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Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Oh, you good, game out of this thing came out of nowhere. That's crazy. These, ma'am, I finally miss this bitch.

What the fuck? Oh, you said, new shit. What, what? Okay, all right. Fort it. Rooke, I just got it. Look, I just got it, right? Turn all the men's lights on the cameras like.

That motherfucker right. Oh, damn. That's their big nine. Yeah. Big, whip a wing. Playing with the motherfucking nigga, man. All right. What?

It's that big nine, DC. That's the shit right there, boy. I keep that little nine. That ain't no joke. I got this little nine. No, they're going to work too, though. Yeah, got that. They're going to work too.

Fuck the bull shit. Oh, you got yours? That's the little one, right? That's going to work. All right. They're going to work. We need to get me. I like to count them.

One, two. That right. That right. Always. Because a nigger got a permit. If a nigger step up to me, he gonna get hit, don't touch my shit. I got 15 on deck. Hit them in the chest in the neck.

Are you ready? If they ask for my permission, I give this shit to him because you know I'm on the mission. Because niggas, they be touching and grabbing and stealing. And I ain't with that shit because my name, Colin Miller. If I can get out of line, I gotta put them back. Got a nine on the head with a strap on my lap when I'm riding. Keep that bitch by my hand because they don't understand what it's like

to be a black man. I keep the window crack because they really think I'm selling crack. Now let me bring it back and spit another fact because I'm alone for doing that. I want, what the fuck? What the fuck, bro? Yo, is there a plug?

Y'all got plugs? Charge my phone. Appreciate it. I got no roots. I need a loose, brother. Need a little brother, dude. Charge a nigger phone. Charlie, cut the nigger, phone.

You smoking today or you poor? You're talking about it. To the motherfucker in the 8-5 South. Cut the smack it in your mouth. Just chill of a crease, son. I know this shit gonna be fun. Drop a sign, tandem lyrics. That's right, motherfuckers got to hear it.

What the hell, my... I need the top of phone. Somebody at it. What's it? Supportable, charge. What's it? Okay. Thank you.

Well, you know, it's not a total loss. I had time to roll some joints before I left. Play that beat, play that beat. Play that beat, play that beat. Let's go, let's go, let's go. From that Shottetown City, because they know I'm getting good. Hang it with the miller, because they're going to be a thriller.

I've been to Chicago. They got some nice tennis. That girl's real pretty. We ain't got no food. Put that on four now. What? She's a good girl, ho-nell now. Oh, no, they don't play the guy.

You know I play chess? Hey. Damn, you know how to play chess too? You know how to play chess? No. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I love this shit.

Man, I love this shit. You know how to play chess here? No. I do this. I know how to look. I know the knight. I know all of that shit. Well, the king got one move.

King, that's crazy. Can't take anything going. anywhere the fuck you want to. You got the bishop, got the L move, boom, the pawns go to the next. You know how to fucking play. No, but I'm not good at it. I mean, just say that, but you know how to play?

And that shit ain't fun when you get in your ass. When you get, you get, you're gonna go like this. Ah, take it. Boom! Boom, me like that. Niggia, you're right, you suck. Oh, down. I'd be going crazy on, nigga.

Like you got to play? Yeah, yeah, I want to play. That shit is a good, grown man game. Because you know the white go first. White go first, I hate that rule. As usual. Black is different. That's bullshit.

I know my knowledge, right? White man go first. Why didn't you don't play? We're always on the defense. That chest is metaphoric to our lives, bro. That shit is crazy. The queen can go anywhere. Who?

The queen can go anywhere. The queen can go anywhere. Of course. A horse-ass nigg a little funny, but he deadly. You see me like, man, that nigga, that's a heckler head. That's a shun-a. That's the shun-a. He's jumping around the corner.

He's like, well, this nigger is deadly, man. That's my favorite decrease. I don't, I ain't know that. I love that. I'm gonna give him a motherfucker. Cause he crick around the corner. He moving the L shape if you look at. He's moving in the air shape, but that nigga,

he'll cut you up. Oh, you hit that cut in the one. The best agency in the world. Alright, thank you. On this. I'll put this right here. Yeah, do your thing. Okay.

You get three signs. You guys know what time is. Hey, boy. That's how we live. It's the most dangerous. Make sure you get the beef. Pause, man. No.

Let me get a water piece. Y'all get every piece of but meat. What y'all get? Who y'all gonna get it from? To keep picking this white-ass copy that! Right. Piece of hut, that nigger worked, man. White people working out now, Domino.

You can bring the chestboard. What happens? A piece of be dry shit, man. I fought with double arms and saying, man. It's the Cresby ashy. Real talk, am I tripping? The Cresby ashy. Don't the Cresby ass on Domino?

I ain't tripping. And man, throw another thin crust in there too. The king. You know they go to fast. That's your finger. That ain't gonna, that's shit. Yeah, well, I can't do all that. That's shit, like communion bread.

Up here, I need to wait for them. You'd be like, man, they put some piece on communion bread. This can go. It's broken half already. That can make that mode. This, this, that's queen. That's the queen. That can go, whatever.

Hold, no, they're the king and he head. They're the queen right on. Wait, this queen, this can go anywhere. Yeah, but it's in the wrong spot. Is it right? Yeah, it should be right next to the mother. They gotta be on the white. Right there.

Okay, this. The rook, is this? No, bishop. Yeah, that's a business. This is your royalty. This is your royalty. Yeah. Okay.

Buddy go there. Yeah, you gotta have that shit. Yeah, you gotta have that shit. This is real shit. You got to know how to think. Mm-mm. You got, I can't play check, cause you don't think, you don't know how to fucking think.

Then you can't put one plus one. You're like, what fuck wrong with that nigga? I don't know. What did I do? You play jail? I don't play jail. This nigga is. This nigga is.

That's a trick. That's a trick. You play jazz. I mean, check them. You're like, fight chuckle. Too easy-ass on, man. Simple-ass-ass, d'n't you want to jump over a little shit. I don't know, I don't think.

What do you want? Just the thin crust, like, whatever you get. You got to sit there for hours, though, man. I hate what the motherfucker beat me like consistently. Like, you just keep beating me like I can't. You got your arm? Which one do you sleep? What beats, man, Paul, man.

State, no pork. And you, you know. You, you know. You can move your... You know, you know how to play. You just don't know how to defend yourself. Exactly. I can tell.

You can tell. You can see, you know every fucking thing. I know every move. I study, I said, let me at least read up on it. So I learned, and I just don't know how to... You read it. See, I learned in jail first. I learned the moves in jail.

And then got out and started playing. Oh, shit. So I knew every move. So I'll make a move and you make a move, ready? I'm gonna do, motherfucker shit. Okay, man. What's up? This ain't, man.

This ain't, man. We got a little something over there. Hey, wait, put something to hold this shit on. Put that rook on the end, yeah, okay, yeah, okay. You know how to play too. Yeah, but I'm not good. You're good. Better than me, because I, shit.

And then you got to think steps ahead and shit. I know. You gotta think steps ahead. You gotta make sure that move you just did, okay. I don't have time for this shit. You're playing sideways. Try, yeah, just see what's hand. I don't know which one, white, above it.

Just act like you're thinking about it and then just leave it. Let's shut out. No, no, man, I'm just gonna pretend. Exactly, like make one move, got a strategy. Then stall out like an hour, we'll do the podcast, and then you do that shit later on. Yeah, just act like you're thinking, and then we'll do one, and then we'll just get into the show.

You're ready. Oh, see. I'm telling you, man, this is the shit, man. He already sees my shit. Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna do that one move, and we're gonna get to the show, cause I'm gonna whip your ass. One move? One move. I just got one move. Sometimes it's one move checkmate. One move, that's all I need.

Oh, you don't. Don't for the setup shop. That thing ain't gonna be able to go nowhere. All right, while y'all doing that, I'll just get to some side notes. Go ahead. Side note, we just crossed 20,000 subscribers on the app. on the app. Oh!

Oh! Another side note, another side note. We did just get approved for the Google Play Store, so we in the Google Play Store. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Google! That's all I use when I look up, she and you hit me. Shout out to Google. That's all I use.

That's my library. I got some more side notes. As Google. Shout out to the Hawks. We got merch collab dropping real soon. Oh, yeah. We got a basketball in here. Oh, oh, shout out to the Hawks, man.

What else? Am I leaving anything out? That's gonna make them win. Am I leaving something out? Uh-uh. I just got drafted to the Falcons. Oh! Yes, sir.

What position? Little lead team, it's a little league team. Okay. For the church. It's a church league. It's a church league. Uh-huh, uh-huh. My Cud's and my Cud's and dad is a pastor.

They called the Foulkes. The Napa Auto Parts found. It's a flag football team. I'm a quarterback. That's same number, bitch. Spons about bow jangles. Mm-hmm. Sponged by both jangles.

And T.D.J. What a hot. I ain't no T.J.'s behind this. Most real shit, though. It's black history month. Like the motherfucker. That came on first. Yeah.

This is. Yeah. This is perfect. Black instrument. Damn. We got a chain the name, though. Black Hebrew month. Oh!

Oh! You get deep with the fucking You're getting deep with it. You're a Hebrew? Yeah, I'm a more. Ooh, I'm a more. But the crazy part about it, it branches off, so.

It's all good. I don't even want to say that. It's all good. When the white people pulled up over here, it was some niggas already over here. Over here. I'm with them. Whatever they was called.

They came before Columbus, get that book. They came, yeah, they called the natives. I'm gonna go with the O-M-M-A. You're an O-Mek? We were gonna milk him. Oh, shit, you're O-Mek, man. You're an O-Mack, man? You're an old-Met?

Yeah. With the heads and shit. With the head, they have a braid sometimes. And with the big noses, man. They take you back, man. The old-Mack, son. They had the big noses like that, they had to do statues like.

They looked like, oh. We was here first. They looked like Forrest's. They look like this. What the fuck is these, And they had the James Evans nose. James Evans, Florida. Yeah.

That's, man, see. See, we're gonna be real black this episode. We're gonna be extra black. I'm talking about Buddha. This is how black I want this episode. I'm talking about Buddha. Buddha with the twist. Buddha is black in Japan with twists.

Yeah, for real. They're trying to say it some snails. What? Bantu-9. Even in India with their gods, the blue, it means it's black. They just painted the blue, but they sold it. dark, they're blue, but they're all black. The Indian gods are black, Vish and all that shit.

Gilgamesh? Not Gilgamesh, man. It's real sick to kill Kamenis. Yes, sir. Black, that's pretty. He's everywhere, man. You know who else we can't forget about? It's in my genes.

It's in my ancestry. Ah, you know. The Maroons! Yeah! That's right. Right. The Caribbean. Do you know what time it is?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is black history, man. I know they took you in with overhaul. Listen, I can't wait till this virus shit come get the fuck on so I can really go touch my people.

Where you're going? I'm going down to Jamaica. Real? Yeah, yeah. She found out you're Jamaican. Yeah, yeah, I never been. Clarendon. You're Jamaican?

Clarendon, see, through my blood. Some nigger down there, we got the same bloodline. Bless her, bless her. Yes, sir. It's a nigga down that look just like me. I'm going to be looking at each other like. Run fast as shit. Why, you look tough like me, man.

Ox Ted, you're crazy. Yeah! Oh bumper clad, beans and rice. Rice and pieces, rice and bees. Uh-huh. You're gonna help me a blood clad of Babylon. We'll kill them, chop them now, make them dead them. Yeah.

Yeah. Suck your mother. Suck your mother. Pussy ward. Pussy ward. Pussy. Pussy. Slicer throat.

All the way, Jamaica, Kingston. That's a goat. That's my nigga. You gotta love Jamaicans though, bro. You remember when the niggas came up in Ox House on belly? You want to work with me? First thing that nigga said,

Who on test me? Come on. I don't murder that before. Who on test me? Can I wear that before? You didn't see Shata? He saw it. He saw it.

He saw that thing at the end. Woo, man. That nigger went crazy. Do that. Wait a minute. When he saw the niggins, he went great. He's shooting him, he was like, come on, no, you do it. He said, you take my girl, you take my life,

where I want now. I want your sword. I meant your soul. That name was hurt. When he shot the girl, I think we're in the wall. When he shot the girl, the white girl, it was big. Yeah, God, don't.

Oh. Remember this, he said, what he said, you know, You don't fuck up, Mr. Anderson. You don't fuck up. Wien, witt, we don't fuck up, Mr. Anderson. You don't fuck out. I don't want to be. I was scared.

He's like, ween, weet, wean, ween, ween, weet. And said, no, you don't fuck up, Mr. Anderson. You don't fuck up, Mr. Thompson. Oh. Ruthbite, move. But when they, when he first got, he goes, so you're the new king of Miami. Ah, boom, clap.

Remember that shit? I see it. But there's in the restaurant. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, this is gonna fuck him up. I know a lot of people watch this movie they probably didn't catch this part. When that nigga would sit down and he was eating

and he stood up to do that part when he did a clap. Did you ever notice that nigga six finger hanging off? No. The nigga got a, you know, when the nigga grabbed him by the throat and the nigga threw his hand up, the nigga got six fingers on each hand. What though?

