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Y'all are excited, man.
We're just still talking a little shit.
I'm going to get y'all the dope-ass intro to the minute.
But you know how we do this shit.
Yeah, no, you know, we've been here a few times.
Yeah, y'all can really host this motherfucker if you want.
I'll get some things.
Yeah, we opened up the space a little bit.
Niggins thought we was claustrophobic or something on.
We're like, bitch, we got acreage.
Open this shit up.
It's time to switch the art out, though,
because we got way too much art to just keep rocking the same art,
I'm about to start bringing out these one-of-a-kind Picasso-type pieces and shit.
You got to.
We got a nigga named Vasquite that makes shit.
It ain't Bosquay out, but it's supposed to know.
Basquite.
The Marvin bitch of James.
Man, we got a picture.
We got pictures of Marmigan throughout the course of his life, bro.
Is that what?
Yeah.
It used to be the one that looked right at you.
That one right there?
There is.
There is.
He's looking at you, bro.
It didn't matter.
The way you said, he was looking at you.
Yeah.
And now he's looking at you still.
That's the look to disappoint me, though.
When he looked at you like that, he's just calling you a jive-ass niggins.
That's after he got the knowledge and was woke.
That's what's going on.
That's Young Martin.
He was on Bush.
Who's this?
That's Young Doe.
You don't know young dog?
No.
At first, I thought, you thought, you thought,
You thought it's J.C.
I thought it was a young Jockey.
I said, no way.
You didn't think that.
That's flippant.
Shout out the Jock.
No, shout out the dog.
The glasses.
I couldn't tell you.
So you're telling me the picture
looking like
ain't it, made it, right it,
and how many of it's
with the glubble, go.
You know, Jack.
Y'all have.
Put that weed.
Yeah, bro, you didn't got my guess at.
Yeah, damn that nigga on that picture they'll say, don't play.
We're big.
We're big.
Hey, you big him, motherfucker.
Why you hate him so much?
That ain't, I'm saying.
That's it from the end of the end of that.
Let's get paid, young man, get paid.
You know what they do so?
You got a dog for legend, bro.
Of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got a lot of our pun.
We got trouble up there.
We was here for his episode.
Yeah, we got trouble up there.
Rest and peace.
Yeah, rest of peace, school, man.
That was the first episode that we did.
First of my, these guys, I've never seen these guys.
Yeah, that's because them the niggins we have to use to replace the other niggins.
Now we feel bad because we don't know if it was the shit that was fucked up all of them
niggins.
Bro, we have, we just make the shit look good, bro.
Welcome, welcome.
This is a black company, bro.
Now we got to apologize to them niggins.
My bad.
Oh, about that.
We ain't mean to fire y'all and get some more niggins, but.
We did it turn.
investigation.
Come to find out.
Come to find out.
You're all right.
Come to find out.
It was broke.
We saw it.
We thought y'all was glad.
Now we know just some shit new don't mean it can't be broke already.
We saw it.
Play the fuck up.
Come to find out.
It's crazy.
Play this fuck up.
It happens.
So what?
Shit happens.
That's the cost of doing business, man.
That's the cost of doing business.
This is my brother.
You know that.
Hey, man, you should have made that a show.
Just you shopping in China, bargain hunting, bro.
What's a bargain hunt?
A bargain hunt in China.
Yes.
That's a fact.
You should do that shit, bro.
Because they was negotiating different.
The motherfuckers want you to buy the shit right now.
Nah, nah, nah.
Niggins got who would translate.
I had translated it though.
You been out there?
No, I ain't been out that way.
Hey, just assume we ain't been no fucking well, like that, we're in Africa with us.
I ain't going on their fucking Congo shit where y'all went and found the monkeys.
That way I wanted the show doing, just hitting different countries.
Travel shit.
You've been 16 countries?
Yeah, so I want to go to different countries like, do the shit that deal.
The locals, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
These niggis went and fuck with the gorillas, though, bro.
You'll do that type of shit?
They went to the gorillas.
Yeah, I want to do all that, bro.
See?
Yeah, real, real shit.
See? He get it.
He gets it.
Take him.
That's right on your side, gay.
Sasquire, niggins in your bitch ass.
You seen that, man.
You seen him?
What's the story?
No story.
You got 18 kids.
Don't fuck around.
Who there?
Catscores.
Then I see, they didn't want to fuck with them gorillas now.
All his stories are a little more believable, so I don't know to be bullshit.
What did you do with the guerrillas?
No, we went to see a civil back gorilla.
They just took us up the mountain.
It's like a track.
Like, you walk two hours.
and it's like, man first will than this shit
like, they're like, there goes to the gorilla.
He's like, you gotta like,
it's like some fucking nature channel type of shit.
In real life.
Yeah.
Yeah, you look, you know they kept saying that
100 men
versus 1 of that?
Yeah, we had to see if it was true.
What?
We had to see if it was real, like could 100 men
where else are y'all come over?
Yeah, 20, 20 men.
All you need is 20 good men.
The problem is, this is the problem.
It's hard to kill them.
kill him. You could definitely hold it down just to do them, but there's neck, how do you kill
it? How do you kill a, like with your bare hands? I don't know how you do that.
Can't do it. You can't do it. You just got to beat them to death. Well, what?
Well, what? A hundred niggas can do that. Just punching them?
No, eight-time stumping that motherfucker, man. Like Mexicans with them short kicks.
Yeah, but they're going to hit you with 3,000 of them this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eighthound stomp.
You kill a monkey with a bad hand.
20 niggas.
Not a monkey, gorilla.
A gorilla.
A gorilla.
A six, seven hundred pound.
Yeah, man.
Everybody stumping on this nigger face at once?
Well, somebody can kill.
At least, a bunch people get, a bunch of people getting killed.
You're gonna kill, crush a couple of things?
Some guy get sacrificed for the greater good.
Yeah, not 20.
You gotta go at least 50.
At least 12 of them dying, though.
More than 12.
20?
More than 12.
22?
Yeah, they said he got the, like, he can crush.
somebody's skull with his hand like just the grip yeah the grip yeah I think they grip
like he might get to do that move one time yeah yeah I think the strongest was like
four thousand damn but he might get to do that one time exactly that's what I'm saying
exactly smack you that's why if you got you got to rush them together smack yeah it's over
yeah that's what yeah you fucked up and then you got another hand but you still got 98 niggas
left he got two that's two moves what you're gonna kill him with you got to get them
down and can you crush
his skull with your kicks?
You got like, you got like
after this, like you said, you're sitting there
and 30 of these niggas who successfully
whoop this nigga. The rest of this
is just extra pressure. You got 70
niggins who's still healthy.
He's going to get tired after a while.
Yeah, he's going to get tired.
And then you got, you need
some type of prop. Even if it's just
a bag to like put over his head,
you like to stuff like that.
That's a well-town shit.
Y'all are going to get a gorilla
bucked in this shit.
I don't even know why this hypothetical violence
has lasted this long.
It came from a tweet.
It's a random person.
Just a hypothetical question.
You know how they had those accounts that just get on there and just ask questions all
fucking day?
And then they get like 48 million.
That shit was wild.
They fucking had an AI simulation of this shit.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Y'all made this shit, but I say 20s, they're having about one pit bull.
One.
One.
The niggas on top of cars and shit, for you?
Can you mad the fucking gorilla coming up the street?
No leash?
No.
No.
Yeah.
I don't want the guerrillas to think that niggas is out here flatten on.
That shit was hypothetical as fuck, prayer.
Because we don't really know their level of intelligence.
They're very smart.
Because if a dog can know what the fuck are you saying.
A gorilla definitely know what the fuck you see.
Gorillas, dolphins, those are like some of the smartest animals.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
They didn't grab their food and smell it, then eat it.
Oh yeah, you fucking just real fucking.
It's cool and shit.
Man raccoons, watch their shit off.
That's crazy.
You see that?
Yeah, they watched that shit.
Watch the food?
They didn't wash their shit off.
Really?
Hell yeah.
That's some down-south shit.
But these motherfuckers got hands like they got little gloves on.
Rockcoons, I didn't know that shit like that.
Yeah, the raccoon go crazy.
No, that's...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's Mississippi.
Wait, man.
What are you coming up with this shit?
No, you know the guy?
Who's the guy on Instagram?
It's like, we about to cook a raccoon's stool.
He always cooked this crazy shit.
You never seen him before?
I think I do.
In Louisiana?
Is he in Louisiana?
Yeah.
He got this grill.
He grew.
From the swamp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about.
I know you've been new people.
The mowedon dragon clown.
Rabbit.
Today we're on the menu, we got rabbits.
It's a, this is a nigga.
That nigga been making whole alligators and shit.
Niggas frying three, four hundred chicken wings at a time.
Yeah, that's the dude, like the big ass grew.
Yo, but I didn't know people was eating
raccoons and rabbits.
But people eat people around this motherfucker.
What?
Yeah.
That's a Mississippi?
Nah, motherfuckers eat animals, bro.
Everywhere.
No, that's squirrels.
You've seen somebody eat a rat?
Yeah, most different.
No, no.
You had it?
I never knew that.
I never in my life.
Turtles, squirrel, frogs.
Pig brains.
No nothing get by.
What do they do that?
Pick brains?
Pick brains?
Oh, that's lunch meat.
They put pick brains on eggs.
Yeah.
They make sandwiches out of that shit.
They make sandwiches out of pick brains.
Absolutely.
Y'all was surprised.
I ain't never seen a nigga.
I've heard so.
Picking rings with eggs is retained.
What part of all are you from?
I'm from Atlanta, but I was raising four pills for them.
Okay.
Don't make it.
Don't believe that shit is nice.
It's not.
So, it's a country down that, too.
They wouldn't eat wild shit down that way.
They ma'all still got a corn dog seven in it.
Corn dog seven.
What?
You eat hot dogs?
Glizzies?
No.
You eat glissies?
He do.
Right?
Exactly.
Me.
Why was that the question?
You said that...
You said that...
You said that...
I don't feel like...
There's no acceptable way to answer that.
Nah.
Like a naked hot dog?
I eat that shit.
You eat glitzers?
Why was that the conversation?
No, niggins.
It got to be a tach, like a bufugging,
to a buffet or some shit.
So you do eglitzness?
Do you eat glitzisness?
Why would I just eat a fucking glisit?
You know that at that point in life where that's the stand-alone me?
You got to eat it in the comfort of your own home?
I just had one of that old charlie's.
Did you eat one from the gas station?
Fuck, no.
Is it a cookout?
Is it a celebrating?
You're like facing the toilet in that in case the niggas
a little crack in there.
See, as soon as you said, hot dog,
Glissie, my man went back to poverty.
When I was remembering,
going in the kitchen and seeing that little pink-ass water.
Yeah, sir.
Nothing else to go with these motherfuck.
Yeah.
Straight dogs.
You didn't have a hamburger.
You had a drink.
Diced up.
We got local food bread.
That's how broke.
It ain't got to be in the buffet or something.
You never seen a local booty bread.
Amongst other food.
Who the fuck brought the glizzies?
Come on, man.
Who brought the glissie?
We never got the asses.
We got to get the asses.
But you got to have a cookie out.
You got to have some glitz.
You gotta have some glist.
As a grown-up, as a grown man?
Yeah!
The kids...
Not about to wait for all this good shit to come off.
They want to glissing right quick.
For kids.
I was talking about if you're having a vibe barbecue, a nighttime barbecue.
It's not a barbecue without the glizzies, man.
You're gonna have glissies for grown-ups?
Yeah.
That's on the menu?
Women love glissies.
They love them.
People love them, but they didn't make the shit weird.
You break?
You break.
I'm hot.
I eat from side.
Hey, yo, hey, yo, y'all.
Hey, yo.
Oh, shit.
That is just got a pause there.
I eat it from the side.
That's crazy.
You know, that's crazy.
You know, right?
Yeah, you're going to sit there and tear it off piece by piece.
Fuck y'all.
I ain't doing that.
I want to still shot at that pitch.
No, man.
I got to be with some other shit.
But since I had that one of the...
Long as this, amongst other food, you're good.
But if you just eat them...
You just bowed back in a glissing with nothing.
You're about to be up the third floor.
They never take your ass on.
Get back.
It glissies.
No one is nothing.
Just straight, naked.
Hot dog.
What kind of freak-ass nigger is you, bro?
No mustard or nothing.
That's wild.
No condominance.
No condiments.
You know, a glissie with no condens.
You might be a serial killer doing shit like that.
Man, you're on the run.
Yeah, that's a fact.
On some Will Smith shit.
That's the end of days.
The nuclear weapons that went off, niggins.
We used a hot dog like that, so hard and then he eats it so the bread will stay
rat, round it.
Oh, what are you like a pig in the racket guy?
Yeah.
You know.
You know, you got the glitzy moldy to this piss.
I see a knick a fry hot dog like that,
put the bread around it real hard and fry that muffled.
