The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Detroit Roast Session W DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller And Chico Bean | Ep. 191

Episode Date: July 21, 2019

Detroit turnt all the way up and brought the tittays to the building! DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean shut Detroit down with another classic comedy show recorded in front of a live audience at the legendary Fillmore Theater! The fellas do what they do best, roast everybody in the audience - especially the afro brothers - and create brand new jams live with the 85 South Show band! It's Detroit so you know the crew had to pay respect to the city and it's musical legacy. It's the coldest comedy podcast and a stand up comedy show all in one - It's The 85 South Show! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Shout out to all my people from Detroit. We got to give a shout out and say rest in peace to the one and only. Blade Icewood, rest and peace to the legendary Blade Icewood. Who got all some white buffs in this motherfucker who? They ain't gonna make no noise.

The robins. Yeah, I know. Where? Look at my man got the white buffs on right there. Yeah. You got to be a gangster. Got the cardio's all shouter. Ah, you ugly fuck, ugly, right?

With the glasses. I think he thought he was killing shit. Well, all right. With the words, though. He got the ride to the instrumental. Doo do. do drive by in the 70s let them jazz turkeys go right there dc what you want to do that stop the car stop the car stop the car jack oh and just because we

in Detroit I got to give a shout out the Royster 5-9 because nine niggas nine niggas thought I was Royce this weekend they're like oh shit Royce What up, though? I'm like, what up, though, nigger? I ain't even about to... They've been telling me I look like Roy's for five hundred. I love my job. As y'all can see, they want me to grab these tits.

If you want, they're coming down here and want these tits. Hold on, hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute. We just not gonna look at these two. Oh, Lord. D.C. Ah!

A, B.C. B.C. This is a look like... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That niggas, just like Michael Jackson in the Wizard of Oz. Oh, look at this thing. Leave him alone. I believe them niggins in witness protection or some shit.

There got to be. Put the foot down. How do you put your foot down on a woman that blow shit up? Nigger, you get gasoline too, nigger. Bitch, what's you doing? I'll blow you up, blow me shit up. I'll blow you up. Come on, shake you then, bitch.

We'd be out there throwing gasoline on this. Nigger. Man, what the fuck? Could you imagine you live in their apartment complex? They out there throwing gas on these stuff up here. I got to move around this bitch. These motherfuckers got the whole complex smelling like gasoline. What the fuck the fuck?

Until you niggas out here with them lace fronts, you niggas go into hell. All right. God not going to let you in the heaven with a lace front on, sir. You walk around with a whole goddamn lace front on your head. Y'all niggas are bold getting that shit in the barbershop like other niggas not recalling y'all stupid ass. Nigger be leaning back, like, ain't nobody gonna record me, right? Ain't nobody, uh, you're straight?

Okay, nigga be in there like, what? Put a towel over his eyes. I don't understand how a nigga can walk around with that shit. You got a lace front now. You're in the club patting your shit like a bitch. Turn on, so you'll try to get that shit, drag you. Uh-uh, where you're going? You're like, this bitch.

She doesn't trap me. The last time I ain't pull out, I sung a whole song. No, you didn't. song can't even sing the song no more soon as i left there i believe i can fly i'm gonna try to get it in her eyes think about it every night and day what's it say kalo in the pussy where the dick gonna stay i believe it's a boy damn because i just nut it on your other son's song on YouTube. Subscribe to the 85 South Show. Go on all social media, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Follow the 85 South show, y'all. We're in for it tonight. Straight out of Washington, D.C. You've seen this man on Wild and Out? He's one of the best dress men in comedy. We got Chico Bean in the house tonight, Detroit. You've seen this man on hip hop squares. You seen him on MTV Wild and Out. You seen him on almost Christmas, the movie. And July 12th, he's in. I've got to hook up, too, dropping July 12th in movies.

Straight out of the west side of Atlanta. D.C., your floor is in the house, y'all. We're my ladies at. Detroit. My ladies are! We got a comedic genius in the house tonight, y'all. We call him in Sensei, out of Atlanta by way of Mississippi, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller is in the building tonight, y'all.

If you're ready to get the show started, say hell yeah! One more time, Detroit, say hell yeah! This is the 85 South Show! Detroit Way on the left What's heading? Yeah You know what it is

Oh my God We got In the building But Look at them Today's in the building Say what, say what? We got teathe's in the building.

We got teathees in the building. Oh, D.C., go get on. Hey, Dane. Hey. What do tini's at, bitch? Where you go? What's she at? What are ya?

There they go, there it go. There they go. There they go. Oh. Brrr. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Ah. I did not the seat off. God damn. God damn. God. Day! Teeter the toe up the chair. What's happening in Detroit?

Detroit. What's up? Hold up. Hey, Detroit. D. Hold on. What up, though? What up, though?

What up, though? What up, What up, D? What up, D? We in Detroit? We in the D.

We in the D. What? What? What up, though? What up, though? Detroit. What up, though? Get back up here, D.C.

Shout out to all the fan women that work at Chrysler, who build orders, transmissions, alternators, bumpers. Six of these transmissions. When you're at up top, we can't see y'all, niggi y'all are good up top. Boy, Detroit code is hell. They put all the white people at the top. That's fucked up. Hello.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. minute we did not go look at these two oh Lord yeah B C B C DZ they're gonna do not da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

that dna da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da la leave him alone i believe them niggins in witness protection or some shit it got to be what the hell may jill that do that y'all got the real aphros in this over well brother but also real shit looks exactly like young Michael Jackson

I don't know who that is that thing how old are you here bro 15 damn but you got a fro I bet your parents old than the motherfucker if you're trying to get it braided

daddy could I get braids hell no you can't get no goddamn use that pick that's what you're ready to do with that damn afro boy for the seven How old are you in a child? 16?

What the fuck is wrong with y'all young niggins? Y'all know y'all can get braids. Like, y'all can cut that shit, right? Mohawk. What makes you get a fro? It just want to be different. Yeah, y'all niggas different than the motherfucker. I love Detroit.

Look at all these gangstand women up in him. Look at it. What gang is this? Hey, I love Detroit, man. This is one of my favorite cities. Where the west side of that? West Side! West Side!

Where the East Side? They're in it. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I went to motherfucking Eastland Mall the first time I came out here. They need to close that motherfucker. That shit there is.

there is they got more shit outside the mall then inside the mall and if east land still open what the fuck did y'all west side niggins do to get them to close down northland that motherfucker must have been off the chain that motherfucker stink that motherfucker stink i want to that bitch i'll lay up to everybody here's his pants gas i don't want to we in the d man this is one of the greatest cities in the world right here real talk she got those sparkles her tini's is sparkles Who got all some white buffs in this motherfucker? Who?

They ain't gonna make no noise. The robins are there too. Where? Look at my man got the white buffs on right there. Yeah. You got to be a gangster. Got the Cardioles on shouter. Ah, you ugly fuck.

Ugly ass. With the glasses. I think he thought he was killing shit. Oh, all right. Ain't no way in the world out by no white buffs and where in Detroit. You niggas is attracted to white buffs like Peppie was, bitches. Remember when the smoke would come off the bitch and Peppila Pue will just follow you with some motherfucking white buffs in Detroit. Them shit is $4,000.

Well, look at that usher right now. Naga, I better be able to see a better of Detroit with $4,000 glasses on there. That nigga right there, happy hell. What's on mego? Unos got to that fuck off and say. That nigga just standing, boy, I love this nigga right here, boy. Boy, this shit crazy here. They smoking like a bullfucking here.

You can't see shit. It's the big-a-cloud. smoke. Oh, I can't see shit. It's just people. I really can't see up top. They didn't block y'all off. Y'all must have. What's up y'all? Oh, my motherfuckers who ain't want to buy no ticket on time? Them all the motherfuckers who ain't believe we were coming. Man, them niggins ain't coming up here, man. I ain't put my card now. I ain't put my card now. They got us in the Fillmore. We y'all in the Fillmore. Y'all niggum for y'all see for y'all see for y'all see for a long time. He's like, let me see. Oh, no shit.

What's up? What you say, man? Chicago in the house? Well, good for you. Bitch, you're in Detroit. You're in Detroit. Sit your ass down. You're going to shoot you.

This is the deed. This is Detroit. You're going to act like you from around here. You're some cold niggins. Did y'all really just boo her? Where you from? No, bitch. Sit down before I come over there.

Detroit. Boy, you ain't got them little things out of your shirt. Bitch, you better sit out. Detroit niggas is notorious gangsters y'all been killing since the 70s in Detroit, nigga. Look at it. This is gun smoke. Lowe's.

It's gunpowder. Fly. What I don't understand is, like, the term murder capital was birthed in Detroit. A lot of people don't know that. What the fuck was y'all riding around listening to killing niggas in the 70s? What was the soundtrack?

My girl. My girl. Shoot your ass. Listen to smokey rouser. Pow, pow, pow. A smile on my face. How you shoot a nigger to that? You just shot two niggins now you ride home.

Papa was a rolling stone. Them niggins dead. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. But you know they ain't coming right in with the words though. He got to ride to the instrumental. Drive by in the 70s. Let them jive. Turgis go right there, D.C. What do you want to do?

Stop the car, stop the car, stop the car, stop the car, Jack. I can't stop, I've got to put it in neutral. All right, pull over here, pull over here, I'm gonna get out. Pull over here, pull over here. What kind of cars this? It's a mercury. Alright, I'm gonna get out. Don't be too long my shit to get to smoke it.

Hold on Jack, hold on Jack. My fan don't work. Hey. Carlos, there go them suckers right there. Tried to touch my oldest son's hair. I told me where a fro cause he's my boy. I'mma show these names. that I ain't no toy.

