The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Coming 2 America!😂😂😂with Karlous Miller Clayton English Ronnie Jordan and Friends!

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

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Who? That's what Tito be saying, man. Ain't no way, Michael Jack. He probably never got a whoopper. Like, ever. No, no, you know he got a wolf and that's how he got good. That's what I'm saying, but I think it was more greatness. After their first talent show, he was like, this shit over with, but.

I ain't know you hadn't seen that bit. You can't be watching them late. That nigga Dallas Austin said that. He did tonight. He don't tell me when I watched the episode, though. You watched it late. Yeah. No, fuck that.

It's a piece of footage somewhere that that that nigger actually said that. Who said that? He said that one time. Yeah, I'm sure y'all don't made it up. Damn. What's going on? They'll create some shit, bro. I will if I don't find it.

What they did to you? He still matched. Man, y'all know, man. Don't need to say, look, you want to say this shit. He knows what? He just brings that shit up every time. They put me on a mental illness commercial. I know, I know.

What's up, man? Mental health is a real issue, which is not often discussed in our community. post-traumatic stress, depression, all types of things could possibly be going on. You might as you still got that on your mind. Bro, it's like every other week, somebody was like, one damn commercial, that's not my shit.

And then somebody from the 85 South Show page or retweet the motherfucker. That'd be the fan page, man. You don't want to be a sex-a-mil-old. So you think that'd be us? That's the fan page. And you give them clout back, keep bringing that shit up.

They're about to make hoodies with you on it for that. Bro. That's nice. Joe ain't shit for that shit, man. Yeah, you kind of got to know if you're going to be in. I was reading the script for the mental health shit. Joe cut right to nap. And he was looking stupid.

Yeah. And he was looking sad. No, bro. You look like he was going through it? Yeah! Did you have a haircut? No. I'm sitting there.

Did you have a haircut? I think. So, yo, yeah, I did have one. But Joe was like, Loz, you gotta shoot this commercial right quick. So me and Loz, I had as low some, so Loz, like, I'm gonna shoot this thing with chop it up. So I'm just sitting now. So I ain't, you know, I'm quiet.

I can't interrupt. This is a serious moment. So I'm sitting at just looking. So it got me like, he's talking to me. Like here at 85 South, we don't condone, bullying, we take. care of the milk and hellness, then the nigger do a cutaway to me. Oh my, my God.

And I wasn't the only motherfucker in the room. Like, he could have scared the whole room. Your vibe was giving it off, though. You were selling it. That was some bullshit. So if he started reading something about childhood obesity, just get up. I need to just leave you.

That's going to be a good one. They'll probably have both of us in that one. Oh, nigg. Niggas gonna be like, I'm the couch. Ugh. What? Man. Y'all ain't shit.

Y'all don't talk about me like I'm not sitting right here. I don't believe you did that. Jay Wend, play me some pimping, man. You ran out of the song. There it go. That shit loud. Turn it down a little. That's how you know you're old.

That's how you know you're all. My name is something. My ears is essential. I like that. That's some celebration type music. It sounds like this is how Jazz and Faye Dobell sound. Dobells sound. Oh, boy!

You just be like, this nigga how is you lies for a fuck. Oh, boy. You don't know where he's nigga just, boy, this nigga Finzel. This has been a Jazzy Fiselle Dorbell.

You smell some spaghetti cooking and some shit. It smells. He got his shade on clean. Hey, man, what if you call? And they were like, no problem, sir.

Do you mind hold it? And then hit this shit. You'll be on to the phone. Yeah, you'll ask for a three, five. Like, ah, dang. Let me get a three, five, got that why y'all put the fight on shit. Nika, that's the weed. Right on hold.

Who made that beat on hold? I wrote something to that beat. I wrote something to that beat. I wrote something to that beat. I heard on hold. Who do I was to speak to? Man, man, man, man, ma'am, ma'am. Man, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

Put me back on hold for like 30 months a second, please. I feel like to do a TikTok. I got two more bars. Midlight had this sign. So I would like, got down. Shit, baby, one more time, go back? What if you can go on the app and set it from when the money hit your account, this shit, just.

Like, even if you're in the drive-through, like, now don't hit the back on the speaker, you just hit his flame. Like, that what's up? Yeah. Try to fuck off. This is hard. He keeps from shit on awesome.

Like, this the shit that played when you graduate and they told you that you might not graduate. Like during the pandemic? Yeah. Uh-oh. Stop feeling around to Jordan Tiddish. I thought the mic got caught on the world. Look, she thinks she slicked.

I like, damn, I don't hear the mic. She thinks she slick. Go try to sneak over there and feel all right to joy in Tis. Cut it. Damn, I just nut it. Remember that shit? Oh, no. That shit, dear.

What's her name? Her name is humpback chump. You gotta, you gotta get on here. Hunt back chump. Y'all know. Yeah, humpback chump. You see it? You see it?

Yeah. Like, I just got everybody number and I know everybody. I ain't watched a whole video. I just ain't seen clips. I know you can get her. Who? Humb back chump. Now, now, once y'all blow them up on social media,

they act like they're so good to come forward with it. What else say blah? What? I mean, I was supposed to do something. We went on QC. The niggas been hitting you with, man, call my manager. Man, I'm not calling your manager, niggins. I'm not calling your manager.

I'm sorry. No. Just not a call your manager type of nigger. type of nigga. It's a gesture when Carlos himself reaches out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I'm busy too. Very busy.

Don't fucking try to Jerome bid. It's me. Ugh. And you see it. Hey, bro. Hey, we ain't doing it, I didn't hesitate now. And who is we?

Yeah, we're not doing no pictures this morning, don't know. Okay. I'm trying to go to the plane. play i have you going to you like i have a biscuit on me my boy watch that harsh feel papas shout out to them it's some nice glad to that god damn papas is a concourse see shout out to them ain't that chip fill that window they just feel that window they fill that little shit up with chicken they never time ain't no chicken in that bitch if you that shit go It don't matter where those Popeyes employees are in the airport, but that little part

don't smell like chick. I hate it when I get off a flight on Sunday and I'm on the concourse where the Chick-fil-A is or you can just see all the... I hate when I buy some Popeyes and then I get on them, like I don't, like, I buy the papas and then the plane started loading and then it's like, I got too much chicken to eat left on the plane. One time I don't, like if it's too many white people on the plane, I ain't going to eat my papaya.

I don't eat chicken. white people. I don't even want to remember none of that shit. I do not believe in that shit. I was talking to take pictures. I know they do that same shit. I have to be sitting there. They love it. My dad would hate that shit. You can't even mention watermelon to him. He call it something else. No. I don't even know goddamn nigger apples. I said, what the fuck? What's a nigger apple? My black dad has said that. Nigger apples.

Nigger apples. Damn. Man, you got some shit. You got to work out. These from Publix. This nigga Ronnie Jordan got all type of merch. I get, I don't know, cable man hats. Who's silent riders, man? That's a car network, man on YouTube. It's a car network.

Yeah. That niggas building cars and shit, old school cars. They build a shit. Build a shit from top to bottom, stripping it. But I'm doing the voiceovers for them. I just don't know about walking around Atlanta with a hat that say Silent Rattis. I'm hilarious. It's car shit, you know you think of your car.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, my nail one of my cars is silent. All my car make noise. God damn. I wonder what age do your voice turn into old nigger boy. She had to come back for them tits. Alarious. She'd like feeling on his boobie.

on his boobies, boobies. Runny could do him a sexual harassment charge, and one more turn. His wife's gonna see this and like, Who's that bitch all over your tetties? You think you slick. These motherfuckers on display, but I'm keeping this bit. I can't wait to put this bitch on

and talk like a white man. Listen here, pal. I don't know how blessed you are. That's the smoky and the bandit, man. you know you know I got the right shit the way man break the break of one nine we're over here rubber duckie I hope you got your two by four oh that keeps me a good piece of two by four I always get them the mag of people looking at me like they like are you oh shit that don't say veteran

air force no niggins yeah why why white people love fat black people so much because they think we can sing we've been to display they're That's all they think we can do. You're in the choir. You're in the choir, bro. You're in the choir, man. I know it, man. But have you noticed that white people loves

and fat, black people? They think we're talented. They think y'all happy all this time. They think we, like cuddly, like they want to touch us. Give me a hug, man. Get in here, man. Come on.

Get some, man. Come on. Get all up in it, man. Let me get to get some of it, man. Why? Why didn't we try to hug you my name? This nigga had it out. Come on, man.

Don't worry about this. That's a man. That's just a man. The man, you're here, bro. He's a man, man. How one ever asked you to sing before? No, but they're like, man, what do you do, man? What do you do?

They love to ask you what you do. They love it. That's how you know you ain't, you something where they don't think you're supposed to be. Hey, man, I don't mean being your business. Well, don't be. You kind of do mean to be it if you're in it. You're a singer or something, man?

Is that your way of asking me if I'm a rap? They want to do that, yeah, for sure. What do you do? I own a media company. What type of media is it? You're not porn, is it? You fucking these oath, man? Whatever you say, they bring it to porn, don't do?

