The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Embrace The Ugly! ft Karlous Miller & Chico Bean! | Ep. 169
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Whatever you do in life, your start going to be ugly.
You can't start bawling on the first day.
That's the dream that we were sold as black men.
Cash money records came out.
They was rich soon as we saw them niggas, bling.
Come on, man.
You got to start somewhere.
You got to get you ugly on.
You can't cheat the process.
I'm not going to keep telling you this.
You got to embrace the ugly though.
Embrace it.
Embrace it.
It's beautiful.
It's where you at.
I've been noticing the trend.
A lot of ladies are on social media hiding their feet.
The truth hurts.
That's the real.
That's the only goddamn thing they tell you about the truth.
They tell you a million goddamn things about a lie.
A lie don't give a fuck, who tell you.
A lie be around the world before the truth put his shoes on.
Because a lie is a bad motherfucker.
Because a lie got the power to make you do some shit that you wouldn't have did if you knew the truth.
And naturally, I'm just like,
nigger, that's Rick Flair.
It could have been any old white man, you would have said that.
It was like, nigga, that's Rick Flair.
And he turned and he was like, hey, how you doing?
I was like, man, that's crazy.
I say, man, listen, let me get a picture with you, man.
He was like, what you think you're all offset somebody?
I'm like, what, nigga?
Yeah, come on, man, let's take a picture.
He was like, bet, man.
So I go to get a phone to his wife.
He was like, oh, no, she's not going to do it.
She'll rob my ass all the way home.
my band, we're going to do a selfie then.
We took the selfie.
He's like, what do you do?
I say, I tell jokes, man.
And as he's asking me, what I do, two kids come up
and take a picture with me.
So he's just going to skip.
Now listen, Skip.
They feel the ball down the floor.
Whoever it is.
All the contractors, still all them tools,
still all the trucks,
all the concrete mixes, still all that shit.
We're going to build a wall around the world's best carpenters.
That's stupid.
These motherfuckers are skilled in building.
And you're going to build a wall around
some motherfuckers who built the pyramid.
All the way of your phone fuck around
And find the kind of holes you like
And even the eyes for you
And tell you the ones that already like you back
Hit her back
Sir, which one ain't bullshit
You should probably call
It's gonna get to that
She texts back in one minute,
Eight seconds on average
Shout out the Waffle House
For being affordable
But still selling steak in that bitch
What the hell?
For real?
I said the 85 South Show is the coldest podcast all around, all around, 85 South Show.
The coldest podcast, even when the government is shut down, we still hit you with that shit from underground.
We back off in the trap, these radios don't work, but they look good.
Aesthetically pleasing like a motherfucker
Hey, we're about to get out right on
That's the radio granddaddy used to listen to the fight on
That's the one granddaddy found out that they
Assassinated Martin Luther King downtown
It came on 92 a.m. before it was rebel,
Radio.
Yeah.
Hey, all right, that's enough drum.
I got to tell you this shit, bro.
You know what's been going up?
What's that?
Recently.
What's that?
Get a lot of feedback from?
What's that?
When you told the bitch, her tities was longer
than the CBS receipt?
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to the lovely lady right there
with the big old titties.
How you doing, man?
She got the motherfucking sitting up.
I bet when you take that bra off,
your titty's longer than the CBS receipt.
Hey.
Do you know how long a CVS receipt is?
Especially when you find that, motherfucker?
Chico, she wears her tear on her hip like a full five.
Yeah, that's a good one, my dick.
Because if you ever had a CVS receipts, you know how long.
You ain't going to use none of them coupons.
Bro.
You got 50 cent off a roll of taller paper.
Who the fuck buy it?
single roll of toilet paper bro we got a we haven't had a good titty segment yet for 19 oh
i was about to say what i'm talking not about a segment about tities on the show oh yeah uh
you have you heard that all wrong yeah i did uh it made it sound like me and you be splitting titty
we don't like i take the left no we're not we're not we're not titty sharer is and i'm just
saying like we need a dedicated portion they're amazing man we always talk about the big tities but
The little titty women have been feeling left out.
Anything you want to say to me?
Hey, hey, baby.
Push through.
We love you, too.
Hey, we know you ain't got a lot on your chest,
so you ain't got too much to get off.
You know, there's a big titty connoisseur.
I don't never want nobody to feel like their tities is inadequate.
Because I'm a little titty.
I'm like a dean of titties.
Like, I'm over admissions.
Yeah.
I go through the application.
Everybody gets a fair chance.
Right.
It's all about the person that they attached to.
Yeah.
It's nothing worse than a mean woman with some big, nice tities.
Because why she's that mean?
She ain't never had nobody treated her tities the way they were supposed to be.
Or loved her.
I just hug her.
Yeah, just, why she's so tough?
I don't understand.
I don't like that.
You ain't understand a big tough woman.
I don't like a tough woman.
Big mean, rough, bitch.
What you mad?
What's you mad at?
It's more angry.
Angry.
Fuck you.
I get you
fuck wrong with you
right
I never dug that
it's a lot of dope
yeah there's a lot of diggas
my man I be forgetting
my nigga you're there
you saw when you gave it back to me
everybody like
yeah
they were there
the energy of the roof
yeah the hopes
because there ain't no more blood
yeah
yesterday I got two packs in the car
really?
Yep
come on man
your nigga man
I'm a fishing
always been an fishing
you always say today bro
shout out to DC
DC is on
on the road right now.
Yep.
Me and Chico hit the spot late night
just to cook up for y'all.
Fuck around, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But yeah, man, I'm feeling good, Loaf.
Look at all these dope-ass album covered in the wall.
Man, making some predictions for 2019.
Because you already know,
we've really been avoiding the whole elephant in the room
of what's going on in the world.
But I'm just trying to keep everybody focused
on more positive things for 2019.
But what are some of your 2019 projections?
For the world, anything.
I project in 2019 that a lot of the things that I envision us doing,
in conversations we used to have when it was nothing,
or going to start to come to fruition more and more in 2019, dog.
We've been having some very interesting conversations.
People don't know that.
That's why I'm saying we want to catch them up on what's going on,
on the cusp of 85 South Shore.
We've been having some very interesting conversations, very interesting people.
Very much. You know, it's gonna be a lot of great opportunities. You know what I'm saying? And that's another thing you should do in 2019 if you ask me build with your people
It's good to build with your people man. Let me speak on it speaking of building with your people
The audience shout out to the notification game by the way. Yeah, the people don't understand that
When they help us win they project us to even bigger start up
Because it's knowing that like the people who are these executives and
the people who make decisions when they see that you have a fan base and a following that enjoys
what you do whether we're talking about big titties or whatever the fuck for some reason they want to
understand why these people like us yeah and they want to be a part of it so that's the thing
when you create a following and y'all show the love that y'all show no matter how you show it you know
I mean just your support in any kind of way it shows that something is going on that they're
messing out on because they're not they don't have the ear to the street like y'all don't
do and they get all of their information secondhand from watching y'all project us in the places
to where now we're in their eyesight that's the only thing that success is in my opinion it's
just you getting to different levels and all the getting to a different level allow you to do it
see what's next now you got a better view of which you can get to and y'all fucking with us
help them people see that we on a level where they can see us right and fuck with us you know another
segment that they really was fucking with what's that the uh the backstage hustle game oh yeah
But guess what?
I come from, I'm gonna grind the ass off to the point where she ain't got to work no more.
I'm gonna ground my ass off to the point where I ain't got to work no more.
Get to the point where I'm sitting a trend of your children take care of your parents.
Right.
You feel what I'm saying?
But if you don't know how to be business more, you don't be just madden people and don't understand that you don't show the gang they might or food or the food neighbor to bidding it.
You got to be liais out of hell.
This is even deeper than that, though, bro.
It's like anything you do, it doesn't matter if you,
entertain or a teacher or anything if you do anything well enough to put the people who love you the most in a better position to be the person that got your mom out there old ass call or you're moving to another side of town or you know what I'm saying yeah like when you start doing things that's bigger than you it ain't about the shit that you bought or the you know shit that's gonna come and go like take what you have and use it for the betterment of your environment take care of your people make sure your auntie go to the doctor
Get your little cousin, $500, whether he fuck it off or not.
You know that nigga Dad ain't been in his life.
He bimes some joy.
Whether you fuck it up or not, just to give motherfuckers to have that experience to say,
you did this.
So you made that happen on it.
When my car fucked up and you paid something hundred for the transmission,
I appreciate that, because that shit got me to Christmas and then Christmas.
I ate the $3,500.
You made other things possible for other people.
Shit, money came by.
Definitely, yeah.
And that's the thing.
Like, we talk like that all the time.
Like me and Carlos, we have some of the most intriguing conversations like building the science of knowledge
This is my brother like we didn't been we started literally with nothing we was talking about it at the D.C. show that we did and
We used to walk the Western Union and send all $50
You know washing clothes when you're working and all that washing your own clothes
So the conversations that we had then was the building blocks
to where we are now.
So y'all fucking with us just puts us in position
to continue to have those type of moments
and conversations where we see the things
that we work for come to fruition.
Right, because when we were, before, you know,
people knew exactly who we were.
It was all about, like, we always knew that
we would have fans eventually.
We just never knew who they would be.
Right.
So we already was like, you know,
preparing to be in a position
to, you know, maybe have fans or not.
Yeah.
So it's always cool to see people fucking with you
and why they fucking with you
and where they fucking with you at
because this show has become part of somebody's rotation somewhere.
A lot of people's rotation.
You don't know where it falls for them.
They take this to work with them
or they ride home with it.
