The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Don'T Stop Keep Going!!!! wit Money Bag Mafia, Karlous Miller, Chico Bean & DCYoungFly | Ep. 259

Episode Date: October 23, 2020

On this hilarious episode, Money Bag Mafia comes through the trap to bring his comedy to people. Here how Money Bag grew up with DC Young Fly and the evolution of the their stand up comedy career. Plus, the crew examines the stand-up comedy life and Karlous drops some tips about how to stay out of the "Suck Box." Plus the crew looks at some of Money Bag's funniest comedy skits and the crew talks about that crazy lady that threw that puppy! This is the coldest podcast! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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violence. Damn, ho. Got to put that one in there. Yeah. This type of shit you listen to when you're about to move out and don't nobody's when you're about to sneak move out like fuck them roommates.

You ever moved out in the middle of the night? If you ain't never moved out in the middle of the night, this podcast is not for you. You know, they need that, the one you can play. If you ain't never rent a U-Haul truck and drove it to the club. Ha! You ain't a real nigger. I ain't a real nigger.

If you ain't never took somebody caught, kept it longer than you said you was, you ain't built like us. One, one, one, one that, one that's most solid. They don't got that effect on it. You ain't got no high hats in that mom. You ain't never got in trouble for getting your school shoes dirty. Don't fucking talk to me. That's that two K view when you create your play. Let's spend them out of the circle.

You don't get, go soprano. Right. You don't get to see this very often. DC is producing a show right now. I made a song right now. Yeah. If this was a sketch, it'd be like, when you get to the studio and the producer don't know what the fuck.

Much dinero Chez Paso The chain hitting that bit next It is Who we got up in the motherfucking room tonight Who? Who? Who?

Who? Who? Got my nigger from the block Who He'll shoot a cup a shot Yeah And we ain't gonna starve We're two around the where we're going so far

Let's brought my nigga in here with Y'all. nigga y'all tripping we'll get the fucking clickin if you with me get the slipin pimpin my nigger we really ready y'all all over it from the trenchy yo stop it yo it's the mission y'all gonna break it back uh don't stop it keep going keep on keep on keep going don't stop it keep going don't stop it don't stop it keep going it's a train i'ma tell ya how you going bad y'all nigger yeah y'all sad hey i got my nigger with me get who we in here buy nigger money Hey, yeah, don't stop and keep going, hey, yeah, don't stop to keep going, hey, I don't stop and keep going, shoot a cup of shot, going straight to the top, got my niggas straight up on the block, you know what, yeah, we're going far.

Hey, don't stop, keep on, keep on, don't stop, keep on, keep on, don't stop keep on, don't stop keep on, see, listen, that's the dope, I'm gonna take you like this hip for show. I told my nigger get some time And now we y'all up on the toe Yo, hey, don't stop, don't start Okay, look, keep on. Hey, don't start, don't start, y'all, keep on. So listen, we're going far. Everybody, we should start.

Okay. We straight came from the bottom. We used to be y'all still in cars. Okay, oh. Don't stop, keep going. Don't stop, keep going. Don't stop, keep going. Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't start to keep going I remember how a little like time I remember I came from the church My nigga was like a hill to get back

Yeah I don't stop keep going Don't stop keep going Don't stop keep going Don't stop get going We're going back I'm gonna tell you like this like that Like that Look we're ridden from the treasure

Okay Me my nigga we used to say I'm crack Hey I don't stop keep going All the man they should stop Don't stop Don't start Keep on.

Keep on. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't drop me. Listen. I'm a tan. Don't shout me. Say, listen.

Get what? I used to serve everybody. Man, man. I saw your aunt. Hey. Don't stop. Keep on. Don't stop.

Keep on. No stop. Don't go. I'm from the shame. Okay. Listen to him. I'm in the bed. In the bed.

Get what? I'm ridden from the hood. My brother was a crack head. Yeah. Don't stop. No stop. Don't stop. Keep going.

No stop. Keep going. No stop. Keep going. I'm feeling good. Okay. I think it should. She, okay.

I'm reading from the church. Okay. My mama talk everybody in the hood. Oh, yeah. Don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Keep going. Don't stop. No stop. Now look, another chapter. Uh-huh. I'm really amoraptor. Okay. So listen.

My brother Crackhead. But my daddy was a pastor. Hey, hey, don't stop, keep going. Get going. No, stop. Keep going. No, stop. Keep going.

No, not. Don't stop. Get going. Look, get paid on the third. Not, damn it. We got to stop the shit, because I can't think of too many words. Hey, no stop. We don't have to.

No stop. No stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Keep going. Don't stop. Keep on. Don't stop.

Don't stop. Huh, it's a missionary. Oh, hey. I was bushing. My mind is jelled like a dictionary. Hey. Don't talk, no, stop, no dog, don't stop, go. Don't stop, ego.

Don't stop ego. Thinker. No stop, go. Look, I stole the plasma. I filled out my pasper. God damn it. Okay. Look, we got to stop for real.

Okay. Because a nigger got ass with him. Don't talk, ego. Don't talk, ego. Don't talk, go. Don't stop, go. Don't stop ego. Don't stop ego.

Don't stop ego. Don't stop. Now look, ain't a boss. Mm-hmm, uh-huh, used to eat all the toast. Yeah, damn. But get what, me? Chico, DC, ain't money bad. They go low, say.

Oh, yeah! Don't stop, keep on. Don't stop. Don't talk, keep on. Don't talk, keep on. Don't talk, keep on. Go. Don't talk.

Don't talk. Okay. Real time, we got to die. We got to die. We got a shit. We got to stop. Yeah. We got to stop that.

Hey! Don't talk. Hey man, welcome back! Welcome back to the 85th show! Man, cut it off. Shit, I'm tired. Yeah, I'm tired, man. I ain't even gonna call the caffeine.

I was high, I was high until then. Hey, man, you see all these lovely gifts and shit we got scattered about? What we got right here? What do you got? What you got? I got some shit you gave. I get you that. Yeah.

No, somebody sent you that. For real. Black and proud. Yeah, yeah. I got one right here. Uh-oh. Jiko, what you got over there? I'm out to see.

What is it? I got some rolling papers. Okay, bet. I got... Black and proud, man. Black and proud, too. I'm black and I'm proud. Most deaf.

Say it loud. Say what? I'm up for the heart. I wish it was outside, though. What side is? But you ain't peep, Lose. You ain't peep that it's the same script as the black and mouth. Yes, I did.

Yeah, that shit. Yeah, that shit dope right here. Nick sent us a toy. Okay, we got some. That must be for your daughter. Check this out. Dangerous creations. I'm sick right here.

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That's shit here, go, don't. This is the type of shit you steal from a hotel. Right. You definitely said, that's it five. What is the ad trade? Yeah, that'd be hard. Yeah, we sent you a security hat. We don't all have the smoke out of it.

I don't know who the fuck this is. This is weird ass. What the fuck? That looks like a clue. The dick ain't know what this is in. I believe what they said. The security, drop the bag to your cubs. No, this is what it's saying.

It's saying, fuck security, smoke everywhere you go. Yeah. It's saying security, it's some dust. Smoke your life. Put the hat on the security. Don't be security or you're going to smoke your life before. Yeah, that's a good message they said right there. But get what, though.

What? We got a special guest in the motherfucker. Oh, shit. My dog. Who we got? Who we got? Who we got? Who we got?

Who we got. fucking send by ya my nigger money back Mavia Yeah, we're in the Mavia Motherbag Mockia, nigger Oh, niggins. We didn't flexing that shit. Somebody gave you $2.

Oh, that's definitely a clue now. I told you it's a clue. Fuck the clue, nigger. I don't want to buy some weed. That's the clue. Tell them thank you. Man, appreciate it, nigger. You won the funniest.

Hold up, hold up, before we get it Let's get into that. We gotta discuss this. How many of them they gave y'all? Nick, somebody sent me this shit with... I'll take the one they got the weed in and all this. Somebody's been using it for a long time. Somebody gave you a you grinding, bro.

They put my name on it. They said Lowe's gonna fuck with this one. They couldn't need to fill it up with weed. You don't know what that is. They've been grinding up in there. Don't fuck with that. You might be somebody ashes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

There's some shaking that one. Now let's get to the gangster shit. I just wanted to know that this is the type of vibe. I'm on. That's some bullshit. Man, you literally want to want to do that. my favorite niggas to watch on Instagram man like your content is so creative my niggas like you do the video that my favorite shit is when you do the videos and be talking

about something he's that anyway and then the shit you say after anyway yeah man i got this little bitch man she'd be making plan B pills from scratch of the house and shit every time i go over there my nose get the bleed real bad i told the bitch and tell me they was cooking them i put the mask on and all that shit crazy man but yeah man tith bartender this like this nigger is Daw, you're the only nigga that come with that type of shit on the internet, man. And it's just like, where that come from, dog? Like, what the fuck made you so crazy thing? I'd be having head movies, for real, bro.

Like, we could be sitting here talking like a motherfucker and I'd be thinking to myself. Like, bro, that shit funny hell. It's a real story. One time, bro, I was eating that whole pussy, bro. And I was thinking about a skit. And I fucked around. And I was like, and her lips were like, p. You know what I'm saying, bro?

Goofy shit. No, that's a real story. She was like, nigger, you daddy, you laughing right now. I'm like, nah, man, they put this shit in my fall in real big while we get it. But what we was at, though? I did be thinking all the time. That's what a lot of funnish shit happened, though, when you're having sick. Yeah.

Low-key, you see the rear shit. I'm fucking with this girl. She was a squirter, but she's going to push her real hard to squirt and then fucked it further. And then squirted, but acting like I wasn't going to notice that she farted because she squirted. I don't know because it was kind of like... I was already laughing. I ain't really, I don't know. She like, I squirted it.

You sure did, bitch. You shot it. That's what you did. I had to squirt it. I had to be it. She said, I knew what the fuck. I was, I was like, I was feeling the bed. I was like, you don't feel it?

I was in hell my mouth. That'd be that pissed, man. That's the real pissed, though. That's what I'm trying to have. Whatever is, she better do it. Put it on my left. You would like that. style these but fop come out i do like it i just got to make sure she squirt on the side she

go sleep on what you think i like cream yeah i like see they made they made me feel like i was a fucked-up ass nigga when i said bitch got that mayonnaise nigga was like what yeah can you know sometimes you know you got to be specific like what kind of verbiage it was the verbi yeah it was like is it grits or is it cream no that grits ain't grits ain't right grits ain't that bitch this shit ain't in my in my hair this shit is in my Pute, like, salad calls that came around. It's snowing down now. What you're talking about?

