The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Essential Workers W Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly And Chico Bean | Ep. 231
Episode Date: April 10, 2020During the pandemic Chico Bean pulls up to the trap living room to talk about all thats been going on in the world. Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly tap in one time to discuss how to keep your mind rig...ht during the The Rona and talk about DC's new Tik Tok account. The coldest podcast don;t stop and keep the laughs going cuz the squad is essential workers! get ya merch! https://85apparelco.com/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I still can't go outside.
You said your girl is a dime, but y'all still can't go outside.
Shit, we outside now.
We outside now.
Hey, hey, we outside now.
Come on.
We outside now.
Everybody over there.
We outside now.
If you need the ass, shit, I bought my mask.
Come on.
I said, just in case you need to.
I need the ass.
Damn.
I bought my mask.
We ain't got none.
So I guess we asked.
We ain't got none.
So I guess we asked.
We ain't got none.
So I guess we asked.
Hold on, man.
We need a microphone for you, bro.
Mike him up.
Who?
You?
I'm already mic up.
Yeah, I'm in there.
I'm in there.
You miced up.
We can't start immediately, though.
We got to talk shit for like eight minutes.
And then we gotta start the show.
Right.
Start the show.
We got to show.
start to show my shit all the way for you got you go you got the wireless me and mom was that's
shit the house man it's over with bro i think you're done for a year my name thanks so i think it's
over for the whole year for the year you're done thank it's over for the year they ain't putting it
back together it's over with bro i never even thought of this it's 2021 you better start looking
towards the future it's over with nigger you're not going nowhere this year if 2020 has
been put on reserve.
Hey, that's what you want.
Hey, that's what you want.
Don't ask Uncle Tico what you think about it.
We all fit to die.
It's over with it.
I mean, shit.
Breaking news.
Break the music.
Stop the music.
Wait, wait.
Chico B.
First of all, this is the 85 South Show.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
We got Chico Bean.
He came in the fucking
on the super underground bunker
aka the trap living room.
Now, what's you?
you said right then made us stop everything and i want you to look right in that camera and say what you
said it's over with you might as well stop prepping for 2021 it's over with the world just shut down
for 2020 it's over you better start getting your shit and you ever come out 2021 ready because
it ain't it ain't going down ain't nobody going back to work ain't over nah nah you're gonna do
it's gonna be all live stand-up from the living room i ain't doing no live stand-up
live stand-up i'm not i refuse to do a last thing like this though y'all like think about if somebody
came too far shut the world down like this in december well shit shut down exactly i see you
ain't look at you all open whiffra ain't got no show nobody got no show then just the beer and
ain't got no shit we're gonna happen you thought i was crazy we said they turned the water off the whole
they shut they didn't even they didn't turn the water no no he's talking about just the water
of getting money and oh yeah yeah yeah they should that shit done they say y'all need
too many niggas get money that's what it was too many niggas buy and shit we got to shut this shit
If they do let us out at summer, right, if they do say, all, summertime, you can go back out.
With people coming out, people coming out with money in their pocket?
Niggas going to have to get back to the bread for at least three months before they can start buying shit again.
Damn.
So what's that?
September?
As soon as you can go outside, the rent people are going to be like, come on now.
And we've been waiting on you.
And we didn't skip, springtime has been, it's over with.
Ain't no spring.
You're going to go straight from out of the house to the summer.
So who the hell I need to talk to?
Oh, they ain't going to give us that.
I'm gonna move to Italy, nigga.
For real?
Yeah, you wanna get your bills paid.
You gotta move to-
Oh, but don't worry about, I'll get that bad.
Hey, have you been looking outside, though.
Yeah, beautiful.
Man, it's beautiful.
It's nice people outside.
It's nice people outside.
The birds are looking like, niggie, all ain't coming out.
Nope.
It's like crazy.
I think I miss pigeons.
I ain't seen a pigeon and I don't know how long.
I'm about to just get some bread.
Pigeon, you know, they can't fly.
They're walking.
They're like, nigger.
We're coming out to do you, this.
Man, this coronavirus shit is crazy.
And we really out here.
Outside.
When they're gonna east the castle, church clothes.
Damn, he's gonna be butter rabbit.
Ah, ow!
Ain't no Easter egg.
No.
Ain't no Easter egg.
You're gonna have to do that shit.
Some famous people that have contracted the coronavirus.
No, I'm tired of here about you.
I'm saying slim thug first.
Damn.
Nigger, Scarface.
Now the funeral is over and all this heads have dried up.
That man got the coronavirus, dog.
James Dolan, the owner of the Knicks.
Who?
The owner of the Knicks.
James Dolan. Senator Rand Paul.
Nick of Prince Charles?
Prince Charles? Who the fuck of that?
The nigga who left?
No, no, no, that's his son.
Prince Charles, the father.
Oh, I was like, this is like, fuck this shit.
Nick, the mayor of Miami.
The mayor of Miami.
Damn.
The man of Miami, who the fuck is that?
His name is Francis Suarez.
He got that shit?
He got that shit.
He got cocaine, too.
Sophia Trudeau, the wife of the Prime Minister,
Justin Trudeau of Canada.
Damn.
Damn, Prince Albert the second of Monaco.
What about the first or the third?
Carl Anthony Towns reveals, he plays for Timberwood.
His mother is in a coma due to coronavirus.
Who?
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
Mama in the coma because of coronavirus.
Rest in peace to DJ Black and Mound, New Orleans bounce DJ,
died after the coronavirus diagnosis.
Man, it looked like we're doing the damn.
Tell a commercial right now, Reed.
That shit, that shit's sad than a motherfucker, man.
I'm telling it, man.
Civil rights leader of Reverend Joseph E. Larry died, but he had nothing to do with the coronavirus.
He just said, fuck this shit.
Who?
I'm out of here.
Who was that?
Joseph Lowry, famous civil rights leader.
He got a parkway, 98.
He was ready to go.
We write off Joseph Lowellie.
Yeah, he was ready to go.
Joe, man.
He's going to talk about Joe like that, man.
He just said he got the fuck out of here, though.
He was 98.
He was ready to go anyway.
9 8 9 8 yeah he let us see
but this the thing though you're like oh g salute o j
rest of pieces somebody put that working let me ask y'all like
fucking right i think they if show us the zombie man that all you don't want to see this
shit i want to see him listen every hour this coronavirus shit gets worse than work have you seen
how much shit the doctors got a way to go in there yeah the whole hazmatis yeah man that's
about to be the new fashion that's all you're gonna be able to buy you got to
Coronavirus, that fuck it up, man.
Cud, man, you don't want to hit by everybody got that shit, man.
Like, real talk, bro, like, they got it, man.
Everybody do got that shit.
They got it, man, everybody got it.
It's just a matter of time.
So you think everybody got it, but we coming back outside.
Like I said, it's over with.
That's over with it, man.
Nick, all right, if you had it, you had it.
They, it's shit, been broke out in October.
They just said somebody two weeks ago.
Have you seen shit on land?
It's motherfuckersers be like, fuck that shit.
People are having a whole parties and shit, man.
The whole, they had a whole party all way up.
Man, I-95 in Florida.
They had to shut the fucking interstate, man.
But Florida, I can respect with Florida, dog.
Because Hurricane season ain't even came yet.
They down there doing the middle of where the hurricanes going on.
New York niggas having a whole block party.
Now, if you got a New York ID right now, you are a fugitive.
Like, you're going to pull, they're going to take you and put you in a Tupperware container if you're from New York right now.
You can't even go nowhere if you, if you pull out a New York license, they're going to put you in a plastic bowl for 14 days.
I'm just saying like that man,
nink walk around here with a whole bunch of other shit
and y'all tripped by Corona.
Hey, man, let's move.
The niggins bed had a bunch of other shit,
right, boy.
Chico, you're gonna get checked, boy.
You got that thing.
Oh, love you, C.
It ain't Corona.
DC.
You think you're calling the Corona.
Uh-uh.
Check this out.
That boy got dead.
That new thing.
Listen to this.
Art Kelly is seeking to be released
from jail due to coronavirus pandemic.
He been giving any whole corona.
People tripping
He's the furry motherfucker who's spread to corona
You pee-on on something like that's Corona
When you pee on somebody that is
Automatically
That's automatic Corona
So you say he definitely not getting out
You get out, boy, you've been
that had Corona
Yeah, he's not getting out
It's like tuberculosis, man
I said
You got locked up last week
You got another tuberculosis
You got, watch that
I see the meme that said
If it was COVID-15
He had fuck with it
Niggie shot the fuck out
I swear to God
They said, Kelly, if it was COVID-15 instead of COVID-19, that that nigga, the internet fucked up, man, niggas been going crazy.
We're on the internet being fucked up.
I know, that's what I'm saying, the internet, we have shifted to where you could just be fucked up all the time from the house.
I don't know why they announced this, but Coachella is counselor.
Which I believe Coachella had a lot to do with this shit.
Remember my motherfuckers went down there was nasty.
Everybody was fucking.
I'm trying to tell you.