Now, you get around it.
Now, on some ghetto shit, though,
you gotta split the glitzers down the middle,
then fry that bitch hard.
Come on, huh?
That's when you're eating on a budget, though.
Oh.
Yo.
No kind of.
I eat baloney sandwiches once a year.
Once a year?
Just to keep my immune system strong.
Just to keep your amused for sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Once a year, nigga, I frat me up a baloney sandwich,
dude, with the egg on that bitch.
Damn. With the toasted bread.
You had white castles out here?
No. No.
No.
Won't buy no Walmart drawers, bro. I'm not letting this shit go.
I was in Walmart.
I was just out of Jumper.
I'm glad you didn't, because why would you ever buy me some drugs, man?
That's not.
We got to open that investment against you.
This nigga don't believe.
This thing don't believe.
I believe.
There's wicked work.
I just don't believe that I ain't buying no fucking Walmart drawers.
I put in too much work and got to a point of my life.
But I'm not wearing no fucking Walmart draws.
If you eat a baloney sandwich.
I eat a baloney sandwich.
I eat a baloney sandwich as a tribute to my ancestors.
From Mississippi.
Yeah, man.
All the people who came before me, Nick.
I buy one pack of bologna.
And I dedicate them 12 sandwiches to everybody that came before me.
I fry one.
Yeah, just to make a mess.
I fry one.
I do them black.
I fry one.
I do one with egg.
I do one with the buddy and other bread just like for the end of the bread.
Just like.
Bologna and eggs?
Yeah.
Like scrambled eggs?
Because bologna was breakfast.
You're going to set the side up.
Yeah.
You ain't never had a fried bologna and egg sandwich.
You're going to set up, plain.
No, I'm scrambling.
You never had a fried bologna eggs time?
You don't lie.
You don't eat bologna.
You don't eat bologna?
My grandma would have whooped your ass instead.
You don't eat bologna.
Well, you'll eat bologna before bologna eat your ass.
What is bologna?
Do we ever find everything?
Bologna is all this shit did nobody want.
Nigger, that's the toenails and the knuckles and the wrist.
And the wrist.
The niggins put the,
niggins put the pig, whiff!
God damn!
The ankle meat.
Cartage, all the shit that's right here behind me here.
They put all that shit together and they grind it up.
Then they put some salt and some pepper,
little vinegar on that bitch, and then they just,
they lay that shit out, bro.
Then that shit come out like this.
It's like the chitlins.
No, it ain't nothing like the chicken.
Chilin'in' around that mold.
Chilins are very specific.
to give the land little bit of the beat off the red band.
They ain't never been so hungry after you eat your sandwich.
You're chewing on that bitch.
No, I know what?
You chew on the bag.
Man.
Yeah, because when y'all got to bust down a pack of a baloney, you and four cousins,
everybody get one sandwich.
You're so hungry after you eat the one sandwich,
you're just chewing on trying to get the little meat off the red straight.
What the fuck?
Sonny side.
So you still eat some money?
So you still eat some money?
And baloney?
Not only you pork.
Okay.
Not no more.
Today.
He was raised on pork.
Not yesterday.
A long time.
Tid milk, pork.
Titty milk.
A nigga had a piece of bacon before he could walk.
That's why he big like that.
His granddaddy was proud of.
Niggas to eat fat back with his granddaddy, man.
He ate all kind of pork, man.
Pork, man.
Pork rind.
Damn.
You know fatback, wow.
You never had a piece of fat back?
No, I...
That's some southern shit, man.
Take y'all to Mississippi.
You think going to Africa is eventually.
You ain't go to the...
Jackson.
Jackson is the nice part.
I'm taking you over there to the country.
They eat like cow-tong out that way.
We don't.
I'm lying, dude.
That's Jamaica too, though.
Jamaica eat calton.
No, we don't fuck with that.
Y'all don't you go to you?
Fuck, no.
What do you think?
What are you thinking?
We just uncivilized
Brutes, my name
We eat a bunch of shit
In Mississippi
It ain't that
Niggins to have
It's not about the shit
That we eat so much
It's like whatever
Because they used to cooking
For fucking 9, 10 people
So it's whatever they eat
It's just too fucking much
I'm talking about a big-ass play
You ever heard
The Styroon crack
Where they're like
That's yeah
The big heavy-ass place
Who the fucking eat
four poke chops and shit.
But that's what they sing you home with.
Two, three pounds of spaghetti.
Shit then leaked all out the side of it.
With the flimsy plate.
That's the worst.
Go to get you a plate.
Not knowing this nigga
want you to take six or eight wings.
Why in the fuck is you fried a 50 pack of wings
on a Wednesday?
It's you, you, you, you, you know,
ain't, no, ain't bullshit.
I know exactly.
And stop, nigga Mike Frye, a whole 24 pack of wings,
make on a Wednesday, for three people.
That's eight wings a piece.
Sounds like good host to me.
But we don't have to, we can just be doing shit down in the country like that, man.
Just cause.
Because we know, if somebody gonna stop by that,
we need a Lowe's Day down right now.
Loz day?
That needs to happen.
Oh yeah, you gotta do that.
Yeah, no that.
I always thought about that, but man, wouldn't you hate for your day to be the day that all the niggas go to jail on your name day?
Why would they go to jail?
Because they're going to be out wild.
They're going to come out and support, right?
It's still, Mississippi, you think they're just going to let some niggins have a bunch of fun and don't nobody go to jail?
Because of you, yeah.
They're not.
They're not.
Same way little Duval, they have no violence.
Ain't no police.
He didn't say, yeah, no violence.
But niggies went to jail.
Peacefully.
Yeah.
With the jail for disturbing the peace.
Disordinary conduct.
Because wherever it's gonna be a bunch of black people
it's gonna beat some police.
They're gonna find some shit to lock a nigga up, bro.
I might be overthinking this shit.
I might just go on and do it anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Y'all are all this.
Y'all are gonna'all gum this shit?
Do this shit live.
Low's day.
Low's day, man.
We die now.
We got sign of proclamation.
It ain't gonna be lit now.
Don't think it's gonna be lit.
We don't got a whole lot.
We got like 13 bad bitches
and niggas particular about them.
We are not sharing them.
We're not coming up off of them.
They got to represent the whole state.
Now that's the fact that when you go to those small towns,
there's always one.
And that's dangerous water to try to fuck with that one.
She's been with that niggins since third grade.
The quarterback.
He was the quarterback back then.
They never break.
He never left this month.
Yeah
That would be hard though
You might have to go talk to some people
We gotta get to who we got to talk to the mayor councilman
We might have to pay for it
Mississippi still Corro
We got to pay for Oxford
We're probably gonna have to pay for
All the shit you done? Yeah
They don't give a fuck about that
They don't even know how serious this shit is
They think I'm just bullshitting
They have no idea
You're still doing that shit you're doing.
Man, you still doing, you still doing all that got them cussing.
Niggins, this big cussing, that's all I did, ain't?
That niggins be up there cussing, man, talking that shit.
He's been doing this shit, then he was a little boy.
You know, when he's going to stop.
That's the fact.
That should be funny, though, because they act like we're just out here just turning down opportunity.
You ain't got with Kevin Harden him yet.
What the fuck taking this out so long?
I'm telling you, all you, hey.
They do that to us all the time.
When you get with Ricky smiling,
like it's not that easy, you're out of here.
Once you are Ricky smiling, get together.
I'm telling you, man.
Ricky starts smiling.
I had to stop taking career back to my niggins.
Mississippi is a different thing.
How often do you go back?
I'm going back this weekend.
Just cause.
We'm doing the back to school drive.
Oh, back to school time?
this is the perfect day for you to have the key to the city don't set it up for next year
yeah so fact you got to talk you know the mayor you know the mayor that's the day we had
like you can't petition for you somebody else got a petition for you though you can't go to the mail
like hey give me a day like they have they i'm sure they've named something after you all
no not a street i'm gonna talk to chat ryan we got to get the 80s they need the cow after
No, they don't want, no, they don't put that shit up there, we're even writing on
no buildings in Mississippi.
How many people have come from Oxford?
What you mean?
Him and Brett Farb?
He didn't from Oxford.
Oh.
Who's from Oxford?
It's you.
Me?
A couple more motherfuckers, D.K. Metcalfe?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Or we might have to get him situated first.
Yeah.
Now, he's a dog, too.
He's a dog, too.
What?
He retired?
Oh, he's still playing?
San Diego.
You play football?
See, my city is different, bro.
It's like the...
Travis Hunter?
One of them old, old cities with the other kind of history, bro.
Confederate type of shit.
Yeah, that shit like from Tennessee Williams played, Nick.
Oh, so they...
The government, bro...
Alright, let me put it in perspective, bro.
William Faulkner is from Oxford.
William Faulkner?
Yeah, the author.
This is one of the most famous authors
in American history.
Racist?
Probably as fuck.
I don't know though, because he got a whole bunch of
he was fucking black women too.
So he got a black family
and they don't never talk about.
So going to the government, that's not going to work.
What government?
Like the mayor, city council.
Man, you got to know some people who know some people
this shit ain't like it's not it's different it's different I got it I got you
it's like it's like both day in Atlanta no that shit
hey man who the fuck is you I can have two days lean yeah I got to do that home
yeah I got to do that shit I'm gonna do that shit I'll pull up the thing
One thing they can't, never deny.
I'm an oxy niggins to the motherfuckin' arden.
Ever out of the real oxy shit,
I was outside when niggas couldn't come outside.
I'm talking about when wild bills had the potato
off for 17 cents, 27, bro.
One chicken wing, 27, bro.
A chicken wing for 27 cents?
Hell yeah.
Stopping that bitch.
Spend goddamn $2.
Yeah.
Spend $2 a goddamn two wing.
God damn two wing and a biscuit and a drink.
How big was a wing?
A full size wing.
Not a buffalo wing, a real chicken wing.
For 27.
Why 27 cents since, though?
Who the fuck make up prices?
Like, that's a random ass number.
You know, my motherfuckers stop by McDonald's and get breakfast.
Nicky in Mississippi, every gas station that's open,
and you can get breakfast at that bitch.
You get a fucking sauce biscuit.
Dish big for $4 for $5.59.
Three years ago, this nigga lie.
Who?
No, my fishing story.
You lie like, you're gonna, you're kidding me.
27 cents is crazy.
Nigel, the wings was 27 cents.
27 cents is crazy.
I feel like Charlie Murphy.
I'm telling you.
Ching wings.
From the pack, big ones.
27 cents.
That's what shit like, all right, give me three.
Get a calculator.
You got to figure out, huh?
Okay, how I'm gonna do this?
You gotta fucking do trigonometry.
The crazy part is, no matter when you went,
your price was never.
the same. Every time you went, they was going to charge you different for them shit.
So it wasn't 27 cents. One day it was. On the window?
It says 27 cents. Yes. But did they weigh it and be like, oh, it's actually...
By the time we get to the register, it ain't 27 cents no more.
If I said work wing, right? Come on, man.
It's still work wings. What did you got? I got four wings.
Two potato lobes. Two gills. Some gills.
three rows
and the sauce of business
can they sell shit all day
$5,000, hold it.
Yeah, and they have somebody
to look. The reason why people in Mississippi
fuck with the food, though, at the
gas station, is because we'd be knowing the black
women who cook that shit. It'd be like your
home boy, cousin
mama. Oh, so
they actually cooking plates in the
gas station? Absolutely.
Every restaurant
in Mississippi
there, like some of the best restaurants.
are in gas station.
No, they just part of us.
Like you need some gas and some ribs.
They're right there, the ribs is on the counter.
The word restaurant is being used loosely here though.
Like, it's a real restaurant,
he got a separate,
he got a separate stand and all this shit.
Or you could sit down and all that.
Yeah.
We got it in on New York.
We used to go to, it had sushi.
It had a sushi restaurant attached.
Now, that's dangerous.
That's why I was actually.
You'll fuck around and be in ICU eating sushi.
You just stop talking to it, big, because you want some sushi.
Yo, that's like a virtual fireplace on you?
I'm not to sit and I put on it.
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MoneyBank Mafia is here today smoking battery operated hookah.
That's all that is.
That's hooker.
And he'll act a motherfucking fool if he don't have his hook.
My grandma, by this shit.
I need to come out with an app called Fire My Vait.
I was with this nigga one time and his vape died.
That nigga waited about 10 minutes.
He said, man, fuck everything here.
I'm like, man, we gotta stop by the stomach.
Get this nigga another pacifier.
Passer fire.
It's crazy.
I ain't never seen the nigga get so frustrated
because the dope then ran out.
We talked to all that shit
and now I gotta give y'all the formal introduction, man.
I really don't.
Because after like three times, you just,
you're just like in the family, you're rotation, so.
You can tell them if you're just,
If you want to.
Yo, welcome to earn your leisure.
Yeah, take over.
