The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Comedian K Dubb in the Trap with Karlous Miller & Clayton English!! Part 1 😂😂😂

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

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You make them to do what they do? You're gonna be the one. Nip the two. I do that. I ain't telling them, I'm gonna. No, don't, man. I ain't told me my whole car. You know, I ain't tell them I was gone.

When they called me, I'd be like, I ain't win. You hear? Yeah. In common, yeah. Right. Hit this part. I'm telling you, my nigg. I'm down here at the park.

Holy See. J-O-N, what you got from me, player? What you got for me? Let's go over a little bit. Which word? Whatever you want to sit there. Oh, it's me and Clea. Yeah.

All some real comedian shit. Oh, yeah. God damn. Let's go goddamn old school. You already know, girl. Yo, you one of them motherfuckers, they ain't disappointed, because I'm like, yeah, saw this nigga on bad boys, I think, before I, when a bad boy on four?

Yeah. 06. This is 0-5, for real. We shot it in. 0-5. They came out of 0-6, though, then. No, it came out of 0-5. I started in 0-5, so I had seen that shit probably before I

came out of 0-5. And your shit, I was like, oh, this motherfucker got, because everybody's shit was sounding, like, you know, weird kind of hurt. They had so many motherfuckers. on there, but it wasn't but a few standouts on there. I was trying to say, I swear, that day, I said, I can become a star if I buggy down with these motherfuckers.

Nothing like a star. I didn't think I was like, I probably can become a star. But I said, let me play some shit on here. It's like self-checkout. Self-checkout. Self-checkout. That was the perfect, that was the perfect joke to do for that, right?

As much as I wanted to buggy down with these motherfuckers and get up here. I didn't talk about this shit or whatever the fuck I was talking about else. Dad, fella. Let me go and drop this on him. I ain't got shit else. All this other shit is buggy down.

Just give me this money cross, goddamn Alabama. Yeah, I call it the buggy down. You was getting them the buggy down. You weren't rocked them. No, I'm talking about I didn't give them. The boogey down is where you'd be like, you look ass, you look ass, you know. Who look...

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah. What is that? The buggy down?

Yeah, it is the big of the house. Uh, tie me up and Jet Wilson. I don't know if they know what they don't know. I don't know. No, they don't know. Why would they know? They don't know. They don't know.

They don't know. It's on if they know. But I think they're pulling up over here. How are they gonna pull up if they don't know? That's what I did. I didn't even ask, man. you? No, I told them where I would. Oh, they pulled them up with you? Yeah.

Oh, well, they must have gonna watch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was, right. Yeah. Do you know where is it? Playback sound. Is that this, what this guy's all in here?

Six-fits, six-80. Playback sounds. Playback sound. Like that. All right. All right. All right. Well, anyway.

You're your puny. Yeah. That book, him and other, Jet Wilson, that buggy down. It's that shit you do before you get to the shit you like to do. That shit you have to do for time's sake. You grab their attention and they go on here and everybody to make them raise them. You don't do as much buggy down when you get to this level right here. Because everything be working at all times.

But back then, that's what I was saying. I could have went up there with that shit. Because shit, I have been doing, by the time we tape Bad Boys of Comedy in 04, I have been doing the shit about two, three years. So it's like, it's not a shit the nigga ain't know it, especially on that TV. Teakening them through a nigga on that motherfucker.

They ain't really know that much. Mm-mm. I just knew not to go up that time I who lick ass and where I fuck the bitch at. I'm running from that shit. I was running from a sex joke, but a nigga really never seen me do no sex jokes. Much pusses I get, I don't talk about it.

How do you get it? Yeah, man. Acting like a little docile unicorn or some shit. Shut up. So the time. I used to hate the way Carlos used to talk about me and holes, man. About what? You used to talk about, I used to hate the way you used to talk about me and holes.

Oh, man, fuck you. You get up there and say any goddamn thing. This year, Carlos, walk into me to me to me to get them. Cato, me ain't got nothing to more napper-haired-ass big stony bitters or something shit, whatever. What the fuck he'd be talking about, man? What the fuck? What the fuck? What a ratch-ass bitch is that?

You know you love old ratchet-ass bitch. Yeah. He accused me and some old shit, man. Did you like ratchet, bitches? He do. No, that was from 01. He loved over hood and, bro. It was from 01 about...

When you start fucking with him? 2014. Hey, that ain't that long ago. Seven years, man. It sounds like a lot, but, nigga, I was round then. That wasn't a... That's the crazy part. Don't you hate who saw you, but you can't change who saw you?

You go back and tell the motherfucker, don't see me doing this book. because you're gonna be the nigger that repeated. Unseated. He tell me every fucking time. Nick, I didn't know about 12 different versions of this nigga. You do that too, though, from what I heard.

Mm-hmm. What? This nigger called people and tell them the date that they bombed. Yeah, he do all kinds of shit like that. Yeah, I do all that kind of shit. Assholeish type of shit. I don't know, everybody bombed.

But the thing is, you ain't gonna catch nobody bombing. You ain't gonna find nobody bombing. You ain't gonna find nobody bomb. and the ratio and the motherfucker bombing on stage, you ain't gonna find. So when I do catch a motherfucker, it's like finding that buck, that big old, you know, what they call it, the prize book.

I gotta get them, because you ain't gonna catch a nigga you wanna get every time. You know, if Clayton bomb, I'm gonna be like, damn, Clayton, you fucked up. And then I'm gonna sympathize, and I'm gonna keep saying shit. It might take me an hour to say a whole bunch of shit,

but I'm gonna get it out. This nigga hit bombing. Everybody bombed. Everybody bombed, but don't nobody see a nigga born. You hear about it. Who was your year, 2005? Yeah. We started together.

2005. 05, man. We pulled up on the scene. 05, bad boys came out in 05. I had met you in about 02 though. Me? After coming to the stage audition. In Burmae?

At the, uh, at the shit on Roswell Road. Oh, you're talking about over there, the punchline over there? Yeah, at the punchline. Talking about when everybody was out there. Tainting was out there. Billis, Billy Zerrillo. We were dirty south, who pulled up in the cutlass, with the digging suit on. That one she had the afro.

She was fat dirty south, man. Where was this? She about 02, 0, 0.3? No, that was 0, that was 0, that was 0, that was 0, that was 04, bro. Yeah. Okay. That was old four. It was for the second season.

It was about, I can tell you about at least October or November, something like that, 04. I remember I had a beret on when I pulled it up out there and I let the window down. And the white bins? It was black. Big one.

