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I kill you.
A nigga only understand what you meant.
Why I kill you.
Right, like I'm dead ass here.
I don't even think you understand what I'm gonna.
I really will.
I don't even think you want to fucking that.
That's why we keep shit in our head.
That's why we keep shit in our motherfucker here, but you know what I realize?
If you realize how the nigger life turned out, you realize why that why you just end up being a part of the story.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You watch their life, it deteriorate like a motherfucker.
This shit diminished.
Come on, they went,
them never was successful.
They never, they always fell.
They don't know.
Because you know what you did?
You was out here being an evil motherfucker, boy,
behind Claudeau.
You were drunk, bitch.
That far fucking reading all the way
bills made, right?
You ever heard the speakers on the day.
Yeah, that shit sounds good.
Need to be charged.
That sounds good.
You say?
He's the reason all out the way bill smell.
Who?
That man.
Oh, you said he's the reason why yon like what?
The way beer smell.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, boy.
I'm not my chorus teacher, right?
This is why my all ways well.
This is when they, you quote, unquote, go to retention.
You see what I'm saying?
They try to make it seem like a young goat's the detention.
It's real consequences out of that, because it's supposed to be like the warning.
Yeah, you're gonna come to detention.
You got detention.
I've been in detention before, cool, send the more.
We get into detention.
We get into the attention.
First of all, I'm my only nigga in detention.
We get in the offer, the niggins say,
yeah, I want you to read that book right now.
I want you to read that.
I'm like, all right, nigga.
This ain't no motherfuckered.
This ain't no punishment.
This niggas, sit down.
He said, they get closed.
I say.
But what you got going on?
I say, what you got going on?
I say.
Hey, man.
Um,
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go.
You know they're gonna suspend you.
I said,
shit,
they're gonna have to suspend me.
Yeah, I'm gonna, uh,
you know,
I'm gonna get on no five of here.
They're kinda bad, do.
I'm gonna like, man.
Yeah, they're gonna have to suspend me, shaw.
I went in there and told them four,
I was like, hey, man, told everybody in the school,
hey, but don't ever do detention you shout.
Shout on some freak shit.
I bet they moved his ass out.
I went out there, Sam, you gotta give me out.
Hey, Clyde, man.
I don't try home.
Big head, Corish, man.
Man, he's on freak of shit, man.
And nobody get close to you and tell you to read nothing, man.
Get me out of here, man.
I'm forward, like, all right, we're gonna switch your class, eh, but I don't want to be
running that, period, man.
I told everybody, hey, why I agree with that.
What's great with that?
Oh, yeah.
Got to go.
Well, they were nice.
You don't get close to you and be like, read, man.
I'm just out of the hell, bud.
I was too.
I was like, I was like, oh, no, let me.
Like, oh no, let me go.
You're gonna get suspended, buddy.
Hey, boy, I would get suspended.
He thought you were under a little nigga that he can buy a P3 for.
Boy, I don't know what he thought.
I'm out of here, but.
I used to get suspended and got thing, beat my mama to the mailbox.
And go high and got that got them on paper.
And still got on the school bus, but got off the school bus and went across
street to the goddamn Southernville in the croft and where late?
At this point, my mama couldn't even tell me anything about an an inbox school.
I had to be with my mama.
Six and eight grade, man.
But that taught me how to stay away
and how to finesse because I had to be me
and my mama were right on the level above me.
So they always be like,
do some cray, I'm going to get your mom,
and my mama will want my ass with my ass for me,
anybody.
He will fuck, I could be like,
I don't raise this reputation.
I'm cool in hell!
This shit is dropped and she hit me with this bill.
He tried to try out one time.
You tried to whip you at school.
What, I played that shit all, boy.
My partner gave her the belt.
the belt because I'm in there acting an ad.
He wants to see some shit.
I'm acting an ad, nigga.
Nigger say, niggas say, shit.
I said, what?
He said, nigger, your mama is acting dune.
My mama do not get up.
She worked hard.
What, she walked around in school for?
I'm in school.
I'm in school.
I'm in a class acting a donkey.
Y'all shut up.
Your mama always come up when you're doing some stupid stuff.
Then I have the teeth is like this.
Nick, I'm going to.
Listen, I'm going to grade.
You're acting to fucking move.
No.
He's like a fool nigga out.
He's like, rip on.
He said, John, your mama had the dog.
I'm definitely not believing him.
I'm like, nigger, shut out.
My mom, me working, nigga.
He's like, nigger.
Look back.
I look back.
Oh, dude, you know, you got the square long one in the door.
And mom, dude, like, dick.
I just see an alligator eye.
Undone.
She came in that room.
She said, she walks slow, too.
You know, my mama, she's dramatic.
She walks slow.
The teacher can't even tell him to get out.
She said, walked right pad to teacher.
She said, who got a belt?
My partner said, I do me with him.
She said, get in here.
Man, that bell, boy, that bell came right on time.
Now, what great deal with?
A-f, nigga.
She said, I soon that bell here on hand,
that shit was like, poo the time.
Niggins, I planned that shit on,
I kind of ducked that big, that bell wrong.
I ran out of the door, nigga.
I'm like, oh, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Because she ain't no wrong, so you're going to chase out there.
She's getting old.
Just see your ass at home.
But she wasn't stunning.
She just would let me know, like,
I'll pop your old ass, boy, don't you be up here embarrassing me.
I said, damn.
Tell him what started happening when you start drinking by yourself.
You said, what's not happening?
You get drunk alone.
That what do you do?
That ain't good.
I don't drink by myself.
She did that shit like poo-the-time.
Anybody can have somebody.
What are the hen dog?
Yeah.
Man, your ass on the hen, man, your ass.
That a hen dog.
You're gonna be sweating.
No.
He can't drink no, I can't drink no tequila, none of the other shit.
I told him, but you had a crossroad when you started drinking by yourself.
I can't drink there.
I got a house full of alcohol because doing these shows, they just give me 1942, so I got just bottles of brand new stuff.
And then I don't let nobody come there and drink and leave, so it just stayed up.
I can't do that.
And I got hit by drunk drivers, so ain't really.
For real.
I got new on legs and pelvis.
Damn.
What you mean by new arm?
Oh, this is titanium.
I got a ring in here.
Faked kneecap is metal.
The whole bone is fake.
2020, I got hit by a drunk driver on my motorcycle.
I died on Favon Road heading to Grady.
Then they messed around and stole my earring.
Damn, I'm glad you here, me.
Yep.
Who stole your ring?
The people in the album?
Grady.
Then we got this shit on camera?
This is live.
This is breaking news.
Damn, man.
Damn, gang.
Who weed this is in him?
Oh, that you, you know, you got an ass there, you know, you know, you can't.
Nigger, sway you be standing what you put it in a pack, black, so does the nigger walk up by the Lord has some weed.
You're like, damn, I got that shit.
That's your, no, you're bad.
I know, no, he's like, got added to me.
He said, you, you, you.
See what I'm saying?
That why I be asking questions.
Hold up.
Oh, yeah.
No, this is here.
No, I ain't did this man.
Oh, boy.
I don't go out at my home house.
Bruh, I literally
thought this track, sitting in the room.
I said, I'm going to make God dang
going to a line dance song.
So it happened in two different areas,
like at the studio and at my mama house.
And I was still staying there.
That was 2000.
With your mama, 18, yeah.
I was staying there,
in college like, ain't no reading for me to go nowhere
until I got dang on figure out.
If I want to be with somebody or something,
nothing, I ain't got nothing to show.
I said my mom.
My mom had you saved some of my money.
But I was saving.
I was buying everything I wanted, every car I wanted.
I know you did.
Mama, what's up, baby?
That shit, they're going to go home.
I bought everything I wanted.
I would happen around a half, but.
Of course, you got to.
I bought everything I wanted before I moved out.
By time I moved, I had all my frontage and everything.
I was stacking up in the store.
So when I got to my spot, it was already late.
Man, this shit went crazy.
It did $2.5 billion.
Billion.
Did you motherfuckin'all fucking here?
Yeah, I own 100% of the publishing and I own the Masters.
Oh my god.
I love to hear that.
You got the ad.
But y'all, I think you so crazy, bro.
This d'nick went crazy, bro.
They didn't lie down with 2.5 bid on you fucking-ass dick.
Yeah.
This is a dick right at time about what I got to do.
Bye.
Hold up, but like you said, bro, I know you did music before this.
Or did you?
Yeah, I did.
I signed my deal when I was seven years old.
First deal when I was seven.
Hold on.
So you're back.
Hold up, guys.
What are you doing?
Man, that hell.
Bring it back.
What happens?
Seven years old.
I were opening up.
Me and my brother were opened up for Kilo Ali, the blind boy of Alabama, everybody.
Club 5, 5, 9.
M.LK, got named my brother's keeper.
We were winning talent shows and everything.
Killing them.
Yes, sir.
I graduated my brother.
My brother.
Well, you couldn't tell me that.
Well, I was in pre-K.
First time I bought my own pair of shoe, but I bought the Grant Hills.
My brother's cute.
That was 95.
Yes, sir.
Damn.
Yes, indeed.
Yes, sir, you already know what time of it is.
Yeah, that was a good summer.
How many pairs you had?
I got me a third gene.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
Right now, Martin Luther King, God damn.