No, man, we got to earn your leisure.
I'm Troy.
What's y'all, Ernie Leisure.
We're here at a whole.
It's our fourth time.
It's our home.
Yeah, man.
Absolutely.
How's everything been?
Everything been great, man.
Moving, getting ready for a vest fest.
You know, it's that time of year, coming to Atlanta.
Every time I see y'all, y'all show me a different level,
Never, bro. We came on the show last week.
Niggas had footage, man, with the baby gorillas and shit.
Big flexing, my nigga.
It'd be subtle, but it's flexing.
It ain't always financial, nigga.
But when you get out there kicking it with the gorillas and shit
and you just got relaxed, like,
Ah, that's Maurice, he coached.
Boy, that shit, it hit different.
That's so bad.
Take his selfies with the baby gorillas and shit.
Yeah, man.
You gotta, it's probably by all means, man.
all means man one thing about you you catch it off you don't miss anything yeah so yeah i mean
africa is something that is you know people see us there a lot not just from a visitation standpoint
but we want to make sure that people can see that it's something they can invest in too so yeah we got
to do some things like go with the guerrillas i was just telling uh sure he need to do the fucking uh
that shit in china where he's going bargain hunting me i am that's a fact that's a show that's a show
That's a fact
I want to produce that bitch
You know the Chinese speaking of food
When I don't know what I learned in China
You saw it
The Chinese food that we have in America
Is completely different from Chinese food
And just like this like Taco Bill
Ain't Mexican food
They didn't know what the fuck I was saying
I was
Don't say that man
That's racist
That's a racist stereotype, bro
They're gonna be eating that shit
Bobbox on Habachi
Whatcha?
You gotta go to Cambodia
You're gonna get some dog, my nigga.
Don't put that on everybody, bro.
They got four eating this shit back
doing one time and shit like that.
Right, that's because shit was fucked up,
wasn't nothing else to do.
They don't do that shit no more.
Nah, but you want to know some real shit, though?
They do eat, they do.
Yeah, they got the shit called the dog festival
where everybody bring it to a house,
they'd be all kind of dogs,
niggia, but who are we to, who I meet a judge?
That's a fact.
Don't nobody do that shit like them,
they make that sweet chillies squaws.
Lay the motherfucking paws out.
They didn't let them all the same.
You never had a time.
Who left the ball?
Why don't the Chinese person walk up and pet your dog?
That's racist, man.
Y'all can't be talking like that.
That's a stereotype, bro.
Don't perpetuate stereotypes, Nick.
Why can't do that?
All that is he.
That's fucked up, man.
If we turn on one of their podcasts,
they're talking about us, you're going to be mad this bitch.
Yeah.
You can drooling like still us.
Hey, man, get you mad, man.
Man, man, man, that niggins.
Yo!
Yo!
You're all this shit.
You're gonna see that guy.
You're a bad person, much.
White woman would be the first motherfucker one to go pet that dog.
Don't give a damn.
Oh, how are you?
You never have a tiny group, you know.
They did.
They did.
Oh, I, Walter Patrick.
No.
No.
I don't get involved with nothing.
They don't need to do dogs sitting.
No.
I'm not to investigate that.
Don't get involved with nothing this nigga got going on, man.
Don't do it.
He dead-ass wrong.
You are offending the 0.003% Asian population that actually
watch this show on the regular, man.
Man. They just turned this whole shit off. Yeah, man. He wouldn't say that shit to the Asians in New York.
No. Nah, hell of no. They'll whoop that nigh ass. Yeah.
Yeah. You got to beat up on him already? You got beat up on him already? You got beat up in a meat freezer. You stay like baloney, right?
Jail?
In Georgia?
Yeah, making trouble being in fact.
They wasn't having that shit.
They wasn't amused.
I ain't taking them nigger serious, though.
I was still talking shit afterwards.
I was like, this shit.
Did they fight you regular or was this some kung fu shit?
I wouldn't in them n'n't get some kung fu shit, man.
They didn't have no room.
They didn't have no room.
No, I'm saying like they could hit them like a quick,
A quick chop.
quick or was it a real like just.
Bring me some shit.
They don't have rules to do kung food,
niggins and shit.
You can't do.
What they did?
They just like, bomb, put you down.
Like, nigga and they just went out.
Just for no reason you walk.
Don't want some pizza, y'all don't eat pizza no more.
I gave them.
No, don't give him my shit.
Don't give him my shit.
I can't get my salad.
Does it blow in?
No.
See that, that's that pork.
That's the pork.
That's the pork.
He got some cheese pieces.
Oh, he got everything.
He got the pork's lovers.
He got the pork lovers.
He got the pork.
No.
He got a kind of loose.
Like the pepperoni, the sauces.
Nick, don't be trying to judge me.
I don't give a fuck you want to eat pork?
The bigger got the pizza hug.
There you go.
You want some of this shit?
Yeah, that's like the after-school shit
that they gave like the dare program.
Like, you know, you took the deer, you had deer programs.
I thought we were just kicking in doing the podcast
having some pizza and shit.
Now I didn't know you niggis didn't eat pizza.
Nah, no, I didn't have that.
All of these niggis is some real Christmas.
Whatever fuck.
Please.
Where's my caviar?
He was nervous about bringing that pizza hug.
Yo.
I don't know why, me.
After you police.
After you completed the DARE program, they had a pizza party for you.
Yeah, I go out of fuck with it now.
I used to read books for free.
Yeah, you read the book, you read the book and you get a free pizza.
Every book you read, the class I read the most.
Nah, nigga, we used to, every book you read.
No, everything is, every book you got a pizza.
They'll give you a little coupon.
That's all they can do to tell us all that.
That's real.
The DARE program made you want to get home?
Why?
I ain't know about the word drugs.
It opened, it opened.
Who told us that, the other thing?
It was like, you're dancing,
they said, don't you drugs.
It was an increase of people using drugs.
He's a promise of them.
You know the song, too?
You know the song?
I don't know work on.
What about scared straight?
You just scared straight?
I don't know.
I was scared for real, I don't know.
All they could do.
Just keep us off drugs with the dance, not to do it?
I ain't have to go play like I was here.
My uncle will be ve ass.
No, you know what scared straight is?
Yeah, when you didn't go to jail and let them get that on the street.
No, I'm scared, but sometimes you don't got a choice.
They make you...
Yeah, you're not going to share that with the crew?
You got three boxes of pizza on your lap.
I've never seen that before.
I offered you niggas pizza.
Did y'all say anything?
You did offer anybody pizza?
If niggas wanted some pieces, they would have been humble enough to be like,
Hey, low, let me get the pizza.
You ordered three...
Why did you order three boxes of pizza, though?
Why not?
Just cuss?
Yeah, niggas's a pizza party.
Who is you, when did you become the governor of pizza money?
That's why, when I was a kid, this was my goal to be able to order as much pizza as I fucking wanted.
These are largest, niggins 5.5.
That's a large?
Personal pan piece.
Remember the personal pan pizza?
Remember the personal pan pizza?
The personal pan pizza?
Papa John changed the game.
Papa John's at one point in time had the best pizza.
They had a...
They fell off.
They fell off.
They fell off.
Yeah, it fell off.
When they first hit the scene, it was like...
Pee's the hood changing the game.
They're slowly sneaking the drugs back in the pizza, bro.
Now, Domino's put the drugs in the piece.
And they killed the 555.
It's 5.55.
After you ate it, you fell asleep every time.
This is working.
To this day.
To this day.
Okay?
They're dark!
Yeah, Papa John's been good.
Said Papa John stay nigga.
Man, you hit me?
Yeah.
Right before that, it was hitting.
That garlic salt, now they didn't switch, though.
They got different kind of, you might have spicy garlic salt, nigga, the barbecue garlic.
What else?
They go crazy now.
The thing is active in the popcorn.
I ain't good.
Barbecue garlic.
I ain't know he got down like that.
Tell you, that that food before you start drinking.
You go to poverty, you know, man.
I'm gonna tell you had the game before, though, too.
A little seasons.
I never really.
Little Seasons was not.
I ain't fucking season.
Talk to him, bro.
Domino's is bullshit for a long time.
It was the only shit.
That was like the iPhone of the place.
Domino's one because they'll bring that shit to you every time.
Pizza hood had too many delivery restrictions
because they were bullshit.
They didn't really want to be in the delivery game.
Quality was good.
Pizza Hut was quality.
And they had the personal pen.
It was more.
Was gangster because they knew where you lived before the internet popped off.
That's right.
That's why they had to pop a job box.
I was just gonna say that.
It was the first pizza rea with the buffet.
Domino's was so gangster.
They said, nigger, whatever you got a coupon from,
we'll accept that bitch.
Remember Sizzlers?
Did they have Sizzlers?
Yeah, we had Sizzles.
We had C.
We had Cici, Pisa, Sizzlers.
I spent Christmas at Golden Corral before.
And Thanksgiving.
Golden Corral.
But you don't eat pizza.
Oh, I don't.
Different times.
I'm getting y'all from New York.
You wouldn't like this shit anyway.
This ain't real pizza, bro.
No, no.
Go to Corral, you could actually get some real.
Pizza costs a dollar 50 of a slice.
That's a regular slice?
I mean, yeah, it's still going to be here?
Yeah.
God damn, daycare.
No.
No, gold and corral you could actually get good food.
That daycare, dude.
For old people.
The beans full of ale.
Ain't nothing inside the beans.
What the fun?
Going to yellow.
It got down the manned potato made out of mercury.
It's just a booish.
That shit can't fake it for, if you ain't really drowning that shit in song film,
keep my eye.
I haven't ate Golden Corral 20 years, but when I moved, I used to live in the South.
I used to live in Florida.
That's when I really got turned on the Golden Corral.
I've never seen it before.
Don't do it.
Fuck, no.
Don't do it.
I don't do it.
I fucked with Golden Corral, bro.
I go to a china buffet if you need to, if you need to.
Go to Guerrero after church, your great auntie turned in 78.
No, Sizzlers used to be the graduation spot.
Like if you graduated, it was like everybody go to, that was like a Sizzlers was like that.
Then Red Lobster was, Red Lobster was a little higher up the pool chain.
You were falling back in the day now you go to Red Lobster.
Yeah, you really didn't do that too much.
I didn't do that too little.
You had a dad in the house, y'all was eating in.
Mother's Day.
Yeah.
Everybody loves to keep for a mother's thing.
That's a fact.
Extra business.
And your dad got the barbecue.
The Father's Day got the barbecue with the glizzies at it.
The glissies.
Y'all got to stop with this busy shit.
Y'all are the reason why we can't say shit piece now.
You said shit piece?
Shit in peace.
Oh, shit and piece.
Oh, that's the fact.
That's a fat.
That's a fat.
You gotta watch everything.
You can't eat nothing in peace.
If they're eating a banana, breaking it.
You gotta break it.
You gotta break the banana.
But that was before.
Banana should have been broken 20 years ago.
That was before pause and all.
Like, right?
You could never, that was never acceptable for a grown man just to peel back to like.
Think about all the crazy shit you gotta do.
You gotta peel back the layers.
That's pause within it, so.
Yeah.
You gotta eat that bitch with the girl on this shit.
With the hurl on it, the hurl.
The hurl.
The hurl.
What's the guerrilla shit?
Yeah.
You won't be like that thing again.
That didn't kill somebody.
Yeah.
First thought.
This one.
You know, that's the gorilla shit.
No, you never did that.
You never.
That's the real killer.
You never, you never.
He'll put no mustard on them bitches or nothing.
Nobody has ever done that.
Nobody has ever done that.
Nobody has ever done that.
You ever seen somebody do that before?
Yeah, no.
Nobody's ever done that.
Do what?
Eat a banana with the pill on.
The no pill back is crazy.
That's crazy.
Yo.
That's too much.
Some shit you just got to do in the comfort of your own,
I ain't got time to break up no banana
because some niggas like that.
Now you have to.
Fuck you watching what I put in my mind.
Hey, yo!
Hey, yo!
Hey, yo!
Yo!
No!
You, Tom, no.
You're talking about you.
You're talking about.
Yo, Tom.
What's me?
What about?
Yo.
No, you're doing on purpose now, bro.
That was great.
That's what I don't like about to do.
You're trying.
When in time for you,
you didn't play for himself,
I don't know about what you need you out.
You know, but you don't put a titty on your mouth?
Why we need to say they had to go to some game?
What's all that?
What's all that?
I don't think like that.
Nah, nah.
So if you call a girl to blame, man, go put that buffalo in my mouth.
You're gonna say pause?
Put that motherfucker in my mouth.
I've never in my life called the girl like,
you'll come and put that muffling at my mouth.
Put the pussy in my head.
You know.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yo!
I'm gonna do the rest of you.
Yeah.
That's a Facebook 4 or that's a ready to Facebook 4?
That's a reasonable.
like touch stones.