The grits. What grits? See what I'm saying? That's how I got weird when I said the mayonnaise. It turned to the grits and everybody in the comments like you're going to win. It'd be like, it'd be like, y'all. That's used to. Yeah, that's easy, my buddy.

I mean, shit, I ain't known until I've seen it. You better get that off. You're going to be it. It was off. You say y'all niggas from the sandbuzz. How y'all niggas meet? Because you're from Florida. He from Florida originally.

I'm from that. Atlanta. I was born and great. I just been back and forward, you know, from, you know, my mama's side's there in Florida. Okay. So I was kind of like... Let him know where about, though? Folk Hill, Florida, you know, right by where Palm Beach, all that shit like that. The trench here, too. You know, my pop, my pop got out of prison and shit, I moved him. And then they moved to his street and shit. So when we met like, me, we were the, you know, I was... Niggas that came up walking his dog.

He had dread. You like, what's shit? I'm in here to him for Florida. I was like, shit. What's up, nigga? Y'all know that's a nigga from Florida that state out of the street. You gotta, fuck in hell, bro. Like, Re-Under, it was the only nigger that made all the gangsters in the neighborhood laugh. It don't matter. I ain't never seen any nigger laugh as hard until shawder come outside.

You feel what I'm saying? And it was like, at that time, we had a young crew, and we had an older crew, but it was only a certain few young niggas who were right there with the older crew. And he was definitely one of them. You see what I'm saying? Like, he came to the hood and didn't have to prove himself. It was already that genuine, like, oh yeah,

shout to really about these shit. You know what I'm saying? Then he put work in for the hood for real. Like, you know what I'm saying? There's a lot of people that stay there. But like, there's people who actually put work in? They'd be like, oh, yeah, I did this shit on my block. I remember when I'm not, shout it out on my block.

Oh, I shouted them for. Yeah. You know what I'm doing. I see the nigga really in the shootout. And I was laughing. That's gonna crazy. But you write on them, yeah, come with it. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I said it? But he, but it was like, but I'm like, sir, ain't too many people had that type of humor. You feel what I'm saying? And his humor was like, Bro, what the fuck are you thinking? Right.

That's what I say when I see that name. That slave shit, my nigger. When you be a slave fucking a white woman, I say, man, this nigga. You get on out of here! Yeah, right. You begin. Cicobie? Yes, ma'am.

Talk dirty to me, boy. Hmm? You talk dirty, Miss Rivers? Crazy woman. No, you talk dirty, boy. Hmm? You talk dirty. Okay.

No. That's what I'm talking about, boy. That's how I was talking about. Cracker? Yes. No, I'm talking about, boy. Tell me. Wet dog smelling.

Slave selling. Heritage stealing. Poor father killing black history. I'm wife of a rapist. You really white motherfucker. Calvin? Jacob. Yes, ma'am.

Thank you, boy. Yes, ma'am. Thank you. Thank you, boy. You're welcome. Ah, Jacoby. Just want to let you know, your ass is dead.

Come sunrise, nigga. Oh, no. You know, and you in that motherfucker? Oh, yeah. Both all of you. Yes, Borthal of me. Yeah, man. I'm like, though, what planet is this, nigga?

Oh, man. And I watch a lot of movies, though, too. That's another thing. Like, I'm a movie above. But I sit up watching movies all day and just, like, pick from different movies and just put one situation together, two types of shit, though. But I sit up all night watching movies, dog. But the nigga dedication is like, on point, you feel what I'm saying? Like, come from where we come from, and to doing what we're doing, first of all, is comedian shit.

Like, some people choose it. We didn't choose that. Right. You see what I'm saying? It was like, this is just what happened. We're just following God's footsteps. You know what I'm saying? He guided our footsteps.

So when we were on the street shit, he was deep into the street shit. You know what I'm saying? And so it was like, we did that together as well. And so when he saw me do this first, I instantly was like, hey, bro, I'm going to try to get you signed with him. I'm going to try to, you need to do that funny shit that on the block over here. Because now I'm learning professionally, nigga, you're funny. I mean, I told me, I said, bro, just get five minutes, bro, and you come on the road. My nigga, a nigga came back, 15, 20.

And when I say knocking shit loose on stage, like literally knocking shit loose, bro. And just to see that dedication, bro, it was just like, I'm proud of my nigga because I know what the fucking came from. You see what I'm saying? And just like I wanted to tell you this on front of here about it, my nigga, like, we came from the struggle, nigga, we came from the gutter, nigga. And to see this shit can change our lives and to see you take that shit serious, it's like, I appreciate you because I'm yonk to him too.

Like he said, we're on the street shit. Hey, G, you got to listen to me, bro. He'll be afraid. When he comes to shit, he allowed me to take lead, and he's like, I'm listening, bro. And I see it on stage, like, he's going to be another goat. You're going to be another goat. And I'm proud of you, my nigga. You know what I'm going to do.

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He first, nigga, him to tell me about mine. And then with Fat and Pay, you remember you did the blood handshake? He was like, nigga, bine. I'm like, I'm counting real money. I'm count some real money. He's coming like, hey, bro, some new shit called bind. God damn, come through the little, the little fun of video. I'm like, what you want?

He's like, bluds be like, I'm like, all right, let's do it. Nick, so in the video, I got my real money in my hand. We said, blood, what's that, blood? I'm doing that for him. Gone. I'm back counting real, man. Like, he's posting, he's doing all that agorhythm, shit.

Then my boy Fatta Paid came and told me like, hey, bro, this really the way. I'll never give, we sending my, uh, Roxanne, my 90s, 64 that's good. Man, right here in these street, man, that's what the fuck? I'm playing. Okay.

I'm like, hey, bruh, this shit gonna be funny here, and we're just gonna rap, and we're just gonna fall out. Oh, God, he's gonna fallout. I said, look, I'm gonna leave my head on the stairwell. my head on the stairway. I said, why you drive? I'm like, don't do that.

I'm like, don't do that. I'm gonna go all the way back on the street. Anybody come to the screen. He's like, alright, d'all. You had to go all the way down. We had to go all the way down to the street. We were up there. And I told that thing, I said, bro, we're on over to call it.

And I said, bro, we're on over to call it. He outside doing, he created a whole other video. It was in the hood. He created a whole other video outside the car. I'm like, bro, what the fuck we're going to call this shit? I'm like, all right, when we pass out, it's like emergency. We need some.

I said, T.T. I got it, bro. He said, what? We're going to call that emergency ball. He said, mercy ball. I said, we're going to call the mercy ball. Did that shit, bro. It went crazy. And from then, we had a team. Team, we kept going. And we hit a day, like, every chance I get or anything I got, I'd be like, y'all need a writer. I'm trying to bring my nigga home to other shit. Because the niggis is a magnificent writer. I told this nigga by the move. This nigga called me back three days, niggas with the force girl. Like, we from the hood, bro. We smart to fuck, my nigga.

You put me up on books and shit, like all that. Like, don't let these tattoos on our faith, fool, you niggins. I would think about that shit that other day. We really said a trend. We might be the only comedian doing stand-up with fucking... Tattoos on their face. Yeah. Real top.

I ain't never met none. So, yeah, you might be right. Y'all the first niggas. That's a few. It is? Like right hill? Mm-hmm. Like in the bill?

I'd never get when. He told me about your tattoos on their third. As soon as I say that shit and can't think of nobody, they all going to hit me. He was this. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if they got them right here. Yeah, nah, no fuck gonna be like, but. Who the hell that deal with that silver rights from?

It's a few white girl comedians that got face tattooed, boy. They were like, that nigga right, that big nigga, that's civil rights for, that niggins just read a scripture. We all need to march together. But I don't think there's gonna be one. I'm trying to get my shit removed. You're getting to remove. Yeah.

What made you just want to get in honor? I'm tired of this shit. Got tired of this shit. Yeah, man. It's rap. My grandmother did be like, I'd be like, fuck you looking at. You're like, man,

you're shaking your head and shit. What's wrong with you? You were talking to ground like that? What made you get the Nike symbol, though? Why that? She got the shakes. I don't think shit is the crew. What is the Nike shit when you were like,

Air Force War? Man, I'm tell you, man, one day, man. I'll just, man. that, you know, they're kicking, cooogling, you know, beatbox, you know, you got a muvuck tattoo, the hell, no way. Hey, listen, they're down by that, I told this nigga, we in the hood, I told this nigga he pulled up on me. I'm like, bro, you're going to do that darn ass shit.

I down the nigga. I'm like, man, you're going to throw your whole life away, man. You're tripping, man. Like, the same week down there, I wouldn't have got this shit. I'm like, I'm like, thank you. We ain't going to be shit, man. Look, I got this shit, so I wouldn't have to. to get a job. Don't crack a high of me anyway.

It's a rap. That shit backfired. I'm like, y'all really need me that, man. Y'all need help in this mother. For real? For real. Amen. Oh, shit. How this shit war, bro?

I'm telling you, bro. We got jail stores. How this shit? What they don't know? Don't show. They won't hurt them, Trink. I'm telling you, man. Really, like, guys from the trenches, bro. You feel him, like, jennessee. I got a same, bro, just what we come from, and what we're doing now, like, we're on the road, bro.

And I'm like, even dope money, you like getting money with your powys, like, not strangers. So I'm just sitting back, I'm just like, damn, bro, these nigga really being like stand-up comedians. Like, this nigga would, listen, what we used to do? I sold dope.

He broke the car. I suck at selling them, though. He broke the car. I don't stop this, plenty of time. On the way up. You told me one story about y'all But you had to stop that nigga, like, please. He was like, no, I gotta get it.

He was like, please, no. He was like, nigga, just. I see him in the eye, bro. We all both made it, man. We all both dead. Like, yeah, fuck that. My goddamn light. I see him in the eye, bro.

We having conversations, but he's not looking at me. I'm like, hey, yeah, we can go. He's like, yeah, yeah. I'm like, man, you good? He's like, man, shit. Fennaby. I said, Fennaby. Nick, I seen, I look.

