The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Don’t Fall Into The Trap! W Chico Bean, Karlous Miller And DC Young Fly | Ep. 235

Episode Date: May 9, 2020

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We were just talking. This the longest time since you've been telling Joe, you ain't been on stage then. Nick, let me tell you something. That shit feels so weird. I'm so ready to get back out there. I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready. We're both. There's so much shit on my mind that I need them folk to hear like I did. You been writing? I've been raining. I feel like therapy. It's just shit that I want them to know. You're like, I feel like they should know this.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Like I think they should know this. Just being able to get that out, you know what I mean? And there's so much going on. I've been getting right and the premises. Just the premise? Yeah.

You could build on it. Yeah. That's when you build on them when you get on stage. Yeah. Women are drug dealers. Of course. That's the whole premise. That's all I'm gonna say.

Oh, you're on your day in Shapale shit. I see what's happening. See, I ain't gotten to that level yet. I'm still trying to figure out how to build this shit. I'm just going out there speaking true life shit. We usually get the building when we're on stage. They're gonna come together when we're on stage actually talking about it. You know what I'm saying?

Hilarious. Right, this shit different. Like, imagine a nigga went into a coma in December and woke up the day. He gonna be like, what the fuck occurred when I was sleeping. He wouldn't even know, but that's funny. A nigga who's in the coma or woke up. in the coma or woke up.

In December and woke up the day. We woke up doing the coronavirus. We're doing the coronavirus. I'm ready to go back to sleep. Boy, put me back in the coma. Hey, where my family at? They outside quarantining. They can't come in.

Somebody out there is on house arrest and they're happy that somebody was on house arrest with them. You say what? Somebody out there was on house arrest and they're glad that the rest of the family did the last few little months on house arrest with them. That's hilarious. Yeah. Cause they thug it.

House arrest. I ain't need no nigg. House of Rear. Sheesh, motherfucker be glad to get it too. There's so many niggas on house arrest. Right now. But that's the thing though, I feel like, I feel like for the counter one giving a house arrest because they went from the coming, that mean they got to come check on you. They ain't come to check on you. Ever? Hey, man, let me tell you one. You can't, thought you was about to get a house arrest. You think gonna do that in the time. Mm-mm.

I ain't been cut in your house. He got me fucked up. What? I remember when you, when a nigger was young and they thought a hosurin' hair. You should be cool about it, young brother. Nah, and especially when the whole world on your ankle. And somebody besides your mama telling you when to go to sleep. You know what I think worse than that? I think was worse than that is when the drunk people got to get the shit on their car,

they got to blow in two before it start. You don't reach the whole other level of being drunk. Them the motherfuckers who won't listen, them people got two, three DU eyes and shit. You got to blow into the breathalizer before you got to blow into the breathalizer before you. a car you can start you got to think about they be drunk on the way to that liquor store get the liquor hope the police don't get behind them then the police get behind them they act like they can't drive to say it ain't life niggins they be sweating that shit right now though it should be all that shit should be down drunk driving crashes all that shit should be down

right now i think it's fucked up that they say that it's not it's not you know acceptable to laugh at people like that. Like, alcoholics and shit. Like, I laugh. I think alcoholics is funny as a motherfucker. Yeah. And notice that all this parking spots just ran the fuck over

because everybody who go to the liquor store is alcoholics and they're drunk. You ever noticed that? Like, all them little, that's why they got them yellow thing like the concrete and they all scraped up because people be drunk and they can't stop. You hilarious, man.

But I think alcoholics, some of the funniest people. I don't give a fuck what nobody's sake. Bro, my cousin did something funny and shit the other day. What did you do? He got pulled over, bro. He said, bro, he said,

watch off and get out of this shit. I said, I ain't even get out of this shit. The nigga played deaf, bro. Hey, that worked. No, it did. Oh, it didn't? Yeah, no. Because he thought he had a warrant,

so he gave him, he was like, he was like, oh, you're dead? He was like, yeah. So this nigga told you this story after he said he was deaf and it didn't work. This shit is ridiculous. Man, don't talk to this nigga, man. He said, you're deaf. He said yes. I said the geek is up.

Because you're thinking we're about to go to the shit. Hey, man. Oh. I was one of my jokes I've been working for. This nigga stupid. It's fucking stupid. It's stupid. I'm gonna be practicing all night.

You're just gonna throw them out there. You're all my life apart. Get them out. I miss this shit. Chigo, I miss you, nigga. Oh, who up? Weel, we. Yeah, they can see, man.

Oh, man. Well, you missed it, but Astrovan. I wish you could have been by Ashroman. I know, man. I watched Astrovan. Hey, hold up. Has anybody tried to buy it yet? They tried, but I think they know it me.

That's what I said. I just said that if anybody buy it, they just give me because they know they bought it from D.C. Nick, we're like, uh, he sent to love. You know what I'm saying? I want to anchor it. He said how, man, you know what I said? I said, I said, I didn't get back to it. He quushed mom.

He's like, where you went? I mean, shit, I'll meet you down in time. He's like, damn, brother, took you long than the answer. You must don't want to say out of the van. Oh, my God, down, bro. I ain't know what to say back. Like, nigg, who the fuck you took you to? You're gonna be extra mad if a nigger really wanna come see it

and you ain't the one to show it. They really just was coming to meet you. Like, what did you see it? Now, you had something to take care. I really wanted this fucking van. He really talked to me like, I really don't want to tell my face. He's like, down, brunt took your family.

You must don't want to say it back. I do. I didn't know it was a response time. That nigger said, 5,500. Hey, brother, somebody, it was close. I just been scratching it. Because I remember when you debuted the bag. Somebody said four.

I said, hmm. I take that little phone. You should have took it. No, because somebody looked at them and said five. And you still got the motherfuckin. And you still got the motherfuckin. Hmm. Shit.

What's you waiting on? I would've been, I would have delivered that motherfucker for five, full of gas, running. You gotta understand, though. It's gonna be people that they want it and don't really want it. Yeah, they just want to meet me. I wouldn't even do that. I sent another motherfucker over there. Right, nigga gonna be.

Of course it's not gonna be me. Tess drive the minivan, the Astro man. Let me run around the corner one time, bro. See how I run. Nigg, it don't matter how I run. You shouldn't be driving this shit. No way, sir. put it up in a museum and leave me to fuck it on.

I told the nigga I was sitting in the Ashrowman, he got so excited. Who? Who? He was like, you, what? You're talking about what kind of escrow man you got? I said, I got these air. He kept goddamn, he cut me out. You talk about the brown one?

I'm like, yeah, they got three, see? I'm like, yeah, you're talking about the Shaven wheel? I'm like, yeah, bro, that Astrovan. I just hit a nigga by that. I just hit a nigger about that. That's true, man. Yeah, my granddad, the sole one, just like it. Bro, you wouldn't sell that motherfucker for five, for real?

Oh, hell now. You need that extra $500. No. For whatever he bring me, you can have that bitch. Hey, man, you hear D.C. says if you wanted to Astrovan, stop bullshit and go get the Astrovan. Man, go ahead. I remember you debuted the Astrovan. I ain't been no goddamn 424 for it.

We did the Montgomery, Alabama show. That's when you, I mean, that wasn't Montgomery. my gun wasn't my god it was it was it was it was all been yeah well one of them albany georgia one of them you debuted it i was like this niggins got the motherfucking murder vane i ain't paying no 40s running for it what you're gonna do all right yeah that name got the van i had a bit dropped out t i'm telling that bit work bro there ain't nothing wrong with it bro i'm tell it i'm gonna tell you how you suit this bitch okay take the seats out all right bet take the tv what kind of tv it's got the little the little security seat tv

It's a security camera. That's who did a who. Him, ugly-ass. That's what's on that. Look at that little-haired TV, little-haired monies. You cut it on the black or white, I'll tell you. So you take that out, and you put you a 12-inch in that motherfucker. The carpet seat, the carpet that's in there, nigger.

That motherfucker's so comfortable. Oh, man. Come on. That's why you on the fire, because he's saying, think about it. Don't get it and be like on a-c-c-c-cook. I get that bitch and do an episode of Pimp My Rat. I'm telling you can pimp that bitch out bro turn our astro van really it's a good it's a good shell boy hey man you're hell of the boy I'm about to say you know

to have two episodes trying to sell this whole I'm sitting here listen to this nigga like why you ain't do none of the shit to that right if it was that nice why you ain't do all you didn't see it you ain't see when he posted it oh fuck no this niggins try and sell us a ninja turt van that nigga had to fuck him Color the van from colors, nigga. Yeah, we're about to strap and we're about to bust the cap on the nigga, that shit, that shit, man. But listen, it's a great shell, bro. You know what?

It just got the upholstreet. You know what, D.C.? Welcome back to the 85 Shop. Yes, indeed. Hey, man. We're still over here talking about this fucking van. We're looking for a buyer or somebody who could at least help us pimp this motherfucker out. Yeah, but you can have it, you mean, it's hard to find good people that build cars and shit in Georgia.

Right, I'm talking about that bill, a decent car. That don't fucking bullshit. Everybody's trying to drop a motor in the transmission. They ain't no fly about the van. When I was watching the episode, it just made me think like, what, when you bought that bitch, what did you see? Like, what was on your mind when you saw that bitch and was like, you know what, this what I need right here?

Like, what did you envision that bill? Like, did you see that bitch in the movie when you was little? I'm like, bro, that's the goddamn. That's the colors van. I got the hair this bitch. Like, what made you? Purchase that motherfucker I will take you through the whole process

I will crack me I'm so quick What? This thing say he made sure the balance was under $150,000, my nigger. What the fuck they gotta do with anything? Yeah, what are you trying to do, bro? My plan, puts to take it in a row? Well, that bitch made one show.

Eighty-five percent of that bitch made one show. And back. And back. That's it. We ain't seen the bad since that one show. That nigga was in the back of that bullfucker, put your curtains pulled down on me. curtains pulled down on that bitch.

