The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Did You Vote? | Ep. 49

Episode Date: November 11, 2016

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Stupid. Eighty-five. 85. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five.

Eighty-five. Stupid. Eighty-five. Because the black lives matter. Man, they don't know, they're going to kill you when you're done. Man, y'all just don't know how bad I wish I was in Atlanta right now. I've been going so long, my side bitch just text me, nigger, with three dots behind you. She about to re-cheat.

Yo, you know, they take the first two days a nigga go. Yeah. Then they get tired of that, nigga. Yeah. You're going to need dry lighter. That niggily felt like he may hit the jack bar. I got lighting.

Nick, I'm thinking you're talking about food merchandise. I'm talking to be aminosol. Hey, ain't too many people going to be whipping on fires like that. You're going to wish you at that lighter. Yeah, shit. I'm going to be full. It's an iPad, man. What's that going to do?

Your ass up, man. iPad. What does it do? Welcome to the future, Daddy, yo. See, when you do this right here, cat, Daddy. I don't even know what the fucking iPad. I mean, what was the question? Well, y'all, that shit.

I'm smart, niggas just be too damn smart. Man, this motherfucker, autistic sometimes. You look like you're calling this nigga about some money he owe you. You look like a minor character down empire, nymph. Call this nigga. Like a nigga. Let me see if he's present here. Loz where the fuck you been.

Didn't expect to see me, did you? Surprise, surprise. Where is he? I probably wasn't expecting a FaceTime call from. Oh, yeah, man. He comes just FaceTime people. You didn't all want it? You got to give him a preliminary call.

He's on a FaceTime call. You just FaceTime out the blue. You FaceTimed out the blue. He probably, like, girls, like, block his number. Like, I can see him. That shit happening all the time. I was just calling a check on you. Nick, it's 3 a.m.

Well, let me see around the room. Who's over there? Why you have a problem with it? I have work in the morning, jerk. He taught the girls who call a nigga jerk. Jerk face? What is this? A dick here, son?

It's the future where adults sit on pillows. What is this, man? This is a daycare. Look at the snacks in the back. Got a little cramp table. That nigga, Chad or hustle any nigga? He at Home Depot. Hey, man, what you do?

I got a little building. I got some shit. Hey, man, a little Steve kicked us up. Who the fuck is Steve? Steve Hart. That's how he gets his foot in the door. Every time it's how he gets his foot in the door. See, if you look at this picture right here, I'm right here with Steve.

I'm behind it. But they're the same picture. The nickname, probably Jameson or something, he got on Twitter. Steve, let them back in, because now I'm letting them use my shit. They didn't do shit, shit. This building got a lot going on. There's a daycare right here. That's an official break room in the back.

Advertising agency. And then they repair electronics on this. There's some Chinese food around back. Keep going. This shit dope, though. This basketball court back there. Let's everybody just ignore it. Just don't say nothing.

Don't look at him. If he puts the shit on TV, you don't watch it. Don't watch it. Don't. Don't. That's what we should have been doing. If he have a minute, just see him go. I don't even think the nigga is racist.

I don't think he races at all. I think he just used that shit to mastermind in the country. Yeah. Man, the nigger was around too many niggas. Man, the nigger's smart. He knew who was going to vote for him. Right. Yeah.

But I don't like it's like the blacks and Mexican border for him. Who fuck is that all? Now, I don't understand that at all. No, what killed me is the two black ladies who was up there with him. They started the shit. I blame them too fat ass. They ain't got shit to do with it. If anything, they made a nigga want to stop everything.

They shouldn't even hit the same. Them big big guys look like the Popeye lady and the Patshire lady put together and then split in two. There's some Mexicans don't like Mexicans. There's Mexicans that think they white before they're Mexican. That's true. Natino for shit. Mr. Miller. What up, boy?

Clay right here in Will, but you can't see that. Fucking business. They got it like me and you have. What's good, bro? Romantic FaceTime. Yeah, man. Y'all niggas look just as sad as I am. Yeah.

And if the screen goes black, it's hit the space bar. Two, two is a password. Two, two. Chad, one of these shit stole. You're gonna say it. Now, you look like you're waiting on your plea bargain to get signed. Hey, you got the court clothes on. Hey, when they were calling you early, I had the mad face.

They said it looked like you owe me money and I'll wait for you to pick up so I could check you about the money. That's heck ain't gonna have it. You call you for somebody else's fault. Hey, Lord, for some strange reason, I think Chad don't broke in this motherfucker. in this motherfucker I don't even think we're supposed to be in here hey I'm gonna knock this shit out damn get the fuck I'm gonna out of them you voted lost vote yeah I ain't see you put a sticker up I'm left my I didn't get my stick I had to mail my shit in oh you voted

yeah you vote the fuck yeah I early voted well I ain't gonna lie and say I early voted but I voted hey man I'm proud of you. He thought it was going to be more lit if he went voting day. I'm trying to go with that shit. I'm not going to be out here today. It wasn't a number of old ladies. Man, I just got some chicken at the little gas station, man.

They got a fat bitch in there, that bitch. It's Brian some chicken, you get me? Hell no. But Clay, you asked Will, do he vote? He's like, hell yeah, but you ain't asked for who? I know who he voted for. Who? Gary Jones.

No, hell, hell. I would have just stayed home. He probably did some weird. shit like that. Well, you better not have voted for Arrombie. No. But I know some people who did. Are you serious? Dead. That's serious. Oh, man.

Motherfuck voted for Hennyson. Oh. To the motherfucker, did they put that on the ballot? Man, it was... Damn. It was niggas got damn going just for the sticker. Fuck with that sticker. No, Chris McCree were giving you donuts if you burning your stick in.

It was a crack-hance telling the sticker. Just the same. stickers. He had a rolling stickers. That's why all the whole had a sticker. Hey, man. You know Trump about to let that crack back through. Trump's about to do a lot of shit. Man, he's going to merge. He's going to have

mergers with drugs. We're putting cracking meth together. Oh, Jesus. It's crap. Hey, but he said the first thing on his agenda is the council B.T. I heard the shit. I said, God damn. That's petty, man. That niggic said,

He don't let TV one stay on them. Yeah, he said TV one's great. Inspire. We'll let you ride. He said bounce TV cool. But BET, got to go. First things first. Because he said ever since they let AJ and Freed

on one of those things apart, he ain't fucked with it. It ain't been the same. It ain't been the same, man. Oh, man. Do you realize that Donald Trump literally, like, this motherfucker has been on any and every show saying whatever the fuck they paid him to say and now he the president?

Like, it's fucking terrifying. This man actually said Grabbing by the pussy. Like, niggas a president. And it didn't stop them. I feel like other presidents

have said that, though. They just didn't talk. And they were lied to. They were lied about it. He was honest. This is why he's running for president. Yeah. No, the video was old.

But he's running for president. Like, Bill Clinton came shit out while he was president. Yeah. That's true. You running for president. It went so much video shit on. That shit on.

I don't be a little. Trump didn't give a fuck. At all. I blame myself. At all. I blame me. Huh? Grab a right in the prison.

Hey, I know rape charges going down. It ain't going to be no more raping. Bitch, I just grabbed you by the pushing. I ain't do shit, but grab you by the pushing. I'm rich. I could do what I want. They let you do what you want. They let you do anything.

I mean anything. No, I'm just fucking with you. You want to make it sleep like we're on the real news. I got you. But act like it's coming in as I'm doing this. We just found out. Oh, shit. Trump is winning.

He is in the league. He's in the league. Oh, God. Monday and Friday. Harry Wittenden. Huh? They said they're about to put you on morning. You're going to work.

Open the clothes, Monday and Friday. Shit. Hey, one thing, Trump can run the country. He don't run McDonald's. I want to miss you. He got me fucked too. He's going to open his own. Yeah, he better trump that shit somewhere else.

I'm going to build a wall around the McDonald's on this bitchy. What the walls would be made at him? Mac sauce. I'm going to let the max sauce dry up and just build a little fort. You're going to fuck with me, Loaf? Man, I'm going to have to. It's going to be hella Mexican's in there. Oh, yeah, we're good.

That's our own high place. All right, we're at the 85 South Show, man, right now. I don't even know where we're at right now someplace we're not supposed to be I'm with my guest right now introduce yourself brother I'm Will Foskey happy to be here on the 85 South show

how's it going introduce yourself brother I'm there I'm now green blessed and highly favored and do the magic of technology we've got my dog Carlos Miller beaming in

via satellite what's up bro I'm in my underground foot man Donald Trump got Yo, they didn't force my man into hiding, man. Hey, I didn't know you was a doomsday prepper. Dude, I'm out here, man. Okay, so I just got into Trump won the election.

That's what we're talking about. I'm right now trying to get $3,300 worth of diesel fuel. Hey, tell the people what they need to stock up on because you obviously safe in your bunker. What can the people grab is going to keep them secure? Hey, non-perishable, fuck. We got to start back eating canned goods, my niggins. Cairn goods, all right. That's gonna last a long time.

Get you a bunch of them noodles, man. Lots of noodles. Lots of water. Lots of water. Yeah, we're gonna start off by the... In the morning, we're gonna start off by eating fruits and vegetables. Niggas got to start back eating vegetables, my neck. Before they run out?

Okay. Now, Lowe's got a meal plan. Biggs got to start eating after all the fan food groups, man. The whole food pyramid. pyramid you need some roughage you need some roughage man you ain't out here not man your omega-3s are low you got to make a do the apocalypse man Donald Trump president I was doing pretty good you got a black and mild I mean he's not president oh he fully stocked up yeah he's full of shit was gonna happen the fucked up parties I think

there's more bitches back there too there some more people in there too. Look, I got two bad bitches cooking chicken. Because, you know, once you get some good tenders, it don't matter if they're hot or cold, you can eat them all day. That's the reason they made them, man. They travel with.

I don't know why people out here playing, man. This shit is serious out there. Man, let's just, um, I guess if people want to know, man, they want to know what our take is on situations, so let's just, man. Hey, I won't be the first one to tell you. I'm mad as a lot. What you was thinking when it happened, man?

You saw it unfolded. Hey, the first thought that I was thinking was, man, these motherfuckers here. I knew it was coming. White people wouldn't even look a nigga in the face. I was like, you dirty motherfucker. What's with that? They had a little snitch face. All white boys had a little snitch face.

Even Will Bosca. No. That's not fair. His mouth was twitching. It was not. Check the film. The nigger text me and apologize today.

He's paraphrasing. That's not what happened. Hey, man. No, but it is white people that's down for the calls, man. It's white people. He sent him a nice, hard and dearing message.

