The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Deelishis & Raymond Santanta of the Central Park Exonerated 5 w/ Karlous Miller
Episode Date: August 20, 2021This is a black love episode with one of the coolest couples in the land! Deelishis of Flavor of Love fame and Raymond Santana of the Exonerated 5 talk about their life in love.Plus Karlous gets into ...one of the greatest alien conspiracy theories of all times.Hit Our Website for more info: https://www.85southshow.com/Get our custom merchandise: https://85apparelco.com/Subscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeWATCH KARLOUS' MILLER's COMEDY SPECIAL! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/karlousmil...FOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - www.ayoungplayer.comProducer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/It's Jon - https://www.instagram.com/holaj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Woo-woo!
Yeah, we're in the building.
I like being the first.
That's it.
It's going to end up being our first episode of Black Love.
Okay.
It's on the Black Love segment.
I like that.
That's what's up.
Carlos, you all for Black Love?
I'm all for it.
I know your slogan, Black Men Don't Cheat.
That's right.
Because Black Men,
Right. We don't get to express how we see love.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, nobody never asked black men.
No.
Like, we haven't had one love story movie from a black man's perspective.
That's not true.
I'm telling you.
A black love story from a black man's perspective?
From a black man's perspective.
Well, we watch...
Maybe from a black man, but a nigga ain't told his story yet.
That might be true.
Yeah.
But what about Huss and Flough?
Mm-mm.
That was a black man.
I feel like there was more about the love of the game.
That's true.
That he might be right.
We only get flashed.
What about?
Blumenorin.
That was a romantic comedy.
And he was getting told of the lesson.
Oh, I know one.
I know a good one.
And it's a comedian.
Chris Rock.
I think I love my wife.
There you go.
I think I love my wife.
There you go.
Yeah?
Yeah, we had that on the other day.
We watched it now.
We sure did.
Yeah.
I would get all the type of dirty look.
Mm-hmm.
You better not.
Don't even think about it.
Yeah, it's hard watching movies now.
I'm topic about everything I think.
Do I?
I'm so east by Detroit.
I'm so excited.
This is a free space.
This is the same space.
Yeah, it's very safe.
Are we able to, can I get real good?
You can get real good.
Because I don't see it.
Okay, I love you.
I don't see an ashtray.
So.
I use sometimes my...
Oh, boy, you got that little fly one.
Matches the table.
Okay, don't tell anybody I did the candle.
But we can still get hood.
Yeah.
And, you know, because that's just how we do.
That's it.
Yeah.
I want to keep it real black and hell.
Yes.
I'm talking about Soul Train Award black.
I like that.
That's black black.
How long have you been smoking, Carlos?
How long have you been smoking?
Yeah.
Shit.
This is my anniversary.
20 years.
20 years.
Oh, yeah.
It's a celebration.
20 years.
20 years.
But you're not right.
That means you stopped when you, what, 12?
18.
You're 38?
Mm-hmm.
And I'm special.
You are?
Like 38 special.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
Your beard looks so grown.
It's so full, no.
38?
Mm-hmm.
That 38 hitting it.
That's how mine's was.
Then I said, I need to go back down to like 35.
35, cut it down.
Yeah, but it looks nice.
Yeah, you look sexy.
You hit them with their young shit.
You know.
I had it gone for a minute.
That's the age, man.
You got always not a few years off,
a little facial head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He won't let me diet, though.
No.
No.
I feel a little salt and pepper coming in.
You know?
I know, because I show mine, too.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
I don't want to set my lace front, but...
Yeah, I feel you.
All of it ain't blue.
They're trying to run us off of them.
I was watching the Lakers trade today.
That's why I put my LeBron's on.
And they was like, this is the old school.
I was like, I'm holding all these motherfuckers.
Right.
Loving them, loving it.
Try to run us out.
They're just ready to retire us so hard.
I really just got grown.
Just got grown.
Yeah, not too long ago.
Me too, not too long ago when I got married.
What?
Ain't that about nothing.
Look at God, won't he do it.
So what made you grown?
She is 38?
You ain't really officially grown until you get 35.
See, 35 is a good number.
That's true.
When you're 35, like 25, you're grown.
Right.
But 35 is like, okay, you really grow.
And 40, you don't give a fuck.
I'm 43.
I really don't give a fuck.
By the time you 40, you're professionally grown.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then when you, like, 44, you what they call grown as hell.
I'm almost grown a cell.
January 2nd, I'll be grown as well.
You see what I'm saying?
Grown as hell hit different.
Right.
Because you can start your conversation off with day.
Like, first of all, I'm grown as hell.
And it hit different.
Everything you say after all,
let us motherfuckers know that you're mature and grown as hell.
You're at least 44.
And I'm telling you, when you're over 30, when you 38 and up,
that's grown-ass man.
Because we black men, you know, our mortality rate higher than everybody.
We can claim ours a little earlier.
That's true.
But what makes you grown is not just the number, though, right?
I feel like when you paying all your bills
and a few bills that ain't got shit to do that, that's when you grow.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm talking about bills that you ain't,
you don't even know where these bills go.
Yeah, they just get paid.
But they're your bills because you are grown-ass man.
That's it.
Yeah.
When you put them on auto pay, that's it.
Let me tell you, that's being a mom.
I've been doing that since.
Yeah, first morning.
All right.
I'm 46, so I've been grown-ass man for a longest time.
46.
You up there, buddy.
You at that age where you can fall asleep anywhere
and can't nobody say nothing.
And he does.
Because at a 46-year-old black man,
you don't have to explain nobody why you're talking.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
And he does.
Give me five minutes.
I'd be right here like this.
That's why I want you to lean back.
Yes, and he does.
Sit up.
Sit up.
He does.
But he earned that.
He did.
Shit, I wish Martin Luther King was still alive.
Really?
I do.
I think about that shit when I'd be smoking.
I just wonder what kind of old-school nigga he would have been.
Hmm.
Do you think Bill Cosby went off with that pound cake speech?
Just imagine that Martin Luther King was here to see all this shit.
No, this ain't what I was talking about.
I ain't said nothing about this shit y'all doing.
You got this shit for me.
I got this would love to see him grow to be an old angry black man.
For real.
And we'd have been showing him love to like,
I don't even worry about it.
No, shit would have been different
if he was still a lot.
Martin Luther King going live on Facebook
2 o'clock to talk about the walk video.
He just saw Carter Beating him video.
He's mad.
I would love to see him on that debate with goddamn
Dr. Umar.
Them little t-shirts would have had him mad as hell.
We're not our ancestors.
You couldn't have been.
We're a young ham.
I don't know a goddamn thing.
Mom, Luther King, still supposed to be here.
I don't give a fuck with nobody to say.
That's right, 100%.
That's how I feel about Michael Jackson.
But then I'm a woman.
You know, the moment you find out that Michael is gone,
you're like, well, how am I going to explain this to my kid?
My theory is this.
Michael Jackson was Jesus.
What'd you smoke in?
This shit you gave me.
There we go.
There we go.
Think about this.
Michael Jackson is dead and gone, right?
Mm-hmm.
It's little kids, little babies that's two or three years old
that nobody ever said, that's Michael Jackson.
And they know that's Michael Jackson.
I'm trying to tell you, my baby was only like two when he died,
but she knew everything about him by some she was five.
Told you.
It's like, wait, he's been dead a few years ago.
I really didn't explain them to you.
So how do you know so much about my own?
Yep.
Why you ain't never dropped that gospel album?
When we seen you singing on the show, we thought for shows him.
You owe us one song, at least.
Because you had America crying.
Yeah, you know what?
I don't think I really wanted to do gospel music, but I was raised up in the church.
You should have sung something.
You right.
That shit was powerful, even if it was happy birthday.
You're right.
But you know what?
It was so hard back then.
I do sing
I mean I have a song that's on Apple right now
F&L fall in love
You guys can go and download it actually
Not just on Apple on music outlets
You can get that
But I started off as a reality star
And back then
Because that was like in 2006
Once you come out as something
They kind of box you in
And they don't really allow you
It's different now
But back then if you were that
It was like okay
Yeah you can sing
We heard you on the show
No, you could sing.
Thank you.
That was singing.
And you fucked America up with that one
because it's been a little minute
since we've seen some singing.
Like every now and then,
you'll catch a little singing on TV.
Like, no, fuck that, she's slang.
Thank you.
Ariana Grande snuck a little singing on their ass.
You remember she was at that funeral?
She's so cold.
And then she was like,
going up there and sing, Ariana.
Then she fucked around and got up there and started singing.
And they were like, who a little girl in that?
She can sing, you know she can sing, though.
Should Adele be singing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Christina Aguilera got a good voice.
Who?
Christina Aguilera?
She'll fucking around and get to singing.
Yeah, she can sing.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
There's a few little singles out there.
Are y'all ready to start the show?
Hey, welcome back to the eight facts.
I'm just kidding.
We're just kidding.
I'm talking groomed for shit.
I've been so grown because I'm on this show.
Like, I watch this at home.
Man, you know.
I like in the man cave.
I built my husband a man cave at our house because he's not sweet.
Every man need one.
Yeah.
Once he, you know, let me know, babe.
You know, I like to keep it prestigious, but I like to also.
I was like Santana.
See, I feel like both of y'all, like hood legends.
For real?
For different shit.
Like I'm saying, like,
The world saw you on the flavor of love shit.
And then, bro, you had one of the most interesting stories.
They just made a whole movie about this shit.
Still, man, we were active in the community.
The movie was dope.
First of all, man, what was your reaction when you saw it
and you having to look at it and, like, man,
that kind of hadn't, but it didn't.
Because, you know, they had to move it a little bit.
Nah, it was, um, even was very transparent.
Right.
And letting us be involved in the whole process.
Okay.
Storytelling, reading the script.
editing sessions, being on set.
So even if we felt something wasn't right,
we was able to go to her and she would correct it.
Oh, I bet.
You know what I'm what I'm saying?
And so that was dope.
