The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - DJ, Actress & Podcaster CHE MACK in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

DJ, actress, and podcaster Che Mack joins the 85 South Show. The conversation ranges from classic rap debates to hilarious takes on relationships and social media.  || 85 SOUTH App: www.channelei...ghtyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:16 Listen to my favorite murder on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Goodbye. It was so funny when you're a dog. Niggie, we went to the goddamn fifth day, but I said, man, I don't get the fuck up out of here, man. Did you hear? I had to get that out. No, fucking Super Bowl ain't the Sunday. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Who else are the Super Bowl? They're driving? These motherfuckers right here, feel like a nigga walking on stil. Hey, Cornymo. You know Jay Winn? They flying out Thursday. Jay Winn. This the nigga you got a link with, real, I tell you all the time.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Hold up, bear. Come over here. It's all right. Come over here, man. Hey. This is the only third unofficial, god-demmer, U.G.K. I already know what time right? Hey.
Starting point is 00:03:11 There ain't no fucking, I hope. Hey, man, get with him. I don't know what y'all. I'm gonna raise my voice that night we was at selling. Hey, hey, hey, hey, he's gonna fucking get up now. Oh, nice, nice, nice. Shit, we're paying y' all that. Shut up with all that motherfucking laugh in the studio.
Starting point is 00:03:25 You saw the studio? All that motherfucker fucking player this shit. You have, um... Come on, man. I'm showing what to do. He gets dropped some cold shit. Thank you. That's that with that joan, you go.
Starting point is 00:03:36 You don't take you from there, man. Yeah, sir. I'm not going to do it for real. Like, like they're going to be related. Gang, why you keep talking about me, gang? Why you keep talking about me, gang? I'm fucking with you. I don't like shit.
Starting point is 00:03:54 You don't like shit? No, you ain't got to do all that. She don't like her. We, try to get it. Why are you acting like that? To keep on loco. She shut you down. It's a while.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Don't let me and him on video together shooting the, He's shooting the movie. Tell him about that other movie we got. Oh, the Camp Duvall. Tell him about that other video. No, it wasn't Camp Duvall. It was department. Tell him about that other video.
Starting point is 00:04:15 I'm going to show him the other videos since you don't want to be real. He's fucking with you. I think. He had a nice guy once you get past his heart exterior. She knows me. She knows me very well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I know you well. I don't know you very well. She knows me very well. You going to play that? I'm trying to figure out. Do y'all need me to? I mean, if you can fuck with it. We don't need it, but.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Y'all need me to. Let me cook up something for you, Lose. Holes in other states. Can I sign this too? Holes in other cities. Get a mark, man. Holes with no ass, but holes that got tities. You don't, what?
Starting point is 00:05:04 A hole gonna make you break the bank. How the hell your pussy smell good but your bootish thing? Wash it all. Balls. Neanderthals. Draws. Draws. Loz, what's what you done about new lately, man, old school?
Starting point is 00:05:32 Talk to me, man. I forgot, I fit to hit you up by some car, bro. You put on I see. I've been on some other shit. The last shit I bought, I bought up. A 69 roadrunner. A who? A 69 roadrunner.
Starting point is 00:05:46 God. What you put on you? You ain't done it up yet. Ain't did nothing to it yet. The last shit I built was my wagon. Next shit I'm gonna build. I got another 72 vert that I'm about to build. I'm about to finish that cream one with the gold wheel.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Thank you. I'm gonna take the financing route. No man, I'm telling me. I'll show you how you do it. Thank you so much. Yeah, but I don't want to give a nigga a 40, for no goddamn playing body. And I'd be hurt.
Starting point is 00:06:13 You want to be on the table. Yeah, I ain't could. I ain't true. I know you good for it. I know where you work at it. Yeah, no, hell no. I think I know you're working at. I know where you work at. I would not show up with him. Come on, God. You don't let me know you in the year. I had to write a goddamn departure letter up here. I don't feel safe. No, man, because the thing is, it's like, you can bust it down. What you mean? If you wanted to just get something. I can make it happy for you. I can show you how to do it on the budget.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I'm telling him all the time. They're saying it was free. Yeah. I don't want to spend on money. What happened? Huh? What happened? What happened?
Starting point is 00:07:01 What happened? What happened? No, I'm saying, um. Did you grab in one of them? Bro, go on and get a car. It takes a lot of time and... I told you, you should just hit me. I got somebody you could dead.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Stop by your house. Grab the money, go get it, and bring it to your door. Real. You know that. You know that? You're talking about the bar to her? No. My boy, uh, Berger.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Real? He actually be at the shop and he used my trailer. I got an enclosed trailer. Yeah, tell him how to let me tomorrow, man. I got something he can go get. You don't go to go to horse, nigga? No, I ain't going to lie. I got about to get a don't, though.
Starting point is 00:07:35 You're about to get a don't? I was there to play. I was there a place. I just want the seat face. I don't want the seat face. I don't get me, man. And he's going to lie that box. You got a bar now?
Starting point is 00:07:47 I don't know, it's the bar. It's the bar. Oh, God, damn. All right, it's the bar. That bit, I ain't got it though. He won't 10 for it. What's a little mom? I feel like I know on MarketPlay?
Starting point is 00:07:58 I'm saying now here. Marketplay? Yeah, that bit, uh, it kind of like Sky Boots. I start to send you a- With the rims on that beat. He said, bring me 10. No, I'm fun to see you a truck, I think. It's a hard ass shovel that truck for like 23, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:12 He won't come in there, like. Twenty-five. Uh-huh. Hey, can y'all cut these light now? I can say here, can we just save whatever? Can we just save whatever the second is? So y'all know. He's coming in this bitch, be like, I don't think he's gonna trip the day.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Oh, okay, all, say no more. All right, cut them now. I ain't got any. I'm real. Oh. Oh. Johnny's cold on my neck so I clicked. Damn, I did that.
Starting point is 00:09:01 It feels good. There, man, you're doing. Uh-huh. Yeah, keep on being in, lay. Oh. Good to here? What's on, John?
Starting point is 00:09:11 Good? Yeah. Uh-huh. If you wanted to, I can be a ho. Uh-huh. She'll never lead a step in if you paid her to go. Yeah, go.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Hey, you like to go to hell. Hey. I'm flicking so hard. Hey, Marco. They call me flexing. Flexit. You said we recorded, right? All right.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Yes, sir. Y'all still ain't cut the motherfucking light down. Yeah, I got invited to a gallon time to Mark. Look, looking crazy. George. I'm talking about them. The older I get, my eyes get sensitive to the light, my niggas. Because I've been bright all my life, my niggas.
Starting point is 00:10:00 That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? He was a line. I got invited to a galantine tomorrow. What's a guy? Only dick in the building. Galantine.
Starting point is 00:10:14 What's a galantan? You're going to let them run a train on you, ain't. I'm going to let it out. What's a galantine though? A galantine for all female. You're doing a galentine? What's the end? It's all female when it went?
Starting point is 00:10:24 All strong. It's all females and what going on? A bunch of in and I? When the holes get together, you know. When the girls get together for like a, a, thing for the girls. Just for girls. No niggas. Girls who don't have a boyfriend. Yeah. You got invited to the Gallantime game. Oh, right. They couldn't run a train on you.
Starting point is 00:10:44 My boy there. Cowliff. Yeah, I done so it. I don't know. I do. I'll be y'all entertainment for a lot. I got 10 minutes of coverage. Folks from coverage. That they're going to be walking around with the boxers draw with the heart son. With your heart makes. Yeah. I'm going to have the elephant draws on with a dick in the nose. The window with the dick out. Balls just out. Make an elephant noise.
Starting point is 00:11:08 When it go up. This d'nid. This is stupid in hell, man. Pull that table a little bit. Plank coming to bull and shit. There you go. Pimpin. Take it back to the old. They might do some extras here.
Starting point is 00:11:25 And then the old pussy's ass might right here. The extra horn. Hey man. You ain't got no pimping over there? He ain't no pimping though. There ain't no pimper there. I mean, I'm going to be in there. This episode,
Starting point is 00:11:39 Sparks all the part by tube socks. I mean my child in the video. White beaters. I got to wait. Hi-d-dye. And boxing drums. You put it down. It's a lot.
Starting point is 00:11:52 You can get a special shout out of all people who wear a sports bra. My nose bleed, huh? There's no sweat. I mean. You know what I want to keep. Huh? Yeah, but I'm saying the people who wear more.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Huh? Some people have to win when they play sports. Some people have to win because their titties don't know how to act. I want to give a big shout out to all the people across the world who say my little brother. Because your little brother and your little brother, that could be two different people. A little cool, and they really ain't your cousin. Right. What's so cool?
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah. It's the people who've been my fake cousin so long, I don't remember if they're my fake cousin or my real cousin. But I wouldn't fuck your sister though. You would? No. That's where you know you really Give a fucking. That's family.
Starting point is 00:12:52 You know, sister out-lending? When you're gonna try your play cousin, lot to load it. Come on, game. Until she comes at two, like, you know we ain't cuddled, so you're putting the people out living. It depends on where we at in life.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I just, listen, I just got something. You know we ain't cousin for real person. I was, how that's your sister. Yeah. Or your sister? Or J-O-N? She ugly. But what's why in life, would you?
Starting point is 00:13:16 Hey, don't do my people like that, too. What would you? If you would, I'd be like, hey, well, watch yourself. What I'm at in life? What we had in life? What we had? What we had? You got five, sisters.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Yeah, but they're crazy. I'm here two of them. I don't know. I know. I know. I know what two you're talking about. Because of that way. Hey, if I could talk about people like that, bro, what's all.
Starting point is 00:13:39 It might be the one. She knows she ugly because she's going to tell me. Why you can talk about me? You said her. Oh, my God. You don't know what the fuck I like. You don't know what I might be on this. They thought I was her baby.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I knew I was. Oh, yeah. You've been ugly. Y'all were ugly. I grew out my ugliness. You ever notice if you be around a ugly that person for a minute, it kind of wear off, you'd be forgetting it ugly
Starting point is 00:14:00 and then something to somebody new come around. Not because you kind of thought like it for a year now. Yeah, you didn't get to know him as a person and shit. You didn't steam the ups and the downs and the down. You can't give you, I, you got, I, you got, I. I like the way you take struggle. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Because I know an ugly girl with some beautiful skin. Everything else, good in the motherfucker, but I just don't like the way her facial composition put together. I ain't even a lie. But you know what? Beauty is within, but every woman can be beauty. I think when you feel ugly, you beat ugly. Sometimes you can be ugly enough.
Starting point is 00:14:35 So when you're ugly, you're ugly. That delusion of these days, though. These motherfuckering delusion. The word Maddie gave. passed around a little bit too much around this. No, baddie men, did you get something out of to give you some money for that pussy? No, that's a prostitute.
Starting point is 00:14:49 That ain't anybody getting married. That's what they be calling bad. They're like, bad. No, no, I swear. You got money. You're a bad at you. No, I just, I'm first shit that popped in my head is just like a motherfucker who looked good on the internet. A bad thing.
Starting point is 00:14:59 They got a new bad. They got somebody I know they're going to need some help in like a week. That ain't a bad a guy. I hit a bit. It ain't bad, but it's like a week. No, you were like, you ain't going to believe it. I hit a bit not too long ago when I got done, she was like, you will fuck anything. Damn, she was ugly.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Diggins get a squirrel. No, they just got me. We don't have to call. We don't have to call yourself. No, what the hell you mean? I hit you. We don't go call them. I don't call nobody ugly because I think that's me.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I don't call nobody ugly either. But I'd be like, socially unacceptable. I don't say you ugly. Man, your ass ugly. I just say you ugly because you think you ugly. And I noticed it. I'm sorry, motherfucker ugly. There's some ugly motherfuckers out of him.
Starting point is 00:15:43 It has a motherfucker tell you you ugly, and then you had to remind them like, hey, don't forget who you are. Right. You're an ugly motherfucker too. You fucked up. I just was nice enough not to tell me. You see what I'm saying? I'm thinking I'd be looking ugly to some people, so I'll be just saying it just to be safe anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:01 You are ugly. You are not somebody type. Yeah. Yeah. But yes, you will. If you're not much, you know. You are. I am. I am a little to be like,
Starting point is 00:16:10 damn, boy, that could have been me. Well, God damn, thank God. You don't think God. You don't think that nigga thank God. Oh, my God. Yeah, nah, I do. I think of God. He said it's like that.