I said, that motherfucker's sitting on them eights. I said, red. Nigger, I don't know where he had a screwing. This bitch that came out with one finger. You got to keep that motherfucker on it. He brought that motherfucker up like this. I said, Ray, put that bitch. What are you doing?

We're not in the hood, no. Red, please. Not right here. Come back. I said, really, they come back. Don't do it with me. I understand, but don't do it with me. He's like, I got kids.

I said, I feel that. But we all want to tell. Just let me get over the hall. Baby, I got you. He was like, you know what? God damn, duch. Huh? I was tight like that.

Fuck. He said, why you gotta be like that? I said, cug. I'm trying to save you too. Because if I didn't give a fuck, I'm just let you do it. You know what I'm saying? But I give a fuck, let go. We finish, I'll just hold tight.

I don't know what going on, but this shit moving. Once I figure this shit out, once the doors can be open and I can break these bitches down and I can move how I want to move and say what I want to say and bring the people that I want to bring, I promise you. Because I'm watching the other niggas do it, I just got to wait my turn. Yeah, for sure. Now that I got my turn, I want them niggas on show with me. Well, who you want then? These niggles.

Hey. Just like that. And that's what it takes, though. And that's exactly why, like, people see, like, when you post shit and we post shit, and, you know, we take, we got motherfuckers that we want to go and take to these clubs and shit, because they would never get to see these niggas, because they would never know, like you said, the passion and the work that these motherfuckers put in, like, no, fuck that. These are the motherfuckers you need to see.

Right. These the niggas, they made me laugh. Right, these the motherfuckers you need to be booking before I bring them here. And let me show you what you're not bringing to your club. They love it. It take motherfuckers like that to bring, just to create them opportunities. You know what I'm saying? That's why I try to, when I go on the road, I try to leave the spot, let the motherfucker get a guest spot.

Right. I'd be hearing a lot of story about, like, other comedians that didn't fuck with niggas like that. And they didn't understand that that hurt the game in the longer. Right. They fucked it up because, no. Why wouldn't you want to let that motherfucker get a guest spot? Five minutes. Especially if he's from the city.

You show a love to the city. And you see when he get out of stage and the people, I want to take a picture with you. And I'm watching, motherfucking lined up, taking a picture with my palm. Like, ooh, that shit. Right, that shit feels so dope. But I think it comes from niggas not really being

genuine good niggas. Like, you ain't going to see nobody having somebody to bring up with him when you are fuck, niggas. You know what I mean? So you see a lot of motherfuckers. who're not going to be able to be surrounded by nothing real. Because they meant bitch-ass-niggas they whole life, so they fucked around and made it.

And now, whole-ass niggas that made it, and now you get to see, they're just a whole-ass-nigger that thing fucked around and got an opportunity. But when you come from being a genuine motherfucker and you come up with niggas that you fuck with, and they trust your word to say, my nigga, please, my nigga, I got you.

That mean more than, you know what I mean? The shit we see all of the niggas that a lot of the motherfuckers that was before us do, because he tell me all the time. You used to tell me all the time we first started doing while, and out just you know giving me game on how the comedy game work because you know he I yelled in this shit he was like man these niggas don't fuck with each other right said man

these niggins hate each other out here he said this shit ain't that shit weird man he's hate each other he was like man they're gonna hate us forever because we genuinely fuck with each other I'm like nigger but I mean everybody fuck with it's like nigga no they don't they don't you know how many times nigga I've heard flaw and shit listen about the fucking 85 South show just flaw-ass shit, niggas, you, you, you're funny, woo, woo, woo, I'd be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna tell you, because he's on the us, nigger, I wouldn't be how I am without my brothers. Yeah, I'd be, I'll be what I'm saying, that chemistry, that nigga, that's how you feel, but I'm gonna tell you, he's funny it fault to me. So, you think you're feeling to deteriorate my character, and think, I'm feeling to talk down on my partner, like, man, I know, I don't know, shit, we, we're the best, because we the best together, nigga.

Now what, nigga? Right, exactly. Now what, nigger? Exactly. You dig, now what the fuck, nigger? And that's exactly what I was saying about earlier when it's like, you know how we, when we do club dates and shit and y'all post the pitch in there, they post the pitch, and I'd be like, see, the difference between day pitching and y'all pitchers is we know they

really fuck with each other. You can see that they don't. They're trying to create some shit. Like, wow. Hey. Hey, did it look like we fuck with him? Did it look like we fuck with each other on that one. Oh, that's a good one.

Hey, this is the one. Everybody goes to this. We all fucking with each other. And that was, you know what, niggas got to, you know what I'm saying? Got to get out their system is. A nigger, take it your shine. Your shine is your shine.

A nigger can't take your shine. Whatever you put in the work, that's what you're gonna do. If I know I'm a hustler and I'm gonna have all these folk coming anyway, why not put my niggas in front of a souled our crowd, when they are, they're gonna jump the broom I'm working hard, nigga. I guarantee you, if you go up there and do

your thing, nigga, you're going to get 75% of them people are going to come back and see you off your name, nigga. Right. Off you. Like, my nigga drank. I told them, nigga, I said, man, when I get to the point where I can do my shows and I can come in and make some demands about what I want, nigga, you're coming. Just give me some time, I promise you.

And then once I got to that point, that nigga been with me, and then every time I get on stage after the show up, I'm like, hey man, would y'all come see this nigga again? Everybody, hell yeah. So them people who book the clubs and shit Fuck who they tell you supposed to come. These the people, you know what I mean? They might not have came and see this nigga. They ain't know his name before

But I guarantee they know his name afterwards and they're gonna take pictures with him just like they're taking pictures with me He gonna be able to get his shit off But you gotta have a certain spirit did not feel like like you said a nigger ain't gonna take my shine and all this But you got I mean I understand what I tell you really Yeah fuck all that like what's for you ain't for me and what's for me ain't for me and what's for me ain't I tell him all the time Listen you Blake You, you, you, you're in the beginning.

You're right here in the middle. Then I'm at the end, but get where? All y'all niggas headliners. Because when you get on big stages, those niggins headlines. Who go first? And you know how I learned that from? You don't stay with these niggas.

Before I can headlining, I had to come hosts. I had to go first. At the end of the day, we got all headlined. We can lead this motherfucker and go to do our own show. So get away. I'm going to tell you right now, you ain't going to be up under me here. You ain't going to be at my shows all day.

Because you know why? You're a fucking hatliner. And I need your ass to go out. Because what if I want to stop? That's what I'm saying. Right. If I say, I'm taking two months off. I need for y'all to have them.

I see y'all nigga talk to the club on them. I'm looking at him like, yo, yeah, get in on my niggil. Tell them you want to come back next week. You hear me? So when I want to go vacation, y'all, the money is still flowing. We ain't stopped. We still out here. Because we're only powerful when we get together.

But get what? When we have to separate, it's still go time. Because when we have to do that for ourselves, We're powerful. But then after 85 South, we gotta go have a lot of business. And we came to be sitting here, I'm just waiting like, man. I'm just waiting for 85 South. Yeah, no.

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I put that on everything. Times is hard out here. You hear them. It's because when we be on them shows with all the legendary motherfuckers, We'd go first. And they're headliners, but we go out there first, and it's like they put you in that spot because you've got to build your seniority up,

but every time we touch the stage, no matter what position you go in, nigger, when you touch the stage, whoever, I'd have been on them big shows and doing my set while niggas still sitting down. I'd be mad as hell, because they don't let me go further. You know what?

Yeah, it's, what, nigga, yeah, a lot of niggas. You know, they know you're going to tag him, you know, I mean, motherfucker, but that's a thing. A lot of that be hate, though. What? You have a ball? Say, what?

Do what? In what? In comedy? You mean, like, not making people, yeah? You mean, like, the rest of these things? I'm talking about when you first started. I'm talking about when I never. Talked your shit.

Talked your shit. See? It ain't never been like, they've never been like. My second time on stage, yeah, but my second time on stage, yeah. But mind you, I started in a different club. I learned the word of demographic firsthand. I started in the Greensboro Comedy Zone. I'm talking about they got them white people that's the real white people.

Fuck you. Fuck you and your family, asshole. No. I don't get a fuck about your Nike symbol. I like Adidas, nigger. You know what I mean? It's like that. Like, it's they serious.

So I went on stage with the mentality that they was going to understand what I was talking about. And they were just looking at me like, what? And from that point on, I made myself understanding fuck trying to be what the people want me to be. I'm going to be who I am at all times. Either you like it or you don't. Either way, it don't change shit. And that gave me the perspective of who I am on stage.

So it only happened at one time. Every time after that, I ain't never had no time when I got on stage. I can walk out a car and walk into a room straight out the car and get straight on stage and get to it. No, walk, nothing. Just straight to. to it because I came from that room that didn't have nobody who looked like me in it.

So I knew what it took to make people laugh who don't have nothing in common with me. So if I walk into a room with niggas that have an inkling of anything in common with me, we're gonna get to it. See, when I was saying, when I was saying that the whole shit about never, like, bombing like that, because I always studied the whole shit, like, the whole comedy thing. It's like, it's not even about what you're saying. If you ever know this one, a comedian is bombing. It never fails.

They always standing in one spot. I call that shit the suck box. If you stand in, if you go pull up any footage of any comedian bomb, they're going to be standing right in that. You can't move. Just bomb. The suck box. The suck box.

You step up out that motherfucker, you're good. Man, that's the first shit I do when I walk on stage is move the fucking microphone. stand out the way you ever seen a comedian have a good show and then they'd be like leaning on their bit and that shit they just be talking and ain't like all right niggins time to leave right the suck box suck bop shit is real now i will say that we didn't all had shows with it where you doing the show and it's like nigger these motherfuckers is not here for that shit for that shit remember that you can't count them that's you can't count them that's not you can't count them I mean, that show we did in Houston.

You got to be able to change the bat on wings and all types of shit. We're like, man, need motherfuckers. Listen, when you go to a spot and you're doing comedy in a fucking sports bar with the game on and they're selling wings and the waitress got big titty and you extra, that don't even count towards your comedy career. But that's what I'm telling you. You were like, did you have a mom? Have I ever had to battle some niggas?