I turn a bit for my face.
Face it off.
In person.
Awesome.
Or some Kevin Gateshicks.
Damn bad.
Just get going.
True text is dangerous.
I just get going to you.
Don't talk until you find some clarity, man.
What's you doing?
Ruth Tech is crazy.
Two o'clock.
Is it please after that?
To a.
Please.
I don't need one indulge in this car.
Put the pussy in my face.
All my face.
Put it in my face.
In my face or all my face?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like right away, like first, first day, like I'm on today.
Yeah, he's the first day.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
That's the pickup line.
That then we be so self-conscious you or something.
So self-conscious, you would say this shit.
You would say something to a woman to be like, pause.
She'd be like, what the road with you?
Well, this man got all these tattoos on his face.
You think he can get a fuck about anything.
Is that Nike?
That's Nike.
All for the check.
I'm getting to remove those.
That's why it's a call.
Okay.
So what was the idea behind it?
Just wow.
Same shit with D.C.
You got the same thing.
Just fuck it.
Fuck it.
That's what I told that name.
Put it in my face.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Clippers.
That's what I have.
I'm not.
What you're in there?
I don't like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah.
Nah.
No.
What?
You.
I'm just a second.
Clippers, clip that up.
Clift that up.
So that's what you're saying.
Oh, put it on my face.
Where you want it?
You want it?
Don't bite my fucking lip.
That's crazy.
Between my eyes.
Between my eyes.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah.
What's it quitting that?
Hey, bad.
I ain't know you just going through it like that.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
You're on the end of Market Mondays.
That's a fact.
This episode is Bro.
Market Mondays.
Y'all needs to sponsor a segment.
That's a fact.
That's the fact.
What's up?
What's down?
What's up?
What's down?
Put it in my face Mondays.
Hosted by money bagged money.
What is the shit they invest in right now?
Some people just got them a little money, bro.
They're ready to start their investment career at this point.
What we're doing?
What should they invest in?
I mean,
Technology is always the best investment and shows the best growth.
So AI is at the forefront of every conversation.
We did a whole episode where we showed you what AI would do a year ago.
Now, every company that's pretty much in AI is at a run.
I invested in pull apart.
Who?
The junkyard where people go and replace parts for their car?
You invested in that?
Yeah.
Companies like that, like that, nobody thinks about waste management, shit like that.
Those are great companies.
Think about it.
People are always have fucking.
Yeah, they always don't have garbage.
Plumbing issues, electrical work, shit like that.
What should you not invest in?
That's a good question.
Rent them spoons.
Who?
Run them spoon?
It's a bad business.
You invested.
I've been investing in all kinds of shit.
I know.
That little briefing, that shit gets me every time.
And I look at, I look at the five year plan.
And when he started making no money to March 2013.
That's eight years, they were hungry.
Yeah.
I'll be looking at shit like that.
The story can get capital made.
I will come out with life alert for YN.
Break that down.
Life alert button for YN.
Yeah.
You get hit up, you got help.
You get a hell out.
He's just stick on DJ, is that you?
Fuck, niggins got me.
The opposite is only.
Come on, man.
Life alert for young niggins.
Why they don't let young, if I was young,
they don't let, you gotta be a surname to get a life alert?
Mm-mm.
I don't think so.
Think about it.
We meet, a lot of us stay by ourselves.
Like, you got the house, everything can happen.
It's real.
Sure.
Why is it just for old for me?
That's like the, I phone and I can't get up shit.
phone and I can't get up shit yeah that's gonna fuck them though you probably think of all the
parents who was pro-acting and put life insurance on their son they they was out there in the
streets real bad and these niggas lived they survived my grandma was scared the fuck out
me too she like yeah i need you to sign that that insurance then i need you to go down
and get some soda the fuck i gotta go down there where you let no light in that base
exactly you go down there that's you fuck me for real like that you
I'm doing that much shit.
You got to take life you?
I wonder how many of grandmas
than got niggas in.
Damn.
How old was you when they did?
Because the grandma dropped the location
on you real quick.
My name is Sarah May Beaslin.
I've been living over here 1601
for the last 37 years.
My grandson be over here all the time
and we ain't running from nobody.
Yeah, shut the living room up.
Still.
Still.
I do a good idea.
Life insurance.
That's important.
She was thinking about you.
She cared about it.
She thought I was going to get a body before she did.
Are you seeing the shit with UPS?
They're trying to do the buy out of their UPS.
They said they're giving these people $1,800 a month.
Oh, the workers.
Yeah.
They're giving them what now?
Like they're trying to get them a severance package.
They want everybody to quit.
Wow.
A.I.
That's a fact.
You got certain websites.
They don't even have real models no more model in the clothes.
No.
Taking clothes, put it on the same nigga.
He got the same pose, just different outfit.
I'm like, you would think it's fake, but I'm like, damn, that makes sense.
Why a nigga a bottle in it?
And I could just do it like this.
That's a shit crazy, bro.
Everything, everything about to get up.
A.I. is thinking everything.
Uh-huh.
And that's sad.
And it don't, I mean...
I've been that way with these niggas.
Didn't that way.
You don't know we're real.
This ain't no difference.
Same shit.
We've been trained for this shit.
Come on, man, we're trying to this shit.
No, why we see it.
That shit should increase, like, productivity, though.
Yeah?
You're going to increase revenue.
Right now, I don't gotta pay somebody to do it.
I keep that money that was going to be.
But then, it's going to be a lot of people that's fucked up.
Yeah.
Poor shit.
Poorer.
I'm scared to AI going to figure out how stupid we really are.
We keep asking me these dumb.
I'm asking all day, every day.
At some point, they're going to figure out
that they're smarter than us.
They already know.
They're smarter than us now.
They know how stupid it is.
I don't think they're smarter than that
because all they're doing is just
searching the internet the same way a nigga would do.
They're using Google
and all this old bullshit.
They're not creating shit out of nowhere, right?
That's the next level.
That's the next level.
Robotics, more
creative intelligence
to actually have a conversation.
like you're right right now it's more used as like a chat box where it's like
they'll answer questions the next level is like critical thinking reasoning
reasoning yeah and robotic and physical robotics where they can actually
make a decision you ask it a question and thanks about it gives you an answer that's crazy
that's the next level and then every day every time you use it is learning right it only
gets smarter every time you use it so learn but only according to you though so if you
a dumbass person it's you're an agent you're a dumb person by robot but you're a dumb man
So if I use you a, it's going to be with different shit, right?
So it's already combed the internet, so it has that intelligence.
Right.
What you prompted, it will learn, like, how you ask for questions, how detailed your questions are, what exactly you want to know how to do you.
But it's never given the same answer twice.
Like, if I was answering some shit, asking this some shit on my phone, and then I asked your shit the same shit, it's not going to get the same answer.
You using it? You using it right now?
Yeah, I used the shit.
What you use it for?
All kind of shit.
Sometimes I just get high and just think of bullshit to ask this motherfucker man.
Can a nigger make it in America?
Good question.
According to statistics, yes.
If you want to be...
Ray shouldn't hinder you from doing anything.
Exactly.
Didn't know you felt this way.
Would you like me to elaborate?
Absolutely.
Anytime it gave me that prompt.
Yeah.
Would you like this to give you...
You use it?
And it's not giving you the shit.
They think it's just facts that they find...
Well, fact...
Some of it should be wrong.
Quote, information.
Some of it be wrong.
It's just information.
But it also gives you ideas.
Like, for instance, let's say you want a YouTube title.
Like, I say I use it.
Give me a good title and then it'll give me some ideas.
You'll be using that shit for captions of your pictures,
you see that?
Give me a good title.
Nah, I killed him with the field.
What should I say?
My foot stays on these niggas next.
D-O-A.
That's a fact.
Putting that shit on.
Why you don't use it?
I just ain't hill again.
I'm a girl.
I just ain't hit again.
Yeah, it definitely has a pre-in- I just talked to a nigga about it, because we were talking about creating a cartoon together.
You're like, nigga, I use the AI for everything.
Turn the shit back on?
Yeah.
But you're going to make shit more efficient for you.
That's what he said, like right now, you're prompted it and you're asking the questions.
At a certain point, when it's agented, when it's a robot doing it, then it'll start creating shit for you.
It'll tell you your calendar when you wake up.
It'll tell you your appointments for the day.
It'll answer the emails for you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's just a different level of efficiency.
That got caught cheating.
Oh, they made up some shit.
It's already happening.
No, but what was that story?
They made, AI made up a scenario of a dude cheating on his wife, wrote out the whole script.
He submitted his text messages and he was trying to have the AI respond.
But you never cleared this shit.
So they had all his messages.
He was, like, how you could take your messages, it'll read the shit and it'll give you its opinion based on it.
Like, me and you in a group chat?
No, no.
So, I don't remember.
remember now. It created a whole
thing about, it created a whole email
of shit that he was cheating on his wife and he was going
to tell his wife and they blackmail him.
They tried to blackmail him. Like, yo, if you don't
do X, Y, and Z, then I'm going to tell your wife that you've been
cheating the whole shit. It's crazy. That wasn't real, though.
That was an episode of Blackmail.
No, no, that's real shit. It wasn't real. They were testing
it to see how we would respond. That's what I'm saying
now, the reasoning. So it had
all this shit that he had, this fake,
all the shit that he said in the email that he was
going to do, it transcribed it, and it's
No, but it was real.
All right.
It was a test.
They gave the shit to test, but the AI responded real.
Like, yo, I didda-da-da-da.
I procreated this email.
I'm a blackmail.
They was playing a game on the AI,
but the fact that it would do some shit like that is crazy.
Fucking, who thinks like that?
Yeah, the shit trying to blackmail me.
How are you going to use money?
You're fucking not even real.
What am I going to give you?
That's digital currency.
Then.
Playstation, a memory card.
That's most.
That's most.
We're gonna start asking you for shit that you didn't even know they wanted.
Give me a toaster bitch with false flags.
What?
I didn't.
I want the one with the false flags.
What you gonna do with him?
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The future is right now, bro.
I mean, kids are using it now, especially when they're trying
to talk to, like, a girl,
young girls are trying to talk, they use, like,
how do I approach somebody?
Who did that?
What should be in my text messages?
No.
Yeah.
I mean, you figure, like, we got
pandemic kids that are just now turning to teenagers, right?
So they lost some of that communication gap.
So they're using it to say, like, what should I say to this girl?
Like, they're putting text on how should I respond?
I mean, that's why that's not a father.
A father.
It's not, really not.
You never know.
Sometimes you got to have, you always got to have support.
You're probably for white women.
Give me a good Caucasian answer.
Give me a good pickup lot.
Oh, white, specifically, specifically.
Respond back in Spanish, because this is my Spanish hole I want to bust up.
And they send you, I got to go to Google and all this shit, they've been trying later.
He's on it, he's on to something.
He's on to something.
Now you're going to something.
They give you some culturally relevant shit that you didn't even know.
How you know that?
Well, travel.
You have an AI bug in your head.
Come in with stans.
On inside, bitch.
That's the next.
Real shit, Spanish women do be fine.
Their arms just be hairy as fuck.
Damn.
Not even thinking about that.
They always be there is fuck.
She had to snap it in every day.
She had to snap it in every day.
Yeah.
Why did you use it in China?
Huh?
Did you use AI in China?
You know what?
They showed me some AI in China that I...
So...
You hear what?
He asked me if I was using AI in China.
Oh.
They asked them, they had AI in China where...
Okay, so she went to...
to the store. It was like a regular convenience store, gas station type shit, right?
It was just getting like bottles of water or something. And they just had a thing.
So she put in the water on the joint. She put it in the joint. She just looked real quick.
And I'm like, yo, you ain't paid for it. She's like, nah, I just pay for it. I'm like, no, I just
pay for it. I'm like, what you mean? She's like, no, I just read my eye on my face
skin. So I'm like, so then they were, she was telling me like, yeah, you can either pay
with your palm or your face and that they link the banking information to your face.
I just used that.
We got with that shit in America, too.
Yeah, we got the store where you can just go in and just walk out.
Amazon Go.
Yeah.
But this shit was the face that they actually just read your face.
So your face is linked to your either credit card or bank account.
Did she have a chip in her hand?
I don't think she had a chip in her hand.
That's coming too.
No, it's definitely here.
That's probably here already here.
It's already here.
That's what at the Amazon shit, they say you can either use your hand, your face or your credit card.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm in that bitch.
I'm like, yeah, Nick.
Get all this shit.
And then I got it covered up.
I'm like, let me see how good this shit is.
I see if you see these cookies, Nick.
I mean, the nigga, we walk around.
Walk around the other nigga hand on.
No, but right before the plane took off, that shit.
It came through on my phone.
I said, hell yeah, they hit everything.
But that's the new world.
You're not going to have no wallet.
No need for a wallet.
No need for a credit card.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Just come.
Look at it.
