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Episode Date: September 20, 2021

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turning River Road on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts in 2020 a group of young woman found themselves in an AI fueled nightmare someone was posting photos it was just me naked well not me but me with someone else's body part this is levitown a new podcast from iHeart podcast bloomberg and kaleidoscope about the rise of deep fate pornography and the battle to stop it listen to levitown on bloomberg's big take podcast. Find it on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up to you, Carlos Miller of the 85 South Show, and I appreciate you checking out my guest. Click the link so you can check out part two of this interview with my special guest.

That's right. Click that link, part two. You're okay. This motherfucker over here choking and shit. You all right, man? We're not going to ignore that. I'm gone. You thought we were just gonna keep fucking going? You gotta go.

You gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta go. You can cough up a hairball and just gonna fucking. You gotta go? What? That's real, that goddamn.

You got the boo-bo-bo-knit. You got that Kobe. That ain't that Kobe 19, man. They got that COVID. Oh my God. Oh, God. No, that Bootsie movie, man. Waiting on that to drop, man.

I'm playing a... I'm in jail with him. Okay. I'm giving them that game. game okay as on the you can yeah giving them that game in jail putting them down man right when you get in there he ain't got a god damn 24 months so I don't know what the fuck he got that sad ass face for in jail that's what I'm on him on right got two years and you're here looking sad boy niggins a nigga how many years you got I said nigga I don't know he said two years or some

shit like nigga I beat up my grandma to get out this motherfucker right now I'm in this business I was 17 years old. I don't know how I was. I had been in that bitch that long. It was in the script. I had wrote it out. Ain't nothing like there in a movie, man. You done some movies, ain't you?

Yeah. A few little, a few little shit. It's some little shit, though. Do you like the movies or just to stand them over? I think I would like them better if I was in them more. Like, if I'm in a movie the next time and I'm doing more, then I would like him more. People be asking me, wow.

Like, you can do some movie? I'd be like, man, how the fuck? They're like telling the painter. to build a house. But see, they don't understand that, like, say for instance, you're a comedian. And you start, you're trying to start a movie career. You have to literally start a whole career. Like, start at Ground Zero.

You don't just jump in and be a movie star. You got to go in that motherfucking grind, too. Comedy, you can move parallel. Right. But you still be... You still got to put your work in to be a movie star. Yeah. Everybody moved parallel to the goddamn Rattler's move parallel to the movie star.

Right. But the only way to be a movie star is the being some movies. You got to keep the motherfuckers coming. Everybody's doing, man. Anybody that get any type of fame for any second become a movie star. You gotta be a movie star, man. It ain't just comedians no more. That's the ultimate job, though.

You can be an entertainer. They only take a few from each, like you said. Yeah, they take a few from... That's the ultimate job in the entertainment job. Wherever you get popular in, every genre or wherever you're popular in, you can be a tennis player, might your ass can be the fucking, the fucking keynote speaker they're gonna throw your ass in the movie.

Yeah. Get some attention. I'm about to become a movie start real soon. Nigger, throw anybody in that. Yeah. We got Cato Caelin in his next movie. What the nigga name that was staying at OJ House? They'll put his ass in the movie.

That's him. The white boy, what's his name with? No, it was Cato Cahlin. I don't know. Just that the movie's gonna be. The more fame, you be a football player. Let you run the football real good. Jim, right.

They're gonna, what the nigga name for police captain? Todd, Bubba Smith. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm telling you, that's the ultimate job. You gotta be a movie stuff. O.J. Simpson. All this shit is just leading up to be a movie stuff.

Bill Cosby played for the Green Bay Packers. Shit the fuck. I know, just bullshit. They let Bill out. Why? Damn. I guess we never leave that alone. Yeah, we got it.

You would like to talk about controversial shit. Yeah, yeah. I can't even lie, man. I can't even lie, I like talking about shit. Man, we can't, I swear to God, bro. I swear to God. You can't talk about that shit. I hate speech.

I ain't really, I ain't gonna talk about it. They'll put a disclaimer at the bottom. Hell yeah. The truth about COVID. The truth about COVID. Would you like to try our new? Applebee. honey, bourbon, barbecue, chicken.

But fucking, I'm gonna talk about any fucking thing. No, man. Especially as a black man, do you understand that shit gonna get flagged first? I feel you. I'll pee, man. You know, this ain't my genre, though, man.

I'm trying to put you on it on. I know you already put me on. You did? You've been picking out what you're putting down. My brother, yeah, man. Picking out what you're putting down. You're slamming it down, but I'm still picking that shit up, right?

Yeah, man. One thing about it, I need to know. I need to not know. Don't talk about that shit. Yeah. You can know what you're fucking before you fuck with. That's the trickery of the shit. They put that type of shit out to see who going to respond to it

so they can be like, aha. Uh-huh. Yeah, one of them aha moments on your head. That shit be crazy about what you can talk about and what you can't talk about. Not that you can't, but it's just that's not worth the shit that come after that. No, I got it. People who just surf the Internet for controversial shit. And there's a way to talk about everything.

You just got to have the right platform. Yeah. But if shit can take out of context, they get take out of context, and that's how they blow this shit out of proportion. So I'm like a wild coyote. I gotta be trained. I gotta figure out how to talk about this shit. There ain't no training.

Yeah, man, I gotta be trained how to talk about it. Because you know what? I guess the more money you get, the more easier you'll be. That would it seem like. The more money you get the more easier you'll be. You're a target. No, I ain't talking about for that. I'm saying, yeah.

You're a target, I guess, initially. Like you said, the more famous you are, the easier it is to blame shit on you. Yeah, so what about, like, if I get famous tomorrow? You're already famous. I know, I'm talking about super famous where I say the shit now and they go out and it hit. How about when I keep keeping it. It don't work like that. They're going to wait until something happened and then they're going to find the clip that you said

and they're going to try to pair it with what happened and make it trying to seem like it's worse than it actually was. And it's already out of context. I guess what? But what if I don't give it. I keep giving them shit to do, and I keep kicking their motherfucking ass in their kids' ass and their memmice ass. Like, what if I just keep kicking their ass?