Yeah, it was you? Yeah. I said, there ain't none of y'all gonna be shit or something. You damn, that was the first thing that you said. Y'all might as well go home. Oh, yeah. I'm none of y'all gonna do shit. Those niggas ain't gonna do shit.

I don't even know what you're all out here. Damn. I ain't know you auditioned. You auditioned that day? No, I didn't go that day. I was so, my number was so fucking far down the list. I ain't even audition. I was there, though.

Tiny, damn, damn, them are. Billis and Reels was out there. Yeah, Billy Sir Rills was out there. Tina would kill him. He was doing all the sketches and shit then. Tina would kill him. Tynne would kill him, tiny. They were roasting him.

He was calling him gay, calling him bisexual, every day. Tiny was roasting Billy. Killing him, man. That was that. Hey, that's, honeybuns was out there. They were calling him gay too, wasn't it? Back then.

Yeah, they were. Yeah. There was a lot of motherfuckers up there. No, that was funny them back in the days, man. Nigger hit you with anything back in the day. I ain't go fuck what you would. That one thing about a comedian. You can't come with hell, man.

If your leg missing, they're gonna say it. It's like nothing. Comedians aren't haters. They aren't haters. They aren't liars. They may be assholes. They may speak at their own time, but they're gonna tell the fucking truth.

It's the truth. To them? To them? To them. Damn. To me, to really think they'd be out here telling the truth. No, but guess what, though?

Some lying-ass niggas out here. I'd tell them to their faith. And guess what? I was, I will stand on it. All comedians don't tell the truth. I was standing on there. I would stand on there with you. The only reason I'm standing on that with you,

just in case some shit come about me, I'm gonna say, nigga, you know these niggas be lying. But I do believe that they tell the truth somewhere close to it. I feel like I've been knowing you long enough where I know some bullshit if I hear it. Yeah, me too.

I mean, I would know it. I would know some bullshit if I hear about somebody, but that's the sad thing about it. In the years I've been in the game, ain't nobody I ever ringing across been too far off the truth. It's like these niggas is journalists, man. They really had information.

You can call you early in the morning. You know when the community called you early in the morning. You're talking about some shit. It's bullshit on. It ain't good. You've been up all night. They'll wait the afternoon to book before a show.

I need to call you at 7.32, pick that bitch up. Somebody dead. Or somebody, you know, some shit. Somebody bombed last night who ain't supposed to bomb. Comedians. I remember back in the day, nigger didn't even wait till you finished bombing. They just, they had you on the phone while you,

as a nigger was bombing. Hey, you boy up here, catch you. You hear him? Yeah. They booing the shit out. up on speakerphone yeah when you bomb it's gonna be in uh it's gonna be in california in new york before you get off stage before you get off stage everybody know you bomb yeah it can be crowd in the club if you bomb when you get off it's gonna be so roomy nobody

gonna be besides you it's gonna be roomy as fuck yeah some motherfucker is so notorious for bombing you already know they bombed before the show even started oh he gonna bomb he probably going He's gonna bomb. What about the comedian that get him in the beginning and you know that's it. You'd be like, he might be off. He can't follow that. He ain't got that.

Maybe it only be funny as hell to see a comedian rip with the set that you didn't seen him bomb with. And they fuck around and ripped? Yeah. You be sitting there like, damn, I doubt it to fuck out of him. He got that shit off tonight. But one thing about motherfuckers who bomb a lot. But that shit is gonna start working eventually.

Just stick with it. No. Sometimes it don't. I'm telling you. Sometimes it don't. Sometimes you got to revamp that home. you need to rebuild that shit from the ground up, man. Sometimes.

Yeah. Some motherfuckers, it finally catched. They figure out how to make it work. Sometimes it ain't the jokes. And the sad thing is them folks still never turns out to actually be. I guess the comedy is subjective, but they still never turns out to be the kings, I guess, like the ones you will look at and call the best comedians.

You know how you look at the comedy, but no, that's a funny. Not who made the most money. Right. We know that don't count. But you got to do it kind of it on something. No, I'm talking about the, it seemed like the funniest motherfuckers, for real, always start out being the funniest motherfuckers. There's no build-up process.

They grow, but they already came in getting like, it was never, it was never a corny as fuck. It was never corny as fuck. It was never corny as fuck. Right. It was never corny. So if you start out struggling, if you ever struggled and was in the stinky, crew like that's what you call the stinky crew the stinky crew yeah if you were in

the stinky crew you you get your badge your diploma you was in there I ain't got that shit I I watch y'all come up y'all came in the game funny I tell this nigga all the time but if you didn't come in the game funny you're like you just like a vampire that been bit you're a vampire now but you ain't no original like The Bram Stoke of Drakhan. The mother was born in Transylvania. They were real vampire. You're liking ass.

Your ass came. The American got bitten. Now you bite them up. You ain't no real vampire. You sleepy as shit. We're supposed to be up at night. Yeah, you're sleepy and shit. Because you ain't no real vampire.

Right. What time is your show's done? What are you give a fuck for? We're out. A little short-ass fangs in his mouth. You know, everybody else's fain. He got fanged in years. He has fared as fanned as fuck.

This shit short as fuck, they hold the front to me. But I'm like, bro, you're just in the wrong spot anyway. You're no real vampire. No. He's Alabama as vampire. Well, not no disrespect Alabama, but just American vampire. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 South Show.

We're just in here talking to shit today. You know what part to edit? No part. 85 South Show uncut. We threw asking niggas to edit. It won't happen A niggas will not edit shit Damn

Clayton what's happening We know what it is man We got one of our real player partners Ain't here with us today Come on man, him man We're here talking about it Are they gonna see any of that? They're gonna see all of that

No Pre-show benton We can't talk about it on here We were talking about it on the show Okay Let's go Black-Own Black-O

What you call it like a preview We did a live preview Brick It operated Just to set the tone to let them know the type of shit. That was the trailer. Come on.

That's crazy. I had a trail. You're looking around and you're wondering and you want to see what you're looking at. We got one of our real player partners in here today all the way from Orange Mountain, Tennessee, Memphis. You know what I'm saying? Orange Mountain, to be exact, though.

My player partner, anything good you can say about a nigger that's funny and said about him. He's got one of the most unique styles. Been on all the shit that real comedians and been on. Common View. Deaf comedy gym and Showtime and all that old shit, man, he did all that shit

and cussed them folks out while he was up there. God damn. Yeah, damn. Accolades. I know he did. Seen him on bad boy before I started doing comedy. Damn. Man, this is funny.