Starting point is 00:16:23 He had the opportunity to not be ugly. I don't worry about who think I'm ugly because they're ugly than me. You remember that little piece of paper they used to have when you pass around and like keep. If you think I'm ugly. Okay. You're ugly. Automatic. Automatic.
Starting point is 00:16:37 But you remember that shit back in the day? They used to walk around with the little paper and be like cute, okay, fine, sexy. I had a lot of cutts up on the mind like shit. I had one ugly. Cow. Boy, I went to the whole class. Who, who is?
Starting point is 00:16:51 How ugly, duck? But I knew you. I had four ugly. Boy, you're angry. That nigga ain't had them brave in either. Oh, my God. Get him out of here. What is he doing with his head?
Starting point is 00:17:05 What are he doing with? But see, that's a nigga, you don't have to look two heads. You don't gotta be no good-looking nigga. All you gotta be a handsome every about four times a year. Y'all know how to be grueled. You got to have something. You got to have some type of masculine sexiness about here. That's how you know you like you're good some nice shit up.
Starting point is 00:17:22 You're fucked up the rest of the time. That's all you gotta be a handsome like six times a year. See, I don't like being sexy every day. I don't like that shit. That's it. What did you do with you? I'm going to go out to the ghost man look good than the most. Goose it down.
Starting point is 00:17:37 What? Gautier out. I'm thinking that about some bottle. Hell, no, man. I'm like, man, what the hell? You're about some emergency. As long as you got more motherfuckers who like how you look, then think you ugly, you're winning in life.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Yeah. Hold on that shit back one more time. As long as you got more motherfuckers who think you look all right, then think you ugly, you're good. Right. Your numbers, it's just ratios in life. I go out how I feel. I don't get with the fuck with nobody else.
Starting point is 00:18:06 If you bring me around. women and eight of them like me I'm good I'll fuck the rest of the motherhood yeah you could bring me around you get what you can bring me around 20 women but them eight was they would lick the win off your sack if you bring me around 10 women and don't none are like a real lit lick a real little bit no no carlo you know what you got to go do a 20 new one you gotta do one like you know why i wouldn't go you're ugly yeah that's yeah that's him no that's your mom Fuck everything. When they did my little bit,
Starting point is 00:18:39 I'll show you, I'll talk to you, ugly. So when do I walk out? He used to talk to my friend. I'm gonna get a fan. I can see you doing one. I can see you doing one. Huh? I can see you doing it.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I'm trying. Yeah. I'm trying. I don't want out of match with three of y'all. What's up? What are you doing? What if you go on that bitch? Don't nobody pop the balloon.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Yeah, word. Now you got to fuck with all of them. with all of them. Nobody fuck. You got to fuck with all 12. All 20. Galantire. Gallantire.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I'll be all right. That's stupid. They ain't had no dick on there trying to get two, three hole. What if the hole you like pop a little, nigga pull one out of his pocket and blow that bitch back up? No. Fuck that. You still playing.
Starting point is 00:19:31 You still playing. But beauty is in the aisle of the best. Holder. Shover, show and then how I know, I don't have been around a lot of motherfuckers, right. Even with one that's probably like the unpopular opinion where it'd be like, that's the one you would have chose.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Like you said, I don't been around motherfucker where I had to end up finding something good to like about them. Now, hold up. You said what? You said what? Find something good to like about you? Find something good to like about you?
Starting point is 00:20:01 You're like, I'm like, I want to like you in the second grade, but damn, about the fourth grade, y'allet? You kind of all? You went wave you went back too far I went back too far too far Yeah Damn I was damn six grain No name
Starting point is 00:20:13 No grand Go to high school Fuck high school I'm real today By time I got two of a duck I want to do it Like you said I was fucking squirrels
Starting point is 00:20:22 But I want to bring this up Do black Because I know you You know me You know me I'm from the hood I want to bring this We hood baby
Starting point is 00:20:29 I know you didn't been in this situation That's all You ever been in the room And all of them look good And then you see all the bad women, then you start to see who ain't bad. She's like bad.
Starting point is 00:20:40 She's like bad. She's ugly like bad. For sure, for sure. Now, that's a strange one to be in. For sure. Yeah, I don't see that. We're going there with a motive. It's like a two-man.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Like, nigga, why are you trying to find your wife in here? I see pussy. No, it ain't. I don't see nothing there. It's women who, like, beauty is a standard. Once they come in a room, another woman is trying to see who look better than her in this bitch.
Starting point is 00:21:05 They're trying to be the best. baddest woman in this bitch. And when they see competition, it's crazy. What happened? The niggins don't think like that. I don't think women move like that. Shit. Girls don't move like that.
Starting point is 00:21:16 They don't move like that, guy. All right. You think they don't be aware of who the bad is. You know me. You know who the bad. You know who they walk in. They like, all right. I'm the baddest bitch.
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Starting point is 00:22:28 to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the IHeart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat.
Starting point is 00:22:48 How is she? She is not with us in. Okay, great, great, great way to start. So this is a great beginning and hopefully you'll be able to, I don't know, maybe you will cry. Amanda Seifred. Life is so short. If you feel something like that, you have that fire in you for this experience. It's not for a guy.
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Starting point is 00:23:35 Right? No, I turn into Be Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. For decades, people traveled across the world to see John of God. Desperate for cures no doctor could offer. And when they arrived, they saw things they couldn't explain. This is real.
Starting point is 00:23:59 This guy's actually doing surgery and it's a miracle. I never believe that miracle's real until that point. But behind those adoring crowds was something much darker. One of the reasons why I never went to the police is because I saw at least five or six men with guns everywhere he went. That was clear to me, like, close your mouth, don't open your mouth, don't say anything. I'm your host, Martina Castro. And in the podcast, Two-Faced, John of God, will look back on a man who claimed he could perform miracles and got people from all around the world to believe him.
Starting point is 00:24:34 From exactly right and Adon de Media, this is Two-Faced, John of God. Listen on the IHeart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, do be hating. Y'all are there some haters on each other. Well, yeah, hoes do be hating. But hate loving each other. Hey, girl, when you get that at?
Starting point is 00:24:52 You're holding the shirt. Oh, God. You be doing that? What? Not telling, not telling where the shirt is from? No, I'll tell what shirt is from. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Y'all do be hating on each other, though, to the point. I'm like, damn, y'all are really friends? But all them same girls is they look the same, too. So it's like, Are you different? You just, I don't know. But we, you know what, ugly is beautiful. Ugly is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Ugly is beautiful. Ugly is beautiful. On everything I, I don't, brave. You ever been locked up? Ugly is beautiful. You're gonna get you with the ugly bitch who hold you down, okay? And you're gonna love that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Ugly is beautiful. Who? Ugly is beautiful. Talk to me about me. You're talking about what ugly bitch hell will be down? What she is still? I'm just speaking to general. I got down.
Starting point is 00:25:39 It's all about who loved you, man. It's level. Because you're ugly, too. I know I'm ugly. I don't give a fuck. I feel the same way. When I got this tattoo, I was like, there's no way I give a fuck by what anybody
Starting point is 00:25:49 think about me, dog. Yeah, because you're ugly before you got it. That's why you start writing on you. Would you ever get a lizard off? I'm trying to now. That shit hurts. Boy, you got to see that video. I had to run.
Starting point is 00:25:58 That shit. Why you keep doing that? They could not, what? There's some places that can numb you up, though. You did. When I got the remote, tried to get removed. Man, that shit hurt, boy.
Starting point is 00:26:09 You gotta get... This bone right here. They were pat- Nah, you gotta get that going on all. If you get it off, you'll go to a whole number of... My head, there's smoke coming from. That's why they keep... That looks...
Starting point is 00:26:22 Blow it down. Like, you got my head on fire, that motherfuckold. Put an anti-toy on your head. Yeah, man. Put an antibrand. You're telling it to fuck up. You all both. Yeah, I already came...
Starting point is 00:26:36 My life. No, I ain't getting it in a minute. They hurt. I'm telling you, I'll be sitting on the table like, what the fuck am I doing here? Yeah, what am I doing? I'm cool, man. I'm gonna get some more, I don't know when, though. Shit ain't finished, but.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Nah, I'm saying away, man. I'm saying, wait, man. I'll be saying, I'm doing. Yeah, like, what am I doing? Like, what am I doing? Like, how did I do it? Don't worry about it. It's like when I had my, when I had my, all of it went away.
Starting point is 00:26:59 What? All my threshold. Your pain, you can't take the pain no one? I can't take the pain. I can't, shoddy. The tattoo, God, you said that did your daughter on your leg. I still want him to do something. Yeah, you ain't get, what happened?
Starting point is 00:27:11 Oh, I hit him up, but I hit him up and then. I told him no weird about it. Y'all don't like the numb and cream? I don't think of Trill, man. I ain't, I ain't did no numbing cream. No, I got to give a shout out to my boy, tattoo man, Taint, out of Houston. He got his own numbing cream, and he's been selling a lot of us.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Shout out to my boy. You don't have to know. Before they ain't out. I feel like to go out. You got to be numb for four eight hours. Yeah. You got to put your name. You got to do your tattoo.
Starting point is 00:27:38 You're a hotel room. You try to go pee your arms in one way. Niggins shit, numb in here. Yeah, nah. I can't do the numbing cream because your tattoo don't go all the way through. I don't believe that. I did my sonny with that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:28:00 I ain't feel nothing. Yeah, nah. I'm straight. But my stomach, though, I went into a convulsion because goddamn it started wearing off. And then my stomach were doing like this, y'all. Like, I was in, like, that shit started. You was in shot.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I was in the shop. Crazy, man. The numb and no one wore off. The motherfucker wawaw. The knick, you know, this, take you, no, this thing. How long that was you did that? You're on your leg. I ain't you no cream for this.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I ain't you no cream for that. But you can see how it faded. I told that nigga, I can't do it. That shit hurt. I'll punch your ass, get up, man. That shit hurt. A punch your ass on top of your head, man. That's your head.
Starting point is 00:28:36 I don't know. What was that thing? I think it. But I mean, I love it. I love it. It's about time that I go on here and say it. What you tell them, fool? Hey, welcome back to the 85-7-day.
Starting point is 00:28:47 You thought we forgot, but we ain't forgot. 20-26. Yeah, we got something cooking in the kitchen like the roach behind the stove, Nick. I ain't never had nobody show me out of the thing that you're not showing me. Who fuck you think you are? That beat that thing's playing. Uh, yes indeed. You're on your Grammy shit game?
Starting point is 00:29:14 Why not, my nigga? Come on, man. On the Grammy campaign. We got none other than... Who? That crazy-a-dude. Who? The Grinchin' Stowe bitches.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Playbacked Mafia here today. Legg out. Yes, indeed. Ben, man. DC, we got another special guest in here with us today. All we have to Philly. All we have to Philly. Who?
Starting point is 00:29:37 You might have seen on love and hip hop. Yes, sir. You might have seen online. That's shit. Yes, sir. She was on Flay-O-L-L-L-L-Law. You might have seen her in a video with your favorite rapper. You might have seen her DJing.
Starting point is 00:29:52 You might have seen in Atlanta. You might have seen in Miami. You might have seen her somewhere. She'd be played. She'd be all over play. That girl with all of them tattoos, none other than Shame Mac. Hey, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Reality TV. TV. You were on playing with a little? No. No. No. No. She was on loving hip-hop.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Moving star? Yeah. You were on flavor love, though, one? No, I wasn't. I was there. I don't want to take hell now? He knows me. I don't even know why he's acting like this.
Starting point is 00:30:23 You know what? Why they didn't put you on baddies? I'm too old for baddies. Oh, you got to be an aide? I'm too old for baddies. You got to have to be a little ass? I ain't know that damn baddies. I don't do all that.
Starting point is 00:30:37 I don't be doing all that. I'll be chilling. No, I'd be chilling, man. What you like, man? Yeah, it's so graphic to me. I can't even hardly watch it like that. It's too graphic. Where do you watch it at?
Starting point is 00:30:50 How do you feel about niggas who watched that shit? It's out of pocket. My brother, can you have? I'm gonna get off the game. I'm gonna watch baddies. You never seen it. I'd pray that night. Mama, the son that you left down here,
Starting point is 00:31:04 the nigger watching baddies. I feel like that's for a particular age group. It's a what? I feel like it's for a particular age group. I don't feel like it's for my... You're a motherfucker that like MMA. Yeah, it's so hurtful. It's so hurting.
Starting point is 00:31:21 What do you say, that's just fighting. Right. And they just fight. Cot fight, right. Right, and they just fighting. They be holding my turn. They'd be like, ready, let me go. It's entertaining though.
