The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - DC And Karlous Back In The Trap Recap | Ep. 212

Episode Date: December 6, 2019

dc and karlous pull up in the trap to catch up on everything thats been going on - From the craziness on tour to being back home. DC and Karlous also take it back and look back at the first time they got their heart broken and the first time they got some. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I do. Hello? I'm going to the motherfucker right now. Hello. Pipe down. Hungre than that motherfucker right now. Pipe down. Only than that motherfucker right now.

Pipe down. Hey, they get this slave rope. Hey man, it's been a minute. Been a minute since we're being in the trap, nigger. It has been. Because we're being known for getting rap, nigger. Yeah. Trying to make that money stack, nigger.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. But it's all good, cause we back, nigger. Back in the trap, back in the trap, back in the trap. Y'all. Packing the gap, pack in the stack, and you know back in the back. Y'all. You then fucked it up. Leg skin.

Hey, what you're doing for Thanksgiving? Man, to be, hun' I'm trying to figure out who house I'm trying to go get something to eat at. I got about four plates. I'm fin to go snatch up. You cooking anything? Man, I got to the point when we ain't even worry about cooking. Something to people cook. Why cook? When you can go to everybody else, I'll get something to eat? What?

Everybody else food would be the best anyway to be in. I mean, some people's family can cook. I ain't ain't gonna lie now. Like my little brother, Taye. He's four family. They shouldn't have a fat-ass place. I'm gonna be old whack. Take it pictures of in.

I'm in the people house you used to pull up at, and during the holiday. I'll say about folk. That's your average. I said about folk, cause you got good bait, bang. What's your line up? I know mama out first. Nah.

You don't go to your mom out first? Nah. She put too much salt in the gravy. She got to take that shit to the shelter. I'm scraed on that shit. They won't eat. They won't eat. They won't eat.

That's too much salt in here, man. You're gonna kill these people. Gonna be plenty of that left, though. What, no sir? I'm gonna go to my sister. I know she's gonna goddamn cook. We're gonna crazy. Yeah, they all crazy.

Hey, man, Joe, do me a favor. Find that footage of D.C. sister, roasting them people at that fucking meat and greet. Man, she crazed. Did you have any footage of that? I don't remember. What was that? I have no idea.

Macon? Macon or Guff? Yeah. Yeah. This is a russes and shit out of the head you eating it. Shit, that the house. The family posts are full of. Real.

Yeah. You're rolling out of there. It's just a good joint rolling box. What got that goddamn. Some cowboy shit. He got a joint roller bha. He got a joint roller bha. Hey, what's been your favorite tour moment?

Some of them so far. This shit's been funny as a motherfucker. Man. I got something in the moment. I just can't really just pinpoint the moment. It's just going on stage knowing that we're feeling an act of ass is the best moment to me. You feel, but like... Fried chicken.

Fried chicken. That shit was so funny. She can't eat fried chicken. This nigga, Chico asked that lady if she had some good pussy. That shit was so funny, bro. Yeah, she looks so much like a man. But she almost said, yeah. She almost turned back and said, boy, this shit went in the motherfucker, boy.

I see it in the face, I see it in the face, you look back. Yo, Diabot told his hand, boy, that shit, wet, wick. Hey, I got a question. I got a question for you, D.C. Is it really even a show if you don't come out fucking the ass? You got to fuck the air every single. I got it. Like, it'd be like, if he's somebody in there, they'd be like, he's going to do it.

He going to do it. We'll, will, we, we, oh, he's doing it. He did it. Like, I got to. That's your trade war. That's my, like, that's the, let it be know. Like, I'm here to act of hand. I'm in there.

I'm in here that I can't ask for somebody. About to fuck shit up. Oh yeah, you gotta understand. You got people that come down to see you. You got people that come down to see Chico. You got motherfah that come there to see me. You got my motherfucker that come there to see us as a whole. Bro, they didn't change your name to loose leg.

You see what I'm saying? So I got to do loose leg. Oh, man. You feel what I'm saying? And I got to do the dick pump. Like, I got to do the dick pump. It ain't about me no, boy. You feel, I gotta do shit.

Brough. They want to win. I don't want to see win. Oh, Lord. But tell the truth. I got to do everything. That blow-up dog, some of the funnest shit. Hey, let me tell you some.

That blow-up doll is still till today. I'm trying to put that shit on stage right now. What? That shit was crazy. Because the niggas really out of that fucking blow up dog. Just a year. Just a year. You didn't see a nigga playing with the little fake pussy.

It bent over with the ass. He was smacking the ad. He was like, he couldn't even leave that bit with bouncing back. He was like, nigger, this shit bouncing back. Hey, man, if it was your company, how much would you sell fake pusses for? How much would those be on the market for them?

Man, gotta get a hundred. A hundred apart, this shit like heroin. Honorable, a pop. That's just so funny because you said a hundred a pop, and that's a fake pussy. Bro, you gotta understand how many niggis not getting coochie. Bro, coocha is a commodity. You gotta understand how many niggins is not getting

Pussy, I don't care how crazy it sounds. It sounds, listen, bro, it's a nigga right now who's watching this motherfucker who ain't got no pussy. Nah, this is here? And it's, but what the money, bro? What is this? Oh, a nigga who got, it's November, it's the end of November.

Bro, it's the end of November, and it's a nigger who ain't touch, no pussy. Not cause he don't want to. Because he just ain't had no luck. Why are you laughing at this nigga, That shit is painful. That shit is crazy. Like, bro, I know he probably said it like,

but you're famous. No, that ain't about being famous, nigga. Take your $40 and go get you some motherfucking pussy, nigga. I don't recommend you do that. I don't say go do that. I don't say go do that. I don't recommend you do that.

I ready you do that, then take it. I mean, I ain't saying take it neither, but $40, you get exactly what you pay for. Hey, you either take a 40 or beat your meat for nine more months. What you're going to do? Now, you free, bro, you walk around here looking at pussy. Like if somebody wanna fuck you and you're saying don't know what to do. What?

You know what? Guess what? A lot of these niggas lame as hell. A lot of the niggas lame and guess what I learned too? A lot of the niggas don't even know how to start sex. They don't even how to start. They don't even know how to start the fuck. They don't know how to start it.

What you mean? Started. But they don't know what to do first. Kids, they don't know what. They like, how does he want to start? What do you mean? How did you want to start? You started.

Niggins don't even know how to start it. How do you start? I don't have to start plenty of different way. You might have to get head. Hey, real nigga shit, bro. You ever be about to get some pussy and get naked too fast? Too fast. You like, I don't got naked too fast.

You butt-niggott. She didn't take off nothing. But you took out too many clothes. I ain't taking off all my clothes. For real, but-tee-teller. You're too naked, too fast. You never know how I might start. You might have to get her head.

She might have to give you her head. Y'all might kiss. She might want to play music. You know what I'm saying? Bitch might want to play the game. You never know. You know what I? Real talk.

Bidtsch might want to do a massage. You might eat the bitch. You never know. So I'm a nigga like sucking toe. I ain't sucking no motherfucker's toe. Four play is important. Four play is important. It is because it warms up the pussy

and it gets it right. Because I know me, what I had a problem with, I was too fast. Yeah, sometimes I'd be too thirsty. I'd be skipping straight to the phone. I'd be like, hey, man, he's some pussy. And the bitch be like, hold up, I got to crank this motherfucker up first. Like, just how we might need a little help?

Like, hold up, babe, you got to give us a head, get right. Sometimes I'm a whole need a little. Like, you just can't go straight into the cooomte. They'd be like, God, that's it hurt. That's a little pussy be palpice. That shit would hurt. That shit would hurt. That shit would be like, no.

No! No! I'm not ready. Stop! I'm not ready to get up. You too rough. Stop it. I'm wet, but not wet, wait, wait.