Hey, man, you fucking these hosts. I'm an architect. It ain't porn, is it? I lay pipe. Hey, hey, man, I'm not judging. I'm not judging. I do a little porn myself. I do a little porn.

I'll send you a link. No. I had a black lady one time. Your stuff's probably a lot different from mine though. Your stuff's different. What they say when you tell them you do comedy though, that should be the worst. I don't tell them shit. I don't even say it because I don't want to have the conversation.

Is your stuff kind of, is it clean? Nope. Because I don't listen to it. Bitch. Start telling them you a Christian comedian. Wow. So they don't think we over here really live and raw in the black. We're like, yeah, but most of my shows are at churches.

at churches. It looks like a comedy club. It's a church, man. Are you judging my people? Don't make fun of people's religion. I take my shit very seriously. Yeah, that should be the worst. I don't like talking to me.

When you can leave, you tell me with Chris Cove. But let me get the fuck on up out of here. I'm gonna start telling people I'm a professional black man. I like that. Now, what do you do? No, I'm making a living being a black man. a black man what what's that what's that entail if I got to tell you about it you might try to do it they might they did it fashion it did it a few times first

white dude with a fade it was over with you got some dope stores this my niggum that's what's up I got the call. I said, I got a thing. I can't change. It's just God telling me I need to rock his shit. I thought you came and tell some dope stories. I got a couple, you know.

You keep a story, no. Like what? It depends on what you do. Sometimes he lied, though. He lied a little bit now. No, I exaggerate. No, I don't lie. You lie. You can tell when you lied. Why you don't never call me out? What's his tells when he lied? Why does it be a good-ass fucking lie? Okay.

How does he give it away? I know when he's not lying. How you know when he not lying? He just keep bringing that shit up. If he asked you twice... Like, he's for real mad about that little mental health shit. If he say your name. That's the shit that put him on the map.

He ain't never got that kind of recognition before. Hey, my nigga ain't you the dude from the middle of hell shit. I told you, niggas. Hey, hey, I ain't doing no autograph. Hey, we're in there, no business right now. Right, he got excited, brother. What if you were somebody's breakthrough now? What if you were somebody, somebody was like, hey man,

I'm gonna see what the fault time out. He take that. Yeah, but it just caught me out of God. You don't appreciate nothing. I'm saying, you could have let me speak in the motherfucker. Nah, I gave you a look. You did get, that was a good look, bro. Running, you ain't even see it.

I don't care me. I would have took that one. I'd have been there. See, that's sad and shit. Look at my grades. Repost that motherfucker. Nah. You reposted it?

You platinum in these street, man. No, I don't reposted. They reposted. Hey, I saw you was over there with your boy. I'm scared to ask who. Cleo McDow. Oh, yeah. Come on, man.

Hey, man. What, what, what, what, what, when it drops? It drops on. Come on America. Come on. Bruh. Yeah. You talk so much shit about me.

But nigger. Right. We're not worthy, brother. That's all right. He already know what I'm gonna say. I really. Here you go. Go on with the bullshit.

No, I appreciate y'all for recognizing that. Loz, what about me losing every 85 South award that y'all had on awards? Oh, so that's what, you see how you try to duck the question and go to some other shit? One by one. You and Cleo McDowell, you're trying to deflect. Yeah, but for one, I knew he was on set that day. So I said, I'm going to bring my shift leader shirt. And I'm going to take, because he was trying to take pictures the day before, you know, the can.

And then you hit him and you was like, we ain't doing no pitch. No, I ain't, I ain't say that, I just tried to act busy like I was reading some shit. I said, tomorrow I'm gonna take my pick with his ad with the shift leader. Because I'm thinking about my shit, my fan base. This nigga I already made. He stabbed you. When I took that picture with him, man, so many folks hear me like, oh my God, James Evans. Like, they, you know, they're knowing from good time.

Nigel, my auntie really think I'm doing shit, no. What's up? She was like, you with John Amos? She don't saw the picture with other people. Nick James. Right. She's been bragging on many people at the church and all. What's your hell of though?

You're a movie star. She said I'll be with James Evans. But she kick it like, we hanged, but she don't know it was younger. And the whole time they were shooting that movie, how many times did you call me then? I'm just asking, how many days did you say, Loz, we're down here on set, man. They tell me how many.

Give me a number. Give me a number. How many times did you text me to address to what the movie said was? How many times did you FaceTime me then? I'm saying, Loz. No, I'm saying. When you start back fucking with me. When them folks stop fucking with you,

you sometime. Then you come. Come on here, talking about what I don't goddamn do for you. When you ever did some shit for me? I didn't put you on 20, 30 shows on the road. You shoot a whole goddamn movie. This shit get quiet. It sounds bad the way you're saying it like that.

Because it is. Hey, Lowe, bring now back on the show. I can't tell him, this nigga out of shooting a movie with Eddie Murphy in them. Because you the funnest niggia I know, man. Why ain't tell her to murder that shit? Somebody who needs the fucking head. I don't need to keep in the shit. Look, when are you gonna have me back?

When you gonna invite me to the movies? Oh, okay. I don't appreciate y'all putting me on the mental health commercial. Two million people seen that. down there down there are your mother down there

are sending your hall now oh Amy Wes 85 South show hoodie down now I'm a fucking lie I got a picture

in my phone in my 85 South hoodie by your gosh damn set birthday on set no It was me, Lou Nell and Rodney.

Did you give some merch out? Rodney Perry. He got one. He ain't have his own, though. See, that let you know who fuck with you, though. Because Rodney got dressed at the house, and he was ready to get on set when he got there. Rodney Perry wore 15 bills.

Am I lying claim? He got there, what, John? Bill after the belt. Bill after the belt. Man. With the wolf. Who was too high that night? We were too goddamn hot that night.

What night was it? One night, Rodden Perry did the bell joke. I ain't even gonna tell you the joke if you ain't seen it about to the shit that had you fucked up in you. Are we talking about this shit out of you? Oh, fuck, man. We'd have had some times in these streets. Don't think I forgot, though. All I'm saying, though.

That shit's amazing. You went down there and shot a whole movie by yourself. That's all right. Sometimes you got to go along with that. I just wish I could have walked on set and seen your face. Oh, what's up? What? Yo.

Oh my God. What you doing down here? What you mean? I didn't know you were going to be. Exactly, because you ain't tell the folks about me. I guess you want to promote the movie now. I appreciate y'all. I appreciate y'all having me on that hip hopper award.

You're the real niggins for that shit, day. You ain't tell them folks about me, though. Guess what's gonna happen next time, Nickalb? What? Who gonna take my spot? I got a nigga. I already got a nigga that wants your spot. I want your own spot.

Hilarious. Guess what his name is? What? Ave green. I'm just fucking with you, my name. Yo, y'all, ya, you got my award. Yo, nigger, guess what you're running? Move over the year.

Yeah, watch out. I'm talking about my most guest appearance. You second? How the fuck Clay beat me and he a part of the character? We didn't do this boat. The fans said that. While I went on the mail guest list. When did this turn into you questioning me?

But I'm just saying when I was like, okay, this is my time to get all the shit off my chest. So you felt left out like you should have won something? Let me ask you this. Were you giving your best every time you was on you? 88% of the time, yeah. You did too much. We're on the ass for 85. You thought she was supposed to get something extra

because you went over a little bit. Hard work don't always pay off. I'm happy to be back at that means. No, you ain't. I can tell. We can get you Deion Sanders' trouble because he didn't want it. You better get that shit to D.R.

I wouldn't do it like to D.N. like that. Give me that motherfucker. How they name on it? Uh-uh. Shit, hell. It is, but it's spelled wrong. They put D-I-E. D-I-E-O-N.

I was like, D. Di-O. I thought it was the first chicken. You said D, is it Diego? Send this shit. We going down, down, baby. Dioa.

Who was a part of doing the name? Like the spelling of the name and shit. Uh. the dude who made the trophies and shit oh i don't feel saying it's probably i was thinking ryan it was ryan people yeah but i'm saying because they probably know how to spell black names and shit they actually was black oh shit they steered on my ryan only shop at black business man he overdo the shit like he makes me feel like i ain't doing enough i was like i'm feeling around by target what you ain't supporting black on bit i mean what the fuck i'm gonna get this lady

I was eating just yams. Everybody said? What I need you? You throw dry as a motherfucker. It was cooked, right? I bought it from a lady. She had them in a basket. It was out there in a community garden.

I just dug up these yams. And I said, give me some. Hey, you know what I ain't even said? This is not even an episode. This is not even an episode. This is a weed or so. Weed are sold. Weed is old.

Weed is old. Yeah. Well. This is when an episode in weed just kind of merged together. Okay. You ain't even, you hear it as the balancer, because you don't smoke weed, but you're going to be high after this. But you, you take some deep motherfucking sniffs.

You be breathed, you breathe, you breathe hard as fuck over there. You can catch the contact. You need to smoke, though, cause you know. You need to smoke, though. You didn't ask for awards and shit? Nah, I thought the other one, don't say, why ain't get no award? No, he won, though.

