The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Everybody Has Roaches | Ep. 92

Episode Date: August 11, 2017

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Shit might be said They might hit you up under the skin And it might be a low blow But guess what? It's funny as fuck though We got Tid eyes in the building Say what, say what Today's in the building

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stagging ass You're gonna be in New Year's in church With your stagin' ass You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ass While your kids still playing up in dirt

With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on work With your staggin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stagin' ass Oh shit, you gonna be lay for work With your stagin' ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog

With your stagin' ass Hey We don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the low Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit But that's what I'll fuck your bitch

And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the end But I might jump on the plane In Palé vu la Franche Cause my no close

I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different tits Hey

Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they round But felt some different titty Hey I like smoking weed

I like it in high Hey I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give up for a crazy man I don't know crazy man

I'll give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good then please don't give me some

But if that bit pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Oh, that pussy girl I don't like Asked I'm a smell that I'm a fuck Go I'll fuck no

Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no I remember I seen a roach fell in that candle

He was burning Looking at me like, nigger Help me Help me Spray some raid on a roach in the hood It don't do them no good They just be like nigga Now I'm wet

Don't spray that shit on me Because I'm going to the bell From some holes under the toilet We're gonna have a roach party And I had some crump That you dropped earlier from the kitchen That went under the refrigerator My baby mama said that she was mad at me

Took them crumbs over that them crawled and got some cereal Had them bitches at the crib and that we eating honeycoat You didn't know Roaches was part of the economy Because everything you dropped the roaches They gonna eat it up my jee Yes they is Roaches keep your house clean Yes they keep your house clean

Roaches, keep your house clean They be like you drop some, but Hey, my nigga, I got it. They be like you drop some butt, Hey my nigga, I got it. They be like you drop some butt Hey my nigga, I got it. Baby like you drop something,

But hey, my nigga, I got it. So, roost over hell, Roots in your hair. Roots, in your bag, roach, in your snap, Roots on your plate, Roots, in your skate, roots, everywhere. Oh, we got rooster.

Yeah. Everybody had roachie. Yeah. Did you hear what Michael Vick told Colin Kaepernick you need to get a high cut? Yeah, that was some stupid shit. I fought with Vitt too, but that was some stupid shit. Michael, I feel like it was a whole setup because right after he said that shit, they said that he got a job coaching with the Chiefs. So I believe that was a whole look.

He apologized too then, though. Yeah, I think he did. They didn't caught Bobby Valentino in the house with the transsexual with his pants on. with his pants off. Now you know it went down. I ain't see that video. Hey, don't watch the shit. Don't watch the shit.

I ain't see that. Hey, the nigger voice deep as hell. Hey, Bobby Valitito, you're leaving your pants. Buh. Hell now, man. Wendy's ain't got that chili no more. What the fuck? Wendy's ain't got that chili no more.

And ain't nobody told me shit I used to put that chili on my fries Put that chili on my pie Put that chili in my sake Put that chili when I wait You feel like the home boy They got shot four times Oh I escaped deaf by the ass

I least they look like I got shot four times I gotta give you that one Cork To your head back I took a second Shit fun man Shout to everybody all the hosts man Shout to MTV for giving your boy shizz-out. Some of my hours on the blizz-outs,

and now I stizzop, you know what I'm there? You don't see a rock? So I gotta stay away from your ass because I have a thousand roaches in my fucking bag. You got them in your car, too, nil. We even got them bitches on your Twitter. Roaches coming down the time line. You've got roaches on your timeline.

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Hey. Welcome back to the 85 South show. If you are just now, June, then, what fuck you did? Guess who we're in here with today? We're in here with. Man, tell them who we're here with it. You were what?

I'm a cool good timer. A cougar tamer. A cougar tamer. I sat down. How'd you get your start, man? First of all, man, my boy Fatten Pade, he put me on with the vines, you know what I'm saying? Because, you know, I was from the hood. I was selling cocaine, doing all the type of stuff.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, let's slow down for me. Fadda Pade, motherfucker. Yeah, talk to him. What? You know what's funny? Hey. You know what's funny?