Somebody pulled up right now. The nigga got six fingers? Six fingers? Shant's. Ox. I see that shit. Got six fingers. Six.

On both hands, do that entire movie. You never not welcome here. What about the other dude? When they came in, when he was trying to get through, the dude, the little police dude said, ex-star shot. Yeah, ex-star shot. Fuck, really.

He's like, next time I catch you, me on your eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Me on your eyes. On your eyes. On your eyes. I love that guy.

All the type of thing. That nigga said, uh, take what to left to what? Take the one and leave they want. He went. Y'all got the best things, but the coldest shit. Mm. Mm. That's not it.

No, Logo to Shottis. It's, uh, the restaurant's saying. We ain't never seen. He don't pulled up a nigga that liked this. When the nigga got through. We ain't never seen that movie. When the niggas got through and he said, This niggas name is.

Don't kill me. Man I got to kill ya. Max, don't him. Don him. Do you. Oh. Max was crazy. Remember he did the normal.

That nigga did the normal shit. And then he came back and threw a one. Oh, man. I got one. I haven't seen it. But I saw it a bunch of times then I stopped. Oh. Okay, I got another Jamaican movie for you.

I don't know if you ever seen it. You got six a break. You remember when that shit first came out, it wasn't even finished? Yeah. Because it was bootleg. Yeah, I watched that bootleg. That shit turned into a DJ Cali video at the end. Man, they had one scene that told you what was supposed to happen.

Yeah. The first bootleg. On the first bootleg, Wight Club killed everybody and took over at the end. You put on that Spider-Man, Mr. Jack. Have you ever seen this movie called Rockers? This is an old Jamaican movie It's dope as fuck, check it up Okay

But it's time to do this Welcome back to the 85 South show Man Who we got That's what we got Yeah You're bald head cave Dwelling ass bitch

Hey Strike that boot ass Look at shit Bro We're talking Big shit in here today man We have a comedic Titan in here with us today

If you have been on earth and you like stand-up comedy, you have probably ran into this man on something. This motherfucker probably was on Star Search. Come on, man. He'd have been on all this shit that a nigger comedian could be on stand-up specials. Niggins have been to Africa, Australia.

He's on like his 12 passport. Nick has cleared over $27 million in white people money. A real ghetto legend. We stand-up comedians and I know that everybody sitting here has been a fan, knows what this man means to the comedy game, some motherfucker does. Original jokes, impressions, fucking topical humor, political humor.

This man is what I would call a fucking specialist when it comes to this shit right here. A comedic sniper, a master of the craft. Right? Uh, shit, none other than... Who? Godfrey! Let's go!

Yes, go! My boy! Amen. My wife. Yeah, man. I appreciate it. Can you get tightened, y'all? Committee's titan, bro.

But you're like, do your shit, bro? I believe in originality. I always was that dude. Like, originality coming out of Chicago and coming under Bernie Mac, Bernie Mac and, you know, bringing Corey Holcomb into the game, that's what I did. I brought him to Amateur Night.

Forced him. I forced Cory Hocom. He didn't want to do this shit. Nah, he wanted to, he was like, because he was a ball player, Corey was man, 50 inch vertical, Corey was played ball with my brother. And then one day I was coming from Amateur Night,

you know Damon Williams. Yeah, most definitely. Damon was hosting Amateur Night, his cousin George Wilborn was a house MC. So I was like, yo, damn, I got my man, because I had no Corey since I was 15. I played baseball. He played football, basketball. So I was like, Yo, Corey, let's check it out, man. You need to come with me next month, next week.

A Wednesday night. You know, Corey was like, man, I've been wanting to do that shit, man, that ain't going to that pussy ass shit. But he came, and from there it was over. I was like, you know what I'm saying? So coming under that, and I got to give credit to another big brother of mine, Evan Lionel. I don't know if you all know, Evan Lionel, if it's Los Angeles. He was starting comedy in Chicago before everybody. He literally saved Bernie Mac from ruining his life. Yeah, from killing the dude.

Exactly. Evan Lionel is my big brother who put, he's the first motherfucker to put money in my pocket. First time I ever performed for the armed forces was Evan Lionel. So he's the reason why Bernie Mac got to where he got to. Evan Lionel, make sure you- Shout out of Evan Lylem.

You know what I mean? And George Wilborn, who brought, when we was doing all jokes aside. George Wilmore, another big brother who got me into the game too, so, you know. The stress relieves. The stress, motherfucking reliever. I would talk me out of emcee shows, boy.

Real smooth, yeah, so these dudes are my, these were my brother, Kenny Howell, another big guy. Come on, naturally evening. Kenny Howe is behind my brother. Kenny Hall, my big brother. And these are my big, for real. I mean, that's how it started with them. We was under them, watching them.

And yeah, that's, and that's how, from all jokes side. That's how I met. D.L. Mark Curry and just Ricky Smiley. I know Ricky Smiley. All these cats. So we was coming up. Pierre Edwards. Yeah, Pierre Edwards in, man. I'm going to do his podcast.

Out here, Panic Role, Pierre Edwards. Like, I know you a long time. He's like, yeah, yeah, I know. Pierre Edwards always show me. He showed me, mom. Pierre always show me. You got to be like, you said, I thought you were going to call me back. Niggum.

Niggins, that's fine. Yo, so these are all my dudes, man. Mike Bonner, all these cats. Shout out of Mike Bonner. Out of Detroit. Yeah, out of Detroit, man. So all those dudes, what's, what's, Spanky? All of them dudes, like we all came up, you know, even if you go to the white boy, Bill Burr.

That was my dude, Patrice O'Neill. When I moved to New York, in like 90, 97, I moved to New York, and I saw all of them. Tracy Morgan, when he was fat, I said Tracy, all, everybody, everybody from Def Jam. I was like, yo, I'm coming to Chicago, like, yo, all these motherfuckers shit. Bill Bellamy, out of Jersey.

I don't know if you guys saw the 25th anniversary of Def Jam and Cheryl Underwood from Chicago. Cheryl Underwood went on stage and said, y'all remember Peppermint Lounge? I was like, I did it 10 times. It was a baseball, Nick. Yeah, shout out by all, man. Pepperman Lyle's was so fucked up.

That room was 500 motherfuckers. And the Knicks were there, always. Nicks were there. Like Anthony Mayer, you're Anthony Mason. The niggins, they'd be heckling you, the tretsch. It'd be naughty by nature, Queens, you all of them up. And the niggies is born. Flavor unit.

Dlamber unit's dead. Damn tongue. Yeah, 500. It's 500 motherfuckers. And Bill Bellow in those states. So, you know, he's MTV. Everybody loves Bill. With a smooth curl.

Oh, man, Billie. And if you bomb, the nigg just saw shitting on you while you get all stage. He goes, yo, what the fuck the fuck the fuck. What the fuck was that? Look at this nigga out of my room. What the fuck? Where the shit to go? Take the 95 North.

Da-da-da-da-da. That was the shit. That's where I met everybody, man. Tracy Morgan, like all the time. I never did Def Jam, though. Just to let y'all know. Never got chosen for Def Jam. Bob never picked me.

No, no, no. Now I ain't shitting on you, Bob, but she never picked me. She never did, motherfucker. I'm not shitting on Bob, but I'm shitting on you. But that's a shit on you. my man but fuck you because I would love to hear Bob say that but let me tell you why I

never put Godfrey on there and listen listen Godfrey I was this close to putting you on that if you would have had six more months yo you was I knew you was already a supernova yeah and your comedy was so smart and it was your comedy was so smart and it was there was real niggerish guy for you know how he said i said yo bob you because he made me audition right here's my how many times talk yes man i did all tina graham's rooms you know t graham yeah yeah the godmother comedy so i came in i'll do talents from in queens i did man proper d terminal d it was just it was nothing but pale like pele jackets and motherfucking timbrelens and all every show was like this niggas was like this

He's like, yo, son, what the fuck? Who this corny-ass, nigga right here? And I'm coming in from Chicago. Yeah. Because Kenny Howe had just done Def Jam. Yeah. And I don't know if you remember Kenny Howell's act. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.

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season 12, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. His last at, his last I helped him with his last joke. He said, God, me, what? He goes, you know how I get he is,

yo, what, nigga, what joke should I do? Then that last joke, I said, you should do that dancing uncle joke, that last, that your cleanest joke is your funniest shit. And that the thing killed him. Killed him. Klammed out of him. Hibotives.

Yeah. So he killed it. So now Kenny's given Chicago, you know, a reputation. Everybody's like, we love Chicago motherfuckers. Then Adele Givens, who I used to open up for, you know, like my big sister, Boom. Del Gibbons came in.

Remember we did the Tick-Tack Whale with Tick-T-T-T-T-T-Boo. Chicago again. And Bernie Mac. I remember Bernie Mac announced he was doing death jam. Because I, when we were doing his, we did this place called the Cotton Club. So that was open mic night. And Bernie had his band and shit.

And you do five minutes. And Bernie'd be like, he's like, you got five motherfucking minutes. Five minutes. You ain't off stage, the band on a motherfucking play. I was the only motherfucker imitating Bernie. You know what I mean? And he's like, and we, and Bernie was there.

And then Bernie was like, I have announcement. I'm about to do deaf comedy jam, blah, blah, bah. He left, and I hosted his shit for a whole summer. He let me host it. He took me under his wing because he said, this is what I like about you, God, me bust the tie, you know? You know, fucking original and shit, you know?

You do all that smile shit, you know? You got pimps and hustlers. and the motherfucker's still funny, you know? That's Bernie. So I was doing, you know, the kind club was, this is the 90s, right? Right. So the Bulls are winning.

So you got Jordan sitting there. You got Maude Rashad. You got Lisa Ray. She's from Chicago. Lisa Ray is from Chicago. You got Bull. Got common. You got, then you got Bishop Don Juan, Chicago.

You got pimps, hustlers, the Bulls. Scotty Pippin. Right. arguing with bitches. You think of that's what? What? Scottie McGillardney would be in the way. Stop putting your own thing in your life.

I'm not, this is Chicago, man. And so this. Yeah. Scotty boy. Hey, man. I'm telling you. And said you, Senator the entertainment would come through.

Damn. Because he was St. Louis. St. Cedric, the Tori brothers, Joe, Guy, Tori brothers. They all, this were all through the death. Yeah.

Night Gaps was from Indianapolis. He's from the net. So that's how I met. Mike doing the circuit in Chicago. Boom. So, man, once I got to New York, when I had to do that fucking peppermine

Lounge, Bill Bell, I remember he brought me up, he said, this next dude coming up from Chicago, people went crazy. Hell yeah. They were like Chicago Bernie, man. I was like, whew, shit. So I got in, knock my shit out. They gave me props, and from there I was rolling. You know what I was? But I was the

Chicago motherfucker. I wore I wore bullshit. I wore all. nor Michael George shit. They hated because we was playing the Knicks. So they was like, man, fuck Chicago, man. And I used to get on stage pissing people off first. That was my thing.

I always like to make people mad and then come back out of it. I was crazy. I would be like, yo, what's up? From Chicago. So I'll let you know the bull's gonna fuck y'all asses up. You're like, yo, man, son.

Get this thing off the stage, man. I was like, I don't play, motherfucker. Yeah, I was that guy. But I got my respect, man. It was cool because I got my respect. I came up with Dionne Cole too, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And you know you got Lil Relo's, probably, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little Rels from Chicago. Oh, man. Hanel Burris is for Chicago. Hannibal! We got Cosby locked up.

Damn. We're not. That was him. It was that video. Hannibal Burris was like, yo, Cosby a rapist. You know, and that's when the floodgates opened. And my first job, you know, the Cosby documentary is out. The Cosby documentary is out right now.

Right now. Let's talk about Cosby. Damn. Kamal Bell, if you know who Kamal Bell is, he's from Chicago, too. Hey, man, this is Chicago. We shot this shit in 2020, March 22. So people think it's recent. We shot it in 2020.

My first gig was working on the Cosby show. I was audience coordinator for Cosby in 97. You know what I mean? I was the warm-up. bring out Dr. Cosby, Felicia Rashad. That was me. Not the old Cosby show. The other one with Dougie Doug.

Yeah. The new one, I was there. I lived in Queens. And boom. That's when I was hanging around with Mike Epps and all these other cats. And that's when, yeah, I was doing that shit. That's why I'm on that documentary. Because I work for the motherfucker.

Right. I see no rapes. Right. You know? I saw women. Right. They didn't see no rapes. There was pudding a ride.

There was. I don't know what I'm talking about the dog, you know what I'm saying? That's how that motherfucker talked about. That ain't me. That ain't beat. But it was cool though. Cosby was cool, man.

That's how he's just stupid, probably a cool motherfucker because you just go, yo, that's Bill Cosby, man. Like, I was around this motherfucker for six, so I said, that's Bill Cosby. You know what I'm saying? You're like, this motherfucker,

the 1960, 1970, he was that famous since the 60s. He was the first African since his brother. It's his Black History Month. Right. First African-American on network television, I spy with Robert Kalt.

