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This is fucking Adam Murphy. He's been being nothing bullshit. That's amazing. They just let you go, didn't it? Yeah. Like, they did like, do your thing. Yeah, you meant, you made Eddie Lernerner. You met Eddie Murphy, though.

I met him. He, he, he, he was on the fish. He, he, he was on the real celebrity where, like, if you were to walk up on him, you were probably scared him. But he's a real nigga, though. He only unleashed that around niggas. He trusts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, how you doing? Yeah. I really don't fuck this, nigga. I'm like, oh, shit, dad is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got to know you like that in order for him to.

For sure. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I caught, like, three minutes of every time. I got it about on. He was like, oh, he relaxed. I got him. Yeah, yeah.

Charlie Murphy is a real nigga like that. Yeah, everybody said Charlie was doing. Charlie was good. That was a nigga, yeah. That's like Tony Rock with Chris Rock. Tony is the nigga, Nicky. Hey, Tony is the nigga. Hey, Tony is the nigga.

The Rock, really way fun of you. That nigga is wild. That nigga is a... Go out with that nigga. And you would be like, my nigga. He's, didn't you just do two shows? How the fuck are you still... Man, that nigga came to my shit after they did their shit in D.C.

It was like, we're going out tonight. I'm like, how I bet. We went to four damn clubs, my niggas. Don't never go out with Tony Rock. Nigger, I'm talking about we go into some shit. It ain't look like a club. The window was, it was like a cracked window, like a cracked window. Like a cracked door.

You know all the spot. What the fuck is it? They opened that shit up. Nigger, they opened up a mirror. We walked into a fucking speak easy with bitches and niggas making flaming cocktails. I said, man, how the fuck this nigga know this shit? We was in that bitch for a round, had drinks. One of the two little little little bitches came with us.

We went to the next spot. Other little cool, spanky spot. The next spot we go to this club club, like bottles and shit. Then the next spot we go to a ratchet-ass spot. I was like, I got to go. Oh, nigga. He hounder wouldn't living. No, sir.

I got to go home. What I'm going to cry there, man. Huh? What's up? That's your son. That's your son. Woke up. That nigh in the bed.

I jumped up. This ain't your goddamn son. That little run, we already had a run, but when he came back out, you started, really? We had to turn him off around like this. Okay. What up, boy?

You think your dad a good dad? You're frank. You got Rocco on your iPod? You got a gap like your daddy? Oh yeah, you got a brace. He came to get a gap too, man. Yeah, that's right. Hey, man.

That nigga had the streets. Fuck. Oh. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. This is why that nigga fuck with Future so hard. It's like a Wayne-stamp drink. When Rocco stamped Future, it was nothing else to be done.

Show wouldn't. You ain't got to prove nothing, what? He just stamped you. He's the wood. He said, we'll fuck with whatever you drop. He's the wood. I remember my nigga past me a future one thousand minutes. I'm like, who the fucking future?

I don't listen to that shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I'll talk, that Rock. He had him, because he had us fucking with him from the Rocco's shit. But then that racks on racks. And that one didn't have. And that one didn't end up.

And we're all the way I see it. That one. What? I see that nigga all the time. You know a nigga tried to do comedy. Give me my blood. What? Why I see him try to do it.

Oh, no, Bill. I was hosting scores on the East Saturday, right? We used to do a little roasted session at the end. That nigga came through one night and snipe. All the comedian. Taw their ass up. What I said? Nick were good.

Nigg was funny as fuck. Yeah. What y'all was at? That was the craziest shit ever. Because like this was years before Rex on Rex. Yeah, we ain't, I ain't even know the nigga rap. Oh, so he, this is, he really want to do comedy. He used to come up there every week just to heckle and fuck with me.

Yeah. For real? That's crazy. Mm-hmm. I never knew that. Hey. I thought it was after red to a rat. No.

That'd be crazy, nigga. You're doing the wrong thing. You better be pushing that single, nigga. Listen, bro. Why he stopped rapping, though, I don't know. Why? Because the resume, resin, wracking. That's shit.

Hell none. He still could have did the same. He stopped rapping. Nigger, nigger, ain't right him another hit. So I didn't know if he's rolling the song. Yeah, yeah. Everybody thought it was... Well, I'm sure if you wrote that game there.

I knew. Yeah. Yeah. What? What? Everybody's fucking with future cut rock old nigg. And that nigga future will... Don't care.

They would ride him. That nigga was signed to everybody, though. Or was shouting out of everybody. A nigga friend, yeah. Nika, black, black amigo gang, free band. But see, he rolled a wave that were popping those, and the niggins were doing that bank job. So, niggins were thinking like, oh, this is the nigh

who ain't with the niggins that do right jug. That's all he talked about. Free band. Free band. I don't want some free band game. For sure. Damn, you never had no free man. Nah, for sure.

He was like, he never had no free man. No, no. That's worth me. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. He never had no free. Supreme ones? Yeah, no.

Those niggins. Man. Know somebody in the bank, you're good. Let me tell you something. Yeah, I'm gonna break you down too. When I was fucked up, seeing a nigga with like $10, $15,000. That shit of demand. You thought they were rich, rich.

I thought they were. I'm going. I'm like, y'all did that shit three, four times? I seen a nigga with $70. Say it up by $50.60. Really? I couldn't figure it out. That's what bite like a kid.

Yeah, that was the first, the first large amount I seen, 75s. The first time I ever won the... I haven't been in many trap spot, but I remember one trap spot, I said so much, I literally just stood still. Like, I ain't even doing that. I felt like a nigga would notice me

if I would have did something. I was just like, it's too much going on. Don't you move? That's a lot of shit for that table. God damn. We never going... Are we recording? Yeah.

Don't say it. We are? Don't say it. Don't say it. I remind me tell you after. You're going to forget. You can get everybody drunk. What happened? That first time I see some shit, it was an artist,

because I knew his little brother. Where? We went to pick up that shit in the studio. My other partner was trying to grab something, I was like, oh, nigga, I got to get out of you. Oh, they're going to do it with the rap box. He was coming in like, rap zip. I'm like, I know this nigga, I know this duffabay.

I was like, there's got to be 20. This has got to be all 20. That's hundreds. This is my first time seen the brick. I don't heard about them, but I ain't never seen now. I don't see ounces. I said, that ain't just one brick. That's a few of them in that one big brick.

You know the song, too. That's a big-haired brick. That's a big-haired brick. That's a goddamn. Boy, that's a hell of that. I got to stand still. I can't even let them n'n't know I just know that big-haired brick. Ain't know them.

I got you, I got to get around this shit before. No, you ain't. But because I ain't. I was looking at this shit like this. Just like in the movies. Hey, I was like in here. Oh, boy, that's a lot of cocaine. Mm-hmm.

It's okay. It's a bit weird for looking at it. A lot of thing. You told me y'all had to go. I said, thank you. Thank you. That's right. I know that right.

I'm too young. This shit is dangerous. I smell it. Yeah, I know. I smell it from over there. Man, we had to wait so long, bro, because my home bar was getting such small shit and Nick was coming.

Nick was like, hey man, you need your friend. I got front. He's like, you're like, you're selling this? I'm like, yes. He's like, look, you're making my trap house. How much you got you? Yeah, man. You came to get a ball.

He came to get a bomb like, seven, three, five. He's like, dink you smoking these, bitch? I'm like, I'm sickening. Are you selling? I'm like, I'm settling. I'm like, oh, hell now. How were you in middle of man? No.

I just had to start from somewhere. That where you started? Oh, you were just buying them one at a time? I was starting to three five. I said, busting them down. Busting them down, making $15 off even one. Damn, you're real poor hustle. Yes, indeed.

That's why I sit there looking at the nink of the nink's face and you don't want no money for real. How long you did it? I need that part, buy it. By the month and a half, then he realized... What you were doing? I was doing something. Then he was like, huh.

Then he was like, huh. Then I had hung and I had hung. He became the guy. Then I was honed. Okay. You know what I'm saying? One thing about that shit, you can make that 15 off of it. Listen.

You're not doing it. Weed gonna fuck you up if you smoke weed. Man, if you smoke, you're gonna smoke your whole bun. My nigg. You're going to sweat somebody stole from him. You're like, man. My nigg.

You don't smoke them. Four sacks. Somebody that stole four sacks. You smoked it. You know what, though? Yes. No. The shake off a pound of mid

can change the nigga life. You can. And you find the shape, man? Man. You find this nigga bought a shake off of... Man, we had to be a shake off... Five pounds or something shit. I'm like, we had that...

We had that... We had a big... We had one of those cheats and a shawl bag. It was a white... Me and this nigga didn't even... We didn't even split it up. We just take turns taking the bag home. Right.

Get you something out. And I'd be like, you got it. It's like it's bombards. We just keep it down. You know what's crazy? Even when the bag got low, we never switched bags. You just tagged your motherfucker?

Hey, man, that's something the dumb shit. When I first found the shake, man, I thought he was sending me to rap before. No. They were like, look, so look, let me put you up on game, little, hom. He said, now I know you want the bug, but you can get in the shape.

And I'm like, what that is? He's like, they're the end of the bag. I'm like, with the end of the bag, she looked like the front of the bag. Nope. Yeah, the bottom button, it ain't gonna be high. And it's like you would get bugged, but it's the same thing for it.

Now, you really was on your shit, if you go through that shit and pick the little sticks up. Yeah, that's me. Separate that. Only thing about that shake. Y'all waking up every morning, sacking my weed or

nigga, my mama, I'm staying asleep. I'm dying to break your sticks now, see-style, now you can say, man, my shit ain't got no sleep. My shit ain't got no sleep. I went. You didn't, you know what that do. You know what that take it from mid.

We sold that first time. When I stole my... That was popcorn. Did they make you feel like, oh yeah? A-Z, it's Arizona. Hell no. See, I was buying Knicks at a time where... I'm gonna tell you what introduced me to sending weed.

This one I became a drug dealer on my own when I'm like, nobody gonna make you a drug dealer. I could take this right here and turn this into a pile. Nah. Yes, I can. Stay consistent. Somebody want to smoke this. I'll put this all in one bag.

That's a blood. That's a blood. That's a $7. Somebody give me $10 and then I go buy $10. And then I go buy a $10 cent, and then I break that bet down. And before you know it, I got to sell off the way. You can't trick no, nigga, and tell me that. No, he's going to buy that.

No, this what you do. No, he's going to buy this. He's going to buy this. Yeah, he's going to. But what you do with the money is how you get more money. How much you feel to get it? It don't matter. It's going to put me in a better position.

I get that. But you ain't feeling about. You ain't get nothing. It's a nigger. But he didn't pay nothing for that. That's fine too. It's a $10 bag. That's fine too.

Another $10 bag. Break that down. Every time the niggas leave some weed, this niggas scraping up to that nigga. Oh, you're going to get up to her. I'm going to scrape it. If there's a wheel, there's a way. A nigger said I can't, because you ain't no hustler.

You can't hustle. Because a real true hustler. That's going to be a long time to get that price. No one. Rest the beat my nigga Chuck. That's how Chuck was, why that nigga is going to be digging. You're going to be digging. You're going to be digging.

I told myself. You're going to get myself in the mirror. I'm saying, bro, if you don't get no money, you ain't going to never meet no money. It really ain't, though. It ain't crazy, but you ain't fin the scrum up no scrum to get no pound. You can hook up on a pound. I get that.

I'm saying from this. We're talking about from this. Yes. How long are you going to take it to get this to a pound? How long are you going to take it to get that? No, no, don't get me wrong. My price is going to be some time. My operation.

There's going to be some time. My operation of working, it took me two years to get my time. But get what I did in two years. I bought them. Two car. You've had to because what happened to the first one? It was a, it was a, it was a, it was a little. I ain't know nothing about it.

You know how when you in the street moved to fay, bought a car that don't need move. You just, that big crank-up. You're like, I'm like, hey. This is the type of hustling that thrive off of when people sitting around like, who got some weed? Who got some of it? See, it ain't like you're at home.

Right. You ain't on. You're just, you're hustling. You're in this weed. Bless the air time you make that weed shit. The key is not to know the nigger with the weed. Right. Because he's going, it's going to be a time where you can't

reach that nigga. That niggas not going to answer his fault. He's going to stop. He cut off at 11, whatever the fuck. You got to know somebody that smoked weed. You got to be accessible. Who got it? Yeah. Or who going to know where I can get some? He won't. He wanted. He wanted. I'm already right here.

That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to stop you from doing you don't got to go down the street. I'm a guy. I'm a nigga that had the weed and the blunts. You ain't got to go to the stove. Lay in the bed, nigg. I bring everything you need. Nigel, juice. And really you need to charge them on.

You're taking out of the risk. What? You know what? It's about that time, man. I'm out of the jury, and then it is this. Now, let me tell you, listen, I look myself in the mirror, I said, bro, if I don't get no money, I ain't gonna never make no money. Ain't nobody gonna come get me no money?

Yeah, nah, ain't. Ain't nobody fin to drop nothing off on me. Now you're talking to shit. I'm gonna make some money. Nah, that's right. Start over what you said now. The mentality is everything. You said what?

I said. Ain't nobody fin to come bring you no money. Nobody going to bring me no money. And ain't nobody from to give you. Ain't nobody from giving you nobody. I joined Whitfield for make some money. That's right. Mentality.

You got to have a mentality. Make it. She said, wait. She didn't know out for the app or something. I said, I ain't even had it. I was like, man. When I knew, I said, you took an old niggie to be asking a mama for the money, me.

Right. You're one of them niggins, asking mama for money ass me. You're a lame man. Lame ass, nigger. Used to be cool, but you had to be cool, but you asking mom for money for money and nigga. That's crazy. Hey, ma.