You already know what a truck got slammed.
Ooh.
I'm done.
No, God, man.
Man, that's crazy.
I don't work with some legends.
That five, y'all.
Who would you sign two at seven, bro?
Man, we had a song called After the Rain It Gone.
I would be right there for you.
That's the whole song, title?
Yeah, I mean, after the rain is gone.
I'll be there for you.
No, after the rain was the title.
But that got dang gone.
We were singing to the girls.
Yeah, right, too.
Wrong with me.
That's the key.
That when I knew.
the world was a little bit different because you can sing to a grown woman at that age and
it'll be a right yeah yeah and they still won't you it was all right yeah
yeah so after seven years old you get your deal you're handling your bidding like how
life feels that then like you're performing with kilo ali man that hood legend them 559 like
man you were the first rich kids like how to hell what you're doing this
Man, shoot, my whole family in the music, though.
Like, everybody was in the music.
I grew up on a tour bus.
I grew up on a tour bus with L.A. Reed and all that.
My uncle was signed to the face records and silent partners, a few good men.
So I grew up on the bus with Craig Mac, Tony Branson, Tables, all of them.
Yeah.
So as a young and on the road, L.A. Reed, you win the limelight?
How are you taking this shit in?
Man, it was just a blessing to see them got-dong-doing-doing-doing-doing-what-they-do.
just being able to
God damn bed
that creed up chilling
up going on the weekends
he coming back like a normal life
now that's what I didn't really understand
famous on all that
on all these shows
and then he was still coming back to the hood
so I was confused but
I was taking it all in
got dang on saw the first
deal with tummy hill figure
some everything before the bullcrap came out
so who is it one of
Tony
and then my cousin
the male from a few of men.
Okay.
But I got, my whole family
full of entertainment.
I saw you mention
disco duck, that's my uncle.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
And he taught your ass this shit.
And he talked your ass to shit.
Baby duck.
This is baby duck.
Family could have done.
Yeah.
I'm talking about funny at hell,
but couldn't start selling dope.
He sold some dope.
So where you from?
Like, from from.
did 10-year bankhead. I grew up in bankhead coach when the Afroblaylock walked across the street
every day to the sandalight. Yep. So where that's a goddamn accent come from? My mama from Butler, Georgia.
Okay. So every summer I went to Butler, Macon, Richmond, Buena Vista, Taylor County, yep.
God damn. And disco duck. That's 20 minutes from where I from? Well, we talked about that.
Well, we talked about that. So I went there every summer. And then I came back to the hood during the school.
years. Oh, yes. You just, you kept their voice and just came back to the West.
Yeah. But you heard my mom and she's country. She's country. Shit, you said Butler, I know.
Yeah, she's country. That's North or South? That's South. And I'm talking about, I ain't talking about
double-wire trail. I'm talking about single. I'm North. I'm North. I'm Emerson.
Bro. That's 20 minutes from America, Deep Fly. Yes, up.
Straight 20 minutes. I'm talking about I went from God dang old.
Yeah, from America. But America's is right now. But we go to Butler about a
Because it's a gunstore inside of a hogarth store.
But see, you know why your folk kept going to, but that shit fun.
Yeah.
It's just something about, like you said, bro.
It's just fun going back to the shit that you know and you're comfortable around because these people are real than the other shit that's going on out.
But look at what it gave you, it gave you that sauce, man.
You didn't figure that shit out.
Now, like I just telling you, I'm sitting there watching TV, you're seeing your shit get placements everywhere.
But you didn't really just...
You're the biggest free of that.
Yeah.
Then you didn't cross into a market that they don't usually.
to see too many of us in.
Man, I call it trailer trap.
Yeah.
Country music with trap.
I just bred the gap.
How much hate you receive from?
Hate so much, God dang it.
You know, they feel like we're not supposed to fuck with it when we started it, but hey, that's
another conversation.
I had some white people that love me to death and then I had some white people that didn't
want to see me make it.
Even the ones that love to-
people who love me to death, I got some motherfuck if they would love for me to die.
Because they tell Bunt saying K Michelle head off.
And this start taking me to something of this shit.
Hey, listen, God damn.
But I can't wait.
Before we get our guns, come on now.
Hey, give them a chance.
It's going to be over.
Give them a gun.
Before we get our guns.
Hey, everybody's got guns.
Everybody got guns and bullets.
Hey, it's funny you missing Kay Michelle, though.
In 2017, 2016, she let me open up for her show in D.C.
A birthday party.
That's my dog, though.
Man, I went out on stage.
I got booed.
I ain't even get a word out.
They didn't want to hear a word out.
nothing from me.
But that before she was doing country, right?
Yeah, that before.
So she was doing her R&B thing.
She'll slide a country song in here and never
because, like, on, yeah, I know.
I'm not the label that I left.
I left the label last year.
That's my dog, shout out to Cape Michelle
and detention, break your ass on the show.
You should just go and do your own thing.
Why you get booed, though, nigger?
They were waiting on.
They were waiting on tape.
They weren't down from the country yet.
I felt like that at least, not Alicia Key, but Keish Coke.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I don't they booed me.
No, they didn't boot me, but it was a nigh in front row.
They wanted to hit none of that shit.
Man, he read it saying love and your ass on that happen.
All I heard was, man, fuck all that shit.
Was he by himself?
He was by himself.
Oh, yeah.
He was going through some shit.
I said, nigger, when Keisha come out here, nigger, you better say that game.
So he said, that, nigger, you find it, but I want him here.
That nigga came out there.
That nigg was in the front.
Talk about.
No.
That was he called for.
I said, you got it, my boy.
That boy.
I'm done.
And then he probably tried to get that late to tilt the comedy, boy.
That nigga was in front row.
Bright, yellow and black.
I remember that nigga like he was yellow.
He wanted to see Keith Cole.
He put his chest on stage.
Hurry out, fly.
I want to see Keisha.
He wasn't even that.
That was gang.
He like that.
He like that shit, Gagne.
Boy, it ain't nothing like that got-dain having the wrong person reach at you.
Man, every crowd ain't for you.
Hey, bud.
That one I realized, I said, maybe, I mean, music and comedy.
But I'm gonna stay over here, y'all.
They ain't gonna mix that shit.
That's funny.
Man, the last time you went to a good trail ride.
Man, about two months ago, went to a stupid dope trail ride.
Where was?
It was up a deep south Georgia.
I can't even spotter Georgia.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm working on saying Georgia instead of Georgia.
I would.
They know either way.
No, man.
Georgia.
They don't know about it.
Yeah, listen.
You say Georgia.
We don't feel like it.
Who say Georgia?
We say Jaljah.
I never said.
I say Jalajal.
I'm from Jalajal.
But I went up there, man, and it was a hell of us experience, four-wheeling and all the whole thing.
I like riding.
Man, you got to sit me there.
Man, I like riding.
Y'all got to come out to the promise.
I ain't going to say it's the Promise Land.
I'm going to call it God's Paradise.
I got like 120 acres in a fabric.
And then where I ran to him at a, I got some wings from God dang on me every day.
I was just out there getting some wind.
Yeah.
I would give me some fries with got to get some fries.
We got to get him.
thing of the little two-piece fish whitening yesterday me.
Yeah.
Yeah, sir.
But we ride.
We ride.
What y'all?
What y'all got?
Horses or four-wheel?
No, four-wheeler, three-wheelers, guns.
Gee, I'm coming.
Yep.
Yeah.
That what we do.
That's all right, well, you're cutting.
By listening.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Well, but listen, that's the best thing.
Living like a country nigga in the city.
Be right down town.
Hell done.
We're right down.
On the country shit.
I was done.
I was done.
What?
I'm done.
I'm trying to find somebody.
It's just like when you be over there by Greenbred
and they'd be riding the horses.
I see that.
See, he don't understand.
They used to have horses right there by Greenbry.
You used to be a carriage on Camelter Road.
They used to pull over and he ride the horses, guy.
They did.
What you were there?
He got arrested.
He got arrested.
And took the horse.
Yeah, he got arrested because it was a couple of horses that were dead.
And they never, like, reported it.
Animal cruelty?
Yeah, they arrested.
Yeah.
So that shit, what they say about it, like, is the horse
lose a race or hurt his leg.
That's illegal.
To kill it.
Yeah.
It's illegal to kill it, yeah.
Back in the day or what it.
But you know, they're trying to make it seem like it lost his touch.
Gotta go.
That's what they said.
Man, there's a lot of stuff going on that chair.
That's why you got to stay?
You got to do a lot to hire the dead horse.
You can't just dig on them.
That's weird.
You remember, the people got to put one in the pole.
I'm going to put up in heaven.
That bit dead.
Oh, that bad.
Oh, that bitch.
That bit dead.
The horse died on P Street.
They found it by the ATM.
Yeah.
Oh, they're just...
Lamped out?
Yeah.
I ain't heard about that.
Man, get the hell out of it.
Dead horse by the ATM.
I swung everything.
I ain't heard of that.
I ain't know about that.
I swore on everything.
That's a whole dead.
But it ain't nothing more stinking than the dead horse.
Damn.
I'm telling you.
It goes to blowing up.
Ooh.
And it'll bust.
Yeah, well, all of the dumb animals are bug.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That heat.