Oh, hold on, let me introduce y'all.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Santana.
Woo!
What I'm in here. This is a day.
What up, Doug?
What's up?
My man, we're your Santana.
Yeah.
It's lovely white.
London delicious Santana.
Oh, that is so cool.
We never don't stop calling you that.
Thank you, delicious.
Yeah, exactly.
I like delicious.
I told you used a hood legend.
And when you got a nickname in the hood,
You're always that.
Right.
You can grow, you can go over to be the first lady,
and we still be like, delicious!
Hello.
And she'd still be like, what's up?
Yes, who I said after that.
She's gonna play, I'm like, shut up, it's love it.
No, she'd be like, what up, though?
Yes.
She's giving up.
I love it.
For real?
Yeah, he does.
He's all right.
He probably called you a whole lot of shit.
It depends on the movie.
Yeah, you see what you can get away with sometimes.
That's been my little octopus.
That doesn't not ever be my damn pet day.
Octopause.
That's your girl by name?
Hell, no.
I'm looking for a girl with an octopus.
Wait, I might like that octopus.
You're talking about octopause.
You're talking about octopus.
Yeah.
Oh, that's kind of cute.
You have all those hands just be all over you.
Yeah.
See?
You have.
However you flip it.
You can make that shit work.
Yeah, you make it work.
I can put late on the night
Oh shit
You need some water
This is how we do
We're gonna be doing
Man, it just seemed like y'all
Just really enjoy each other's company
And shit like that
Y'all be on the ground
We just be stuck in the house
Y'all be making my man
Jumping TikTok videos
And all type of shit
Man, you're in a house full of girls
Man
From the girls
You don't never get to go to the bathroom
Do they?
It's like women just be in the bathroom
just to be in there.
It's like they got some shit under the camera.
He goes to the bathroom the most, actually.
Look, I go to the bathroom, come back, and they're in the bed.
I'm like, how did this happen?
It's three in the morning.
Yeah, they take over our room.
When did the kids come down and just jump in the bed at three in the morning?
See, that's when you're 46.
You get in the bed.
It's a bed full of the motherfuckers.
You just got to find you a corner.
That's it.
Find a spot.
It's part of being in the dead, man.
You just got to take whatever left.
They said, what you're going to tell him.
Get out.
You're going to tell 11-year-old.
Get out the bed.
No, the pandemic did that to us, though.
It's hard to fuck to wake up the 11-year-old.
My son, 12, it's like when they sleep,
I don't know if I need to call somebody or what?
Like, what the fuck was you doing last?
I go to London.
I'd be like, go get her.
Go get her.
She's not getting up.
I will go to another room because she won't get out.
She won't get up.
She starts school tomorrow.
That's what's the kids going back to school.
My shit now looks like they might shut this shit back down.
No, I don't think so, too.
I'm worried.
She has to sit in the school for,
eight to ten hours in a mask.
That's a long time.
That's a long time.
I don't like to be in a mask at all.
I know we need it.
That's why we stay in the house.
Unless we have to be out for work, aren't you that?
I'm not going to sit for shit.
Yes.
I'm going on everything.
That's how I started smoking weed.
I used to hate weed.
What?
I used to tell my brother, they're here,
all three of them looking like.
They high as fuck.
They laded me and say that way.
That's tough.
But they know growing up, I didn't play.
I mean, my mother.
thing was education, be respectful
and clean, and I thought weed was
none of the above.
We did teach you how to be respectful.
You get high, you will
not even speak to the motherfuckers
you don't like, hmm.
That's respect right though.
You got to be respectful
if you smoke weed. How are you going to get some
weed?
I thought not there.
Anybody bring in sale, you know weed,
you disrespectful. Hey man, bring the weed
that's out of that.
bring your boy back.
How much you want for this?
Too much.
Oh, here you go.
You're going to wait my shit again.
Come on.
Then me.
I buy weed from you every day.
So if I buy two, can I get a third one for free?
No.
Mm-mm.
That's right.
We always win the deal.
We need to make you grow up, though,
because I told you, it really just make you focus
on the shit that you like
and the shit that you don't like.
You can't even really.
Fuck with it.
It's so far away.
It's like, yeah.
Well, whatever.
No, that's what they should have said.
Because that's not what I thought weed was about.
So when you started smoking weed, what did you learn about yourself?
Because that's the first.
I've been fucking missing out.
Exactly.
Because, so you know I did morning show radio back home in Detroit.
Right.
And my two co-stars.
Foolish.
Foolish.
That is the ambassador of weed.
Hello.
And Big Greg.
But you make it.
They wake up.
But these are men with degrees.
They smell good.
They look good.
You know, they have households and families.
So when I see them coming in, like, we in the studio 5.30 a.m.,
they light up early in the morning.
Like, they have it for breakfast.
Yeah.
They have it on, you know, talking crazy.
So they had to be there at 5.30.
They probably start smoking around 3 or 4, 3.30, at least 3.45.
That's crazy.
But you're probably right.
But they function just fine.
I mean, Dave, so that started.
We didn't make simple shit better.
Smoke some weed and take a shower.
Oh, I love it.
It feels like motherfuckers
is doing this on your back.
That's how you know you have.
When them goddamn shower drops start
feeling like a little fingers on your back,
you'll be in that motherfucker for 30 minutes.
Yeah.
It can also make you creative, too, man.
You're creative.
Hell, go in the refrigerator.
You'll start putting shit together.
Not only where you feed yourself,
you'll make a little lunch.
I got the sandwich and the fruit cocktail.
Last little bit of chips
that did nobody want and a juice.
It's healthy and it's going to do the trick.
Exactly.
You start making a five-go-old-neous ideas.
Yeah.
We need to make you start making a list, too, in your mind.
You'll start making your little list
because you're high and you don't want to do shit.
You'd be like, I'm going to get up.
We're going to the kitchen.
I'm going to go to the bathroom first.
Grab my cover, and then I'm coming right back.
Ready, break.
Why everybody on that wall shaking a head and a grip?
Because they know.
They know.
Yeah.
I'm still a beginner.
Maybe I haven't gotten to that point.
It's people who don't smoke weed that make us keep smoking weed.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Because I'm trying to convince my mom to start.
And she's not with it.
She doesn't smoke weed before.
That's what you don't know.
My mom?
She don't understand.
Yeah, when she smoked, it was refuel.
You got to let her know it's not the same weed that's being brown.
She's so Christian.
I don't, well, you know what?
Hey.
Them Christian ladies smoke weed.
think they always had to tell them what page
to turn to in the Bible, because that's where old ladies
keep their joints.
Okay.
You're probably right.
I know I'm right.
What not?
Hold on.
I got something in Genesis.
I can't read Genesis.
We started.
We got her on some CBD stuff.
Yeah, we started early.
We started early.
Nice and easy.
How's she liking it?
No, she liked it.
Yeah.
Some of that CBD, it had adverse effects, though.
like, you don't be half,
but you'd be somewhere
wondering if you had.
Yes.
Like we gave her an edible, and that didn't do right.
She was going to poop on the couch.
No, she didn't know if she could get up to
walk. Have you had an edible?
Do you do edibles? Do you like them?
Yeah.
I have to be at home and somebody watching me
because if, you know, I'm out,
I'm going to the emergency room.
I call the police for help.
is you have to just let yourself know
before you start eating them.
No matter what the fuck happened,
ain't nothing really happening.
No, yes.
Now, you are absolutely right.
Now, if you start believing this shit
that's happening, then it's happening.
You got got to believe.
But if you eat that shit
and be like, mm-mm, ain't no way.
And I don't think you should do it in public
if you're not really, you know, like comfortable with it.
No, I think you should.
Some people need to be in public
so they can know.
I was at, I was live on the radio
and I couldn't, it was time for me to talk.
I start crying
Yeah, like the edible shit is like
serious, you gotta be ready for that
You're a lady though, your body chemistry
might have took that shit the wrong way
It did so many, I went through five emotions
And two minutes
I ain't never been over here
Had enough to just be crying about some shit
So what was...
Except one time I was half watching the color purple
And I just
I just couldn't take that shit no more
What was bothering me?
That part where he would
Well, he hid all them letters.
Oh, yeah.
Find a letter.
In the flow.
In the box.
That was the part right there for me.
He had to do that shit.
He left the money there, too.
Yes.
Who was it her and she got me?
She over there struggling.
Yeah.
He got all the good.
He had $45, $5.5 for Ms. See, that was enough money for her to start her own life.
You see, when she got it, she bought a whole goddamn bill.
Yeah, trial.
This is going to be.
You know she paid extra for it because she was black
and they didn't want black people on this shit.
Damn, he fucked the money out.
He did.
He did a lot of bullshit.
Man.
But yeah, we just make all this shit better.
J.O.N., you're high right now
because you ain't even playing
no fucking background music or nothing.
I'm about to fire him, though.
Because first of all,
we've been having all these people come through here.
He been cutting side deals like G. Money.
Now, you didn't cut me back.
I can barely get an instrumental played, bro.
Gray, played me two little half instrumentals, man.
Me and him used to do 12 songs at a time.
Just to cut me all the way off,
keeping all the good shit for his apple.
I'm my brother's keeper.
Hell no.
Hell no.
You see what he had to do to G. Money.
Yeah.
G.
He didn't have to do that to him.
I hated him for that.
No, he had to shoot G.
He had to shoot him
Why you think he had to shoot him?
You can't run a fucking crack empire
With a crack head
No, but you should put him in rehab
Nope
You just put him in rehab
He got to tell all the business
So as you get clean
He was me, Nino Brown
Do you work at the bank
Kisha
Dutterman
He can't talk
He's innocent
Uh uh uh uh
Yeah, cash money record
You had to come
Do the building
We take your ID
And then your crack come up
Like you're at ATM
He would have told the whole skin
I know
But Nino still keep your money and everything.
You want to Dr. Nino?
So is that what rehab does to do?
I don't know.
I ain't never been to rehab.
All the shit I do, I do just enough.
