look unfamiliar.
Hey, a piece of pussy to take you down a deep rabbit hole.
Man, and you ain't even a rabbit.
What the fuck you?
What are you doing in the rabbit hole?
You're a wolf.
Nick.
And you in a rabbit hole.
You're about to die.
I'm still in a rabbit hole.
Trying to chase some goddamn pussy.
Man.
I don't even go into extremes.
We ain't going to get on mine.
Come on, man.
So, this ain't therapy.
Are the cameras?
Lowe's turning to therapy.
Have we been rolling the whole time?
It's therapeutic, though.
He was, see, the more I go to talk about my discrepancy, Lowe turns it into therapy.
He'd be trying to find out just what's the root.
But see, because I'm, that's one of my character traits, is I got to try to get both sides of the argument.
Man, this motherfucker.
So sometimes I got to ask the questions as if I don't know.
Both sides are the argument.
I got a both of the fucking you're going to get both sides.
You're the only one here?
Nick, you're here too?
I mean, I ain't in this shit with him.
You don't agree with nothing, you said.
This is two different, no, not one point at y'all, three.
Everything he said, you're like, no, the fucking don't.
Yep.
I'm the bitch with three nipples.
I didn't matter, you're looking, three nipples in my life.
What are the chances?
Stop.
This is two, this is really five different perspective.
So I got to ask the questions as if it's not me.
Because I didn't look up on a whole lot of pussy.
Pussy has found me many days.
I wasn't looking for it.
When you was at your lowest.
And when I was at my lowest.
When I didn't have shit
Pussy came through
That pussy found me
And this is my logic, right?
When I was broke, right?
I still, God had already
still like set aside
how much pussy I was gonna get in my life
no matter where I was at financially
So when I was broke, I was just getting the
I was fucking the broke holes
that was supposed to be fucking with me
You were still getting put?
And then when I elevated
I had got, you know what I'm saying?
You put that level of hose on there
with the broke hose
And then once I got right here
I still it was just like you could always fuck down but you could never fuck
hold on no hold on though I'm gonna put an asterix in that shit
because women wanting the money how they want it now is a new phenomenon
now see that's like you can fuck with your caliber like yeah like I feel exactly what
you're saying bro but now the shit doesn't change so much to where this shit is
you know what I'm saying they don't perpetuated the normalization
of you spending.
It's fair.
You gotta think about it.
All that shit.
But they're doing it on the internet
and you never really seeing it does.
This is the day when you talk about
only fans and shit like that.
You think they only fuck niggas with money?
No, they're fucking the broke niggas.
No.
They got a broke nigger at their house
that don't do nothing.
If you had a nigger that's doing everything for you
and you bored, you go fuck with the nigger
who ain't got to do shit.
Because you're not about to fuck another nigger
that can do everything.
for you because you already got a nigga.
There's nothing for him to do.
Sometimes, hey, what the movie? Casino.
Remember? She had Sam Rothstein. He had the casino.
He had all the bread. But she kept fucking with the little pimp dude
who ain't have shit. She kept fucking going back to him.
If she don't respect you for what the fuck you got already,
you expected somebody to respect you for what you got, not for who the fuck you are.
This motherfucker ain't have shit, but she respected whoever the fuck he was or whoever the fuck she knew him at.
And she stayed with him.
Kept going back to the man, kept taking this man money to give it to this.
But that's why you just got to realize that there really ain't no difference in human behavior.
Monefuckers are going to do what the fuck they feel like.
You can put the motherfucker in the perfect position, the perfect situation.
to somebody else
on, you know, on the outside,
but hell, you don't know
how that person
gonna respond to that shit.
Most people are so hurt
and fucked up
that if they get treated right,
then it scare them anyway.
Yeah.
Like, motherfucker
that treats you too good
you start thinking
there's a set of you.
Who sent you?
That's how fucked up we'd be.
And people don't know
what peace look like.
People be so used to turmoil,
people be so used to turbulence,
you know what I'm saying?
Some people don't want peace.
They want money.
If a motherfucker ain't hollying at a motherfucker,
then that don't mean they don't care about a motherfucker.
So some people got it in their head.
Yeah.
That peace means something wrong.
Yeah.
Everybody has the same definition.
Until they get too tired to cheat.
You're going to cheat until you get cheated.
Motherfucking is going to feel.
You're going to cheat yourself.
You cheat yourself.
Why cheat yourself when you can treat yourself?
I don't never want to be cheated or mistreaty.
Oh, man.
Man, but you know
What was that movie?
A whole lot of patience for that.
I'm going back and look at that.
I ain't never seen that.
I only fucked up movie like that I've seen.
A little gangster flick.
You know what I'm saying?
You've never seen it?
No.
I don't move.
A little fucked up movie I've seen about a relationship
where like there was an Indian movie.
There's no relationship shit.
It's a gangster movie, but you know, it's the typical gangsters.
It's one of them stories that's inside the story.
The woman always fucked the shit up.
Got you.
The woman always.
Don't say that.
You just.
In the gangster movie.
In the gangster movie
That you didn't want them people to say
Nothing else, so I'm trying to say you.
In the gang, okay, I meant in the
gangster movie, it's always the woman false.
It's all the movies too.
It's because of the old girl.
Look at that decent proposal.
It's because of old girl.
And good fellas.
But you can't fuck your partner's sister without telling him first.
But he told his partner to leave his sister long.
He did, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
So he ain't no need a, you know what I'm saying?
Ain't no none of that.
We ain't gonna talk about if he wanted to fuck his sister.
And that's not weird.
Who?
He won't the fucking sister?
He was in love with his sister.
I missed that part.
Tonyo.
Man, Scarface was looking at.
Scarface got mad with anybody talking about.
Manolo was who she needed to be with.
That's who was going to goddamn protect her.
He was the goddamn shooter.
Yeah.
You're going to keep chasing every man off to what?
She thinks she's going to get a scream.
He probably just didn't want his homeboy fucking his sister because I don't.
Man, why?
Why if your homeboy, if you know he's going to be solid?
And you're going to hold him to it.
Well, me and my homeboy be on the same shit,
so I definitely don't want them dogs.
No, you see, that's the thing about it, though.
My single homeboy.
If you're around this motherfucker,
and you know that he, he, this is your round, this your dog.
At least you got to give him a chance.
And he knows you.
And he already know you, psycho.
Even if he's a dog-ass nigga out of respect for you,
he can't be that.
He can't dog her?
Because that's your stuff.
He can't dog her, and he know how you are.
Exactly.
And if he do, you got to see that nigga.
If she won't do that, that's on her.
Like, you got to walk that nigga outside on Thanksgiving and you're going to have to
throw hands and wrestle.
Like, it's a family fight.
And that's the whole day that made Scarface shit fall apart because when he needed security
at the house, he didn't have security.
Right, he killed, yeah.
Who was the head of security?
Fucking Manolo.
Manolo probably would have organized everybody and at least held them
motherfuckers off so they could have put up some kind of fight.
It was a lot of motherfuckers, though, bro.
They came a lot of motherfucking, but...
Tony got most of that.
He did.
That's what I'm saying.
So if you had his dog with him, that...
Come on, man.
That might like that scene in Bedley.
We got to do gangster movie, what you call it, review, movie night,
a tell motherfucker, book club for men with movies.
My face got layers, though.
It's layered.
Yeah, because it's like three hours...
What is it, three hours long?
Because it gives you...
Yeah.
It gave you the whole come-up story.
Yeah.
To show you the poor motherfucker
coming over here trying to get on.
With a dream.
Hey, all you guys are dolling in a dream.
Doll and a motherfucking dream.
Then he didn't even came up.
Did some real gangster shit.
I'm about to say he definitely had to put in some work.
Right, but then...
That was the setup.
That was the setup.
He wasn't supposed to make it.
They didn't expect him to make it back from that?
No.
Damnly, every mission he got to sit all day was really like...
Dumb and mission.
Dumb and mission.
But he risked it too.
He's supposed to die.
They was mad when he came back.
That's why they always see him.
Michelle Fife.
When he took the white lady from Frank, he was playing with the fight too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Out of all the women in the world, you had to go and get the bosses girl.
Went together after he shot him.
No, he didn't shoot him.
Uh-uh.
He said, Manolo, shoot this piece of shoot.
Frank, you know what a house size?
The pig that don't fly straight
Classic gangster film
They do always involve a woman, though
Most beefs do
It's one of the movies you can watch over and over again
Every time to come on
Every time
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
That and uh
My favorite line in the whole movie
Is when he fucked their hit up
And the nigga Sosa called him
You wanna play with me
You fucking let you monkey
That's my favorite line in the whole shit
Oh after he didn't blow the
Yeah, when he shot the dude.
Yeah.
That and blow.
Blow, I can watch Blow.
Hey, get George's boots.
Oh, man.
What do you know about cocaine?
I'll rewind that shit nine times.
Make sure Georgia gets his boots.
Hey, George.
Hey, Georgie.
What do you know about cocaine?
When you're up, it's never as good as it seems.
And when you're down, you never think you'll be up again.
You know, that was a fucked-up ad movie.
At the end, I damn never.
broke down and cried, man.
Don't.
I didn't, but you know.
See, you got to understand, man.
When you do, it don't matter if you're a good, bad guy.
You do dirt.
When you do it.
But I was a good bad guy at that moment when I saw it.
So I was hurt.
Like, damn, man, you thought you were fin to make that one more.
That's how I go.
Table with these motherfuckers.
It's always that last one.
It's always that last one.
That's why we'd be gravitating to them type of stories, man,
because we can see ourselves in.
It's amazing what you put yourself in
and be like, damn, if you would.
But black people do that anyway with movies.
We got to put ourselves in it
because we ain't see ourselves in it for some of all.
So we're happy when we see us in it,
but if we're watching one of their movies,
we put ourselves, yeah, because we like, ah.
It's just a story.
You couldn't, we couldn't have did that.
Right, it's just a story then.
It's a story.
But that's why we rock with it
because we put ourselves in that situation.
You see, you know what I mean?
Right.
What else called out there, man, that y'all fuck with?