He said, man, hey, if you need anything, I got you, brother. My dad is your dad. You're going to start the truck get on the goddamn president. Y'all bring a white man on my goddamn show.

Ain't nobody to call me. I'm going to say it's nothing. I don't know what's going on, Los I thought you were a witnesship Should I go now, guys? Yes, you should leave for a miracle Oh, no, I thought you said to talk I'm just playing, no, you should

Lois, wasn't some white people at your show tonight? Nope, all niggins Oh, man White people ain't coming out to fuck with me, man It's back to the hood for me, baby Oh, man, you think it's different? Lose having segregated shows

I'm gonna do two shows I'm gonna do All wild enough around No, I'm just gonna have a white section At my show The white section is the balcony That's the peanut gallery That's where y'all can be

Switch that shit around That's what we do Hey man I know some shit wrong now White bitch ain't sent no titty To my Snapchat or nothing Oh man Hey but what

everybody can't be surprised everybody can't be like oh i don't know how you got to be a lot of people voted for so why they ashamed do they vote like why they because after obama won we were geek we was at work the next day we were out in the streets we was yeah we was cheesy we was looking at white people right in their face we was tipping white people coins with a feel like i thought flicking in there like keep the change pal it's a new day And then we walk out I don't know about the rest of the world But Atlanta

Black people in Atlanta Think this shit It's so global Everybody in my family Bitch, it's four people In your goddamn house You ain't gonna change the world My whole thing

All us All us Tell who the fuck voted for Trump Bitch how big you think Atlanta is You thought Atlanta Were gonna change the whole Everybody ain't got the internet

And you'd be surprising How limited you are on the internet You'd be on the internet He ain't the only looking people that live in your city. Coming to Road, only so big, Lois. My dumb man, Homeboy, talking about he didn't vote before Cassine Reed. He's talking about the mayor. He didn't say when, he voted or nothing.

Oh, man. Hey, man. Oh, but okay, we go, everybody blaming everybody. Everybody blaming people. Everybody blaming the people that didn't vote. They blaming the people that voted for Gary Johnson. They're blaming them not letting Bernie in there. They're blaming everything.

So. Clay, you know who fault this really is. Florida. Who? White bitches. Who? White bitches did this shit. Yeah, because they don't even like themselves. They couldn't even see the good in one of them enough to vote for one of them.

Yeah, I knew someone was fucked up. When Hillary Clinton came out and she had to fix her dick before she started talking. Oh, man. Grab them by the police. he didn't slow his campaign up at all. It actually boosted this shit. It boosted this shit. As soon as he said, grab him by the pussy,

it just like, bitches was like, for real? It gave bitches a new self-esteem. That ain't stopped nothing with the campaign. Hold on. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

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Check it out. I'm going to hit you with the, what you call it, man, with the comments before you get out of here. Okay. King, oh, genius. Yo, I don't think I can wait until Friday for 85 South Show. After yesterday, y'all might have the Facebook live ASAP because I need a lab, dead ass. That's B. Shut your New York Air stuff, man.

Don't tell us what to do with our show, buddy. We're doing the best we can. I'm sleepy as shit. This motherfucker out of town driving through the country. This motherfucker obviously just did some serious shit because he dressed like this. Will wins,

like to live, coming out to the black part of town. That's right. After this Donald Trump shit went there. And they want us to hurry up. Man, somebody got to punch Will Fibus. I'm getting the face. like lois i don't go to the show over with i'm going to wait to the show over with loo lo i'm going to walk up like he's being something what's all that fuck shit you to talk

we just need a representative white person like in the shit if a white person if a white white people if you get hit in the mouth it might not be you it really might not it's about something much bigger huh it's way deep than rap what you're saying Lowe? You got to run his pockets Oh, man. I'm gonna beat the shit out of his hand, Lose. He's gonna lie.

This shit gonna go down. That's horrible. No respect. Oh, shit. Hey, he kicked the table so you can fall down. He kicked the table. The son bitch kicked the tables. You started talking shit.

That was the new Trump police. The Trump stopo. You started talking shit about him. They come in here and knock him. shit out your hands. That's just gonna show your ninnig ain't gonna be able to have nothing since Trump got in that bitch. Man.

Talk on goddamn faith too. You know what? You know what's fucked up? I think a lot of people that voted for Trump don't realize how much work they're going to have to do. Like, y'all voted for him. That's y'all president. Y'all's gonna have to help him do it. It's a group project.

Now, you know, he don't know how to be president. At all. He's going to be handing out shit. He's going to be sending shit to his voter. Look, y'all got to work on this bill. I don't even know what the deal is. I feel like the shit was funny until it got real.

Man, I think he's really going to be the president. And they're going to be sleeping late. Hey, president, president. Hey. I was out last man. But he's got to fix his hair and shit, too. Did you hear to kill Obama? Yes.

You heard that somebody hauled out of him in the middle of the speech. But did you see his son's face when he heard kill Obama? The son looked terrified. Even the son was like, oh. Damn, I didn't know. It was like. What kind of motherfucker? fuckers, we got it. We're racist

like this. We're racist like this. Yeah, we just talk shit. These niggas on action. Hey, now, before he do anything his president, he got to go through everything and Barat and went through.

Oh, man. Birth certificate. Birth certificate. Birth certificate. Birth certificate. I want to see dental record. I need to see tax return. I'm not paying taxes. Man, I ain't even going to lie those

when. For the whole time he president, I'm not paying taxes because I was smart. Even though Obama black, after Obama won, I didn't feel like I could be president. Donald Trump makes a nigga feel like he could be anything. Like, so Obama was a smart-ass, nigga. I'm like, bro, I can't be that. He went to Harvard. I'm going to fuck what skin color you are.

Oh, I can do that. Yeah. I don't know what I'm talking about. But Donald Trump, shit, nigga, I'm running for a million next week. I've been on the line applying for who's blacked a motherfucker. What you been applying for? What you've been applying for? What I'm doing?

CEO of Google? Google. Hey, and Uber talking about I couldn't drive because my insurance was fucked up. Hey, bitch, I'm qualified. Hey, I'm...

Hey, just ride around and pick motherfuckers up. You don't need them to tell you with you. Hey, how am I getting paid, lo? Gee, they got to pay you in cash, man.

On front. Yeah, up front with it. Yeah. I can dig it. I'm running for Department of Agriculture. Hey, why do you want to run for some shit? he knows he can win. Like, that is easy

Robb. There's never nobody running. Every time you can look at it on the ballot, there's one person. Hey, Erica in here, not long. Where's she at? Still taking her time and shit. No, I get you to find me in chair. Where are you in? Hey, Eric, thank you.

Sit on one of them bean bags. Lay down. We'll get you the camera. Hey, what's up, E? What a dude? What's the baby? Hey, hey, Eric said, E found out she got that little medium-sad booty, and not the small.

She's been asking for money. Shut up. Who are you at? Man, she's just with them big-haired panties, loaf. That shit don't be it. The pamphers. The peppers, she's having a diaper on. I do.

I feel real comfortable with that. She wears the pins. You're stupid. What's up? You don't want to brand yourself? I'm there. That's why I'm here. I had to go home and come all the way back over here.

I was like, man, I got so much love for that first show. it's crazy. Yeah. You should. You should. Well, I'm even talking, man. Yeah. I'm just going to, it's a political climate here, guys.

I'm going to pick my battles. He voted for Hillary, though, a lot. I did. I don't believe it. I don't believe it either. Most niggins would have taken a picture of something. He ain't got no poop.

I know. I know he voted for Hillary. I know. Because he looked like he liked the white girls that would vote for Hillary. He doesn't look like he'd go for the white girl. Trump voters. Those who are you think I should hit him

or not after the show. Hey, I just thought about we'll really hate white folks more than we do. Y'all do let him leave him alone. Hey, man. I love everybody. He called white folks crockers.

That's how I know he's been hanging around our niggas too long. Certain ones. He said, man, he's getting out of hand now. That's how I knew this man got. It's funny because crack. I was talking to him one day he said, man, he he called him a pussy-assad cracker he said he said he told me man that pussy's

cracker pulled me over it was a black man though I was like god damn he called the police crockers you don't get minnipfied the real grandma we don't get that one word in you really I just said that I kind of expected that but we'll get we'll get that this what they said you are a little stool A little stool. This is the best y'all can do? You might be sit on the table. I know, all right?

This is good. Hell, no, man. Slide it over, I guess. I don't know. Don't knock that over. Oh, yeah. You slide that way, so I'm probably. Oh, I move up.

They're trying to accommodate Erica, Lowe. Everybody in here got a different chair right here. Right now. No, there is no. We had a yard sale, man. This is a fucking yard sale. The place we in look like a daycare center. I'm gonna call you y'all back.

I'm gonna call you back here. You gonna call us back for real man. Hey, nigga talking like a bitch. You're gonna call us back. Don't be lying. All right now. Call me back. Shut up.

All right. I got you. Who over that, Lose? Why you got to call you? Look, man, I'm over here with my little apocalyptic bitch, man. Can I get my... All right. Call us back.

All right. Oh, man. We got to get the people some hope, man. Man, it felt like loss was here. For real. We got to get the people some hope. So what I'm going to say is, man, you ain't got to stress the situation. It's over.

Do what you want to do, baby. It'll just go away. Yeah, just ignore him. Don't watch none of his speeches. Don't show up to none of his speech. Just treat him like a stepdaddy that you don't respect. Hey, they said on one thing he said, by the end of his turn, He bet he had 95% of the blacks and minority vote.

I don't know about that. Man, he said anything, man. I'm thinking, nigga, you already got him. You just won. Shit. But, how, man, no. But two years. No, he got four.

I know he got four. But two years, we can get active. And you can change how the Senate and the Congress look in the House. You can change how that look. And then that can change the impact. And then two years he out of there. It's just about getting a lot more active, and, you know. That shit like college, man.

Yeah, the electoral college. They fucked up everything. Real college. I tried to fly into the electoral college. You did? No, it's great. Huh? He gets to appoint the Supreme Court.

Okay. He didn't just fucking Scalia died or whatever. Yeah, he probably going to appoint Judge Judy or somebody from TV. Yeah, he doesn't know. He don't know. I'm going to give it to Judge Joe Brown. I like Judge Marbley. He gets asked.

She don't play. He's going to give us to that white dude from Texas Justice. He can not get Judge Madge's right. Judge Madge's don't give a fuck, boy. Are you a crackhead, ma'am? Because you look like a crackhead.