I ain't never went excessive with anything.
Except working.
Me too.
But they don't have no rehab for that.
They don't.
What's your ex-on?
I'm in Aries.
I love you.
Tell Jesus, like, family.
My daughters, all Aries.
April 8th
They're the best people
We're the most
Don't give a fuck
Most giving the fuck people
Like we don't give a fuck
But we do at the same
That's so true
That's no
Yeah, that's them
Damn
But if we don't
Like once we're like
Okay
There's no coming back
Yeah
Yeah
We can respectfully leave you to fuck alone
Like we ain't never met you before
That's a Capricorn tray too
Yeah just like okay
When we're gonna get through this one
But after this one
I don't know you no more
Yeah. When's your birthday?
April 2nd. Me and Marvin Gay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's how we living.
Nice.
I ain't know y'all really be watching this show like this.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yes. I told you.
Now that I smoke, I'd be down there. I'm in the sports.
85 south.
Yeah.
Turn that on. You saw that one already. I didn't see the whole thing.
You got to watch it.
Every time you watch it, it's some new shit pop up.
Yes.
I'll be watching this shit.
The garble, when you jumped off.
the couch. I swear, I did it
in my basement. I jumped
with you, yes, because they made you
do it a few times.
That shit had me rolling.
The one when he was like
when you asked her, how old than you?
She said she was 30.
32 or something. You said, you're
your pussy tracks.
That was classic.
We'd run that about six times.
He said, 10 motherfuckers. I'm 43, so I said,
what the fuck? He's cracking up.
He kept rewinding it.
You're pussy.
trash. I think you act like
you practicing that. Because he kept
rewinding it. Your pussy, trash.
That's okay. Don't sign of that shit.
What the fuck?
Exactly.
I'm just talking shit. That was one
the wildest shows.
No, is that the one with the head?
That's the one with the lesbian chicks.
No, the one with the head
was so crazy. The guy with the big head.
Y'all didn't let him
live.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they got on them.
We talked shit at all these shows.
We had a show.
What was we at?
Biloxi with the old white lady?
Yes.
Man.
DC then turned her up.
Yeah.
No, that was funny.
We watch them.
We stay having them on.
Yeah.
That's what this show is for, man.
That's like, we want to be the Saturday morning cartoons.
Right.
When you wake up and you vacuum in the living room, just even
if you can't hear that shit.
It's just something about seeing us up there.
Just make the house here different.
No, we do.
They do.
Then we catch them, turn it on,
so I'm listening to it.
Then the kids walk in.
Then she's going to turn it, turn it.
I'll be like, turn it on.
Turn it off.
The kids are in the room.
My 11-year-old, she's trying to sneak in
on them 85 South shows.
Oh, the kids, black children watch this shit.
Yeah.
Babies and everything.
People be sending those videos,
their babies just be looking from the side
of the cross feet looks.
Then they hit a cuss word, they'd be like, ah.
Babies know what's going on.
I'm telling you, this show is a phenomenon.
All kinds of people watch this shit.
Black people, white people,
especially the ones who don't have no white people friends.
They love this shit.
Gangsters, thugs, people who work at the courthouse.
In the Saints.
People who work for the city.
Pastors.
Everybody.
Everybody.
to use car lights, they play this down there.
Barbershops, beauty salons, beauty supply stores,
those barbershops in the mall,
that play all that loud ass shit with the customers now
and play no unedited, they play this shit.
That's what's up.
There's just places I've seen it on there.
I've been places that they're watching this shit
not serving me, not knowing that they're watching me.
That calls for the discount.
the discount.
For real.
Uh-uh.
I don't even ask for the discount,
because then you got to do too much shit.
Right.
For that.
Take a picture.
Face it down with my brother.
I don't even never be thinking people know me.
I'm at Wendy's trying to order my shit,
nigger, the manager peeking behind the back.
Hell now, look, come up.
I'm not going back here, man.
Man, you come back here, bro.
I'm going back there.
back there. We can't put it back there.
Throw the hat on and everything. He looked up. He'd be cooking.
Yeah. What y'all want? I don't know how to cook, but we're going to make this happen.
Don't put me back there. It starts burning.
This shit's so crazy, man, because
people watch this shit and they just know you to them.
And they just go places. And you never know who the fuck it is.
I'll just go try to check it in the hotel. The girl be like,
I know who you is, but you still can't check in. I'm like, what the fuck that is?
Why? Why does you have to leave with that?
This person?
Let me in this mother.
Well, I'm going to sleep on this couch.
Wake me up.
That's it.
When my room is ready.
Yeah.
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I'm that type of a nigga. I'm really tired as fucking.
Landin early and then the room ain't ready.
Oh yeah, I hate that.
They're talking about checking at 3 o'clock.
I'm like, bitch.
ready to go at 3 o'clock.
No, I'd be asking
can I go help them?
I seriously
do your whole or what?
I do it anyway.
I clean up for the cleaning company
when they come.
Him and my kids
be so mad. I wake him up.
Come on, the clean people are on the way.
Make your beds do this at like.
And the kids be looking
like, so why we got cleaning people for?
But I have an OCD.
And that's a condition that I wish I
had a little bit more control over, but I don't know.
Keep smoking, you gonna stop this shit.
No, it actually.
Oh shit, I forgot to do it come.
Y'all, oh look, wait a minute, let me put my actual.
Do you know the weed actually makes it worse?
We'll be down there in the man cave.
And the man cave, it's supposed to be like the men,
so I was supposed to be chill.
Yeah.
As soon as the weed kick in, I'm like, y'all stop the,
pause the, pause the show.
Get the vacuum cleaner real quick.
No, it's the man.
It's supposed to be draws in that mother's all that.
Oh, that man.
Yeah, we tell her that.
I shout every 30 minutes.
Oh, man.
Don't be complaining.
Look.
You're going to walk in the man cage
scratching you in a hell.
No.
If I close to my scratch me,
that's not a man cake.
They couldn't come back.
No, man.
Look, I would man case
smell like fabuloso, man.
Yes.
Hell no.
That's killing the ambium.
Every 30 minutes, we have to stop
for a vacuum and wipe down.
The man.
You can you're supposed to smell like, uh-uh.
What you're all doing this?
Well, smell like weed.
That's it.
We got full bars.
Fabuloso or Windex.
Man, shit.
All the chemicals are going to kill something.
Yeah, this is I'm badger.
Yeah, so we put the ventilation system now, so they won't.
But, yeah, I like to clean up.
When I smoke weed, it make me do it a little bit more.
Or I get stuck.
You ever get high and watch your movie?
Nah, I couldn't do it.
I tried.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It just becomes so deep.
I start over analyzing.
I can't do it.
I won't make it.
Damn, man.
I can't do it.
I don't even watch it now.
Real?
Yeah.
Once is enough.
Yeah, one.
I had to see it a couple of times.
I've seen about maybe four times.
And that was it for me.
Damn.
Yeah.
So after that, I don't watch it.
Yeah.
Man, that's a hell of the story.
Tell me about the shirt.
That's a good look.
Uh, yeah.
I created that shirt when I was high, too.
It was crazy.
Wow.
See?
Yeah.
I created a company called Park in Madison
because when I lived in Harlem,
I lived on 11th Street between Madison and Parking.
Right?
And so, for me, as a little boy, as a 14-year-old kid,
I love the sketch.
And when I went to prison, I kind of lost that drive.
And so throughout the years,
I tried to reclaim it, and I just couldn't.
dealing with too much other shit.
Yeah.
And so it wasn't until after exoneration,
I was sitting down with a good friend of mine,
and he said, what you're gonna do now?
You know, you got exonerated,
you won the civil suit from the city,
you can go and live your life.
And I felt at that point, I had time
to try to reclaim my passion.
Hell yeah.
That's how I created.
What you mean, what you're gonna do?
What the fuck I want to?
That was it.
Man, do some, do some shit you can't able to rat a giraffe,
my name.
Do all the shit.
Yeah.
Shit.
Do every goddamn thing.
We're a cowboy boots sometime.
Man, just pick you a weird-ass outfit and wet-ha bitch sometime.
Just dressed like a whole goddamn bullfighter.
Don't give you that idea.
And everything.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Niggins, they ain't want to see a nigga do it.
Yeah, we can do a dope TikTok like that.
Do it.
Just buy outfits and don't even explain them to people.
Full fucking outfits
They're places you ain't never worked there before
Oh, we got that some fun
Stupid shit
Oh, I'm fin to fuck y'all up
I've been saving up some outfits
I'm dressing like the nigga
They put the luggage on the plane
Oh shit
Where you get that color from?
Don't worry about it
That African lady made it fun
I got some jays with 50 pockets on
I can't wait to wear them
Just waiting on
I'm a little bit more confidence to kick in.
Giving these niggins chances to get their office together.
Don't ask me nothing.
Oh, my God.
Where would you owe?
What?
I got the Durek coming out with the earphone.
I'm all kinds of shit.
I'm going stupid.
That's creative, though.
Definitely.
That's how you do.
Yeah, yeah.
I got some shit coming out for the ladies.
It's a bra with a phone charge in it.
I figured if they're going to put their phone in their bra anyway, might as well charge it.
But what about they won't get shocked or?
No, it's a little pocket because it's going to fit right in the tent.
Why are you going to charge it?
It's a little thing in the...
Oh.
Yep.
Is it recharged, but they got to plug it up to the socket?
Mm-mm.
So when she now, she can take it off and charge it.
No, it's in the bra.
Like a pre-charged?
It's like, okay, a regular bra.
Yeah.
a phone pocket.
Like in the pocket,
that's where it's charging that.
You feel them?
And it's back power.
So when she walk in,
you know,
it's like the motion.
I think you should try it on men first, though.
The motion.
Yeah, with like a tank top version.
I don't think women are gonna,
because we already have breasts
and then you have the pocket
and then the charger.
Where they keep their phone there.
I don't,
but I know what you mean.
Might as well charge that bitch.