I look at me and you're going to do business.
We look at each other.
But I got some shit.
Chip, you got a chip.
You got a chip.
Okay.
Send me the Bitcoin.
Now we go about your day.
No, it's right here.
You don't see yourself checkout lines your whole life.
Yeah, you either gonna use it
or you're just gonna be the old nigger holding up the line.
It ain't, they're not gonna make you use it.
It's gonna be one person after school.
Hold on, y'all, y'all ain't got the tap no more.
Hold on, hold on.
I put my phone on there, hold up.
It's ain't hold a clue, hold on.
Yeah, hey, OG, come on, bro.
Hey, move, my nigga.
Get the shit in your hand.
They're not putting that shit in my hand.
No.
This nigga head, bro.
Move.
Everything you see in movies is just a preview of what's going to happen in real life.
Tom Cruise, Ben told you this shit was going to happen.
That's a fact.
Minority report.
That's a fact.
That's why people, imagine if we'd never seen this shit in movies before AI,
we would be bugging out.
But we...
This is the Matrix.
It's like aliens.
When aliens finally do come, we're going to be prepared for it
because we've seen it for 50 years already.
They've been prepping us.
They've been here.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
I got a home, but I know that, Nick.
What?
Shape shifter.
You're laughing, but that shit real.
That's a fact.
The niggins is a shapeshifter?
No way.
There's no way we're the only beings in the whole entire galaxy.
We don't think we're going to be ready.
We ain't even the only beings on this planet.
Exactly.
You think we're going to be ready?
Like, if you see an alien in your backyard right now.
It depends on what they.
alien if it's an alien how we what if it's like a little motherfucker that's just like a little
he eating him from the middle though what is this show me your best he ain't gonna be scared of you
because he's like who the fuck you're gonna tell right they ain't gonna do nothing but lock your
dumb ass up go in there go tell them what I look like so you can get
lots of what it's like a little Pokemon like go shit we think aliens is gonna be like
Ten feet.
Treyko.
Drake.
Man.
You know, I was out here and shaking hand.
I'm doing free.
They've been telling us for years the type of aliens that's going to be here.
They got human aliens with no buttholes, me.
What?
No pee-ho, nobody.
No pee-hole, no butthole.
Nobody.
One ball in the middle.
No, no shout.
Just head.
There's two smooth spots.
This ain't no shit.
Hand, no peop.
One ball, no hair hole.
Smooth right there, ain't nothing.
Got the G.I. Joe nuts.
That's a fact.
We're going to have about InvestPass.
They'll be there.
They'll be there.
Speaking, keynote.
I'm coming.
You know, you are coming.
Did you know that?
No, you're booked.
Yeah, I'm coming.
No, you're booked.
I'm going to be there.
No, but you're booked.
I'm on the books.
That's breaking news.
Tell me, man.
I'm going to be.
I'm teaching the course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm teaching the course.
I'm about to teach you how you can save the family's soul food business in five simple steps.
First step, get the backwards.
No, that ain't the first step.
The first step is you gotta figure out exactly who you owe and how much.
Well, who owes you?
Exactly.
First thing we're going to do,
we're going through all the finances.
Then we're going to figure out who we owe us.
We're going to call the people who owe us first.
Because then we need to set up some kind of payment arrangement
because they've been owing us for a minute.
Too long.
So now we're just trying to get the books closed
and we're ready to take a settlement
because they didn't forget about us.
So at this point, we're just trying to get as much money as we can
before we call the people that we owe.
That's not a bad philosophy.
Yeah.
Then we're gonna call the people that we owe and let them know that we about the pay them, but we're not about to pay them right now.
Sometimes that by you the time that you need to get the money all the way up.
Exactly.
We ain't forget about it.
And they appreciate that and to the point where they'd be like, you know what?
We're gonna let the bygones be bygones.
You can bars a low one if you want to, then we're gonna take that, then we're gonna flip it.
Loaning money on an outstanding loan is crazy.
Yeah.
How you think I was going to tell you all the steps?
I need you to come to invest fast.
So I can give you a second?
I want to give it to you.
This is not a course that I'm seven.
Don't give it to a loss.
I want you to know.
But in order for me to get to the second half for this.
That's a fact.
Yeah.
I'll be promoting my new book.
I ain't got no goddamn money.
Black man's financial aid survival kit.
It's a book, but it's a survival kit.
I left a few pages blank where you can write in some shit
that's been working for you.
It's really a workbook.
The workbook.
Yeah, it's a workbook that's going to help you survive
the financial ups and that.
You can go back to this.
can go back to this.
Because by the time you finish reading it
and figuring out this workbook,
guess what you're gonna have?
A workbook!
I made it simple for us, each one to each one.
But that's neither here nor that.
But I do need everybody to come to InvestFest.
That's all right.
I'm tired of seeing people
not come to the motherfucking invest fast.
And there'd be some bad-ass women.
Y'all can't look, but I can't.
You can look.
There be some bad-ass women out there, man.
You can look.
I ain't doing nothing.
You got a few little billionaires this year.
We got a few little billionaires, bro.
We got a few princesses coming.
I ain't want to let it out early.
You feel me? I don't want nobody to feel left out,
a few little princess.
Yeah, people who make decisions
for whole countries and shit.
I got my boy who, uh,
he's the CEO of the Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
He coming.
Like four white dudes named Larry, their own construction company is coming.
They're from Georgia.
Did nobody know that?
They got big paper though, but they're real.
Mm-hmm.
They did a lot of work for the state of Georgia.
They're my partners.
Yeah, yeah.
Couple homies named Gary.
You gotta have a homie named Gary.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
At least one.
You come in?
No, you're not.
No, you said that too fast.
Bro, I got like 13 African kings calling for tickets.
Not even knowing they're good.
Tickets.
To invest fast.
Hey, put me on which Rishad in Troy.
I have big out of you.
What's that?
That probably ain't even an African accent.
That is an African accent.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
That was good.
That was good.
Hey, he'll coach him the nigger wherever he goes.
Take you with y'all.
He blended in well, bro.
That was good.
He ain't going to blend in, but he's shouted at him.
Bro, that nigga had so much fun at Carnival.
Oh, yeah.
Carnival?
Trinidad?
That you had peacock feathers and all kinds of shit.
You put the basketball?
He was in the parade.
The niggins had glitter across his chest, first.
The frog ain't up a fruit.
The wild nigger right here, man.
Tell him how you had the glitter.
on your chest dancing with the horns and shit yeah that nigga had a whole peacock shit
that's how he living the door of feather covered out of that shit I'm telling
a ass on you're smashing a porta potty he nasty like that bro he don't give a fuck about
he was clean he don't give a fuck about no hepatitis money what he don't care about no
hepatitis be in that asses now you guys sit down hey no you're like you that's you that's
You can never sit down on a porta potty.
Never sit down.
No, you ain't never sit down on a porta party.
You, you didn't sit down on a porta party.
Nah, right, right, right, right.
Yeah, they're rocking like that.
The Lion King.
Dude who's slits.
Dude who just rocked you up.
Yo.
You, sitting down,
you're going to tip over.
Sitting down a porta potty is the most,
Dirty as shit
You deserve everything that happened to you
If you're fucking
I'm trying to put a potter in that water
You know how to water
Jump back in the house
The pot
That water jump up a kitchen
Yeah
Hold up man
What was that
What was that movie where the shit
Came him up
I'm taking myself out
I'm terrified of porter potty
dude
I've seen that movie
Where that serial killer dude
was hiding in that motherfuck
Nigger
Now I'm
That's hot in the port of
Yeah
That shit.
That was fucking stuff.
He was inside the porta.
Yeah.
Wrong turn or he'll have hours.
One of them.
He'll have hours.
He'll have a little crazy.
It probably was...
That shit was sick.
No, that's just...
No, no, no.
Port-a-potties...
Port-a-haughts are the worst.
That is the worst shit in the world.
Yeah, don't do that.
How can walk out of that?
You're just like, oh, all right.
I'm just...
Man, I just fuck something in a whole other country with a fucking...
I'm dressed like Kodokon in this motherfucker.
I'm a player.
What a job, Joe.
Hey, man.
And it was free.
And it was free.
Come on, man.
What, what?
That's my thing is wild.
And it was free as crazy.
What's the other option?
What do you mean?
Pay to play.
But that's, you know, you know, you can't be a player.
And it's pay to play.
I don't pay for shit.
I told you that he'll trick one minute.
Then he'll pimp the next, man.
I'll put a sock, man.
This is, hey, your nickname is tricked him.
Just to keep it, just transactional?
Yeah.
He tricked him one minute and peck him.
I told me what I do now.
Are you going to pay in America?
Yeah, he paid.
I don't give a damn.
It's three holes getting their rent pay.
Paying in America is great.
I barely get my own,
motherfuckerucking rent pay.
That's because you're paying three other rents
before you pay your life.
You said three.
I'm trying to figure out of the water.
He thinks paying rent and eating ass
making him a better man than the rest of us.
You're doing the most for this.
You don't eat ass.
You buy a pussy.
You buy a pussy.
I don't buy pussy.
You're not a start, though.
I'm about pussy one time in my life.
He was just on this problem.
I'm putting to be a habitual
pussy by in the minute.
I'm putting a stand on business.
Just because.
Just because.
I've been proud of this whole time
and I think I was so fliggily
I ain't got to pay for it.
That's crazy.
I'm tired of that.
Man, what you want for?
Pay for the present.
And then you can talk crazy
when you get done.
You're just going to get your fuck-ass
up out of here.
How much?
How much, y'all?
Come on, in the street.
Let's negotiate.
She don't remember that the next time
you want to buy some.
Pusze is going to up the price. It's $240 now.
What's going to read right now? What's the market
value? Boy, funky bitch.
That's you.
What's the market? What's the market value?
What's the market value for you right now?
What? In Atlanta.
Puzzle? Yeah, average, not
premium.
I don't know. I hope by.
The Lennon.
Atlanta niggas been very generous.
That's a fact. It's really up to them.
They ran the price of pussy up.
Pussy writing you in Atlanta about
$7 to $800 a month, bro.
Pussy caused more than a one big room.
studio apartment, me.
In Buckhead.
Pussy, about $7,000 and $8,000 a month.
$8,000?
$8,000? A month.
That's a month.
No, no, no.
That's not average.
That's premium.
You're crazy.
That's premium.
Bro.
Puzzling costs so much these days.
$8,000 a month?
$8,000 a month.
I was just on Lick crawler.
They own their life.
Oh, let a crawl.
I didn't.
How much money do you think they're making on list
crawlers?
$144.
A quick business.
A hundred and forty.
I'm learning all the turns now.
I didn't know what QP.
I thought you were talking about.
I thought they were spending a weed.
They got QP.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is...
Quick Pussy.
They got QPee.
They got...
That's like paying about an hour.
That's paying about an hour.
Yeah, but I'm saying, to actually house some pussy.
Long stay.
Oh, yeah.
What I'm saying,
why I'm back out there.
The back should actually how some pussy,
about 8,000.
$1,000 a month.
How's it?
You're doing it about that.
That's all in.
That's who...
I've been close, but I'll tell you why I'm back out of it.
When they ask for a deposit.
Up front.
That's security.
I get up by that.
So Atlanta is responsible for...
I get about it after that.
Talking up the ego system.
Atlanta and Detroit.
Detroit?
Detroit?
Detroit's interesting.
I've never heard Detroit.
It ain't anything fault, though, because Detroit got some of the most beautiful black women in the world.
That's right.
What are we talking about?
Who ran the prices up?
Hey, what's your cash out?
How much is it going to cost?
A average joke?
I ain't going to blame it on the city.
I'm going to blame it on suckers.
He's paying about $3,500 and $4,000 a month.
The average, nigga.
The average nigga.
All that's the price up.
Yeah.
That's more.
That's more.
That's more.
Okay, that sounds more about right.
8,000 is premium.
Because nins can't make $8,000.
8,000.
But that won't even guarantee you that you're getting premium.
You can be getting mid-grade for premium prices.
Atlanta is known for that.
That's true.
There's a lot of places known for that.
Yeah.
There ain't no specific spotting got down in America.
You're like, oh, they got the good shit over there.
You're going to fuck around and blow some money on the bullshit.
No, no, but some places there's a higher Atlanta, Miami, like you said, L.A., the expectations.
St. Louis got some reasonable prices.
No, no, you're going to go off serious.
No, for real, you can be in love in St. Louis for about $2,500 and $3,000 a month.
No, cheaper than that.
In love, anything, you're going to be faithful.
Cheaper than that.
I was with a prostitute of L.A. nigga, dame boy.
Brann, if you get you a woman in Mississippi and you give her extra $2,000 a month, she'll tell everybody she'd know that you're a good man.
That's a lot.
No, I love cheap in Mississippi.
Yo, you know, um...
About $2,000.