I'm like, fly, what the fuck you got going on, well, what you're starting to gang? Like, the fuck is happening, my name. And the nigga kept me when he slid the dog, and shit. And they're like, bro, me and Lowe's like, what the fuck you got the goddamn who's the boss fan for?

Making this shit crazy. He in the back count money. Yeah, a big ass stack of money. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? This nigga that bought a time machine, my name. $15,000 with a time machine, my nigger. The fucking this is he got you going to? That niggins think he Ray Ray off of that shit?

Jesus, nigg. Had a fat nigga driving in the air thing. Oh, had the big nigga driving the van. Where the fuck did you get a drive-at the same day? Hey, man. That nigger had a trap in the same day. Hey, man. That nigga parked that van.

I was like, bro. And I know you remember when you open the joint, I was like, nigga, what the fuck? Because he walked right pants of that? Nigger. I walk, they say fly outside. Let me go holly fly. I'm smoking this shit.

They're like y'all outside. I'm like, nigga, nah, he ain't out here. There ain't nobody. I think ain't nothing out here but the venue van. My nigga, this shit. That nigga said, it was the venue. I thought the van belonged to the venue, my nigga. That nigga slid that door open.

I was like, bro, what the fuck is you got going on in the Astro van? That nigga got the Easy E van. And he said, I slayed the dog. Like a player, though. That motherfucker said, Sh-D-D-Sh-D-S. Step in here and talk to me real quick. Talk to me.

Real quick, nigga. Hey. And the air had a driver the same day. And the same day, nigga, was pushing that motherfucker. I, nigga, I asked him, I'm like, you're all back to the night and that. That nigga bought a van.

Didn't get the oil check to nothing. And just drove that bitch to a show. To the show, bro. He didn't check no times. Nothing. That bitch went from somebody else out. No, it didn't, because he had to pick up, all of them rolled down in the van, so that mean they had to make stops to pick niggas up, and I know every time a nigga walked

out of the door, he'll know it to wish his wife was nothing. I know everybody he picked up when they walked out the door was like, bro, I said he was out front, where the fuck this nigga at, dog? Because that niggas slid the door, come on, niggas, we're here. Like, hey, salute to the fucking Astrovan, man, man, by that motherfucker from fly. You see it got sentimental value to us, so go ahead. We're gonna get y'all two more weeks to get y'all money together.

And ain't nobody bought it in two weeks. I'm getting it for a little local. I'm gonna have that nigga auction it off. Yeah, it's dumb, bro. It's crazy. I told the nigga he can only get $5,500 if he put $3,500 in the glove box. You said he only can get $55 if he get you $35?

He got to put $3,500 in the glove box. So I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna let the people think you sold it for 55, nigga, but you really gave it to me for two. Come on now. Oh my God, man. Shit, it's gonna cost you $2,000 to get it looked at. Then you gotta find... Then you gotta find a nigga that know how to work on baby. That's ready for war.

Let me tell you. Let me tell you, if you want to go buy some ooters and new and get you some cover and think you fin to go to California, I bet you make it. I bet you make it. I bet you you ain't gonna make it together. Hey, that's it. I bet you you make it. I bet you don't make it out of Texas. Whoever get, listen.

Hey, listen. That's, I got your head away. Hey, what do you think about this, fly? What if we let a nigger get the van for free? Hell no. What if we did, nigger, nigger pay for the van, right? Let's say you take $1,500. Right.

You like, look, bro, if you can make it from here to whatever destination you make it to, bro, I give you money back. Who? Who? You, Nick. You forgot who you. You forgot. Who you're talking to?

A nigga ain't fit to your heart. And then think he's about to go to California. And I'm going to give him his money back. You know how much shit I don't bought on a cradling that didn't make it home? Hey, I'm just saying that's it. Because I don't got that bitch making it to North Carolina. I bet you, I promise you on everything. Boy, you put an ad in that back right time.

Hey, man, Jonja, auto sales coming soon, my dick. Bro, you are a terrible selling. It's going to be a car. That's a hell. I can't have a nigga like you in there while I'm trying to say a car. I got it so. You're going to be looking at the niggins like, I ain't know. I ain't gonna tell him shit.

Like, what's wrong with your boy? Ah, eh, don't worry about it. I ain't gonna tell him shit. Yeah, that's crazy. Listen, that motherfucker, so, listen, the time you get out your car and think you're about to buy a car, I'm like, I got him. He's about to come off this lot with a car right here. This nigga here, man. DC just look at a car and make up a price.

What you need to, what is the fact? What is the $500, the $5,500? What is the $500 from it? Because $55 to bring it down. Did you ever say how much you paid for that bitch? No. He ain't going to do that. He ain't going to pay $200 for that bitch, checking the price up.

For real. We already looked up to Kelly. We looked up to the value. He might have just been somewhere like, bro, somebody left the keys in his van. I don't sell cocaine, so I got to get it somehow. Hey, I fee. The Kelly Blue Book value is $1,200. You said for $2.50 that I know I can't sit down.

Hey, man. Nigger, did you- Time out flat. Time out flat. The Kelly Bluebook on the car is $1,200 in mint condition. Kelly don't run shit over here. I get down what Kelly say. There's a lot of shit don't pay that $85,000.

That I know for a fact. This nigga I put money in that car what made that car $8,500. But Kelly said that shit 12. Amen. Amen. Alright, let's do some killer shit on your shit. Cool. No.

You don't put money to your shit. If I come to you and be like, Kelly said, this party at with 12 hummer. You got to cut that because you letting people know you ain't put shit in that van. You were like, you put money in your shit. Yes, I did put money in my van. That's why I'm bagging it up. What you put in there? And I'm bagging whatever I'm selling, Joe.

You got to be able to stand on that. I can stand on my bed and be like, you ain't even got to buy that bitch. What you put in there though? Another for a nigger to crack this bitch up and go to cats. But hold up. I got receipts for everything I bought for all my car. I got a receipt for that one too. What you do to the bag?

That motherfucker ain't salvaged. That's how to clean. I got the paint slip. That motherfucker in my name. I can show you all the investments I made to make bad work. But see, I can show you the receipts, the tune-ups and all that. Get it right. You just did all that.

Man, that motherfucker, listen, if I was to say this motherfucker, I would say this motherfucker to my kinfolk and know he good. I'm going to buy it. You're going to buy the Astrovan. And then I'm going to pimp that bitch out. But then what I'm trying to tell you, it's not even in the condition that you are assuming that it's in. This motherfucker will ride. You can put groceries and be like, I'm out.

Fuck y'all. I'm living in my whip. Like, you get rid. The AC work. Listen. The AC work right now. Then we're going to have to turn it into what Fly thought it was going to be when he bought that bitch. You're putting that motherfucker up and put the AC on 60.

You can cheer in a little hot box that bitch. Fly, so if Lo's by the van, we're going to turn it into what you were seeing when you bought that bitch in your mind. We're going to actually turn in that. Bro, the motherfucker is already ready. This is what I'm trying to do. You ain't going to have to do nothing but put a little spank on that bitch. That's it. That's it.

Whatever you assume that you're about to do, I'm going to tell you what you ain't going to have to do. What you think is. What? assume that you're gonna have to do I'm gonna tell you that you ain't gonna have to do what you think you got to do to the car everything man what you mean the astro oh my goodness what year what year is it's the old two is oh two oh okay damn they ain't never changed the body style of them that's their motherfucker is literally that's the exact same one so look the car the van 18 years old 18 year old that

mean all the suspension gone all the shit under this is gone you got to have a whole new fucking brick. You gotta have new brakes, new suspension. You just turn this nigga to the yard mechanic. You gotta have a tune up. Loz, I got to have to do, nah, you gotta do the whole time end. Know the motherfucker

need some gaspits. All leaking everywhere. That bitch needs some spark plugs, wires. The fucking power steering pump is fucked up. You proved. You proved. I know the motherfucker need some ball joints. The uh, the guy. Hey man.

Okay, the ragged shit. Hey, nigga. Rackin'in' is just busted. I'm telling you. That nigga know too much about them cars, man. I got the Tudu. You got to spend 4,000 under the motherfucker. That's before you even popped a hood.

He said, what year is it? It's an O2. All right, well, let me tell you, look. He tried to go. He tried to go to Spain. You got to do shock. All the suspension, fuck them. Shock, suspension, all that.

This is not a book. Carlos. This is an astro man. Nigger, I know. And to keep the bottom from falling out of that bitch, you guys spent the bottom. Nick, the car's 20 years old. I'm gonna tell you right now, the tune up is good. The oil change, done.

When you take that motherfucker to the mechanic, he's going to say, look, man, I had to cut these boats out of your van. I hope you ain't mad at me. They was just, they was all seized up. They were like, we gotta use the torch to cut the shit on. Man, you can't trust him, man, because he's just cutting shit, maybe he's thankful. I'm telling you as a friend, you ain't gonna need no belt. I got you. Hey, if a nigger by the van, just don't get D.C.

Don't give the nigger your number that buy the van because when he gets to that shit, all that shit. I'm just talking sick. I'm fucking with it. Hey man, the bottom of the goddamn van fell out flat. Word, boy, you were driving too fast. Hey, man, we... You buy cars from DC Auto.

You ain't got nothing to worry about it. You got guaranteed car facts. Hey, but since last week, you've been driving hell out of the van. Tell the truth. Well, I've been driving hell out of it. I do it. If you were to ride right now. Why do you bring it?

And hit that bitch. guy, a penny break. The nigga in the third seat, he's going to come all the way to the front. Why you ain't to break it up here? Because I had to put it up. Okay. Because it's for sale. That's why he ain't driving.

Somebody came to look at it. Real? Yeah. Thank you, Bush, you know, but he came to look at it. Well, if a nigga walk around the car twice, he ain't going to get. No, somebody going to buy that bit. We didn't talk about it too much. If he walked around it twice, he ain't going to get it.