Not even 40. Dude, what you gonna do to do the 20? A grown-in-a-n-knit. Don't get a hot-cut. You're gonna go get a hat-cut. Not eating that, you're gonna smoke it. Yeah, I don't know. Bullshit, you're gonna spend it.

You're gonna smoke it. You've been to drink it off. Get some fucking with the bag. But this is, man. But this is the science behind the shit, though. When you go from not having some shit until you, like, start coming in contact with the money, the first little money you get, you go fuck it up.

Well, see, it ain't even really about the money because it's about the money. It's about finding your hustle. And nobody-in-in-lawful. Now, no, when you find the hustle. The money part, you ain't worry about no more because you're like, I know how to get a money because I got a fool-in-assful. And it's what you want to.

You got a million-hook. You got to know what you want too. I didn't want that. But if you're just hustling for clothes and tinsue, they're going to go ahead. You're going to do it right. Yeah, you're going to do it right. It's your hustle.

Yeah, yeah. The dollar going to come. You got to find a hustle. There a lot of nigg is buying to the lifestyle. If you hustling then, it's like, why would you go fuck up some money if you were usher. Yeah, you ain't hustling no more. Now you're just selling drill.

You're trying to fucking hold. You're trying to be selling drugs. You're fucking up the family name. You're trying to look, dude. You're round around. You're trying to get out. You're trying to get out. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I do it, dude. Yep. Yeah, sure will. What? Get your ass. And that niggas don't want to be dirty to get shy.

Mm. Get your ass down there and do some work. Get some dust on your ass, nigg. Not too easy now. That's over. You want to be fresh. It's over. You see her crack?

You do crack. That's the OG way. That's what keep you up by our days. That's gone. That's dumb. That's dumb. You can get cold with some crack. You be like, I got a truck.

Hey, man. Get your little pissy ass out of here. Yeah, nigs ain't doing that anymore, though. Them damn, I love you. You never know who goddamn sell drugs. Yeah, so what. Yeah. I don't want to know.

I don't want to know. I don't know. I'm not in the streets. I'm so far out of the streets. Shit, the niggies that look like their cell drugs don't be nowhere near it. Exactly. Exactly.

I didn't know. I didn't know where in the streets. No, I knew you. Oh, that nigga, nobody. But I got my husband for the street. You got a mentality. No, you see me on the side. That's good.

You gotta go through it. That shit helped out a lot. I don't give a fuck. What it is, bitch. You know what the brink of law? You know what the brink of law? What's the brink? You work best with whatever's in reach.

What's that? It don't matter what's it. This is what we got? This is what we go on you. This is it. Not for sure. This is what we go by. Where what you got?

You're what you got. Listen. That's right. I'm not doing nothing street. I don't play NBA Street. I did when I was the kid. I mean, I'd be manned them. NFL Street, too.

In the NFL Street, too. What was the game? I don't give a down with the back yard football, go crazy. I beat the old game. Wait, did I get the game break? Remember the game breaker? You get that fucking shit, you go crazy. You remember the nigga to the pro?

What the what, Dr. Jay? You look like it. You look like it. Yeah, I'm fucking right. What you said? Look like her. No cap. Oh yeah.

Let the motherfucker walk. The little marian. You like your barber wanted to do. Don't get a damn grass. They're glad. Who. Right there, yeah. Watch out.

Don't let him get you. Huh? Don't let him get you. Don't let him. He got the, um, he got the, um, what's the OG, what's the OG, nigger the Booker T? It ain't Book of T. It isn't.

Oh. Pregard Juggler. Yeah. Pregard Jagger, look in there. Man, it didn't work. He looked like the sim. You look like the Simmons stick from the Applejack bar. Ugly and you're fucking.

You're fucking talking, nah. I know who you is. I ain't, man. I ain't, man. I ain't, man. You're on my pinky. And you were with me? No, man.

Yes, you're up. They got nine o'clock and five o'clock shadow. Eggland, war. Four that. For that. Nine to five, chin. Yeah! Fuck your spider-looking ass.

Don't let him get you. Fuck you, you dick, a cigarette-looking ad, dick. You don't like a black, he's like a black in my, ugly, man. You had a call when you in the school there. You had the call when you in the school there. I had a scar to a grade, yeah. You left for friends.

You left in the park. You left in the park. I got it for you. Then a band, don't nobody. Stop me, I played them football. You didn't talk. Group fan, dude. You played a grub fan, niggins.

You played in the band. Get your group fans song. Ughlads. I don't get out. I don't get out. We don't respect your bad. We didn't respect. No band, niggas.

Fuck you're talking about. We don't respect. No band niggas. Hey, you were watching me. What you did? When I was going to text down, you were like, my buddy is. My buddy is.

My buddy is, my buddy is. My buddy is. I'm going crazy. Google me. Google me. Google me. I went to college. Stop playing on me.

Play that more head. I went to college, though. Where you went to? Jordan State and motherfuckabble hair. Don't know that. Move with me. Don't know. Hey, let's do street shit.

Bet some money. I guarantee you. I'm going to do $1,000. What you played? A thousand right now. What's in? How long? Two years?

How long? I mean, shit. I mean, shit. I mean, shit, I played. It don't matter. I ain't made it. I don't get a trial. No, yeah.

I played in a high school. Hey, man. You ain't a job. You ain't a game. Ain't fuck that. No, fuck that. No, fuck that. No, fuck that.

Let me talk about that shit. Let me talk about shit. That nigga ain't. That nigga ain't. That ain't even do shit at the field day. Right now. Let me see your stats, nigger. I saw you highlight too.

All right. Let me see that. Yeah, that nigga on YouTube. You're gonna see me? You too? Yeah, you were playing the draw. When you went to? I definitely played the draw.

You were playing the draw. Who keep laughing though? You were... Everybody, Nick. What? What? Everybody. He'd be thinking that nobody do shit in life.

He'll brr for me, nigga. That's your new name. That's what I see you. That's when I see you. Every time I see you, I'm gonna brr-nick. Niggia, they always came to see me. I'm gonna say, what are? And then I'm gonna say, KKKKK.

Nah, Nick. I know, I be a gay, man. Who? You, Nick. You crazy? No, like that. Ain't nobody. Never.

You know I play a ball. You know I play a ball. You know I'm gonna be your boy. You just gonna play. You're talking that you to go to gov you, he got on Facebook. You fuck, no. You too. He said Google, you're on YouTube.

He said Google, you're on YouTube. I'm gonna tell you. Digit Bay, highlight. Highlight take. They put it in low light. Mm-hmm. That me at Moorhead. But I'm gonna show you with the more head too?

Yeah, I thought you went to Georgia State. I didn't two years I'm more ahead, I turned from Georgia State. Why do you keep doing this? Why do you go to a bigger country? I want to go to a bigger country. I want to go. I want to go, school, scoombs.

My grade would fold up a little bit. I was going to see. They were your shirt was fucked up. I know they were fucked up. I know they were fucked up. I see you. I see you. I see you.

That's why you don't respond to comments. You can't spell word for fuck. That's me, bro. Hey, like, score a touchdown. I saw it. I saw it. And every time I score, go to band do. What's going crazy.

You see them chillies? Oh, there you go, right though. He ain't even want to watch your highlight tape. That's me, bro. That's me, bro. 2010. You ought to go redo it and put some drums behind that bitch. Just be paid.

I go back there and put a hole in K-KKKK. Yeah. Hey, kak, kak, k. I'm a nigga in their band, too. That's me, bro. I see you, my boy. That ain't nobody at the game. Oh, fuck that.

Fuck that. We got in the country. They said, I know hot dogs in this bitch. Yeah. We've been in the country. We've been in the country, bro. Come out in the country, boy. Ain't a guy.

The guy's in the country, boy. The butt guy's in the hole. The shoe's in the old. Ah, lame man, nink. Tell that nigg, jor. How did the shoe wore, Joe. That shit would like that one. You were dying at two, Judge?

He played ball too. What happened? Both y'all, nigger. He ain't talking about. This nigga act like life don't happen. I'm good. Nah, I ain't gonna lie, you got talent, nigga. Yeah, you see, that's a long highlight tape.

That means did a lot of shit. That wasn't in all my play. Like, I was trying to go to school. I was just trying to go to school then. I ain't even have all of them. For what? Why was you trying to go to school? Shit, they were my way out.

They were my way out. You know you weren't going to do this. They want to do the work? Not coming from a nigger who got a highlight and I ain't going to care. Now you're doing your shit. That was my way to go to school. Oh, okay. But with them folk.

I wouldn't go to school for nothing else. You couldn't stay in that bit? So you were just going for football? You were just going for football. That's how I went to school football. That's what I'm saying. But that's what I'm saying though. I thought I was going to the NFL.

Why you stop? You got politics? You got who? Politics. Yeah. Politics. They chew who they want to do? Keep on, keep on going.

Keep on going. They choose their person, because they feel like this person. You could have been, like, a field year of senior. Yeah, real, me. Shit, now you can go down there eight years. These motherfuck. And you can get a check? The NIL deal, if they would have it back then.

Oh, so, I can. I want to have that money. You can go back and get the NIL deal. I ain't get none of that money. No saying you can go back. Nick, I played anything to get the NIL deal. Your money said, I go back to school, getting $3 million to check right quick for the year. And you can shoot it.

Shoot the process, ain't it? I feel for your senior. And call it fill your senior. Go and show out there one leg of show that bitch out. Hold on, I got to get producer credit the name. You just said, all that ain't shit. I just credit the whole movie for the nigga. Come on now.

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I can't wait. Who? For another year to do it. In the four months? They got a quarter now. Travel months. They didn't have that shit back in the day. Four months.

That shit's serious. Should do it. He called him a sound piece. Because what did you call it back in the day, buddy for FSU, he was like 28 and he was a quarterback. I don't, I don't fucking need. Because he went to the E. No, he came back because he never went to school. He can't beat 32 out of the kid at my team.

They came back. They're doing commercials now. A grown nigga that could come back and still got it. Man, they ought to let you play football long as you go to college, man. Fuck the dumb shit. Hey, man, you come. Long as you go to college, you should get to play football. Fuck all these rules.

They make it shit too complicated. If you go to school, if you go to the NFL, please. But let me stay a half in this goddamn. You know what I'm saying? This goddamn NCAA. Yeah, fuck that people. Don't get me an NIA idea. You got shit.

Man, we've got to introduce the guest. Fuck football right now. He don't need no introduction. Oh, well, he played football. He in here. My boss. These guys was watching football earlier. I don't know how to fuck football came up.

He ain't got. Cud, the nigga said he was fine and I want to see. Oh. He didn't been to sit here and say you with the best in my face. Why not? Who is you? Got to show me. I showed them to.

I didn't tell you now. Hey, man, he got to introduce him no long shit. You know who's fucking his name. One of the co-dest niggins in the county. Come on. This bitch, come on. My bros, man. And I'm with my bros, I'm with my dogs.

I'm with my dogs, man. I'm with my dogs, baby. Yes, sir, my brother. And you still made it to the NFL. And I'm working with him. That's what I'm saying. That's the beauty of, though. You're gonna get half.

I'm already hot, y'all didn't. This weed ain't got no contact. What we do? What we do? I had to take, really. I had fucked around damn-knit cut my thumb on. I'd hate you do that? I'd fucking around with the fuck around, man.

Just on some gangster shit, fucking around. I had the same a bitch of life. Uh-huh. They cut you? Yeah, nah, nah, hell no. No shit like that. I was fucking with a night that was too goddamn sharp

and I ain't even know I cut myself to the shit. You know how to you didn't think I did shit. Then the shit started bleeding. I was like, oh shit. I had to go. You're going to slice your shit up? You know the knife too, sharp

because it take a minute to bleed. Oh, fuck. You don't know what about you have? out of what? Yeah, it's fucking me up. I'm back, though. I'm back. Yeah, sir.

Shit happens, man. That's life. Y'all been killing it. You've been killing it. You're going crazy, Nick. Yes, sir. You go a motherfucker. NCW.

What? Did you get nominated? N-C-W-A-C-P? I did. They didn't pick me though, but no. No, just to be nominated. No, shit, very, everybody. Come on with somebody.

Come on, somebody. Show for sure. Yeah, I did. They was going to nominate us for something, but I'd be smoking on him. They don't like that shit. I didn't get it to nominate it. Come on. Yeah.

Yeah. Who beat you? Uh, and when I found out of going, I was like, yeah, that's beautiful. Tap the Brown. Okay. You can't get, man. You can't be Tab to Brown, bro. You can't.

Hey, honestly, I would have been mad at you if you were the one over Tab the Brown. That lady makes me heaven, man. Yeah. You know what it is? A win is the win. You step on that. Hello, Dad.

Hey, my beautiful babies. No, when she looked at the camera and say, because that's your business. I'd be like, talking your shit, Tabitha Brown. She was cooking her full. Something like, something like that. What those things? Something like that.

I love Tabitha Brown. You won because you were supposed to, baby. Nah, for sure, for sure. She did that. She's so sweet. See that motherfucker. Rock. I'm high for sure.

I'm most damn for a guy. That bit did not get out. What's wrong? I know. I'm talking with that bit die for three minutes. You high? I'm not. You're going to fuck the interview up.

Uh-uh. You were supposed to. come on here and give us some life-changing knowledge and shit, you're gonna be hot. I'm high-haired. You ain't hot. You're gonna be smoking. I'm gonna be smoking.

I'm sick at high. I mean, I still, that shit. What you're doing? What you're talking about? Dr. He got to, uh. I can't do it. I can't do it. I don't think.

Yeah, I swear I was drunk about too many. I believe. Well, that big win. Ooh, man, I felt it. When you drunk, what do you feel like? I feel good. No, that shit. I get hot.