Every time I didn't, every time I didn't see him. Every time I'd have seen this nigga touch the microphone. He'd have been funny. And I've been doing comedy for 16 years and he was doing comedy before I started doing comedy. And this nigga, one of the niggas that I fuck with, I'll give a fuck.

No conditions, niggins. My niggie Kelly K. Don't want. Yeah. Showed out. Yeah, nigger. Yeah, man. It ain't a whole lot of off there

niggas that deserve all praise in this game, but you definitely one of them, bro. Hey, man, I appreciate that. I swear to God, I'm gonna make you some of that cold slough, man. You don't want to that shit, got little meatballs in it, I swear to God, you're gonna love this cold-ass. You get your ass.

Get your ass back over there and get to making that corned beef hash. Corned, man. man, shout out to Cleveland, Mississippi, man. That's what he forgot to say in this bitch, man. I wanted you to tell me. You did? They already know it, man. They can hear it.

But it's all good, man. Shout out to Orange Mountain, East Memphis, Tennessee. East Atlanta ain't the motherfucking man. Shouts out there the whole A.T. You did? All that shit. Hey, man, I apologize. Because last time you was on this show,

I had something fine sitting in your lap, and I ain't got nothing to really offer you. You know what I'm saying? You did the whole episode of a little fine joan on your lap. I swear to God, man, that was so unexpected. The reason why, man, like, I swear to God, when I saw my dick got hard. So when you put in my lap, I had to get to me.

I was like, what the fuck? He didn't threw me off. Man, that motherfucker was fine. I've been old up. Yeah. I'd been old up before she was goddamn famous. So I had already been on some old looking at a type of shit. And when you did put in my lap and that was fucking.

Well, that's just what I'm saying. Like, yeah. No, that's the type of shit. The real shit. He did the whole episode. I did. He did. Like you put around, bitch.

Like, I had to get ready to fuck. random bitch but I was already ready that she was already I was just like you know that's how much I fuck with you is like I feel like you deserve the best shit man when you did that shit bro I went and told some motherfuckers about you like I swear to God bro like I wouldn't told some motherfuckers about it they were like why you all gonna call those dudes I'm like man it's because it's Jesse you ain't gonna understand you gotta watch the show man you gotta watch the show to understand and then when the shit hit the fan I was like I told y'all miss man when she

jumped on that little niggia in that and whatever you remember what happened right i was like i told y'all man man these niggas don't be knowing bro i'm gonna like this fuck yeah nigga already did this shit you're talking about a long time ago right long time ago oh oh hey man for real man i had to hit y'all though i said when i'm coming back You were just gonna leave it right there? How you topped that? You right about that, man. That's why he asked,

it was it just us when he sat down? That what I did, that why says, is it just us? I was sitting waiting on you have. Whatever, what's her name, the one with the long term? What's the girl named? With the VV. Pretty V. I don't know that.

Who? She got named VV. Something on that. Don't sure to tell me. I don't need to know it. Man. No, it's cash with a V. Shit, stop, relax.

I don't know this. I don't know no more. Sometimes I just know answers to the questions that are asked me. I know you be having them on here, man. No, it's just like, I don't. I ain't had none on yet. Because I don't want to bring, like, one only fans girl on here, and then they'd be like, why you bring her, bring me?

And then you have to bring a hundred of them. And then now they're in competition. And then you fuck around and you bring the finest one, and now you can't bring no more. They're not doing no work on the only fans. You're on somebody the only fan? No. Oh, you're on somebody?

Mm-mm. I ain't on there either. Have you ever been on somebody's only fan? No, they leak and you get to see them. The hack is hack them and everybody out. No, the preview enough for me. That's why I'm met with it. I'm straight. They're lazy. They didn't have no camera work. It ain't like the old school for them. Man, that's what I'm still with that, like a tape in the VCR. I ain't went out of that phone. I ain't had, I ain't seen nobody. I wanted to see naked bad enough to pay no subscription fee. Nobody? No. There ain't.

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So I can keep seeing shit. I keep being amazed by all these shit. Sevens and eights and shit. Yeah, man, I'm not about, I'm not doing that. That's really just. I've seen too many negative bitch. I like, I like busy with clothes on. I feel like I don't want to see nothing that don't nobody want me to see.

If she ain't showed it to me for free, I'm definitely not fend to pay for it. I ain't gonna pay for it either. Yeah, like I'm gonna skip over all the shit that I could look at for free and go buy some shit. You got me fucked up. I won't pay for it

because I don't like doing an administrator worker. I ain't fin to be filling shit out on the internet. No, it's just great, man. When all else fails, I know it's at least nine bitches somewhere that like me, and I'm gonna find them. I'm not going to resort to buying nothing. That's what I...

Man. Br, I stand on that. Nine. I'm a cold nigger. I was out here, if I was out here thriving before the internet. Before nothing. I knew what it was coming to. I'm not buying no digital pussy, man.

I'm not doing that shit. I'm not. If you was funny when you started, if you was fucking. Nick, I was funny before I was a comedian. You had, then. Yeah, that would happen. I grew up in a time when you actually had to talk. We didn't even know these niggas.

The niggas weren't even around. around, they was in their basements and shit, and they never came out now. They are being able to go in their basement and type on and get right on the bitch page and send them a little phone, what it is? How much money? It depends.

It varies from check to cheap. You know, how much money is it to get on there? Oh, it's at least, I think you're at least a dollar. A dollar? At least, at the bare minimum, a dollar. There's some bitches that's free with no subscribers. But then there's some of them who think highly of themselves, and they got people paying

20, 30, 40, $50, $100 a month. The supermodel charge, like, 40, so. It depends on what your fetish is. She's that a bitch. I ain't paying for now. That's what I said. Those are the people, the niggas that never been out in the streets, they've never been out to go to the bars and shit. I mean, if you got time to pay for that

subscription, that means that you have enough free time to just jack off wherever you want to. You ever think about this? That means you don't have, like, no more responsibility. You just free to jack off? At any point of the day, you don't got no family, you don't have no wife clearly. That's what I say is just weird dudes.

There's weird dudes just somewhere at the bathroom in the basement with the laptop jacking off standing up. 90% of these only fans women ain't eat naked. That's the part they don't tell you. They closed up. It's a lady on there post her feet and toes who make $100,000 a month. There's people that got fetishes like that. Oh man. Bitch put ketchup and mustard all over her body.