We got a walk around once, get in the car. That collect vans, and he want that bitch. bad. That's just a one of a kind. It's O2. If he wasn't sold on it, man, you got to be sold on. Go ahead and get the Astrovan, man. It's reddy. You ever seen them car show and they be looking for shit? Yeah, this is about the show. I've been looking for this.

Yo, this is a nigga out here that's like, I've been looking for an Astrovan. Yeah, it's a nigga. He'll be a mogul. I'm willing to give you 10,000. Will it do what? You can have this motherfucker. You want a picture? You mean to tell me somebody going to show up and be like, look here, D.C.

You really don't know what you got over there. What? So fucking Ashcro, man. Damn, don't do that because then he'll fuck around. Keep that bitch. I don't tell you, bro. You know what?

That's right. Now look here, I didn't come over here to lowball you. The shell is beautiful. Will you take $6,500? That ain't going to happen. You know what? Sixty-five, man. I don't know, man.

I don't know. I don't know. He got to play hardball. I'm going to go and keep that motherfucker. Man. Oh, can I can really see myself riding in that morpocket. You really? You know what I'm saying?

Hey, man. The nigga be like, y'all give you sandit-toe. Nah. Saddle two, this dick in my whole mind. I'm like, but I'm about to take that Saturday two. That's shit. I don't know, man. That's still a way, long way from team.

The goddamn asses. Hey, man, they said like... That's your soul, motherfucker. They said like 600,000 people then came to Georgia since this shit than open. Man, what? Boy, the whole thing... Listen, the whole deal that I always stay in, bro.

Like, every time I come down. down here and the last time I came I stayed there and it was dead I'm talking about haunted dead this time she right every time I'm going on the elevator coming to the lobby it's a group of niggas trying to get on the lobby I'm talking about they deep young niggas just trying to get out the house I asked them I'm like what the fuck is y'all niggas doing he was like man by we're just tired of being that damn boy we just want be somewhere else I'm like nigger this is the most retarded shit else and they were from I don't know where they was from they was just niggas that was deep in the hotel checking

in to a hotel to do nothing. Damn. Niggas is from Atlanta going to check in a hotel that stay in Atlanta. Yeah! It's ridiculous. People just want to get out the house, man. That shit is getting there. I saw these pictures.

They had these people at Green Bride. They said they were waiting in line to get some Jordans. Y'nig is stupid. But then I was like, what the fuck they gonna wear them to? Who you gonna see? Where are you gonna go? Hey, Georgia open. No, it's not.

Nick, the mall open. Linux is open. The Linux is not open. All that shit is closed. People are walking out that bitch. Nigger, have you seen the people walking out? So the mall open but the store is closed? The mall is open, but the stores are closed.

Niggas are walking out that bitch like... That is so dumb. Hey, but the mall is still open. That's just... The mall is the mall. We ain't say foot locker was open. We said the mall, man. Foot locker is just in the mall, but...

Everything that's in the middle of the mall is open. The kios and the... Anytime a nigga walk in here, hey, you're in your phone. Oh man. The house people ain't playing. You're in phone. I get it fixed your phone. They didn't turn the mall into a flea market.

That's all you. Hey, I can't fix your phone. You're wild out here, man. There's some wild shit going on. What's some shit that you would sell in the middle of the mall? What's some shit that I would sell in the middle of the mall? If somebody gave you the kiosk and they were like, you can hustle right here. What would you sell in the middle of the mall?

Shit, phone charger. That's it. Phone charges, nigger. All different types of you get you a little. types of you get you a personalized phone charger, there's phone chargers. Because niggas gonna be a nigger, they're trying to stop you. I can fix your phone and tell you to charge you. Hey, it's always going to be that, but I'm going with the phone chargers.

What you, what you're selling in the middle of the hall. Dildo. You know crazy. I'll make a million dollars by the full court. The kids are going to be walking down. I was just going to say, bro, you're going to just have the dicks out with the kids. That's the thing. I ain't going to even have nothing out.

Motherfugger just wants the word get out. get out so you're just gonna be there with the clean clear kiosks no think if I said a coocha like like the kutche like no I'm saying they gonna be all I had to do is go to the that's what I'm saying you ain't gonna have no label or nothing on your kiosks gonna be like buying boulead liquor oh my god if women to buy eyelashes out of a vending machine I know they'll buy a motherfucker a deal though from a motherfucker with no display or nothing just be a nigger sitting there with plants on the car

That's stupid. Damn. I don't know what I'd sell. What would you sell? What would you sell? I can't see the one spot in there for too long. The Astrovan, niggas. You just put a picture of that bitch up on the kiosk.

Hell no, so you got to move around in that bitch. See, the Astro van might turn it to a promotional van. You feel me? Might wrap my face around that bitch. Ha! Fuck you mean, yeah, on the window. Start playing. That's a track.

That's a way too much attention. I don't know, man. I might sell swishers. No, that's a good one. Just open up a big-a-bought and go get a hundred pack and sell them for a dollar. Single. Bus and heads. Yeah.

When we become legal, that'd be real. Bussing heads, niggas. Just all you just see swisher packs all around. That shit makes you want to buy. You like, damn, you might be there. This don't be a swisher pack. You get the ten of these, bitch. You ever see somebody with a whole bunch of swissers?

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y'all can do one but we gotta get a crooning nigger to sing about 2020 hamilton one of them anthony hamilton anthony hamilton you gotta do a 2020 rap-up song because your voice is the only one that could be able to bring out the pain of this year he got to bring the nappy boys in that shit too they gotta do the whole thing something bro you gotta have it nigger this shit ever charlie all that 20 20 20 that show this ass niggins we got murder hornets that showed up in america I do you believe murder horrid it's been killer bees out here what happened to the killer bees see can you just talking about two minutes you see what you said murder horn is killed killer bees what you said you say what you said killer B right that

mean they'll kill you right if you provoke right these are murder hornet that mean ain't anybody did shit to them they just out here killing shit for no fucking right just running up on people they cold-blooded fucking murder and I don't fuck with bugs they out of nigger after watching my girl nigg these ain't bugs these are fucking Murder hornets, yeah. Not murder one, murder two. Murder haunted.

Nigger. Not second degree murder, but they murder harness. We get outside, we got a duct of corona and the murder hornets, niggins. And we ain't even in the summertime yet. Not manslaughter, but murder hornets. I don't know what the fuck about to happen, but nigger, I feel like 2020, it's gonna be the year they fuck around and find a dinosaur. I'm telling you. I think they found it.

I'm talking about one that's still alive. That's what the motherfucker told me the other day. What? Fish is a part of the dinosaurs. Listen to me, bro. That shit is how stupid it's for saying that shit. Fishing, sharks, or dyes. Sharks are dinosaurs.

Yes, niggins. I can see that. He was deep in his... Sharks is being dinosaurs. They come up. They were around. They had... Sharks was the only one that was around one dinosaur.

Well, they were way bigger, but yeah. I didn't see no shark being... I see a rhinoceros. They got this big. Big-ass shark call a megalodon. Motherfucking shark big as a whale. You ain't never seen it. And they ain't never seen it.

Anytime a nigga take a picture, he bite their ass. But they don't even know if all the mitches gone. I don't know they led to be like 150 years old. What? At least sharks. Hey, yeah. But think about rhinoceros. Hey, the same shit that makes sharks glad through the water.

Uh-huh. The same shit that's in pussy juice. Did you know that? What documentaries you've been watching? It's called gills. Google it. No, that's the same shit that make them glad through the water. I don't know the exact name of that, but it's the same shit that's found in that

Pussy juice. Glucose. Glucose. Word. That's it. Glucose. That's just making up shit. Yeah, that's the one right there.

Fuck him, man. What is it? First sharks appear 450 million years ago. That's from the 85 South. First shark, we got research department, yeah. Okay, research department, look up how long dinosaurs had been heading, eh? No, dinosaurs were here since the first day. First sharks appeared 450 million years ago, that means somebody had seen.

Research department? How do you know when the shock appeared? According to research. What type of research, now we don't be believing that shit. The most current research that's available to us at the moment. Ain't nobody seen those sharks and told nobody. A nigga died from it. But you know, all of this is just speculation.

Right. Everything. 450 million. Right. Dinosaurs could have been here 450 years ago. Nobody would have been here 86 years ago. What about a hippo? Who knows?

You know how mutts? What the fucking we've been talking about it? Y'all got a muck. Y'all niggins been watching that tiger cage. I'm gonna tell you how animals is. You know, you haven't seen a mutt in like a dog that were mixed with a lot of dogs? Like it's a mutt. Think about that how animals is.

Like a rhino might be mixed with a goddamn dinosaur alligator. And an elephant. What is in that blood? He kind of big, you know, like an infinity. What is it in the blunt? What the fuck wrong with you, man? Don't a rhino look like an infinity? This nigga said a rhino look like an infinity, man.

That's that quarantine that's what it's doing to it. It's making us figure out wild shit like that, my nitty. This shit is crazy. For real. Man. I love this shit, gay. You see that in the, they locked up in two white guys. than two white guys that killed Buddy Jogga.

They needed to. They locked them up. You know, that should be crazy, man. Streets ain't safe, man. It ain't never been safe for a nigga, but it's not that... Hard for a black man over him. And, you know, at least the beginning stages of justice, it ain't over yet. Oh, 10.

But, you know, they're known to get loose. They are. They are. They're some tricky, motherfucking. Yeah, because the other buddy that did the shit the first time we were walking around out of this. God damn. What's my man name?

Fuck it, don't even say it. Yeah, I ain't gonna say his name. Trayvon Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about Zimmy. He'll ho. This shit's sad. Soon as outside open back up, they showed back up with the racism and the violence and shit.

All right. Just to remind you with normal. You want some normalcy? Here you go, black man. We back to normal now. This shit's crazy. RIP to Trayvon, man. Everybody had lost their life.