Like, would I be the first motherfucker to keep whooping their ass? Like, how about it? Mm-mm. Like, how can they win against me? How can they win against me just talking my ass on? What's winning to you? I guess not really getting, not shit,

not, I guess, I don't know what's winning. I don't know what to be winning for them. Like, I feel like they win when they cancel them, motherfucker. When people are talking about it, it's look like they win in. So what about... That's just a facade. How's somebody going to cancel you?

That's what I'm saying. So it's no consequence to whatever the fuck I do, because you just said it. You just said it. It's not necessarily anything that you say can have a consequence. It's all about. It's not immediate, though. You know what?

There it is, Carlos. You said it. It's just going to hear that any time. Yeah. they can pull them they're not gonna wait they don't give a fuck what you say right now

because it's they wait until you celebrating something good happened for you then they have to paint you as a bad person so they can make it feel like you don't deserve

whatever it is that they're gonna wear my ass out right because I'm done a lot you be just doing shit but what's gonna be your reason for what what you said

took their pills when you went on stage I had a little migraine and went backstage I asked for some Advil but I don't know what they gave me I asked for some ginger ale I don't know what the fuck it was

I think there was some rum and I don't drink no motherfucking rum Are you gonna pour it classic I picked my cup up I thought I had water in my cup and I took a big gulp of it and it was straight Hennessy You're going to have to plead that I was on it defense

I don't know that they'll get you with your way They'll get you in the way with you and we know which way coming So ain't no way to goddamn brace for it I've seen a hundred times Don't make it easy for him though Tell me like our killer can't say that Why would you even want to I don't know god damn

It's PG? Because I'm just saying there's no social value in that What you mean? Like there's no reason to talk about There's no point in it. It's random. You don't think random things help. But it ain't. It's random.

That's the trick, babe. These are social distractions. To try to see who gives a fuck about this shit. It's just like, say for instance you're doing some shit. These people who give a fuck about this shit, they're not even in your realm of possibility. But if you feed into that shit, here come these motherfuckers who are emotional and give a fuck about that shit.

Once you start playing the opinion game, now you have to hear all these fucking opinions. Ain't nobody gives a fuck. I think that's some shit. Unless you give a fuck about opinions, then. It's getting salt, then salt on. Yeah. But these are just media distractions and tricks of shit

that they throw out shit like that, that's supposed to make it seem like people give a fuck. So we can only really just, no, I got you, I got you. So we can only really, we only got, we only can say shit on stage when we're out and about. We really can't say shit. That's dangerous too. That's the real, that's where it started at.

Now they're following us all around waiting on us to say anything. It used to just be you could go on stage and say whatever. And then once they started, police and the stage, and then social media was like, okay, all right, now these people watching your every move because they know we're comedians, and, you know, comedians tell the truth. They're just waiting on you to tell one of your truths

that they don't agree with it. And I say comedians tell the truth. That's the perception. But they don't understand that a lot of the comedians that they like ain't telling the truth. What comedian, you know, lie? Shit. Most of them, that's the shit that make good jokes.

Yeah, those be liars. I can't. Yeah, don't be lying. Man, don't nobody wants. If you, if you as a comedian went on stage and everything you said was truth, that shit gonna be boring as a motherfucker. Oh, man, you gotta make it.

People live in reality. That's why they want to be entertained. So you were lying when you said you called a fat bitch and she says you want to eat good in the neighborhood. No. That's the part of the joke that make it funny. Who was you lying with the family? Had the name to it in the whole slogan.

Yeah, I had a whole life before this shit. I knew it. Yeah. Take one for the two. No, ain't somebody. Where's you fucking with a fan, bracer? We all loved. No, it wasn't even the fan.

It was a hood chick. It was the hood chick. Yeah, I want to eat good. She had bribed up with the true story. She had never been out to eat before. I believe you, because I ain't never been here. Because she had six sisters and seven brothers and she lived.

I think she was. She was like, nothing, but I'm laughing or something. It was about 14 of them. She had never been out to eat. And you told her, the first time I brought her to the crib. I was getting rid of, I thought she was like, she had called an Uber or something. My crib, she had never rode in the Uber. A Uber?

Then when she got to the crib. A Uber? Yeah, I sent there. An Uber? This back in 05, I'm talking about. Uber in the 05. No, I'm saying. Okay, check this out.

So she then came to the house. Yeah. How old the fuck she got there? Somebody dropped off. This back when I was, I was thugging then. I ain't have a whole lot. So she'd get over there and I had cable. So wherever we was going, she didn't want to go no more.

We ended up watching the whole season of some shit. And then I focused on for a little bit and I was out of there. I ain't really have a whole lot to offer. So all the pisses I was getting up until this point in my life, I know it was just because they really liked me because I ain't really had shit. You ain't lying, man. You got you some pussy.

Yeah, I didn't. I had plenty of chicks get dropped off and would just be there. Can't be off the street. I don't know how she got there. What's up that shit? I'm just ain't got used to Uber. I forgot how we used to get down before all this shit came. Yeah, man.

She probably had another nigger or somebody home girl drop off. All I knew she got over there and was ready to stay. It was a good day, younger days. When the chick ain't, now you got to goddamn take a bitch out to eat her. something, he used to have to take back in the day. Not back in the day when you was about 20 years old. Man, think all the pussy you got when you know you was broke.

Yeah, I got some broke pussy. And it was better than to put something paying for now, shit. But it wasn't that you was broke, or was that just pussy in your price range? It was broke. No, it was price range? Okay, so if you broke, are you getting broke? But you can fuck some top-till pussy and be broke.

But if she fucking with you, is it top-tipped pussy? Because you know you broke, looking back, Everybody's scared to judge. Looking back. I always say that. I always look at my baby mum in and say, you know what, I got all y'all when I wasn't shit. So that's who y'all were fucking with.

A nigga that really wasn't shit. So I see why y'all hate me now because I didn't got better. And y'all still the person y'all was when I met y'all at. So, you know, that was back in fucking a day? You know what was that called? What?

Accountability. No, when I met them in, oh, too. and shit, man, it was that level I was on. I was dreadlock, gold teeth, talking shit, swall, and spit. If you could stand to fuck me after the bullshit, I had just talked that day, you really wouldn't hit no shit. Because I was talking some shit. And if you stood there, listen, you was just as crazy as I was.