Like, gangster movie while?
Shit, there's a lot of them out there.
That scene in Scarface and Belly is very similar.
When, uh, what but the name that got killed?
He cleared him out, yeah, and then shot a jump down and slid it through.
I heard Hype Williams said if he would have knew how people reacted to Oxy,
he wouldn't have killed him at the end.
Because I don't, he said when he...
I understand.
Yeah, I don't know why.
Go ahead, but I don't know why he killed him.
No, yeah, he went out of the game.
First of him, but he should have died.
That nigga was just spinning on this guy.
Yeah, they had no.
The shit that he was talking was so good.
We overlooked it.
We let it ride.
Hey, motherfuckers said, I kill for harm.
I'm coming to me.
That thing was so confident.
He was going to kill for nothing.
He was just working.
Don't come to me by no skin.
I kill for fun.
Don't come to me by no blood.
That man said, I killed for nothing.
Nothing?
Yeah.
I'm one of the toughest rock.
I'm one of the toughest rockcloth in Jamaica.
I kill for fun.
Hey, man.
Don't talk.
Hey.
I didn't see all the movies.
Damn near every movie where the black person would like,
black movies, I didn't seem damn all over.
What's your favorite?
My favorite, it's this old Jamaican movie.
One of my favorites is called Rockers.
Man, I knew you, I used to watch.
He'll tell you when I ain't have a cable,
I used to watch this shit all day every day.
Well, it was on that little motorcycle.
Yeah, a little horse mouth.
Man.
Yeah, I had a little rotation
because I used to buy just to buy them burnt movies
from the DVD, man.
This was when shit was sweet.
You could get the five for like 10.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I was a row.
I had a stack of fake movies.
I'm so glad I don't own them no more.
Someone coming to sleeve.
They wouldn't have worked.
I fucked with that.
Them shit wasn't to work no more if you had them.
Let me see.
I find an old DVD and try to put that bitch.
The classic, the men and the sisters, like, boys, all that shit.
Boys in the Hood, it was one that, of course, I watched over the years,
but it was just one scene in it that made it my favorite.
It was like when they, when Buddy Bunk, Ricky, and they at the park or whatever they had,
when they park on, I think it was.
Chris Shaw.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a scene when they go to shoot.
Yeah.
And I cu them up and the take off.
But if you watch, when they duck,
cube, duck down, grab the gun to give it to hip.
partner and then he drive that's just some old gangsta and shit because you know I've been in
and this is over we police don't talk to me about all this I've been in a situation where you
can only tell cute I'm been in some real situation before it was like that how he the way he just
grabbed the gun the past the back there boy you don't write no shit like that he grabbed
that motherfucking path like you shoot nigga I drive like that time y'all see that shit watch
that shit yeah the most I feel like one of the most powerful scenes in there is at the
cook out.
In the beginning?
No, when their mama
come and tell them that the food ready and all
the niggas run over there. And then it's like,
hold up, y'all should let these ladies eat first.
Yeah, yeah. You're like, yeah, you right.
Hose gotta eat, too. Pause.
Nick, you can write a whole
motherfucking college paper on why
holes got to eat too.
Yeah.
But you know where that come from?
Come on. John Wilson's
Bowl.
Come on.
whole cakes
whole cakes
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What's your favorite?
My favorite gangster movie.
Now I will spend a whole weekend watching the Guy Fathers.
Yeah, it's cool.
Godfather Gangsters got a little subtle shit you got to pay attention to.
But, yeah.
I don't know.
I probably would have.
Y'all never seen this movie because of surviving the game?
game with ice tea.
Yeah, where they take them, and they're a homeless man,
and they put them on them in the woods, and they hunt.
They ain't seen, I don't even watch with him.
Oh, that shit good.
That shit got Gary Busey, ice tea.
But they take Pol people and hunt
old people.
This is 80 what?
This is 90.
90s.
90s. Maybe 93.
Oh.
Wait a minute.
Convertible bird in that bitch.
It damn show is.
The, the, the, the dope word from Miami.
Yeah.
Do you remember?
Trust pass?
Oh, he and Trust.
He had one of them.
He had one of them.
He had a trespass with ice tea and all them niggins.
These motherfuckers in like an abandoned building type shit.
He had one of them.
You had to see.
The plot kind of crazy, but it's a classic black movie.
I don't need to look that motherfucker.
What's the name of?
Trust pass.
What you said, though?
You were talking just straight gangster movies, though?
My shit, if I'm going to say one, my shit four and two, but it's that city a guy.
Yeah, that's all right.
Just man, that's a hard-ass move.
For a motherfucker to get down like that on the cinematography
and the story to be called.
You say the city of God?
Mm-hmm.
Man, that's my one, man.
How they just zoom in and tell a little story?
The education...
This is the story of goddamn the apartment.
This is the story of knockout Ned.
This the story of Lil Z.
Little Z wasn't pop until he went to the goddamn voodoo person
and they gave him the little necklace.
necklace and he said hey only thing you can't do is fuck with the necklace on what he do
over with take some pussy with the necklace on over with no i like the education of sonny carson
never seen that's a good one never seen that one i like the snoop dog uh independent movie
he satis i don't never seen that hey that shit hard man there's a lot of independent movies that were good
I seen Bob.
You remember back in the day where HBO used to have a feature film?
What he's coming on like Friday or Saturday night?
Well, HBO was all, yeah.
It was, yeah.
Lawrence Fishburne had a movie come on,
Call Always Outnumbered.
That shit good.
That's a good, man.
I don't know my saying.
He prayed that is a good one.
Nigger made them white people give him a job at the grocery store.
I ain't got no phone.
You tell me now.
Man, I'm talking about, he was a, man.
You got a, because he was a, he was a ex-com.
ex-con.
So.
Hey, man, that never
let these movies
you gotta watch
that shit.
Oh, was in the movie
back the
one of the nigger
with a fish-gris.
Yeah.
Because she wanted
to fuck
she wanted to fucking
what was the name?
Oh.
Hold on, man.
We got a list for y'all.
This is a good movie
though.
It's called
Always out number.
Always out gun.
Yeah, it's
Louis Fisbris.
I mean,
but you're on
certain adnings
you'll go watch
that shit.
He don't make a bad movie.
You go back and watch it.
But this is a good,
good movie.
Hilarious.
The nigga
We used to collect scrap iron
and they paid the nigga in all quarters.
He was manned the motherfucker.
Yep, I'm talking about.
He used to do soda can,
bill cans and everything,
walking around.
And he used to go.
So it was the early
pursuit of happiness with no son?
Nah, because we didn't go to jail.
This nigga here was an ex-con.
So he couldn't really, you know what I'm saying?
He had really adapted
the shit because I think he had killed
his wife and somebody that
she was cheating with when they
was younger some shit, that's why he got sent to prison.
So when he got out, a lot
of time had passed by, so he ain't really
know shit. It's just like, you know what I'm saying?
He's in the 90s now. Like, it's a whole new
world. So he don't know shit, so he
walked around like, little shit, he gets paid in quarters
and shit. So, Nat,
he said, Nade the cold, right? Yeah, she got this bus
that she's turned into a diner. And he
going now, you know what I'm saying? He
take, man, I don't want to tell her. I'm telling too
much. You got to...
Azale Watkinson in there.
Yeah, that's who she used in the burn with the grease or whatever
by, yeah, because she wanted to give him for
He ordered a whole pie and ate that bitch with his hands.
I think I ordered two of them.
Bro, this shit good, I'm genuinely.
I think I remember this.
He were talking shit, hey, yo, what that shit you eat?
He was running scams and shit.
He said, hey, hey, what that is he eat?
And then, you know, he had to let him know,
nigga, I got my quarters.
I pay for my own food in this bit.
That nigga, kind of out about $10 this quarter.
My man, soccer tea, so great.
I don't you, man.
Thinking that with soccer tea.
I do.
Alright, man.
Maybe I just only seen this shit once, but that shit started to say.
The way you, the way you were, you know, you're at with it,
because you're kind of ambivalent with it now,
you kind of only, you know, just go back and watch it.
Yeah.
Classic black movies.
Yeah, no, I need.
That shit good.
Classic black movies.
That shit good.
I've seen all of them, bro.
From Brown Sugar.
Yeah.
Motherfucking loving basketball to what's love got to do with it.
All Queen Latifah movies.
Yeah.
I can't watch it all, though.
I can watch it to the end.
Why not?
Because that part when Jada.
go to crying over that goddamn money
and cutting her head.
It breaks my fucking heart every time, man.
I just...
You'd be so emotionally.
Yeah, I'm such a lawyer-ass friendly.
All this shit be funny to me as a comedian.
What's so fucking funny about that, bro?
All these shit is funny.
Her friend, she is there.
And she's now realizing that all this money
was not worth me losing my friend.
Now, what in the hell is you laughing that?
I was laughing when she was on the bus.
I was laughing, amen?
I was laughing when Cleo put that.
cigarette their mouth.
Bro, what?
The funniest shit is a loser.
Now, get the fuck back to work.
I laugh at that shit like that, but
I'm saying, bro, it's a movie.
After you watch it the first time,
like you said, I don't have the emotion
no more.
Black people be envisioning.
I don't have the emotion no more
after the first time.
The first time I feel like,
damn, that's the fault.
After that, I'm like,
you sing Alfredo.
So you just go drive into the bullets.
So how did you feel the first time
you watched Alphanau?
What's that?
With Justin Timberlake?
Yes.
I don't really remember the story, man.
All right, it's a true story, though.
Yes.
Yeah, in the valley and...
Boy, this is some crazy shit.
That's how I remember feeling like...
Even the ending.
I looked at Justin Timberlake totally different
because prior to that, I thought this...
He was just like...
So what they killed a dude and they...
A little happy-haired boys,
I never looked at him on no gangster shit, didn't I look?
Yeah, they was on some gains and shit in their movie.
But stupid-ass-a-gain-gain-gainster shit, though.
They didn't have to do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
They didn't have to do that shit.
They didn't.
They didn't.
No reason.
Well, I mean, it's one of them stories that had to be told, but I didn't look at that shit.