That shit, tell me. It's fucked up, man. Niggas can't do nothing out here. Muffin' ain't job. That's why you gotta stay prayed of and just stay with that scrap, man. That's what you're talking about right now. Let me tell you.

I got something in the bullet for a nigga. I bet I'll make it home. I'm telling you. You've assumed to think that I'm a suspect. All right. Your ass gonna be a victim. Ha ha ha ha. You're gonna turn yourself into a victim, sir.

Yeah, man, take that shit on, man. Everybody, you're playing this shit. All right. Morning. It's just, buddy, you know, to leave your house, I'm fend to go run real quick. I'll be right back and never come back. Right, my nigga.

Right, my nigga. Like, come on, bro. Like, come on, bro. Like, come on, bro. Like, we can't even live normal life. You know, they be trying to say that they had break-ins over there. So, a nigga- What they get?

A nigga were running in, in, in, looked at a, a, a, a, a construct, that's just like a nigga were jog right. I want to know what was stolen. And see the construction, house and be like, damn, how they build a, they just stopped and looked at it. It was like, oh, okay.

They started running. This is the country. A nigga can't run and jogging. These are white people who stay out in the middle know what pretty much, so, you know what was stolen. Nothing, but my life was stolen. That might just be some motherfucking meth heads and got in the goddamn shit and stole.

Exactly. If you see the video, he read across the car didn't realize, car didn't realize, I guess the nigga had the gun. They were like, hold up, my, nigga, what you doing? Now he's touching it. Before you know, a, nigga, he's three shots going off, and then all of a sudden this shit happened. I'm like, bro.

But that's just a cover of, though. They don't never tell you what the descriptions and shit comes. And then, how did the camera end up right there? What's the, how did that happen? So could these niggas be record-init so they can show it off to these little people that they got.

You look like the suspect. Think about it, you're recording. You're not just, nigga, we drive every day. Ain't now thought in our mind is just be driving them, like, Let me just record behind the Efo car right quick. Ever. You recording because you know what's going to go to home.

You dig what I'm saying? I think this is a time for when the fact that we stuck in the house and you got time to really manage your mind. Take that as an example to learn how to manage the chaos around you to make your environment better. Like the reality is that's an old game. They've been hunting niggas ever since the beginning. So get your mind right and get as strong as you can mentally.

So if it ever, if we ever, if we ever, able to galvanize and come together as people have been trying to get us to do for the longest time we'll be mentally prepared for the right we'll come with that you know what I'm saying but until then we just going to keep watching this shit happen because there ain't nobody put no real effort in the making their mind elevate beyond the bullshit that they tell you if you believe the bullshit then you believe you're three-fifths of a person so you're already to elevate it beyond what they wanted you to think so now go but beyond that and train your mind to be able to deal with the chaos that we already know how to manage but elevate your own thinking

And then we might be able to get this shit to stop one day. Yep, I'm happy. I agree. Now, you're going to tell you stay prayed up, bro. Stay safe and stay knowing that Israel ain't built for us. This country, you digg what I'm saying? You can try to maneuver your environment and dictate what's going on, but you've got to understand, man, be able to make a left and be the right step.

You dig what I'm saying? And leave when you see the wifo. Don't put yourself in the position where a motherfucker can put you in the box. When you see the wifo, Lee. If you see the police, leave. Let them have that shit. You just let them hair that shit. You ain't gonna prove, no point.

Don't prune then, game. Just leave. Leave, my nigga. Take your black ass home. Take your ass home, man. Take your ass home, man. Don't anybody want, don't even loud talk to them folks, man. Just leave.

Oh, please. Take your ass home. Don't try to record and be like, yeah, I just told this fuck, nigga, what to do. Don't be one of them nigger, bro. Go home, my nigga. Please, as a black man to black man, the black man I'd rather you be living and you're trying to make a viral moment and then you

go viral for real yeah dude man shit wicked like as a black man a lot of the shit that I had a conversation about it yesterday it was like well how come black people don't you know I mean how come we can't utilize all of the you know elements of America that other races of people come in and utilize an American dream come get neighborhood stores and put all this money and get all this money out of the community and send it back home it's like because all of those tools have been strategically held back from niggas using we ain't never been given the real opportunity to utilize our brain power all the times we get to show our brain powers even if we artists or if a nigger you know get to sell dope for a couple years and be the man in the neighborhood but that

mean that nigger brilliant these motherfucking dope dealers that we didn't have had over these years that made all these hundreds of millions of dollars these was motherfucker that could have really change the community. So you see it's a strategic play to get a smart nigger that's not afraid up out of there. So we got to start building more of them, man. We got to start building more men to be able to know when to walk away, to know how to be able to take it on the chin and say, man, you know what, I'm going to let y'all have that because I know, nigga, ain't nothing I can really do. I'm going to lose every way. We got to start in stealing that into our black brothers. You dig what I'm saying? Like, letting them phone know, like, you got to make sure

you're doing what you gotta do out here. You feel what I'm saying? It don't matter the stereotypes that they put on us like you say, the basketball and you being a rapper and shit like that. My nigga, we can be so much other shit. If you got talent in it, you can make money in it. You got talent in it, you can make money in it.

Don't put yourself in a box of people around you or you think you got to do something that's around. You're like, my neighborhood, it was dope dealing. And I was just saying that shit today, I was riding. I was like, bro, my mama raised the good. kid. I was a good kid. Everything I got myself into, I got myself into that shit, bro. You feel me? The streets hurt me. My mama raised a great child. That's why I'm humble in love, and I know the certain shit that she put me in, I can balance off the shit, even with

the street shit that I learned. I'm like, oh, hell nah, because when I was this shit that my mama put me in, I'm like, I want to did that. But by me being a street, nigga, I can do it like this, though. So it's like, my mama raised a good kid, the screech turned me out. So check be you and just don't worry about what's going on around you. Bro, you got to tap in and know what's your purpose and control me. That's deep. Man, it's important. Most important shit.

I know everybody get, you know, I see everybody getting loose with me, upset about it and all that. But my thing always is, you know, niggas ain't going to do nothing. We ain't doing nothing. So the best thing you could do in reality is, make your situation better man elevate your mind because they don't give a fuck about a nigga out here at all at all not even a little bit no sympathy for niggas don't they don't give a fuck but I'm gonna tell you what we got to

and then you that's the thing you got to watch both sides that too that's the killing part okay okay because you ain't no safety you said some shit then okay niggas all right now let's take this for example even with living condition I want my eyes staying around some black folk But by me knowing it's white people around it. I know it's safe. You see what I'm saying? Right.

I would not stand, like I said, around black folk. Because I want to see other black folk doing good. It is not safe living around no white people. What are you talking about? No, what I'm saying is. You know how you're in a nice community. Yeah, then you're the threat. That's what you're threatening their safety then.

I always see that too though. Because they don't want to see it successful black person. That's why I said, I want to stay around some black folk. But black folk don't take care of their shit. Point me out into a great suburban area, nice and clean. And I'm talking my motherfuckers is really handling their building and strategically black men. I'm saying just the houses.

The business that's around it. Yeah. Point it out. Wakanda. That's as good as it's going to be. Point it out. I'm just speaking facts. I ain't speaking.

I ain't down, no, no. I'm just speaking. But when you, what you were saying about, about... My old neighborhood, but. But just saying, like, this was what you said about, you know, niggas not taking care of their shit. Like, to me, it goes deeper than that, because it's certain shit is ingrained in our DNA. You know how when you ride, you could be clean, you ain't got no straps in the car, no weed, nothing. You're just driving down the street on the way to the grocery store.

Right. If them police get behind you, you, you see. up and I hate that I do that I see I I I believe that I know but I squeeze up even if I need to do that I'm clean I'm clean because you got understand the life that we live in right it's not even about the drugs down because first it used to be oh man because you was doing something because I was like now that I ain't doing that it's still like okay even though I ain't doing none it's still scat but it's like now when the time state like niggas just

being black getting poured over niggas a threat right feel what I'm saying this past drugs niggins is a threat right I'm saying this past drugs this another crime my skin color is a crime right now you feel what I'm saying god damn I ain't got no drool what I'm nervous for nigger I'm black right you don't know how they feel it I don't know how they're feeling this might be they they stop yeah this is another crime I'm committing a crime by being a fucking color nigga you dig what I'm saying like what the fuck that why I'm saying why black people what we gotta do and I'm gonna keep him in the head with the back

head y'all nigger wake up y'all nigger wake up what we got to do is spend money with each other. Once we spend money with each other, guess what we can do? Start gaining our community back. When we gain our community back, you gotta understand it's rules and guidelines. Niggas, backhand,

thaw, five, thaw, you need rules and guidelines. You have to go by the rules and guidelines. First of all, they created the rules and guidelines so it wasn't for us anyway. So we got to go in there, create a system for us. for us okay first of all we gotta get the property once we get the property we got to know we got to get insurance because you know these niggins like to come burn our shit where we don't

have insurance so we couldn't get shit rebuilt so when they burn our shit we don't have the property you know who has the property they come snatch it from us they make us move and they snatch it from us so what we do we got to buy the property back make sure we put money up for the insurance For fuck, niggas, so they won't hate on us, and make sure we pay the property taxes. Each year, the property taxes are the least expenses of all the bills and everything. Just put that up so we can own our community. They can't come fuck with us if we own this shit. We got to get past looking at each other as enemies first before we can never live peacefully amongst each other.