Starting point is 00:31:32 I mean, it's... I'm about the clips on tip. The clips on clip. Jay to be watching baddie. Like, she tunes in, she pays for the subscription. She's everything. I only seen, like, the clips. I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:31:42 They go in, and I'm like, this is horrible. What's the point of the ship? We know y'all. They go in there, correct. And then they get, like, ranked. They get, like, ranked. Whoever the bad fighter. Yeah, they get ranked, and then they get, like,
Starting point is 00:31:56 chain and all these holes. Yeah, we're serious, too. Get baddy chains. Wait a minute. So they got me, hold on. This show, the show, the show, The point of the show is to win the number one spot and get a change. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:08 And whoop ass. And whoop ass. Yeah. Don't none of them, there ain't none of them practicing on their all season. Nothing. They in the club, you know what I'm saying? They ain't smearling with God damn, you know what I'm saying? They ain't enough getting up.
Starting point is 00:32:19 They ain't doing no sparring. No sparring. You know what they ain't doing? No sparring. You know that bit some season where a girl go crazy. Like, you know, my fucker like, oh, she got here. The next season, she did you get papped out. Yeah, go right to you.
Starting point is 00:32:33 What? Because she wasn't spot. Damn. She went doing no spa. Bitch, you gotta be spa, man. You want to throw hands. Bitsch don't learn no jujitsu, no nothing.
Starting point is 00:32:45 No, they love it. The girls, they be like, you know, looking cute and fighting. They're going to create scenario, Losep to them to be mad at each other. They just be like, fuck, bitch. And full dresses and make up, like, just go. Like, just go.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Like, this is crazy. This is crazy. Maybe they create a lot. Fine, lean into a bitch and be like, hey, Rebecca said that your daughter got her daddy booty. What? Your daughter got her daddy booty. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Yeah. Yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Before you and break that cat, right. Like, Yeah, that is so funny. But they gotta be crazy shit,
Starting point is 00:33:36 because y'all don't know each other, so they got to be making this shit up, man. So the show don't have no point. They're trying to grow up. They bad, they live in a bad girl like, that's what it is. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy, buddy like.
Starting point is 00:33:47 But you heard what Shab says, she said, they get in money, some of them bitches getting like a honic cane and shit. You're talking about Natalie. Yeah, that's what you said. Yeah, damn. And then said, so what they bring it to the table? They're bad.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I said, I don't know. They're bad. That is funny. Man, you know, take the money and invest. That's all.
Starting point is 00:34:11 It's entertaining, bro, folk like mess or shit. They like that. And I can't watch that. It makes me busy. I can't even watch people that, like, in videos that get hurt.
Starting point is 00:34:23 What you mean? You know, like those falling videos, like people falling and hurting themselves or, like, falling on. X game video. No, no, no, like the shit that just be on Instagram. Like real life, somebody slipping fall. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:35 You don't like that? No. Oh, you ain't living. No. I don't like that. That's horrible. That shit, you don't want to know. That shit, funny.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Like ridiculousness, I couldn't watch. What? That's what you play in the hotel. You get down with the show, it's ridiculous. Hey, bray, bro. Y'all see the nigg. Y'all see the nigg. They be giving the, the crackhead.
Starting point is 00:34:56 They've been loaded in the park. Shit. Yeah. One of the crack egg going to fucking around the bag, bro. I don't want to say that. He's not physically falling and hurting himself. I can't see that. But the nigga eating the, eating the, uh, shit.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I remember my head bit, uh, I bet somebody in here. I think it was dead. You're not lying. I was like, why did it? Cinnamon challenge. What you do? The nigga did it. No problem.
Starting point is 00:35:17 All right, I'll put back. They all, punch your head. You're going to add $20. Damn. He owed the nigga. Oh, that. That man, you feel like that. Mom, if you, you know,
Starting point is 00:35:26 be feeding them folk, hot fish and all that. That nigg would be like, He'd like, on the collar, on the scale of one to 10, he'd be like, hey, bro, don't every that shit no more. He's done, what's in the guy up here, bro? I like when that digger put that stank-a-mire mic in the nigger face. Oh, shit. Hey, man, what's on that mic?
Starting point is 00:35:50 No, man, get that shit. He said, did my knee mic. I'm like, oh, you need to get her shit. Yo. I'm an evil. What that's good for. Don't be a funny. video, the real live reactions like that.
Starting point is 00:36:03 I just hope that's not that hot, though, because the way they be happy, the bitch be hot, they're gonna have some hot shit before. No. That shit can make you feel like you out of there. This shit different guy. Nick Black. What did he mix for that?
Starting point is 00:36:14 I'm gonna be promising them folk that he gonna give them. He gonna pay them. What are you gonna pay him? Come on. And then he'll give a $20. You did it. Here go your $20. This is gonna fucking be the goddamn
Starting point is 00:36:24 bi-patch surgery. Now you're funny, for $20 for $20. For $20. I think, what don't know, uh-N-J had a pistol on? Yeah, he pulled it out. He said, hey, boy, you're gonna make me bust in a way. Yeah, man. Ain't have about no kid, OG.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Hey, man, just be safe out there when you pranking them for me. I'm telling me, man, leave them from the lawn. Not too hot, God, now. They need to lead them up in public, though, like all the ghost show and shit. Who? Come on the little stuff, bitch. Nah, the little chick. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:56 I think she's from Chicago or stuff shit. She'd be running up on people. She'd be like, hey, what your big ass doing? Get out my weight before I get mad. Ooh, me. Hey, tell me what Burger King yet. I'm gonna beat your ass. I'm like, bitch, you're talking to.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I'm talking to your big buffalo back ass. Oh, shit. Don't go viral. I'm telling you. Don't go viral because everybody ain't having a good day. Tell me. You gotta prank people where they don't require no physical, like, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:37:21 A stage it. Shit, y'all been doing it. Playing on people's phones. Can't do. Play on the phone. Playing on people's always funny. Playing on people's always funny. All they walk up on a nigga light.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Oh, it's fun. You don't know what he did with you. He can't wait. He can't wait. You know what to be. Don't your ass. You're the nigga I've been looking for. This would be a good-ass shoe.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Bro. Oh, my God. Just have a microphone outside and let the niggas just see who walk up to that motherfucker. Bro. They're getting out of the troll. Just put a camera and then just put a microphone right there and just see who fuck with it. Don't even tell them nothing. Just let people walk back.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Somebody going to grab that motherfucker and slang something. They're going to do something. They're going to do something. Let me there. They're going to steal it. Gamer. The prank, they're getting out of hand. Prank getting out of hand, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Yeah, a prank getting out of hand, especially when you play with Fort Hill. Fuck that. You didn't see if they were trying to feed a dick or something. What happened, bro? It stuck a deal or not out of that dick's throat. Hey, man. Hey, man, fuck no.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Hell. I know y'all. That's not. Hell. They had a nigga like they're acting like he'll pretty eat a sandwich and so it and then it always got that little Mexican nigga at the end he always he was like you all know somebody at the end it? You're at the end? Bro, I seen this shit I said I said bro I dare to do by phone ain't a problem.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Bro everybody around me got to go. I don't even got my word no shit. Bro don't. You thought that shit was fun. That shit was fun at hell, boy. Everybody get behind me. Listen. You know, no, you stay over there.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Everybody will get behind me. What? Bro. You're crazy. Now, I mean, see, pranking, pranking. But pranking ain't pranking. See, that ain't pranking no more. Y'all.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Nah, they're freaking. Yeah. But you do something like that, but that ain't your friend, bro? What are you talking about? You just took your manhood. I'm too, why you see that bull with that dick of cheek? That's why that dick a cheek did like that?
Starting point is 00:39:21 This thing is stupid, man. You don't know what? I've been too, father. Fuck that nigga, guys. Yeah. But they don't love that nigga, but they don't love you guys. But they don't love you, yeah. Well, they don't have to go viz.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Dang. Oh, my God. Hey, man. They're doing some. Hey, man. I'm sure how. I ain't said shit in a long chance. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:39:50 I'm not on back, though. Slapping you out your sleep, all type of shit. I was just how I was trying to see how I fit into this conversation. Because that's strange. Yeah, that were crazy, boy. I'm offended. To think of that shit. He was...
Starting point is 00:40:05 Who was the freaking motherfucking? Who said, hey, this is what we're doing that news? No, but who's the other freaking motherfucking be like, I'm going to record it. Who are the other freaking motherfucker would be like, hey, y'all see that shit on Facebook with a dick? He had to come back and whoop them niggins with three of your cuss. You got a little bit.
Starting point is 00:40:24 You got a message to at this one. What the fuck the part is. They got a whole compilation of this shit. Bro. He's the only victim that was... Bro, I ain't, I've seen some fucked-up shit, but that was about one of the most fucked-dove ones, I don't see. I keep telling the Instagram.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Stop the just and shit for me, man. You can put not interesting. They'll still put that shit on your shit. Keep doing it, bro. But I can show you my hair's hair tag right now. I'm loaded. That shit still keep popping up. They're like, all right, you don't want to watch this,
Starting point is 00:40:52 but what about this? I'm like, gang, just stop, gang. I'm like your show. What show? What show? Your podcast. Oh, yeah. I like my podcast.
Starting point is 00:41:01 The vibe. Coach of Chad, that's the hat that I... Tell them what it is. You ain't saying. Yeah, it's Coach of Chad. GPT. It's me and two other guys from Philly, BL and Donnie.
Starting point is 00:41:13 And then our camera guy's name is Chad. And we just, yeah, having a vibe, man. My bros, like, it's just... The sink is just good. I feel real comfortable, real, like, at home. Yeah, y'all be on that talking shit. Yeah, it's like I could just really be myself, like, like,
Starting point is 00:41:31 Right now, I'm just listening to y'all and just in my bag. But, like, with them, it's like, they my niggas, like, for real. Okay, you're from up top. Yeah, and we all from up top. So how we feel about Michelle shit, that is the same way how y'all feel about up top. Okay. Who you going with, Jay-Z or Nass? Yeah, well, I'm going with Hove.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I mean, yeah. You're going to have a hove? Yeah, I'm going to have. Okay. Sometimes, but... I go Crail. I go, Jay. Yeah, yeah, Nyes, too.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Like, it... That boy was a gym. A lot of people. A lot of people. Hey, man, that I don't like... Periscence. I don't like comparison. I mean, that's just some...
Starting point is 00:42:15 Why we got a pick? Prefaces. They both goats. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Naz and JZ, and it ain't even comparable to me. Because Naz, I don't even feel like that nigg even give a fuck about what nobody else doing. He's doing.
Starting point is 00:42:30 He doesn't do shit that nobody else do. That nigga literally just described the whole room and that should be cold as fuck and then throwing the details that niggins ain't gonna think They even think man He was the lyricist when he was the lyricist when he just started shit off on the pleasure shit I got my hair cut grab my shoes two socks put my pants on Walk downstairs sit with a grandson sit with my grandma having a bunch of breakfast the oatmeal was sticky man check out my necklace I'd be like this man Don't nobody else do shit like that
Starting point is 00:42:59 Right, good story-telling. Good-ass story to it. Hey, the nigga A-Z-Fi, too, though. For sure, for sure. I feel like we need all of them. Yeah. They fuck us up because they try to make us pick. All the things is amazing.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Everybody, we definitely got Hall of Fame all day, every day. You know one of my favorite niggins are all-time that I don't feel like people bring up enough? Oh, D-B. Oh, dirty bastard. Yeah, sure. For sure. Sweet baby, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Yeah. Real shit. Come on, man. Who would I just, who would be my go-to, up-nort rapper? No, you gotta, this scenario. You need a verse. I need a verse?
Starting point is 00:43:40 You need a verse. Man. I'm only thinking of two people right now in my head. Who do you need that verse from, though? Man. As far as rappers? Yeah. I got to get the verse front.
Starting point is 00:43:54 All right. You got to turn this motherfucker in. You know they're gonna knock it out. They're gonna go crazy. They're gonna go crazy. They go out, crazy. They go like, I'm going to go crazy. Huh?
Starting point is 00:44:01 Two-R-R-A-R-W. You get one. You get one. Your feature. I'm going to say, I'm going to say Rayquan. And I know Biggie will do some stupid shit for me. I'm going to go. I got to go with Big.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Man, I'm going with Jaydick. Yeah. I'm going to go. I want to go with Kiss. I'm dissing. Back a valet, nickel. First off, fuck you bitch. You're going to two-five?