I pulled the gun out slow. I waved it that they fro. Then when the beat said bow, bow, I let it go, pah. It's an old gun, so I'm going to shoot one time. Pah! Pah! Did we get them? Pah!

Fah, bha, bha. Nick, stop the car. Stop the goddamn car, Jack. Who the hell are you going? This nigga that drove off and left us, man. That one part of the plan. That one part of the plan. Y'all shot too many times.

You're supposed to pow-pow your ass with the pow-power, pow-and, pow-power-n, pigger, fuck y'all. How you're gonna leave you're supposed to be a gangster with us? My shit got the smoking. They were going to catch us. So I had to leave to distract y'all. I ain't never doing no damn drive-by to that sucker again. That's your man.

Man, turn this shit off. Your motherfucker fucking is stupid. Hey, that nigga, that shit started having me walking like this. Yeah, I know, right? Make you walk like an old player. Ooh, that's it was smooth. Hey, bring that shit back. I like that.

That's it was smooth right up. Okay. All right. This sounds like the shit that'll be playing why you find out you ain't got no money in your account. Go ahead. Get the money, boy. We're gonna have a good time tonight. Check that shit.

Gonna go crazy. Take that $300 out. What happened, bro? No. What happened? You good? No, I ain't do that, did it? You forgot your pin number?

Try another card. I think it's tripping, bro. Because I know you good for it. Yeah, you got money. That's what you say. You know, I don't think they got no money. I don't think he got no money. He's gonna pay away, because that thing ain't that ain't gonna be able to get it.

Because I ain't got him to $200. That thing can't get in. Shit, he was supposed to be paying my way. You look like both y'all. They can't get here. I see you. Hey, yo, Carlo. What?

Representative Representative Representative Yo bro hurry up man we got a section at the club we got a ain't y'all got straight yet cause that's it booming in there I'm gonna be back I'm gonna be back you winning already it's jumping is the bitches in there they're they boomin they got the west side bitches in there

This is him. The east side bitch is in there. Oh, Lord. Hey, hurry up. Nick of the east side of the bitches is in there. Go here, y'all come. No, I can't get in until, yo. He ain't got no money, me, though. All right, well, shit. When you go and I'm going, I'm going to try to walk in with you.

Go ahead. Do your dancing. No, he's with me. He's not with me. He's not with me. Hey, my man. No, I was with my man loose leg. Loose leg.

I was with loose leg. No hats. Oh, fuck that. I can't come here with no hat on, nigga. Hey, that's that music that be playing when you go on the girl raw. And you walk to that bathroom because you're about to take a piss. You're like, shit. Oh, Philanjay, yeah.

That's stupid. Oh, that, oh, oh, oh shit. Hey! You were fucking... You were fucking with somebody before me? Okay, if I got something, blow. No, you know what this is it? Hold on, hold on, hold on what this shit is.

This is shit that the nigga that wear hats like this and the 70s used to walk on the block too. Watch this. Hey, supper. See, you got my white girl with you. That's an extra $200 for the white bitch. Ain't that right, baby. Don't talk when the pimp is talking. Which one of y'all are paying for my white bitch? You?

Him? Well, one of y'all niggas better have my money. Because you see my two Afro sons right there, they've been watching you suckers the whole time. So if you want some of that white bitch, vagina it's gonna be two hundred dollars that's mine baby one of the coldest niggers ever ever this the music that's gonna be playing when a nigger sitting around telling my grandsons how cold their granddad was name tell a story about me

loz niggins your granddad collo I remember one time that niggins in Detroit man by himself walking around seven mile with some flip-flops on man nigger wasn't scared of nothing man i'm telling you it ain't cause he wanted to it's because he had to that's what he had the air bn b b and b in the 70s he the 70s he the one started that he started air bn't he started that well see i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you why old niggas sit in the shell like this i'm telling you now listen it was me your granddaddy girl My brother, little Steve.

Hold up. You've got a part, Los. Then the niggas tell a story. Then look here. And another thing. This is what they say. This is our old niggas sit when they say some shit that nobody in the family want to hear. Well, you know they say that ain't even his baby while y'all out there fighting. I want to get old enough to sit like this, nigga, and be comfortable.

You can't tell a nigga. D.C., what's, the beat got you? Pa-b-bop-bop-d-da-da-da-da. Bitches. Fuck for money slowly. That's how old women have organ. Keep going. Oh.

You're like, you all right, Bertha? She's like, young man, you got dick in your pants. Keep going. Oh shit. I can't smoke no mid-drift. Where's my blunt? Damn it. D.C. lost his blunted.

Give me a blunt, somebody. Somebody. Who got a loose blunt? Do you got... Give it to me, man. Who in the got a loose blunt? Don't know, man. Hold up.

Detroit got the roll up. That motherfucker. Athletic as hell. Hold up. Detroit got the roll-up. I like this shit. That bit there bread far, that motherfucker. I got you.

She used to be a quarterback for her high school back in the day. Look at y'all. All in love, hold a hand. That's so beautiful. Who in love? They in love right there. Get a shot of the lovely couple. Yeah.

Can't even sit out. Hold her head that damn tony. Bithner a fellow will ever tell. Come on, bitch. I'm trying. How long of y'all been together? A year? Eight years.

Eight years. Oh. Oh, you're talking about them. I thought he came to eight years. Look at that nigga. He didn't even know it been that long. God damn. I got to get the fuck out of here.

Eight years. Y'all got kids? No kids? You didn't have been fucking eight years. You didn't have a shit. hardest niggas I've ever said. Eight years, bro. And you ain't, you ain't got a break

yet. Huh? His pull-out game strong. But eight years, he's like, nah, bitch, I got to think about it. This nigga got this. No, but also real nigger shit, that take a lot of perseverance.

Eight years? Eight years? That nigg been pulling out consistently for eight years. Some of us wouldn't last eight months. Fuck it. I like her. I like her.

Fuck that. I like her. I wouldn't last. I like the way her edge. Just lay down when she take a scarf off. The kids gonna be cute. The kids are gonna be cute. I wouldn't last eight minutes.

Fuck that. I don't know how to pull out. You got the strongest waist in Detroit. Nope. You thought you had me. This nigga is good with decisions. I can trust him in the game show. I'm telling you.

I'm going with him. Eight years of pulling out. That's why you're so skinny. This nigga ain't got no weight. He can't hold no weight down. This nigga been practicing pulling out for eight years. It can't gain no weight. Baby I'm hungry.

So what, nigga. You gotta keep your weight. strong. Nicky been busting. He been pulling out too long. Can't digest nothing. Can't keep nothing on their stomach. Eight years.

Look at all the niggas who leave in. Niggas. They fucked three times for you. That explains it. Nope. I believe it was her. January, May. August.

She got a... Maybe Thanksgiving or you know. Maybe. She got a strong pushers. He'd be pushing them right out. Shoot a little air right out to push. That's why you like sitting there. Shoot his head right across the room.

Her pussy so strong you'll be pussy in him. I'm about to nut. Ha! It didn't make that exact sound right there. Ha! Every time. Hey, hey, hey. You know what be playing when he pull out?

Sound like I nutted in that that time. You were like, yeah, uh-huh, I got it. That's how I nutted in that one time. I got it. I got it. I'm about to come, baby. I'm out to come. Then that horn hit.

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In that? Wish you would ask me, did I come out? Bitch, no. I stayed in. I'm sleeping the night. I'm spinning over, bitch. I ain't coming out. I'm cold, bitch.

Open up. You stupid. I don't know how to pull out. That ain't what God intended to happen. Yeah, but none of this in some pussy before, fellas. Ain't that the greatest feeling in the world, nigga? The greatest. As soon as you nut, you just start here,

we are the world. You're having children. It's only one move when you know a nigger's none than that pussy, man. This right here. This. Ah. Ha. Nigger walk away like this.

Yep. It's in there. Ladies, y'all be liking that shit, too. You locked them legs behind the nigga back. Nih, like, oh, she don't want me to leave. Right. That's why you can't fuck a bitch with no shirt on, because you'll try to get that shit drag you.

Uh-uh, where you're going? You're like this bitch. She doesn't trap me. The last time I ain't pull out. I sung a whole song. No, you didn't. You can't even sing the song no more. As soon as I left for there.

I believe I can fly. I'm going to try to get it in her eyes. Think about it every night and day. What's it say, Carlo? In the pussy where the dick going to stay. I believe it's a boy. Damn. Because I just nutted on your other son's talk.

Damn, you believe it's a boy. Turn that on. They're going to sue us. They're going to sue them. You believe is a boy. You believe it's a boy. I hope you brought some weed with you. I used to think that my pull out was strong.

Didn't know what you say, Chico. But I haven't got pussy this good and so long. It's been a long time I tried to stroke real slow To give myself some time Oh, this is my shit right here Then the last pump I thought was the last one But no

If I can see it If you can see it Then you can keep it I know you don't need it I know you don't need it You don't need it. And you swear I leave it. What?

You believe it's a boy. You believe it's a boy. You believe it's a boy. Hey, hey. I believe it's a boy. Turn that shit on. We definitely go into jail. They're going to jail.

The shit out of us. These black men support... It's the weed. It is. It is. That shit was lit. I see niggas in the life. I believe it's a boy. I see y'all.

I see y'all in the back. Hit them with the auto tune. You know you rock. What's the shit? Will you? That that church anniversary rock. Right. That shit hard.

Shout out to all the pastors in here. West Side. in the blunt under the seat. It's okay to get a half of God. So all the women who got their ex-boyfriend name tattooed on them, and you ain't with that nigga no more. If you don't take them $80 and get a butterfly put on their shit or something. That shit is itch every two.

