The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Every Job in the Book | Ep. 21

Episode Date: May 6, 2016

Karlous & DC have had every job in the book. Trash man, pipe layer, fast food, you name it. They hustled their way into comedy with a whole lot of hard work and dedication. This episode is dedicated to the many odd jobs they've had on their way up. Not to mention, a fan of the show decided they wanted to go roast for roast with the hosts. Download this podcast, subscribe to this podcast and leave a comment! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're going to do this shit every now. Nah, man, somebody called No, somebody reached out to the show Said they want to roast us, man, roast you Why the hell would anybody want to roast with you? I hope we ain't got no gun that's to him Because it's about to be suicide You think it's a suicide, man?

It's about to be suicide. Man, so he reached out to the show And said he wanted to roast something. His man went through all of them trouble just to die? He went through all that trouble just to get fucked up Oh, we got a eulogy and all that really I got, I'm gonna put it together, man. Hey, he's he on the line yet?

He on the line? B-Mack. What's happening? We're going on, man. Hey, man, y'all motherfuckling his head, too, goddamn. I'm at work, y'all, niggins. You're going to call me at 8 o'clock. Hey, man, McDonald's be open all night, mine.

I know, man. Oh, you ragged and something, bitch. You know when it's open 24 hours, bitch. Hey, fuck you, D.C., your old goddamn little punk-ass little boy, you're a grown man. But you know, you know, I got a picture of your goddamn cone-head ass. Nigger, that ain't even a cigar in your hand, That's a vina sauce Hey glad, boy, fuck wrong with you

How the fuck y'all get dead? You're all sorry or something This nigga got a ring on him marriage finger He didn't even got no girlfriend Hey glad boy, I'm fuck wrong with you Nick you look like plaz if he would have stayed in school Hey you talking about But if you don't goddamn ass out here looking like

Tyler Wilson, old this little boy But y'all ain't look like Kurt Franklin Before he found the choir Where my cry go, gone Where my people go Gone? Hey, fuck wrong with you Hey, you're talking about

That nigga took this picture of it, Auntie Howell? Hey, you're talking about it. In the basement, I bet that it's a car sitting right in front of you, stupid-a-d-die. Yeah, you're talking about, that one of the mirrors you get that family dollar where you can place it anywhere. Ugly, man. The mirror in front of the hood of the car. Ugly, boy licking ass out here, like, you was in the goddamn E.C.

But that ain't even a burberry-gat-down scoff on your nigga. How are you going to roll your sleeves up and then have a scarf around your neck? You ain't cold, nigga. Stupid-eyed, boy. Nick, you're in here looking like a strong single mom. Yeah, you're talking about it. You look like a dyke, to be honest. He looked like a dyke.

Hey, he's talking about that. A nigga, a long-ass rose me. Your goddamn wipe away, got them wipe off tattoos on. Nicky, you look like you got all your tattoos on your back and on the back of your leg. There's everything on the back. This nigga got a trim stamp. You got a trim stamp sound from the back of his neck on down. Hell wrong with you.

I bet you got your name tattooed on you. I'm like, who is Eric? That's my middle name. Egg live, man. Fuck wrong with you. Hey, you're talking about, I bet you work at CVS from two to four. Stupid I was working ass.

Fuck wrong with you. Niggily be late. Ow-aw. They tell you to go home. Nigglap, man. Niggins, they're working for the 85 shots, so your ass will be a guy if you're a frown. But if you weren't for your mama bayman,

you wouldn't have no other state. There is a man. But fuck wrong with you. Back here, man. D.C., you know what's fucked up? He got the same outfit on right now. I bet you he do. You're talking about he at work

You had the house You had to holly watch a world star Egg laugh, but you ain't doing shit He ain't doing a guy out there He probably recording this shit On their partner phone Who's about to die on 1% This nigga got all these accessories

On like a sassy bitch I'll tell you Nigger drinking some colat Appalachutes A watch, a bracelet A necklace A scarf And he got a bianasas

And some apple juice I get pussy I bet you do Because you're a date I can tell about these long-ass fingernails You don't get no pussy No finger that clean the hell like

The nigga ain't run through his head Ain't cut no grass He ain't did shit He ain't played through his toe That nigga ain't did shit Behind your goddamn out of the wonder Hell no You're talking about a pretty hair and ass

A nigga hair and pretty hair Nigger missing the whole finger though What are the three fingers What are you all the finger at Nick Fuck wrong with him Oh god damn 80% ad nigga And your shirt tucking in. You got on the V-neck and the undershirt on.

You're dumb in hell. You don't know what you want to put on. This nigga like he's sleeping a crib. It's bad to be like he got on the shit bag. That would you look like. Oh. You fart wrong. Hey, shout out to my nigga B-Mage.

One of the coldest niggas at PEP Boys, man. Oh, real niggins shit. This nigga looked like he could drop the hell out of a motor in the lawnmower. Oh, shit. I can't believe you signed up for this shit. Well, your L.C. Ryan Longmore. Not with that sweater on.

I don't know about this how I know. I'm the only motherfucking to fuck with the star red, 8,000. Hey, yeah, yeah. The crazy part about it, you cut the grass at the church. That's glad, boy. Ain't that wrong with you. Niggily like Arthur.

He looked like somebody, great auntie. Uglyad, boy. Oh, shit. Hey, man, let them live, D.C. That is enough. I ain't going to let them live. We have annihilated this. He's the only nigga.

I know they go to Matt Donner and order fries, but don't want the salt. Hold the salt. My blood pressure would be high. Hold the salt. Oh, shit. You're the only guy I know to still like hit puberty with their little boy having ass. What?

Puberty. Yeah. No, you ain't got no mustache. No nan on this picture, y'all. This nigga look like a 10th grade fullback. He looked like a 10th grade prospect fullback. Oh, you know, nigga. I know what a goddamn 13-year-old little boy about it.

Let me tell you something. You know you're young when you look like a prospect. They did this nigga like Man and Fresh, son. This nigga don't know it. His right arm looked like a barber. His left arm looked like he worked at pit boys. His head looked like he a dyke. And he got shoulders as a goddamn pastor.

Hey, B, man. Appreciate you for fucking words, man. Appreciate you for you to somebody else phone to call us. Hell yeah, man. You know you are our favorite lesbian, my nigga. I got one time to say, y'all are full of shit. Hey, first of all, y'all got damn shit. Oh, Chico?