Starting point is 00:44:27 Man, too. I'm going to go. Back a better. Swag. Too bad. Who do you get on their verse? Yeah, we're talking about up north. Up north.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Noria come through on a goddamn verse too. I'm thinking about a cutip for real, though. You feel? LL cool, Jay. You're going to go LL? You're going to platinum. I'm going platinum. Give me real spill.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Oh, you go on wild west. I'm going now. He went crazy now. You're going wild, wow, wow. Yeah, man. You're going wild. Y'all laugh. Will Smith will wrap your ass off today.
Starting point is 00:45:00 He'd go crazy right now. The fresh print? Right now. Don't get it fucking. Listen, don't do. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Because I got it. He's a rapper, not, not.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Get jigger with it. That's a shit. That's a weird. That ain't fresh print. That ain't the fresh print. That ain't the fresh print. No, that's Will Smith. So what's, what's, what is?
Starting point is 00:45:21 His, um. Parents just don't understand. Yeah, parents just don't understand. Yeah, and the other one, what's the other one? I think I could beat me. Freddie Kruger. No, what's the other one name? It's on tip of my song.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yeah, with Jazzy Jeff, him and Jazzy Jeff. Is it in Summertime? Nah, not summertime. I know what's one you're talking about where that niggas just get the rap in his ass off. They're sticking and they moving. Yeah, that one. That's the best one he ever did.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Summertime, that's first print. Yeah. They shot that in my neighborhood. I was growing. We was all in school. I was watching from outside. Watching this shit? Yeah, watching the shit.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Yeah, watching the man. Oh, that's five. You're a motherfucker. Hey, one of the greatest moments in black history is when that nigger dropped Wild Wild West. Nigger, what the fuck was Cisco singing that hard fun, Nick? He'd be going crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:11 We go to stay to the wild, wild, why the fuck was that nigger so in ten? We go and change The wild wild wild Where did? What the truck? To do, do. Where he goes on.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Where he going? Do a wild world world. Oh shit. We do it things. The world world. That ticked. We do it. That niggins tell me.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Oh, wow. The world world. He, you put the look on it. That niggins song, fuck out that song. That's all. Yeah. My name is like, Cucson. Man, Cisco was in a jist-dottom motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Hey, but Cisco had him run too. He was intense. He had to run. Cisco had a run. He was hated on. Hey, man. They were talking shit. He was fucking all the bad, bitches.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Amen. Going crazy. That nigga ran across 50 booties. 50 booties. In the same. Yo, that nigga ran across 50 booties. They went. They go a butt.
Starting point is 00:47:25 They go a butt. Pintos. That's a hundred bucks. Timmy told. That niggins flew across fooders. That was a hundred bucksie. Yeah. You got a little.
Starting point is 00:47:39 You're a nut, man. Oh. That nigger freaking in the moment. I forgot about that part. That nigga did fly. Boy, that nigger's stupid in hell, boy. That video was crazy hell, but. I ain't working shot at Cisco, boy.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Cisco. Oh, crazy. That thing flew crowned a booty, man. I didn't want to sing that song. Yo, I'm high as fuck, man. All right. Can I say who I got the weed from? Who you got it from?
Starting point is 00:48:15 I can say. I mean, don't take any. That's between you and them. But, but, no, it's not snitching. It's like. That shit good. Yeah. What's out of time?
Starting point is 00:48:24 I just wanted to shout out of you out of my face. Like, I don't want to do that crazy. What's out of time? I ain't want to do that. It doesn't matter, man. He knows who he is. You didn't get me the nigga bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:35 He's not. He didn't know who he is. He ain't in here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna talk sense. He in here? Yes. You got to be Jeepers. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Yo. Yo. Bro, we got to get you to just walk back in this shit. Yeah, you got to. You got to. Who you asked that? Who you asked that brother? Who your assed at earlier?
Starting point is 00:49:00 You're gonna be your own barbeder. Pop your shit, Gary. Yo, who you asked that earlier? I'm fucking right. If Freddy Kruger started listening to Little Oozzy Verk. That niggins stupid, man. Got a damn jeepers creepers in his mother. Man.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Smat me. Bally Schmett. Bally Schmettman. Bally Schmettman. Bally Schmett. That nigga, superhero. Bally Schmett. Bally Schmett.
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Starting point is 00:50:11 Stream now on the free IHart Radio. I'm Bowen-Yin. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys' Five Rings podcast, in the lead-up to the Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends. Hi, Bowen, hi, Matt.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Hey, Elmo. Hey, Matt, hey, Bowen. Hi, Cookie. Hi. Now, the winner Olympic game, are underway, and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:50:46 For decades, people traveled across the world to see John of God, desperate for cures no doctor could offer. And when they arrived, they saw things they couldn't explain. This is real. This guy's actually doing surgery, and it's a miracle. I never believe that miracles were real until that point. But behind those adoring crowds was something much darker. One of the reasons why I never went to the police is because I saw at least five or six men with guns everywhere he went.
Starting point is 00:51:22 That was clear to me, like close your mouth, don't open your mouth, don't say anything. I'm your host, Martina Castro, and in the podcast Two-Faced, John of God, will look back on a man who claimed he could perform miracles and got people from all around. around the world to believe him. From exactly right and adonde media, this is Two-Faced, John of God. Listen on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat.
Starting point is 00:51:57 How is she? She is not with a thing. Okay, great, great, great way to start. So this is a great beginning and hopefully you'll be able to, I don't know, Oh, maybe you will cry. Amanda Seifred. Life is so short. If you feel something like that, you have that fire in you for this experience.
Starting point is 00:52:15 It's not for a guy. It's for the experience of being in love. And, like, it's bigger than a guy. Elizabeth Olson. I love swimming naked so much. And I know you love taking pictures of yourself naked. I love to be naked. I just want to be in my brown underwear all the time.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or girl? Oh, my God. All the time. That's so funny. I love it. So I'm always like, hi.
Starting point is 00:52:38 I try to butcher it up for kids, you know, so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like Doris Day. Right? No, I turn into Be Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm going to go Ben Nigeo to see a little Benny out. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:53:00 No, I got somebody. I go Benny. Okay. We're going to do Sal. I need three. I didn't say Sal. We said y'all said, I fuck that shit. I'm a live wire, hula, hoop wire.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Y'allel hell with gasoline drawers on. You can't mute me putting the paws on. You dress cute when the walls on, you know all that? You make a bed, right? Laying in it. That dig into be crazy. You keep your shit, tight you standing in it. You hear me?
Starting point is 00:53:22 Hold on that motherfucker, too. If I go south, I need, ah. Damn, man, man. That's a nice one. Fuck me up. All right. If it, like you said, I don't want to put people against each other. But reasons?
Starting point is 00:53:37 And we were to say, we got some Hall of Famers in each region, like, Evie Hiddles. That's why this is back when you knew where the music was from. Right, right. That's why a little artist is like, West Sidegun, Joy Bad-A, like, those bids really give you that nostalgia. You know what I'm saying, that feeling. Like, I like that shit. Florida ain't never sound like nobody else.
Starting point is 00:53:58 We weren't up there. We only listened to the niggas who can give us the best description of what up there was. You know what I'm saying? Fat. And then the fuck-up part is, it's like, we always listen to their shit, but it hurt when East Coast West Coast shit came out where we found out they never like none of that shit. That's what really fucked the whole game. We thought they were showing us the same love that we were showing them.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Like, we always fuck with their shit. They ain't never fucked with ours. Now, why that black dress said we got some safe? Even the shit that we thought they fuck with, they ain't fucked with. That's what really hurt when, when Dre went on stage said the South got something to say. And we ain't know they felt like that about the South. Right. Because, you know, like, this is a time.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Like, people in the South don't really travel too much, like, overall. So we don't have, all our family be from the South. So we don't have no people to go see. So they come, you know, our people come to the South because that's where the family started. They want to see what, you know what I'm saying? But we very rarely got to go up there. Right.
Starting point is 00:54:58 So they kind of got the roots, but we don't know what going on over there. They was coming. They were bringing us shit. We were like, oh, let me have that LL Cochay. Let me have that Wu-Tay. You know what I'm saying? So they were leaving our shit, then we would. No, we were like that shit too.
Starting point is 00:55:10 We liked that shit too. But y'all listen to a Philly. All the Philly niggas. Oh, y'all had Wayne. Niggas, major figures, beanie, motherfucking me, Kristen, Lee. Oh, from the South?
Starting point is 00:55:23 Oh, from the South. I know Wayne was going. Wayne was going. Wien was going. Geezy. Clips was going. Gizi was going. Jeezy was going.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Fucking, uh. He's international. Hey, man, I know the nigga fucked up right now, and I hate the situation for him, but you know who don't get brought up enough. I think. Who? That nigga, they all have, bro. For sure.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Man, that nigga. He's going to praise on the train. I don't know. I didn't really listen to him. Yeah, I ain't ever tap in a, bro. Yeah, I never listened to him. I ain't ever tap. Yeah, I got tap in. Yeah, I'm listening.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I'm trying to separate the art from the arm. I eventually already moved down here, though, in 07. So my music span was just from there to here And caught up with the rest But when I got down here in 07 Was Boosey Gucci Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:56:14 What a time to be alive Got the head at I-7 T-I Central Station All that shit Our greatest Aero music man I See I missed the 90s I missed the 90s
Starting point is 00:56:26 So I don't know I'm only coming from 2000 So don't beat me up guy I Please don't beat me Hey bro it's been going on I know it been going on. It been going on.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Nigger that I'm serious error. Right in, right, I'm serious. It was going on before then. I know. Dequil alitem days. Nick, I'm talking about ball. Going on before then. What about bone?
Starting point is 00:56:48 Bone talking. Come on. It been going on. Tell me something I need to know. It been going on before that. Tell me some. It been going on. God damn.
Starting point is 00:56:58 We always had. Two-line crew. We always, that was a whole era. Right. Uncle Luke. That's from about the late 80s early 90s. I'm talking about the yeet a, but no time. Damn, nigh, what you want to go to?
Starting point is 00:57:11 Yee. Doing no time, like 97. That was a good time. We had an Olympics down here in 96. Yeah, with Freakeney. I'm talking about that era. I wasn't there. It was going on before that.
Starting point is 00:57:23 That party people get on the floor. Oh, yeah. All the me is even more in the flow. That's right. D. G. G. Grow on me.
Starting point is 00:57:32 G. What? Grown dance. Shoot the whole club up. I'm talking about party turn, man. I'm in debt music. That's usually what the dancing that nigger did when they stopped dancing.
Starting point is 00:57:46 They started fighting. Always. Yeah. But the game got fucked up when people started shooting. Fighting wasn't enough. Right. That's what fucked the whole party scene up. Real shooter.
Starting point is 00:57:57 It still fucked the party scene. When they started fighting, period, it got like. But now, you can see about four, five fights at a house part. You know what I'm saying. When they started shooting, they were like, uh. Yeah, after three fights, you need to be headed to the car. Because that's what I'm saying, the West Coast was Nick. Somebody got the gun.
Starting point is 00:58:10 But that don't make no sense and you think about it. Right. You will see a fight, you're like, how are they on? They broke the fight on and get back to the day and see somebody that fight on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to fight like, man.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, this shit, like, oh, they fight out? Pah, pop, pop. You're like, make a party check. Yeah, man. I'm, man.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Leave it empty-handed. Leave it empty-handed. Violence, fuck the whole, fuck the whole party scene up. I think the tough boy era was just, but you know what, bro? I read a lot of shit. I've seen a lot of documentaries. That shit been going on.
Starting point is 00:58:46 What? Yeah. Just that type of shit. That walk-a-flok of era? No. That era right there? Yeah. That was different guy.
Starting point is 00:58:54 You had to pick a side. You had to pick a squad. You know, when niggas started claiming shit. When that shit been going on? I know, but it wouldn't like that, bro. It wasn't like that. See, we were saying nothing. The Yans is the scariest is the scariest era to me.
Starting point is 00:59:07 But this shit was a buildup. This is too bad. It ain't even the YAs. It's been like that. It's been like that. It's been like. It's just recycled. It's just this era of time.
Starting point is 00:59:16 It's the children's of these people that's already is in the bush. Yes. These motherfuckers been fighting. They evolved. They evolved. I can show you a clip in the 50s. It ain't the same. It ain't the same.