Or they're sitting in bed with their girl watching it.
Or they sitting in the living room
with all their home girls watching it.
How dope is that?
You don't think about how many of the bitches might like you?
Nah.
You don't be using this shit right, bro.
That's not what we're doing this for.
No, this is definitely not what we're here for.
But, yeah, like, just seeing people.
Like, you ever pulled up on somebody watching us?
Yeah, don't even tell them.
Oh, my God.
I don't even look.
I was in the airport, right?
I was in the airport.
Actually, leaving, I forget what show it was.
We was in, not Oklahoma.
One of the shows that we did, I was at the airport in Charlotte,
and I was going to get my bag.
And, you know, I had to wait for the bag to come out.
And dude was sitting down waiting for his bag to come out.
And I walked behind him and seen he was watching.
watching the uh he was watching the Nashville show so I came and sat down and he looked
over at me and kind of just and I was like man what's you watching right there
a nigger say nigger you what's up man so it was just like those type of
moments man is dope like if people really fucking with this man was just getting off a
flight and was waiting on his bag who knows what he had going on in his life
but he chose to make what we do a part of it and that's major man so you know
My man, salute to major.
It's major.
That's major.
Major.
Amen.
That's funny.
I just love that people love the shit that we love.
We got tities in the building.
Yeah.
We do.
That means we did a good job.
Right.
That means whatever we did as niggas, we did, you know, work that have brought big titties
to the atmosphere.
So now we can really work.
And that's the thing.
I love what we do.
Like, I listen to us.
Like, I just like the songs that we made.
I'll sit and just ride.
You know, I like to drive.
People know me, you know, I like to get on the road
and just cruise out.
And I just vibe out to us.
Joe be bored sitting, we need that 85 South Show playlist
greatest hits, Joe.
Yeah.
Joe in here.
Joe in here.
Joe in here looking like he is an assassin.
Joe just like a new Black Panther.
Yeah, like he's a assassin.
But the videographer for the Black Panther.
Exactly.
You know how to work a rifle to break it down real fast
and put it back together.
No kung fu and shit.
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Why did I think that way?
Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man
and thinking to the point that if I died for him,
that would be the greatest honor.
But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped
and sparked an international manhunt.
For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey.
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But yeah, man, like, I'm looking forward to, you know, being able to continue to do more of the shit that we have been able to be blessed to do, bro.
Like, we've done a lot of things, man, and we just getting started.
What's some of the coolest shit to you?
We were talking about some highlights the other week.
with some of the cool shit, bro.
We've got to go kick in a Diddy office
and drunk Syrac with Diddy, digger?
I never drink it again.
That's too much right now.
Thank you, sir.
When you need a hit, who you go and get?
I never drink it again.
You don't drink it after that.
After you drink Syrac with Diddy, that's the last time you should.
How are you going to top that?
You can't top that.
Who else you're going to drink Sarac
with that's topping drinking it we did it that's like eating a piece of
Popeyes with Popeye niggins nigger that's real that's like having your
birthday party with the real Ronald McDonald's where or the real
chunky cheese come on bro once you fuck with the CEO that you can't top that that's
real as fuck we did a lot of shit we did a lot of cool shit you'd be surprised
who watched this shit but I would I know for a fact Morgan Freeman
nephew watching that's amazing
Yeah.
Steph Curry probably doesn't hurt it.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
I know LeBron watch it.
Yeah, he fuck with it.
Hell yeah.
Drake.
And if he didn't fuck with it, when he said, he's going to fuck with it.
Serena Williams.
Yeah.
Venus.
Yep.
They daddy.
Yep.
Matthew Knows.
Matthew Knows.
Matthew Knows.
You know Matthew Nose.
You know Matthew Nose.
You know Beyonce love this shit.
Yeah.
J. Z. Blue.
We got to drop a clean version for Blue.
Yeah, we got to get the one.
I'm telling you, man, we got to do the one where we have our kids.
He is on as the guest.
We're gonna do it.
We gotta do it.
Right, because everybody love it.
Yeah.
Kim Kardashian, Chloe, Kanye, St. North, Kendall Jenner, Kali Jenda.
I call them Genders.
Genders.
You get it?
Yeah.
Bruce Gender.
Think about that one.
Think about that one, people.
Mason.
Carlos Miller.
Courtney Kardashian.
Who is Mason?
That's the son by Lord Dissick.
Tiger.
You really be...
Try I just keep up with who fuck with the show.
Kylie Jenna, fuck with it.
Rihanna, assistant.
The lady who do Rihanna makeup.
She'd be listening to it before Rihanna coming there.
Why she got to stop when Rihanna coming there?
Rihanna really just like it quiet.
Oh, okay.
For what I understand.
Okay.
Because she'd be on her own shit.
She don't really...
She talked loud.
Oh, okay.
And she don't really like...
Distracting.
Yeah.
I got you.
Snoop.
Snoop.
Snoop oldest son.
Yeah.
He watch it.
religiously.
Who else, bro?
Denzel Washington.
Denzel Washington.
You know he watched it.
Yeah.
Oprah then stumbled upon it.
You think so?
You heard how I put it?
She stumbled upon it.
Stumbled upon it.
Yeah.
I heard Ellen wanted to watch it, but it's a lot of curse words.
She didn't really like cussing their fucking much.
It's bullshit.
Scott Steiner.
He alive?
Probably.
all right
if you are my bad
Sean Michaels
definitely
Rick Flair fuck with us
for real
No I heard
tell me to Rick Flair
Hey man
They thought I was just rambling
off names
but these are real people
Tell the Rick Flair story
I'm in the mall
Getting Christmas gifts
After we come back
From Shreveport
Right
I'm standing in the line
You walk out the store
And naturally I'm just like
Nick that's Rick Flair
It could have been
Any old white man
You would have said that
They was like, nigga, that's Rick Flair.
And he turned, and he was like, hey, how you doing?
I was like, man, that's crazy.
I say, man, listen, I don't, let me get a picture with you, man.
He was like, what, you think you're all offset somebody?
I'm like, what, nigga?
Yeah, come on, man, let's take a picture.
He was like, bet, man.
So I go to get a phone to his wife.
He was like, oh, no, she's not going to do it.
She'll ride my ass all the way home.
I say, my bad, we're going to do a selfie then.
We took the selfie.
He's like, what do you do?
I say, I tell jokes, man.
And as he's asking me,
I do two kids come up and take a picture with me so he's just asking about what we do I'm
like man we got to just show called the 85 South Show man if you get a chance you should check it
out got to tell Rick Flair that dog he watched it he turned it off because we wasn't
talking about him though I thought these guys were talking about wrestling
this nigga is stupid man yeah bro shout out to all the white people who watch our show and
snout powder. We know
it's some cokeheads who watch this too.
You don't want to show no love
but they do. We have drug addicts
who watch this show. Hey man.
People who do pills and all
I like the fact that we live in the time where drug
addicts can have cell phones. No, you gotta
treat them like regular people because that's
mean. But I think you should be mean to drug
addicts in 2019. That's just me.
Really? People said I was wrong. When I put it on
social media, because I like to get feedback
and shit. They said I was wrong and you shouldn't
be mean to drug addict. I
I don't know why.
Why should you be mean to do that?
It was really like not no good reason why I shouldn't, but whatever.
I feel like if you're going to be on drugs, you do have to hear some shit because you need to know that you being on drugs and conveniences.
A lot of us.
Do you ever notice when the drug addict friend come around, everybody has a kind of like yield to, they got their own routine.
They got a kind of like yield to them being a drug addict.
Yeah.
Everybody got the, yeah.
They're going to slap the shit off the table.
Why?
Because he's a drug addict.
And this time.
I'm not going to not say something.
And that's the thing.
It's so powerful that you go into it immediately.
Even if you don't know that person,
if somebody inform you that they're a drug addict,
you go into your drug addict mode.
Like, oh, that thing going to dope?
All right, bet.
Like, hey, man, I'll talk to your mama like that.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Right.
Maybe being mean to him will make them understand the faults.
But I don't even know if it's being mean to them.
I'm not going to pretend like I don't know no more.
Yeah.
Tell them the truth.
I'm just letting them.
That's considered to be mean to people who have things.
You can't not tell motherfuckers the truth.
Listen, telling the truth is hard, man, for people to take.
Like, that's the thing.
Like, when you're telling the truth, that's what people is referring to when they say being mean.
Like, if you're being mean to somebody, most of the time, if it's, you know, verbal, you tell them the truth in some way, shape, or form.
And depending on who you're telling the truth, you can be looked at as being a hero or a villain.
But why the motherfuckers run around asking for the goddamn truth, knowing they ain't built like that?
That's something I wonder deadly, my brother.
They ain't built for the truth.
You ain't never had nobody tell you.
The truth, man.
The truth hurts.
The truth hurts.
That's the only goddamn thing they tell you about the truth.
They tell you a million goddamn things about a lie.
A lie don't give a fuck, who tell you?
A lie be around the world before the truth put his shoes on.
Because a lie is a bad motherfucker.
Because a lie got the power to make you do some shit that you wouldn't have did if you knew the truth.
True, yeah.
The truth is.
This.
Come to this club, the bitch on the fly ain't going to be there.
That's the truth.
we're hoping for the best
the truth
hurts man
fuck the truth
hurt yeah and that's the thing
we live in a time
where everybody can mask
their truth with
pretend
that's why niggas be getting
so fucked up with these women
because they think
that the truth to them
is a goddamn lie
you think you're her only nigga
and you fucking all these holes
and you do all the
nigga where do you think she'd be at
why should you stop looking for you
listen I say that all the time
man that listen my fellas
if you think these women
ain't got no game, man.