So that's where all my baby mum is, somebody that sat there and letting me talk about. Ain't that crazy, because they probably seen the potential. But they don't never see the part where it's like, if they see the potential. If they saw the potential, they'll still be around home. That's what I'm saying, if they saw the potential. I ain't see no...

Why they didn't see the part where you wouldn't even fucking with them once you... You didn't see that part? What? They can see all the potential in the world, but it's like, if I can reach all this potential, do you think I'm gonna fuck with you? That's what I'm basically saying. Well, man, I wouldn't fuck with them at this point.

You think, well... You think I would they fuck with me? I don't know. I mean, they're already than fuck with them. I didn't fuck with you on the come-up. But they had to see you. They had to see you because you started being already in videos, like, oh, too.

Yeah, they seen, I mean, yeah, definitely. My baby mama definitely seen me. That's what I'm saying, so you went from a nigga talking shit to now whatever the... When I say talking shit, I'm talking about ridiculously shit about how I would beat this shit out of a motherfucker or some shit or some shit, some shit, some shit.

slap your fucking mama shit. Like, so they just know me from a weird time. Okay. Talking all kind of shit. I just had to give you one out of 50. Just talking shit, verbally abusive, talking shit, you know what I mean? So they know me from another time.

What the, what's wrong with Chad? What's wrong with you, bro? You do, uh-huh. I don't know, the little chicks be doing that in their sleep. They wake up in the sleep, yeah. You clean their ear out of shit. Oh, what you know that? Oh, most of those little bitches.

They made it annoying. I can talk shit. I guess I can talk shit about my baby mom. The kids grown now, man. Them kids grown? No, all of them, three of them is. Three of your kid grown? My son mom, she got fuck her, she cool.

Oh. Okay. Fuck on my son mom. She cool. She cool. Gotta have one cool baby mama. That's the blessing. She cool, yeah, man, she cool.

I can leave you like. Something would be like that, man. If you don't help me out, then I don't fuck with you. Man, don't you... Pick me up or something, man, from the airport or something. Make some time, man. So all the niggas out there who got a cool baby mom and you're still fucking up.

I can't stand you, you, you're niggas out. I ain't still fucking mine. And that's on a lot. Good. It just, that's still cool. I know I get around. from the airport. That's, dang,

it ain't gonna never get cool until you stop fucking. Nah, shit, I knew. You gotta stop fucking on. If y'all not together, don't be fucking on that woman. Hell no. I ain't even sitting up here cabin,

but no. Don't put her life on. Let her live her life. Mama got to have a life too, fellas. It wasn't my decision. She quit fucking me, but. Amen.

It's like that, though. She made the decision that was best for her. I was young. I couldn't see it. I was mad at first. That's how. back beat, man.

You grow up and you look back. How can you get it? You got a little bit. You got a little bit. You got a little bit. She got her that one. Plus, I mean, it is what it is, man. You're not the person.

No, not that person, goddamn 07, 08, 09, 11, 12. But see, that's part of your growth, too. That type of shit got it happened. So you can have. Yeah. What was this thing is? Two years ago. No.

hell no I got the bullshit period it's been at least six years for the book November 2000 that's the last bullshit yeah the bull all the bulls shit like a six years straight that's what it takes man you got to reach a point of your life you just open the bullshit shit I ain't on the choice that shit quit me there you go that shit quit me that's what happened if you fuck around too long it eventually quit you and quit your ass man should have got out why you had a chance you got out smooth strong than a motherfucker now you you get out and they quit you,

and you know the reason why you're out. Because he quit your motherfucker, man. You ain't quit it. See? That's the point of a niggas life that's called a realization. You gotta realize that that shit will happen. The longer you fuck around. The better, the more your chances increase

of the opposite happening. How you feel about the West Coast, man? The what? I'm talking to Clayton that West Coast. West Coast. What's you mean? Like, California. Yeah.

Los Angeles. Can you fuck with the West Coast? Yeah. I'm talking about as far as, like, living out there. I ain't never really lived out there. I mean, I stayed out there a couple months, but I ain't lived out there like that. I'm just a South-ass nigga. That's me, too, man.

I mean, all that shit great to visit. I can stay out there as long as I need to. As long as I know I'm coming back home to the South at some point, whether it be a month, two months, three months. I'm straight. Los Angeles straight. not for comedy like for stand-up it's not enough stages

like Atlanta got way more stages to get on but as far as like working yeah it was all type of opportunities I wouldn't have gotten nowhere else like you know what I'm saying like shit that I was able to do that I ain't even

you know I'm tagging titles on shit you know like niggas producer nigga's writer you know what I'm saying I'm cool down south man different shit

but I'm talking But I also want to learn how to do all that shit. So it's actually I'm getting paid to learn how to do this shit. In 2020, a group of young woman in a tidy suburb of New York City found themselves in an AI-fueled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me naked. Well, not me, but me with someone else's body parts on my body parts

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Like, it's a whole different side of stuff you can learn. But as far as stand-up, like, my stand-up suffered the whole time I was out there. Like, not my stand-up, but being able to get on stage. Like, whenever I went anywhere else, if I was on the road, shit was great. But out there, it's like, damn, like, weekend, you might not have no spot. You might do a spot, oh, we can only have you back this often. Like, it's hard. Like, it wants you to go through the whole process or goofiness.

shit in New York, a different story. New York way better, but yeah, L.A. Depends on what you're trying to do. There's a lot of shit that can be cool. The people ain't the best, but that nature and shit, that's about it, man. You go see anything. Like, probably within, like, four hours.

What you mean? Mountains, snow. My fuck go to the beach within an hour, wherever the fuck you. You want to go on a hike. You want to go on a mountain. You want to go in the canyon. You want to see some goddamn seals. You want to see some dolphins jump off some shit.

Like, yeah. Dolphins just be jumping on a shit. Come on, bro. Bro, you just go, man. There's so many motherfuckers. Like, if you do that, it's different. You ain't you smoking? And you out there?

