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Episode Date: February 24, 2023

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She's gonna stay here? Space Day in North Carolina. He'd be driving down to do this shit. He'd do here. I come through just to get down there. He'd get down here. I think he got to show. This nigga working.

Everybody working, man. Damn, I'm so dope, man. Appreciate it. Damn. We got the OG in there. Man, I'm so excited. I ain't need to bring no old spikes. One of the oldest niggins to tell me goats.

This thing is it. I don't even know what to start with the intro. He's literally been on everything that black entertainer would want to be on movies, TV. And this, um, writing on the road. Come on. This is one of the real. live rock stars of the comedy game.

Oh, man. Motherfucking and did. So much shit that we don't even know about, man. We've been writing on some of the number one shows on TV. Eating everything. Showing up. And I got Old Spice commercial. He got his own body wash.

No, yeah. Come on. Nigggy be crying on the commercial. This is my own Spice. He got his own Old Spice. He got his own Old Spice. This nigga walked in smelling like pirate shit wood. I don't know, man.

Drip. Drift wood. Drift wood. I think that's been pirate ship wood, some shit. He saw drip wood. Be dead serious when they're touching. Did you touch my old spice? Get my whole run down.

Bitch my old spices in the middle. And see, out of all of that, he's got all the accolades that the nigga in there. All the accolades. By what? Ten seasons? I don't even count them no more. I just know that he'd be only, he got something to do with it if there's one.

About ten? All of them. All of them. I love them. How many did the hell? So good that you got to be on camera. You don't wrote too much good shit. We'd have got you two more seasons.

Come on. Just on top. We're going to round up. And these by about two back. By 12. By 12. No show has ever been longer than however. Man, nigger did 87 season.

You condensed them. You condensed them. They were on 7. Man. No, man. But out of all the highlights of accolades, man, you gotta make sure. sure that you say that this nigger from Chicago, man.

None other than, Beyond Cody. Come on, man. Hey! So you're good, let's go. Let that show up, man. Hey, got my brain. You got some of the funniest shit that Netflix has the awful.

What? Yeah. How you been, man? Presently. Welcome to the trap, bro. These thing's on one out very first episode. He called in and talked on the phone. Talked in shit about it.

Wow, they're two hours. I grew that shit. Now he's hit for real. Real, for real. Yeah, I was like, very first few, was it, like, two or three or something. I said, you called us, it was caught us. Yeah, I was on y'all fucking show, man.

Appreciate it. Look, I was telling Los. I said, man, I was walking through your studio, man. And they almost cried walking through this motherfucker, man. Just, just, just, when, any time a comic accomplished shit like this, you're just thinking, and I'm quite sure y'all did it too. Y'all got to walk through this motherfucking and go.

Jokes brought this, motherfucker. Yeah. God, but God gave you the jokes. Facts, fact. Because it's a lot of motherfuck's telling jokes. Right, right. And they ain't got studios. Right.

So it's a lot of motherfuckers got God and they got studios. So therefore, I'm just saying, y'all go. Yeah, I was like, damn. Nika, y'all security system is like, God damn. Motherfucking let you know you walking in. Nick, that motherfucker, that's a motherfucker. Welcome to 85. That motherfucker tell you, you got COVID.

No cap. This niggas, man. You have a fever. You have a fever. This niggas sick. That's niggas. No cap. We're cold.

Y'all niggas, man. Thank you. Appreciate it, man. Pioneer like you, man, are paid away in the game and still doing it, like longevity. That's what I take from being on the road we see it and DL and Earthquake.

It's like, it's a different level. Like, it's comedy, but it's like a different. You see why these niggas are the end. MJs and you dig what I'm saying and Kareem Abdul, you see why, you feel me, and you're one of those ones. Like, I used to sit and watch comment view as a child and you'll come out with the pen and pen and pan. And I'd be like, but every time I knew,

I was like, this motherfucker come with it, I don't give a fuck, who's on it? This thing is gonna have something. How you delivered and everything was so poised, I was like, you know what, stage control, stage presence. And you so, I learned a lot from that shit. You show some shit too that you was writing these jokes when a lot of times you know part of stand-up is you make it look effortless but you would show like you

had took time and crafted these shit with the strike doing shit like it was funny in in of itself but it was also showing motherfuckers that was coming up like when we got ready when I started doing copy like oh this Nick oh he put some thought into this shit like oh okay so this is and like I understood what a workout room was before I ever worked out doing comedy seeing that shit so yeah I appreciate this it's uh you know it's I've always felt like it ain't how you laugh is you like you them laughing right yeah point I think nicks get caught up in how they laugh right right right right and that ain't the point it's how you laugh you know a motherfucker abomin is funny you know

what I mean and I actually yeah you laugh at that yeah and I thought like who would make that funny I would and so I purposely do a joke that don't work on every set and it becomes just as funny as anyone that I wrote because it doesn't work right you know what I mean it's funny to see me fail right you know but yeah but you got to be confident enough to fail right you know and so I would know it sound trippy but it's like it's a hard of making that, it's an art to making not funny, funny. Right. You mastered anything that can be,

because anything can be funny. Anything can be funny. Right. That's how I look at it. Right. Fucking up can be funny. Yeah. I feel like you, Dave, when it comes to the pen,

you feel like, because I worked on my material and my material has been improv and jokes I've written and I worked away where I'm like, okay, that's good, that's great, got to this point. But I see the level of penmanship that I'm like, okay, these motherfuckers are writing. I want to go in the writer's room and see how they, I want to see the thought process.

Like I love that shit. I want to see the thought process of how they come up with that. Because still as a nine years in the game, I'm still trying to figure out premise, punchline, set up. Okay, you may know it, but like you said, anything can be funny. And that's why I admire. I admire comedians like y'all

because y'all will sit there and be like, nigger, it's never a dull moment when you one of those true comedians. Yeah. I got a new 30 minutes anytime I won't. Let me ask you this though, man, because I've seen you at all kind of comedy rooms across the country, like, no matter what level of success

that you got to, you never stop going to the workout rooms and showing love to the Uncle Rails and the red kievers and you know what I mean? And the shit like that. So like, you stayed in the circuit around the comedians. Because that's where the real shit is. Like, it ain't doing them stages. If you know, you, I mean, y'all niggas do arenas and shit.