Yeah.
The real story is on demand on the ID channel.
His mama went nuts for real.
She's supposed to.
This is the recommendation episode.
Let me just give a recommend.
They're going.
There's some good cinema.
I need this shit really wrote down.
There's some good shit.
I'm going to go watch.
favorite Kevin Costner movie is when he was in, uh, he escaped from prison and he had kidnapped
the little black boy. Um. What was it called? Kevin Costler? Yeah. I just didn't
got some pizza. Man, give me some of this shit, man. Last time I ate some pizza on fucking
show. I missed my whole fucking mouth. Hold up, dad. You can have this shit back.
Shack sent the pizza.
A perfect word came out of 93.
Yeah, Sha Shaq sent us some pieces.
And this shit good.
Yeah, I know.
That's Shaq.
Go do.
Bring a pizza.
What is that, Chee pizza?
Yeah, it's just a little cheeve.
Yeah, it's a perfect word.
It came out of 93.
And it got Clint Eastwood in.
I forgot about that shit.
It's a good-a-movie.
I thought you were gonna say water world.
Oh, now, that's one of them classes.
That ain't shit.
Kevin Carson in it?
Man, Mad Max in the water.
Hit him costing in it?
Missed me with that shit.
Okay, now.
Yeah, all right, now, you know, I'm gonna tell you a movie.
And then the twist was, he a fish man, he got good.
Oh yeah, I'm not watching a shit like that.
Nah, I miss-
Swimming his ass off the whole movie, nobody.
I miss Judge Castaway, though.
Oh, yeah, he, yeah.
When I first heard about Castaway,
I was never watching a shit like that.
Tom Hanks stranded at the sea, that boring shit.
Well, he went crazy.
He went off, that was a good movie.
Tom Hanks is just one of them thing, man.
He was crazy.
He acted the hell out of that shit
with a volleyball.
With a volleyball.
Wilson.
That's how he was
let you know he cold.
I can do this shit
with a volleyball.
But you know,
but Eddie Murphy did
that shit with the clumps.
He actually
were talking to tennis balls
that was sitting at the table.
The only people at the table
were him and that little fatball.
But Eddie Murphy did that
with the clumps.
He did that
anytime he do that shit.
Yeah, with tennis ball.
Anytime he get in them
characters, he'd go first.
He was with tennis ball.
I mean, period.
But.
Yeah.
Shit cold.
Hey, in the line, though.
Coming to America.
That boy good.
Man.
That's one of my top three favorite movies all the time.
You can literally quote every line.
Yeah.
That's how we gauge great move.
It's quotables.
Well, I just not even quoting it.
I can tell you to move it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's the quotable.
can you say it back like is it shit like that become part of the culture like the pop
culture shit yeah you see a motherfucker with a jerry and curl you say look at the soul glow
motherfucker know what you mean yep you know what you're saying yeah yeah yeah that'd be eight
dollars donation donation i thought it was a trash can stupid ass don't be talking about that
Eclan, your tall black motherfucker.
Now, you may know him as Joe the Policeman
from the What's Going Down episode of That's My Mama.
I watched that episode.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's shit crazy.
That's my mama is a real show.
This is the real show.
That's shit crazy, man.
With the What's Going Down episode?
That's just how much Ed had transformed into a character when he's doing this.
He was just old Jewish man.
He was like, you know.
The Kid J.
Yeah, that...
Golden Child.
That was, that's a good one.
All 80, 80 classes.
Just go back and watch all his 80 classes.
They're not going to lie.
That lady in the Golden Child, like, I wasn't, I wasn't a child.
What's the one who would?
Movie came out.
But that lady in the golden child, I, I wasn't feeling like no child.
Oh, no, she was pretty hell.
She was pretty hell.
Tonya Branson used to make me feel like that.
I ain't know what were going on, but something were going on.
I used to love to see Tony Braggis.
He couldn't even breathe again.
Ooh, whoa.
That shit happened today if you seen Tony Brake.
I know, but I'm talking about as a kid, that was started that shit.
In vogue, too.
Involved with crazy, with the skirt and the shimmer of this shit.
You liked that?
I used to like Whitney Houston, too.
Cabottergaard, one of my friends.
You was fucking with Whitney Houston like that back in the team?
Yeah, Whitney was beautiful.
Hell yeah.
This is a pretty-haired woman.
Whitney Houston.
Yes.
I call it Whitney Houston.
By the God, my favorite movie of all time.
Number one.
I swan the God.
That's my favorite movie, dog.
Body God.
Body God.
What type of a knicker is this?
I ain't never heard anything say that before.
Hey, that's my favorite movie, bro.
My shit, I love that shit, dog.
That's my favorite movie, dude.
When he go on the boat and the nigger died off.
It's my favorite movie, dog. I can't ever.
You want me to see him and lie to you?
When you had to shoot up the concert?
It's my favorite movie, man.
Oh, when she threw the scarf up, it's not even good.
Y'all motherfuckers gonna watch the shit out of it.
Y'all laughing at me.
Yeah, I've seen it.
More than once.
Yeah, but not when he picked me.
Nothing carried her.
Not more than...
It's rain.
I was water once.
No, it's when she'd jump out the plane to do it.
But actually, most of the shit I remember from the movie, I remember from the video.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They show damn to the whole movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They showed that shit.
When Houston was at her peak with that.
And that video was going.
I used to watch that shit with my money.
I ain't going to hold you.
I didn't turn that video off.
You didn't turn the movie off.
No, I didn't turn either one of them off.
I let the video round for the three four minutes.
I love Whitney was a, Whitney was a crush round.
You rocked out for the whole hour.
That movie is two hours.
50.
And, yeah, two hours and twelve minutes.
See?
That nigga know the time.
Because when I didn't have my favorite part?
What's the favorite part?
My favorite part.
That's your number one though.
No, Django.
Django.
Okay.
But it was in my cipher.
That's what I'm saying.
When I ain't on cable, you know, shit.
After two hours, you got to train them up.
My favorite part of bodyguard.
I watched 12 years of slave, then watch Django right after it.
So it can act like that.
I do that, but I do that with the revenant.
Twelve years of a slave when I'm going to watch once.
Django and act like Leo and act like Leo.
and act like Leonardo DiCaprio the same character.
So when that bear whoop his ass,
I'd be like, Calvin Candy, that's what the fuck you get, boy.
That's what you get for taking Broom Hilda.
I saw 12 years of Slaid one time.
You was mad?
Yeah, it made me mad too.
Django just had too many comical scenes in it
for me to be pissed off in there.
Samuel Jackson was made.
When they whipped that white man, that shit made my heart crack.
That shit was hilarious.
I got to go back and watch it in.
Man, you sit out that white man.
Django didn't have no parts that made me want to cut it off, though.
No parts in the...
Jank, man, Samuel Jackson, man, that part of that goddamn movie,
them motherfuckers ain't here to buy no, man, dingo.
The two most racers, I think they have replaced the Uncle Tom.
I think Stephen from Django and Uncle Ruckers have replaced the Uncle Tom.
I mean, because motherfuckers be saying Uncle Tom.
I don't even think motherfuckers be saying Uncle Rockers.
You know what I'm saying?
Uncle Tom, it's really a good person.
But what I heard in the story, he ain't the fucked up.
Yeah, he's a good person.
That's why, you know.
The fucked up one is Sambo.
If Smoke was right here, he'll tell you,
like, God damn that.
Uncle Tom wasn't a bad one now.
That was Sambo.
But.
Real, shout out Smoke.
Set it off.
Chris Jones.
Mm-hmm.
God damn Christry.
Let's go.
No, yeah, yeah.
Slave movies.
I can't watch too many.
The first time I saw roots,
I thought that shit was real.
You thought it was a documentary?
Mm-hmm.
Rosewood would fuck me up.
Rosewood would fuck, though.
Oh, my God.
I saw that as a kid.
Every time I heard.
The real story, ten times worse, though.
Yeah.
And it didn't help every grown person was tell you that shit.
Oh, my God.
That's another way.
That moved about four hours long, man.
How long that moved?
The thing is, we're watching the movies,
but we're watching the movies with Black Family.
We're watching this shit.
They right behind it.
Yeah.
All they tell you, that's what they do.
It was worse than that.
They just put this in the movie.
This, what really happened was,
and then they tell you the shit.
Hey, that Mississippi burning shit.
That's a hard movie to watch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woo.
What's the one with, oh, your boy?
Time to kill.
I was Jack.
I hope they all burn in hell.
Yeah, they deserve to die.
And I hope they all burn in hell.
Paul Lee, wasn't bullshit.
You know you pissed off if you go wait in the court house with an AK
in the closet.
Right.
That's another hard.
It's be what I think it's gonna be.
Boy, it's gonna be.
See, the dude, the man who wrote the book,
A Time to Kill, John Grisham, he's from my hometown.
Oh, really?
He's from Oxford.
He read out a little lawyer crime movie.
Yeah, he got a gang.
He got, he filthy, but, yeah.
Did he write Lincoln Lawyer or not?
I used to go to school with his son.
He had a son that was in my class from, like, first grade all way to, like,
fourth or fifth grade when they moved.
Yeah, goddamn my partner, Attack Grisham.
Shout out Grisham, Jr.
Yeah, he was cool as fuck.
That was good with these kids.
That was a lifetime of them.
Yeah, but movies I always had that effect, man.
Monefucking sit around and watch a movie.
What's the most white movie you ever watch, white people's shit?
The most white people shit I ever watched.
Yeah.
Because they got a few that we fuck with.
Yeah.
A lot.
My fuck be trying to keep them hitting close to the vest.
But there's some shit you pop on, you'd be like, especially the younger people.
I'm gonna tell you a lot of, uh, when I started watching Richard Pryor older movies with Gene Wilder, then I started getting, you know, connected to other shit.
I started looking at other shit that Gene would do.
And then Roa Atkinson is one of my favorite, too.
That one, I just watched that Tom Hanks one when he played a mean old man.
Oh, Otto.
Yeah, that's a great one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He kept on trying to kill himself, but.