I was like, oh. I don't try to get drunk, though. I just, like, get a bus and just be cool. Drunk to me is, like, I'd be drunk, but I'm not. Drunk to me is like when you're, like, out of control and shit. Like, when you're not out of control, motherfucker, you can get drunk as hell. You're going to feel, one, you're going to feel more relaxed. You're going to be talking shit.

You feel a little woozy. If you're too drunk, if you're out of control drunk, when you sit down, the room going to start spending. Whenever you've got to go to God, that's why you get too drunk. Yeah. Whenever you've got to pray and say, God, please. I didn't ask for this. It would have been that hot for. Well, yeah, Mr. Schenomack.

Yeah, you gotta eat that alone. That's the drunk. No, but the Mamosa at me, I haven't got hot for a minute. I ain't telling nobody out with it. I was just, I was just, grandpa, mimosas. Hey, hey, hey, we was at the brunt spot. I was like, okay, what is this is? But I was talking to people about the Mamoso.

I'm like, I don't need them. That's something bad. That's a kid. I'm like, they look good. It looked like juice a little bit. Sneaky. Yeah, they got strawberries in them. And the orange juice, I think, would spike it up.

I mean, that orange was just going... I really ain't trying to blame something. You got drunk all... I got a fuck, look. The one of the six. Don't know I was over that slug. I was like, so, look, what the head? What the head?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And she was on my head. Oh, yeah. I was taking shit out. I'm like, hey, that's why them... That's why them brush people different, bro.

You got up early started drinking. Where did you start drinking, bud? You just walked wrong. I just walked up. I just walked up a crick. I just walked up a drink. I'm sorry. No.

Where you went to Brunton, Houston? Yeah, what the fuck we was at? God damn. Hell, nah. What the hell we just had at my last show? I think it was, uh, Alabama. It was in Birmingham. They got a night little spot.

Night little, little breakfast, brush, but shit. He ain't black on. Yeah, I'd be doing too much for me if I ain't, like, I feel, I'd be cranky a bit if I don't eat. Yeah, I'm gonna stop dancing by my food. Like, hey. I gotta eat. Move, that.

I'm a old nigga. I got to eat by lemmy thing. When you become old nigg? I didn't do it. Bro, you were on some bullshit. He was not an old nigga. He's got an old soul. He's been like, listen.

I ain't not been to sit at like I'm trying to fuck that bullshit. He got the old soul. Nine years away from 40. Listen, yeah. That ain't old, nigger. That's how I'm thinking. He can smell it. Listen, right now.

He's like, smell it. He's going to tell me the other night. I'm 6 hundred years old. Now he's an old nigga. You're saying, I'm like 80. Why don't you ain't? Hey, no, every time I see. You remind me, you remind me a Dick Gregory

though, every time I see. You like the Dick Gregory to us. I told that niggins. I'm throwing a fucking. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Catch this thing on the rent. You were like, ooh, that was in your soul, what it? You've been one to tell him, I'm mad. He ain't that old to be the Dick Gregory, but I get the kick of the shit. That's what you're saying. I got you.

He just don't give a fuck. He just don't care. He just, you know, say what you want to say. What I mean? I know it. That's one thing I learned from you, too. I remember you told me, stop giving the fuck. I tweeted something on Twitter.

That nigga tweeted me back. Stop giving the fuck, man. You give a fuck to it. I forgot what I tweeted. It was some bullshit. I should never respond to some shit. He got on me and bought some shit. We do get irritated.

So you know, I got to say something. You know, I got to say something. You know, I see some bullshit on the line. Just act like you think too busy to see it. I don't see it. I was going to respond to these bitchhead, nigger, but I was working on this movie script ideal that I ain't thought about you.

You gotta start using replacements for some of this shit, nigga. You technically did it, but you just finested it. Brian, I'd be like, I don't even respond to I can click on your shit. First of all, if you're page private, I feel like you're the Russians anyway. But then if I go to your page

and I see you doing bad in life, not this year. I'm going all the way back. Like 20, 19. I'm 13. I go all the way back to your first picture. I'm that panted. Because I want to know how long you've been fucked up. Because then that

will get me a better understanding of why you feel so much hate. Like damn, nigga, if I've been granted for five years, I'm a grown-ass man now and you just and you still got the motherfucking Burlington Coat Factory and Timbs.

Fingle. The Fingle. The Finglea. I didn't know the difference. The single plot. But I'm sad. One little level of ground bottom, you ain't got the doubles. That's sad. That's sad.

That's sad. And you go to the niggins and you don't see no cup. You had the same car air picture. Yeah, that's sad. That'll make a niggins say something fucked up. Yeah, yeah, that's sad. They had to bring the single team. Yeah, that's fucked up.

We used to call them the butt-nackets. Yeah. Because I was a butt-nigin-knack. They didn't have a little brown little thing right there. It was just one little bunk on it. They didn't have a double one. It was cheaper than what I know this.

So I said. Everybody at the time, they don't get them. They don't sell. Now, I know they're doing the singles. Butt-Nneckis. He probably had some timber ridges or something shit. Just called the buttnacket. I had the what you called in the Eastlands?

The Mountain, they had the Three Mountains. That one was kind of all right for a little time period, I feel like. The Eastlands? Down here. No, not down here. You get you by. I had some Easton for the Winter ones.

I was for the Eastlands. Yeah. Not where I have, nope. They were on your ass. The ACG boots are a thing, too, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What happened to them little plastic monfogethers?

They were cool, and then they were like, something about them. I think they just stopped putting, they stopped putting gloss on them or something. What are you talking about? The ACG boots? Oh, yeah, yeah. You know them bitch was they were affordable, 7 to4. They made you tall, too. Yes, they did.

What about the Nike book? The black one. That's ACG. Yeah. Uh-uh, ooh, ooh. I had the other ones. Just in case. Just in case.

That's the other. He didn't know the fuck. Stop talking to that thing. No. I don't like it. You told you he fucked up, bro. So you had to do shit. I'm saying my business would say that.

He was talking about the other ones. This thing is crazy, though. I'm talking about the shiny ones, brad. The plasticine, not the leather ones. They had, don't the ladles. The shiny ones. The one. The leather ones, they got some plastic ones.

They're like sitting there for them. These are doing the polo boots. You get away with them. About 120 or something like that. Depending on which one you got. Now, don't get the ankle cut. You got to get the ankle cut. You can't get the ankle cut.

Guess which ones I had? I had the ankle cut. I had the ankle cut. Yeah, the mouthful. Did you go out? Yeah. What's your head, bro? I had the ankle.

What's your head, bro? I had the ankle. Man, let's beat the point of wood. You just killed the pants over the top. Always went for the better prank. That's hilarious. That's fucking hilarious. Exposed, bro.

That's fucking hilarious. Tried to wear them with the shorts one, man. I was tripping. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's right. That way, when I got my center in the real life. That's crazy up, niggas.

You win. You deserve it. No, because my outfit's never matched. My cool. What? My outfits didn't match my cool. Like I was cool enough for you to not really be concerned about my outfit, but if I don't hurry up, you're going to be like, you know, I fuck with you, but you're done.

You ain't wearing shit. What you got on, man? What the fuck you got on, man? Come on, man. I'm like, what? They're like, nigger, no. You got to do something. That's crazy.

You're talking the most shit. That's what you're saying. No, no, no, I'm not ever talking about people. I always had to defend myself, but I'm chilling. I'm just lying. Okay, so you were getting there. So niggas would hit you. You wouldn't ever spark off good.

Oh, no, I never sparked off. Because I know I ain't had what you. Nick, you got on Nike, you know what I'm coming here with some old friends. And be like, nigg, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. You're all right. Yeah. I would humble.

Dude, I got none for, oh, don't fuck with Sean. He bought that action. Oh, so motherfuckers really get in. Desperate and look at you, it's like, oh, I'm gonna get one off on him because he got on that bullshit. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, Paul.

That was crazy. What I said? What I said? That was crazy. Don't repeat it. Come on, man. I wonder what y'all think about in your free time.

Hey, man, my bad day, day's just left, okay? It's gonna take a couple weeks. Every time y'all, you do this shit, I wonder what y'all think about in your spare time. What else gay? How you watch the basketball game, my nigga? He backs him down. Whoa, turn this shit on felt.

Shit is crazy. But that's what they threw us, though. He takes it to the hole. Oh, shit. Cut it off. Cut the fucking game on. That's some lazy D. Oh, my God.

My God. Wow, he's Dying him out? Oh, no. They're being blown out. He didn't go crazy. Nah, I can't do none of that. He takes it to the hole. Hey, dang it in his face.

Oh, my God. They started that shit. Look at the size of this guy. What a shot! You were they on the NBA You're a big man down there That looks a low blow That's a Dave in buses

What a shot! All of them white Announce would be saying some weird shit Especially when the leg is flat You ever see that shit And they be like But you just look at LeBron It makes everybody else

Just look like boys I'm like what the fuck is wrong with y'all These are grown motherfuckers But The NBA shit has been crazy though And then call him a soft-haired boy. That's what he did? He said it.

I don't know. Ain't anybody hear that shit. No, I mean, I was trying to read lip. Well, no, that nigg got ejected after he said it. They been ejected a nigga, you see how soft-de-reth is? You're not going to talk to LeBron crazy? That coach was out of the pot. What you call it?

LeBron got that pulled like, nigga. Man, you can't. Maybe he can't. You may have thrown in this shit. Hey, buddy. The ref. They're looking at Lebron's like, you got some real shit, don't you want them? Nick, get out of the way.

The brunt. Go ass out of there, bunch. They got to pull the refs back, man. They're running in sports. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think they know it, too. I think they're like, hey, man, we, okay. You made Twitter this week.

Okay, see what you can do this week. Then you know, they just caught all the NBA reps cheating and shit. They've been chained. They're gambling at all the end on the fact and one of them motherfuckers. All of those are the other party. They're still referee.

They've been bishing. They've been bishing. And wasn't the nigg that be fucking with Chris Paul? That old thing. He hates that yet. Yeah, they hate that. Yeah, they hate each other, man. Why? Why is he even reffing that man game?

No, something that happened, we don't know about it. That's the dude who, the referee that's who he got. He kept calling him all after every game. For real. Oh, you got to check then that shit. Oh, you can tell, bro, because I was watching the Hawk game, bro, and I'm watching, I'm looking at the roof. Like, he's just giving Trey Young a back.

I'm talking about, Trey Young fought around and told him the ball were wet. He said, what, what you say? I'm like, bro, why you're so out? Yeah. They say be too M. I don't think he'd be tricky. Got that leg going to do it, that shit, though? What if he would have said, the ball wet?

Who blew the whistle, gave him a tick? What fucking that was fucking? Because you didn't say pause. Mad he said. My fucking saying some such shit? Desi, what's to play, my nigga? Congratulations on all this success, all these videos going stupid, bro. But I want y'all, I know I'd say this all the time,

and I want people to, y'all are inspiration to me for this. You know what I'm saying? What you mean? Like inspiration, bro. Like doing it in real life doing this. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Like, y'all do it in a way. Like y'all change the game when it comes to this shit, man. What y'all do, bro? It's different. You know, D.C., you know, we're coming from buying and shit like that. And where you're at, how you're killing this shit, man, from these movies to, you know, host these major, major TV shows, bro.

That shit is like, Nick, I'm worried I can't wait to do shit. Like, nobody would believe that we're doing this shit. You know? And we, you know, we come from some. You know, we come from something, man. You know, hey, bro. You can see you go crazy and take it. It's serious and get nominated for N-A-C-P awards.

Like, niggas, you're still breaking down barriers too. So it's just like we get to watch each other like, yeah, yeah. Look what happened when that nigga take the opportunity series. Keep God first and go crazy. Well, guess what? It's room owner. It's money out here for me. A lot of niggins.

Big fans. That hang on another nigger, man. Hey, man, you don't know to be motivated. from another nigga's success. I told you, you ain't got a hustle. No, for sure. You gotta have a hustle. You got to.

Husses don't stop. They keep going. That's good. Free time, man. That shit looks good. That shit looks good. Yes. When you started doing shit, you would come around the stand-up shit, and you're like, oh, okay, I've seen the motherfucker online.

Okay, he's out here. He's getting this shit. And I will see the same shit with you. And every time I see that shit, I'm like, they're going to be ahead of a bunch of motherfuckers that's in their class. You know what I'm saying? Because putting that work in, nothing, like, it just makes it a smoother transition. You know, when you got that being up in front of people and you can pull from what you already have,

and once you get them people there and they're there to see you, you didn't already, it's in there. So, yeah. You got to keep knowing that it's an art and it's a theatrical and it's a skill. And long as you ain't half-assing and you're giving the people a show. It's a show. I think you're going to be good. How long have you been doing an opportunity? Like, once you get the mic?

I'm on year eight right now. Stand up. Right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you what Mike told me. He said, hey man, you know when you hit 10, all that rookie shit. You know what I'm saying?

You know. You're good. Yeah, you'll be 10. Woo! That's your kid. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. You're going to say, I'm like, y'all still don't know. Really? No, man. No, we still students at the game, no. No. Never. You never don't stop me.

Shit about no stand-up comedy. Back when I was doing stand-up comedy, it was one microphone. The freak. What'd you watch? The freak. I watched these stand-up. It was just one microphone.

I did stand-up in places that they didn't even do stand-up in. I didn't did stand-up comedy in places where it wasn't even just enough room to stand-up in. I got you right here. Hell. Yeah.

We, shit. I didn't did, I didn't did stand-up comedy, probably everywhere you can do some stand-up comedy hat. Yeah. Hell, I didn't did stand-up comedy had a movie theater in front of the damn theater, and just in front of the screen.