They ain't going to hear the stories. He was like, nah, I want to hear of Timmer way out. Uh-huh. Hey, but Judge Madder, he's talking about that trouble. You were like, he really went to jail now, his ass a judge. Who? Like, I stayed out of trouble for nothing.

Like, I could have, I should have been out here doing street shit. Look at what? Trump did, nothing. Oh, I know, right? This motherfucker did all the wrong shit and still it was beautiful. But I feel like that's why people liked him. It's because he just kept doing fucked up shit. And they're just like, I can't believe this.

But man, come on. Man, come on, man. I'm not saying it's right, but I don't want Nita Griffin as the president. That nigga really got a bang. Like, the niggas got a bang. Our country looks so bad. Man. Other countries are shitting on us.

Man. Hey, he don't want this. You don't want this smoke. Donald you don't if it's not too late but did you it's not too late for you to be like you know what i think this i'm playing with it i ain't i ain't really built for this i ain't you know i ain't about that life for real you can put it down you don't see when he got elected or when he saw that he was winning like he looked scared i don't think he thought he was gonna win okay y'all saw how obama went obama went eight years he went he aged right yeah right right you saw how he aged but

black don't crack like that so he ate you saw how he ate what you think of having to Trump. Trump's going to die. He's going to come out looking like the trip people. He's going to come out and look at it like, he's not, welcome this evening. Jesus. To America. Man, he looked at the president is like a job. He feels like if I don't like it, I'll just quit.

Yeah. Yeah. Trump, you got three years left. I ain't got shit. I'm not going. I ain't going. I ain't going. They said that wrong, wrong, wrong. They said the U.N.

need you to code this meeting. I ain't going me and Melania got tickets she should be the first man he's going to be a president he bed the first naked first lady that's getting on a basketball game that's the first naked first lady who the first

lady she was a ball star man Trump got a whole we got a naked bitch no but I'm saying she the first lady she will be the first lady we're going to have more than one first lady I'll promise you Trump won't get a new bitch him damn time

we got the first lady I see that. Trump don't switch them bitches out. Bitch, you know what? Get the fuck out, bitch. I see that. Get the fuck out, bitch. I'm the president.

I see that. Trump, I don't feel. Get out, bitch. Don't tell me what you don't want to do. You think that power, because he already, the power goes to his head. You're saying it's already going to amp up. The little bitch being that talking about what she ain't going to do.

Trump going to kick that. You're going to see a bitch walking through the lawn. So Melania, she didn't pull them tities out, though. This is the first lady with the tities out. It's just so. But Michelle Obama. man, she's so classy and fine. Yeah. And we ain't never

see them tities and you never win. Yeah. You ain't supposed to see it. But you always imagine like that. But you wouldn't, if you were going to be a flyer from the wall and just sneak and peek it would. But Obama you don't say, you know, yeah. But you're the hottest first lady we've ever had. Look at we're trying to win this.

I really like that women. You are trying to find your place in his own manner. He is trying to find his way. You don't even like black women. I mean, not. We're probably taking. Boy, that shit didn't work, fucker. You said I...

Fuck you, Devin. Oh, shit, and me. My roommate, shout out of Devin. Not like that. Not like that, but like that. Not, just get your penis in her vagina. You don't know that. Why did you say it like Trump?

In her vagina. No, Trump, he's saying a pussy. He ain't saying vagina. You see some black cooches. Shit, I'm scared of coocher. So what do you mean? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a vagina. I don't know about Coochia.

Coochis sounds so much older than my... Coochie. Let me put that Cucci on you. I'll try it. But you ain't going to shave it? There's too many more words. Coochie don't seem like it's shaved. A Coochie don't.

That's a grown-assette. Oh, yeah. I'm straying on the coochie. Give me some poise. You want some of this Uchi Wiley? I want some porcis. I don't want the cooce. That poise would be shaved.

Now that cooce did some too. your head. That's wrong. That's cool you. Yeah. I got to get my credit right on. Oh, man. Well, it just, just noted, you know, one thing that hasn't changed.

What's that? Pussy still, dude. Okay. You don't put on that day. I'm just saying, pussy's still good. I ain't even been going to, it's not affected. I ain't may want to do shit.

And if you think it's effective, it's probably psychological. It's probably all you. Well, you know how in school when you get in trouble when you come home, down my whole life been since Trump been goddamn related. I don't know.

Like, it's like I know a ass with me coming. I just don't know when. We pissed everybody off. We fucked up everybody's money. We fucked up Australia money. We fucked up China money. England already fucked their money up. Mexico. A Mexican Australia gave them money? No, but

Trump being president made the value of their money go down because they're so worried because he's talking about breaking down the trade relations. It's a Mexican dude. He lost $4 billion. A Mexican dude that lost $4 billion That's how a bad guy from an action movie Get made

That's When the boss They have it for a billion And I ain't got a thousand When the boss missing $4 billion That's when he beat His best henchman to death He beat his best henchman to death

And he's like Fight him! Bring him to me! Jesus Clean it's up And then he walked off With his shirt's up I just feel like he being like

Pablo Escobal walking through and shit come back and shoot somebody for no reason you never know what are you looking at to end up like damn Pablo he ain't you have to die Pablo Achilles on damn everybody cried when that nigga left like there did he leave

mm hmm no no no y'all school shit Pablo so wall so the wall no narcos yeah so the wall

truck gonna build a wall that's not gonna happen who is gonna build it though Nobody is not going to, I don't think it's Well, but tell us the white story What are the white people saying? Yeah, tell me what the white people. We need you to infiltrate.

Yeah, come on. Well, you need to hang out with more white people. You need to find with us. You're going to get you. He didn't come tell us. He made in Tennessee, so he's been hanging with the white people. Yeah, I was in Nashville when I found out. Yeah, yeah.

How many e-haws did you hear? None. Luckily, we were in East Nashville with the hipsters. They were pissed. Well, what all the white people were saying? You were near to college. Tell the truth. They want the wall, but they also know not shit's going to happen.

They want the wall? Hell, yeah. Do you not know how many fucking raises people we live around? Tell us. So many. Starting with names and address. Time to start snitching. Go.

Yeah, tell us. Man, they're going to screenshot this shit, put it in the KKK group chat. Yeah, because I have to go home to Marietta after this. Oh, I go to Matt. Oh, you know what? You knew how Newson was in the sauce. So look, the day of the election, I voted early. So, by the way, when I voted, nobody can tell me that I'm not American.

I did the most American shit you can do. I voted early. Me and my mom went to the gun range, and then we went and ate barbecue. Okay, so that's America right there. And if it ain't American, I did. Did you drink, milk? Yeah. Oh, shit.

Well, that's me. You are America. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Me and you sound like you were president. We went. Me and my mom. I'm working on it. I'm working on.

I'm working on. I'm working on. She's a pretty good shot, too. All right, anyway, so the day of the voting, the voting day. I already voted, but I'm headed to the airport, and I'm doing all the wrong stuff. I make an illegal turn, and I'm speeding. Getting pulled over by the Cobb County police. It's a police officer. It's a lady.

Cobb County? Yeah. Come on with that boy? Yeah. So she pulling me over. She was like, you made that illegal turn. Back there, I said, yeah, I know. She said, why you do that?

I said, because I'm going to hurry. I'm trying to get to the airport. It's like, that's why he was speeding, too. I was like, yeah. And so she took the car and started. So, keep in mind, I had a little weed, but I had put it in the soda that I was drinking. Don't worry about what I do when I get pulled over. I have meth.

So she came up, and then she was like, all right now, the speed's non-negotiable. You're supposed to be 45. You were doing like 50. I was like, okay. She gave it to me and she let me go. And when she let me go, the election was still going on. I was like, man, that might have been like, I got other shit to deal with. This is your last one.

Like this is your last one buddy Next time I'm shooting you We got brand new orders after Just keep on the truck No shout out to her though I'm thinking of my whole Theory of all of this shit Just on some real shit I ain't joking

The Either Dutch's air is a theory It's just my theory on all this shit They've been going on Not a conspiracy theory Just some shit that I think It's going on Look, okay You see all the

killing they've been going on with the white police is killing all the black people for no reason at the stoke right all that had been going on it's not just at the store but if that's what you can say about I can understand because I just want to go to the store in peace uh-uh-uh mostly been at the store

disproportionately no that was in the neighborhood he were leaving the store but it involved the store what you're saying it still involved the store I believe all the niggas went to the stove some point of time listening but we're going to He's the problem back to the store.

It starts from the store. But look, the guy that was telling the TV. The store needs to be here. From my own on Amazon and shit. Eric Gardner, what he was. At the store. Most of the shit, it got something to do with the store. I don't know.

I don't know. But listen. You can't be at this store. Uh-uh. I fear you. Uh-uh. But that's not what I was saying. It just is okay.

It makes sense. It's just throwing that out of y'all. Y'all be kept at the stove, my folks, my niggas. So, look, this is my thing. I think. all this killing going on right so then

so we're not getting you know we're getting angry but it's like we're not getting angry enough like us black folk like they want something to happen but we're not getting real real angry right

so they were like well this what we're gonna do we're gonna you know how niggas love the church we're gonna go in the church we're gonna kill the folks at the church they're gonna really bring up some kind of

up ward they went out they killed the people at the church he got out gave these niggas you got them burkeen well the person that killed you know

right right they gave him some burkeen and all that shit. We still didn't get mad because what all the people from their family say, they're like, well, we just forgive him. We're gonna pray about it. That's nothing, right? So what's it there? Come on. I'm getting to it.

We're still. We've been lying by every tragedy and the world. I'm just getting the right, because I'm trying to get y'all. Because they cut my food still. No, I know. I ain't do. Nigger, no, this is real shit right here. I'm saying. So look, we still we still didn't get mad. Y'all see that?

We still ain't get mad. So we ain't mad enough. We ain't fucking mad enough. Now look at this shit. See, this is what's going to trigger some fuck shit off. This is what going to trigger us off. Okay, now they only let the fucking Donald Trump as the fucking president. Are y'all, serious? He's letting us know he don't give a fuck about us.

And so many of all he's telling you, I'm going to get a fuck about y'all. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this and do that. All they're going to take is one more time for them to kill somebody, leaving a stove. And you know how all the presidents come and say their speech while they're sorry for the family and all that. He ain't going to say shit. He's going to say the wrong thing.

He ain't going to say shit. That was going going to make us, man, he ain't going to give a fuck. And if he do say something, you know what I'm saying? If he do say something like, well, he's going to say some shit as far. He shouldn't have been at the store anyway. Yeah, yeah. I'm banning stores. Yeah. No Negroes in stores.