I think we're just
If she got to take it off in charge it
You walk in it would be like
Six bras just charge
How about just a cord
In the bra
And she could just kind of click it
How about y'all don't make decisions
On this? She'd send her to count like this
And she hadn't clicked up
Just charge them while she's talking
I don't know
No
All right fuck that then
Yeah
All right how about this
How about this
For the fellas then
How about some draw
Then clean your balls
As you wear them
It's got like a pocket in it
I can see just like the way I cleaned my balls.
The cleaning your balls get.
That's all right.
That would not work.
So I'm moving around the house more.
What's wrong with you?
Cleaning my balls.
Exactly.
Why are you?
Exactly.
That'll work.
That'll go.
No.
Stephan, write that idea now.
No.
You're not.
Now your draws are wet?
No, it ain't even about, it's not that.
We could do some kind of dry fit technology.
I'm sure the engineers at night.
you already have the technology,
it's just not being used for that.
I'm sure we could probably like substitute,
like a doctor shows.
You know, they can make your feet smell good.
I know they can do something for your boss.
Well, I'm different.
I think if it ain't wet, it ain't washed.
Like, I don't like that, like, dry cleaning.
I don't even like dry shampoo,
because I don't know how that works.
It's some kind of gel technology that we can develop.
We can figure it out.
Yeah.
Like, do you think that when you use
the hand sanitizer, if your hands are
dirty that that's clean your hands completely, without water?
I mean, I thought that that's exactly what they made it for.
No, it's a sanitizer.
So, like, a lot of people, like, if you were working on a car, for example,
some people will just take a bottle of the little hand sanitizer
and clean the oil off of their hands.
First, and then wash it.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Some people use it as in a one step.
If it ain't water, it ain't washed.
That's the same thing with your balls and draws without water.
But I'm saying, like, I'm not saying you would just throw these draws on dirty balls.
I'm saying to prevent dirty balls from being the dirtiest balls.
Not that.
No, I like that.
I'm saying, like, a preventative dirty balls.
You wouldn't look to your balls already.
Dirty and be like, uh-oh, let me put my back on.
And I'm clean my balls.
I'm saying, like, at the beginning of the day, like, fresh out,
shush-sh-sh-sh, I'm just chilling, going to the man cave.
Might as well keep these balls on 98%.
That's it.
Can't drop the 60.
Exactly.
No.
You're walking.
Wait a ball is at 50%.
You need to put them drawers on.
A real ball clean.
Not a cleaning substance.
Yes.
Like the bold maintenance.
Like preventative maintenance.
That is not.
No.
That's not going to work.
No.
All right.
It's not going to work.
No.
I think it would.
No.
Just like, no.
See, you don't get to be the ambassador.
We scrapped titties because you had a point.
Why about you just stay out women's business?
Okay, fun.
I own balls, though.
You can't tell me what I need in the ball or hour?
Now I own ball.
Have you seen the ball?
I own balls.
Ain't nothing on that, motherfucker.
I own balls.
So I have to, you know, make you know,
on the shit on the ball.
You got to talk to somebody.
You need something for your balls.
Say, what now?
Are you working with a past?
Yeah, I don't know.
clean his balls, like with my head.
You don't understand.
And I can't imagine him approaching me.
Let's get it on.
So after I get him cleaning, if we use that like drive-fair technology, it'll just stay fresh.
Brough, you- I'm not gonna lick this off.
That's how you know he really love you.
If there's no water.
He trusts you to clean his balls.
I don't even want women doing nothing extra with my balls because you don't have the balls so rough.
Oh, I don't know what y'all think balls is made out of, but.
Women have your balls so rough?
It feels like your voice is about to rock out there
through your throat nose.
Come here, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck was that?
You don't scrub balls with no goddamn looser.
That ball skin is thin.
That's that skin thin.
You don't be that rough with no balls.
I don't know what the fuck balls is made out of,
but I'm pretty sure that balls and brains
is made out the same material.
Because as soon as you, I'm talking about,
it's a pain in your body.
in your body that you didn't even know
was a part of your body.
Get hit at both nuts at the same time.
You were like, it'll lock your foot up.
Man, I say nothing.
I'm telling you.
Well, I've never, have I injured them before?
No, no, no, no, no.
I think I've been gentle.
However gentle you being gentler.
Okay, okay, okay.
They're clean, they're clean, they're clean, they're clean,
they're clean, stop, stop, stop,
stop, sorry, stop a lot, stop a lot, stop.
Stop.
They cleaned, I promise.
It ain't but two of them.
I swore up at aim to.
Shit, and you went too deep.
I think you got some asses there.
Women are too rough with the ball sack.
No, rough?
No, you're fine.
I'm gonna still be gentler.
My legs don't close when you touch, they're open.
Now she's gonna have an attitude.
This hurt.
This hurt.
Because you're all so,
Y'all swelled somebody killing y'all.
I'm gonna leave the boss on.
Nah, no, don't do that.
No, do what you've been doing.
Clearly, y'all got a sister worked out.
Right, it's work.
But don't just think you showed up knowing how to handle the ball.
Hey, okay, look, we're going to do this, we're going to do this right.
Let me see your left hand, because the right hand is too strong.
Yeah, well, what hand do you?
Do you left or righty?
No, use your weak hand.
Don't.
You dumb the hand is too much for me.
Oh my God.
That shit hit different.
I do.
When you find somebody that will clean your balls,
keep them forever.
Never and never, never.
Especially if it's at your right setting.
Yeah.
They're right.
But you're going to really stand
and see where your relationship.
is, that's the real trust.
If she cleans your boss.
Right, yeah.
She knows what she don't?
Listen, that's the evil.
That's a mental note.
You write that down.
It's a checklist.
I was thinking about some shit the other day.
Like, women always say men have trust issues.
I think that's good.
Think of the shit we do.
We would put our dick in a mouth full of teeth.
If that's not trust.
Oh, my God.
God.
That is not the same.
Shit.
It's like when a guy put his head
like in the mouth of a line, right?
Exactly like an alligator malice.
Same thing.
Taking a chance.
That's the most dangerous shit
you can possibly do.
Then why y'all do it so much?
Oh, my God.
Because we're stuck there.
We're going to take that chance, right?
You're not taking no chances.
I'm married.
I got to run about that.
All right.
She'll be beating you.
I can tell you.
You see how you move.
You're like, stop.
Don't hit me in front of you, too.
What I tell you
not to say on that goddamn show.
I do not.
I do not be my baby.
No.
Hell no.
I love to ask me, too.
How y'all like in Georgia, man?
I know ain't neither one of y'all natives of Georgia.
I like it
I like the weather
I don't miss the snow
You don't miss the snow
No that's just some bullshit
We don't fucking with snow too tub down here
But it's been snowing a lot more in Atlanta
But that type of snow
I actually look forward to
Because then I get a little bit of hot
You used to that at Detroit snow
Oh my God 20 inches
That's that don't go nowhere
That shit be like right there
And you still gotta go to work
Exactly
Gotta go to school
Gotta catch the bus
Yeah
I don't miss the snow
But I like
I like the South.
I like the rhythm of black entertainment.
Yeah.
Like it feels good.
The energy is just here.
Yeah.
It's like everybody is a star in their own right.
And literally they work here.
You know, like people really, you know, are doing things here.
So I like that.
I don't like the books, though.
That's the only thing.
It's something with the atmosphere right now.
It ain't used to be like this.
to be like this.
All this shit
is all new.
In that pile.
Jeez.
Oh, yeah, in the pile.
Yeah.
Got covered in pollen.
We got a lot of shit.
We can't talk about it on camera,
but the bugs and the piling,
all this fucking rain and shit.
I'm telling you this.
All this shit wasn't happening.
Like, I've been here since 05.
Yeah, oh, my goodness.
All this shit, they just started, like,
every summer it was something.
And then they started mixing all this shit together.
Mm-hmm.
Because you ain't even pay attention
Like, the pollen skipped or something
Mm-hmm
Yo, we just said that
Tell you
We were talking about this just today
Yeah
I did
So why did that happen?
It may wait for corona
You are crazy
Is that what you think happened?
Uh-uh
See?
You get the talking
Strong as hell
Hey
It wiped out the pollen
See, they got a new
They got a new one out now
though
Because
enough people
didn't get the shit
The first time
Yeah, didn't take that vaccine?
No, I'm not.
Well, this shit gonna get us deleted, but yeah, I'm telling you.
Oh, my thing.
That shit ain't just.
I'm vaccinated.
How long have you been alive?
When the last time some new diseases came out?
Exactly.
About that time.
Population control.
Yeah.
Population control.
Oh, they already do that.
See, if they wanted to do that, they got some shit
They could just scrape your, you just,
They got a magnifying glass to just show up at your house
And you'd just be ants, I just bitch three seconds
See, don't say that shit
That's too easy
Don't think we just out here
I'm out maneuvering the population control
Because they got some shit
I believe, I keep watching all these movies
They'll just have grass growing up all this shit
if they want to.
We'll just be sitting here and be like,
fill it up a concrete, we'll start over.
Start over.
Just better enjoy this shit.
That's it, why it's it?
Nobody promised to me.
I don't believe shit, bro.
I don't believe nothing.
I don't believe nothing them people are saying, man.
Can check this out.
If they got some fucking satellites up there,
for the cell phones that you can't see.
What the fuck make you think you gonna see the UFOs?
They gonna come in this close?
Hell no.
That's not big sense, then you're like,
like the alien's lost.
These motherfuckers are smart enough to come
from 16 galaxies over.
Like, oh, we almost went to Earth, let's disappear on this.
It's not logical, think.
That's turn we missed out.
These motherfuckers are, we out.
30 gazillion light years.
And you act like they can.
Right here when we can send them, be like, oh, my bad, my man.
We ain't fucking with y'all.
He's just stopping by.
Made the wrong turn.
You mean to tell me these motherfuckers smart enough
to come from 32 million light years away
and crash in the desert.
We ain't nothing out there.
Exactly.