My little ass, right there, big-ass screen. There's no movie that would come on, though. Damn show did. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't did stand-up comedy up there somewhere. Hell, nigger, made me show money to do stand-up comedy money at his house at the top of the step.

Everybody just looking up at me at the bottom of the step. He had that money. What about Six Flack? You ever did stand-up coming at you? I didn't did some stuff over there with Six Flats. I didn't work with them. With the church group? I didn't work with the church.

I didn't work with them. I didn't work with all kinds of youth groups and pastors. He ain't never did no nursing home. You're a goddamn lie. I used a goddamn lie. He never did no funeral. Shit. He's gonna do it.

I was so funny. I was so funny at the funeral, the nigger that died. What do you say? Lay it back down. I didn't do stand-up comedy everywhere. Shit. I had did some stand-up comedy for some folks who couldn't even hear. All deaf people.

What were they laughing at? They were looking at my lip. They knew when they laughed about this shit, by the time I get to the shit, they're already laughing. They start off low, and then they let the laugh out since they can't hear. The crazy boy, he's going to hear on.

The crazy part is, I think I'm lying, I ain't got to lie to you ugly, motherfucker. I did this and stand up comedy room full of blind people. I was so goddamn funny that night. The niggas stood up and said, God damn it, what he looked like? The fuck I'm a lot of y'all.

What the lady said? What did he look? What did he look like? It's crazy. What he looked like? When I did the show for the deaf people, they were talking about they heard I've been killing shit.

I guess they had a group chat on the table. You know. How are they going to see? They ain't, some people can't hear, some people can't see, but all of them people still fucks with me, you know what I'm saying that? Right, talk your shit. Now, shit, I got a stand ovation. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Oh my God. I'm doing that way, this is a fan. You understand? Oh, you think I'm lying? Oh, they fell out? Niggia, I had a show. I had a show.

I had a goddamn show at Fort Van State, never in the wheelchair, push this shit up and stood up like I'm boy, shit y'all not. On that, motherfuckin'all fucking good. That's standing up comedy. Boy, that's a thing, that's stupid, love. Oh, hell, talk. This nigga dumb his fuck.

Nah, this dick is wild. I'm talking my niggas who was cold. Some of your favorite niggas, I'm telling you, some of your favorite niggas, they do stand-up comedy. When I was doing that shit, for real, in the club, them niggins will come up to me and say, you're going up. Let me go and go up, because I ain't going up bad to you.

Nah, for sure. Shit. Ho. Hilarious. Hilarious. To this day, that was the goal. She. Put that pressure on somebody.

What wasn't putting pressure, it's just like, damn, you're going up. Right. Damn. We're going after you. Go after you. But our shit was always, you rap. You ride the wave.

Right. You ride the wave. If the nigger before you do good, you got a chance to do just as good if you do your shit. But if you go up there, like, ah, they're probably all laughed out. Like, you go, you defeat yourself already, bro. If you go up and wave. I got two beats with me. If you go up there and rip.

Yeah. I'm gonna say. Detroit Reed and my house working on my news. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, we clap. All right. Whatever, whatever. Whatever. My boy in Detroit over there, I got to get shot my dog. I got to get dressed. If you were in Detroit, they wouldn't clap for?

You got, you don't talk. I'm just fucking. You can't protect me. The fuck. But no, man, I understand the, you know, could they help you grow in the community. No, you gotta have some niggas that's funny on your show. Because you don't want to be the only nigger that's funny.

That make you look lame as hell. A lot of niggas like that, though. They're like, uh-uh. One of one niggas. Blame is funny and then go out there. You're like, hold up. There ain't nobody walk them up then. They still like, hi.

They ain't even stayed at you. Now they're like, you better be funny. We don't pay that money. Hell, no, you all those folks to go out there and knock some of that dust off and then, bitch. You got to see this whole show. You'd be funny as hell if you're, then you got to get on their ass, too.

Like, if you're going to be the nigga that come on and you talk about them niggas, then it's funny. You can't just have them niggas out there irritating people. Because sometimes the nigger would be so unfunny It is just turn the crowd off Hey man, y'all want to go get these crap lit What the other part of, man? Any other parties in the field?

He just had a fuck. Oh, my ladies make some noise! I can smear the perfume on it. Oh, I saw a nigger get mad as fuck because the nigger said that The nigger was on stage. He said, what the ladies in the building? Ladies make some noise.

He said, man, this nigga up here doing my shit. He can't even leave a comment, too, man. I ain't know we're stealing jokes on. There you go. Hey, no. He's doing my shit. How y'all feeling that? Look at my motherfucking shit.

That's my opening. That's my setup. That's a lad. That's how I started all my shows. He's a lad. What he's about to say he flew in from Atlanta too? Ah, this nigga here. Yeah.

Hey, so I just had a son. had a son. Oh, my God, this is. You're just going to take my life to run with it. These niggas, you can't have nothing. This is my life. He's going to take my shit. That's hilarious.

You got the only job. I went to the grossest stuff. So you buying eggs. Oh, let me get you with it. So you home. Yes. Because you eat food. Oh, my God.

Here you go. That's how it should be. Niggins will pick your shit apart. Well, I always keep this nigga right here. He said, I swore on everything. He said, hey, man, don't worry about the nitty. You said, or maybe said your shit. Go out there and show him who can say it better.

You got to do your shit. I swore. He said, go show them. I said, watch this. Because somebody, I ain't going to lie. Somebody said my boy's shit, and I knew it with his joke. I ran and go get him. I forget.

Hey, what? This nigga out there saying your shit, he's gonna work. Like, word for word. He said. Word, nis. No, it was word for word. It was one of the one like, you know how a nigga down there be knowing a nigga's joke.

Like, if you're on the show with a nigga, he's like, he on here, I'm gonna see it before he get the chance to see it. Hey, you like, you y'all be studied. Yeah, that's crazy, yeah, yeah. I said, bro, he just said your shit. He said, for real? He was on his type of time show? Nah, he was just on the show beard.

Just on one of them stand up. And I was like, he said your shit. He was like, he said your shit. I got to go out of this show, a nigga how to say it, Bill. I was like, say it, pal. You're gonna say it? He said, black.

Watch that, nigga. He said, this ain't shit, word for word. He rocked that bitch. And looked at me. I was like, ooh. Because you're not even doing it right. You're not doing it right. I'm going to show that, I'm going to say it.

They can't take your real story. You stole a piece. My shit worked like this because it's me. Yeah, my life. That shit was so funny. You could rock. with a piece and get somewhere. Wait till I show you in the context

of how this shit's supposed to be spit from the right mindset that actually thought it. Come on, John. Ever since then, I was like, bro, don't even be worrying about what a nigga said. I don't care what you say. We didn't say so much shit to turn in. I don't go on there to go fucking jokes.

Right. These motherfuckers know you funny and that's why they bought the ticket. Right. They want to see you tonight. They want to see you do yo shit. Yeah. Do you, nigg. Are you funny tonight?

Right. That's what they care about. Are you funny tonight? But I ain't gonna like, Lowe's, you got a joke that I love, bro. Which one? That goddamn booty to booty. I came out that shit talking to this dumb-ass nigger. Man, that goddamn booty-to-to-joke.

Boy, I love that joke so much. Every time I see him, I see him. Hey, man, just please say the boo-boot. Hey, man. Talking to this, nigg. Real shit. I don't know. I don't get the boo.

Everybody have. That's why the shit hit. Even if you don't want to, you can. And it's not, like you said, you're gonna start out like that, nigga. Right. Just end up that way. But see, that idea, though, bro.

Like, it, one thing, that's why I love this shit. The stage is, it's theater. I come from the theater. Yes. At the end of the day, I look at that bitch, like, wet play. I know what I'm saying. But I ain't fucked with this side of the stage last night. I'm gonna fuck with this side of the stage.

Oh, there's a chair over there. Hmm. Let me see what I can pull from over here. This chair on this side of it. I'm always thinking, bro. bro, I'm always thinking on how I can be better. Always, I'm like, I know if I did it this way,

but what if I do it times 10? And do y'all ever feel like, you know, y'all feel the energy in the room and y'all be like, okay, I know the people, I'm going to say this joke today. Because I know, you know what I'm saying? I know they like this joke. You know what?

Because what's the name? They liked it that, but I feel like I'm going to do something different for these people right here. Do you y'all ever, like, switch it up like when it comes to, you know, certain jokes and shit like that. You know who, um, T. K. Curfee,

he said, don't be scared of the room. It's fact, yeah. But that's really what the jokes are, though. Right, yeah, yeah. If you look at, you know who the fuck you're talking to. Right. You should. You just see how they respond to the shit that you already said.

They're, right. That's it. They know what they want. Yeah. Take them down the lane. They'll tell you what jokes to tell them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so when, like, but, like, my process now is even when I'm writing jokes,

I write the motherfuckers as if they're already looking. You get what I'm saying, like that. I like that. Mm-hmm. I like that. You could tell. And if you got a show, you don't give a fuck, who there? I went to Buffalo had 85% white people.

That's it. That mean they, but that's what I'm trying to tell you. They didn't just show up. They knew it was you. I ain't nobody white in these jokes, and they ain't going to be tonight. That's what rule of this shit, whatever got you in the building? Do it. Do it.

And get what the white folks were doing? Laughing their ass. Laughing their ass. What do you think they came from? What do you think they came from? They didn't want to come to you do it. They want you white people to go. They want to see the shit what you're doing anyway.

I have a joke for your joke number one. E! They're like, but what the fuck is this? This ain't, dad. Talk about just data. This is the first time of white people move. Boo. Bill.

You're trying to be like us. Come on, man. He didn't do any jokes about the big shit. Dude, we don't care to be saying it anymore, bro. Tell us about the roaches. We don't know about the roaches, Steve. White people encourage you before they booze. You heard you before they boo you.

Come on, we know you can do it. Tell us about the drugs, bro. We want to hear about the drugs, bro. D.C., start over, bro. Start over. Start over. Start over. We're going to rock with you, man.

Not for that like this shit is happening before. No. No. We know it didn't happen. Come on. Yeah. DC, start over. That's hilarious.

Wait a minute. That ain't what happened. Yeah, no, we were crazy. That shit, you gotta have an art, though. The art, but you know what I miss? The fun part. My favorite part is the workout win. No, for sure.

For me, bro, I still treat the comedy club like workout room. I still play. I'd be trying to, but I don't. Nope. I got it. Sorry, comedy club, you gonna get this shit like you in the theater. No. I still be doing it, though.

I still have fun, no bitchy, though. I would just talk to you about it. Yeah, that's just deal. We'd be trying, but I can't. I ain't saying I can't, I don't like that word. It just be like, I'd be, I fucking around and do it, and then I end up perfecting it, like, I'm working it out, but I end up doing it, like, yeah, like, yeah, for sure.

Because those folks really came to see you show it my head. For some of the club, you can get that instant gratification. Right, exactly. Right there on the spot, because I keep in mind, these are, like, that hard comedy fans. People who go to comedy clubs on the regular. They love you. Like, they love that shit.

You've got mold. But they got their rotations of, of a few people a year that they're gonna go see. And they're gonna tell you, yeah, I seen Carlo when he came down, hit the end coming in this, we got them ticket. I'm like, thank you.

That's how you get, like, the intricacies of your joke. Like, you can get the details. I can stretch this bitch out a little further. I can, okay, let me, because, you know, big show, you hitting that bitch, like, boom, bough, bough,

and that's your shit that rock, you know what I'm saying? When you get in that shit, it's like, okay, I can explore this joke a little bit more. What if I talk about this far? I feel like with the workout room, You don't have the pressure of it's a show because you ain't get paid.

Y'all love comedy. Y'all came out to see a nigga jibba joppa. This is part of what you just got to do. This is an extra. Hey, ooh, bitch, you, all that is fascinating. But when you work that dog out? When you go to the workout room, that's where you can get the details of that shit,

because those people in there, that's a whole different crowd. They might ain't even give a fuck that is comedy. They just, they're my win. the drinking spot because they got them $7.00 Wings and I'm in this bitch

every Wednesday. I fuck with y'all here, man. Them niggins right there'll be like their stories that's be the best shit. Right. Yeah. The feedback from the crowd.

You know what I'm saying? You'll get the best punch line from that truck driving pussy behind that niggins who's sitting at the bar. Right. Because he'll look at you and the best time.

That was it. I was like, I wrote that one. Because you were, you can say 30 jokes about this nigga every week. Every week, man, y'all don't leave me alone. You got it, you got it.

Fuck you. Don't fuck with me. That's right. I love it. I got the word. Hey, look, I had too old. Right? Listen to it.

I had two of them. I had two of them. I had two of them. And my dog in there. Too much. You know, I took her shoes on. Like, I don't have puppies in the truck. Fuck all that.

Listen. He's stupid. The bitch took her shoes off. Right. I ain't felt it. He didn't. She thought it was me. Say that tonight.

Say that one. Say that one. Hey. But you put this in your saying. Hey, you can use this too. When it works, now, you're going to say, don't forget about it. They're all going to say, don't forget about me. They're not going to worry.

I'm not going to do it. I'm going to forget you. Damn it if I do your joke, baby. You're going to my life. This nigga pop up. You know I wrote the joke. You know, I remember, hey, everybody. Did you?

The two bids you. I told you. I told you. I'm going to call my daughter. Tell, I wrote the two. I fuck around and make a workout room in the way. I don't have hosted so much shit around this city. Man, I'm telling them in the car.

What you were telling them? I was telling them in the car. We were saying it was cap. We were saying it was cap. And just put with it when I can. I just need to find the motherfucker that I host that shit. You ain't going to do it. I was fucking do it when I can do it.