Yeah, I feel like another one. Nah. No, I really, once I knew, once I, because I didn't knew about the movie, shit. Once I found out you was down there, you ain't telling folks about me. I'm like, he ain't winning shit. I really tried to throw your name in a few categories

just to make sure that you did lose. Well, this is my God. Because you want the truth and shit. Damn. I felt that. I had your name in categories that ain't has shit to do with you. Best cameraman.

Best producer. So I just was gonna lose. Yeah, you was doing the film. And you motherfucker wanted me to come here all day. I know, I wanted you to see yourself losing. Because I wanted you to ask me why so I can tell you that I knew that you was down there working a movie and you ain't told them folks shit about me you ain't tell them nothing about

Clayton Ronnie Jordan don't even want to bring it up you think that you was coming on here to front me by not winning an award this really about us asking you why the fucking you ain't put now one of us in coming to America too that's Eddie Murphy's biggest fan right there that nink can quote every line from Shrek one two and three Ronnie Joy wanted Arsenio Hall to sign a TV guy that he didn't have since 1994. You down there, ripping elbows with Cleo McDowell himself. Have you ever had a Viceroy?

Oh, you know, now I've got a comedy special on Amazon and everything. I ain't asked nobody to open up or... I don't even know who he dropped it with. It wasn't 85,000. No! Really? He then went outside the family and everything. For real?

Man, this nigga's something else. And then you'll come on here and ask me why he ain't want shit. No. Oh. I can see how they do shit on TV. shit on TV because lo's you making it seem like what you're saying is true oh this is in real life ain't nobody had nothing to this wait till the movie come out and you see his in the final cut a lot of time he got you know he got a couple scene he ends up

him and ed and murphy sitting in the car army hilarious This nigga, Lowe's crazy. I ain't even brought, you could have just, if you would have said that, that would have been enough. Just right, man, that nigga Lowe's crazy. Who is Lose? You ain't even brought me up.

Like, did you play 85 South in your trailer? Yeah, you ain't told nobody to come through this. I had the hoodie on, I'm gonna show y'all when we, when we finished them, I had my hoodie on all the time. Please, come on, tell the truth, Lose. Every time y'all used to see me, that's all I had. You heard of the key word that you said. What?

Every town we used to see. Y'all, like I had a lot of clothes. I wore my hoodie faithfully. You had to give me another one. You got on another n n n n nager shit now. Talking about, oh, they're my homeboy shit. See how you brought him up? Damn.

All right. Oh, God. Got me promoting dope stores. They don't even follow up. No, I don't. He reposed your shit all the time. Now I ain't repose my shit all the time. He ain't said it when I asked who.

Come home, but who posts your shit all the time? See how the story just turned to a goddamn lap. Man, this is funny as hell. Man, you know C-Bone, man. Yep. Oh, man. Oh, man. Jesus.

Guess what? I know him too, right? Guess how many hoodies he gave me? I see how this shit is. If it means anything, I bought it. Oh, shit. Mm-mm, mm-mm. Wow.

Storage and keep changing. So you support it? Run the joint, make you pay for that one, did see? He out here barrel of other dick and shit. That hood, it fitted out. This is my home, boy, shit. Herman and fuck. That means he ain't change on it potting when he get around.

The motherfuckers who'd make a move, boy, shit. What is it? Joywood drop the location you need to pull up bro they look for one more nigger you ain't tell them shit about that when we're gonna talk about what Clay you're doing we already talked about oh shit well I missed that episode how you gonna just try to tell out another niggas I don't these new niggas bruh like if you can't even talk about bro oh and then you gonna fuck that nigger shit up right what's happening what are we doing what's that what's that we don't do that guys I don't know what you're talking about

Oh, you're gonna let them. I'm driven, let the weed. I don't get to spill the motherfucking beans. Police. Police, I know, but my nigga right there. What are you doing? Oh, what about what Clayton doing? What are you doing?

Oh, so you ain't working on the David Rubbin' back. Clayton about to be David Rubber. He's doing the Smoking Robertson store. Hey. I thought it was the weekend. Hey. Hey, niggins said I look like I kidn that bitch is in time to train track. Hey man.

I'm glad you did bring that shit up though, because Clayne is going to act like we see him performing at the Super Bowl. That was late. Yeah. He was one of them niggins. He was in there with me. He was in there with me. I was the nigger holding the camera with the weekend.

That was me. Hey man, I'm gonna listen to that one song on the whole way home. What's the name of that bitch? Every song about cocaine. What's that one? He was singing his ass off on that bitch. I couldn't watch this shit. But every song about cocaine.

I'm gonna sit there till I find it. That nigga got some heat though, man. We talked to some good shit. Yeah. Drugs and holes. That's all right, man. And the fucked up part is like, this was the basic weekend song is about some drugs and some holes

and how he was already said before he got over the whole house from doing the drugs. And the only reason he was. was saying is because he ran out of drugs and the only reason he over there is because he was on the drug and he tried to make it seem like she just as high as him so he's trying to get high enough to go over there to be around her because they both have but in the morning they both gonna be straight mm-hmm but he always seemed to have a flight to catch in the morning I only fuck you

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He's got like a sprinkling of him, Jay. He's the coldest nigga to ever do, like, any kind of Michael Jackson inspired anything. What if he's, like, Joe Jackson's side chicks, kids, grandchild? What if he's actually Michael's real son? I can see that. That could happen. Can he move from? Can he...

He didn't inquire. His mama wife. Check this out. His mama white. He can't do it. So Michael. So Billy Jean is his mom. So that's why Mike was like, the kid is not my son.

But guess when Mike used to come get him? On the weekend. Mm-hmm. Wow. And you dropped that shit in Black History Month. Boy. But one time he went to the party next door, so is that his kid too? Come on.

That might be his kid too. Nah, because, you know, because there was blood on the dance flow that night. It was. Mike was a cold nigga man ever since Dallas officer said that shit I didn't want to try to find any type of Michael Jackson shit to just watch to see what he was doing

people kept sending me that clip you remember when they was playing that video with Mike at the Super Bowl and then nigga jumped up through the screen and he was on top of that bitch yeah and he was popping off on different ones and you ain't know which one I remember when Moonwalker was new

me motherfucked out on your dog ass, motherfuckers just yelled for like 10 minutes. He did. Or something ignorant shit. Well, we really just hollied it. Andy, are you okay? You remember when Dallas, well, when he was talking about how that motherfucker was showing him them, them tapes and him in other countries, there'd be 300,000 people screaming.

Go back and watch some of that shit, you'll be laughing your ass on. My God! My God! Growing me and crawled. No, no, I used to watch Michael Jackson in the bookroom. My God! In different languages. What the motherfucking crap?

How are you, me, look, look it? Oh, yeah. McGah! Yeah, a French-new single, smooth criminal is funny. My God Christ! Michael Christ! My God, Christ! And then they pass out, and then they pass them back.

You see Michael Jack, your whole family out there crying. Your mama, your daddy, and your little sister. Everybody's right. My God. Like, Daddy? I know, man. ABC, Nick. I just be wondering what be their favorite Michael song that make them cry like that?

All of them. All of them. But what if that was his shit? Like, if you don't matter who you are, like if you're around this nigga long enough, he got one song guaranteed to make you cry. One song that can make everybody in the world cry. Got to be that song. You remember when that nigga did that song for the free willy soundtrack? That's it.

whole meat that shit yeah oh yeah that niggins song that with a whale niggins that shit to make you share the tip he had every every type of child in the world on the video with him like every like one kid like send me one child of all you guys racist all of them that's crazy how you order every kid shit that's it's called human trafficking that shit is apparently It's Michael Jackson though. People used to give him kids. You can't give your kids, boy.

Yes, you can. They did. You know, they're gonna be taking care of, though. No, you don't. Wow. How you, they were having the sense. No, bro, it's literally video footage of people running up to Michael's car trying to give him kid like, maybe. My God.

My God. Give me another one. Give me another one. His name is my guy. Michael, please, though. Michael, please, though. That's why he came out of the kid. That's why he came out the kid.

The best thing about that accent is can't nobody get man because you're not sure exactly what country that is. Whatever country that is, they talk exactly like that. My God! My God! Michael a Glee's talk. Michael Glee's talk. This is a nigga slam me in laptop right now. right now.

I thought these guys were cool. This guy. This guy. Oh, man. Carlos. Carlos. Carlos, he was funny. Joke, joke, joke type.

You think it's joke type. No, that shit didn't get serious. Now, look, listen, everything not for funny. Everything not for funny. I used to love this guy so much. No, no, Michael, please. No, no. No, like, listen, no.

No. I like Chico, he's nice. He's nice. That's how I know the... Now it's not like where he's cold at. I'm like, where is he located? How you know a nigger being their feelings in the comment section? Where's Chico? He's nice. I like him.

Carlos a dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. Bigger! It's a dick, man. Hey, slow. You know the funny this shit? What?

What? Ask you from some shit and you re-tweets. No. What's that after you? They don't say L.O.L. Manila. Can you send me $250? Man, they'd be in my deal with the long story.

I'll be like, fuck that. Just a simple note. Nope. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing none of that. They try to pull me in at first. Bat boys are comedy, right? So my daughter.