Ooh, you went for a surprise.
You're going to have to listen to some real arm.
You're going to have to go back to the 70s the way she's going to hurt your fellow.
I had this thread on time.
Well, I asked the fellas what some of the coldest game a woman has ever ran on them.
Nigger, the answers, you would be a part.
Oh, no, we said, remember you?
We said we was in Houston.
Last time we was in Houston, you showed me that shit.
Man.
Fell, leave in the comments, some of the coldest game, a woman has ever ran on you.
They so, they wicked with it, man.
They're good at it.
Like, I'm talking about, we'll have.
a whole another life and you will never find out and most of the time when you find out
it's because she wanted you to find niggas don't have no idea how many times you didn't drop
her off to her other nigger see how quiet they got they got quiet and there's a whole
full of niggas everybody like oh because niggins you had to think about like man you
wanted to be the not me ass nigger yeah listen but you don't know you don't know that's the thing
you might not have dropped off directly but you dropped off at the head in the vicinity it was the
the vicinity.
She, her home girl live upstairs.
This nigga lived out.
Boy, it's rough.
Yeah.
But that's why I did, niggas,
some shit you don't need to know.
Yep.
And that's how they give you information.
It's on a need no basis.
You need to know that.
I don't wanna fuck you up psychologically, but.
Yeah, but that's the thing.
Too much information can overkill you.
And then you be in a situation
where you get into a relationship
and they determine what they need to know
what you're supposed to tell them.
Man, that's the motherfucker
question so, though. That's crazy.
How somebody can determine
what you're supposed to do.
That's what I'm saying.
Who came up with the relationship rule?
Yeah.
Who made the book?
Them terms and agreements.
I can't agree to the term.
Y'all did love and y'all straight.
Who the fuck came up with the rules?
Terms and conditions, man.
You got to come up with your own terms and conditions.
I can't do the terms and conditions, man.
It don't make no sense how somebody can dictate
that you're responsible for their emotions.
Right.
Because the average nigger lose his love just because he got
some old pussy which I feel this unfair it's very unfair it's very unfair because they know our
glitch everything got a fucking glitch yeah and that's why you got to be honest about the glitch
fellas if you ain't with that shit don't don't be telling her she the only one it's rude to
it's disrespectful to a woman for you to really let her believe that you only want to be with her
if you don't under false pretense it's that's terrible and whatever she chooses to do in
her reaction to finding that out is on you
It's your fault, because you had a choice.
It's some niggas who are in mid-cheat right now.
We are not saying tell on yourself.
No, sir, re-bub.
Just move in a better way.
When the host right now about each other and they both leave you
the next time you had to start over with two new bitches, tell them.
You are not my only one.
Right.
Damn, I wish I could have said it better.
Because when I said bitches, it killed the message.
No, no, it didn't.
Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
You sometimes you've got to leave the bitches out.
Whoever that killed the message to, I ain't going to get the message.
But see, I wanted to be a universal message.
Because I knew a few bitches was.
going to hear it and just
just void it because I say it bitch
y'all yeah well we mean no disrespect
especially to bitches who's still tripping off shit like that
like bitches and because it's a universal bitch
bitch was in the universe like we in this bitch
but this is not and when we need you're going to be out this
bitch exactly yeah and we're going to leave this bitch
and when we do it again we're going to come back to this bitch
but see we could have said we're in this hole
we out this hole we got to leave this hole I'd be back
to this hole right a lot of these
bitches and hoes ain't even people.
That's the fucked up part about it.
But you won't hear that.
You won't hear it.
That's the thing, man.
We're trying to give you the way you can avoid as much stress as you can in 2019, fellas.
And that's a big way.
Most of the problems that you have come from what you do with your...
Quit buying shit.
You got it.
No matter what point you're at in your life, if you can't buy three times, don't buy.
Right.
And you're out here buying shit that you already got one of anyway.
Stop buying so much shit.
That's the whole point of getting money is to keep it.
Don't just be out here hustling to get some shit.
Fuck that shit.
All that shit get old.
Chico, you remember when you was hustling?
All that shit old.
You don't have none of that shit no more.
You ain't going to want none of this shit in a few years.
Stack your bread, young Nick.
Quit being fly all the time.
What you want to be able to do with your money.
Look at me.
My parents all got all kind of holes in it.
But they came like that.
They came like that.
Shout out the dope.
I think these the ones they said.
Yeah.
Shout out to eat, too, man.
You know what I mean?
Good D.C. young brother, man.
But that's what I'm saying.
You can always get the things that you want
when you learn how to live
with the things that you need.
Period.
You can learn how to live
with the things that you need.
You'll always be able to get what you want.
You ain't going to be able to do that.
You need at least a brochure or something.
You say some shit.
Nah, I appreciate you.
Yeah.
You ain't going to never have shit
if you don't appreciate what you got to.
Hey, what you just said.
That's the golden rule.
I'd be trying to tell motherfuckers, man.
And I don't have it all, but I damn sure don't want it all either.
Exactly.
Ooh.
I don't want it all.
Ooh.
What the fuck I'm gonna do with everything?
Everything.
There's too much responsibility.
To whom much is given.
Much is expected.
Come on now.
Don't give me every goddamn thing.
I don't want it.
I want a few of these things and leave me the fucking alone.
I'll be back.
I come back and get some more shit, but I ain't just,
I'm not here for the shit.
I'm with the shit.
shit, but I don't want it. Yeah, there
is. You get it? You know what I mean? We got the start of a new
year. You know what I mean? Yeah. Shout out to everybody who ever thought they
finessed me. You'd never finesse me. I gave you
that. I let you win. I let you win because I didn't want
to play no more. You see what you won? Nothing. Nothing. Damn.
Shout out to everybody. I'm still holding on to that
finesse because that's the only memory you got.
It counted you. And you know you did me wrong, so you're going to live with that
guilt. I'm good.
Whatever you owe me eat it
Put it in a bowl
And fucking eat it
And make sure you can buy it three times
You can't
But that's why I want you to keep it
Because whatever you did
Allow me to do what I did
To have what I have
And I'm going to continue doing what I do
So I can be successful as I want to be
As I want to be
Not by your standards
Hey by nobody standards
Yeah
That's the thing man
Learn how to
Want what you want
want and stand on it.
Whatever it is you want to do, figure it out,
and then start embracing and loving it.
Because the quicker you do that,
the quicker you'll realize why you shouldn't give a fuck about
what nobody think about you.
Chico, why is 85 South Shore the coldest podcast?
It's the coldest podcast because we don't give a fuck
about nothing but what we give a fuck about.
Who is the podcast for?
The podcast is for niggas like us.
Simple.
And you know another thing, ladies?
I've been noticing the trend.
A lot of ladies are on social media hiding their feet.
That is a hell of a point to acknowledge, Carlos.
How did you come to this knowledge?
They're hiding their feet.
I noticed quite attractive young lady who was hiding her feet,
and then one, she forgot to hide it, and I noticed exactly why.
Because that second toe was the smallest toe that she had.
And to think that she's out here telling niggas, no.
And curving, motherfuckers.
And she's clearly.
I got a baby second toe.
A mutant.
A fucking mutin.
Fucking mutants out here telling us that we're inadequate.
Hey.
Hey, man.
I'm not saying we.
I'm just speaking of this general.
I know, bro.
I speak for the men out there who are fucking going through it with these bitches.
Yeah.
Not good women.
I don't mean no disrespect.
But there's some bitches out there.
I had a question.
That are giving niggas gray hairs.
What's the, what's the nigger filter?
The nigger filter.
The nigger filter.
You know how they got all the filters that can make you, you know,
make the, that a lot of the ladies use to make themselves look differently
than what they look in person.
Money.
That's the only one.
It's the only filter a nigger can have.
I knew it.
My nigger, listen.
Bro.
Money.
But just the thing about it, though.
You got the ball with where you could ball at.
Right.
You don't have to compare yourself to another nigga.
Right.
You're the type of nigger who all you could goddamn do is what you could do, do it.
Do it.
If your shit ain't new, make sure it's neat.
That is.
And that's the thing.
Like, you could put yourself in a position to be able to have everything that you want.
Everything.
Right.
But see, this is the thing, though.
This is what people, a lot of motherfuckers fall to it.
You got to start.
Oh, I ain't know you was smoking that.
Don't worry about it.
My bad.
This is what a nigga's faulted at.
You got to start somewhere.
You start going to always be ugly.
I don't give a fuck what you're doing in life, nigga.
If you try to grow your fucking beard out, you got to go through the ugly phase.
If you try to grow some dreads, you've got to have the little titties first, man.
If you're trying to jump into some movies, you got to do some bullshit movies first.
Whatever you do in life, your start going to be ugly.
You can't start bawling on the first day.
That's the dream that we were sold as black men.
Cash Money Records came out.
rich soon as we saw them niggas, bling.
Come on, man, you got to start somewhere.
You got to get your ugly on.
You can't cheat the process.
I'm not going to keep telling you this.
You got to embrace the ugly, though.
Embrace it.
Embrace it.
It's beautiful.
It's where you at.
It's all good.
Embrace the ugly, man.
Embrace it.
Love it.
Because when you get to a point where you're not in the ugly no more,
you're going to have a greater appreciation for not being in the ugly.
Right.
You got to watch your own progress.