Somebody asked me what's Fatt and Bade name. Yeah, bitch, why the fuck would they ask you that? I don't know. I don't know the niggins nothing but fat and page. Yo. Shit, leak. I hope we'll never get pulled over because I swear I don't know your name but fat and pay. Yeah, yeah, keep it that way.

That's how we're going to jammed up. Keep it that way, y'all is. That nigger name fat and pay. Flat, what the fuck you been, man? Man, been working me, dog. I'm trying to tell you. Tell me what it is. Man, been working like a motherfucker, man.

Make sure y'all go get that Kevin Hart, uh, Lafout, app. Yep Because I ain't even know I ain't know where to do that You know what I got it But yeah Man you know what I'm saying Yeah

Just go get the app Go see a couple of them episodes What's out right now The zombie shit out now Right It's dead house Okay dead house

Yeah man It's a series It's like three episodes Okay yeah No that shit lit though That shit funny and fuck I saw the first one That shit lit

Doing shows I heard the tour coming back Like I ain't on it Yeah I got to interview you Like you out Because I know Because I know

What? Which one? I'm asking you So they'll know All the shit They were like What fly? Oh yeah, hey, yeah, like I tour coming up.

Like, we don't know what going on, but shit popping on. It's coming soon. Hey, yeah. September 8th, starting to New York. Hey, bro, you don't later, the TRL. Excuse me. Hey, yeah. What is looking like?

Shit, lit. Shit fun, man. Shout to everybody, all the hosts, man. Shout to MTV for giving your boy, she's out. Some hours on the blizzot, selling wrists, and now I stizop, you know what I? You don't sell rocks no more? No, still out. Damn.

He said chins now. For the back of your head is like a beat spill, but stop playing, man. Hey, y'all, the back of that their head look like this. Big-ass chin. Y'all know how Jamie Farr? Who, how name was? Paula or a liver color? Wanda.

Loose chains. Boy, your head got Wanda in the back of your head. Uglaid, but what fuck wrong with you? But your chin got upstairs and downstairs, boy. Boy, chin got an upstairs and downstead. Give me an ice cord. Your Bluetooth, Bluetooth, the back of your head. What?

And the son. Oh, you got a tee top in the back of your head. Barchhevin T-T-talk. Ugly, boy. You got a school bus hanging from your face. A school bus. Now, that was funny. Ugly, boy.

That's how them niggas talk to each other, man. Yeah, she'd be lit. They've been friends since the second time in first grade. Call her a shirt that need to be buff. Shit the fuck up. That nigg got his shirt at a bowling alley. That name said his shirt need to be buff. Browder snake.

Fuck your d'nj-j-ass shirt. I remember when they were a white-ass shirt. Please don't take it. You know, your stomach looks like uncooked bacon. There we go. King, cone, titty. Now, roast this shit. What you mean, roast?

If we put it on the grill, I bet it's fried. Uglylead, boy. Uh-glide, boy. Yes. Nothing smell like foot fungus in the shit. Ah. To Jimmy whammy. Uglylead, boy.

That nigga is sweating in parts. He ain't even sweating in him. He's four-head. Oh, shit. That dink is just sweating and weird-ass spot. He's sweating. In this spot right here, y'all, y'all can't see it. But right here, what's up, man?

What's up, Colin? What's up, Carlo? I ain't no, Nick, swick right here, like, right here, like, right here. You feel like the home boy that got shot four times. Oh, I escaped deaf by the ass. Ah, these things, they look like I got shot four times. I got to give you that court. God damn.

Court licking land. Oh, shit. You do look like you know how to bowl in their shirt goes. Hey, he got any work. Two-80 a federal. He got any work. Dickies. What's what?