And I watched Jack Nicholson, old-ass movie about Schmidt where he just played.
That shit, it's a boring movie, but I just.
watched it. I don't were boring, but it were good.
Yeah. It was good
boring. Amen.
Yeah. It was a good
boring movie. I ain't going to
hold you, man. They, they, I'm...
You ever seen single white female?
Yeah.
Oh, shit where the bitch trying to take the
pretty woman. The bitch
become a roommate and then try to become
her. Absolutely. Yeah.
That was just foreshadowing.
That shit did happen so many times.
They've seen the hand that rocks the cradle.
Yeah, about the baby.
Try to take the baby over.
Yeah.
What about the good son?
Oh, my God.
My God.
A little crazy ass boy.
Yeah.
He damn the fuck homalonged up for me.
Yeah.
This is the same little fucking boy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I was saying when I saw, yeah.
Even the other little shit he was in, my girl.
What fucking dad?
That's another movie.
I can't look at that shit.
I'm telling you.
That one was fucked up.
Yeah.
Amen.
Yeah.
When she going out and just break down and say, what his glass is, man, that fuck me up.
Y'all ain't see that radio fly.
You're a motherfucking lie.
When the motherfucker made a little goddamn plane out of the goddamn wagon,
took the dog and the turtle.
All of that.
And then I go and read the story and find out he ain't never have a brother.
He was the one getting abused at the house
and he made this shit up in his mind and pretended like his brother got away,
but it actually has to his brother ain't making his brother died.
What's the move about...
That's what they say the motherfucking real shit is.
Like the, uh, you know what I'm saying?
You did the background on it.
You know he did.
What's the move about that boy that had leukemia
and got picked on in school all the time?
And he wanted to play football or some shit.
I think he died.
It's an older movement.
Lucas.
That's what it was.
Lucas.
It was exactly.
Well, it was always a little white dude going to play football, though.
Rudy.
They fucked Lucas up.
Rudy.
They fucked Lucas up.
Fuck Lucas.
Fuck Lucas.
Man.
That shit low the eye, man.
Fuck Lucas.
All he wanted to do is fit in
and have some friends, man,
to play football.
Man.
And then in the end...
That's a good-ass movie.
Yeah, then in the end,
when he...
When he...
Did he die?
He was dying.
Lucas died.
Yeah.
And then everybody wanted to feel bad.
Yeah, they booed the shit out of Lucas.
They put the ice and hot on his...
All that, yeah.
For that shit, fuck.
Damn,
Damn moving.
You landed that shit too.
Bro, you got to watch this shit.
Lucas, it was fucked up.
Because it was based in high school
where you know white people in high school
were going to be some cruel motherfuckers.
You remember the powder and shit?
Lucas got this shit back.
They got it to get back.
The movie?
Yeah, you know.
Outer was an angel and shit.
No.
Nick, he was laid out by the white.
No.
No, I got to watch this shit.
I'm saying shit like Revenge of the Nurgis.
He could call down lightning and shit.
I gotta watch this shit.
This thing was running in the field
and got struck by lightning disappears.
What the fuck?
No, I ain't no seen no.
That's how by the people get in?
God delivers them in a lightning bolt.
They already have groomed.
Nah, I ain't.
Nah.
Let me shove in this dick in the lockers.
All the lockers just shake.
I'll tell you a dumb-ass movie.
I don't see probably 500 times.
It was still in hands.
Oh boy.
Now that shit now crazy head.
Elwood just fucked up everything.
Y'all they just took Elkwood, had them out there
was doing their fucking landscape
in the had them all in the fucking beauty salon.
He don't cut up all these faces and shit.
Man.
Elwood fucked up.
Doing all of them ladies' hair.
They're busting nothing getting their hair cut.
All that shit, all of them and nothing.
Nothing like here.
That's weird, man.
Bringing food all over to the goddamn house.
That's weird shit.
You know there's some white folks shit.
How the hell did they even go in that little
that house way ducked off and find Elkwood in the motherfucker?
Who the fuck?
You know who I like?
like, though, I gotta let it rock and that shit, dumb as shit.
That goddamn Talladega nights.
Oh, that shit funny.
I see ya out a couple times, but Conehead, my favorite.
Man.
Anytime I'm riding and I see an older lady
in a nice car, I'm like, there's goddamn Cougar in the car.
How much you letting that weed go for an old man?
That thing's kid was bad.
What are you?
That motherfucker said, I hope you have a boy, and he's nice, and he's eloquent,
and his legs get taken from him.
Don't you put that evil on me, Riggie Bobbitt?
Don't you stick that knife in your leg?
I'm not going to feel it.
That motherfucking stepbrother's funny as hell.
Stepbrother's stupid.
Like, I used to be like, man.
We fuck with this shit, but I feel like they wouldn't let us get away with this shit.
We could never get away with that type of humor.
You know what I'm saying?
Like we would get back lads.
We put it nuts on the drum set.
And then he gonna do this shit.
You can't do that shit, man.
I used to feel like that, but I used to like that shit.
You ever watch East Bound and Down?
That's my dog.
That's where I was going to sing.
Motherfucking Danny McBride, if you ain't watch,
you ain't watch, he's bound and down,
watch E-bound and down, but then watch righteous gemstone.
That shit.
And anything he is, he kill it.
He ain't even the funny his motherfucker on there.
That motherfucking Uncle Baby Billy.
I gotta go over there.
River Baby Billy is the funniest one.
Man, that motherfucker is the funniest person on the whole show.
And the sister's the lady from the goddamn orbit commercial.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They go crazy.
I fuck with them head.
Uncle Baby Billy had the whole.
whole trailer hooked up to the B and Bubba.
It was a Miata, what was it?
It was a little shit, bro.
A little old.
Yeah, the C3.
The C3.
Yeah, the old fucking trailer hooked up to this shit.
They got mad fulled off.
I had to watch this shit.
Vegas vacation funding for it too now.
This motherfucker is selling the fake miracle.
Oh, they're talking about.
All those vacation movies.
There's no money left after, after I do.
you know, pay all my scientists and buy a lab coats.
People still ask me, Uncle baby, Billy, why do you do it?
Because I'm selfless.
Pull the fuck off.
Once we spent all the money on the research and lab coats.
This nigga hit, bro.
Yeah, that shit, that's a good.
They got over on that one.
They're going to crazy.
Eric Andre, you're on one of the seasons.
I think you're on season two.
That shit go crazy.
Because they're like a mega church.
But they're, like, a white mega church somewhere.
They got all kind of scandals and shit going on.
Y'all ever catch that nothing but trouble came out back in the days?
Man, with the TV Chase.
Yeah.
Hey, Chevy Chase that's a run.
Yeah, that's what I'm telling you, Chevy Chase.
He had nothing but trouble and, yeah, Vegas Vacation, my favorite.
What's the fair one that he's going there, Wilder World?
What's the one they go in the Wilder World?
I think that one and Vegas my favorite.
That's vacation.
That's the first one.
Yeah.
Okay.
I like the motherfucking.
Christmas, man.
Yeah, the Christmas.
Want to get the Christmas tree?
And he,
motherfucking Randy Quay was for
goddamn punny in that bit.
Well, I used to watch that flat
where he was the detective.
So all type of shit out there, man.
This had, we just needed a ass shit for a while.
This had the, we just needed a cinema episode.
I ain't even said, welcome back to the 85 South Show.
We didn't even did it.
I guess this motherfucking episode
It's sponsored by people who used to go to the movies.
All people were $7, when they went from $5.45 to $7.
You know what?
It's sponsored by the bootleg man.
The first movie I saw, do you remember the first movie you saw in the theater?
I think I looked it up a couple weeks ago.
I think it was probably, I don't know.
Fibble or some shit.
I know it was in 19, motherfucking 85.
You went to see American Tale.
Ghost was my first movie.
Ghost?
That's the first movie.
We used to live by a movie theater.
It was like walking.
You don't remember ghosts?
I was older.
I was older when I seen ghosts.
Yeah, it was the first movie.
Yeah, this first movie I ever went.
My cousin took me to the movie to see that shit.
I don't know.
I think I remember going to the movies to see Disorderless with the Fat Boy.
I seen that in the theater.
I remember seeing coming to America and
the theater.
My first time since I remember them tities.
I remember seeing color purple at the movie theater.
I saw that at home too.
That was the longest.
I was a kid.
I don't think they took me to that.
Yeah, Ghost was like the first move I saw.
I remember when they snatched that,
second or the third.
When the shadows snatched that nigger.
I remember going to see Jumping Jack Flag.
I ain't go see that now.
Whoop a Goldberg movie.
I fuck with whoop and the burglars.
Who?
The burglar.
She played a burglar in a movie.
Mm-hmm.
She went crazy and ghost, though.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
They all did that thing in ghosts.
I remember seeing Soul Man at the movies, too.
You're talking about burning.
No.
No.
Soul man.
It's an old movie where a white dude dressed up, he dressed up in black.
Oh yeah, he's trying to sell black so he gets his college.
Yeah.
It's fucked up.
It didn't even meet a black girl.
He means Ray Don Chon.
Ray Don Chon.
And she's bad.
Shout out to Tommy Chon.
And he got to tell her white man.
He don't tell her for a while.
He don't tell her to the end.
Why didn't you just tell me as movies?
And then I think, low key, he took her scholarship.
She was supposed to get the scholarship.
Soul man.
Soul man.
Oh, yeah.
Looked this shit up.
He wasn't shit.
His praise wasn't good.
He couldn't get into school because I think he wasn't shit.
But he wanted to go to this shit.
And he tried to get the scholarship.
I think he took her shit.
Shit crazy.
I know for a fact that shit happening right now.
Boys in the hood at the movies.
I remember standing in line for that shit.
I remember sitting that on a tape.
You was with somebody?
Yeah.
Don't say it like you was by yourself, man.
I was with my mother.
All right, man.
But I'm saying, don't.
My whole family was there.
I stood in line for that one by myself.
On the block.
I remember standing in life.
Four years old.
Me!
Yeah.
No popcorn.
Watch the movie.