Yeah, yeah. He's going to say shit like that and they were going to make us just go crazy. I'm telling me. That's either. That's my theory. That's your theory. It's something going on that we don't see. So you say it. ain't get mad enough with stuff to, well, we gotta give, look,

if this ain't, if this ain't the kick off that y'all need, man, if this ain't the kick off y'all need, if this don't encourage you to get your own, save your own, spend with your own, in your community, make sure, like, we got to it. That's what, I'm telling you,

if we, as a people, us, if we get together, like come together, it'll change so much shit, but you see how hard that shit is for us niggas to get together. We wouldn't get killed at the store, we own the store.

Exactly. If it was our shit, because look, if it was our store. Because they're going to come over there. They're going to, look, they're going to sign black cops to watch it. That's your area.

That's your. Man, sometimes it'd be black cops right there with the white cop killing the nigger. So they're like, what the fuck? I feel like all cops. Okay, so with that.

They're colorless. With that, though. So the Donald Trump thing, I need everybody, you know, people out there and y'all here. It seemed like people went from casual racism

to straight professional racism like I'm seeing the kids in school chanting build a wall to the Mexican kids they're getting in fights with the basically kids the kids leaving the class I've seen I've seen like I was on the plane today and the white lady was a little I don't know the right word

but no it wasn't timid it was a little aggressive more more um it was a little smug it was a little would you like a blanket like she wasn't even the flight attendant oh wow like she went in the thing it was getting the blanket down oh shit

would you like a blanket I was like no I'm good probably try to fly the plane me like even the flight attendant lady was like that's full she's like I'm getting a blanket I'm just saying I don't think it's been going on it ain't nothing new

this shit is really what's been going on It's just that I don't know why the fuck We've been so blind You know everything No but people want to believe it People want to say it's not that It's not there But you ain't been there

You ain't been there I believe Hillary racist Shit Well I don't know she's racist But she don't really like her like that Right Man Don't nobody like

She's smart But she's smart The bitch bought a Beyonce CD star putting hot sauce In her pocket book And all this shit Walking around She don't give her fuck about

Neither She doesn't get She that wanted to vote But okay, but Bernie He cared about Well, yeah Bernie care about Black men But y'all ain't rock with Bernie

In the pre-lived I'm working with Bernie Y'all ain't rock with Bernie That's just the people who are supposed to vote Now Bernie looking like The motherfucker from back to the future I told you Great Scott

Trump's president We gotta go back now Yeah I thought with Bernie He said He was walking with Martin the King But this I know Bernie real Bernie said I'm gonna help Trump

But as soon as he say some racist shit, I'm the fuck out of there. How real is that? That's what he said? Yeah. He said, okay. That's what's up. Well, Trump don't need help.

Trump going to need so much. How are you going to be a president with training wheels? Oh, hold on. Obama, hey, you ain't got to leave. Like, we got another bedroom if you want to stay. It'll be like it's both arms. You can just show me how to do stuff. I'm telling you, he doesn't want to be president.

I don't think he does. You see it on his face. I think it was a publicity stunt gone wrong, honestly. You can tell when him and Obama shook hand, he's like, shit. It's real now. What is he going to do? Let me tell you, I'm saying, that niggas not going to stay in that long. I'll give him a year and a half.

He's either going to get it. You're going to find out the White House got an ejection seat. He's going to get in there. Who, who, boarn. What if he did he do a good job, though? What do he do a good job? What could. He surprises us.

How could he do it do a job? good job. I'm saying, what, like, I mean, let's say he could. What if he just said everyone not to get in the office. What I'm asking is, what would you guys consider a good job? Like, what could he go in there and do that would make you do a 180 on how you

feel about him? He's going to have to make major backpedaling all that, all that racist as shit. First of all, you think just backpedaling? That don't even get you back to like square one. Like, he's got to do something. We were just talking about that. Even a little, even a son got scared.

It's like, oh, shit. He's bringing the races out of people, but I don't think he races. No, he's doing it because he knows it's going to work. He used them for him. So now what you're saying is stupid. So now you think he's going to be a friend of the black man? Back in 2000, he said the Republicans are the most stupidest.

And he said it on Oprah. He said that they would believe whatever he said. They would believe whatever. Now, oh, oh, oh. Also, he was a Democrat for years. Hold on. Hold on. What did he got. God damn.

Did that shit like that, get all the racist folks solving shit like that, just to bring their ass out. But he's going to switch that shit up and then he'll be with us. I think, that's what you just to get in the office. Well, how time you're acting like you don't solve the case, you know what?

No, Clay, did we just say it? Great mind things. No, I didn't say that. I wanted some wine. That's why I gave you a high five. Hey, me too. Shit, I'm living through trouble. We might as well drink one.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So you think at some point Donald Trump going to pull off that orange mask and it's going to be a black dude underneath? Probably not. That's a problem not. Now, that's, if he brings Farrakow to the White House, damn, who, I'm with Trump. And he gets that.

If Farrakhan fuck with him, I got to fuck with him. No, no, fuck that. Fuck that. We can't be that easy to please. Just because he got a motherfucker at the White House now we fuck. Oh, oh, LeBron with. Oh, Nick, I got to walk with him. But what's that going to take?

What's your going to take? What is it going to take, though? What is it going to take? For Obama to like, so, um, really like... What's it going to take to get black people on his side? To get, um... Oh, on Trump side? On Trump side?

Yeah. Okay, Trump's going to have to have to start basically making people kick in. He's going to have to do some taxes. He's going to have to do some community programs. These kids don't have nothing to do, man. That's why these kids out here in the streets, it ain't nowhere to go. Ain't no more than programs Ain't no more than music program

Ain't no more them after school programs Ain't more of them sports program If you ain't got money You can't damn their play sports in the hood It's his mouth Because that way everybody's just so into him I do he when he gets What they call in January

When he get on That word right that What does he get? What does he get? Hair, he gets the haircut A dude too bad That's what they put it the cape on it.

That's when the niggins come out. When he made his announcement, when he made an announcement, and he comes out there and he's talking shit. I ain't going to come out of that again? Like this. When he come out there and talk about it, and shit, there's going to be in his arm

all in the audience. They're going to say, kill Obama. Fuck black furry. Those nirals. Kill the niggum. They're going to be saying all that fuck shit. Right. This is what he need to say.

Now, I said that shit. Just to get you motherfuckers. Now we ain't doing no killing No black folk with the niggas stand Niggas ain't going on well Messing not going on the world You know what I'm saying He said a shit

You're going to say Nick That's good Some of my best words He might as well He said everything up to this point What can they do to me? You go to the jet people Saying niggins are

What you niggas got to lose So you call me a nigger I ain't going to bill for anybody It is idiot what it is You know how they be writing president's speeches. No, we can't do that. Donald Trump's going to be up there saying What is this boring shit? I'm not saying it.

Look, I don't give a fuck what's going on. Yeah, I'm going to watch the game. You do have to give them that. Y'all are doing best case. Y'all are doing best case in there. See what y'all doing is that's what you would like to see on a reality show. But this is the president.

This is the president. Wait, look who the fuck they chose us to fucking president. He's a character. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, look, good thing, because I heard you voted for Trump. This shit came up. Erica, is there something

you'd like to tell us? Shut the hell of. I was with her. I was with her ass, and this shit didn't count. With who? I'm Hillary. Oh. I ain't like a slogan.

I'm with her. Like, if she would have changed that shit. I'm with her. It's not no slogan. I'm with her. She should have joined the beehive. That would have sent a bitch in a different house. I'm with her.

You got to do shit like that. You got to go over for. The bitch of the. came out with a beat jacket on. So she should have had, she should have had the Hillary high. The Hillary high. Hill high. Right.

Bitch, that's why you need some liches on your team. That's why you're running. Losing, bitch. The hills. Hill high. High. That's a motherfucking classical nigger. That's what I do.

I just come up with shit. I'm texting her right now. See, bitch, you need. That's why you lost. Louser, loser, bitch. Because you need it. Hey, with Trump being president, shout out to all the companies out there.

Hire somebody that's completely unqualified. See what happened. Do that shit, man. What's up? Erica worked for Google. I saw Will goddamn. I would love to work for Uber. Will will work for BET.

He has no problem being the director of creative content for BET. Trust me. It's already owned by a white guy. No, that's what I'm saying. Willa have friends on that motherfucker, like 10 hours straight. You turn to BT. You ain't watching nothing but friends in 70s. Nav.

NAB is needed. NAB is needed at Microsoft, man. He's needed. Hey, it might be a shortage on the equipment around them. They're like, where are your computers, sir? Uh, shit. Don't worry about the limbaugh. I mean, I sold my shit, quit.

Nav be the reason that they boost the technology forward. They keep having the shit. as it comes out, I know we got to go way, way in the future. We got to be super innovative. They get it as fast as we making it. I don't know how they're doing it. That's how you push innovation

people. Everything at my house would be Microsoft niggins. Paper towel. Paper plate, bitch, on Microsoft down. These towels, they're real fluffy. Yeah, they're Microsoft. Bitch, look at the logo. I'm going to come in while

a bitch, take the shop. What got a seat to these now? It's not soft. Oh, they're Microsoft. It's Microsoft. Hey, I like that. I'm going to have a wheel on the commercial. It's not soft.

Microsoft. Look, why are you, what are you missing? Why are you not selling toilet paper? Why are you not selling towels? It looks like the luck out. It's not just soft. I know how to look for shit. Come on, man.

You're welcome. Come on. What do you got to lose? What did you got to lose? What do you have to lose, Microsoft? Everybody, look, we go to Max right now. We're not fucking with Microsoft. Whoever looks.

Whoever looks. What you got to lose? Whoever looking for a job, say that when you go into the job. Say, hey, Trump is president. What you got to lose? I feel like we're just letting anyone do whatever at this point. That's fine.

You don't have any training. I already got to slow. I'm going to grab him by the mouse. That's how much. Grab him by the mouse. Government clip. That's fucking classical. I do classical shit.

This kid just keep laughing. Grabbing by the mouse. Come on. What can I say, man? I think this is a cheap-ass-ass-ass. What is it? Carlo Ross? I know.

I don't know. Hey, that was the whole wine. Wait a minute, man. This is when you get chatted. This when you get chatted. Let me just go around. Let me let y'all talk. This is that why you talk yourself out of some books.

Knicker, niggins, don't y'all, ooh, apple. Don't try to buy, got them, spill that shit. Man, these white folks steal everything. I know y'all got a lot of white fans, right? Y'all do be stealing shit, dude. Of course. Y'all, have you ever listened to any music ever?

I listen to everything. I was calling the real subject. I already put me up on game about y'all. What did you say? Paul Mooney told my wife would be stealing. Co-year. Big time. Oh, yeah.