No supervisor shoes. He got on three outfits. Sport. Gymnastics. I was trying to keep the theme going. Apparently we're dressing like garbage men today. La, hold on what the head you put on. Rotissory chicken sweating over there.

Oh, milton titty, heaven. Why the fuck isn't it so hot in this thing? This is not hot. You're on the coat, man. You still got on the coat. You still got on the coat even though. You still got on the coat even though. You still.

I'm not hot. I'm hot, niggins. You got on a skin coat. He could take his skin on like a coat. He'd be like, he set his skin on chuh. Amen. I wish I could. Amen.

Hey, y'all remember that nigga of Austin Powers? You just a fat bastard. Ooh, you're just a fat bastard. We're going to get your fat bastard by that ass. This man gotta walk outside or something, bro. You're not just about, you're not just about to sit up in the head. You're not just about to sit up in the end. You remember that nigger had that sentimental moment with Beyonce.

I was always wanted my daddy. He was just a fat bastard. This nigga had laughing hard of hell on here. Time counting. This nigga having a stroke over here right now, man. Shit. Hey, man. Chad, that's your buddy, Chad.

Chad over that damn. He's a fat bastard. My daddy always wanted my daddy. We don't get no fuck over here on the 85 South Carolina. I always wanted my daddy. You just said. A fat bastard. This podcast is for the niggas who built just like that.

Hey, that ain't run that thing star fart. It's a day. That was from two days ago. I'm just a fat bastard. Oh. What's a good one? Oh, get the fuck out of here. Really, baby.

Hey, man. What wrong with you, bro? Take, go turn the hell on, man. Oh, my soul, but. It's locked. What you mean? You got that fake-ad plasma TV. They really found a way to run us about this bitch, huh?

But we're niggas. This shit don't mean that. I knew it was going to come to an end soon or later. The niggas got ACA or a butt in this room. We're going to record the bitch in the hallway. Yeah, can you just cut off the room in the back corner? We don't want any AC in this. The one where the colors are.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The little black room. This shit started to smell like niggas so much. They don't even use it, but we don't make them clean wonders. They don't even use this shit. They don't even come in here. Wait.

There's one black's been in here. I smell marijuana and chicken. Let's do it in the front room He ain't gonna make it no better Damn sure ain't It was a fat bastard in here Now y'all saw this nasty nigga Take the shirt off

And wipe all his sweat off And put the shirt back It's the only shirt I got Motherfocus Hey man When we show this clip We gotta have fat duster It's got to be a clip

Of fat bouncer when he pop up It was fat bastard And that Ugh We definitely put that clip in the He's taking my energy out This more. Oh, shit.

There you go with that shit. It was the same way outside when it was hot earlier. No, it wasn't. Two days ago, you still had the same energy. Your chin were blocking the sun. That while it was raining. Nimbus cloud, chin. That was boo-boo.

You know that was boo-boo. You know that was your inside out? It's even nasty on that side. Yes, it is. The dirty side cleaned it in the inside. You got to come back, big. I'm not going for that. I'm going to keep going.

This whole show going to be back. about your ass. It is. It's going to be by the fat. I won't give a down. You're going to put this in the title. It's going to be the title. Fat and paid intervention.

We get here to help. Three D's. He is, he is, uh, seven to eight days into his weight loss journey. A nigga, he almost down to a size where he can wear a waist train and start selling their flat tummy tea. Real top. We end this bitch. How many days it is, not that you don't been working out?

Sevent to eight. Like three days. Like three day? How is it going, bro? No, you know, we really brought you on here because you're a hood fitness expert now. We want you to share some of your weight loss tips with our audience.

A cup of water. That's all you need. Man, drink to drink there. Tried to get ready, man. Go, man. Drink that. Oh, man. You got, like, you passing out over there.

You're tripping. You good? Yeah, yeah. You want to get a drink? You want to get a drink, man. You're like, you're about to die, man. Stop like it. Nick, the sugar didn't got low.