Like, you know sitting on that stage. That's one thing, but I'm gonna say this about y'all motherfuckers. Y'all fuck is treat an arena like a club. Facts. Y'all do. Y'all motherfuckers be in there talking directly to this motherfucker sitting right here is shit almost like you could touch the people. Me personally, when I'm at arena,

I'm kind of locked in and doing my shit, whatever. I'm at the comedy club. I could touch my fuckers in. Seeing me in your world. Yeah, bring them, bring them to my world. Right. You know, but it's just that practice, you know what I mean? As far as just constantly getting out there

making it happen and touching the people. You got to touch the people. Me personally, and I tell y'all this, this is a lot of comedians if you listen right now, writing material, man, isn't just always sitting up on this, it's living and shit, you know what I mean? And you gotta put yourself,

you gotta put yourself in situations you would normally be in on a regular basis. Right, right. If you do that, then you gonna come up with material all the fucking time. If you're doing the same shit every day, you're gonna be talking about the same shit and you're gonna be doing the same fucking material

because you fucking around eating the same food, going the same fucking bar, hang with these same motherfuckers. One day, one day, nigga, just go up and go to a dog show one day. Right, straight up. Just go, just go sit in that motherfucker and just sit there. You're going to be like, what the fuck is going on in here? And then you're going to go to the club, like,

nigger, I just went to this dog show. These niggas are spending $15,000 on the dog. Yeah, I'm buying a car with $15,000. You know, when you're going. It's informative, too. You're off to the race. You ain't even really. It's really writing.

Right, it's there. You write itself. You just, you went. Right. And that is right itself. Right. Yeah, but niggas be going to the same shit all the time. And so they talk about the same shit.

Nigger, I would go to a motherfucking medieval castle, nigga, and just sitting in that motherfucking, nigga, dead ass. I'm about mid-evil, me. Yo, I sit there and I come out, I got a new five. And then a new 10. Yeah, that's how you do that shit. Right, right. Get your hands up early and go to that part of you want.

Bring me another one. Fact. It's the meat ready. It is. Yeah. But what kind of like... Away, away. I've had us off weed.

So the turkey and children. Feed the peasants. All of them. Yeah. So what started you? Like, who inspired you? What did this journey start? You don't care everybody say,

comedian, but sometimes it didn't pick us. Shit, right. It's Chicago, man, sitting up my boys. A man. No, this nigga, just always thought I thought differently. And he was like, man, I bet you won't go on stage. Bet me like $50, right? I was like, all right, I'd go up.

They wouldn't let me up for like three weeks. And then finally, they let me on stage. And, like, you know, I knew then, like, my purpose. You know, a lot of motherfuckers don't know their purpose. You down here living. You don't know your purpose at all. And motherfuckers is miserable. You got to know your fucking purpose.

And I don't get fuck what it is. This niggas that's parking attendants sitting at trying to go, what the fuck, you know? But you probably was in a relationship with the motherfucker and you was locked in a relationship and you made your purpose. Right. You know? A lot of niggas is like that. A lot of niggins right now sitting at home.

We're probably watching this. Sitting with their boo. Yeah. Not living their purpose because they're in a relationship. And they purpose. You're chasing somebody. So, baby, you say get single and live your purpose. Yeah.

And fuck these hoes, man. I mean, you got to fuck these hoax. Yeah, don't me a boyfriend. Get out of relationship, nigger, get too punk shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You got to live your purpose and your purpose. That's what you all right. That's a relationship. That's a relationship like a retirement plan. Niggas, like, kind of retirement thing. No, a lot of motherfuckers do that. They get a relationship looking for somebody else. Security and shit.

Right. Do your purpose and then get in a relationship. You need to be a stepdad before they make $10,000 earn this one thing. You didn't know how to be the red dad, but you're a stepdad for you. That's a jump. You're a stepdad for you in a red daddy. That's crazy. You all your little pretrial.

This man got three months of scrutiny. Man. I don't mind the worst stepdad side. I'm about ready to cancel this. I think I got a little experience for my own kid. I'm not a better spirit of a father is you. There you go. That's hilarious.

You're a stepfather before a real... This niggas out there is like that. Yeah, yeah. If you're in a relationship too fast? You're a stepfather before you're a real father? Yeah, because she already got kids and she's pregnant with your baby. Your baby ain't think about it.

I'm gonna stepdad. I've been a stepdad before where her dad. She don't got no kids. If you don't got no kids, you're gonna love with somebody. Young Bond, I really didn't feel like. You're gonna switch the peck? Yeah, it was my mother, bitch. I mean, I'll watch them, but I ain't gonna tell you

if the nigga do some shit, like. Oh, you wasn't gonna say, hell no, no, no. Nick do whatever he want, that niggins jump it off shit, I'm like, they're tripped, didn't you? Did you buy this bomb shit? Who? I couldn't even by myself, bitch.

That's what I'm saying? He's using you like I'm using you, bitch. We fight. We fighting for the same resources. He got a bag, I need a bed. I'm like, man, he up one. Y'all phone with me, this. Hey, hey.

I think up one. You know, he got shoes and shit. I'm trying to be like a little bag, man. That ain't cold, man. Little cat. That's real. That's crazy. You got to find your purpose.

That's how the stage hit me. The first time I went up there coming down, I knew, all right, this is what the fuck I was supposed to do. So that's how your shit hit you too? When you said you finally, and you knew it. It's like, I couldn't sleep that night the first time I did that shit. I still can't.

After the show, I can't go to bed for shit in the world. That's had adrenaline, man. My stomach started hurt like a bitch after I did my first set. I felt like I got kicked in my shit. I had to go sit on the curb, but I knew I was like, this is what the fuck I do.

Yeah, it's a whole feeling. My first show was on a perk set, I was tripped. I ain't know what a war. A nigga was like, you think I'm gonna do cubs. I'm like, think I'm in the rap, nigg y'all got me fucked. You was on a purpose. I think I'm gonna rap.

You did good your first time on stage? Nick was lucky that me, though. You did good on your first time on stage? Yeah, nigga, I got like a... Back then, if two niggas stalled up, that was a standing ovation. Yeah. Oh, once niggas get on their feet,

it gives me one thing. It's all I did you. That's all right. I got an ovation. I got a o' and shit. Somebody up. Yeah, nigg. I had two motherfuck to stand up for me, man.

And I was like, hell no, this is like dope. And I was killing. I only had like five minutes. And I ended up getting on this show called Comic Justice. I remember that shit. Four months after I started. Hey, Joe Jemot? Yep, I remember that shit.

I got on that shit four months after that. And then eight months after that, I was on Def Jam. That just started. And I only had, now when Def Jam hit, I only had like 14 minutes, right? And I did seven on Def Jam. And after that, the shit blew up, they sent me on tour, and I was supposed to do 20 minutes.

Ooh, how that is? When you're gonna add them extra seats. Nick, I was on that motherfucker finding out everybody's birthday. Ah! Who got a birthday? Who got a birthday today? Wait, wait, wait, look, wait, no, let's your birthday. Birthday is, who's him out of town?