Starting point is 00:59:29 That's saying. This is a man. They can be shooting now. Growing at a massive. That was in the sentence. This shit is massive. It's wild now. Niggins showed a whole piss.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Like, nigga don't be throwing hand, man. You're just being shooting. It's all. It's slavery days, man. This is the juke junk, Nick. Anytime you put us together, it ain't got to be at the club. We got to fight.
Starting point is 00:59:49 We don't rumble. It's kind of like how we introduce ourselves. Certain tribes, man. We're from all different tribes. Some of these motherfuckers is just violent. Right. You know the difference. I'm from a small town.
Starting point is 01:00:01 So the one. One good thing I can say about when we had the party, we knew who the niggas was that was going to start some shit. You can see it when it started. Who are they Brad now? Are they brad now? Are they caught in them? Man, let's get the fuck out of it. They're put the tennis bitch up.
Starting point is 01:00:16 For sure, for sure. They're fed the tennis bitch up. The nigger got to be the bad. And then we got a small town. So it was the same motherfuckers fighting every weekend. They knew exactly about one time. Man, about 1.30, break it down. And everybody related.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Crazy crazy, bro. I miss the day going outside, man. And Philly is like that. And Philly is like, that's, have y'all ever been somewhere and everybody looked the same? Yeah. Like, you know where somebody from when you look at them? No. Like, you could look at a person and be like, you're from Detroit or something.
Starting point is 01:00:55 You be doing acid. No, I don't. No, I don't. You're crazy. I ain't got time to do no fucking asses. Motherfucking said, if you've ever been in the place, you see everybody, you can tell where they're from. No, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:01:12 No, where, 37 years of living. No. I mean, you've been, but you've been, you've been places, but just, you haven't been in a lot of places. So, so. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Oh, my own. I'm going to ass acid. Who won't answer? He said I'm going to ask it. You do this shit? No, I never did ask it. I'm looking like, you up there to a fair, everybody looked the same. She said she was asked.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Hey, this episode is sponsored by Backwood. No, my shit was in the wrong. Nah, don't do that. I'm smoking back. Don't do that. I don't do that. No, don't do that. No, don't do that.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Don't do that. Don't let them confuse you. I'm not gonna confuse me. I know exactly what I said. I'm not even here on that type of time. I don't even. You're from Chesapeake Bay, ain't you? I do it.
Starting point is 01:02:15 I would never guess. I would never guess that. Not Chesapeake Bay. Much love to all the people who have been in the room and everybody, like. We don't even look alike. I didn't say y'all. You said earlier we did. It's there.
Starting point is 01:02:43 It's there. It's potential to be there. Oh, you're a sedentary. You were a sedentary. Oh, yeah, shit. Now, I might say that. I might say that, like, amen.
Starting point is 01:03:01 I remember the niggin' total. A nigg. A nigger beard went all the way together, right? He said, well, your shit looked like brille. He said, he said, a blind man can't look at you. He'd be like, oh. You're satin. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:03:21 You can't get on the box and shit. I'm like, well, what about those? Oh, I know. I'm stupid. That nink put to be a helping that. I said, boy, I couldn't hold it there. Oh, shit. What the fuck.
Starting point is 01:03:42 The nigga still don't fold up to the neck behind that shit. Oh, shit. That was funny. You can't do people like that, man. That niggins do that to him. That was saying that to him, he was like, I had turned that d'nick up in there. Oh, talking about that jump on that d'all up here.
Starting point is 01:04:18 That was some evil. Yeah. Oh, why don't you do for the fuck prize, blah? I don't know. Oh, but that nigger doesn't be here, buddy. We ain't got to be high here, man. Yeah, it was so crazy. I had every intention to come here and talk about the podcast
Starting point is 01:04:37 and, like, let y'all know. You got high. Didn't say shit. I got hi. It didn't say anything. So back to what I was saying. Go ahead. So I got the podcast, right?
Starting point is 01:04:48 All right. And it's with two of my homies from Philly or whatever. But we grew up in different times of Philly, like generations, right? Right. But, yeah, we just be talking shit to each other. Just like that. Yeah, grew up with each other. Y'all grew up together?
Starting point is 01:05:06 No, not really well. Like, well, me and BL, we kind of, like, knew each other since here. And a couple of few times back in Philly and passing. But we wasn't as cool as we was now. We just always been cool forever. And, like, and he had this idea, and he stuck with it. And he's consistent. He's like a computer to me.
Starting point is 01:05:31 How long have y'all been doing it? We've been doing it since 2025 a year. So it's very consistent, like very on time, an easy flow. Like, the workflow is cool. It's just a vibe. Decent. Decent as hell. We fuck with it then.
Starting point is 01:05:51 For sure, for sure. You got to people know one. We've been doing it. Just had GPT. I wore the hat, you know. We've been doing this shit for about 10 years, man. The podcast game can get very interesting. Yeah, and I just want to say I'm so happy for y'all.
Starting point is 01:06:05 And so, like, wow, seeing y'all from the beginning stages, like, We just create shit that we want to want. Word and the production is so fire and like the building. It's just very inspiring and this shit is about. I appreciate that love, man. Even though Moneybag been hating on me. What the fuck? He ain't no hate.
Starting point is 01:06:28 He looks nice. He looked nice. Yeah, that's all I see. That's all you see. Yeah, he be doing too much. What that mean? I love you. I'm gonna do that. Yeah, he'd be acting.
Starting point is 01:06:41 You know I love you, Shia. Oh. But other than that, you know. What happened? He's acting. Like, ever since I got here, he was been acting. I was supposed to propose to you on ATL, I mean, at an apartment. No, he was.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Oh, this is definitely that idea. Oh, okay. Oh, that's what you were talking about. Yeah. You're missing your opportunity. I know, bro. You gotta go give what you want. You gotta go give what you want, man.
Starting point is 01:07:08 You gotta be more forward, man. You gotta be forward. Yeah, I can't. Can't be backwards. Fuck me up. And that's like sometimes guys be saying like, oh, I'd be liking you or whatever. And like, they be saying that.
Starting point is 01:07:20 They just send like hard eyes and... Say something back. And art on your pictures. Yeah, just not enough. Hit a nigga back and be like, say some words, nigg. They'll take it from there. If you want some words, say that. But when a nigger say some words,
Starting point is 01:07:36 But when the niggas say some words, what y'all send back? Emotions and shit. Nah, I fried my. Hey, that ain't, what's the shit called? Emodges. Not emojis. Oh, yeah. Emosies.
Starting point is 01:07:48 They got to be up front. Jay be like, I like you too. Hell, yeah. All that punk fucking booty shaker. Don't tell. Might well. I like you. I want you.
Starting point is 01:07:58 I want to do some things with you. Nah, that don't work either. I just can't believe this. This shit ain't working for nobody. It ain't working for nobody. Why? Because some guys, they be liking these AI pictures, and they think they're real fucking girls. I'm damn no ready.
Starting point is 01:08:19 We're not going to make the robots. There's some robots out here. They got real robot AI people. Send one of them to me. And they'd be giving them money and fucking and. And they want people to look like that in real life. Some of them don't even give a fuck no more. Think about it.
Starting point is 01:08:35 They've been building up to this. this shit for a long time. They created all these filters. But now that shit looks so real. Niggas don't give a fuck if it's real or it's fake. What if some niggas just like the idea of this motherfucker? It's like, okay, I see what we're going
Starting point is 01:08:50 with it. It's an illusion. It's an illusion. Niggas. Cigues love. Comic books and anime and shit like that. And that's all they interested in. Showing them as fine-ass fake woman. And they don't want to talk to no girls. They like fake. They like, they had to give them like those spiritual speeches and then you click
Starting point is 01:09:06 when they were like, no, AI. You were like, hey y' y'all. Yeah. Oh, this fight. They'd be in love with a computer. They'd be in love with the computer. I'll take it. You ain't see the movie when the girl went, and it was a guy and the girl and he shot the computer, but she had like a soul.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Uh-uh. What's this ? Oh, yeah, it's this movie. No, it's a movie. Nah. And, and. You, yeah. Nah, it was a movie. And the guy he fell in love with the computer. Like, the
Starting point is 01:09:36 girl was the computer. The girl was the computer. The white girl was the computer. It's the new wife was the computer. Megan Fox. Yes, Megan Fox was the computer. You watch your nips, please come sit on the couch with us. And the guy fell in love with the computer. Like he fell in love with Megan Fox and was having sex with her and just loving her and wanted to be with her. And she was a complete, like, robot.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Oh, you seen it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm not. You were freaky. It wasn't freaky. It was. You're trying to do. It just let us know what he's on.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You just let us know where they're going. That's exactly what it did. Yeah, that's too freaky. It was it. Why are you paying in a cup? You're freaking. Don't pull up down your eyes.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Don't pull you pan in a lady. Nah, it was coming up. I believe you weren't following the robot though they made a robot? No. I ain't going to say I'm a real pussy all, but I want to, you know. What I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Huh? You fuck the fake butt? You fuck the fake butt for it. That's the point I'm trying to make. It is a point. You're watching a bit play with a role. You don't think she, see, now you get to send her a picture of video and you fucking a bitch, but if she really can't be mad. Everybody, imagine how many jack off videos she got.
Starting point is 01:10:57 She gets them all week. Yeah. Now you got it. That why I bought the half a booty. You got the half a booty? I threw it away, but I had a half a booty. Man, the man had a hat to boot, man. Nick called me on fake time I got some shirt.
Starting point is 01:11:10 He pulled that bitch up like, it was a pils. He was like, look, I'm like, what? I pulled that bitch out of my pan, here. A nigga threw it on the bed. I was in it when we was on the phone. Yo, so did you, did you have to use it? Who? Did he ever use it?
Starting point is 01:11:26 Yeah. It's like a different type of, I like to be different. I ain't going to see you because what is she like, man, see me a video you're playing with that motherfucker. Yeah. Fucked the booty, huh? You fucked, you fucked the hell? I was slamming that motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:11:38 Went cray. Niggins fucking piece of steak, dick creak. Cold slab. That's cold hell. Hey, you know. You fucking teabone steak. Come on, man. Nah, I'm good.
Starting point is 01:11:48 But fucking whip a cushion with a butt hole up. He had a scoosh. He picked the blanket. Hey, man. Call the girl, man. He got a cow female, man. No, I'm good. That's good.
Starting point is 01:12:02 You might wear a jack off. No, I'm a school squash. I was celibate. Oh, yeah. Oh, so yeah, yeah. I had to tone it down. I had to tone it down. And now what I did.
Starting point is 01:12:15 What? What you turned out? What you turned up? What was you at in life that made you just say, this is the move? Yeah. How long was you celibate for? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Are you playing? Hell yeah. You're lying. Oh. A couple of months. He's still like Now about a couple of months Because then you have to buy the money
Starting point is 01:12:40 Getting no pussy You just be sad They're no bother for you. Yeah, you be big but depressed How tough what you are You're gonna be sad You big boy depressed If you're gonna take that route
Starting point is 01:12:48 That first month though You're gonna be sad They don't take that long It takes me about 18 days to get Depressed Say about 21 I'm talking about He went to hold you
Starting point is 01:12:58 Shit I mean Yeah, that's some change You feel like you're failing You're in my mother No one. I'm like, let me get the half a booty. Let me get the half a brick. You're about to have a brick.
Starting point is 01:13:08 You got to have a booty cheek. I'm gonna chill out for a minute. You can't be living like that, man. You gotta stay focused. I come home drunk, I'm yelling out of the shit. Baby girl, that's what I call it. It's upstairs in the closet. I'm coming through that.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Get it ready! After I get done, bus, now I just throw it up against the wall. It got to stop. It got shit all over the wall. It gets stuck. Yeah. Big, get the wall, it's 60 pounds. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:13:39 I'm working out with it, squatting with that motherfucker. All the type of shit, that big came in. But I do, I do use it. I did use it to send a different type of video than these other niggas. This nigga, man. A nigga freak, man. Who? Everybody freaky.
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Starting point is 01:14:33 in the lead-up to the Milan Quartina-26 winner Olympic Games, We've been joined by some of our friends. Hi, Bowen, hi, Matt. Hey, Elmo. Hey, Matt, hey, Bowen. Hi, Cookie. Hi. Now, the Winter Olympic Games are underway,
Starting point is 01:14:48 and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to two guys, five rings on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat. How is she?
Starting point is 01:15:10 She is not with a thing. Okay, great, great, great way to start. So this is a great beginning and hopefully you'll be able to, I don't know, maybe you will cry. Amanda Seifred. Life is so short. If you feel something like that, you have that fire in you for this experience, it's not for a guy. It's for the experience of being in love and like it's bigger than a guy. Elizabeth Olson.