I got to tell you, you know, what the fuck? I know. I got to tell you, You're not going to do it so you do it. Cats Cafe was lit. It's just going on? It's still going on. It's still going on and see what it.

That's how you know you do. It happened tonight, though. It did. It's Tuesday night. It did. It's just working on Tuesday. Yeah, I remember when we moved it to Tuesday. It used to be Monday.

Exactly. I always had the room with us in a cloud night. That was a real workout room. You literally going in there to, excuse me. We're gibbering and jabbering. No, for sure. You fuck around and go and get me a look at. They were there tripping on Tuesday.

Yeah. Get some Thursday shit. Get me old little Wednesday night. I'm all the way with it, man. Before I hit the road. Don't just, let's do it then. Thursday. We're leaving on Thursday.

I need a Wednesday. You gotta be Wednesday. I need a little Wednesday night joint. Wet Willis. Somewhere with some good parking. With Willie. Nah. Gotta have that good parking.

It's a lot of new shit, though. Yeah. There you have been. I don't know. I have been there. You remember Uncle? That'd be crazy. And the corner by the varsity.

But just find me a good local joke to hold it down while I'm going to put in the shirt dude. I'm thinking. Uncleay. On Wednesday. By the Washington on that corner. I'm on. Okay, so.

Shut out there, bro, who got to bid you. Get with me. I'm about to do a little. He's next to the J.R. cricket. I like that. It's down. Further down, by the bridge. Oh, by the other thing.

What's the spot over there? It's on the one. It's on the one. It's on the one. It's only one you can't even dry down. That'd be great. No, to put the room together, if nothing. What's the other club that's down there?

The reggae one, the cafe where everybody do the spoken word. Good food. What's that shit, bro. What? That shit by the varsity where everybody do spoken word and shit, and we used to do comedy show. A patchy. The patchy.

The only thing you fucked up about that is the parking. Uncleay, you know, went to uncleay. It was down there near there. I don't remember. I don't know. All these clubs have run together, bro. I told you. Hosted over a hundred goddamn wrong.

It's not cool. Club Paradise. Ross Will. I remember that shit. Miami Knights. Didn't they change it to a chicken wing spot? What's in there? I don't know.

Didn't they have South Beach over there? South Beach. Oh, Roswell? How to hell we got a club South Beach in Atlanta? Taboo. I looked inside with that. I was bombing. I would like that.

Where? When I first were I'm coming up, I born in BQ. When you were born in. Cahee. And I'm like, you funny. It was a lady, too. I was, yeah.

Not the night. Yeah. Why I want to knock you. You got to tell her, not the night. I want to know, why. You know, I got that further good. I said, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm in here. I got the money. Ain't on let go. All the goddamn lad, what are going down? My mouth started getting dry. Room starts spinning. You got to move out there spot. I want some water.

I come move. You got to move. He said it's a sink spots. Yeah, it's a suck box. I felt it. Yeah. Somebody just saying, hey, what else you got? I said, oh.

You should have got off right there. I got off. I said, yeah. Shout out to my ladies. I said, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, yeah.

I said, they're just doing my shit. I said, I said, I said, start out to my lady. Now, that wasn't in that cookie. I said, they ain't there big cook in there. I said, my, going to get me a little plate. So I'm going to down. I did that Sean Locker.

He was hosting at the time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, for sure. I remember that bitch. Yeah. That one, the worst one of my bum, like, that was it.

And I said, it was, I never forget that. Yeah, sir. Let me ask you, when you knew that this comedy shit was what you was going to do. Like, before you even started, when you just been making people laugh, like, because that's how it's been for me, I feel like, most, most comedians, you don't just, you know what I'm saying? I knew I want to, uh... I want to be real in it I want to get real respect in it Okay

I loved I did love comedy Yeah I love comedy and I knew In order for me to get a respect So you was always making people there Yeah I was from you know from social media Yeah I'm talking about before that

Oh yeah hey I'm talking about like when you was a kid My mom was children in high school Yeah that's what I'm saying Yeah I act out moved like man Why it's not a professor Nick Eddner from my favorite I'm talking about Martin I used to sit there It was crazy because I met Martin

So was the first time you realized you was funny Like, in life, I didn't even talk about, I used to do prank calls. Okay. For this lady who stayed next to me, her name is dog. I used to do prank call for her. How old you were? For her.

She used to say, call this lady. Oh, she tell you to do it. Yeah, call this lady, do this. Dude. I swear to go, my mama never knew. And she used to always tell my mom, she's always telling my mom, she's always her mom, my son, crazy to see. And my mama be like, that boy ain't in a hair.

How did she know you would even, you would even? I used to go over her house and act crazy. I mean, her son was real cool. Oh, okay. We were cool, I used to go over, stay next door. I had to be over there, acting like a pastor. You know what I'm saying? And God.

You know what I'm saying? Do a little shit like that. Right, right. And she was like, you go prank out with somebody. I called. And I was just calling to let you know that you forgot your ties, and pay your ties, you know what I'm in the church. And it was the official.

She gave me all the perfect details to say everything I didn't know. I'm talking about from her birthday, from God damn, that she didn't pay the ties from just everything. Her car tag to every fucking time. Yeah. Call, Sister, Joseph. I had, like, nigga, I had folks fucked up. No, so they were really like, I'll be that Sunday.

Yeah, I'm going to pay, Pastor, I'm going to pay it when you get out. You used to be praying for people. I prayed to people, like, even when people were, like, it was another story when this lady was pregnant. She was pregnant, bro. And you prayed for it. And you prayed for her. Why she had you pray to call? This lady, this lady called.

I prayed for, bro. She was. Call my home. I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray. But you know, but you know, but I was like, I was like, uh, not, not, not the river. official pastor, but I was like a deacon of the church. Like, you know, people don't really can't see you. They don't know what the world. They didn't like, you go to

that for real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could tell to the scenery of the church and everything. They'd be like, damn, okay, let's go to that. You know what I'm saying? You know, I'm going to tell you people like, you know, we're going to pray together. They get the church Sunday looking for me. I ain't even there. Right. You know what I'm in high school? I was like a freshman in high school. Yeah, 19th grade. I was going to pray.

14. I'm open. I'm open, but I swear to God. I swear to God. about the old. Can you? Praying for people in there. No, you know this. So you were just over there and cut the fool and she was like, what you're funny and shit.

And that's what, and that was the moment right there. And my homeboys always tell me you like, boy, hey boy, you don't make it to the interference. Like, motherfucker, you tell me this shit all the time. I swear to go. And I wouldn't think of that shit. I wouldn't think about that. That's what.

Right. I just sit, I'm feeling myself. But now, as I go back into that shit, I see what people were seeing already. That's what makes it. Like, I know you knew. Oh, I was funny. I was a funny thing on the team, man, man, I was a funny

a nigga on the team from college there, I thought he got to, when I was at Georgia State, it was to a plate where, like, a nigga was trying to be a fun on the team, and the coach was like, no, that's his job. Y'all can't do that. Like, it's how to fuck up. Shut up. I used to get away with it.

I used to get away. I used to get away with that shit, bro. If you not Mr. Banks, you shut your ass up. Winfield, since your dumb ass down. I swear to God. Well, I got to be serious. You're not playing. I said, like you put out to you.

Carlick, but, no, Colin, you did. But now, no, Colin, you did. But now, no, they're doing the moment, though. And then, like, real talk. Like, when I start, like, at this moment, when I start, like, doing, like, the big shows. Like, when I start doing show, like, you know, mic up. You know what I'm saying?

Even doing, when I see y'all around, I'm like, man, no, this shit is real now. Right. You should have said, the D-R-R-O-G, we don't, you know, show it, bro. Like, that just stamp everything and letting him know, like, he's in his right position. He's in his purpose. It's like, where he's supposed to be doing this, right?

You know what I'm saying? Who you seen when you were like, I got covered in the down and seen, like, you standing like some of my favorites. And I'm like, but he ain't seen when you were like, boy. Bro, I ain't gonna, I'm not, you're crazy. She ain't, shit, my kidups. Right.

Which was inspiration growing up. Hey, nigga, I just went to, bro, I ain't okay. I just went to. Kevin Hart working on some new material. And I just saw Dacia Pell at the stage farm about two or three weeks ago, bro. Bro.

Bro. Diff. I saw that shit, bro. Make you want to start over? I said. Just got to fucking start over. I said, boy, that shit crazy. This dude, that shit, infinitely.

What? Man, what? Infantily. We're working our ass off. Asher Larry going crazy. After everything he said, they throw them. That's Larry. Nigger be sweet, shodder, but shodder is.

Shouted one of the ones. He comes under that suit on. Oh, man. That boy was crazy. Oh, my God. He'd been funny. Oh, my God. And he used to come through the rules we were just talking about.

He used to come through cloud night and have people about to throw up, like you said, bro. And I just be like that. I want to make these things like this. You know what? You think this ain't going to get to never see a fucking J.B. Smooth in his prime. They talk about his Montreal shit. I think his, is some shit he did up in Canada or some shit. Man, they said that was the coldest shit, like ripping that.

I know for a fact, J.B. Shmov would be. fat J.B. Shmove a beast. I used to see, like, in common view and all that. I'm like, bro. Something, something wrong. Once you're seeing him, you'd be like, this shit just different, I guess.

You can fear that shit. That shit, that shit, bad. You could fear that shit. Shorter just was a great, goof-ad joke teller. But he'd make that shit big. He's a ton of Robert. You got about that guy. Tony Roberts.

He got from him in the jokes. I'm like, man, that motherfucker. And only he can tell him, too. He said out there for a whole hour and you'd be like, how you do that? You know who 5-5 steal? To the day? Fah!

Fah! I'm talking, I got a great crowd control. Nicky can't, Nicky said a joke, they'd be like, hold up. Let me walk over here in, I'm like, how'd I hear that nigga do that shit? Tell me Dave's. Oh, no, for sure.

Yeah. He's a general on the state. Yeah, it's a different way. It'd be like, look, they're in the Navy. You know what I'm not sure. Navelle Crawford, too. What? I saw him in Memphis.

What? Oh, my goodness. Hey, he one of them a nigga that got big guns. He don't care with no do-doo. He don't care with no 24-5. And that nigga moved. He got 50 cows.

He got AK-47. He got 12-gauge shotgun. That bitch sawed off. If you ain't got shit like that, get your ass. Go home, my place. He sent that in the middle of the stand and don't move or just hold that microphone.

And he had a different set. Every now. That shit is. That shit is. Got that. Oh, so let me tell you something about more. For more peace among men to go up there and hold your own and... No, I think it's just that her shit just so flawless.

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's all that where you forget all that, like, she's the only woman on the show full of men. And she's holding her own niggas, smashing niggas. She smashing some of the niggins that on the show. I'm like, oh, she's a monster. Boy, do you ready of food? Yes, for sure, for show, for show.

He was the first one I went on the road with when the coming club didn't know my name. They were like, D.C. who? I already had like a big 0.5 follow the end. I had to go on the road. I know what I'm on the road with him. Who? Oh, no, red. Oh, yeah. Most definitely.

Most surgeon. Stupid. Dion Cole. Ali Sadiq. I had to call Ali Sadiq. That's why I called you and said, let me get Ali's number. You just dropped the new one. Don't you do you want, the D.C. one?

Yeah. He's a master's storyteller. Oh, my God. He's a master. He's crazy, man. You know how everybody got their own shit? I'm like, brus. He's sitting there in a chair and his car.

He mashed. He mashed. Like, that shit ain't no shit you just, motherfuckers be trying to sit down and kick it like, no. It's a whole thing. Like you said, that motherfucker mastered it. He crafted it. He built it process a while ago and he's... And he learned how to do it.

He was patient enough to just... He made that shit out there. But then I also had asked myself, hey, bro. I said, how you master at telling some real shit, even though you being funny? Not saying that it can get you locked up, but it's, this shit real. And he was just like...

It's the thing about that type of style, it's like, you have to go to the face, go through that phase where it ain't funny. Because it ain't necessarily, like you know where the funny part is. But you got to... It's more about getting to that style and that comfort of being able to deliver that shit.

Because that same shit that will win you award, you got to build that shit up too. Especially when it ain't just like some ha-ha shit. You're talking about real-life shit and you're trying to figure out where to put the punchline at. And the great part of it, this is a punchline. This is your real-life shit. You're trying to figure out how you're going to even feel

talking about this shit in front of people if you ain't never did that before. At time, you got to separate the time from the tragedy, especially if you talk about some stuff that's tragedy like that. That's what they say, time plus tragedy, make comedy. I'm gonna get your gym. He told me, he said, Diaz said, what do you say?

I want to make sure I quote it right. He said, the funniest you'll be, you're only gonna be the most funny as you'll be, the most artist you'll be. Yeah. Ain't no cut on it. There ain't no cut on it. And I was just like, damn, gotta be honest. I just said.

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On the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcasts Well, you'll really burn yourself out If you just try to make up a whole bunch of shit To talk about on stage Right You got dead drunk You got, I mean, even if it ain't, you still have to, it still have to be your experiences.

That, bad, right. But you still got to have the room to be creative with this shit, too. Right, it's an art. It's a art. You can't feel to realize that it's an art. You're on stage. You're still theatrics, even though this is a different part of the theater. Got some people that sing as art.

You got some people that do plays as art. You got some people that do stand-up as art. Got some people that are musicians that's art. Once the stage, you're the, you're the music. there in your position and the lights are come on. What are you in the Renaissance world? You have to perform. Right.

What is that? We picked the hardest fucking job, though. This shit. Yeah, man. This shit. This shit ain't like lip singing with music. The crowd. Hell, no.