Yeah, goddamn Tico He said Chico made this show Yeah That's exactly why you and Chico Ain't never gonna be shit Ever That's like me and Chico Go to God damn car

The 8 to 5 North God damn show And Claynees You gotta get a car Even though where 85 North At first Miggie you got to get a finger Before you do anything

Nigg got a whole finger missing man That nigga holding that cigar Like he's about to play pool Hey B We're out of this bitch man Appreciate your call Don't drop the ashes in your cup, ugly, man.

All right, my nigga. Go put some tapwazz over and stuff. We out. Oh, that was a total destruction. Hey, what's that? Fake rap shit you was doing? The fans' rap shit. Oh, yeah, we pop in, pop and pop and popin, pop,

blah, blah, blah. I'll definitely, I'll definitely. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South show. It is your man, Carlos Miller. It's your boy, D.C. see y'all fly and we are in this bitch like a fetus again we are in this bitch like that land little ducy that don't want to come out

bro we in this bitch we back in this bitch like a spine bro look we are in this bitch like ass t-D we in here we in this bitch like tetties man look we in this bitch like the first the first little sperm they got to the egg we in this bitch we're in this bitch

and about to evolve bro we in this bitch like white people at starbucks look we in this bitch like white people at catholic church bro early too second row bro we in this bitch like indian people at the currie spot we in this bitch like indian people who went to go see the jungle book movie bro we in this bitch like Jamaican's getting weed

bro man we are in this bitch like black niggas go into jail nigga we in this bitch like niggas be at the liquor stone we are in this bitch like crackheads at the trap house we end this bitch like just like what you said was don't nobody go harder than crack at the trap house they ain't this motherfucker

they'd be all on the porch 30,000 times a day like why you just ain't come get a lump's up shit I've been working all day nigga about 20 nickels all day just back and forth 20 nickels

like you said came back no you know I upgraded I got a dime last time yeah he did like he did something I got a dime I think he did shit speaking of trap house man what's happening

that's what we're talking about today let's do it being on your motherfucking job Being on your motherfucking huss up. Hey, that's funny as it, man. We can just be saying little words like motherfucker. That should be making people real. Yeah, be like, hey, man, these motherfuckers don't know what I go out.

Why they keep doing all that motherfucking cuss? Because we can't is our motherfuckers, y'all. I don't like to hear all let it cussing. We'll turn the motherfucker off then. And then you're going to be quiet at your house, and you're going to be like, it's too quiet. So you got to turn that motherfucker back on. Yeah, punk motherfucker. A lady told me the other day

She said, man, y'all show is so nice But y'all be cursing. That's what I told her. Don't listen to a motherfucker all day. Why y'all be calling them bitches like that? Our women ain't bitches. We ain't talking to all women.

We're just talking about the bitches we know. Thank you. Bitch. That was like a disclaimer. What the fuck just happens, man? I cut this shit up and scream. That shit got a ninkie screamed in his own.

That shit is scary shit out of me. Hey, man. That's something the funniest shit. Hey, man. Hey, D.C. almost got them bustling his airdrum, digger. I'm so fucking stupid, bro. As soon as I cut it up, I hear that.

I'm stupid ass. Get on your job. I'm here, man. Fuck. Do you believe hard work pay off, my nigga? Depending on what you're working hard for, man. You can be working hard for a lot of shit and the shit just ain't meant for.

you know what I'm saying so yeah like even though you you hard you work hard that don't mean you good at some shit oh that's just like there's a lot of niggins that work hard every day of their job they ain't never getting a promotion that's probably why you work hard because you ain't doing this shit that you're supposed to be doing like you're trying to outwork the other motherfuckers so you can get a promotion and you've been in eight years ain't got a promotion yet you working hard yeah shit just ain't paying off yeah I don't see how you can work hard if you do the same goddamn thing all the time like if you got one of them jobs where you have to just keep it's like some production type shit got it now you're just

routine just and you're just trying to do the shit fast and hard it's the same I remember one time I had a little recycling well-house job I'll work my ass all he was like hey little bro you ain't got to do all that you ain't got to do all that

you ain't got to do all that hey I started working slow and I got five I thought they didn't set me up I start working hard I got five they wanted you out of them man he was like hey little bro what I'll tell you I took your advice They got fired

Motherfucker That's what What's some jobs That you had Plath Man it's a real Stupid ad job You know

I was a temp server Worker Shout out of the temp service To get real niggas Who get real niggas Chances The tip service

And you In the goddamn With a man We got an We got an Opening at the KKK Meeting on a Thursday

They'd want you to register them For voting Like Nick I don't want to Go to that shit They want you They want you to help

Some old people Go in the church Just walk in Walk in Walk out You know the best thing About the best thing About the temp

agencies, though, you could just call their ass right back to get you another job. Yeah, I had to call the white bitch a cracker up there. They fired me. You can get me something else. We'll see what we could do. We got one right here for you, Mr. Miller. Do you want to go? Do you want to go? Do you want to go? What they're paying? Fifteen dollars an hour? And then you get there and you fucking cleaning up

the NASCAR. Like, how you doing? We're going to have the trucks run over your body, okay? I'm like, what the fuck? For 15? Come on with it. 15 an hour. 15 an hour. They be like, well, what's wrong? with my bad hurt like my own fuck all the nigga be thinking about that little page is

she had two hundred two thousand I be straight I think that shit is a myth though because they always be telling hard work pays off that shit crazy man I could never get a job for two for double digits by all you know why I'm so against hard work because I always had to work hard and I always saw motherfuckers get it easy the nakes who got it easy they enjoyed that shit

it's the same it's the same shit like they say you're appreciate it more if you work hard for you give me some shit I wouldn't know the difference I didn't know who gave me shit I used to work dumb hard nigga I got fired in the ring I got fired in the rain I got fired in the rain I work is extremely hard be out there early want to be that double time you know what I want to work overtime yeah you all like we have to get other people change I said bitch they don't want to work I want to work she fired my ass everybody fired you you must not been working hard for real work hard

they just they just hate to see a young nigga who's about to take over the establishment see that I always thought You thought you were just going to work hard and take it. I would work at McDonald's. I'd be like, you know what? I could be the owner of this motherfucker. Do you think the owner ever worked at McDonald's? Yeah.