This girl used to like licking in my neighbor. I used to let her, man. She's just licking my goddamn neighbor, man. I used to just pull up, let her lick in my neighbor and go on where about my business. You definitely. Who's freaking? You were up. I just let her do it because she was a nice person.

I don't know. No, I don't know. Like, honestly, before I letter did, she was a nice person. She asked to do it. She didn't actually do. She was getting in the massage and she kind of snuck and did it. And I, hey, shit, it started from there. This is real shit, though.

This is a nigga here. No, this is real shit. I believe. Licking on my neighbor. So women, I know women are freaks, man. Women are different type of women. You just told about some shit you let her do. I let her do.

I told you why. You got to take some responsibility in that. I don't take no responsibility. Because any like I ever asked her. to do it. If you let somebody do some freaky shit to you, you were freaking. Not really.

Okay. No. It takes two people to be freaking. No. Okay, so is it like... It don't take two people to have a baby or some shit. No, it takes two people to be doing some freaking shit. Because ain't no way you fucking somebody

and they're doing some freaking shit and you ain't doing it with them. I tell you something we're going to left with it should prove that. Oh, don't do that. I will. Because one person can be freaking, like, let's say a rape case or some shit. No, man.

You can't even put that type of shit out. I said that I was trying to win the negotiation. No. I mean, whatever they were going to be down. I got it. Well, like I said, no, no, no, I ain't going nowhere with that. I'm done with that. I'm done with that.

What I'm saying is you can not, it ain't got to be too freaking motherfuckers. One of them could just be chill. We always, I'm saying though, like, we weren't even talking about no extreme situation where it was like against somebody. Well, I'm still, well, I left that long. I'm still, I'm back at. swear one thing. I'm just saying these people have agreed to be fucking. These are two

consenting adults who have a mutual contract to have sexual intercourse. They are in the point where they both are in agreeance and now somebody just out of nowhere start doing some freaky-ass shit. He ain't going to be like, all right, I'm going to keep fucking, but that's your freaky shit.

If you fucking somebody and they start doing some pretty shit, y'all doing some freaking shit. Because if somebody walk in, they're going to say, what the fuck y'all doing? Hey, I don't know, man, I know, no, no. I guess I'm gonna have to agree, because I can't, I'm gonna have to agree to disagree.

I would have to agree to disagree. So if you fucking a bitch and she'd do some freaky shit, you're just gonna say, she freaky. I don't know, but I've done some freaky shit to a girl, and she'd be like, hey, hey, hey, and then I did it again, and she just like, come on, now, and I did it again,

then she just let me get on up. So what I'm saying, I know she went with it. I did it for 20 minutes, and knew she went with it, so we were doing it. Bro, we got to talk about something else, though. Me, you were one? You don't fucking around and get the whole show to do it. I don't know.

I'm trying to keep it. With that? No, I'm saying she, no, she was with it, but it was like. You had to warm her up to it. It had nothing to do with that again, man. This was like. You had to warm up to it. Yeah, man.

You had to introduce her to it. Oh, it wasn't nothing like that. Okay, man. I don't see that out. See, you know, boy. Hey, man, welcome back today to find a self-o. You take two people to do some different shit. That's the common debate.

It takes two people. Hey man, we had some ladies on here the other week who said this. A woman ain't a hoe until she have at least 75 sexual partners. 75. You think that's a good number? No, you can do two. If you fuck the same niggas in the same workplace, you're like already a hole. So you think more about a like, ho?

Proximity. Pretty much. Okay. Location, location, location. and get down in Idaho and Florida and New Mexico. Long as you spread your hoeing out, you have to spread that whole and out, man. Ooh, hey, duh, on some real shit. That's probably some of the best advice.

You have to. Anybody has ever said on here about anything on some bullshit. As long as you spread it out. You got to spread out. I'm the same person I am. I was, but you know, I used to have them, you know, all right beside each other here. No, fuck, no. I used to spread them out.

I don't spread them out no more either, man, but that's what I would. went to spreading them out. Right. But you got to spread them out. Don't have the motherfuckers all up on each other. Because if you spread them out, you can't get to them. I want to see you tomorrow. All right, I'll get you two days.

Don't see you two days. You didn't, you ain't fucking in L.A., man. That's a cold game. Yeah. I mean, you're going to be that convenient for you, but you just got to deal with. That's the good part you still have them. Well, that ain't my, oh, shit.

You didn't got high. No, I'm saying. I was trying to denounce it just that fast. What? Just in case somebody who hear me talking be like, what the fuck? Oh. Yeah, you definitely got to watch what you say these days. I know, nah, yeah, you do.

But hell, I don't really be giving no fuck about it. I know you don't. Sometimes you just say shit to make people mad. How you be knowing that? Because I know you. Just like you've been saying for about how long you've been, that them niggas ain't walked to Ferguson? You know them niggins ain't walked to Ferguson, though.

Because I was on a trip-me up about, I did about three hours on the treadmill, and my motherfuckin' knee's on the ankle. I'm a strong, healthy guy, man. Ain't nobody running in no motherfucker furrows in your damn shoes and knees will be worn. Your cartilage and your knees will be worn the fuck out. The cartilage.

Yes, bro. Your cartilage can't withstand. They didn't. No, they didn't. I know they didn't do it because one of my home boys, but Mama told me they saw the niggas at a baby shop. So I didn't know who had to fuck. That was for been that Thursday.

So I'm like, nah, bro. Those niggins ain't walked. Those niggins ain't walked. No, and they did it for, these folks did it for Mike Brown. I was like, no, bro. What? Y'all ain't did a goddamn thing for that boy, me.

He ain't walked there. No, they ain't walked. And then they admitted it. Then they admitted it. And they kind of like admitted. He was like, we ain't run all the way. Why they act like they did? What they did?

They hopped on the back of them. a truck, what they was doing? I don't know, man. The niggas drove up there and got out. Get them pictures. No, and recorded running. They never had there to three-sixth at the camera, I guess. Oh.

If you didn't get a whole three-sad, you just saw the car back there. They had a little Ford Ranger back there or something. I don't know, man. The nigger just told me. I wasn't the first person to say that I just was running with something. Just fucking with them. Just fucking with them. I don't really know if these niggas ran.

He didn't. Hey man, the Hatch Brown joke going crazy on the internet. Yeah, man, that was a good put-together joke, man. One of them jokes you put together. It was just a good to put-together joke about some shit about nothing. I think people call it the Hatch Brown joke, but the shit is actually a gambling joke.