You can't goddamn, I'm a throat, cut the, cut the, ah. Ain't no band. Ain't no band. Can't start over like a skit, none of that. It's it right in front. Can't pause it and then run it back. Let me take another take. It's straightforward.

You got to get it right here. God. We can't sing our way out of the emotion that we feel. No, damn. Our emotion is totally opposite. Right. For when we come on. Right.

When the motherfucker call our name, we'll be like, they don't know. We cut that shit on. Whatever that is. Now, fat shit, here we go. Yeah. Let me get on. Let me get out.

It's go right back to crack. Fuck you, bitch. They would have holes? You know, fat. That's real. That's real. That's real, bro. That's real, bro.

That's the best time. That's the best time. That's the best time. That's the best time. They call milk. Okay. And they got some of my supervisor. Hey, no.

That shit fixed everything. I go to the ER after my set. I will. That shit and fix it. I'm talking about I'll make it through that whole bitch. I hit that a hill as much as I can for I go, go out there. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Hit that bitch come out.

Yeah. You want to even think about that shit, man. No. That shit. I love open up for that show. I used all my oxygen, nigger, came back dizzy. You did that shit for real?

Yeah, yeah. We went to a college show, nigga, I had just got out to fucking ER after a fucking asthma attack, nigga. Damn. Draw to that bitch. You crazy how they stayed and changed everything. Yes, sir.

What if they wouldn't let, what if it was outlaw? We couldn't be comedians, man. That shit would be crazy as fuck. I don't know. What I'd be. They're trying to do it. I don't know. I need.

I don't know. I need that job. I don't know. I'm still selling it. I'm still selling jokes. I don't know what I am. I'm still selling jokes. I put my face on them chairs.

Fuck that. They sold out. I bought the ticket. Black up, going to work. I'll record some labs and put them in the seat. You're stupid. Nah, that's the thing about it. Nah, fuck, no.

I did my job. I'm selling jokes. All this is what makes it interesting, though. We sold out. Everybody's screen. Come on. You're stupid. What?

I did my job, man. Fuck that. You bullshit. They ain't going. They can't change that shit, though. It's just, now they're putting so much bullshit in the way. You just got to be clever enough to outsmart these motherfuck. Yeah, but that's why you got to show love to the coming club, because that's

always, like, a circuit that you always go back to and just be like, they need you just like, hey, I want to come in your room. They're like, whoa! We ain't had nobody in here. Four months. Leave. Leave. Hey, nigg. We ain't so shit. We were all about to shit down.

That's the pandemic. That's why you got to realize how much fucking doing that time. But then that's why you got to realize how blessed you been. Because you, I'll add questions. I'd be like, bro, you ain't something like, who you get last week? They'd be like, so on and so. I'm like, man, then you realize you sold that. Yeah, that's a blessing.

Yeah. You're like, man, come on. The club always day was really going on. They really would be like, man, Sunday's usually slow. You like, oh. You guys came in and shut it down. Yeah, yeah. Welcome back in time, come back.

Come on. You know, that's a renaissance. They were like, nigga, it was slow for like six and money. I didn't fuck with that club for so long. I've been going to that club so long. I remember when they used to book you a room at the hotel. Yeah. I was a bad time I just went.

The hotel that is a tangent to. That's a big room. This was the best fight on my tour, this shit, you know. Baltimore? Every show were better and better. And I was like, I'm like, but y'all just lit. Man, every show, nigg. It's so hard to get off that stage.

Those four was out there, just like how we were joking, like, D.C., them four were like, D.C., and I was saying that, like, because they don't know I had a moment before I even got to Baltimore. Had a little moment to myself where I just need to get right, not knowing that God was preparing me to have the best weekend on my whole tour. You know what I'm saying? Went out there, man, I'm four, like, what, niggas, what you got? I'm like, what you got? Everything. Hey, nigg, we want, whatever you're working for.

Let me hear. Let me hear what you're trying to work on down there. We're gonna let you know if we're working, man. I'm like, boy, they, they, they, I had a good at time about you. It's hard, it's hard to get off stage and then go through it. It's hard. Like, you gotta lead this place and then go over here and you're like,

I know y'all fought with me, but y'all don't fault me. Like, y'all, they fall with you. Especially if you got three shows back to back. I got a question for you though. You know, you came up in a music, right? You know, so you was music, man. Like, have you always had the vision of doing what you're doing right now as far as, like, coming?

What made you think, like, you know, for you, like, okay, this is it for me. Of course, you still do music. Right, right. What was that thing that clicked to you? I always knew I was going to be an entertainer. I always knew that was the goal, to be an entertainment. It was music.

I know music were going to lead in the acting, and it was going to be like a balance of that. Yeah. I never knew I had to do stand-up. I knew that one day knew my personality about how I carry myself because I was like, oh, you're a good actor, even though I like your music, but the nigga really can act.

Yeah, yeah. When I was just paying attention when I was still, Because, you know, I hadn't got stabbed up and shit. So when I was still, and my father was like, you need to do vines. I ain't listen to him. You know what I'm saying? And then he came back around. Like, let's try the shit out.

And he was like, because I already been telling people about you. But God was speaking through him to me. So I'm like, why are you telling people? I'm saying back, like, why are you telling people about me? And I don't even know what this is. We're trying to do this. He's like, I'm telling people. Like, I got a father.

That's funny. Wait, he gets on here. And I'm like, so you. You setting me up for folks. When I got there, so when I got there, it was like, it was just like, it's the initial when you do what God tell you to do. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy.

That was wild. That was wild. Yo, come on, man. Especially what I just said. But when you put that part out, don't do my dog like that. He's trying to promote it, man. He's good. He's working with the kids.

Stop that shit out, man. That ain't for that. Yeah, damn. But when you do what God's supposed to tell you to do, though? I'm trying to fake the tenant. That nigga don't give it down. But now, but when you do what God tell you to do it, it moved quite fast. Yeah.

You know, it was like. But even when it moved fast, you still got to be able to learn and be like, all right. That's what happened. He's going to bless you every step of the way. It's not going to be easy. You know, going to stand up, it ain't easy. But if you put in the work, you put in the love for the art, and you're going to get it.

That's why I'm saying, bro, that's the stage, bro. that's my safe haven't because even when I'm down, I can put all that shit into what I'm about to do, nigga. If I'm feeling a certain type of way, bitch, it's going to be a nigga

on my seat. You'll feel that way and I'm going to let him say what I'm going to say. That's the best thing about the standing. I'm going to get it out regardless. I'm going to get it out. I remember my show I came to you too.

We were in Chicago. It was Mike L. Right. It was Sadd, Sets, Entertainment. Right. D.F. Yes, sir. I think it was Earthquake on that, too.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You can't do that boat. And I was sitting back over there, looking at, I said, Ben, this thing, like that, that shit here. And that moment, that shit inspired me so much. You're storytelling from that, like, shit like, bro. That hell by y'all.

I like that. It is. It's the most... It's the most honest shit you can do. Yeah, bon. You can't cheat it. No, man. That's what I'm saying.

God showed you like, look, look how I allowed you to bump shoulders with. Look at them, watch them, go out on this stage, do what I need you to do. You ain't here for no reason, but learn, but go out there and be great. It's just going to be great. Give them you all. I ain't fin to come on stage. I come on my stage, like once the curtain hit, and then I know it ain't no more crime. I'd be like, whew.

They're like, who, they're like, who. It was great, right? They were like, well, he did good. You good. It was everything cool? I said, okay. I don't want to make shit out of the end of what I'm supposed to do. Say no more.

Say no more. Say no more. Because that's what we practice for. We go, we do this shit to go out there to get these folks in show, bro. You feel, man. And like you said, that shit, thirt. That shit dead. On both sides.

That shit dear. People come up to you and say some dark-ass shit after these shows. What? Like, you know the type of shit that they're going through. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Be that type of shit you see in the news.

Yeah, fast. Damn, that was y'all. Shit. Appreciate y'all coming out, man. God damn. Your gift doesn't change. They brought a whole perspective with everything. You don't make them laugh

and made them feel good. Just like, I needed this. When you hear that enough, though, when you're like, damn, see, now that ain't just about you. Like, it's a motherfucker guy that need that little particular therapy you giving for them to keep on having that little motivation

to push on through. Because they're going to sit up. They're going to tell you. Hey, I was going to be dead. And get what only kept me going, watching you. Now, that's how you know comedy got. You're like, damn. Now, those are the drugs.

That's the drugs. When a motherfucker was, like, shit, I can't wait to Friday. See this. I need a motherfucker. I need a motherfucker, man. Because I know they're going to be. Oh, wait. Shit, man.

I'm ready to get silly as a motherfucker. I'm ready to get goofy. I'm ready to get dickens. I mean, I got to go away. I got to go away. I got to work. Two more. I can just be a silly

a thing all weekends. Bring out the hijinks and shenanical. That's what they come from. I'm about to run a fuck. I'm just going to be real uncoof, my lady. That's why he like, go out there and give them your all. Nigger could get away.

It's a motherfucker out there that on that type of time. He's like, me, just. Because they don't know when you have ass. No, for sure. Don't have a ad. You got to get people a good show, but you got to do all the shit that, you know, their regular life won't let them do.

Like, you gotta go crazy because they can't. Like, you gotta go out there and do the shit. They're like, man, do some wild shit. I've been looking at un-nassed people all week. Do something crazy. You know how they just like, man? Do something crazy. Do something crazy.

You know you do something. You get one. That nigga ain't been outside of you get one. You know? Unk been locked up. And he broke up with auntie, so he ain't been around the family. He's scared to laugh in front of him. He wanted him to be sad for him.

How you feel you got to refer standing off? When you saw people standing up, you were like, ooh, that's a motherfucker, yeah. And also getting claps, that's not more better than a, that damn not more better than the laugh. I was like, sure good. I said, hold on, this is a special thing. You make it to feel real. I like the clap. The clap.

The other joke is good. That standing old, though, I just said in it. I just said it like, down. Like, it just made everything feel real, like, nigga. Yeah, this is what you, bro? This is your shit. It's your shit. It's your sense.

You know, we got a little pressure. We preachers for real when it comes to this shit. Three jokes ago. I like one of the motherfuckers be laughing from three jokes ago. And they're pretty much good. Why are you stupid about that guy down? They're down to call back. They'll try to make it a callback.

They'll say the shit back to you. They've been in the car to say that the joke. All day and they're riding home. You know what you said, such and suck. Throughout the whole week saying that thing. This is a question. I'm not saying that when people ask me, but it would be like on such an executive.

on such an executive, I want whatever, I want to get out of it. What do you want from this? From this? Yes. I want to be a part of the new generation when it come to it, man. I want to be the inspiration. I want to let people know we can make it. We could be like the Jamie Fox.

We'd be like the Eddie Murphy. We could be like the Bar-Long. We could be like the Camer Hearts. You know, because we come for social media, but a lot of people don't believe that we can get to that point because they don't fit us in this box already. And they say, oh, they come for social media. So for our seriousness, we had this.

go do stand-up so they can really, quote-unquote, take us a little shit. Now we've got to act, you know. I'm about to start doing skits to show this motherfuckers, I ain't six. That was the only way for us to get that attention to get us around the people that we're around now. That was the only thing.

All right, next week, I'm starting my skits, man. Sheesh shit. You are old shit. No, that's why I'm doing skits. Fuck it. Fuck all these jokes. Nicar, I've been doing all these motherfucking jokes. These nis come through with these skis and got all the money.

Niggins been telling jokes good than a motherfucker. Don't have shit. Fuck a joke. Nick, that skits went crazy. You're not going to get in these goddamn skits. Give me some black air force once, man. You don't got to do all that shit by yourself? Self-s-a-n't put nobody in the skits put that girl, that big-ha-ha-boot.

The star, the skit starred right there on this, nigga. You don't want to see nobody. It's just nuts. Start on the foot. Man, this thing is crazy. That niggas so selfish, he's got an emotional partner. That's how much he wanted to himself. That's funny.

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's a lad. Paulet got two million Instagram followers. That's funny. Nobody ever seen this. Nah, that's how they be. The show, too, when I'm going to stay, what about that?

That's fun. Yeah, that's hilarious. That dick is selfish is there. I always thought that was something about it. I said, one day, I was see, Paul. Now, he isn't real. Yeah, that's a real person. He's a real person.

I'm sure y'all probably not seen him before. Y'all just didn't know what was it. I've seen him. I see him. If you're in the franchise, boy, I've seen him. No, he ain't them. No, he's invisible. It ain't the friendship.

I just seen the hat moving. That's got to be that day. That's got to be that day. Now, he's a real person, Michelle. Like, when I, I remember what I did the skit the first time. I said this name the first time. Yeah. Like, I posted the video, and people said, they was like, who was the pilot guy?

I remember the first guy. They said, who the fucking pilot? And I seen it. I kept seeing that shit. Right. And I said, hey, I'm going to do this shit again. My brother was like, now, don't show me. He's like, don't show me.

Right. They did that shit again. Right. We made another video doing the same shit. They kept saying it. What was my living? Who the fucking is bad. And.

I did it the third time. Third. Then again. Then about, who the fuck is Paul A? We want to see what that nigga at? Yeah, nigginess. I said, there ain't no need for me to show us about it. They're gonna, it's gonna be old.

Right. Don't worry about it, he's brown. That nigga him. That nigga real for ya. That nigger real for y'all. Don't care. You know my favorite. This big shit, niggas.

When you walk outside and the goddamn birds is chirper, you just agree with them niggins and go back in the house. Talk a turkey. Oh, man. Did you did some shit the other day. Uh-uh. You're going to jail. Oh, the .