That's the one thing because it's not for the fucking rain, bro. If it rained, it's going to be unusual. It rained when I first moved there for two weeks straight, and that shit was unusual. These motherfuckers were running around. everybody look terrible, wet. They don't look good wet. Niggas in LA do not, bitches, nobody, dogs, nobody.

Nothing looks good in LA wet. Donuts shop, nasty, because it's wet, bro. Everything looks nasty in LA wet. It's a little nastier than you would think. You asked, I'm just a little bit nastier. It's, oh, the weed is great. The weed is great. You go to a place that don't have tag

No taxes, though. That's what you are. Sensational. Right, right. No taxes. You want to go in there? They might be running off a generator. You don't know what's going on to that bitch.

They still ask you for your ID, get your stamp card, go in that bitch, get your little weed, move on about your goddamn day. Well, they used to love to go to that one by your old crib. Oh, man. The motherfucker day, like the front looked like a... Three in the morning. It was like an empty furniture stole or something shit. Oh, man. Fat nigger with a gun.

That's the security. Oh, always. The big of the store, a fan of the nigga. Oh, shit. I ain't about to set this whole shit off. You got a caprice on in that. You want one? Yeah, let me get a caprice on.

Come on, man. You want one? God damn, good shit. I had one with you, bro. We're straight up at you. We're straight up. People shitting on the ground. Homeless people building two-story structures.

These motherfuckers are having so many cushions together. I said, this nigga is building a skyscraper. I seen a homeless nigga with a balcony. They had a balcony and smoking a cigarette. I'm on my way to work at the universal shit. Bruh, homeless people everywhere, people shitting on the street, pissy highway. You heard of a pissy hallway?

Pissy highway. The whole interstate pissy going under certain bridges. I'm making shit up. I'm making shit up. All right. And people drive and don't look like it ain't there, bro. Them people, yeah. Damn.

Skid row 60 blocks or something like that. 60 blocks. 60 blocks. A skid row is 60 blocks? 60 blocks. We're just homeless. Camber, drugs, dope. Whatever the motherfuckers want to do?

Damn. Tins. Damn, man, I'll be watching that shit on YouTube The shit looked nice, quick on camera You know what I'm saying? Like it looked Well, you know when they shoot the movie You're like, oh, L.A. looked like, yeah, it looked good when the camera's moving But if you sit there bitch still, you're going to be like, this nigga is shitting while playing a truck

Look at me dead in the eye, nigga And this is off the exit, nigga This is over a bucket, nigga, but the bucket upside down He ain't even shitting in the open part. He's shitting on the flat bottom part. So he's flatten back on his cab muscles. This nigga nasty. Oh, fuck that, man.

But it's cool, though. It's cool. The people that's actually from L.A., great people I fuck with them all the way. Yeah, it's cool. People in Atlanta, you know, this shit, man. And all that shit. People in Atlanta and shit.

The homeless people. Oh, yeah. They closed down that one of that one of the shit that was downtown. Which one? Remember that one? Yeah, right there on Pine. Man!

They shut that down. I used to live right over that way at that water from building. That shit, damn, for real. That shit used to be stanked through there, too. Whole area was stinking. I thought about it. I just had thought about it.

And that's why the COVID-cress was going on. Over there because of their homeless. People shitting on the street. That shit ain't supposed to go on the street. We're not supposed to shit on the street, now. No, you're supposed to sit on the street. The P might be all right, but I know you ain't supposed to be sitting on the street now.

You can't. You can't, you can't, though. They get in the air. You're right. Particles. You're right. You make a good point. What we're gonna do about that?

We gotta clean up the whole world. I ain't gonna do shit. That's a sad thing about it. you watch YouTube, you realize what's going on in the world. You used to think the only thing was going on in the world is what they put on the news was so much, so much shit. I did not know half of the shit. I know, just looking at a YouTube.

Who's just be watching on that? Man, I went to look at my phone, man. I'll tell you what I'd be watching. I can tell you right now. I'm sure it's some controversial shit. It's, uh, uh, Ray Mercer and Tommy A lot of Joe, Joe Rogan, DJ Yella, DJ Pablo Escobar, John Gotti.

Oh, okay. Mike Tyson. I was a guy looking at Stargates and shit. Who? What is there? Stargates. Stargates. El Chapo, Hitler.

Oh, okay. Oh, they got that shit on Netflix about being a tiring. You seen it? No, I was gonna watch the hit. Yeah, he don't know talking to this shit. Damn, a butcher, huh? Yeah, I like to watch all that type of shit. Idiya, I mean.

God damn. Yeah, he fucked the whole country out. Kill too many people. Man. Too much violence. Idiot, I mean, what country was he in? Uganda, Uganda. The other one was in Rwanda, Kabooka.

was in Rwanda, right? Hey, you know that shit. You know all this shit. You know all the history. Shit, me, I ain't, I don't know enough, man. You don't know enough? You gotta know a goddamn, you gotta know a whole lot to say a little bit. Can't know a little bit to say, be sitting there talking.

There you go. Oh shit, I'm trying to get a whole lot. And store that little brain of mine so I can stand up there and know some shit. You know the best thing in the world to do it is the best thing in the world is to know. If you can know, man, you'd just be good. Knowing. Knowing is half the battle.

What's what G.I. Joe said. It did. I ain't never known shit. Now you know. And knowing it's half the battle. Go, Joe. I did not like that cartoon. The G.I. Joe?

Fuck, no. You thought it wants you to join the Army? I didn't like G.I. Joe. I like the E-Man. I like the... E-man. Thundercat. I like the...

You man, Thunder Cats was right. I like that. I even like Shira guy. The Panther was black, wasn't he? They felt black. I don't know. Pantara. The great nigga.

Pantara. The big nigga, he was great. He was bald. Yeah, I know Chitar will find his hell. That's why I like that. They're talking about Thundercat. That's Thundercat. Yeah.

I'm gonna cut them what I like. You can watch Silverhawks. I don't know. G.I. Joe, I ain't... I ain't really fuck with it. Damn, K Do? I didn't really fuck with it, man. All right, man.

He, man. That's it. Scooby-Doo. Oh, mysterious, mysterious soft-in-ass, niggins. Man, I had to watch it, man. I had to watch it, man. I had to know. You had to know what?