Oh, that shit, that's shit. What's your name? What's your name, baby? I did that shit for about 10 minutes. And I did my other seven. Right, and you're good. And then I, like, play the song. Like, y'all remember this?

Yeah. I did that shit for about five minutes. I stretched that shit out. You know, nigga, I was off that motherfucker. I did three cities and the tour management. Y'all remember this? You can put a few and dancing and that shit. That's hilarious.

Talk about, who remember the Tizzy Road? Yeah, they did all that shit. That was that one of that shit. Y'all know. You put the mic on them. No, y'all sit. That's my time, y'all. That's my time, y'all.

That's my time. And good night, everybody else, y'all. Thank you, Seattle. Out of here. Out of here. That shit. Crazy, baby. Oh, yeah, shit.

I say the third show. Right. Get Capri was spinning and all that shit. You liked this shit. Def Jam shit, nigger Joe Torrey, He's hosting, come out, shit. Third show, nigga, I ain't doing that well. They know I'm out there bullshit, right?

But I'm thinking I'm getting away with it, but I'm not. Nick came to me and was like, uh, here go your ticket. Gave me my ticket to go home. From the tour? Yeah. Damn. Because I ain't had enough material.

Damn. I'm sitting in there, boy, like, I got my death jam, hot on jacket. I don't even want to go home, nigga. I don't even want to go to Chicago. Chicago. You know, like, you bought all this. Nick, I got all that shit on.

I'm putting that, Nick. Nick, I didn't want to go home, because I told everybody I was on tour. Right, right. So if I went home, niggas has been like, what happened to the tour? I went home, nigga, and I ain't go outside for like two weeks, nigga.

I'm going to go. Damn. You stay in the rest of the tour. I stayed in the rest of the tour. I stayed in the rest of the tour. The tour is like, shit. Like, for months. but only had, like, I think I had like six dates, seven dates,

and I did like three, and then that's when they took me off of shit. Damn. You was the first nigga to quarantine. I was hurt, man. I was hurt. So what, I know that that boosts your motivation. So this is what happened. When I sat there, I was like, I got to start writing.

Right. And that was the, that was the shit that made me start writing. Mm-hmm. And I started writing and writing and writing. And then after that, motherfucking start seeing me writing Second City and then in Chicago they seen me writing sketches and shows and jokes and writing and writing and writing but it took that to make me the fucking writing shit and shit after that that's what kicked that shit off and

next thing you know I was writing for Ricky Smiley when he was hosted Comic View and that shit led to me writing for Conan O'Brien and writing for all kind of great motherfuckers and shit but if the niggas didn't kick me off that tour you wouldn't put that spark upon him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember this all? Yeah, I still. I still be.

I still me. I still me. I still, like. Where the tourists is at? Ain't no tors. Ain't no tors. Ain't no tors. Ain't no tors.

Niggins. Yeah. What is it? My man, you go into the bathroom. All right, please. He got that shit walking. Don't he got that shit walk. You got that shit walk.

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to be like, all right, what spark that pinning shit? Because you got to understand, We hear it, we hear it as niggas in the game. And I'd just be sitting back like, bro, they do it with such a ease, man. And it'd be like, everybody can attest it. We all think of all funny shit. But it'd be just how we're going to pin it? Right.

How are we going to write it? Like you say, experiences they write itself. But it'd be like, you can tell when a motherfucker put that pen on that pad, man. Yeah, it's definitely a system. And you've got to figure it out. and that shit didn't hit me into, to be real with you, that shit didn't hit me into about eight years into the game, maybe seven.

I don't know how to write some shit or whatever, but as far as that shit coming fluently like that, nigga, where I can sit back and, you know, do like I do now when I write shows and write for award shows and all that shit, that shit is just like I'm conditioned right now, you know, and then when you're working for a late night TV show, you gotta do that shit every night.

You gotta do that shit, you gotta do you gotta write it, you gotta produce it, You got a motherfucking cast it. You got to get props, you got to get all that shit. And you performed a lot of those things. Yeah, and I performed a lot of it too. So a lot of people, yeah. A lot of people don't know that comedians are we go through a lot of trouble.

So how do you stay in their mind, stay knowing that you're a regular person and you go through your own shit and you're dealing with real life shit, but you gotta go up here write a fucking joke? Well, that's the part that motherfuckers don't see your shit. You know, they don't see what niggas go through. go through, you know?

Right. I noticed many times, niggie, all y'all, y'all have been out. Fucking miserable. Bitch tripping, or your boys and stole some shit over that when somebody come in front of you. Hey! Man, let's take a picture, listen. You got to put that smile on, and you got to do that shit, and that shit just be like, you ain't never in your mind frame, you know what I mean?

Right. So what you have to do is you have to know that the misery is the job. Once you realize that, then everything else to kind of fall in place. You won't be as disappointed because expectation brings heartache. You can't have that shit.

You can't have, you can't be expecting shit. You have to go into this motherfucker and be like, yo, I'm going in here and I'm bombing the night. And whatever good, come out this motherfucker, I'm gonna put this shit to the side. I know you should look at it the other way like I'm gonna go ahead and do good or whatever.

But that expectation is gonna bring you heartache. Me personally, it just don't work for me. I go in that go. I got 10 jokes, two gonna work. Let's go. And I go in that motherfucker and I bomb my ass off. But them two, the motherfuckers right there gonna be fired.

I'm gonna grab them two, put them in the bag, and I'm gonna write 10 more. And then two of them gonna work. And I'm gonna put them in the bag. And I'm gonna keep doing that shit. Until I got a motherfucker now. Is that the working process until now you're gonna go shoot your special? Because I know you ain't in the mind state that.

I'm funny going to bomb. You cast an hour worth of bombs. But you're not afraid of that failure. But I ain't afraid. That's the point that I'm making that you can't be afraid of that failure. You got to go into mind frame. Yeah, because motherfuckers are go,

you'll go to an open mic, see niggas ripping and shit. You won't even have a boss to go. You'll go up there doing your old shit or whatever just because the energy in the room was fucking popping like that. You'd be like, let me do my old shit so I can stay afloat. You do not want a bomb.

Because he worried about bomb in front of motherfuckers because they're gonna be on it. Yeah, like, you ain't even trying your new shit? Oh, my mom, that's what I'm being, right. This is the time you try all the new shit. This is when you try all your new shit. Every time I do a comedy club,

and I'm there doing five, six, seven shows. The first show I do, that's gonna be the worst show. Because that's gonna be show I'm trying all my new shit out that I can find out what I'm used for the rest of the week. But that first show, every first show, Thursday, first show Friday, whatever that is, that motherfucker is goddamn terrible.