He comatose. And nigga E-Loping right now. He what? He doesn't even know where E-Loap means, bro. That means, go away and get married, but you're going away somewhere else right now. You knew what that shit means? I knew that. I knew it didn't have shit to do with this.

It just felt like it was right. You don't want none of this Gatorade and then? Hide the chin and hides a wife. You can't. He's talking about how'd the chin. In other news, let's get to some of the fan comments. Hey man, I don't know what the fuck going on today That nigga name long as a motherfucker

This nigga named Chief Tone Floor Son of a goddess That was a good one Even though you're tired That was a good one motherfucker He said hide your chin

Hide your wife Oh man This nigga get retarded Hey man What the fuck What the fuck? What wrong, Chad Hey

Hey, the needy retarded ain't. Hey, man, we ain't here living. We don't have a little play. We got a fan comment. We got comments, but we still joaded and roasts to this thing. Is he alive? You all right? You said, ain't the game of anybody.

There ain't going. Damn, okay. All right, let's get back on task here. Hey, this podcast is for real niggas who get good. Oh, that's, what the fuck, Chad? What is this? I ain't like the way you work. I don't like how that shit worded, bro.

This podcast is definitely not for. Goose bumps. The niggas who get goosebumps. First of all, you're not a real nigga. If you're getting goosebumps for any goddamn real. Why would a nigga? Where a nigga get the chill? Why don't get the goosebumps, nigga?

A nigga don't get the goose. I don't know what goose bumps. I don't know what goosebumps is. I ain't never had no motherfucking goosebumps, nigga. I had chills. Hey, I got, hey, fuck that. My intuition won't let me have goosebumps, nigga. If you even think about getting the goose, he'd be like,

uh-uh, bro. You're going to get the chills. You're right. Hey, man. Do some push-ups next time you get the goosebumps. Oh, tell you slap yourself. You should, you definitely shouldn't be getting goosebumps watching another nigger. If you do get, you know what?

You know, that's exactly what I'm saying this, try to set me up. This podcast is for niggas who get beat up for having the goosebumps to watch another niggas. This podcast is for niggas is for niggas who beat niggas up for having goosebumps around him. What you're doing with goosebumps? That niggled ass. Oh, gout.

You got goosebumps. You ain't got goosebumps. You ain't got cold a hell. You ain't got heat. You're listening to too much Travis Scott. You get goosebumps. Boy, your ad right now. Your shit don't need to cover up your feet

Ugly, boy. Lick over having that goose bonk having that Ugly, boy. What fuck you mean? Hey man, this podcast definitely for niggas who then when they bought a bevel just by watching the commercial. Salute to me for making a bevel commercial

and actually set it. Did we sell in it? We was already promoting this shit? Yeah, you was gone. How long we've been promoting this shit? A week. Two weeks. Two weeks.

Go get the bevel. I ain't going to tell you what they, What did it do? You used it already? Yeah, I used that bitch. What did it do? I gave it to my barber, man. Hey, man.

Check on your home for it, man. I know, man. You're about to pass out, man. You're tripping, man. What wrong with you, man? Yeah, nigger, what the fuck? All right, we intervene. I'm intervening.

No, you over there about to pass out. Well, I'm trying to cool my body down. And you ain't even moving. Nigger, I got to be still. The fuck. I can't move my lips. I'm gonna start swimming. The fuck.

This shit crazy, man. I didn't know you was... That need he said he can't move with lips. He's going to start swimming! That need he said, I can't move my lips or I'm going to start sweating, man. What the fuck, man? We're going to find this nigga. That's what you came up with?

Man, that's what you came up with? On some real shit, this is the hottest is ever been in this life. I can't never get pulled over. This nigga. Why are you sweating, bud? If I move my lips, I'm going to start sweating. Man, God, damn. We better go to jail.