I'm gonna need a little help. I'm sleepy. Then you gotta wet that thing up and they're gonna go get right. Hold on, nigga, I don't know you. Wait! She'd like you, but I don't like you. Right. I don't just open up to everybody. Stop opening my mouth.

For real. That shit, bro. That shit crazy. But I hope one day you said, pussy my knee good. Cucrema coming around the call. Give them some point. How on this? How to get some pussy?

I don't know. Sometimes you can't do what I do. No, just tell them what loose legs be doing. Man. The average nigger. Keep in mind, this is an average nigger, D.C. I just grab my deck and let them hold no. No, don't do that.

See? That's what I'm trying to tell you. I'm just be like, shout you all right on the fuck going on. Like I'm from the west side, so I'm like, you're all right to fuck going on. See what I'm saying? Everybody's something crazy. See what I'm saying?

Everybody not work for you. Don't do that. What the hell being from the West? It's sad got to do with that. Cause a nigga might be from like Arkansas trying to do that, like, what the fuck going on? Blah, they be a little, this nigga look. This nigga look crazy here.

What's up, Shaw, they're like, don't do that. He don't wind up to the wrong man. What's up, y'all'all? She's like, rape. Like, don't do that. Too much going on right now. Don't do that. For real, bro.

Hey, so I'm starting. That's why you got to do you. I can't really tell a young nigga how to get no. You remember when you first got to do that. When I forgot some pussy? When I forgot some pussy. That's a day I'd never forget. Boy, let me tell you.

When I forgot some pussy, you can't even do that shit now. Bro, I swear life hit different on that day. I walked outside the air. You can taste the air, the oxygen. Man, you can hear the birds. The colors was brighter. Water tastes totally different. I can't even tell the story.

I got the fruit. No, sir. But when I got my third, said the pussy, Your first set, you were more than one in the box. Yeah, yeah, like, when you knew, like, like when you weren't scared to fuck, like when you got that nervousness out to be like, okay, if a girl wanna be like, I wanna fuck,

and you be like, shit, I'm with that, like your answer gonna be like, cause you kinda confident, cause you already under been through the couple times, you know what to do. You like, shit, what's off? She, no first, like, first, don't furt 10, but it was rough.

It was rough. But when I got through. When you got good. Oh, when I got good, see, that's why I'm so freaked out. Because my first 10. Real? It took you 10 times and they figured that shit out? No, no I'm saying, like, once I really, like, knew what the fuck was going on.

I didn't say, like, it took me 10 times. Oh. I'm saying, like, the first 10 experience is what made me who I am. Yeah. I feel you. I feel you. Who? Can't even talk about them days.

If I part to talk about it, I'd be like, bro, what the fuck were we on? Those days were rough, because you just had to take what you could get. Hey, brother. Sometimes it wasn't even always pussy. You just had to be glad that you rubbed on a titty. Right. You know, just had to fight another day. And I ain't started eating pussy to 19.

I thought it was nasty. Now, you got this. I don't know how you used to last that long. What? I ate some pussy earlier because I had to see what all the hype was about. So you ain't putting in high school. Because when I was in high school, we get way more pushing than everything. that when I was in high school eating pussy was looked down upon right that's what I'm trying

to tell you that why I waited like shame it was like man oh man don't fight with that nigga man that thing eat push oh my god he's the worst thing in this school he's he's actually he doesn't need to be around us because we're trying to further our education but the nigga who were eating more pussy on the low but once the nigga found out it was like well what the fuck like you can't you can't drink out my milk cart and my nigga once I got a hold of that information right I became the nigger that was eating pussy but I'm glad I didn't eat pussy in high school because I would eat the wrong pussy right you can't eat you don't know that that puts it is niggins who we ain't puts in high school

you're not in high school I'm him I take that right I've been out of high school 20 years that shit don't even count no more right right right right your cough ain't nobody nope it ain't like I got caught eating pussy in the library or no Ah, you didn't get caught. Okay, cool. It ain't like I got into it. But you was eating, damn to every bitch you fuck. Did nobody even front on me?

I ain't never get fronted in the cafeteria. Like, that's why this nigga eat pussy. I mean, because that one, it wasn't a thine back then. It was like, you're a freak-ass nigga, you ain't pussy. Like, you experience. Right. You experienced. So I was just fucking.

I was getting head and fucking. Couldn't tell me shit. Well, see, I got head first before I got pussy. man my life changed. It's getting pussy. All levels is the same. All that's in the same. Yeah, all that's the same category, but it wasn't.

When I got the pussy, I actually knew, like, head when it was just like, damn, hey. Bro, you ever be by yourself when you think about the ladies who gave you some pussy, like, before you was D.C. Youngfly, when you was just a baby. He was on drugs. Do you think that these ones? I ain't even finished what I was going to say. I was just wondering, like, if these women could see your potential way back then. Because all of that bullshit that you got leading up to your big moment had something to do with your success. Back then, I knew they bitches always wanted some.

I had drugs. Them hoes wanted weed. Man, if you was willing to give a bitch damn there three, four grams of the weed, what? Okay. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to be like, girl, he gave up four grand. So that was what we're going. Why you was in high school.

Now keep in mind, when I was in high school, I was one of the few niggas in the school that knew how to roll a blunt. So imagine what the fuck I had going on. You went to a small food. Exactly. Oh, see, we were smoking. See, I had to go ahead and tell my mom,

I was smoking when I was 15. I couldn't hold that shit in no more. Like, I can't hide this shit. I'm going to smoke in front of whoever. You're not my mama. Don't give a fuck, I'm smoking weed. But that shit was crazy when motherfuck was like, when I thought smoking from the grown folks,

like outside, by the mailbox. See, that's the thing about being from a small town. You can do that shit, but your folks are gonna know you smoking weed before you can get home. I heard you smoking dope. Behind the dugout at the football game. I already know.

Y'all smoking big blunts, huh? Give me some. All right. That's what my grandma said once I came home. Oh, y'all smoked blunts now. I smell it, give me one. Somebody better give me a blunt, I'm fucking all y'all up. Man, let me tell you what my sister did.

She don't do that no more. Uh-oh. She sold me to weed. Come on now, your own sister. And then tell my mama I smoked weed. Ain't no way I would have bought it. I want to stole it. And get what I did.

Told her, my mama, and she sold it to me. You told back? Told back. Come my mom, I'm like, what? I said. I never know. I never saw you as a telling nigger. No, I want no tell a nigger.

But I'm like, how the fuck you're going to tell on me? And I'm like, you sold me to weed. That was the argument. See, it's different because it's your sister. Did. It wasn't no nigga on the street. Right. You feel what I'm saying?

And you're trying to get my ass with, no bitch. You're going to get that head with you guys. And you're the little brother? You did. And you're trying to prove a point. How are you going to do that? That's a good moment to teach you on right now. Come on.

See, that's the difference between black people and white people. White people have a little brother. Black people have a little brother. A little brother. Did he say I never see her as in tell her I wasn't gonna tell her I was getting easy I feel you you did you did at the end of the day I smoked and she still did her thing you dig what I'm saying some nice music you got going on over there it's real relaxing matter of fact welcome back to the 85 South show I'm your man Carlos Nettah

and you already know who this strapping young gentleman is right here re-bushing my man loose legs hey yeah yeah This song could be anything. Happy birthday, Merry Christmas, happy Thanksgiving. Happy Easter, happy Hanukkah. Happy Kwanza, Tasha. It's St. Paddy's Day, Valentine's Day. Happy Halloween.