Come on, man. We invented a lot of the dope stuff. Everything they still. T-shirts, that's black people. Everything. Idiot, man. Look, y'all. Are you sure?

shirts yeah I mean I don't know I don't know otherwise t-shirts let me tell you something all right all right let me tell you so you're right let me tell you right let me tell you something before that t-shirt look look you like the t-shirts don't you got hella t-shirts yeah everybody's classic it's a mary t-shirt everybody got t-shirt right you're gonna have a t-shirt before black people invented t-shirt what was white people wearing little frilly blouses with a little strings and tie up motherfuckers out here looking like Zorro motherfucking shit all poofy around their hands and shit

little Lord Funtleroy Mother Walker They did I'm just saying I know I'm just saying I started taking online classes

I got an online course too I always got them online taking clap No claim smart I got no No No

after Clay you bring it up I started taking me some online class No claim me No really political shit I'm not going to let all argue about how smart they are. As cool as that might

sound in theory. She's underbile and shit. And we started already. Black folk trying to keep a nigga done. No, he's a nigga. I'm trying to up with this nigga and you're trying to put the nigga on the middle with everybody else.

No, they give me a nigga and fuck. Nigel Conno smart, but he's not as smart as clay. You know that? Niggum, because he's light again, nigga. Oh, now they're going to racism, see. He's his fucking smart.

That's his fucking articulately, Nick. Everybody's smart, Black Lives Matter. I'm shutting it down. Next off. She can't spell articulate. On that note, play when. Well, let's have the spelling beat. Erica, you.

No, we're not. You're making a fuck out this shit. No, both more smarter than you. Ticket hat. Nicky hell you tell him about. We're kicking mouth. Got on his got on his shirt on his shit, niggies.

Oh, he's making fun of this shit. Got a Mickey Mock. Yeah. Oh, big funny joke. I know. I guess America is just your amusement part. That is not true. They are putting words in my mouth.

They have been doing it all day. So I guess white people just been to have a good old time at Disney. The happiest place on Earth. Fuck y'all. It's a small world after all. Yeah, and if you think you sit, I read between the lights on the whole, the happiest place on the earth. Yeah, I'll read between the lives. Oh, man.

Are we still talking about white people at Disney World? You lost me. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. I lost control. Y'all too. This is a battle of this, balance with a new jacket. Motherfuckers, where they new jackets. And then you know, my, my goodness.

Man, I starved the motherfucker in there. And then he jacket got the holes in it like the Jamaican Jack. I fuck with it. That jacket looked like it's a, whoa, wow, yeah. That's a jacket. Look, yeah. That's a youth track team, yeah. That's a member of the jacket.

I don't remember going to weigh this motherfucker than nothing. I'm proud of my shit. Okay. That basketball jersey material on the jacket. That's got damn that's goddamn grease

nigga who got now John Javoltz. Y'all don't fuck with the nigga Jack like I hear that niggas laughing like niggas been

not fucking with it. I never not fuck with it. I told you how it made you look. It gave you a little power. You sit taller taller than me. Yeah, he said Coochia. Let me know how to help.

Yeah, I was going at one. I got Coochio. Let me, can I get some more of this? Is it gone? I got more than just a pussy. Did we drink all of this? Okay. I made me go ahead and, yeah.

Um, what good came out to election? We got more recreational marijuana states. That's true. Yeah. Do you think we're going to keep getting them now? Recreational marijuana. Now you can just smoke and cattle. You don't need a medicinal car.

Right. Florida got medicinal now. Wait for real, Florida? Nevada. Yeah, Florida got medicinal. So is Nevada not Nevada? Not Nevada? Look, man.

It's a new It's a Trump error. He doesn't know which way it's up anymore. It's all fucking top to turn. Everything is catty. I want to be so political, correct. Arizona said, no, they ain't racist in that moment. No, no.

Arizona said no to what. We got to stop Congress here at races, man. But they got medicinal. Okay. I've been to Arizona before. I feel like a bunch of people smoke weed in Arizona. That's like the thing to do. But yeah.

But they don't want to do the race. Regression. Oh, that was him? Yeah. I don't smoke no. They were the last state that you want to legalize that you know.

I smoked it before and I learned. Yeah, I learned that all more. You smoked? Yeah. That's how you learned too. But yeah. But if it were legal, it's all I would do.

I don't smoke no marijuana. I don't do no fucking drugs at all. So you don't do drugs? Oh. Oh, no. I had my share. So you did drugs? I did weed.

That's it. You did weed. You did weed. No, how she said everything. It ain't just weed. I didn't be. You said drugs. If you have to say, and that's it,

then that means you no more. It didn't look any further. It was just weed. I said it was it. Man, you snout on the line. You snouted a line. I said, nigga than me. I said I snout that shit.

Right now, this is the show to put everybody in jail. Just confess all of you. Hello, police. Hello, how you doing? I snout on line. I know I'm a devil want to do no good. A contract story when you smoking weed. Oh, what made you stop smoking weed?

Do y'all? Really want to get this shit? Is this what made you stop smoking? This is the bottom fucking line. Oh, shit. Pay attention. The bottom line. The bottom line.

The bottom line. This is it. No more Lord saved me deliver me today. Hold on. We got, we got to say, that might just be the holy thing. I had you delivered. I don't know. Okay.

Okay. This is what it is. Said it. What time of year is it? It was when hate ball of MJG was off. It was a blustery fall evening. But you're not smoking in 90? What are you telling me?

So it's 93? Whatever you that is. Okay. Is it some? Is it? How old are you? Nick, I'm grown. Look.

Grown. That's not, that's very vague. So listen, that would, but look, uh-uh, I still put on eight balls to the day. So, shit, I don't know what you. So you were just listening to the song. I would listen to the song. But it was an old. Well, we don't know.

We don't know. Well, it was like in 2000. I'm saying, uh-uh, matter of fact. It was like in either 9-8-99 with my son down in the 20, so it was back in then. But I was listening to my 8, but I never forget you. I remember like yesterday. Let me say, I went to Pittsburgh. They were like, they got the thrash over there.

They were calling that weed that thrash. See, he's talking about the city Pittsburgh. Yeah, the anthrax. Yeah, and Ray. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So over there in Pittsburgh, they did she's so clean there. that shit in like a little glass and shit you could just see the shit glittering the perk in that shit hold on wait a minute you're talking about Pittsburgh yeah

the hood you ain't talking about Pittsburgh all my Pennsylvania people oh uh huh on this Pittsburgh this over here in the hood Pittsburgh project Pittsburgh I was over there Pittsburgh had I went over there

got my own little glass and shit I don't roll up my shit I'm gonna I'm feeling good this to my eight ball you by yourself by myself because that's how I roll got that I don't really fuck with a lot of To the face.

To the faith. All that. I'm rolling. I'm got them. 285. That's a highway here in the Lama. I don't got that. Smoking my shit.

This is to my music. Then all of a sudden, I see a track the trailer. If y'all see some of them track the trailer, they got their design their trucks and shit. Y'all, just y'all know that.

Yeah, because someone had like a monster face. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But this particular one had to got a mouth

with the teeth up on the grill. Yeah. Exactly. So I don't got, I'm driving. Ooh. So this goddamn truck had don't stop. And he got to open his mouth up on me. Like he had open it up and I seen

fire. You didn't. He doesn't do that. This shit is the truth. I want to 2.85. You got lazy. That was PCP, Erica. I don't know what a fuck it was, but he says that anthraxed out there yeah it was anthrax that was your problem

they took it straight out of the envelope and dumped it right in the um this had anthrax I asked for weed got it right out of the mat let's go that what they were calling now y'all got the cushion out of it that in my time it was that

they named it after a disease whatever nigga you smoke a shit now they name out the colors and shit yeah what's the different but anyway I never saw so I'm rolling and I see that truck in the truck he opened his mouth.

It was fire. It was a fire. It was a fire. So I'm 285. He's trapped. Just going. Trapping. I said, ooh, I slowed down.

I like, ooh, he ain't fin to eat me. Like that way. I said, I slow all the way down. I hear both blown. I was like, uh-uh, you can go on the head of me. He ain't fin to eat me for. Like that. Yeah, it was just like.

I said, Lord, give me out of his own care. So either truck was facing this way? You know what the fucking war? You know how some of them, what do, I don't know what new trust called when they, um, towing a, when they tore in the, uh, when they tore in the other one, yeah, and it was turned that way. Oh, right, right, right. That's what a scared of me too.

They were pulling the car. I see now. Yeah, and I think he comes toward me, but I still see him over here mouth, though, you know what? That went weed, man. That was PCP. I don't know what the fucking was, but that was. So you, you thought you said. are a transformer.

What's his name? Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime. He was trying to eat thing out there. I was like, you didn't put to fuck me and take a badger

to him. It was where crying me? Optimal. What the car? Optimal. He'd be saying that shit right, but it was saying on. I drive the Nissan Optimal.

Oh, man. Shut the fuck up, Will. All right, hold on, man. Don't take your weed aggression out on me, Eric. That's not fair. I've been getting shot on enough.

I left that shit alone. Then my baby dad tried to, one day we was in the house, he just blew me a gun. So I thought I had to test that because I said, I don't smoke the weed. So he broke me a gun. I was high hell.

He loved me with them children. Tell me what a gun is in case they don't know. A gun is when they have a blunt or a joint, and then they put it in their mouth, and they just blow it in your nose. So you just inhale it. Shotgun for the white people So you like to get wet

Huh God damn You like to get wet You like that boy This is weed I don't know nothing about no boy Wild phone That shit

Once again white people Boy is his hair on You smoke a little shirt Nick I didn't smoke that shit I smoke weed But you didn't know I did know How you know

Because I know the difference Of this shit Oh so you don't did this shit. I don't know unless you know. We just try to get to the bottom line. I'm from the trap, nigga.

Did your mouth ever go on? That's how I think you don't get the shit. No, nigga. When you put that shit in a real trap, Nick, it's a whole different type of smell. Yeah, but eat you a real nigga so I know you're done dead it once in a time.