Didn't sit on nobody lap.
I was, okay, my bad.
I don't know.
No, I was about probably like...
When it came out, 91?
Like, 7.8.
When that came out?
When that came out?
I don't know.
No, I was older than that then.
Probably 10.
That was probably 91 and 92.
You would definitely one of them.
Yeah, I remember that shit.
The movies used to be lit as fucking my hometown, bro.
In the home town, it were lit.
All my friends worked at the movies.
So I used to go to all the movies.
The movies and the video rental store.
Them bitch that were lit back in there.
Video store is crazy, but I don't think people know the movies.
Like, motherfuckers are go to the movie,
and the movie you want to see be sold out,
and you would just see something else.
Yeah.
Like, you wouldn't.
He didn't even want to get to another one and your shit go off.
We're gonna go to the 715.
Yeah.
We're gonna go watch Godzilla.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I just had, I didn't.
He said and watched it.
The movie had good arcade toys, too.
Somebody should invent some air freshener that smell like blockbuster video.
Man.
Stale.
You'll never...
Steele plastic dust.
That new video smear.
Yeah.
New video smell.
Man.
Video store.
Go to the video store and go through that shit and catch some shit that's actually
goddamn good.
I'm kind of rare that you ain't heard of.
And look at the poor that X-rated cover up off the damn X-rated movies.
You're a little freaking-ass, little boy.
Hey.
I ain't go to the name.
My parents ain't go to the freaky videos though.
What? No, I'm talking about, like, in the regular video store,
they had a section where I had no business being in.
You know the best fit.
Oh, yeah, but that was so, I was, we had that on cable at the crew.
The best thing is when you see a movie that you wanted to get,
but the bitch out, and then you get to the county.
And they got one, yeah.
You were like, ah, somebody just brought it for you.
Somebody just brought it back.
Oh, let's go!
Sir, didn't you ask for booty talk?
You just asked him.
Man?
Oh, looks like you got some late fees here, buddy.
Them's reading them shit with, like,
late feet for what?
You didn't rewind when you brought it back for last time.
I said, they ain't reading no money to your body cards.
Hey, single-handedly.
You never returned it.
You sweat?
It says you still.
I'm going it back.
No, sir.
You brought a copy of your...
I was sitting outside in the truck box.
Oh, you know you were fought on a video game came up.
Man.
Yes, can I speak to Clayton English?
Man.
Yeah, we were just wondering.
Run it up.
That copy of cornbread early meat back.
It says it's 11 days overdue.
You don't bought the move with four goddamn time.
Hey.
You can bring it back or you can pay a 3999.
39.
Yeah.
Because the game was 100 if you didn't bring it back.
They charged you 100 all of them bitch.
The Sega Genesis game, 99, 9 in the 5.
So you're just not going to return our copy of Ninja Turtles, huh?
You refuse.
Fort it all.
You just bought it three times.
Ain't it crazy this motherfuckers actually old enough to remember paying late fees at the library?
Man.
The library is probably making a killing.
Late fees will kill Blockbuster.
For real?
Really?
Big part of it.
Yeah, yeah.
They got a documentary out, though.
Man, motherfuckers was not going.
That's why we start going to Hollywood video.
Because Hollywood video would be like...
Hey, it'd be like, you owe $28 in late fees.
But you go ahead.
And you'd be like, oh!
Like they would always tell you the amount,
but they would make you rock.
Well, the movie costs $28, but if you want to buy it,
you're gonna give a nine and that.
Yeah, yeah.
Because at a certain point, you should buy it.
You got some late fees, but if you get four movies to date,
I cut them bitches in half.
They was cutting deals like Greg Dillers.
Dog, my little brother used to rent the Jetson's movie so much.
We went to the videos and they said,
do y'all just want it?
Because I mean, if you buy it again,
it's gonna be like
more than it costs.
We were like, yeah.
This when I knew that shit was gonna be over.
You didn't went to the video store.
You fucking ran. You got three moves and they said,
hey y'all, you can get three more for free.
All up, wait a minute, bitch. Y'all play too much.
They're better for to go out of business.
When they start getting away shit,
Petit is their word in the beginning.
Because you, and you hiring young
motherfuckers that ain't really, we steal
it, they steal it. They're fennyson.
They, you know what I'm saying? They're coming. They're not doing.
I charge you a dollar because you didn't rewind this shit.
Come on, man.
$2.50. Yeah, I was like $2.50
here. Video where I wanted $2.50?
Crazy.
Yeah.
I never understood that. Just rewind the shit.
I never, when it's over,
if you leave it in the VCR,
like it stopped and
rewind. We had one of these.
Well, mine didn't cost that much.
Yeah, man. That shit hit it. You had to hit the rewind
and wait by 10 minutes for that bitch
to go back. Yeah,
because that rewind is
good 30 minutes.
You'd be ready
to watch the movie. You'd be the
fucked up your little movie night.
Ready to watch the other movie you got.
You're going to yawn and wait on that bitch again. I watch
watch the bit tomorrow. But you make sure you got your money's worth.
Nigger will fall asleep. Watching that
motherfucker, though. Yeah. And you
Watch it more?
You're gonna watch it again.
I only had my shit for one night.
And you gonna call anybody and ask anybody that's in?
You see what, you know I got.
You know I got it over here, no, you.
Okay.
We can watch it right, I got Terminator 2.
You can fuck around alone, your home by the movie.
Now he ain't turned the bitch in, now.
You got late for you.
Man.
That's crazy, man.
That shit gone now.
You could just buy movies right off your TV.
Shit, you can steal.
They'll never run no specials or nothing.
No.
You were stealing them, that shit was.
That shit was, that shit was, man.
They stopped hitting good.
It was nothing you couldn't see.
It was nothing you couldn't see.
That shit came out.
I missed the DVD error, man.
I miss buying bootleg DVDs.
Yeah.
I missed them deals.
But I miss good quality bootleg DVD.
Yeah.
I don't miss the game changed when American Gangster came out.
Yeah.
That's the best bootleg I ever seen.
That was out.
It said across the bottom, not for distribution.
Like, it was like...
But it was very clear.
Extra.
That one in Ip, man.
It man was very...
They were very clear.
Yep.
Because it was already out in Asia, so...
But when I saw it, man, I never thought that you could beat a motherfucker up like that.
Yeah, you can.
I never even thought to beat a motherfucker up.
Man, listen.
That many...
When that nigga played the drums in that nigga chest?
Little punches.
And just beat the fuck out of them?
Nigg.
I called little punches, but they big punch.
but they're little because he don't go far.
But they're damaging, though.
He didn't.
He hit you.
He hit you like.
I ain't never seen a motherfucker get whooped in such a fashion.
Because all the ass whoopings that he gave, it was like, it was an ass whooping by itself.
Surgical.
Then he, like, put all that extra shit on it.
So it's really like you get, like, five different ass whoopings at once.
But he's giving you the first one, like, the first few going to catch it hard.
Right.
Like, he's breaking some shit.
knocking you the fuck out right but once he started wheeling them down that's when he started
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Yeah, you're talking about Rachel Marshall.
So large, I like that shit like...
I like it, John Claude Van.
Now, I'm talking about old shit, though,
the older movie, like, he's why the John Laude Van Damme and Jet Lee.
Got-down Chuck Naur, old shit, long, what it was, Long Wolf?
I like, God damn, you know, the old Hong Kong shit.
I like the Bruce Lee.
But I also like the new shit, like the Raid.
I like the Tony Josh shit.
I liked how he got down with his shit.
I like that Stephen Chow's shit.
I like that Kung Fu Hustle.
Speaking of Stephen, you like,
Steve's a cigar old movie.
They're real, they like a new one.
They clownery now.
Yeah, I like all the ones they were interesting.
From 95 and older.
If you go back and watch this shit, you like me
this shit corny.
Yeah, man.
I like, standard test and tag.
Except for that one he did
where he was the, um, when he was
in the Navy and shit
on the submarine.
It was an undersea.
What was it?
Undersea.
Yeah.
You ain't like Mark for that?
That was screw face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I fuck with that.
That's what about hard to kill?
But that's when shit started getting ridiculous.
That's how all this movies was, too, Mark for Death.
Hard to kill, under siege.
Steven Seagall is.
Who was that Hard Target?
Was that John Claude Van Dam?
It was some movie.
Hard Target.
Him and Denny.
Hard target, double team.
Stop with the innuendo.
Hey, what's one of the-
This shit is out of control.
I like the old school junk club in them.
The low budget, it's a lower budget movie,
but the nigga was in the jungle training,
and he got drunk and was dancing with some women and shit.
Then the niggas tried to beat him up while he was drunk.
And then he beat him up drunk,
and he thought he was dancing.
So what's Bloodsport?
That when he went to Japan somewhere.
That's the one.
They put the glass on their fists.
Yeah, that's the one.
You took about the one I think he went to Japan
for that competition after his friend got here.
Bloodsport, when the nigger threw the dust in his eye.
When his people fight because their friend got hurt, right?
Yeah.
He can't see the movie.
He still whoop his ass.
Like, I think he went AWOL to go over there and do that fight in that movie.
That was supposed to be the, uh, that was supposed to be the most densely popular, the Wall City.
Hold up, bro.
What's that movie where they was training for karate to go to the Olympics and then they got up?
Best of the best.
Oh, what the mother.
But they got over there and the Chinese.
See, niggas.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
What's the one with the, uh, with the cap-a-waiter?
Huh?
Would they beat?
Bar-na-na-now-way!
Yeah, what's it?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
What movie is that?
I can't remember.
What is that?
Only this is it.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Man, they ain't seen that shit from probably 2000, man.
Two thousand, man.
Amen.
Damn.
That's a good one.
The blood sport, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Kickboxing.
Yep.
You said hard to kill.
That's the one where he was in the coma and shit.
And then he came back to life.
They came to kill here, a whole family.
He was going up, running up the hill and shit.
Then he get up there.
He punching a little wood and his memory coming back.
Yup.
Movies are you thinking dumb shit.
Let me go punch.
some woods so I can remember.
That nigga walked into his old house
with people living there and snatched the wall out.