Oh, god damn it. Give yourself. Like, yeah, she needs a kid. She needs $800. You got to help the kids. I only help the kids when it's legit. Because everybody got a sad story. They really be, I don't know where they be basing these asking wants and requests from.

One lady for real hit me up and said that I need to send her $13,000. God damn. So she can ride through the desert. Oh yeah, I remember this. Holistic medicine. You, yourself? Yeah. One dude said he need $25,000.

So he can start. so he can start a trucking company he said that all he need is for me to give him 25 000 so he can start his trucking company to make his dream come true i need to give him some money so to make his dream asking for dreams right how this shit was going to reciprocate back to you so i need to go out here and strive to be a good person right and then not only strive to be responsible enough to have leisurely cash to fulfill other people's dreams. You just flip, fuck what I got going on in life, my hopes and dreams and aspirations. I need to stop what I'm doing to give somebody else the opportunities to pursue their dream.

And the only reason that they're not pursuing it and they're not successful is because of me. I'm the motherfucker holding a nigga back from their dream. There's so many niggas and niggas family. You gotta get a nephew who rap money before you give another nigga money. Like, come on, bro. You gotta get him's money before you get a nigga who's gonna.

No, fuck my family. And who need dental work? Stop. That's right, niggins. It's a real shit. What's what's wrong with you? Diggas is crazy. What about my little cross-eyed head cut?

You think you're the only, they think they're the only people who get. You think you, I'm, like, you're not the only, motherfucker with some bullshit-ass ideas right they get your only fans my boy who the niggins will need the money got there but that one I guess I'm going first like can you get do a kick start it don't work like that now I guess somebody pay you some people think that they actually supposed to be supplied and given chances to fuck oh do it like

shark at the expense of other people the Carlo shot yeah you got 25000 people got to No, you gotta make a business with $25,000. See, that's the type of shit that they be doing to try to set up. They were like, bro, if you put $25,000 up and then do it like Shark Tank. Yeah, too exactly what's a sharp tape. Mm-mm. Because everybody that you don't pick, going to be like, well, hell, we feel like, shit, you should just give us some money and invest in us as a route.

You can't win in that situation. Because everybody who lost after that, not guess what their story changed to. What? I should have won that bitch. My idea. But then they could get a spinoff show. They ain't gonna give a fuck about that. They're gonna be like, he could have picked me.

That's the name of their show. You can sit there and like, look, I'm not the one picking. We're gonna put this shit out for everybody else. No, man, he could have picked me. The thing is, motherfucking could still do it. What? Whatever the fuck the idea was, just do your motherfucking idea. Yeah, because that's how people on chart.

Do your idea. It'd be better if we did it from ideas that's already made it. I already made it, nigga. What the fuck if you come out with? I don't know. Motherfucking be having trying to experience. Fuck ya out of here. Do some work.

Work ends. Sometimes if you don't win, that don't mean you lost. If you don't win? Yeah, because she, Molado was on that rap show. Look at her. She winning. Yeah, she won.

No, she did. Eventually. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to. Right. That's what I'm trying to do. That's the best thing. Anybody can do that what they like.

I can take where I am now and be like, yeah, I won, nigger. But I lost along the way. Yeah, you got to take some losses. Right. You will. I was just trying to make this What is this package about losing?

That's a pamphlet for your shark tank. How niggas sign up. That's the application. What is that? But that's the thing about, you know, being, talent you're hard to judge talent because you never know somebody might have saw you lose and they like the way that you handle yourself and they're like you can't deny a superstar man everybody with talent ain't a star some motherfuckers just that shit just hit different when they

do it that shit there for sure yeah there yeah there go What is the package say? Huh? What does the package say? Why the front look like an FBI document? That's because. What kind of shit is being passed, man? Are we doing espionage, nicked out?

Are we secret agents around this bitch? You're not telling me, B? Yeah. Is that why Joe is all looking different with his hairstyle? Yeah. The first page, the first page on our special bulletin. It's actually some comments from the comments section. Oh my goodness.

Here it goes. Redacted. Redacted. Yeah, so people love when we read comments on the show. Come on, man. Who's that, bro? And we got tired of trying to figure out, you know, who said what. So a lot of these, these just random-ass comments, you get what I'm saying.

So this is, I guess these are comments from the Slink episode. This nigga said, Slink dressed like he's about to give his life to Christ for the third time. You ain't shit Chris C.J. Williams said slink was born the same year Rosa Park said no that's black history. He said slink dressed like he said sling dressed like he dropping off the last child support check. That's funny. He said this episode should have been named Pastor Carlos talks to Jesus. That would have been hard. Hey, this podcast, that podcast was for everybody who know Jesus is black for real.

Oh, check this out now since you think we're so local. Hey, Carlos, I'm living in Cambodia. Listen, everybody watched this shit. Let me pause for a minute right quick. You mean to tell me my Cambodian niggas is out there watching this? Claven. Cambodians? Clayton.

Come on, man. My name. Carlos. Michael. My God. My God. Cleese. Please.

Oh. Let's just kissed it, baby. My God. Hold up. Wait a minute. Ryan, you heard this? Cambodian. The Cambodians.

Come on, man. That's a whole other demographic. I hope they're eating some sugar cane while they're listening to the shit. And they're cutting it fast. I don't know. You might the dudes on YouTube to be building the whole house. Yeah. In the dirt.

It is. They'll be doing the thumbs up to tennis. Cambodians. Shout out to all my Cambodian diggers. One time for Cambodia. We need more than Freeman in the trap one time. That'll be hard. I said that.

I said it. Mm-hmm. Nick, let him narrow right now. You are all right? Don't let the weed defeat you, my name. It's not going to defeat me, bro. Put it where you? It goes, man.

You need water? Oh, you do? They're gonna put you in the commercial. Don't drink the water. They're gonna put you in the commercial. You two can walk a day. Yeah, fuck it. That weight loss challenge.

Carlos Pikes, Colos Pites obesity. Are you struggling? I take that as a weird, fuck it. This podcast is for everybody who live by a gas station that sell fried chicken and gills. Oh, that's Mississippi shit there. Oh! We got another one.

Another one. This one even dope than Cambodia. Hold up, Jay O'Hawin. This shit say, even us indigenous people watch this show, loves. Love from the Pacific Northwest Nations and Tribes. Yeah, that's what truck. That's what I stumbled because the last part called me off guard. Wow.

I saw the nations without tribes. They got Indian reservations. I mean, indigenous, they were you going to say that, correct. They can do what they want, they can fish as much they won't there catch you a fresh motherfucking salmon out the goddamn river and they said that shit off the time. I'm going to take me a second just to finish some shit for my indigenous niggins. Come on man. One time for them.

They went out there. They were showing love. What they smoking on out of there, bro? Who came out there? I came out there. I did like this little weed show with this dude. Where? And then, and it's outside of Seattle.

Seattle. I did. I went to the indigenous spot too. It was a casino? Yeah. Yeah. And Connecticut. No, I'm in that one. Yeah, I went to that one. Yeah, they got some. They got some dope-ass folks out there. Indigenous people fucking with us, the long way. Yeah, we got to do one of them. Bro. I wonder if my niggas in the jungle is listening to this shit. They did say Cambodia. There's a lot of jungles in Cambodia.

My Cambodian niggas, take this shit to the jungle. Just play it. No, no blue. Take the Bluetooth. Take a Bluetooth, and I'm talking about a speaker. My niggins in the jungle need to hear this shit. That's what's up. I want the people who live in them tree houses to hear this shit.

Somebody take this shit up there than them tree houses. That's hard. Oh. You got to get a good one. After that one, Rob. This motherfucker said, Carlos, the only nigga I've seen that can be high still keep his composure. Keep your composure. My niggas, man, my indigenous niggas.

My niggas, the natives and the tribes. Native tribes. Native tribes, Cambodians. They said it in a way to let me know that these are not the same folks. Right. No, it's right. Whatever. I ain't much of shit to hit the ground.

Man, that ain't nothing but. some old money I'm going to wash my clothes with I need to me I need that a little few dollars so I can get some quarters for what niggins tell a whole lot and I don't even accept change no more stop telling people that shit man that's hilarious some reckless I had to let niggas know it you couldn't get no because you tried to make it seem like I got a whole lot of shit and I ain't gained nobody shit and you got a whole movie coming out You think I'd let that shit ride, man?

If it was me, I would a damn show told him, man, my nigga, now he'd be great for one of these, you know. Y'all got a cooking, I'm eating chef-leater. I bullshit you're not. I couldn't fuck. No, bro. I couldn't fuck up. No, you wanted to go solo?

No, I did. I feel them. I'd just be trying not to get fired. That's what you'd be at there, bitch. Alright, hold on. But you could have said something. Nigger, I was acting like the help. All right.

He was doing extra jobs and shit. There's any trans following floor. I'm picking shit up. This a nigga carrying motherfucking clothes and shit. Hey, what are you doing? I forgot I was telling. They were like, talent good. I was like, shit.