Yes. Watching the game and eat chicken. Yes, but that don't count on my comedy report call. So I can take that shit off. Hey man, shut the fuck up. Fuck you, bitch-ass nigger. That's why you're missing the front tooth. Hey, this little nigger funny.

Turn the game down. Oh, you weren't shit till you told that nigg was missing a tooth. Right. I don't act like you're just funny all the time. Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck you do that. Yeah, I didn't have shows why I had to roast 50 old niggas and then the old ladies would be.

Come on, let him do it, little kind. comedy. Bitch, I'm gonna go. It's been a hour. I'm the greatest nigga ever lived. I'm gonna turn the game off a good night. Call those Miller. Give my $50 in my free wings, suck my dick.

I see you bitches Tuesday. Fuck, I hate this place. Come on y'all, let's go to the comedy club, and we can be creative and tell jokes about octopuses and shit like that. Yeah. That's a new face. He didn't say me do 50 of them rooms in the city. Right.

But then you keep coming back for six weeks. And then you got the neck, it ain't back. basketball season no more and now the old niggas is getting dressed after work and they coming from the airport yeah we came to see you i brought my wife tonight right okay wait we want to hit some of that good shit you ask him he doesn't see me flip plenty of rooms from shut the fuck up what you lead in bitch security go get them niggas because they'll shoot this bitch up yeah he didn't see me yeah i was i show up like gang busters give me six weeks i turn this motherfucker to a comedy club we got the line down the street i got a young jogging them

coming and Nick, this is what niggins wanted to see them and shit, though. Right. And my line don't new face. He thought, but that's what they wanted to see them. It was going down, they were going down. Oh, my God. You think you can do this two times so they know you really in here.

You're talking about two times. DJ, play that motherfucker. They don't believe young jock in here. And then they see the nigger. They'd be like, oh, that is in here. Yeah, we didn't have a few of them. Yeah, there'd be some club with me and Blake be fine like a bullfuck of a bugger. know they come to see fly but I'm for how y'all doing fly see in DC yeah anybody in

his saturday DC that's going going I'm like damn bitch shot the fuck God let me get through this shit he comes that's one that's one thing that's one thing I heard Josean say that I actually agree with when I was on last comic stand what fuck how they're doing you can come out of me he can come out of him hey how y'all doing who gives a fuck I heard that too why You're to the funny Go straight to it Niggas I already know how they're doing Do you really give a shit

What if somebody What if fucking people actually started telling you And it wasn't like that Oh, we good And everybody was just like Man I'm going through it My wife's a bitch That's free time

That should be fun That's not to be a good one No you put that bitch too No but it don't stop Everybody in the room just start Yelling now shit You got to have that type of shit Now, don't get me wrong, I love, I love having a conversation with my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my audience. You know what I'm saying? Like, I got my selected jokes that I know for a fat, 45 minutes. But if I got three motherfuckers that I connect me with in my, that's why I like comedy club.

I, this shit is therapy. You come to see me. I don't know you from a can of a pay. Who the fuck are you? What's your name? What's up, George? George. All right. Now we're getting somewhere. What the fuck you do, George? You do some... What the fuck you do, George? Now, everybody in the room, like, right. What the fuck you do, George? So it doesn't brought a whole other feeling to the show, because now they're like, naturally fun.

You see what I'm saying? Like, this ain't part of the script. This ain't part of, you don't know him from a can of paint. You feel what I'm saying? Now you didn't brought his whole life on stage with you. I like that sometimes, because now that gets me to create, like, okay, George. Who is his, oh, his wife got us fucked up bang.

Now we're gonna put both of these motherfuck. these motherfuckers together I don't know what I'm gonna do you see what I'm saying so it's like help me create who am I because this this comedy shit is fun but it's like niggins don't be knowing like I should be ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha been there you dig what I'm saying I remember we was in Memphis remember we was doing the Memphis gig and the motherfucker kept talking to you he was like nigg this nigga had this nigga with a Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey on dog that kept talking to this nigger and he was mad but I told him when he got all stage I said

Loz, that's some of the funniest shit I ever seen. Because his back and forth with this nigger with this jersey on, the nigger kept a grin where he wasn't heckling him. He was just agreeing with everything the nigger was saying. Like, yeah, say that shit again, nigga, I fear you. He was like, nigger, so what? I don't give a fuck to you. I don't want you to be my friends.

Stop talking to me. I'm like, bro, that shit is classic, but in those moments you can't battle. And a lot of niggas, they're going crumble. Like, nigga, we didn't did shows. I'm talking about them shows where you walk in, What was that college we did? The colleges is... I hate colleges.

You, nigga, what I was? Wait a minute. You kids don't know jokes. Y'all, check this out. This is the greatest college show experience we ever had. Ever had. Listen, bro. Me and this nigga had a show.

Right. What was there? Some way... Lane college, man. In Memphis. Nigger, we get on campus, get to the show. Right. Not one person is there.

Because they didn't believe that we was coming to their school. You can ask him. Nobody was. There. Not one. We had to go to every dorm on the campus to go literally in door room, like, we're here. Knocking on the door. They were like, okay, we're coming.

We're gonna get the shower right now. Bro, when we got back to the show and like the next hour, that bitch was packed. And I'm talking about, niggas. As soon as we get there, the dude that through the show, right, we come and we're like, nigger, what the fuck? Ain't nobody here. He was like, man, I've been telling niggas y'all was coming, bro. They don't believe me.

And the little host lady was, she was. The host lady was, she was real arrogant at first, she was like, yeah, I mean, I'm ready. I'm ready to show off. I mean, y'all cool and everything. I'm just ready to go. So the nigger was like, man, man, y'all nigga cool. We was like, man, fucking, nigga, we, with whatever. He was like, this a hood school, man, niggas from the hood go here.

We like, nigga, let's go. Right. Nigger, we pull it in the golf cart. We drive around the whole campus, go up in the dorm, knocking on doors, nigga. We hear me, dude. Knocking on every level, knocking on doors, niggas open the door. Oh shit, we're coming. Nigger.

Niggas is opening the door yelling down the hall. Bruh, they're here for real. My nigger. Niggas jumping up getting their hair cutting everything. We go outside. It's a hundred niggas outside. These niggas outside deep. That niggas say, bro, you want us to come to the cell,

you got a, Chico Bean, got to roast my nigger. There's something little ugly niggins that came out of crap. Stupid-ass shoe, long-haired pants, short-ass, right. Yeah, nigger. Yeah, nigger, that nigger. All right, we come. We come in, bruh.

When the show. It was little. about 50 niggas though about a big-ass group of whoever stayed in this building right here they was all that all outside like the block nigger and i'm like nigger we love this we come from nigger y'all niggas come fuck with the show we here for y'all when the show came nigga we got back that bitch was packed wall to wall they in there playing that miffish shit nigga them it's go it's nigger they on the walls in that motherfucker the same lady who was arrogant niggins she was so goddamn nervous when she's seen all them people since she thought she was

going to do the show for five niggas right niggas they packed this bitch out she came out and called me Carlos Bean niggins she did that she was like yeah yeah yeah yeah get the fuck all the thing big bad bit big little faith big no-ass bitch get the fuck out of it she was like yeah yeah miss a noise for Carlos Bean I'm like nigga what the fuck you just called me Carlos Bean nigga that was the funnest show ever when we finished them niggins was like bro we never seen no shit like but I'm talking about that crowd was like I can imagine that's what the niggas felt like when they was in them clubs that that that nigger tell me about them old Atlanta clubs when it was just

niggas in their rowdy and they ain't got time for the nigga if you ain't funny funny funny they're on your ass nigger that shit was amazing i told that thing i say cause we went from starting in the comic club and then we went to a school i said now look ike you know this this game right here is a confidence you got to have the strongest confidence i said now look we've been killing shit this is a school these kids ain't fucking but the motherfuckolder humble you The motherfucker's like, fucking, they ain't in no culture. He's talking about, they ain't in no coo, I said, listen. Not directly.

Not directly. You got to work. They ain't fucking. You got to tie it into something at the school. Man, my boy came about this day, man. What happened? Who me? Yeah.

Oh, shit, I ain't never want to do that shit again. But I didn't did, I didn't do something old. I don't know. I don't like colleges, man. I'm sorry. That on me, don't book a knick. I don't know what to talk about. It's Fortnite.

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At the motherfucker's place with the alligators that know how to make that. Blake had a hard time. Blake had a hard time. Blake had. Blake had, great. Yeah, that's a big Gator. Blake's a sweat. Nick, I was on the back of his head.

Oh, like, you hear that? His name's dupor. He's a bigger. He'll wait to get off the baby. Everybody can't do college. Alligator trainer, but, no. I said, I did did the Corona shit here. I did the HBCU, you know, the steppers and shit.

Like, they had all the founders and shit. Not the founder, but, you know, the old-ass women that used to, I'm like, that guy out there's, that ain't a lot. I'm talking about. He ad. They're like, oh, no, baby. What's your ass? But see, you could have still did that, I'm telling you, you could have still did that.

You just got to know how to tie it into, you know, I mean, I work to make it work to where the school, because schools is like, that's where I first started making some money at colleges, because they was paying, you know, $1,200, $1,200 for a show. And, you know, being as though I went to an HBCU, I know the culture of HBCU. I ain't, I ain't have it. But the thing is, the culture of the HBCU is hood shit. It's just transferred to it now. Instead of just going and standing on the block,

you got to go sit in the classroom. That's the only difference. Whenever it's a collection of us, the shit that make you, you, that's what you give them. And they're going to be like, man, damn, I'm going to be just like this nigga. Oh, I know this nigga.

Or I am this nigga. And that's the only thing. Like, if you go out there and try to give them a comedy show, they ain't got the patience for that shit. And I try to sit down. That's the main thing. Because they like that wild shit. Like, you go out there with them straight jokes.

They're right. Rose, everybody in front of them. worst college show I ever had man I had drove all the way to fucking somewhere in Louisiana and it was like fucking 13 hours or something because I thought the shit was in some fucking way but it was three hours from there like deep down in the wood get down there a nice big beautiful ass school about 80% white or 90% white probably as soon as I get there man they just look like it's a black person but no No.

It's another black person. Like the black students, we're like, yeah! Cowl's nigger! He is here! And then the white people's like, a black guy. Oh, listen, them white schools, bro. Those brother fucking called their agent back.