Right. It's a gambling joke. Who gamble? Playing the lottery. And then it gets down to McDonald. Then it gets down to the Hatch Brown, and then niggas said, fuck it is a Hatch Brown,

because they call it the dog joke. But it's actually a, Crackhead joke. It's just a crackhead selling me stuff. So, me a picture of him when he was a little boy. He sold me a Rockweller. He told me at the Rockweller with no legs. And then the self-checkout you scan joke

ain't even a self-checkout joke. It's really just a stealing joke. I'm talking about stealing. I'm just talking about stealing. I went over here, I went over there, went over there. You stole the wrong shit. And I stole the wrong shit. Exactly.

You ever stole the wrong shit? No, you gotta steal your shit. You gotta sneak that shit back to the stove. back to the stove and re-steel. You ever re-stole some shit? Nicking, and re-stowl, rolling. It re-stowl some shit again. Double A batters, you want to triple A.

It is what it is, though. Motherfucking jokes. But you got a lot of them though, jokes keep you alive. That motherfucking, the president joke hit hard, bro. Especially when you do that shit in the hood room. That was a joke I did for about a year, man. Right.

Because to be honest with you, I couldn't make it funny, man. I really stutter-stepped on it because I just chilled on it, man, because really I wanted to get into more of just black history. The president was cool. It was just something, me being a coin collector, and I just kind of knew some shit anyway, so it was kind of like second nature. But I started dabbling into a little more black history.

Like what? Just all of the inventors, all of the inventors, All of the motherfucking activists, all of the ones that was before that, just the African, the African motherfuckers, just, let's look at a list, which I don't know much about. There's a list of African people,

even the ones that didn't make it like the Margis Garvys, that really didn't get out, I want to look more into what the hell happened with him. I don't know, because I knew a lot about, you know, presidents and just American history. But when it came out of black And leading back to Africa

I'd probably make a 17 on the test So I started indulging in a little more of that You know, I always like to think of shit From the other perspective I wonder if Africans ever be like Leave our history alone He's not Jewish nigger But it wasn't even there

It was just leading back up into that point It was just leading back up into them You know, right before the niggas came over here I don't want to go with you You think niggas came here? I think niggas was here already. That's my theory. Well...

I think niggas was first, right? That means niggas had to be first everywhere. It couldn't just be in one place. So in the world, niggas was the first motherfuckers in the world. Only way if you would say that, if you would say Indians is niggas, which a lot of people say, but... That's why they still brown. They just... They're niggas too.

They was niggas at first. We're talking about the fat face, big nose niggas, man. In Africa, man. Okay. You know what I mean? those motherfuckers over there, man. The black-ass, real African niggas, man. It's more than, it's a whole...

I know it, but even... 200 million different kinds of motherfuckers that you could be over there. I know, I'll tell you, even when I think about, even the South Sudan people, the Somalian people, even there's South African people up to the West Coast and the Nigerians

or whatever, right across Chad. I still think they all kind of look like Africans. Then when you get to the Indian, and they look more like or something like a, you know, Eskimo or some more. And so it's almost like, they're really not us, even if a nigga was to say that they are.

But see, this is the thing I'm saying, you can go to any one of them countries and you can say, okay, these people are not us, but you have- What are you black people? But what I'm saying though is every one of them countries got a version of black people. It might not be the ones that they say,

hey, these are these kind of people, but if you get to looking around, you'd be like, Them some niggas right there. Benal Los, every place, every place that Pobie niggas got niggas that look like either you. You can go on over there to the East Coast with them niggas, and I can stay on the West Coast,

and you can fuck around. They send you that Cape Verde in somewhere. But I'm saying, even if you're going to Cape Verde, they're going to have some niggas over there, and they're going to have some other people. You know, like, every space in the world got their versions, like you said, some Eskimos. If you go where the Eskimos live,

if you're gonna be like, okay, them the Eskimo. And then you're gonna see some niggas too. That's what I'm saying. But talking about some niggas that been there for the senties. It's some black version of everything that's on this fucking world. If you go to the India, they got some niggas over there. I know I see you know motherfuckers. And then the other Indian are, I mean like,

they're not Indians. Them some whatever the fuck, they're going to have a name for them too. And they're pretty much just going to be like, them the nigger version of what the fuck they are. Some of the Indian motherfuck of blacker. that's over in the house. Exactly. Do you think the Indians that you're talking about

don't look at them and be like, nigger? But it don't be that word. It's the same word that mean nigger, though. What word is? I don't know. It's in every country they got a word that mean nigger. Yeah, it's. So they let you know that they've been having some niggas over there.

Shorts, me. Exactly. What's me and black? That's Schwarzenegger. Right. So that means when that, whatever country you're the country you point to, niggas was there first. Right.

If that's the case. That's my theory in my life. Where the black was there. Yeah. So Africans weren't there first, but niggas were. No. Africans. So, Africans are niggins too.

Okay, let's e-race the word niggas, right? You're going to race it? No, I'm saying, because that's really kind of like saying not much. But when we say Africans, so you're saying Africans are everywhere in the Eskimo, in the United States, with them Indians, on the owner with the boat bow and arrows and shit. I'm saying like, okay, the story of the evolution, right? From what all the signs they have,

they said that the first people was black. That mean in the entire world, the first people that was here was black people. Yeah, you know, you know what? I'm gonna stand for that because I'm black, so that's cool. I'm trying to really figure out, like, so where are we from, the black people,

or are we from Africa and them, the niggas in Nigeria and Gambia. The chances are, you are, from exactly where you were born at. This is a big myth that all black people in America came from another place. Oh yeah, so I fuck around and can be from right down here.

You could be from where the fuck you was born at and you don't got to trace your family history. You're standing on it. So in a nutshell, my family ain't did shit. It's not that your family ain't did shit. I just said the chances are that you are a native to the soil that you're standing on. better than you taking a fucking cotton swab

and letting these people try to convince you that you're from someplace that you ain't never heard of. Yeah, that's a hell of a mood. That's a... So you're saying we was already here? It wasn't no slavery. Bingo. I'm not saying that it wasn't no slavery,

but I'm just saying that it was some... They didn't have to go get everybody. They wouldn't have got some people, but there was some people standing right here when they got here, too. Shit. I'm a native.

They're Native American. Man, how you still believe the shit that you know came from people who didn't lie to you about everything never told you? Yeah, man. Why is it so hard to let go of the shit that you told you? Why do you have to accept that as the truth? If you know now how they get down.