Remember when Jigger said they used to tell their friends I was
ugly and wouldn't touch me till I showed up in that dubbed out buggy man that's
what the that's why that nigga gonna be one of the greatest because he he gave you life lessons
in the music yeah literally and that's the thing the buddy my niggins said no such thing as an
ugly billionaire I'm cute yeah it's the money that's the only thing that we could get his men
to turn into a filter got to have some money it don't matter how to it after listen
All the young niggas is watching us
and get to a point with being cute
ain't enough no more young nigga.
Having swag ain't enough no more.
Nope.
Having all of the Jordans
and having all of the new whatever
ain't enough.
You know what sex into a woman?
You know what sex is to a woman?
Financial security.
You got to be able to provide
because you being able to provide
is what a man is based on in the real world.
You ain't got there yet
because somebody probably still providing for you
and that's cool.
Embrace being a young person.
Let Craig Graham.
swishers out of the joke.
Oh, I bet.
Why we didn't hear a vibe.
What the keys at?
The keys on the, uh, right there.
They end up, uh, in the, uh,
while we didn't hit cooking up this good 85 South Show, because they know who the podcast is for.
What's for?
You don't know who the podcast for by now?
You don't know?
They got to tell them something.
Or this podcast is for the whole black community.
Makes sense right there.
Yeah.
The black community.
They're the entire black community.
They're the entire black community.
The whole block, the corner store, Habib in them, all that.
Even if you made it, even if you made it on up, y'all too.
You know who else is for?
You know who else is for?
You know who else is for?
It's for white people who get it.
We're not trying to force you to get it.
If you get it, you get it.
And it's for white people who want to get it.
Right.
If you want to watch some shit to help you figure it out.
You know who else is for?
Who?
Black people who watch this shit.
all around the world. Oh my God. We got some people
in places I never even heard. You got you tell me, man. Places where
if you go on the emoji, all them flags, them places.
Those places, girl. Places that ain't even on the globe. I don't even know how to get to
some of this shit. Nardia. Narnia.
Narnia. You can hit watching this shit in Narnia. Come on, man.
This sounds like a cold radio interlude. You got a plan. Yeah, welcome back to
94 slow when we play the slow jams that was Peevo Bryson right there with one of his classic hits
to all the ladies who want to win those Bell Biv DeVoe tickets we're about to get you to call in
remember the ninth caller will win the tickets we got Bell Biv DeVaux coming to the stadium on the 19th
We got some Mario Wynens coming up in the next hour. Oh yes sir, yes sir
Mario Wynens if you don't know then you need to know this is the slow groove with Carlos Miller and Chico
Yeah.
I want to give a big shout out to my man, Big Percy, over there holding it down.
Godfather's pizza, some of the best pizza in the city.
That's why old niggins do that shit.
They always put that little dramatic pause in there, some of the best pizza in city.
Coming up right now, we got some Mario Winings.
It's a puff daddy.
Puff Daddy.
Like, my man, Michael Bays.
You already know it's the Michael Bays.
Baysden Morning Show. We're coming to you live today. Do black men need to have
more responsibility around the house? We're going to get you to call in right now. We've got
the new Rihanna. Get ready to come up right now. It's the Michael Baysden Morning Show.
Hey man. That is some stupid shit. They always have some shit that they know people going to argue
about. Yeah. Ladies, ladies, this morning, we just want to wake you up at 7 o'clock and ask
you if your man was behind on this child support and needed to borrow $700, would you
do it. Make sure you hit the phone lines.
The phone lines are wide open. You are kicking
it with the weak-ass. The morning crew
asking you goofy shit every
morning. We're going to record it. Play at 2 o'clock.
Let you hear it again.
You heard us. Start laughing for no
reason. Ah, ha ha!
Then it come on
foop-doo-doo-d-de-d-d-d-poo.
My fucking theme song.
No, I'm just playing. I ain't fucking with y'all, man.
That was just some shit I heard.
Yeah.
Smooth grooves in the morning.
You already know what it is.
We're live.
And would you ever work in one of them radio joints, but you had a morning radio show?
Yeah.
Oh, man, on the morning show, man, I have the freestyle Friday where only aunties.
All the aunties.
All the aunties called up and rap.
The Auntie Freestyle Friday.
Listen, you know it's aunties that wanted to be rappers in the 80s.
Man, these aunties is, you know, aunties is young now.
You know what I mean?
Auntie was really supposed to be signed in like 94.
She was going to sign the relativity.
I call it single mom spit something.
She couldn't get the plane ticket to get to New York,
but she was going to sign the relativity.
She still got it.
We want to hear them.
Tommy boy.
She was going to sign a Tommy boy, one of them labels, capital.
The single mom spit something loud.
Oh, listen, single mom spit something loud.
Listen, that'll be morning show.
What you were doing in the morning show?
Oh, man.
I have a segment where we eat leftover chicken from the club the night before.
Yeah.
we'll probably do something like
have some strippers come in
straight off of work
come straight, hit the morning show
give us to
give us the adult entertainment report
but do it like a financial
see what days they make money on
and what some broke-ass niggins
and then we'll make a chart
and then we'll do it at the end of the year
summarize the best time to go to the strip club
and when the strippers gonna make the most
income help them put a portfolio
together, link them with a financial advisor
so they can invest some of the income.
Listen, you know what else we should do?
That is a brilliant idea.
You know what else we should do in the morning show?
What?
Just have grannies come in
and make their best dish
whatever they know for.
And then when they finish the best dish, we're going to let them
scroll the Instagram timeline just to see
what these young ladies is up to these
because they don't want the older ladies
to see that they're doing. They, they
grandma think they are here. She's going to run across her
grand daughter, Instagram. That'd be a number
dope section.
We show Granny her granddaughter Instagram page on the morning show.
Show your mama your Instagram.
Show your DMs.
Show your DMs.
Let your mama read them text that you ain't answered.
This is the Carlos Mellon Chico Bean Morning Show.
You want to tune in, don't you?
Show your mama, your DM.
Show your mama your DM.
That's a segment on our morning show.
That got to come on that 5 o'clock, though.
That's got to be what they're listening to on the way home.
Barbara Reed and Diem Live on the radio.
We're going to censor it because it's the radio, but go ahead and read the first one, Bob.
Yeah, that'll be dope.
You don't want to listen to that.
Oh, man.
We could do so much dope.
We could do so much dope shit.
Just go work a day at a nigga job with him.
Nigger, how about this one?
It don't matter where you work at.
You just submit where you work at for us to just come work a day at your job with you, nigga.
Guess what I do?
What you'll do?
On my morning show.
What?
Have a segment where you can get back with your ex.
the rebound
Yep once a week
Once a week to rebound
And we're gonna do it all week
We're gonna track the progress
That'll be so hard
Because they're gonna call in
And tell them that you want
That you want your eggs back
And then we're gonna send them on some little radio shit
Give them some tickets to some bullshit
Let them come to the lounge
Just smoke hook on us and turn up
Because every radio morning show
Have a little Wednesday night
Some shit they do
A little hookah lounge
Yeah, we'll invite them out to one hour of events
and see if they win it
You can't just have two random motherfuckers
Who might get to fight
You know, people who are interested
We're getting back with each other
Right
You know what I ain't gonna hold no more
I'm gonna do right this time
That's what we're gonna call that shit
I'm gonna do right this time
Have another segment
Where our kids come in and plan our day
Oh man
They get to plan the whole day
Where we gonna do the whole day
No, you bring you the kids in
And let them read your contract
once your daughter find out how much
you're making for a whole year
work, work.
Listen, this will be the
dopeest morning show ever.
My daughter come in and read my contract.
Bro, show them how you had to break down
how the money break down all year.
Then show her what you got left to spend on her.
Oh, my God.
Let your kids know what's really going on out here.
Yeah, baby.
That's how much the bill's going to be.
It's how much of my hell left for you.
Oh, hell no.
You got to do something else.
And then you show them what you could actually
bat with that money in terms of what they like.
Oh, man.
That's two PlayStation.
That's going to be on.
I watch it and listen to it.
Oh, man.
Listening to it.
Who would you want to interview?
Who would I want to interview?
What I bought a show.
On the morning show.
Dame Dash.
Dane Dad should be dope.
Yep, right out the gate.
Dang that.
My son got cookies because I want to update on them cookies.
They had to be delicious.
Yeah.
They had to be delicious.
Who would I want to interview?
That would be a dope-ass name for a bakery in the hood.
My son got cookies.
Yeah, that should have used the name.
That'll be hard.
Go to New York and open up a bakery call.
My son got cookies.
Who else?
For real.
He wouldn't come.
He should.
Come talk to us.
Yeah.
Gucci.
Gucci, too.
Yeah.
Gucci, man.
Walker, Fluck.
Quint McCall with the tip of my finger in there.
Wanted a shot with me, damn.
By you a bigger skill.
Wanted a cop choppers, plenty of yoppers, than call me.
I got more goddamn guns and all me.
Man, but see, every time you say Gucci, I say Walker, because they're just supposed to be together.
They're supposed to be together.
Yeah.
Yeah, they really are, man.
Them niggins had some of the coldest names in they camp, bro.
Gucci Man Leflare.
Walk a flog a flak a flame.
Waka flak a flame.
Walk a flak of flame.
That sounds like something to do.
That's a finishing move.
Wrake a flak a flame.
That sounds like some street fighter shit, man.
Walk a flak a flame.
That's what old dude, Delsene was hitting you with.
Walk a flogglein.
Walka flak flame.
That would be a dope-ass intro.
walker if you just said walk a flock of flame and you just come in i came down the street with the chopper out
the window like that'd be dope i like that nigga man that nigga when that nigga came out
that damn song man that old let's do it that shit just changed the game i never heard nothing like
that before it was just real damn bum in it came right in it wasn't on no glimmer or shit
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He brought back responsibility into the rap game, because he didn't blame it on nobody.