This is walking around.
here with all the shit and it ain't the corona man need to tell him that corona no that ain't what
me is it what that thing you need to ask your doctor doc is it at my club for everything
what's everything though listen your doctor can lie to you sometimes he might thank you good
for everything but look who I forgot you y'all want some comedian news man listen
amy schumer released the top list photo
to show solidarity with pregnant women
during the coronavirus.
Is she pregnant?
I don't know.
Who are that?
This is just, I'm just, I'm just, really good.
See what I'm saying?
It's niggins walk around here with other shit.
And you're thinking the coronavirus?
But that's, but niggas been walking around with other shit.
Your whole life, you've been walking around the mall
and at the movies with niggas.
All them, them type of sneezes.
The meme was to make you look back like, bro,
what the fuck you've been,
Humsy!
One of them in the middle of the movies.
You don't even trip.
You'd be like, brus something wrong.
And go back to watching the movie.
What was he sneezing out?
You ain't give a fuck.
Banana about it's not everybody scared.
They say Ebola had niggas.
Eyes bleeding.
They was bleeding out their ass and everything.
What?
And that shit ain't spread?
Bro.
Shit, it did.
That shit just fell off.
It did.
Yeah.
They just started giving that shit about it.
They just stopped hearing about it.
They start giving that shit out.
You guys stop pulling that shit over here.
It ain't.
I don't know what the fuck I'm about to do.
Bro.
You put that shit over there.
Dog.
Put that shit over here.
The fuck be like,
All right, that's bad.
Kids is laid off from school, man.
How do you get laid off from school?
My daughter is laid off from school.
She got furloughed from school.
Fortin-A-win.
Where was this shit when we was in school?
And then they keep sending my son.
They ain't never released nothing
they could have kept us home for more than a day.
They keep sending my son home for them.
And then me as a concerned parent,
I'm like, how the fuck he gonna know this shit
if ain't nobody taught it to him?
You couldn't get me at home for the,
hey, Reed.
What would we did at home for a day?
Fucks the shit.
Well, what?
But legally, though.
I mean, what do you want to do?
You know, everybody gained on, well, who got a game?
I think we different, my name.
Move around bikes.
We different.
My man Randy in third grade came to school with the chicken pox.
Nick, his people sent him to school with the chicken pops.
Yeah, with the-
With-the-school.
At school, this nigga in school wrapped up in the towel like James Brown.
Nick, he had the chicken pox in the third grade.
They didn't stop them from going to school.
Wait a minute.
Niggies are coming to school with the caramel-ocean, well.
Yes, that Nick Randy came to school.
school with the chicken pops.
Man, you shouldn't have said his name because
somebody going to sue Randy.
He gave somebody at this school.
I'm going to tell you no.
They used to put on that caramel
lotion when the kid had that thing.
Calamine.
Who?
Calamine.
That pink shit.
The pink shit.
That pepto lotion.
Yeah, they'll be little dots.
Yeah, Lord Dats.
What's wrong with you?
Man, got them pops.
You know the fuck.
You know the fuck?
You ever had that shit?
You ever had that shit?
Hey, yeah.
You had chicken popcorn?
Hell yeah.
Everybody had chicken popcorn.
Everybody had chicken popcorn.
Everybody had chicken popcorn.
And there wasn't that the most fucking shit?
There ain't a lot of people in here, either.
Just so you know.
You just woke up and like,
Nicky got chicken pock.
This shit just came out of nowhere.
Everybody had spots on, they said,
like, nigger was a leper.
You ain't a real nigger.
You still got a chicken pox scar on your body.
Somewhere.
You scratched off a chicken pop.
It looked like an in-dink.
And I don't like a look like,
you haven't seen the female head to chicken pot.
Yeah, the little chicken pop mom.
Look like she got shot with a BB gun.
Uh-huh.
You're like, that's crazy.
Man, this shit crazy, man.
She scratched it.
Like, according to the world,
I didn't risk my life coming out of the house.
You did.
You shouldn't, but you did it.
For the people.
I mean, I said it's gonna be a day where we're gonna be outside
in like the astronaut suits, bro.
Didn't I say that?
We gotta say one day.
Hold up though, this the crazy.
You remember when Tom Hanks and his wife came out
and said they had the shit?
Uh-huh.
They didn't go to the hospital and shit.
In Australia they did.
Oh, they did.
So his wife named Rita Wilson.
Yeah.
And her ass, her sick ass was at home in quarantine.
She didn't wrap the whole verse, the OPP.
Yeah.
Saw that?
Oh, yeah, I did see that.
Rida Wilson. Shout out to Rita Wilson.
I don't trust no niggins.
That whole family be sneaking and doing black shit now that you, you know, like they putting shit on social.
Like the son Chet.
This motherfucker really think he's Jamaican.
Chet.
His girl got a fat ass of everything.
That's the most unidentifiable name is Chet.
You can be anything with your name Chet.
Yeah.
All the minorities.
Yep.
You can be anything you want with a name Chet.
They got some serial named Chet.
They just will make you think of just like everything.
Like the Chicks, the party mix.
Yeah, exactly.
That's some bullshit.
Oh, uh, shout out to Offset.
What happened? What happened?
He's just a real ass nigga.
Nigger was on, got caught on live hiding his phone from Cardi B.
That shit was hilarious.
That's all the fuck we've been doing is at the house watching people have concerts on Instagram.
Right.
Shout out to that nigga boost it because he didn't put your pussy lips on live.
I give $1,000 a real song.
Right, right.
Keep on $1,000.
Once they start really putting them pussy lips on there.
Another month, them pussy lips come in.
coming consistently.
Kim is Wade to Revenue.
I know they got some pussy.
I know that I said some pussy lips.
I ain't even seen.
You ain't even seen.
Man, it's you right now in the damn, D.C.
You don't like the look of pussy.
I do.
I do.
Not for $1,000.
But you know what's fucking.
Because all the women who don't have no pussy lips,
can't put their pussy lips on now.
What about the woman?
They got a lot of pussy lips.
Would they get that $1,200 like the stimulus bill?
He'd probably going to pay them two or three times.
He could get them $7.50.
They said, they said, they said,
This is an old child support can't get that check.
Niggas that old child support can't get that check?
We won't get that check.
Don't that way.
Oh, yeah, we ain't getting to nowhere.
I don't get a fuck.
Where did it go?
Who they're taking the money from?
Because the bill's still coming out my money.
So am I paying these things?
Yep.
That bullshit.
You're going to be paying it.
Nigger every season is canceled.
Don't say that.
My birthday right around the corner.
Right, it's right around the corner.
But you're going to be right in the house.
Right in the house.
You can't go nowhere.
You know what I told you.
All I wanted for my birthday was.
to just see 500 tithies that's it we can do that ain't never seen before 500
yeah the titter thong you can do that that's all i want you can do that right now and i
but i was trying to get them to figure out fly if is it is it a set do that that count is one
or do you get two tities each time count two yeah so i can see two tithes yeah so i can see a
set of titty and call that all those will be set found separately
because i'll do the same i'll add up the single titties because that's probably gonna make the
number oh I probably end up seeing like 507 or some shit like that because
somebody gonna send so many what about sagging teddy you know you got I love them
actually that count as a whole titty or a titty and a half that's a whole
titty okay what about little chases that kind of like a titty with no cuffin
that ain't even one titty that do get what they got to see you like multiple
pictures she got to say you like three pictures one for the area but on
the only seven know a panoramic view yeah it got to be like but you know how those
Those artists, they'll get people together and then everybody like lay down in the street and shit like that.
This is really like one of those pieces for me in my mind, just to stimulate my creative.
It's like a collage or titties.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like a collage too.
Like who tithes to me?
It's not about the person.
It's not about that.
It's just about the tits.
It's about the art.
And it ain't even sexual.
It's about the art of the breasts.
And that's the perfect music.
Yeah.
It's the perfect music for this.
You got them.
Briss.
Don't that sound like titty.
You got sagbreads.
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That sounds like, you know.
She doesn't sound like she's getting them ready to take your picture now.
Powder.
It's an old day bit right now.
You ain't smoking dope.
Oh, they're like, okay, my nigga.
coronavirus everybody practicing social distancing until the blunt get rolled up
once the blunk get rolled up social distance to change
coronavirus i gotta get to get a hit of this mung split up
i just hope don't none of my end words get the c word you feel that's cold
right there bro i've been talking so much shit on twitter man i said this shit
i said america is getting exposed right now yeah i see that you say you can fight but you
You're about to fail the fifth grade.
You're about to fail the fifth grade.
You can't even do basic shit.
Who that?
America.
This shit, why, man?
You don't see what the president talking so much shit right now.
Donald Trump.
This nigga is one of the most evil niggins I have ever seen.
I ain't looking at that shit.
That nigga basically went on the news and say,
look, if I don't like you, y'all ain't getting shit.
He said, he said, if I don't like you,
I'm not even calling you.
That's how you know I don't fuck with you.
If I have somebody else call you, I don't fuck with y'all.