But boy, when I tell you, it ain't nothing like that's a smear.
Oh my God.
It's horrible.
You might...
Oh, but never smell it.
Let me tell you.
I don't want to smell it.
I don't never want to smell a dead gilded.
You might be all in here that or ever smell it.
Undone.
I don't ever want to smell the dead gilded.
Yep.
Lay it up.
Man, it's good.
But I just left it out there.
I ain't to get them all for got that.
Wow, that's great.
You is throwing it back.
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And the great part about it, that's how we travel. That's how we travel, the first call.
So you know the police lift it out there.
The police horse ain't just out there.
You don't just rent that motherfucker to nobody.
And you drop it all downtown?
He said, ain't nobody to you?
That's crazy.
That's just like the police car.
If you find a police car crash somewhere,
somebody stole the bitch or the police crashed them all.
Or they found it at the goddamn car auction.
I can't stand that.
You got to go to the stable.
I hate one somebody put up behind me in an old Georgia got dang on State Patrol car.
And it's just a regular.
I don't see the motherfucker that had the,
they took the sticker off,
but they still got the imprint.
The imprint.
I was like, hey, you need to put the paint on that.
Man, you know how many times I threw my seatbelt on
and threw dope out the one?
What?
The back of the day, though, I don't.
You should put your seatbelt on until they're dope out of the one day.
Hey, and my only one that did,
do it seem like every car had police lights
until you really mastered like what the police car looked like.
No, because the police car looked like.
Well, unless it's like, you know, I'll rip
because they look like a, they got.
Eric car got.
I got police on them.
I know him.
Man, I know he got lights on them.
Man, they're the police.
No, I can tell rain, rover and lights and
and lights and shit like that, but...
Every car got the police lights on until it gets rear-go.
But like, Charles and shit like that.
Let me see, man.
I got away on that.
No, something about them,
you know exactly who it is, man.
You see him, you like, ah, shit.
But all that in the office are still riding in crown vets?
No, I ain't saying, yeah.
They got them dodgers now.
They got them.
They got them.
They got them.
If they get you a crime fit,
they ran out of a lot of them.
If you, you might find a crime vicar in a small-ass, old-ass country at town.
If they give you a crown vick, they don't trust.
Hey, man, it's...
They're like the budget is very fucked up.
They do a couple on, but they're like the budget getting low.
Like, ooh, you got the crown vicky.
They probably got about two crown vicks in each department.
That's good.
But I'm going to tell you, cops, and I ain't even trying to be no way.
They can't stand bussy.
I got a black escalator.
I was driving in Fabrin.
The guy pulled me over said, I thought you were busy.
You can go on.
I swear.
He's my body alone, man. Come on, man.
I got in a head.
Boose is going to cut that out.
I told y'all, man.
I told y'all, man.
They pulled you.
They pulled me over and then when they realized it wasn't Boosie, he was just like, you Blanco Brown.
I swear I took a step here with the...
I ain't even going to lie.
I hate when they don't know who I am.
That shit peep me out because I'd be having an ear like, man, come on,
mothsend him.
I had a stable-to tell me who I was and still, they didn't.
license and register
excuse me?
He's like, yeah, fuck,
dick, license in resurrection.
Oh my grandma, I thought
when he told me, he said, yeah, I'd watch your
video.
I just knew I was in the girl, Warren.
This motherfucker came back with a ticket.
I looked at my nephew like,
when he recognized me, me and my nephew,
we were cheering in the bitch.
We were like, man, look,
how you put that lead weed out?
He ain't stunted that shit.
What I'm done?
Man, they came back.
You can sign here.
You can go to go.
Court.
Oh, man.
Shut the fuck it.
I can't stand that shit.
I don't want to hear this shit, bitch.
You didn't tell me you knew me.
He said, yeah, my thinking dog.
I said, gang, do you think I want people staring at me?
You got a tent.
Get the fuck on my window with that little flicking shit.
What, they look like, they can measure this shit once they put it on your car.
They can measure the tent.
I'm like, man, you don't get your ass off?
He gave me a ticket for this shit.
I said, you're going to waste my time.
This is a ticket of wasting time.
To fix it, ticket.
It's a one of the black.
Hey, my stand.
I got me a pass.
No, they want that money, that extra money.
It don't go to him.
Yeah.
You don't go to that.
Why do you give me the waste of time ticket?
It goes to them at some point.
To meet the quota.
Yeah, we pay the taxes and everything just so we can pay for the rolls and the officers.
But if I pay you, I don't pay you to write this waste my time ticket.
I hate it.
You wasted my goddamn money.
And they really want to see who will be behind their tent because they know they're in the city full of celebrity.
That's how that shit really be.
They'd be hoping they pull you over and got down you have something going on.
I wish we could pull them over when they hit their lights and run the light and then cut their lights on.
We need to be able to pull their ass over that shit.
Start doing citizen arrest.
Follow their ass until what they go?
Hey, I'm gonna need you to pull the fuck off.
What? Pull your ass.
I saw that shit.
What Martin said they got down?
You started doing national security.
Listen, pull your ass up.
He'll be like,
pull that man.
Put your hands on the car.
See, I want to get enough.
See, I want to get enough.
notoriety and fame
where I can talk shit to him.
I can't.
I don't think you can ever be that famous.
Why did you pull the meal?
You almost made me spill
my goddamn cocaine.
Your uncle got to be the sheriff.
He got to be the sheriff.
Your uncle got to be the share.
Boy, hey,
we got a side back.
I almost made me spill my goddamn
cocaine.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
You sure you ain't trying to hear that.
I got pulled over by a god dang on GSP
based on my
car being a Shelby, but it's
showing up as an F-150.
No. Because he didn't know that
Shelby was an option that was added
to the car after it was an F-150.
But he told me he'd do this for a living.
And I said, well, you don't know
no cause. He said, do what I do
for a living. So he was
embarrassed. They got a...
When you know your rights, that's crazy. They got a hellcat
task for... I ain't been to tell them. I don't know shit.
I know my rights. Fuck that. Fuck that.
I see you in court.
I don't just do nothing. I don't want to do nothing.
Obstruction charge.
I have my own pen in my hand.
What do you want to sign that?
You gotta know what charges you wouldn't take it.
I take them all.
I go to court.
No.
I'm gonna take the obstruction.
That's it.
Battery.
I'm getting you right.
That's all I got.
Not answering.
I'm gonna take an obstruction charge.
I'm not gonna let you just think.
You know, I'm gonna marijuana out of them telling my box.
A good time.
A good time.
I'm in the pistols is in here.
You know what?
You're down right.
I shouldn't have been doing that.
Give me another ticket.
I ain't going to where.
You go right, Mendel.
You better you them lead.
Sometimes you can run away from a ticket.
I ain't crying.
You be like, oh, you about giving me that?
When?
Not the day.
I don't have nothing to stay.
It's the wrong name on there anyway.
They might as well pull over Forrest Gump when they pull over me because I'm going to have them sitting there like, hey, are you an idiot or something?
I'm going to know.
You ain't got worried about me.
Once you realize they don't want to run after you.
He's like, you want.
But I ain't got anything to say to them, folk.
But the one that's a man.
I didn't want to run out of you.
I get forward.
I just wait for them to do it.
But the people who do know who I am
and know I did run from the Polyb before.
That was a long time ago.
I had to do that.
But this nigga today, I won't do it.
He was a great.
I still going to run.
Did you see if I still get?
But we just do that all day, every day.
See, I'm from bankhead, but I grew up on Washington Road.
I have one.
I don't even know why I did.
The person who's sitting here now
would never run from the authorities.
I would have a different person.
If we were standing here, if we were
nice out right now right and you know you probably got like an ounce in your pocket i got an ounce
we're gonna smoke and we just seen poli right now and they're like hey like i'm gonna start
on the wall i'm like man i'm gonna sit i'm gonna take off but see that what i did it don't back then
oh come guy i had a half ounce of cocaine on me that when they'll benefit you that they know who
you are right i'm out of here guy yeah he how i had to i had to i had a half ounce of cocaine and two
pills i had to you better get the fuck that was right that's that's that's that's that's that's
That was, I don't even know who that nigger was, because I'm telling you, I'm not smart enough to do what I did then.
That was somebody else.
You had the track.
I'm glad you're right.
I was, that was somebody else did that shit.
You would still been locked up.
Yeah, they were trying to give me 15.
And that was in 2012.
Yes.
Oh, they do not play.
Damn, you wouldn't have just been getting out about next year.
I wanted to deal in all this shit.
No, all the good shit you didn't have.
But you see that jurisdiction of the line, bro, when you pass county lines, and you don't understand.
When you go past county lines.
It's different laws.
It's different laws.
South Fulton will fuck you over.
Douglasville will fuck you over.
They're different.
They ain't got the, just because of Georgia,
they got the, you know,
they got the, you know,
Forsy, Georgia or Forsy County.
Both.
Both.
Both.
Both.
Both.
No, right.
You can say that by any new ever.
State of Georgia, fuck.
Yeah, they knew what they want to do.
The Georgia County got this thing
called slap on the ring.
I never heard of unincorporated till I moved up here.
They were like,
South Fulton is unincorporated now.
I said, what the first is.
is too. I didn't know that. I don't even know what that mean. What that mean?