I just had to know who the fuck did it, man. There was always a motherfucker-de-s and shit. You all expressed the same script. It was not red hairy. It was red hairy sometimes. It was him sometimes. It was a, yeah. It would be the niggins.

Scooby-Doo had a message. It was always a regular person. It was an underlying message to the whole Scooby-Doo shit. What's the message? Behind most bullshit. So you knew everybody was a white man. You said what? Behind most bullshit that is going on.

It's an old white man. Every episode, the, the ghost was some white man trying to steal some land or some property from somebody. Damn. He made the hotel scene haunted so he could get the insurance money all to himself. Right. So you honestly... And I would have got away with it if it was

like you're not getting kids. Because it was never... It was never a more much... That nigga damn show pleaded his case at the end of the hell. He would have got away with it. He created the underwater scuba monster so the property of the land would go down so we can sell it at a little price

and keep the money. And I want to... Got away with it. Hadn it been for your medals and kids. God damn. Scooby-Dood went everywhere, haunted swamps, the carnival. Some guy had never no real monster. Never.

So where the episode where the real monster choked the shit at one of them. And I won't see that Scooby-Doo. This had no, Scooby-Doo didn't even no real danger. He took his baby nephew to work with him. You think you're gonna bring your baby nephew around some ghosts? Scrappy Dude was grown. He was a puppy, though. He was...

Because he had puppy power. I think he wasn't grown. He was just a mean... He was a mean little toddler, I guess. A mean talking dog, short dog. He wasn't no grown. Scrappy Doo wasn't grown. Okay.

Alright, I get y'all that. All right, now that we grown, okay. And we know that they just been keeping Scooby-Doo legend alive right now. What Scooby-Doo do you think they have? on right now. Like, if you had to pick a number, because you know the original Scooby-Doo, he didn't live, he didn't live this long into our life. Like, if you know, they've been keep, they kept replacing Scooby-Doo. So what number? Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo, 46B. Damn. You're talking about what you mean? Like, how many different Scooby-Doo's they

have over the whole time? Damn. Because Scooby-Doo never not been on TV, really. Right. It's always been Scooby. And so you think because they chained them up a little bit? Yeah, they keep changing. Yeah. It'd be the animation or it'd be Scooby Doo ain't solving mysteries no more. He rides skateboards. Right.

You know what I'm saying? They just throw some, you know what I'm saying? Different, different. There's some high-ass conversation. Yeah. Damn, so it's 46B, you say. I never looked at it that way. So what about Homer Simpson?

I know he changed a couple of times. Yeah, they probably don't like 30 days. They don't like 30, no, like 20, something. Have you been seeing the newer episodes of the Simpson? They're trying to be more edgy. What they're doing? Just trying to be like, you know, it's a lot more quick humor and shit like that.

They're trying to set the jokes up faster. Because people went there posting, people posting and know them for it. Yeah. They're trying to put a little Instagram, they're just playing for that. Oh, I can see that. Well, I mean, just the,

times doesn't change. Like, the shit they used to be controversial on the Simpson, they ain't even... Hell, no, you had them awful. They're trying to be in the Simpsons and all this shit when the first came out. Yeah, too vulgar. You get in trouble for wearing a Bart shirt.

Right. I try to get around it with the Black Bart shirt. Yeah, eat my shorts. You got in trouble for wearing it? Can't tell you teacher, eat my shorts. Yeah. You couldn't wear bars in the shit? I tried, at one of the schools, I went to a Pessacola.

Wow. Yeah. Pensacola, Florida. You couldn't wear a Bart Simpson shirt because he was saying eat my shorts. And he was jumping out of windows and all that. Wow. Send me home.

That is hilarious. I ain't know that. I went to a few schools didn't give a shit about that. Yeah, you were into the real violent shit. They weren't violent. They just didn't give a shit about a barred Simpson. I guess that wasn't violent or not. Man.

Your school gave a shit about... Yeah, yeah. Damn. My school was very wholesome. You didn't get a shit. My school was very wholesome in the Oxford community. Nigger, this school ain't you a fuck. All type of goofy shit, especially.

Here at the Oxford City schools, we're just trying to create a safe learning environment for all our students. Really? I don't even leave school if I felt like any time. Nothing kept me in a school. Like, I graduated high school, but any time from second grade to 12th grade, I will just get up.

I would change classes and grab my back and go the fuck home and come back the next day like nothing happened. Like nothing happened. I'm done it all my life. Oh, okay. Lucky you, Mark. Yeah. Humble flex.

No, ain't a humble flex. It was just that simple. Because fucking, fucking. Fucking, man, just, I remember my second grade leaving school. You left school in the second grade. Second grade leaving school. Your teacher was awful. Not really because I wasn't enough left.

I just left. Oh, like walking when y'all was in the hallway? Truancy didn't hit for real until 1994 around Mississippi. Okay. And Mississippi Truancy hit by 94. That's when they were keeping real records, I guess. Because I was in Milwaukee at first, and it was no, it was just no

it was and when I got to Mississippi it was no it wasn't really that shit was not like it was not like not at a fucking the school I went to

Naylor it was just not recorded the records probably still ain't even existing right they probably couldn't even pull them records up maybe that's on everything they want to do

little check back. They should probably start at about 7th grade with me, like a slave record. No, you're all right. You, you're all right? I'm all right like what? You're right?

About the record? Yeah. Really? For real. I'm telling you, I can guarantee that you're saying like that bothers you. Hell yeah, I'm good. I don't get a fuck about

no second grade school record. I'm going to tell you that shit. Isn't it a bad? You had to? That's what I know I am because I'm listening to you tell this goddamn story. Man, you just told the story

two, but I ain't accused you of being. What I told the story about, nigga? I'm, I kind of. I'm gonna tell you what it was. You don't even know. I'm gonna tell you. Go ahead.

You said everybody in the world, all niggas was everywhere. That was high. First of all, it was black people everywhere. No, you said niggas, though, and that's why I said. Well, like, dark-skinned people have been on every part of this planet first.