You're welcome. First animated series. Hey, hey, hey, fat Albert. Right. Then he had his own Cosby show in the 70s before the one in the 80s. Right. Oh, yeah, he was a gym teacher. Boom, had that.

Oh, yeah, he was, look it up. He was a gym teacher. He had his own Cosby show. Then he had another one, which was the one with Malcolm Jamal, Warner, Bank. And NBC was in third place. when the Cosby show came out. Third place, number one. As soon as Cosby hit, it went number one.

Before Seinfeld, all that other shit, it was the Cosby show. Yeah. So Cosby had changed, and then different world. Cosby literally changed television every year. He fucking revolutionized shit. For African Americans, especially, with our image and shit, you know what I'm saying? And then to see this shit, you're like, God, damn.

It would be the greatest. You'd be like, damn. That's a fun shit. Just like, I can't live. From Chicago. God damn. I used to watch R. Kelly perform on

open mics because R. Kelly used to be with this group called, it was PSP or some of his thing. It was P. My boys danced with him. And then, then he was with public announcement and Andre went to school with my brother. He used to sing back, right? I don't see nothing wrong. I know Andre from that. Everybody's from Chicago.

So R used to be there. I can't be there. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, that's Chicago for a real. He ain't seen a pee on nobody. What you're saying? What you just saying? You ain't see a pee on nobody?

No, he ain't pee on no muffler. It was too tight. The club was too small. Tell me what that scene was like when he was coming up in Chicago, though, because everybody knows, it's like, it seemed like. Oh, D. Ray Davis.

Yeah, it seemed like, Oh, D.R. Davis. Chicago. Yeah, it's like, you don't really see a lot of bad comedians come from that motherfucker. It's something about that place. It's making it.

It's like leaving in Chicago would be funny two weeks after they start. They come in funny. There's some cats that are still in Chicago, Tony Schofield. I'm really. There's some dope motherfuckers. Tony Schofield off the chain.

Hell yeah. I love me some Tony Scott. Leon Rogers. That's my brother, Leon Rogers. That's my brother, Leon Roger. See, the thing about us is everybody was different, man. When I went to New York, and I loved New York,

because New York was made be the comedian I am, that's real shit. Because I've been New York 20 years. So, but Chicago, we always took pride in being different, man. We didn't like copying each other. We were like, yo, if I had a joke, yo, yo, do you do this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I got to New York, motherfuckers were doing each other shit.

Literally, it'd be 10 motherfuckers doing the same jokes. Hey, man, let me ask you this, as a comedian. Yes, sir. Who was some niggas that you started doing comedy with that just disappeared? Henry Spoon, his dude named Uptown, this girl named Tasha, she's gone. Flame Monroe?

Chicago. You know, Flame? Yeah. But Chicago, West Side. Straight up. You still alive, though, you know, you know, Flame that the transgender? Yeah, yeah. Who did the Tiffany Haddish's first season?

Chicago came up with us. Yeah. But I had never seen a transgender comedian back then. But Flame was around us. And Flame was like, you treated, you got, you treated me like a regular comedian, man. I was like, yeah. I grew up on the north side of Chicago where we had gays

and all that other shit. Boys Town. Boy. Right by Wrigley Field. It's called Boys Town. Yeah, that's what they call it. They're trying to act like Atlanta, the Capitol, when y'all already had a hub.

We had a hub like a hub like. Don't go to Atlanta. I'm like, but don't go to Chicago. Take your head down to Boys Town. But you know, Chicago's a gang-banging-ass city. That's real. I knew people in gangs and shit. My father taught some of them.

My father was an educator for 45 years in Chicago. That's weird. Damn. Let's go. Matham ex-colle. Mother was a nurse for 30-some years. At Malcolm X College? No, no.

Oh, I was like, Malcolm X College. My mother was a nurse. Popular, though. She delivered a lot of people's babies and shit, OB-guiding nurse. My father was an educator. And motherfuckers knew my dad. You know, my parents came from Nigeria

and I was born in Nebraska my father in school there then straight to Chicago when my brother was born there my sister was born in Nigeria. So, you know, Nigerian family living in the most integrated area in Chicago which are all immigrants. All immigrants.

All my friends were immigrants. Vietnamese, Germany, Chinese, Ethiopia. We were all our parents spoke languages. Y'all got a like memo like this where everybody was going to. Yeah, yeah, everybody. Because, you know, once one immigrant gets in, they go, come, it's good, we can go. Once you open the door, it's like everybody, come, come here.

Yeah, yeah. So, that's how it was. So, you know, man, I had a, um, Chicago's, my father used to teach gangbangers in the jails and shit. My pops was doing that illiteracy programs and shit like that. Yeah. Wanted to help, motherfucker. You wanted to do it.

He was in the system. But that was my dad, though. Westside for 45 years on the west side of Chicago. The worst neighborhood in Chicago. Law and Dale. Appreciate Pops, man. Yeah, we need them so. That's right.

You know, so United States. In fact, he taught for 45 years. That's amazing. Talked 45. That's why where all this shit comes from is my dad, man. That's shit. You know, your father's a disciplinarian. You got to go to library every Sunday.

You got to bring a book. What? My father said, okay, you go to the library. Bring back a book report. You have to. Put it on my desk or I will beat you. You understand that stuff? And we're like, let me get that.

Let me go write about the man's real quick, son. This is real shit. This is what we would write about a man. My father was cool, but education was like, hey, man. You ever performed in Nigeria? No, I almost did. What the fuck, man. Hold up!

I almost did, but the COVID hit. What happened to do it? Oh, bro. Performing Nigeria. That's fun, though. The COVID. I know D. Ray has performed in the Nigerian comedy. Do you know that they watched the

hell at this show and they're going to see this shit. He's not, come, see. I can't believe it. Oh my goodness. Well, what is this? You brought him here. Oh, oh, this is my favorite place. He's not bullshit.

This is my favorite place. They brought him here. I thought they never would point him back. I can't believe this. I can't believe this. Me and Cheek on ahead of the show. He was there. Yeah.

He was there. Man, me and Chico had a show on Nigeria Independence Day. And they fucking adopted us. And they made us take a picture with a big-ass Nigerian flag. What's up? We in there. Why, Nigerians yourself? Everybody is here in Nigeria.

Oh, fuck yeah, you are. Even if I'm not. When I go to Nigeria, guess what I'm gonna be? What? Nigerian motherfucker. Yeah, about Nigeria. And when I go to Ethiopia, I'm Ethiopia. I'm in Jamaica.

I'm in Jamaica. I'm Jamaica. When I'm in my motherfucker, my husband. No, when I go to Ethiopia, I'm still a Jamaican, Nigeria. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be everywhere I'm at. Moldiff. You can't be in Rome.

You can't be in Europe. No, I'll be Roman. I'm shit. Can't be the Roman. Shit, I'm being the original Romans, you know. You can't be the Roman, man. The real ones. The real ones.

You know. The one. Right. This is my favorite place. I'm telling you, they're going to be like this. They're gonna be like this. I saw you in the 5 South. That was good, that was a good episode.

I saw the whole thing. They love us over there, man. They said, I watched the whole thing. We're popping, we're taking over in Africa. Even the people who ain't watching it, they're talking about this shit. Yeah, man. So that's pretty much.

Shut out to the whole Africa. The whole, you know what the motherfucker are really bigger than what they show. The whole, man. That's why I said. The whole Africa. Even the little island is off the coast. You know what the original name of Africa is.

You better tell me if you know. Ikevulan. What? Ikebulon is the original name. Africa's named after a Roman emperor. Say it slow. Afrikanis. It's Ikebulon.

That's the original name of Africa. Ikebulon. Ikebulon. That's the original name. So we need to stop calling Africa name. Yeah. Ekeblon. Is that what you're talking?

Yeah, he was named after. Sybio African-Tas and so. I'm freaking out. I'm not a Keboulanian. But it's a Keboulon. Africa was a Roman emperor who they named it after, Afrikanis. That's where Africa comes from.

So if y'all don't know that, why don't y'all just say that and then we just stop saying Africa? Man, fuck. Africans say Africa. You know what I mean? Billions of motherfuckers, you got to change? Damn. I know.

I mean, I say, hey, you're a Kebolo. What is that? I'm Africa. We are already African America. A cabulane. American. Camelanian. That would be fucked off.

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you having to get a American? American. I would like you to say a Kebolani and American, please. All right. African American. What are they now? They're changing it again.

They've had more goddamn. Look. E. Beaux. Negro. Black. Black. And colors.

Colors. Colors. Negren. I just can't keep up with them. Now they want to be Ezekians and... It's too much. Listen, why don't we just keep it sample and call them what they really are? What?

Niggers. God damn. Can we just call them niggers? Nigger area. I remember when they didn't mind it. What you say? I remember when they didn't bother them. They didn't bother them.

They weren't mad. They weren't mad. Oh, shit. He said, I remember when they didn't bite. They didn't care. They knew their place. Then the damn rap music, start making them make that, you know, we're all bad.

I think it's stupid, man. Bro, why didn't you be feeling guilty for real, bro? They would give you any relation to anything black that they have been around. Yes, yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah. Listen, I'm not, please, I'm not. I'm not.

My niece, Ashley, is married to a black man. Didn't they say some racist shit behind it? They come over our house for Christmas every year. I'm like, that's the only time they're welcome in the way they're saying. And they sit on a point than that. They don't need coming out. Sit on a gazebo.

My granddaughter is a little, Black girl. Yeah, that's what they do. It's a little black girl. He's a little black girl. And she sits right here on Popo Black. I got a little black baby at the house. I got two little black baby.

It's a little black baby. Hey. And when we go to Walmart, I got a little black baby. People look at us so crazy and they say, he's stealing those kids and I say, you shit your goddamn mouth is my grandson. This little baby nigglet is my dad grandson,

and you're gonna respect that. But do you know how many of those racist-ass-ass people We'd end up with black grandchildren. Not half of the family is black. Damn right. I remember one time, Open Winfrey had black people who had white relatives, and all the black people showed up and the whites did not.

Yeah. But they said we'd be late all the time. Yeah. They didn't show up because they were embarrassed. Really? Because they had black relatives. Well, you stop raping motherfuckers, man. Ten.

You know what I said? But they didn't know. They were like, no, they couldn't show up. They were like, they left the statement out, we can't show up. They weren't married. They were like, so how this happened? Who did with? We're not coming.

Yeah. There's nobody show up. And it's not that we don't like y'all. I got a little black baby in my house. I got a little black baby in my house right now. They didn't mind. He didn't care. We didn't care.

We have the black baby. Everybody is the same. I don't give a damn which color you are. I do. You can be green, polka, It's always shit that don't, that ain't around. Why they always, you can be green, you can have a burberry pattern over your skin.

What the fuck? You can be polka. I don't give a fuck. Plan. Man, you just rain. You got Marvin Gat looking at us. Moran Gade looking at us, like, y'all better stop talking about the wife's like, yeah, love of blood.

Nice. Yeah, man. I had an old name. What's it? Hold on y'all. I've been doing comedy. Me and Clayton been doing comedy same amount of time.

This is, yeah, this year 17. Eight. Eight. Wow. This year 17. Where's Chico? Yeah. I've been saying,

it's 15 for so long. It's 17. He got to get it habberated in different states. He'd be wearing out all the knuckles. Alabama got to do this, and then North Carolina got to do that. Yeah, Chico, he went to the crib. I have to give you all credit, y'all killing that shit.

It's been a pleasure to be working with you guys on Wilden out too, man. Oh, man, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you like, they don't really allow old niggins on the show. I ain't called you old, you're an OG. You like the new, hot old hair. You know what I'm saying?

I want to tell you, I respect you, and I respect everybody. And I appreciate y'all showing me respect. No, you like the new old hot. But Nick has been asking me for five years. Yo, God, man, come on the three on the joint. Come, I said, yeah, I think I'm a little old for that. I ain't doing that.

She's like, no, I'm telling you, just do this shit. No, I like you on there, man. I'm not the oldest nigga there. This is how I did it. This is how I did it. Because I did Nick Cannon's podcast. Right. Because he was doing that strong black shit.

I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, he called me over. I said, I'm going to do that. Then I did the Dr. Sebi documentary. Right. I shot it in his jersey house. I was there for like three hours. And he's like, yo, come on, man.

Come on. You got to do a while now shit. I said, man, I ain't battle rapping motherfuckers all day. I don't know, they said, nah, it's going to be other shit on it. I said, fuck it. And then, come on. Man, that shit was fun, man. Did two seasons with you guys, man.

You guys, are you all tired of that fit yet? I mean, no. Y'all been there for a long time. To be 100, if you want to break it down, that's the only TV show that has kept us on TV consistently. Yeah, oh, wow. Yeah, that's true. You know what I'm saying?

I've been on TV since 2015. He'd been on that longer. So if you want to say, he been on this since 2013. Damn. Think about 13 to 2022. He's been on TV for shit. Nine years, straight. And now I'm writing on the morning show.