I mean, hey.
Exactly what he said.
He said, why you're talking about them?
Man, you know who that is?
Man, I ain't understand that man.
He said if you have one.
He said some motherfuckers didn't thank him enough.
Right.
He said he got to people check it to make sure nobody said that he wasn't their president, so he
make sure that he wouldn't send them no money because why would you want some money for me if you don't want my money with me?
You don't want my money.
If you don't fuck with me, what you want my money for, my nigga?
What you mean?
I mean, I'm giving out money, but not to you, you ain't my partner.
You ain't my partner.
Who is this nigga, man?
Man, that is the joker.
The real-life joker.
That my fuck got on till you see what the lady was like,
I had a slight fever.
He was like, oh, bitch, what the fuck?
And stepped off on her on a live broadcast from the White House.
But look, that nigga put this one.
You gotta look at who this motherfucker used to be around
before he was president, man.
This motherfucker used to be around.
Bish of Don Juan and Snoop and Pop.
That nigga was fucking with rappers and shit.
He was in home alone.
Get the, I'm telling you.
That nigga was in home alone, man.
How hell he just all of a sudden switch?
Hey, that's how it worked.
Listen, you know what the world thing song is now?
You know the last motherfucker he was kicking it with before the presidency?
Who?
Motherfucking Meenie leaks.
He was?
Man, she was on the apprentice.
Oh, she was.
Dang.
Oh, he down so on.
Meek, your big nose out.
What's up?
Man, that's her old nose.
She ain't got that nose no more.
Boy, that nose got bigger.
She didn't refurbished the nose.
Man, she bought a whole white lady nose.
No.
No, that's big, yeah.
That's no big too.
No it ain't.
My dog, I just seen them, but that motherfucker hugh.
I ain't seen them in a minute.
It might be another one.
It might have been in a group back.
I don't do nothing.
Do they say sometimes?
No, they do.
They say the silicone go down and they're going to rise again.
He's like, blah.
Bro.
Noses grow back.
That's crazy, man.
You know what Mike got his shit done every time.
Boy, Mike got his shit done all the time.
No, why you see like he just wanted to keep getting a new shit.
No, but they lied to Mike, man.
You're white. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
He never said, man. The thing songs of the world is Buster Rhymes,
Wooha got you all in check.
Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Everybody in check. You at the house.
All of, this is what real power looks like, America.
You realize now what real power look like, well, motherfucking tell you, you can't go.
With outside clothes. How much power you got to have to close outside?
I was about the rollerblender, and I thought about what you just said.
You damn, nigga, outside is closed.
Outside is closed, my name.
Right, nigg. It's a time limit.
curfew the fuck bruh niggins on a whole house arrest schedule like you had the
halfway house right now what you've been doing at the crib man kicking it with my daughter man
the past time kicking it with my daughter man that's it that's because you know that our kids take
the biggest ill with us being gone so much right so being able to be there every day with her like
that and just kicking with her and last night we was she ain't know who stevie wonder was
she ain't know who richard uh uh uh little richard was and her grandfather played in lord richard's band
For real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Clifford Burks. That's my mother's father.
So, yeah, so.
And I showed her all that. We was in the basement kicking it, man. We've been kicking it.
She's been trying to get me to get a TikTok. I refuse.
Bro, you got that. You got that shit, that's five.
A hugger and dad in the band.
Oh, I got you.
You got something in that.
Well, you got to do the TikTok, bro.
For real.
I saw you last night to the news.
You said you good at social media.
No, that shit is a lot, nigger.
To remember them fucking words that them kids, let me tell you something.
Mine was real quick. You're sick.
second thing like, all right, if you don't like that, delete it.
Bro, these niggas, you have to cut it, know the words, play it back, trim the video, cut that
motherfucker, put another effect on a big, and then, and let me tell you something, if y'all
niggas are great at that, you're a video editors.
That's crazy.
You need to take that shit and do it on a bigger platform.
Because what them kid got to go through now, my nigg, let me tell you something.
But they was raised up with it.
It's not the same.
It's like us with the PlayStation.
When we went what a PlayStation look like to a nigga who grew up playing Atari.
like what is this shit you mean tell me you can save the place that you was at and
start from there on regular Nintendo and shit nigger whatever the game turned off
that's what the game in there is a rock that's it niggins over with you better lead that bitch on
pause and hope your mama don't come in there turn the tv on there because if you're making the mike Tyson on punch out if you're making the mic
punch out if you turn that game off you back at glass Joe one second I just want to look at the
camera for all the parents who ever said playing that game is gonna fuck the TV up
You lied to us.
You was a lying motherfucker.
In all the history of the world,
it ain't been a Nintendo that tow a fucking TV up nowhere.
Yep.
I had my...
I had my PlayStation up.
The circuit go out, like, I think the lightning hit that big.
Hit your PlayStation and hit the circuit play.
That's swore on everything.
That motherfucker said...
That niggas just got a bad one.
You see how a nigger then gave his Nintendo a whole diagnosis.
diagnosis.
Hey, bro, I swear.
Lightning struck.
Bro.
I swear that they motherfucker said.
You got to have a story like that when your body's come over though.
So when white people, you know why you can believe it.
Because they had a fucking video.
My dad was putting the boat up and got struck by lightning.
We sent the video to America's point of his own video.
The whole lightning on his shit even.
He said, whatever he said.
Who is out here?
Nicker real nigga dude get lying in sometime
What fuck did you talk about?
He had to follow through man
Salute the DC for not giving up on a point
You gotta be a real nigga to follow your point all the way through
When ain't nobody else with it like fuck y'all, nigger
A t' t' t'oos.
Man you better make sure you say what you want to say on this motherfucker
Because next week it's gonna be the niggas outside
With the yellow suits up right
The man we all
With them homosexual suits
We all want to get put in a sandwich bag
They put niggas in sandwich bags.
Really?
They're gonna knock on your dog in their yellow suit.
Put your nuts in this Ziploc bag.
What?
Hey man.
Put your whole genitals in this Ziploc bag.
I don't know.
Look, we are asking questions.
Put your dick in this bag or get shot.
Gonna put them in there.
I think we essential workers, though.
No disrespect to the people who are in the hospital
salute to all of y'all, man.
Salute y'all.
All the people that work at the grocery stores,
CBS, the gas station.
You motherfuckers, they gotta be in there.
be in there no matter who come in there you in there you got to go to work well we're here for y'all
so when you're sitting in the gas station at 2 o'clock in the morning because they won't let you get
off and you sit in there and it's been dead since 1 o'clock in the afternoon you can watch us so we
make it so the essential workers can have some things to get through their essential work well even if you
at work it ain't nobody coming in there instead be thankful because that means ain't nobody in there
with the corona yeah yeah yeah i definitely been checking on the old folks man listen my mama so
gangster man like she's so gangster your mama is a gang she don't give a fuck about like the shit
that people take because you know we we come from the hood man we've been ducking and dodging
pandemics our whole life you know a lot of shit they don't count as pandemics been pandemics
niggas is a pandemic in the real talk your shit for real for real niggas you've been
ducking niggas your whole life you can survive the coronavirus because niggas is a whole lot more
efficient because they walk up on you with it you know I mean you know they're coming and this is
And this is real.
And it's contagious.
And it's contagious.
Oh.
The Corolla has been in the entire time.
My nigga, he ain't bullshit in that weed.
For real.
You see what that weed do, bro.
Where you get this shit in, bro?
Do you see what that motherfucking weed do, man?
I love weed, man.
This shit is beautiful, man.
But she don't have that.
She's like, man, look, man, I didn't, I grew up, you know,
I raised my boys by myself, and this shit ain't stopping me from living my life.
I'm a die one day.
one day talk your shit and I'm like what I just don't let it be from this
shit mama she was like fucking I'm you got hey you ain't ready you better be
ready I'm getting old so I'm glad you're checking on me but I'm checking on
you because you got to be around this bitch when I'm gone that's the job
right I'm like man I'm strong fuck bed in the house sweet my garage do some
productive shit she's talking that real shit man it's shit man you can't let
listen you got to be smart be careful but also stay preyed up
walk in in faith man you I feel not you dig what I'm saying how you catch it you
you just catch it brother ors maize he's just so oris maize brother ors he went crazy he went
crazy brother oris maize spoke last week on preparation you see what I'm saying I think he
need to talk again I think we need to go to his church or his maize yeah his church is
online just like everybody else is there now you know I'm not going to hold you
I'm not gonna hold you. That's gonna be Orris May section. That wasn't called. When his shit pop up on it. Welcome back to I'm not gonna hold you. Amen. It's been a glorious time since we last
sat here and discussed what we discussed when we discussed it.
Brother Chico Bean has joined us today. Yes, I am. Welcome brother. Glad to make it back to my
my home and you know it's been rough out here pastor and I've been I've been I've been thinking about all of the things that I've taken for granted all of these years like
squirrels and pigeons and things of that nature we also I'm here with my brothers again I just want to say I'm glad I'm happy amen and I am blessed
we also have Pastor John past that blood pastor
with Phil a.m. a.k.a. Pastor Blunt
Here we are, here we are.