So now when you can see this, they're like, don't get the first show. And the here, you're glad to me driving. But you, you're five, five, this is what you meant to. But it's funny to watch me bomb. Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, Dion, sold out all weekend except Thursday. But the first show really fried, big.

The first show is. Yeah. Free shows on first. Yeah. What's the important to, you know, doing shows throughout the week? Because I see you just did your special and everything, and I was phenomenal. And then I see you come, do a weekend on the road and then come back through the week and then still do three, four, five shows in the middle of the week. How important is that for comedians?

So I'm in the position now where, you know, I did the special. When I dropped the special, I went right in the film. And so I haven't been able to live because I've been pretending to be somebody else. Right. And when you're doing that shit, I can't live, so I really ain't been nowhere. So I wrote material before I went to go film

and I had a whole bunch of shit written. But when I started filming, I wasn't living, so therefore I didn't have no jokes. So I had one show that I was supposed to do in Atlantic City at that time, so I went to go work out the shit that I did have and try to see if that shit worked. And thank God, like, at least fucking 40% of that shit worked.

And so, therefore, I had enough material to do the show and shit. But I was like, like, right now, nigga, I'm jokeless like a motherfucker because I ain't, I even lived. I've been filming and shit. So once I'm done filming, then I can live. And I go out and I can do this. That's your whole process. So when you did your special,

you like, new jokes over with. I ain't telling them ever again. They're done. Done. Never. Touching the stage, not saying none of that shit. So what I will do is I will do some jokes that's from like a way oldest special.

Right. Like something that's like I did on my first special or some shit like that. I'll regurgitate those and use those as a bridge until my other shit work. But as far as anything from my last special and the special before that

and the shit that I dropped on YouTube, you would never hear any of that shit ever. That's what I was. Yeah. Because that's the job. Like, we ain't, we ain't rocket scientists and shit. We ain't construction workers, nigga. Right.

You think, that's it. Like, you think about what's funny and you write that shit. But they swear this shit just be like, y'all be like this all the time and I had, bitch didn't I tell you, I just went through some shit and your bro is staking. Oh, you about to get good. No, you know how many motherfuckers I let down on the daily basis. The dickers come around, be like, hey, and I just be like, the fucking strong with you. I just, you know what I mean?

Like, every comic ain't no motherfucking pie in the face, man. I'm just not, nigga. Like, I'm not. Like, I let down a lot of people. They come around thinking I'm just soft shoeing and tap dancing and shit. And I'm more like a cerebral motherfucker. I go in the room and shut the fuck up,

listen to everybody and then leave out that motherfucker and write some shit. But I listen to everybody in the fucking room. And I learned how to play the room that way too, you know? Going to room and shut the fuck up, if you're talking about dogs and you're talking about how much you hate cats and how you love cars and shit

and how you love fish and shit, when it's time for me to talk, I can agree with all. all that shit y'all said. And I probably disagree with it. Right, but you know. But to play the room. I don't know what to say.

In order to lead that motherfucker, you know. Yeah. And that motherfucker's going, that motherfucker's great. And I walk out the door like, God damn. You know what I mean? But it's not how to play the room, though. And all that shit helps, like, in writers' rules, too. Writers' room is great too.

See, the thing, I'm, give you another tip. You got to get a motherfucking show. Anybody get a show. Do not feel your fucking show. I feel your fucking writer's room with a bunch of motherfuckers to think like you and shit. This is gonna be bullshit.

Every writer's room I have, nigga, I got a motherfucker in there, I can't stand. I hate that, can't stand that motherfucker. Because me and this motherfucker gonna constantly fucking go out of. Which is what shows are made of. Every show you know, it got conflict.

You know what I mean? Like Martin. It was Pam and Martin and Gene. You know, It's conflict. So why would you have your room on some of everybody getting together shit? Your writer's room

got to be just as fucking conflicted as the fucking show is. So anytime you get a motherfucker and you see a motherfucker and you be like, I hate this nigga. Hire. Higher.

That's crazy. Real shit. Yeah. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's the nigga to get. That's the nigga to get

because then you and that nigga you and that nigga are gonna sit back and argue constantly. And you're gonna come up with shit. You know what I mean? You're gonna be having different approaches. That's the shit. You're like, oh, this motherfucker, you think like this.

Man, I had this one nigga that used to work on this show of mine, the show I had called Black Box and shit I had on TBS and shit. Yeah, black box shit. I had this black dude on the show. He hated black women. He didn't fuck with no black culture. He ain't fuck with none. He's a nigga, he's black.

He just was like, yeah, like black people embarrass him. And this motherfucker's like, yeah, I don't like the women and none of that shit. And this nigga used to say that shit all the time. And niggas is like, keep that nigger away from here. And I was like, nah, hire that nigger. We hired that nigga, and we wrote the, me and that nigga, argued every day,

and I wrote the best shit in the world. Damn. You know what I mean? So if you ever get a room, nigga, get the motherfucker you hate in that motherfucker. Damn. So how did you go scout a motherfucker who you don't like? You over here because we hate that.

Yeah, you'd be in comedy clubs, You see niggas, you know, niggas, you know niggas, you don't like, niggins, you don't like, niggins. So it's, like, you're giving them a job, but it's like, it's to get the best shit. It's to get the best shit. I hear some niggas you don't like in this motherfucker. You can't stand your pussy, but I got a job for you don't know. Yeah. I know it sound weird, nigger.

It's some bullshit, I guess. It's some bullshit, I guess. It's some bullshit, but you got to put your ego aside in order to hire that motherfucker in order to get with it. You know what I mean? I mean, it worked. I'm telling you. So how do you keep it on that basis instead of a nigga coming in

trying to play the shnate role and trying to get you out when you don't got the nigga high? Well, this is your show? Nah, nah, he ain't gonna do that. Like, he already know it's my show. So therefore he ain't gonna do it like that but he's gonna be opinionated.

And that's what I'm hiring for. I'm hiring the motherfucker to be opinionated. I want to know why you hate black women so much, you can ask that nigga offside of the work. Talk to that nigga on the phone or something when you get tired. I ain't put to get you into my workspace, No, I want that, nigga.

I'm arguing for a year, niggily, I know my black women. Speakerphone. Right man, fuck him. Like all that's, no. Pitch hat, niggins, I love black women, ho. This nigga, yeah. He's gonna say some shit you never would have thought of. You would have never thought of.

That's what they, that's what they do. Because you don't think like them. Right, right. You know what I mean? Right. Damn. You're gonna say some shit. He'll be like, nigga, what the fuck is you talking about?