I'm writing on his morning show, me and Rick Michaels. You know. You're a head-negged. Can I check your friend? Fuck no. What's going on, man? He want to check your battery. This boy got rubble in his hat.

Oh, you talk about the TV show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk thing, you know, he got squeaky clean. Right, right, right. You know, he has to be the other neck. Yeah, you know.

Right. Nick in the day. You got to be Nickelodeon. And it's a nice thing because he asked me to be on it with Rip, who's another hard work for me. Yeah. Shout out to Rip Michael. Chicago.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I've seen him set out of arena. Yeah. He said out the bar play. I've seen it. Yeah. Michael's man I seen that my my own eye man I fought real yeah it's your chain man you too

rich yeah anyway he just fixed the chain that was yeah that's that's that's that's michael so we right on that how long you been doing coming 25 25 yeah yeah yeah well they gonna kill you in the comments for fixing that nigga chain yeah you untucked man he untucked he on tucked this Hey, put the chain out. You know, you know what I think you do, I do it. I do it. I do it. How about now?

There we go. How about now? Okay, that's perfect. And out. Put it back in. All right, I'm going to put it back in. Don't you up. It's going to go back.

Oh, please. He's going to put it in. And out. He's going to drop it. He got his end out. I'm going to put it in. You take it out. Put it in.

What are you doing? He took it out. I was gonna win in there. Damn, my wife. Oh, shit. Come on in your chest. Oh, come here. You got to lay your head back.

Hold on. End out. Damn, my wife. I'm gonna put it in, tell me that's out. That's in. That's out. Out. Okay, we good.

Go ahead. He said, then he did this too, rotated it. He got it. Hey, God, somebody think about you. Your chain on backwards. He came in. He came in quiet, too.

Hold up, let me grab it. I didn't like your fingers, right? We had your finger up. Paws on that. Paws. Oh, my God. Your fingers is man's soft right now, man.

Delicate. Yo, you're mad delicate, man. Don't ever handle me delicately. He didn't just let it go. He laid it out. Yeah, don't ever handle me delicately, my fucking. He patted it. He was like, and there.

This would it sound like out. He took it. And out. It's over. It's going to be more comments about that part. I think that's stupid, bro. It's over. It's over.

It's going to be more comments about that part than any of this shit. You didn't say it all the greats. the greats. Bernie Mac. All they go to the child. This this nigga chain getting on top of it. And

can you talk to me? Have you guys heard about fan base? Yeah. Isaac Hayes' son. Isaac Hayes is third. I was trying to ask him out.

Isaac Hayes is third. Isaac Hayes is third. You all need to be on it with your fucking numbers. Do you know what? Fan base is a. It's like an IG for us, but it's for everybody. But you know what I mean?

It's for us where you don't get, you know, because on IG, they like to ban a lot of us. Family? I know. You put one picture of your balls up. Come on. Man, my pews great, man. What that mean, man?

It's over with it for me. Nah, it means your nuts is getting smarter. For real. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. They got a brain of his own sometimes. I don't know what they'd be thinking, man.

So a fan base, I don't know, you guys have you done any fan base at all? No, I don't know why I have you got on there? Because I don't remember none of my passwords. I got some shit, that's over with it. I don't know, none of them got damn passwork, because after I got hacked, I had to goddamn keep coming up with shit.

Right, right. Now I don't remember what work. Mm. I just was with them today, and I got with, I said, because I had a little controversy. You did? Man, me and Amanda Seale, shout out to Amanda Seals. That's my, I love, what y'all do?

Amanda Seals and my, that's my sister right there. I love Amanda Seals. Amanda got banned for a month like me on IG. She got banned for a month. Because they block you, they put you in IG, channel ban you, when you talk to that black shit. And there's words, the algorithm catches. You can say nigger all day, but they won't say that.

But if you say, you say, You know, black people need to start treating themselves better. Right. Oh, Facebook bid that shit to me. Right. But you said, I like cheese on my... 10 million followers. I said, I like cheese on my crackers, and Facebook banned me for 30 days.

What? I put a... I was up eating breakfast, and I just said, I like my crackers with cheese. I bullshit you not. 30 days. Facebook. Really, 30 days. They're fucking with it. They seen you a little picture of the shit that you said.

I'm talking about breakfast. You got to frame that. They said some shit about some shit two years ago. I was like, why you didn't say that two years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They banned that algorithm. So now, fan base helps you make money with it to, all kinds of shit. Oh, I just thought of social media.

You need to go over to Isaac and he'll explain to y'all. Y'all need to play them. We need them. We need one that. We need one that white people don't want to be on. And I got the perfect name. What is it? We need a social media app called niggerish. Mm-hmm.

You don't get banned for shit. You don't want to be on that. They're going to have a fake profile with black faces. They're going to be on it before we get on. See? Why they give a fuck about what we're talking about? They always give a fuck about what we talk. We don't know what we're going.

We mean why. We are the people in the Bible. We're the Hebrew. That's what we need to do then. That's the billion dollar idea. That's how they make money in this country over us. We need an app that can tell us. who being shadow bands

so we can go to their shit and fuck with them. Right. You keep blocking for why. You punk-ass nigga? Who? No what I'm saying? Like the nigga who's shadow-lan?

I'm like, nigga what the niggins? And I block said to you. If I block the motherfuck in here, they say some shit, I disagree with you. I don't give a fuck what you say. If I don't like what you said, I'm blocking you. I'm blocking everybody.

There's billions of people on here. You think I want to keep going back and forth with a motherfucker. I don't give a fuck about talking to? DM me you want. blocking you, so I can free up some space for some niggas who shadow band this shit who can say some shit that I might want to hear.

Facts. There's some motherfuckers out there with some talent like a motherfucker that we ain't gonna find to next year. Right. Because they ain't popped up yet. They're banned. He talking all that shit we want to hear.

He or she or them. Or they. And you never see their video. Yeah. Facts. Because I keep seeing the same motherfucker for like two days. If and butts. Who the hand to be?

I mean, I'm in fault you have a band. Bro, this had no Instagram on some bullshit. What? I've had 2.1 million followers for almost three years. Yeah, oh shit. What about you? 10? They man, fucking with me, they used to tell people

when they were about to follow me, they're like, you sure you want to follow them because he'd be saying shit out the blue. And I'm like, bro, I don't even be saying that, like gang violence. If you realize I already been saying gang violence on my shit, come like, what's up gang violence? They're like, you're trying to goddamn start some shit.

I'm like, no, I'm re- You in charge. They're gonna be switching to shit. You're the leader. Ah, I'm gonna, that white folks know they can't use me. He's in charge of gang violence. I don't know he got like 15 million five. All of them, without gang violence.

I'm like, yeah. Bro, my number ain't changed. Shit. You're 10, 15 million? I got 11.4. Shit, that's crazy. No, I got like 70, 69. K.

Don't laugh. Don't laugh. No, because I know you just, he just really started fucking with it like that. Right, he didn't know if no social media. I'm supposed to focus on the video of total. That was the coolest motherfucker. Shit, man, shit.

Nah, man, he ain't been fucking with that shit. He didn't doing no video. If I see this thing up there, talk about, what up y'all? I'm like, Clay, you right? That's pretty good for you not for fucking with it, 70,000. They can find you.

But I mean, follow Clayton. This is a bullshit. Clayton post to have a million fucking followers at least. No, I'm saying now, don't say it after you giggle. No, he definitely needs. I'm going to have too, man. This is a gigger. They're going to say it.

Hey, hey, oh. Hey, come up, kind of, come, somebody come untuck his nigga, chain. Yeah, somebody to change. Chain, that nigga over here. Chain. I'm a judo, I'm a judo flip him on. Hey, tuck that nigga chain back there, man.

That thing come around here, put his hand right. Excuse me. That's my rebuttal, the whole show. Hey, come. Tuck the nigga chain in. Shane game. Chain game. That's going to be the loser.

slang in the streets. Ain't nobody, hey, they don't be like, yeah, boy, tuck that boy chain in. Hey, you're talking about. Hey, you're talking about. But he better stop playing for I'm called tuckie chain in. Hey, hey, when I see that look wet, I'm gonna tuck the shit up.

I'm gonna talk that boy, chain, way. Yeah, that's all I do. How many chains got to talk these weeks back, bye? Yeah, yeah. You're talking. Hey, if I see you chain out? I'm gonna look at you.

I'm gonna see you chain out. Hey, I'm gonna put it in, my boy. No count. This is, that's it. Hey, you need to put that in right now. Nigger from the South, that's their favorite shit to say, hey you time out. No cap.

Yeah, hey you're talking out. Hey, time out. Hey, time out, for real. No cap. No cap. No cap. I got the new one. No cap.

I don't see no cap leaving no time. It needs to, man. It ain't going on. Like a motherfucker. Talk about no cap, n'am. But you know what? That's another phrase for instead of saying, swear, I can't use, I don't you, I don't you the Lord

name in vain. But you don't need to know. A lot of the slang that be coming Atlanta be coming straight from them homeless niggins. You definitely do. You'd be like the nil-in' talking like you. No cap came from a nigger that lost the bottom top. Man, that, tell, hey.

No cat, me. No cat, me. No cat. No cat. Oh, you see, you think. Like you had them, you had to get them gats. Hey, brother, no cap. Hey, man, bro.

It ain't it, brother. It ain't them. It ain't them. Oh, no, what do you mean, man. No cat. You know, I didn't even. couple dollars, no cap. I ain't gonna use it on no dust, no cat.

I know you don't know what no cap mean, but it's gonna be popular. See, he was already high, he was saying it anyway. Hey, you can use it. No cap, no cap. You smoke this over there. No cap. Yo, I've had all this motherfucker's day,

hey Godby, you can use your one. That's the one. That's the worst. Yeah. I hate what they say in your skit. I hate what they say in your skit. Only one motherfucker. No, you know, well, you know what you do with your kid.

You do a cap. Say skit to me. I hate that fucking word. I want to do some skits. Man, no. Hey. I'm not going to shoot. I want to shoot some shit that's going to take me some damn way.

Put this in your skit. Put this in your skit. Listen, give me your numbers so I can see you some skits. Let me say you. Get the skits. Hey, man, we got to bring skits back, man. We got to bring skits back, man. You know the skit you knew about your mom's one?

Like that skaters. Like that skit. No. Yeah. Skeet. You don't know what you're talking about. Skeets. That was a skit.

That's a skit. And it's different to be a skit and skit and this. There's a skit and a sketch. Like, didn't you do that? That was, that was a skit. Hey, let's turn it into a sketch. Okay. We did.

We did it. And when he did it, let's get it. Right. And then when you come here, it's a sketch. There's more people did it. Okay, okay. Somebody pitched a skit. Okay, I'm going to pitch the skit.

Pish the skit. Okay. Here's a skit. Okay, okay, two motherfuckers, right? And they talk it, and they gotta change, their motherfucker, you know, tap the chain, okay, boom. And then another nuggler come in,

there'll go to skit. Cause there's no motherfucker skit. No, no, right. Skit got two people in this. Exactly. When there's three, four, five, it's a skit, it's a skit. Oh, you're a little skit.

See? That's not true. It could be a skit skit skit. A skit skit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hit me out. What? Hit me out. That's a skinned.

It could be, it could be a skin sketch. What he gonna say? Come on that. Put it on the schedule. Wait, right. Put it on the schedule. I'm gonna put it on the schedule. On this schedule.

We got a schedule. We got a schedule on the schedule. On the schedule. On this. Welcome back to skitter sketch. Hey, man, you had to get. That's shit, that's shit, that's right, and that's not me. Hey, man, you had to represent the whole black community on that one show, the VH1.

I was, I loved the something. I loved 80s, 90s, I loved 40s thing that I did. You had, yeah. I loved the 10s. Yeah, you rep for us, bro. I did, bro. I tried my best. I tried to always.

I remember that shit, but we didn't remember the way them white people did, God damn. I always tried to Because I used to do Because you were an MTV guy And I hosted Spring Break You know With B2K

That's why I know Marion and Marcus Houston I even knew Justin Timberlake I knew all of my fucks Because I was hosting I know

Januwan That's when R&B 2004 or 3 That's when I was doing Seven Up shit Seven Up was sponsoring that shit

So I was in there And I hosted Two years With Carson Daly spring break t you did t rl and that was when t rl was like in the streets in new york that shit was live as fuck man that shit was live so yeah man that's um um fuck what was they saying when i was doing um my my blint must be too close to you you forgetting shit that hit, and the fact that you forgot

that you gave him a sketch. Put it on the schedule. What the fuck what I'm doing about? The MTV shit. The MTV shit. The Flamedo, the MTV when you were doing the hostage. Okay, boom.

So when I was doing that, one time we was in Miami and we was doing spring break and shit, boom, and Carcaged is doing this thing. And then it was hot as fuck, and we was all just sitting there. It was Missy Elliott, Buster, Sean Paul. Sean Paul was, you know, giving that eye, that, all that shit.

So, and Missy was doing that day, Buster, we're all there. It's Fack Joe. We was all there. And so we had like a 20-minute break, and the kids were that. I just took the mic and started warming them up and started telling jokes. I was fucking around with them. And everyone went crazy. And then this one dude came around and said, hey, man, that was amazing.