Can you imagine calling your insurance?
What happened?
Man Stevens are gone walking in.
Snatched the wall down and got a videotape out the wall
and left.
He said he used to live here.
Now he unfucked up all the goddamn installation over here.
Miss Lady, you know how I understand it.
The entire kitchen is on the floor.
I ain't, what'd you mean?
I ain't say shit to him.
The fuck you think I'm gonna say
this tight gene way in that man
with the opponent tail come here
and rip my fucking wall out.
Mm-mm.
Steven Seagall.
Mark for that one, though.
That's my favorite Steven Seagall.
Man, I don't understand how he can take
on four dudes with guns
and they stand there and just watch
that homeboy get his arm broke
in the pieces.
They was real life video game.
He fucked it up to beyond repel.
They was NPCs.
They stand out with, A.K.
It's all them extras who was in the moods with him,
they were like, they hated him because he was hitting the motherfucking for real.
Yeah, because he was really hit.
And there's times where motherfuckers gave him something back.
Gee, I won't.
Like, I, I know I'm supposed to be.
Baha!
See, that nigga played nice.
The rest of the goddamn time he was on set.
He crazy.
He's crazy.
They're like, they're for real, though.
That nigga got a reggae album.
They said to be making that shit up.
That reggae album, crazy.
And he races.
He'd be, he races too?
He's gonna make a reggae album, man, hate nigger.
He came out saying the N-word several times in one video.
Man, anybody, I think everybody be at home saying, nigger.
Yeah.
That's just me though.
I know that.
It's the way they said, though.
That at least 97% of white people at home seeing that.
But it's the way they see it.
It's just like Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson was saying he didn't want to be, what the way?
He didn't want his daughter.
He said he wanted his lady to get him.
we get by a pack of niggas.
A pack?
Niggas don't run in packs.
We don't.
What you're looking for?
Bloods.
You ate all of them.
Wow.
Yeah, eat them all.
You got some?
What is this?
He wants some of these.
I need, I need.
I thought that.
I thought it was candy.
It was loose leaves.
I'm so tired of y'all with these packages.
Hey, look.
Jesus.
The packages out of control for weed and blunt wraps.
I don't pick what they come in.
Man, look at this.
What is this?
This is a mail box.
They were yours!
I know.
I'm not happy.
These niggas loves some beautiful packaging, man.
Man.
Hey, you should be doing it.
I don't like them kind.
I like sandwich bag.
Money on better weed.
I like sandwich bag because you can't hide them.
I like something like, I'll leave that long.
I feel.
I definitely did.
Don't make it stick out.
It's too good.
that looks like a shoe over there.
It's too conspicuous.
But yeah, like, you know, you can't stick these
and you draw the poli-pull you over it.
You can.
No, I tried one time.
The corner that bag, cut my fucking thigh.
You can, but your drawls got to be made
of some material that look like this.
But now, are you willing to do that?
Some ethical drawls.
That's what I'm saying.
No, don't be out here flashing hot.
Yeah.
Next, weed dealer, just put it in a little package,
little envelope, manila envelopes.
Bring them little pink Ziploc bags back.
What, the bill?
Them?
Oh, the dime bag.
Them little fat ones.
Man, look, weed the people buying today,
you know how many of the little more we ought to buy?
What fucking do buy a whole lot of weed?
You don't need on that?
This is the only weed that's left.
I got nothing.
You don't need a.
Speaking of weed.
Damn, no burger.
I'm talking about where everybody at today.
Don't worry about it.
Obviously.
It's the end of the month.
I still need it.
What that mean, the end of the month?
Amen.
We're not off.
We're scraping up.
The end of the month.
We're supposed to get off day neck and we ain't off them.
We ain't off.
I came in.
I wasn't gonna come here, but I did.
I came on in.
Oh, that's because evaluations coming up
because it's the end of the year.
I called my friend.
I said, hey.
Hey, the end of the year is coming up.
It's coming up.
We, by what?
How many days away?
Not a lot.
What you mean?
What, what?
Countdown to what?
25.
25.
I couldn't even say it.
I can't, it's unbelievable.
We're less than 90 days away.
Oh, shit.
You feel me?
This motherfucker than came and gone.
Very shocking year.
November's right around the corner.
It's where they need all the black people
in the world to vote right now, in the world.
How do they make every election
there's always like people, we need you this time?
Why y'all don't never need us for shit else?
It's about, it's life and death.
After November, what the fuck else y'all gonna be?
No, they're what?
They say it's life and death.
Every election is life and death.
Why don't never need us winning some good shit?
How many black people are white on paper?
Mm.
Because the only way you can really be measured as black is if you put it on the paper.
So what if it's black people out there that are like, I don't even want the system to
know.
So I'm a Mark White.
How many black people are actually down as white people?
You mean just in the voting system?
Yeah.
Why you have to do this today?
today.
Because I put white on my thing.
I put white on my thing.
You just be bullshitting sometime?
Yeah.
Just to see?
Last time I was native.
What are you going to be their time?
Oh, last year.
So when you vote, do you always lie about your ethnic?
Yes, man.
They don't know.
I get text messages from everybody.
Donald Trump needs your support.
Kamala Harris.
Need you to kick in.
They's texting me.
Bro, when they text me that election shit, I always text them.
I always text them back and be like, hit me back, hit me in person.
You know, hit my line.
You know what I put back?
You don't want to know.
I put reparations for my vote.
And then I send it back and they don't never send something back.
They'd be like you have been unsubscribe.
Yeah.
I delete and block their ass, quit ball with me.
I did it and they stopped, bro.
Whoever they text me, I'd be like, tell them to call me.
Hit me up.
Hit me, hit my line.
Pull up here on the Tuesday.
This is Al.
Who are you voting for?
Motherfucker, why is you bother?
Come on, man.
They always make that shit seem like it's just up to us, though.
What if that was the case?
What if only I voted, I votes counted?
Where do that money go?
Where did the money go?
I heard they have to give it back if they don't win.
They should just do that for one election.
They don't want to give us no reparations or nothing, right?
We just, all right, let's next election, just only I vote count then.
We're going to vote for everything all over again.
And guess who ain't getting their jobs no more?
Everybody, I think we should just, after this election, now we need to focus on everybody else who got elected and don't fucking need it.
We got to get some of these terrible motherfuckers fired or something.
We got to go.
All these other motherfuckers that had to be elected and ain't shit either.
We got to start, what do you call it, too?
We got to realize we're the majority.
We got to start calling it and complaining.
I feel like in order to be in any of these positions, you got to have at least.
four kids. That should be the new requirement
because them the only people that
understand
cost, value, efficiency
and return on investment.
Them the people who, like, you should only
get some middle class motherfuckers
to be elected officials.
That made sense. Yeah.
Because look how corrupt
these motherfuckers are.
Them the people who be fucking up the whole country.
People who can't even agree on simple
shit. They can't be too middle class.
But then they're going to be scared to spend.
They got to have a little hood to them.
They got to have a little hood to them to know, man, this ain't my money.
Right.
They got to have a little like, man.
Isn't that shit?
I'm only in this bitch for four years.
They got to have a little bit of that.
We need that.
I don't know.
You think we'll ever see that shit in that lifetime, though?
Motherfucking be trying to be the company, man.
What motherfuckers do?
Like, when they, all them old-ass people who got them positions now,
when they're out of there.
And we see this shit and be like, man,
we're finally making some progress in this motherfucker.
All we had to do we get these old motherfuckers out of the way.
And when I say old motherfuckers,
I'm talking about these legit 80, 70, 80-year-old white people
who've been in the same job for 57 years and shit.
No, they're going, they go on.
We should make it a law where if you was alive doing Jim Crow in segregation,
and you can't make no decisions.
What did you do this?
Shut the fuck up now.
You saw that video of Jared Jones
talking about how big shit it was.
Smoke crazy hell.
Smoke said he might be in there watching them.
They drew up to it personally.
No, I had a tweet that had went crazy about this.
They're like, hey, man, you got to show your dick to play for the cowboy.
What kind of combine they got?
man, motherfucker running a four three, bench 225, 32 times.
And pull your dick out.
Now pull your dick out.
Oh, wait, wait.
It's cold in here.
It's cold.
Who the nigger they cut after he pulled his dick out?
They got the dick expert.
All right, we've seen enough.
You ain't gonna make the team.
Damn!
What's his PDL? What's that?
The projected dick, we're expecting at least nine and three quarters out of this guy.
You know, his PDL made the thing.
PDL made his draft stock for you know how Jerry is he only likes him swanging what the fuck is wrong with y'all Jerry probably be saying some freaky white man shit when them cameras ain't on well you know it's easier to talk to when they're at least eight and three quarters just a lot easier to coach you're looking at a four and twelve team but that that's over a hundred inches of dick out there
You may not put up the most points, but we've dragged the most dick.
We're averaging a good nine and three-quarters, like I said earlier.
That's on average.
They are the real cowboys.
And those are our smallest guys.
That's our safety.
You'll never guess who's got 15 inches of 100 feet.
Yeah, we like to play on both sides of the balls.
Fuck, fucking crazy, man.
What if we find out this whole world
ain't ran by nothing, but, well, we didn't find that.
It is, baby.
I'm about to say, what to hear you're going to say?
We find it out.
Let the story finish.
Hold on, hold on, don't get in the middle.
Don't skip that, wait.
Everything is controlled by some freaky-ass people.
Man.
Man.
That's Britain, man.
Man, that shit's scary.
If you think about it,
pussy and drugs is killing everybody right now.
Too much sex, too many pills.
And you gotta take a pill to have sex sometimes.
Ain't that a bitch.
Women too.
One girl told me she said, my clit don't get hard
for less than $300.
I said, what the hell.
Her clit get hard?
That's what I asked, but I was, I would say, uh, no thank you for your services, sir.
You can keep that handsome pussy.
Man.
Wow.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I want to see how this shit play out, though.
What?
The whole election.
Oh.
Because I think these people really got a trick up their sleep.
Do you think?
They always do.
When they be talking about the economy.