Okay, so, shit. I guess are we supposed to listen to you? you, not like in a sense, but like, no I'm saying, like, no, I'm saying, no, whoever was saying it, because it seemed like when you put shit together, the Native Americans, even they saying they was here. So not just the white man is saying, the Native Americans is like we was here first.

Hell, you got white people saying the Native Americans. But the Native Americans, they never said, we was over here by ourself. They was, it was some motherfuckers over here too. Damn. Nobody ever said that they, weren't here. But it was some niggas over here, too,

and they was like, them niggas, they're not us. They're the blacker ones. Exactly. So they, man, don't go over there. Why not? Because they got black people over there. They black. They black.

They blacker than the smoke. You ever seen? What you're saying is they took some slaves from here. And they took some slaves on ships. Br. Listen. Okay. So, no slaves on ships.

Are no slave? What? What you're saying? Okay, listen, it is. They came over here with some motherfuckers that they bought. The Africans that they brought. The ones that was on the boat at first, had to teach them how to get over here.

First of all, the people who were telling them how to get over here, they was black. So they did bring some motherfuckers. But when they got here, guess who they saw? Some niggas. Who brought them? Did nobody bring? bring them, because they was here already.

That's my whole point. When them motherfuckers pulled up the first day, before they seen some Indians, they saw some niggas. But why them niggas look so much like the niggas in Africa over there? The ones in the pictures. Because it was, like I'm saying,

when it was the first people, it was niggas all over this motherfucking world. It was niggas on every piece of this planet. Just niggas everywhere. Not saying that it wasn't nobody else, but niggas, they already told. who was first so everything after that that's what I'm saying I think it was first on that continent I honestly believe that in 2020 a group of young woman in a tidy suburb of New York

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Black people were first and they were really only on that continent. See, that's what I'm saying. It wasn't the only, though. The same way that everybody else was here, black people have been here on every part of this earth. It didn't like they all started out in one place and spread it out. They was already there, is what I'm saying.

They was native to every part of the world. So how is it that? So what happened to them? Yeah, how did they come down to these slaves and just never had nothing? It can't even trace back to it. It's been eradicated that much to us. where they ain't even.

Bro, if you're doing some dirty shit, you're not gonna keep up with it. No, I understand that, but somebody gonna keep up with. If you steal the niggas from right here in America, and they'd be like, where you get these motherfuckers from? Uh, Africa. These, these, Africa. They don't got no paperwork or not.

But they might. So you mean like 12 years? His n'nors, they know. That's why they tied their mouth up. Nika, I'm from Mississippi. Get me out this motherfucker. He crazy. He's been working in Mississippi.

He thinks he's from Mississippi. I told him he's from Mississippi. I ain't trying to, all right, man. So, like, 12 years? Yeah, you can believe whatever you want to believe. I believe all kind of shit. But I'm telling you, on every corner of this earth, it was some other motherfuckers, but black people was there too.

Yeah, man. Everybody ain't come from Africa, man. But if that's when civilization started, then didn't everybody come from Africa. That's where the first person came from. Maybe. Maybe that's the first motherfucker that they found. First people. You think that sounds fucking crazy this is.

They didn't convince us that they didn't found the first motherfucking people. Stop playing, bro. The first people they found. That's the first people they found. That doesn't mean that was the first motherfuckers here. No, they're first people. Yeah. Who was their parents?

That's what I get lost. That's what I get lost. Where ain't mom in them at? That's why I get lost there right there. Bitch, if there's one motherfucker, he's some moat, motherfuck! Keep on. We found the first beat, man.

The first be for you found. Find some old. Come on. Who is that man? Man, you know. But they all in Africa. That's where they keep on Earth. I can believe it's starting now for just by the color black.

Okay. So Africa is the center. I think it's the center. trade of a center of civilization. And everything just sprung from that. I don't even know. I just, that's how fucking ignorant we are. We're that ignorant.

Okay, guess what though? Ignor. And then just really of the unknown is two different things. Because at the end, like, what about the Asia and the Moscow's and Europe's that's like fully white. And the history is like old, like in Italy, like an old-a-old, like an old-ass. That's as old as they can allow it to be. No, I got you. Even in the history, you think they're going to put the niggas in there?

No, I got you, man. Think about labor and shit. So if niggas been slaves all around the world, who did all this writing that shit? You think white people sat there and wrote that shit? They had some niggas right there that already knew how to write. Some niggas from Africa. Some niggas from right there, too. They had some Africans, but they had some niggins that was there already.

Shit. That's kind of. Okay. Get on the internet and start looking up all these tribes of people and motherfuckers who was native to the soil who would never step foot on there again because they killed every lad.

They killed whole generations and whole species and whole tribes of people. That's the first thing they do when they go to a new place is kill all the motherfuckers who was there and leave the people who look like others, but they got to kill.

kill the native motherfuckers. You know how many people have been wiped out in the world because they was too dark living in these nice-ass places? You can look that shit up. I know about the aboriginals and all these types of people. That's what they call them, nigga. What the fuck is the ab original?

That means that you, you are abnormally original. I don't know, I don't think it's the same. Absolute original. I don't think it's the same. I don't know, aboriginal. That means that these motherfuckers was there when you got there. That's basically all it mean.

That was their way for them. Think of how many places that they can't go right now. But the thing about it is, they got record of that. Why wouldn't they have record of the people being in Italy before them? They got record of people being in Australia and America before them. Well, everybody know that the Moors was in Italy. The nigga showed up and took over Italy and made that motherfuckinckin' nice. That's why Italy is nice now.

With a nigga that breath heavy. You said who? What? What the nigginsies that breathe heavy on this. YouTube video. Oh. So, let me see. With the one picture

and it'll be crooked. Look right here. This is Jesus walking over to the Mayflower with some golden slippers on in Italy in 14 AD. And you said a nigga came over to Italy

and Clinton. That's what I'm saying. He came over there. No, man, Italy was trash to the moor showed up. The niggas had... The niggas went to Italy. Yeah, so that mean, white people...

What they were from? They was all right. Well, you know, it's some native motherfucking niggas in Italy. Native niggas. Sicilians. Because of the Moors. The Moors came and did the fucking

and then they left the rim and it's in the stream. Something like that because we have. We're leaving out too many details. It's like, and it is, well. All right, whatever. So you, the niggins showed up over there. It's something to that extent.

We all just throwing pieces. We almost got it. We throw pieces of right shit in there. This nigga We got a chokeboard up at his head. Come on, guys, we gotta get, hey, don't forget about our straight. Got this shit.