This motherfucker then drove over 16 planets to crash in the...
You can't be fucked up.
Why ain't crashed in Brooklyn at the barclays or something shit?
He crashed in the desert.
He couldn't land it
This motherfucker
There's nothing there
No gas
This bitch goes from zero to
8 million in point
6
gazillion of a second
But he crashed this bitch on some rocks
And got threw out this motherfucker
It ain't even no doors to be thrown out
Oh
You just have an alien crash and got
threw out the spaceship.
Bitch, one of those,
we ain't get thrown out.
The glass window.
There ain't no fucking windows
on those shits.
Wait, is that what they said?
Hey, man.
We found some aliens
in the dust.
They crashed.
Shut the fuck up.
Really?
You found them.
That's not always some shit
you said when you stole something.
Hey, look what I found.
You ain't found that shit.
Where you get that?
Don't nobody lose no motherfucker from 13 planets over.
Yeah, he went where he did the glass.
He didn't have a seatbelt on.
Exactly.
Well, how y'all get in the spacecraft?
Well, we don't know.
Well, how the fuck he get out?
Right.
Okay, whatever.
This too smart for these dumb-ass people.
They'll flag this video.
Hate speech, propaganda, conspiracy theorists.
This is shit.
You shouldn't have let me smoke this week.
How is it?
It's good.
It got me thinking about how the fuck
them aliens got out of their spacecraft.
And they came from 16 planets over and crashed.
Really?
Like they just got tired of driving.
Man, I've been driving.
I need to pull over.
Really like you.
Pull over.
Garden mail, wake up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Shouldn't I smoke that last blunt?
Nick, where are we?
Irf, Nick, we can't bring on Earth.
They're gonna find us.
Yo.
How bad, y'all?
Some scientists.
Maybe we're giving some information
that'll keep us alive.
Let's teach them how to make cell phones.
Oh, my God.
You know they need a microwave.
That's the least we can do.
Shit.
Whatever.
Yeah, this may feel good.
What if they do come, though?
Like, what if the aliens do come
and they just, however they set up,
they ain't even going to be able to see us
because we black?
Like their eyes ain't going to be able to take in
this shade of black.
What if they're just like everybody else?
They're going to be scared of,
ha, ha, and they just running the fuck out.
So we're the aliens to them.
Man.
They're gonna fuck around and come here and be like,
take everybody else and just leave us.
We're gonna look up and have a whole planet.
What are we gonna do that?
Shit.
First couple weeks we go party.
Then we've got to figure out the economy.
Because then you're gonna start,
that's motherfucker owe me some money.
That's so ass-bibed.
That's coming off the top.
We're making the decisions around here.
I'm telling you.
I don't know if y'all been watching the news,
but that's the next plan for white people.
They're about to move to another planet.
That's why they sent Jeff Bezos up there
to see if it was some money.
See if it was some money?
Yeah, and then Elon Musk,
he went up there too, then he had to go see
who needed a testament.
He only went up there just to see how he could raise the prices.
So when do we get a chance to go up there?
We're not going.
We're black.
We're black.
We won't even be here to see it.
It'll be 2,000 years before a nigga you can go up there.
We won't make it.
Mm-hmm.
They're gonna be tired of before they start taking up.
That's the shit they ain't telling you though.
It's closer than that.
Oh.
You think?
Yeah, it's close.
Damn?
No, I'm saying, like out of space.
Out of space.
Oh.
Shit closer than you're thinking of it.
Well, they start going out of space, and we just be watching.
By the time.
Turn out we can do the same shit?
Yeah.
Bring me a souvenir.
Mm-mm.
Don't bring me shit back.
Keep it where you got it from.
If there's some shit that's up there, it ain't supposed to be down here.
Come here with a moon rock.
You can't bring you a rock.
You can't even breathe in your house no more.
Fucking hatballs, it drag the motherfucker.
That shit glow in the middle of the night.
Your damn, air conditioner and shit don't work no more.
Man, get that shit out of there.
Ever since you bought this fucking rock in this shit don't work.
You know, since you bought this shit in this motherfucker, man?
I'm telling you it's that rock, bro.
You don't want that shit?
Keep that shit.
I think all the places people go that you don't want
You don't even want shit back from
I want a magnet from every place
Just a little refrigerator magnet
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Yeah, and you ain't going to put them all along, huh?
No.
Exactly.
We have them in a large freezer bag.
They look tacky on the refrigerator now.
But back in the day, that was a thing.
That's a warm as shit in.
I want some magnets for the refrigerator,
but I'm not going to put them on the refrigerator
because they're tagging.
Well, see, back in the day, we used to do that.
Now you got the refrigerator, you got the TV.
I thought you was keeping the hood over there.
My grandma was the candy later.
Don't you understand, we had 700 refrigerator magnets
on the refrigerator.
and she knew her every last one of them on.
Uh-uh, well, that black chef eating that cookie.
That go on the freezer.
The ladybug go on the refrigerator.
Yeah, my grandma was old-school candy lady with all the refrigerator magnet.
It was a dominole's a piece of hut.
I love any candy stores with that.
Come on, man.
I mean, they'd be really in the house.
Did y'all do that in New York?
Yeah, to have a coffee table like that.
They'd be kick-cats and then snick-a-balls.
You go there right before school.
No, my grandmother used to have the butterscotch.
Oh, she was the old school candy lady.
It was like the ladies at my church would have the butterscotch and the peppermint, the nurses.
Don't nobody even know what they sell them at.
No, the soft ones.
Our notions have the soft ones.
If you had the candy canes that were like...
I thought they only gave you them if they were like your grandma or your luncheon.
You had to be in an elite group of people for them to sneak you candy.
You're right.
Because they had to be able to trust you in the church because you...
To eat it.
Yeah.
You're right.
Because if you get the smack, and they'd be like, mm-hmm, give me that.
Give me that back.
They gave us up to keep us up.
He's sleeping.
Detroit.
The D.
New York.
He's getting crazy.
I always love New York.
It's like a feeling.
As soon as you land, you hear the music.
And the DJ is talking, like, through the song.
What the hell did you land?
In New York.
Well, where did you land in New York?
I said, I always love New York.
And the music was...
As soon as you land, it's up about New York.
As soon as you land, and, you know, when you go to New York,
and you hear the DJ playing the music.
You see, you know, all the buildings and the taxis,
and they drive crazy as fuck.
Yeah, you got to be from there to drive there.
Yes, for sure.
I got so car sick, and now I threw up all over that man car.
Because it just kept slamming on the brake.
Oh, yeah.
But if you're driving, you could drive anywhere.
Yeah.
You drive in New York, you drive anywhere.
No, if you can park in New York, you can drive anywhere.
Yeah, that's why most people, I used to ask like, you know,
a lot of people don't have cars, but they're doing well.
So I'm like, why you ain't got a car?
Parking is crazy.
You just take the transit system.
Ride the subway.
Well, you don't ride the subway no more.
Hell no.
I don't blame them.
I want to end up going down to a bedroom.
It's just like being in the bathroom the whole time.
And just waiting.
That's it.
That's why people be so glad to get to their stuff.
They'd be like, I'm gonna run upstairs and get some air.
Too much going on.
He said that, though.
He was like, you're not going to like it when you get on that.
It's way too much.
His motherfuckers down there selling snacks, playing the drums.
Rats running around.
No, I don't want to see the rats.
But I want to see the people.
You know how they be dancing on it?
What kid the whiz?
How they dance?
And then you have the people out there playing the buckets and all that.
Yeah, but just to go down to the Times Square.
That's it.
Fuck that.
Not the subway.
She won't like the train.
Mm-mm.
She'd be that nix's all cleaning and shit.
Because, like, I don't know how it is pre-pandemic,
but, like, before all this shit, like, before all this,
motherfuckers will get right on that bitch
and stand right next to you,
and it don't matter where you're going,
at one point, this bitch is going to be all the way full.
I don't see me.
And even when you think it's full,
it's two more stops.
And you're like, man, I know the fuck they.
He ain't going to end them all people on this train.
Yeah.
Still gonna pull in.
There's one nigga on that bitch every time.
He's sleep, sleep.
Now, he's like, he just got out working in a loser.
He was like, I wonder where the fuck he's going.
But he knows exactly how long to be sleep.
To wake up for his time.
He's just wake up and get the fuck out.
He was like, that nigga slept for 13 stops.
Man, that shit crazy.
That's the, out of all the shit to do in New York,
that's probably the most adventurous shit
you could do.
Yeah, that's what I told him.
Like, just take me.
You know, for one stop to the next.
Hell, no.
Don't do it.
Because he ain't going to know how.
This shit going to, he's going to flash out.
Because it's too many memories.
It's a certain way you've got to wrap that motherfucker.
So people don't get in your way.
I ask you for some shit.
Because it's weird.
Some people get on that bitch.
You be like, what the fuck going on?
I'm talking about to get right on the train, chain clothes.
Everything.
Dang, pants and all this shit.
You're like, just the fuck, I don't do it.
Or they pull out a meal, start eating right there,
whole train.
On the train?
On the train.
On the train.
People standing over while you're eating.
There's always one lady with way too much shit.
Way too much shit.
Ain't no way in the fuck she's traveling with this much shit.
Then it's one random-ass white dude,
he's like, he gotta be the police.
Because what the fuck is he doing on this part of the train?
He's watching.
He been doing this shit all day.
And then as soon as you think shit,
Norman, the train pull off is all we want to do.
Excuse me.
Always.
Excuse me.
I don't mean to bother nobody.
What's it seen?
Something.
Something.
Anything you get.
That's right.
I'm not asking for anything,
but if you could do something,
money, food, water, whatever you got.
Just out loud.
Shit.
It's like that.
That train is something else, man.
You fuck around and be eating on that bitch if you want to.
Now, that'd take guts.
That's what she wanted to see.
Yeah, that's the blue wobble.
Shout out the kid, The Wiz, and OnStar and all them, man.
And those carts don't be looking full like that.