Fuck that. That's not. I ain't good. I'm gonna make sure I'm good. I'm good. I'm reading this shit, right? This is just all the shit that didn't have. all the shit that didn't happen then this shit say little bicex shows off his new brisk

oh g i saw that shit you saw him show at all no i saw that shit i saw that shit got done i click on it i'll take their word for right oh nothing you're going to click on that what happened to his own I don't know. Now the niggins posted some shit on social media. You see? Got bored. Lost some titties.

Oh, man. Yeah, dude. This nigger really messed some tinn. Man, that shit clicked bait his foot, you know? He trolling the world, buddy. Hey, man. Whatever the fuck, that is, that shit funny. So he's a literal nigger with tits?

No. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know if this. I don't know if this shit really. Joe named the episode that. Nicky with tennis. Yeah. Joe love that. I don't need to see me and running. Stop, bitch. Hey, you mean, we have to see the shit. But why? Stop.

You can't make that kind of. How you let that in your spirit like that? You can't. You got to be. You don't know what the tithes out. You have to be asked. Like somebody. Ain't nobody asking for shit. Ain't nobody say I wonder what they look like them. It just comes. with a computer full of niggil tis that shit is funny as hell that's how some of the girl

look when they cut their head on y'all could get y'all can get sued for some shit like that he can't just show a nigger that shit everything you and him he meant sued yeah he worked with a company distress shit sexual harassment limited liability Oh, he went to the, he did them seminar. You sat in and watched the Zoom. No. Fuck around and catch an intimidation chart. Clay, you saw the screen?

No, yeah. I'm trying to do this shit. Yeah, it's a lot. Nobody wanted it. Like, bro. He didn't have one picture. This nigga made his own collars. It's a screen sentence.

They're like 10 different photos in the shit. shit spinning like a nigga on my slate. Now I've got to see these teeth from the side. Yeah, what is all these tabs? He was getting... All the tabs? How he pulled that shit up that quick?

He had this shit. He was getting a mouse pad made with that shit on the nigga. Yeah, go to another subject. It should be my mouse pad, bro. Oh, this crazy. Take all that out. You think... That's why that shit was blacked out.

No, you think that this shit gets you crazy. Oh. No, Diddy sue and Sean John. But how? Because they use his image and likeness and his persona without his permission. How? What?

Bro, you know shit fucked up when Diddy got to sue Sean. That's crazy. If that ain't fraud, I don't know what it is. No, everybody named in the lawsuit. It's Puffy in the lawsuit. Brother Love. Diddy. Diddy.

Point at each other. What is happening? Well, whatever. Apparently he sold the company or some shit, but he got to sue him. Loz, you could do that shit. No, I can't. I'm not suing. Sue yourself.

Yeah, sue yourself. Sue yourself. I can't believe me, Your Honor. I'm out of control. No, when she get to the point where you gotta get, like, man, fuck that, me. Police head, Nick. The type of nigga got to call the police and tell on the nigga.

Got to go with that. Right. Right. What the fuck I'm doing on my shirt? You see, hey, you remember when I told y'all I had them motherfucking knock off Jordans with the Barack Obama on the bitch? So apparently Barack Obama got some nuggets for real now and they're selling for $25,000. And guess what they didn't do?

Ain't nobody called and told me shit. Why? If it wasn't for me beliving them motherfuckers way back then, they were going to call me. When they dropped, they was only for him, they was a player edition. Like, I think. One of them sneaker heads got a pair. One of them, the mayor or somebody. I won't never be around, the motherfucker, 25,000.

I'm gonna fuck around and get me something, because I'm tired of people treating me like, like, I'm not capable. I buy me a pair of them bitch. And went, and won't even lace them, like these. Give a fuck about this. Where are you going to wear that Marat and like these two? Just inauguration. No, man, I had to meet Barack to buy them this. I bear them, though.

I don't know where the fuck you'll wear them to. You got to have him, he got to sign them. If you get them, you got to sign them. I was like, you got the meeting got to be a part of the whole transaction. He got a notice, nigger. I'll wear him to the B to a war. You got my shit on, maybe? Look at there.

How'd you get those? How'd you get them? There it go. Those are fake. Lose time in there? Yeah, he had on shows. Uh, show, look at the shoes, those are the shoes, right? Yeah.

Give them here outside. What shit you want? Get me outside of them. These bitches were 25,000. You're not saying the shit. They say what they look like? You said the box. You're gonna bring the box?

You gotta remember bring the box. If I pay 25,000, I'm taking the box everywhere. You had a box on you? Yeah. In a lockbox. What? Keep the box like box. Like, no, when the roll.

I wouldn't do that shit. I wouldn't do that shit. There's too much other shit that I want that's way in front of shoes. The most you spend on shoes. The most? The most you would spend on shoes. Two racks. That's it.

That's the cat. So you're not going to be like. The most I have spent on. Like on no collector shit. I'm talking about like, yeah, Nick James Brown wore it. You know what I'm saying? Oh, okay.

Awesome other shit. For me personally. Like even if it's sneakers though, yeah. The craziest shit. The limit. The cap. For any kind of shoes like designer, no more than, I think three should be the max. The most I would ever spend on some, any type of shit like that, that'll be my stopping point.

Three thousand? Yeah. You. Shit. You bought a bitch of TV. All right, man. And that shit better come with some guaranteed pussy. It ain't.

It ain't. Don't buy it. Trust me. I'm gonna stick to my little two hundred. I'm telling you, don't do it. Yeah, man. It's the same hose. Whether you got socks or shoes on, it's the same hose.

Because this is a nigga Balford. He was giving a long country dick, too. Dida flip-cloth. He don't even own no shit. Yeah, he ain't got no shoes. Holy this song. He wear goddamn dunk man. That nigga wear them shack sheds.

Jackson. Hey, well, he might wear the team joins, fucking shit out of that bitch. Knocking her off. Right. She requested. And he don't pull it up in the balenciagas and he's sitting there. He wearing them Richard Hamilton joins. Them women don't be respecting them thick-ass shoes, though, man.

Women don't really give a fuck, long as they're clean. Them thick stands with. That's the thing about it, though. It's like, you can't say women. Yeah. Because it's all kind of women. You're right. They do like that shit.

Yeah, they'll fuck with you at any point in life. It just depends on what you're at in life or what type of woman. And what type of woman that is gonna be. What they're paying attention to? Yeah, man. Right. It don't stop. It don't.

So whatever. Please tell them. Yeah, you know. There's a lot of niggas out here. There's a lot of ugly niggas who got some beautiful women. And then there's just a lot of ugly people in the middle fucking around. And then there's some people. Can't never speak for nobody universally because everything don't apply to everybody.

Have y'all never stared when you see a mix-matched couple like? That ain't none of my motherfucking busy. But sometimes it do be kind of funny. Like you'll be out and then you'd be like, who is fucking these people? Like that lady be at Walmart. Like anytime you go to Walmart, it's one big-ass lady riding around in a little school. little school. Oh man. One some of the kids behind it like somebody knocking her

off. Nick, the buggy fool and her little cart full. Yeah, but he's smart enough not to be in that wood. Now he'd be just far behind. Yeah, he'd be at the house because he's slick embarrassing of what he's doing because he know he wrong for hitting that lady in that schooler. I see both up in the cart before. In the car? Two, like a couple. Oh, he got his she got her. Do some big ass back. They wouldn't get that much Oh man, nah.

Two baskets full? Yeah, they had just got in there, but I was like, look at this shit. And I just left out of the Walmart. That's probably one week worth. One week worth of shit? Hell yeah. That shit probably gonna make it all the way to the register. Man, but everywhere you go, you see people who be fucking with each.

Go to the fucking CBS. See them old-ass couples in there buying shoes, them soft shoes. off shoes and walking with the tennis balls oh we got to be the long they do you know that they sell them tennis ball walkers by themselves like them walk the tennis balls and that they sell them individually I seen something a bit they already got tennis balls out no it's the tennis balls that cut already so you don't have to cut them yeah because old people so irresponsible if you all you're supposed to not do all that shit at this point

You shouldn't be fucking up. But it ain't really no nice way to ask, and then you gotta kind of be specific. Right. Hey, grandson, do me a favor. All the writers. Cut me up. I need you.

I need to make a small X in the tennis ball. It need to be big enough that it opened up, but small enough way it won't rip the tennis ball. I'm just gonna drop it down in there. Oh hell, you don't cut all my tennis balls. I ain't said cut it in half. Once I'm doing, you gotta do what you got. Nah, I got an odd amount.

I can only put three on him. Shit! Act like you can't do shit I ask you to do. Let it be that goddamn game. Well, I would, but I would, but my hand's shaking. Let it be that game. They're gonna do. Before you got a little showcase at your rap shit, I'm up there.

One day we're gonna be sitting around and we're gonna all have them shoes with the two velcro straps man god forbid no you ain't never gonna wear that they're gonna make old folks nikes where it's look like lazy but it's really the strap no that's fuck it on one of these episodes i'm just gonna get me some of them velcro shoes you're gonna have both one strap my uncle used to wear them shoes with church saw that shit used to get that's what he's so That's what I'm aware of it. No, bro.