He didn't. He did some. He got bread, bro. He had to find out what the establishment was before he became boss. He worked. Got him some franchises. You're trying to own some businesses? What?

I own one. What? Pimpin, pimping, pimping. I own three bitches. That's not. I was just playing. I was just playing ladies. I do not pimp.

Ah! Mm-mm, if you say stuff. No, like, what's some businesses that you would open, man, as opposed to having to go work. No, I would really fuck with a Starbucks, you know what I'm saying? I would get in the pivot. I'd try to open me a Chick-fil-A and then have that bitch open on Sunday. That'd be the bomb.

I'd have helped, too. Yeah, yeah. For real. We probably need to put some money together, see if we did this. I'd probably open up a church. It'll be a one-hour church. He'll be about to come to my shit, too. One hour?

No, a church. A church? A church. And he's guaranteed to be over in an hour. Not really over. You can stay if you really want to, but like... From 11 to 12, like, he preaches from 11 to 12. Ain't nobody going to feel no type of way if you get up and walk out.

And then afterwards, it's like prayed as a step team. You have to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off. You late cat. That shit wild, man. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated through.

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for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I had some crazy. I had some jobs where I had to work my ass off, man. You know, shit, one of the hardest jobs that I ever had, I worked at Burger King, man.

Burger King was a hard-ed-ed-job. Well, you used to coming in with other establishment food and shit. No, it ain't even that. It's just that man, standing up on that line all goddamn day. He's coming out with McDonald's shit. Like, excuse me, Mr. Miller. You know, we have nuggets as well. Now, you get so tired of eating Burger King.

You started trading food with other people They'd be tired of eating the shit So that was one cool shit about it Trading food with other people Niggas, I used to work at a McDonald's, I came in that with a Burger King, bad, nigga, I threw it in the trash gang And he was like, Mr. Whiffel, let me talk to you

What was going on? He was like, you think I didn't see that? I don't know what you're talking about? He's talking about the trash. I'm like, yeah, shit, I was about to throw it on the ground, you know what I'm going? He was like, no, you're eating Burger King. What's the one strike?

Okay, you got two more. I said, fuck, nigga, I was hungry on the way here. I can't eat here. You have a lunch break, okay? I don't want to say it again. Okay? McDonald's policy. Ain't that some shit, though. I said, bitch, I can't wait until you go to sleep. I'm still out your car. Yeah, fast food restaurants be acting like you need them. You're just fast, nigga. I want to eat slow. No, I'm just saying when you work there, nigga, I don't need this your damn job. It's just something to do right now to try to help me get through the rough time. I'm telling you, man, when you pick a nugget out of the bag.

Hey, I don't understand those people who go to fucking fast food restaurants And get so upset about a pickle or some shit like that That you want to fight and catch a felony Over a fucking sandwich That me, I'm sorry If I specifically told you no pickles, no lettuce, no tomatoes Light to mayonnaise And I get my sandwich, I got pickles, lettuce, tomatoes

You ain't got to act of fucking food And heavy mayonnaise You don't understand how And it was full cause in front of me Yeah, I do. I understand how inconvenient that is That shit, I just specifically And they got the screen now where it's show you. They got your order.

You see no pickles? So do you think that they should up the minimum wage for the fast food workers or whatever to like $15? You think that would improve? Don't upgrade shit because he ain't upgraded when I was working. So fuck that. That's some hate-n-ass shit. I ain't no hating-na-ass shit. That's some hate-n-all. Everybody else got

$10. I only, the highest I ever got was $8.25. That's some hate-n- Niggas-get. I heard a nigger turned down. I'm a part of the time. So you understand that you probably ain't going to never have a job ever again. in your life. Why wouldn't you want people to? I don't give a fuck.

What a $9 job is at. Fuck with them. I don't give a fuck. I just plan. Send it up because shit, I'm looking for a job too. Hell yeah. This shit may not work. I just want to have some on standby.

You know, you know DC on standby guy out there? Y'all nigger better turn up. They're using me as a threat. Well, I can get D.C. on fly here to drop D. God damn fry. You're in here goddamn bull and shit. You know, Mr. Fock?

You mean, yeah, he's ready. He's ready to drop D. fry now better quit bushing i call it that right now better get the work you know dc oh fly ready yeah that why now shit don't mean nothing the nigger ready to come back to drop the fry now i'm telling you get your ass in gear better get your ass in line now the niggins jop made the video about how he got down come back at work the d'all for real you don't listen to the 85 show you'll listen to the 85 show now you better drop them fried because i got dc on fly you know mr fly fly the dick fogg me yeah that's how he's going to drop him to me yeah that's how he'll drop him

He's going to bring them fry here, boy. For real now. Like, this nigga here really using me as a threat. Then I go get some food. Like, hey, D.C., tell the motherfucker, you're going to take their job. I told you. I told him. I told him. You're right to drive them friday. Hey, bullshit. Hey, get it.

Hey, get it. I'm told him I'm running this motherfucker here. I can drive you fry. D.C., pull you phone now. Follow me back on the Instagram. Yeah, follow me. Show these, nigger. You follow me. My man. It's at the manager.

The manager. The manager. Underscore manager, McDonald. MacD. I got it to the Manager Act MacD. My other page. Teddy, boy, I run this shit. I run this shit.

Tell them, bring them fry here, but I don't tell them. Everything free. You know I got you, but you ain't got a paper shit. Yeah, yeah. You ain't got paper shit. Cause you gonna be walking a zoo, motherfucker. I'm gonna get that back.

They're coming right back. That shit coming back. I'm like, man, fuck out my face. I was that bulls shit. That's a wild, man. That's a wild shit. You got that had me hold up in line for 10 minutes. Nigg was blowing a horn and shit.

You say he used to be a parking lot of tent. Hey, hey, you might not know who the fuck we got right here. We got DC your flat who's about to work in this motherfucker. Y'all better stop blowing your horn. Hey, where else are you using the work, black? Shit, man, I don't work everywhere, bro. I don't work at a recycling warehouse. Goddell.

I don't work at a recycling warehouse. Nick, I thought I worked there recycling. They tricked me. I was a fucking garbage man. Nick, my shit was, nigga. I would rather be the garbage, man. I was the nigger who y'all was bringing the garbage, too. He's separating it.