Shit, probably not no more, but...
Yeah, when they...
That rush out would be crazy.
Yeah.
That rush out crazy.
That's why I like it down here, man.
Yeah.
In Georgia.
I like Georgia.
I'm fucking love Georgia.
It's something about this place.
It's, it ain't even, you know, it's just something about it.
What's you like about it?
Everything.
The weather.
Every time I leave, I don't want to come back.
But you're from Mississippi.
Yeah, I just went there.
So you're in warm weather.
I just went there.
My family's from Canton.
Yeah, I'm from Oxford.
North Bar.
Is that near Jackson?
Nope.
No.
So Jackson would be like the more sitting.
In the middle.
Yeah.
My shit like straight up, about a little bit right.
Okay.
That's about an hour and a half away.
You go there a lot.
To where Mississippi?
Yeah.
Well when I can't.
Because it ain't really like, you can't really fly there.
You kinda, I don't know.
Like you can fly Canada there, but you still got to drive.
Drive when you get there.
So.
Yeah.
I just left, though.
I just did back to school drive, you know,
giving back to the community.
That's right.
Good stuff.
It's stuff like that.
That's all.
Back to school, get the kids straight.
That's it.
They're the future.
From what I was told, you know.
Got to invest in the property.
That's right, that's how you do it.
I heard that.
I feel real.
Yeah.
You didn't get high.
I know.
That's hot.
The weed didn't get in.
It kicked in.
Man, this is when I turn on 85 south.
For real?
Yeah, I'm on the couch.
Yeah, they laugh about the couch, they know.
You're gonna fuck around and be high and see that shit.
He'd be like, oh shit, I'm on here.
What the fuck did I say?
Oh, oh, my.
Tell yourself something in the future.
This shit you can't do on TV.
You could do this shit.
I know, this is not so dope.
Okay, cool.
Don't vacuum every 30 minutes.
Just watch this show.
My Windex
Just smoked the weed
That's your shit
What
Windex and vacuum
Oh, every day
You can get addicted
To the sound of that shit
Vacuum
You use it even for the babies
My nephews or my nieces
Come over vacuum in the fluoride
calms them down
But
You're not alone
I got a handheld vacuum
I just wish some crumbs
Wood
Just
Shit
That's how to be
Hell yeah.
Got the little brushes on the front
so you know you just hit a little circular action.
Exactly.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You ever be petty when you vacuum?
When you're like, I know the fuck something didn't.
Oh, no.
Let me kick it right.
Yeah, bitch.
I kick some shit back over.
Yeah.
Start taking pride in that shit.
Start hitting the corner.
Using all the little brushes and all that.
Yeah.
These old niggas shit.
Yeah.
These young niggins don't vacuum.
They just kick shit in the corner.
Yeah.
under the bed.
The type of nicks get some water up with his sock.
That bit all up?
Yeah, it's a young nigga shit.
Or they just run out and leave it.
Exactly.
And you walk in the room, like, who the hell don't spill this water on the floor?
Everybody's gone.
Kick the little ice under the refrigerator.
That's it.
Y'all got some animals and shit?
We had a dog.
We had a dog.
But I had to get the dog away.
Well, because the dog was from my youngest.
So we have a 22-year-old, 17-year-old, and an 11-year-old.
So the 11-year-old begged and begged for the dog.
So it went very expensive dogs.
The dog was...
That's the first thing you shouldn't have did.
Everybody who know anything about dogs, the cheaper your dog is, the better.
People get so caught up in the name and the breed.
You need a dog that's just a dog.
No, we wanted a pretty dog with,
No, see, that ain't a good dog
And we wanted a well-behaved dog
And we wanted a dog
Pretty dog's not well-behaved
They bad bitches of dogs
We got a boy, so we got a boy
He's still like, I'm a good-looking dog
I'm gonna do what the fuck I want to do
Yeah, you gotta get a dog
That don't nobody want
That's gonna appreciate being part of a family structure
When you first get your dog
It needs to be ugly
And you gotta say, I don't know
It's still young.
We got to see what it's going to look like.
No, because I wouldn't play with it.
You nurture that dog, and you feed it right,
that dog would be so loyal to that family.
So we had a boozy dog, huh?
Yeah, you got the wrong kind.
You need to get a dog.
What kind of dog is there?
Just a dog.
What kind of dog was there?
We had a kavishon.
See?
Privilege.
The dog got a breed, a name, grandma, pedigree.
Give him some regular food.
He pushed that shit away.
It was a kavasher.
You got to get a dog.
It was a kishon and a kibon.
Yeah, he's bougie.
And Prince was so beautiful.
He just, it wasn't his fault, though.
He was a good dog.
It was because it was my daughter's responsibility.
And so after he got big, because we asked for a toy dog.
So he's supposed to be small.
This dog got big as his table.
They said he won't grow.
Too much like this.
Huge.
So my daughter didn't want to mess with him.
And so I had to bathe the dog because I don't like the dog.
I gave the dog a bath probably four times a week.
and I want him to be clean
I want him to eat
go outside use the bathroom
come back in and sit down somewhere
and so anything more than that
she had to do
so when she stopped doing it I started
feeling bad for the dog
because I'm like basically all he's doing is
getting bathed getting fed
taking out and sitting in a cage
the dog had a life that was too good
the dog didn't appreciate being in the family
didn't appreciate it
No, he wasn't being appreciated.
All right, try.
Get an ugly dog next time with no name.
One of the people you get it from, what kind of dog is this?
I believe the mama was a lavador or a beagle.
And the daddy, I'm pretty sure, was a Rockwiler Poodle mix.
That's a good-ass dog.
That's not like a good ass.
When the people don't even know how big it's going to give it,
like it might be a puppy, but it might be grown.
That felt like a mess.
I'm going to show you.
I'm getting me a dog.
Just a no breed, just a dog.
Just a mutt.
Anfertile, blue eye and a green eye.
Now, how are you going to look at it?
One head up, one head down like this.
They don't know what the hell wrong with this dog.
Collin won't even fit his neck.
See, you wouldn't even want to play with that dog.
Yes, the hell I would, because he's no tricks that I didn't teach him.
He played frisbee.
He played tennis ball.
He lay right here.
Let me see his stomach.
The dog roll over like that.
Exactly.
Talk to him just like you talk to you.
Put your foot down.
Who taught him this shit?
Hell no.
He sounds like a search dog.
He ain't been proud of our dog for a little shit.
I've been telling people on this show for weeks about the excellent shit.
White people dog.
Black people, we think our dog trained
just because he wanted to lay it down
when you said, hey, get your ass over there, right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get here.
He listened.
We filmed it and everything.
And then he'll lay down and you'd be like, see?
He didn't work.
Yeah.
That dog knew I'm going to fuck around.
That's exactly I was, too.
That dog know who's boss.
Sit your ass down over and be wild.
They didn't turn around you shit in the scene spot.
Take that.
And start hitting on his wife.
The white people dog know CPR and everything.
Yeah.
Bryson, get me a Band-Aid.
You don't believe me, watch some of them videos online, bro.
White people be like, I'm gonna look right in the camera.
I'm gonna act like I'm passing out suit my dog does.
Come here, boy.
Pass out.
Got them dogs stand on stuff doing this on their chest and everything.
Good boy, good boy.
Got the compressions down.
The dog don't get some breath.
They don't be giving them mouth to mouth, right?
Black people dogs can do some amazing shit.
Her dog don't do shit.
They'd be kissing dogs in the mouth, like mouth to mouth.
That's probably how you get them to learn.
Uh-uh.
Hell no.
That's why black people dogs ain't been learning shit.
Exactly.
Dog ain't had shit you said till you get some sugar.
Dog be sitting, like, come on, bro.
Come on, man.
You know what I need, man.
You want me to really learn this shit?
Come on.
That's so nasty.
That's how Prince was, right?
Every time Prince was always.
Yeah, our dog kept whenever I would come around, he, that doggie penis come out.
I don't like it.
That's the first thing right there.
Yeah, you had to get rid of this dog.
He had to go.
I was like, no, only one penis get hard in this house.
And that's mine.
My dad dog.
Don't disrespect, bro.
Bruh.
Bro, she keep picking me up, this shit.
I told her answers, I picked her up.
And she don't want it, tell us anything.
Raymond tells me, he, stop picking the dog up.
Hey, hey.
I'm picking that dog up, man.
I'm doing with you.
Hey.
That's why they came home one day, he was gone.
Bro.
See.
It was near you, buddy.
He was in the car trying to his plane.
Brother, I ain't know that was your legs, bro.
I should have thought about that shit.
That shit.
Ah, that shit, that didn't need to let my little, can't get my bag?
Nope.
That's it in the trunk with the other shit, you're out of it.
No, we kept him in the phlegm, my hair dress, a house on.
The kids at school, I can't say five, did it?
Aw.
Nah.
Bring him a little sweater she got for me, bro.
I sent all his stuff, though.
Yeah, you out here, money.
Yeah, that was the real reason.
Because I don't want him back.
See?
A mutton dog
Would have never tried you like that
Yeah
A little special ones
Those fluffy cute ones
See
Don't buy no more expensive dog man
Dog man
Don't cost no more than $600
No this dog was $6,800
See
Who the fuck is petted like that?
You're already selling the dog for $6,000
What you need that $800 for?
Right
That's what I said
I wouldn't agree that $800
I'm like most I can do it
man, they ain't hundred, that's what I can't do that.
Oh, you better throwing some shit, dogs in shampoo.
No, they did, though.
And then I got the insurance and all that stuff.
Insurance.
Well, dogs are expensive when they go to the vet.
So you want to have that.
What?
They put a little microchip in them, so if they can't move them, they can find him.
Yeah, we got all the bills and whistles for him.
My kid don't even got no microchip in a dog that you gave away.
Well, no, no.
He's with my hair dresser.
where it is and don't even want it.
That's too much of commitment.
That's how we keep tracking it.
Make sure they buy our house.
Nah, he's somewhere else.