And he had some bulls out, that nigger might have some, he might have some khaki shorts on. He got the Wayne Williams look? No, man. He'll have some khaki shorts, so I say, man, I never want to get 62. That was like an early 80s in Atlanta signal like, dog, brother. Then-ass church saw. Me get the fuck out of that. He didn't have no rebel around the top or none.

It was just, like, you know, like one of them was higher than the other. Fuck y'all, I'm gonna buy something. Man, I'm gonna blow them bitches up. That'd be so hard, niggins just making the-all-black. Bro, I wonder if us as niggas could run the price of them Walmart, like, running shoes. They do, the Air Monarch.

Spice Adam did that shit. No, not the Air Monarch. I'm talking about the Walmart that come classed together. The non-slip managers' shit? I wonder how long you to take niggas to run the price of them up to $100. That's a big man. Like GameStop? Yeah.

I'm saying, like, we just, like, it don't matter where you go, Walmart ain't got the bitch. is nowhere like we bought them all exactly i bet you can't get up there all the rap we're gonna be on e-bag you said on e-bba you said they be on stock eggs for 2 35 but you said nigger would want buy his e-s shit like me we out here we ain't slipping on no grief by that how the how the nick did dickies back in the day you couldn't find dickies nowhere bro they can't never catch your slipper got no we got a no slug niggins we're getting the dickie I had to stop reading these comments because this one lady was like, I ain't never smoked weed in my life, but the way y'all be smoking on that make me want to smoke.

Oh, she's ready to fuck. I know. That's a good thing. And she's lying. She's lying too. Right. I ain't never smoked weed in my life. They'd be flirting with smoking one right there.

They'd be flirting in the comments. Typing and smoking. My mother would be acting like she'll be smoking. I'm just scared they're going to be a lady in the comments. She's not. be like I have a very rare 1969 cherry red

s.cimero and I only give it to Carlos now I gotta go find this motherfucker I'll be back in two weeks I'm going to Oregon Oregon

oh you're going looking long that was the voice though that was you heard yeah she smoked cigarette yeah no every since the divorce it's in pristine conditions

exactly what are the key words that it'll be like I gotta go really see you know how they got them description words rare muscle car that's all they gotta say because there's a lot of women got some shit just at their house that they ain't never gonna do shit with I saw show I saw show Barry White wife got all his shit still like her shit still nice you go get it fixed up and everything oh Barry White's widow Barry White was a cold nigga bro this need better orchestra on Soul Train Okay.

Cold shit. How y'all feel about the Super Bowl? I feel like a jackass. You bet against Tom Brady? And I said it when I was doing it. I said, niggins say don't bet against him, but lock me. Didn't I tell you that? I told you that didn't.

That was my exact words. You don't, there's two things you- No, you taught me to stop gamut. I did. There's two things you don't never bet against. So he gives you nothing but great advice and you didn't tell any mercy? Damn, boy. You don't never bet against Alabama Crimson Tide and motherfucking Tom Brady?

I'm just saying. Tom Brady didn't even look sweaty at the Super Bowl. He wasn't even tired, bro. Yeah, he was just like, what were we doing after this, bro? He was so well rested that he got towed up with his teammate. Man, you saw how drunk that nigga was? They said he didn't walk him. Boy, they shot to Pat Mahon.

He was so drunk, you saw the dude holding him up. That was Tom Brady and real cousin. Right the real cousin. Yeah, damn. He took a beat, bro. That was his real cousin holding him up. And you ever be so drunk, you had to have a close family member come to get you. Right.

Because he know you and shit. Their cousin that's two years old than you, bro. You're tripp, tripp. Tom, your kids are here and everything, and you driving the boat? My nigga, you're doing way too much. That nigga threw the trophy across the boat. Grunk told him to, they both were drunk. And then you're white boys get white boy drunk.

Hey, you know, them niggas are looking like, This happened. This happened. Let me the trophy. We got a lot of these. Fuck it, man. I got a bunch of these, bro. But if we fucking, if it falls, we get an other one.

Get an NFL world. They better fucking give us another one. We'll be better for it. My fucking get drunk. They're pouring bill all on it. One, two. Dude, you fucking caught it. You better catch it, bro.

That nigga Mike Evers was looking like, buddy, nigger tripping, boy. He ain't a knicker. These niggas had too much to drink, boy. They were wild. Yeah, they had shut the party down at 3.30. They were like, bro, cut this off. Cut everybody out.

They've been drinking since 6 o'clock this morning. You see why they're hanging with these niggas, boy, they do crazy shit all the time. That's because they're rich as hell. They can do that. Right. You know, all the niggas on the team were like, boy, that boy, Tom. Boy, crazy. Boy, you saw you through that bit?

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They were like Aspen Cudgeon when he was walking through. Tom Brady run like his feet don't bend. He run? No. I'm still with him. Like a Kansas City code, you need to cuss their ass. How the fuck y'all losing to a motherfucker who ain't rained? And Patrick Vaughn't.

He didn't have to. Them goddamn crazy ass those off. Man, that nigga. He kept hitting people in the face with the bow. But he was in the rage. in the face that dog he hit me directly like that he was hitting me directly in the hell it's hard as fuck to make shit happen when you on the run bro man he was good and i said damn that was your shot right there yeah about two of that was your shot right though don't act like he didn't

have a dog as well he mawned up that why i bet it with him shit you're gonna stop you're gonna learn one day everything you doing ain't even in the motherfucking right That's what you give for being selfers. You see how God don't like ugly shit? Mm. Try to go down there and be successful by yourself. I ain't told them about nobody. This is Eddie Murphy we're talking about.

What about that time I call you? They know what about no time. No. I said come being my skit. Your skin ain't coming to them, man. I say, I'm gonna do this skit. How many niggas was in that skit? No, you don't understand what a star is.

He can tell me, come be in my skit. He's got four other niggas in that motherfucker. You're not about to make me prove myself. I've been knowing you way low, him. I'll never ask you to do with some more niggas. Do that close, could you please be in my skit? Yeah, man. He down there with Eddie Murphy.

He didn't say come be in my movie. But Lose will make you feel like you could call it. Ask him that, because Lowe's like, bro. Anytime you need me, let me know. I don't say shit. For a skit, though? I don't think shit like that. Well, you gave me the assumption.

You're like, nigga, I'm here for you. Like, you're like, nigga, I want to see you win. So you ain't telling me you want to see me win? Not like that. Nope, not like that. That's not how you win. Like a skit during the pandemic? I think it was pre-pandemic.

Man, let me quit bullshit, because niggas are motherfuckers on the internet. Yeah, they go crazy. Those really ain't shit for hating on nab like that. I mean, they're poddner. You're supposed to really get your partner the prop. For being in the mother. They know you're bullish. I am, but I ain't.

You could have told them, bro. You could have told them folks that we was over here. I'm just saying. It was me, Ronnie, Joy, and Clay. We had already, like, discussed it kind of before you got here. The news had said so much, they were like, it's dope how 85 saw putting that on the hip hop award. And I was like, yeah, that's some real-haired news.

Uh-huh. But that was to the dude who drove you up there. He ain't had shit to do with really nothing that could. He didn't think shit he could have really deal with, none of that information. I kept my hoodie on, though. That one day, that one day, you was on set for three weeks. One day.

And you got a bunch of $85 a hundred. Yeah, I started giving me this shit. He was on set for three weeks? Yeah. Two weeks and three days. Two weeks and three days? Can't count the weekend. No, that's, hey, when they get, when SAG do the paper roll,

he's going to get what? Come on, man. Oh, he's going to get residual? What's you talking about? Oh, he's in the movie. He's a movie star. this really his episode we just in it right I was just trying to let people know that NAF has graduated to bigger and better thing so ain't no need to ask me no hope

don't get all in the comment we're in the have coming back I'm not I'm not the one who changed congratulations brother shit this is good I thought this was the show I get my damn award so I got to come back now dude did I see you on the trailer in the 75 South Shore Award for man, these niggins show a change up on you. You gotta slow that motherfucker down and you gotta blow it up. And I made the trailer. Clayton. In the trailer?

You was in the trailer. What they put in the trailer? Oh man, the trailer more. But I wasn't supposed to be. I was just at the right spot. That's what I saw the movie. That's what made give it that little you want to see it. I ain't even gonna act like I seen it.

I saw it. He did it. I saw it already. I saw the trailer. I saw it. I'm probably going to skip it apart. Damn, low, come on, man. It's for real shit.

Lo, me. I want you to hit me and say you proud of it. I'm not. I'm not. First time I'm watching shit, I ain't even going to see your part. Damn. Go ahead. Watch it, man.

No. Watch it. No. Don't tell him you watched it. Act like you didn't, but watch it. But this is the answer. same nigga told me like we setting this up for you to lunch off you can't just keep coming on here who said lunch on you can't tell you can't tell one you don't know what i said launch off you can

tell one niggum make you know what i said what i'ma do is rockley bojee i'ma lift you up just enough for you to launch off like this and then you do your own shit you'll never come back here no more and do shit in life basically kicking it Amen. Don't show no more. Nothing. That ain't him. He tried to fuck out you that time.