Well, let's get right into the segments, brother.
Hey, matter, huh?
What the fuck is wrong with this single man?
He had to cough, man.
That's why he had to do that.
They were about to cough.
It's illegal to cough now.
Don't sneeze or cough, you got to leave.
So that's what he would do.
He was like,
He had to laugh the cough off, niggins.
You see it live right here on 95.
Hey, this time to show you who really love you, Nick.
Wait.
Hey!
If a nigga hold a cough in.
That thing is it.
You see the old white man trying to hold that cough in on the news.
Hell yeah.
For real.
Hey, man.
Listen, this shit crazy, bro.
How the fuck did we get here, y'all?
What happened?
I think it is stupid, bro.
You know what happened, bro.
I don't know, but you see during the time,
we ain't given to fuck my,
none of that.
I ain't like that shit, scud, cheek on, call on, man.
Bro, what if this really it?
If it's it, we're going out with a bank club.
And we're going out like the right way.
Boom, boom, boom.
Like that.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, man.
Fuck that shit.
Let me get a napkin, but he didn't got me.
Man, I don't know.
He didn't stupid, bro.
For real, that dick had to hold that.
That's fucked that.
That's fucked.
They just freely cough.
Hey, you smoking weeds still held the car.
That niggas said, f-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
Niggas should know what the weed cough sound like.
Hey, boy.
That's a shit, hey, boy.
Yeah, that's the thing.
But that's the thing, Lowe's.
If they don't give us a preview,
what do the corona cough sound like?
They ain't even let nobody have one publicly yet.
Everybody just said they got that shit.
Be like, man, you know, I feel it.
Brother, what their part is, they won't even let us see what it is.
Yeah.
What is it?
It's a tube.
They just came up with some shit.
They say we got them.
I asked her what the niggins saying.
I said, why y'all ain't got nothing to test it?
I said, y'all got Q-Tense.
He said, we got Q-Tee.
They don't have the kit.
They ain't got the kit.
Man, you seen the test?
He ain't seen the test.
They pull a Q-tip out there.
They give you for the STD test, nigger.
Right.
And stick that bitch up your nose.
I'm like, nigger, total recall.
What the fuck is going on?
This shit total recall out here, bro.
Show me the three-titty, bitch.
I want to see.
Y'all been holding her for all these years, man.
Let them out.
We know us the Ninja Turtle.
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overthinking this shit no we're not you are on the right path can you just put a light bulb
in my head like chico is on something what we are over licking it mean and black it's about it's about
that time it's companies that aliens are about to that's what it's it's feeling to be like
they're trying to see who's strong enough to be around the aliens maybe so you're gonna walk
outside and it's gonna be a motherfucker like this all that
You had a joy like the lady at the show that we seen.
How are you gonna be, bro?
I'm gonna be like this.
Man.
What's fucking that?
Listen.
Because you imagine my nigger.
Ah!
Ha ha ha!
What the fuck is this shit, man?
They're talking to you normally?
That nigger legs on backwards.
Yo!
You can't do like that.
How do you look out of the window?
You can't do that because they're going to put you in.
Please hang up and try your collar.
Nigger, my food won't work.
That's stupid, right.
What the dick out there doing with his legs on backwards?
Nigger.
Just in your yard.
What a knoll doing, though?
Nah, eating graham.
Oh my God.
You're getting leaves off the street and shit like that.
Hey, man.
Let them, I want to see, man, fuck it.
This shit is crazy, man.
I don't.
I want to ask some questions.
Where did they come from?
Because the first time you get a bitch negative, she got four pusses stacked on top of each other.
Like Big Macs, you're going to be like, nigger.
I don't know which what I won't.
I'm going to go crazy.
I'm going to go crazy.
Noggin'all going to eat three of them.
Nigger playing the pussy flutes.
I'm going to like, hold up.
I thought this was stank right here.
You go to eat three of them?
I'm going to eat three of them.
I'm gonna stay right now, she skipped it.
I know it big, it big.
So you might skip one, I understand.
Hey, man, that's the beauty of this shit, man,
that we can get, we need these conversations
to realize that, man, the end of the day,
ain't shit you can do.
You ain't in the control of none of this shit.
None of it.
None of it.
Live your life, fuck it.
They got you in the house, living in now,
but they build up, man, use the time
to make yourself better.
These kids are driving them folks.
Man, these niggas, niggas is in the house,
but they don't know their kids.
Now all you purrs, they've been going up to the school,
Only when your kid get in trouble and causing havoc.
Now you see, teach what wrong about a little man?
Little man tripping.
Something wrong with Snipman.
Yeah, my ADD, D, D, D.
You came in the house of the day.
That nigger was inside the couch.
He didn't cut a hole in the back of the couch.
He cut a whole big ass slice in the back of the couch.
He didn't got a house in that bitch now.
This nigga put out in my go, that change.
You lost the other day.
He got a house in the couch.
I know the number one reason why kids ain't learning that school.
What happened?
They hungry.
My son is 11 years old.
This nigga eats 17 times a day.
Yeah.
17 full times a day.
It's like I'm raising a baby giraffe.
This nigga just never gets fooled.
No, he just smoking your weed.
That's what that is.
He's smoking your weed.
Oh, no way.
No.
17 times.
My daughter eat like that too.
I'm going to tell you what my daughter meal schedule was yesterday.
She woke up yesterday.
some fruity pebbles after she ate the fruity pebbles they went to the
little burger spot she got a burger and some fries then I came downstairs to
make dinner I'm making chicken for dinner she's making a mug cake in the
microwave trying to eat that before she eat dinner I'm like don't eat that shit
fat you got to eat your dinner first she's like I cool she put that in
refrigerator what you call in her huh what you said fat P-H-A T's her name's been
her name since her whole life but it's just so crazy you say that that's maybe I
I changed my baby name because of Corona, dog.
Little fat, she's like, oh, a little room.
I can't have no cake.
I got, okay, okay, okay.
Chicken wings, daddy.
But yeah, she eat the, she put the cake in the freezer,
a refrigerator, then the chicken taking a little while
to cook, so she like, could I have some chips?
I'm like, go ahead and get you a bag of chips.
She punished the chips, come back up, eat her dinner,
then got a pane of ice cream, went downstairs,
ate that, and was up and ate this morning eating cereal again.
I'm like, did you shit?
11.
Man, I don't even know when she's shit and she,
but she's active.
I'm like, man, if I ate all that shit,
I'm going to the hospital tonight.
My little girl eat like, she held a dandy channel.
Can I have oatmeal, daddy?
I'm like, yes, how many bags do you want?
This shit's so easy to make.
One bag, two bags, turn it up.
Come on, what you get, too bad.
She can eat anything, bro.
Oak mill, she loved that shit.
She thinks she's a gerbil.
I just know at some point.
At some point of the day, my son gonna eat some shrimp fried rice.
What are you getting it from?
You're making it from scratch.
I mean, he didn't order that shit.
Man, that nigga know how to order shrimp fried rice at 11.
You and a nigga.
All right.
All right.
He could eat shrimp fried rice and wings anytime other day.
The big shrimp fried rice.
And this nigga bullshit, too.
You can tell his mama hood.
Because every time you open the box, he's like, man,
they ain't put no.
shrimp in him.
Aw.
Every place he goes.
Every place he goes.
Every what?
Man.
What you've been doing with the extra time fly?
Who me?
Yeah.
That been on TikTok.
That been on TikTok.
Oh now.
Oh now.
Hey.
That nigga came on that big.
Hey.
That nigga was like he ain't what doing.
He was like, oh, I'm good.
Oh, good.
You know, that's good.
You don't even know the preparation.
How long it took you?
But that shit took me like 10 trials.
You know I got Amazon to be extra fan.
I was tired.
I was like, damn, that didn't even record.
Shit.
I had to hit again.
Oh, like my knees on now.
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You know what they've been putting on TikTok a lot?
I don't like that with me.
85% of the hood mama's shit from Nashville.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they've been putting that shit on that.
Oh, yeah, man.
The Hood Mama shit.
We got a lot of them.
I'm saying the girl did the world we were talking about the restaurant where your girl get the trip.
Oh, yeah.
They've been doing hell out of that.
But, man, listen, the TikTok's so crazy,
they didn't make a part of the app
where you dance for the fake crowd
because that's the only performance
you're going to be able to do right now.
That might be it.
It might be over, y'all.
From now on, nigga,
only people you get to perform for is hands on TikTok.
That's it.
That's going to be the next 85 South show.
We're coming live from TikTok.
Hey, that's what I was trying to say.
We damn too appreciate y'all making this shit
because I ain't making that shit.
We come and live from TikTok, nigga, for real.
She's that.
Look how you, listen, man, that's the,
the whole crowd is just hands.
Hey, hey.
My nigga ain't got no socks on or nothing
on this on, you got the socks on.
Yeah, I got socks up.
That makes a big ball.
This is really stupid.