Damn. But then you're going to be like, that's an episode. Did you see the game taking it that way? Like, even when you started writing, you was like, all right. But you said the writing is what kind of got you back into the space. I had this other show that was going to be on Comedy Central called Super Black, and I hired a whole bunch of niggas. And we sat in that motherfucker ate chicken and smoked weed.

Nigger, we kicked it in that motherfucker, nigga. Ain't wrote one good episode. Hell, yeah. But we had a good time with that motherfucker Nick, we're as black as fucking that motherfucking nigga. Y'all got up show, that's the show. But that's the, nigga, you need to be hired right now.

You tell me, you're out of him. Man, that should have been to show. When are we gonna do the show? That's the nigga you fired. When are we gonna write this episode? You're gonna fuck out of him. What are we going to write on? On the next episode,

the niggas nobody likes. Yeah, next to you know, the niggas is like, yeah, grab y'all. your shit. Fuck out of it. You was in an era where it wasn't no two week notice, no none. They just look and be like, hey,

all you guys are fired, okay? They'd be like, thank you. Later. Bye. Grab your shit. You're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Deion, after that blunt, let that be the last one.

Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you, I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't want to hit. You're going on black. We're having a blackout. Oh, we're going black poor day or two. Pack your shit. Pack your shit.

They're not calling you back. They're not calling you back. We're calling you back. Guys, can we just flip the set for the all-white shelf? That's smooth. That's all right. So have you ever, well, you say you ain't scared to fail, but like, what's your favorite room? Because I come from theater.

So the arenas, I know the different feeling from theater, arena, comedy club. My favorite is always comedy club, because it's intense. I can bring them into my world. I know that the arena is more so like, okay, here's the show. Okay, here's the show. And theater is kind of like, it's in between. It depends on how it's set up. So it's like, what's your favorite to perform?

Comedy club. Comedy club is my favorite because it's less people. Right. And when it's less people, you can fix a problem easier that way. I mean, you can alternate your shit and whatever at the comedy club and shit. But theaters, you know, they dope, but it's intimate. Right. Comedy Club is more intimate and shit, you know what I mean?

Yeah. So I always go to a room. I'll just be popping up the shit. How do you find them? How do you find them? Shit, I just call. Well, you plugged in. Yeah, all you got to do is...

Right, right. They'd be like, all right, shit, yeah, come on. Where you popped up at? What? Where you popped up there? Atlanta, comedy. The one, the underground, the new one? No.

Nah, nah. You got a new one. Hey, what he said? Yeah. I don't know about nothing. Right? But it's underground, though. Like, the comic club, under, I'm from the city.

Yeah, it's sound dangerous. It ain't dangerous. It's just like, niggas, you want a nigga to come under the ground? Is that the underground? He's not already too much shit going on on top of the ground. You know how long it'll take for a niggins? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

It's sound dangerous. Listen. You never been in underwear. What? I'm from the city. That why when he said, I got it on the ground. I'm like, Where?

At underground. Literally. Yeah. Under that bitch. People don't understand the underground was a monumental place in Atlanta down town. When you came and stopped that five points and you went around that laconna and you went up under that underground, nigger, that was the most people I ever seen in my life one time. And I ain't even get a chance to go in underground.

I just looked and they didn't see them heads and people. It had to be almost like 5,000 people died. I said, I'm not walking through that shit. You where was your freak, Nick? Hell no, nigga, they're just a regular day in the city, nigga, when that shit was popping. Everybody wearing fake shit down there. Kyle's a question.

Big black bags, everybody had big black bags. Down in Atlanta, y'all got speakers in every place, right? Yeah. Y'all play music everywhere. Yeah. That shit is wild, like restaurants. Yeah. It'd be loud as hell in there, too.

Cleaners, Target, like, niggas is beat music everywhere. Like all times. This is a musical-ass thing. town like that, huh? You ain't have been to a Target in Tennessee? Yeah, Target, you know, they'd be playing Target shit. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Now here, nigga, they'd be like rich, niggas, shit, crack, though. I was in public, they were playing that goddamn Jahin. Just in case. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they'd be jamming, man, man, man.

Yeah, they'd be jamming. The grocery store low-key get freaky. Nug, they'd be jamming. The grocery store's don't get freaky. Yeah, place the jazz on there. Step back you're dancing to. Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to get this box. They're frozen feet right quick. In Publix, you sure. Oh, yeah. They mean, white story. We have black manager. We didn't really see no white manager, no Publinson at Croke's Lake. Unless you go to a white town.

That's about to say. You go outside the city. Either way in Atlanta, but they're black, black on black-de-black. Yeah. That's your whole crazy. You go to public on Camp Creek, they play pretty. Ricky. But they're one at Atlantic Station,

that shit ain't even the whole public. That's a piece of public. Yeah. It's public. It's public. You're gonna pair of grocery stuff. One more question. Do a lot of niggas down here,

they trick on a lot of women down here? What? Spin all of them any. Yeah, I can tell. Spelt them, I'm a sprint at all. Nick, act like that though. I ain't buy no pussy. Bruh, you got bought the whole wash machine.

It meant a trick to you in my washing machine, by what? It meant on any white clothes. I had just met this chick down here, nigga, and she was just, I was like, yeah, we can hang out. She was like, cool. She was like, let me get 200 so I'm gonna get a bottle of wine. I'm like...

Oh, they bit by tricking now. Hold on, let me let me run it back. It's a lot of women selling pussy down here, too. It ain't just that the niggas is coughing it up because they want to. They want that pussy, man. But look, she... 200, you would have said, and I bring my pussy back

instead of change. But like, if you had to mind stay up, girl, I make it some pussy, he just gave me $200. Like, I needed it so bad. Just, no, that was, she was going to hit you for some moment. That blew my mind and said, I ain't going to any lie. I was like, I just met you. Because she got wine, but she still need gay money.

You're like, man, you spent all the wine money and he's got no, girl. So what you used to go to the wines, though? Bigger, I was not. She was setting you up to hit you for a few more because y'all was going to go out. The bitch told me to get her Uber, and she was eight minutes away.

I said, shut! You ain't even got eight minutes of fare? I'm like, you can't pull up you eight minutes. I get up to come get you, bitch, if it's that serious. Like, see, I didn't even look. I said, send me your address. And the fair was 1350.

He ain't got 1350 on that . You got cash out cut. I'm gonna see you 1350. I'm about saying you still fuck. I still fuck. I still come out of 13. All right, bitch, I got $13. Because he hit me like, she hit me with the for real.

You know how I bet that or so I got to make the decision? I guess. Yeah, that's funny. No cap, bro. Damn. We got to do better. We got it to do better. But we're in that stage, bro.