That's me. Man, that's a local bread. Stop it. That ain't now, bro. That ain't now, bro. Who is that? And that me standing next to rotten a pair. Man, that ain't him.

Mm-mm. That's not the best thing you don't ever brought over here and showed me. Because I ain't get a good picture like that. Delete, thanks. Delete. Why you got pink pajamas on? Nah, it was a linen suit. A linen suit.

So you were just out here wearing pink linen. Salmon. I see how you got in the movie. You showed up with the linen? No, it was part of the wardrobe. Yeah, it was your own shit. Can you talk about? No.

No, shit, why not? Not on hearing, you're not. Oh. That's enough. Don't know for this. Hey, show you, Ryan. Don't show him shit. Boy, who is that?

That's not, they got a... A black yelks. They got a nigga to play you. See, I ain't come over here. I ain't come for this shit. That's not a nigga to play you? Y'all niggins ain't going to act like y'all. Why are you looking tall?

What the fuck is looking up? Oh, hilarious. See, I understand Rodney Perry ain't say shit. But you? But you? So this whole time this scene going on, these people have no idea. Man, I'll be quick to say who my favorite comedians are. Who?

Rodney Perry. Lou Nell. You named who the fuck was on that movie? I named who I took pictures with in my 85 South Woody. Wow. Wow. Wow. Right there on the.

Right on the south side. Running Joy and Boyin down now. He gave you the hoodie. You didn't bought another nigger hoodie. What the fucking is, bro. This nigger here, man. Clayton. That's what's wrong with her.

He thought I wasn't gonna say shit. And he always told me, Lowe, if you ever see me do this, bro. You make sure you tell me. Nothing look at how he's sitting there when I tell him. Dirty motherfucker. Oh, Lord, that's special off the chain too, bro. Hey, man.

You know. Yeah. You know who did it? Yeah, same niggas I've been doing shit. I ain't switch it up. One thing about me, I keep the same niggas. It did switch it up a little bit, Who the fuck start to clap, man?

Come on. This is a fucking shit. And I would start with a golf clap. I ain't switch up on my niggas. All my niggas has something to do with. Well, why I didn't open up? Because, yeah. Same reason why I ain't in that movie.

You want me to share all my opportunities with your stagging at. Don't want to create no opportunities to me. I'm supposed to make you a part of everything I got going on. Load, this is a part of the plan. It's a part of the plan. Your plan is selfish, man. Watch, you gonna see what I got for you. Nothing.

I'll see how you do it. I got something for you. What? Something coming? Come on, man. No, I can't say nothing. I ain't bet. You got something for love?

Yeah. What? No. If he got something to do, don't. Nope. I hate that you're sitting in front, oh boy. Oh, boy. No matter what, I'm gonna support y'all in there.

I'm gonna support you too. I'm gonna go see it. First day it comes on. Now that I know where he had, I'm not to look. Amazon Prime. Well, is there another one? So you must ask some kind of deal? Can you get back?

You got some kind of deal with Amazon where you just get and everything they got going on? Nah. You know Jeff? Bezos. Yeah. Now, let me find that... You're talking about JP.

Let me find that you... Find that you cut a side deal like G. Money. He came to the set a few times, landed the jet. Yeah. Don't you got a Tesla now? No. Got a little nine eight on it. You just call it Tesla.

You just call it Tesla. It's got a new motor. Man, this shit. This family is that, man. Let me talk to my real cousin. Ronnie Joy, man. What can they get these dope-ass? What can they get these dope-ass hats at, man?

Official blessed a.f.com, I appreciate it. Blessed a.F. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blessed. You know what I'm saying? Appreciate it. And favored. Blessed and favor.

Blessed and favor. anointed and appointed blessed and fearless oh you can make church lady faces drop what's that stand for blessed and fortunate okay whatever you want to stand for

whoever is usually and took off man and I don't think a lot of people know I appreciate man you was very early support for real like first press really you know what I'm saying years ago you think so you know maybe you should

Follow my example. Exemplary. Right. Yeah, they're my fucking cold, bro, that it's just something about it. I just want, you know, go on that take you back to go into your granddaddy's spot.

Hey, this drug, this shit going on, you know. Yeah, to go get your granddaddy out of the pole. On what? Yeah, I got a red version of that one with the gold. Oh, so that's why I ain't got no real one. Huh? That's why I don't got no real one. Come on.

You got a way. Oh, right. So you only get a red one's the movie store. No, I had actually when y'all called to book me for this show today, I was running around to do a husband shit and that this is what I had on me So I you know I'm you know I live in Athens so brother I was already on the east side I'm gonna tell you what I really want to go home and change and get some more shit for you when you went when I ever seen Nav with a hat on He won't he he wanted the skit in the waterboard skit The shit you don't want to be in the shit you know

So hats funny I think you got a hat on. It's props. I always got on a hat, but he thinks that shit funny. I'm gonna be somebody else I put, I just put a hat on. This is me. Don't have my hat on. So you still-

That's my shit. You don't see me trying to take my hat off and be like, oh, I'm gonna be like now, man. Is now still playing? So when I shoot a skit, guess what? It's still gonna be me with a hat on. Yep. Yeah.

Don't do my shit, bro. Be yourself. They know you with your hat off. So when you do, so when you act then, keep the motherfucking hat on. I hand it to the back. That's all, exactly. Oh, no. That ain't how you do that shit.

Nothing, never mind. Okay, cool. Cool. Oh my God. What the fuck is so funny, Joe? That's what the fuck I want to know. Hey, don't tell him. Yeah, so he thinks.

He thinks Hass is funny There ain't no fucking prop I appreciate Man, Ronnie. Where your shit for real Niggins, you think it's a game. Shout out to Joe, man. He gave me a good writing opportunity, man. Oh, dude. You see how Joe

Joe looking out. Yeah, but that's through you. That's how, you know what I'm saying? I know. Wow. Me again. You like the nuclear shit. He said, wow. This is like what big boy ran down on the lights kid dude on ATL. Hey man.

I'm talking about the stove. I knew he wasn't going to, I knew he wasn't going to tell them folk, damn. Those gave me the money so I could do the audition. That was up, man. See how you do me? Hey, when you signed across 85, sidewalk. All the wrong people down. Now.

Lord, what you mean? Alarious. You had to pay for the audition? How much? No, pay to get it taken. Oh, how much it cost? I don't want to put Los Biddings out. How much you got you like an hour?

He got you a little studio time to just record your shit. I kind of told him I needed an outfit and some more shit for it. So he threw some extra on it. Made me a... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It made it sound like he had already had got the little, you know, the little part of it. So he financed the audition?

Then tried to make it seem like, man, they ain't going to do nothing. Wow. That's all the whole time. He was on said. Wow, he was down there. You could have FaceTime the song, did you? Yeah, guess when I heard from him. When he got home?

After it was done. Oh, rap, not even like for the day. Look, the shit about to come out and about two. Oh, you just told you? Oh, I had found out. I told you, Los. You lied. He laughed like a motherfucker.

He nigger hit me to him out. Oh, I thought your boy told you. You know, Clay. He said, damn, you ain't after no money in a minute. And that's when I told him. What? That's how... Because he used to me in him up, you know, mutton money.

That's how Todd was getting introduced to you. Hold'in out keeping the shit going like he ain't did nothing You saw the trailer. I said, it's trudging thing up there. The nigga, in the movie. In the movie. We, Eddie Murphy, and I send you all. Yeah!

And the nigga, the other nigga in the barbershop that we, what's his name? I know you know his name, dude. Oh. Wow. Wow. No. No.

Wow. Wow. Hey, but guess what? I told them when they're talking about doing my credit, I said- Good and Terrible, you know his real name. I said, make sure they know that I'm out of the 85-south tree. Shut the fuck. Who did you tell that to?

You didn't say that shit. No, I wouldn't tell him to- Hey, nobody tells nobody shit when you get a job, you turn into the motherfucker and me-man, nigger. Hey, what? Did you do that? That ain't me. What?

You got a beard in this picture. That ain't me. I don't know that. I got to do that. I appreciate you. I know you was on there. Yeah, man. Come on, man.

You tell Eddie Murphy you watch all his shit. You told Arsenio you watched all his shit. I know you did. Like, did you stay up and watch Arsenio. You're not even on that shit. That's the thing about this nigga ain't young. You ain't seen when NWA was on Arsenio? He ain't seen Arsenio be on Arsenio.

Wow. Even when they brought it back with Kay does? Yeah. That's when he saw it. That's when he saw it. He ain't know what it was supposed to be. No, but like... He brought on Farrakhan, bro.

That shit will be it. You told him that, then. No. Archineal winning, like... Mm-hmm. What? I was just chilling, bro. That we know of.

The whole time I had to get rid of, I'm steady watching that device up. Wow. That's what you was doing in the train? That was my whole fucking plan. I didn't want to say it. I wanted to be like, damn, what is he watching?

And then they see it and it go like that. You had to do it phones. Mm-hmm. But see, my plan just didn't work, Joe. You see what I'm saying? Nope. Nope. Lime, motherfucker.