Now the nigga, you fucking wondering if y'all going to get back together or what? Carlos. We in Detroit, so we got to give. the type of the type of ladies that are in Detroit some love you mean the real Detroit the real shut out to all the ladies in Detroit that had got a nigga shot before shut out to all the y'all that they got a nigga shot before that nigga deserved it he shouldn't have played with the east side that way all my ladies from seven miles out to all the ladies all the ladies that know all the dead niggas

everybody who got killed the last three summer what's your home boy bitch you the problem to my brother right there in the crowd with the white bucks on that you didn't pay for you rob the nigga for those we know you did it but God still loves you because you took the pressure away from that brother from wearing them God bless you my brothers shout out to all my people from Detroit, we got to give a shout out and say rest in peace to the one and only. Blade Icewood, rest and peace to the legendary Blade Icewood.

Icewood, Icewood, Heightswood, icewood. In Detroit, we don't raise our hands to praise God, we raise our fifth. U. U. Get on, U. Go Uh,

Gillo Ah, Geto Ta-a- Da-a-ta Da-a-ta- Da-a-ta-ta- Jabba-ta-chub-ta

chop-tah Uh-uh Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Oh, you may not make me cry, don't make me cry. Hey, this is what it sounds like when you walking across the stage in elementary school. Yes! Take on my baby! John John! John! And that shit hurt when you try to stop yourself a crime.

John John, you did it! You did it, John! Go get your diploma! And in 2019, G.E.B. Student of the year. John John! Little John! John!

John! Yeah. Everybody is somebody, after 80s, that's a show. Oh, shit. Man, I heard Detroit was a no-fly zone. Detroit has always been a no-fly zone because you have to be fly to be here,

so there's no need for anybody else to fly in. That's why I rode the bus up here. I ain't want no problems. Yeah. I swammed over here. I just started swimming. I said, uh-uh, I walked. When they told me we had a show at Detroit,

I was like, this trick, trick, no, did he say it was okay? Hey. See, what happened? I went to Philly and I drove in here. I drove. Yeah, I ain't rolled up here. I didn't fly. I saw with Trit trick, trick, fuck with me.

Good. Mm-hmm. You need that nigga number at all times when you in Detroit. That niggas is like Batman out this moment. Yeah, that nigga sure with some jogging pants and some motherfucking slats on. They'd be like, what's the motherfucking problem? Hey, that nigga called me one time. He said, hey, you think you could call to my barbecue?

I was like, hell no. He said, don't worry about it. I'm from the fate time. I said, shit. How the hell did you get my number, Trit, sir? I had a plate on FaceTime. I'm just, all right, yeah. I love this city.

What's your favorite part about Detroit, my favorite part about Detroit is the people, man. Right. Like, the nigga, I love this part of the city. Like, the first time I came to Detroit, man, you know what I'm saying? I'm an explorer, you know what I mean? I'm from D.C., so I'm used to ghetto shit.

You say you're an explorer? Yeah, I'm always. He is explorer, isn't it? Do me in favor. Don't be around this bitch exploring. Nah, that's what I'm saying. knew that when I first came but when I came I went the first place I went to was Motor City Soul Food I went there first sound dangerous and then and then I went to true story I went

to Eastland Mall nigger and after that I was like oh yeah Detroit grilled in a motherfucker with this where you got to come to shop I tell a joke about seeing a mannequin like this Eastland nigger true story you know what I'm like a manikers get knees they don't lose hope up here they don't know what They don't lose hope. They keep their faith up here. You did what I'm saying? It's, it's...

Everywhere you ride. It's like, damn, it's cold everywhere. But y'all can be outside like this, show live. Keep in the motherfucker on the block. What up, though? What up, though? What up, though?

You hear that? You know you're in Detroit. What up, though? What up, though? Nick. You know why I love Detroit? What? That you can stop out of the liquor store and buy any goddamn thing.

Living room, furniture, waterbed, laptop computer, some liquor, some baby pictures. Afro picks All the type of shit A screwdriver set But my My favorite rappers

Favorite rap music Come out of Detroit Because they talk the type of shit They talk that I They talk that ball shit in Detroit Oh nigger who F&B Dizzy I fuck with F&B

Been a good minute since I fell off I was down on my knuckles Now well off You see the chain You see the watch that watch me go off So get me wrong And Fing won't blow your shit off I got a career about the way

Nobody been to I barely be there only pop up When the rent do. They don't want to see me when they want to see me fall. Got $40,000 on me walking through the mall. I'm like, God, damn. This, nigger, no. That was her cousin. This bitch ran down here.

I don't got $40,000 on me, but I wish I did. Somebody seen that. And if that, you walking through Eastland. $70,000? 40,000. Okay. Then you got Sada. We fucking in the mall. Ain't no fake rap beef, nigga.

I don't play around. Scoob and Steve had the six shooter at the playground. Lay down or lay down. Can't get that with my squad. Nah, nigga, we don't want pulling chappas on y'all, and my brother fall, I'm gonna pick him up at ball, nigga, dog, niggas. Chopper, make him walk like he got dog in him, like, oh! Oh, that nigga says this shit so cool, that nigga, that nigger said why you ain't shoot back when your man's dad. You were standing with the strap like your hand tired.

That mean it was scared. Nigger. They mean it was scared. I fuck with payroll Giamani, nigger, payroll that, nigger. I'm a B'O devil less, my chef of your devil less. drop me his troubled neck i'm icy all on the neck i'm like me these niggins what about i just i just thought about something what all the niggins that they beefing with us huh and just because we in detroit i got to give a shout out the royce the five nine

because nine niggas nine niggas thought i was royce this weekend they're like oh shit royce what up though i'm like what up though nigger i ain't about to they've been telling me i look like royce for five Yeah, I love, yeah, I love Detroit, man. Detroit one of the realest cities ever. I would live in if it didn't get so motherfuckin' cold, it's so cold in the deep. Hello? How the fuck is we supposed to keep peace?

It's all on the nigga mine, hustling to do a tie. Where is she at? That bitch needs a unsung. She did not get the credit she deserved. That is a classic. They was walking through the graveyard. It's so cold in the deep. How do you?

We supposed to keep peace. All over the dick of my eyes. She had the motherfucker West Seal outfit on. I said, boy, they rimmed as fuck in Detroit. Oh, shit. Don't you hate when a nigga do the blood like that? Ugh.

God. Pag de weed, bro. I don't want to smoke that, man. That nigga got DNA all. the blood. Hey, y'all say no motherfuckin' licking the ice cream?

Motherfuck's going in the grocery store, licking on the goddamn ice cream. Oh, we're talking about that, yeah, I see that stupid-ass, stupid-ass shit, man. They ain't got to worry about us catch the shit from there, because all of us, like, touching the time.

Sometimes with shit just stupid, black people, we just got to say it stupid. Somebody's going to say, hey, hey, bitch, stop licking on that shit, bitch. I was going to get one of them, bitch, don't lick on the pizza roads. Lick on a pizza rose, bitch. You know, the crazy part is...

Lick on the toaster, scrooter, bitch. Black folks wouldn't even snitch if we saw somebody doing that. We're not. We'll tell everybody we walked back. Hey, then that nats is my fucking lick that ice cream over there. Hey, don't go on that eye. Hey, don't get that.

I see it. I seen it. We ain't going to tell the police, though. Who licked the ice cream, man? I don't know, bro. And another thing. Shout out to all the ladies who don't suck cucumbers, but suck dick, we appreciate y'all.

Women that suck real dick. Play me some music for that one. Damn, she just started waving like she was going to do the swag serve. She said, oh. Them bitch who's up there just practicing. Them whole would know what they were doing. Sucking them cucumbers practicing. Bitch, you ain't sucked the dick all else.

Stop playing. I see one whole bit the cucumber. Cucumber meat. Cucumber me. That's what I wanted to do. Cucumber, cucumber. Comey. You not spare cucumber?

I don't. Cucumber me. This shit sounds like some goddamn disco music. This ain't H&M music. Yep. They apologize. They apologize. This shit, $40.

This shit, happy as a motherfucker. West side, east side, seven miles, six miles. You need to play this. What a door. This good music. West side, east side, seven miles and six miles. What a dog.

What you tell the phone? How we go to roll my weed up. How to roll that weed up, yeah. How to roll that weed up? Nika, do we got out here? Do that shit again? That shit feels tropical. That's a motherfucker.

motherfucker, man. Nick, when it came up, nigga, when you had some two-ass shit? Hold on. Let's see who we got in Detroit tonight. What's up, G. That's Jesus.

My man right here, got a matching outfit on. He said, a weed on the west side out of his aunt home. He got two chains that he didn't buy. That he didn't buy. He robbed a white boy at a best buy.

All right, moving on. Who in here, Jiko? Who in here? All right, let's see what we got in the building tonight. All right. We got this dude. How are you, brother? Good?

We got a white man in the building. We got a white guy. He's scared as shit. We got a white boy. He's scared as shit. Are you nervous? Yeah. They're nervous.

What? What? Leave me alone. I'm going to call the police. You should be nervous, motherfucker. Why should he be nervous? What you say? Hey, security just got mad as a motherfucker.

I walked over here. He said, God damn it. You secured the middle. What's your name, big man? Jay. Jay, where you from? Detroit West Side. Detroit West Side.

You got a representative over here. That nigga Jay ain't going to stop shit. He's just here to get the overtime, nigga. He's like, shit, I'm coming on Sunday. Fuck it. Yeah, yeah, I feel you. So how long you've been doing this? About three years.

About three years you like? It's all right. It's all. That's a Detroit nigga for you right there. It's good. I don't make half as much as I do on the block, but it's good, though. Thank you for security. I'm right here.