Nick, I have seen so much trash. That shit has to be unhealthy. It was, oh, my goodness. I was there for four days. Bro, one time I had a job literally laying pipe. I was laying pipe. Yeah, shit, I was a pipe layer. I was laying pipe.

I used to, hey, the shit sounded better than it actually was, dude. What you do today? Shit, laid about 36 feet of pipe. Oh my god Carlos you've been that much pipe Yeah I'm glad you lay pipe Do you have a picture? I'm like bitch come on man

Hey this this is a life lesson That I learned from laying pipe though man You know you gotta have some loop Even when you're laying pipe You ain't shit if you ain't got no good oil To loove it up with Yeah man That's life lessons man

You gotta thread your pipe and loop it up That's Hey That's the truth Sometimes Loub is It worked man You never used Lou Before hey

And Mollivogog grease On up through there Hey you ever seen somebody Get the ass whooped at work Man that shit And like work fights You know You know

I talked I worked at McDonald's I mean Burger King and shit I saw a lot of fights Come through that I seen one girl Drag her later Through the damn

Drive through window Like she grabbed out the car And like pulled her through the window What How did that? She was strong as fuck she did it. Brok ass and then beat up.

I don't never want no other joke. Like if it ain't on some TV or some telling some jokes or some shit, man, I don't want it. But even people think that shit ain't hard. It's hard as fuck to make a room full of people that you ain't never seen before. My motherfucker just acting like real life and we don't do shit in real life.

Yeah. No what I'm saying? Like we work hard than the motherfucker too. Nigger, I'm on my block where I stay. Nick, like, what the hell of the hell? You do it on wheel? I say living. What?

And like you're supposed to say I know where to stay But you know you ain't pulled me around here I was born and came here Yeah This is what this is the house I grew up in Hey let me ask you this What advice would you give to somebody who got a regular job You know not I want to say a regular job

But they're working and they're not happy They want to get out and pursue their dreams Man might be entertainment it might be anything I'm just saying what advice would you give to those people Who listen to our show and be like damn they got it all They got it all they live and they What advice would you get? I ain't got it all bitch

Pick up a gun and rob you Man, you fucking talk about. That'll make you happy to do it. Niggas like you would get out to wait for niggas like me who need a job. Because I told you, D.C. will come here and drop them fried now. Y'all better pick up the slack. And I'm out of bullshit. He come in.

He come down here two times a week now. Hey, hey, I got the nigga number. For real now. And I'm out of bullshin. Well, if I said, why's that goddamn Sprite? It's always a Sprite missing in McDonald's up for somewhere. Where's that goddamn Sprite? Hey, you ever had that job with the old nigger on it?

He always want to come to tell you how they want him to come to work early. Yeah, they want me to come in at 5.30 in the morning tomorrow. Nika, you've been here forever. They just want you to get your old ass up out of here because they don't know when you're going to die. Shit, I'm leaving that, too. That's what I'm saying. I'm staying my head here a little bit. I'm leaving their goddamn too.

They rather leave you before the sun really get out because they don't want you to sue the job, motherfucker. Well, any advice I would give to the people who are not happy, you know, you stuck in the dead-end job or whatever. Shit, hey. jump out there man just jump out there it ain't it ain't gonna kill you to have to just really just hold back for a minute to be able to do what you

want to do but you got to take some chances on faith I was just bullshin by robbing somebody yeah no rob no guy don't rob nobody especially if you black just don't do no crime at all because they're going to get you just pray and work off what you pray for just go

do your thing because don't look at us like we got to have some real faith we ain't got shit you got to believe in some shit the other than yourself. If you just sit around believing the shit that you believe you ain't gonna never get no fucking

you know. We just got a job sitting around listening motherfuckers who ain't got shit you can't do that you can't do that shit why not? Why not?

They ain't gotta respond They don't Why I can't I did it bitch It's done I can't tell jokes like you Shit

You got lucky No no fucking I can't tell jokes like Ain't no luck Luck is when Preparation meets opportunity You gotta think about it We gotta go out and tell jokes

even when we don't want to you know how hard that is to be like hey no this is what you are how hard it is to make money making people laugh some shit you're gonna do anyway like the average motherfucker gonna laugh once or twice a day but then like all day for an hour and a half yeah now do you know how harder it is to wake up when you just ain't brush your teeth and a motherfucker all in your face ha boy you fight it at a motherfucker man and you can't talk because you know your brush that's a real shit to deal with it that's a real nigga shit that you like thank you appreciate that You know your shit quaking.

Fuck, Stain. That shit quaking. Yeah. And you know you ate some pussy lying like. You are a sick nigga, man. I am. You are a sick, motherfucker. I don't born this way.

My folk just asked me, they're like, why do you think like that? Because ain't nobody here to love y'all. You know, I got sisters and shit. Y'all always ask me, why are you like that? I said, where your man is? That's real. She said, he's somewhere. I said, that's why.

You ever think about that shit? Like, you ever look around at your family. Like, it's some good-ass women. in this family and ain't nobody got no fucking man what the hell wrong with you every time they be trying to talk to me all crazy I tell them I see why your ass ain't got no nigga I can't deal with that dumb ass shit

I can't deal with that. You're talking shit even my grandma it was sweet as fuck I was just like damn grandma you ain't got no all these kids my mama be going in every time we about to go somewhere that's when she want to clean the house and shit and go I said mom see why you ain't got no nigga

and time in time for her to go you want to clean up shit no nigga ain't got time for that shit that shit to make me fall out of love. Damn. I unlove your always got to do something when I'm about to go ass.

Do you think women should have to come home and clean up and shit like that after working on? Yes, come on, bend that ass over clean. So when I come in, I fuck you, God. Thank you. I don't even know why I keep asking you shit. I love my mama. I love you, mama.

But why do I even keep asking you shit? I don't know. It's good because I tell the truth. It's the Hispanic monkey. And I want to say that I want to come in the house and get my big sucks for my long days I will want to watch my boss

because my boss will be mostly so after I watch my boss suck my dick, okay? How do you know when it's time to get a job, my nigga? When the bills start piling up and you're the only nigga that got to pay them? Hell yeah. Shit. You start looking around.