I fucked my money up.
Now I can't re-up.
Ran up in my spot just to get my stacks up.
Now I'm back on deck.
So Charlotte, what the fuck you want?
Heard he talking shit, but this ain't what the fuck you want.
Lock my CEO up.
Now is back to Cobra.
This nigger had, he's just honest.
The CEO is locked up.
The company is in financial ruins.
I have no other options.
Sell Coke.
I'm already good at Coke.
I was selling Coke before this situation.
Let me get back to that.
I'm going to hold it down until the CEO figure out what his situation is.
I'm selling Coke in the name of this.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
That type of music, man.
Like, you can, that's the thing.
Music is music, man.
You appreciate the music for what it is.
It's like, it doesn't mean that you condone whatever is being said.
It doesn't mean.
Like trap music to my life.
Yeah.
It's just you got to apply the message to whatever it is you're doing.
You know what I mean?
You didn't fuck the money up before.
You know what I mean?
You couldn't pay your electric bill or whatever.
You couldn't re-up on an electric bill.
You got to re-up with the electric people every month.
You got to realize you got every time you pay a bill, you got 30 days to be able to pay that motherfucker again.
That's all.
And if you can't, the next 30, it don't matter if you pay every 30 for 10 years straight,
they're going to cut your shit off just like you didn't.
So you got to be.
be able to know, my niggins, make the right decision.
That's it.
That's all.
That's it, that's all.
That's all.
There ain't no problem.
Ain't no problem.
Ain't no problem.
It ain't no problem.
Skip!
Skip!
They should have threw the ball, Skip.
Now, Skip.
Now, listen, Skip.
They should have threw the ball down the field, Skip.
Skip, you go, you know, O'S Shay Sharp, no.
I know.
And what's doing that?
I got them to do on that.
I got them.
I'm telling you know, I got these,
I got these blunt.
I got my wood.
I got my wood.
Yeah, that good old yacht on that yacht this morning,
you know what I mean,
go, go James,
go James on that yacht this morning.
I love that nigga, man.
This nigga said Carlos is like the street,
nigga, Marvin's gun,
but this nigga really out here fighting for real nigga rights.
He must be protected.
That is a beautiful statement right there.
You know what?
Because real niggas have been so overlooked in the process.
Yeah.
So overlooked.
For years.
Yes.
Yes, man.
Yes.
They went crazy when you said that girl had an erection on their bun.
Oh, what we got at here?
Hey, if you had sex, use self-protection.
Her pun got an erection.
Come on, y'all.
Come on, y'all.
She do got a dick on her head.
She got a dick on their head.
Come on.
She got a dick on their head.
Come on, y'all.
Yeah, I had to stop letting Chad fucking pour these comments.
This thing is crazy.
Let me see what's like.
Oh, you got another one somewhere.
Don't.
Let me that below down the bar.
It's for the niggas who buy a box chevy, put sixies on that bitch instead of getting the AC fixed.
Just ride with the windows down.
That's what this podcast is for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This podcast is for all the people who hit the like button before they watch the video.
This is the coldest podcast.
Man, these are some fan comments.
This podcast is for niggas that work at places that don't piss test, but they ain't got nobody.
benefits.
Shit, the drug test not being there was a benefit.
Hey, Sir Wesley say the 85 South Shore basketball team, point god, Carlos, general on the
court.
Chico, don't really go to practice, but when he's short for the game, he always come through.
D.C., young talent that can do a little bit of everything, nav, undersized, but he's
stocky, so he can bump with the big guys in the paint.
Clayton, he's the tallest, so, of course, he's going to get all the rebounds, and then
the sixth man is when they have a special guest.
Chad and Joe, the coaches, but not really, they just let them do them.
You can't coach LeBron?
Listen, man, do you know how brilliant of a con?
He sat down and that is, he made a game plan to talk about right here.
That ain't a blunt. That's an Adorov.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good analogy.
I know my people when I see him.
I know them.
They do that shit.
Yeah.
That's too detailed.
Yeah.
We wouldn't have had you.
He would have gave up.
I was trying to figure out what.
Man, what the fuck now?
Nah.
He wouldn't even have been able to get all the positions out.
Right.
What's the, it's all right, it's a point guard, it's a shooting gun.
Why receiving?
What's the one that, ah, goalie.
Right.
They really still don't believe that I was a firefighter, man.
I do.
Man, I'm gonna show y'all that I'm a real firefighter.
That's another place we gotta go.
This is how you know that this shit is not, the chapter not done yet.
Because I got the paperwork at home where they owe me one last check, like the state of Mississippi owe me one last check.
We should record you going to pick up.
I don't, I can't pick it up.
I got a file, I gotta send this paper back.
And I've had the paper, but I just never filled it out.
So I'm going to fill that bitch out.
And when I'm going to get my last check, I'm going to get the check stuff.
Let me show y'all.
Listen, that's the thing.
Another way you can show that you're a firefighter is the fact that you know.
I can't find the calendar that was on.
No, just knots.
Oh, tiny nuts.
I still got my night gap.
We somewhere in the mall, the true story.
Me and Lowe's in the mall somewhere.
We'd be, you know, going to the mall and shit wherever we're at.
And he took, the bag that came loose.
And one of the bags we was carrying from one of the stores we went to,
and he tied the knot in the bag and was like, yeah, look at that good old such-and-such-and-such-knock.
I was like, nigga, what?
He was like, yeah, it's a certain type of knot.
When you're a firefighter, you've got to learn how to tie.
How many different type of night?
It's like 9, 11, but I'm still proficient in my night game.
I get tired dope-ass figure 8, double figure 8, a bowline.
You know what I mean?
All that shit.
I'm good with my knot square knots.
Two is one and one is none.
Safety on that bitch.
We're good.
Most of y'all listen to that shit
don't know what the fuck
he's talking about.
Man, come on, bro.
That's how you know
he was a firefighter.
Come on, man.
I was really on that bitch
with the axe,
pick axe,
jaws of life.
Niggit really cut some shit
up with the jaws of life
was down in the fire academy
for a couple,
you know what I mean,
weeks.
I ain't ever did no shit that cool.
I worked at the GTLR.
Went all way up in the butt
in the basket, man.
I've been out there, man.
You know what I mean?
No shit that cool.
I worked at the shoe store.
I was good at it,
but I wasn't time no nice.
Me too.
I was very proficient in the shoes also.
In the shoes.
Yeah.
In a department store.
I'm working for commission.
Yeah.
Moved on to athletic apparel down at the sporting goods and shit like that.
I'm sure you were a proficient salesman.
Yeah.
I'm a great bullshit.
Because it's like I'm not the type of person that's going to sell you anything.
I'm just going to convince you to buy what you like.
And that's the thing you could be able to figure out what a person like.
No, they tell you what they like first, and then they want you to
compare everything that's comparable to what they already like.
But if you already have your mindset on what you like, everything that I'm going to present
to you is already going to be insufficient because you've already made up your mind anyway.
So my job as a salesman is just to reassure you that you were already right.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
People love reassurance, man.
Don't nobody really want your advice.
they really want you to tell them what they want to hear yeah tell them what you did so they can do it hence
why the truth hurts because your truth ain't gonna be they shit right that's bad what you just said
something right there that's a listen what he just said something that really shit out your truth
ain't everybody's truth it ain't so if you want to try to force your truth on somebody else be prepared
for what come with that that's why you can't be out here trying to tell motherfuckers what they
ain't and are that ain't up to you yeah that ain't to you that is not your fucking that's not your
can call to make.
Ain't no universal right.
Nope.
The thing is, you can think whatever you want to think.
But when you try to stop making other people think what you think,
then you hate it.
You hate.
Boy, you brought it full circle that time.
Yeah.
One more time for the 85 shop.
I think we've run through all the highs and the lows.
We really don't.
We ain't talk about all this bullshit.
Yeah, the world happening.
Fuck that shit.
The only shit we're going to talk about is I got some shit I want to say.
I hope they steal all the money for the fucking border wall.
I hope FEMA, Red Cross, whoever the motherfuckers who'll be stealing all the money from donations
and charity, Bernie Madoff, I hope they all steal all the money that's supposed to go to
the wall.
I hope the one truck show up.
All the equipment that was supposed to go to building the border wall, I hope it is stolen
by Americans.
Whoever it is, all the contractors, still all them tools, still all the trucks.
all the concrete mixes, still all that shit.
We're going to build a wall around the world's best carpenters.
That's stupid.
These motherfuckers are skilled in building.
And you're going to build a wall around some motherfuckers who built the pyramids.
Some of them.
Some of them did.
Some of them did.
Hell yeah.
It only took some of them to do it.
Right.
And that's so stupid.
You're going to build a wall around Mexico.
Do you know how many different other kind of Hispanic people over there?
Yeah.
All they're going to do is go another way.
Mexico is amazing, man.
Mexicans are amazing.
Hispanic people, period.
Yeah, period.
Latin people.
See, there's so many different kind of,
I don't know, the Latin, the Hispanics, the...
El Salvadorian?
Man, all over.
We fuck with all the...
Everybody.
All the motherfuckers.
I want to block you from coming over here
and getting your shot at hustling.
And y'all are some proficient hustlers, too.
Yeah.
This motherfucker is big enough for everybody.
Fuck it.
Ain't nobody in Montana.
South Dakota emptied in the motherfucker.
Yeah.
Who being stingy, white people?
Y'all just want all the shit to y'all self.
This ain't y'all shit?
It's the land of opportunity.