We can't see you. Oh, I'm safe. I'm safe. I'm with the security. Oh. Now, turn the music off. This is serious business. Hey, fellas, grown men.

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It's a sexual stimulant and make your meat get hard. It's a sexual stimulant and make your meat get hard. The building. Yeah, we're moving around. Got some big-a-titty. What's up, Jay? What's up with you?

I ain't gonna say nothing, brother. You look educated. That's the corporate side right there. What's up, nigga? Look, he's trying to walk fast air. We didn't want to see. Well, you can't walk bad. Ugly, nigga, common?

Ugly, boy. Uncommon. You call that nigga, Uncommon? He said you look like uncommon. Nica, god damn. That's classic right there. Damn, them nigga, brother. Yes, your brother.

Oh, they twins? Oh, shit. Y'all, nigga, went bald the same time. He's like, I'm gonna do it for you, bro. You want to go bald? Yeah, I want to do it for my brother. Hey, I would come up top, but that shit falls as a motherfucker. Hey, nigga.

I wouldn't want to be a... That shit sounds scary as hell. I wouldn't want to be a grown-ass man with a twin. Why not? What if you get high and forget you got a twin? And you just hitting that high like, And what the both y'all have y'all like? Man y'all niggas straight?

Bro, what the fuck is y'all doing? Hold up, boy, you see that shit now? That's your goddamn brother. That's your brother, nigger. When? Y'all niggas been brothers ever. I love you too, baby. I don't know where you at. Where you at? Let me see.

That's what we need to do. need to do we need to highlight some of these fine-ass women oh yeah y'all be bullshit in Detroit do you know I want to give a niggins and pussy you gonna fuck tonight ain't you in the car come on let the seat back they can be fucking with their whole body in the car your mama said hi hey mama what's up with you what's she at on the couch she on the phone Listen the message. Hey, mom said it all nasty too. Baby, when you get up there and tell Chico Bean, I said, hey.

Yep. She's doing it right. I take her trash out. Niggins suck the shit out my dick. I take out your trash. Okay. I am a gentleman. Can I ask a question?

Like, do ladies after like a certain period, they don't get periods no more? Yeah, uh, menopause. I'm saying down, like after like 40, they don't get periods. It's called menopause. They go through menopause, they don't have periods no more. For real, because I had to add in one cool, I was like, how do you go come, come, fuck, one. you're gonna come come with me she's like now I'm like why you on your period she said

I was like uh bitch what the fuck that me bitch that's a serious question bit ain't no more periods oh that's he'll let me know that's he oh I had a hysterectomy they cut all that out ain't no nothing down there but pussy now you get pussy down now I had ain't no period ain't no hair right there she likes me pussy I'm sorry I'm sorry scared of pussy like that, that pussy is. That pussy has reached his motherfucking expiration date and started over. That motherfucker fucking pussy then hit the goddamn, you got to

take the month, what's the, what's the shit called, the recall? The pussy got recalled. That pussy refurbished. Niggas don't know what refurbished mean. That is not brand new. That shit, someone was broken. They used some other parts. Put that bitch back together. Ain't no telling what's in that motherfucker.

Nicking come out. I got a PlayStation, man. That shit refurbished. That shit's going to break, bitch. you take that bitch back to the playstation store they can't be like we're sorry sir we can't touch that that's some unknown salute to the motherfucker in jersey short white man and this motherfucker what's up with y'all we got the italian detroit hey what's up buddy bison what's up a you guys doing fucking eh yeah hey the one in the middle look like he'll he'll walk out on his whole family for some heroin you just don't fucking understand bro for some heroin bro what about the inhalers because You know, the motherfucker be, they be doing all.

That's the thing about Detroit. Y'all got real gangster white people here. It's like, what the fuck type of white people is this? I, listen, them baby fat coats is prevalent on the white people in the wintertime. He'd be like, oh, my God, I can heard. That's a big shirt too small. Those tithes about to pop. What you say?

Oh, this shit sounds like a graduation. What's you say? I love you too, bitch. When you were? Pop, pop, pop. D.C., don't fuck with her. She sounded like somebody little brother. Don't do that.

No, I can tell. I can tell if it was a little brother. Now, I love you, D.C. No, I know that bitch just smoked cigarettes right now. That bitch really got up to see who got a cigarette. People who smoke cigarette can smell other people who smoke cigarette. They're like, yep. Let me get a cigarette record.

Muffugher, they're here. You get a cigarette. It's smelling like the Greek town casino, because when you leave up out of there, You're going to smell like cigarettes like a motherfucker when you leave out Greek town. Hey, the craziest shit. I went to the casino. What happened? It was a motherfucker in there laying on the hospital bed playing that shit.

You seen him? The motherfucker had the oxygen tank of everything. He was just sitting there about to die, just playing this. I was like, man. That nigger living life fast. No, I stayed close. I was staying right by him because what if he hit and then. And he need a friend.

You got to act like that. That was your uncle. Uncle, uncle, no, he goes. That's smart, too. Yeah, I take the winners for the family. Hit that out and hit that out and tell you so bad. No. Yeah, that meet, that meet right there. Hey, man, I wanted to ask you about this.

Fly, too. What? What do you think about white people being mad that the Little Mermaid are going to be black? Man. What you say? This is what they don't understand. We just proud to see some black people swimming. Oh, y'all going to be back, black.

Oh, y'all going to be mad. Ha, ha. Nobody get a fuck. Nelson Monsalab. Ha, ha. We deserve to have some black people in movies. Got that? Y'all take them.

They take all our culture anyway. We deserve to take some of it back. Fuck that. I wish they would put a white Ethiopian over there. Bitch, that's black. Stop. Shit. We're going to remake every movie with some black people in it.

Right. Everyone on. What movie is what you want to say? remade with a black head. Flintstone. The nigger, Batman. And I want to be the Joker. Oh, yeah.

Tonight is the night we kill the bats. Batman to be lazy ahead. Like Batman, you got to go to work. Man, I'm tired in the bitch. Man, them niggas on the west side. Always doing that shit. Why they keep calling me at night, man?

Call me in the morning, man. Keep calling me at 2 o'clock in the morning. Batman, what, nigga? You know what I want to see what we made with? No, that's why Batman come out. You're black. He don't fight cramps in the middle of the night after the club let out.

He drunk. Yeah. You know what I want to see Rema with a black ass Titanic because that shit will be a Tom Joyner Cruz, nigger. What? Niggas be fighting the whole time the goddamn shit going on out. I bet you want nobody die when that boat go down. I tell you that's crazy.

Every nigga be alive, big girl. No, you're going to watch three hours of the movie. There ain't going to be no crash. Man, what the fuck the crash? And then the screen going to get black and be like, the fuck you thought you know where he crashed they got their boat no they got a maintenance man on that motherfucker somewhere some mechanic on that bitch oh he needed some glue gorilla glue it's a crackhead down there holding the whole ship together yep y'all go ahead

i got it don't worry about it that's you know what fly that's the movie that's the movie the titanic ain't gonna crash because we got the whole crew is crackheads and they down in the bottom of the boat shit i'm just glad they let her get on this motherfucker God damn. Shit, ain't nothing going to happen that goddamn boat. Why, I'm on that motherfucker boy. I said, shit, dear. I ain't told you no war that a long time. I'll tell you another thing. Roll, roll,

roll your boat, nigga. Yeah. Shit. We on this bit. Let me tell you some. They couldn't cry because, get with it. Anytime you rhyme with a nigga, if a nigga feel like you about to crass, he's going to grab the wheel. People are like, nigga, you see that ice? Nigger, I said, did you see that motherfucking

ice, you got to turn that bitch. Right They gonna start driving that bitch Hey, he gotta sit down He tripping Yep And you know the news Gonna spread fast

Because niggas on the boat Hey man I heard that motherfucking nigga driving that boat Don't know what ice Look like man I heard the nigga got a lot When niggas get back No it wasn't a motherfucking wreck

I mean a few motherfuckers fell off the boat Now we did lose three people To my niggas Slap that goddamn wheel And we avoided that iceberg I ain't ain't in line bro I don't get what you say I don't been in the ocean, and that shit looks scary.

A real nigga ain't going to no ocean. Niggins go to roll out there and be like, you know what? I'm going to turn this motherfuck around. They're going to think we went some goddamn, I've been on the ocean, too. You remember we were on that fishing and shit? Oh, yeah, we went on that big-ass boat. We were like, niggins, that water can't fuck with this big-ass boat. Look how we smooth sailing through this bitch.

That water ain't shit. Then we got into the real goddamn ocean, and that bitch just started rocking. Oh, shit. I'm about to throw up. I'm talking about to rock, rocking. Nick, I was upstairs on the top of the boat like I had just got the shit fucked out of me I'm in that moment

And that seasick is another That emotion sickness, hey man I was out there playing like that shit wouldn't get to me though Because you were sick I was sick boy I was like I'm all right Bro I'm so

I'm so hood I didn't know what motion sickness was I ain't think we could get that Until I got this shit one day taking another flight from L.A. to New York, I was sick and fucked from all the point. I was just motion sick. But my first thought wasn't even motion sickness. I'm in the bathroom on the plane. Like, oh my God, this bitch ain't got me pregnant. I'm throwing up and everything. I got more than sickness. I can't keep nothing down. I want to sprite. Oh, my God. My nipples

was tempted. For real. That boat got the moving, boy, that boat got to move and had me moving like I was praise dancing. Yeah, you was up there fucked up. At first you was having a good ad time, yeah, I fish, I fish. Before you know it, I'm like, what a fuck, Tico ass is at? Man, that dude was upstairs, that boat was goddamn, uh, uh, uh, that nigga was laying on that bed. That they were like, uh, my head too big for that shit.