Ain't no more of that. Mama! Mm-mm. Hey, the real world hard than the motherfucker. They don't teach you that. Like, you don't never realize you've grown. You just wake up one morning and old motherfucking some money.

Like, what is this? What is this bill shit? Yeah. I ain't never had no damn lights. You remember when you was young and then you thought you wanted some mail like, I ain't get no mail? And then you finally get grown and realize that only fucking bills come in the mail. You don't want no mail.

Bills and fucking sell paper. What? I used to get some penas in the mail when I was young. But you got one. I'm like, shit. Forty-ckel. Any time you got some shit in your mailbox that's not a check. It's bad fucking news, man.

Oh, yeah. Tell the nigger don't use this, Mike Marr. You're stupid, man. She's going to taste like puss at yours. You're retarded. Hey, man, I'm just trying to make me. This been a crazy-ass episode. We've been talking about employment and jobs and hard work.

You know, D.C., he read it. He ready. He ready. Come dropping fry now. This weekend. This weekend. Fock, you mean, that's him. That's the manager.

I can see you working at like a chicken place, KFC, pop-ass. I would have loved being the manager. Just putting on the work. Hey, bro, hey, bro, let me highlight you, bro. Brother, let me high at you, bro. You're dedicated. Why did it flow so dirty, bro? You got a tattoo on your fucking eyebrows, my nigga.

You're dedicated to not working ever again. Oh, yeah. When a nigga, when I got my tattoo and shit, a nigga like, why you plan on getting a job? I said, knicker? Do I look like I want a job, nigga? I got hired the next day. For real?

Yeah. Doing what? Recycling wet house? No, okay. I got hired the next day, nigga. I was like, shit. It took me to get a table. tattoo on my pay to get my first job.

Oh, the Ben got this motherfucker. That's wild, man. I couldn't get a job for none in my name. You only ever get another tattoo on your face? No, when I was thugging, I would. But that shit old went now. She did. Motherfolk would be like, don't do that.

I'm like, bitch, get out my face. I know I fucked up. Hey, you got to keep reminding me. I fucked up. Like, bitch, I'm on TV. I'm trying to do better. Like, bitch, you know what I'm saying? Like, damn.

Why you do that? You so cute. Bitch, I know I fucked up. Hold up, when did you realize that you ain't fucked up? It was like, shit, shit, start going better and I wake up and I see this shit anymore. I'm like, damn, man, you know you're fucked up. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're really handsome, nigga, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you're handsome. You're fucking how bad you don't want to be handsome. You handsome, you're handsome, you're only going to fuck. This, nigga, retarded. Now, I was just a plane. I ain't fucked up. Nick, D.C. is in me forever. Nick, y'all know what time of it is.

I'm going to die with this shit on my face, nigga. That nigga will get some contour. As soon as he gets some money. Oh, really. This shit is dying on my face. This shit is going to be so old. The DC is going to be dragged. It's going to look like too old.

Hey, but that's my nigger. O-O. Oh, O.D. U.S. B. D.C. Triple O G. Double-G. That's you. O.O.

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Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your Facebook. favorite shows i do hate that shit though i hate this shit so much oh my god you so you so cute without it bitch i know but how i look with it though hey man you ain't told me that you okay this this this the funniest shit though man you go somewhere with dc cat they tell me i'm okay okay like yeah you okay like bitch get the fuck out my favorite rob your ass going somewhere with dc is hilarious man you never know what i'm gonna do every nigger know him He's not acting. This nigga really fucking crazy.

And then people come up and say crazy shit to make his response even crazy. Nigel, I'm at an airport trying to get the rental car. I'm mad at this shit because I can't get the rental car. Like, niggas don't give a fuck about what you doing in life for how your day is. You know what I'm saying? So a bitch and her nigga walked up right.

Like, I'm heated. Like, I'm literally heated. Like, I want to swang on the nigger because I can't get my car and none of that. So she come on like, face sad. Face sad. I said, bitch, I'll tone you in front of your nigga. Fuck wrong with you.

Shut the fuck autonomy Like on everything Like real shit I'm in front of your nigga Make him mad They're gonna want to fight Better quit playing with me They walk their ass

Happy ass on in the goddamn airport Like he's crazy That nigga's stupid Like bitch I'm dead ass She was just like Face head Face head I was like ooh

Ugly asshole You ain't a nigga fuck wrong with y'all Stupid-ass relationship Ugly relationship That's an ugly Ugly relationship That's ugly people Be happy

That'd be happy Why you so happy with y'all Ugly Why you're so happy? And y'all got dropped up. I hope y'all can't get no one of the car. We found each other. Dumb-a-ho. You got dropped out.

Shout out to Uber. Shout out to Uber. You know who this podcast is for? I hate UberPool. Me too. You know who this podcast is for? What this podcast is for? Hey, this podcast is for all the niggas who got two bitches with no car.

All you do are text all day, back and forth. When you're going to call peep me up? Hold on. I'm trying to see you. Like, hold on because the other girl on the way. Hold on. All on right girl. I'm about to deal.

See, like, how? You know how Hey man I had an Uber I had an Uber driver The other day He was deaf Sometimes you gotta show You gotta show motherfucking

Sometimes you got to I had an Uber driver the other day And he was deaf And they told me he was deaf And then when I He pulled up He was like, where are you going I'm like I gotta text it to you

Can't tell it I got text it to you You know what I'm saying Like why the fuck he even Asked me where I'm going Oh ignorant at So I had to text him And he was like

I got it I like that Why he sound like that I don't know You ever call Uber And then you see the nigga Pitcher You had to cancel that bitch

Like nah That nigga like a murderer Yeah That shit be crazy I had to cancel that shit real quick Like what you're going Where you're going

My man shit I gotta text I got it I got it I'm scared Because I didn't know If he was gonna stop It ever rat

Like you know I got a major You can't hear the horn You know who this podcast is for Who is for Man this podcast Right here for anybody who ever had some mid

and some loud, and you roll the mid, yeah, you put the loud on the top. That's for me, you're talking about me. Yep, shut out to all my names. We call the mild blunts. Yeah. Yeah, what's got to smoke on that mild? You were stupid.