Got my motherfucker income taxes held up.
Yeah, that's gonna cause a problem.
You want to see niggas organized.
Come on, man.
Come on, this is our worst nightmare coming into fruition.
Out of all the shit we've ever dealt with,
nigger, the income taxes has been there.
White man knew.
He was like, hey, hey, guys, they called an emergency meeting for that.
Hey, I've been on Instagram,
and we're going to have to figure something out about these incomes,
these W-2s, man.
Come on, man.
They're really, they're galvanizing.
We don't want that.
You got to let them.
That Monday came out.
They said, we still want to send them out.
Yeah, it's still going out.
Oh, okay.
I ain't no shit shut down.
Nah, that ain't shut down.
Let it shut down if you want to.
Oh, okay.
Pay your child support needs.
Yeah.
You probation, too.
People working for free now.
Shit, they better motherfuckers than me.
Yeah.
I would have been seeking other income.
Yeah, because if you was to ever try to, if you was the ever not show up for work, you would be fine.
But now they want you to come for free.
Now everybody's just using a bunch of sick days on their hands.
Yeah.
I don't blame them.
I don't blame them even.
Furlough.
I don't even know what that means.
That's just a fancy way of saying they ain't got your money.
Exactly.
Fuck that.
They're going to double up when they come back.
So you don't get all your time and a half and all that shit?
you just get your regular check you get to work again and get paid oh so you just working for free
now ain't no yeah you check coming no wow i thought they was going to reimburse you reimburse you for
the time off no like you come back and you be two checks up let's say to this closed down
figuratively speaking for two months you think they're going to come back and give all the federal
employees two month worth of back pay yeah at least some what no it's not going to happen
you're going to come back to work with your job if you did if you was able to make
the adjustments that you know they say you should be able to make if you're not
working damn yeah it's crazy man I thought motherfuckers was really gonna be
getting some extra like overtime pay or something damn I ain't never heard
that man to mind you I don't work for the federal government so I could be
wrong I mean shout out to everybody who got to go to work for free man if you
quit I definitely understand you know I definitely understand you got to start
getting to the airport three hours early, my nigga.
That's the thing, man.
That's why I respect the job.
Anybody working a job, I respect it, man,
because you're dealing with a different type of danger.
You know what I mean?
You got to be on somebody else's program
and do it sufficiently enough to where they continue
to let you come in and make money every day.
That's a, you know, you got to be a strong will person
to get up every day and do that.
Right, and then a lot of these places
they can fire you just because they want to,
especially in Georgia, it's a,
they can let you go for nothing,
just because they're tired of looking at your head.
That's a mean type of demonstration
They had to deal with right there
And that's the thing
All we do is just
You know, we just took the other way
Because we go through the same type of
You know, responsibilities
But it's just from a different perspective
We're able to set our own schedule
And make our own time of how we want to move
And do things
But the fact that you do that
This ain't for everybody
So the fact that you do what you need to do
To take care of your family, man
Don't never feel bad about having no job
Uh-uh, don't never let Pratt get in the way
of your goddamn hustle
shit oatmeal beat no meal if you ain't where you want to be shit it's all on you don't
ain't nobody gonna make your shit easy like they can ask me the other day who was hiring
I was like I don't know little bro but shit find you a little piece of goddamn job
then go look for one because it's easier to get one when you got to have one right
because ain't nobody going to goddamn get you nothing you got to find something that's
you where you're making something that right
Even if it's just washing dishes under the table,
you gotta have a hustle, burn.
And anybody try to make you feel bad about that,
get them to fuck them around.
Yeah, man.
They ain't for you.
Telling you.
Yeah, I mean.
Especially if you're a man.
Because ain't nobody, like, as a certain age,
motherfuckers gonna look at you like,
Nick, you better get busy.
You're a grown-ass man.
Right.
And nobody gonna have no sympathy for you.
This is gonna cut you.
The world gonna cut you off.
Cut you all.
And you're gonna be forced to hustle.
But don't wait until your water get cut off
to realize you ain't got no water.
Exactly.
because once it get cut off
it's going to be a whole lot harder
to get it turned back on it
it would have been for you to keep it right
and a lot of people got to understand
they charge you to turn it back on
a lot of motherfuckers got to understand
that it's hard
when you're out here trying to find
your own way in the world
and a lot of people don't respect
or appreciate your pockets
or your situations
because they think you living like them
a lot of people don't have the same respect
or treat their money the same way
hold on you're taking me to
know when to fucking get out of there you gotta know when to hold them no when to fold them
know when to walk away and know when to run that's some real shit i don't think that song
get enough credit man that niggins said some real shit on that song right there you got no way
you got to know when to hold them no when to fold them no when to walk away no when to run that's
the most important that's what you got to know when to run you can't count your money while
it's sitting on the table because it ain't yours yet
It ain't yours if it's sitting on the table.
It's still up for grabs.
Man.
That's the thing, though.
You win some, you lose some.
Some days you can't lose.
Some days you can't win.
But you got to be able to recognize those days.
Yeah.
And be able to know you in one
and know that another day is coming
if you treat the mentality that you're supposed to have
the way it's supposed to be true.
Yeah, if the end of the day,
you ain't in control of none of this shit.
No, no.
We don't control nothing.
Nothing.
You don't control nothing for real
because at the end of the day, like that.
And we all got one.
So, leave your life, baby.
The best possible way that you can.
Be the most efficient version
or whatever it is you are as you can be.
Yeah, man.
Don't continue to just be a nigger.
Be a better one.
Hello?
That's a T-shirt right there.
Don't just be a nigger.
Be a better one.
You can still be a nigger.
Uplift your.
But you got to be a robocop-ass nigger.
You got to be upgrading your shit every day.
Just like on my fucking flash screen and I'd say, do you want to upgrade right now?
You know, yeah, upgrade my shit all the time.
Updated everything.
I used to just be a nigger.
Now I got laser vision and shit.
I can do all types of ex-men type shit.
I'm proficient.
Nigger need an ice maker.
And that's all within you.
You got that in you too.
You just got to figure out what it is for you.
Yeah, man.
Stop trying to be like another nigger.
Wow.
and be the nigga you is.
That shit is crazy.
The average nigga got about three, four other
niggas trying to beat just like...
I read that in an encyclopedia, Britannical.
He had to go to the library to do it, too.
I looked it up by the Dewey Decimal System.
Yep.
Would you still be able to do that if you had to?
Nigg, I'm proficient.
For real?
That's the word I keep getting them with proficiency.
Yeah, bro.
I really came from that.
I just looked like this.
I was really into my book studies.
Heavy.
I could have been a scientist.
You know what I said I was going to do?
I said I was going to print out some map quest directions
and just drive somewhere just for old time's sake using a map quest.
You can? You used to do it.
Yep, just to do it.
Just to still go back to using the papers like you used to do.
If they ain't printing with the red ink, you bullshit.
Exactly.
And now you should be able to do it easy
because everybody be on their phone, man.
I don't understand how God is real.
If you don't understand God is real,
all you got to do is look at when you drive
and fuck with your phone at the same time.
You realize you ain't looked up, and you don't know how long.
I don't be like that.
I'm a look her up-ass, nigga.
But you be on your phone.
Nigger.
I try not to be.
But you can't.
It's crazy.
You really shouldn't do that shit, but niggas, nigga, you'd be goddamn.
Until you ride by the police and you have a turtle head.
Yeah, a real strong one.
Or you hit that hr-h-h-h-h-h-h.
That should have made you.
That's scared of shit out you right there, that hr-h-n-n-nig.
That's what Cardi B got her noise from the side of how the joy's on the side
Because she can't drive because she can't drive
Shout out the Waffle House for being affordable but still selling steak in that bitch. What the
hell grill Waffle House? Hey
Waffle House and Steakhouse on the side. Hey not only is it-
Tell me you ain't never had a Hens Waffle House steak. Not only is it affordable it is
always available.
Come on now.
At all time.
On Christmas day, you can get an all-star
special. All day. With some eggs with it.
Shut your way. The entire day. They opened
20. I don't know anywhere else
that's open 365, 24-7.
Never closed.
They don't ever close. Everything else
will be closed, but the Waffle House will be open.
Walmart closed, but the Waffle House didn't.
Most reliable shit in the world.
And it's always there when you need it.
Because you only need it when you need it, but whenever you need it, is one available to you.
Yeah, yeah.
Waffle House, my favorite goddamn C restaurant.
That shit is a C plus to me.
Good C plus.
Good C plus.
Strong C plus.
And that consistent C plus.
It'll never be an A.
And you graduate with that.
Bro, I'm just disappointed that I've lived to a point where things have changed in some aspect.
I remember when I was growing up...
A lot of aspect.
Bro, when I was growing up,
Pizza Hut pizza was the best shit on earth.
In the world.
On earth.
The most delicious shit you're...
Nigger, McDonald's french fries.
It's a folklore.
I don't know how when you a kid
how McDonald's was so good.
Nigel.
Now, I get scared if I had to eat some McDonald's.
Like, McDonald's do something in my body now as an adult
that I don't understand how I was ever able to digest this shit.
McDonald's chicken nuggets was so good.
You'll say some crazy shit like,
Grandma can't fucking cook anyway.
I don't know if I ever went that hard.
I'm just saying that's how good they were,
it'll put that on your spirit.
Yeah.
Well, you were freely filled like that.
Listen, things have changed in a lot of ways, low.
Things that, none of the food tastes the same.
Papa John's pizza don't taste nothing like you used to.
I only used to fuck with them as a novelty pizza
because their sauce was different,
but now their shit tastes like the shit.