Yeah, yeah. They didn't have to go nowhere. They've been naked. to every land on the world, on the continent, just like everybody else was. There has always been variations of people native to every land, is what I'm saying. But what I'm saying, though, is black people

was there on the whole planet first. I think the, so, well, I will, I'm... They weren't just all in one place. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I don't even want to go back over that again. But that's what I think. Yeah, just native to every land. That's what I think.

That's how I feel. Even though the motherfuckers in Peru, the people in Peru, they mo, even though there's some dog one down there, like it's myabino's up here. Right. But even about them, them Spanish-looking people too. Well, I'm saying, they say, for instance,

you go to Peru. Let me say this. They got some Peruvians, right? I know they got some. But they're gonna have some black ones there too. I know. I know that, just like they got some Albanyans here, and some retarded people.

I'm glad to say that. You can't say that in? No. God. Damn. Man, I'm really staying away from every topic that I can't. No, but why you have to bring up? I don't even, man, God.

You can't even say that word no more. Oh, man, I don't. What do you say? I didn't. You can't. You don't. You have to be specific. But guess what?

And they really don't want you to mention them at all. Ain't that some shit. If you're not kissing their ass, you can't. So you can work at Walmart, but we can't mention you. Right. That's crazy. That's like, that's crazy. But anyway, I didn't even forgot what I was saying, man.

See? Because I can't. This is a crash course on all the shit not to say no more. You just want to smoke, I guess. I ain't got nothing to do with it. I'd say this shit in jail, man. I know, but it's just. It's just a lot of trigger words.

The internet is a very strange place. No, I got you. I got you. I understand. I understand thoroughly. It's just so much shit like Michael Jackson, man. I got so many songs inside of me. I just want to get them out.

So much shit to say. So much bullshit attached. Hey, man. Even if some of them shit came out right now, they might be too controversial. Just because of the social climate, Anyway, what we were saying was all the Peruvian people, right? Right.

They all that whole country look alike. The whole country. Niggas ain't from now, man, unless them folks did the same thing the white folks didn't. They didn't. One type of motherfuckers just right there from there. Yeah, man, because I get praised to black people too. But y'all motherfuckers weren't in no chili or nothing, man. Like, they was in Africa, but not.

You don't think they was in Chile? Some over there. That's what I'm saying, some anywhere. Ecuador, man, Guatemala. There's some dog Guatemalians, but for the most part, like every, all the Africans, you know, you got the Moroccans that's like, but you know, slas, some whatever.

I mean, I don't know. He said he was black. He was the manager diop. He said he must have. He said, he's Moroccan, he black. Yeah, that's quite possible. But I don't know, because he was light-skinned. Not saying I don't think.

I know the African-Dur- Right. I know it. But I'm saying I don't know in the sense of... I bet if you go back and talk to him, he said, man, my dad's probably darker than you. But the Moroccan's light, ain't it? So, do you think all of them are? I guess 80, at least 70, 80%, right? All right, what the other 20 look like?

I'm guessing there's more than that. I just don't want to say 95, but I'm guessing it's probably like that too, like in Africa. In Africa, even, except for Ethiopia and a few more of them other countries. You've been there? Mm-mm.

See? That's just in the subject. But I know what the motherfucker told me. Don't believe that to you. Perhaps. Perhaps I ain't ever seen no light-skinned Nigerians like that, even though I know that there are some. There's plenty of them.

I know, but we ain't seeing them, which means the same way ain't seeing that many ice-dout gold chains. Do you understand? It's like 200 million people in Nigeria. I know that, but why is it that all I'm seeing is the black-ass niggas. It's like, be honest with you, in America, there are light-skinned, brown skin. This right here is what America is. But this is not what Nigeria is. But that's what black people are.

That's how black people are. It ain't, it don't matter what color they are. They still are black. It's all them colors. All of them people. So it don't matter what kind of black people you get. You ain't never going to get no way. Yeah, on that continent.

On that continent, you're saying the continent to Thras Talk. I'm talking about, but not on that West Coast coming down like that. But maybe in that back east corner, it's some lighters. But ain't no lighters outside of Morocco and Cape Verde in that East Dakota. What other state? What other countries? No, I'm saying, give me that. What I'm saying, tell them.

Because you don't have to have no tribe. I believe you. Two dark-skinned people can have a lifespan back. I know. That's what I said earlier about that. So that's what I'm saying. It don't matter. Wherever some black people at, it's going to be multiple colors of black.

Not really, because I ain't, you're right, I ain't been there, but I ain't really seen that in a picture that a random motherfucker took. When I seen a random picture of some niggas in South Sweden, All of them niggas was black ashy niggas, man. It wasn't no hue of colors like you're talking about. Every time I see a picture of a group of Nigerian news, it don't build a huge. But you got to get that's one of a picture.

I'm just saying random, well, you know what? I tell you what, Carlos, you're right. But when you put a picture of some different hues of niggas born in Africa outside of Ethiopia and them Somalia, because that's where they had in Morocco, not only think Morocco, but outside of Ethiopia and Somalia, I don't think it's no huge. All right.

Where about? I would Google it. Let's know go there. I will Google it first, then go there. I'm not saying ain't nobody in Africa. I'm not saying ain't no Hughes in Nigeria. Like, ain't no white people. You're saying Nigeria.

But, Doc, you're talking about the biggest continent in the world. I hear it. It's all kind of motherfucking. There's people over. You're talking about something as simple and some light skin. There's some shit over there that you ain't never even thought of. I believe you. I was just saying where in a sense?

and that I ain't ever seen me. I believe it's more to it. Trust you. I'm never saying it wasn't. I just believe it's more to it. I ain't seen it. Therefore, I got to retract me saying I believe it. I don't know if it's more to it.

I would have to see it. Yeah, man, there's so much shit in this world. We don't know nothing about. That's the crazy part. Oh yeah, man. They say I watch YouTube and find out shit. You gotta watch more than you. I watched the little pygmy trial

with them niggas was like, All those niggas was, man, I don't know, can you even say this shit, man? I didn't even know, I just said, man, what the fault. Not you, that's their name, man. That's not your name. Yeah, I don't know you asked Carlos if that's the right way to call them.