We didn't come over with any dad, man. This podcast is for people who go over with other folks' house and don't have no plans on leaving. You ever as a matter to come over your house at a tour and stay to a lap. That's me. Shout out of people don't know when to overstay they're welcome. You fucked that up

Uh-uh You fuck that one up Hey man My new shit for 2016 though I'm fucking with women With sagged titty Me too I just found out how much

I like saggy titty That's stressful me I like seeing them love Them little hamard Like you remember I was Lion King When the nigga Scar Had the release Mufusca

Yeah It looked like Mufus Those of his last scratches Yeah On his way down I love them I'm fucking with them I love them, titty.

I just like, I look like titty. Ooh, fucked them up! I'm sorry, y'all, but this podcast is recorded a couple of days before you hear it, and I'm just watching these play y'all. They're fucking them up. Fucking them up. Who getting fucked up right now, man? That's the heat.

Oh, shit. I'm looking at the wrong. Oh. It's the, that's the Charlotte. Yeah, the Charlotte 96. He took a bus three on NBA. Who you got on the NBA championship? Oh.

who me I'm going for the wars in Cleveland I think wars in Cleveland gonna do their thing man I don't know if LeBron can pull it off that nigga didn't got real timid these last three years

yeah that boy Carrey don't went crazy man he did he's going stupid man but Kyrie going real stupid him love shit my boy on Shumpa going retarded

oh hold up they said they beefing Isaiah Isaiah Thomas One thing about it, my boy Scroda with that shit now My boy Scroda with that shit now I understand they would want to fight because We won, we won

Y'all got to sit down and watch us Hey Sorry, Boston I fuck which we go up We won Gotta say a real gritty so they can feel it We won We won

Hey Atlanta deserved that though All of that, because it's been rough, being a hoax fan. That shit, Craig could I tell him crazy for a minute. He started turning up and shit. I really hope the Falcons have a good fucking season, too, man. Like, it's just been time for the city. Man, Ryan be getting on my nerve. I fuck him on my nerve, but, God.

Damn, he be getting on my nerve, man. I fuck with Matt, but shit, man. Come on, get your shit together. Get your shit together. What you be jacking off before the game? No, it's just that. It seems like he don't, he don't know how to bounce back. Once he's gone, man.

He'd be tripping, man. Like, he be, I don't know. Oh forgot about that name You remember What's his name? Who? We're talking about

With the draft? Yeah, The nigga got drafted And fucking Looked the video Smoking a wig Man, His stepdad

Did that shit That was so lame Man That's lame as fuck That's lame Why is that people Always trying to expose Somebody else shit

And I feel for broke I feel like When you come from The bottom Man It's like Be so much turmoil And shit

And then I got to go through And then a nigga Do some shit like that And that hit home Like bro You You my mama nigger, bro.

You fucked up some money that time, too. Nigger, I would have gave y'all two million. I would have a gay, well, my mama gonna fuck with you anyway. I don't know. But still, he's gonna make sure the mama gonna make sure the husband straight. But I'm gonna give y'all some money so I won't have to deal with the stepdad. You feel what I'm saying? Hey, stepdaddies are some different kind of niggas, man.

I mean, no, don't get me wrong. There's some stepdads out there that take care of the other than his kid. But niggas is like that! You ain't need got to be my cousin. I hit that d'all. I hit that d'nig for a hundred thousand. What do you want me to do? Hey, too

That shit But I ain't gonna do nothing You know what I'm saying It's supposed to be your step Whatever Your parent Then you're supposed to be Out there doing no shit

That was really That was just allegedly That was a stepfather That was bullshit No, they were a wack-ass shit Then let me tell you something The media got it for 15 thousand You just knocked out

10 million out the nigga pocket A nigga you That's some bullshit What that 15,000 is gonna do Nothing It's a whole bunch of cards Man get the fuck on man But I'm proud of the nigga

still got the chance even getting the NFL Oh, that's exactly what I was saying. Much love to all the young niggies who got drafted. You know, just the opportunity to make something for your family. Even if you ain't get drafted,

you red shirt, a nigga, that's still a step is a step. You might get that call to come join the team. I know a couple of red shirts who are actually starting now. You know what?

You know why that's true, right? Because of grind. Hard work pay the fuck on. Because they were doing what the fuck they were supposed to be doing. Yeah. Do it for the outcome, not the income.

Feel what I'm saying? Don't try the world. stop me and think you're going to get a check let me tell you something I used to fight you know what I'm saying I still will you're threatening I ain't threatened nobody you know hypothetical threats I'm just saying because I was just in this I was just in Flint and I was just talking to the one of the promoter the sheep like yeah man you know one of the thing can't wait to put you on word stuff I said yeah ha ha

nigger please I got stabbed four time I left fire I don't think a nigga nigger man I'm more amped than ever yeah because I know it can happen I'm amp you got getting up side of the head with a sledge hammer Damn. I wouldn't do it because I'm on probation, but I'm just saying. Damn. Don't fuck with me. Hard work pay off, my name.

Hard work pay off, man. Stay busy, my nigga. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for niggas who don't know what a podcast is. That's why we always telling you who this podcast is for. Niggas really think we're recording this in the porta party. Stupid, motherfucker. This is stupid, man.

I don't know. You know, the nigger will just record that shit at the NFL in the potter party. Them niggas got a portable radio show They be doing That shit crazy They be shit And recording at the same time My nigga

They can take it wherever Wherever Wherever Where ever They could bring it to the hood Try to get them nigg To bring it to the hood My niggas

That the hell up man We should get a porta A little bit I told you What you think We're gonna do the first Well we already did We got to do another one man

We gotta tell this shit To the strip club We're gonna go to strip club We're live in the motherfuck Strip club That's why we got to get like some muffled speakers or some shit Like hip phones and shit But they can't really

Go get a boo That shit will be retarded We live from the strip club I'm like Oh they little broke ass nigga I ain't wanna pay the money So I got to bounce of the kick you broke eggs out Hashtaghton striples around the city

Oh Hey Why you think the striples be so stuck up I don't know man Because they shake an ad We're supposed to just throw money Shit don't work like that If you listen if you

If you whisper that you're gonna fuck something We're going to throw somebody. Come on. Come on. He have a retarded kid saying he got down alley. Yeah. You want to eat a little Johnny? You ready to go outside?

Yeah. Come on. What kind of car you want, little Johnny? I want one that they come out. You love your mama, little Johnny. Like, this nigga is stupid, man Oh, shit. The 85 South show, man.