I, that ain't, that shit, they didn't have to prop your head up, though. You get real dizzy when you got a big ass head and your shit get the movement you can't control it. I felt like a toddler on that goddamn boat. I had to prop your head up. Prop his head up. Oh, shit. That, my goodness, ah. When the sip stop, they use your head as an ankle, your head.

Salute all the big head niggas in the building, man. They don't know the type of problems we got. Then I'm baldhead now, too, because like I said, you got different type of problems. You ever get in there, I tell you get that mosquito bite right there, nigga, now. You got the... Y'all don't know. Y'all ain't got that little sauce spot? Like, baby, that little softball.

Hell, yeah. Hell, no, I ain't got no soft spot. What a ball head, niggas at? You ever walk in. You ever get in the shower and they got damn shower hit the top of that ballhead, nigga? Oh, shit, where is Jesus?

She said, I got a soft spot. What my soft spot is? You got a soft spot, too. Oh, wait a minute, D.C. She said, she was about that. She said, Missy a man, I go down there touch a sauce spot. Boy, you better get over here.

That girl, I'm his finger to you. You can tell. She thought she was a man, huh? I thought she was a man. Lo, you could tell she like pussy from the way she licked her finger. She was like, Now, she's a real one.

That's a real one right here. She didn't got no scrap. She just a hunch all night. She licked her fingers like she was very count some money, nigga. I'm like, damn. Hey, y'all lay that laid her long. You know she got the click with the dickhead on it.

Shit, boo! Oh, shit. That thing said the clit with the dick head. The button on the side. That scared is a motherfucker boy. If you have to see a big ass clit, you'd be like, wait a minute, ma'am, your dick is out. Trit.

Put your dick up, ma'am. Put your dick back in your pussy. I don't want to fuck with you. Put your dick back in your pussy lips. This is scary. So much skin, less pussy. Oh, my goodness. Dog, a big clit, that bitch, you'd be like, she get excited. That motherfucker come out. You'd be like, ah, this bitch got a pit bull penis on her pussy. Hell no. That motherfucker just grew out. A bitch got a pit bull dick in her pussy. Put that motherfucker back, baby. Close that up. That is a threat to society right there. You got a weapon of mass destruction in your pussy. That nigga had to cut the lights on. Uh-uh, uh-uh, what the fuck?

They're like you in there sucking a monkey nipple. You're like, wait a minute. It ain't supposed to go this far back of the dick of throat. What the fuck is going on? Why am I gagging eating this pussy? What is it wrong with me? Oh my goodness. Where did this come from?

That motherfucker come out nowhere. My motherfucker turtle head. Hey, now, what's up with y'all in this motherfucker? A turtle head? head, nigga. If your clique come out to pussy like a turtle hair, we cannot fuck ever again. Oh my goodness. You hitting the pussy in that clip, hitting you and your mid-section

fellas, you're confused in the motherfucker like, ah, no. You gotta, you're supposed to have a brother. You ate your twin brother in the womb, bitch, that's what you did. You ate your twin brother. That nigga dick still on you. You is a dirty bitch. Y'all laugh because

you didn't see this shit. Don't laugh silent. You ate your twin brother? You think you said you ate your twin brother. That is phenomenal. That shit ain't funny, Chigo. Oh, yeah. I'm scary, man.

Fellas, you ever said the woman with a big clint, nigger? That shit's scared. Fellas, make some noise so they know we ain't just making this up. Okay, y'all know y'all got blickick, come on, man, go. So you mean, me and Chico, the only ones who've seen this shit? Okay. You know y'all got it. You know it's out there.

Fat lips, less coocha, big-clit, stop playing. Oh. That was funny. We'd be laughing at me who ain't circumcised. Some of them ain't circumsat. That's what they get. I don't know what that feels like. Ah, ha.

My shit got a little, a little shed. That nigga said my dick got a shit. It do. It got that little trim on the way it looked like a little. It's like a little shit. That thing a dick got a hoodie on. God damn. Fuck y'all.

It's other shit to meet this time. My shit looks like that little umbrella and a little martini's, the little, yeah. Like an umbrella, wha! Yep. Hey, man! Better stop playing, man. No, fuck that. However you say that, that's funny,

my dick, my dick got a shit. They do. Somebody text that to yourself right now and then look at it when you get drunk. Look at my man right there, he says, that shit, that shit is funny is fuck now, Nick. All right, do you got a shit. Oh my god

My dick got his shit They said my fuck shit They got skin like that shit like a slinky like That is nasty I don't give a fuck Well that's too much I'd be scared to fuck If I had all that shit

Don't blow that slinky out I'm like hold up I got to find my dick Oh my god What the fuck? I hate this, Nick. What'd you just throw up here, nigger? Oh, it's a lighter. Oh, okay, you can't just be throwing shit on there.

We in Detroit, nigga. What is it? Stupid-a-boy? Here it go one, bro. The fuck-up part is we got a lighter. That nigga didn't even have to do that. I do. Here you go.

Guess what your shit is under the couch. Who? Stupid-ass-ha-boy. Who? Your mama should have bought a ticket. God damn. Your mama saying, hey, is she at work or she at the house? I can tell. Shit. Hey, your mama. How you doing? Mournful going to call, you bad eight times.

She's going to call one more time. Tell D.C. I said hello. Hello? Ask them if they like their greens, simmer to boil. Ask them because if they come over here, I'll make them a pot of greens. You high? I like going over there. I like going over at a house. I got a whole lot of medicine. Uh-oh. She might let you know. nothing in the night she a little bit high nigger she ain't gonna get it is you might be your time

bro might be your night no keep doing you hold on keep the street going and you have another this somebody i mean even though nope don't answer that don't answer that eight years ago eight years ago eight years ago nine years ago no never that's your first no okay she don't grab their hand like hey bro i'm gonna tell you this ain't nobody else gonna take the first time you do it whatever wrong what you got gonna fix it I'm telling you, bro, he gonna heal all your sickness. As soon as you bust off in there, you ain't grown toe-neil gonna grow all the way out.

Headline gonna come back, dark, watch. Look at that nigga right there, like shit, no it ain't, nigga, that's nothing to bitch all the time. My shit still fucked up. Ah, man, all the fellas out here were fucked up, headline, man. Come on over to the ball side, man. No, look, he took his hat out.

He's like, I fear you, I fear you. Your Bob would be talking about you like a motherfucker, when you need a barbers out who god damn that nigger kid shit boy i got to get some new clippers to feed that niggas some oh god dangles really be trying to say they had like cut that shit bro your shit back here my nigga look cut the ass you hear me cut that shit to y'all good like this shit right here through through i still got a lie hi the fuck that's one any bald head nigger in here tell you nigg i ain't always bald nigger my sides still regular. Yep. If I let my hair grow out. I'm killing. If we was doing sides

like you. Let me tell you something. My daddy. Oh. My daddy. Oh, exactly. George Jefferson. That's what I is. This nigga will not get the entire ball. He only got the U-shaped ball right here patch all around. And so you niggins out here with them lace fronts, you niggas go in the hell. All right. God not going to lift you in the heaven with a lace front on, sir. You walk around with a whole goddamn lace front on your head. My niggas are bold getting that shit in the barbershop like other niggas not recording y'all stupid ass. Nigger be leaning back like, ain't nobody gonna record me, right? You scrape?

Okay, nigga be in there like, but. Put a towel over his eyes. I don't understand how a nigga can walk around with that shit. You got a lace front now. You're in the club patting your shit like a bitch. That shit isched on the fellas. Yep, stupid. It'd be raining them niggas can't go outside just yet.

Look, I won't go outside. Shout out to all the ladies who don't have the same wig for three boyfriends. You close, man, you close. You had to put that wig in the washing machine, got that angle and throw that bitch on the spin cycle. The spin cycle. Shout out to all my niggas, this is your first summer out of jail in a long time. Like you've been locked up the past four five summers, you're really just out here on some grown man shit. You ain't miss shit but the temperature.

he out he ain't doing shit you you ain't miss shit what's up boy you good this your first summer out in a minute how many year my nigga how many year how long was you enough you're a half oh no you see last summer boy you ain't wrong too stop playing so my niggas who ain't see summers summers you're going to miss Thanksgiving boy you're good you good shit your ass up that nigga miss easel like yo man I miss everything They were home before criminal. I know. There's a nigga here been locked up since Jaru was the shit.

We talk about you. Welcome back. That nigga got out with my baby. No, that's over with bro. Oh, them niggins at the top. Yeah, my niggins at the top. Yeah, yeah. Go give me some pussy.

Is you gonna give me some pussy? All right then, bitch, fuck you. I'm gonna. The nigga over there and negotiating. Yeah, I try to get scoos. Go get your coups, come on. Yeah. She's fine, though.

She's pretty. You got that big forehead. That means that pussy get wet from the head all the way down. Big forehead women got a, got a pussy juice pouch in their forehead. I got this from my bill, too, so when you get them excited, that pussy juice running all the way down their body. The fucked up thing is, when we post this shit online, the nigger that she fuck with in Detroit going to call it, be like, so, so, so you just, you just smoking with niggas, huh? I saw you little thirsty ass going to run up to D.C. You smoke you.