Did you hit, did you? With the wind? Did you hit? The Cisco! They need to use the original hot house. That one made him guys. That one made him guys. Right.

That was an alcoholic. This is an alcoholic. Listen, bro. Listen, bro. Listen, bro. That one makes niggas. That one makes niggas different, bro. I never had the energy to that shit.

You know another one? I'm going to beat your motherfucker now. Come to the street. Listen, boy. You're going to eat in here, boy. Look at these things, bro. You were in that, too? That nigga was in there.

That's it, boy, y'all, y'all did. That was the one, I'm like, oh yeah, this classic right here. They don't want to stay here for a million. I don't mean, though, with that lady who looked like your ass. I'm so glad that time. Hey, boy. I'm so glad to you. I don't care what you say, bud.

That's a great aunt. I had the owner. I had the owner. That's a great aunt. I got to meet her. That's a great aunt. People don't look alike for no reason. I got to meet her.

Some people get lost. You ain't did the old man characters. Oh, man. We're saving for a show, man. We're trying to put me. No, niggas. I always trying to save some for shit. We got a movie coming out.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't want to spoil it. Oh, yeah. I'm tired of this shit. Yeah.

You got some shit coming out? Yeah. Somebody just asked me about that. You know how it is when in the game, when you're trying to get this shit together and they don't understand. They just don't understand. So I said, you know what? I want to got a sponsor. You did.

When they found somebody. And they said, you know what? I believe in y'all. Let me make it work. I said. It's a genius. I gave that boy that Jesus laugh. It's genius, too.

It's so genius. Oh, yeah. What? This shit. See, that's why I be trying to tell, niggas. Why wait for you get hired and show another nigga you great? Facts. Fuck as you're saying.

I told it's all about the hustle. So when y'all niggins did a movie? We've been pitching it. Why ain't know nothing about this? You said you're on the part? No, facts. Exactly. Exactly.

You're on the pitch date, my buddy. Put me on there. Put me on there. You on the pitch date. And I want to be there. Angry Black man, I'm telling you, you in it. Now, you're in that. Angry black man, bus driver, something.

Say no more, that's a matter of fact. Who's the fucking gonna be? Oh, for sure. Angry bus driver. Angry bus driver. Angry bus driver, too, you gotta be the barter. My daughter is the bad bitch on there. I don't wanna fucking with neither one of y'all.

Bit your coins in there. Bit the coin in there. Yeah. Get out, Mike. You're gonna play two characters. Good. Yeah, you got some for you, motherfucker. Good.

You're gonna play a white man too. Exactly. Oh, I'd be great. Y'all just ain't even seen my potential. No, we're fin-knit off. We spin the bag on yourself, too, though. I got a bag up too. I was about to see what I'm adding y'all to my move I've been working on.

I'm working on. I'm working on. I got a new one. I got a move I'm working on, nigger. I'm going to add y'all to my little move I've been working on too. Nah, nigger, the car movie. Oh, say no more. The car wire.

No, it ain't car wash, nigg. It's a... something to do with some cars, I don't want to say, because they're going to steal? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. But if I had to throw, like, you know, like a distraction off,

just think if it's like, like, if it's some hood niggas who had some transformer cars. Don't see it. Don't see it. Don't say it. They're going to stick. All right. Okay.

Listen. Hollywood. Hollywood and I ran that broke it down. Listen. Say, poor we have transformers. Okay. First of all, nigger transformers. Nicker Transformers.

I know. A 69 them call them. Yeah, don't say nothing. Yeah. Don't say nothing. I got another one. He smokes black and white. I'm talking about.

All I've been doing is writing movies with these cars. I'm telling you, I got some shit, bro. They didn't do all these fast and furiousists. So they got a question, though. Are they like transformers? Are they like robot suits? So you still in the car, but it's in the suit. No.

No pictures right now. Okay, you're right. It's transformal. But you wear it. It's like a costume car. You ain't really a transformer. You're like Spider-Man, but you see the car. Now, y'all want to do one with a suit.

Check this out. Man, this nigga. I tried to act like, I don't know what he was talking about. I go, me. Man, that nigger, crap. How about a nigger that get an Iron Man suit? This nigger's stupid, man. Now, this thing is...

I'm about a nigger that get an iron man suit, like an unfinished one. It ain't finished, but it's enough to do what niggas be trying to do anyway. It's a car. The car. No, man, you're fucked it. You can't wear the fucking car.

Man, that's the big is that. I'm talking about, like, I think, this is a car car car. And he was looking, that's more what I was thinking. And they were thinking he was looking. They were trying to figure it out. You're like, man.

He's saying more what I was thinking, but yeah. You just merged them, motherfucker. They was first of merge right here. You just make them bitch keep going together. They got to, bro. I'm telling you, bro. Fuck that shoot. I'm shooting shit that can get us when they,

Can't get us when they, like a cease and desist. Like, you got to stop. That shit too good. And, but it's like, no, nigga, I'm sure. I'm going to fuck the world. I'm going to show y'all. I, need to stop playing with it. And everybody who I fuck with is creative.

And I believe in these niggins and these nigga great. We ain't got to wait for y'all to hire us. We hire ourselves, bitch, bitch, nigga. I'm coming gals with this shit 2024. I'm so angry. That's real. I'm bringing up. I don't even know.

I don't have a whole other level of us. I'm angry. I got a picture of a picture of right now that, nigga, y'all are going to be playing Everything the gold. That's karma. No crap. I ain't got time. Bringing all my shit.

That shit is crazy. I gotta get this shit out now. Change you. No, I'm glad everybody working on a movie though, because that's just the next progressive step to make. But you gotta make it yourself, bro. Hollywood I almost stole the movie from. They had the cast and they fucked up because they put a budget on the movie and let me know that a movie that I created can be $30 million movie. Okay.

But the way the universe worked, the way God worked, somehow, the movie didn't happen. The main character bagged out. And they were just a listen and said, hurry up. Same country. Same everything. Same, same, same, same, same, same, same. But if somebody else, and it was $30 million dollars off his shop in about three weeks. And they got shut down.

I got the sent me the link. I was looking at it. I'm like, look that I called my phone. That's how you see this shit? Yeah. That my, that my shit. Man.

That's my shit. No, nigga, that's my shit. They ain't, no, they're my shit. Did they shoot it? The way, the way, no, they ain't shoot it. It stopped. It was just a sign saying, look,

your ideas are there. It's just on you. You got to get yourself in the door first to. Stop waiting for them. So wait a minute. They didn't do the shit with you because they acted back down. Then they came back around.

No, no, no, no, no. It's something I've been pitching. Okay. It's how you notice, like, you notice your move because the way it's set up, when it's talking about, what's gonna happen. But they're not including you at all.

They got the story, they then took the outline, they took the people that carried the area that they're not. Go on. Hold somebody else. Wow. Hold on the project, $30 million really get shot.

Yeah. That's the game. And I'm like, damn. They'll steer that shit right up on your nose. But then they grab that, stop. Don't worry about.

I know a drama series. It wasn't for them. I don't want to say the name because people be stealing. We'll wrap off camera. See them on. But yeah, let's keep writing movies. One of these bitches gonna work. Some of these bitches are gonna work.

And the great part about whatever you want, please understand that. You can bring it over to the app. Y'all want to make a black exploitation movie? Let me fucking get a skis. A shot movie. A shot movie without. They didn't even got to be like in the same context,

but like that style, like renegade type shit where it's just... thousand percent black. Oh, you mean, like, what was you saying? I don't know. I think it's a, we got to exploit the right way, because we exploit. Like Melvin, like Melvin Van Peebles type black.

I might fuck with that. I'm talking about the blackest shit that you can make, that you can make. I fuck with that. The movie's so black, the whole theater smell like hot sauce. God damn. I don't want that.

Popcorn and hot sauce. I got asked the reflough. That's probably good. That's, no, I'm just saying this. Yeah. That's just a message. Don't know too much of it, though. No, that you had a soggy hot popcorn.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you just had a soggy hot popcorn. Damn, you just made me want to open up a movie theater. Oh, hot, hot. Just show nothing but movies that already came out. Well, that's some shit. Black movies, though. That's crazy.

And then you got, I don't need... Then the smoker get in the way, yeah. Watch this, watch this. You're not saying that you can't smoke in now, but we're not saying. saying you can't smoke in there. But if you smoke in there, you just smoking in there.

We ain't told you smoking there, but then we ain't told you not to smoke in there either. If you smoke, we don't like when people ask because it's a hot-ad question. Like, smoke if you smoke. Right. But you definitely can't smoke no cigarettes in here. One of black and mine.

Exactly. No. One of no men. Yeah, we don't. Yeah. Oh, that shit. It's got to be at the door no black, no cigarette. But what I'm saying is...

No cocaine. You can babe. It's a no-smoking establishment. But we might not say nothing if you smoke. It depends on the movie. What if a nigga bring in a... What you're going to see? What a little nigger?

You can't bring in no hookah. You absolutely can't bring... Oh. Coming in that with a hookah is crazy. I got three cats. You coming. Man, give you a tough man chance. You definitely can't bring in a movie in there.

He's ready. He's got a bit of a bit like a bad baby. It comes down. Listen, we're ready. Oh, look. You can't bring in no outside hookah. No. You get one here.

We got hookah. We'll bring one to your section. What, you can't smoke in, you can't smoke. You can smoke hookah and screen three. First movie theater was sex. And if you saw a cowboy movie. Cowboy movie. You'll be surprised.

Now, now, we're not even saying you could smoke in here. But even you smoke. You smoke. You smoking. There ain't nobody gonna tell you to stop smoking, but you're not supposed to. Right. But you really not supposed to be over here anyway. Right.

But we're not supposed to be over here. Nobody, but we got the establishment. This theater been closed down. It still is. We squatting. I wonder if they'll sell that bitch behind Greenberg. Wasn't it for sale one time? That'd be crazy.

I'll put some brighter lights up there and some security. That'd be crazy. That's all that bitch missing. Green, bro. We told. Yeah, they need that for sure. That's your fun. That's your fun.

That's your friend. That's your friend. We got the end of the deeper interest that's up. Is it 24 hours? No, they get all night, babe. This is an after hour. It's an after hour. Only spot with a two o'clock moving short.

But you can go to sleep in them motherfucking off. Oh, we got a nigga. Oh, that ain't a shelter. We got a head. No, nigg. No, nigger. That's a lock-ed. That bitch.

That nigga said a locket. Give me your phone. So it's like a late night locket. Nah. See, that's a whole different set of text. Oh. Oh, that's great. On the big leader.

Oh, too freaking. That's cool. We're going to clean it up. No. Everybody in sleep bad waiting to get freaking furred. Let me see what they do. There's going to be one. They're bad moving, baby.

Come on, look. They bad move. Hey. From the side, going crazy. Going crazy. You're going to stop one nigga. He's going to try to walk in naked. Hey, man.

Hey, hey, I thought it was a freak movie. Hey, get your ass back. Sir, you gotta look at the shit. What type of shit is this? I'm ready. No, we can't allow that. Not in my movie theater, bro. We can't allow it.

That's Olin' Theater 3. Did they throw you something though? What did they throw you something? Yeah, we got high somebody. That's nice. You all in there. Yeah, what not? He's talking, what if they go on?

What did they say? Brack? I'm here. Throw you this. Definitely. To fuck something in the movie? Yeah. You still got a lead, though.

You can't just fuck in the movie. I got to be private. Don't make it obvious. Oh, look, so a section. Yeah, don't make you obvious. You got to get a section. Yeah. And what you do it?

We're the only theater with a section. A section movie theater? That's wild. You got paid for that. Yeah, that's crazy. It's the little sec. You know the handicapped. And what if your booth can spin around, like it can spin.

Now, y'all doing too much. No, no, no, no, I'm saying. You can stop it. You can stop it. You can be private. It can be private. They can be private, though. Get in touch with me.

Yeah, you see the movie. You see the move when you're doing your thing. So you're this way, and you're trying to walk. And you go. And you go. Yeah, yeah. Come back when you get done. Yeah.

So you think it more like a, yeah. You think it more like a pie. That was good. That was good. Yeah. I could chill for a bit. Yeah, yeah. Like one of those.

So a pot. That shit. Ain't no wrong with that. Hey, man. I'm not knocking that idea, my nigga. You need some earth. You're the investors, make me know. It's accurate.

It's accurate. Hey, man, you build shit now, too. You got a construction company. Fats. Come on, I'm gonna get with you. We need to go on. Real estate going stupid. I know you're gonna do.

It's wrong. Yeah, it's crazy. So you're flipping. You're in the flipping part of the building. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Poppe it. What you buy? Instead of doing like units, apartment unit? I like, I like, now it's building. I like, I see. Okay. That's how you make the most. Right.

Okay. That's what good. And shout out to my dog, Gene, bro. He really got me into it, got me going. You know what I'm saying? He's like a partner with me. He teaches me a lot when to come to that shit, you know, show me how to invest that shit. You know what I'm saying?

Pick the right properties and stuff like that. So you're about in. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. I'm, you know, one of the houses that we just got. Shout to Fund of Marco. He just bought the house.

He just bought the house. Oh, folks. What's up, right? Yeah, yeah. Did you build up? Yeah, we just built up. And he bought that motherfucker. It ain't good to have a free.

Okay. I said, well, he had to put that bitch on the market. You don't want to get that hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now he got to run to spot where he could do his time. He's doing it.

It's his. It ain't run. It's his home. Okay. It's a little more. That's hard. That's hard. Yeah, I back.

You should what? I said I'm back. Where do y'all want to be a house? Like, you know, you know. What are you going to do with it? Hey, you know what this is. Hey, you know what this is. I'll take it.