You rarely ain't fin-free cooches dying out. This ain't like free cooches is fading on. Oh, it still exists. A bitch fucking you, just because she liked you, man, that shit. Oh, wait. You think so? She in California. It's faking it like she's like you.

She in California. Huh? I'm a bitch fucking with you because she fuck with you. It's always. Even if she fuck, listen. You just might not be around them, but there's always somebody else. Even if you fuck for free the first time, nigger, you're going to pay for the second and third. I'm telling you.

Them hoes is trick. They're tricky. They are out there. They're like, ooh, I'm going to get them some. Poop, pull, pull. You're like, man, she's fun with me. And then before you know it, you don't bought a whole washing machine.

You don't buy the whole, you don't buy a whole... Did this happen to you? I know. You're speaking on yourself. This is, this is second washing machine reference. She's going to text me to something. I've seen young little interviews. I ain't talking about you.

I'm just saying I don't bought a washing machine for both. Oh, so that's what you do? You buy a big of water. Hey, bitch. I'm just saying, you buy a washing machine and no driver? I ain't even gonna cap or whatever she got their washing machine from it, it was reasonable. No, man.

I said, you might work gonna get you a drive team. No, I'm telling you, man. That's it. That's right. That's my hat. Get the one that's, get the clothes on top of it. Get the one that's, get the one that's stuck on top of it. Because I had to tell them, you're gonna have to rewash them, baby.

Yeah. Go on get the drive. So, talking about we kind of one that matched the watch machine. Don't get too different. You can't get the bigger, why. Can't get the bigger drive, bitch. He didn't watch that minute code. But you got two, no, don't get too different.

It's all kind of free pussy out here. Don't believe the hype. Brother, Tristan, brother, the free pussy is, they learning now. They learning. I'm telling you, you may get it. First two time for the free skis. This bitch is scheming.

What happened, bro? You might as well tell the story. No, that doesn't deal with a lot of holes. That's just what they do, like, you know. That's what happened when you get caught up in the matrix of a hole. You gotta, you don't want to watch machine. You don't about to drive.

He caught up in the whole matrix. No, but see what it is, I'm the type of nigger that understand that this shit costs on time. Nobody warned you about the whole matrix. I ain't driven. It costs the laid out. With one hole, you meet another hole, and now you're about 36 layers deep in the whole matrix.

You gotta get out that circle. But see what it is, you damn, you're damn, you. Because if your friend knew I bought you that wash machine, bitch, she'd fit to double up. She'd be like, girl, you don't let these big,

he don't bought you a wash machine, ho? That's how it starts. What you need? That's how you go from bad to worse. I heard you squeaking when you rolled up. This niggins fuck with bitches who are on their lads. It's not on their lads. They like to settle.

I'm like, bitch, you're selling for the squeaky. You sell it for the squeak at a time. No, bro. I like to fuck with bitch that settle and then you upgrade them. Like, listen, I don't need to hear you riding down the black. riding down the block. You need to pull up as smooth impossible.

Yeah. I mean, they do be good-looking too, though. That cat will be a pussy always going to cost you, so. This nigga said... That way, it can't be all God. I'd be like, this beautiful. This nigga said, this nigga said, you ain't got the wash machine.

Kyle, you can tell they closed me like their house. I hate that shit. I remember once I just sprayed a bit with some cologne. I like, I was like, man, you smell like somebody out of house. You're a terrible motherfucker, man. I tell the truth. When I was fucked up, they told me the truth.

I was like, let me go somewhere. She was like, we went, how? I was like, shit, you're right. And I was sped to you to come forward with me. I thought I would give you good conversation to go out somewhere. Nah, they ain't fucking with all that good conversation. They ain't talking about me. You caught up in the whole matrix.

Ain't what it is, man. That's going to always cost a tax right out. Yes, the whole matrix is real. It's a tax right off. You fuck with one terrible motherfucker. They're going to lead you to three terrible motherfuckers. And now you got to just cut off everything. It's just like you got to get reset.

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The main bitch who looked like she the best one? That's the one that's hope more hurt. That bitch, I ain't got no furniture sheet. That's why you can't come over a house. Yeah. My house still getting built, bitch. Your house been getting built for like a year and a half. You come flipping the way you thought you could.

That'd be the bad one that thing. You thought that was an Airbnb. You thought you was worth more than. You're about to get kitten out. You're trying to Airbnb in your apartment. They don't know I'd be there sometimes. Oh, you sleep? So okay, nobody can go in this back closet.

Because you're there. This bitch waked up. This bit wake up in there. This bitch wake up in the middle of night, you're the bad room. I'm scared of shit out the people in there. Hey, man. Hey, niggia, this the ring.

I just saw a little wet bitch. Little wet bitch just ran back in the closet. Oh, shit. She ran back in the bed. Oh, shit. Oh, she ran back in the car. What are they giggas do with? Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Come out. You just see wet puddles, this shit, just go into, go into under the... They put their head in the car, they get lower and lower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Then you lead it. Oh. You're talking about. I see a little white man. I see a little white man. What is? What is? Telling you somebody is there.

Show yourself. Oh, shit. It thought I've seen a little white bitch on the ring. Oh, you hear that? You hear that? That's the microwave. Well, that is funny. Oh, shit.

That is funny. That is funny. It's funny. It's funny talking about to Mitt Romance. Oh. That shit stupid. Y'all got to be here. Boy.

It's fucking hilarious. Hey, man. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, see in the MVP, with your makeup. Hey, man. This is a little wet, a little wet, a little wet.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Put this bottle here. Oh, shit. Hey, you hear a shower, brunt. Why all these puddles? Oh, man. Oh, shit.

That's a movie, bro. That's a movie, bro. I just see a little white man, right? That's hilarious. That's stupid. Somebody is really doing that, bro. Living in there with the Abbey in here? They have, they be here.

She'd be sending text and shit. I got to stop by that and look at some stuff. Bitch, you've been in here. You ain't got to stop by it. Bitch, I heard the things when I sent back. Okay. Yeah. Airbnb version of truck in the closet.

He's telling them they ain't left yet. Y'all ain't left yet. How do you know? You all got to leave. You are past your, you have to leave. You just here, motherfucker, eating crackers. He's like, you like, you like. He said he saw a little white kid running.

You won't even know I'm here. You won't even know I'm in there. Oh shit. If you hear anything, it just, you know, the house makes some sound. Yeah, that's, that's you. That's stupid. I'm gonna be that, but I'm gonna be mostly in the garage.

You ain't gonna even know I'm in there. They can do that for the right price. That's funny, bro. My fucking be $10 for the whole day? That's a little white bitch. This count? You're gonna be in there, but I'm gonna be cheetah. Niggins will take that.