Br, I don't know what I mean. I'm a city area. I'm going to ask for you,
because I'm going to be a learning. So, what? Say it again, that mean what? It's like a city
within the city. But what does that mean, though? They mean, because I heard.
So APD is too small to cover Union City, Colliport, all these different cities that are in the
nearby areas. So I'm going to get y'all, y'all, you feel, me, jail and
municipality. And you can do whatever the fuck you want to be. But basically, you is anyway,
because y'all is your own city.
Yeah, all right, yeah.
You feel me?
It's like that with,
the only reason why it's South Forerton is like that.
We really got two police.
We got APD and South Fordton and Fortin.
Yeah, I see that.
They can pull both of them.
Because I'd be on Forth and Duffington.
But APD don't really be on for them.
They let Fortin have that.
APD be in line.
What's the school club that got over there?
Wets.
Oh, yeah.
What you said?
What's the school club?
For trapeas is over that, too.
Nah, I don't do that.
Hey, wax.
Wax.
Wax, stinks.
Right.
Oh, man.
I walked in a big, I said.
I'm done.
I was trying to breathe.
I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, bro.
Stop it, man, it's a good little ghetto spot.
It's a good ghetto spot, but they got to get it.
It's a vibe.
They got to.
It ain't right.
It's the carpet.
Listen, it's dead spirit.
It's a lot.
They got to clean this bitch.
It ain't bullshit.
You can't smell, bro.
It's not even real oxygen in that motherfucker.
I'm done.
And it's a good hanged-eyed spot in you.
Trapezee got better breakfast than Woffer.
Changed a car.
What a trapeed is.
Cross the street from West.
So you got to turn off or it's back in the cut.
Yeah, but they-
I don't know.
No, I stayed away from the trapeed.
They said it.
They said it.
He said, he said, yeah, he said.
And then you start in the curve.
Yeah, yeah, that's where it's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you go out in the bank, it don't even look like no club.
He went from the first person.
He looked like they made t-shirts and shit down.
But this is why I heard.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No going that trapeze.
Hey, but you said that breakfast is good.
Boy,
then what I heard.
And I heard you can bring your own ball to nothing.
I don't know this.
This is what I heard of it.
I'm done.
Man.
He's just going to go to the other trapeze on a hot meal.
I went,
I ain't know the hat down there.
I go to the one where you can weigh your towel.
This is what I heard.
I mean, I heard.
Yeah, it's like, get out of that.
That's all like that.
Don't go.
Get out of that.
Get out of that.
Let's go.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Bras.
Whatever you do, garr-r-r-r-ha-ha-ha.
You're all going up.
Hey, bro.
Hey, br-dh.
Listen, boy, I'm telling you, but you might not come back to that nigga, but.
Listen, buddy.
What you gotta do, man?
Buck-r-r-rah-rah.
If you're trying to eat, brother, go to the house, man.
You got the mind on stuff and put that shit, man.
Y'all got back in the damn kitchen.
in the damn kitchen.
I'm like my grandma on there.
You ain't growing.
Hey, that's why I'm really mad.
I really want to see the whack
get new carpet in the day.
It could be kind of like comfortable again.
Because it was a spot.
Leave the wets.
Right across the street.
Hey, boy.
Did the gold rush still in bitten?
I ain't been back since the nigga.
Yeah, they're still there, man.
They ran me out of it.
Right off the, they spread away.
Yeah.
Well, that's a nigga.
Well, that's a nigga.
Yeah, you got it out of that.
I'm down.
Yeah, I got it out of you.
Yeah, I got it.
They had to go.
My cousin was with me.
He was like,
You know the niggas over there.
I don't know.
He said, bro, they've been looking it up the whole night.
So we moved.
It's like a little section up by some mirrors on us.
We moved over there.
He moved too.
All right, man, cause shit.
Right then the car just got down, you know, because we can't take the shit in them.
So they go out and wait, then I'm going to walk out.
They walk out too.
I ain't been back to send in.
Like, all right.
You just let one nigga just tell you don't come back?
Oh, it were two thrills.
I know, but they chase you and you never go back.
No, I ain't been mad.
No, they were.
What if they were.
What if they were going to go ahead?
I don't get a fault.
Hey, man, let's leave that nigger the black man.
After they killed, we don't lock nine too many times,
I feel like y'all niggins don't like me.
Y'all look, so I'm gonna go.
Hey, man, when they're saying shit, he thinks,
Hey, man, what's that weird dude?
Hey, man, we move, we move, man.
Him ain't they're just looking at that.
Look, I don't know.
Look, I can't.
If we go outside and this nigga out, he'll pop his ass.
Hey, man, not following.
With two people thought they follow these.
Man, we got the hell up out of the aiming back,
Senny, that's been a minute ago.
But that shit straight, though,
because that ain't no club you got to really be a ball in.
You know, I ain't really have no money.
I ain't got nothing.
Yeah.
But you can go in that bitch and, you know, hey, on set.
You do that in flame right now.
You have fun.
Two, three hundred out, right now, still to that day.
Yeah, yeah, flame be straight.
Two, three hundred still make you feel like the man.
I don't remember what a nigga said that.
But you don't even need that money,
bro.
How you need two, three, um.
I had that big with me for an hour and a half.
Yeah.
That's all I can remember.
He moored during the day.
He was just a slow day.
He was like, I went up there in the day, shit.
He said, I was in and in the day shit
because wasn't nobody in there.
So my two, three hundred are gonna look
like two, two thousand like it is at night.
I had that bitch an hour and a half.
Then I go over there with some truck drivers over there
that got their breathing.
I've been having real conversations,
and then I get charged at the end of the night.
Oh, yeah.
No, I had to learn that.
Because I knew before I was friends.
I didn't know.
You know what I was saying?
I thought the bitch, like,
I thought we were free.
The first time, before he moved to Atlanta,
I'm in here.
That man, this girl here done damn, three, four songs,
and then she's like,
that'll be farther off.
I said, for what?
She said, well, I was over here for three songs.
I didn't fucking tell you.
That's when I know you don't lock eyes with them
or none of that shit.
I don't think the bitch.
They went in the whole song.
They were like, they were like,
what's your song, Lynn?
I need a whole $2.50.
Yeah, that's got dang.
It'd be like a verse in the hook.
I'll watch the ass from the state.
Man, the DJ cut the song before he made.
He said, he said,
hook hook
hook
these three different songs
I heard the hook of this song
hook of the next song
hook of this
we need 10 for the top
10 for the bottom
there's a lot of niggas in here
I ain't spending no money man
I ain't playing
me a hell out
damn you know they get big
and pay drops on too though
they somebody bring me a hard
I ain't going to shit
you're looking for fantasy
no more drop yours
treasure
oh and diamond
if I get
oh she would dance
make sure y'all
make sure y'all go see my nigga
Miguel in the kitchen man
we got some $10
$7 drink, man.
Make sure you come check us out next Thursday.
We're going to have young jockey this, motherfucker, man.
This is going down.
That was Toledo.
Make sure you hit the website.
Follow us on Instagram, man.
Nick, ain't played no music.
My girl, treasure birthday comes up.
Oh, she's steady.
Shake it out.
Hey, make sure you get you some warning.
Hey, I'm going to go down.
Fellas, if you're getting money,
you need to start spending it, man.
These ladies ain't here doing it because they want to do it,
man, they're doing it because they got bills.
Check out or check in.
Hey, we're about to get this shit started, man.
I'm gonna start this shit old, man.
With my west side knickers at, man.
With my west side party.
My west side party's in this motherfucker.
Shout out to Killer Wayne, cocaine, Wayne, and Wayne,
Johnson, my nigga, you feel me?
Hey, we better take this shit to another level.
All you broke-ass niggins need to go sit in the car.
That's gonna be.
That's gonna be.
I don't wanna be here, no, my.
I only went in now to promote music.
Niggas, stiletto right by uptown.
The first time I went in there, smoke took me in that same.
That way was that, too.
Nigger, well.
When that bitch tried to try to tell me for, who, who, who, who, who,
Stop.
Stiletto.
I said, baby, he played a hook.
Stiletto had the shortest pose I ever seen in my life.
How does a bitch twirl on the table?
You got to step up, naked on the floor.
I was like, what?
A bitch go out there and she don't even turn a whole bite before she hit the ground.
I was gonna shit in this.
Yeah, I was in there one night, the girl kicked the dust off the silly and after another drink.
I'm done.
I know some more shit with comedians that have to pay to get in.
That's what kind of shit you got me in?
One night we had, we hosted a stripper boxing in there.
I used to host strip of boxing.
Bro, they had these girls come up from making it with the girl named Lele.
She was supposed to be a bad motherfucker.
I'm talking about-posed-to-be.
All her friends and came.
They'd made shirt teen Le-Ley.
Oh, she got to have one.
That girl whooped the shit out Le-Ley-Ley-L.
I am.
They beat Le Lele back down in Sanify.
That was a long car ride.
Damn T, Lele.
I thought you were gonna go in there and do what you did it, Pratt.
I want to say, the most gangster?
Okay, what's the most gangster?
She was a stripper.
What's the most gangster situation you ever been to?
Like when you realize, you're like, you know what, I don't think I need to do this type of shit, no problem.
Like as you rising.
That's funny.