And the shit across the street and the shit across the street.
Nick, I was trying to eat a dominole's piece
the other day, Nick, I had to pour a layer of grease
off the top first.
Listen.
Like, who the fuck eats this shit?
Cereal.
I used to love cereal.
They used to be delicious.
And now I can't drink milk.
Oh, my God.
You know what you got milk or do a meal?
They got 13 different kinds of milk.
I don't even know what the fuck I like no more.
There's things have changed.
How many people with numbers you know by heart?
None.
And I feel like a terrible person.
I know Clay number by heart
That's the only
Motherfucking number
Probably because you didn't have to use it
Because he didn't have the same number
For you had the same number
He got the same voicemail
Them the numbers you use
Them the only numbers you know by heart
The numbers you didn't remember your whole life
Your own number, your number
Like house numbers
House numbers
But that's it
And you don't know nobody else
You used to have to know everybody's number
By heart
And knew them
You used to know how to
He used to have to know how to get somewhere without GPS.
When the last time you had to write something that was longer than your name,
like physically write something that just wasn't your name?
Had to?
Yeah, like you actually had to sit down and write something.
Yeah, it's been a long time.
You know what?
The most I write now, not if I'm just outside of writing, just stuff that you write.
But even then, I type it in my phone.
But the most I find myself writing is when you take them into.
when we take them international flights
and got to fill out that paper.
When you got to, listen,
if you ever took an international flight
and you got to fill out that card,
that makes you feel like you had morning and meeting.
Because they make you feel like you shouldn't have never left.
What the fuck you're doing over there?
Who you stay with?
What was it located?
Did you bring any fruit back?
Like, what?
What?
How much money do you have on you?
Not a lie.
How much money did you take with you?
You'd be trying to answer.
How much money you got?
A few dollars?
How much?
Just a little bit.
Why?
Enough.
What the fuck, man?
Stanford 9 on that motherfucker.
That's the most right now.
But you write.
They don't have to write no more.
You don't have to do nothing.
Everything is in this box.
Like, though, the reality of having one of these 20 years ago, if you could take your cell phone and they still do everything, like you're the only nigga that's still connected to the one Verizon Tower in the year 2000, you'll be the smallest motherfucker on the planet.
Bro, I feel like I'm probably the only nigger who was totally with that whole goddamn
whatever they call that shit will the phone be remembering what you like and suggest.
I love that shit.
Bro, what if your phone fuck around and find the kind of holes you like?
And even the odds for you and tell you the ones that already like you back.
Hit her back.
Sir, which one ain't bullshit?
You should probably call.
It's going to get to that.
She texts back in one minute, eight seconds on average.
It's going to get to that.
She sends lots of heart emojis.
I think she likes you more than everyone.
Like, what?
Yeah.
Yes, I phone.
It's going to get to that.
And that's the thing.
The Love app.
What you're going to do?
Stop complaining.
You ain't going to do nothing.
What you're going to do?
Not use your phone.
You don't want to use GPS.
You don't like Tetris?
You're going to go by another phone.
That's going to have a cheaper version of the same shit.
What you're going to do?
You're going to have an Android version of the Love app.
You don't know if she's finding that because her pitch is blurred.
Exactly.
Exactly. You're going to have to live
like Weezy was dressed
at the game. You had to live off the grid.
Man, Weezy is dressed
like a creative grandmother these
day. Yeah. He in the game.
I just want to get that rich
where you don't give a fuck. When people tell you
you got to be somewhere and you just grab some clothes
and walk out the house, as long as
everything new, can't nobody say shit?
Exactly. Who's going to tell you something?
That's a level of confidence that most people will never get
to. Like, as many jokes
as a person may tell at the end of the day,
hey, that nigga is comfortable being him.
And I salute it.
Hey, that's the game, though.
I won't give a fuck what people thought if I had.
Once I get about $10 million, I'm gonna be dressing like Rick James
with the wig and there.
If I decided one day, I wanted to start being this nigga.
Chico, how much you had to have to start wearing zip-up gloves
with fingers missing, fingerless zip-up gloves?
Exactly what I got now
If I decide I wanted to do that
Right
Fuck it
Yeah
Ain't no amount of nothing
That's gonna make me
That's the thing
I don't base my life
Around the things
That I have or can get
I base my life
On the fact that I'm me
And what that means is
It don't matter what I got
If I want to do something
I'm gonna do it
And I'm gonna do it
And give a fuck about
What you think about it
That's the thing
How man
A lot of people
Think that some shit
Gonna happen
When you go outside
And be who the fuck you want to be
Ain't anybody gonna really
Fuck with you like that?
Yeah, and the same thing...
I'm not giving a fuck!
And the same things that happen when you being who you want to be
are going to happen with you being not who you want to be.
Oh, shit, that was so clear.
I almost came through that radio.
It ain't going to change because a lot of this shit you...
Hey, you ain't in control of none of it.
The world going to give you the same things
no matter, no matter whether you being yourself or not.
Somebody going to say we're giving too much of a fuck.
Somebody going to say it.
I mean, you know, for the niggas to fuck with us,
somebody need to hear that.
Stop giving the fuck about people's opinions of you.
It's just an opinion
It's a thought that somebody has
About who you are
They're entitled to think that
But you're entitled not to give a fuck
You want an example
Watch this
Chico, I disagree
Nothing happened
Yeah
The world is still the same
J.O.N. still over there on the machines
Hey, J.O.N.
Joe then went from a fashion
To a nigga that's going to hustle people
on the basketball board
We must have been here too fucking long
This ain't change outfits
Exactly
Let's fucking get out of here
Well
Welcome to the first
Rendition
of
85 South Show
Volume 1
2019
2019
Chico Bing
anything you want to wrap up with
you want to leave them with on this
because this is going to be another book in the volume
There's a lot of information
and a lot of context in this episode
Yep
2019
be who you are
figure out who that is and be that.
Stop being ashamed to yourself.
Stop pretending that you are happy when you're not.
That's why you got all these people out here sad
because they ain't took the time to figure out who they are
and embrace it.
Be you this year.
The whole year.
And next year and every year and day that God give you
the opportunity to be alive, be yourself.
And watch how good shit start happening for you.
Whoa.
Is that the key to life?
That's the key to mine.
Being yourself?
Being who I am, that's the key to mind.
I love what I love, I love who I love, and that's it.
That's it.
Well, well.
How about yourself, brother, Lowe?
You know me.
I ain't never gave up on you, and I never will.
I never will.
Part of my success is yours, because you push me to be a better motherfucker,
and if you feel like I'm successful, then I want you to be here right here with me, baby.
the whole process of the progress of the 85 South Show podcast was to make us better.
You understand?
Liberated, underestimated.
See, the game has been penetrated the same way that we've demonstrated.
A lot of niggas still going to hate it.
See, it gets deeper because the game gets weaker.
If you got a good woman, you need to learn how to keep her.
Stop looking at these holes named Tamika and Jamaica.
Just because they got big body parts in there, freak, you stop it.
Stop pulling all your money out your pocket.
Save some.
Turn your street money to your daily income.
And then some.
Whoa, real niggas do real things,
and that goes over a lot of people's head like my hoodie do.
I work harder, so I don't even have to be as good as you.
Ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ooh, that's a ball right there.
You want to look at what I have and try to compare our successes
and we're not playing the same games, my friend.
I love enough for the both of us.
I don't want to see you fail.
I just want to see us win.
That's another T-shirt.
I'm not in competition with anything or anybody.
I'm trying to build something that people can feel
when I ain't around.
Long after I'm gone.
That's all it's ever about.
You're going to feel my presence when I'm gone.
You're going to see how much energy I brought to the room.
And when you take me out the room, you're going to see it.
It's not there.
Don't never try to tell other people what their value is because you don't know why they're there.
Exactly.
Let some shit work the way it's supposed to be.
And once you figure out who you are, then you can continue to strive for big.
better shit. Because a lot of people, when they say I'm trying to find myself, I got to get the
fuck away from them. Because how the hell you're going to be you this long and not know who the
fuck you are? Them the same motherfuckers who tried to convince me that money don't buy happiness
or money don't make you happy. You don't have enough money to tell me if there's true
or false from my point of view. But see, that's my personal opinion. And that's one motherfucker.
I don't want to be around. Somebody with a whole bunch of money who don't even.
even know how to be happy you ain't figured out this shit yet right no you just ungrateful yeah i
heard i heard somebody say something that's real there's two types of people in the world people who
walk into a room and energize it and people who walk out a room and energize it which one of those people
you want to be shit and i'm not even here to try to tell you what's right or wrong
I'm just trying to tell you that it's a better way to do everything.
Because at the end of the day, the motherfucking day is over with.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Well, I said, well, I said, well, it's over with.
It's over with.
At some point, at every day, I don't get a fuck, who it is.
What a fuck got to lay down.
And you hope you wake up.
And before you fall asleep, guess what?
You're going to have that moment of clarity.
Where you think about all the shit that happened that day.
That's why you got to get ready for everything.
You got to turn some of that shit off, but, you know.
The only thing I ask is if you ever find yourself in a situation
where you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, don't run.
Face them.
That's part of it.
That's what come with it.
The sooner you start facing them, the sooner you can get it over with it.