Better than day. Kalama's Day, MLK Day Independence Day Happy Independence Day Marlow the King Day It's his birthday It's his birthday White shit keeps changing

Merry Christmas, happy birthday Happy Thanksgiving Happy, happy No, I don't really for Halloween like that Happy Veterans Day Happy Labor Day Independence Day Happy Moria Day

Nigel Happy Father's Day Happy Mother's Day Yeah, cool, they cool Is that all love them St. Patrick Day Look at my calendar They got some shit in here, let me see

Mmm, mm, mm Ooh Merry Christmas, happy birthday birthday you're getting presents anyway anyway new year's day Thanksgiving New Year's Eve and Christmas Eve Day daylight savings time don't want to pay this one should I Go ahead and say it's it funny for 2008 President's Day

President's Day coming up to Or did it just pass full? No, it's in February I knew it was coming up soon What the fuck is Holly? Oh, I got one What? Nick at the Food's Day

Stop it. With some foods man Yup Can we like to play Yup And then dance today before my birthday Miss the next day It's the next day.

It's the next day. Every second. Happy second. Send me some tities if you ain't pregnant. Look. Get your girl pregnant. Trying to get your girl pregnant. On my birthday.

On my birthday. What is that? Earth Day. Happy Earth Day. Happy Earth Day. Happy Earth Day. Happy Earth Day. Why the fuck Earth got a day?

Is that a day, that it starts? Let it up start. Oh, April 24, beginning of Ramadan. What is? Beginning of Ramadan. What? Beginning of Ramadan. We got a fast all day, can't eat till night, that's then we pray.

Nika gotta eat at 90 days. 90 days. They're drinking water and laughing tapas. Every day. They go start. Don't be making fun, and them pick you. Damn fish and shit. Nigger, Mae Phil, Cinco de Mayo, damn.

Sing of the Mayo. Cause you know we're about to get so high-do. About to roll up the motherfucking Fido. Yeah, yeah. Even had a little dog named Fido. Yep, everybody knows me. Hado. And then he didn't want to grow an Afro.

Afro. When I went outside like no grove. Had a white man playing up and drew. Ooh. Yeah, what? What? What? Memorial Day.

A memorial day. What the fuck that means? It's a memorial for? That means when the people died in the war, they ain't here no more so we remember them. A memorial day. Black history is all month in February. Guess what? It ain't a 28 day.

June 19. What? June 10. Don't forget about June 10. Forget about Juneteen, because that's the day that the slaves find out that they weren't slaves no more. Why the fuck they call it Juneteen? June 19.

That's stupidest day. Don't say that. We need to meet that. We need to rename it. No, we don't leave it like that. Juneteen, because that's some good shit is what the slaves used to say back in the day. Nigger had a slang back then.

It's Junete! That's how old niggas told. That's Joe Tain. What day it happened? Oh, shit, June team! Junete! June team! Hell, you remember when it was.

Shit, June tea. That's fucked up. Like my weed up one more time. Oh. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy Earth Day.

Happy Earth Day. Memorial Day. Independent's day. You got some shit in here. I just don't know what this is. St. Patrick's Day. Valentine's Day, New Year's Day, oh, wow. Okay, November 1st, Daylight saving time in.

Daylight savings time, when it's dark at 5 o'clock. Nigger, and 440 May, and full for the time, and full for the high. All right, man, that's enough of that shit. This is another episode of the 85 South Show, brought to you in part by.

Some real niggas, bitch-ass, nigger. Brought to you in part by that company that sells those du rags that are sold in the liquor store. Whatever that company is that makes those du rags that they sell at all the convenience stores in the hood, liquor stores and gas stations. Got that power me, puss-assad, nigga. Yeah. I'm trying to get my record in these funds right now. You should. I mean, you're a very successful.

I'm feeling to go get all the guns in my name. All of them. I'm talking about big shit. Get a Gatlin gun, my nigga. I'm going to get so much shit. I want one of them guns that Colvin' Commander had. The motherfucker to go, chew, shoot, shoot. I want no motherfucker.

But you're scared me, brino. What's up, bro? You scared me. Don't shoot that, nigga. Don't shoot that nigga. We got to get these groups of updates on the 85 South show. Let me see what we got there. Let me read some comments.

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God damn. Y'all giving them to the homeless? What about that nigga that's paying? Everybody going crazy over Disney Plus. I ain't gonna speak on that too tough because they might want us to get on Disney Plus in a little bit. Michael B. Jordan, about to play Superman. He negotiated.

He said he had a meet. These are all just rumors. Just have to throw a few rumors out there to keep the light going. Who shot ghosts? If you know, don't answer that. I like to, I like to just keep the mystery. That's going to be lit. If you get that more, they'll be lit.

Colin Kaepernick. Ain't nobody called him yet. Out there talking of shit. He obviously just played football. We called him. He ain't hit us back. Yeah, we fuck with you, man. Yeah, man.

Man, fuck it. Put that nigga on the team. Fuck that shit. Put him on the falcon. Put him on the falcon. Shit. Put them on the Falcons. Every time I look up, the goddamn Falcons lose.

Man, the Falcons lost the practice game the other week. Man, the Falcons so sorry. What chase off? They're not sorry. I don't even know what they're training for. This nigga being in the locker room, tell they coach shit to fuck up. Y'all get on the field, man, fuck you, Nate. You know who I'm proud of, though?

That boy Lamar Jackson. He killing everything. Man, what? Lamar going to nut. Shout out to Lamar Jackson. Lamar going to nut right out. Shout out by Lamar, man. tomorrow man oh DC you just you gave out some turgues for Thanksgiving man gave

out two hundred man matter of fact the community crew yes sir real shout out to the crew thank you know what I said we fed me 200 families you know what I mean Adamville he came and went crazy so mm-hmm no we're getting down he's such a humble guy bro hey man you're really a nice person yeah I want to stay nice man I don't like being me you always got something going on in the city man just is it just like you just feel compelled to keep something going on year round. Yeah, that's my hood. You gotta understand, bro.

And you really got a community. No, I understand. I'm just getting my interview all. Oh, yeah, that I'm what I'm saying? And you really like... What would it like on the west side, this shit? If you just care for your community, you're gonna do right by others that's in your community.

You know what's going on. You feel what I'm saying? Right. You just want to make sure that you help make a change and put smiles on people face. What would you say to somebody who may be watching this right now? They want to do something in their community. I'm sure.

But maybe they feel like what they're trying to do may be too small or insignificant. What would you tell those people? There's nothing too small. There's nothing too small that you can do for your neighborhood or your community. It always takes a small thing. There's a curve. There's a sidewalk. There's a street.

Before you become a street, you have to be the curb. Before you become a curb, there's a driveway. Wow. So everybody plays a part in clear about the community. It don't have to be big. I gave about 200. Get what? Somebody just take me.

We're like, but I've been doing this shit for eight years. I'm giving out of $500. I'm like, y'all have, you did it better than me. You see what I'm saying? So, like, just to get back, it's all that count. You know what I'm saying? That is very important. It's all that count.

Damn it, like, we're going to get this shit back. I like how you did that whole shit about giving back. Fuck this. Damn. That's cool. You know what I mean? We're still human. You human?

I'm on soul. Yeah, man. Talk to him. You know what I mean? We're thugging. So much shit going on. the motherfucking world man we're gonna have to vote this year i mean next year she'll get real well next year i'm running from congress it really already is 20 20 it really i'm gonna run for

this now y'all what's your platform this or you get that anybody gonna run against you for this what's your platform what's your platform what are you like what is gonna be the main thing oh let me the main thing that I'm changing ain't got that far you got to come up with that first because that's what's gonna make people fuck with you right no I ain't got that for Right. I've been thinking about building some bowling hours. Why? Why?

You can these kids thinking that they can bowl. Do something. Change their mindset. Do something. Oh. Take them somewhere. We need opportunity. We got a pool, but nigg don't even like to swim.

For real, real. Y'all ain't going to go swimming. We jumped in every hotel pool. Ain't never stayed at the hotel ever. But that's because we petty as black people. Like the black people who can swim, don't like to swim because swimming make you ashen. Right.