You know, we're doing a show on VH1. And we need talking heads, man. Can you think you could do it? Like, well, that was incredible. And from there, boom, that's how I started doing it. I love the 80s. I love the blah, blah, blah. I mean, they ain't patient, but I didn't give a fuck, right?

As long as you're showing me. They play this shit all day. I just wanted. Marathons. It's all about reruns. It's all about repetit. That's how you stay alive. People see you.

That's why. Yeah. You know, while and I was so great, because you guys are on all the, I can't turn it would see if not, if you don't get old goddamn, but hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You watch it. You watch it. Yeah, I won't.

They're them skits. That's a little skits. Now, they're all, those old skits. Yeah, skis. It's all skits. You know, bunch of skits. Hey. My shit, I'm doing skits.

That's my age. That's very skitt. Hey. And they sketch. Oh, that's skits. That's right. And I said, and so I was like, fuck. That it's just repetition.

That's how you stay around. It's the repetition of your brand, boom, boom, and that's how I knew you guys. I was like, man, who fuck are these dudes? Then I saw you met you with the thing. That fucking black men's thing, you tore that bitch. He didn't give a fuck. My dumb ass was scared.

The guy was like, you know, no profanity. This dude went up before me. He was Jonathan Slocum. And this, he tore that bit. What? He didn't get over a fuck. I said, that's the way. Hell yeah, and blew it up.

And they fucking shit, I had to stretch out. I struggle behind this dude. I was like, because I was afraid because, you know, you're scared, you don't want to incorporate. They were like, don't curse them. It was like a hundred or something, like, top black people. Like, these are the black people, like,

these are the black people who really be in there, I'm telling. Tump, dumb, and the love N-W-A-C-P. Yeah, who lay. Caucus, Pop-P-T-T-A-W-B. you be the boa. And he came in like, man, fuck on it. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,

kill them. Murder, murder. I will never forget that shit. And I was like this. I was like this. My man. You were just yourself. He was just himself.

I learned for that. I was like, fuck. You know, you just got to do your shit, man. Word up. That was the shit. That's when I first met Carlos. I knew about you guys, but I never met it.

So I said, oh, Carlos Miller's here. I said, okay. And he let you know. When did you guys mean? We can never tell it. Really? Really? Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. Yeah, man. This guy is, hey, man, my name's off the chain, man. But we're going to be out of this, man. Let me see the light, bro. How do we only got one lighter? Where are you getting? Oh, you're not recording.

Yeah, we're good. You guys just keep going. We don't. Oh, no, we can afford. Joe didn't edit his shit either, man. Oh, hell no. I got the question. I was wondering, what is D.C. Youngfly mean?

Where you get the name from? D.C. is an organization. It's standing for the crew. Okay. So when my big brother, Richard passed in 2010, I put it on my face. Oh, wow. It's a couple of, it's a brotherhood. You feel what I'm saying? I just wondered, like, on D.C. Youngfly's like,

I want to be. From Atlanta, west side. Manuel de Kee, my boy. Hey, time back. No cap. My boy. Hey him time back. No cat. Head, turn back.

I'm from Martin Luther King. By I went to AP. Real tout, my mom know everything about. My mom was school teachers too, but she taught everybody, no cap. No cap. No cap, but she's talking, all my poundle mama, all my pound of mama, every time they see me,

they're like, but I know you, your mama fuck with me. She held pad me, huh, he's gonna plate. I'm like, big, no cow. Now, that is a skit. Now, that is a skit. Now, that was all. That that is all right there is so low. Nobody body.

Uh-huh, skip. Bro, do Steve Harvey, bro. Okay. No, everybody in her used to work. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's time to do some impersonation. Fuck this bullshit, stop waiting for it, I'm here, 85,000, shake everything here. You can't skate or sketch, suck it, who care, I'm here.

I'm here. It's going. Damn it. Steve Harvey, I don't know if you saw. He gave me some props on Nick Cannon's theme time talk show. And I didn't expect it. But yeah, that whole shit, I didn't know that motherfuckers weren't doing Steve Harvey.

I did Steve Harvey on my podcast and Godfrey we trust on the gas TV network. At least to interview motherfuckers by Zoom, that'd be cool. No, we're coming up there. I just did Phazon love. That's O.G. Phazon, God damn.

But- Shout out to Monroe Martin, too. That's my dog. Monroe Martin? Yeah. That's my motherfucker. Hey, that's the sleep of the game. When Monroe Martin hit, when that motherfucker, when they find out. You ain't never lied.

That nigga's so creative, man. I took Kim under my wing and got him in the most of the class. I said, this Monroe Martin boy, foster kid. Yeah. Oh, so he knew a lot. Foster kid, and he, you wouldn't even know it. Boy, Stoic. I said, you're from Fosters?

He said, hell, yeah, I'm a foster home. I was like, damn, from Philly. It's like, what? Fucking creative. And man, he told me the story about how he started doing comedy. Broh Martin. He said that he was watching, coming to the stage, and his favorite comedian was Denny Live.

Denny Love? Yeah, it was coming to the stage, BT. Yeah, Denny Live. Yeah, Denny Live. What happened? I just thought he was the funny. Shout out to Monroe, though. Manor Martin, Marlon Martin.

Yo, I'm gonna say. Shout out to Denny Live, too. Well, yeah, yeah. Shout out to that, motherfucker. Are you turning that too? You're still clapping with people, man. You know when you're clapping at an event you don't belong to, but you're still clapping.

Right. That's what we trained for the pandemic. So what I, motherfuckers, we might not help us see again. We don't know when this shit gonna be on. So when I did Steve Harvey, that was on my M.I. Podcast, I just was like, what, what, what, when. Yeah.

Your ass, see, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm from Cleveland, y'all. It's not about Steve Harvey. This about y'all, 85 South. I'm real proud to see that, you know? Because I don't work. I remember when I had five dollars in Cleveland. I had one shoe, one damn shoe.

See, y'all walking around here, got two shoes. I used to do comedy barefoot. But God has blessed me. God done came in my life and see what he done did. See, I got a game show. I got a whole bunch of shows. You're going to ask me why, and you're going to ask me where. I'm gonna say who the fuck are you see I understand you guys got to believe in

yourself you can't just walk around here when I did that shit I didn't know that shit went wilder I got clapsed at 8 o'clock south that's hard earned I'm around talent like a man and so we're mad brother but I'm telling you you guys are the fucking skilled motherfuckers I want to tell you that You some bad motherfuckers. Thank you, man. Being around you guys, you're just naturally dope as fuck. Real shit.

I mean, real respects, real. You guys, you know, when you see cats, you know, back and behind, you go, oh, what the fuck, okay? And when you watch and hanging around you guys and just the quickness and the fucking knowledge you all have, and I'm trying to tell you, that's why knowledge is what makes you good. People don't understand that.

It doesn't matter how you talk, everybody, we all talk differently, but when you know shit, Your comedy is just, you gotta know shit. I don't give a fuck what it is. You read everything, read everything, know everything, and then you don't let them know you know everything. But when you're on stage, they go, oh man, I didn't know he knew that shit.

Boy, that's how you get those. Because let's say you do a show for the Hebrew history lights. You'll be like, what's up, pop, blah, blah. How do you always keep that? Because people say, well, what makes you good? Knowledge, motherfucker. Comedy is knowledge about shit. You got to know something in order to talk about.

the shit. You know what I mean? You have to know it. So read about it, read it up it upside down, learn every fucking thing about it. Because you never know what I mean? That just makes your comedy better. I don't give a fuck how you saying. People will go, oh shit, I didn't know this motherfucker knew this shit. You know what I'm saying? So that's my little thing. But back to that was this shit. I'm gonna tell you what I done did. I don't forgot because you know Steve Harvey, it ain't, it's ain't about me. It's about y'all. You understand?

And God has blessed me. I'm from Cleveland, y'all. Yeah. So who called me? Okay, during the pandemic, I was like, all right, listen, we're all at home now. So I said, now I can just show people I can do shit, right? Because Jay Farrow, who was on SNL. That's the OG.

You had fucking Erie Spears. and A. Fion Crockett. So all these motherfuckers are online doing their little voice shit. Right. So I was like, I might as well do it. Everybody's home. And so no one knew I had a lot of voices.

I had voices for a long time. Yeah. But I didn't do them yet because my old manager told me. Shout out to T.K. Kirkland. T.K. Kirkland is my other big brother. T.K. Kirkland, I met him in Chicago. And T.K., I used to work with T.K.,

they would always match me up because they would be like, TK was like Godfrey I like you because you got that smart shit you know but TK went to college too he was a track star in college people don't know that before stealing Charlie Murphy's shit and doing all that shit

he was a college guy TK Kirkland was my big brother in Chicago got me my first manager I'll know you guys got stories you're a real nigga man nigger crazy it's real shit but he tell he talked to dude TK was a dude also that got me my first

manager in New York. He's the reason why I moved to New York. Because TK was like, you need to come to New York, motherfucker. I got to show you a new manager, and I went over to New York, boom. T to the motherfucking K. That's my man, because, you know, he used to roll with E. E. in them dudes. That's all

facts. TK. sounds like he's lying. He just talks like he's telling the truth. TK, no, he's like, I knew Moses. He's telling the truth. That thing is not lying. People are like, He's like, nah, he's not lying.

So boom, we go, and so my manager told me at the time, he said, you can do a lot of voice, a lot of accents. He said, work on the material first. Make sure your material is so strong, then when you throw in the voices, it's gonna interweave and it won't be corny. And he was right. My old manager was just passed away.

That motherfucker was so right. So a lot of cast that do, if you notice, the guy cast that do voices, they're materials weak, because they can't wait to get to their voice. Me, I don't need that shit. I can do two hours without a fucking voice. But then when I have to, if I'm talking about Trump,

because Trump is so polarizing, what I do is, and I do, you know, I do the South, I do Birmingham, my body, and it'd be Trump supporters, big, you know, white motherfuckers. I go, I'll do a Trump joke, but I'm imitating Trump, so they're not mad at nothing. They're just happy I imitated them. That's my way of talking about Trump,

because these motherfuckers would be like, what the fuck you gonna say about Trump? So I just go, you people are great, this is very good. It's a very good, very good podcast, 85 South's my favorite. He's my favorite. Not used to being around a lot of Negroes, but you're very good.

Very good. Now, that was a sketch. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. You did? A nigga the ghost, man. You see it? You see what I'm saying? And so when that Steve Harvey shit went viral,

I didn't know. People were like, in New York, Muffin was like, yo son! Yo son, my man, the Steve Harvey shit, I was like, what fuck you're talking about? Yo, son, she's viral, son. I was like, what? She had viral.

I was like, damn. And so Steve, I guess it got to Steve Harvey. So Steve Harvey sent me a text. When I see you, I'm gonna whoop your ass. I can just hear him going, You got me fucked up. I don't know why or wham. Your ass start imitating me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he texted. You text. Yeah. See, that's the funny part. You think he's playing. A lot of people don't know. Steve Hartville is a gazing.

Gaines that he takes the lamb. Yeah. You think he ain't going to pressure your ass when he's seen you? I'm sure. He's going to walk straight up to you. Look at me, motherfucker. Yeah. I'll be like this, Steve, not back your ass.

I'm going to have to be him. He'd be like, oh, wait, that's you Chicago. You're Cleveland. I'm Chicago. God has blessed me. I'm gonna just imitate him. Steve, he might cut your ass. He might, shit, I got a knife too.

And he don't know where, I got it. And you're on the wind. See, now, I can get it. All right, Steve, well. Listen. So, Atheon Crockett calls me, right? And Atheon's sitting sideways, and he goes, Steve Harvey, nigger.

How the fuck you do what Steve? I said, I thought all you motherfuckers do Steve. Because everybody does Denzel. I'll write everybody in here, right? We're here, 85 South, this is a good podcast, huh? You know, everybody's doing Denzel, everyone's doing Cosby, yeah, Obama, I got, everybody's doing Obama, I like this podcast, it's good.

You know, I can do Obama, Chicago, Obama. Right, you know what I'm saying? Facts, facts, facts. But yeah, so then when I did Steve Harvey, said nobody, you remember nephew Tommy, nephew Tommy, he had a Steve Harvey thing he did on Comic where he's just like walking like Steve, like knock this shit over, like, you know, doing this shit.