Now this shit, this weed is educational. Mm-mm. Is it? No, it's just good to just have healthy debates about shit like this. It's the world politicking. Yeah, it is what it is, man. I wouldn't want to speak on what I do. But you know what, we all right in a sense.

I don't want to be right You fucking gonna be right There you go then Don't want to be right You fuck around to be right It'd be too much to deal with man Like damn I was right Like them up

I wish y'all were wrong Hey y'all did it all J-O-N What you think This nigga just said I agree That's the light-skinned shit you could have said I agree You tried to say it on beach, that techno.

You agree to what? That little Vice City. How you feel about this new stream, man? This new virus or whatever now? I don't know, man. I just pray it away. I'm just trying to stay the fuck out his way, man. This shit.

This shit looks on that. They ain't put the news on nothing else like they put on this one. They didn't put the news on this motherfucker here. Right. With Ebola and all the other or whatever they had out of it. They put a little news on it. We ain't do much. I need.

They're trying to shut down again. Yeah, it's about that time, man. To get real. Y'all, y'all did too much. They better to make it normal to shut down. That's what they're trying to do. Making normal a shutdown. They can just...

Niggins did roll a lot. Yeah, man. If you ever suck dick in the parking lot, make some motherfucking noise. Damn. Oh. They knew they shouldn't have that shit. When all the TVs fell out, that was the same.

You remember that? Hey. When that wall was video screen. It almost landed on their hands. That's when they should have called it all. Act than a bitch. Yeah, boy. After they're talking about nobody, you think, well, I don't know.

I wouldn't know what the acts. You think it's supposed to be this much backlash with that shit with old the baby? Do I think? I don't, man, I don't know. I don't know. I don't even have no opinion on no shit like that. Because everybody that then got canceled,

then had a better. had a better career after that. I think if you get canceled, that's exactly what you were trying to do. How are you going to, I don't know. They're really just, you getting uninvited to all these places that you didn't want to go to anyway, if these are the type of people you don't want to be around, right?

Yeah, huh? I don't know why that was on this mind. I never liked it when the DJ said shit like that. Yeah, that shit don't even mean. Anybody got AIDS in the club? Oh, no, you know. You didn't say it the shit. Why the fuck you say the shit?

Because, I don't see why you were saying. Because you just saw how sensitive them people are. But that wasn't even about them. Why did they put themselves in the mouth? But there's, any time you mention that, anytime you mention some shit that people think that they, like, they're...

They ain't the king of the... Yes, that's the world that we live in. If you mentioned motherfuckers with bad feet, they're going to cancel you. All of them. They might have... Isn't nothing to joke? They might have jumped the gun.

What about all the women that they did why all the women's a dick in the parliament? I don't know women out there around. Then they're gonna say you slain, you're shaming the slugs. You can't say nothing no more. Yeah, I feel you know, I understand. You can't call people fat, you gotta say obese. I got you.

You can't say this. You gotta call them little people. You can't call these kind of people. I think they're attacked. I think they're tagged people. I think they're tagged me. If you call them a freak, then you can't shame it. If you, if you don't believe and, you don't believe, and you can't.

Big DJs do that all the time. It's everything got a label on it, bro. You know what, though? Lowe's Clayton and he don't see why they said that, but in them clubs, see you, I don't know if you host those rap shows, but I do, I don't know if you host hard rooms all the time, but I do.

No, but I've seen it. Yeah, but you don't host them, and the calling response, you gotta say that. How many, I got some fucked up calling response shit that I got kicked all while enough for. You gotta say them shit, well, I shouldn't say that. No, you don't. You don't.

Yeah, you do. You don't know, let me say that, hold on. Hold on, well, let me say this. You wouldn't know. You don't host that, when you go to host in that kind of shit, Clayton, you wouldn't know what the fuck you got to say. But you don't know because you don't host.

You stay safe. You do comedy clubs. You do all this stuff. You don't go up in that shitty-ass shit. And when you go up in that shitty-ass shit, you got to say shitty-ass shit. And that's just that. But it wasn't that no shitty-ass shit.

That was a shitty-ass loud shit. And that's when it worked out just fine until the other motherfuckers got a hold to it and switched it up. It was good. It worked out fine. It worked out just motherfucking fine. No, that shit worked out terrible.

No, in the long run, but that night on stage, it worked out just fine. Later on it did, but I hope he didn't give a fuck, because that's how I'd have felt about it. I wouldn't have a fuck. Yeah, he gave a fuck. When it kicked me out while now. But you don't have to say that, though. You're saying you gotta say that specific. You can't say that because you don't, you don't,

you got to exempt yourself because you don't do this. You're a good comedian, but you don't do this kind of shit. I've seen it. I've seen you. No, listen, yes the fuck I do. He know I do it. I'm saying, Clayton, yes the fuck I do. I was the first nigga to say,

if you don't buy my DVD, you're gonna catch your age tonight. Give my DVD. I've been saying that crazy shit to shock a motherfucker. You have it. Yes, I am. I'm telling you, you wouldn't know, because you ain't had to hustle. But you have to do it.

But bro, when I moved that line about myself, I had to hustle them, bitch, so I had to make you hear what the fuck I was saying. You ain't never had to do that. You ain't getting this game. You ain't come to the end graduate high school and come do comedy. You ain't do that.

You ain't on this side with us. We say what the fuck we gotta say, my nigga, you hear me? When you like skinned with your- But you're just saying you got just kicked out of some shit and you get me kicked out of shit that while now.

I ain't ever wanted to do that shit no way. Somebody brought me on that shit. They brought me to do that shit. I ain't that, when I went in there to go fuck with it, I gave him Carlo's name. I said, you know, we got a nigga that nigga that nigga can rap and spang and tap fucking motherfucking,

you can paint your house bitch. You know what I said? What I said? What I said? What I said? I ain't saying shit for what I said. I said you ain't walked these shoes and you ain't got to say what I got to say.

You know you ain't got to say what I got to say, right? You don't have to walk them out of my shoes. You know I walk in there and say crazy shit. The baby probably do too. He said it. He had to, because on a rap show, I didn't went out there with tip and did 31 dates and shit moving around with them.