Parental discretion is advice. Come on. What kind of car you want, little Johnny? I won't want to think. Come on. All right, little Johnny. You get crazy. Hey, the 85 South show, this is a podcast

for your friend to come over your house and smoke all your roaches out your ass trick. Fuck you mean. And be like, do you got roaches? You got some weed. He don't even say what's up. Me that road, bro. With your air, Troy.

It's hitting. And that's really rude and disrespectful. Yes, it is. You really got to be best friends to even smoking nigger roaches as an extra. Yeah. We're in this bitch.

I'm about to go to the crib. Listen to that Drake, man. Drake got me thinking about a bitch from seven years ago. I got to go hear this shit. Got you real sentimental, my brother. Man, I'm in my feelings like a motherfucker. Think about a bit from seven years ago?

My phone been on silent for the last two days. I don't even want to talk. Man, my feelings. No, I'm not I'm just talking that shit I'm just talking that shit man Much love to all the ladies who are listening Right now don't know if you're pregnant or not

I always like that Your stomach kicking but it's really you hungry I always like to hear that on the commercial They say you're a woman It's pregnant or may become pregnant I'm like, nigga that's a whole lover man I mean if you think about it They all have the chances of

Man shout out to the girls who got them two week pretty stuff but you really ain't pregnant he just got a little stomach and that gag I like that little two weeks pregnant his stomach that shit's sexy to me oh I like it we hang over the bell buck a little bit bro doing this podcast I listen to all the episodes and I really listen back bro we ratchet as hell that's what we come we like all the wrong shit I definitely came all the way from the project like I'm always gonna love a chick who's staying with her knees locked and be bow legged a little bit I don't get a fuck what nobody said I would just tell my people the other day

I'm like, why you just fuck anything? I said, bro, it's not about the quality, bro. It's about the quantity. Oh, that's what you like. Where I come from, it's about how many you don't took down this month. You feel what I'm going to be fucked up. I took 17 down. You're going to be dead.

Nah, fat bitches. Both skinny bitches. Oof. And three. Just random. Yeah, they're just random. I ain't know why I'm going with that one. It's just three.

Just three. I was about to say some shit, but I had to stop. No, not that. Just three. We out here, though. We're out here, man. The 85 South show, man. Pretend about coming to hype, man.

If you ain't following us, please follow us at D.C. Youngflat. What make you... Why wouldn't a nigger be following us? This is the funniest shit out. I don't know. I still got people that be like, bro, you funny as hell. I don't follow you, though.

I'm like, okay. All right, I guess. Okay. All right. Yeah, okay. They didn't go to their page and don't... The shit ain't green either. Like, bitch, you don't follow me,

but you know a lot about me, though. Man, we'll have to follow you to see you, Google is a motherfucker. You have a lot. You have a lot of shit out there, man. I'll see some shit you did on somebody else page. I'm like, when this nigga do this shit? Man, that's shit crazy, man.

I just be, sometimes I just be coming up with shit. I'd be like, what about that fucking ride with me? But the way he's going to stoop. Ooh, he's just hitting him with the COVID move. 85 South Show. DC Young Flag. We hear. Fuck you, man.

Hard work pays off, bro. Yes, sir. never stop grinding pray harder and work off for what you pray for ladies and gentlemen it will come and it will be in your face and don't be scared when it come be prepared for it yeah and on the on the closing note you can't miss what you ain't never had so if you ain't never had shit guess what you miss nothing that was that was fucking you know that was perfect that was the one that oh that shit made me like damn i ain't never had shit so i don't miss this shit how you miss some shit that you ain't never had that what I'm saying it wasn't your shit at the beginning

that one I'm trying to tell you that why when I steal some shit and I blow that money I'll be kind of missing it but it wasn't yours I'm like fuck that's the best money to fucking when you stole it that shit be the best he used to be crying that why somebody else shit you ever stole some money and then buy some shoes and then I didn't get dirty the same thing I ain't never been lucky enough to steal no money because I'm always around broke motherfuckers that's really why I'm stealing I had to get real swift because it started like when I stole it looked like I'm stealing like you look at me They're like, hey, huh? You're guilty off the top.

I'm just going to take the shit in your face. What? I ain't doing that. We all got that one person that we steal from that don't give a fuck because they got it like that, just steal. That's what my family think I'm stealing this. They think I'm the nigga that can steal it from and don't give a fuck. I'm stealing a man.

I'm still in how red hair. Hey! Y'all motherfuckin'all fucking think this game, huh? I'm going to cut everybody off of this bitch. before you know what I wake up my shoes on the edge of the bed like how motherfucking know I was talking about my shoes you know what I'm saying

like man I don't play them game man You ever went off on somebody too early about your shit Like every time I put some shit down Somebody put their motherfucker There it go my bad No I ain't on my bad Then how you do that shit

I remember one time I was like hey what the fuck my shit to y'all nigga thinks the game Then I see my shoes I'm like oh Alright cause shit Last time you took that shit So shit I'm just saying

My bad, but you know what I'm saying? You did it last time, and I'm spide jazz. Hey, how about when the motherfucker lose some shit that still be looking for? He'd be like, oh, yeah, they can go ahead of that shit. I don't know what the fuck it is. I ain't worry about it, though. I don't know.

Whoever got the shit can go on here to keep the shit. Boy, that'd be all day, bro. All day. You ever know, niggas don't never lose nothing, though. Somebody stole it. You ever walked into somebody's room? Niggins don't lose nothing? I'm telling me, but have you ever walked to somebody

room while they were sleeping and started looking for it, in their room. They wake up, you just, what? I'm just looking for my shit. Hey, bro,

what you doing in my room? I ain't saying, you got it, but I'm just saying. Looking for my motherfucking shit. I just remember last time, shit. Uh-huh.

What the head is here right here, though? Uh-huh. This is the shit I was messing live time. You ever have somebody questioning you about some shit you really ain't seen,

but they believe you got it. Like, hey, bro, you seen my fucking clip of my thing? Nigger. So you ain't seen my shit? Okay. Cool. all right okay so you ain't see it

nope so if I look in your bag I ain't gonna be in there okay that's probably the most heart throbbing shit ill let me see your bag then let me see your bag then open your shit up that when you fight break out you got to fuck nigga what you're trying to say yeah it's in the bag you throw the bag till you pot hold a hold that bro take that to the car bro

fuck wrong with this nigga talking about that nigga go goddamn trap me like that bro drive out bro Drive on, bro. Hey, have you ever knew you lost some shit but then seen somebody wet, sweat your shit? And you're like, nigger, I know you ain't bought this shit. What you get the shirt from?