Right. You know, but he never really got into debt. Right, right. So I started getting better at Steve Harvey because everyone was like, do it Steve Harvey. So I started watching Family Feud. I would watch, I would just watch hours of Family Feud. And I said, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, that's shit. Because he'd be like, what? Yeah. What? That's the best answer. I don't ever hurt I don't think you know what you done then I'm asking

and I said this is what he does he's like wait a minute wait what you're saying Oh you got me all messed So I was like And I said oh that's what the fuck he does So boom So people didn't know

So then Then what's his name? name, fuck, Aries Fierce call me. You know, I could do Aries. The Aries was like, I imitated him. He's like, yo God, you know, the other night, I saw you doing

the Paul Mooney. I said, no, I don't think he could do a Paul Mooney better than me. I said, boom, but I got him on the Paul. And no one knew I had all these ways. How the fuck have you been on TV show? I said, look at this shit I talk about on stage, man. I'm one of them motherfuckers. I'm a Nat Turner type

motherfucker. I mean, no, no, listen. I don't, it's not like, listen, people are like, you think it's all the shit that you be saying? I'm not, I'm not going to compromise myself. I ain't doing shit where I have to kiss a dude and put on a skirt. I ain't throwing that shit. I've had auditions where I go,

no, I'm good, and it could be a big ass where I go, nope, give it to a gay dude. Give it to a guy who's okay, kissing a dude. That's all. I don't feel, I'm used to be homosexual. I'm not that good of an actor. I can't just go, and cut.

No, uh. I don't know what I'm gonna be as, and they don't know what I'm saying? But I mean, no, man, I want to be as, as successful as anybody is. Why they don't never have no role where they need somebody to suck a titty? Right, like titty suck.

I'm like, can't mind? How do you feel about that one? I think we should do another one for safety. Right. Continuity. Maybe two more. The camera was down. So I'm just supposed to leave this other nipple unattended.

Mm-mm. That felt like a skit. We got a little close up on that. Can somebody get Ron for me? Ron, come here. Can I have a look back? Can I have a look back? I think we should do it from the other side.

What about side titty? I love side titty. Back titty. I like that little area like right there before it touched, before it touched the deodorant. This is me right here. This titty too. Did you know that?

Back fat? I hold that shit that spilling out the breath. Oh, that's the shit. I hold that. But I like the, I like the titty right before it touched the yodot. Right before, in the middle. It's the yoder right here and titty right here. You go all right at the top part.

Sometimes you hit it though. Yeah, you hit it. Oh, and you hit it. Yeah, it'd be great. You were like, bitch, that shit in a head a minute. That titty be great. Yeah. Yeah.

I like this. Sometimes I like the under, the underbelly. You know, the underbelly of the titty. You know the under belly of the titty. You can tell them, you got long chin when they hold them with their elbow. Oh, that's long titty right there. What's she doing like this?

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Yeah. Which one am I looking at? Pick one. I'm over here like that. I'm over here like that. She me at the. Pick one. All right.

You can catch my podcast And Godfrey, we trust On the Gas Digital Network Tuesdays and Fridays 10 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time same time as Atlanta That's it Closing in on my 300th episode

That's a lot of Closing in on 300 300 I can stay in consistent Hey what was your first TV gig? What was my first TV gig? On screen my first shit was God damn

Oh, original gangsters That was my first movie with Fred Williams Jim Brown You were an original Marvel I was Markis Original gangsters

With Jim Brown Pam Greer Super Fly The original Superfly Rod O'Neill Richard Routtree Jim Brown Fred Williamson

I played Kid Marcus Braxton P. Harton to Brig Yep Christopher He did this shit and nothing Who else was in there

Scarface was with me Bushwick Bill from the ghetto Rap and Fote Yep all the And drew down in the loonies

Yep, he was with me. We just had Yuck Mouthin on this bitch. And what's the name, Chris Duncan from Jamie Fox Show? Yeah, Chris Duncan, that's why I said Braxton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He hates that, people call him Braxton. He's trying to shake that off. So I would be the person that still calling that shit with him.

You know, he'll go into an audition. That's the type of shit that happens to me, y'all. He'll go to an audition where he's doing, like, he's a serious actor, and they'd be like, oh, Brxton, what man. He's like, he's coming in for Shakespeare. That's the purpose shit, boy, I don't know. To be or not to be bracket. Now that, he's a skeet.

They should put him on snowfall now. He should be the most heartless- He was a bad guy. In that movie, that was my first joint. But we as the black community, this is where they, even if they just cast him as Braxton and everything, we'll still fuck with it. Yeah.

He can do like five movies as Braxton. And I would definitely put him on snowfall. He would be the fucking a sex. that we had from out of town to go find the niggas who stole the dope money. And this nigga right around with a suit on, he'd drive old school bins, but when this nigga put the hitman gloves on,

put the shit together. People be good at this bitch in. I ain't been watching Norco's. You ain't watched no one? Narcos, the Spanish version. I just read that shit in Spanish one. I just read all day. Did you watch the first one?

You watched the Colombian one? You watched Pablo? You watched the first one. I'm watching the one where I think the police corrupt. Like they in it. Marcos is the shit right now. Now with that one, go back watching Pablo. For real.

Boy, Pablo. You didn't see the first one? I seen them. I don't got mixed in. I started watching all along. I was just like, man, fuck that. That's going to go on. I got to a point and I moved on to something else.

I'm going to come back. You watch Godfather. No, you didn't fuck up. Yeah. If you didn't stop watching Snowfall, you'd have fucked up. If you didn't stop watching Snowfall, you don't fuck though. They know black people like that show too much because they charge to make you watch it again. Ain't no fucking free.

All right there's a snowfall, no. I understand Harlem's mind. So this can't laugh because they know it's true. Okay, that's how we're gonna talk about it. Just make sure, make sure. See that guy over there? Yeah, you didn't know, did you? Sorry.

I'm telling him. Horace Whitaker is my bad. What? He'll be spitting on. The black penther's powers have been stripped everywhere. Streeped, everywhere. The black penters power have been streaked.

I love that goddamn, boy. No, he's his shit. When he played, E, I mean. You know, he's an opera singer, by the way. Trained opera singer. Stop playing, man. Man, look it up. That's why he's his drama roles are so goddamn.

That who the fuck to sing's opera. He, whoo-hoo-hoo-ho-ho-ho. He's like, oh. What if it's not really him? It's just a dude that look like a man. That's the shit that's gonna set him off. I'm tired of people saying that I'm really for us with him. See, people get the names mixed up because my name is

With his forest scour. With his for aster. Yeah, I know he got ex-ma in the head. Look at that shit alone, man. You have to learn how to overlook some shit. Bro, no, no, don't do that. They got a glove up on the back of his head. That's a character choice.

Stop this shit, man. We try to ignore that. He's such a good actor, you ignore. You have to overlook some shit, bitchy. He would go so deep and then turn around. We're not taking it. Can't support this, man. I've been talking about that, too.

This is my blood. But when they do that, bruce Whitaker, no, one of the greatest actors ever. Oh, jeez, no cat. What the hair? You'd be like, what's going on over there? Why? Why? Didn't Bernie Mac say that shit?

What'd say? I hate everything black. I hate my gull. I hate that whooping goldberg. I hate the back of the forest with the neck. It's a thing, bro. It's not me. It's been there.

It's just, I'm realizing. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Oh, shit. You fucked up, man. He's a great husband. You fucked up. Oh, fuck. You don't know who they they flowers.

You were hit me. You were both y'all. Ignat. He fucked up, man. That couch. It's the couch. You started with the ad. It did.

It did. My, I was shit was in shit. I was like, oh. I was like the small homeless. You started, I look, I said, oh, he owned it something. He held his eye what he was saying, it like they're doing his ear.

Did you ever see Street Kings where Keanu Reeves and Forrest Whitaker, this shit is hard butt, right? Forrest is so, yo, he's like this corrupt cop. He's a gangster, bro. He goes like this, this is my city. Come on, all that money there. That's yours.

That's your money here. He's like, listen, listen, I can put you in, I could put you in, man. Me and you, we can to run this city. Open it, open that, right there. Open it. Open it.

I'm not fucking with it, man. I'm not fucking with it. Yeah, great action. Yeah, that's, yeah. That's, yeah. That's gonna show up and wore all the smoke. He's gonna be like, I love this podcast. I love it.

These guys that were making fun of me. He didn't find him. He's a young fly. Yeah, I like what you doing. Yeah, you know he got his brother that do his stunts. Why they don't use... he got his brother to do his stunts. His brother looked chucked. You like Cory off that's all Raymond.

Damn, you right. Corrie in the house. Come! Damn! I think I earned it. This is brother. It's standing in. I told him to use my brother's neck.

I use my brother's neck on the neck shot. So I've been trying to get him to let me fill in for him on a turnaround. Hey, we need stunt neck. Excuse me, stunt neck? Yeah, we need stunt neck. I got this. Yeah, we need a stunt neck.

Yeah, the rash is killing me. You gotta back off the camera. Yeah, we gotta take it back, put some more lighting on that. We gotta get a stunt neck. Tell you I got a stunt neck. Yeah, Tom, can we get a stunt knock? What? We get a stunt neck?

Okay, we'll get the stunt necks coming in. Anybody got, do we got a stunt neck? Stutnik, Lending on set. Deneminate, I got eyes on him. Stutnik, take two. Let me do this. It's not me, bro. This shit is.

Hope y'all got to fight for us, bro. You all gonna have two. I didn't say shit. He don't make you drink that perfect juice from BlackBan? He got laid out. His powers have been stripped. You're crazy, man. Hey man, put some of this purple juice on your neck.

If it made me strong. You started this shit, man. I didn't start. With the hat. But as far as like, voices are concerned. I always could do it since I was little. I used to do my first invitation was Muhammad Ali when I was like four. Really?

Yeah, my father would be. watching all these shit. And I was like, I told you I'm fast, I'm pretty, I shook up the world. I'm the greatest, Joe Frazier's too ugly to be the champ. I'm the greatest, I'm so fast. How fast are you? I'm fast, man.

I turn out the lights get in the bed before the room gets dark. I'm fast. Into the stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so bad I make medicine sick. I wrestle with an alligator, tussle with a whale. I'm so bad I throw lightning in jail. That's, so that's,

Yes. That's okay. That was my... That was my... But I never thought I was gonna do comedy until college. I was studying psychology in college and shit and played a little football, blah, blah, blah.

And then Tommy Davidson came to our school. That's the OG. And that motherfucker rocked so hard. And I remember I was like, man, I'm thinking about doing the comedy thing, you know what I'm saying? I'm thinking about that shit. Because, you know, in college, I went to University of Illinois, Big Ten, 45.

45,000 students, 800 black. Ah, damn, what? And all, but we had all the black fraternities. We had Delta sick ones. We had the, we had the, we had every, we had the biggest fraternity system. Right. All my, everybody pledged, I didn't pledge, nothing.

But we all stuck together. Right. And I was, you know, I was militant as fuck. I used to go see the minister, Minister Farrakhan. I was go see, go to Savior's Day. I was a guy who went to Savior's Day. I have friends in F.O.I.

I know people of the nation of Islam in almost every city. Mm-hmm. And I was that dude, I would go see the minister. And but I wasn't Muslim in that shit, but I was real militant. We had, we started a African American book, a black, an African American history book club.

We started, even though the university tried to stop us, we still bought our own books. We would buy shit from black book stores and we made sure we read a book every week. We brought in different historians to come to fuck with us. Stokey Car, Michael came to my college. We had Sister Soldier

We had Naim Akbar Breaking a Chains of Psychological Slavery He's a clinical psychologist We had Black Panthers Come to our shit We had all these motherfuckers This is what the fuck we was doing In my college days

You know what I'm saying And when I was like I had all this knowledge I said man we had Francis Cress Wellcing Isis papers If you know about the ISIS papers We had her So we were reading all kinds of books

The Ice Man See because algebra Was named after a black man There you go First name algebraic expressionis. He was a black French man who first founded

the Institute of High Math and Scientific for Black people. My man got you. Now see, there's a lot of people who want to discredit the black man. Did you know that black people invented writing and cursing? Because we had to find a way

to get our message out quicker before the slave message came. That's deep. Isosceles. Now, see, Isiselis. Isisalese was also an African. See, it's not just the Isisalese triangle. There's a whole language of man that revolves around the ideologicals of Isis or the so-called Native American. Equilateral.

Now, see, the transmission of blackness, see, what people don't understand is, see, blackness can be absorbed. You give a black family a white baby. What are they going to race? A black baby. A black man. Exactly. There's a metamorphosis that takes place within the melanin. Speak, brother.

Okay, now see, that's why the black woman isn't getting sick, but see, that's... The black woman has the tough immune system on the planet. Speak, brother. No cap. See, black people are naturally immune to a lot of shit because you have what so-called a mother. Oh, man. Speak it, boy. That's what I'm talking.

And you know, when you were... because I used to collect. I used to have... Now, I'm talking about the niggins who'd be outside in that literature. I had all his stuff. I would play it in the dorm rooms with my white roommate right there

and I'd be playing that shit. And he'd be like this guy, could you like lower that down? I'm like, nah, man. Stay on your side of the room. Close your ear, dude. And you know, I came up with public enemy, Big Daddy Kane,

rock cam. That dude was probably still depressed. It was all the fire. 5% of rappers, all the rapists, so I'm listening to ex-clan and all this. You fucked him up, man. You're like, man's like, dude, can you like, I have, like, an exam tomorrow? Could you, like, turn it on because it's like, I'm like this. I have my volume at the right decibel.