Rising?
Like as you rising, but you're rising, but you're, you're rising.
You still got fame and you realize, no, I need to stop doing this type of shit.
I signed a Marco pizza on Count Creek.
What happened?
Bray.
I pull up the, all right, I'm going to get a pizza from Marco.
You know, it's a gas station connected to the shit.
So my nephew and my godson are going inside of the motherfucker.
So I'm part.
This nigga pull up right down.
And, bro, I don't know what the fuck he was on.
On my grandma, when this nigga pulled up, he looked at me just like,
what the fuck you're looking at?
I'm just looking at it because of the car pull-up.
Right, nigga.
Burr, this nigga go to the door.
I swore to God, turn around and come back and stand right beside my woman and caught him a motherfucking gun and say,
we got a problem, bro.
And I looked at that nigger and I only know why I said that to the man because I was scared,
but I said, bro, nobody's scared of that shit.
And I was scared to-right, right.
Yeah, I was scared to someone.
But I don't know why I thought it's to bring nobody's scudder than shit.
At this moment, bro, all the guns I have ain't neither one of them right here.
I have to reach for one, and I'm dead if I reach for one.
Right.
Luckily, bro, he walked the fuck off back in Marko Pizza, though.
And I knew they, I'm like, you have no business out here.
On this side of time, at this time of night.
Look at these zombie-ass niggins that you don't ran the cross.
I can't do it.
I remember one time these guys-ass-ass-ass-ass-niggins in the trunk booked me.
They booked me.
But this one, I realized, the nitty can book you for company.
How long as they got the bread.
Hey, we're straight on this show.
We just brought you down here to kick you.
We like you, Nick.
I don't rise a whole bunch of gay-sthaired nigga
with church codes.
And like, long-hand punk.
And the stage is like.
Boy, ain't a stage in sight.
E-knit 50 plus.
You want to win.
And I'm with my manager like, gang,
we can't ever do no type of shit.
Bro, we did yankest niggas in here.
He's like, yeah, man.
No DC nigg will be on the internet.
Damn.
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They had a party or something?
Bro, it was a gathering.
And they wanted you there.
They wanted me there.
And the microphone on stage in that bitch.
Introduced, I sing it all 50 of his old-ass friend.
All they done did, they told motherfuckers.
You know I'm cool with this nigga, right?
He's going to be at the show.
And they had to breathe.
Leather coats, though.
They got breathed.
Detroit got money.
Detroit got money.
Detroit got money.
These niggins are my old war room, war story.
Man, we've been around the time.
We still got it going on.
We paid you, didn't it?
I'm like, you did.
I don't want to be in no more gangster situation.
What?
They all gangsters situation.
If somebody got some guns and you ain't got none.
That shit and, hey, that's the worst time the motherfucker
see some guns is when they ain't in your hands.
I'm glad I couldn't get mine that night, though,
because I don't want to have to go through that process.
You got to get a police gun.
The worst shit in the world.
The worst shit is being in a confined space
with some shit that ain't got nothing to do with you.
Swart of God.
Yeah.
For sure, for sure.
Listen to this.
You see this all?
It sounded like a funeral.
You mean, yeah.
I'm riding on my seatbelt and everything.
What?
He got some good shit.
He said, take me home.
He got some good shit.
Give us some local.
This is a young man at the end of the movie.
That's a John Denver rematch.
That's a John Denver remit.
Take me home.
I'm a mess him.
Justin quit drinking by itself.
He has friends that drink now.
You blame it on them now?
No, I just ain't finished off drinking.
So is Henness is just your favorite go-to?
I ain't even said it yet.
Hey, welcome back to the 85th century.
Come on, come back.
We were just voted the number one show for black people
that had ever put some black shoe polish on her work shoes.
I did that.
Definitely.
We are number one.
Absolutely.
It's show for sure.
The number one show that black people get their hair done and cut to.
Like if somebody getting their hair braided, they definitely watch them.
They say we're the number one show that be in porn.
In the background.
I'm right out there with Family Guy Martin.
We up.
Tell you what I like.
When I go somewhere like a mechanic shop or a restaurant or somewhere and they got 85-side playing on the motherfucking
when you realize your favorite person in the world how they sit back and they decompress
and what helps them decompress?
Is it a 85-a-trial-so?
You're like, you know what?
You ain't ever got to speak to me.
Knowing that, I'm still part of your life.
Right.
That makes it different.
I wonder how many people, algorithm we pop up in.
We cover a lot of the subjects.
We do.
We have a lot of guests.
I try to talk a lot of shit.
But today, we got a very special guest in here.
Where are we going?
Hey man.
I don't even know where to start.
Huh?
First of all, two and a half million.
Two and a half billion.
Two and a half billion.
Two and a half billion dollars.
That's how much I want.
What?
Man, me too.
I'm scared of that, though.
Two and a half billion would a beat.
Two billion.
Hit after hit.
Songs popping up everywhere.
It's all part of the plan.
None other than.
Who?
Mr. Blanco Brown.
Mr. Blanco, Brown.
Mr. Blanco.
My boy.
Hey, man, welcome to the 85th South.
Hey, man, welcome to the 85th South.
So you've been saying for a minute you're going to come on here and just talk some shit with us.
Man, definitely.
I know.
Cut this up.
I know we got a whole bunch going on with the calls and the wet nights, but I got a whole bunch of music coming out too.
What's your got going on, man?
Yeah, I left the label last year, and I started my own label, Trela Trap Music.
So it's official tissue.
I'm looking for, like, a couple dope artists.
Hey, I'm an artist.
Hey, now, say you now.
I'm an artist.
You know I'm an artist.
I can goddamn draw.
Quick draw.
Crayons, markers, all that.
Nah, that's dope, man.
So putting out some old songs.
What's your name?
And that's about it.
We're working.
They looked at that one over it.
I got one.
That's a empty pack.
That's a little shit.
That's a little shit.
Sun said, Dream.
That's a new shit.
There's some backwoods in here, too.
Y'all'm scared to smell.
I'm in the artist.
You're looking for.
Man, I'm assigned about two or three.
That's a bit.
Artist.
But I got to start with, like, one dope artist.
Somebody that's a kid.
I'm not saying with all the AI stuff.
I want to see them actually develop songs.
We can not even accept AI artists.
That's not even real.
Will not.
I don't want to hear it now.
We don't know.
I got a trick.
I got a trick.
I accidentally like one of them.
I got goddamn design good.
Accidentally.
I'm excited to tell you.
I fucking love AI music.
Lord, that is fake.
I like that.
I like that.
I like it.
I didn't like it's going to replace humans, but it's some good shit.
They're trying to fake it.
No.
shit out the wild.
La la la la la I don't want to hear it.
They're gonna be putting our voice on cartoons
and we ain't gotta be that to do the shit.
Nope.
You ain't heard that jello ball?
They turned into a Motown song.
I might swear
and bend that corner
whoa that shit hard.
Bitch hold on tight
because I'm starting to let it go.
That's my fit.
I ain't heard.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm fucking real people, but.
No, the music is real soul.
That's an artist.
I got five percent.
Ain't no computer.
95% human.
Put your shit on that.
You don't fuck with it until you actually use it.
Oh, you got one.
I'd have heard some AI songs.
Oh, I thought he said that.
It ain't not like the process is actually making song creating.
The feeling.
Like AI is just something you can plug into.
You ain't got to have no gift.
When I create songs, I have to get it off my chest.
I'm about to use AI and write a song.
Nigger, they got this app where a nigga can get up here and say the words.
He's going to be like,
I just want to go downtown and express myself and understand what belongs to me.
This shit would translate, I want to go downtown and it's your and express my town.
Like, man, I'm what the fuck was that?
What I'm a, and he's sitting there like, I'm an artist.
No, you're not?
I did that shit.
I did that.
You ain't no.
No.
No.
Tell me what you thought.
All right, guys, the song is done.
There's a robot.
He said the song's done.
Uh-huh.
You ready?
What we're doing?
See, that why I don't like that shit.
Ain't no goddamn way you should have.
You should have wrote a song at eight seconds.
Sing the song, man.
It's called who?
What's called?
Boots on the gravel.
Yeah, turn it up a notch from the dirt road to the dance floor.
Hold on.
Turn it down, J-O-N.
Oh, you said, we work.
We work.
Throw them boots on the gravel.
Let his shake, let his shake.
I fuck with it.
Two step in the moonlight.
Friday night's feeling right.
What are you in?
Hands up, spin around, hear that kick drum rattle.
From the porch to the bar, yeah, we buggy, lock, cattle.
Gotta put a little yoli in that mama.
So if a nigger going to booth and report that,
What happened?
The chat GPT on the rights
I got the first.
I was raised on back.
Dust all in my veins.
My mama said, work hard.
Daddy said, don't complain.
Pick up got that mud on it
and the radio is loud.
Got a little bit of rap.
Got a little Hank Williams sound.
Hank Williams sounds?
What the fuck?
He's another country.
I know.
That's funny.
So they wrote it.
Who?
That's what I got.
That's what I'm saying.
So if you go record that, though.
No, that ain't a I said.
But still.
They got an act with a nigger who have no talent.
Look at the option.
It's to talk it.
But still, you just told that to write a song for you.
So if you go record that, what happens?