So we was in Kenya, we went to the safari.
like the actual place that they
filmed Lion King inspiration from
the tribe was telling us
okay 10 cows per wife
everybody has multiple wives
if you only have one wife you're not
qualified to speak amongst men
shut the fuck up
Come on man
That's true
What are that?
Kenya
Kenya
Kenya
Now that's real shit
You look me in my eye
No they don't respect you
I got to come with two bids
I'm going to be able to say man
You can't have a comment
They have to invite you into the conversation
You can't stick
Nicky with one bitch, come in.
Yeah.
Who better?
Who you got?
LeBrog or MJ?
May get your goat-ass, not going to do that.
That's why you only got one bitch.
Hey, hey, ain't no hoes.
Come here.
They change your name, that.
Ain't no hoes.
But then, so, all right, but then it's 10 cows.
That's the dowry, that's what they call it, the dowry, right?
Ten cows per wife.
Now, hit.
It's the wild shit.
They said that they stopped this,
but this used to happen a lot.
If you came to your hut,
everybody lives in a hut.
If you came to your hut...
No, it was like a hut.
No disrespect.
Yeah, the hut is in the village.
But if you came...
If you came to your front door,
and there was a...
Not a spear, but like a...
Like, Rod...
That means that somebody's fucking your wife.
No!
Come back later.
Come back later.
Come back.
That shit player.
All the way.
There's nothing you can do about it.
And if they have a kid, you have to raise the kid.
No, it's your kid.
It's your wife.
Yeah, yeah.
If somebody fuck's your wife and gets her pregnant,
and you know it.
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What a law in between that like if I just see your bitch.
It's also play a shit like made a best man win type of shit like if you if it you can't
like charge it you got respect it don't no violence you can't do though because you
got multiple wives you got six wives and somebody want to borrow one oh you can let a
nigga borrow bitch or it just it doesn't it goes we don't even know why you get excited
oh you're gonna let a nigga walk stop please why did your ass light up didn't
Play a shit. Go ahead and that door.
You know what a d'nigal.
So we got to get cows.
Take a cow.
Ted.
That's to get one way.
But these dudes got 150 cows.
160 cows.
So they, you know, they're going in the village.
It's like, you're raising them.
Where you get the cow from?
By a cow already ready.
Real quick.
Real quick, let's wrap this up.
Yeah, I'm sure you can.
But the flex is to already have them, though.
Like, that shit ain't hurt me.
Nick, I just bought three wines this week.
But then I got perspective from a woman
who was telling me that she would rather be
a second or third wife
because there's no responsibilities.
The first wife has all the responsibilities.
So she was like, in her coach, like every, like they already
accepted polygamy, so now they rationalize it.
They're like, yo, the second wife is better than the first wife
or the third is even better because like they don't got to do
like the family, the fake family bullshit and none of that shit
don't got to deal with the drama.
No, I'm dead serious.
That's a fact.
No, it makes sense.
The way she broke it there was...
We come with like, yo, I started from the bottom.
It made a lot of stuff.
We started this together.
She's like, I'm trying to skip all that.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to start from the bottom.
I want you when you ready.
And she was like, yo, I don't want to be with somebody every single day.
I want, like, yeah, you go.
Like, I need my time, too.
But you got to have separate homes.
You can't keep them all in one home.
That's a recipe for disaster.
I've studied this.
So you think I can go out there and be like a goat herder or something like.
Just till I get on my feet.
I got to be a dirt farmer or something.
It's not a guard or a hunter-gatherer.
If I go kill a gorilla and bring a gorilla back.
Nope.
I know that one's going to hold.
You got a hunter holes.
You kill a gorilla, you get a hunter holes.
But it's dead.
It's not worth anything.
Damn.
See?
We can make a coat out of it.
The cows are worse.
So you know the one, this is the part that don't about them talk about.
In these cultures where it's like that.
You know they got a little, little tribe of Alcat's holes
that nobody won't throw away as well.
The throw away your fuck up.
Right.
You don't even get an old cow.
Just three chickens, you got it?
I'm watching you in the club, I had one of these,
you wanted this motherfucker, I'm trying to fuck up.
I've been, that guy out to get for a fly away.
Her daddy made him simple request.
Somebody bring me a duck.
One duck.
I was just one duck.
You can have to admit.
Anybody that had a goose.
A goose.
A regular shit.
Nick, bring me two fish.
Take a cow, but I'll settle for two ducks.
Because that's the real shit, though,
because you really give it to her father, right?
Like, the cows, you give it to their family.
So you know if your daughter don't really meet the mark,
and they'd be like, all right, I ask,
you ask for 10, fuck it.
Give me a dog.
We'll just call it a day.
Like, here, take it like...
You can't have it in it.
You can't have a minute.
You can get...
You can get...
Bring me two goldfish.
We're calling it a day.
This is crazy.
Nick, bring me a squirrel.
They're still alive.
You can't have a nitty.
You can't have a nitty.
You can't have a nudge.
A old.
Niggick, bring me two goldfish.
They can be loose, man.
I'll tell you what.
You can bring me two of them beta fish from Walmart.
In the little glass cup.
That's all I'm asking.
You ready for happen.
Yo, no.
He's already world travel, I can tell.
You've been to Paris?
Paris to Valle.
Paris Savoy.
Passion week is good.
And then during that same time, you got the South of France
where everybody is there for like,
It's like a conference for ad week for a lot of businesses a lot of black people out there
So we're gonna go south of friends in that time. So that's like the end of June is a real good time between May to the end of the
I'm just gonna get the schedule, bro. Yeah, yeah, super welcoming. Yeah, super welcoming. Yeah, they cool. They just care about money. They ain't really tripping on there
They're cool, no problem. No problem. How was that though?
It wouldn't welcome. When you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go part of Israel?
It's good.
It's good.
And why'd you go again?
I'm an Israelite.
Oh, okay.
You know, I lost my mom around that time, so I feel like I went for like a,
what I thought would be like a little spiritual cleansing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just got called nigger in another language.
I said, I cry.
I go back, I don't cry.
It's good.
They were like, they didn't want nobody to see you talking to,
like, if I asked you about a question, like,
the interaction would be so quick, like,
Like they don't want nobody to see them talking to you.
Yeah.
Wow.
Like, yeah, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The only person stopped me on the street with another black dude.
Like, man, what the hell you're doing over there?
He's like, what the hell you're doing over here?
We're like, nigga, shit.
We thought we were...
That's the highlight of my trip, running into random nigger person.
Yeah.
Man, he's on over here, bro.
I was South Carolina.
I don't know what you're doing.
Nah.
The moment is like that, that real black,
Israel-like community that's over there that's from there that we're trying to.
Ethiopia.
I don't know what?
The Ethiopian, the Ethiopians go there.
I don't think these are Jews.
You know what he mean when he say Israel.
He wanted them to Israel's like,
I wanted to yell at white people on the street.
He wanted them Israelized they'd be yelling at white people and shit.
He wanted them Israelized they'd be yelling at white people and shit.
Open the Bible so I can tell this cracker what God said.
Read on.
Give me through the rod.
Give me Deuteroni, man.
Most eyes going to kill your ass, man.
You ain't never going to have shit in the kingdom of God.
It says right here in the first chapter of Peter.
You in that goddamn white baby, man.
You know who funny in me?
You're like, damn, big head and ass shit.
They used to be off the court.
He who has a sword.
Shall strike and be vengeance with the Lord.
Will strike and be vengeance with the Lord?
He ain't nothing about you, crack up.
They used to be all fucking.
They just made a white lady cry in front of stuff.
Wait, niggins.
Okay.
The one who got into it with Polite.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
They'd be asking him some crazy-ass questions,
they try to make that nigga look crazy,
but he'd be right though.
In the South?
He grew up in a van.
Crazy.
There's one nigga, though.
The nigga had an interesting life.
He said his dad was the DVD man.
What?
I don't know what the internet was about that way.
I mean, you grew up around some culture, man.
Everywhere you win, it was a little DVD player playing.
That's why you like to travel.
That's where it started from.
And then there was a real hustler.
He had all the movies.
I got that new, that new Prince of Persia.
I'm telling him.
You go to school, you know everything.
Exactly.
I feel like that's why I'm such a movie here, man.
I'm coaching.
I'm proud of.
You know, niggas used to have me watch all the motherfuckers make sure they work.
Watch this shit.
I watched all this stupid-ass shit.
Yeah, dad, somebody stood up.
Now, remember back that days, the Bool-Lake movies,
you used to have somebody, like, walk through at a certain point?
Oh, my daddy.
Going to get a tape out of the bag where y'all get done.
Like, when the game got better,
when it was me just like, like, like,
niggas weren't recording them, they were just, like,
recording them shit.
So the quality was,
there yeah yeah it got better that shit just ever so often that shit pop up and be like
property a new line center yeah or this is for consideration only this is for oscar
consideration only they had like the whole stamp shit that was how the knees can't
appreciate no bulletin shit now so but one thing the boolag movie game did though is exposed
to black community to some shit we would have never paid no real money to watch like what
like do you remember how the the DVD man used to pitch you movies that you ain't seen before
Hey, you see that new Jason Statham.
Jason Statham.
Terry Cruz and Whoop the Goldberg, nigga.
This shit good. They banked robbers in Africa, nigga.
Mike Epson, that bitch, Ice Cube.
You be like, what in the fuck did they make this shit?
I'm check. Give me $3 for it. I'm telling you.
This motherfucker, I'm fine.
And I'm gonna give you the Jet Lee collection for free.
What's the Jet Lee collection?
Nick, everything gently ever did,
12 hours were removed.
But if you think about...
I'm gonna get them both of them.
Give a $7.
Man, that nigga was hustling.
That's the first type of streaming, right?
Where it has movies, a variety of different shit
you can watch your crib, you don't gotta leave home.
Like, that's actually the first iteration of Netflix.
I wanna do a documentary about X DVD men.
When he was gonna tell you their own highlights?
They used to come to the barbershop.
Believe it or not, nigga.
My dad is still trying to do this shit.
DVDs?
I need to go up there, Michael, soon, give me 100 copies.
I'll say, Papa, I'm gonna make it in a minute, baby.
We're gonna have to worry about that.
Believe it or not, one movie I can't keep a enough of us.
What's the number one seller all the years I've been doing this shit?
That four piece, that one that had juice on it.
Poetic justice.
You know, when you had three strikes.
Oh my God.
They're around that bitch out of the three, oh, three strings.
Not into, in too deep was on that.
Yeah, it was Tyrese is making good.
The four pack.
Oh, man.
That was killing the guy.
Wastey. Wastey.
New Jersey Drive.
New Jersey Drive.
Blood in, blood out. What the hell?
Me, Cardinal.
Deep cover. Deep cover.
Got those locals forever.
You can go see your niggas now.
The vottos like spider.
I'm the devil.
What are you going to do with the deal?
When you can play that shit?
The boogie man.
What was more influential?
The DVD or the mixtape?
I don't know, that mixtape was heavy in the streets.
That mixtape was heavy in the streets.
DVD was for everybody.
Yeah.
Everybody.
I feel like everybody had a period in their life where DVDs was...
Or scrambling.
Yeah.
You had the scrambling in your crib and you had the DVD.
When that was gonna come up, nigg, it wasn't okay, but it was.
straight DVDs me yeah straight DVDs that's where you get every channel for
free and you get the premium like five stick a few dudes for federal cases or I had so
many fucking bootleg DVDs I was I had whole seasons of TV shows that shit
classic case no nigga I just had a stack but naked DVDs
whatever movie you want the motherfucking watch that bitch in there once the
Once the Fed start coming, that was good night.
Niggas was not happy about getting free cable.
We ain't never gave a fuck about that.
Once the cable was cut off, we act like we did it on purpose.
They ain't going to be sitting around watching all that TV, Nick.
I'm going to get back around there.
Noggin'em, I keep watching it.
I ain't never heard a DVD player, nigga.
It was just the PlayStation.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah.
What, niggas did it.
Some people did have them bluebring.
They said that shit
leave the niggas
with a DVD
with a PlayStation
as a DVD player
Like
But you ever think
about the women
You fuck
when you
was at your brokest
They really gave
a fuck about you
Nah
They were fucking
Bigger with more money
You just didn't know
Well at least
They gave enough
Of a fuck
To throw me a little
Pits
To get on your feet
Fuss
You got to worry about
You get on your feet
It's crazy
Women who used to come
Over there
But you could
Back something broke
Fucking us
Especially back there
That's a fact
That's a fact
That's a fact
A dick pitcher got you back there?
Nah, yo.
He always got to take you.
Yeah, that's got, man.
The bag, you and the dick bitch.
Bitch you can grab all the way from lines there.
Bro, you know that's not,
when the fucking razor phones first came out?
The razor phone.
And you said that?
Trio.
Remember the trio?
Missing, you said?
You sit your phone down?
Wait on the respond?
Right on the response.
Wait.