I ain't over there that shit, Nick, I can barely out in the weed. I can't have my car. Try to go out there and get on. Oh, my goodness. You can't give me confess the shit. I ain't fucking know. Oh, yeah, you ain't gonna tell us lie.

tell you like I don't got shit I'm gonna wrong and fuck I don't get a piece don't tell I ain't know on purpose Oh look look He ain't never did no PCP

Oh my good We only got no PCP round Yes they do Yes they do Them J's keep it to themselves But they got it They know how to make it

out of paint He's gonna go to hell All you got all I need is a spray paint bottle So y'all bids just had the PCP and then tell me Clay me let me know y'all We got crack

We got powder We got weed All the different levels and shit There what we got, we ain't got on PCP Who the fuck got PCP in a line? Will, who got? I don't fucking know Fucking Craig

Got some fucking PCP and heroin Is that a design of drug now? Woodstock does have a lot of heroin You don't write about that. I make that shit sound cool as hell Being on all them drugs and shit All the rough was like

And they have the best ways Nigger, they be fucking out with You know, you be fucking No, see, that's a problem That's a problem. They don't know what drugs Doing to them and you don't know what drugs You take it. And you think you're going to Fuck on them drugs. And them drugs ain't

All them drugs don't help with the fucking Well, I know, because you're not You're not proud of you You got to fuck, though. You either going to get a hard deal or you're going to get the soft of it. Well, see, if you It does, though, after a while Man, I don't do a fuck way to do the business, niggas.

No, you got a, you got to, what you go? Think about the future of your debt. If you want the red, this is the real. You snout in that pot. It's either or you snob. You don't get a hard, all that long, and shit ain't going to go down. Man, what to do to the bitches? I don't care. Listen, listen, you got to do the richer pride method.

Everybody know it if you do cocaine. If you snore the line, then you got to let your dick snore the line. And then you'll be good. That's how you keep it going. How you ever smoke? No. I don't get stuff on my nose. You always talk about cocaine.

I told you that shit. Yeah, you want to do cocaine. He wants to get enough money so he can do cocaine. He told me that's his goal. No, he told me that's his goal in life is to make enough money to where he can do cocaine. He said a cocaine party. And you can't come in unless you do a line. I remember that.

Because I seen the shit on blowing. I'm like, damn, them nigs are my family. That's my favorite. So you're just going with your drug use off movies? No, it's not going to be a drug. See, it's a nigga like you make me not even at a bar. You see Scarpe.

He killed Scarpe's a lot. I just want to have one part and I'm through. He killed Scarpe and die. Lil Wayne and the Tia. Oh, wait, that's the big. Okay, so let's let's let's get. Okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. Let me set this up because I want to know do Lil Wayne realize that it is racism now. Okay. Do we see that now? You don't? But what about all them? song where he talked about racism when he

talked about George Bush shitting on black people. You don't know about racism, but you're going to drop Emmett Till in the song. I don't think he even knew what he was during that interview. Can I tell y'all some about Luane? Is it inside information or is this another theory? Because I'm about

done with you when your goddamn theory. He tried to eat her. He tried to eat her in her car. No, no, no. This is just reality really shit. Listen, Lou Wayne is a rapper. He's the PCP. No, shut the fuck. He got dread.

He's real. Listen. Okay. First of all, do y'all know or do not know when Lorraine got with cash money? How old was this nigger? Do they know or do they not know? I'm telling you. I'm trying to see.

Do y'all know? Yeah, he was like. I don't know probably like 9-11, something like that. He was a fucking child. He used to call himself Shrimp Daddy. No. Whatever. Because it was a.

another rapper named Pimp Daddy. He was the fucking, baby. When he got into this game, this nigger was a baby, 9, 10 years old. He was a baby, what size baby? Should a size baby he was. He was about this baby.

Now, when he looks and he's probably about that baby. So look, so look, baby don't have always babied this nigga. That's why they call him baby. No. I didn't tell my baby. No, baby, baby people. That's why they call him baby.

Exactly. See? But my thing with Luwine, and the wayne ain't never experienced shit. So he don't know shit. He's been this big round. But you know what baby? Hey.

Let me finish the whole point. You know what baby would say? What? That's my son. Exactly. And the elf is more baby. Why don't you say the elf is for baby? They ain't even, baby don't begin with elf.

That's no stuff. One time he said the F is for phenomenal. That's the thing. B.H, buddy. I wouldn't listen to anything the nigger got to say if he said everything from a number. He don't know shit. The nigga took me, though. I thought he was right. He was just

a rapper. He's just going. He was just wrapping off shit and he just, he'll round all these ground folks and he's seen these four and he's just rapping the niggins that learn the skill he's rapping he good at it. But the nigger ain't experienced shit in life. What the fuck have he experienced? Then he's all these white folks at his concerts

and shit. He's like, oh, America love me. And what the white people would do it is cause. No, this is exactly what happened. All right, when Lil Wayne did that fucking shit saying racism doesn't exist, it gave racist an excuse to be racist. They all saw that video and they were like, see, look, yeah, one of them said it, so then that means

that it must not exist. Well, he don't fucking count. That nigger don't count for all of us that don't experience the shit. Well, I understand what he's saying, well, Wayne, he is around home boys who go through shit like that, like, nigger. No matter how rich

you get, you are from the hood. You said, I'm going to ask you this. I'm going to ask you I'm going to ask you this. I'm going to ask you this. How many conversations have you had with people that sip lean regularly? I see, that's what I'm saying, though. I don't think he even knew where he was. Okay.

Okay. So what I'm saying is even if people with what little way to see and then he see that at the shows, he come back, he's pulling up an eight, he's sipping, he's smoking a blunt. Even if a nigger back there telling you the saddest story telling you about, this shit you're gonna be like ah that does sound like you know what I'm there's no compassion I I'm bruh like I'm the nigger heartless once you once you drinking muddy like that and you get into it and it and coupled with what you're saying like it he can't relate he can't relate he was the wrong person to ask just in general he can't relate at all he doesn't know where

the fuck he is most of the time. And I love Wayne, man. We want, we want that old way. We want to be wheezy. Free goddamn quarter. What is? We want to six. I think we're on like 18 or 19 by now.

Tony won't even want to shit. And he's saying shit. We're good. I fought with tilt. Till. Oh, I called out. But he did it in like a respectful way. I'm watching the video.

So hold on, hold on, hold on. So Tip responded. Yes. But Tip responded. What was the Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But I feel how he did it, but then I see, look. He responded on Instagram. He was fun on Instagram. So my thing is, could he have addressed him in a more personal way? That's what people are saying? Yes. You could have hit him the phone call.

Yes, he could have, especially if you all went on Instagram and said, your baby mama, your baby mama, your daughter, daughter, y'all grew up, all that shit. So you letting people know that y'all got them got another type of relationship. You know what I'm saying? But also, like, he feels so strongly about it. I feel, look, I understand that. Yes, he could have, but Luane came out with the shit publicly. You know what I'm saying?

The shit was out there for the public to see. So I feel the way T.I felt like, well, let me address this shit for the public to see how I feel about this shit. You know what I'm saying? But did he have to use that many big words? I was going to say, I feel like TI, T.I. The ramifications of their intricacies, which have led me to believe. that you are on the downward spiral which is the lessy on the slippery slope

he's already the uncle of the rap game as it is he gave little Wayne a lecture that's pretty much what happened he did it publicly I agree with I feel like how Tia he on a different level right now he's taking this approach he feel like black lives matter if he would call Lou Wayne personal we don't know if he in there wouldn't have right right

because Wayne may not have come out with it know I don't care homeboy or not I'm checking niggas who ain't with this shit exactly And they're not taking this shit here. I'm black lives matter, and I'm showing y'all I don't get a fuck by this rap shit. He had to teach him a lesson. And I checked my goddamn uncle that same day.

I said, you're out here smoking camel cigarettes. You're a fuck-ass nigga. I'm talking to Ray, Clay. Better get you a box of Newport, bitch. What do you think you came from? Meek time my old nephew, you got to check me on Facebook. You know, I don't need to know how to use my Facebook. I don't give a fuck, nigga.

I put that shit right on your page. Not everybody See what the fuck You smoke You fucking I salute To See I did what he needed

To do I mean I support his decision Me too I'm with I like the fuck I like the fact That the nigga

Don't give a fuck You know what At all At all That don't give a fuck See I do He don't give a fuck He don't get a fuck

He don't But he does He don't But he do He do He did He did He sat down

One too many Time To not not give a fuck He don't give a fuck You told you He don't get a fuck But he gives a fuck to a certain magnitude Of certain situations

I talk with him Because he cared about black lines Yeah I fuck with him And that's true And that's why I feel like he said the shit If you fuck with him Because of that I fuck with him

But I encourage him to do more I encourage everybody to do more I think Killer Mike said a good example For what you can do And what you're able to do So you know Let's step it up, man. Even if it's on in the business, I don't like to see people get money.

Let's have a meeting and don't let that shit. Look, Richard Smiley had a great idea. He had a big old me. But why he put his shit all on the app for everybody here's shit and the shit just got crazy. Let us do with these white folk doing like the KKK, they have meetings. We don't fucking know about you don't hear about. No. They don't know. They don't know. They don't know. They don't know social media. They don't know. We don't know they're on social media. They don't know. We don't know. But that's why people are on point with their emails. I think that's what I'm not saying this shit I know I'm not saying I agree with them but that's what it is you're right we don't check out

emails and black people I don't check my emails but that's what it is listen listen there's no there's no they got a thread go contrary to probably there's no black KKK and if it was we're not going to the meetings man I'm not going to meet once a week

and then you got to wear your black hoodie wear all your shit no they like sports That's the crazy ball. They'd be the same motherfuckers at the college games. But look, look, no, look how much power we got in that for. Look, and we got money, God, now. How much money you got you got?

I don't know. Wait, about it. How much, what's an exact number? How much do you make sense? She said, we got money. She said it like, she said we like, she's speaking crazy. We got money. We got money.

We got that one-up in the morning, brand of my motherfucker and sell. What are you talking about people? What are you doing? So this I'm trying to roll my check. I'm going to get that. But I'm just saying for the people, my people that are out there with all that motherfucking money.

Like my Jay-Zs, my P-Dity, my goddamn, who is that money? Russell Simmons. My Russell Simmons. Oh, y'all... Tala Perry. Tal-a- motherfucker fucking. Talapeer.

Oh, y'all, mother. Who else said? Steve, motherfucking Steve Hey man, let these niggas back in the studio Doing school shit Trust me, I would snitch if they did They didn't Why don't y'all motherfuckers

Why don't y'all motherfuckers Have a fucking meeting Y'all's more, you know Jay-Z They do, we can't go They ain't gonna let us go I asked No, no, I'm not talking about that kind of meeting Because evidently they haven't me

Ain't shit motherfucking going on that I see that they don't have a minute and this shit it's goddamn escrowed um

what's what shit we don't know we heard escur she asked y'all like you were serious like y'all like y'all

she needs to get an interpreter we don't see that shit executing goddamn executed there we know he used to work with slow children

executive he a resource teacher the resource what's up we're in a resource room right now we're in a resource room right now you're in a teacher that

come get the kid out of the class room and everybody read I feel like I'm in a resource room I got y'all at this big ass arts and craft table you don't read with them Eric come on really shit ever out of my fucking mouth all the people all these niggins

shut the fuck up all these niggins that I just named if all don't come together would have been with a plan on how we can just be better as one with them. It's going to take money. Regardless of what you say, it's going to take money. At the end of the day, it's going to take money.