That's too much power for me as a young kid.
Let me tell you something.
We could have this shit.
Listen, bro.
You telling me if I can get 200, 300 people to do this shit,
that look.
Oh, it's a rally.
Damn.
This makes me realize we couldn't have had the end of that
all this young niggas it was fighting back then see the internet you didn't want to get put on
the internet back then you didn't beat up bro and we want to be more than internet and let's say
13 nigger where you can get on your phone only girls you knew was the ones that live in your
neighborhood or the ones you went to school with right now with the internet you can get on
to see the girls on the east side the west side the south side and you know everywhere
At the same time, all you got to do to get in contact with him is type of message.
Damn, right there, you're close as fuck.
I'd have been a father.
You remember how.
A whole father, 13.
But I'm saying those.
A father, nigger.
But you know how a schedule was even just to just attempt.
You'd be like, damn, my approach game got to be five.
Because, boy, if your approach game ain't five, it could be,
nigger, this is, this is, there ain't no second chance.
Yeah, right.
You better be a smooth young, nigger.
You, the first thing come out your mouth.
she better like it because it don't make it on to the next mix right now because look
I remember when I was 13 if a girl likes you and you ain't like a back then she
tried to fight you that's that Mississippi shit right there yeah see miss it was
I already fight right in the South you might go around like a
man she'd hit you with a whole check hook or she gonna beat up or she's gonna beat up
the girl you like you one of them she's probably gonna beat on both of y'all though
no I didn't even know that that wasn't normal that's
It's not no, well, it's normal where you from there.
You told, now I realize.
Man, there ain't no way you could have had the internet, man.
Like, this shit is crazy.
Like, now you got, you got this way, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
The craziest shit I've seen on the internet.
This motherfucker got his goddamn face ripped off.
Oh, by that bad.
You seen that shit?
Hell now, let me see it.
Oh, with my phone on that boy.
Man, bad, bad.
It's fucked up.
And then he lived.
A legendary, ugh.
A mean one.
He lived?
Oh, yeah, he lived.
Oh, yeah, he lived.
And they reconstructed his face.
You may tell me they can fix this nigger face
and can't find the solution for this shit
they got us stuck in the house?
Come on, man.
What the fuck, dog?
Wait till you see this shit.
Hey, man, this is my other theory, though.
This is my theory.
I think they know.
I think they got the cure.
They just ain't got enough medicine for everybody.
Look, this depreciate.
They just ain't got to.
They deleted it.
They did it.
Yeah, they had to.
You heard what I said?
I said, I think they got the cure.
They just ain't got it.
They ain't got enough of everybody.
No, they're trying to figure out how we're gonna sit it.
Shit, we have no money.
No, we're gonna get some more money
because they're gonna give it to us to buy.
Also, they're gonna give us the money
to buy the medicine.
Because we're gonna put money.
Why don't they just keep the money
and make the medicine free?
Fuck that shit.
Because it's the system, it can't be free.
Parked these ass.
Oh, they know, I don't see, you know what I mean, that shit,
you know, yeah, I mean, shit.
Dad, that nigga, how you live, how you breathing?
How is he talking?
He was talking.
He was talking.
He was talking.
He was talking.
You talk with your whole shit, don't.
How the bear do that?
Man, with his-
Nick, what do you mean, how the finger?
I'm saying how he'd get in, and they said he was hunting the bear,
and the bear got a hold his ass.
He shot the bear and the bag.
He was like, oh, you bitch-ass, nigger!
You're gonna shoot me, bro?
Oh, you're gonna shoot me, my nigga?
See, bear's smart enough to know they been shot,
and he's like, bitch, wow!
Face off.
Man, you know how big a bear hand?
He hit him with that bell claw.
One time probably.
It snacks everything off.
How did he even get found?
Man, he was posing with a picture of the dead bear out there took his face off with his face off.
Come on, man.
On the four wheeler lot.
That white man is a legend.
Yeah.
And they reconstructed his whole face.
You see him what his face looked like.
They put his face back together.
He got one eye.
He stood right there.
Right.
No.
And did a whole interview with all the shit gone.
Talking.
Yeah.
That might be one of them aliens, man.
It got to be.
Yeah, it might be one of them right there.
It got to be.
me and your friend y'all with this shit open like oh nigger that's how your shit
look for real oh no why when he blew your head i'd be like come on kank god damn you
ain't have to do that right the roach niggins he's like oh shit come right back that's what's
next man superhuman i'm gonna smoke with them man just leave me fucking long you can bill
a big a man yeah you don't smoke they weed i ain't smoke their weed i ain't smoking
that we smoke mine fuck around smoke they weed flyby 7 foot 9 you're like what the fuck bro
That's what I'm talking about.
What's it, Chico?
But it's fucked up, but it ain't no NBA, so you can't even play.
That shit crazy.
You didn't grew up in 7-9 and can't even play no basketball
because they to shut the shit down.
We're the monstars.
I don't know what the fuck is going on right now,
but this is the strangest shit, man.
It's 20-20, man.
Look how that shit sound, man, that shit sound so promising.
20-20 vision.
I see everything.
I didn't see this shit.
I didn't see that.
Nobody did.
That's the irony of this shit.
2020 is supposed to be perfect vision,
but nobody saw the world shut the man.
Nobody.
Nobody, bro.
You say corona, you got corona.
Y, y, y'all, y'all, y'all.
Then can't even poop, you got corona.
Man.
My boo-boo don't need to smear this thing.
What they do?
Corona.
Corona.
That corona?
Oh, my God, bro.
This shit ain't going to be over until somebody,
you hear somebody say,
shit, we got to be at work Monday.
And then you're going to be like,
God damn.
Damn.
This shit.
That is sunk, I'm telling you.
I think all of us just realized, like, bro,
remember we was talking, you was like somebody
going to make a whole bunch of money?
Who knew it was going to be the hand sanitizing
the toilet paper people, bro?
But they've been making money.
They just need to get clean like that.
They just hit the hand sanitizer people.
It's the nigger that own hand sanitizer right now
making it rain on something.
I don't know what it is.
On itself?
But he's just, on itself.
He got a whole bunch of germans surrounding them.
Just hunts.
And the crazy part is, it's an office full of white people somewhere that got that fucking big and smalls, more money, more problems, on repeat.
They ain't even working.
I'm gonna tell you what happened, bro.
Listen to that shit.
I'm gonna tell you what happened, niggins say, look, we need to put stocks into hand sanitizer, right?
I'm gonna say, what?
He said, look, I'm telling you, just buy 3,000 shells, bro.
Just watch this shit.
Clean the supply.
Watch this shit.
Just buy stock.
Nick was like I ain't a whole bunch of niggas just boat stopped and all of a sudden a virus hit and all the clean supply are gone
I'm telling me you need to know what going on somebody made a lick
a mean one off the Lysaw buddy boy all the Lysaw or Amazon and sold that shit
and made 70 racks hey people the illusion though 70 people are illusion it's an illusion right look at this
for all the shit all the Lysol wipes the shit man and made 70 recent
shout of them motherfuckers, Mike.
No, after him they did.
Check this out, though.
This is the illusion.
We live in America, right?
The richest country in the world.
That's what they said.
And then a pandemic happened
and we don't have enough shit
for everybody to have enough shit.
Nope.
Nope.
What happened?
I don't know.
You know what I think about it.
That's why you're trying to kill them
because we ain't got enough shit to give them.
We ain't got enough shit.
I thought in America we had way too much shit.
Nah, I mean, but that's the thing
that's the thing.
That's what they're saying.
They were showing the video, bro, where they were showing, like, Time Square in January versus right now.
What this shit is like?
And it's empty right now.
I'm telling you know how Times Square be, bro.
Lick.
Times Square is always, but 24 hours.
I'm talking a whole bunch of tours, too, though.
Right, but 24 hours, it's jumping down that bitch.
It's butt naked in the middle of the day in Times Square.
And this thing, I just think, like, where the fuck do all these people go?
Where they go?
Home?
But, bro, it ain't that many.
Homes.
Niggins are in cars.
All these people got homes, bro.
Bridges, whatever you call a home, that way you're at.
That's the great part about it though.
Everybody do got a home.
Right.
Everybody.
Even homeless people.
All them motherfuckers who were walking.
Oh, I see in a bunch of homeless niggas in D.C.
When I went to D.C. last week, man, I was taking this little class.
This class teach you about guns and she had to handle guns probably.
Wait a minute.
These motherfuckers knew this shit was coming.
was coming. Because you remember when we went to New York and they said that they sent all the homeless people the fuck out of New York?
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, they was dead.
Man, hold up, man. Remember they was giving them, like, you can go get the bus ticket to go to like, what was it, California?
Any fucking well, just as long as you got out of New York.
I just need all the niggas get out to see it right quick. We're going to do some shit.
Bro.
Yeah, all this is gone about to say to right? We didn't do some shit.
I went home to D.C., right? I left my class.
Probably like midnight, bro.
Wasn't nobody outside, but me and homeless nigg.
and homeless niggins.