I said, pick me. They're pig me. But you said, little pigmen, and that's pretty much like a double negative. Because, you know, pig me already means small. That's just like calling the little littles. Well, Chad called me to ask me to be on the show when I agree. So you're just up here showing love to Chad, basically.

I'm just up here I'm just up here I am. Chad was like, yo, it's my girl birthday. I need you to come, man. I need you. Some shit. That's a favor, man. What exactly did you say to get me on the show? No, man, you know. We fuck with you.

I already know what's going to happen if I kept fucking with it. That bit, man. That bit hit my foot, man. You got that goddamn old, goddell. It's like an 80s rapper type ring. You built on. State champion. Yeah, I ain't get mine so fucking.

I bought my own. Yeah, man. You said what I? Bought my own. I should get me a state championship ring, mate. Man, for real. You're too old a way. Y'all won a state champion?

Why do you? No. They won't after you left any. What you want one? No, I'm just saying that. It's going to be like with the players rag. That ring ain't gonna be shit. I can just.

Fuck it, I could, because I can. State champion, state champion bigger than all that shit. State champion, bigger than pros in the college. Big, state champion. Fucking right. Because everybody really love each other and knew each other on that team. When you get to college,

you know, you just met in a year or two or three. You're talking about the ring? And you're talking about the... Just the whole fucking win. You was a state champion? No, I ain't never been there, man. I ain't never worn shit. You never won shit?

I ain't never won a shit. I ain't ever scored a point. Damn. I ain't ever got a rebound, scored a point, goalie, nothing. I didn't play no sport. I ran track. He's coming like fifth and sixth place and sure. He was terrible. Yeah, I wasn't no athlete like that. I could turn to flip or something, but I couldn't run, couldn't hop, couldn't shoot. Fifth and sixth place. Yeah, I ran track. I was in like third the whole race. What did you run? In 2020, a group of young woman in a tidy

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That's it, it's keep running. That's finish. But that 800, bro, you got to have some speed and some get-up. You got to sprint that bitch down there. Anybody that know, no. You ran the track? Yeah. So what did you run?

I ran the 800 in the mile. Nicarry, you ran the dangerous shit that 800. You did the 800 too? The 800, dangerous, bro. You was a long-running, nigga, too? That ain't really no long run. They ain't a hundred than something else. Yeah, that ain't the quick burst.

Yes, there really is. It ain't a crisper. You basically have a spread for two laps. Yeah. You're basically full out. Two laps. Two laps. That's the gangsters.

That's that gangster. No pace lap. It's just all out. I mean, you have to do it. It's dead. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you're going to die. You're going to die on that bit that $800.

That's the, that's the dog. So, okay, so you hold it down the first lap. No, you got to hold down both laps. You ain't even good at that shit until you can do it in like sub two minutes. Until you can do it enough. Yeah, like, I'll be sending them two always, two 16. The whole thing is to run that shit like you want to run about 50 something. Like, I didn't see

him motherfuckers run a 49 and a 51. You get what I'm playing? Crazy. Just going. Do you know who'd be the best? If you ever have to run that shit again, like a tall lanky motherfucker? I ran track. I knew I wasn't for the run that long.

They looked at me and said, you want, hey, put that bar up there. I knew, I knew a place I was going to get by where a bus pulled up. Shit, I used to win that shit. Yeah, I was, I ain't gonna beat them niggas, man. Shit. I used to look at them motherfuckers, like, I'm beating all of them.

I couldn't be them. I could talk about your ass, but I'd dabbed you. So you was winning? Yeah. First of all, don't get it behind the motherfuck. If the niggins say winnie, winning, you see what I'm saying? I was losing. That nigger really winning if they said they win it.

When you run the 800, bro, don't get behind nobody. You want to be in the front because you can, you get past their ass. You can make the motherfuckers run to you. So you want them to try to run. and catch up to you. So you want to start off and set the pace go hard as fuck.

But then you can't burn out in the second lap. Because then the motherfucker up. Because the whole trick to the shit is like you got to flat out running that shit but it's like you spread the straights and you have to get out of damn

get your shit together in the curve. Curve is what make the race coming out that last curve because then your muscles and shit and get the locking up. Trying to get to that last hundred because that's when all the motherfuckers who you thought was dead

started running like a motherfucker yeah yeah they pick up full fucking sprint race they've been pacing this the whole time yeah boy they give it so that's four motherfucking you got to watch is the white boy who in the middle of the pack when he do this on that second lap let me fuck look at that watch it's really an all sprint you give me you give me some oomph the whole wrong yeah you got to give it at the beginning in a mile you ain't giving much as you start out when you pop that gun on that mile you You ain't give him much, and I don't ran a mile in 5,025, 12.

I'm telling you. When that white dude, look at that watch, he fend to tell somebody that's up. When you pop that gun... Especially if he got them little shades on. You're comfortable in that first two blocks on that mile. You're comfortable.

First two laps, ain't nobody even in a fucking competition. You're comfortable. But on that 800, ain't nobody doing shit. Soon as they pop that gun and you hear... As soon as you go to hear footsteps, you're already uncomfortable. Oh, wait.

So as you're that... You're uncomfortable because the 8-00. 800 of the beast because you're already losing. You're really already losing, man. You got to sprint one lap and then be tired and do that shit again, basically, at the same pace. And then try to pick up, too. At the end, you got a no price.

Was that the one I saw with the ladies? It was the Olympics. And it was like the lady came up and got her ass at the end. So she fell or some shit? No, she was running. Oh, I've seen that. I seen what you're talking about. She got the old girl at the end.

Ezeopia or something, I'm not sure it was something. No, I thought it was a college. Something green. No, this was the Olympics. I just seen this. Oh, I didn't see that one. You know, there's a lot of little hawk down on video. You got a hawk down on video? No, he ain't got it. He probably got it.

His family probably got it in the little drawer or something. He wasn't that bad. You weren't. No, ain't anybody's written a record on me. I really wouldn't, I really wouldn't hit no shit on the track field. So whoever beat me? He don't get no credit. But whoever beat me, you don't get shit worth of credit.