So, so you, so you made to tell me you smoke. with niggas huh so all the nigger out of had to talk to you is some motherfucking blunt huh shit i'm talking about you'll be talking about not the world gonna say it so that's what the fuck you doing that's how you gonna do me you you smoking with niggas then you're gonna hit her with that bitch look outside and then they're gonna be standing sitting outside in the car i'd be feeling like since you want to smoke so but the so out to all the ladies that like the fuck with crazy niggas salute to y'all so look at all the crazy bids and look at our hurt now the crazy thing is people think you crazy for saying that and this actually women who

made noise and be like yes give me a crazy knicker not like a close fist punch but like a quick gram in the argument right a bucka she want a buckle like bitch she like yeah stop you ain't gonna do that somebody's like to get dead said our daughter ladies that had never had that door kicked in on them that bedroom door you didn't went and closed that door you didn't close that door that nigga came and showed you how much he loved his phone. Hey, boy, ooh, I don't know. You sitting there on the bed in Indian style. I ain't need to go through it. Come on then.

Fuck these crazy, bitch. What you think worse, fellas, fucking with a, uh, uh, uh, a woman fucking with a crazy nigga or us fucking with a crazy woman. Crazy woman, look at all the fellas. That shit different. That crazy woman. That shit is sexy. Crazy woman is sexy, because you can like, you be like, ah, ha, ha, they be crazy, bro. But like, a nigga, that nigga be in your window, like. You must have to come out to talk about that, bitch.

You must ain't never had no crazy bitch, that bitch will take the biggest thing in your yard and bust their window out. I know you motherfuckin' heard me. No, that ain't crazy. That bitch need to go to prison right now. That bitch is crazy. No, crazy is where you wake up and that bitch standing over you. That shit sexy. I love you so much.

I guess because I'm crazy. Like, bitch, what the fuck? Did you not go to sleep? Like, why the fucker you still won't? Bidsteading over me, I look at you crazy. Like, what, bitch? You cook? But that's the thing.

All women get crazy. Like, you put the right dick on a woman. She's going to get crazy. Right. That bitch's putting it up wherever you at. I don't know how she found out, but this bitch is there. Look at her. He pointed out.

He said he was like. She wasn't ain't supposed to be at the show. This nigga was like, yeah, we're going to have a good dad, baby. Hey. Where you go on? You go to a company show? Excuse me, bitch. That's my ticket.

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when you take care of your mental health. That crazy girl puts a hit different. So dude, that shit, grab you. Every time you get out, they're like, where you go on? That is a well-known fact. Ooh, that shit. What's the craziest thing a woman ever did to you? Crazy thing ever did to you?

Crazy thing at all? Crazes. I'm crazy. I don't find none of that shit crazy. I just be like, yeah, this bitch stupid. I think the craziest shit I've seen a woman do. We was arguing. We was arguing in the car.

Uh-huh. In the bitch, it got out. It was her car. I was driving. she got out the car and keyed her car so i don't give a fuck so so it's mine your ass driving it oh my god that's crazy the craziest thing ever happened to me bitch poured up on me in my car nigga pulled up on me in my car i'm like bitch how the fuck did you get the keys in my car she was like don't worry about to get in we need to talk i'm like we sure do

because if you can get the keys of my car you probably get the keys to everything else bitch What I do? Well, no problems with you. God damn. Oh, no. Hey, I don't know. Hey, I don't know. This bitch ain't living in that crazy to me.

Man, it's a crazy ass when you want to do nothing to me. Don't, you got, you got, what's we got? What happened? What happened? Huh? A bitch blew your car. She's definitely from the east side. Nigger, what the fuck you do to that girl?

That car didn't work no way. That's it. We just steal. No, she blew your shit up. With what? In your dryway. Before she blew it up, we were like, uh-uh. She tried to tell you that she was pregnant.

She was like, he said, fuck that nigger. Bitched trying to give you a gender reveal, my fucker by blowing your car. She was trying to tell you you gave her herpes, nigger. This nigga than fuck the ex-man. This bitch didn't win her. Hey, man. I don't know. Like, part of me saying I got to fuck with her,

because any bitch who know how to blow up shit, I need her on my team. Like, that's shit, lightweight, impressive when you think about it. You be like, how the fuck you do that? Like, ah, shit. You were going to kill me. Bitch, come in. And it'll make you talk different. Nigg. You ever go somewhere they don't want to get your money back? You'd be like, hey, man, I need a, I need a refund for these joys. I'm sorry, sir, it's been over longer than 30 days. Look here, man. I got my lady out here. You definitely don't want her to come in here.

She ain't going to blow this bitch to fuck up if she do. Literally. Damn, man. How long were you fucking with it before she blew your shit up? Bitch, I wish you would blow my bitch. Maybe a year. A year? Everybody has your mama, your nephew, bitch.

See that's where you're... Listen, this is enough example what crazy, what, what crazy do? When your girl got to go to the bathroom and make you come to, she was like, I got to pee, so that means we got to pee. Come on. Look, they got to pee. I ain't to pee anyway. I was ready to pee I was waiting on you Bill

I knew you had to get up soon can't just sit here and not pee pee a bitch know how crazy you is she only do what you allow her to do you allow her to blow your car up that's what that was she knew

she's like he ain't gonna do that I burn his clothes all the time he's not gonna do nothing see now you victim blame it he is the victim don't blame him that's why we got to have a class for niggins

like him. Nigga, you ain't victimized. Come to my class, you're stupid. You allowed it. You can't put your foot down. How do you put your foot down on a woman that blow shit up? Nigga, you get gasoline, too, nigga.

Bitch, what you doing? I'll blow you up, blow me shit up. I'll blow you up. Come on, shake you then, bitch. We'd be out there throwing gasoline on this. Nigger. Man, what the fuck? Could you imagine you living there apartment?

complex they out there throwing gas on this stuff again i got to move around this bitch these motherfuckers got the whole complex metal gasoline what the fuck they out there throwing gas on each other again ain't nobody ever got no matches just the gas stink out there ain't bad when you living in a hood man you a bitch playing i fucking hate y'all you shoot me i shoot you bitch come on they out there throwing gas again that That was gangster, what you just did. She said, fuck, skew me. She just moved the whole chair.

She said, ain't nobody sitting there no way. She didn't want to say skew me. She got to peeve for real, for real. She got it. She just farted. That's what that was. She said, br-drh-uh. She did.

Walking Fats, pretty. Yeah, that dude. They came out. It hit right there. It got right there. He let that shit come out. Uh-uh. She ain't got on no draws.

He's going to hit the floor. Uh-oh. You know, 10 seconds, niggins are starting to smell it. Bitch, I know it's you, bitch. You're really gonna talk about that lady like this. We ain't do what she did herself. What time? This is beautiful, man.

We in Detroit. All these black people that came by to show us love. Niggas is burning good blunts in this motherfucker. We haven't... Smoke it. This shit felt like a cookout, don't. I know y'all scared right here what you what you're trying I'm not no no I ain't smoking that huh no no I ain't smoking out of that Detroit loop that shit I should

have had you too high out here I don't like being too high you Detroit niggas get too high hey hey Cico D'4 right here scared because this shit right here ain't put together right that shit is glue only right here ain't nothing holding that damn spill what they don't know is those aren't statutes those are some of them niggins who be downtown they just being real still. They're gonna want some tip money at the end of the show.

You know how fuck that we'd be? You know how crazy it'd be one of the motherfuckers just turned around and was like, yeah, y'all knick's funny than the motherfucker. Nah, it would be a damn shame how bad that nigga catch an ass whooping from coming to live.

But what if we was back in them times, like we came a long way, bro, I can't talk shit with that damn. And we're like, hey, let me tell you so shit, let me tell you so. Let me tell you to him. I can't talk shit like that. Look, if I tell you with my...

Hey, shah, shah, shah, shah. I'm just talk to you like that, bro. Look, stop playing with me. Medieval times, nigga. Hell. How do you yanking, nigga? There had some niggas back then, too. There was, niggas was out there talking like that.

You really had to be a killer. Stop playing with me, J.B. Listen, stop. What? Stop fucking playing with me. There's some of us out there. You think it was niggas doing medieval times? Yeah, what?

That heavy, all my man, nigg ain't gonna be walking around That shit, nigga dragging their spears and shit. Niggins would have had it on in fashion, just the chest plate. Hell yeah, nigga, this shit go with my motherfucking shoes. That shit made too much noise. You can't creep up on nobody that shit. Kink, clank, clank, clake. Clank.

Clank. Clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clik. somebody when it's like, my dick. What? When your belt comes loose like that, like by itself, that means it's like a ghost telling you. Somebody want to suck it. Oh.

Oh, I didn't know that. That's what you said, braces. That's what you said. You're fixing for me. Let me see. Bitch, you ain't fixed it. They get her rub on. Crazy that girl. So crazy.

Put it in the belt, man. Loopy. Stop playing. Hey, that's why it took her so long. It ain't her job to find the hole. It's ours. We got to find the hole. Remember we used to be scared of that shit? We used a young nigga.

Bro. I told my nigga the other day, bro. When you were young, bro, that she was like, oh, like, Gucci were like, what? I remember the first time I seen a pussy in person. I was like, hmm. That shit's something different, ain't it?

Right now, it's like, hey? Hey. Then I touched that motherfucker and felt that water. I was like, oh, my God. What is this? Ooh, damn. She let you do all that? Yeah, she was older, though. Yeah, she was a... She enjoyed this year. Yeah, she was a stupid, young, yeah, nigga. I'm about to take it virginity. It's just one of those benefits of being a man. Like, you know, as a man where you, if you were a 15-year-old boy, you fuck a 24-year-old woman, ain't nobody can be like, she molest to him. She blessed that nigga. She looked out for us. She looked out for us. Fellas, you imagine you're 15 getting some grown woman pussy.

You're the greatest nigger in the whole middle school, man. Right, nigger, give me some. Boy, you get older pussy. You age when you get older pussy. That's how men mature. When young, when we fuck older women, nigger, we, whoever we fuck, whatever age is, that's how old we are. If we 14, that bitch's 18, we're 18 now.