All in that this just made me think.
Who get their $1,200?
Who get their stimulus money?
They already been counted in accounting for,
so they know they ain't getting no shit.
This is the crazy part about they know everything.
Ah, come on, come on.
I tried to intercept that bitch.
I was gonna kick it to my face and grab it with all that.
That's a TikTok right there if you did that.
I was on my John Claude Van Damned shit.
But I had my shoe on.
I don't know what made me think.
I was gonna get enough balance to kick it
Directing to my left hand.
I'm good.
I'm eating my fucking snacks right now.
I'm all snacked out.
I ain't ate so many fucking snacks.
You know what I had and I really enjoy it?
I'm fucking baked potato.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm making, I'm recommitting myself to bake potato.
Wow.
That shit just hit there.
Yeah, potatoes a motherfucker, man.
And it felt like I was doing the right thing.
A baked potato?
Somebody asked me.
But like, but potatoes have gotten people through everything fucked up.
If you can only plant one vegetable, nigga.
That's it.
That's all you get to eat, nigga.
Which one you plan?
I'm stupid that one.
Instead of vegetables, but I would say fruit.
But that's work too.
Fuck it.
Oh, watermelon.
Watermelon.
All day.
Watermelon.
That bitch will keep you healthy.
Uh.
Me, it's the potato, nigga.
You can make this motherfuckers 90 different ways.
Fried potatoes.
Big potatoes.
Boiled potatoes, nigger.
Mashed potatoes.
All different types of potatoes, man.
I'm fucking with the potato.
Yeah, why.
I'm just coming in your crib.
All right.
And bring the watermelon.
You see what I'm saying?
I've been watermelon man.
You'll be the potatoes, nigg.
Come on a lot, what you got?
Uh-uh, let me see.
What I have, what I...
This nigga here wants to be another nigga.
I would fucking plant a girl.
I knew what I knew what I had.
One thing.
Let me see.
You know what?
Since y'all got that shit, I'd do a fruit too.
I do a fruit.
Well, you don't like strawberries, but I do strawberries because that's an electric fruit.
That's the only thing you'll do?
You got to remember that it's all the shit.
You can't eat them shit forever.
Nah.
Not no strawberry, you're gonna get sick of them, bitch.
Uh, right, you gotta eat.
Well, give me the fucking sweet potato then.
Oh yeah, nigga.
Sweet potato, you can't miss.
Can't mess with the sweet potato.
Can't miss.
You got them.
We got the fried potatoes and then watermelon.
That's the dessert, names.
Yeah.
No, watermelon, niggas.
There used to be some freak-a-nigger nigger.
He used to have a whole bunch of watermelon.
I always pull up.
Oh, but I can come up selling them strawberries.
That they're gone.
What?
Everybody, and you can get top dollar for some good strawberries.
Like, the fresh one.
To hell yeah.
$20.
It's like, if everybody just got one, I know ain't nobody fucking with you.
Because it's a barrier.
It makes money or water.
I'm about to say 200 of watermelon, that motherfucker got.
But it ain't really a berry as we want to seed.
I don't know.
It's a seed, bear, seed.
Fuck it, whatever.
I ain't doing.
Agriculture.
That's what's next.
We're going to have to grow some shit.
But I don't know if we're going to be able to grow the shit, because outside clothes.
It's closed, name.
But not on your land, it ain't.
You're right, because I've been on my shit.
Talking of shit.
Right, I've been on my shit.
They can close everything but your private property.
You got to learn how to gross a shit.
You got to go on the house.
In 2020, you got to learn how to grow some shit.
We got to go in the house in the yard.
In 2020.
So you tell me if I wanted to take my trash out, I can't do that either.
What tip would you give some of the listeners, you know, just the past time through this shit?
Anything you would like to kick out to him.
There you go.
Read, bro.
Read a book.
Read a book.
Read a book.
Turn it.
TV off and read a book, man. Learned some new words. Get your dictionary in a book and whatever words you don't know. Look up the words, man. Yeah, man. Get your acronyms together, my name. Get your shit together, man. Learned. Then talk to your kids. Talk to your kids, too, man. Don't just build. Endify.
Certain words you got to you. That means certain shit. Don't get edify. Preparison phrases, my name. Exercise. You know what I'm saying. Do some push up. Push it up.
Please. You know what I mean? Don't make it a challenge. Challenge yourself. Fuck putting it on camera. Do the motherfucking. Do that.
See what I'm saying?
Then whenever we come back outside, you won't look like the new Martin, then you're just extra chubby.
I mean, I'm consistent.
That's why I've been, that's why my shit getting so big.
I'm inconsistent.
That's all I can do.
Enough.
You've been, just to the motherfucking flow like you did.
Yeah, I got the little gym set up in my basement there.
I've been jumping rope, push-ups, weight dogs.
How you do that?
You got to bad back.
No, no, my back good when them jumping roars, just my head.
You know what I mean?
I got to keep my shit straight up.
If I look down, that's fucking around.
Yeah, yeah, I do a full arm extension.
Duce all the way up, nigga.
That's crazy.
What about, what you've been doing?
Oh, I got some comments, man.
Oh, I got some comments, man.
Working out, that's what it is, right?
A nigga named Super Exuberant said,
There is not a song in existence
that Chico doesn't seem to know.
Seems to know?
Seems to know.
Seems to know.
That's another thing I've been doing.
I've been listening to a lot of music, a lot of old music,
like shit from like when you can go outside.
Yeah.
Yes, yeah.
What you miss most about outside?
I mean, it's this old shit.
Would I miss most about outside?
Yeah, yeah.
Sundresses, man.
And then we're going to miss sundress season.
We're going to miss sundressers, man.
Ah.
They're going to put them on line for us, though.
It ain't the same.
Yes, it is.
It ain't the same when you walking through the mall,
nigger, you, motherfucker, catch one of the motherfuckers coming out to Sephora.
You know who I'm going to.
You know what?
Sun dress season going to make me miss.
John Witherspoon.
Oh, that big old booty, just boom.
Yeah, I'm gonna miss him, right.
Yeah, man.
That's what I miss that about outside.
God, damn.
It's my favorite John Witherspoon clip.
You know, I actually miss sitting down in restaurants, too.
I like to do that.
I go, you know, I go to restaurants, sit down and eat.
Can't do that shit no more, nigga.
Golden Corral is delivering now.
Shit.
How real is it?
I see the commercial yesterday.
Golden Corral got delivery now.
Longhorn Steakhouses sell you the steaks that you can cook them.
yourself now huh yeah I bought something the other day long I got what they'll sell you
the steaks you can take them home they're fucking they ain't fucking around they're hustling hey
they're fired to a meat trap fucking you gotta do something they said they they'll cook the
signs and sell you the steak man that's cold I took my shit home and grilled the fuck out of
I'm out here on my mountain man shit but I fry some chicken the other day and posted that shit on
my Instagram start.
Yeah, I had to.
You inspired me to fry something, Nick.
Yeah.
Popeye's churches hit me like, nigger that's what we're doing.
Yeah.
You feel me?
You fry your own chicken now?
Uh-uh.
So I got to go get my grill.
Man.
So I got to go get my grip.
Man, Popeye.
So I got to go get my grill.
You got your grill?
You got your grill?
What you do on the grill?
That bit little hell like it.
I got a foot side.
Can he put a whole,
you put a whole,
Mother fuck on my grill.
I get a burger and a half of the motherfucker.
I had Twitter people on my house.
Man.
I've seen that Popeye's commercial with a nigga singing for the Popeyes, man.
Uh-uh.
You ain't seen that shit, man.
The nigga, man, I hadn't seen it, man, salute to Cory Hogan.
I seen Corey talk about it and made me look it up, man.
The niggins singing for chicken, man.
No.
He was, oh, baby, I've got Popeye, but it's a whole song, no.
That part of the commercial, it's a whole video of that nigga.
Let me see when I got on the sign, I got some fries.
Then I got the biscuits.
on the side pie pies i'm like no he made this by itself yes he walked in the house singing
about the papas what is he really just love papa is a fat nigger no it's a skinny
nigger so they're saying they got a nigger's for pi pi pi but that ain't the they keep a
nigger singing for chicken man i always bring this up that would you feel better if there's a white
person i would feel i would feel like they actually put some thought into it because
making us believe a white man singer for chicken takes some work you believe that nizabeth
Like that nigga, ain't no doubt.
Like, this nigga really love his chicken.
That's racist.
So what, it's true.
You know that nigga.
You gotta have a black girlfriend.
She was the part of the one recording
and they were about to get to it,
nigga.
I got the breasts in her thighs, pump,
you know, the fuck-up part about chicken songs
is we never heard the best of them
because just but like somebody had a dope-ass chicken song
and it was like, no, I don't record that shit,
don't put that shit out there.
Somebody, somewhere,
got a video on their phone
of a nigger with a fucking song.
Fast chicken song.
But niggas been singing for chicken for a while, man,
because I always bring this up at McDonald's.
I woke up and caught you creep it and tip to tip.