I got one time when I first went out to LA. With somebody had a back house? Well, the lady was in there, but she was like, I was in the lead, and I was just like, okay? Right. Weird. Like, I had a house before and I thought I had the house.

I pulled up and I seen the big ass house. I got excited and then I talked with Nicole and it didn't work for him. He's like, no, nigga, you're behind me, mom. Go around. He said, you, hey, go back out of the schooled up. It was cool, but I'm not.

Oh, my mama, that shit ain't cool. Y'all be careful. I don't like staying at Airbnb. I feel like I'm on the run. I don't know why, but. You got to stay at a night's at house, my boy. You know what? A hair at an Airbnb field much worse than a hair at a hotel.

Oh, fair. Because I feel like a hotel I can complain that they're going to give me something. But that Airbnb, I'd be like. Now, I ain't ain't gonna lie. They didn't clean my Airbnb up. So when I look behind it, behind the dresser. I see some panty holes.

No, man. I see like three on, though. You see what I'm saying? So I'm the niggins. Me being a nigger. I'm like, I mind my business. I'm not going to touch the pander holes. You dig what I'm saying?

So I'm like, dang, the cleaning people ain't seen in the first time. I know they ain't going to see them the second time. Then you're going to hit me up time. You're dirty. You leaving panty holes. I'm like that. You got a truck of pussy. I got in trouble with a pussy.

I ain't here. This ain't. This ain't. This ain't. You a hot five. But then you're a hot five. I didn't know your cleaning people, I didn't call you about your cleaning people on me. You called me like, I made it go how dirty.

They don't be cleaning you, motherfucker. They'll be cleaning them, bitch. They don't be clean as shit, nigga. I stayed at one Airbnb, I ain't staying nothing more than the motherfucker. I was in one day and found a caper shirt that motherfucker. I was like, what? Capa shirt? This bitch was all the way over.

It was a capa t-shirt. Damn. Yeah, there was some freaking shit going on in that one. I don't want to thinking I had some cap-a-n-nigger. I had to give him. So you a cap-o? I was like, that would have been weird. I didn't know a cap-I'm like, what you're going to?

What the fuck you got a shirt is? He's talking about a nigga that dude is? Damn. He left without it? I was like, 20 degrees outside. I was like, well, I didn't convene this motherfucker. That's fucked up, because you know he got his ass wolf for losing that shirt.

Oh, yeah, he got that hat wolf. Where you're sure that, man. They turn some cans upside down, what he's hat. Hook them with the cane, come in a motherfucker. Have you ever had one of the motherfuckers give you the signal in their hands? They don't think you, thinking you want a guy. No, I'm not one of them.

Mm-mm. Yeah, no, that's shit crazy. That shit like a gang. Man, I'm gonna fuck. Y'all, and you, y'all are the fraternity? Mm-mm. Nah. This is, uh...

This is the fraternity right here. Oh, yeah, Chico is, yeah, alpha. This is the fraternity. Yeah, alpha. Yeah, alpha. And he knows his shit, too. When he'd be seeing him all the niggas, he'd be popping his shit.

Yeah, they'd be like, you're Alfa? He'd be like, yeah, it's a name of a whole type. And I'd be like, that they're crazy. I was like, no, don't talk about you, I got that a nigga. Yeah, them niggas, good. I'm gonna be a cue one time. Good at going to school last niggas. I'm gonna be a cue when I went to school.

Them niggas good at going to school, you gotta have a GPA to get in that shit. No, you know? Yeah, you do? I'm gonna be a cue when I went. Why didn't you? You're a GPA? He took a cue, he told him it's a real shit.

Yeah, but you got that. He was like, man, they spanking niggas. I was like, eh, it was a little too freaky. He was like, they're spanking, you gotta get spanked. I don't say that all Q, you get that, but I'm just saying, that's a particular cue. And they said they were spanking. He was like, hey, buddy, that paddle.

Spank, I was like, you got spank, you got spank? He was like, yeah, they hit me one time. And I was like, you got hit? He was like, yeah, they hit me one time. But never again. Yeah, hell. You got hit my body? You're like, yeah, I got hit.

I can't imagine they keep spanking, you know. Not that you should just springing. Man, you gotta pay a fee and have a GPA, man. Hey, the nigga will dance here. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're eating one time. I'm like, what side? You're like, lip.

I'm like, darn, that's fucked up. They put tickle on size. What side you want it on? You're left for the right. Yeah, anytime you gotta join some shit, they gonna hit you. You gotta get here. That's part of the shit.

You could be a chef. You think the chefs ain't gonna jump you in the damn deep for his. You've got the game plug. You thought you was just going to cater a party, but, Nicky. Hit him with the chicken. Hit him with the chicken. Biggin slam with a lamb and shit.

You remember what this shit? You ain't going to deep freezing meat. Deep freezing meat? What do you got to get stuck in the deep freezer though? Nick, hit with a hole. Then it's a whole aisle. Dion, hit that nigga with the left. I got to go too hard.

It's just a beer chef. Yes, nigger. What the fuck? I'm gonna fuck y'all up and I can see in my hands. Y'all took this nigga to the butcher shop yet? Yeah. That's the cold with that niggins and crazy. Oh, you ain't never made a wedding cake.

Hey, man, help them with the wedding cake, man. You can't do that shit no more. They probably don't know. You can't hate no more. All that anti-bullied, not if they'd be like, spank yourself. Ah. That's funny.

That's funny as that. You spake you! Spank you want to be in? Niggins be faking the gentleman. Spake yourself like you in. Fake those. Oh, that's funny. You gotta tell it.

No more. No more big brother. Oh shit, man, you're like, you ain't hit yourself? Yes, I am. Oh, man, get your bitch ass up, man. You win already, you were saying it after the second hit, nigga. That's hilarious, bro.

That's funny. Boy, that's hilarious. Turn around, man. You already see me spake by you. You want to be a part of you by you? Now, take your shell of cheek. That's hilarious, bro. We ain't gonna hate us for that shit.

Hey, they don't do that no more. We not talk about them. That's something they used to do. Them still do that. They do that. Sprake yourself. Brookie. Oh, shit.

Give me some more hands at the time. This nigga here, man. What's going with you, man? I take the hands sanitize. Oh, shit. My y'all, niggins are dumb, bro. Hey, man. What nigga do we do?

That ain't going, like, to the gray sights and shit. They do like that stupid and shit. We can't speak on it. We ain't in it. Oh, that shit is on that. Let me talk about us regular, niggas. Talk about them. Fuck you're talking about.