It's over it. Fuck a bitch, 22. Hey, Mom, give me the bills. I got you. I got you. 22. 22. Why is this shit true?

This shit true is. It is. Grown. There's nothing you can teach me. It is. And that's the thing. Like, when we was young, niggas, we ain't going to act like the ladies. It's different for y'all, but y'all was young, fucking with the old dope boys in the neighborhood, too.

You remember the girl that was in the ninth grade with the big fat ass and the dope boy you pull up in the Cadillac and pick her up at the school that wasn't her father. Look, she's like, that was me. Bitch, you fast. Bitch, that's what you was. That nigga was bringing her extra large pieces. at 10 o'clock. Early. Because he was selling dope.

He could come back. Yeah, to get back to the trap. See a nigga picking the girl up in the knife grazing. They got white bus rims. Boom, boom, boom. And what's up with y'all young niggins? Get like me. They were picking them on. We were like, damn, right about you all talk to?

Damn, ain't it fucked up. We had to get grown to figure out that them niggas was, goddamn breaking the law. Breaking the law! Them niggas was goddamn prediless, man. Whole predators. The niggas in here right now do that shit like, man, that shit ain't funny. Because you're a petapal, man, your old ass from up to high school.

You are going to jail. What's your freaky ass? What your freak ass? Look, that nigga can wait to play. Why you be? Why you be? That boy, that's how we're here to know. And then whatever you, whatever you call out, that nigga know how to do. Give me a drum roll.

Uh-oh. Oh, that shit was five, dude, that one time. Okay? Okay. You sound like you practiced that one. That was a good one. All right, play something that a nigger will play when he find out his bitch cheating on him.

Oh, that's a good one too, because a nigga about to creep up on the ass. That's how the old 90s R&B got down. Yeah, hell yeah. You're gonna hit her with the usher. I'll be doing this thing because I know in about a couple of years they ain't gonna do this shit no more. What? Nika knees still good.

Cut. All right. Now play something. Play something. Play something a nigga would. Play something a nigga played when he's about to get some pussy. Some new pussy. Some new pussy.

You're thinking about you about hitting wrong. Yeah, because you're going to war, nigga. Yep. No, bro. They say he got herpice, bro. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hold on D.C.

Wait a minute. Stop it, guys. We're trying to get some new pussy. That ain't the song to play on new pussy. Wait a minute. Hold on, D.C. That ain't what we're trying to do. Man, hold on that shit was bumping.

Seven o'clock on the dot. You ain't hear that shit? My drop-top. I don't want to hear that. Uh-uh. It's new pussy. That shit was bumping. It was dope, but not new pussy.

Y'all ain't even catching. He said that shit was bumping. He said that shit was bumping. See, your own point, nigga. When I play some shit, where you might be... Now, I give you the scenario, right? You've been trying to fuck this girl for the last three years. She's been bullshit.

Then one night you catch her, she needs $40, and you got it. And you go over there, and she's finally going to get you the pussy. If you got some pussy on you, won't you split it with me? Go split it with me. Hey, go split it with me. If you got your pussy on you, go split it with me, go split it with me. I said, if you got your pussy on you, go split it with me, go split it with me. I said, if you got your pussy on you, go split it with me, go split it with me, go split it with me.

Hey, if you got some good pussy, won't you let me hit me? Let me hit, but I ain't talking about the buses with the big old clits. I'm talking about the ones. They got the juices that's flowing. Let me fuck with you, and you know that I'm open. I like the older ladies with bad knees and can't ride. They always say, young man, meet me outside. I take it to the house, and I'll be squeezing her dick.

And then she'd be like, give me a piece of dick right quick. I said, ooh, don't stand. I want that coochie with the coochie hair. I said, ooh. Give a song I want an old suck my dick with a gun Ha ha ha I'm gonna give her the dick

I'm about to give her a dick I'm about to give her the dick I want to go I said if you got your pussy on you Go on split it with me Go on split it with me If you got your pussy on you Go on split it with me

I'm about to give her the dick She wants some dick because it's her birthday and she ain't hand done since like last Thursday that was she said but I know she lied I'm gonna get the pussy anyway I'm tired of trying and I'm gonna get the pussy and you know that's for show put the dick in and say what up do because we in Detroit and I know that's what they like for the east side bitch holding my pipe I said ooh no stare I want to Coochee with the coochie hair

What you need? I said, ooh, but why? Fuck that bitch all way back to eight miles. And you know that shit, you can't stand me. I like the pussy Harry while is hanging out the panties. Oh, yeah. And I'm a hell of a guy. You ain't never seen the pussy that be hanging on the dots.

Hey, I say, give me some pussy, girl, you know you should. And if you fuck me right, I hit the new blade icewood. Oh. Much love all the ladies out here giving consent. Saying yes. We love some consent. Ain't nothing like some consent. We don't want the pussy if you don't say yes. I said. We don't want the pussy if you don't say yes. I said.

We don't want the pussy if you don't say yes. What? We don't want the pussy if you don't say yes. You got a verbally said. You got a verbally said. You got a verbally said. You need to verbally say it. Say yes. I'm with it. Matter of fact, going to grab my titty. Say yes. I'm with it. Matter fact, going to grab both tits. Uh-oh. Who tithes? I need some tithes to grab. Come here. Give me some tithes to grab. All right. I want to grab. I want to grab. I want to grab. Come here, come out. We're going to make consent.

Ooh. Oh, the ladies who want us to grab their titty. Come here. Come here. Come here. If you want them to grab your tits, walk down in the crowd. Come here, I love this show.

I love my job. As y'all can see, they want me to grab these tits. If you want, they are coming down here and want these tits to be grabbed. These are sagging. I got a yes and be. Yes and be. Yes, indeed. I got a scoop, these.

I like that, that's real titty. Let me see. Oh, let me see it. Oh, it got a heart on it. Ah. Them tettys been used for far. Come here, Tettys. Oh.

I grab this bit, stomach, chest, everything. This is a heart. This is a heart. You got a small brush strap. She got a small brush strap. She got a small brush strap. She got a small brush strap. Touch your tithies is like giving some tap.

John Q! John Q! I finally got the heart! Hey! Hey, fly. Hey, grab her, her teeth is like giving some nap. Nugger, you're like, ah, all right. My niggins.

Like hitting the button on the game show. Oh, we ain't gonna need you out there. Salute them titties. You this on a hug. Salute them tittes, because those tiths are real. A, D.C. God pett is here for giving her a dime bag word for tithes. word for tithies he's so stupid what happened to them tithes they just running those titty

doesn't run away tithes she didn't let me touch those tithes hey hey titty's on the floor i want to grab yours got some tithes on the floor what it i want to grab to her tities i know you ain't had your tits grabbed in a long time i think you line i said she ain't had a tithes grabbed been a long time she like so let think she's lying she been sneak dick and chico come about the italian let me get one come on come on come on give it to me come on game give it to me come on come on we got to do it for the culture come on one time do it for the culture come in for the gram go ahead and let my boy touch them tithes bam do it for the culture do it for the Graham. Go ahead and let my boy touch them.

Oh look. This the hand you grabbed the titty with? One Titty Make America Great Again. Oh, we're getting a titty closer. Hey. Bro, you just grabbed that lady Titty. She don't even like boys. All the niggas in him make a wish right now.

Let's do it. That might be our only. be our only hope it's our time we move on up real niggas are back and style turn this shit off you can't top that after doing that and shit else he could do well that boy you know how cold you gotta be ma'am how you feel about it how do you feel how you feel peter pop off what you need is a little water Call this number And you give me your whole bank account

I just wondered if that spirit got back in them Yeah That thing would be lying like a motherfucker So tell me what the What the Miracle Water did for you I opened my bank account and I see $400,000 No that Miracle Springwater do more for you than that I only had one leg

And then I ordered the Miracle Springwater And my leg completely grew back full now I can do this again Don't you see What the miracle spring Water I'll be like my nigga That shit is not doing all that

Oh no he ain't no worse than my man to be like God Said did you I'm like nigga BET terrible for showing this shit At 3 o'clock in the morning Waking me up out my sleep scaring and shit out of me

God off nigger shit Hey but that's the devil But did you see the mention of the challenge Bro you ain't the pastor Who were cursing He would mention the challenge but he would curse while he were preaching, bro.

And she was better than fuck. He was like, see, your motherfucker don't know. Then God is real. Yeah, yeah. Pastors at church all the time. It'd be getting excited. Turn to your Bible to first Jacob.

You got to see this shit. I'm sorry. Oh, your blood still lit. Oh, shit. I just got shot. Your blunt was lit. I just burned myself. What did you do, nigga?

His blunt was still lit. You burnt your skin? I'm okay. This thing is stupid. What's the fucking wrong with you, man? I'm okay. What did you? You burnt yourself on the blunt?

Yes. Oh my god. That's just got in my face, everything. You know, when niggas get burnt, we just fuck up everything. Ah! Hey, man, what the fuck? Hey, that burnt. Hey, man, yeah.

You ever got pop with that bacon grease, that shit, wake you up, don't it? You'd be hell, yeah, this bacon about to be crisping in the pot. Ah, ha, fuck. Hey, that's the lesson that you gotta get grown to realize, fellas, don't ever try to cook French fries naked. You gotta make love to what burnt you, I said you want to burn the niggas, shit.

No, you don't. You shouldn't have made love to what burnt you. That's what happened. What I like that. Let me see what burnt me. This motherfucker is crazy, man. I'm good for it. Oh, shit.

I'm like that little homeboy in the hood that you love seeing walk up the street who ain't got no job. I'm like, this d'nig of fun at hell. I ain't got no job. I'll be to tell some jokes. What else's been going on in the city out here? Huh? The who?