That type of ashen, that lotion can't penetrate. But they don't understand that swimming get you in shape. Yeah. Like people don't get too much of a fuck about being in shape. And it's, I think it's just because we know how much shit you're good at and we don't have to be in shape to do it. Shit, you gotta be in shape. Not for real.

My mic gotta put it up. Down. Where is it? It's loud as fuck. My shit sounds natural, don't it. That's what the holes like. Hello, my name is Carlos Miller, and I used to chase holes.

We good. But now I don't know more. For real. I don't know more. You're chasing you. No, it's not even there. I'm just at a space in my life where I'm just, I'm neutral. Right.

You got to figure it out. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just walking forward. Like, if I see some holes, that's fine. But I'm not going to stop and, like, wait on them. Right. That way ain't shit dead. Cause the Craig Palmer, you ever waiting on the bitch or she when you come that way?

Ha ha ha. You just be sitting there like, well, I can't. I gotta wait on this hole. You look good. She's gone, so what? You're like, what they motherfucker go? And you know what else? That shit is creeping.

Yes, sir. And now you're looking like you're looking for somebody who ain't even done no about. Stupid Andy? Yeah, I really have slowed down. Just what all this hoopla that's going on and all the shit that's in the media, I really don't approach women right now. Right.

Because I feel like they're not approachable. Right. See, I got my girl, I'm good. I ain't even trick. That's what I'm saying. It's so much shit that you don't have to deal with. But it's really just like going outside. Right.

fucking journey. It is. When you come to dealing with these women, it's a jungle out here. That's trying to figure out the one that wants to fuck with you for real. You never know, you know. You don't know. Yeah. If I'm interested really fucking with you.

I don't know what she's funny. But I like it. It's the challenge. It's the thrill of the chase. It is. Hey, man. You did that yet? Mm.

fellas if you weren't with your girl your current girl right now I'm asking the fellas in the room if you weren't with your girl right now would you be her side nigga you wouldn't be your girl's side name I mean if my girl wasn't the fourth for time to time but see that's how we started

you were the side nigga at first a hell long my girl wanted me okay So it was like, you know, how long were you in the side nigger position? I wouldn't even know side niggins. You weren't, so you went straight, you went straight to the top. It wasn't that, we fucked. And then became the relationship.

Right. Yeah, that's usually how it goes. Right. That's how I'm about right. That's how a nigga commit. She tried me though. I ate the coocha before I fuck. I was like, ooh-wee.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, but I kept it playing. But she kept coming around. I'm like, but in my mind, I was like, girl, you didn't get the fuck out my face. You was through. I was through, but he was like, was intent, you know, I'm like, kept coming. And I was like, I said she coming around.

But then we kept fucking around, and then we hit that bitch off. That's a beautiful story about that. Locked and loads. Hell yeah. That makes me. But that really how I supposed to go, though, because you can't be with nobody,

got some sire ads. I don't know. I can't do it. You can't commit to no bad pussy. I can't do it. See, that's why they be judging us, though, D.C., you see how they're going to be like, all they're talking about is pussy, and all that. We pussy kind of soon, that's all I know.

Bro, where else can a black man tune in to hear this? You feel, and to talk that real shit. I mean, I be at the hell, like, I mean, see, I be seeing this show, I'd be like, look, he's talking that same shit. You feel what I'm saying? Hold on, let's take a moment to talk to the ladies. It's black men, because- Right, can we need that. We don't have nowhere where we can communicate.

You could just let them know what's on your chair. It's a nigga right now that pointing at the TV. You, them nigga talking that shit. I got you, my nigger. We're going to talk that shit. Speak to them. Sit down and listen to your motherfucking man today. I ain't mean to say that.

Beautiful young lady. Sit your monkey ass down and listen to your man. Right now. Now listen, man. What would you like to say to the people who may or may not be listening to this? Listen, man. You got to understand later. You just got to be the one who softened your man up when you get home

because he's dealing with so much shit when he hit the door and he lead your ass. He ain't trying to come home to the motherfucking probation officer, man. I ain't trying to be fighting you when I'm already dealing with so much when I leave the fucking door.

I wish we had some motherfucking organs right now. When I get home, man, I need you to damn near pick my feet up and say, baby, who ass did you kick today? I need to rub these motherfuckers. That's what's gonna make a nigga love your ass, you feel? Because you can make,

You only know how soft your nigga really is Until you make them soft A lot of these ladies are tough like beef jerking They're not nurturing Ladies like they're just a tough-ass lady Old beef jerky ass girl Knick talking up ain't shit wrong with you

Bull fuck is crazy man Yeah they too tough Now you got the one that's like Over-sistern't those I'm not talking to the session I'm talking about to the caretakers The one that know how to take care of a person. Not someone like, don't talk to me like that.

Like, why are you talking to me like that, like that stuff? I'm like, what the fuck going on? It's just a lot of masculine-ass women out here. You never hugged the bitch and she was hard? It was like, ooh. It's hard. It's hard. I need that bit to be soft.

You ain't even soft where a woman supposed to be soft at. Mm-mm. I need that body to be soft. Carlos. Uh-huh. Shit. That's the chicken nugget. You're talking about that too...

Ha! They're too rough. These women is rough. You heard of it. You heard of it. He said... I don't know, man. I just like real, like, feminine-ass women.

The chicken niggins are saying. They just stop. It's some steroids in the chicken nuggets making them talk. I'm just like feminine-ass soft-ass women. I like, like these women be too tough for me. Like they don't be scared of bugs or nothing. Now, don't get me wrong. I don't mind my girl being adventurous.

It's kind of like, you know, down the earth. You feel like I'm talking about you tough-ass gangsters. I'm talking about probation officer, bitch. I don't want them. I don't need no probation. Don't bug me. Don't nag me. Don't ask me where I've been.

Ask me what happened. It will just be like, are you okay? Okay. I'm gonna give them the game. Don't never ask a nigger more than three questions in a row. That's some police ass shit. Right. And the black man, naturally just gonna lie when we send some police activity.

Right. Who the fuck you working for that you gotta ask all these questions? Did you, you get three questions. What was that? What time? After them three, a nigga about to start arguing. Where was that? Who was that with?

Where I'm going? Man, don't ask me shit. Don't ask me shit out. Keep talking. Fuck wrong with you. Shit. Nick can't think under all that pressure. You ask a nigga more than three questions in a row.

He's about to go to fuck on. Right, right. He said it. Nigger, this is facts. Think about all the arguments, you and your nigger than had, ladies. It's probably because you ask four-five goddamn questions in a row. And he looked at you and let you know that you was asking to me the question. When the nigger just started ignoring the question.

Here you go with this shit, man. They're tripping, man. Go on with that bullshit! Sometimes you got a good nigga, he'll let you know. Babe, babe, come on now. Come on now. Come on. I'm trying to have a good night.

Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Bitch. Please. Fuck!

What else do you want to know? I just don't understand the logic behind this ladies. Y'all say y'all smart. Now she crying. Now she crying, Chad. She crying, Chad. Now you gotta go. You know why she crying?

Now you gotta be a bitch too. Come on, babe. Come on, baby. Come on, man. Because you ain't had to say it like that. Right, right. You ain't had to say it like that. What you mean ain't had to say it like that?

I'm a man. You ain't have to ask you any questions. I have no idea what that even means. Now you crying. Now you crying. What you mean? Should I have sin in sign language? language she in the corner though do me to text you know found the corner I don't

know how she found the corner like bitch where you find this corner where you know between shit in the corner she wants you to come get her like get out the corner please have you ever text why are you guys get out the corner and she say why you got an attitude how you know that mean a lot of niggins she don't pissed off with that same line well I'm gonna let you go because you seem to be upset Shout out, you know what? Right. I got my heartbroken.