No, you got weed all on your face
that nobody can take you serious.
Other side.
Good.
I don't want them to take this part serious.
What?
You think people, when they be talking about the economy,
be talking about their own personal economy?
You think they think that's what it is?
Because my economy ain't, like, the U.S. economy,
that ain't got shit to do with my economics.
Like, whoever in office is,
It don't stop me from getting money.
Right, that's why I don't get too tied up in it, because no matter who in the office,
I got to get off my ass and go work and take care of mine regardless.
Yeah.
No matter who the fucking now.
Yeah, we're just black men, though.
We're going to have to work hard whoever the fucking, whoever in them motherfuckers.
Especially if we're on the right side of shit.
I don't have no hope.
But is people really thinking that, oh, if this person gonna make it easier?
I mean, some of them, I don't have no hope like that.
The president is a mascot.
I got to get up and do my shit.
That's why they all got to get them old ass or other people out of there, too.
Like the Supreme Court
They're gonna go
But they got AI on their side
They're fucked up the day in there forever
Like once they get it out of the end
Like what makes them so fucking special
That they don't have to
They got secrets
That's why they got to stay in there
You don't want you
Your boy Claren Thomas
Taking all type of little trip
He'd be getting flew out
Yeah he'd get flew out
Yeah
And you know he got some secrets
He had it he raped the girl
Back in the day
Hey man hey
It was public
We don't talk like...
That ain't probably...
You're going to get the shit took down.
He can't let you fuck this up.
He had a...
He got louder when you get that time.
He had a case with a young woman back in the room.
Joe, blip that shit out, man.
Time stamp that shit.
Put the ad right there.
It's going to be in there.
That's she going to be in there.
So just go ahead and get your apology together.
Don't hear the right of a joke.
Ain't that crazy.
You can't be comedians.
Can't be comedians.
You can't say.
We can't.
We can't.
Hell no.
And it's not because of us.
They'll wait three weeks and then send the notification.
You're in direct violation.
It's just other motherfuckers, man.
Who actually did the shit?
There's other motherfuckers do fuck it up.
Man, I ain't, I don't know.
What do I know?
Shit about to get real interesting here in the next couple months.
Y'all got some spaghetti sauce and shit at the house?
What you mean?
I'm just saying, yeah.
Just be prepared.
We're back to that.
What?
The skin, the pen, the, sit your ass down.
Okay, the last time that this shit was,
the last time this shit was not a drill, was it?
No, that's true.
I got it.
Now that should let you know that there's,
at any given moment, shit could be back real again.
And you over here with three rows of tissue.
My motherfucker ran out of tissue first.
That's crazy.
I still can't get over that.
Motherfucker was on Amazon selling Tissions for $300 a case, motherfucker.
I never ran out.
That's crazy.
What is?
All right.
I didn't run out of nothing.
It was a supply chain thing.
I wasn't, I'm not wiping my ass that much.
But you're dealing with a lot of shit.
But I will say this, though.
I didn't realize that the corona shit, if you got the COVID shit, it'd make you shit.
Like, I didn't even know I had COVID
I just thought my stomach was fucked up
And I was shitting
It didn't do me like that
You might not have had it
I had it
I couldn't taste on smell
But you ain't shit
No, I shit it
But it didn't just give me no excessive shit
Like I wouldn't know
Accelerate diuretics and shit now
Yeah, I wouldn't know no accelerated shit
program
Okay, you just couldn't taste the smell
Yeah
That's it? That's your only sentence
Now the first day I had a fever
Like first two days, I had a fever.
And then when the fever, though, that one, I don't think you had it for real.
I mean, that's what they said, shit.
See, they said it.
I kept getting.
God damn.
We must like it.
No, every time the show got canceled, I was like, damn.
Get tested.
I was like, damn, I got it too.
I ain't the reason we canceled the show, but shit.
You felt this every time?
That shit still in there.
You felt it every time?
Man, no.
First time that shit was super fucked up, like heavy to walk.
It just hurt.
Everything hurt.
Everything.
So you had corona.
Everything.
I just had the COVID.
And the second time, my head and my stomach was just fucked up.
And I was just like, man, it must have been them goddamn nuggets.
It wasn't them nuggets.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
And I was just hot.
like hot than the motherfucker like
yeah
did you up here
no
man the nigga shit it on himself
he don't want to admit
no I did
that was before that
corona shit came out
if that's the case I had this shit
I had it I had it I had it
99 2004
I'm a veteran when you come to this
I don't beat this shit.
That's all you got.
Give me something else.
Oh.
Be careful what you have for.
No, I'm fucking.
I don't want nothing.
I don't want shit neither.
I'm going to bring it up.
I can't believe we've survived the whole apocalypse, man.
A few of them.
You think that was the first one?
Y2K was one.
That has to count.
Mind calendar.
Got to count mine calendar.
We were in the streets.
When the whole stock market crashed.
in 2008 when the housing market
crashed. You got to count that.
2008 was a financial crisis.
You got to count that. Well, we was out here
in the street. Hold on, when was Brian
Nichols running around?
That was around the same time, right?
Exactly. That was like, yeah,
yeah. Because that was like, with, 03, 04?
No, that was like, 08.
Oh, 8.
Brian Nichols?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shit.
Had me scared.
That might have been.
He was just pissed on with it.
I'm telling you, I'm thinking, because I was in high school
when this shit happened, because they locked our school down
for no fucking reason. We three hours out.
I don't know where my phone was.
I can't look at all right, brother. Watch me
Brian Nichols. Watch me Brian Nichol. Watch me Brian
Nichol. Watch me Brian Nichol.
Hey, man, we're going to make a song, man.
Let me just.
March 11, 2005.
Told you.
I told you.
That was, like, 05, because I knew I was in this street.
We was out here right then, no.
I was in, that was my junior year.
Like, what the fuck?
We're locking down to school before.
This nigga ain't made it to something to count it from Atlanta yet.
This a nigga at a white lay the house, fucking and eating whatever she cooked.
Lay it up.
Smoke meth.
Smoke math.
Smoke math.
He asked if she had some weed, she said, no, I got some meth.
He said, that'll do.
That's how I know she got there in the company.
She can say whatever she wants to say.
They had a ball in there.
Boy.
Hey.
He fucked the proper raw.
What's wrong with you?
That's crazy.
Ain't that little raisin pudding she has
sitting in the goddamn refrigerator?
Whatever she had.
Mote the Mets.
I bet you she called a Miff man over there and delivered something.
No, you can't come in and have a gas.
No, she had a little, she had her.
You don't think they read up her?
They got fucked up in there.
That's crazy
Been out here for a long time
He didn't even do that shit
He'd the reason they take everything out your pocket when you go to court?
I know
He hit the motherfucker in the mouth got no cuffs off
Pop Pop got in the
God damn parking deck
Hopped in the shit
Jumped in that shit
And then was Grand Theft Auto
Do you think he had this shit
Mounted out or he just
No
Freestyle
No he was free he was freestinely and he was on the beat
Yes, that's a good.
He was on the beat.
I hate the movie they made because the people that, you know, the right people in there.
And it felt like it took them so long to catch this nigger.
Like, this nigga's still at large!
That's what I'm telling you.
He was over at that white later house.
And when they ran out of money and dope, she was like, you gotta leave.
They made.
That's crazy-ass stuff.
That lady wasn't telling him shit to do.
Nothing.
He was telling her.
Exactly.
Man.
You think she wanted to give him the meth?
She was on meth.
That was a meth thought to give a motherfucker that got a gun on you some meth.
That's the more valuable thing she had.
You want some meth?
She probably just blew...
This thing is clearly unstable.
He blew the smoke on me.
Yeah.
Give me some more.
That's what that was.
That's crazy.
That's what I'm telling you.
You think they didn't cause some over there or you think she had a lot?
or you think she had a large stash when you...
Man, she had a little big old block.
You know what, she had her own career,
so she probably was a functioning meth head.
She had a job.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You probably had more than a lot.
She probably was lightweight selling it.
She probably had more than a little bit.
And when he got fucked up, she called the police.
You got the money and bought some more, man.
He had money on them?
No, for the, he had reward.
Oh, yeah.
That's how you do it.
You go over your bitch house, wait for the reward money,
let her turn you in, then put that same money on your book.
Mm-hmm.
We're not saying that's what happened.
No, no, but I feel like that's what happened more often than not.
They killed them, then they kill Brian?
I think so.
You can't kill the judge and the bailiff and get off.
Yeah, it was a terrible tragedy.
Hey, man.
What y'all think of all this, like,
why motherfuckers still going in there?
I don't know. I ain't been and I ain't going.
Man. You know what they said? It's a town.
Yeah.
Did y'all see the movie?
It's a town now, man.
Yeah, Oscarville.
It's good.
It's a good watch, but I would wait till it's free.
Don't do that.
All right, shit.
Because it ends.
All right, no matter.
Don't know.
How close is it to be in free?
No.
How close is it to being free?
How long it's been out?
Yeah.
Oh, it should be $999.
It's been on streaming for a year, but it's been out a long.
Is it good?
It's a, it's a watch.
It ain't that low budget.
It's a good watch, but then it's just like, man, this ain't what I thought of it.
So it's a ghost horror movie?
tell you what it's about. Because for the
people that don't know, Lake Lanier really got
a city underneath. Right, and they
building in everything
underneath it. Yeah, that's a man made
late that they just pulled out. I don't want to see, I don't want to see
no, I'm going to tell you what it's about. Fuck it. It's been out for a while.
I don't want to see Negro
Mermaid. No, so what it is, it's
like this
retreat where
these black people own it. And so what they do,
they send out sweepstates
to only white people. And
according to how you answer certain
questions, they invite your ad. They can tell you racist. So if you're a racist white
person, they invite you out to the retreat. So what they do once they get your ass out
down, they kill you. Okay. You didn't give away the move. You shouldn't have told them all left.
But that's a good one. Yeah, it's a play. I'm gonna watch it now. Yeah. I'm sold.
How did you check the box? I don't know about, I think full person. How did you check the
body? Definitely got to come out, though, because that's the way it ends. That's what I'm saying. When you
watch it, it'll be like, uh. How you feel.
about niggers.