So if we can have our own grocery store, our own gas tax. All I'm going to say is, we can't wait. We can't wait. Because they got it and we don't. So if we're going to wait on them to have a meeting and figure out how we're supposed to get it together, that ain't going to happen. Hypothetically speaking. Even hypothetically, I'm sure they do meet.

It is about how they're going to get money. But we're not going to be in. so you got to get it on your own. Oh, that's the... So that means branding yourself. Uh-uh, we're going to

brand myself, but that's not the mentality that we should just have. It's our everybody. See, that's the part about everybody, everybody, everybody about self now and day. When we ain't going to make it like that,

we ain't going to make it. Say, oh, I came to the world by my son. Now, fuck that. You're going to need somebody to help you get to that next fucking level, regardless of what. We're going to need one another So we got to swallow that pride

Niggas and let's come together And let's see what the fuck we're going to start Get a big goal for that Mother fucking pride This is real shit man So who is this? Why is this shit you're all giving me? I don't know I'll speak so intellectual

And articulate Nick this is real talk And I don't feel for what name you Oh, but this is just real coming out of hard, this is just what I see going on. And it don't take much, but it's a lot for a solution. Oh, no, we're not going to get through these. I've been to stop talking at these.

Oh, we had some subjects. Shut up. Hold on, Eric. Hey, you got trying, that bitch is a timid smile. You need to get to get. Oh, we have some subjects. We got some loyal subjects. You niggas being.

selfish help each other if you got 30 people get someone to get you to that next level. Listen, also at the 85 South Shore, we're not above selling stuff. We got T-shirts. We still got T-shirts, right? I want a T-shirts. I want one of them. 85 South Show

T-shirts. Make sure you get a T-shirt and we sell stuff. If you would like eat the Dutches to come be a motivational speaker. At church, school, Bar Mitzfuss. She doesn't need a microphone. She does everything. She's an inspirational speech. Trump, you need somebody to go.

Oh, if you did the opening speech for Trump, that would make my... That man. That's going to get the black count black boat where the shit is. If I can open up at this point, now that we've got this far as... So look, we got Eat of Dutches if you want to book her for your motivational speeches. We got Will right here. He's trying to help the movement because he feels bad about this Trump shit. I don't know why he feel bad, but he does.

So if you need a white person to maybe come on your behalf, he'll put a suit on and pretend to be an attorney. That's right. It don't matter because he's white and he unqualified so we can probably still win the case. Hey, what are you talking about? Hey, book me right now. I will lie right to a Supreme Court Justice of Space. Nav also is a Nav if you want to, Nav is a temporary pimp. He's a tent.

Oh, you call that nigger out. No, he's a temp. What I'm saying is If you unable to pimp on your behalf He'll come fill in And he'll step up the pimping on your behalf He is a pimping lifestyle Too exhausting for you

No I'm saying no he steps in For other pimps who are too tired of Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Do you not have management skills Do people not know you as a ship leader? I'm blessed in highly favor Oh get to fuck out here You call that nigga

I'll work that place All right without shit This podcast is for everybody who didn't vote for Donald Trump. This podcast for everybody who did vote. This podcast, who is not for, if you voted for Harambe or Hennessy, we're beating the shit out of you on site. I swear to God. I swear to God.

I wish I would go for Gary Johnson. Who the fuck is Gary Johnson? Gary Johnson, man, he's a libertarian. What I'm saying? Don't worry. It's not the same thing as a library. The nigga lost worse than Hillary. I thought he read books a lot.

Gary Johnson got his hair wool. Like, I'm saying, you look at the numbers like, God, I'm dealing with somebody. It's Jerry Johnson? Like, he shouldn't have said what he said. What do he say? I never saw the nigger in the debate. He said on the news that he gets high every day.

He should have known. I would have voted for you, Gary. I see why you got 200,000 votes. Nick, I salute you, niggas. Yes, but that's not all Americans, though. He should have known that they were just going to be like, man, this hot had. I'm not letting this hippie be president.

Gary did what he has to do. weed, but the nigger weed is our friend grabbing push. Y'all could have heard. People who are voting are mad at their own kid. Man, I couldn't, look. See, Gary ain't going to do what he.

Gary ain't going to do numbers, sometimes you got to wrap. See, this is the thing I'm going to tell people to. Sometimes you got to rap what you want and something else to get it done. You feel me? Yeah. Every time we talk about black folk stuff,

what do they say? Well, that's not an issue. That's not really what's happening. So when we start saying, let's get weed legal. Well, is it because we want weed legalized? Is it because we the ones that go to jail because of we? You know what I'm saying?

It's because we locked up a book. So sometimes you got to wrap your shit in something else and then push it on them. We got to be more smarter with what we say. We can't just operate out of how we feel, you know what I'm saying? Because you got to wrap it and something else. You're smart. I'm sorry. Come on, man.

I know you're smart. But you're saying that like Carlos and small. Carlos, but she's still hung up from earlier. Nobody said he was. I'm not trying to turn on to each other Now, stop Now we're in face shorts

No, I'm with the black brown What did that matter? What did that matter? What are the lights here person do to you? What happened? What happened?

He just trying to say Her head went up so I know so. Uh-uh. He's just trying to say that you just so smud and he called him. But he's not, I think you're putting words in our He didn't say that.

He didn't say that. In the beginning, we got to sit off tape. Nisa, you did! You're turning the whole room against you. We wanted you to be president. We were like, frankly. You are pulling a Hillary Clinton. You are blowing your leave.

Oh, so now y'all are you playing. No, don't make it real. Don't make it real. No, we think Carlos is smart. Okay. No one never said that. You did, niggas on the slick. most i never said you wasn't smart i just said clay was smart you see how it was so basically you

saying clay not smart oh i say it was smart nigga then you're not here when i said i was like an all-line class from being with both of them niggas and i would have went through what i want to email me and said send me your transcripts i like that way they lost you at i like i don't email you my i agree chicken script no no no train what is She think that's organic chicken naked. She think that organic chicken nuts. We're getting out of here. Yeah.

Yeah. We're about to get out of here. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. D.C., shout out to him. Major motion picture. Major motion picture. Notice I said major motion pictures, so that means you got people popping in on all the little morning time TV shows, promoting the movie.

Star-studied kids, and he end that thing. He's on this fucking thing. Shout him out. Shout him out. If you're in Atlanta. If you're in Atlanta, Northside Drive, Billboard, almost Christmas. You're on a billboard. That's super big. That's my nigga thing. Super big.

Major motion picture. He got a lot of stuff popping off of his life. It's out now. Wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's out now because this is in the future. This is the future. This is the future. The premiere was tonight. y'all went to the premiere okay so tell us tell the people what they can expect with the movie give us a quick 30 second review

you're gonna be laughing and crying at the same time the shit is hilarious fun movie i salute my boy dc did his motherfucking thing he played this part man i love him but the first time i met i already told me he's gonna he got this shit you went i did not you didn't go you went now it's a good movie uh dc like he killed this road did it hey j b smooth was funny as fucking uh he was it was a good case money everybody's funny everybody's ready part of me i loved i would have came to the premiere too but i just got back in town i flew in i would have came i wanted to come i wanted to excuse me with my new fair gamaos but i just wanted to put that out there

oh but yeah i see trump ain't doing too bad oh honestly honestly this year like i made enough i almost feel like becoming a republican like I really do. Of course. I really do. I really know.

You're taking a real. How fuck you voted on? Yeah, come on now. You get into a new tax bracket and all of a sudden you act like you don't know anybody. Hey, when a motherfucker try to take molding half of what you earned, you start looking at shit different. That's fair. We see how you start looking at the shit different. Go ahead, Clayton.

Clayton. Clayton. All this flat-pound shit. Who did you vote for? If you got any question about who I voted for, you already know. I voted for me because who else gonna have a best interest in mind?

Me, I tried to tell y'all to get on the team but you let shit happen. You could have wrote me in I didn't want to push the issue when I could have saved us but if y'all don't choose me I can't force you.

It's too late. It's too late. No, but I went with Hillary because what else I was going to do? You know what I'm saying? What else was? it still didn't matter because the popular vote

went to Hillary and the electoral college. Okay, did y'all already talk about it? I know you're trying to get out of here, but hold up. I don't understand the popularity and the elect what? Hold on. Where does she call? All right, the popular vote is basically like people. What's the other

name? You heard of Google? No, I'm just playing with you. I was just playing. Look, okay. So the popular vote is people. Popular vote is how many people actually voted. So what's the elect thing? So the electoral The electoral college is the body which elects the president and the vice president. Listen, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Let me finish the definition, okay. And they don't directly elect the president or vice president. Instead, they choose electors who usually promise to vote for the particular candidates that reflects what the popular vote shows. So the electoral is the motherfuckers that's supposed to vote on our behalf. Our vote don't really count But they're supposed to vote for us And they vote actually counts And that's what they fighting for

To win. Oh, the fuck come that they're in a college and shit? Exactly. No, it's not a real college. No. They're not in the SEC. The petition to get the people Who make the electoral college vote Because that vote is December 19th.

Yeah. Already signed it. Because they got the popular vote So they're saying. So if you want to know the popular vote The last time this happened, it happened with Bush and Gore. Yeah.

In the 2000s with the... Right, right, right. But the popular vote was Gore's. Bush had the electoral college vote, and that's who the president was. Okay, okay, hold up, world. You're going to have to... You might have to go Facebook live, man.

Because it's not going to understand some shit. No, I'm going to send you out of here with some worksheets. It'll be cool. You're going to be good. You're going to know everything. You're going to know everything. You're going to know everything. You're going to know everything. You're telling me, God damn, goddamn, the power. That's your vote ain't count. Uh-uh. Hold up. Hold us, my gosh. Basically. What I'm saying is, you telling me the popular vote with the people want in the world want. Doesn't matter. Yes. So you tell me some little motherfucker in a cop.