I used to be a pussy. When? What year was this? Ninth grade. What year was you in ninth grade? 06. 06 was a pussy-ass year altogether. I was a pussy.

You did, you got some, what happened? You got a pussy-up? I'm just saying, it was just a pussy-ass year. I was like, you got a pussy out of you? No, ain't anybody hold me out. No, ain't anybody hold me out. I was just saying, like, when they caught a relationship, like, I got a pussy. I was literally like a clean cut this my girl friend no one talked to me no one

to speak to her we are married now in ninth grade that been broke my heart bro I have never been bro miss I never get this yet she said you are the best thing that ever happened me I'm glad God put you into my life she put God in so I was like okay she really meet she put garden you see what I'm saying the next day the next day she said I don't think it can work out she said I don't I don't think I'm able to do it right she gonna go in your God that's what I said I said you don't put God in yesterday So what would you do now? Are you going through something?

Whole school knew she was about to break over with you. Mm-mm. She went to another school. I was going to another school. Everybody knew something wrong because they were like, I was quiet and clad. Maybe I'm wrong, the judge. I'm like, I don't want nobody to talk to it right now. I don't want nobody talking to you right now.

Nobody. No teacher, no name. None. Who doing work? Beach, there ain't no sponge. Get out my face. I have to. get myself together going through something I ain't I never I don't think you got

to lose that I got it still to this day it hurts that was the worst part about that little like like junior high high school shit breaking on your girl being seen her be happy three lockers down you're talking about three lockers down get the fuck away from my locker with this hug and then shit they be raped up it happened to all the greats damn you know you win some and you lose some But you live to look another pussy. I'm kidding, boy, I definitely gotta have that. Much love to all the ladies out there that have the type of pussy that we enjoy eating.

Some of that shit is a chore. Right. Hey, man. Hey, man. Some of that shit is a chore. Hey, it got some pussy, some pretty pusses out there that's just... Ladies, we just want to eat the pussy. You know how some of y'all just want to eat the pussy.

Okay, cool. We don't want to eat the pussy. Bees like, I don't want no head. This ain't for you. It's hate for you. You better start listening to the women when they tell you that. What you're talking about? You don't fucking run out and get locked job.

Oh, no, I haven't had locked job before. But if she tell you don't eat her pussy, don't eat it. Oh, you're talking about on that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. They be trying to tease something too. Yeah, don't even mess with it. Just leave that. Nah, but I'm talking about when one that don't be one.

They just want you to fuck. Some women don't like head. But that ain't the point. It ain't about. what she don't like. That's because somebody fucked it up one time. That's what I'm talking about. I'm here to change that aspect.

Like, I understand you don't like it. Cool. You ain't had my head. Oh. Let go. You be making that sound. Man. I don't know how I'm going to put it before.

Oh, that whole load of that shit. Hmm. She'll give a little tickle. Give a little vibration. a little vibration. I feel like that's what, like if you were a gymnast, like if you were in the gymnastics, eating pussy would be your flow exercise.

That's where you're supposed to just freestyle and show all your skills, stay on beat, do a smooth-ass dismount. You'll be surprised, some bitches, it don't even take that much. Beechbite to get wet off of this. Up, up, up, up and down, throw a nipple in there,

back to the pussy. Oh my God. He's on and on. Since the 80s. Shit like a old. Olympus. He's on the run. He's not one to the tenty. He's down, down to the navel. He's now by the Coochillips. He's in the clitoris. He's going crazy. He's going crazy. Oh, she's busted on the... Hey, he puzzled with my eyes open. If you ever look down at the booty, the little booty be flinched. I'm like, man, what y'all do you? I was going to do it. Sometimes you got to knock on that door, too. What's heading in? Who's in here?

High five the booty. Whoa, too many people back up. Out of here. And we're walking. And we're out. And we're walking. We're walking. Keep your hands to yourself.

And we're out of here. Oh, this would be a good time to tell us some show dates. We've got shows coming up. December 6th, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Baltimore. Baton Rouge. December the 8th. We will be in Baltimore, Jacksonville, December 13th. Miami, December.

September 15th at the James L. Night Center. Make sure you hit the website at 85-southshow.com. I am your man Carlos Miller. This is my man, D.C. Youngfly. Hey, we are in the trap tonight. Welcome back, D.C. Hit them with that flavor. A dime bag, we.

It's always enough. Especially when you're smoke at. You know who this podcast is for? This podcast. It's for some ladies who thought I forgot about them, but I forget about you. It was for the ladies who only got one nipple pears. I don't know if that's your favorite titty or what.

Nope. They lost the other nipper. You know who else I want to give some love to? Everyone who watched the 85 South Shore at work alone by yourself. Yep, because you work at the house by yourself. We appreciate you tolerating the language. We understand. that the language sometimes can be trigger.

A little x-rayed, fuck bitch, shit, whole slut. What is wrong with you, man? This is the place where I can do this shit. It's crush yourself. Right. It's shit therapy. And I asked you earlier about the advice you would give the fellas who try to get some buzzer.

Let me give them something. We ain't tell them shit. Ooh. Go up there. I can't tell a little. I get a pussy. The best way to kiss and booze is to act like you don't need it. Because you don't need it.

Because you don't. Just already know that eventually, maybe possible, with the right amount of hope in being nice. And doing a little bit of a puss ass thing and shit. Don't be no lane. Don't be no lane. Not at 10, y'all really want to folks, y'all. But you just know that you do have a pass

if you get caught doing some pussy ass shit to get some pussy. It's totally fine to be. Puss ass name. Don't do no line shit to get no. No lame. But you feel what I'm saying? I mean, when I say, like, by doing a push-ass shit.

Don't be like, look at that nigga. Let that nigga alone, man. He's working over there. You feel that on that? Don't never interrupt another man's work. That should just be in the broco. Let that man build over there. You did.

Let him succeed by himself. Let him fail by himself. You did. Experience. It's always the best teacher. Don't never be a nigga who try to step in the middle. middle of another man's work. And you got to always know when the nigga is getting some pussy.

You got to know when it's, oh, okay, I know what going on. You got to re-evaluate the crew, too. Like, if you see the crew suffering, the niggins don't never have no success with the ladies, they got it, they can't be around. Because that mean y'all got a bad crew full of niggins that don't know how to get pussy. Right. And that's, that reflect poorly upon the crew.

That means, bitch, you don't even want to be around y'all. Right. I mean, that nigga might be a creep or something. Or something. He'd do something. That means y'all got a goof. A group of niggins that I did a load, some shit that they ain't told y'all. All y'all done did some shit among y'all said that y'all ain't even told each other.

Right. So y'all look like a group full of weirdos. They're doing weird old shit. See, the average person going to hear this and think that we're just specifically talking about pussy. We're not even talking about the physical sex part. Nope. I'm talking about the environment that pussy thrives in. Does that make sense?

Oh, yes, sir. If you can create an environment. That pussy wants to be in. Yes, sir. Or what that is wanted. Right. Not being taken. Not this bullshit, these niggas out of these white men.

No, no, no, no. No. No. Never. Never. Never that. I don't accept that. I don't accept that shit.

I wish all them nigger get, they fucking throat slid it. Right. Nigel. You'd be wishing the worst shit to do. Because they're supposed to add nigger. But that guy made them for a reason. What if every nigga was a real nigga? Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know.

And then it wouldn't just be special. But they can't be fuck, nigga, though. God damn. You don't understand the mentality of what made him for a year. I don't get a fuck what made the nigga what he is. Taking no goddamn pussy ain't never cool. You will fuck. You got $40, man.

Go get it. Y'all can foreplay. You can do what the fuck you want to make. See, that's what I'm saying. That's just like. Pussy, man. Shout out. They can always go back to that.

These bitches is walking around selling it. You're taking it. You got four to go get it, bro. Oh, man, you're talking about two different things. That's why. I'm like, what? You're talking about the type. I've never even going to address those.