See, that's the problem. You think that the black man when he speaks is loud to you. See, any time we try to talk about our righteousness, it's loud noise to you. Sit down, crackles. Sit down on your chair. Because the Sparic, I'd be like, you don't understand. Brothers and sisters, are y'all all right? Y'all all right?

If I never see you again, the Honorable Elijah Muhammad taught me that this government is not your friend. See, this government appears powerful to the uninitiated. See, I know that the president is trying to kill me, but he don't know. He's plotting against himself because the power that I have, God is backing me up. So I'm warning you the United States government. If you try to kill me, oh, you're going to die. This is what I used to watch live.

You imagine that, hearing that shit, and you go back to your white university. And your friends are like, he got up, I'm like, I don't have time. to talk to you people right now I'm concentrating on freeing my people I understand that you are a white man and I am your roommate but I don't have time

and I've been deluded and deceived by your wickedness dude now what's up without you dude relax every time you go to that fucking speech man you get so white see that's your problem he still be hearing that shit

late in the way. Wake up, I've been standing above you this whole time because the black man can't sleep. I'd rather you sleep and me be awake because every time I sleep we are pushed back again.

He'd be waking up. His wife just came in with the road. You know the Farrakhan drink? No. No. Like, nah, not tonight. It was rap music. What was it this?

Number 13, public enemy. Fight for Paul! I want to do that with OG for a risk. That would be because, you know, he's doing his, like, last speech. I know. I'm trying to, man. I need to get in. Because he's 88, bro.

I need to get in. And I saw him when he was. You know, he was. I need to get in. Pah, paw, paw. You don't understand. Pah. You know, I saw him when he was.

in his 60s or so, man, like, you talk about powerful shit. Even if you, listen, not even all black people agree with everything. He said, I don't agree with everybody. I just wanted to hear him say, get your act together. Y'all need to quit fighting.

Just basic shit. And you know Farrakhan is a master violinist. He's a master violinist. Oh, he's cold as fuck. But him and his brother played when they were raised in Boston because his mama's from the Caribbean, St. Kitts.

And he was Lewis Wall. Then it became Lewis X and Louis Farrakhan. Yeah, I don't fuck around on the knowledge shit. I got a whole collection of books that are in storage. I have too much, too many books from college. I bring them with me. You know what I'm saying? And that shit is what keeps me doing what I do.

People say, why don't you do that? I say, nah, I'm not, I see some cats do stuff on TV. I go, I wouldn't do that. That's not, but I don't take anybody's hustle from it, but I wouldn't do that. You know, I got the whole country in Nigeria The country of Nigeria watching me, fuck that. I mean, it's real shit.

And they'd be like, what, what were you doing? You think I'm mine? What, what was that? You can't do that. No, you can't. People are, they see you and they're stopping you. So everything I got to do is like, got to be in the dignified. I mean, I do goofy shit, but it has to be where you ain't looking crazy, crazy.

You got a purpose, though. I got a purpose. So I try to keep, you know, trying to preserve black man or it is a motherfucker in our business. You know that. Oh, don't you start. Don't you start. You hush up. You hush up.

They ain't been pretty decent around here, ladies. Hey, hey, he ain't come. Welcome extra. Hey, don't you do it. Yeah, we're doing pretty all right. Don't start in that shit. You're going to have them folk mad at us and they're going to tell everybody we're class of the food.

You know, what's it look? Is that we're claustrophobic? We ain't no goddamn claustrophobic. That ain't you that stupid, man. Well, yeah, that's pretty much, uh, we're still here, yo. Whatever fuck. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm going to.

We ain't going to you. What's that five? Yeah, yeah. And at 25 years, it's like, okay, because you're You know, 10 years is when you get your voice. Right. You know, then the next 10 is like, okay, now you started. Seinfeld told me that shit.

Seinfeld fucked with me hard, and he was like, and I remember he asked me, how long have you been doing this? I was like, ah. It's fucking amazing. I saw you on stage. And man, you got potential. That's crazy, because I grew up watching Zadzzi. Yeah, you know, Seinfeld was a master.

or joke writing and shit like that. And, uh, that shit. People don't- I'm not about to sit here and give motherfucking greed. He never made me laugh. No, no, no. I'm not listening.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to fuck. God, shit, ain't funny to me. Hold on. And that's all right. Don't you go talk? No, you never got to have that. No, no.

You niggas get to talk about all the white men's a jinnism. No, could you first be talking about it. You get on that. No, I don't believe in no goddamn white man's genius. I don't want to hear that. And we need no gosh, no, we're talking about black patterns in America and shit.

Then you're gonna turn right around before you leave, tell the motherfucker white man G. What type of shit is that? No, it was Farrakhan, then white man's G. You should have said white man G and Ferdinian Ferdinian Farrin. No, no, he said to me. No, fuck all that. Then he tried the little boy,

how long you've been doing, he gets to be good one buddy, nigger. ain't no goddamn white man genius. I'm from Mr. Sibbitt. Fuck is you talking about. I ain't getting white folks' friends and shit. They ain't never seen no white folks genius. Now they're Asian people.

Damn genius. Now that's a skit. Now that's a skit. Now don't be talking about Asians being genius this motherfucker fuck them. They only make good Chinese food and nothing. And then, you know, Paul Blair, you niggas need to shut the god,

you shot your mouth. Sign feld ain't shit. Thank you, nigger. Keep your mouth shut. You're just a goddamn slave. You are goddames. You are got to. All you niggas just can't wait to tap dance.

Look at you, nigga. Give a nigger $5 tap dance to me. Your niggas got all my goddamn than this. White man, genius. Sign, fail, they ain't shit. shit. Goddammit. Bill Cosby brought that goddamn station number one. That white man took and rode on his

goddamn coat-tales. That man, that's stupid. Like, man, fuck all these motherfuckers kiss my ass, Jack. You can suck my dick. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So I ain't shit. I don't give a fuck. A white boy can be no good and get all the money. There's got to be ten times a bet. Not now. Tried of this shit. A white bitch got tinnies,

he got a goddamn special shit. Not now. I need to get me a pussy. I didn't get me a pussy shit. Not now. What the fuck is doing on? Shit. Need a older than a motherfucker, right?

Oh, shit. Charlie Chapman, a genius. That little can never say shit. Damn. You're quiet in the mind. You got to talk, goddamn. You got to talk to this shit. Man, see a word or something, shit.

Oh, that. You go, Charlie Chapman. You can suck my dick. And your mama, too. I'm gonna give a fucking shit. Oh, now. That was a real joke. You know, everybody's be killing me, Jack.

A white boy put on a flannel. He made it. God damn, a dinkus got to levitate to get his way. Fuck you want me to do, shit. Shit. You want me to do it. All right. All right, man.

You're the greatest one. I appreciate you, man. We need a ticker. We need a fucking counting for how many motherfuckers you just didn't hit in that time period. I wasn't even trying to count, so I know I don't know. That was crazy, though. This thing can do everybody.

We just saw that shit live, bro. We just saw that shit live. We just saw that shit live, everybody. We just saw that shit live, bro. That's different. That's different. That's different. Man, I, you know, the thing about-

Richard cried a goat, man. Man, never lied, because he covered everything. And then, because I got all his shit. And Cosby, we used to listen to that shit. That's when we stay up so late. We listen to it. He's been doing Congress since the 60s, man. And Cosby was his influence.

People don't realize. And Peoria, Illinois, not too far from Chicago. Damn there. Damn there. Shit, the Jackson's of Gary, Indiana. That's not. That's right. That's true.

At all. It's garbage. It's garbage. I bet one like this, who is this? No, you kiss my ass. Everybody know what the white boy look like. Shit, nobody knows about Peoria. The most famous.

Nica can't get a good statue. But if I was slave, it'd be perfect. Ah, yeah. I ain't goddamn. I met him. You got down. That's crazy. Like, they go with that.

That's Richard Pry. I'm gonna fuck the fuck. Fuck past my own shit. Say, where am I, motherfucker? Is this me? That shit going down tomorrow. Kiss my ass. You got to make it better.

Who's the artist? He's about to kill his ass. What the fuck? Oh, the money I got here. I want a statue with my dick out. The whole town is shocking. See, Cosby influenced Richard Pride. Richard Saul Cosby said, I want to do what that dude's doing when he was on Ed Sullivan.

Cosby was the one on TV. Of course, Dick Gregory, too. But they were, Cosby was the clean, funny dude from Temple University, Philly. And Richard was, and then Richard got on those shoulders, but Richard was funny as fuck. Went out cursing. But then Richard was like, fuck being Cosby.

Baby face Richard. Yeah, the baby would talk to bust out. Because he'd be like, my father, my father was crazy, man. My father, man, he would just, man, he would make a sound with his paper, and he would be scared. That's what he did. But he was good.

But then he was like, man, fuck Bill Cosby. going to be Bill Cosby. I'm going to be, I was raised in a fucking, my mom was a ho. My mom, my dad was pimps, my father, my uncles were pimps. I'm going to do what the fuck I do. And he became a crazy nigga that album where he's like this. And then 1971, April 29th, New York City, he started doing live and smoking. Everybody should watch that live and smoking. Yeah, he said some wild shit. With the little cheek menu behind it? Yeah. That's New York City. Improar, 1971. April 29, and Richard Pryor is like,

he's like, he's like, you know what? That's the first time I met white people was when they came to get their dicks up. He was like, uh, is your mom home? I'll see if she's there. Come to get our dicks up. Okay. That's when he started talking about all that heavy shit. You know what I'm saying?

What if we go to the white neighborhood? He said, you're mom home? Tell the bitch we want to fuck. You want to fuck. He said something crazy on that, too. too. Yeah, I'm not going to say it. He said, hello.

Are there any little boys left there? Do you have anyone who can put ice cream on our chest? Yeah. Maybe this was real shit. Yeah. He was showing up at the old ass with all kind of request. Remember about fucking a gay dude, remember? Yeah, he said that shit.

Like they ain't never fucked up. I don't want to say it. I don't know y'all. I don't know. I didn't. You know, they act like they ain't never kni-z-dab-dab-do. Just watch it. It's a lot of crazy shit that you're probably never heard nobody to say.

Just audio-wise, Richard sounds dope. Like, the audio shit be so fun. It's amazing. It's a crazy. Super nigger again, just so I can hear Ms. Hazel Dumpwood who just got off narcotics. Yeah, man, he was the shit.

And the black national. Why'd you introduce me first? Hey, man, listen, mean, what the fuck, baby? Yeah, he was, and all the characters. See, man became of the earth. Came from the soil. Brought up the root. Dragging along the siege, dropping seedlings, isn't the man?

It's so good, man. And you guys There's a point People say Oh well people Don't have attention Man bullshit If people come fuck with you

You can do whatever Fuck with you guys can do Whatever the fuck you want You can sit in the character They come and see you Like they're like Oh shit Well when you even earned it

They're like Yeah man But when you get experience You sit in characters I love doing my dad God damn Love doing my father Man

That's when I But that was being in New York Doing 30 to 40 shows a week That's what You know what We was on state And I still to this day When I get back, I'm on stage every night

in the middle of the week. You guys are used to like bouverinas and shit like that. Right, right, right. But there's always good to do small things and work on your shit. Do the small joints.

Like, you got a joint, go, oh, let me go do that, let me do a spot over there and work on the, so people don't understand there's a lot of times it's the little details. Like another person

who's a master, Tony Woods. That's my guy. Tony motherfucking Woods, for real. Tony Woods. And I fought with Tony Woods, man. Let me tell you, when I first met Tony Woods,

That's why he's my big, I got a lot of big brothers. Tony Woods, let me stay in his apartment in Brooklyn, didn't know anybody for shit. That's when I was going around doing Tina shit, but Tony was like, you stay at my spot, they barely knew this motherfucker. That's how Chappelle, he took Chappelle under his me. That's why Chappelle talks like Tony Woods, you know?

I'm not transphobic, I told you. See, this is it. Tony Woods, that's where he got a lot of his style from, smoking on state Tony Woods used to do that kind of shit. But yeah, Tony Woods showed me, like, I remember one time we was doing some show, and everybody was high energy, everybody. You know, black clubs, like,

what's all motherfuckers? Everybody, right? Yeah, good night. This next one, give it off a hot sauce. Yeah, it's something for dick. Loud, everybody's loud. Yeah. Shout out to high sauce.

30 comics. Here come Tony Woods, man. You want to talk about mastery. This is a motherfucker. Gets on stage. Hey everybody. My name's Tony Woods. Give it up for the comedians to just

woo-woo, that was a lot of energy. He said, I ain't going to do all that. Maybe I'm going to go here. Maybe, but everything's going to be right here. And the motherfuckers was like, oh shit. This nigga, just destroyed. You just see the buildup and just when you see somebody with real skill.

Real skill. Grab the audience. The comedy comes to you. He was barely doing anything. I was like, look at this motherfucker. Going crazy. Ripping shit. But he was, at the beginning, just, did he do little shit?

He was like, this motherfucker here. And that's how I learned. He took me overseas. I would do Dutch comedy. Tony Woods, watching Tony Woods. Me and Tony Rock went. Yeah. I remember me.