College. It's not a real college. It's not an actual college. You threw it all. You said it. I didn't. You think I chose the word? You think I'm trying to throw. So you're all right. So the folks in a little goddamn college college college. What is shit? What state? No, look. It's not. It's throughout the. Okay. So look, the electoral college is a group of people they pick. So it's a few people in each state. And they're the people that represent their state for the electoral. college. The electoral college is all the people in these states, and it's just these people in the state, and is they some type of, you know, honestly, I don't know what they are. I'm sure

there's some type of politician. But regardless of a... We probably vote when we don't vote. You know that time when you do the local election and don't nobody vote? That's probably the time when they get picked. I don't know them. In the states that he won, he won the popular vote. That's why

it went like that. Like in Georgia, he won the popular vote. So in the states where it got more people, Giller might win, but you know what I'm saying? That's the popular vote. But that's how to see. It's just, it's just, it's retarded.

The electoral college is supposed to, it's supposed to, I guess it's supposed to offset the places that don't have high populations. You know, you're using big words. You got to do it. What I'm saying is the electoral college supposedly the purpose.

The purpose is supposed to all. upset the fact that the cities that have a large population versus those states where it's more rural and it's spread out. Oh, shit. So the rule people I told you. You did it anyway.

No, no, okay. No, hold up. Well, you should shut the fuck up. Why? What if I he voted for him and leave him alone? Yeah, you got that wine in it. He's part of the rule people. That's not true. Yes, he is. What the rule is? He's suburban. Thank you. Thank you, Clayton.

Marietta Powder Springs Shout out No, rural is Woodstock Yeah Okay And that man

Only knew No, it can't Further The people in the World Counties Came out and voted A bitch was 100

fucking five years old Fucking voted But that doesn't mean That she gets to be President Because an old person But I'm saying

I'm saying I'm old I want Hillary to win But We're old Four when I just She just called A hundred and five-year-old

later an old ho. This podcast is for you. Ain't no way you made it to 105 without a little hoax. And you voted. This podcast is for all the old hoes. And all the young hos

is soon to be old hoax. And for the young hoses right on the cusp of being an old hoax. You 37, but you've been hoeing real hard for them 37 years. You on the cusp of being an old ho. Steve, if Trump being elected. Don't let you let these

niggas back in the studio. You're a fault, nigga, man. I swear to God, we'll do this show from Trump Tower. I don't have no problem. I don't have no problem. He's there in Trump Towers. Oh, we went out, never mind. Are you saying?

We're going to edit that out. Don't tell me that shit. Don't tell me that shit. He's listening like a ron. He's listening like a ronpuck. Oh, fuck you, Steve. I know when you stay. I know, we got to get out of this cake, yeah, I lost control of the show.

No, Steve, I know, sit down, please, please sit down. Steve, this is your girl. Look, Eric, look, look, look, it's okay, look, look, it's okay, look. He loves him in a minute. Look. When it's niche. It's true. He said that when he voted.

He voted for Trump. You want to get back in the studio so, man, he's telling lies. I can edit it out. Oh, okay, okay. No, but you know what I'm going to say? I ain't really got no, you know what? I don't know what Trump shit is, but I ain't never wanted no shit that was Trump shit, like.

Yeah, I know. I didn't ever even watch the apprentice. I never watched it. He kicked off Tom Green. Fuck Donald Trump. We got a fuck that. We got a new apprentice show. What?

We got an apprentice. Is we looking for the best studio? the old to do a podcast in it. That's a reality show. Yeah. This might be it. Y'all paying up.

They might not be a room ain't got no roof. Y'all got to see the roof. The room ain't got no root. We're in a building. All this bitch is getting, hey. Listen, I'm on said, I'm listening.

It was a squirrel in here when we came. They'd be like extras go home. I stay. I'm going to learn some shit. Neff sleep right under this table. He sleep on a pallet under this table. I read to me y'all get the fuck on and everyone

stop talking. I can go to sleep in there. I'm trying to. I'm trying to understand. Well, shit, that ain't our fault. God dang. We, we, yeah. But what, this he got to go. I got to go to work in the morning. We got to go. All right, look. 85 South Show. This podcast is.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Continue what? No, Trump is elected. It's over. It's the last one. The fuck you think we're stopping for nothing. We all, wherever we can set up, we're going to be there. We'll do this shit in your bathroom. How big is it? I got two of them. Well, we need one. We're going to do it in two.

Are y'all good up there? Yeah, I'm good back here. Well, okay. I got two bathrooms. like a shit all day. That's something wrong with your stomach. That's called a tapeworm. Fuck, you doing shit in all day. The fuck you need a Tim Bam for you. That niggum on their goddamn pile.

That's a high school. It's not like Duky and Hennessy. But that's another story. Doogie and Hennessy? That's what you smelled like when they snobire. Oh. I thought you were saying the powder smell like that. I was like not the good kind.

But I know now. Good kind smell like vinegar. How you know? If there's a lot of it. But listen. It's not the here. are there. It's a new day.

And, yeah, I think we're out of here, 85 South show. Plug y'all selves before you get out of here. Okay, well, y'all know me, this show, girl, Erica, that's just, look. And I just want to shout out to everybody that showed me the, I got like 400, 400 followers behind my first show on this show.

I love this show. And I appreciate all my folk from the Bronx and feel. in Alabama and Mississippi. All y'all four that's in my D-E I'm fucking with y'all. Some y'all come up here and take me on a date. Man, I don't wait.

Who said that? Who said that? He's from the Bronx. Oh, he was from Philly. Oh, okay. If he's from the Bronx, he got bedbugs. Everybody in the Bronx got bedbugs. I love y'all, though. I love my Dominican.

I love y'all. But y'all all got bedbugs. Everybody in the Bronx got bed bucks got bed bucks. Everybody, even if they got a bed, they got bad bucks. Everybody got bed bugs in the Bronx. I'm for y'all show me so my love. with the bed bull, shit. I go, I grew up fucking

a lot of shit out, so it's all good to me out there. I fuck with the bed. What is a big boy? Hey, look. This is a real little. They, and they bite you.

We don't know. We're more black than you, man. Well, I ain't know. Well, it's not good ahead of ourselves. But thank you. You had a bad, man. We have roaches.

We have roaches right now. It's a bad bone. You know that ain't. Nany more than you get to your bed. It's a bed. It's a bed. I want you didn't get my. bed, that was just in my refrigerator.

Oh, that went in my bed, niggins sleep with me. Your broochers had decency. I ain't going to get the bed. Hey, Erica, let me tell you. I would never get in your bed. Now, no, no, not, yeah, me, me. I'm under the refrigerator.

Me and Charles, we was in the refrigerator. We saw a little piece of cheese. Me and Charles was in the refrigerator. But, hey, I wasn't in your bed. The pantry? Yes. Under the refrigerator, yes. But in your bed, no.

Ever. Never. Why? We have a license. Never in your bed. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No.

Give them. Is this a broadcast competition? Give them, what you call? No. Give me your social media, baby. Again, my name is Eric. D-U-C-E-S-E-S-E-R-I-C-A-B-U-C-H-E-S. Just, yeah.

Just follow me on the ground. I need more grandfather. That's what I need. Okay. Trap Kri-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-L-A-M-M-K-K-K-K-L-A. I guess she has been trapped I get on the queen go ahead, you heard me

Hey, yeah, what's... Yep, yep, go. No, no, yeah, no, that's fine. It's all right. You just got to take some time, Will. It's going to take some time. It's all good. You have to take a bad seat

to black people until we get over this Trump shit. I just went, go ahead. Here we go. Okay. My name's Will Voski. I'm a stand-up comedian. You can catch me all over the city of Atlanta.

social media at W.T. Foskey. That's F-O-S-K-E-Y. Black Lives Matter like a motherfucking. I'm not saying about Will. That's what I'm talking about Will. And also, and also... Catch me next time. I'll get to talk more without these two fucking... I talk about you, Will? The whole time. You're in... No, you're in here. We're in here. We're in here. We're in here. Snitch and he won't for Trump. What do you talk about? The whole time. That's your nav voice?

Yeah. Wheeling, he voting for Trump. Fuck you talked about. Snitchin-ass motherfucker. Why does he put extra fat in his mouth? Just a little bit. I got two back to or something shit. What's the fuck?

But it was times weird. I said, Will. Say what you said, Will. I was on your side. You got my back, and you know what? I'm sorry. Okay, okay. Okay, all right, all right, all right.

All right. I love everybody. Okay. We're going to shoot a video with Will, like, we kidnapped him, too, just because Donald Trump in office. So we're going to put you in different wigs. Oh, jeez. And you're just going to pass his different politicians' children. Hey, yeah.

What's that? So we can get this money and get this. We have your kid. You give us money. We use it for studio or he dies. What's that Chinese lady that got kidnapped? June. What's the name?

June tie. Shut up. That's what I was. Nine. Chinese lady that got kidnapped over that Korea. I'm so lost. I don't know the Chinese lady that got kidnapped in Korea, and I'm

eager to know how you know. Her sister worked for the news. Exactly. What's that name? Nick, I brought this shit, niggum. On that thing, who are this shit? Fool you, Nick. What do I need to do? Nigg, what's going to do?

They what's the prize card? Let me put a pad card in there. All right. Alright, all right. We out of here. Plug yourself and then we go. I'm not, I'm sleepy as shit. I haven't slept in a few days.

I'm talking too much already, man, so I don't want to say shit. I just wanted a turn now. Plug yourself, man. Y'all follow me up. Lead to shift. Shift to lead. Yeah. At N-A-V-V-G-R-E-N-E-N-E-N-E, man.

And just stay blessed and prayed up, man. And I love the Lord. Why? I'm glad when I say something about it. Because it sounds so insincere. That's why. You know what the fuck you're doing. All right. I'm out of hell.

When is this coming out? When are y'all doing it? Okay, so it's going to be our soon. So this is in the future. Clayton English, come catch me at the Mohegan Sun in Connecticut. It's at Casino. Mohican Sun. I'm there.

Also, Kansas City. I'm going to be there in December. Make sure you look. Hey. You think I'm going to turn down some motherfucking money? Hey, hey, anybody that wants you to turn down some money,

they ain't for the calls. Fuck you talking about. I'm out there. Because Trump didn't even have no goddamn slogan. Look, Clayton, as you know me, Mohican Sun, Connecticut, Kansas City. I think I'm at the improv. I hope I'm at the improv.

We're going to check. We're going to make sure. That's the Indian reservation. I'm going to explain that to you later. I'm going to send you out of here with some worksheets. I told you. All right.

We got a live podcast coming very soon, so that means it's going to be us live, and it's going to be y'all live, and we're going to be in the same building, and it's going to be live, so, yeah. Oh, that shit is going to be piped up. I'm going to sleep. Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody. Bye, God. All right, God. 85.

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