You know what I'm saying? That's the most important part that we got to know. We see the white people and we see, you know, not just to make. it all about race but when we see our lives not appreciated it should let you know that we got a responsibility to ourselves not to keep knocking each other to fuck off for nothing like if you got a confrontation with somebody take it back to the old school fistfighter nigger but you got to be able to put that one to murder a motherfucker for nothing aside because like we all just suffered losses in regards to our family to violence and i don't ain't no white man killed my uncle

Ain't a white back killed my father. Niggers did that. So who I'm really supposed to be mad at if I'm gonna be mad at somebody. You know what I'm saying? I'm supposed to be mad at the person that's beside me that I can make a change in. So I'm frustrated in the fact

that the first thing that come to your mind when you get into it with somebody that look like you is to go grab a pistol and knock a motherfucker off. Now they did and you're in jail and there's two more niggas off the street that ain't gonna be able to make no change doing nothing. So you ain't gonna be able to get to no level

of being able to elevate your mind in any way, shape, or form, if you don't realize that the nigga, your nigger, your brother, that ain't your enemy, man, that ain't your, and no matter how poor you is, how fucked up the environment is, we all come from them environments, nigga, but for us to be where we at and people look at us and see, like, how'd you do it? Because I elevated my mind and be beyond the bullshit. Like, I live in a, I come from a place where the niggas that live around me, when I was making the character, building my character as a young man, and they was laughing at me, for me having responsibilities.

Then they turned around and hated me for having it when we became grown men because they don't have it. So now I'm your, I was laughing at me when I was walking to the store getting the grocery. But now that I'm out here taking care of my responsibilities that you never picked up because you was playing all the time, I'm now a nigga that's the enemy to you.

So you wanna do something to me more than the police do because you feel like I owe you something. Right. But all we owe each other is to be able to say, man, they, whoever the they you think is, They ain't gonna never stop. This shit been going on since forever. Third Good Marshal and all them was fighting these cases

and it don't stop. That shit, that shit was in Pocohannis, nigga. I'm watching Pocahontas today. White folk calling Pocahontas, them savages. The savages! We have to kill the savages. And then Pocahontas today, we not savages, y'all think? We savages, they out there fight like savages, savages.

You got to see that shit, bro. Your ass is fucking crazy, man. Pocahontontas ain't no fault. But then what made me mad, because they killed one of Pocahonti folk, but Pocahontano folk couldn't get back up on them. You feel, because Pocahontan fell in love with John Smith, little bitch. John Smith, John Smith, the ultimate white man. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you, that pussy was so good, bro.

It made John Smith thought he was talking to a tree. Remember that time? She gave John Smith that pussy, he was like, hold up, bitch. This nigga just said Pocahontas gave John Smith some pussy. She did, bro. That why that nigga thought he was talking to the tree. The tree was like, that shit good, ain't. He was like, what the fuck?

And trees, she was like, what? He was like, you didn't hear that? That shit was lit, bro. My daughter had me watching that shit four days scrape. Man. I'm like, damn, bro, y'all are crazy. No. It's by that she liked that shit.

I grew up. Yeah. Make you feel good as a father when your kids fuck with the shit you fuck with. She wanted to see Lion King. Like Daddy, can me watch Lion King? And she cried, bro, when, um. bro when um who that one snap out of the nigger was a car yeah see that mold that he just went into that's what the fuck we got a shit now but see that's the meaning that now i'm talking

about just the doing that with each other when they right right right right right that natural aspect we don't know what the fuck was out there when we heard that but if a nigga just look at you you go into that same mode right like damn bro it ain't that sure we got damn back to the line king bro right down um when we're She didn't think a nigga knew she kept leaving and then going like she'll come back and then walk off And then come back and like be doing this shit. I'm like what wrong baby? Like nothing that is just Mufus. I'm like oh you cried go Mufus.

Damn, that's hilarious. That's hilarious everybody yeah you might you got to stop yourself from crying every time you said I'm good Dad get up yeah no man Simba little bitch eh he's the reason why I've been smoking a blunt about 30 minutes over there bit I'm gonna fucking hungry. I should order some wings. Right.

Shit, you came in now. You just asked for food. Now look. Food on the flow. Oh, for real? Oh, yes. What that in right there? Boy, that thine go right now, right now.

Now, that's them for shit. Hey, man, we were just talking about unity. And the crew food, y'all. You and not TY, bring the food to me, please. Shit crazy out here in 2020, man. It's been one of the wildest years I always be standing with their food, bro. This is the wild.

To me, this is the wildest year in history of anybody that's on the planet. Y'all don't want to smoke with it, bro. I don't want to smoke by myself, man. Yeah, they're great. I keep trying to pay. I'm like, please, bro. Leave, right. We could smoke a nigga earlier.

You know what I don't like about 2020? This shit, shit, I don't know, because I don't like shit me as slow, though. I think people know what going on with the market and shit. They know who they want this shit. But, bro, when you work home. to get to a certain point to get your establishment in motion. And then for y'all to be like, you can't go to work. We're like, wait a minute, that ain't what we go to work for.

Like, we go to work to become entrepreneur. You know, do this for somebody else to be like, go home. I'm laughing. I'm laughing at all this shit. The whole can't go to work, I ain't even looking for shit to do. I ain't even flexing like on business. Motherfucker asked me what I'm doing and I told them nothing. Nothing.

Then they invited me to do some shit. I was like, you must have misunderstood what I said. I said I was doing nothing. Nothing is the something that I'm doing. I didn't need you to suggest some shit for me to do. I've already decided. That I'm not doing nothing. I'm not doing nothing.

Don't keep myself being fucking bullshit. No, man, listen, this is the shit that is 2020 so vicious. When I was coming to me. down here they had the sign on the gas station and said if you don't have a mask and gloves on you can't be you can't come into the store I don't know if it's bad right there in that little section or what but you can't come in if you ain't got the mask and gloves and you are subject to prosecution so from February to May I ain't give a fuck straight through but uh two of them

niggins is going to stand close to that food there's a make sure I get me a wing You fucking. They act like I'm on the phone wing trip. Yeah, that's about on the phone and I'm out of the phone. They're just trying to get closer to the wings, bro. God, this is crazy. All right, man. But yeah, in February, if you had a mashing gloves going in the gas station,

you're criminal. Now, if you don't have on a massing gloves, you're going. You're a criminal. You got to go. You got to go. And put that mask and glove on me. And you've got to have some of this shit. Hand sanitize.

Oh yeah, I keep that shit. Sneezers is the new bullet. Little squirts, y'all. Y'all be over squirt, man. Little squirt. A little squirt. Little squirt. You can't even talk no more, man.

That shit was crazy. That was, I couldn't let you slide on that one. Yeah, I couldn't let you slide on that one. Pause. What the fuck? That shit is going to fuck a whole conversation up. No squeezing my nigger, pause. All right.

Hey, when you rub hard on the hole, my nigger, pop. Wait a minute. You don't want who said y'all niggas squirt too much. No, I'm talking about people. People squeeze on the hand sanitizer bottle too hard. You can't even say what you want to say. People in general are squeezing on the hand sanitizer bottle too hard. A little bit.

A little drop, clean a whole lot. hands. You ever see me like all that you don't know how dirty them folks' hands are? No, that that motherfuck kid, 99.99. If a little squirt kid 99.99, then the big squirt kid like

The same amount. The same amount, big. It's going to get the same amount. Oh, my God. Hey, how long you think it's going to take for the real, for this shit, kick off real? Like, no. How long you think it's going to take? What's your over under on getting back to being on stage again, bro?

Man, this. What you give it? What month, nigga, when is it? What money is it now? What month is, it's May 2020. I know we're probably going to do something this year, but my mind focus on this year. January. January.

January, January 2021. I don't believe. Man, this shit going to be popping like a motherfucker against it. Timber. You think so? Hell yeah. Nick is going to be sick. Ain't nobody going to be sick.

Right. Because the regular food. I'm just saying. That's going to be weird. It's going to be like, hold up. I think it's not till summer 2020, but you're talking about, 2021. My bad.

You're talking about big, big venues and big crowd. 10,000, bro. You got to understand, bro. Like, performing with Mike and DeRay and some water, bro. Yeah, we know. Look at this. You know what I'm trying to tell you. Eight on our last show.

Eight thousand people. How many hands we shift and hugs we gave? Nick, how do... Brug. What's so? I phoned to... Getting back to that. How are we going to be having a meet, greet,

niggas coming up? Niggins going to have to start bowing to each other. Take the picture, everybody apart. You're going to wait a doubt. To bow and get back. Well, I've been fucking with you. Well, that boy was nervous. For real, bro.

You know, we don't doubt to lie to sweat. Yes, oh my god, ah. Something like, niggins, did you pour the water on your hands? On the niggum palms when you're, ugh. Nigger on their hand, but I'm like, why? I don't know when the world gonna open back up. I ain't that famous, I'm shit. But like I said, I just been laughing at all this shit

because they didn't shut our whole industry down. And now I'm like the nigger at the end of the move. I told you, motherfucker, I told you. I told you they were gonna shut the shit. You thought shit was sweet. Didn't you? I told your motherfucking ass. I give you credit, man.

Lowe's been saying this for years. I'm talking about for years. He said, hey, nigger, sometimes they just come and he was just talking about in comedy reference, but he's like, me, sometimes they come and they're just going to turn the water off. Everything dry up, everything gone. These times happen in comedy all the time. Ain't nothing moving.

The world was going to get in the world. And you know what's crazy? It seemed like this shit happened like every five years. What? Like when the comedy. industry just shit down you remember when they had that big ass right and straight it wouldn't you know what I'm saying it's always some shit you know what I'm saying it's always some shit like it's just like it it just like it's your motherfucker telling you you

can't go to work like I don't been at a job and you want to work and nigga's like you can't do overtime I don't give a fault I'm a sad I used to work for uh the Braves the Atlanta Braves I used to park cars in the sea parking lot Yes, sir. It used to be hot as fuck out there, boy, 99 degrees. That heat bouncing up off the street coming right back here in your face home. Boy, how to have, but go with it. You better park the motherfucker car.

You did. So I'm parking car, bro, my motherfucker supervisor name. Don't say her name. She looked at, I can't remember her name, but she know I know her head. I used to want to do overtime. She's like, this is Mr. Whitfield. You can't do overtime because we have to spread it out to every employee. I'm like, bro, every employee don't want to do overtime.