Hey man.
If your dog run away, he's where he wanted to be.
I agree.
He ran away three times, but he kept coming back.
This is how deep racism is.
It don't matter how good you treat your dog
as a black person.
They will leave you for some white people.
Take your dog to the park
some white people be.
No, each time you're going to run the fuck away.
Hey, hey, Pritz, get your ass over here.
He ran right up to their white family
to be playing like, please take me with you,
these things don't even feed me vegan put in town.
Pris, get over!
He gets your ass over here!
White people got your dog.
Why are you yelling at him like that?
You know what?
I'm just going to take this doggy with me.
He didn't have to yell at you like that.
That's who we're telling you three times.
White people had them in our subdivision.
He had to come back because, you know, the girls wanted him.
I was like, he's gone.
That's it.
He ain't going to come back.
I started to think that he was letting him lose.
Because, I mean, the way that he is in our yard...
He tried to leave you all, too?
No, but I thought that Raymond was letting the dog loose.
Because when I would come and Raymond said, the dog's gone.
I'm like, how he's gone?
He was in his cage.
He was outside.
He was like, he jumped out the cage.
Go home.
I think he was trying to get rid of the dog,
but the dog kept coming back.
The security at the gate brought him to the house.
Like, Santana's, here's your dog.
Raymond was pissed.
I slide to the gate, like, listen, buddy.
So you really had to take the heat for this dog.
Because I know you was offending when she was like,
he keeps letting him out.
Like, you think I really would, if I was trying,
it would have been out of there.
That's what he did to our Middle Child's Turtle.
No.
No, no.
Stop, they're watching the show.
Sorry.
Well, these kids are going to be like, oh, really?
Wow!
Mr. Wiggle!
It'd be your own family, man.
I'm sorry.
It be your own family.
Listen, my model B, you don't got to stay here.
You can go.
Yeah.
Open the door, you want to leave?
See you later, buddy.
So he let the turtle lead, because he knew the turtle moves very slowly.
No, it doesn't.
That's a scam.
That turtle's been pulling out for years.
Exactly.
So we had the impression that the turtle wouldn't go out the door
He knew what he was doing
Within five minutes we looked
The turtle was out the door off the deck
And out in the golf course somewhere
That's because turtles are faster than you think
They only run when they want to
He knew that
And I said why did you leave him out there? I'm talking about the turtle might stand there
For two hours
And take off like
On your ass like straight gong
Ain't no catching no turtle for real
Turtles be moving slow to like
Man, fuck it.
I'm probably like 100 years old.
These niggas don't know or not.
Bam, see ya, and just bounce on your head.
Like, they're real niggerish when they wanna be.
That's how I went down.
I let him out, he was on the deck.
He didn't work that tunnel.
I turned around, he was gone.
I was like, that's how they do you.
Turtle Houdini, gone, out of here.
See you later, buddy.
Hope you make it.
See, and he wasn't upset.
He didn't go try to look for it.
Damn.
Nah.
Yeah.
Listen, you don't gotta be here if you don't want to.
You can leave.
Yeah, that's what he says to all the animals.
Well, you know, animals gonna always choose the streets.
Just something about them streets, their animals are fucking.
Freedom.
Look at the taste, they're gone.
Y'all gonna do some more TV shit?
Yeah.
We got some things in the worst.
Like what?
Is it too early to talk about?
No, no, not at all.
I mean, the people that have reached out to us that have an interest in us,
they want us to do something obviously about our family,
he and I being together.
being together. We got together so fast. So, um, we did the couple's retreat. And so people
want to see what's happening since. So. How was it for you for the couple's retreat?
It was cool. It was cool. Um, look, bro, you can come back to the trap whenever you want to
and just talk your shit. Because, no, I love the trap. I know, man. They took y'all to the
couple's retreat and shit. I know you couldn't say, God damn, man. So where you can come back and talk
your shit. Ray J. was doing it. He was already making us.
hot so we couldn't do it. Yeah, we have fun. Ray J was hilarious.
And Michael Blackson. All of them, we had a good time on couples retreat.
You have fun, though, then.
No, it's cool, though. We had some, we had some fun, though.
Yeah. I mean, it was a break from the pandemic because our jobs,
anytime somebody say Ray J, I always want to be like,
Ray J got scooty bikes.
Raja got everything.
The niggins sell Raycon, the headphones.
Yeah, he had a lot of business. Yeah.
So the couple of retreat, that shit was dope.
It was cool.
It was fine.
It was a break, like I said, a break from the norm, get out the house,
then to get around couples, because we had just got married.
In the pandemic.
During the pandemic, so it was.
So it was.
We needed that break to get away and then just get some alone time.
Because even though we're in the pandemic, we constantly have people coming over.
Like family still coming to visit.
But that part of it was the good part.
That part was good.
But the pandemic, it put us in the situation
where we had to, like, learn each other quickly.
Yeah, because you had to be there all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was so different.
Yeah, it was like, so different when, you know,
any other time you're at work, the majority of the day.
And then when you're home, you're up just for a few hours,
then you're sleeping.
And so in passing, and his job was on the road,
and mine was, too.
So whenever we're together, it was just like...
Yeah, it's just pop.
Yeah, that's why.
You know.
For then after the pandemic,
it was like, I'm like, can you hold me take my weave out?
He's like, that's not your head?
Yeah, yeah.
He's a hood niggas.
Sometimes he probably won't.
Sometimes he'll be like,
hey, we're gonna take that weed out.
No, but then I took it off and then I shaved my hair.
He's looking like, that fuck.
I said, for better or worse.
So we haven't been some different now.
We didn't.
No, I was just on some start
I'm starting fresh.
That's extreme as hell.
But you know what, most women,
they go through those phases
where they want to cut their hair off and they do it.
They might not even wear that hairstyle
just sometimes for new growth because you got dead hair
or sometimes for new energy.
But for me it was for both.
So I did that.
Then he started snoring.
After that, you're stressing.
No, during the pandemic, before that he didn't snore.
He was hiding.
You cut all your hell.
He's like, fuck it.
I'm tired, tired now.
Oh, shit.
That's bald out.
No.
A snoring turned her off, right?
Oh, my God, that shit's killing me.
He starts sleeping for real, man.
That is my...
No.
Like, fucking, she's bow-headed.
He said Tabella work.
She can't go anywhere now.
Nah, I need some sleep.
Exactly.
Which the fuck you would,
waking me up talking about some snoring.
And?
Hey, eh?
Bo-ha-ha-ha-in-in-in-in.
Right.
Snore even loud on the other thing.
And that's what even do.
And boom, fuck you gonna do.
Yes.
What, you gonna leave me?
Right.
We in a pandemic, you ain't going nowhere.
I'm like, oh my God.
Either we're gonna break up or we're gonna get married.
Go to the other side of the house and relax, right?
Now we just say that.
Yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, it's different.
It's good.
But it was fun.
Yeah, of course, man.
It's good.
Like I said, Black love, celebrate it.
Need to see more of it.
Especially if you can survive.
this shit through the pandemic
and still be in love, man.
That's some real shit, I guess.
I guess they give you like five years, don't it?
Yeah.
A pandemic? There's got to be at least good for five years.
No, yeah, the only thing with that, now it's hard, like, to separate.
Yeah.
Shit, don't, fuck it.
It's about to start over again anyway.
Wait the part two here.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
No, but I smoke wheat now, so we good, but we can.
Okay, yeah.
About to be some real sleeping.
Now you're about to be some real sleeping.
starts snowing.
No, I don't really like sleepy weed.
Like, indicas are cool.
I like Sotivis.
I do.
I like sleepy weed.
I want to see how long I can stay up.
Really?
Yeah.
When you see you ever get so high,
you just wake up, you don't remember going to sleep.
Woo, Nick, how long have I been asleep?
Why I've been asleep eight hours?
It's been 30 minutes.
Shit, get high enough, you'll fall asleep.
any goddamn one.
You'll be sleep in this chair, just like this.
For eight fucking hours.
Jesus.
That's Ronnie B.
A whole night's sleep, just like this.
That's Ronnie Bing, yeah.
Every nigger then woke up,
niggas been in the living room, lights on TV,
on loud in the motherfucker, knocked up.
Hey man, you gonna get in the bed?
No, I'm straight, bro, I'm straight.
I'm sleeping, right?
Now, the person who doesn't get in the bed
is me.
Because this weed is new to me.
So I smoke it late at night.
She gets real creative
But I get so creative
I love doing comedy and stuff
I'm watching your show
And I started filming you on TikTok
I swear I'm in love with
This little Derek character
Jason Banks
No one's crazy
Me
He had did
He had did the feature spot for me
A couple years ago
In Cleveland or some shit
I was like dude funny his hair
For real
Like I fuck with him
I knew it then
Then this nigga take off
I was like, salute to Jason Banks.
I told you, boy.
I'll be out here.
I'll be discovering shit.
Oh, yeah.
No, I ain't discovering.
It was dope.
Daily.
He actually, he put a, you know, a new energy for me.
Yeah.
And, you know, within myself because, like I said.
What are you going to do with the baby size crap?
I'm going to punch that baby in the fucking face.
Yes.
No, you're not.
You're right.
No, I'm not.
And then he's still fuck her.
Yeah, Derek bad as fuck.
Derek and Amy and Chad.
Yeah, he used to come down.
She'd be like, it's five in the morning, you're still recording?
And then she started showing me the videos,
and I was like, oh, that's dope.
See, that's why I don't even make TikToks.
I just watch them.
It takes too much dedication.
No, we do.
I might be up.
I start at midnight.
I'll finish around 5 a.m.
See, that's how high I'd be.
By the time I'd be done with it, I'd be like, you know what?
I don't know it.
Fuck it.
Yeah, it'd be sun coming out.
Yeah, that's how she'd be.
Yeah.
I wake up.
She's not in the bed.
I gotta go get her.
I know what she has she downstairs.
You ain't finished that damn TikTok yet?
All right.
Let's go to bed.