The lobby. Niggas blocked off the lions? The lions. The lodge, nigga. They blocked the launch. Oh, they blocked the whole freeway off and was drifting on a freeway? Huh?

Doing donuts. Who did that? Who did that? A bunch of niggins. Look at my niggas right there. They said. Salute y'all name. Real ya, hell yeah.

Salute. Stand up before they catch y'all. We gonna blur y'all faces on live. We're gonna blur it out. So we're real, niggas. Blur their faces out. But y'all niggas keep doing donuts. Drifting on the highway.

It was a nice day and y'all just said, fuck it. Y'all nigger with a bad ad tides, don't we're trying to do no donut. Yeah, poor. Yeah, stupid ad, boy. But do you see how proud... You see how proud of the city is, and you like, nigga, he shut the whole freeway down, man,

doing the trash. We say who did it, that nigga shit? Remember, that nigga held his hands up like Will Smith when the cab came. What kind of car y'all got? No, they can't tell you all that. They ain't. Not the one you asked to be doing the car.

Hey, let me ask somebody in the crowd. What was the alleged car? Allegedly some charged All right. Y'all niggas in Toyota, don't try that shit. She got the video. She sold you. She got the video. What the fuck were you doing out there?

Record it. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see what they be doing. Hey, them niggins was live on Facebook. Go crazy. They start their bed. Oh.

They stupid. The police on the way right now. Look at a nigga be thinking, they're like, hey, bro, we got two most men. I already know what the white people said. This niggas really got the whole highway blocked on. A team of hip-hop rappers shut down traffic tonight. Like, y'all got to be together, though. Y'all just can't stop in the middle of traffic.

Like, niggas be like, woo. No, don't do that shit at night. You want to impress me? Get up early in the morning and do that shit at 6 o'clock. Not when niggas going to work. Make everybody got that damn late for work. Nick going to get out of that whoop somebody ass. You're going to see the real Detroit dead.

It's going to be a nigga get out of Cadillac with a hat like this and the old pistol. Excuse me. No, because somebody got me fucked up. I've been working at the film

for 30 years. I'm about to lose my goddamn job because you ignorant and niggles. Nick, I ain't going to shoot you first. He's going to walk up and go like this. Fah! Now, that's the first one. Hey, young man.

The next one is going to be in your ass. I can speak with you, young man. Yeah, let me talk to you. for a second. Get your tired ass off the goddamn highway. You get dumb ass shit. I'm from Detroit Michigan, nigga. Dude, get your tired ass, boy, you in old.

Man, listen, no. I mean, I'm going to curse you out like an old nigga going to curse you off. Look here, you look dumb motherfucker. Ain't a goddamn thing you can teach me about a motherfucker thing. I know more than you have never learned and I've forgotten one of you and know, motherfucker. Don't let it be a real nigga. He's

going to get in the car with you. Yeah. Well, you know that nigga, I only do your car. But then I tell you at him. I gotta go to work. That's the blood that blew up. Don't fuck with that one. Look.

That shit I'm gonna kill DC. Unfortunately, they're giving us the fucking exit. We ain't leaving, cut the lights on. We feel to run their motherfucking bill up. We don't give a buck. Hey, J.O.N. Hey! Time to go, there we can't.

Yeah. Yeah. Detroit, y'all had a good time tonight. No, that wasn't, everybody. Detroit! If y'all enjoy ourselves, hold up. Detroit! If y'all enjoy ourselves, let me get a what up, though.

One more time, what up, though? Hey, Detroit, we are the 85 social. We love the shit out, y'all. Hey! Loyal Dita! Yeah! Love you and love y'all, Detroit. All right, Detroit.

All right, Detroit, give it up for the 85 staff show one more time. Give it up for Chico Bean one more time. Give it up for DC Young Fly one more time. Detroit, give it up for Carlos Miller one more time. Give it up with my man Gutsu on the drums, Detroit. And y'all already know, give it up with Jay. Oh, yeah, bro. You're not gonna do we're gonna kill some, bro, like,

your bitch got rid of my mother, killing. I can't. They're gonna fucking with you something. Like, hell, you just had it on, don't do anything like this, bro, like. Like, man, when you know your boy, when you try your whole like that, you tell you the whole work something. This nigga said, if you hear a bitch, he's coming. Nah, that nigga said, this dick got a shit, nigga.

My dick got a shit. My dick got a shit. Boy. That shit's a boy. Motherfucking Detroit, Michigan. Listen, man. What up, though? We in Detroit, man.

Another amazing 85 South Shore. amazing 8 5 South Show Detroit y'all show so much love tonight man listen love y'all for man real if you have me free tickets I'm probably on stage you work if you have me three tickets hang around for a little bit I am done man they're just a niggins Damn. You got them blood. Oh, yeah, the blood. Burned the shit off the lab.

Bro, I lead to that gun, that way. Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah. Ah. Yeah.

Oh. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. I look at the jail way. You got to go over there in the chair and get that spot where that nigga hit that ain't something. It's a big egg.

Burnt spot on the chair. That nigga lay on that. Let go on that bitch. All this waste, fuck. Ain't know. That's it, man. We didn't know what the fuck was wrong with you. I just know I never seen you move like that. I said, oh.

You know a nigga get burnt. Yeah. The one you was looking for that you left up there? The hell, I don't know. Hey. Oh, man, that shit was so bad. Damn, what that boy you said? You said.

You said something. Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, I know. Hold on, what they say? What do you say that? We all just, we put out the hands down. What the front of that they can say?

About the old nigger to get sent off? No, not that. How many roaches come from? Let's park. Oh, no, you know what they come from? The people outstead. No, I'm saying. Like I'm saying, they're...

They always come from the people there. They always come from the people that outside. I'm saying like somebody who got new roaches. How do roaches find nasty motherfuckers? They put in the holes, bro. Roaches be looking in the head, man, this motherfucker. Roaches got a set. Nice three-bedroom, full family at house.

Crumbs, everywhere. I ain't feel to walk around this guy. Everybody's head low? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He can drive his ass on. Yeah, he can drive his ass on.

The ones that have coaches find new places to do. I heard it was dinosaur flees. They've been around. They've been around for them. That's hilarious. I heard it was dinosaur fleas. I've been around for so long. That's hilarious.

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's a lot of time. It's all flies, dude. That's all flies, it's true. You tell them, these are ticks from the time. Yeah. You know, hilarious.

Something this shit can't be explained, bro. All of a sudden, you got junk, and you got roaches. A brand new album, then you got roaches. What I'm saying, how do you find your group? I think they're invisible. It's something that make them become visible. It'd be like, niggins. Let them draw one more rope.

Like one more crumb, they're gonna tap into my visibility. They'll be, know what I'm in here? Uh-oh, that's the fourth crumb this week. This whole roads are starting to form. Ah! Ah! Drop one more bro. They go to feet.

There it is. They go to foot. Can you ever see the rope leg knees in on rope? That's how it's a start. The foot just be sticking out. That's how it started. Come, go get you some. Give her that rock.

Right love that shit. Send me up one time, huh? God, send me up one time. Hey man, if you're unaware of what's going on right now, we're in Detroit. Live at the world famous field one there. Sold out show. Over 2,000 tickets sold out.

sold on. Yeah. I just wanted to let that cook for, man. Over 2,000 tickets sold. These young fly, Chico Bing. These boys ain't playing, man. He didn't real. Chico got this serious hat on.

That hat run you about. They had to run you something. You gotta have your paperwork in order to have a hat like that. They don't just get those things. You have to be put on the list. So yeah, man, we brought the city out. on the city out. It's crazy. They're showing us much luck. We just shout out to the whole city of Detroit. The whole state of Michigan. America's high five. You didn't know that. Because Michigan is shaped like this. If you look at it on the map, it look like, they call it admittance. It's not sure of Michigan because it looks like a hand in a middle. It's just a little history I wanted to share with you. Yeah, you know what they call. Michigan is the state with a thousand lakes.

Did you know that? It may not be, I may be Minnesota, but I don't know. 10,000, like, some shit, look it up. That's your problem. You always believe in what people tell you and want to do your own fucking research. 85 South shit has been doing spectacular, we've been doing crazy numbers.

Much love to all the 85% of us. Much love to everyone who's been sending in, fan art, t-shirts, positive messages, positive affirmations. If you're riding with the 85 South shit, I'm telling you, man, it's gonna be a great ride. We're going a long way, too. It ain't just like, it's ain't no down the street type of shit.

We're going cross country and back in there and back across country. I'll be having dreams about this shit. We're going to do a movie, a biography. What is it called? A biography. No, it's a, yeah, autobiography. The life and times are loose legs. It's a document.

It's a document. Yeah. Lose lady, every city got one. Every city got there one dude who's known to go to the party and dance his ass on. That's where it started right there. Because black people invented the term dancing your ass on. You know you good at some shit when they say you do it, your ass off. That boy Joe, that boy be directing his ass on.

That boy, Jay Winn, they're going to be playing that music his ass on, man. My girl said I'm on the saxophone. Man, that boy played that saxophone his ass off, man. When you get to the point where they throw your ass off, the boy Chico Bee be rapping his ass off. You heard D.C. saying? Shit, that boy good in comedy, but he sang his ass. That girl with their camera right there.

Take a pistol of ass off. Take a pistol of ass off. Oh, hey. You're pulled on the ass off. Man, that motherfucker be drunk, man. He's over that right now. Drane their ass off, man. Yeah, but when you do something your ass off,

that means you do it either really well or a lot. I've been drinking. You know I'd smoke. You know I'd smoke. Smoking? Yeah, I got a show coming up. I'm about to go work. There's vomit on his shirt already.

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