Look at it, look at this bitch. She across the street already. She's ready to go home. Why is you trying to get her overtime? Let me work. Be saying, never let me get overtime home. You're mad about that, Steve. Hell yeah, and I got fired.

And I got fired. Well, I wanted to work. I ain't never. Where are you fired a nigga who wanted to work? What the fuck? How do that? Hey, man, well, that's it. The world that did us like DC Supervisor

did in with the Braves, nigger. It let everybody just get shut down. Everybody's shit now. Everybody. And nigger ain't a show to be had in the world tonight. Literally. In the world, that's a nigger in the basement on some raised boom boom room shit. Ain't no concert.

Niggins are doing live shows on Instagram, my name. Yeah, you live in a living room. I'm not doing no live show without no audience. Bruh, I don't blame you. I don't blame me either. What? I'm not gonna... You're telling me my laughs are typed?

Everybody is on only fans right now. That's the only shit. I'm gonna give me one. 30 million people on. million people on unemployment oh man give me one three nine 12 million people on on this niggas say he griggins i just heard what you say what nine nine boy if you don't get the fuck out of here boy this pose like here gonna be for 250 right right but them holes on that selling poses bro real talk they're getting paid too because he's got to be in the house every

day and you like they at least got to see something different man i'm gonna tell y'all all my entrepreneurs do not fall into the trap what trap is that just it's a trap what trap what the trap what the trap it's a trap like it's a it's a it's a social is a digital trap that gets people trap bro don't fall into that shit what the fucking you talk about it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shit he didn't say shit he forgot what he was talking about why he was saying that mc yeah man I know he had this. Hey, man, that thing is there.

Don't fall into the trick. What's the trick? The trick, nigger. What trick is that? The trick. The trick that they got and you don't fall in the trick. They tricking us when they forget what they're saying. That shit feels nasty.

You ever been talking to somebody forget what you were saying in the middle of talking? You're like, hell yeah, bro. No, man. He had a brilliant point, though. You got to speaking and call in it, bro. But sometimes you can't let them know that you always know, bro. You feel me? Amen.

When the niggins that be out there to be talking, they be loud and shit. Like, okay, you're smart, but now you're letting everybody know you know, nigga. You feel me? You got to have a master plan. It's a trap. It's the trap. But don't fall into the drop. Because I'm telling it.

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Because I know they got one. They got one. They just shut off all the resources for the niggins to get money. Right. Not all of them. Not all of them. Live performances, right.

But now it makes niggas really think. Elibate, broader your horizon. Some people can't get it. So they got traps. And then some, when you're just social media shit, like all that live shit. That's a fucking trap, bro. Like, you know, I ain't getting jiggged with that shit.

There's gonna be a time where y'all don't have to do this shit. I do this shit back in real life. Let's go. I'm not falling to that trap, man, nigga. I'm not doing that social media. What if we don't, though? Well, it ain't what the fuck is, dude? Time's off.

What if we don't? What if we don't? Back to the business, you did. Hey, that's real right there, because motherfuckers just put it in their mind and it's going to go back to normal. You know, we don't know what the fuck going on out here. What if it'd be like a whole year and a half

and they'd be like, well, you can't go to, but it was a great. run y'all yeah that's it that's it that's it got to look at it like that yeah that's just what it ain't gonna stop it stop just uh it put a pause on shit but when shit get back to man you gotta get back to do well you better get back to real life man real life you gonna get a vaccine no i that's trap yeah yeah you got to pick you got to speak it caught I ain't never got a flu vaccine. Trap.

Definitely. Oh, stimulus check. Trap. Oh, my God. Hold on, hello, hello. Yeah, that's a minute. So you're telling me you had to file it out sitting in your base statement. Trizzy.

Hey, you're breaking the cold. You're about to tell them you know. Nicky, you just said you came to let them. My bad, my, my, no. Give me the trap with the trap. Can you get it? Can you get it? They're going to send a no.

No, no. You sure? No, I don't think that's going to. I'm going to tell you. Who gives away. money, nigga. Like, they're not giving away no goddamn money. They just gave you some. No.

That's what I'm asking. My folks that he filled it out, right? They had no money for they gave me food for them. I'm like, they got some substitutions. Oh. They said, nigger, we can give them some food. For how long? Nigger.

And he like just on now now? You just on them? Like, every week, nigger. Not in the money, shit. I'm like, dunt. I'm like, boy, it's a trisy. It's a truck! But you accept it that?

It's a trap. Shit, my uncle was filing for the unemployment that they give business owners. You know, you got to do it online. That nigga, you know how they tell you how many people is in front of you. It says 800,000 people in front of you. Damn. 800,000. It took this nigga four days just to sign the application.

800,000 people are ahead of you trying to get this, man, that shit crazy. Crazy. Hey man, this pandemic is really showing his ass. For real, bro. Trap. Windy's then ran out of hamburgers. What the fuck they go sell, bro? Nuggets?

For real. They ran out of burger meat. Man, Dave Thomas rolling in his grave right now. Man. I'm gonna tell you right now. Winders then took hamburgers off the menu completely. That's fucked, though. To beef shortage.

And ain't nobody called me. How they're the only ones that don't have... There's a whole meat shortage and ain't nobody to call meat. Snickers. Dog. Are you serious? Come on, man. Y'all just come run out of meat and...

Okay. Hey, come on. Wow. Wow. All this extra meat. You'd rather starve than fuck with your boy. Hey, man. Wow.

And this stupid. For fuck. Wow. This is it. You would rather die. Y'all, you're gonna run out of me and nobody called you back. Ain't nobody said nothing. You know, uh, most kids just got $20 million for a dollar for a nine.

I've been trying to figure that shit died for two years. That ain't chicken. That can't be chicken. Burger King got a what? Burger King got $20 for $20 for a nine. 20 nuggets for a nine. to figure that out for two years. I've been to find out what going on.

20 for a dollar and $4. Nigger, that commercial says we got $20 for $1.49. It reminds it because niggins be like, what? It's already rewind for you. Right. We got $20 for $1.49. We got $20. We got $20.

Ain't no way. Man, that can't be chicken. Nah. Nick, that ain't no chicken. Nah, that's something else. Boy, that's something, boy. That's, boy, that's coronavirus. Shock right there.

Damn, $1.40. For $1.49. I just want to ask them for, excuse me. What's in the neck? That you can make $20 in the bitch and say the motherfucker for $1. $4.49. Please. I used to work at Burger King.

When the nuggets first come out, the first 30 seconds. Unfugged Whittable, the businesses are magnet. That shit don't even make. out to grease you only the only nigga that no matter is the nigga that work behind the motherfucker you had to work at Burger King you wouldn't know it nigga eating the nuggets fresh out the box I'm gonna tell the truth if Burger King cooked all day food like as you order man and they just got out the fast food game and like if Burger King cooked that shit as you or man it'll be like nobody can't nobody fucking with Burger

King if that motherfuckers do like fuck all that prep shit like the motherfuckers were cooking that shit as you Like right then. You'll have to make a reservation to go to burgers. Yeah, you would sit the fuck down and eat that shit. I got somebody better than you know, Sonics. Ha! That's shit down.

Well, let's get back on birthday team. If you're an entrepreneur, let's break this down. My nigger. Uh-oh, the trap. This is the trap. Okay, China is where they distribute everything here. That's where the main plug, where you'll get all the shit for Lolo. Right.

$20, my dog. For a dollar for a nine shit. These nuggins ain't came from no China. Boy, they got to call for somebody worse in China. How much I'm getting these nuggets for that? I said $20 for these $1.49. The research department can't confirm the 20 piece for $1.49. They got a 10 piece with a large frat for $3.

That's bullshit. I just seen the commercial last night. Hey, Wi-Fi slow. Now, we're not saying you're not correct. The 10 pieces 349. That's with the fries. With the fries. No drink.

Now they might give you a drink. It's Burger King. They love for you to get a big-ass drinking. Salute to anybody out there that can even eat 20 Nuggets. You's a bad motherfucker if you can make it eat 20 nuggets. Speaking of the Burger King, I feel like the Coca-Cola at Burger King never gets mentioned in the Great Coca-Cola conversation. Who?

I didn't even know it was a great Coca-Cola conversation. Yeah, like from the fountain, from the restaurant. Oh, okay. I'm gonna tell you you got the smooth of an orange drink, man. They don't have got to smooth it. Not no more. They don't sell that. No.

It's been about two years since they took that out of the main. Oh, no, don't tell me that. They took this shit off the menu like two years ago. Oh, they'll tell me that, don't do that. Let's go. Ooh. Ooh. Oh.

I don't know how to be doing this shit. be doing this shit man oh my god that shit used to be blessing when you see that folk have your food and your drink you see that little oh hit the top of that drink like me that I'm about to mark that bit orange laughing burst what damn that's that next that why they got to talk to the people like what you like what's it you know what I'm saying they were the new orange drink you say the coke from Burger King that sprite from McDonald's number one you ain't going to find no right that McDonald's right that McDonald's right got that that's it that's it too strong too commercial for real too strong I'm straight on that McDonald's

right that way I want the orange right I'm gonna get the orange I'm gonna get the eye and the flavor you hear me what was the what did you think McDonald's was the best in your life shit 1993 I say 98 with the old with the old with the old with the old characters that they used to had the little burglar man i'm gonna say 1992 the hamburgler man they used to be my nick 92 93 for me 92 when they was giving out all the dream team shit that food was busting on another level i don't know about that when we got some macdonald and they that's when they was buying they first started that you know when you buy a big sandwich and you get another one for a dollar

type shit i mean like you get you get like two big macs and some shit see i came i came in the game with a double cheese burger was what the big macs see that but see macdonald's used to put all their shit on sale like every time you go it'd be like quarter pounders one week then it'd be like big max one week and then it'd be like they was like shit we got to keep this shit going so they just start throwing shit up there then it was like with double cheeseburgers double cheeseburgers really wasn't even the shit until they started selling them for the loaf then they started selling hamburgers for like 17 cent on wednesday or something shit for yeah it was tuesday yeah it wasn't they like they were 17 cent at first then they went up to

27 cents i don't think that shit made in bc we ain't get the 7th Shee. Right. I don't know if that one, that promotion might have skipped the national, it might have been a tax day applied to that and the D.C. skipped that one, nigga. They ain't never had a 17, not to that, boy. I don't remember. I don't remember.