Tony Rock went, too. Yeah, me and Tony Rock went, just years ago. And Tony Woods, we didn't really understand how to perform in front of foreigners. Like the Dutch people, man. He's a different kind of white. You know, he's the colonizers. Right. So Tony, the Vikings and shit.

Yeah, like big motherfuck, you know, Dutch people are the biggest. And so Tony just knew how to fucking, I was like, damn, you know, we go up there doing our shit, but it was a different pace. And Tony just showed us how to, yeah, so Tony Woods, for real. Oh, gee. Yeah. And thank Tiffany Haddish, my sister,

who I've known since 2003, Tiffany Haddish gave us the privilege of being on her they ready shit Oh yeah They ready Tiffany Hadish is my sister Love her to death That's my family

That's real shit She literally has helped 12 comedians in two years And she just started getting famous And she opened the door for a lot of people Man and she asked me to be on it I was like she goes listen You should have been had your specials by now Don't make no sense

She goes just get in this So you can get in the door And I was like, cool, fuck it, I'll do it. So Tiffany Haddish And I'm from the era where My fuckers don't help each other. Not everybody, but a lot of us do not help. I'm telling you, you guys, I'm impressed

because you guys fucking let it. You guys are eating, man, because you share your shit, man. You share your shit, bro. You motherfuckers, I'm looking what you're building. Look at you guys, whatever the fuck problem you have, just fucking squash that shit. I don't say that, they're gonna think we have a problem. You don't have no money.

He's talking to y'all. Don't you talk. You don't. You don't get me. You're bringing up that though. That's a skeet. Hey. Man, that's skeet.

No, that's skin. We can make a skin like that. But I love what you guys are doing as far as you're moving together. Especially when I started doing social media with King Batch and all the dudes. I saw. Shut out of King Bech. King B. D-Storm, all those dudes.

Without O-G. OGs in this shit. And I was doing all those fucking sketches with them for like four years ago and I saw how everybody lets each other eat get numbers. He got that shit. I can give y'all credit for that shit.

Man, that was... You know what I'm saying? So I come from the era. But like when you see God like Kevin Hart's my man, Kevin, Kevin, his whole crew is Ian, man. He got his security in his writers. Harry, my man, Joey Welth. All the motherfuckers is Ian.

Kevin got his crew and his dope as fuck. I love... Like Adam Sam. I like to see when I don't think enough comedians say that shit enough, bro. Kevin Hart is fucking feed motherfucker and Nick Cannon

are you fucking kidding. Nick Cannon, that motherfucker hires black people. Holy shit. You know who else hired a lot of black people? Who? Amazon. My baby, I just set y'all up. I'm just an 85 South.

Black people hard. Yeah, yeah. All these black people are. You know what I'm saying? That's what it is. It's about what you're doing on the inside. Not always like in the front. It's like, man, this, that's what's up.

So I want to give you guys props for that shit. The way you guys are moving is fantastic. And I'm glad to be part of you looking out. What is this? Is this? This beef, bit. That Domino? What is this?

What is this? Motherfucking. Oh, okay. I used working Domino. You want it? You want it for the cheese steak? No, man. That's what he wanted him.

I eat whatever. You weren't the steak one, then. You don't matter. This ain't no, this ain't no pork right here. That's the Philly cheese steak. Be it, I don't get that one. It's good. That's all right.

White people made it, man. Dominoes? There's no white people that made the damn piss man. What's your social media, Godfrey. My social media is comedian, Godfrey, on IG. Fuck out of him there, man. You fuck out of you. Yo, which man's is this way here, man?

Fuck out of you with that bullshit. That's piece, man. And New York style, baby, not me? Okay. You be saying that shit, pizza in New York costs one damn dollar. No, I don't. There's $2.50.

That's shit is my dad. They always bring it up that fucking greasy-ass piece. If you were a real-maker with ass and reflux, you can't even eat. That shit on there, baby. Stop fucking. That shit isn't even all that. It's like Southern food, man.

Where are in New York? I'm bucked up. You guys got dope-ass-grimps and this bitch and you're in all that. What the fuck? You guys, the pizza is whack. You eat domino, son. Man, Domino's visas. Who's eating fucking Domino's, that?

Man, you know, college baby? You'd rather eat that shit? You're my man, get some other gourmet pizza. That piece has been sitting in that window all day, and then you get, like, give me that. They put that shit back in the oven and heat that shit for 3,000 degrees. Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut's a good commercial shit.

Can we get some fucking pizza hot? That shit disgusting. This is the, this is the bottom shelf. And I didn't know, it's the bottom shelf. And I didn't know those sticks. Pizza is bottom shelf, man. I don't know about that. If pizza ain't got back to the rest.

to the recipe they had in the 90s, I can't beat my fucking with. That's what you're earning. Man, I take blood right now, no cow. Hey, time out. Hey, time out. I just swine some milk. Hey, time out.

I'm telling you. What? If you go back to the recipe they had in the 90s, they back on. Man. Yeah, the recipe, they did something to this. They fucked the recipe. They fucked it off.

They started trying to sell cookies and shit. Who are you talking about? Bring back the big foot. I'm gonna tell y'all right now. What? Bigfoot pizza. I'm gonna tell you right now. Pizza in 1993 was the best shit

that you ever put in your mouth. Bigfoot pizza was crazy. Fitting fuck them off. You knew somebody loved you when somebody brought you some bread sticks to school for lunch. Damn. You gotta lead class and go to the office

and your breadsticks is down there. You're the coldest motherfucker in the whole lunchroom. You got five cheese bread sticks. I want that privilege, my wife. Fuck did you talk about. We didn't bring our food up, You ain't got it.

This pizza is wax, huh? All this shit is garbage. I'm okay, we're gonna' big peace. You know what I mean? I don't even know how these motherfuck trying to assassinate my character with this kind of shit, dude. The fuck are you doing?

This pizza fucking sucks. Let me tell you something about Italians, right? Mm-hmm. We like good pizza, right? Just like you black guys, like good ribs. It's like you guys get like a good barbecue sauce, we like a good spaghetti sauce. Same thing.

Don't ever disrespect me with this fucking bullshit, You understand me? Fucking cut your legs off and put you in a river with fucking juice of it. Fucking shoot! Go and listen, listen. Relax. Wait.

Hey, I'm just telling you, relax. Relax. I know he's too good for dominoes. It's too good for dominole. He's too good for dominole. With sorry, you come down. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Now we don't eat domino. Hey, everybody's getting excited. Just fucking relax. Jimmy two times. When did we stop eating domino? You eat Dominole!

I never ate Dominolews, you love a fuck up. Hey, hey, you rap bastard, you ate Dominole! He's just my ass. Shuck my ass. He's been doing a lot of let's say you think of late with it. Suck my ass. And why don't you clear your fucking trope, all right? What the fuck?

You know he's got to see him. He doesn't like him like Domino's. He knows he like Domino's. This fucking guy. He's too good for Domino's. Who is it? This is garbage. It's fucking trash.

It's the sewer. Did you fucking shit in it and then put it in a box? Is that what you did? You shitted it. You put your ass on it and you served it. Wait a minute. It tastes like your ass. It tastes like your ass.

It tastes like your ass. What? Talk, you smoky-throated fucking bastard. Go on. Speak up. You fucking hurt you. Let's just say we have a steak. This guy, you're on milk, you piece of shit.

What the fuck is that? What is your trone assy? What the fuck, it's the, you motherfucker? A brick here? You're a real fucking brick. This guy, you fucking... I swear to the guy, I saw this guy drinking sawdust the other day. Pace the fish, I'll be here all night.

This guy, what the fuck, you fucking... Don't offend the niggas. Hey, the niggie of a fucking eggplane. This guy, look, and get some order. You go to get some order. including your fucking trunk what you say you're going to work in a library this fucking bad don't get your chain to hey somebody come talk this fucking chain you know what the fuck fuck suck this chain hey how far did the dick hit the back of your throat

huh now that's a fucking skin that's a fucking skit that's a fucking young fly carlos me you fucking bastards are making money how fuck do i get in on this shit you fucking niggis you create that's what i was telling you There is no getting in on this. We got a good thing going over. I know you got a good thing going over, but I gotta get a piece. I gotta get a piece.

Hey, there will be no way. I gotta get a piece. There will be no fucking piece. I'm not going any fucking way until I get a piece. Let's just say, it might not be rude. Oh, listen, you shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Hey, I tell you what, go.

You're straining yourself. Jesus, get him a lawsuit, huh? The whole fucking box, all right? Spray some water in his mouth. Jesus Christ. That's a thing you got going over there. That I got for we trust. You got people trusting you.

You got that. Watch your hand there. You're looking close. Wait, man. Jesus, this guy. Who is this fucking hang on you? What the fuck?

You look like you're begging. Who is this guy? Relax. Try to relax. Fucking relax. Here he comes. Shit, pizza eating fucking bastard coming over here. You don't know if to talk, my friend.

You, you, Motherfucker. You motherfucker. Who are you looking at? You fucking white man. This guy's looking over here. I'm over here. What are my twins?

Who are you, man? Hey, get your other eye and tell him to come over here. Hey, listen, how that's what's the going on? I swear to cat. What the fuck? What that are you? Just busting you fucking boss. Hey, relax.

Whatever. Get that pizza again, get it. This fucking shit pizza. Hey, why are there just digging my ass and taste the same thing? It's the same thing. Digging my ass, I'm the same thing. What is it with you in asses now? What is?

It's you and your shitty pizza if I dig in my ass and I eat it. I ate pizza, dollars. Phavenor. Hey, man, fuck what you're talking about, man. This shit good. That's shit like cardboard. Fuck you talking about. It's garbage.

It's the water. And you're all brought this in a marrow. Like it was the shit. You're like, excuse me. We had a pizza bar. Excuse me. This every week we have Vince Barter. Didn't even give it to us when it was hot.

We didn't get that choice. We had the nerd to get a shit. Couldn't even heat up the shit. We just did. He didn't have no ayesha. They just come here with white bosses. I'm like, I know what they're coming from. Look out, coming in high.

Look out. Coming in hot. Yeah. Wait, look out, coming in hot. Hold up. I'm still eating this. I like this shit. This shit is the worst.

I can't do it. Hell, man. I just ain't nasty. I need. I'm sorry. But Chuck and cheese. Shout out to Liam and husband. Big piece.

You got a good shit. Pizza is a good shit. That's it. That crust, that body crossed, boy. I don't eat that shit. I'm gonna tell you something, man. This is Bulche. All this pizza, I can believe it.

Disrespecting me like that. You guys are myrda. Huh? No creo, no crea, no crea pizza is myrda. I'm talking about my nephew, the chickchee. You can believe. They can believe.

Chee! You got to hate. Bullche. What is that? What is? I've been here for like five hours. I know, man. We got rap this shit.

You know, that's what happened when comedians get to talk of shit, man. What is this? All fucking night. It's a 10-hour punkish. No. Running out the worst. Jesus Christ.

You're gonna film us taking a nap? It's four hours. The fuck is this, you guys, you guys don't give a shit. Hey, man. Production, what is it called? I don't give a fuck. What the fuck is this?

I had to do at least 85 minutes. Yeah, yeah, that's what's up. We did 85? We appreciate you coming through fucking with this little shit. Dude, man. I cannot wait to come to this bitch. I cannot wait to come in.

Y'all, man, when is this show? Shit, soon. It's like, we shoot it as it was like, today. It's in the future. Oh, but this is you standing it some other time? Yeah, when it come out, it's gonna be out. Like, we dropped it the day, but you know we did it, y'all, the day. What?

We just went into the future, did the show, come back, then we dropped it in a kid. No, I'm going to everything. Like, when we drive it, it's like the day. So you like, oh, okay. God. God. God damn. So whatever day you thought it would,

every day. When it come out, they'd be out. No. Now, the day, really, that's a skit. Now that's a skit. Called the date. So I appreciate y'all, you know what I'm saying? Follow me, Comedian Gottfried on Instagram and shit.

Yeah. You know, you know, that's, I guess, oh yeah, and my podcast is getting Godfrey you trust on the Gas Digital Network. Oh, crazy. Tuesdays, Friday's 1030. Yeah. It's the time is sitting.

Yeah. where I'm gonna be at because I don't know what date is coming out today. No, they're coming out today, isn't it? No, they'll have you looking crazy. You're gonna be having on this outfit today. I can't see. And then the week and then the week and be gone. Bitch.

Yeah. Yeah, come to my future shit. Watch my videos and check the schedule. Come and check me out. Moved up. But is it coming out before next week? Yeah. Probably.

And dropping the day. Nope. No. You heard them over there. No. It's going to be today. Funnibon. I've been at the Funnobon.

Furnipon. I've been at the Funnibon in Wyoming and come and see me at Uncle Funnins. Uncle Punny. Hey man, y'all don't fuck with God for whatever he got going on in 2020. Yes, sir. 85 cents. Yeah, yeah.

We all these bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why you went on. Come on. Get the picture.

This shit, man. We ain't got to stand up. All right. I'd be jealous as hell of you on your late night lives because I'm like, I know this nigga just got done doing the show

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