They make it seem like we're the out-cad. What, y'all, nigga? Man, shut up. Nick, you got spanked. No. Fuck what for turning I am? Ain't a nigger spiking me, nigger. Fuck you talking about, nigg.

I'm in the game. I would have just told them, I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm going to say I ain't. I bet I rip this shit. Yeah, right in the line. I'm going to walk my head, man. Fuck you talking about it.

Why would you want to? Biggie, it got me fucked up. I know all the chats. We ain't gonna tell me to be quiet in the middle of the chat. The chapter president come down, we heard he didn't spake himself. Excuse me. You didn't go through the proper protocols.

Now if you want to be down, you got one more step. Spank yourself, food. Shit! Hey, man. And what if you went through all that? And that was the last thing. Like, you don't went through everything. They didn't see you on a little punk, punk-hael-old.

Like, you know you go out there and steal out of stoke. They just want to see your loyalty. Oh, I'm going with that. What you want me to do with that powder, my buddy? Huh? Ain't hit. What you said? You want to hit me?

They know how you feel. You're the only one didn't get hit. Then you make it into the shit and they shut it down. Yeah. Nick, they was hitting y'all. Who? Y'all got it? They can't hit motherfuckers no one.

No, they can't do that. No, they can't do that. No, it's really a big hails. Oh, shit, I didn't know that. I thought John. That shit could be serious, serious. Like, before the spanking shit, like, back then, that shit was on some real gangster shit.

Like, I think, like, once two thousand hit shit, they got water down. But like the 80s, 90s, it was real dead. Revenge of the nerd. Like, Dee my pawn, like, these nigg was some real nigg. The school day. The $20,000, my fucking. Big Brother Dean off my team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but we fought with them though, because I went to school, so. It's just fun to see them the niggins that's running to school. I'd be like, he-h-h-h-ha-ha-ha. I'm saying, a lot of you, nigg, they're trying to be cool. Let me get a half or out. I'm like, man, shit your ass.

He got spank. He got a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. And he's a-ha-ha-ha. And you shout airtime. They don't get you 10 grand airtime. Don't get you 10 grand airtime. You get me scared of. Ooh, did a whoop.

Anybody say whooping? No, we fought one of those. Oh, shit, yeah. That ain't going to book us at no schools. Shit, shooting this show called Average Joe for BT. Pop it. Pop it. Let's go.

Paramount Plus. Yeah, definitely. So down here shooting that. And once I'm done with that, I'm gonna sit my ass down for a minute. I'm shooting that shit for some months. So then after that, go tour, go work on some material and then go tour.

So what's your sit down process? Like when you say, ah, I'm gonna sit down. You know, everybody say that, because once we get to get the shit moving. This is when you go to the mid-evocat. Yeah. Yeah. What's your sit-down process, like two, three months?

No, no, I can't sit for two, three months. I can sit for about two weeks. Damn. Sit down for two weeks, and then after that, then I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna get antsy and shit. I'm gonna be like, all right, let me go out. Let me go, let me go through something. I'm thinking I'm gonna sit down.

Go out, let me go see what's happening. Let me go live, yeah, go around and do some shit or whatever, yeah, so yeah, that's my process. That's what I'm doing. I'm gonna go sit down for two weeks, and then I'm gonna just start venturing out, going places, doing shit, you know.

So when you say I'm coming off tour is because you have the TV shows and everything else that's taking up time from you not being on the road every weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't. Like I can't at all. Like right now, like I said, the show is like number one priority. Right.

Getting this out there and, you know, it's a show where people ain't seen me in this, people ain't seen me like this, you know? So I've really been like, focus and focusing, where I put stand up aside for a minute where I can focus on this because it's a way different departure than

anybody ever seen me before, you know. When we was doing the harder they fall, that was like, I guess, an introduction to people seeing me being serious. Oh, man. You did just shit? Yeah, that's true. You did that. That's your smooth. And it's fun to see

because we got trouble in. Hey, at least, oh, you're in action. That they were going crazy. When we got to see a motherfucker is, hey, I'm like, oh, you know, Yeah, yeah, we get a little. Yeah, we get a little. Yeah, he did that, you did that, you did that.

Yeah, so after that, I think people was like, yo, I think he can, he can pull this off. So hopefully when people see it, they, you know, see this shit. It's like, it's on some ill-ass gangster shit. I can't wait. Yeah, so. Okay. How did you get the old spice commercial?

And then not only get the old Spice commercial, they love your ad, dude. You tell you, they love it. It's a new skit, Eric. I'm like, ooh. The old Spice Man in this bitch. They took the half-washed nigga out. They said, fuck that shit.

Put the curly head, motherfucker. And Eric! The nigger over that with the horse like. That's what about. You know, that used to be the first spice, nigger. We need death for our partnership with the horse. How did they come about? The horse.

He tried to go on the road with the horse. It's me, but he ain't had the horse on the horse on there. It's me, but he ain't had the horse on them. Nobody who's your man. Now look at me, now look at you, man, now look at the names. You know what that? Hell no, who would you? So how did that come about?

So me being, so me being on Conan, I used to all these like quirky characters. Then I was on this show called Angie Tribeca, where we did John, when we used to do all these weird shits that we used to do on that. And then on Blackish, I played this character who was kind of weird too, like,

Charlie and shit on Blackish. And so they was like, we're looking for like, you know, everyday dude, you know. Because the first thing I said, I was like, I ain't got no muscles and shit, niggas. I ain't getting on the horses and shit. I was like, I didn't even shake for the horse. So they was like, no, no, we're just looking for

an everyday kind of guy, whatever. And I was like, okay, cool. So they kept talking to me. And then one day they was like, man, they seemed me a ticket, told me to go to Portugal. I went over there, shot some shit. And then the next thing I know there's like, yeah, this is great.

We're gonna make you the ambassador. That sounds like a dream, yeah. The crazy part about it is, I almost bought some old spice today. Yeah. I was in CVS, I walked past. I was like, nigger, go ahead.

You get a nigger. Oh, I worked again. I never worked for old time savings. Shit still, she's been like, what I was eating? Shit, let. Now, that's beautiful, though, just to see you keep real carrying enough. I'm gonna buy something just because of you. Yeah, I appreciate it, man.

Yeah, about your shit. But they didn't have your shit in the regular shit. Yeah, yeah. They had the old old. Yeah, they had the old, like, no, real. The old shit. With the blue shit on that moment. That they got some real commercials,

niggas, explain they so why they didn't get old Spice. Yeah, that was the first, that was the first colonel. Boy, you're even a real bottle of that. Oh, oh, Spice, the first thing you're going to hear is put that down, boy. It was for whatever. That's what we said. You want to know what we said on the rest of this video?

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