We will never bring him back. I was like, you don't ever have to, but you're gonna send the check. What you did? And they were like, we're gonna send it this time. But next time, you're like, what you said to do them next time? I think that's probably the work show I ever had.

You don't know. go to them white schools the motherfuckers be sitting in there i remember i went to do a i went to do a college nigger and they was in that motherfucker doing a dance rehearsal no right before i performed i'm talking about a real live and they talk they in that motherfucker doing some shit dude dun dun dun dun dun dun dun da da da da da da clap shit i'm like yeah like before tic talk i'm like oh nigger i know these motherfuckers they're coming to the show nigger that nick fuck that right after they finished dance rehearsal they pulled the chairs out and it was them I'm like, oh shit, I got to perform for the bad damn fast truth.

You ever went to one of them. I was fucking with him the whole time, and only one motherfucker came up after this. The lady that booked me was like, that was very harsh. Our students aren't used to being criticized in that manner. So, I don't know. I mean, I don't want to tell you how to do your art,

but that was rude. Hey, you ever got a book that one of the white schools. I'm going to say, shut up a bitch. You ain't got booked that one of them white schools. And they like you too much, and you'd be like, Like, hold on, man.

Y'all like me this goddamn much that y'all booked me at this school. Way out here by my goddamn self. Y'all ain't want nobody else with me. Remember that one in West Virginia? That's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, that one in West Virginia. Like, I'm talking about this school,

all the way, white folks. And then you get to the show, it'd be like me, Chico, and probably three more other niggins. Like, why the fuck? Where are they watching? I said. I remember one time I went to this school, right? It was like, it was in the gym.

So they had the stage set up on half outside of the gym, it's packed. So I'm like, I'm like, ooh, I gotta go crazy, you know what I said? I gotta go, I hate the kids, I'm like, when they love me, I rose about three, four, my whole prom queen, prom king now, because I'm like, they don't know them about no coochie, but I'm gonna give them all the coochie joke.

You're gonna learn about six today, you hear me. I go out there, it's white people and it's black people. I'm like, alright, that kind of fuck me up. You know what I'm like, okay. But I was like, ooh, this the perfect time to pull off my white folk, black folk joke. Nigger, I've seen so many white people get up at my show. And leave him. And I was like, then, I'm taunting him now.

I'm like, oh, he's mad. I don't give a fuck by all the black people. Yeah, that's right. Nicky, fuck Bob. Let me that shit's crazy, nigga. When nigga, they come back in, nigga, the police come to the stage, nigga. The police come to the stage and was like this. I was like, the fuck you want.

I don't stay. I'm like, what's up? I don't trust you like that. Glad folk going crazy. No, he's like, no, I need you to come here. You got to end the show. I'm like, end the show about what? He's like, yeah, it was just a shooting threat.

One of the white kids came, was walking out, was like, I'm going to come back and shoot this motherfucker up, man. So I had to get off stage, nigga, literally. And I was like, so, y'all still me. I'm like, hey, y'all, man, some white motherfuckers and he's going to come back and shoot this motherfucker up, man. Y'all leave. Nick, they got up and just started looking like roaches out of that bit.

I got paid. But the crazy part about it, they booked me again. Hey, man, the most money I ever made for the least amount of people was at a fucking college. Duke, you told me that story. I got booked at Duke. It might have been 60 motherfuckers in there. 60. They didn't even like watch it.

This was the straightest shit ever. Like, they enjoyed the shit and all there, but they was watching me like it was a fucking place. They were just sitting in there like. He was good. He's good. He's good. I like him. He's good.

It's like they was doing a case study or something, and they only wanted me to do like 15, 20 minutes. No, easy, easy mind. It was like, yeah, you're good, you're good. I was like, what? Thank you so much. If y'all ever want me to come back, please call me present. I gave you all that. Man, what the fuck that's cool?

It wasn't even a comedy show, just dead by myself. They showed up. It was the show from like 7 to 7.30. No, it was just you. Just me. Brun, the dude. Oh, I know what you talking about. where you talk came up and introduced me.

Where the fuck we were, I said, my nigga. We was in right outside of Michigan. It's like, Lansing. You're about 60, that's what we had to be like, it was 12 when we started. But when we finished it was like 30 people. I'm like, my nigga, can y'all text, tell somebody we here. And it was a big one in big-ass schools,

like University of Michigan and Lansing. I'm not, I'm not doing jokes for 12 nickets. I won't. Me and this nigga had a show at a college. What we had the show, with a venue at thunder in like a motherfucker talking about raining pouring down you go right up the street right across the motherfucker street no sun out then over here snoring swear of god man fucking pull them in washington like we was in washington like

we was in washington state pull him in washington niggas pouring down raining sun out niggis snowing we like bro what the fuck type of narnia that we drive into dog And the crazy shit is we had to flatten there and drive like an hour and a half. Bro, we, from Spokane down. We driving, right? He, like, I'm trailing him. You know, we're just following each other up there. He and the car, I'm in the car.

Because we're thinking the shit, you know how that motherfucker. He got to leave earlier, an hour or something, shit, before me. You know how that flying shit is. Right. So he in the car, I'm in the car. Nick, we just ran. Then all of a sudden, I'm looking around. I was like, bro, what the fuck are we?

Because ain't no cars out here. It's just me and him. It's big-ass shit. look like the shit that pop up on your computer when your shit froze like niggins we are literally riding through the motherfucking screen saver no i called this nigga like brother you see this shit yeah ain't no fucking cars it looked like we was riding through that dr sue shit man by y'all sir like the side of the butter box you know like the you know the butter yeah that the land on legs box that we rolled through the picture they took to put on the side of the box when we get

out the car we amazed like you you know i eyes big like bro what the fuck is this to white girl walk up their book this was like oh what's wrong with you guys we was like man what the fuck is wrong with this place he was like oh no that's this spring and pullman come on this way i'm like oh my god lou listen i can't i can't out of all the roland stories most of the strange shit happened at the colleges because they all in little strange-ass towns man and you know the show be at early as fuck you fly in you get there four o'clock this show you got to get ready them immediately they want you to end six right to sit there the seven Just to say you were there, can you come early?

What the fuck is I going to do from six or seven? When you start doing colleges, the process that they go through is different than the comedy. You got to be that early. Because the comedy club, you know, you got, let's say you got three shows, 730, 9, 30, and 11. You know what I mean? You can get there. If you got pieces and shit, you get there long as the show started. They're going to start the show.

Colleges, nigg, whoever is over the show is going to call you repeatedly. Hi, it's Chico from Student Affairs. we were just one time you were going to get in the night we were like man it's three o'clock I just landed yeah we had your flight information we just wanted to make sure that you were close enough that we can expect you at 6.30 the school is only five minutes away

right exactly we're across the street you can walk and then getting and when you get to the school dog the most annoying shit at least to me the most annoying shit is trying to find the building that the fucking show is in dog what auditorium don't nobody know they don't even know what it's in

so where are you I'm on the campus Well, where are you exactly? I don't know where I am. What interest did you come in? What interest did you come in? Are you looking at a building that says, no, bitch, I'm looking at... Hey, this is the shit that really makes me mad about that shit is when you asked the motherfucker security at the gate.

Hey, where are the Johnson building? Johnson building. Ain't no Johnson building. Where do you say you're going? He said he's going to the Johnson building on East Wing. I ain't never heard no Johnson Building. That's the old That's the old gym

That's what he's talking about Oh, okay You gotta go out You got to go out of here Oh, okay, you're talking about the one That they made out of the church Yeah, you got to go out of here And go around

And you're gonna see what they call Silver Street Where they used to call it The West Wing And you're gonna make a right On Silver Street Then you're gonna go all way down there You're gonna see a shit go

Before you get to the shit gold Make a right You go in right there The Johnson Building behind the baseball field. The both were already directed. But the baseball field behind the track. But you can't get in there from over there.

You just got the park. But what you can do is going down and sit right heavy right down. You know what? I'll tell you what. What? Goon come through here. And dry down there for as you can. And then park, then you should be able to see it.

You know what? You know what? I'm gonna go down there with you. With you. There's always a nigga that knew how to tell you how to get that quicker. Like, oh, you went that way, all you had to do, and it comes straight through the game. I'm headed that way anyway.

My nigger. I gotta go that way anyway. Them kids down there fight. You gotta go into the cafeteria. You gotta get used to, nigga. I had a college show, motherfucker. They had like two campuses that was an hour away from each other, and they gave me the wrong campus to do the show at,

and I drove an hour, nigger, and then they kept calling me, asking me how close I was after they gave me the wrong, That's the first time and the only time I ever went on one of the college dudes. I'm like, look, man, don't call me no motherfucking more, man. I'm coming, man. Well, the students are getting impatient. The students are getting in, proud. The students are getting the wrong address.

The fuck you keep calling me for, dog. Hey, I use the GPS. You keep calling, I'm going to get lost again. Stop on with you, dog. See, they'd be doing that. And then they be trying to. Fuck them, niggas, man. They ever try to guilt trip you?

Like, they'll call. They'd be calling you. Well, Carlos, we were just trying to make sure you're gonna be here at 515. Like, why the fuck I need to be there at 515? Well, Chico's here at 3.30. Like, what the fuck is he doing in 3.30? I just be lying.

I'm at the school, man. I'm staying at my hotel room. Where are you, bitch? I see you. I hope they watch it. Look, college committees or whoever booked them. Stop throwing comedy shows every goddamn way. Everywhere ain't situated for comedy.

These motherfuckers have a comedy show in the middle of the cafeteria. Oh, Nick. I didn't have been a couple of that. when everybody had the motherfuckers at the show half them things came to eat you hit motherfuckers washing dishes and shit right slushing machine you're talking about shit they got nothing to do with the show they need to put some Coca-Cola back there you hit that machine popping bag empty oh fucking empty I used to working a chick-fil-A anybody that worked for

chick-fil-A give it up a chick-fil-A chick-a love everybody Oh, my God, buddy badder, I got a question for you, though, digger, like the skits that you do with, you do the strip club shit. Did you ever work in the strip club and do the announcements and shit at the strip club? Yeah, no. For real? Yeah, I did. That why I say, man, I don't need to post no more.

I don't get paid for it. Instagram that kind of drown me out. Like, I did, you know, do the promotion. That's the only thing I post my promotion. I'm trying to get back better, though. I'm about to start promoting the only fan paid. I help me. They got money.