How old you in credit? Remember some shit like that? Nicky said, I remember. How the fuck? How old are you in crap? But McDonald's, I know what, in 93, bro. They all crap. I don't know, I don't know.

Whatever, you know what, whatever year, I don't know if it's 93. I don't like to say the wrong year. But whatever year, the Monopoly game came out. Whenever the Monopoly game came out, that's when McDonald's. Whatever year that came out, that's from McDonald's. Yeah, I don't even. Hey, there we go research department. What year did the Monopoly McDonald's game?

I remember when Sari came. I'm telling you, bro. 17 cent hamburger, and then they was 27 cents a little ass. I hate that game. Sorry, shut the whole ass. What y'all want to play? Sorry. We used to fuck with it.

Add cheese on them ho. Oh, no. What the shit? It wasn't. This shit, 1997 they've been playing this shit. McDonald's been running it up. God damn. And ain't nobody never won.

Ever. They got a whole documentary. See, look, niggas, it's bringing back memories. Niggas mad because they ain't win. Niggins wanted to win bad as a motherfucker. You don't want to buy $4 for a ride. It's a documentary about it. The mafia took over that shit.

For real? Oh, I got to watch that motherfucker. Oh, yeah. You didn't see that? Oh, yeah. To buy the property. Told you, nikis. bought the property on them niggas.

The white boy wasn't ready for shawder. Shada bought the property that was sitting on the, what the matthaw was sending on. So he made, he had the franchise, but them niggins was trying to make him have like a little percent of the franchise. So he was like, cool, I'll tell you that. Now I own the property.

Now you gotta pay me property tax. Not property tax, but now you gotta pay me a booth. Booth rent. And the 20% and the leasing agreement. Y'all want to play the Matrix right quick? What's that? But if I told you McDonald's was not a restaurant, but a real estate company.

It is. It's called, uh, what it called McDonald's real estate company? Look at that one. That one just knocked niggas back. Niggas said, ooh. I'm going to tell you right now, every land that McDonald got, McDonald's owned. Mm-hmm.

Talk your shit. Hey, McDonald's running it up. It's a real estate company that sells. Talk your shit. That's crazy. That's a hell of a thought. They got enough real estate. They're right here, bitch.

You be sleeping up on a rock. Better wake up. I always wonder how two gas stations could be right across the street from each. No, you know what I wonder? Well, how the fuck is there so many mattress firms, bro? That's a money laundering. Bro. That's money on the sleep now.

It'd be, dog, like, it'd be a mattress firm on this side of the street and a mattress firm across the street. Like, who the fuck buying this many mattresses? No, it's a mattress for every shopping center, like, every other two, shopping centers it's at least one mattress firm that's money laundering you said that's what that's money laundering for real and cleaning the money well this niggas the oracle right now 206 hundred in US what what it's 26,000 2600 mattress firms nigger for what you need a match you need you need one mattress firm per state bro you don't need no one matches firm per state

you know how aggravating that it be the only matcher firm is in about Austin Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is what you gotta keep in mind. Motherfugs go to sleep every night. Every one. The average house need four or five mattress. It's a homeless.

Right now with a mattress. What the last time you bought a mattress? It's a hundred person right now with the mattress. What do you mean? I can buy it when that day? Because you, nigger, how long are you planning on keeping it? When are you gonna buy another one? You should anybody?

Oh, nigga, you're a bad motherfucker. No, I plan on keeping that shit for a minute. No. That's what you get the good mattress for. But you understand. If it's one right here, why I got to go across the street. where they got the same shit in the same store. Like, they don't make no more.

I ain't gonna lie. How you be, like, saying your shoot on to me? I just get the mattresses and put that bitch on the iron bed. What's popping? They ride. Oh, what? Why'd that go? Man, what the fuck?

What is in that blood? Man, I don't know. I don't know, my name. Niggins. Niggins do what I think. They say, I know. Oh, oh, what? No, I'm talking about when you get the matching,

you know, you got the little. On the bed spring? Yeah, but it's sometimes they got the one that just fold, but it's just the middle rod. You got to place that bitch like a puzzle piece. This nigga talking about a futon. This nigga said he's going to sit there regular mattress on a futon's thing.

I can't deal with this nigga today, man. Bro, what the fuck is the point of that, my name? You should have went to the other mattress for that, dog. It just got the frame. This nigga said, he put in the mattress on the futon stuff. This nigga back will be fucked up. Hey, I realize you can be bright in a lot of areas.

This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for people that have put an app mattress under a headboard. Hey, why are you playing? I knew a bit like that, too. Stop, boy, shit. And, what? Like making it up, like it's a hotel being. The headboard was leaning on the wall, and the bitch had an app mattress on the headboard.

I'm like, what these bitch is creative. I would have never thought of that. I have an app mattress. You know who else got a shout out right now? I should have did that. All the bad business, they got a room full of dirty clothes. Shit, all the women have got a room for the clean code that you ain't folded yet. You got a whole big-ass room full of towels and shit.

You've been saying you was going to fold since the end of March. Out of this fucking tiles, man. You had to move if you don't do it in a minute. Much love to everybody who caught on cut off when you turn the key off. That fast step you run. I mean. And take a second for the car to cut off. Yo, that shit's scary.

When that fan just run? You're like, something wrong with my shit. How long the band, how the fan run on the asphalt, man? So when you cut that bitch off? Okay. That people be like, ooh, hmm. Put the L-S mode in that bitch. The motherfucker cut off.

How I cut off? I'm gonna put the L.S mode in that bitch. I'm telling that bitch, bro. Let me tell you something. The bit hit so hard that when Carlo get the motherfucker, when he ride it, he's gonna smile, he can be like, Black, motherfuckin fucking realize. I'm gonna put some 20s on it.

No, don't do that. You're gonna look like a Mexican. There ain't no disrespect. Salute to all our Mexican partners. Salute to all the Mexican, but y'all y'all ain't... You can't say that shit. I see the Mexican with some reels on the PT crew.

I don't know what. I had to follow my talk. Hey man, salute to you. Hey, fuck y'all. Y'all ain't shit. I swore on everything. I see the nigga had reels on a PTC crew. What if I have me?

My name Carlos. Y'all don't know my heritage. You might be. Disrespecting my people. You're in the message. Carlos. Carlos! Hey, I ain't need to lie.

I'm gonna tell you, let's see. When I were y'all, I always wanted my name to be Carlos. You did? Yeah, yeah. For real? Like, bro, your mom would cool your head a name. Carlos and you black and you got a Mexican name? Carlos?

And you black, nigga, be like, Carlos. The name ain't even Mexican. We always thought of Mexican. Well, it's just popular. It's real. It's Charles. Did you know that? Carlos is Charles?

It's just Spanish equivalent of Charles. Exactly. That's your name, John. That's your name Charles, bro. Your name is Charles, bro. Your name is Charles for real. My nigga. That's not my name, but that's what my name translates.

That's what my name is. Charles, nigga. That's crazy, nigga, guys. No, but I always wanted my name to be Carlo, bro. I ain't ain't gonna lie. I was like, damn. Did you know what Carlos was growing up? Hell yeah.

Nigger were cool and fuck. You know back then? Every nigga named Carlos is cool as fuck. Some shit was cool. Some shit was just cool, bro. They were like, play your name Carlo, bro. You need you gotta work hard to be cool. Your name Carlos.

How you're gonna be lame in your name Carlos? What made your- I was cool with every nigger. How you lame in your name Carlos? You got to cool that name, bro. Every nigga I ever met name Carlos is cool to fuck too. Like, shit that got a fit. Like, bro, you understand, my name, John.

Just to be different. It ain't even no particular reason. That's dope. That's dope. Because with the K is dope. Have you seen any other Carlos's with a K? Uh-uh. See, that's dope.

Just changing one letter. I mean, yeah, we're the Cape and now with him. John had a rough child. L-O-U-S. John had to do a lot of shit. Carlo, you know, you're cool and fuck. Your name cool.

Boo. John, I'll slap you. You got a grown man responsibility every little boy. Why you gotta slap me? Do you want? John Whitfield. He ain't gonna slap me, man. I gotta slap you back.

You gotta be an upstanding citizen. Man, John, bro. I don't even fuck that. Little John, y'all. Put the lead in front of that bitch. Yeah. Change it. Not just, just.

Lid John. See what I'm saying? Put a little french on that bed, legion. Lejean. Lejean. Yeah. Lejean. Lejean with you.

Lejean. Lejean with you. Lejean. Lejean with you. Lejean. Lejean with you. That ain't crazy. Hold up, Cheetah.

You name Anthony. Anthony. Anthony. Anthony. I knew all light skin. Anthony. Genie. Growing up, Anthony's with light skin.

My name. My name. Jamal, lady. Jamal. I got the mean name, nigga. That's the most irresponsible nigger in the black community. Jamal, my nigga. Yeah.

He can't be traced. Jamal, bro. My barber says, who gave him to Jamal, man? Jamal. Jamal, man. You stole your mic, that nigga, Jamal. That's why I don't know what my, thank you, Ma, for putting that in the middle and not making that just the first.

I know you're a real job. Jamal Bean would have been a mean, maw fucking. So what's your name? Anthony and John. Anthony Jamal Bean. Oh, my shit get word. I should get word. John Richard.