Starting point is 01:15:33 I love swimming naked so much. And I know you love taking pictures of yourself naked. Yes. I love to be naked. I just want to be in my brown underwear all the time. Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or girl?
Starting point is 01:15:46 Oh my God. All the time. That's so funny. I love it. So I'm always like, hi. I try to butcher it up for kids, you know, so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like Doris Day. Right? No, I turn into Be Arthur.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. For decades. People traveled across the world to see John of God. Desperate for cures no doctor could offer. And when they arrived, they saw things they couldn't explain. This is real. This guy's actually doing surgery and it's a miracle. I never believe that miracle is real until that point.
Starting point is 01:16:28 But behind those adoring crowds was something much darker. One of the reasons why I never went to the police is because I saw at least five or six men with guns everywhere he went. That was clear to me, like, close your mouth, don't open your mouth, don't say anything. I'm your host, Martina Castro, and in the podcast, Two-Faced, John of God, will look back on a man who claimed he could perform miracles
Starting point is 01:16:51 and got people from all around the world to believe him. From exactly right and Adonde Media, this is Two-Faced, John of God. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you ever get paid to have sex? Like, here, yeah. Other than the Galantines?
Starting point is 01:17:12 Oh, baby, but damn, what's that was about? What you're talking about? He's pocket etiquette. We don't tell on each other. She was posing in street lab. Damn, no, not that. You're talking about the Gauntine that they want me to do stand-up at, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:28 We're in this time. If you can't hide. That nigg is stupid. That nigga's stupid at hell, bro. No, you can't be living like that, man. Well, wow, man. It's over with. I saw it first.
Starting point is 01:17:41 That nigga made me an assensual. What you call that when you're an accessory to the crime? I don't want to- That's what it's called. Yeah, a compass, man. They called me first. He was like, look, bro. I got to show you.
Starting point is 01:17:54 I'm like, n'n'all, what the fuck is that? Yeah, the accomplice get charged with assessment. So you was correct. Yes. You were very smart. I do what you got to do. So you mean to tell me if you locked up for a long time, you're gonna make no fee-fi.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Ain't a different. You went in a long-n't-n't-all-hany-h. You need a bullshit. You know what they're gonna make a fee-fi. How are you, man? That gay, me. You would have snuck a fee-fi. Can we be real?
Starting point is 01:18:25 I ain't made no fee-p-be-can we be real? What, man? Then you go with that bullshit. Don't do it. I'm just saying. Get out of the cup. You're pulling on yourself. Don't go out of the cup.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Don't go out of the cup. You know, he is crazy yourself to towel. That's what made him want that thing for slam. Scoops, Icreed, you different. You and that's showing out. You know, how you can send it on video to make a little ditty and you're jacking like that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:55 You. Hey, look, the views and opinions expressed by MoneyBank Mafia are not the views and the payings of the 85s. I said I won't chill out. I said I won't chill out. I said I'm gonna chill out. That's crazy, man. I came here with a new resolution.
Starting point is 01:19:09 What is it? I'm gonna tone it down, bro. I'm gonna just chill, bro. No, you gotta be yourself. You know what you're doing? This is a creative platform of freedom of expression. You don't have to, you know, by the other than yourself, man.
Starting point is 01:19:23 No, but we are all freak, bro. Nah. Yeah, you're a freak guy. You're a freak. I am. I know. I remember that they told me. I'd like to do exact shit.
Starting point is 01:19:32 I'd turn a fan on. We were young, he was like, I was mad. He was like, look. He started a fan on it. That's crazy. That nigga, that nigga followed more than four minutes. Turn the fan on as well. That nigga him.
Starting point is 01:19:42 I hate the nigga tape. The nigga Loves follow like eight midgets. You were free. It's like 18. All of. Everyone that I find I'm going to follow. They're good luck. They're collected them.
Starting point is 01:19:57 Yeah. Like Pokemon. I try to find one in every country. You think I'm gonna get them ahead. Do you know the chances of you even send them again? Very slim. I'm mad I ain't bumping none of them
Starting point is 01:20:15 little wives in Atlanta. I ain't seen none of them. I went to a party with them. I was at a comfort with him. It was the most I ever seen. How were you in the market? I went to, they invited me to the party. Two hundred.
Starting point is 01:20:28 But I'm 200. He went to the party. He was the only tall of people. Well, they were at the hotel. It was like a family. You got all hip hugs. Listen. Watch that.
Starting point is 01:20:39 Grown on that bench. That's just that man. The nigger 48 wrapped in your waist. He's going to hit. I'm just goofy. I'm going here. But I see why people be scared of them, though.
Starting point is 01:20:59 I fought with, I ain't scared. I was even Brooklyn with them and everything. I ain't get a fuck. The crazy part is they got all their adult strength, though. That's why people get up. You can get your ad beat back. You'll be laughing, but you think they're just about to hug and then they grab your waist and squeeze real hard.
Starting point is 01:21:17 And you ain't never been grabbed like that. Average motherfucker, you could do something right here, but they built low-old. It's a new shit. In heaven. And strong is a motherfucker. They got you. They really got the advantage.
Starting point is 01:21:28 If you think about it. I fought. You can't recover quick from a girl. grown man punched directly on your nuts. Yeah, you're going straight down. That's she going to make your eardrum pop. You're going straight now. You're dead.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Your inertia fucked up. You can't even stand up no more. What they say you got vertigo now? A fuck hit you and ring your bells. I don't know why them shit that's the type of shit that make you split into a living people. I don't know why they're so sensitive. I don't know why they're so sensitive. If you even accidentally.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Is it like a nerve or something in that, my heart? No, because it's a heartbeat. You see how you got the left side and the right side? If you get hit in both nuts, that's going to hurt everything in your body. Your eyes, the back of your eyes start hurts. Your long start. The nipples will get hard. Your lungs are hurt.
Starting point is 01:22:21 You're going to do two back lips. You can feel both of your kidneys. That nipple going to get hard. Behind your ears, hurt. Every other thing hurts. That's your central nervous system. Yeah, that's exactly what that is. Yeah, that's exactly what that is.
Starting point is 01:22:36 He was sleep the whole time. You would sleep the whole time. Yeah, that shit over it. Oh my God. That's why y'all cake on them. When y'all suck them, y'all can't on them too long. And why, they tell you, uh-uh, uh-uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My thing is, my, that what I want to know, guy.
Starting point is 01:22:54 Who the fuck is you? I just sucking on like that. Hey. I'm talking about it, but they're doing you like that. Oh, you, who else? Who allows you? Do that. Every head.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Like, go crazy. Do that. Shit. Do it again. Come on, somebody. Hit me. Yoy! You say, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:18 Hey on that shit. Yo. Go crazy. Woo! Yo. That shit crazy. That was really funny. I'm not going to take that trick and do that to the neck.
Starting point is 01:23:29 Everybody don't like that. Don't nobody like that. The fuck? My eyebrows always raise. Soon they go to the ball. I'd be like, who's, who told her that I like this shit? But they're doing some. They put their tongue in your pee-hole today.
Starting point is 01:23:41 I don't even think I remember even doing that ever. Hold on. Hold on. I'm with a lot of free shit. What you said? Bid put a tongue with a pee-ho. I went to have a free shit. Don't go about pee-ho.
Starting point is 01:23:53 I'm like, I don't what the fuck with that? Man, listen, with a tongue she did. Went down there. I was a fuck. Oh, shit. The bill opened up the pee-ho. Listen, went down there, motherfucker. God, that, God.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Amen. Then I didn't have the nerd to be like, I thought you like that. And you got the wrong, nigga? You're doing the wrong shit. And you got the wrong. You get it. It tastes like weed.
Starting point is 01:24:14 You got to get up out of him, shop. You got to go. My buddy can't hit peele. That came right. 37 years. Yeah. I ain't never went to no shit like this. You got to stop.
Starting point is 01:24:27 I don't know. No. How did you, after, after you, she did it? then after that, what happened? What you mean? Like she just stopped and then y'all. Oh no, I throw that ass up still, but you know, I'll just add when weird.
Starting point is 01:24:42 Hello. It just were weird to hell, like, why would you do that? Hey. Where you be it? About crazy. Listen, man. That boy been, I get one more. And that's why I had baby girl.
Starting point is 01:24:53 Wow. You ain't got time. And that was the last time. Baby girl would never do no shit like that. That's why you went to be. Get one too low. Uh-uh. 75 cent.
Starting point is 01:25:03 I missed the candy later when they were like that. Going that bit with a dollar, come out with everything. Yeah, this is how we living over here at the 85 South Show, shape, man. We thugging like that. Our house is your house, man. I always come. This is fire. But they told me my knee won't be hurting, but they're tripping.
Starting point is 01:25:20 You know, exercise. Hell. I went to dead. I went to dead physical therapy, but he ain't tab. We're gonna be working out. I'm gonna lay a week ahead, but I got the baby. What? I said, God, you ain't nothing, bud.
Starting point is 01:25:33 You got out. Go to the bitch that hurt. I said, I can't do all that guy. Damn. That shit hurt like a motherfucker, huh? My nigga getting old, bro. Ain't without that working out shit. That is shit.
Starting point is 01:25:46 I ain't what should you be doing on y'all, like, days off? I ain't no days off. It ain't no days off. We're all way working. Yeah. So when y'all, when y'all go out of town, like, y'all go straight out of town from where you? wherever y'all at and just go to set
Starting point is 01:26:03 and then don't get to chill, hotel, chilling. We need our energy. Sometimes I go in a couple days earlier though. I need my, if I can. Oh, okay. I need my mental space. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:15 You feel, me? If you don't understand, when we have to work at night and then make sure we had our best, we don't really want to be distracted because we know what that come be. So why would we be out here acting like it's vacation? But we not vacation? We got something to do.
Starting point is 01:26:28 Yeah, yeah. All motherfuck weekend. Yeah, all weekend. Sometimes 12, 13, 14 times. I can't go out here and be outside and the public doing all this shit. I'm draining energy that I could have been preserving for the night.
Starting point is 01:26:40 This nigga doing three shows a night. What the fuck? This shit really like rock star shit. So we got to damn to be healthy to be rock star. We can't live rock star life for real good. We got to go get it. Yeah, them days is over.
Starting point is 01:26:52 I just suck. People got a short attention span. Yeah. They be on to the net. You got to be on to the next. You got to be on point like shit out here. You got to be good. You gotta be good.
Starting point is 01:27:00 You gotta be worth the dollar. You feel what I'm saying? Like, have some value in you. You feel what I'm saying? You don't get a fuck that you do that, but. When you came to, when you came to Trapp City that time, what did I play? Did I play your album?
Starting point is 01:27:15 Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, we did. We played his whole album. I appreciate that by that. At Trapp City. Even like everything, we did everything. The old shit, I ain't even know she knew that shit.
Starting point is 01:27:27 I was like, saying no more. And that was a cool night. I just saw you off the porch, shit. Yeah, me and the game, man, DC Ballet, man, DC Cash. You think, what I'm saying? R.P. Richard, you feel me? So, you know, we sit here. Y'all gonna look them up, man, right now.
Starting point is 01:27:43 And he been dressing like that? He been going crazy. Nah, he, that boy crazy. You see him? Oh, yeah. But he's really stylish, though, you feel what I'm saying? He'd be popping his shit, you feel me. He ain't gonna have that shit on star now.
Starting point is 01:27:56 Be having that shit on. Yeah, but today though, he just got on your shit again, guy. No, that's it. Fly back again, guy, fly back again, man. Show the parachute. Come on, man. Show the parachute. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:28:08 Show the four. Yeah. There was a snake in my boots. Somebody's poised and the water ho. Yeah. Poppy shit, nigga. E. Andy coming, nigger.
Starting point is 01:28:23 It's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, man. This is so cool. Today, EJ, got some shit on, though. Why, y'all, nigga, that man. He put that shit on, but today it's just some shit he got on. It put him on.
Starting point is 01:28:41 So what you think is out with the apartments? What I think is up? Yeah. I don't know. What you mean? Like, is it coming out? Rob, right. Shit, I want to know, too.
Starting point is 01:28:53 Hey, yeah, that shit coming up. It's on. away. Yeah. Be patient. But Department 1 is on TV right now. Y'all go check. Yeah. How about that? Go get that right now. Go ahead. Damn, no clap. Yeah. Diggins that look that movie like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:09 All right, you fight, then you fight. But those of you who are wondering we're all in the movie together. Yes, we're all in the movie together. We all in the movie. We all in the movie. It's like a reunion. I love you guys. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:29:24 I love working with you. What are these sound like that? Hey, guys. Y'all always got my support. We're movie stars. Come on, man. Come on, man. We haven't even talked about it.