Yeah.
on your shit
and that's what make it easier
when you love yourself
and love who you are
the consequences of your actions
and something that you are
very easy with accepted
they leave out though
you gotta respect yourself first
yeah
ain't no love without no respect
that's the first person
you gotta learn to love is you
yeah
gotta love self first
that's what you should start striving
to make sure people do
oh
it's a ghost in this movie
the motherfucking organ came on
that was so real
yeah that was so real
the ghost play the organ but that's the thing stop looking for people to love you
fuck love make them respect you yeah man that's it I mean love can allow you to do
anything ladies stop looking for love look for respect make a man respect you
can love you and fuck your sister but if you respect you will never put you in
a position to have to feel nothing like that because respect don't allow you to do
that but love is an emotion respect is a characteristic and respect goes a whole lot
farther than a lot of people know
and if you
disrespect yourself
it's going to open up
everybody else
to disrespect you
so
it's all about
how you carry yourself
don't project it
be real
stand on something
have some principles
even if they don't mean
shit to nobody with you
right
you got to believe
in something
right
something bigger than you
that what Quavo said
this shit bigger than you
All right, man, we ain't gonna bust your head too much, man,
but we had to leave that on now
because we sit up, we come on here
and we bullshit you so much.
We're gonna bullshit you in other ways to it.
Now, it's really up to you to sit here and listen
and go back again to figure out
what was really bullshit
and what the game was.
Right.
And that's how we get down at the 85th hour.
May the force be with you, my nigga.
This is not gonna be the last time
you see this settlement.
We're going to experiment with a different, a lot of different set up.
Yeah.
Tonight we just wanted this shit to look like a trapped living room.
Right.
Because that's where you was at.
Right.
You was in the living room with us.
This is a trapped living room, bro.
You got bongos and ashtrays and niggas dressed like this.
Right.
Just know we could be anywhere we want to be.
But we chose this.
You know why?
She, because this is the best space for we could be who the fuck we want to be.
It's an empty canvas back there.
Ain't no telling what the way.
fuck we might put back there next week.
I might bring some old G.I.
Joe's and bring them bitches up there.
Cooking monsters and some shit.
You never know?
Set up some old trading cards.
We might put a green screen behind that bitch
and be on the set of Friday, out of space or some shit.
Sitting in the living room on the Simpsons.
Yeah, bro.
This shit was real smooth.
I love this podcast we just recorded, man.
It just was smooth, just like sucking on a titty
in the sunset.
Where at? Which sunset?
Like on the California coast looking out at a beach or something?
Oh, man, you gotta be dressed like Greece.
I always invite niggas to try fly shit like that, bro.
It's not about the souvenirs you bring back,
but, like, where did you sneak off to suck her teddy and rubble her coochie real fast?
You probably didn't, because you was too worried about the souvenir.
Shout out to all the women that grabbed dicks out in public.
Got me feeling like a thigh at the grocery stuff.
Hey, go for it.
Yeah.
Shout out to Haynes, T-shirts, Fruit of the Loons.
Anybody who make white t-shirts where you can see your girl nipples through them.
Been wanting to say that.
That's been on my heart, heavy.
That's a beautiful sight.
Bro, when you can see a little ariola through the t-shirt,
that's how you know God is working.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That's the thing, man.
It's so amazing, man, to be going into another year.
Mm-hmm.
Doing what we do, man.
We've been doing it for a little while.
Man, shit, I'm going to keep doing it.
That's what I'm saying
I gotta just keep doing it
I really feel like I ain't
Fuck this bitch yet
I know we ain't even
I ain't even got in the house yet
I feel likeing me
She just started hitting me
She just started liking me
She just started liking me
I ain't even been in her house yet
Man nah
It's just the bad
They just start liking it
That's crazy
You ain't did shit
All I did was the work to get her
To stop liking
Shout out to that girl
With them red boots on
He's like stupid
You should do water bitching
Dude, they got a long zipper or what?
They got a long zip.
Hey, matter of fact, come and let them see them.
Come up here and let the people see the boots.
She's fine now.
Y'all got to see these stupid-a-boots.
Oh, oh, scratch your stuff, bitch.
Look, that big water is still like this.
Oh, oh.
We're the latest in fashion over boots.
That man got on some fingernails.
Y'all remember old-ass fingernails back of the day?
What you mean?
You built like this.
B.C. God damn. You better stop playing. She built just like you, niggins.
Well, you may leave that girl alone. That's that nigg got the white hound fucked up.
Ah!
Oh!
No, yeah. So, Luke, you're like, hell yeah. Big boost.
So you just got the game.
Until you just got the game to start laughing.
Same Rick James got the same boots on in this picture.
Same Rick James boots.
Hold on, they might be on the inside.
Damn, he ain't got them on right here.
That's a cold nigga.
That's a cold nigga.
That's a cold nigga right there.
Look at this shit.
Look at the shoe.
That they got on some Haratchez with a hard bottom on.
Nigger.
A French dude made them shoes for Rick Dan.
Damn, that this shit might not never go back to how it was.
I don't fucked up.
There'd go.
Yeah, man.
But this is 85, South Show.
We would like to invite you to continue to support the guys.
We will be on the road here soon.
Coming to a city near you, go to the website, grab some merch, stay with who you with.
Hopefully y'all still be together by the time we get there.
To all the ladies out there who have personal interest and your favorite character here on the 85th show,
just know that we love and respect that.
Big Titty's all in the building.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, most definitely.
And you and you appreciate it.
Yeah.
Double D music.
Triple D music.
A C Cups and up.
B cups, what's up?
C cups, come see us.
D cups, we'll drink from those.
Double D.
Drunk, drunk.
Yeah.
And if your titty's bigger than a double D.
Who?
Heavyweight tits.
Shout out to them big little tities.
They look little until you see them
and they really big.
Man, the chin that was bigger.
Yeah.
No bad.
But I always want to sprinkle that in there.
Sprinkle them.
Fat asses, medium Buddhists.
Little Buddhists matter.
All shapes, sizes, contours, big women.
Short women.
Them little untie-shaped bitches.
Lades with big heads.
Small heads.
Little ears.
Little toes.
Wind is 4-4.
Y'all about to make the hood really start back fucking the job.
Because Wendy's gonna switch the game up.
Now they're giving you nuggets and frass.
Play that shit, bro.
That's their Wendy's 4'4-4 music.
Shout out the Wendy, they push the game up.
Shout out the Wendy, they switch the game up.
Hold up, don't even do it.
Don't even make a jingle, bro.
Because since you're doing it, shout out the City Trends.
Oh, City Trends.
City Trends.
Show us much love.
Salute the City Trends, man.
Yeah.
City Trends is out here
vibing with us rocking with.
You need that outfit,
then go to CityTrent.
Shout out to all the professional athletes
that love the show, man.
Send us some tickets, man.
We're definitely come fuck with the game.
They've got damn tickets, man.
Send us some tickets to the off-ass games
that you know ain't nobody coming to.
We don't even really want to be around
a bunch of motherfuckers, man.
Come on, bro.
Ain't nobody said put me on the flow.
I just want to be in that back section
with a nigger who keep bringing the food and shit
just look out
I'll buy the shit
I don't care who you play
I don't go fuck what
bro whatever team you play for
we fuck with them because it's your team
we fuck with you
gonna come see about you
whatever sport it is man
invite us to some shit
stop blacking us in private
salute to the young mother to Rick Cohen
he fuck with us
nigga Steve Smith
fuck with that's what I'm saying man
we come into the game
to take all day the name
Yeah, I don't even.
Dionne Sanders.
Prime Time.
Prime Time.
This niggas is an icon.
One of the biggest, one of the coolest flyers to ever live.
In history.
In history of niggas.
Primetime.
This nigga.
It's one of the greatest niggins.
This is the only nigga that intercept a football, take his chain out and run the ball back.
And then go catch a baseball.
Come on.
Professionally.
The same day.
The same day.
You know how hard that is to play two professional sports on the same day.
man, prime time did that.
Now, he should be a billionaire, just off GP.
Ain't know what.
He should just be a billionaire.
He should have made about $500 million playing baseball.
Some motherfuckers was just awesome, though.
And he made, the best thing about Dion Sanders as an athlete
that don't nobody mention is Dion Sanders was the athlete
that made motherfuckers feel like you can do this shit.
Exactly.
Jordan didn't have the, Jordan was like a fucking space creature.
Yeah.
Dion made motherfuckers feel.
feel like, nigga, you could do this shit.
And you know why?
That nigga got drafted, had 90 chains on.
With the curl.
And was cool.
He looked like a nigga you knew.
Yeah.
Everybody, like, man, having that.
On the big cell phone.
On the big cell phone.
If you just got drafted, this is the most important shit going on.
Who are you talking to?
Prime time.
That ain't even our business, though.
Prime Time made up a damn.
He probably was on the phone with Rick James or somebody fly like that.
This is a hammer.
Somebody crazy.
This hot cold.
Prime Time is.
Prime Time made a dance up that it don't matter what hood you from.
If you grew up watching Prime Time and you caught a touchdown, you did the Prime Time.
You did it.
If you caught an interception when you playing football in the street and took it back for a touchdown
and you get a high step and then when you score, that's what I'm saying.
That's prime time right there.
Deandis taught you what to, he taught you how to score a touchdown.
He lets you know what to do when you get there.
You don't just hand the ball to the ref.
I just work for 90 yards to get down here.
I'm going to take these last goddamn five for me.
And I'm going to dance all the way to the motherfucker.
I can't dance in the end zone.
That's against the rules.
But if I outrun these niggas and I'm by myself,
I can do it the fuck I want to do.
It wasn't even against the rules back then.
Primetime was so cold with it.
But that's what I'm saying.
Liggas was 30 yards away from him.
He could have took his goddamn shit off and made a sound if he wanted to.
And he fucked with us.
That's what's up.
There's a lot of grates that fuck with us, man.
It's amazing, though.
I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
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