No, I'm talking about we broke it down. We went like another bullet point up under that. You think they should legalize prostitution? They have done it. I'm just saying, like, worldwide, well, nationwide. I think they should legalize medical prostitution. What is that? Yeah.

What is that? Like, prostitution that makes you feel better. Legalize that? Medical prostitution, just like medical marijuana. It's medical prostitution. Oh. Yeah? Yeah?

I take my mess, man. Three times a day. Three times a day. That'll keep a nigga in the house. They ain't going no well, boy. You know, I'm on that, I got that mouth going to find. Yeah, sir, I'm going to have to put you on headrest. Say what?

I take that two years of headrest. I take that. I take that. Damn, you gotta spend three days in the hole. In which, hold up, boy, in which hole, though? Hey man, I'd be high and sentimental. Do you ever get higher shit and just hit your emotion? You want to cry?

No, it wasn't even that, it's just like, somebody could just say some shit and it just touched. Like, I remember, I was these girls, I was smoking, when I was, I was a motherfucker. And she looked up, she said, you want me, give you some air. And I was like, Hey, you fuck with me, don't it? You fuck with me.

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Me being like this in so long. Well, happy, you get a head. Man, I felt at that moment, I was like, this is the shit I've been working hard for. I'm going to cry those men. Man, I didn't, but I was right there. I could have, because it was so perfect. Everything stopped.

I was like, what? Me? They ain't had time to take that long. I'm like, come on with it. Yeah, let's do it. I give you some too. Come on. Get to me, I get in you.

What you want to do? I'll be geeked up. We both be geeked up. What you want to do? Who's going to start? What you're going to start? Hey, both I lit up. Ogo, what you want to do?

I'll do you first. It'd be shit like that. That's what makes me feel special. Shit like that. Or just little shit. Like when you suck in her teeth and she hold it from the bottom. bottom and that high sex something different you don't know what dude what we're doing uh

what's so how to it what going on they're going on you don't know you're about to die what what going on why you're doing so good my heart is racing man I just want to go to sleep it's too much too bad fucking like here fuck it roll up another blood we're going to live life let's do it Oh, look, be quiet, be quiet. I can hear my ears. I'm saying it, bro. I used to be wild at, but I'm talking about I slow all the way there. I'm so glad.

Whew, I just be too much. But that's exactly who this podcast is for. I don't by young wild nigger. Hey, put that Miley in the toilet. Don't take it. Oh, but yeah. Only weed, bro. I don't know where.

Get off that counter. Stop. This would be a great time to tell all the pill heads. You know, slow down a little bit. Please, man. Slow that shit. All the way down, man. We didn't say, quit cold turkey, but at least, you know, gradually.

Man, stop this shit. That's what I'm saying, my nigga, gradually quit. That shit ain't prescribed you. You ain't got no head ain't need. That shit alone, man. Yeah, man. Stop taking all your grown-up.

Let this shit be the only shit you act like a crackhead on, man. No, don't even, don't ever act like a crackhead. Straighten up. Man, don't have like a crackhead, but you haven't caught yourself on the weed tripping? Nick, I just told you how I had caught myself on me. Right. You cried. It was me.

Almost. The only thing that you miss with, that other shit had you tripping. I remember I went in the stove for up. I was in the stove for like a hour. The bay don't do I want some chips or not. Tripping. I was out the other day eating a big family size box and frost. I mean, food movement.

Reading the back of the shit like I used to, trying to figure out the car. Did you get it right? Hell, man. You know what I hated about them bag of Doritos, your shit back in the day when he's had a points on them you never they had you collecting the bag for the points you know you collected Doritos yeah in a little point when they had a four points on the bag I was collecting them on beach why I got 30 points but they never told them when we can give at the point I'm saying you felt like good

what what I called to school about like 12 bag of Doritos we'll be in that bin how many points you got eight my crave I got four four three three we're wrapped up on the nigga I all blue bag we ought to see if we can find People who won the sweepstakes and shit like that. Right. Bring them on the show. Motherfugers who won the million dollars and find them. Did anybody ever win the sweepstate, bro?

Could they even have them little things? Put your name on or rip it, put it in the box. I think folks they get your information. That was fraud. Win one million dollars, M&M challenge. Some shit. That shit was fraud for people to get your information. They had you put your name down.

Your address. Ain't nobody won. How many people's in your house? household, how many people you thought was going to go on the trip with you. Somebody on YouTube than won some shit, though. What? Somebody. We got to find it.

That's what I'm saying. If you ever want to sweepstake, please send in your video of, I guess, the shit you wrote out to win the contest and the Ashlaa Prize. And you maybe can, we'll fly you out to talk about it. You don't read the comments that be on these videos. I don't, I'll be reading them, but I don't be able to fly them. People funny as a motherfucker. Alright, I don't get my fuck. They're going to cut off.

Nah, fuck them niggas. They ain't gonna be able to comment no more. They don't fuck them, man. Yeah, all the people that fuck with us, I appreciate y'all. The one that be goofy here, fuck y' y'all. It'd be probably like 98-year-olds up there talking shit. A lot of motherfuckers be thinking they run shit over here.

You don't tell us what the upload, goddamn. You do the fuck we want to do. Do what the fuck we want to do. We're doing it, right? And you're watching, ain't it? You're watching this shit? Fuck around with you. Why you want the show back to back?

It's Tuesday. Wait. Finish watching that one. God, damn. They want to know the show. It Friday, all, it's Saturday. Come on. We're done with that one.

That ain't how TV work. You can't just be demanding. They can't be demanding the show back to back. Like that guy, we ain't even been on the show yet. This ain't on me. They're like, I see you got a lot of coming on. Man, you might as well, don't drop that one. We ain't need dead.

It's it. They're overworking us. They're rushing us. They overworking us. I think we fared them too much, man. People think just because they sent... I told we fed these niggas too much. They think that they could send an angry DM that's gonna make me do something.

What the fuck the goddamn Cincinnati show in? Who you talking to me? It's gonna be a nigga right up under the e-combeen. Why y'all in a trap? Y'all doing so much better than that? What the fuck are you talking about? First of all, first of all. First of all, first of all. What are you talking about?

And I don't know why people send me DM and then go on my timeline and say, yeah, this thing is no, it might just be your ass. You a stranger. You ever thought about that? I don't know you. Maybe I'm not interested in nothing that you're talking about. You already talking some fuck shit. I don't care what it concerned. What makes you?

you think I need this. You're not doing me any favor. And I mean that however you took it. However you take that, that's how I mean it. Like if you're mad about it, I meant for it to hurt. Fuck them. But if you understand now, I understand that you didn't understand. I get the goofiest DM.

I get all the one to want to be like, you may not read this. I'm not. Hey, tell D.C., I'm not telling nobody shit. I'm not telling anybody. This is how y'all fuck up when they say you may not read this. I'm not reading that one. I'm definitely not reading that one. Uh-uh.

I know you're not going to see this. Nope, nope. I don't even want to see that one. That let me know. That shit hurt. Please stop sending me links to go-fund me to people I never met before. I understand that you're going through something. But I don't know you.

I'm not going to pay your rent, your school bills. I'm not going to buy your books. I'm not going to do nothing. I'm not. I let me say something. I know your story is sad. But think about what I have to go through. I love my fan.

But at least you get them. I get the funnels. I get all. Come on. I didn't want to mention it. I know, but you got to tell them like, that shit. We heal me. Like, you can't be sending us funeral requests.

No. You know, them stories be fucked up. Man, you can't fuck our day up like that. Why you're trying to worry my day with this sad ass story? You can't fuck up our day like that. Like, we send our condolices, but I, we all want to know how the motherfucker passed. I don't, uh-uh. Y'all be asking for, like, big donations like six dollars.