Did I get out much the time?
Yeah, she gets it done, though.
See that we, everything I need, get done.
That's the music.
Here, I'm telling right here.
I feel like that's the music that be playing
when they tell you what's really going on at the job.
Did you hear what happened to Casey?
What?
They called in the bathroom doing coat.
Shut the fuck up, win!
Wednesday, you were off, right?
Oh, yeah.
They brought the drug dogs in and everything.
Casey?
Jeff, John, all of them.
Shut the fuck up.
I missed that shit.
You just be dancing like this,
all right, man, cool.
Oh shit.
Raymond Santana.
That's what's up, man.
I got my shirt, Sandra Park 5.
She's crazy.
Y'all see, we're back on tour, Ghetto Legends.
Oh, yeah, we are.
Yeah, we are.
Let me sit up, man.
My microphone might fucking fall out.
You know what that shit is.
Got that good tape.
That's a long ago.
Uh-oh, Kat got a question.
Just high field, he's coming in your life back
or I saw that booty.
People come in there's crazy.
Like some very powerful people saying some crazy shit.
Yeah.
For me, it was difficult in the beginning
because you're a 14-year-old kid.
And to be viewed, like Ken Burns said,
we were the five most hated individuals in 1989.
You know what I'm saying?
And so to be a kid and not fully understand that,
not fully understand that Donald Trump
takes out the $85,000 page ad
calling for the reinstatement of the death penalty for us, right?
Not understanding that there over 400 articles written about us
within the first two weeks of this case, dissecting the lives of 14
and 15-year-old kids, right?
They was painting this picture of Super Predators in Wilden and Wolfpack.
And so not to really fully understand a lot of that until I'm well deep in prison,
and then I'm older, and I go through this college course, and I deal with mass incarceration,
and just see everything, the whole thing, the whole picture.
And then I started to understand that this was part of the plan, right,
to lock up black and Latino kids
because the system rather have us occupy a jail cell
than a college dorm.
And so I didn't want to be better.
I wanted to channel that energy.
And for me, it was about looking at the system
and what they did to us and how they charged us,
tried us, and convict us within two and a half years.
But now we were grown in,
And we felt like now you got to deal with us for the rest of your life.
So I channeled that anger.
And it was about how do I get myself on the platform where every morning of these people that did this to us, they got to see us.
Whether it's on TV, whether it's on social media, whether it's dealing with politicians, or just picking up a book and see that we are in the book or, you know, it was just about occupying these mediums so that you can box them in.
That was part of the victory.
That was part of, you know, the get back, right?
And then ultimately it was about being happy, right?
That became the best form of success.
The best form of revenge was to be happy.
You know what I'm what I'm what I'm saying?
That's good shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Do that shit.
Now, so, you know, at the end of the day,
yeah, all that, all that, you know.
My life, you know, to look at my life
and to feel blessed, you know, to overcome
all these major obstacles and still be alive
and still got my wits and still be able to talk about it
and express it.
And just to live a happy life, you know what I'm saying?
To wake up every morning and look over and be like,
shit, I married this.
That's part of the blessing.
That's part of being happy.
That's part of taking control and creating your own narrative
and controlling your narrative and never let them speak for you.
That's what this old show is.
Where else can use any shit?
Nowhere, the number one show for black people in America.
That's right.
Exactly.
Especially ones who wear flip-flops around the house.
If you ever had a pair of Air Force One house shoes, it's your show.
I didn't even know they may sound.
Yeah.
Popping in Detroit too.
All around Detroit.
Detroit.
House shoes?
This show.
I'm talking about the liquor store that sell house shoes.
They play this show.
And you know that store.
Yep.
Detroit liquor store sell everything.
Mountain bikes, living room sets, flat screen.
They have aquarium set up.
You can buy the whole aquarium with the fish already at the liquor store.
Let's put that in the truck.
You can furnish a whole apartment out of the liquor store.
They got lawn chairs.
lawn chairs, it's like a Walmart at the liquor store.
We do got one on East Warren.
It's one of my favorite cities.
Yeah.
We fucks with it.
Shout out to Detroit and all the potholes in the whole state of mission.
The whole state of mission, brutal as potholes.
It's real bad now.
They've been underwater a lot.
For real?
A lot of flooding.
A lot of flooding.
I ain't even heard nothing about this.
Like, serious flooding.
I gotta get my news back on.
My research department has been down.
How long this shit been going on?
For about the last month,
they've had these floods, maybe three.
Y'all had three of them?
Back to back.
They started pulling jet skis and boats out on the freeway.
Niggas, Detroit niggas on jet skis.
They canoeing on the freeway.
On the freeway.
On the freeway.
They're fishing
Off on the freeway
Right
Ain't a damn fish
He had his fish
He had his fish tied up
And he's walking in the water
Tied up
It's a video
Man send me that shit
Yes
It's crazy
It's my city though
I'm sick of a style
Oh you know on some real shit
Do Detroit taking over the rap game
It's a whole lot of rappers
Coming out of Michigan
That's got the game on fire
man
I fucks with a lot of
Oh, Detroit is so hot right now.
Oh, hell yeah.
The whole state.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Turn it up.
Shout out to the cushion man.
That's my dog.
How the fuck you think with no ass?
How the fuck you think?
Nah.
I love that nigga, man.
The nigga music just hit different.
He was saying some off the wall shit.
Bitch pulled up with a big bag.
She tried to move in.
Yeah, you got to fuck with it, man.
Y and J.
Cooja, man.
Mm.
Oh, yeah.
We gotta get them on here.
That's great.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be a lot of these, that's funny.
That's funny.
B.F.B. Pac-Man, fuck's with him.
Yeah.
He says some wild shit, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's funny, too.
You know, my nigga, the young nigga out of Detroit,
I fuck with, Babyface Ray.
Yes.
Yes, he popping right now.
Hell yeah.
Bidz don't call my phone no more.
Go call that other nigger.
It's a love song.
Why?
I listen to a lot of them nigs,
but they're all into a lot of beef,
so you can't really say a whole lot of their names,
because if you say one, you gotta say the other.
Well, I fuck with all of them.
I know, but.
I always have, they've always come into the station
and done interviews.
Yeah, it's you.
You put on for the deed.
Yeah.
Like, I support all of them.
I really wish to be, would just, like, go away
because they're so talented.
And I'm not just saying that because I'm front in there,
but.
No, I'm some real shit.
And it's just like, now the world
is really, like, starting to catch up.
And, like, this shit been going on.
There's so many niggas that's from,
like you said, there's just from there.
They just got that familiar-ass sound.
Yep, they do.
This light about dead.
We didn't about kill the whole light of doing this shit.
What y'all got?
coming up. What can they find y'all
social media wise? All
of that type of shit. You can follow
me on
TikTok. Oh, shit.
Instagram, Snapchat,
Twitter, Facebook. They're all...
All that shit. But they're all
the same name. Okay. Yeah. I am so delicious.
Yeah. And mine's
the Santana Raymond. Yeah.
You be on that talk of shit. Yeah.
Sometimes. Oh, I'll be
laughing. I see everything.
I am the gatekeeper. I'll be lurking
every goddamn way.
Sometimes you got to, though.
Yeah, we'll be turning up.
You got to do that, man.
It keeps shit vibrant, man.
People don't take that shit too serious.
Because, you know, a lot of people,
that's their whole life, but you got to have
a real life, too.
Yeah, that's true.
And we try to have fun,
because we both have our businesses.
I have my clothing line.
He has his clothing line,
so we still have to be parents.
So we're like, yo,
when all this is done,
you know, it's some fun,
be some real people internally.
But look, man,
I know this,
y'all first time in the trap, but don't let it be your last time, man.
Y'all see y'all always got some dope shit going on, man.
He'll be popping up and...
How the guys, man?
No, they're good, man. They're good.
Um, Kevin ain't come down today, come visit, so we're gonna hook up with the fellas, talk, kick it, you know?
But everybody's in good spirits, man.
You know, just one day at the time, man.
Hell yeah.
That's how you get shit fucked up.
Be out here trying to live two days at the same time.
It ain't gonna work.
Yeah, I'm not.
J-O-N, bro, you gonna stop being stingy too, bro.
I'm gonna stop telling people I'm gonna fire you
because I know it's making you a rebellious spirit.
You ain't going nowhere, bro, but I am gonna get a Alexa
for when you be on that bullshit.
And if you just can't understand that,
whole perspective is wet.
Delicious, Miss Santana.
Yes, Carlos.
Raymond Santana.
This is the 85 South Show Man
Mr. Chapp
You don't work in many times
I told y'all
y'all, y'all dope as hell
y'all hood legends
And we get on legends
So it just makes sense
We bring it get on legends through here
Hell yeah
Because your ass will be everywhere
You on like
I've seen you on some barbershop shit
With the hairstyles and magazines
I'm like what the fuck
And videos and all types of shit
I get some of my braids.
I thought, would you on the perm box one time?
No, that was, well...
They got some hood perms with you on with you on.
I don't even think you had a perm on the box, but...
I know I seen...
Some hair products.
I did see you on a bonnet cap logo one time.
That was in the hood.
You might not even get paid for that.
I seen you on some shit at the liquor store a bunch of times, too.
They probably ain't pay you for that one either.
I'm just saying, you everywhere there's some hood shit is going on.
You know how many clubs?
flyers you've been on and you wasn't at the party.
They still using that picture.
I'm just letting you know now.
Yes, I found some old magazine and she was in them shit.
Exactly.
Yeah, but these are the ones that he decided to keep.
Especially when Photoshop first came out, they was using your legs and everything.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Come on, let's take a picture like we have the family.
We can sit down.
We grow.
We're old.
He's 46.
He wasn't ready to stand up yet.
Yeah.
The hip move different at 46.
All we're missing is some brown leger.
That's good.
Oh look, y'all get one, too.
Put one on the wall.
Yay.
Wait, do we look high?
Bro, this nigga is walking a catfish.
We're not trying to.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
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