Ooh, girl, I know your secret.
Stop.
Don't sing the rest, man.
Got that McNuggets loving.
Don't sing that shit.
It just ain't fair.
Why can't you share your love with me?
Say, ooh girl.
Oh, you got a piece piece.
Don't be stingy.
You're an asshole for knowing the old fucking song.
Man, I know that shit, man.
They had another nigga singing for the chicken.
They had my man from Rudy and a blois.
Sing for the chicken.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't remember that.
Oh, that was for some chicken.
Yes.
It was a burger, one.
I thought it was for a burger, too.
Oh, dang.
Oh, that, cut me to say, do you want to drum?
Do you want to die?
Oh, do you want to whee-uh-uh-uh-uh-h-oh-pah.
What you mean?
Popeyes.
Pop-I's, fuck you mean.
I'll give a fuck.
Hey, man, they had my baby and a blowfish singing for Burger Cave for the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, Nick.
No, Jerry Rice had the helmet with the chicken helmet, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, you were running with the chicken hands.
Listen, Brandon, you know what?
They're probably going to come at us with a chicken endorsement now, just because we said this.
Hey, bro.
Churches follow me on Twitter.
Yeah, they would stay saying stuff to do it.
So every time I mentioned chicken, they'll put the little eyes up.
Remember that churches, you always thawing some shit.
Oh, no, not church's biscuits.
I feel like.
But with the shit, I know, we had to get the church's biscuits.
If somebody in churches, corporate office watching this show, and they hear us every time we mention.
Come on, who ever cut the change first?
They said they was going to do something, but when I told them to hit the check, they ain't hit nothing back.
Man, that's the thing, coronavirus going to have niggins understand.
Like, fuck it.
They sent us some chicken?
Yeah.
Who sent us some chicken?
Told you.
That when we sent us at the last show.
Yeah, one of the show.
Yeah.
Oh, that's kind of like this, send a nigga a bucket.
You see how it make you feel a little bit?
That's what that.
Nah, it sent a little snack, man.
A little snack pack.
You know, they should get cold.
if it ain't in between the three-mile radius.
Man, church's chicken do push-ups.
Hey, huh.
The biscuits's off the meat rat.
They got this.
The biscuits is cold.
They got the hundred.
You remember the church's golden days, though?
When they had Aunt Esther as the spokesperson.
Oh, yes, sir.
That was too young.
Oh, I was...
You remember when Aunt Esther,
they used to use old, like, church ladies
for their, like, endorsements.
So Aunt Esther was one of their main endorsements.
That's why everybody used to go.
He had churches like that in D.C.
We had the Popeyes KFC and then Wendy's used to sell chicken.
Hey man, pull up the...
Wendy's, nigga.
Wendy's had the old fried chicken.
Your Lewanda Page, Church's chicken.
Y'all, I put you up on some black history fucking with me.
I was in these streets when black people first started getting cable.
We had the cable knob getting twisted bit.
I used to get in trouble.
Remember you used to get in trouble for turning the cable knob to paper?
Don't turn the goddamn TV so fast!
Don't tear that goddamn TV up!
When you first got cable,
the first channel, you loved, man.
When you first got cable, what was the channel
you couldn't believe you had?
The first- You been in?
No, it's like, I remember when we first got a big-ass TV
when we had this, it was like a square
and you could change the channel in the square,
it go up and down right here.
So half the square was up, half of it was down,
and then it was like two through 13.
I remember those sheds used to play like better than HD.
It used to look like you was right there and shit.
And then it's like they got the cable boxes came out.
And then that shit had like two all way through 99.
And then like 99 would come in.
But it was in like some bullshit.
It would look like some shit like in here.
And then you could like adjust the knob
and that shit to come in.
And you would just kick back like, Nick,
I'm watching 99, Nick.
I'm watching 99, Nick.
I'm watching 99, Nick.
Then my grandma was like,
turn that TV and price it right we had to turn that bitch to three and we'll be sitting
up and then this one TV was addictive you would sit there and wait to everybody left so you
go watch what you fuck that what was you turn it to what was you turn it to Nickelodeon
nigga this was this was when Nickelodeon had that shit what was your shit on
Nickelode oh nigger what was the name of that goddamn show man where they used to drop
slime on it oh you can't do it no you can't do that on television you can't do that on television
Oh, I don't know that.
Oh, it was a show called
You Can't Do That on television
They had all these motherfuckers
It was like a sketch show, right?
So they used to do shit
They used to go to this place
called Barf's Burgers, right?
This nigga was disgusting
He'll digging his nose
He'll throw up on this shit
He'll make them eat it
Right
But they would always go to Barf's
And they had this little segment
Where they'll talk shit to each other
And they'd be like
Hey yo Chico
And then you'll poke your head out the locker
And then I ask you some stupid shit
Then you slam the dough
And then another motherfucker fuck
It was just some dope-ass shit
It was dope.
Man, you have to show me that.
I ain't ever seen that.
And then it was like, that was another segment where they would sit there.
And if you like, if you say the word slime, they'll drop a whole bucket of slam on your head.
And if you say water, they'll drop water.
And it's like, people didn't know they would have guests on the show and they'll sit there and fake interview them and try to get them to say slime.
You know what my shit was on Nickelodeon, niggas.
I used to be on that shit, nigger.
Every time I watch guts, I was like, man, I'll beat the shit out of them niggas on there.
Niggas don't know what they do.
And I felt like I would have won on guts.
You know what I didn't have.
I'm gonna take it further in the head and tempo nigger.
When that motherfucker used to jump out and grab your ass,
like, shoot your shit I'll cut.
Then you're like, you, duh.
Wowing crazy kids.
Oh yeah, that wild and crazy kids too, name.
I'm gonna take it even further.
Oh, oh, ah.
This is all that.
This is all that.
Man, we got to do a show with this thing.
I want to be friends with that person who did that.
On down.
Left out.
Yeah, left eye.
Yeah, left out sing that.
Mm-mm.
She was the rapper.
Well, that was TLC singing the ring.
Whoever that was that...
Chill it.
That was my...
That was my...
It says,
Oh, that.
Man, I remember we first got...
Shit, I used to love my nigga with that.
Motherfucking.
Monday Night Raw, nigga.
Monday Night Raw.
What?
What?
Back now.
Hold on.
Y'all, nigg.
I'm ready.
This one, I don't feel like nobody ever bring up how cold this show was growing up,
nigga.
Oh, Inspector Gadgett.
This nigga had a sports car that turned into a minivan if he needed a fucking minivan.
Turned to a boat too.
That nigga, that nigga theme song with a litter.
You know, if you need me, you know, I'll be your ready.
Keep it going with me.
Who?
That ain't Inspector Gadget.
Automatic.
Yes, it is, but don't fucking me, don't play.
I ain't never heard that one.
You don't know the original Inspector Gadgett?
Man, no!
Which one?
Duda-d-Doo-D-Dispector Gadget.
Y'all, they read it up.
They know the power to pull that one.
Dispector Gadgett.
Duh-Doo-Doo-Doo.
Them three of the Mexican boy did it over.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
When the movie came out.
Go.
Go!
That was like a rough drive.
That was the fur cut, yo.
Nigger, what?
I'll get you get it.
It was a remit.
Next time.
Yeah, it was the remit.
It was the remix.
That was fly had the rebrand.
That was like three episodes though that was.
Yeah.
Cat used to be...
Cat used to hate that nigga boy.
But yeah, that money night rotto, man.
That was Stone Cold and then was the niggas man.
Stone Cold and then was the niggins.
Man, I remember Stone Cold beat Miss McMahon.
Miss McMahon hit him with the bedpan when he was in the hospital.
This was prime television for a kid.
I never seen no shit like that before.
That she came on.
This niggins, I was like, oh, she's in that nigga with the piss pan, bro.
It wouldn't have been the same with that motherfucking Jim Rose.
Oh yeah, Jim Ross, man.
Slobocker.
Oh my God, I don't know what's going on.
It's going to go Steve Austin.
He's lost it, man!
He's lost it!
This is a slogger-knocker.
That nigga, the ron, though?
Bro, the rock, too, bro.
He was a knit.
He did take your candy ass back to your brony drives,
and that niggins to be dead serious, bro.
Can you smell?
La-la-la-la-la-la.
Bro, I remember the first time he hit the nigger with the,
What is your name?
There was a clown in the ring.
A dude was dressed up like a clown.
He said, what is your name?
Gave the nigger the mic.
It doesn't matter what your name is.
Oh, he told that nigger.
Oh, that shit.
The rob a gangster.
Man, listen.
wrestling dog wrestling man that was my shit when we first got cable when i got to watch that
monday night raw my niggins and then they used to fuck it up because on monday night
or they had like the special on sunday night where they'll lead right into the pay-per-view
and then they'll go off wrecking on the regular show and then it should have just turned off
i was trying to beg my mom you think you could order somerslam shit i'm gonna slam your motherfucking
ass me you make it something like that's 60 dollars summer slam some bullshit i wasn't a
A wrestler pro like that.