Yeah, yeah. And they can pay more. You need your, that's a good idea, though. You need your only fans promote it. Real talk. You'll be perfect, though, the only fan page. I did be, I don't mean, man. I told you do a split when you get down there,

old bitch-haired, nigga. Yeah, we back on that motherfucker, man. I'm like, man, this nigga, dog, that shit is brilliant, man. It's you and a nigga named Pop Bass Quiz, man. Oh, ya, pop my nigga. Pop fuck with y'all. Y'all two niggers, my favorite niggas on the internet, though. And it's a Dominican motherfucker name Mr.

knew of the I can't remember his name I don't want to say his name wrong but he got the skit that he did when he discovered the car on Columbus Day they never seen that shit and the police cub he was like man you this dude's in my car he was like no I discovered it he said no I discovered his car come out he was he discovered it he was like you can't discover a car he was like what's today he says Columbus Day he said well what he do he said he discovered America where it was already somebody there when he discovered it how come I can't discover the car it's my car now I have to go I got to this man that shit but as far

the internet a lot of motherfuckers just be doing shit just to do it but you could tell that what you do and like you pop niggas like that is actual thought putting into it's comedy man I appreciate that shit but the transition like to go from the internet to go from the internet to go on stage like how did that feel like what that transition would like you see what I'm saying because you had to do it for yourself you know what I mean shit it was a nigga had to learn quick with you know shit because I don't really cap it when you were like but you got the time up like yeah I got my time up there yeah I I was like, man, I got about two minutes and a half. Right.

But shit, just watching you and just, you know, watching everybody else, that really just, it was a learn, like, I'm glad I got the time to learn, you know what I'm saying, to understand what was going on before I started doing stand-up. You know what I'm saying? Like, I sit and watch niggas all day. I go to everybody who come in Atlanta, I go to the club and check them out. You know, it's a learning thing.

Like, I love to learn and watch the different styles of comedy, period. You know what I'm saying? Watching niggas on Instagram constantly just to make sure. that I'm that original you know what I'm saying like I don't want to be like you but I'm I'm learning from you I ain't really got time man let me go ahead and be clear man check this out if you're looking for a good place man to have fresh food deliver on time and give back to the community like hello fresh offer so many recipes to choose from each week to help you break out of your recipe route including low calorie vegetarian and family friendly recipes every week

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But I don't want to be shit like you. And that's important to be like you, as long as you can still see it from a professional standpoint and still be able to be able to be able. I thought we did like, not even too many regular shows till we did that spot in Boston and I walk on stage like a bunch of fucking people.

I'm like, hell no. It's crazy. You know how y'all do it? They're like, yeah, we are all right. I'm like, how y'all do? I was lost to the South, Nick. I'm like, really doing. I'm hoping this nigga come out on stage, same.

I have, well, you know, I held my own and shit. And then really, after that show, that's what really just piped me up, because Black Run and Lennup was on the show, too. And them niggas was describing it, bro, like, lawless. Like, I felt like I touched a couple of people, but niggas was standing up when they got our stage. And I was like, oh, never again. They're going to stand up with me, too.

They got me fucked up. I'm talking about, yeah, so. a lot of niggas hate when they see that niggas hate like niggas this is a hating ass gang oh yeah i already know but yeah i ain't the type to be hanging around that little it's a it's a thing that with comedy man if you ever paid attention with a lot of standard commuting in alana for real it's like little fraternities everybody broken up in the little you might not see it but it's like like you know what i said they're gang up and be like yeah that nico carlo ain't do that good on thursday they hey carlo blah and i'd be sitting there watching these niggas like

but you just got down like I'd be peeping out of that shit They used to say that shit all the time It don't matter When I was hosting all the rooms and shit Nigger beg you all night Bro when I'm going up When I'm going up

There's a lot of ballsacking going on Then it's like, nigga you just showed up You ain't did nothing You just showed up and said you want to go up You go up then Nigger go up and bomb Guess why he bombed Because I ain't want to put him up

Right Because I ain't introduce him right Because I ain't say this Like nigga you just suck Right You're in that suck box. And then if I say that, they were like, oh, that nigga be hating that.

Yeah, that nigga, that's why that. You suck everywhere. You suck when I'm around you, and then when I was like, then they were like, man, nigga, cullo, me, man, nigga hate her. Like, no, man, you just suck. And I feel like you, you waste my time. You waste to me people time.

Because if I'm the host, right, and then you go up and suck. You gotta go work hard. I gotta go, because now I look like I'm lying. You heard about feeling one time, though. Right. Hey, man, this nigger hilarious. You heard my feeling one time.

What happened? You don't remember when we did ratchet people meet and they had me do that black-fired shit? I was telling me, I was like, bro, that shit is not fun. I did not want to do that shit. They're like, man, go ahead, man, do this shit. I like, fuck it. Carlo was hosting.

I got on stage. That nigga, like, y'all better clap. I'm going to bring that nigga back up. Y'all. Oh, God. Damn. I don't know. Me shit.

Nigger, look, my people was outside. What you want to do? You want to ride? I'm like, no, what the hell you're talking? Y'all, you're mad. You want to get me, D.C. Hey, run. This nigga.

All right, nigger, y'all. You go get the guilt. You go get the guilt. That's why that into bad. The comedy shit, I'd have learned. I didn't been lucky to, we didn't been lucky fly, especially to avoid a lot of the shit, the stories that this nigger tell. But like, when I went to L.A. and did comedy in L.A., not the first couple times, but after we had made a name for ourselves. Right.

I go to the, what's the room upstairs? The belly room. The belly room. It's full of niggas. Now, I'm. I don't know none of these motherfuckers personally, but nobody said nothing to me. Nobody said hello, none of that shit.

And I ain't looking for no friends, so I ain't give a fuck. So I see LaValle Walker in there. So I chop it up with him, and then Ryan Davis came. And then I go on stage and nigger went crazy. As soon as I got off stage, everybody, she go, man, I fuck with you, bro. I'm like, why the fuck you ain't when I first walked in? Oh, definitely.

You know what they wanted to see? Right. But that's suck of shit to me, my name. See, I stayed out the way because, first of all, I jumped. I came from the screen and started getting straight into the coming and I had to learn the industry fast.

Like, all right, you got to learn the ethics and the code, you know what I'm saying? It's etiquette with this shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, okay, even though you're a scream nigga, you can't treat it like the streets. You've got to control it. Like, you know that you use the street structure

but navigate the bullshit. Because it's an industry. Oh, my. Ain't nothing street about it. Ain't nothing street about it. Ain't, and once I realized once I realized some of them people, like how he said, it's a little groups and shit.

I tell that nigga all the time, hey man, when I was going to do them coming to club and I'm still going to work out of room, I know exactly what going on, but I walk right past this shit. I'm going to,

I'm going to straight in. You got the luxury to be able to do that. I'm going right back over. I'm like, man, I ain't trying to, ain't no comedy clip. Nigga, we ain't no comedy gang. Every time I see y'all,

what's up, Mike laughing, buddy? Like, no, nigga, I ain't your motherfucking popping a nigga for to come up here to work on my shit. And I'm a gone and my head. That shit don't bother me. Like, I'm used to that type of shit.

But see, that's what I'm saying. You're funny in D.C. I'd be like, nigger, what the fuck? I'm like, it's a million niggins do you compare me to my partner really funny than you. Like you bullshit. Talk your shit, Gary, guy. But that's what niggis made me feel better or something.

That's the shit he was talking about motherfuckers come up talking crazy because that's the thing unfortunately for niggas, we love to pit each other against each other because most niggas ain't never been able to do nothing with their partners that work. Right, right. See, that's the thing. That's the whole mind.

frame is like in the black community we don't like some shit unless we got some shit to compare it to right right like you know motherfuckers all that you could just look at the chicken sandwich shit right they could hey Popeye didn't invent the chicken sandwich but as soon as they came out with one niggins like oh it ain't better than such and such or any new song come out new rapper right if you don't have shit to compare it to then they ain't they don't they can't accept it right so that's why when he come to comedians they always got to say hey man you can be the next nigga I think funny you could you funny is then this nigga who I thought was funny before I knew you was funny.

So you can't never take that shit. And when you were saying like the comedian and shit, they don't want to fuck with you until they know you funny. That's just like in our lane, the industry of shit, that's just like your calling card. You had a thing before social media. Niggas show up at the comedy club and be like, hey, this is my partner from wherever the fuck.

He's funny. Okay. We can't get him the same respect that we get you because we're saying you work and be funny and work on a joke We're just supposed to show him love because you said it. Let us see. Oh, he's one of us. It's like the X-Men.

It's like, you ain't an X-Man. Like, what you do? I don't do shit. Just leave me alone. This bitch-ass-niquet ain't go to X-Men. Stop fucking saying that. Then the nigga blow up and be like, oh, you are one of them. I ain't know that was your plow.

Right. My bad, bro. Well, I thank you for that. And that's why it sucks so bad when comedians still jokes. Because now you know, it's like a nigga using your ID to get in the club. you try to come in like I don't have seen him for man I know that nigger already in here who the fucking if I say man that's why I thank I thank you man I tell you this loz I thank you nigger because a lot of this shit in the game that you gave me helped me

avoid a lot of the shit because I saw it coming I was able to see it coming before it ain't even work with it if you see a nigga doing your shit just go get some new shit he need it worse than you do right right you never go that's how you want at this point of the game that's the only thing you can do because a nigger do it Don't matter where you do it. The rule used to be, and this is so fucked up, it's like if you have some shit and that's your patent shit, as long as everybody, that could be your shit. You know around the country as the nigger who do the scarecrow joke.

That's your shit. Ain't nobody in the game got a scarecrow joke. You know for a fact, because you didn't work from LA to New York and hit all the clubs, all the underground spot. You know all the niggis. These are your friend. You'll never think a nigger do you like that. But here, he get the call to go do season one or whatever the fuck hot for black.

comedians right now right and they can close on your scarecrow joke now everybody in the world think it's his because it made it the tv first because he did it on tv first now you just the niggas going around the country telling everybody this nigga did your scarecrow joke right right what the fuck you gonna do about it you ain't got another one you don't want to make sure that nigga don't still another joke we didn't come here to hear you we can't be mad we gonna hear you be mad at a nigga for an hour because he stole your joke okay you could do you said hey you was mad last time you came bro come on You ain't got another scarecrow joke on deck yet.