Bro, I'm healing, bro. I can't do that, bro. Like, I just can't, niggins should have had some fucking insurance. We need to start preaching that niggles need to get insurance, get your ass up and go get some fucking life insurance. You got all that money. You got $30,000, you got a fucking life insurance. Now y'all came to scribble up $1,000.

I'm speaking real. I'm speaking fucking real. We got to start speaking real to these nigglers. They got a little life insurance. Niggins be dying and everybody be like, what a money at? What do you mean? Everybody has stole that nigger money. That money is in the street.

Now y'all got to do three fish fries. And three go for me and send them to celebrities. Oh my God. That's crazy, bro. Please, man. That should be fucking my dad. That should be sad, bro. That should be sad as a motherfucker.

I'd be like, damn, but that shit was sad. Man, the motherfucker. I can't send them nothing on they go from me. Hey, Loza, you put out in 24 hours, man. When you read that bitch, I was on everybody, 23, really? Woo! You're about to go in there.

Twitter 3 everybody and I'm glad it's a grab a lot you not to like read it and they be like you seen it like woo I just yeah motherfucker be like but he's a trip oh my god nah I can't even say that mm-mm that's shit so crazy just people women are so bold in your DM women are bolder than the yeah the IRS has hired private debt collection agencies to start collecting outstanding taxes they can already garnish your wages, put liens on your property, and levy your bank account. If you're drowning in tax debt, get ready for a relief hotline. Civic tax can protect you from the IRS collection agencies. Stop the added fees, wage garnishments, and help you break free from the IRS.

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Zane, sold out, eight of them bitches. Eight shows sold out already. Shit been sold out for weeks. I've been trying to ask most shows. They're like, we can't overwork our staff. That's what they told you. That's what they told me. Oh, man.

That's it overworked. Congratulations. I ain't even know, that was a problem. You know, you gotta stay blessed. They're gonna make me work, but they definitely, they definitely gonna come out. But I like that. You feel like, going to place where I know that they foot with you. Oh, yeah.

You know what I'm saying? You're fin to come up in a house for. Nashville, right. What? Yeah. Three, three, three, three, two. And three nights, that shit is creed. Oh, yeah.

What? That why you gotta have that solid 30. Had that solid 30? Tell their ass, I'll be back soon. Tell them I'll be back soon. Make sure you stay tuned and watch and subscribe but everything that we have going on 85 South, we will be in your city coming soon.

Much love to all the Big Titty ladies. We've been buying tickets on the front row. Man, a couple shows. We just had none but Big Titty. Nothing but Big Teddy ladies on the front, bro. That's all it been, bro. I'm talking about, big titty. What's saying she's?

Stupid Teddye. I'm talking about dumb titty. Some dumb, dumb, titty. Dumb, dumb titty. Dumb, dumb titty. Dumb, dumb titty, yeah, yeah. I've seen a few that make me want to go back to where I've seen her, man. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Man fuck on your brother. It was this slim girl. She was all teet. She was real slim, and titty's just this big. Thank. Sometimes big titty be in the way. Sometimes big titty is do be in the way. They're too big, they're like the, like, the girl don't like.

Don't mean the beat, the ones who got big titty, the girls, they really don't like they titty that big. I just wanted to tell you, you got some beautiful boobs. You got some beautiful boobs. You got some beautiful boobs. You got some beautiful boobs. You got some beautiful boobs. This looked like a tip.

You got some beautiful boobs? This is like an implant. So do you want your tini to poke out like this, ma'am? You got some beautiful boots. They're seen on YouTube. But we wanted to poke out like that. But when I've seen you in real life, I like, I like, yeah. Yeah, big beautiful boobs.

Big beautiful boots. Big, beautiful. Boots. A shit made out of a fucking tini. That's what you. That's true. This nigga ain't slipped. It hit.

You know what? Why? She got some beautiful boo. I got some beautiful. I got some beautiful. Ash in the tent. We gotta do a song for all the women with little booties. They'd be feeling so messed out.

With the little boots. Little booties. Why y'all don't never do no song for the winter with the little ass? I mean, y'all got a little ass. Because nobody cares. Right. They do. They do.

They do. I'm trying to be more open to other people's ideas in 2020. Little Buddhist is cool, but they got the fat kushi. Fat kushi. They take it. But I mean, how important is that really? They take. Shit.

That's the best. I feel like fat kudges be trying to intimidate you. I can't be intimidated. Ah, ah. You know what voice out here when I see a little fat pussy. What? Hey! I hope that.

Oh. Got some beautiful boots? That niggins. That niggins. That's what LeBron do. Shout out to LeBron and the Lakers. Yeah, you understand that? That's major.

What else been going on in the world of 85 South? Man, the apparel line jumping out of the gym. Y'all need to go hit the website and go order some shit. Go get here and shit. Man, I don't know. What we're going to do about these people who are trying to scap the tickets and shit? You're working on a master plan, right, Chad? Yeah.

You get them right. And you keep asking who. F-U.mclothing.com. Go look at that. On behind, that is Joe. God damn the Joe. Mm-hmm. It's division.

D.C. Allergens is acting. Shout out to Roy. Shout out to Craig. Shout out to J.O.N. And this pink du rag, weighing ass. I don't know what the fuck he got going. And that shit's silk.

You know, bought one of them goddamn Bow-W-Douette? Bawa, he's supporting you, bro. That shit's saddened. It ain't even silk. That's what it is, real? That's a shirt. This nigga gonna cut a shirt. You're a fucking weird old, Jay Wayne.

This nigga uncut a fucking shirt. My nigga cut his shirt. My nigga cut his shirt. That's what it is, though. You know who else needs a shout out. Who? Just because I love him. Who?

That's a real one. I fuck with me. I fuck with it. Whatever she wants. Whatever she got going on. What you say? Whatever she got going on. Yeah, I'm fucking mad. She don't get open.

A whole real one. That's what that make you do. Uh. Ah. I'll get to leave you like that in there, but. Well, I see you what. Tear that nipple. We gotta go skin, bro.

We gotta go to the aspen and go skin. I'm gonna let you do that. I'll be up there smoking weed. You ain't fucking wet. You got bad leg. No, I ain't got bad legs. I got bad luck. You got no damn bad look.

You got no damn look, me. You can fucking round and get a split hit my nuts in that snow. What? Real blue balls. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that shit to be so god-down funny, bro. I laugh so hard, bro. I laugh so hard. I gotta go home, man.

I'm froze my nuts. Nuts stayed in the snow too long. Now they froze. That's hilarious, bro. Make you something to feel. Take me to the fireplace. I can thaw my nuts out, man. out, man. I meet y'all back at the house.

Cold as a motherfucker out here, man. D.C., you already know how to ski. This shit new to me. Long as I stay out here, boys just start getting higher and higher, man. My neck's throwing, man. Somebody take me in the house, man. Please, man, take me in the house. That thing, that is stupid. Come on, man, open the door.

That thing, that is stupid. I want to be a real book. Hey, hey, hey, hey. He didn't be tired, man. That should be fun, though, because he probably won't know how to stop. Ah! Nuts hit a tree or something.

With the camera. Boy, you fuck around and hit your nuts on a tree. Now you shit just paint a butter now steps. They ain't got no peanut butter around, man. Fuck, oh. That boy got... They got a peanut butter. Nothing but peanut butter around, man.

Ain't shit you can do with that. I'm at that age, man. I just... A lot of shit look good, but I just want to watch. I don't want to do shit. I watch some shit. I watch a whole bunch of shit, but actually doing it. And it ain't because I just don't want to.

I don't mean a shit. For real? So much shit I don't give a fuck about. I'd love to just be high walking around in the snow. Like, y'all going back down there? All right, niggum, I'm going back in there cold a motherfucker. Fuck out of you, nigga. Do your motherfucking tag, man.