You low down, now. Yeah. Whatever. Mav ain't say shit. I know you now. You fought for yourself. You needed something. You was probably I was supposed to be it for three.

You can just leave that because you damn sure ain't human. God damn. No, because the human would have brought the nigga name up. My nigga looted them, man, that ain't crazy. All locused in my 85 self. Oh, yeah, that boy I got this from. I had it on. What better place to promote coming to America with Eddie Murphy and I sent?

You could have said that whole thing. He probably did have the hood of him, but he was like, man, it ain't even really chilly like that, down here. I took it off. You took it off. You took it off for every picture. Yeah. You got it wrapped around his waist.

Exactly. You got it around your waist? It's the new sauce. New sauce. Damn, man. Everybody know. We see how it is, though. You got a lot of friends that was on Comedyview, man.

They would love to call, bro. You know what I'm saying? Don't call nobody. Okay, so what's your conscience said? Look, just hypothetically. Nav just hit you and be like, man, you know we got him working on the movie, man. They probably need some writers or something.

I'm gonna say, alright, now. Who fuck have you been talking to? Man, the nigga that just gave everybody donuts. They need some writers down here, man. All right, all right, come down. What's his name? Just tell them, Gerald with the doughnuts. All right, man.

Now it all makes sense. No, I'm not fucking going, man. Every time I was hitting this nigga, you know how a nigga try to rush you out the phone. Lo, lo, lo, lo, no. Let me call you right, right, right, right back. Right, right, right, right. Can you add some laughing this shit. Hold on, hold up, Eddie Merger.

Yeah, like that. Hey, everybody's doing that. Andy Murper, hold on real quick. Westin' dice. Give me a second. Hold up. Hold up. Bro.

Hey, let me hit you right back. Where's Miss Miss Smith's Night telling us about he would need no Brown. All right. Hey, what are you at, bro? I'm hit you back, I'm hit you back, bye. He said your name. He never said your name. Yeah, he says, friend.

Hey, bro, bro. Friend, what's good? My guy, all right. My guy, let me hit you back. Friend, what's all? No, not, no. Man, we got to, we got to wrap it up. Who is that? I don't know who the fuck.

We got to wrap it up, man. Now we got, you know, he probably got moves stuff to do. Hey, we got all type of shit to do. When you're going to the breakfast club, you got to promote for the movie, right? You're going on the press run? I don't even know my name. Oh, okay. Tell them where they can find it at.

Bro, do you know when they did the rap party? Like, they even... You know when I posted this episode, I'm going to put an old dude from the movie. I ain't even going to be no nab green in the time. You're going to keep it like how... Carlos Miller, Ronnie Joy, and played in English, and friends. Don't do that, too. You demoted to friends?

And friends? Hey, you've been on the biggest tour? We're so-and-so and Frick, Ricky Smiley, and friends. And you wanted to friends? Right. Oh, man, this shit is hard. You gotta be friends. You're getting real.

I'm betting like that. So I look at the fly and be like, uh-uh, man, these niggins pitchers bigger than mine. Carlos Miller and friends. Who said? Hey, man. Who made my friends? Amen.

Who are these friends? Every time they put me in the play, they always try to make it seem like I'm sneaking on the show. I'm on a nigga special and friends. Oh, shit. Me too. They are branded friends. I mean, we shot at our studio, though.

And you're really his friend. He's a friend of mine. We should. And friends. I wanted to get on stage and we shot at our studio. And they spelled your name wrong. Renee. Renee?

Ronnaie Jordan But it's on Vimo Is it Vimo? Vimeo. Vimeo. Yeah, that They got so many old Vimeo Vivo. Vimeo. Vimeo. Vime. Video. And what's the YouTube one with the Routreuth? YouTubeio. What? Oh, that's Vimeo too. Ricky Rubio. Supio.

That's on your comedy thing. You got it on vinyl now, right? On vinyl? You're gonna do it, you're gonna do an album, a real vinyl album? By any means. Yeah. That's hard. I'm about to buy me a waffle maker too. Oh yeah?

What the fuck they gotta do it? It's the raw in 20s, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Nah, it's just that, bro. Get your shit together. That's where I'm at in life. I'm about waffles. That's a big step.

Any nigga in here to tell you, bro. Once you get to a point in your life where you actually need a waffle maker? That's somewhere, bro. A lot of black men don't make it to waffle make a, like, age. There's certain appliances that mean you grow. A deep freezer? Yeah. Oh, you're old.

You're an adult. You're fucking full adult. You got some shit off in a deep freezer. That air friar, a new one too. You can't get the little one. You got to get the big one with the dough that swang down. Yeah. There's some settings on that, motherfucker.

Yeah, you need a touch. Touch. Yeah. Well, your knives too, the grown shit. Cutting boards? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck is you doing, man? With the multiple sizes.

For that shit. Good knives, not them cheap knives. Right. Steak knives. And don't be trying to use the wrong utensil for the wrong shit. That'd be some of y'all problem. That's why you shit. You're eating out that little stained spaghetti bowl.

You're nasty motherfucker. Drinking out of juice cup. You didn't bought the motherfucking place that ain't even microwave safe. Right. You can't understand why all your food tastes like metal. Right. I stun them motherfucking and I just give them a teaspoon. A teaspoon.

Yeah, everything that you have, I have a little dollar. A servant side. Yeah. You don't get a big spoon in my house if you don't pay no bill. I like to eat in a bun. Fuck is you trying to eat a lot of fast at once for. Yeah, it take a long time to eat cereal with a teaspoon. Yeah, exactly.

Take your time and enjoy them fruit loops. Eat that shit the right way, man. Taste them. That's how fat people toured. I'd be like, man, you told me you didn't want me to come over here, but... Little spoons. Give him a little sporkman. At the park, man, one of the boys' clubs, forks.

All right, man, I'm about... This was really, you know, Nav's promotion for his movie. Coming to America, man. Hey, man, look, tell the people what they need to see about the movie right now. right now. Man, you gonna... He don't know. You gonna see it...

You gonna see a nigga rise. For real. You gonna see my journey. Y'all follow my journey here. Oh, your journey? My journey started with 85 South, man. My journey started with 85 South, man. And that just let you know, never forget where you come from and still come talk of your friends and you can kick you with your friends.

The same friends that supported you and believed in you guys. and believed in you when nobody else did. And not to be too long in, try to make this brief. Somebody tweeted. And they said, Nal got the potential to be a stock. And that niggilose, he ain't having to say that. He said, Nave is already a stuck. And that's the screen, that's the profile pick I got for him when he called.

It pop up. So every time he called me, it made me believe in me. Like he did That's amazing That's what the fuck. That was That is a Bro

Don't believe That was heartfelt, man This nigga did audition Right You're right You're right I can't wait to see you in the movie The church of hoping curses

That's the motherfucking line You just did right and I This is fucking Terrible man Oh What a new cap cap, cap, that's a quick. Oh, this nigger, man. Cap-a-waiter.

Oh, shit. Touch is capping Christ. You see me and you, y'all feel free to post and just hashtag 85 soft show, Journey. Journey. Journey. From 85 to coming to America, who would have thought? Right here, man, the whole movie stuff.

What a road led to. Wow. And I've been doing comedy 20 years. Well, I mean, after this, you know. After this, you know. So what you're doing after this, man? I mean, you're gonna branch out and do your own thing, you know, and create some opportunities

for, you know, the people who really fuck with. And that was the plan. I ain't wanna speak on it. I got a new TV series I'm developing right now. Where? What's the call? What? You?

No, we're gonna be doing voiceovers. I pitched, I pitched Carlos. No. And they want you to be in it. That's what I would come to break the go. Wow. This is the one you- Runny, Clay, y'all, fuck with it if y'all ain't busy.

Oh, man. I'm busy. Wow. Yeah, you're right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit.

See, me the info. What's the late email? I got you, Ronnie. Well, there you have it, folks. No, I'm fucking with. We're about to get the fuck out of here, man. Just turn up the pivot. Appreciate it, bro.

Thank you for having me, man. Pivotal. Man. We just talk this is shit. Yeah, we're gonna love y'all, man. Come on. Mike guys in there. You're gonna watch morning culture?

God damn, I ain't mentioned nothing. Yeah, morning culture. No, it's still a good. It's still a podcast. I'm sorry, man. You do it now. Man, y'all go to morning culture slash YouTube to watch morning culture.

Follows your show going crazy. Clayton on there a lot of times. Thank you, man. Y'all inspired. Y'all inspired the streets, man, to get their shit together. So that's what we're doing. So you plugged up around and got high over there and forgot to tell them. No, I was listening to this great story about fucking coming to America.

I'm like, bro, I'm feeling. I'm like, Eddie Murphy would be like, my YouTube channel. Man, did he call you? I was on more than culture like four or five times. Let me get by you, low. I ain't want to step over. Man, I've been holding my pencil for 28 minutes. Oh, that's why he's set up.

Yeah, oh my God, dang. And Clay went straight in there, motherfucker. Bro, don't ever hold your pee. Hilarious. Oh, shit. You could have got up and peed and came back. Right. You want to thank everybody for listening to the 85 South Show

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