For a female or duo vocalist, add the melody in notes or hook time.
I'm going to add the melody in notes.
See, what he did was he just cut out the writer.
and the middleman.
Right.
He still got to be the talent.
He still got to be the artist.
So if a motherfucker who can sing
go and sing those same lyrics.
Who on them?
That's what I'm asking.
The artist?
I don't know.
It's tricky.
So you tell me,
they're going to put that out there
and then chat TBT.
I'm like, hey man,
you old middle as far as soon as you see it.
I think it somehow
they know that it was generated.
You got to actually put on the label
that it was.
I got to ask you with EBT.
Yeah, sisters.
You got a right end.
It was AI.
But I pay for my subscription anyway
Let's just ask.
Let's just ask.
But if I pay for my subscription,
bitch, I own everything I told you to do for me, bitch.
You work for me.
You're going to have to go to court.
That's what's wrong with y'all.
Tech is y'all boss.
Tech works for me.
Bitch, I cut my phone off.
You dead.
And you just threw your marijuana.
I'll tell you right here.
You can't own this zone,
but there are a few specific steps
you should take to make sure that ownership
is clean and enforceable.
Which means is...
First thing is say is copyright status of this song.
This song is an original and not copy from Blanco Brown or anyone else.
Lyrics and melody ideas are eligible for copyright protection.
To fully on it, you must claim authorship and registered.
That's all.
That's it.
Just like if you were doing...
Like I said, put you up for me.
So listen.
It created all those words with only a couple things.
That's it.
But the thing is, people feel like they got a gift to write songs now.
I don't like that.
And that is not the truth.
It's a change a few lyrics.
Rename the song.
Adjust the melody.
But it helps for when people have writing.
It's telling you how people have been stealing music all our lives.
So basically they're saying this is only a template.
Yeah.
It's saying this is enough to get you started.
You fix it how you need to fix it.
Then it's yours.
Yeah.
Do what you want to do.
All you can go with what's there.
You gonna go with that?
You don't go with that?
Oh!
You just hear the stipulation
the requirement, Lowe's just said?
You gotta add this and add that
by the time you do that?
You don't have to.
You ain't got to it telling you that you can.
The copyrighting shit is yours
once you start using.
That is a form of a copywritten
because now you're showing
that you're using it.
You see what I'm saying?
Well, let's just say that.
If you need Chad GBT to write a song,
find another fucking profession.
Sometimes folks get ride a block.
Shit, bitch.
I ain't been to pay nobody else
and do coming in here
and they just wrote ad chat GBT.
Man, if you get writing block, you need to just go back to the table.
You just go back to the table if you got ready to block.
That means God ain't sent you one.
You ain't been through it though.
But you know what it is too, though?
It's not real.
I just say read.
Sometimes they don't know a lot of words.
You just need to go through, go live some life.
You can stand live a life, but who's to say where your creation going to come from?
That's what I'm saying.
You got to go do some regular life shit.
Go get something to eat.
Go somewhere.
somewhere you want to get out.
Because everything is material.
You thought once you become a comedian, I'm just saying this from my aspect, from myself.
Once I became a comedian, everything becomes material.
I don't know that shit a little bit.
I do.
Because you don't know how to not, how to turn that shit off.
Yeah, because every time I'm about to hear it from the back, all like you hear it from me.
Man, who he has in my head?
Shut up.
You bet that guy you some material.
But he's there.
But he's there.
Everything.
Everything.
Everything.
Everything you do.
It is what it is.
Fuck it, y'all.
It is what it is.
Sometimes we got to embrace our goddamn talent, niggas.
We're super heroes, niggas.
I hear songs all day.
Sometimes we be having to fight on goddamn time.
You got to fight crime.
You got to fight crime.
Yeah, it doesn't matter what going on.
You can say one thing.
I got a whole song.
All, every day.
You're super gifted.
That's just like with us comedians, right?
We can think of some shit right before we get on stage.
we get on stage and go out there and remember it and then go out there and come up with some
on stage that's how I give I don't came on some good shit right there on show I'm like oh that'll
be fun let me go out here and just figure something out right quick said of trying to sit down
just like that one word created a song yeah or one thought created a joke oh yeah what you said
one adams created a person I thought that nigga was the superhero no I had to you know
I'm old nigga I didn't if that was a superhero wouldn't that be the uh movie the genie the one
I don't found a way to pop all these old nigger helmets, bro.
Well, I thought that would get me.
Hell no.
Niggins to be doing this shit out the blue.
You're the younger one at all.
Well, I told my Mnicki, gang.
What were you doing?
Bruh, nah-shin' about me.
Calling me an old nigga, and who is Miniski.
I was, that nigga said.
Something by his knee, I was like, nah, old n'nick.
My shit said, oh.
I'm done.
Literally.
He's talking about, yeah, talking this shit.
My shit went right.
I was going to take the pictures at the meeting greet.
You know, you'll get up.
This was the same night, yeah.
Same night, nigga.
I said, oh, shit, my knee just popped.
You're an old nigga.
That nigga tried to do something and that bit.
His shit popped.
He fell, though.
My shit just snapped like, you know, just a regular.
Then one night, y'all played basketball was...
No, it was just a round night.
You were knocking like hell that night.
I seen him.
He was like, damn, my knee.
I was like, yeah, old that nigga.
And my shit said, pop.
I said, oh.
He talked about, yeah.
I was like, nigger, I ain't playing.
I was like, but something that happened real,
I'm gonna what the fuck that was.
Yeah, that's what happens you get for talking shit.
How long was it before you went to the office?
But about a year.
About a year.
Oh, this, okay, so this has been some shit.
No, this shit been happening, but this shit was hurting, though.
When you tell you meniske, like,
might be shit like that?
Hold on, what you're saying?
You didn't go to the hospital when they were told.
No, no.
It was already wearing tan.
But it popped, which means.
But when did you go?
When did you go?
Three wins or a ass?
Nick.
Okay.
Right.
Right, you had to go right then.
It was just, I was like, oh shit, I could do what I do.
You ain't think that was messed up.
Wow, nigga.
I didn't like my knee popping.
Oh yeah.
And then they kept going.
That shit just hurts.
I broke.
Like this, my shit was just in pain.
Every time I knee popped now, I'm gonna think about this shit.
And I broke two ribs last year and still did it when it did a show.
After the motorcycle accident, what the fuck do you be doing?
I fell off a ladder.
You just need a very adventurous.
Was it right?
Yeah, you just need to stop doing everything.
No rain, no nothing.
And the ladder slipped, I reached for everything but God.
Hit the ground.
Oh, yeah, we're on that ladder.
Ain't shit you're going to grab.
I wouldn't even up far enough, but the ladder came down, jagged, and went straight into my reel.
Shit on myself.
And then I went and did two shows with a broken rib.
Didn't even know they were broke.
I know what a shit.
One thing about Black Man.
We get up on that ground.
We good.
I went out to security cameras.
That was great.
No, no, we're not.
I'm up, bail.
That shit don't mean nothing.
I see some steps.
My stomach's going to start.
I bet you'll hire somebody in it, man.
But you know how to do this shit, though.
I still do it.
I ain't.
I ain't afraid of that, man.
Everybody be saying, bro, you got hit on a motorcycle.
You get back on one.
I say, yeah.
If you got hit in the car,
you ain't going to never driving one or riding one for the rest of your life.
My little brother got killed on the motorcycle.
You can't be scared.
I'm sorry to hit that door.
Yeah.
Yeah, I went through the windshield landing on the bed.
Well, there goes our motorcycle material.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lying on the bed.
And the rank that's struggling with the helmet on,
getting choked by the strap.
And God dang on, I saw the ambulance.
I smelled the blood.
I asked him for it.
I said, hey, what my lead looked like?
Because I couldn't look down.
I tried to take the helmet on.
My hand were right here.
The bone was that.
Doing right here, my hand were down here.
It was crushed.
I couldn't even reach the got-dain-on helmet.
Where were you?
On Fabin Road.
This is right here.
Yeah.
So when you got,
it.
Were you, I know you was in the correct space.
I was in the right lane.
I came around the corner.
It was a pickup truck coming right at me.
I tried to lean out the way.
He tried to get back over here lane, hit the front of the,
boom, straight through the windshield, land on the bed, bled out.
You landed in, in, on the 18 wheel of bed?
No, it was a pickup truck.
So obviously, he was going fast,
and he had to get into other lane coming around the curb.
Yeah, but I know my mind back,
Because when I got a thing hit the truck, my watch band snapped.
I heard it.
Before I got dang went with the got dang MT, I told my home girl, I say,
my watch is on the truck somewhere, grab it.
And I'm in the route of dying, but I just didn't want to leave him nothing.
I died right at the door at Grady.
Went through my surgery, sober, no anesthesia, no nothing.
They couldn't even give me anesthesia for the pain.
I had lost too much blood.
They broke my arms back in front of me, my legs back in front of me,
then I blinked out.
Yeah, 24 hours of surgery.
That's pain for shit.
Not a problem.
Leave me here.
This let me do me shit.
Man, I was just making sure I had my foot when I woke up.
That's the first time I looked at that.
You probably broke your ribs.
We're like, ah, just broke the ribs.
Nah, ain't shit.
Nick went home and took a boat.
There's not.