You got to just wait.
You got to get 9 to 10, your chance.
She's going to be like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Don't have to send something back.
Man, what is wrong with you, man?
Hey.
Hey, I'm trying to have a home to a trapping zone.
Hey.
Have you home to a trapping zone.
But yeah, now you go back to something, bro.
Even now you still can.
You still can.
But back then, it was definitely no problem.
Yeah, exactly.
Expulsion, the exposure.
Your ass ain't had no phone back then.
Your ass couldn't see shit for it.
That's a fact.
Based off all, I like them.
Yeah, your stage, you can see you.
If you could, like she deserved for something from place.
She ain't never fucking been in it.
She'd do, though.
He's on this time off there.
He's on this stuff.
I'm a wholeologist, man.
He's on this.
Can you do it broken today?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Yeah.
You definitely can.
That's the game.
That's what's separate my name.
It's easy.
I've done my best work.
Either way it's player.
Let me say that.
Either way is player.
Some women got a rescue complex.
They want to save a nigga.
That's a fact
But that's the woman that like you for real
The big ain't really trying to spend
No money on you
Really, your money
You know what I'm saying?
Go borrow
That's just what it is
She's trying to talk about your money
She only know how my money you got
She's spending her money
That depends that like you
Clearly
I see that on Instagram today
That's crazy
A girl said that
A girl's like yo
A girl don't like you
She's not spending money
Yeah
Listen you know I'm in time
If you have a man a woman
you have to beg hood and be like, hey, I got it, goddamn.
I feel like, I'm an old-use some pussy in a minute.
He seemed like it was a lot of time.
Nigger, it was what?
Oh, brother, a couple of times.
I'm like, hey, man, I got it.
You know, some of the best women I ever dealt with
was like hood rich.
Like, they grew up hood rich,
like their dad is sold drugs or something shit.
They'd be so financially irresponsible,
but they make money.
They're they pretty.
Yeah.
There's always the one pretty girl.
There'll always be some negative grade.
Some kind of way, though.
What happens to them?
By the time at 25, it's over.
By the time they're 21, it's over.
They start younger these day.
What?
The game didn't.
You know what you said?
You got, you got.
The game changed.
It didn't necessarily change into something
we've never seen.
That's the fact.
You just got a little more.
Nothing.
That's a fact.
I bet anyone on that YouTube
and hit a grown bit right now.
right now oh yeah but just all off what she see he ain't spent no money they
just like to see it they want to be around you could be the coolest niggins lay back
that's too that's the focus more money than everything with all this jury it ain't the money she's so
stupid she just see the she just see everything shining with the anticipation that one day it could
come but you missed the nigger right here though without money for real he ain't lie
with it, he's chilling.
Yeah, I don't get it.
He's talking about some real shit.
He needs an e-book.
I'd be hoping he'd go in the house, man.
I'm glad y'all alone, him, man.
And that man, that's gonna be like, I'm crazy.
This thing is on or something.
Don't fucking support his pimp, haves.
He'd be tricking in the next 10 minutes.
But you say he's just gonna stop then for it now.
But that's not even tricking.
That's transactional.
I ain't mind, right?
He's thought this looks psychologically.
He's trying to get y'all to respond to his antics.
Antics because you don't know him.
He's going to buy some pussy.
He's going to...
This is what I'm saying.
But that's not true.
But there's a difference between
he's doing a transactional
no emotion attachment.
I don't want to...
It don't matter, bro.
Stop it.
So, do you try...
I'm trying to talk you out of it
because you're taking the easy way out,
nigga.
You're going to go out here and deal
with these crazy ass holes
just like the rest of us, nigga.
Yes, the fuck you are.
You can't take the easy around
and just buy the pussy.
No, nigga.
That's too, that's, that's, that's cow with shit.
You're gonna get out here and lie to these bitches like the rest of us.
You're gonna take these hoes out to eat and pick them up and drop them off.
Didn't let a nigga like me slide over there and get the head.
I'm gonna win some, you're gonna lose some.
Some of these holes like me, some of these holes like you,
some of these holes like all of us, but it's up to us to go figure it out.
He's skipping the line.
He's trying to skip the line.
Take the easy way out.
I just give $150,000 for a little.
Who you think she's going to have to deal with in the way?
Your ass, because you're the last nigger,
after you're the fucking you ain't got shit as to do,
you're going to be like, shit, what you got to do?
Shit, what you got to smoke one, move, smoke one.
I don't know.
You fake boyfriends with the hole.
I want to do all this.
You never laid up with a hole and told her about another hole
you were telling the truth, but you had a problem.
And his dad and the DVD man, he got a whole stack of fake DVD movies.
He had laid up and watched.
It was a couple of three with the bitch and everything.
Talk to what you about another shit?
Huh, yeah.
You been telling him?
Imagine if you paid for this pussy.
Imagine how much you can vent to this bitch.
Man, let me tell you what this bit did.
I got 45 minutes now.
I paid for how about?
I'll tell you what this motherfucking bitch did.
This fucking bitch.
Therapy.
Not that I got that little nut out of the way.
I didn't talk to this for this other third of me.
That's why I really called me a ride.
The head good, but the listening is ain't one.
We pay him.
Paying by that.
Hold on, oh, I got back on that bitch.
I got to tell you on that.
Listen, I'm afraid you to add like you up.
Bitch.
What you did that shit the other day?
That shit you did.
I got to fuck that.
I need one more out.
I got to get to this other part.
What you got to say?
I'm sorry, daddy.
That's fucking right, bitch.
I know you are sorry.
You're paying the bitch to apologize.
So what you're saying?
So what you want?
I want to say, I'm sorry.
I want the I'm sorry experience.
No, you are probably guys and everything.
I tell you what, bitch.
Hey, let me go through your phone.
I give you $75.
The I'm sorry experience is crazy.
I want the I'm sorry experience with the happy end.
What's that?
That's when you tell me, there ain't no child support involved.
Can I just get the listening?
How much for just 30 minutes a straight list?
What's it called?
Task people, what's it?
Don't talk about.
Yeah, don't say nothing back.
What that?
Task people's for a half hour?
Lift crow.
Let's crawl.
Anybody ever heard of this?
He heard of it.
He knows his shit is weird.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Biggest.
The biggest trick I know.
Biggest, the trick I know.
The only thing I know
that ever wrote a check to the bitch
he'd have to roll the bitch a check
for the pussy with a pen.
Sir, that's how to it?
Who I make this out too?
Tierra, how you spell it?
Is that with the E or A?
Yeah, they got to tear
with a fellow to have a different thing.
They got the long checkbook like the boss man.
He's tan.
They got a silent treat.
A one page, you got to come with a one
page of contract. Didn't even think about it. Let them up quick. At least crawl and skip the line.
Oh, man.
You got his yield the subscription. That's how I ain't beat up.
Nasty work.
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Well, you know what you don't have to pay for pussy?
InvestFass.
Uh-uh.
There's going to be some holes there, my.
Hold on, what year is this?
Five.
This year five.
You think the holes don't be there?
The hose are going to be there.
Classified holes.
The certified process is going to be like,
Invest Fest, they're in the best interest coming up.
Certified prostitutes do not come to invest fast.
They are there.
I know them, personally.
I ain't saying they got shit to do with y'all,
but they'd be holes in there working.
Working.
Yeah.
But they're acting like they're working.
They got like, they got the pen and pat and glasses.
Isn't that wrong with that, though?
I'm saying, we're at the BT Award at the hotel at the bar.
I'm thinking we have a regular conversation.
See, now he's trying to expose the circles.
Yeah, come on, man.
What did you realize?
Man, you got to stop engaging in so much profit too.
Where's this going?
I can't tell you to quit
But I want you to cut back
I'm just warning you before I get started
When I stop showing up the working shit
I'm like G- Bunny
Y'all do know these are jokes right
These are jokes
I would never encourage my friend
to stop engaging in their prostitutes
At what point do you realize
Because if you're at Columbia
They're going to tell you
Like at what point in America
Do you realize
Oh, this is not just a regular conversation.
This is something different.
It depends on where you go in there
and how she responding to that shit.
Like, you can tell
who you're talking to, bro.
Like, you say the wrong thing.
Bitches me, like, what the fuck?
You say the right thing.
See how far you can push?
How far before you tell them
to put it on my face?
Wow.
Oh, down there.
That's why his tattoo is starting to disappear.
You see the tattoo's starting to disappear.
You see the tattoo?
What?
What?
You said you want to fuck?
What?
What?
Laugh.
out there anything.
Hey, my name, Otis, put it on my face.
Nothing still.
My name is Otis put it on my face.
But you know what?
Y'all got in the vans, because y'all are comedians.
So y'all can say some wild shit?
No, we can't.
And actually, it's all my life.
It's natural when I say something crazy.
I'm really just thinking out loud.
If the shit ain't funny.
But you could disguise it as, yeah, I'm just joking.
I don't know.
I'll be direct if I'm going to say something direct.
Put it on my motherfucking face.
Off the real.
Off the rip.
Off the rip.
You can say anything as long as you stay respectfully.
Look, I'm not here to waste your time.
I'm in town for a couple of days
and I was just wondering, like,
would you really like to put your pussy on my face?
I don't mean, no disrespect to you, Miss Leight.
I see you out with your girls having a good sign.
But if you could just find some time to put my numbing in your phone,
in between you and, you know, before I go home,
if you ever get the urge to put your pussy on my face,
the one you're talking to,
Pick me up sometime.
We don't gotta go out and eat.
I want you to eat before you get there.
So you put that pussy right on my face.
Stick on the title.
Put that pussy on my face.
Yeah.
So you're gonna be there.
That's your thing though.
What?
You do that.
You keep being who you are, man.
Oh, most definitely.
I like how you got damn come on here.
You just be honest with yourself.
with yourself you ain't never tell you by me but me right bro you ain't all the
episodes me and you than ever did you ain't never came on here and said you
looking for a good respectable woman that you could bond with and have a few
you just came straight to I you just need a bitch put a buzz in your face nothing
wrong with that me on the other hand I didn't came on here and gave you
3,672 hypothetical scenario
that I would like to place myself in so I can win.
Yeah, yeah.
All winning this year.
The older I get, my list starting to get strange, even to me.
Because the new shit that I want,
is I want a woman who just go to sleep at night
and wake up well rested.
That's mature.
That's gross.
I want a woman who get actual rest.
I want a woman that go out to eat, eat her food, and actually be happy that she ate and be full.
You want a bitch who put her pussy on your face.
I want a woman that know how to say thank you and make a nigga mean it.
I want to move that shit right now.
I'm trying to make a bitch say something I ain't never heard before.
Thank you.
I hear what you saying.
I apologize.
I apologize.
That's different.
It's levels to this shit.
You don't want no person put on your face at all.
No.
That's your point.
But if she do put her pussy on my face, I want her to come to me as a woman and be like,
you know what?
Yesterday I disrespected you.
And I apologize.
Because not only did I put my pussy in your face, I rubbed it all up on your nose and everything.
And when I squirted on you and you start, I'm going to go.
I wasn't trying to drown you.
I wasn't trying to drown you.
I was excited, and in that moment,
I lost track of how you may feel,
and I didn't even ask permission to do you like that.
Moving forward, I hope it don't affect us,
and what we're building right here.
I won't conduct myself like that no more.
Wicked work.
Wicked work.
Wicked.
You see all that accountability that she took?
That's what you're looking for.
That's what I'm here for.
You're looking for accountability at this case.
What's your work?
What you work?
You're not looking for that.
Huh?
I'm to the point in my life where I got men, we got to understand, but we got to learn how to
be wrong and go on about our day.
Be wrong?
I'm having a hard time doing it.
Even if you write.
Hey, man, you know what you're right.
That's the fact.
That's when you're going to be the happiest.
I know.
Sometimes you've got to live in her delusion on an ass little world too.
And don't fuck up the, don't be the person to deliver the bad news.
She really thinks she could just keep driving that car with no oil change.
Don't be the oil change nigger.
Let it show her.
Hey, fuck the check engine light just there to show you that it's still in there.
It's the only reason that it exists.
So you can know that your car has an engine.
Don't tell her.
That's true.
When you're right, you're right.
We can't, I know I can't.
If you think that this is game, wait till you hear the course that I'm going to be teaching at InvestFest.
Fact.
Fact.
I'm excited for it.
I want to come out with a whole series of courses, though.
That'd be dope.
Like you're not, like you're in those ones when like seminars and courses was really big in like the late 80s where you would have to call and then they're seeing you like three big binders.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
You know what I mean?
He's got rich off big binders, my name.
That's the fact.
They sent you three big binders and some pills.
Don't know more about them.
The pills.
Hey, man.
You got pre-bated crew, ya, man.
You don't know what the fuck is it.
Hey, man.
I don't even know what the fuck group was supposed to be doing,
but this shit is fun.