You can't do that because my natural reaction to niggas, something, niggas, steal something for me, and I'm gonna do something to you, nigga. But think about how petty it is. I learned, I learned something, I learned something from this, nigga. I learned something from this, but I used to tell y'all, I say, man, Loth told me, he said,

I don't need a trip by the niggas still, before you got on that level. Right. I only tripped by the nigg is stealing my joke. He can't say it how I said. It can't. And that's the whole point. I was like, damn.

You're right. He's like, a nigga go up there and say that bit word for word. I'm going back up. I said, you're going to say word for word. He said, I'm going to say it because it's me. Right. The people going to rap. And I watched this nigga go say the same joke.

And he looked at me and like, told you. It's different. I'm like, damn. And then you can hear people say the other comedian and tried to say that. It's different. It's a whole, that's why you can watch a motherfucker's set. And you can just sit. And you can, just like when you listen to a rap song, you can tell if a motherfucker

doing comedy or memorizing shit. Right. You can see when the shit go wrong for a comedian. They come up there, they spirits and shit be high, and then they do that one goddamn joke. And then the whole room just be like, and they go.

And it ain't even like the crowd. They ain't fucking with them no more. They just waiting on their scarecrow. They want another one just like that scarecrow joke. And then they'd be like, soon as a nigga do that, you can see when they're going down here. Because the next shit they say, going to be some goofy and question. That's why it'd be hard for me to watch white comedians.

Because they tell you the punchline before they do the joke. Helicopters are crazy, right? You guys have been able to be a helicopter? It's a rap. I've watched so much comedy, I can't even watch some comedy. Because if I hear certain words, I just know where the fuck, like, like white comedians and comedians who be around white comedians. They always say this shit, like when they try to do like a segue.

A segue, they always say. I, uh, that is the worst shit in comedy to me. That a ya shit. I, uh, yeah, it's, uh, crazy this you brought this up. Nobody brought up shit, right? I just hate that, that word in of shit. Because, you know, it's like, you got some motherfuckers who say some shit so slick. It's just like, they don't even have to be telling jokes.

Like, niggas like downtown Tony Brown, one of the OG niggies in comedy. This nigga, the way he say shit just be so different, you get what I'm saying? And that's what it's, I mean, like, that's the, the originality that's missing in comedy. It's too safe because people just watch what other motherfuckers do and be like, well, he got

this for, I'm just going to do this. Right. He said, pussy, I'm a safe vagina. It's like, why are you so scared to be creative if that's what the fuck you are? And that's why I don't like when motherfuckers be like, I'm going to do some shit like that. No, nigg, do your own shit.

And you know a nigga shit I don't need you to I don't need you to That's like shit that Come on man And that's why That shit like that I don't be mad about

And then I know like But see you have some shit That's so different It's like if a nigga Even did it again You'd be like Man I know exactly Where you got this shit from

Because you all You'll have that shit And then it's like You'll do some crazy ass shit I'm like what the fuck This nigga on Like when you did this shit

About how niggas in Atlanta Say some gay ass shit After you say some gay ass shit After you say some gangster shit I was like This nigga crazy Because I was like DC What the fuck money bag on?

like that nigga did crazy like that crazy when you was mad when your dick was talking shit to you and busting your face to make you nigger i was like this is the crazy yeah see integral i can't i could a lot of nigger be stealing my shit on that but you know i don't i don't hit them up like you know it don't be lame but i don't be i don't be hitting that niggas you can do that i do nigger it's nothing the nigga creative capability is like like he said he just go into movie mode everywhere he go yeah that's part of the game right for the part of air where we Yeah, bro. Like, I don't want to be the funny nigger.

I'd be sitting right here like, hey, red. Look, I don't know what was wrong with this nigger, bro. I don't know what happened, but the nigger's face was, like, going in. Like a fish? Mm-hmm. When the nigger looked at me, it was like, Gigi. That nigga does smoke this cheekbowl out. Listen, bro.

I was in that there, wheeh! Yeah! Yeah! For somebody that I can have a round, bro. And I'm talking about on the same level, I'm just like, what he do, bro? Right. But you know what that shit told me, though? The lesson in all that shit is seeing people like steal your shit is like, believe in every piece of content that you put out.

Right. Just like you know that bitch of hit already. And you just got to ride that way, like your new shit, you got to ride your new shit just like the most successful shit you got. what shit you got and that's the lesson that you that you learn that come with that shit when somebody can watch your set and steal the joke that you just like this I'm gonna fuck this just a shit but if it's like if that motherfucker can steal that shit and build a whole career around it like nigger you got it you got to look at your shit the same way so when you are sitting in your lab and you

creating and you write and you got to look at it from that point of view I've been telling this nigga that all the time yeah but what's the opposite of that or what's the what would you be thinking if a if a nigger wanted to steal this bitch. What would he flip it? You know what I mean? How would he flip it to make it? So that's when that way you. I couldn't be back stage and watch that and let you walk right past me without saying. Oh no. You can say you can. Yeah, you can. You got to keep in mind.

The only time you're going to see this nigga is when you're about to go on. You ain't even got time to front this nigga. As soon as he come off his nick because the nigga, he didn't win over the time because he's doing your shit. And then the host say, I'm going to bring you right up. So this nigga coming off. So this nigga already back on stage about to bring you up. You're going to point. Watch this nigga in the mouth. Oh, yeah, what you tell the host. Do five minutes.

Five minutes, two minutes. You got to be out the venue at 11 o'clock. You got, and you got, they already didn't cut your time down. You're the headliner. These are your fans. All the bitch sold out. The show, them fuck the show. You sold all the tickets.

You're like, look, hey, y'all enjoy that. I'm going to beat that nigger ass when I get up all this stage. You don't need a word. You don't even put the vibe. There's just those things that you're going. I just couldn't see nobody do my... I've been saying that shit to myself alone. Like, what does somebody be in my shit on stage?

Man, this man, this nigga sitting in the green room one night. God. He'll tell you, the owner of the club came in the green room and said, man, do you know this nigga on stage doing all your shit? Alvin. The nigga that booked all of us. Bro, the security then came and got me. Amen, amen.

Brother did your shit. Don't do that one, Lowe. No, no. No, I'm gonna go do it. I'm gonna show you how that bitch go. You gonna do it? This nigga say, you gonna do it in? No, look, we got some new merchant.

Man, come on, man. That's a big-a-haired jacket, man. That jacket way too big. You know we got all sides. Come on, but these are the ones I ordered, though. This is my side. Oh, that's the perfect side, man. What are they can find them in?

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Yeah, custom fit, huh? We got a man all-sized and small, medium, large, extra large, bigger than them . Come on. You know it. At that time, when you stole, we stole the crap, and you smacked the shit out of their head. We used to goddamn put dope in the J-Had, and one of my other partners are slapping. that hand in the middle of the street. That's disrespecting.

You know the ass fog got like little white specks old and shit. They can be out of, no, nobody move. Nobody, my fucking move. We get to move around the shit. Oh, hey, hey, white, don't move. Ah, yeah, hey, don't move. They can find something white. Nick, you know the ass fuck got a little white spot there.

That ain't right there. That ain't it. That ain't it. We're trimming out there. We used to be doing a lot of dumb-ass shit, though, man, for no reason. Nah, man, we're gonna wrap it up again. We gonna wrap it up again.

You're gonna be bucked on by a Jay. I'm just scared, though. I'm gonna ask you, nigga. Huh? You'll be bucked on by a Jay. Oh, we got some strong dophines where I come from, nigga. I ain't never been bucked up, but I didn't see it before though,

like, nigger. One of them jakey, like, I ain't gonna eat regular crack hair. Yeah, nigger. A lot of the dopefings can be gangsters, you know what I mean, where I come from, nigga, though, the niggas that started smoking that shit. Oh, I know about D.C.,

but I got to be motherfucking real live. You ain't got the, you ain't got the authority to talk to slim like that? Because you was a bitch-ass nigger and that niggins knock your motherfucking nose clean off your face. And still hit the motherfucker right over your sleep body, nigga. Damn, man, still ain't wake him up. I'm sleeping real. I was saying the crack head get knocked the fuck out, nigga laid out about an hour.

I ain't never seen no crack. He got this man, motherfucker got knocked the fuck out. I'm talking about as soon a nigga hit him, he was on the ground. Niggas laid out about an hour, man. He's motherfucker woke up like, man, you let that nigga knock you out. Fuck him. I was tired anyway. The motherfuckers are different, man.

I've seen two brothers. They were crackier. They get to fight because one stole money from their mama first. Damn. I saw it. And you're going to go in there and you're going to take it,

niggas, niggas. All right. Crazy shit I ever seen two crackies fighting at the comedy club parking lot. Mufford had that long-ass pole that connected the power to the building. No. You know, it'd be the box.

Then they had a long-ass pole. motherfucker go up to the to the to the you know to connect to the big-ass street pole the motherfucker had one trying to hit that motherfucker with but the bill was so long he couldn't swing it fast and no every time he picked that bitch up it's like on the video game clap the thing about from here to what they got damn chair trying to smoke the long guy got damn pole he had to pick that bitch up like this mhmu'm just standing back there doing this shit

They always be like, look for me. I'm like, shit, nigger. You do, too. They don't know you? I know you, but I didn't tell you what I used to do. I was about to say. I know they know you, because all the motherfucker know me. I seen the crack head didn't even know he, I used to say,

he like, man, you know, can I get a dollar? I said, nigger, I used to get you what you, you know what? You know what, you're beginning from somebody new. It's okay. There you go. I don't get that dollar, motherfucker. I was about to say, there ain't no way the motherfucker don't know. motherfucker don't know you because this isn't like every homeless motherfucker oh they know what they

see me that nigga they'd be watching that nigga when wild and out was coming on nigga nigger nigger come up to you and say the wrong nigga shit oh boy i love you digger cut the beat i'm like nigga that ain't even my shit the fuck is you watching this shit out there's this cable free in Atlanta like how are you seeing this shit though somebody wonder if you get in the stove motherfucking homeless nigga gonna look back at me at this though I know that ain't Carlos in this We got a celebrity in the building, y'all. We've been going to platinum in this moment.