There ain't no goddamn loud.
I'm done.
I just broke two ribs.
Don't give me no shit, okay?
Nick Winnerhouse and two motions are laid down.
It just feels like I got a shit, you know what I mean?
Know what I mean?
You ain't know what I mean?
Well, I'm glad you here.
Give me a beer and a cigarette.
It's a blessing, man.
No, for sure, for sure.
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And then it was around COVID, so I ain't had no visitors.
And I know God, really, to tell you the truth.
I ain't trying to be all spiritual in them,
but I'm very, very grounded.
So do your thing.
Man, when I got down, got to the hospital,
I had a nursing there that were like the devil.
And nothing I could do about it,
because I was just like, I ain't got no arms to be fighting her.
I had two cats on my arm.
And I finally complaining about that.
I figured out how to dial on the phone.
I said, hey, dad, the lady in here,
she's like abusive, she blah, they blah.
I was like, she's the devil.
You all about to ask you, how is she to do?
I went on
Cush, she had me sitting in got dang on poop
for like 12 hours.
She didn't care.
Oh, damn.
And I couldn't do nothing about it.
So I was like, mortified.
The next morning I woke up, man,
my next nurse name was blessing.
That was her real name.
I said, God, in real.
He got a sense of humor.
And then, during the whole process
through everything I went through,
I found that my blood type was B positive.
I said, God, you're telling me something.
I better be positive through the whole process.
Wow, that's dope.
Yeah, that was a very poet.
You didn't got yourself in some shit.
You need to bless me, something.
And he wants you to be positive.
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
But that's how I went.
How long were you in the hospital?
I was in there for about a month.
Shit.
They told me I may never be the walk again
because I have sciatic nerve damage.
You're left foot will be dropped foot if I did learn to use it again.
You can't say shit right in.
He's gonna hear one thing.
Hey, that man here, you say, now you gotta be positive.
You gotta find you left to be part.
You got to be positive.
He said, I heard this man to send this shit for 20 hours.
And he don't say, so.
He don't go on.
I got some with some shit.
That one, true, though.
By your hair.
Oh, no.
You got through.
Hey, buddy, that's hell of a blessing.
Where are they that on?
He got this stuff in and shit.
You're waiting on the blessing to come through.
It barely be positive.
Hey, bud.
One thing about it, but when you learn your lesson, bud, listen.
You're crying.
The blessing is on the other side.
Listen, man.
Listen, bud.
He's going to sit your head down, buddy.
You don't get the message up to that.
Hey, bud.
He was driving this shit.
Again.
No, he was drunk driving.
I ain't get my step in there.
I mean, so he.
Oh, well, yeah, he had no truck but to stop.
Because you said you went through the windshield and got on his truck.
Yeah.
He couldn't keep going.
Well, he could have.
Amen.
When I be running a little bitch, I'd be so cold.
When you go through some shit like that, you'll never think you'll be on this side of it where you can laugh at it.
Oh, yeah.
When you're going through it, you'll never be like, man, I had never see it like that.
Man, that's all with I would like.
When you go through shit like that.
like life-changing shit, once you get through it,
it feels like it never happened.
Right.
Yeah.
But you remember it, it just don't, it's not-
vividly.
Yeah, you know, especially when you had invested
in the physical pain, they're like, man,
they feel like this shit ain't gonna never be right.
But see, some people don't be thinking
that they can go through some
until you really have to go through some
in other people's stories is for them anyway.
Right.
So when you listening, you'd be like, what?
But if somebody would have told you you had to do it,
you wouldn't be-
No, no.
I can't do it.
I ain't choosing.
Nick, I ain't choosing trauma.
Hell no.
Man, yeah.
Yeah, had to go through it.
But ain't it good it worked like, what if God told you?
Hey, you know what we gotta do tomorrow, right?
Okay.
Anybody ever let you down?
Trust me.
It's gonna sound impossible.
Yeah.
But I need you to go, for me.
You need to believe in what you're supposed to believe in.
Why we gotta do that?
No, it ain't why.
Don't, you know, that's the rule.
That's the rule.
You can't ask why.
You got to do it.
I went through it all for the people that need to see it.
I mean, how can you stay down when you got a song like The Get Up?
You got to get up.
That was my testimony.
I had the biggest line dance song and fell the shortest in my whole career.
And I didn't even create that song while I was happy.
I created that song when I was depressed.
I wrote that song to get through my own worries.
And when it made me happy, I said, I know it can make the world happen.
So April 19, 2019, I leaked it.
Two weeks later, it was at 3 million views on like a platform then, some guys took it
to TikTok and then it just went stupid crazy.
And a month after that, it was number one for 12 weeks, the first time in country history
to ever be done.
Sit next to motherfucking Royale, bitch niggas.
Yeah.
One, I'm sorry, 12, they've been number one for 12 weeks straight.
Yeah.
No record ever been that long.
Nobody ever debuted and went double digits.
And I got the quickest permanent display at the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
That's hard.
And when I was down in my wreck going through my rehab, I had another song go number one.
So it was just a blessing.
Amen.
You didn't found their sauce now, though.
Yeah.
You is that guy.
What's the former?
How do you go about it?
Because it ain't just like, shit, you know, some people get to make one.
Right.
You get in the back to back to back, man.
What's the secret?
to success that worked for you, Blanco Brown.
Man, I always took a liking to sounds and music
and creating something different.
Yeah.
I just wanted to create something that stuck.
When I were playing traditional country songs,
people were looking at me like,
this jamming and you can sing,
but it ain't that fun.
So then I said, let me put some 808 and some drums to it
and trap it out.
Then I came over with trailer trap.
And it worked.
So when people were coming in the rooms,
I knew what time it was.
It ain't another person that has.
I had walked into Nashville that we know in the history of Nashville that didn't have no music out.
I had no music out at all.
You know how most artists they put out music.
They take the time for years.
I hadn't had no solo music out.
I had been doing my stuff for my brothers for years.
But I walked in the goddamn office in L.A.
Zach Katz signed me to BMG.
Then they took me over to Broken Bowl records.
And the deal I had, no article could say they started that way, not ever having a streaming, following, or anything.
I went in there, bare, and signed the deal on a masters.
So, I mean, just to be blacking on your masters in country music, they're already a thing.
So the way God-Divine appointment, man.
Yes, sir.
I just followed the steps.
And I just made the music from my heart, and I hope it worked.
And if it don't work, I got other investments.
Right.
Yeah.
What's your team like, man?
Who on the team?
It's a four-piece team.
Me, a DJ, my sound guy, and a road manager.
That's it.
With the different genres, why country?
Why did you choose country?
Country.
Well, I call it trailer trap.
But I chose it because it was the one thing that helped me get away from my circumstances.
When I was like, I don't want to get real deep, but I come back to that.
When I was five, man, I lost my best friend.
He got hit by 18 Willie in bankhead.
They made him go get the football in the middle of the road.
Boom, brains on the ground.
When I was seven, I lost my first girlfriend.
She fell out of her dad pickup truck, died on the way from school.
When I was nine, I saw a man decapitated.
When I was 11, I saw a man get his, having his face shot off right in front of me.
I was standing at Fabin Road.
Got dang it.
By the time of 13, we were carrying guns.
rest of guns running from the cops and I said I can't go through my whole life like this.
So I chose to be positive.
But the reality of it, every time I did something that was trapped, a straight R&B,
it just reminded me of all the pain I had been through.
So I wanted to create something that took me away from the pain.
So if you really listen to my songs, you don't never hear me singing like God dang on.
Now take your left hand and put it on your side.
That is not my real voice.
Let's do that one.
But I created it.
That's classic country right.
Boy, that's, boy, your voice had a little tinge racism in a minute, too.
Little tinge racism.
It's undone.
What?
So I created that whole persona to get away from my reality.
Hey, remember, on the old, right, but they said, hey, that's the new sound in race music.
Yeah.
We could sell some race music.
Nothing but some race me.
I'm done.
So you just took that, that perspective.
Like, you know what?
This is the only way that made me happen, so I'm just a go country.
Man, yeah, I felt like everybody who gets sane was going to try to out-same me.
But the thing about it was, I can't be out felt.
We got to get y'all in one.
They said, you ready?
No, really, man.
My boy, Ben told me about him.
We've been rocking him back then.
He said, why ain't why ain't he?
I got the number one cut.
I said, for real.
I said, for real, talking about me and Ronald where?
I said, man, you know, I don't listen to the country, but I'll let me check him out.
Listen to two, I said, yeah, yeah, I heard him.
I'm talking about number one.
I said, you know, a nigga be lying by number one.
He's talking about a nigger.
In the world.
Number one on the billboard, on the chart that matter.
You know, some of these make charts, but it ain't the chart chart,
man.
It's the chart.
You know, I just found out, like, a day or two ago that the top 21st century songs
I'm number 91
on most fluent of the top 21st century
Top 100.
Number 91.
We are breaking down barriers.
A lot of people don't know it.
That way I died in my head, I put my little dinner-romat patch on.
You dig what I'm saying?
Yeah, man.
Number 91, I said, let me do something outrageous.
We only talk to ghetto letting on this show.
Yes, sir.
We appreciate you for coming through, my name.
J-O-N, man.
We got to make sure y'all lock in,
My boy, Jay Ling, we ain't go crazy with me.