I'm gonna fuck, who you were. You ain't gonna pro, you ain't do shit. Be me. If you was even on the thing with me, you weren't good. They were supposed to already had your ass off. I wasn't good at none of that shit. But his family probably, somebody probably with Mr. Gordon and got me out there running looking stupid.

Fuck that. Somebody, because I see video from high schools and shit all the time. I'm a three different high school. I see video from three different high school. What you? Fuck, no, I ran that shit for like three or four track meets, man. Man, I was on the track team since the seventh grade.

Yeah, no, I ain't went like that. That wasn't saying one. You were doing the same event? Pretty much. You was one, okay. I ain't know that. Y'all had some distance runners, Nick. I just told you, really.

I was on the track team. At some point, I ran all the shit. Cross country. Yeah. See, you was probably really on the track team. I was on the track team enough to say I was on that, but I wasn't no nigger that ran everything. Cross country.

I was on that mile. They tried to put me on a two mile. I went hell no. One time I was running in a cross country meet, dude who was in front of me, he was too tired. I was in about four place. Dude was too tired, man. He was running.

So I'm just letting him, like, I can see the, finish line but like cross country they're like set this course up where it's like you're not just you just running all over this fucking place you have to follow the course so I was just I can see the finish line but it was kind of like far from where I was maybe like five six some hundred yards or something that shit was kind of like way to fuck down now so the dude it was two dude two white dudes in front of me me and my home boy we're running we're running we run so we get to the puddle where you have to jump over the shit

bro, that motherfuckers jump right in the puddle and just fell jump right over their ass and won you want hell yeah tired of shit man that was

that shit used to fuck with your fuck with my mind I hated that shit just be running it seemed like for days man I ain't no animal

why you're like doing it I don't know it's just the adrenaline rush man And then it's just like, then when you get to back, you get back from this long-ass course, you'd have been all in the woods jumping over puddles and climbing over the shit. And then you find back, like then you're running so hard, you get back to where the people and you see them. It's like being in the movie.

You're running and you see all the people on the sideline. They'd be like, you can't even hear the head. Who out there? The other team? Like all the teams out there. Y'all got audience. Yeah, because it's like, these people are weird and they just love the sport of running. It's a white people's sport,

so they just cheer on everybody who come through that. Who that? Like it cross-country means. So it'd be like... So you're saying, you run all through the woods and all through these trees and then when you get back to where the people are, it's like all the girls, all the coaches and shit, because they run first,

and then you, like, JV. So it's like 600 people or something shit, and they all like, come on guys, you're the best. Come on, push it, push it. Then it's just Then people be winning Like they get This motherfucker come in like

30 second place And they be like Most approved runner Heart of a line Played in English Like this And this nigga over here Having an ass

Man they just little It's a weird ass sport People would like Hey man you may not You may not think a lot of it But this is the highest I ever came in This is weird man

Bunch of motherfuckies Eat and paint a butter In jailing bananas and shit Slices Weirdest shit I ever did That's the weirdest sport I ever participated in That shit crazy

Yeah you got your FCA kids Man I was cold on the high jump I would win I couldn't get the form I was just scissor kicking Like how the Mac What was that

Where that nigga jumped over the fence Yeah That was superfx A superfine jumped over that With no hand Yeah That's how I do that shit Kick over that shit

I could get like 6 foot after that. But I would win the little shit around where I was at. What's up, man? Round the look. Yeah. I ain't get that far, man.

He'd get to run in the snobber. And my other cousin went to the Olympics. He got 12 place in the high jump this year. 12 place? Yeah, yeah. In the Olympics? Mm-hmm. All right.

Yeah, yeah. How how the fuck you got to jump to get 12? What is that? Them he's jumping like 6-6? No, he can jump like 7 and 7. Seven feet. Seven shit is, that's, that's what, that's what humans do now. Yeah, it's like eight something that one.

Eight, you got to jump eight to break a record. Yeah. Eight. Something like that. Damn. Eight feet, bro. Off one leg. Your body.

No, your body plus somebody. You got to do that one leg? That's the only way to do it, but I'm just saying. Yeah, that's the proper way to do this. If you could do it off two, you would call a motherfucker. You scratch if you do it off two. Is that the setup? I think, yeah, you've got to do it off of one leg or something shit.

Yeah, that's probably accurate. I mean, that's how I did it, but I just kicked my leg over. Oh, okay. Yeah. I couldn't never get that whole bend your body in. Yeah, well, once you get it down, it ain't. Tell me that. I couldn't.

I couldn't get my body to do the dog. For real, I don't know how to throw their body and flop right at all right. And get it to where they move in this way, so it's giving them momentum, so they just gotta get like, man, I watch the- That should be crazy, too, man. When they do the high jump

and they get too close to the edge and jump cleaned off the mat, that shit be fucked up. All right, man, I'm through talking to y'all, motherfuckers. We gotta go. It's time to go. Kdub, tell them what to follow you at again, man. Yeah, man, follow me. Comedian K-dub on social media.

Comedian K-Dub, one on everything. And you got the movie, Busa coming out. Got the movie, Busa coming out. When you find out when you're coming out, come back, and let's talk about it. You mean, it's coming out soon, man. That shit gonna be dope, man. I like it.

I like the little acting shit. Clayton, what you got coming up? I fuck with you. All this shit you pop in, and I'm glad to see you motherfucking. be this shit. What you got coming? November. Coming to November?

Just wait to November. November? All right, yeah. And you know, we always trying to get down. Matching business? Sell something. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we're always trying to sell some or something. Okay. Get a deal. Make a deal. All right, bet. Coming out with some sweat. Sweeters. Eat a meal.

All right. Some sweaters, some knitted sweaters. That shit sounds real. No, I'm just bush. I don't know what I got coming up, but it's going to be something nice. Stay tuned. Cut a deal, cut a deal. Bro, don't let this be the last time you come through the trap-ed-up.

Eat a meal. Hey, man, no, you know it ain't. Clayton, anything you want to leave him with? Oh, man. This has been brought to you by the Children's Television Workshop. television workshop. Okay, bet. Real talk.

We have this bitch, man. J-O-N. Anything? What time is it? Part of time. Excellent. Hey, man, this is the 85th, so we have to... It's 12-0-0-9.

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