What do you say? We got a celebrity in the building. We've been to go platinum. Telling Nick Ken and come through this motherfucker, man. He can fuck with the hood. It's all good in the hood, baby. Yeah. He can come through him.

He can be going to fuck with it. We got a celebrity in this motherfucker. I know they know you. I hate it. I hate it. They don't stick their arm around me. I'd be like, you stink. They're at least all for a service though.

Hey man, you want me to pump that game for you? I had to watch my car and like my rim and shit on University. I gave the nigga the money. The nigga went in the stoke back out. Like, if you watch that cut, that car dirty, man. I mean, you did watch this. You don't watch it again. I don't do way better job, man.

I'm like, bro, you just watched my car. So you another nigger? Huh? So he was another nigga? I probably just took it. It was the same nigga. The nigger that jit washed my car. Came back.

Came back. By 10 minute came back out. I'm like, that both of a dirty, man. Hey, man. I seen the J. I seen the J. Custer laid it out. She had gave him about $3. Then he went over.

You know how they'd be hustling. He went over there and asked somebody else. She was like, don't give him no money. I just gave him something. She's like, miss what you leave. Ha. Ha. Shit, it ain't got nothing to do with nothing.

Nothing. He's talking, would you leave? That motherfucker is different down here. I don't know, man. It's a different breed, man. There's a different breed in Atlanta, though. And then where I live at in North Carolina, it ain't in the crack here, it's the white people.

The white, the white dope things, they're the ones to run it in, nigger. White lady, I'm at the Cheats gas station, niggie. They got the good ass sounds. She was like, nigga, she was like, excuse me, I don't mean to bother you. I'm not a big, I'm not homeless or anything.

You can see I got my medicine thing in my hospital. I just got the hospital. If you could just give me anything, and I give her $5, I'm like, here you go, ma'am, God bless you. I go and get my food, you know what I mean? I'm hungry, so I'm sitting in the car, eat my food at the gas station. This bitch come back up to my window. Hey, man, I'm still a little bit short on that medicine.

You think you got anything else you can give me? I'm like, bitch, did you just ask me for money twice? That was wrong, wasn't it? I'm going to leave you alone. I'm like, man, this shit. When they said a regular conversation, then it turned like, me can catch you out of nowhere that shit turned into big. Come on alligator shirt. I'm ten you.

Me, well, you look like a baby shark. You know who he looked like, lo? That shirt looked like one of the niggas that was working with my man Joe Exotic, biggie. One of the Tiger King employees. But Joe, you know what I'm talking about when that shit is just some kind of way to turn in the bag. Like you and in expecting like, niggas like, man, I had them same jade back in the day, man. I was in the arm and came back home, man. You know, I got shot two, three times, man.

It's crazy, man. Me and my wife, we just stopped. up the street, that my car right there. Listen, you ain't got $5. You're like, digger, what, no? That's a long-ass story. Hey, yeah, those niggins be into it, too.

They just starred out of nowhere, but those were charred-ass-ass man. It'd be a long, you'd be a long-haired story, man. Man, come on, man, look, fuck with me. I don't usually do this. Them young nigga down there, the jump do me. And took my keys, they got my car and shit down there, my pistol under the seat. Them young boy got my car, man.

I just did get me something. I'm trying to make a phone call. Who are you trying to call? I'm trying to call my other wife. Where are you trying to go? Well, hold it time. I was your first wife in the car? No, because that's my wife's car.

I'm trying to call her to come pick me up. You feel me? So, you know. How you don't pick you up without a car? Listen, man. Them young boys jumped on me. Listen. Hey, what about the people that had their family with them, though?

They had a baby out there, the ball with her. Oh, nigger. I'd be like, oh my. I just have to give him some money. I'd be, I'd be not, man. I don't know if they told them to look sad or what. Them and the motherfuckers have got the dog with him. I mean, like, man, that dog has been none of the deserve that, bro.

Like, well, what the dog do? That is the weakest shit in them. I hate that, but what if they, they didn't know the dog was homeless too. Listen, then, you'd be trying to, he'd be like, he'd be like, don't feed him, that. Man, don't feed him that. That's what I mean? He's what you eat anything. I think when you die, you'll come back as a homeless man's dog.

Don't feed my dog. They didn't train y'all to think of it that way. You don't know what the fuck that dog did to be homeless. You know them people did something to be homeless. What if that dog came from a good-ass family? He just got the guy that's running with the wrong dog. They got lost. Yeah.

This thing got in the street. He's a fucking poodle. He running with Rottweiler, pit bull, and shit. He'd have ran all the way from Alpharetta. He down him. and Campton Roads and shit. He'll never make it back. He'll never make it back.

The stories of homeless dogs, nigger, making a cartoon to just have one of the homeless. You ain't never seen no happy homeless dog, though. Nigger, that dog been fucked up, man. Those nigg was always just out of the hill, like, man, we did die, yeah, man. You always see them, you always see them stories pop up,

man. White dog found him in fucking Texas that was lost in Michigan four months ago. Like, that dog ran away, man. And let you know 20-20 different, nigger. You seen that what video that white woman when she threw that dog? Man, she threw that dog.

He's sitting-a-bid, bro. No, 20-20 in white people throwing dogs at niggas. She threw the dog at the nigger, man. I had to be cool in the caption because, you know, for me, boy, that shit was hilarious. She threw that nigg dog over. And the dog was like, ah, ah, ah! You know the dog was fucked up. It ran to the black man.

It was like, bro, please, boy, it got to be better over here. It got to be better. You ain't seen that shit loose? Yes. You know how fucking forgiving niggas are. The nigger kept the dog. He kept the dog. The nigger kept the dog.

But I thought it was his dog. No, it wasn't his dog. We don't know who dog was. Oh, so it was just her dog. She's like, no. You know, that's your dog. That motherfucker hit the ground. That motherfucker hit the ground.

Art! Art! He didn't even even try to catch the dog. Uh-uh. You don't know that dog got rabies or anything. I would have been like, hold up this, what the fuck. What the fuck? Man.

That threw a whole dog at your ass. I don't know what the fuck how the dog that was. Man, that's just go to shit. It's some strange motherfuckers out here. It's some strange motherfuckers out here. Some strange motherfuckers out. That got dogs and throwing them on people. Something going on in the atmosphere of the world of the universe that's just got strange as, crazy as white people just popping up.

But I never thought I would see the day that a white woman would throw a fucking puppy at a nigger. You know how much you got a hate. niggas to throw a puck you know how much they love dogs first of all right that's what I'm saying 2020 you know how much hate was in her heart to throw a dog that she loved at a niggins she stole a dog out of love it was a crime of passion but when she threw it at that nigger that was hate that was pure hate how you gonna go to court and you didn't throw a a white woman and threw a dog at a nigger and that's not charged as a hate crime listen because you thought the dog

was gonna bite me the dog but the crazy Now the dog got an Instagram page. I said he didn't came up. What? Nicky the dog got an Instagram page. See? You asked earlier, this is exactly how dogs become homeless. He ran, he was too, he went to fame too fast.

It's a rap. It's too much pressure. He's just a puppy. Now he's been shouting to start on. Right. And that's too much for a dog that just got through on the nigger. Right, yeah. He got all these followers.

Then he's saying, he's not even house train yet. He took a picture of the dog while he was asleep. Right. And then he took the after picture like, The more important question is, who does this dog originally belong to? Who knows? There's an owner somewhere that's watching all of this happen.

They can't get in touch with these people. That has the puppy. I think it was a white lady dog too. I know for a fact that puppy. I thought she stole the dog. That dog was stolen from a black person. The dog has raised over $5,000 on GoFundman. Your pants don't reach your ankles.

It's time to go, niggins. No, I'm telling you. That dog, I can look at that dog and tell it was stolen from a bull. black person because the nails wasn't clipped, the hair wasn't cut, you could tell it had been eating a food that wasn't. It was eating dog food, but not public food. And it ran to the nigger when she threw it. Like the last time you seen a dog run to it. Right. So, yeah, like Charles Ramsey say, dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. Excuse that YCB. That's it right there, that's what we're going to end of that. White lady throwing a dog at a nigger. Just to let you know

what we're out here dealing with. They're going to clip right there. Just to let you know. Just to let you this is the type of evil that is out here. Ouch you, that bitch crazy. Whim. Ooh. Oh, I ain't mean to make it. Cut it on. I'm cutting my shit off.

I ain't mean to make the sound effect. That bit crazy, bro. Letting you four, Popey go, man. Letting you four know what they can catch you at game, by. Man. Damn. God damn. Who did promoted you to promote that shirt, nigga?

That's what it is. He took a side deal with the nigga that make that shirt. And he said, no, I can get it on the 85 South Show, man. No problem. I can get that. that shirt on 85 soft show man ain't no problem bro i'm telling you bro i got a good rapport with them folks just send me the shirts i make sure i know right he didn't cut a promo deal dog man we don't get him straight bro it's still ain't off a bill on the side on us man we're gonna get him

straight man but yeah it's money bad mafia man follow me on instagram at money bad underscore mafia i'm here with the funniest niggas on earth the realest niggas the coolest niggas i want to say And y'all host the hip-out war, too? Yeah, sir. Man, come on, man. And I know these nigger personally. Moneybad underscore mafia. One of the funniest niggas doing it, period, man.

Y'all need a writer. Y'all need anybody that creating content, man. This is the guy to hit up, man. The nigga is going fucking bananas. And if you don't believe it, just go to the way he said, Moneybag underscore mafia, and you'll get all the proof you need. Well, there you have it. Before we leave, I want to give a special shout out

and dedication to Cardi B's Nipples. Yes, Lord. What was wrong with him, though? Nothing, nothing. No, something's wrong with him. What happened again? Nothing, hey. She had a little piss.

She laid up. Titty was out. It didn't look like that. It looked like she got a hell. But look, look, this is not what we're gonna do. We're not going to titty change. All tities is welcome. I will talk about it later.

I would talk about it. It needs some spit on it. That's the only thing that was wrong. Hey, man, this 85 South show, y'all just bitch! It needs to teach you all. I need you spit on things. Blue shoes as Dietrich on it. You need to put one of these Bluetooth on that business.

You see the picture though? I ain't see it. Yeah, it doesn't look right. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, I ain't see that picture. Oh, my God. That's my fucking look at them. Hey, man.

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