Get the video. You know that stupid head. I'm talking. I'm right. See ya at the bottom. Yeah. Do you know how far that goddamn it is to the bottom? Shit ain't that far apart about four minutes.

But that's what I'm saying. Once I fuck around and get to the bottom, I'm probably going to stay down. I'm not going right back on. Shit, that's point. Got to go back again. She's late. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll be active in the other shit when we go on the fishing trip or something. I bet Jay Owen and Goofier has to know how to ski. He got a purple, purple and blue-red collection. He probably know how to do that shit. Chad, you can ski? Not a ski. For real.

That shit be lit. I'll make sure if I stay up there at the cabinet shit, make sure that on my laptop or shit, he starts. Somebody, everybody can't go. Yeah, what if we're just all winning, we were just good fucking skiers, and then they did a 30 for 30. Go out there and find out all niggas

know how to just ski like a motherfucker. Me too. Niggas gotta go. And shit, like, man, I ain't no, that I'm so black, look at me just skis. Skis, skis, skis. Niggie be out there skim, I'm talking about that really skied, but I was out there really skinned.

The folks looking at me like, man, sure you... Oh, like, maybe I am! Nick, I saw that video you had. You was in that bit. Nah, I was like that hit that bit, bro. I'm telling. That why I want to go so we can record this shit.

Alright, Ben. We go on there. For real, that shit, Nick. Yeah, yeah. You got to go. Me, even if you got to go over there with the kids. I go over there with the kids. Me and Nova over there, skiing our ass off.

In the circle with the corners and the bumpers. Nah, she was over there with the bitch shit. Hey, huh, well, I'll be over there in the two months. over there in the two mile per hour's on right foot left foot put them on the ground ski ski turn turn around and whatever they song they got i'll be back at the cabin you guys want some cocoa you guys come in here and take off those cold boots and let's gather around and get some smores tell ghost stories by the campfire before it gets dark Yeah, you gotta go with the church people then.

Much love to all the weirdos that ask you strange questions that you cannot answer. You ever had a weirdo ask your question? Yes, I know you're happy and you'll tell me how you feel. What? I need to know how you feel. I'm not comfortable talking about feelings. But how do you feel about feel? I don't feel.

I just do it. I feel the need to do so I do what I feel and what my feelings is what I'm doing to them. You don't do what I'm feeling and I ain't feeling what you doing. And all, cause we ain't feeling all that folks shit that everybody be feeling because we ain't on that type of feeling that everybody be feeling on them. That's why we're not doing what they're doing what they're doing it. Because every time they're doing it, we don't do that type of shit. Because that's why they're doing it.

doing it so we be doing some shit how we feel they ain't on the shit that we be feeling the main reason i don't fuck with it that's what i'm trying to tell that what we just want to do the shit that we don't feel like that's about how we wrap this segment up do you feel the need to express anything else further or deeper at this point i just say stay prayed up and tell our bitch nigger kiss your ass you can't put them two together yeah you can't fucking whatever You know what I want to tell them? Believe in yourself like you believe in everything else.

I'm going to say it again for the holes in the back because they always tell me to repeat it for the people in the back. Believe in yourself like you believe in everything else. Because a dream without a close. Without a plan is a wish. Not only did we hit 1 million subscribers, we now have 1 million subscribers. And now it is time for us to move on to phase two of our world takeover.

Hello, 85% is, it is your lead to Cobra Commander. Now that I have one million followers, subscribers, and fans, I want to challenge the Batman to a little challenge. I want to see if Batman can come to the real Gotham City in Atlanta. And if he does, I want to challenge him to a duel. A simple gunfight, Batman. man ooh

Batman Batman brio bitch has own no no no I'm some real shit though man I just want to say thank y'all to the one million

appreciate everybody out there man we appreciate y'all we got one million nine hundred nine hold up nine hundred and 99 000 nine people

plus one no it's a whole million I know I say it plus one it's a million It's a million. It's a million. It's a million one.

Now we're about to turn this. We're going to turn one million. It's a million two. The next goal is what, guys. Three or five? It's a million. Ten million. It's a million.

Ten million. Ten million. All right, man. Fuck, I got to put my hood back on because we're still in the head. It's a million. But listen. Ten million. million to all the million subscribers tell all your subscribers we just need five

like one of all of y'all subscribers you don't have no subscribers get some and then tell them the subscribers do us a favor and tell everybody who's on your social media to follow us and watch us because this like watching this show is a form of supporting black business Man, you'd be killing that shit. Just do some ad-libs for like... Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Million of high. Million a mile. Sing that for the middle. Yo, Durek. Why don't you put it on your head? It's a motherfuckin'rackin' red. A pussy pink duress. And a mullah-a-law got a skin.

That's a shirt. Why did you do that to y'all? A million a ride. Real ha ha You know who else for me to shout out on this episode Real N-words And the ladies that love Do my real N-words

And the real Black children that they're raising My partner did you say that shit He's like, what's up my N-word? I'm like, my n-word, I'm like, my n-word I'm like, my n-word, don't do that. I want to shout out, I'm going to shout out the unorthodox black people

Like, like it's a nigga who live with his lady like they got some kids and then she got some kids and then he got some kids but they all their kids so shout out to them damn so you know some real ghetto shit right shout out to the nigga who had a baby with a motherfucker who got five kids but this your first baby who shit hold up bro you're talking about my homeboy I know I'm talking about mine too who shit wow boy really caught six on the first try She got three baby daddies and ain't none of them shit. Your pussy's trash.

Oh, your pussy's trash. Don't tell her that. Don't tell her that. Don't tell her that. That might hurt too bad. Oh, that pussy is trash. You don't even want to take care of you? You think it could be saved?

Eh. Who trying to save it? You? Good is on that matter of pain. You. You never know. I don't know. She might be the one for you.

She might be. I ain't really going to say that pussy is trash. Not for me. It's just trash right now. Until she get it fixed. But we love you. You know what I've noticed, though. I've noticed that you guys have been supported.

That's from the very beginning, and I would like to say thank you very much. Let's turn the $1 million into $5 million into $10 million. If you are new here, go watch the old shit that we were doing before you got here. Just sit around demanding new shit if you have not seen the old shit. Right. Go back. And like, it's an elite club of people who've seen every episode twice. At least, they definitely seen the goddamn Alabama episode by 30,000.

Chicago, we have not forgot about y'all. That Chicago episode is Ghetto Platma. Ten times, Ghetto Go. It's Ghetto Plano. Yeah, just make sure you keep watching this before it. Shout out to Chico Bean. That's my dear. Hold up, his nickname is Photos.

Photos. What they mean? Pan Amira, got photo. Wow. They know what they mean. Four Adores. Huh, huh, not a two-door, sir. We could get two more actual people.

You know, just because I ain't said it in a long time, fuck Rodney. Fuck Rodney. He probably think we forgot about him. No, fuck you, nigga. Yet and still. Everything ain't good. Everything good, bro. Everything ain't great.

God is great. All right, man. Say bye. Cut. Love you motherfuckers, but we got to go. We're tired. Come on, man. It's 2 o'clock in the morning.

Damn show is. Guess what a nigga do at 2 o'clock in the morning. When he's sleeping? Y'all, nigg, damn sure he's watching this shit at 2 o'clock the board. If you is, you need to go to sleep. Take your stupid ass to sleep. Stop waking your girl up before she kick you out.

Some nigga waking that girl up, people. Get up, get up, get up. Get up. They just drop the video. Why have you? Take your ass. Why you're always on YouTube? Get out of that motherfucking fall, dick.

Ninn going to put the motherfucking headphones in and watch this shit anyway. Fuck you, bitch. Hey, man. Hey, man. Check out some news. business I don't want this recorded

You fucking bitch Making sweet love to you lady When she's naked walking down the hall Them titty's swinging from left to right And she didn't have on no draws

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