Starting point is 01:29:38 Pim, pim, pim. I'm actually in another movie on TV right now. Right now? Right today. Come on, man. That's up on the clapping for you. You think of basketball. You're all.
Starting point is 01:29:48 You're all up and watch it when you leave. Y'all are. You're clapping like we're Alcoholics Anonymous. It's called Turn A.F. It's directed by Man Rock. And I'm in all three of them. So the first one was in 2015. The second one was in 2020.
Starting point is 01:30:07 Yeah. And this one in 2025. So they all five years apart. Oh, okay. And it just dropped on to be today. And it's a vibe. It's a vibe. I'm gonna check that out.
Starting point is 01:30:17 It's like you see me when I'm young to now, because I started when I was 15 years ago. Oh, okay. Huh. You get catch it. Damn, they got 15 years worth of footage. Yeah. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:30:29 This is a documentary about you? No, but it's like my story keeps going. Oh. So I'm gonna be like one of them old Jones from back of the day, like the 70s and shit. You know, like, remember Shamek movies? Shit, we're gonna watch them. Like a foxie, like, yeah. So I'm gonna be like that.
Starting point is 01:30:46 It would be classic. All three of them is, they're on tubby right now. Yeah, they're on to be right now. You can watch it. Yeah. Come on, man. And I ain't gonna lie, I got a scene in there. I'm doing what?
Starting point is 01:30:57 What? You'll see. A little kind of scene. It's like cool, a little scene. Is it a love scene? No, ooh, no, no, no. I wouldn't be able to do that. I would be laughing the whole time.
Starting point is 01:31:12 I'm about to say, you have a lot of love. No, I can't have that. I can't have that. You can't. Well, now, I can't have that. But I didn't have that. In this character, in this thing, she doesn't have love scenes. Love scenes.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Oh. She ain't got love scenes. though. Well, they tell you got to do a little and you got to get butt-ass naked. You got, I did. Well, you didn't get, I didn't get, I didn't get, I didn't get, I didn't get, I didn't get, I didn't get, I didn't get booty. Well, I did, but I got in the shower, so.
Starting point is 01:31:42 That's on the, that's on the, yeah. Oh, okay. But it looks, it looks, it's not, no, I just had to say that because. No, I wouldn't, yeah, I just had to say that because I know y'all and I didn't get a chance to say that. I said that to my homies, like, yo, it's like, don't feel those kind of way, like, like, Like, no, we don't feel. Niggas start talking at the same time. Both dick a person got high.
Starting point is 01:32:04 Like, not be a kind of way, but not for no kind of way, but just to let you know, like, I am going to be naked. Nah, you stare at all in it. Like, yeah, like, I just want to let you know, like, hey, just so you know, I'm naked, just a case. You're just trying to make me watch this shit. That too. Two hours later, when the fuck she's going to take a man?
Starting point is 01:32:24 What a bad part is? Man. Two hours. I guess I'm giving a disclaimer to my friends. I gave a disclaimer to my friends. Like all three, they ain't took a bad yet. Damn. 15 years, they took those.
Starting point is 01:32:37 You ain't got a woman. There ain't nobody that you're about to get naked like. Oh, she necked. That shit off. Nah. The nerve of her to smith this in the movie. My home girl. I went to the story.
Starting point is 01:32:50 Damn man, fuck that. I know I'm lost. Why is she naked? Fuck. We all fucked up. I thought you were in a documentary. We all fucked up. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Starting point is 01:33:01 No, I wasn't saying it like this. I feel a long day, y'all. Hey, man, everybody watching this, man. Don't feel no type of way. What the fuck you mean? We're going to watch him like that. You gotta get that ass. Now, shit you're gonna see you.
Starting point is 01:33:20 You don't know me like that. Remember that now. You think you know, but you don't know. Oh shit. You want it. You're one and us. Like, this is a scary shit on there or something. Oh, my gosh. Yo.
Starting point is 01:33:35 Okay, so. But other than that, the movie. So you're naked, and then we're supposed to, what, watch the rest? Move it on. Not unless you do this shit again. You got to take a shower once a year. We need 15 showers. And watch 12 tuby ads.
Starting point is 01:33:59 What the fucking nudity? You're right. It's all the way at the end. You're all the way. You come back to your dress. Oh, I didn't see shit. It is all the way at the end. That's why it's the surprise.
Starting point is 01:34:13 And it was like, you know. I was one of them ones where you walk into the shit and you'd be like. Because they give you a disclaimer, like flashing lights or something this may shock you. So that's just the disclaimer of the film. crazy. But I'm doing a lot of other things, too. Like what? Like what?
Starting point is 01:34:34 What are you trying to tell us? What are you doing in this movie? I'm done. I'm doing a lot in this movie. Other things? Yeah. Like what? Wild shit. I can't wait to see it. I can't wait to see this shit.
Starting point is 01:34:53 It's got our turn to. Yeah. Turn a little. Turn a. Turn A. No, turn A. My boy, cat, I already on it. Turn is fuck.
Starting point is 01:35:05 I see what she's saying, y'all. Oh, what's up right now? Yeah, it's up right now. I see what she's saying, y'all. And it's actually three episodes is not just one whole thing. So you get to see a lot of stuff. But other than that, yeah, just, you know. That's how the episode come on.
Starting point is 01:35:25 Trying to keep, I mean, not keeping a lot of things. Not keeping the vibe going, you know. Shay in the shower. But the Craig part of it is, how many, how many it is? Three? Keep doing your shit, though. We're going to talk shit anyway. No, no, no, that's cool.
Starting point is 01:35:38 That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. So you got a series on that. Yeah, I got a series on there. And it's about your life. The character's life, yeah. Oh, you're playing a character.
Starting point is 01:35:48 Yeah. So it ain't so real life. No, it ain't in my real life. It's a movie. Oh, you're tricking the shit out of. We believe you. But I've been doing the same. move like different movies.
Starting point is 01:36:00 It's different movie, but it's the same character from. Yeah, from 2015. Oh, okay. I should say, okay. So it's still going. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. You're still doing it. Yeah, dude, don't you know of Man Robinson? One of y'all know?
Starting point is 01:36:17 Who? Anybody? Me and Robinson? Yeah. You was in it. You was in it. You sent me the video. You was in the first one. I was in the first one. Yeah, you was in the first one. Oh, I got the video. This thing is. Shotin the shit out of anything, go on on. Turned this fuck? No, the first one was turned.
Starting point is 01:36:34 You was in it. You probably was fraud, man. I don't know. Is that when I got one the nigga shot me? I think, I don't know. They got this shit called turk, nigga shot me. Really? Yep.
Starting point is 01:36:49 Yep. Yep. Yep. I was in that bitch. I was in the first. We're on to be. We're on to be. Y'all go see Tirt.
Starting point is 01:37:04 Series one, baby. Yes. Y'all go see Tert. Once again we meet again. Once again, series. You did? For sure, for show. Yeah, I did a scene in the warehouse.
Starting point is 01:37:16 I was like, you looking for me? That's what's up. Nelson's up. Being the first one. He in the first one. Y'all ain't going to let me get the ups on the day, that's right. Oh, real.
Starting point is 01:37:36 No is throwing it back. 20s, the decade. To the days of huge hits and unforgettable albums. A nonstop stream of the biggest and best. Drake, Rihanna, Beyonce, Katie Gaga, the weekend. And more. All your decade defining favorites all in one place. Hi, it's Katie Perry.
Starting point is 01:38:00 Hey, it's Bruno Mars. This is Kesha. Find 2010's the decade on the free eye heart race. Radio app, preset the station, so it's always one tab away. I'm Bowen-Yin. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys Five Rings podcast, in the lead-up to the Milan-Cortina-2020 Olympic Games,
Starting point is 01:38:20 we've been joined by some of our friends. Hi, Boen, hi, Matt, hi, hi, Almo. Hey, Matt, hey, Bowen. Hi, Cookie. Hi. Now, the Winter Olympic Games are underway, and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys, Five Rings on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:38:42 This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat. How is she? She is not with us in. Okay, great, great, great way to start. So this is a great beginning and hopefully you'll be able to, I don't know, maybe you will cry. Amanda Seifred. Life is so short.
Starting point is 01:39:06 If you feel something like that, you have that fire in you for this experience, it's not for a guy. It's for the experience of being in love and like it's bigger than a guy. Elizabeth Olson. I love swimming naked so much. And I know you love taking pictures of yourself naked. Yes. I love to be naked. I just want to be in my brown underwear all the time.
Starting point is 01:39:24 Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me. Are you a boy or a girl? Oh my God. All the time. That's so funny. I know. So I'm always like, hi.
Starting point is 01:39:33 I try to butcher it up for kids, you know, so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like Doris Day. Right? No, I turn into be Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. For decades, people traveled across the world to see John of God. Desperate for cures no doctor could offer. And when they arrived, they saw things they couldn't explain.
Starting point is 01:40:02 This is real. This guy's actually doing surgery. and it's a miracle. I never believe that miracles were real until that point. But behind those adoring crowds was something much darker. One of the reasons why I never went to the police is because I saw at least five or six men with guns everywhere he went. That was clear to me, like, close your mouth, don't open your mouth, don't say anything.
Starting point is 01:40:25 I'm your host, Martina Castro, and in the podcast Two-Faced, John of God, will look back on a man who claimed he could perform miracles and got people from all around the world to believe him. From exactly right and adorn de media, this is Two-Faced, John of God. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Nah, that my nigga though, y'all.
Starting point is 01:40:51 That was in 2015. Yeah. Well, they didn't brought it back. Brought it back turn away. I'm definitely going to look at this shit. Yeah. Is they all three? all on Tooby right now.
Starting point is 01:41:05 I'm not still DJ. I'll be doing that. You really a good DJ though. Thank you. Every time I don't been in a spot that she's DJing, she ain't got no bullshit music. She gonna kick that shit, man. You never heard me spend before?
Starting point is 01:41:21 Mm-hmm. Oh, right. Hell yeah. Damn, girl DJs. Do we even have girl DJs like that? Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of girl DJs. It's a lot of them. What made you get into it though?
Starting point is 01:41:34 Man, man, it's just. shit is crazy. I was on loving hip hop. I mean, well, I had, I just had Gengi. And love and hip hop was calling me. And I was like, yo, I'm just going to DJ. But no, no, no, here it is, here it is. I was DJing before I got on loving hip hop. But when I got on loving hip hop, I just said I was a DJ at this point.
Starting point is 01:41:59 Because that's what I'm doing. That's what I'm actually doing. That's what I'm training myself to be. Right. But it was this girl, rest in peace, Speaker Fox. She was a DJ, and we always used to go to her crib. She always used to just, like, put some music on, and we drink some wine and shit, and just be a vibe, and she'll be DJing and the shit.
Starting point is 01:42:20 She got gigs. And mind you, she was a hairstylist at New York Fashion Week. Everything, she worked at Van Michael Salon and Buckhead. She was a stylist, but she was also a DJ by night, and I thought that was so fire. And then I got to know her better. And I just traveled around with her. And then I just kept it going and she passed away. And I just kept it going.
Starting point is 01:42:45 And I still had DJ friends and shit like Don Cannon. And, you know, it was a couple of a girl DJs. Sugar Shea. Stormy, Princess Cut, motherfucking Penny Lane. Now it's like a lot of new girls. And it's still so cool to me. But to actually like get in DJ and start my own shit, I had this, I started my own party called Girl Code Worldwide because I didn't have any DJ friends.
Starting point is 01:43:22 So I would hire the DJs to DJ my event and I would have artists come and perform. And we was doing it at the music room on Edgewood. But when COVID came. 2020, it just stopped. And so then I was like, fuck it. I'm still going to do it. But by this time, I did love hip hop in like 2018, 2019.
Starting point is 01:43:46 So whatever money that I had left over, I just saved that. And I started working at the Autospot Bistro. And while I'm on TV and shit, and I'm, you know, wiping them tables, taking them orders, I was getting, And egg white, turkey bacon, that's how I got so thick, so fast. I was eating that every morning when I went down there.
Starting point is 01:44:09 That was my food. Boom. When I go home off leave work, I'll go home and DJ. Still shooting the show. Still, you know, being in my own. So then I just kept going. And here I am. I've been on tour.