Just saying wild shit. You got to say some crazy shit because these motherfuck will be on that powder pills and all kind of shit. They be on everything. You say, who the fuck on pipe? If you ain't on powder tonight makes them noise. bitch gonna say I am

and you're gonna wake up what the fuck is you talking about you gotta get out there in that arena girl with that microphone and that what I do shit I ain't trying to I ain't trying to you know you my nigger

bro you're my nigger but you can't happy motherfucker judge and can't judge that caught man you know man I ain't trying to make it right it ain't like

you just got to be right but then you got to keep in mind too like you said That shit bigger than where the fuck you're at, too. You know what? I wouldn't have did it again, but I swear to God, I'd have did it like the first time.

I would have did it the first time because that's what I'm going to do. And then if I got consequences, I'm going to deal with him. Yeah. I'm going to deal with him because I know not to say it is. We can debate this part all day long. I would try everything. I would try everything. All right, so say you're in his position.

He didn't say what the fuck he said. Yeah. He ain't done. How do you fix it? How do I fix it? I really, you know what I would do? How would you fix it? You know what I would do?

I would go to the king gay dude and look him dead in his eyes and have a conversation with him. Who is the king? Whoever the fuck that is that's mad. Whoever the fuck that is that's upset. That motherfucker right in there, nigga.

Come, who the fuck is mad? Meet up with me, man. Come talk with me. Don't cancel me behind my back. Meet up with me, my hilly. Don't be on that sneaky canceling shit. Come out, let me. Whoever the fuck mad, meet up.

Everybody, everybody, that's mad. Every son of a bitch that's mad. He's gonna go through the line. I'm gonna talk to all them some of bitches, right in their face, right here, and like an Obama have to do in the town hall meeting. You go, you're gonna. Bring your mad asses down here,

because I obviously don't hate you. I obviously ain't got no beef against you. I went born in the town where they got down on your monkey asses. Don't blame the shit they did to your ass folk. I don't do that shit. I don't talk no shit like that. I might play around, but I don't dis- I don't fuck with nobody.

My generation ain't do that to y'all. The niggas in the 70s whipped your all the ass up and down the street. Not me, man. Niggas in the 70s kicked you all in your ass. Not me. The niggas in the 70 called you all kind of slander. Made your ass sit up there by the bus driver. I ain't do none of that shit to nobody.

I'm from the 80s, baby. Y'all was already good when I came around. Y'all had got your civil rights enough in where I had to respect you. That's just the truth, man. Right, and I ain't asked. What would you do to fix it? Yeah. Same shit.

To fix it? Yeah. Fixed. It's fixed. He did it. Time. Oh. Time.

You come back. Do a song. That's all. Janice. I just want to be to accept somebody being mad at me. Come out, do what's all? With whoever. Whoever?

Whoever. With forever? Like, yeah, whoever from the community. Whoever they met. Turn out from that community? Do you pick? Do you pick? What a dude, you let the community pick?

You just get somebody from the community. Yeah, you got to be in the screen. Yeah, man. Time plus, something. Yeah. And then... Long as that shit don't. Yeah, man.

You gotta get that. You gotta get money. You gotta get money away. Just do something for the community and you'll be okay. It would be, as soon as you pull somebody from the community, on the track, talk it out. Like, like, I wouldn't talk to all of them, but that shit is, that shit is, that. That shit shows, you know what I'm saying, the willingness to make it right.

Yeah, I'll definitely make it right. No, but, yeah. Put them on the track. You know. Put them on the community. Do them on, do the track. Do the track. Whoever meet you have work.

Yeah, I would think so. Because they're going to say, they're going to say, because then they're going to try to see if he's still not, let's see if he's sorry. That's probably that. What if you just pull the classic, like, white rock star, Tell him you was on some sleeping medication or something shit. Yeah, I was exhausted.

Man, I was dehydrated. I was dehydrated. I was dehydrated. I had an eight. I had flew in that morning. I didn't get to go to sound check. And I was hot out there. I was sweating.

I didn't have enough water. A lot of people don't know. I had to go get four IVs after that show. For real. It'd be somewhere that simple. Fuck you, man. I'm not just gonna go out there and act like that was just me for you.

fucking up. I agree. Man, that's what white celebrities do. Don't never take full responsibility for some shit, man. Oh, man. Damn. Go talk to that lady. Whoever that lady is, it could be for 10 minutes. As long as you go talk to that lady, you're straight, bro.

Come back to work with a doctor's note. I was on this new medication for my migraines, man. Hey, it was not me. I was taking pain pill. I was on pain pill. I ain't surgery on my ankle. I found some pills in my bus and I was so depressed.

No, don't say that. I grabbed the bottle. You're gonna take the junkie route? And I took it all over. And I went out there on that stage and the rest of the night was a lot. It's a blur. I don't remember much of anything.

Classic. That's what I'm talking about. That's the Hollywood I want to be a part of. I remember going back to the trailer to the bus and I collapsed from heat exhaustion. Show up and then be like, look, I was working on me. this character for this movie. Method Act.

Right. Yeah. I'm talking to Eminem. We were working on 8 Mile 2. My cameras was in the building. I needed that footage for this documentary that I'm doing. I didn't mean no disrespect to nobody.

I needed that clip so I could send it back to this. Whatever. Welcome back to the 85th house, so. Welcome back. We are talking about whatever the fuck you want to talk about

because I'm putting in the house. K-dub? How you feel about it, bro? What's you got coming up? Man. Really, I got this Bootsie movie, man. I'm waiting on that to come out. Why do you wait this long to tell me about that?

What's that? The Boosey movie. What you mean, why I wait long? Why you ain't told me, we've been here this whole time talking about human evolution and shit. You ain't told me nothing about the movie, bro. The movie, I just said it. You ain't like, yeah, I don't know when Boose is going to drop.

You know, Busy go on Instagram and ask some motherfucker who they know. and dropped the movie. Well, his Instagram to be deleted. He showed be on there a lot. Because he got two pages he working off him right now. He's back again in, Bootsie. Br. Instagram really ain't the same since they deleted Boots.

If they knew his social value, they would definitely reactivated. They deleted my page. Right. I still ain't got it back. I was at 108 or something like, 108. I'm back down to 13, but it's cool. I like that 13,000, man. You love that.

They took your account. Yeah, they took my account. Yeah, they took it. Well, I would get it. Yeah, I was goddamn moving up pretty good, man. They took that motherfucker from him at 13. Y'all follow me, comedian K-D-1. Follow me, follow me, follow me, following.

That's the thing about it. Once they see you start making traction on there, something's going to happen. Yeah, they took that shit. Hey, what's up, you man, Carlos Miller of the 85 South Show, and I appreciate you checking out my guests. Oh, we're not through yet. Click the link so you can check out part two of this interview

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