And it's crazy, though.
Those are the kind of question they asked.
Proudy face.
They really ask you shit about, like,
what happened with Trayvon, Martin, and shit like that.
How have you answer it?
They're like, okay, cool, so that's how you feel.
You want to retreat.
Bring your racist ass on that here.
You, your family, all y'all, come on.
Bring the dog too, bitch.
I don't think that down.
Damn, that sounds like a good movie.
I won't see it.
They got Zimmer.
It's on Prime.
It's on Prime.
I don't know if it's on nothing there, but I saw it on Prime.
Oscarville?
That might be the name of it.
You said it.
No, Oscarville's the name of the city.
No, what's the name of the movie?
I thought the movie was called Oscarville.
It could be.
What shit?
I know.
This thing gave me the whole plot.
Don't know the name.
There's some black person.
It's a bit like that.
No, it's called Lanier.
Like Lanier?
No, just Lanier.
Lanier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man, it's time for Donna Glover to make some more shit, too, ain't it?
I think he did.
I think he's dropping something.
He got a movie to go with the album or something.
Ain't no more Atlanta?
Nah, that's done.
You gotta go to Hulu and watch this shit.
You got a whole production company, though, man.
Shout out to him.
Okay.
You're going crazy.
Yeah, but I think he got some...
I think he did a remix of an album,
and I think he got like a whole little film that's gonna go with the album,
if I'm not mistaken.
A whole...
Stone in the end of the world or something?
Is that right?
That sound right.
Monko, no.
Why y'all damn?
Why y'all let me stumble through it?
Help me out.
He was helping you sound it out.
I saw him.
He was like.
And what?
Just be Donald?
Oh, yeah.
Every rapper got to retire and come back.
I remember when they used to make soundtracks
that came out with every movie.
What's the best soundtrack?
Come on.
Soundtracks used to be jamming.
Yeah, but what's the best?
Soundtracks used to be jamming with singles and the whole album.
Right, but come on.
You know what was jamming?
What one?
Above the rim was jamming.
Above the rim.
Oh, hold on.
This made me feel grown.
This made me want to go to club with suits on, thin line between love and hair.
That was cool.
Won't you come with me to chocolate city?
Boomerang and waiting to Xil had the best.
fucking soundtracks ever to me.
New Jack City.
Yeah, New Jack City had a good one.
What the fuck are we talking about?
Set it off.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Went crazy.
And Vogue was up there.
Bowled was on that bitch.
Yep, yep.
Boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
But tell me all wrong about boomerang.
That's a little dug in for a man, but.
Tell me all wrong about boomerang.
Boomerang went crazy.
Nuddy Professor was hard.
It sure was.
Had Jay Z on ya.
He said that, thin line between love, hey.
Yeah.
Oh, man, damn there, any black movie, bro.
No, I should have to go.
Bad Boys wasn't bad.
Which one?
The first one wasn't bad.
The second one definitely wasn't bad with the Nelly shit
and all that shit and 50 on that shit.
But the first one had that, uh, that shy guy shit.
The one girl, man, yeah.
The Jamaican...
Mercy, mercy, mercy.
What's the name?
Patra.
Was it Patra?
Patra was...
Patra was...
Patra was this.
She still got the Patro find them.
Phone big, boy.
Did she come out with black ass?
Black ass.
But Space Jam?
Lomb Braves.
Space Jam was a good one.
You can't even find them songs no more.
That's because they're all on singles.
They're not singles, but they put them...
Is that the reason?
Because you know what?
A lot of...
Is that the reason?
What?
You can't find the Space Jam's song.
I mean.
I don't know.
The soundtrack is not on what's an like, that was saying.
Or is it, or Kelly on that, no, no, no, well, you know his, you know, shit, they...
But he don't own his songs, so they're taking his shit in Noah.
But you can't find him on Star's anthem, at least on the shit I got.
That shit went home.
Who'd you looking for it?
I did this...
Some days I'd be feeling that.
You might need the order from Amazon.
Some days that you need to come out to some villain music.
Some days you need to, you need a public.
If I hit him, how I hit him, high, hit him.
Yeah, you need to pump yourself up.
I was trying to play it for my son, man.
Whatever.
Hey, man, I remember when you was listening to the Harlem World Heavy.
You was on the rug, red sound chain.
Yeah.
That was your favorite rap.
I was going to play.
Take me there.
I want to go there.
I said, Dad, we got to listen to this again, bro.
I don't think you hear what they say.
I heard it.
Life had a good soundtrack.
Life.
Live.
Live.
Live.
They're about 103.
Tell me.
Tell me.
How did I get live?
Live.
Live.
Live.
Live.
Live.
That was a good.
Live.
Janice was just telling me a story about Bernie.
Man, this thing you got the Bernie Mac genius, man.
See, don't mean that out there.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw that.
It's holy grail.
What's you gonna put him on?
Frame?
You're gonna frame?
I'm gonna put a hand in them.
Wait, I'm on my special.
Okay.
Look, look.
I know you're already warm.
And nobody has been in them, Gene, but bernards.
But with the belt.
He's put the belt on.
This shit's around the way.
Pulled him.
Like a 90s flag girl.
I ain't scared you, you motherfucker.
Nah.
That's shit hard.
You gonna frame him?
frame I don't know man I don't know how you do it what's the shirt can you recreate the shirt
do you put it on like display you know what I'm saying it needs no that's just that's you just that's
some collectors item man it's one of them thing where you just that's just going in the
stage in the vault you're just putting it in the stairs I get it I don't know
that they got the jeans man I don't know that's that's that's a
That's history.
Comedy history.
Yeah.
Now fuck all the black comedy.
Comedy history.
But I'm going to tell you the crazy part about those jeans.
Bernie gave them jeans away to his best friend before he even died.
He gave him away a long time ago.
He didn't give him a fuck about him.
So when he died, his best friend gave him back to Janice.
But that's really...
His best friend had been wearing him the whole time.
Things I've been wearing them bitch.
But you know what?
They are in great condition.
I don't think nobody
fuck with him.
No, ain't anybody wear him
because it's one of them
things like
he probably
it's airbrush
Yeah
That shit probably cost him
You know what I'm saying
Like that shit
It was a deal
That's what I'm saying
Like somebody probably gave him to
Somebody made them for him
And gave him to him
For real
Yeah, some lady
Yeah
Janice were telling me
The story behind the Gene
Some lady made them for him
and gave him to him.
And he wore him, that's what he was nothing to him.
Like, he wore him on Del Jammer, and he gave him to it.
I think she said his friend, Mike or somebody.
Yeah.
That suit he wore on, um,
Kings of Cumber and now that's something that you definitely would frame
or put somewhere, but his wife got rid of everything.
That's another story, though.
I will tell you this, though,
since it's out there.
You know his movie coming out, right?
You got Bernie Mac movie?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Guess who producing it?
Who producing it?
No.
Who?
Steve Hart.
Let's go.
Okay.
So it's going to be your own point.
What's your feelings?
I don't know.
They still going back and forth who they're going to pick to be Bernie.
La Reel thought he should have been burning.
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, it doesn't work out that way.
They didn't work out that way.
They ended up choosing somebody else.
But...
I don't know who else could do that.
I can see it's Chicago.
But they, from what I hear, the script is just a bunch of...
A bunch of nothing.
Because they don't even talk to the people who really knew him.
It was right.
They just...
collective memories of stories told and the crazy part about it is Bernie wrote a book
before he even died and they didn't even refer to the book like if they were even
referred to the book they would know that this shit that they putting in here is
booty that man wouldn't approve of this shit but that it is it ain't what it
ain't though hey man I think we're good and high and uh
Oh, I've been, uh...
Me too.
I've been, uh, yeah, sure was.
Well, guys, I think it'll be interesting to see how this, uh, next election cycle plays out.
Well, we'll see, won't we?
Yeah, and just know that we're going to have to continue to hustle and do exactly what we've been doing anyway.
Because, uh, I was going over the portfolio and the investment.
We're way down this year, guys, way down, way down, we're in the red.
I don't know if we're going to get in the red.
How are we black and in the red?
We are black and in the red.
You can't be blacking in the red.
I'd rather be black in the black.
You've got to be black in black.
Black in the black.
You've got to be.
But yeah, man.
Like I was saying, this has been another great roundtable discussion here at the 85.
self-show we would like to encourage all of you to wash your ass every day you never miss a day
sometimes twice never miss a day especially if you walk alone especially thoroughly always wash
your ass and make sure you got clean ass use a white rad it'll show you to show you exactly where
you're missing sometimes you need to see that you're dirty yeah don't let nobody else
discover that you stink you should know first quit using them color for rad
TV news, you hear it.
First.
We grown.
Should nobody have to tell you, you stink?
Put some fucking cocoa butter on your foot.
Right. And it's up to me,
because I've been getting a lot of requests from people all across the world
to just put this message out since everybody watching the show.
People tired of telling you that you stink.
It's embarrassing to have to tell you that because you're grown.
You're trifling.
Come on.
I don't put that pressure on me, I'll tell you.
Right.
You know you must.
You know you stink.
You know you ain't washed your ass.
And if you don't know, you've been stanking for a long time
because you don't just get used to no fucking scent.
No.
Use a stinking bitch.
Yeah.
Get your ass up and wash your ass.
Do something.
Do something with yourself.
Be presentable when you.
Open a window.
When you're around people.
I open a bar of soap.
Did you smell like the house?
I know you ain't washed your ass.
Add that bitch, I ain't gonna get into it.
Yeah, do that.
Well, fuck, they think that they've been in the house all day,
they ain't got a war.
No, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Bitch, you didn't ran around all goddamn day
and this motherfucker cooked chicken, all type of shit.
All the types of.
Set your ass up in this motherfucker and got musted.
You know it's a motherfucker that actually depend
on them 72 hours than be on a deal?
Seventy-two.
You tripping.
I swear to God.
Yeah.
I know people like that.
I'm not going to put you out, though.
Deodorant is 27 hours working.
Working hard.
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