What you got on, man?
Oh, yeah.
Listen, man.
Come on, let's go get us a Grammy, man.
What you got?
Man, I don't make that, man.
No, he ain't got country.
He said trail the trap.
Yeah, we go back though.
He didn't know that.
Hell didn't even know that.
You know that.
You know, I read.
You know, I read.
You're about to do some country shit.
And I was like, you about to go crazy.
Yeah.
So you're fin to sit here and say you told that nigger that shit.
You remember, you're going to go.
You remember before you did, I have a hell
country song while I was gonna grow this song right
We got you from shit
Oh man, appreciate it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sir
I gave you a phone, I'm gonna put on the swag, definitely.
You know it.
I already see the good hat now, you understand me?
You think of what I said?
Yes, sir.
We're working though.
Right on time, y'all got the good stuff.
Come on, man.
Nothing but the good stuff.
Definitely.
They're what they can find you at.
Man, Blanco Brown everywhere, B-L-A-N-C-O-W-N-Brown.
When the new stuff coming, you just, you got a game.
I'll be releasing something in February called Deer Nashville, and then during springtime,
I got a song, so stupid, I'm going to let you all head off the ass.
It's out of here.
Gone.
Undeniable.
Gone.
Pium.
I love what motherfuck saying that shit.
This is right?
Yeah.
Man, please.
I'm telling you, it's gone.
When I tell y'all, and this is the first time I mentioned it.
Right.
This is going to be stamped in history.
It's gone.
Gone.
Gone.
Gone.
Gone.
God.
Damn.
I can't wait.
I'm ready.
I want to get this shit now.
You got to spin the block, man.
This is what we got to make it happen.
We got to get on some car shit.
Definitely.
Definitely got to spin the block and get on some music with the 85 South Boy.
Yep.
J-O-N. fucking with the music heavy.
We're going to need a hit for Fly.
We're working on Fly album this year.
And, you know, Justin, he want to come over there and drink some of that good goddamn liquor that you don't let that drink.
That I get for free.
Yeah, we want some of that free liquor.
He don't want to ask because he drunk.
Oh, he's fucked up.
And they leave back.
And they have been leaves back in.
He was like the don't set, boy.
He was like, I'm done.
Hey.
He's drunk now, can't.
See what he's doing.
You got yourself in some shit.
I want to come out with all the pilsters at and all that shit.
All that shit.
All the country shit is.
Y'all have all the other shit.
Man, I got some guns.
Me too.
I got some prototypes.
Well, I don't know.
You want to bring your gun down and all that shit.
Yep.
I ain't break it by.
So the Barrett's, they actually serviced the military, and I'm friends with the Barrett's.
They supply the military.
They hear the M-10.
Yeah.
I ain't got that.
I heard about it.
You got it on?
No.
Well, I think that's what we ought to do tomorrow.
Let's do some shit.
Tomorrow, let's go get some goddamn gun.
Now, that'd be dope.
Now, we do an insert.
We just all going crazy out of the day.
Yeah, them bitch a big.
I got so crazy.
I didn't even remember.
This shit doesn't got so crazy.
I just thought it was just like nine, four, five, all this.
Shit, no.
Man, they got all tight shit.
You walking in and be like, when they made the gun?
Yep, you don't know nothing about that this gun right here.
But see, as far as I'm concerned, that's all they got, the regular shit.
I don't have a desert eagle thing.
I hate getting around people who are always talking about.
I mean, yeah, 12-gauge, AK-47, shit like that.
I have those.
But I get tired of when we talk about guns, people are to talk about,
I bet you can't shoot 300 yards.
Who the fuck?
want to shoot that far.
You go into jail if you can shoot that fucking car.
This nigga got a fucking 50 cow.
Any nigga with a 50 cow is infatuated a gun.
If a nigga got a 50 cow,
leave that thing to fucking home, man.
He got a fucking shitfish.
I remember.
I remember when I used to tear a Lose.
Me and Lose used to be outside of case.
I'm looking for that.
I tell Lof.
Man, you need a gun.
You need to buy your gun.
If a will come back and bite you.
If a nigger pull out a 50 cow,
That's my father's so loud.
You don't even have to aim it at none.
I'm going to hit that, crack that bitch one good time.
Hey, man, I'm sorry!
It ain't fun.
Hey, that picture cows on.
It ain't fun to shoot.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
You got a crazy recall?
Make a motherfucker turn in the burning mat.
Crazy recall.
You are.
Oh, this niggas.
Stupid.
Oh, God.
When I say dumb.
On Friday.
What's what I'm saying?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
Boom.
That's too close.
No, no, no, I'm trying to tell you, poof.
I know, but that's too cold.
It's coming about right now.
I don't even when you see people shoot them guns, they have a helmet on.
That's what I'm saying.
They have a helmet on when they shoot no gun, because they're going to come back and hit that and this shit.
You're going to need one afterwards if you don't.
So this is a gun when you got to hit one time.
Yeah.
I got a, my trigger, my finger, my finger, like, hit that bitch in like, thom-p-pong-p-p-p-thud.
I'm good with all the rhythm and shit.
Get this shit, man.
The most extreme, I'm going to be.
ever get in my AK 407.
There you go. I don't want to end up.
Show for something. Yeah.
But, okay, what you shoot better with?
What you mean?
With your handgun or assault, right?
Like, when I'm having fun, I just want to shoot.
What you shoot better with?
I'm just saying, like, you got to just like,
I shoot good with both.
But if somebody's, if somebody's breaking my house
when I'm grabbing, my drop.
A.R. 15.
I got to go on salt.
My handgun day horrible.
I'm missing.
Everything.
Everything.
Then a saw rival.
I'm on your ass.
I'm on your ass.
What's your ass? What?
What you grab?
Somebody breaking your heart?
What you grab?
I ain't telling them.
Okay.
I don't want them to know what to bring.
They don't know.
I don't know.
I don't care what they bring.
I got the top of them.
I got some for your ass.
I'm just letting you know, ain't bullshit.
I ain't got no little shit.
You better bring your skills because I can have a 22 on my girls.
They're what you better bring your skills.
They're what you better bring.
And 22 of my toes.
And 22 danger, though.
That ain't even gonna be the shit this thing.
I still, I can still with my gun ring,
Nick.
I'm done.
I do still.
I bet you still be the one can your neck touch when the band get dark.
That's one of the more dangerous than goddamn quarterback.
Because the bullet comes out so fast, it's going to yell.
The bullet travels.
It's a good off of your bone.
A lot of people don't know that 22 and 25, the bullets ricochet off your bone.
It's a more deadly a goddamn gun.
Everybody got to keep one.
But honestly, man, somebody breaking the house,
I'm just going to grab whatever gun closer to me.
We're going to make it work.
Okay, check this out.
12 games, butt shot slug, butt shot slug.
Well, if you stand, if you got neighbors right now besides this shit about it, too.
But you got to, you know.
Buc shot slug, buckshot.
You got to go buckshot first legally.
Legally?
Yeah.
I don't know what's in name one.
No, you can Google it.
You can go Google it on a 12 gauge.
It might be a butt shot.
A gunshot slug.
A none deadly round first.
All of them deadly.
No, no.
The buckshot can kill you.
kill you, but the slug
are going to... All my shit is several thin
rounds, because they're going to expand once
they hit you. Them full metal jacket going to go straight
through you. You got the wrong with these racing malls in the front.
Oh, you're talking a red one? Yeah. I got
some of those. Oh, yeah, that's some tactical.
What about them green tips? They're tactical too.
I got a real. I think I'm haunted... I keep the NATO
green tips. Keep them green.
Those green tips. For the AR.
This is turning to a whole-n-n-hut-all-hub. I like this shit.
Yeah. Rebel Radio.
We're 92 a.m.
Hey, we want to give a good big shout out to the people there at Browning.
Make some of the best hunn rifles.
Remington.
I like Ruger Springfield.
Taurus.
Oh, a spring field type of way.
Glop my favorite.
I'm a Rougan, I ain't even going to tell you.
I used to hate getting a gun, but now I like them.
Have you tried?
The shadow system.
They glops on steroids.
Really?
But that's my carry.
What?
It's a shadow system.
It's called a shadow system.
Same code of the same bill.
With a better trigger.
preferrated front end, the recoil is good and...
When you say better trigger, what you mean?
Because the glan-cagat can be like a whole-pound trigger on it.
Yeah, no, it's 2.5.
That's it, that's it.
That's it, that's what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, okay, yeah, it's already locked in.
It's a way...
So that bit down, then you can blow that bit.
They got this scope.
They got the, like, it read, but they got like a little skull head in it.
I ain't seen that.
Boy, this motherfucker here's so crazy, though.
Man, I'm an A-R, man.
Yeah, AR are my favorite.
A-R.
But I put the force reset trigger on some of mine.
What is that is?
It made it like automatic.
Oh, y'all makes a different.
Hey, we're gonna catch y'all next.
No, it's legal.
It's legal.
Make sure.
Yeah, you're definitely legal.
It's legal.
I got some singles.
Yeah, I got some singles.
Oh, man, sometimes you might want to release out of that, Jay.
They're gonna remade the glock now.
Ladies and gentlemen, I see you, man.
I'm all right.
God bless you good night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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