Well, you know, goddamn T.J. Mac. They don't say that shit that shit got my name printed on it. Nick. How do you ever wrote your name on the tag? Then you look to see what a... Is your name on the tag with the tag on? nigger don't rip the tag It's a hole where the tag war Niggas, man

I stole this shirt From me, yeah From me, motherfucker Fucking real shit Real shit Shout out to everybody who's still Man Not that I

Not did I approve of what the fuck you're doing Just because I know you out here Man my little nephew still Every year and a half We can't catch him It'd be big too Mama would be like It's a thousand

Don't have you got big earrings This nigga got a wristwatch He got a rent-a-car for three days You're like, what are you doing with this? How do you get that? Amen A whole year and a half He happy you five other niggins that's still

If anybody listening to this podcast And you steal At least have some decency enough Not to steal from people that you live with God damn Your mama, sister, don't be stealing from there Man, you can steal a little bit from your sister Just don't be having the motherfuck

My nephew's swift with it, man Yeah And my nephew got that face Boy, what you're talking about, bro? Get mad at here. You know what the fuck I'm talking about, bro. I'm on the airing war. What you mean, bro?

I got bitches. Nick, I always claim bitches about them. I got bitches. You ain't left the house all weekend, though. I ain't seen one bitch you fucking. I don't fuck them over here. What are you fucking, man? Over there.

Where is over there? Over there. You don't never be over there. You don't know what the fuck I'd be doing. That's why I asked you for an Uber. That's how you know young nigga be lying. They boy get half pissed. What were you last night?

Man, I was at saying you didn't do that last night, man. Swear to God, I was asking you a whole. You didn't call my phone. You can't call me. You can call my phone. I ain't tripper. Man, I had, what were you yesterday? I had four holes.

They were trying to come off your house. All right on us. It was all up. They were going to suck in everybody's dick. Everybody was going to get their dicks up. You ain't. I seen your Instagram nigga you was at church you call me I was sleep swear to God I was sleep I fell asleep right out of you call me the who's head sucked my

dick and I felt asleep how you know a nigga ain't shit black nigga you line like man you got the 200 you owe me man I told you how to get you the money you told me me keep this shit game to you I swear to God my bro man come I just seen you on Instagram flexing the money, bro. I just seen... I wasn't even on Instagram, bro, swear to God,

it's on Facebook, me. That's why I seen it at. On Facebook. I did you out of my Facebook. Hey, man, we're shit so goddamn man. Is you trying to get booked on the show or what? We're trying to book you. What you want for the show?

Nigger void come back and shit. Man, I'll swap a little, dog. No, look, you've got some real shit, though, if you're trying to get booked, my name. I fuck with you. Take my number in your. phone. I got you number. I've been calling you asking you about my money. Okay, yeah, I know.

I'm going to see you the deposit next week on there. Hey, man. Right here on the 85 South show, you know, like, we've been saying we're going to do better about the fan mail and shit like that. We got some fan mail for you today. Young man needs some direction from, uh, what thing he wants to talk to Deacon Fly. Oh, man.

Talk to Deacon Fly. All right. Let's get Deacon Fly in. Young man said he ready to give the street life up because he believed he might have something and he's just ready to make a change for the better man and just you know try to be a better person he want to make a change oh he really i believe it's just that he really scared that he might have something that's what it says right here you know just try to keep it anonymous what he says that uh i believe i might have caught something living a street life and

i'm ready to get a street life up and i just want to hear from uh some of the words from deacon fly maybe it could help me okay okay uh amen you want some words of encouragement but you gonna need a little cream gonna need a little cream of encouragement you want to give the street life up sir but I'm here to tell you that it's too late it's too late because now your dick have eczema your dig has acne and you're itching like crazy and I want to tell you that if you scratch those bumps off and they don't grow back anymore then you might not have nothing but I would advise you to get your scratching my brother get the scratching don't leave the street

light because you might die soon so get it in while you can my brother get it in while you can a couple robberies will be good you know I would like for you to strap up at least three times that's about all I can say because ain't no telling what you got if you're coughing up blood but you're not coughing up the blood of the holy ghost so I would rather you go to the doctor as soon as possible don't go to the street doctor please go and get yourself checked because you don't want to pass that along because if you fuck my niece Oh, brother, I'm going to find you And I'm going to put a bullet hole so far

In your head That you're going to wish you was already dead Pastor, do you have any words of this brother Who's on his version of way of being Magic Johnson the third? You know, I was sitting there and I was listening And I saw how you were you was speaking with such passion. Speaking passion, my brother.

I didn't want you to quit. I don't want you to give up on the kids because the children are the future. They are the future. And this young man has been out there. He's been living the street life and now the street life is caught up to him. He's caught.

He's got it. He's about to die. Any moment. You know, it's never too late. It's never too late. It's never too late to go back to the bitch who gave it to you. And tell her, you got some explaining

to do. I strongly suggest young man if you believe you have something and go get yourself checked out. If you do have something, just like DC said, just go get back with the bitch who gave it to you. Because that what I would do, if I had something, I'll find somebody else who got it. And we could just have sex. It doesn't matter. We can give it back to each other. It doesn't matter. And the legs and the church is wide open. And can we say, what's that pill called my brother?

Plan B. Not plan B, the one they, penicillin, can we all say together? Penicillin, who got it? Penicillin, I need a pinna Cillin. Penicillin, penicillin, paella, who got one? Penicill, I need one. Penicill, penit, penitle, yeah. I take the liquid, I take the shot,

just give me everything you got. Penicillet, seal it. Yeah, 85 South Baptist. Memorial Methodist Christian Catholic Episcopal 17th Municipal Penteenth Municipal Penteenth

Hallelujah! Assembly and church building. Glory! Yeah! 85 South show. We out of here. Oh shit, man. Well, that's the 85thous time.

This is. The 85 South show. You know what going on. It's your boy D.C. on flag. It's 85 South show. We have this bitch. Fuck, yeah, me. Oh, glad, boy.

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