John Richard. We know John Richard Whitfield. The attorney. Yeah, John Richard Whitfield. He'll get your money. John Richard Whitfield. He'll get your money. Hold me now.

What the fuck Richard come from? Hey. Then my mama tried to make me feel better. She said, well, in French, it's Rashad. Dog, if your name was Lejean, Richard Whitfield, that's it, bruh. That's it, bro. I think that make it a role. I'm gonna name my little boy right after me.

Just like that. Lejean. Lejean. Who is he? Oh, yeah. What's your name? They came up in 1990. Hey, this nigga hit.

Carlos Bernard. Carlos Bernard. That's every step, man, that can't be trusted. You know, Bernard? Who got it? Bernard. Hey, though. Listen to this.

Listen to this team. Bernard, Jamal, and Richard. My face. One nigger record. Benad Jamar and Richard. Benad Jamal Richard, my nigga. Colos Bernard, that sounds like some cheap wine that everybody drink.

We fucking with that Carlos Benad. You said it sound like some cheap wine. Some cheap and liquor, but the whole hood fuck with it. You own some. Man, we were fucking. We were on that Carlos Bernard. Man, nigger was like you. You owned or something.

They come out on my own liquor. Signed out. You're doing this. Hey, that Carlos Bernard. What you want? What? Let me get two colors. Benards, please.

Hey. Oh my God, man. Hey, I'm kicking it with a little bitch last night. We on there Carlos Bernard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Why, you play, that shit sounds like it's smooth, though. That shit sound like it swoon. Hey, man. And you can get me in the liquor business, how old at me? Yeah. Colo Bernard. Five percent market. Hey man somebody make that drink please right now stop inventing the Carlos

bernard it's brown it's smooth oh my god it's a yak it's a smooth ass yeah it's a little bitch you're chill last one cube a one cube a one cube all you need a one cube i we're gone off that Carlos bernard that carlo bernard son oh man that shit would have been dope if you kept that would have came out in the 90s when niggins was rapping about their liquor Look, that Carlos Bernard would have went hard, bro. And that's the slope. That's it. That Carlos Bernard go hard.

And that Carlos Bernard go hard. That's going to be the multi-billion dollar operation right there. Carlos Bernard Tequila. That's how a niggas. That's how a nigga, you can rap. Carlo Benad, I'm on that Carlo Bernard. Carlos Benar Tequita. I'm on that Carlo Bernard.

I'm on that Carlo Bernard. I'm on that Carlo Bernard. Yeah. I'm on that Carla Bernard. I'm on that color banana I'm on that Carlo Bernard Yeah I'm only Carlo Bernard

I'm on that Carlo Bernard I'm on that Carlo when you want to drink cheap but look expensive Colo Colo Bono Hey man put me up another one Hey man put me up another one

You got some company coming over You're throwing some wings on the grill on the grill. Oh, you said your oldest son just graduated. Your little sister just finished beauty college. You just bought a car? Oh, it's your birthday. Okay, we're gonna take them somewhere.

We got that new Carlos Vanar tequila. And you don't have to choose between dog and like, fuck with this yellow. We got that honey. That honey yellow tequila. You know how we say it over here, baby. You know how we say it over here, baby. Get as drunk as you want to be.

Please, let me help somebody. Don't want to help somebody. We want to help somebody. Come on, let me help somebody. Please, let me help somebody. Let me help somebody. Hey, let me help somebody. They go hard.

And make sure you go to the website so you can register so you can get your $5 off coupon. And for the ladies, we got the colors, They call us Bernard Pink, Muscatto. I even got a non-acoholic wine for all the pregnant women out there. Non-acohalcoholic, it's real smooth. And it's got 11 essential prenatal vitamins. And when you see my

prenatal wine come out, don't say nothing. That shit home. That shit home. Have a drink with collo. Hey man, y'all ready to wrap up? What y'all want to say in conclusion? I want some collo, but no. Anybody got the collo banana.

That shit goes hard. Wee, what a weed. Lalo Bona. Kalo, Talo. Crazy nigger, I'm bono over the kid this yet. When I'm on that Kalo, bina. That's busy. I say that Kalo bina.

When I'm on that Kalo, when I'm on that Kalo, when I'm on that Kalo, that Kalo, when I'm on that Kalo, when I'm on that Kalo, when I'm on that Kalo, that Kalo, that Kalo. Because I'm my road and I'm my d'i, Bitch you can't drink at my bottle. Kalo, Kalo, Kalo, Kalo. You are stupid.

Me too can't drink out my bado. Now it's a real. Now I got a family somebody that can get me to live in a game. We got to get that Carlos Binnard out. I'm not even going to, I'm just, I don't drink. I'd be telling everybody to drink Cullo's Bannard. It's nothing to tell somebody to drink some shit. Niggins get drunk all the time.

Brough. Hey, buddy, you need me on that Culloble. Shit, I got to figure that shit now. No, somebody's going to see this and hit me and be like, bro, this is all you got to do to get a liquor game. That's all you got to make the Cullo's ban. We need that. Hey, that's a hard.

You know what I mean? You can do the commercial with a girl calling. Hey, I can't wait to see you. Just make sure you bring you in a bottle of that carnos binar. I see you when you get here. And his beads are on the phone. Niggo, hey, hang up. Look at the merge.

Do like this. That's what I'm listening to on the way of going on. That's what I'm bringing that calo. I'm bringing that carlo. Bano. You can drink at my bottle. This bitch got my body, dog. Hey, man.

Hey, that's an all right, though, for real. I'm sending one to all the Instagram models so they can promote it. Yup, they get drunk. What the bottle will look like for the Carlos Benon? What the bottle, oh, the bottle gonna be real player. Don't be no deal, though. No, it ain't, no. Come on, boy, you.

He's gonna set it. He might be like, you know what? I put a dick on the hell. Oh, do you know how. I can call it. You catch the niggas drinking the Carlos Bernard out of New Carlos Bernard out of nil-dote bottle, bruh. That's fucked up.

You got the... Nah. No, bro. We'll say that for the pink moscotto. Oh, my God. We put the pink... That's hilarious. You see a nigger drinking that shit.

You're like, hey, bro. Come on, bro. God damn, in front of my kids. No, I'm going to sell that one's drinking to the ladies, man. Oh, like... Bachelorette parties and shit like that. Oh, my. It's like, how much did y'all drink?

Shit, we drunk it all the way to the nuts. That's what they're gonna be... That's hilarious. You drink it all the way to the nut. They're shaking it, a little jeep there. Got a little something, love. And the other way you get that lip on that, you have to suck on the lip!

Come out! You got to stop! You got to fuck! That's all the way! Oh my God! Stop, y'all don't take the shit way too far. That's the only way they gotta get it at. They got to suck on the neck.

You gotta drink the balls. Man, listen. This is gonna be drinking the balls, bro. Hey man, you got to be drinking the balls, bro. Oh, this is how we gonna fuck the game up. This is how we fuck the game up. The balls is the shot glass. You pulled up.

You tip the bottle up and they go. Stop, they're gonna stick. You're going to have to sell this for the only fans. That's the only way we're going to get that bottle on me. I'm taking this on shark tank. Hey, man. This is going to be it. They're going to be.

They're going to be. I want to give them a million dollars. Right now, I'm really going to go in business with you. But 75% of your company. Especially when I dropped that non-acoholic wine for the pregnant women. Would you have a condom on that? Ooh! That's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's not

no alcohol in there. This is what I'm going to do. It's for the bottle of warm. I'm putting compliments on the back of all the bottles. Mmm. Because they just want to get drunk and just... Look at sweet shit. You're pretty as...

You're just all that shit. They're putting compliments in there. That's hilarious. And the top gonna be easy to open. Same. Mm-hmm. If you can drink at my bad though. That's gonna be going on.

That's what's gonna be going on. Tilo banana. I'm gonna let y'all in on the low end, man. Y'all can go on their best in early. investment earlier. I'm with stocks. I got stocks and I ain't gonna like Carlo Belize on. That's, man, that's sound like a bullshit.

Bro, wait to this shit come out and somebody here. I don't even time out. I don't even drink. That shit doesn't sound like some rich shit. Fuck with us, Billy Dee. We need you in the Carlos Bernard commercial, man. Then Blue Bull niggas ain't fucking with you no more. Come fuck with your young niggas, man.

You dick. Come fuck with us, bro. We got that Carlos Bernard on the way. Hey, Chad. Call the lawyer, man. We got to copyright the name for the wine. For the liquor. Carlos Bernard, man.

Hey, Billy D, man, hollet us, bro. We did you in the college. Billy D. Williams, one of the coldest niggas. No, he could, we're straight. We'll do it independent. Bro, yeah? Yeah, because he got to call a lot of heat for that gender fluid shit.

We just, we're on no smoke. My bad. No, no smoke. No, we're good. Hey, bro, we'll salute to you for setting the standards. Yeah, we don't need no investors. We just need the plug. We got-s.

We financing our own shit. I was trying to show the legists of love. I forgot he did that shit. We'll take some investors, but we go. Oh, Billy D. God, damn. He fucked the vision up with you. Who drunk all the gender fluid?

Shit, I was just trying to guess, I thought it with that Colin Bernard. That's the only reason I thought it with that Colin. Yeah. He didn't even know what the fuck they was asking. Oh. Billy how you feel about gender fluid? Oh, hell, I'd have a shot with you. Yeah.

If that's what you're drinking? What's the occasion? Thank you so much, Mr. Williams, for the interview. We've got all we need. That's all we need. Hey, man. I love this shit, man. This is the 85 South show.

It's your man, Carlos Miller. I'm Chico B. Dog. She's got a D.C. Nah, nigga, I'm Jamal. This is Richard. Right. I'm Carlos Bono.

Oh, my God. Y'all dumb as hell. That l'lick said, I drink it down to the left. Anyway. Oh. That shit was funny as fuck. That shit was so funny. I knew I wanted to obey and submit,

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