With the mandible claw.
Oh, Mankind used to have niggins.
Yeah, he's boy.
What about WCW?
Oh, WCW.
WCW had a run too.
Yeah, hell yes.
Stink was scared.
Now, turn the music off.
This is a serious business.
Hey, fellas, grown men.
You remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night?
Yeah.
You remember that shit?
Mm-hmm.
A lot of men can't fuck all night no more.
If you want to go back to the days
where you can fuck all mate,
I know the people at bluechew.com and they have given me a promo code so me and my partners can
goddamn go get the blue chew pills and fuck these women all night long because that's what they want these days.
Really?
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Because they're good and they get making me get harder.
Not saying that nobody's lagging in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit it with the rock,
Hit it with the motherfucking rock.
Man, go to bluechew.com.
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Schoolie has been around every major historic rap shit for about the last 15, 20 years.
Yeah, school he's been around.
Anytime you see a throughback picture, if you look hard, you'll see that nigga in the picture.
Oh, school had been around for a long time.
That group.
What was the name of that group?
Rich kids.
Exactly.
This nigga, but I'm saying, if you look at some historic black shit, that nigger has been there every time.
This nigga was at a throwback rap better with young.
with Young Thug waved the fuck back.
I was like, how the fuck this thing keep popping?
You're talking about-O-7-08 back then?
Oh man, I-I don't know.
That's the whole, I'm just saying,
I'm just throwing this out here.
If you ever want to just find some crazy shit
to do online, just look at how much shit
this nigga has been right there for it.
That's crazy.
Right.
He didn't have been around for a man.
That is going to show you how long Atlanta been.
Then you got to go look up all that shit.
Running the game for you.
R.P. Richie, they got to look at the crew
what was some old-story land songs
you would suggest.
people listen to me dc she go back and listen to it go back and listen to that
the crew r p rish in in dc oh fly better days and and the crew no time to play they know what
going on bro think about that what if niggas niggas go back and listen to your old shit
and your old shit blow up you got to make videos for the songs you did we gonna make them
bruh would you make it do it would you make it look like that time period
yeah not it's gonna be this time here you're gonna put the old outfit back on bro what would be one of your
old songs that you...
Okay, I ain't gonna lie, I'll go back and listen to...
No, I'm saying to do a video for.
If you can do a video for one of your old song,
one of the songs that you made back in a better day?
Better day.
I can put that out right now and just drop it and be like,
look how young I will.
And be like...
So you already did do a video for?
Yeah, yeah, that shit got over like 3, 400,000 of you.
That was before I even did, internet or anything.
Is that what you had the vest on?
No, that one I was thugging.
I woke up with no shirt on.
Oh.
For real.
That shirt I had said high school, that polo shirt, that shit was like, four, five years old, to Rick the color was like, bro.
Hand me to fuck down, my nigga, like, I'm like, nigga, I'm wearing you, I get another shirt.
Fuck you, man.
Guy, you fucked up, nigga?
What's some old Atlanta songs you would recommend somebody else?
I recommend, niggas, go back and listen to Jay Money mixtape Ferdin Ferdinand Lane.
Because if you listen to Ferdin Landin, Laugh.
But hold on, if you listen to first name, last name,
and everything that came out of the first name last name, bro.
He is the inventor of that shit.
That motherfucker, first name, last name, really changed the way.
That's all.
Jay Munner really is the inventor of that, all that swag talk shit.
That whole, that whole cadence shit, all that shit.
I tell you a little that you put me on to out of Latter.
That I ain't know was raw like that.
Cilo, man.
Oh, Tilo.
O G.
Cilo was raw.
I'm talking my rapping.
Colo, one of the coldest, rapping niggas.
This Elver.
Is nasty, bro.
Salute the Cilo.
You just know Cilo went crazy with the pop shit,
but you go back to some of that old Cilo and them Goody Mob
album, that nigger was going crazy.
My nigga, I ain't shit.
I just know how to rhyme a little bit.
Nick, please, I'm still trying to squeeze my fat ass in where I fit.
Like, I got a little dope, but it ain't that much more than any other thing I know.
We all still poke.
I don't sell dope what you sell.
Nick, I sell a hole.
Hey.
You want to sign me up, my nigga, where you're going to scot?
Because you're going to see me on MLK.
on TV. I ain't got no feel. I was born and raised right here.
Late one night, I was in the prayer white, acro, legendary. I got that thing with me
because it's necessary. I would just ride. Wouldn't even think about collide, but I kept
seen the same headlight said to stop sign the red light. So shit, I don't prepare myself to
die if my time to go. He said, you know what it is. You didn't seen it before. I said
it's sad. But of course I'm gonna be mad, but here you can have it. God damn it if you
want it that bad that you would try to take it for me. My nigga, I ain't no start.
I value both I lie more than this car. And you're lucky, I used to be you.
and I bust a hole in your chest
that somebody could see through
now, nigga, you could have died
tonight and I would have been in the right
but shit, I ain't can't name me pissed
you can drop me off, I ain't ready to die
about nothing like this.
You got it my nigga, everything cool.
Shit, nigga, there you go.
See, though, nigga. Go listen
to some of that shit right there.
And if you want to hear that song, that shit is on
the good mom, still standing album.
Yeah, I mean,
and then old Gucci band, too.
That old Gucci, man, niggas sleep on
Gucci's lyrical ability, man.
Nika Gucci, man, see, I'm not bragging, but I got more money, get more money than your daddy.
Say it.
Pull up in that ashton, it's not Michael Jackson, imagine, it's the main attraction.
And that nigga handsome used to drive a magnum, 100 pounds of mid, I tried to cram them.
Way before a nigga dropped an album.
Yeah.
I was trying to stamp.
Yeah.
Took them to Atlanta, and every cluck.
Man, that nigger went crazy, man.
That nigga, Gucci.
Let me tell y'all, some real Atlanta sheep.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Yeah.
She's a blog hit.
Yeah.
She's a block hit.
Yeah.
I got this hit.
Now he's blackie.
Oh, now.
Blackie.
Yeah.
After all the blah, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, that beats was crazy.
If you get a beat, if it's all right there,
down down, down.
Down now.
You got a hit.
It don't matter.
You fucking beats.
If it was it.
Nah, now, now.
You like, oh boy, this is a hit right here.
That was one of my other favorite.
before well so I betcha can't do it like me oh yeah can't do it like me for the
whole blocker it just really introduced the world to the west side listen bro
Atlanta west side really had the game for a minute
D4 well shawler low TIE that white that white T beat one of the coldest Bs that
rap that on the scene and them clean in my white white shirt I remember all the
mick came to our school with white T's on fresh clean there's some hard white
work but he said who the leader we all get money and we all smoke person
Hit the dirt, one squirt leave, all y'all murk.
Yeah, we gotta cut that nigger hand.
All the nigger t-shirt was packed their knee.
They were right here.
We only see them much of their lead.
Yeah, gas station tees, niggas.
You're like, how about that niggins?
That's the goddamn Texaco tease.
Niggins was rocking back then.
You can't get that from nowhere but the gas station.
Can't go nowhere.
Could the shirt stop if you want.
That song guys is hell if you listen to the lyrics.
Step on the scene looking clean with some hard white work.
I gotta pee.
Yeah.
We fuck with all that and laughing shit, though, man, on some real Rocco.
Oh yeah, Rocco one of my favorite, man.
Young Ralph.
Look, that nigga Rocco can rap his ass off, man.
Yeah, he can.
Like, that nigga can take a concept.
All that.
Oh, yeah.
Future is the king.
It is like the styles.
That nigga come out with the most rap styles.
Like, this nigga.
Hey, nigga want to talk in my pictures.
Hey, nigga want to look at my features.
Hey, nigger one told my beaches.
Hey, bitch.
You're not at the inviions about it.
You know that I got it.
You know that I shot at the bitch.
Dittes Dittes Dittes Dittes Fathers, yeah, yeah.
You were like, damn, this nigga going cray.
I don't know what he said.
I've been listening.
I like to hear what that nigga really.
I can understand him.
That nigga said turn a five-star hotel to a trap house.
That's difficult.
Roaches everywhere like we forgot to take the trash.
Yeah, that's difficult.
Yeah.
Turn a five-star hotel into a trap house.
He doesn't smoke bloods all through this.
Two days to do that day.
All right, man.
Well, look, check this out.
We're about to move on.
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To some big and better.
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man ain't no closing arguments stay your ass in the house and you're going to the
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much loves that all the life-saving people out there
Sanitizing up.
D.C.
Get some hand sanitizer.
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Chico B.
I guess promoting.
Hey, Chad.
Chad hasn't finished it yet.
He keeps telling me that he will.
Chad haven't finished it yet.
But it's going to be the cheat code whenever he starts to reel.
Chad hasn't finished it yet.
He'd be at the house.
I don't know what he's doing for real.
It ain't like you got nowhere to go.
But Chad hasn't finished yet.
No.
He at the house ordering.
Shit from the thristow.
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