Starting point is 01:44:25 I've been on plenty of tours. I did a lot of shit. It's just been a vibe. I'm gonna be a DJ one day. I always want to be a DJ. I ain't gonna hold you. I like how to- The crazy part about you gotta,
Starting point is 01:44:40 you gotta have an artist to be able to mix that shit. No, you don't wanna do no rage. Just the fuck I do. What is love? Love, love, love. They're playing no word music. What is love? You digged at that night at Rockberry.
Starting point is 01:44:54 Doo do do do do do do do do do. That man would turn that motherfucker out. Y'all know a lot of cool music, though, that I was listening to. So y'all vibe is crazy. Whoever be having y'all playlists and shit is fire, y'all just got the same kind of, like. That's a DJ man right, though. No, I'm just saying, like, you could play whatever.
Starting point is 01:45:17 You could play whatever. You ever play songs that wasn't yours? Yeah. He stands in full. I don't play the fuck. No, I'm saying. I'm saying, like, you y'all. Okay, so, like, what's your?
Starting point is 01:45:30 Yeah. Well, like, see, my playlist, I'd be having different playlists, right? So, like, to be a DJ, you got to know every type of genre there is because you're, as a DJ, you kind of like a customer service. So whereas though, like, okay, I'm DJing at brunch. If somebody asks for a song, if five people ask me for a song, two people got to get the request. You understand what I'm saying? So that's the kind of like, you want to. have that engagement because it's a restaurant,
Starting point is 01:46:05 they can write bad, like, review, just in that, in that setting. You got to be able to adjust. You ain't got to do it everywhere, but just in a different setting. So I got an R&B playlist. I got, like, a gym R&B playlist, so fast R&B. I got a playlist for the gym. I got a date night playlist. I got a brainpower playlist.
Starting point is 01:46:27 I got a game-changer playlist. So it's like, yeah, like I feel like sometimes music, so it's like jazz. Music, you don't have to have words. Classical jazz. Yeah, it's like that, like different sims, different instruments, different, like a whole bunch of like different shit. Okay, so explain what this is here, because I can only go to sleep listening to Soul Train. So soon as I cut Soul Train on by the third song. Funk.
Starting point is 01:46:57 So listen. do DJ be mad when we ask the request a song? Yeah. Why? Because it's like... I'm a picture with your fuck ass and everything, nigga. Oh, not, no, not... Place a trick daddy.
Starting point is 01:47:09 Like, what the fuck? Okay, okay. All right, so, like, say if it's like a vibe that you... It's like disrespectful. No, no, not disrespectful, but, like, if you already got a BPM going... Right. And you ask me to play a song that's completely out of it... It's going to mix.
Starting point is 01:47:24 It's going to mix it. It's like, what? Sometimes y'all be dropping a ball, and it shows. So that means a lot of DJ be stubborn. Like if you read the room, I'm not the only nigga in here like, man, what the fuck is this nigga playing, man? Be my cat. So a nigga be like, hey, bro, you might want to woo woo because like for my birthday we was
Starting point is 01:47:40 in Philly, like the nigger was playing that, but the babies wanted to twerk. Y'all don't make twerk music. We don't want to hit that. I'm fresh up and jump, talk, jumping. We're trying to see some ass up in here, guy. So as you have to say. This bee in the past of yon, I got what it take. Them whole dancing.
Starting point is 01:47:57 What the fucking did? All right, hold on. Shouty, can you please play some rich homicinequin? Can you place me out of damn? Can we hear some bad games? Can we hear some bad a gang? Look, that's the crazy part about it. Carlos, look, I can, I can.
Starting point is 01:48:12 I'm in the mood when I'm traveling. They don't. He said I'm in the mood when I'm traveling. You got one to take it around. Yo. You don't turn that shit on up here, man. You're going to bounce that ass. But you know, I can't play, like, some of the music you can't play up top that you play
Starting point is 01:48:37 down north. They're not going to know a lot of Gucci's or with Cholmi Quines. It might sound good to them, yes, but they're not going to know the song, Ashen. And just like that, them, to be honest, like, you play those at, like, peak times. Like, if you got Philly people in the building, you might throw that on right quick. But you might do a little Philly quick set, but as far as like, it's not a continuation. You understand what I'm saying? But it turned up after that.
Starting point is 01:49:07 Like, it's something like you can't do your Philly set. I don't see it. I don't see it part is like, all right, you're going to play whatever, whatever, you got to adjust to the crowd, and then they switch it. He goes from reggae. He goes some goddamn up top, and then he goes, we'll slow it down. I'm like, that's a DJ that know how to bring everybody together. Yes, yes, you have to do that. But sometimes it's like
Starting point is 01:49:29 That's the job of the DJ You can go so far That make people say Hey what's that? Yeah it's so far You can You could It's like this
Starting point is 01:49:39 Some places where I can DJ at I can only play a specific thing Yeah That's all they're saying Because that's the thing about the DJ You can't let the crowd control the music That's what's make you a good DJ No it's like I have to
Starting point is 01:49:54 It's like a uniform style You know what I'm saying? Sometimes it could Sometimes right Sometimes it can be a playlist Sometimes and then When I'm at my other gigs I get to do whatever the fuck I want
Starting point is 01:50:07 I'd be an asshole DJ Because I just play what the fuck I want Yeah you hear what I want Hey man Fuck up I mean it's like that when you Don't have me It don't have me
Starting point is 01:50:20 No ma Take your ugly and stuff That's me not Oh, you don't like this. Sail away, selling away. Oh, you're playing y'allra right in. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:34 I'm playing. Scylla, Lapa, all night. What you want to here playing? Because I'm scared. No, because you know. You know, it was a spot. You know, I'm about to play what you said? No, it ain't me, bro.
Starting point is 01:50:46 I got you coming right up. No, you know, it's a lot of spots where. That shit don't never come. It's a lot of spots where you got to be, like, conservative. And then the spots that get you paid for you. I don't say I know how to read the room. I got to learn how to DJ, man.
Starting point is 01:51:02 You gotta know how to read the room. I want to learn how to DJ just get me one gig. I just ain't, I just ain't praying. You gotta know. I'm gonna find somebody to do that shit. I'm gonna have my whole little set up. Tell me how to do the echo on that bitch. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:16 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. B. I didn't want to start. On to the net. But you got to know the what you say the BPR? BPM. BPM. And then like the, uh...
Starting point is 01:51:28 See, I love the art of that stretching, though. Yeah. But that shit is art, bro. I've always loved that. Oh, I'd be putting all that shit. Yeah, all it is, is, it's like you producing. You know how to stretch it all that? Dude, awesome.
Starting point is 01:51:41 Yeah. It took a minute. It took a minute. Oh, that'll be hard. I need to put that in my notes right there. That's all right. That's the hard. All right.
Starting point is 01:51:53 That's it. All right, yeah. Yeah, man, we can talk this shit all day. I really want to learn how to do that shit, give me one gig, and I'm gonna retire. I just want one dope-ass little brunt in Houston or something. I'm gonna be partied. I'm gonna be DJing in the minute.
Starting point is 01:52:08 Popper was a rolling stone. Hit the point. Do the hug. Hit the point. But you know what to? I'm gonna tell you best. I'm gonna tell you best on some real shit. You see how you got the DJs on TikTok and they just are able to do that?
Starting point is 01:52:24 They don't have that in the, You gotta have two elements. Like, some people just have online element. I ain't bad at the magic. You just playing music for your sense. I'm not mad at the mashing today. You're not really in the film. Boy, some of them nigger.
Starting point is 01:52:38 That shit be hard. The mansion with old nigger. Let me read next. Mela. I ain't, man. My bitcha shoes in love I never fuck without the rubber. I'm fucked with that key sweat. That key sweat, me, bill, bill.
Starting point is 01:52:55 That key sweat, me and style. Keep your heart, three-stack, keep your heart. Going crazy. Keep sweat, making a style. Yeah. They got a song together? It's like the mash. Like, that shit hard.
Starting point is 01:53:04 Oh, it's a mash up. How deep is your love with that. Oh, big old freak. That one, hey, that one. I never heard that. That shit go. That Brett Fier with that genuine wine. Big old freak.
Starting point is 01:53:15 Big old, big old trick. I'm going crazy. I love making you love. Big old freak. Yeah, big old big old freak. That's all right. See? Oh, I'll be the DJ.
Starting point is 01:53:26 I'm gonna get lit. Come on, man. We can do it like juice. You can have a competition. Uh-huh. Damn, I don't want to say the name of the show because they'll be stealing. What?
Starting point is 01:53:37 Don't tell them. Wait till it come out. No, wait till it come out. We got to go to DJ school. That'll be a hard one. That's a high day. All of us learn how to DJ. You know, we have a whole set up, name.
Starting point is 01:53:47 Yeah, I can teach y'all. Come on. They're going to be my first song, though. I don't teach y'all for real. I want to learn how to strap. I'll be going to be going on. I'll be going on. I'll be looking at turntable on Facebook marketplace all the time on never buy shit.
Starting point is 01:53:58 But I always look at them. Don't get the ones off of marketplace. Don't get the one on Amazon. Or just go to the guitar center. I'm gonna learn for real. I'm gonna be mixed. But you gotta have a computer that got all the music and shit on that total. Yes you do, but don't worry about that.
Starting point is 01:54:16 You don't have to worry about that. It's ways to get that. Melody's from hell. Or you get somebody to do it for you. Wait, what was the first song? Say it again. Oh, that shit going crazy. No, I'm still my shit.
Starting point is 01:54:38 That thing is hit. You had an archipel. When they were like, hey, eh. Oh, shit. That's a dick of dumb in hell, bro. Shea Mack, ladies and gentlemen, look, we got your outfit, too. Yes, we do.
Starting point is 01:54:52 Because we don't want you to be out here without no outfit. That's all I had. with some JJ. That's all you have. I gotta do better, bro. Can I pull it out? Yeah, yeah. Can't say no shit.
Starting point is 01:55:05 This is that loud or not? Oh yeah, this is player right here. And a sweatpants too? Oh, no, oh, my bad. Talk your talk. Booth tops, yeah. Like playing in a hat, yeah. Let me see.
Starting point is 01:55:32 Yeah, y'all have a bunch of stuff. bunch of stuff. Yes, yeah. Look what we do. Oh, yeah. Damn. I use all this shit. Damn, I love this.
Starting point is 01:55:42 Thank y'all so much. This is so sweet. No, I love, ma'am. It's how we do it over here. Damn. At 85 South show, we make sure that everybody's working here. Yeah, man, shout out to Culture Chat GTT.
Starting point is 01:55:54 Culture Chat. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna get one of y'all a sticker for being that nigga. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, y'all deserve a sticker for y'all laptop. You ain't got one. Yeah, so I'm in there. A green.
Starting point is 01:56:07 Culture Chat, GPT, follows on the ground. That's blue. Is it blue? Oh, they're blue. Oh, this is fire. This is blue, right? Yeah. Yeah, that blue, that blue.
Starting point is 01:56:17 That's blue, that blue. You can't see? They ain't be blue on. I mean, I had got my eyes done. To what? I had got PRK. What it is? It's like Lasix.
Starting point is 01:56:27 Oh. So the lights are kind of like bright to me. I'm still just adjusting. So I've been wearing glasses. That's just been the swag. So I wear glasses in the club. Oh, okay. Like, is that, that's, you still do that, right?
Starting point is 01:56:40 What, what glass? If you go to the club, ever. Yeah, I wear my shade. Yeah, I wear my shade. So it's like I can watch people, but they really can't see me watching them. I mean, looking dead at them. Yeah, like, dead at the shit. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:53 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think crazy in here. I see you walk up. They go out. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 01:57:00 Yeah, man. Yeah, I like uncool sunglasses, like the ones the baseball coach wear. Sometimes I get me something that look just like the sheriff. I love a good disguise, some stupid-ass glasses. I'm going to fuck that cool shit. Give me the motherfuckering with little spirals in the middle, the ones with Coca-Cola with the polar bears on. I love a good, non-descript-ass pair of sunglasses. Got my soul's on?
Starting point is 01:57:31 No, I got them dumb motherfuckers with the headphones. I got some Oakley's like Kobe had on his rookie card. You know what they flip over like this? No, the ones that go right on your face. Damn, I can't wait to put this shit on. Some Oakley from about 99. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah, make sure y'all watch my movie.
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Starting point is 01:58:29 You ever seen my podcast I've seen clips at it. You gotta come on the show game. That's what I'm saying? We gotta call you. Yeah, yeah. You got me number. Oh.
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