We're fixing the flip. We're doing a mansion right now. Mm. It's gonna be a good part. Ain't gonna be too crazy. I don't know like you're telling me. Like, I don't need. Oh.

But I dad shall tell somebody. Yeah, we got to be nice. It's gonna be hard. How big it's gonna be? It's gonna be. It's in Buckhead. I just, I just say that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And by that. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I'm almost done. I'm gonna do. I'm a parent.

This is the one I know I'm raising all my kids and all my family and everybody there. They're just, this is it. Got my goats and shit. You got goats? You got some goats, man. That thing threw it in there like that was just. Like this, man.

You got them already, man. I told you the whole song, but. Goose. Got some goat. Got three goats. Got two decocks. I'm working on my ostrich. Don't get no ostrich, my boss.

I like them. I fuck with them. When it kick you in your chest. Nigger, you are going to want to chop his head. It's going to kill you, bro. They can kill a line with a kick. I know, but I don't been around some free oxygen as well. You're going to ride them?

You know they race them, too? They're strong. They're hungry. I got a horse. They race ostriches. I got a gilder, but I'm chilling. Damn. You think you know somebody until they just drop the bombshell that they own?

I know he had the goat. You been said you was getting animals. I don't ever remember you mentioning goats, but okay. And you got the Michael Jackson jacket on too? They keep it yours. The Thriller jacket, ain't that the same jacket Michael J. Fox turned into Teen Wolf in? Close to it, yeah.

And the same what Michael Jackson turned into that goddamn wear woke, yeah. That's a very famous jacket. Oh, that shit with leather, nigga, nigger. No, what was it? Driller was the, Driller he started off with, he started off. Yeah, yeah, because then he turned into the zombie.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you gotta go see the Michael Jackson play, nigger. You ain't never seen Michael Jackson, this nigga's close enough. I don't think I'm gonna make it. This nigga good. He talks, just like him and everything. No, Mom, I just, I know. That's wild.

I'm like, oh, this Mike. You don't see the sisters. You see Jackson's fired at him, though. Okay. They ain't got the sisters in now. Man, that's shit hard. Listen to me. In New York, Broadway.

You went in there and watched the whole joke? I watched it twice. Wow. Wow. Why are you saying like that, why? You sat in there and watched the whole thing. You know the art. You like the art.

I love theater. Yeah, yeah. I'm watching the motherfucking take them. Ain't get one. Ain't no niggins in there. I definitely ain't going. It's crazy. I don't support nothing with no niggins in it.

It was all black people in it, I'm sure. Oh. It ain't no. You know, the white man, Joe Jackson. Didn't he say ain't no minis in there? And play that guitar. Oh, look. Am I treated though?

I'll start swinging in the belt. If you. I have white people. Oh. In the audience. Get in there in the audience. Jermaine, get in there. Ah, you're gonna come in and I'm woofing everyone.

Man, you said this shit is sick. I said, ain't no niggins in there. I'm like, in here. In the audience. Oh, I know you. It ain't nothing but white for. I'm like that. This bit sold out on the Tuesday.

And this is the third show this week. You meant not none. Nah. This is that shit. Ain't nothing but black people. on stage, but this time I'm watching, I'm like, white people are so intrigued with my life.

They are literally like this. I'm like, what about? No folks are that geeking up. No folks in that like, we want more. Miking that big going crazy. Diggily, I'll bring that motherfucker like, I'm more. This is good.

This shit is good. That is a decent... How you were clapping? The hook. Listen, that is a decent play. I wouldn't see like three, four on on Broadway. Nah, I like play. I want to do this shit.

I like the crowd. Broadway different. Black people don't be going to it like that. That's the funny. When it's a black person like starring, because you know it still be stars doing Broadway shit. Like that's, I feel like that's when black people go to Broadway. Come on with you.

I ain't no shot at any play. But black people go to black play. That's like what Tyler Pairn started with, you know what I'm saying? That's odd shit, though. Yeah. You know what I mean? That shit really be funny, though, just to hear people like, when you hear people, you got their attention while he's in there, that nigga had some parts of that bit.

Why I would like, if you ain't seen Michael Jackson in real life, this is good enough. Right. This is him. That that nigga dead good? But this is him. How far do they go? They start from Jackson 5 and how far they go. They give you three generations.

He's just performing the song All along It's the whole storyline That shit is fast With the song Yes But it's his song It's Mike

And this nigga Sound like him They ain't had no extra songs Mike ain't never sing They're going with the storyline It's fucking up all the doubt It might fucking round And still be Mike

This is to hear my story If I laugh This is the nigga That sound like him Sing like him Brough Wait a minute Dance like them too

They don't switch The little one Yeah they got the little one They got like the little one And then him with a pro, and then... And they're all different people. Do the little sound like Little Mike?

Uh, don't do that, yeah, just give it to him. No, no, no, no, no, I'm trying to figure out like... You said it like you was fucked up. No, because I had to pick out with him. Because they had like three little motherfuckers out of that scene. Okay. No, no, he definitely, they're fired. This shit ain't no trash.

Yeah, that's some shit. That's crazy. I'm going to this. Listen, bro. He don't know. It's one of the boys. You're like, man, let me see me. Tell me this Mike.

This Mike Jackson, you can't. You end up really like, y'all bet. I mean, I wouldn't do that. They ain't for good. Hey, I'm in them over like, Michael Jackson. Mike, we're gonna. It's so good. I went twice, nigga.

Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. I think I've seen enough of the real Mike to get to the story. So you'll be mad. I would be mad. I was in the miniseries. Yeah. Because they go skip too much good shit.

It's going to go from young Mike getting his ass whooped, and then he's going to be sitting there by itself. All I want to say is that, oh, nigg. It don't go like that. You think they're going to be saying the wrong song? Because you ain't said the key word that would sold me on it. What? All I want to know is who played the

Puerto Rican version of Michael Jackson because that was my favorite Michael Jackson era when he turned Puerto Rican for a little bit. That's why I ain't fucking with it. That's the best Mike. What is your, what is your what is your definition of Puerto Rican Mike?

What he said? They showed that? When he did, keep it in the closet. They showed him. They said when he was a height of his Puerto Rican shit. They were like, oh. I mean, I'm like, oh, that's the hat part. Told you. They left out too much good shit.

They burned his hair up. The fuck were like, shh, I'm like, my bad, my, my bad. Damn, this shit good. No, that's crazy. I didn't say, bro. Whoa. That's crazy. He's no Mike.

He's know him personally. Whoa. I ain't never met this nigga and seen him in real life. Now, that's what I don't have people thinking I know Mike. He said you know him personally. I don't know. Mike. What the fuck you do met Mike?

What are the same man? Yeah. You see this shit I'm talking about. I went to school with him. I ain't going to see no play. I know the real Mike. Mike ain't talk like that. Puerto Riga Mike.

I met him when he went to Columbia. Man, Puerto Rican, Mike. That was my favorite Niagara Jackson. That nigga went crazy as Puerto Rico. Damn. When he did keep watching it in the closet video. That's, you know, Puerto Rican.

His name was Mike Gallo. When he had to wave in. Michael Landlo. Yeah, with the porn tail and shit, the nigga had to, uh, goddamn scarf around his waist like a man at all. Like a man at all? Listen, don't, I get, listen, I'm gonna get, listen.

I'm gonna get this nigga on your fuck. I'm gonna call me, he gonna be like, man, that's you, fucking around to get it in. Singing along. How long is? Broadway is there like four, five months, bro. All right now.

You say it's, they're gonna come on the road, but it ain't gonna be the same. And the good part is, his family set it up, so they give me the money, they're paying them. So that Michael Jackson didn't pay. He doesn't got pain. You know, Michael Jackson family ain't going for none of that. He's getting paid with the Broadway if he was supposed.

No, he got a mighty little chick. He's doing this one. Listen, the way that nigger doing that, I don't think no other thing can do that. That's hard. He's Michael Jackson. He can't do shit or be Michael Jackson. Yeah, this, nigga, it's fascinating.

We got to go see. I just got to go see it. But I'm a fan of Michael Jackson. He's in a way. I studied. I'm like, niggins. It's only two people that I used to watch a lot. Michael Jackson and us, I used to be like, but he niggas is good.

No, nigger. This thing got this shit to the feet to the dude. Don't me, I'm like this. Nick, going to walk in every time. They're killing. You think they're hired a nigga to be Mike and Jacket and came up. You get them out of that like, who? This shit, good.

No bad. You think they were hired a nigga to be Mike that came to mummo walk. They can make the floor move. No, nigga. They got that nigga on a treadmill going back with. That's bullshit. We don't believe it. They show, the storyline, I don't want to buy it.

That's enough of this shit. It's Michael Jackson's story. It's his life. I know, but it's, I don't know what I'm saying. It's real. That's what I'm saying, like, you're not going to be mad. You're like, you get spoiled and shit. Like, they know what that.

They know what I'm saying, it's only certain black people that need to do. No, you don't want to spoil them. Oh, okay, okay. You know, like, don't want to die at the end of his dog. They don't show them. I hate to tell you. When they show the weather the vibe? Say this before the black guy died.

No, no, they didn't do with the ball. They didn't do with the ball, okay, cool, okay. They show, like, all the points that, they showed all the key points. They had Toto, they had Toto. Man, they had all the brothers in that bitch. You don't know, motherfucker. The dog, oh.

Yeah, you have. You had, you had, too. I'm all the right. You have, man. You motherfucking had. That's what a guy. No, I'm smiling. I'm falling in Toto.

Now, Toto is a dog. Oh, all right. You know, niggo. What a dog? Then Toto and Tito. No, he's talking about Tito. Tito? Tito.

I'm talking about Toto. Tito, the brother. Was it in there, man? I ain't. Everybody had. Oh, yeah, Toto. That's high, man. Tio is small than Toto.

This nigga is crazy, bro. What if in the weird, they did call the dog Tito? This thing is crazy, bro. I don't have been to a play where I'm like, man, this is a bullshit. I ain't gonna lie. Fatten Mother Opera, I fuck we play, but it ain't the Phantom of Opera. I'm used to. I'm used to like.

What's one you used to? Like murdering Phantom of the Opera like, Oh, scary mouse, oh, yeah, yeah. No, this was about the Phantom of Opera stealing somebody, stealing the white girl voice and running from her, and she had to chase him. Yeah, that's what it's about, man. Yeah, no, my Phantom Opera on Disney Channel

was some other shit. You watch, bro. Nicky, you watched Sweet Life. That was a Disney version, nigga. The Phantom of Opera was some different shit. It was about a nigga who had on the Phantom of Opera Mad, but he was killing. This wasn't the Phantom of Opera.

I ain't know about the white girl and her voice. Nick, you're talking about dark man. That's what it was? I always thought that was Fathomada Arpa, like, being in the theater, a nigga had the mask and he was killing motherfuck. Yeah, they had a movie like that I saw him. I don't get a fuck.

He's been telling me this ain't the movie. I saw it, I saw it. He had a mask card, and it was Fathom. They called him. But it might not have been the Fathom of the Fathom, niggum. It was just for Phantom, niggas. It wasn't a phantom, niggas. The nigg was just killing people.

Hell. No, but they probably did make a scare. They make it scary every time. They was running in the theater. Like, it was one of them like, oh, he's coming. That was scream, nigger. No. It was the Phantom on the Disney channel.

Thank you, Phantom of the Megaplex. I ain't tripping, nigger. You know exactly what I'm talking about, nigger. That nigga got his Googles together, it's a nigga at the house right now. Come on the MegaPlex. Oh, you knew it on memory. Oh, y'all.

Okay, see, that's y'all. Okay, see, that's y'all. But that shit was about a nigger in the theater with a phantom man. No. Scaring, motherfucker. Okay. Yeah, I don't know the nigger. I didn't know.

That shit wasn't on no Broadway though. No. No. These are tripping. Right. We're in a room full of high-ass people. But that one was born. I literally went to sleep in there.

I was like, all right, this is some bullshit. It for sure don't got it to me. Oh, man. Shit, we got to wrap this shit. It was already in me. Who? Busy, man. That's Paul.

That's kind of pause. Oh, see, don't try to get out. You said it was going to bring me back now. Thank you, man. You're already in me. You're right. I ain't never take it out. Oh, shit.

Oh. Whoa. I'm not saying what you said. Whoa. I'm trying to sift it off me. That was flagrant. Oh, what you got coming up next? Oh, gee.

Man, we appreciate you stopping that, dude. You're talking that shit with us, man. What you got coming up here? Oh, you're on the tour right now. Right. A new tour about the job next week, so we don't look out for that. Yes, sir. We stand on the road.

Yeah. You did me in the bean. Oh, let me go. Great things in store, man. Yeah, yeah. I appreciate y'all, boy. Let me come. Come on, man.

Christmas. Happy and shit. Holiday season. Come on, man. Merry Christmas to leave, man. Hey, Papi and shit. Okay, there it go. Yeah, right.

Aftit. Oh, yeah, real player. There it go. My way this still show there, you know, with all y'all. He got down. He got down, we got down order. You got the newest food. Okay, bet.

Can I show, people? Yeah. The only thing they got them yet. Yeah, they just dropped. Yeah, they ain't got them. They're going to get Palet his once we go cut the camera. Yeah, that's my death with Pauline. Yeah.

Yeah, I just go shut that one. No, no, no, no one with you right in your hand. Yeah. Get that one with you doing. Okay. I bet. I do that. Yes, sir.

Get two wards out of us. Yes, sir. You get out of him. And then I get him. Okay, then. Appreciate you stopping through it and fucking with him. My dog. Yes, sir.

Appreciate you, bro. Keep doing your motherfucking. Yeah. Thank you. Yes. You find self show, Desy Banks. We all this bearded a thing. Fuck, yeah.

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