And I feel like, I'm glad y'all came back,
because this has been real therapeutic.
Not for me, but I feel like y'all really help bad work through some shit, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna play that song.
We're gonna play Madden, too.
We got tap in.
We're gonna be here for a little bit.
Make sure you beat them and make a big bet.
These they got long money, bro.
Long money.
Like the singer, money long.
Money long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
That's the first chapter in the book.
No matter how much success you get, never admit to having any money as a black man.
I learned that from Lowe.
Yes!
First move.
I ain't got it.
I ain't got it.
You got to tell him like I turned on.
I tell him like I can turn it sometime.
I got some clothes and the jury and everything else tied up in.
Stair chapter, I really ain't got it.
Oh, I told him.
You motherfucker take it again.
Oh, you're not all bullshit?
Get what the last chapter, the last child to come.
Let me hose on.
That's your boy, hoaxed him.
That's your boy, wholesome.
That's the part.
two of the series the art of holding something the black man's financial guide to getting
alone because we got to keep the etiquette going you are you a foul nigger if you ask for some
money and you don't say hey man that's right right proper etiquette proper etiquette
if you're going in the bank you make sure you put the town and shit
And you go in there and you, especially when you're on bullshit,
you've got to follow the proper protocol.
Don't ever ask me to hold something if you ain't asked the hollet me first.
Man to man.
I don't respect.
I want some man's right.
How much money when you let somebody hold?
It's a match.
It depends on what I got.
What I got right now?
Depends.
See, that's what I got right now?
That's chapter 9.
I can tell you what I get a nigga right now.
Who are going to go right now?
What?
We only make loans based off right now
You can't hit me up for a loan you need in the future
No hypothetical.
You only allow to ask for what I got on me right now
And guess what that go back to chapter one
I ain't got it, though.
Come on, man.
Ain't no division in this book.
All multiplication.
Don't let that go.
go over your head.
Based on right now,
you on right now, you on the clock.
20 guys.
Yeah, the end depending on what time
a day it is.
No, fuck you need $700 for at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Hell no.
A no man, I ain't talking to nobody in your family.
I don't know if you'd be sneaking and gigging or what.
I give you $700 at 3 o'clock in the morning.
You're going to go home for 4, 5, 8.
Guess who the fucking corporate of this shit is?
Now it ain't just you fucking up.
I'm helping you fucking up.
You know, him and Carlos be out of all the fuck.
We wasn't.
No, we wasn't.
That nigga asked me for 7100 hours or 3 o'clock in the morning at the Waffle House.
I didn't know the niggins going to go home for 4'8,
been up there in their goddamn hotel smoking crack with that white girl.
From Licks Crohn's and shit.
It was an hour.
I ain't know she had my boy out there smoking hard and everything.
Smoking hard.
They're in there doing powder.
The hotel manager been knocking on the door three, four days.
He's going to come to the door.
And he got that gun in there.
Nick, how went to the do-lock only letting the little slide over?
They ain't nothing but Dennis and Waffle House.
Hell no.
Well back.
We're going to invest this, bro.
Cat going to be there.
We're bringing the whole staff.
We all going.
You got my lane.
Jack, that's what that's that.
All right, hey, bro, I'm not bullshit.
When I see y'all in there, y'all,
when I see y'all in there talking to all you rich friends,
if y'all niggas stunt on me,
I'm going back, I'm deleting every episode.
No, stuff niggas don't know each other.
I know y'all know all the muff.
What's the Asian dude on Alibaba?
Jack Ma?
Yeah, you get to look.
Yeah, we got Jack Dorsey, though.
Man, talk a lot.
Yeah, we got Jack Dorsey coming.
That's a dude who's a dude who.
Doodoo Boo Boo.
Not quite.
Jack Dorsey, the one, he started a company called Twitter.
Oh, okay.
Jack.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I mean, I would have got excited.
They cashed out.
Square, so they would cash out.
Y'all act like y'all got Tom from MySpace, Paul, too, that.
Whatever happened to Tom?
We got fun.
Tom is, hey, Tom's living his best life.
He cashed out.
We got Matt Johnson to come off the yacht.
You see that video where he was, oh,
Oh, Magic Johnson.
Yeah, what's going up?
You see that video with a mega yacht
when he was doing the...
Run on the treadmill?
Treadmill?
Magic crazy right now.
He's in...
You vacations for the whole summer.
He just posts pictures.
He posts the most...
You got to follow Maggie Johnson.
It's the funniest in the world.
Because he's like in Greece and Italy
and he's...
It's like he just found the cell phone.
It's like he's posting pictures
like Gucci T-shirt.
It's like the most rent.
You follow?
Oh, you got to follow Magic, man.
Magic got too much money right now.
A lot of money.
He got too much money.
He's part of, he's a billion in him.
Now.
So he officially, he actually bought a percentage of Washington commanders.
So they got value that's $6.8 billion.
Obviously, he has tons of investments outside.
So he's a billionaire right now.
Can I tell you some?
Magic Johnson been a billionaire my whole life as a black child for the last 42 years growing up.
That's a fair.
You could not tell me, Maddie Johnson.
This nigga had everything a nigga had.
the Magic Johnson movie theater
All over America.
Every hood that was notorious for violent
niggins stupid at the screen and shit.
Oh God, that's a fact.
He did that.
That's why it's important to have him and highlight him.
Magic, magic legendary.
Starbucks, too.
Yeah.
He bought Starbucks to all the neighborhoods.
Yeah.
Ownership in the Dodgers,
his ownership in the Rochester commanders, LA Spark.
I mean, so much.
He has so much going on.
Man, it got his own grits.
Magic is special.
He took over breakfast, man.
Man.
That's expensive.
Yeah, man.
Manja.
Nick, Manja Johnson's on most of LA, bro.
Have you met him?
Yeah, just casually at CBS one day.
No, I don't know.
Shack ain't no big any yet?
Not yet.
He's right there, though.
He's on his way.
He's on his way.
Shack is still anything.
Hell ya.
Yeah.
Not only do he sell the car, he's still the car insurance.
So fat.
They can sell pizza, back pain, medicine, icy hot, Kung Fu.
You should know he's gonna be great.
We got a new one of shoes.
Rebox and he got the hell up, bro.
Didn't he got the Reeboks and the buddies?
All this.
Melva 21.
What's my fat?
Glitter.
Yeah, yeah.
Contact lenses.
Tidalone, check advance.
Garnapun.
None of the juice.
Seamoss.
They got Seamoss gel.
Shack's one of the ones, man.
He's one of them one.
He's one of the worst.
Shout out to Shaq.
Salute Shaq.
Sach will be there too.
He coming?
Yeah, he'll be there.
You're going to be up there.
Who else should we invite, bruh?
Last minute guests.
Last minute guess.
Last minute guess, bro.
You know?
Elon Musk.
He didn't even like that.
He got his face.
Hey, every year, I think y'all should make it a tradition.
Just throw a long shot out there.
You never know who will fucking reach out.
Yeah.
He might be sitting back lurking life.
You know, that's cool.
He ain't niggins invite me, though.
Elon, if you're listening.
He ain't listening.
He ain't listening.
He ain't for with this show.
This show is way too black.
It's so black like if somebody
asked him about it, he wouldn't be able to directly answer
the question.
He just, want to, ah, it's, man.
They don't know what to call this shit.
Because it started off as a podcast, then we went on a musical journey, then we did a live show, then we did a movie for Netflix, we did all kind of shit, and then we smoked the weed and we're talking about holes.
That's where they got lost there.
But I ain't gonna keep y'all here all night telling you about the problems of the world, bro.
Investments coming up.
Yeah.
I mean, what's the attire?
I mean, do I need to get...
Do I need to get fresh or do I lead to be like?
Dress to impress, but nah, you could, it's coming as you.
Don't be like that because you know you, you're a fashion nigga now.
Remember that, that nigga be posing.
Come on, bro.
Well, you know, I'll never advise somebody to follow me.
That's difficult and dangerous.
You got to do what.
So humble.
So humble.
You got to do what works for you.
You know what I mean?
So humble.
But everybody's welcome.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean.
August 22nd, it's become a staple in Atlanta, man.
We shout shout out to Atlanta, you know.
Yeah.
Atlanta's embraced us so much, man.
I love Atlanta.
You knew you New York niggins were going to find some kind of way to come down here.
It has to happen.
We knew it.
It has to.
I like this shit.
Yeah, he took Freaknik from y'all, so we had to bring something back.
You ever go to Freak Nick?
Huh?
You ever go to Freak Nick?
Yeah.
My dad used to live in Atlanta, bro.
Oh, so you was coming back and forth for your whole life.
My whole life.
You need a staple event for the city.
I don't know what lesson he was trying to teach me by taking me to this shit
He took your dad took your pre-day? Yeah, at what age? I probably was
Yeah, between 10 and 13
That's crazy. Yeah, very responsible. Like hey star, but we remember like if we were just walking around like different places
Just seeing shit
So yeah for some little black boys in the South it was kind of a right of
passage like they didn't let you see everything but you saw enough shit but you ain't
had no more questions when you got in the car just riding by it on the back of the truck
you fucking like a one thing I'll never forget though it's seeing the big hairy-ass
coaches me we saw them big hairy-ass coaches just just on the street there was a lot of
a lot of that going on that's crazy son you don't need to be looking at that yeah I do
I know, I don't know if you know what them called, but I know for a fact I already like them.
I like them, I'll be ripped.
Soon as I start seeing them, I like them.
What them called?
I like cooches.
Coochis.
Coochis.
Coochis.
But yeah, now.
Cooches got happiness in them.
Hold on.
I got to talk about this.
Because one coochie is enough to make.
you happy, right? One?
One. However? But two cooches?
Who knew you
could be so happy?
Never seen two cooches together.
Occupied in the same place.
You mean to tell me you
ain't never been in the room with two?
I'm not like you. They both got cooches for you.
You're from what day it is, I swear.
feel like your birthday. That's how your birthday is supposed to feel in the way.
Two cooches. This cooge right here, this cooge right here. Okay, then you could put
that one over there and then put that, okay, then you can have one on your face and you still
got a known. You can make a roommate. Like build a block. It's the upstairs cooch and the
downstairs cooch. Oh, man.
All right, man, before we wrap this shit up, I know that y'all out here.
We don't know about to get y'all shit no more because y'all successful.
Oh, shit.
But we'll never be them type of people.
Oh, wow.
We got some gifts, bro.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you got yours with your name on it.
Oh, wow.
Love.
Appreciate that.
Yeah.
Love.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you going to open the gift?
Yeah.
It's like bad energy.
Hey, bro.
I wore the, um.
With the socks.
I got the red, white.
Oh, the gray joint is always legendary.
A gray sweat, nothing, nothing beats the gray sweats too.
The white sweatsh, too.
The black one with the red, I wore that all the time.
Hold on, no.
Nothing beat the gray sweatshue.
This is this legendary.
South.
Sealth.
Yeah.
85 South, man.
I'm going to leave these sides.
Yo, congratulations on anything, too.
man. We're working over here.
All right.
Just keep, they make sure y'all stay in reach,
man. Stay in the network.
You know, we got a special landier for you.
I want my special lane. You know,
we got big shit coming up, bro. We got production
deals and TV shows and all
kind of shit right there.
A tour. They're getting a lot of money.
That's what I was about to say.
When we get ready to go back out,
make sure we call y'all first, man, and borrow some of that
money y'all get, man. No interest.
No interest. No interest.
Let us pay that for it back in the internet.
You're like, man, y'all good.
Keep that money.
Man, fuck that money.
$98.
Oh, bro.
We got negativity on it.
We can move on the new money.
Don't pay me back no old money, bro.
I'm up on new money.
No, that's a type of niggins.
Y'all are real niggins.
I heard y'all give away a lot of money.
You got to.
And it didn't give us shit.
Do you that?
How are you fucking close this?
I'm trying to act like the bottom.
Oh, yeah.
Ask the nitty about some money.
Hey, yo, hey, hey, hey, how you closed this, bro?
This shit don't close back.
This box.
No, man, there's much love, bro.
We appreciate you guys talking with us.
Hey, man, and Best Fest.
Yo.
Appreciate.
August, the 21st, center stage.
Yeah.
We're doing comedy night.
We're doing comedy night.
Add it.
At it.
We're doing a comedy night.
We're doing a comedy night.
Hey.
Man, you come?
All right, this is the third ball.
I'm hosting, check this out.
No broke niggas allowed.
I've never been able to have a show,
but what no broke-ass, I'm talking about
niggas with money, laugh different.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I don't want no broke-ass niggins in there.
Oh man, he ain't had to say it like that.
That's the type of shit, bro, niggas say a show.
I only want niggas, there's financial
secure in their laughing just because they got much.
Yes, sir.
That's all for that.
That's all for that.
Hey, LeBund crazy.
Ah, he's stupid.
Ah, he's stupid.
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