Everybody going. Everybody going. If I move my lips, I'm going to sweat, man. That was a good one. I got it right now. He's going to steal it. He just told you he's going to steal it. If I'm going to move my lips, I'm going to start sweating.

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Niggas like to go to the gym and look. Just be watching everybody. So when you work out, you don't say nothing. He don't be working out. They don't breathe. That thing did the push-up challenge on Instagram did 11 push-up. I did 15.

I remember you couldn't do this. I can't do none. I remember you couldn't do now. Exactly. You can do 15 push-up right now. You do twin, I get on home. That ain't enough. Shit, you do 30, I give you five.

I can't do 30. I ain't this. Yeah. You ain't gonna try. Not for 500. Nah, I ain't going to knock them out. Get that money, bro. I give you $25, too.

I give you two for $25. I'm talking about, I know your teeth is in the ground, but I need all the teeth is on the ground. I can't even do $25 to be real. You can do a dub, though? I can't even do a dub, yeah. Damn. But you do 15. I probably can do 15.

I probably can do 15. Cheh, you ain't shit. It ain't stupid. These niggas snuck and hit the cocaine before I got him. I don't know why this nigga sweat on. It's that bird nest you got on today. Like a pigeon about to fly that bitch in the middle. If it do, it's gonna go right in your stringy head beard.

That's where it's gonna go. Wake up. Wake up. I'm up, bro. That's your ass up. I can't believe y'all brought this nigga in here to die. Chad, turn that light off before this nigga passed out for real. I'm kidding, man.

He doesn't sweat at all the Beijing out of everything. Hell, my ass out. He's water. I need something. I gave him the Gatorade. He didn't drink the shit. See, this is why I wear shirts like this, so I can get comments from Princess and Sir Mommy. She got two babies.

Oh, that's Prince. The girl who said, look at my boo Carlos. I see you in that freaking uncle's shirt. Ah! Y'all, he said, y'all know. The one that always have his shirt tucked in

in the black, what? With the blouse out. Who the fuck wear the blouse? You had on a blouse? They ain't never had no muffled. Hold on you. You had those shirt tucked in and still out on the blouse? No, she's talking about the freaky uncle

who have his shirt tucked in the blouse out. And he, the coat is on the grill, but he's a pervert. You and your female. Your relatives gotta go around him in twos or three. Why the fuck she do that? Is this what really goes on in your family? Your uncle got this shit tucked in and got on the block?

Y'all got a freak of uncle that can't nobody be left around. So they're saying you fuck your cousin and your nieces, Carlo. That's real strange. They were saying. I wouldn't do no shit like that. That's my first cousin. I do my third. Yeah, but if my mom ain't got...

Any time they be like, this is third. I'd be like... No, that's just another bitch. Who about that? who by the good ditty? Hey. Who by the Gitteeee?

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We got our home boy. Fat and paid in a bit. Oh my God. They want to hit my soul. Talk to him. Why hit your soul?

It's that made my soul go crazy It just made my soul get lazy It got me over here happy God damn Carlos beard is nappy Hey Let me take me another silk I ain't I don't

Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Mm-hmm I ain't no rapper buddy shit is good though Keep going Shout out to all my hood folks Fuck y'all

Keep going, bro Hood Glad See this that shit I'll be talking about He really want a burger in the mouth. He wasn't tripping by no water. He was like, I need a lawyer. A lawyer, you're a way.

Because Wendy's ain't got that chili no more. What the fuck? Wendy's ain't got that chili no more. And ain't nobody told me shit. I used to put that chili on my fries. Put that chili on my pies. Put that chili in my sake. Put that chili when I wait

You should say Eat in chili with him I'm going to die Put that chili on my stay Hey I don't go die What the fuck is going on Windis?

Y'all really don't have chili no more No fuck that This ain't no shit to play about Man When the fuck did they get rid of chili Let me tell you back the time I was in Wendy today

They gave me a hamburger That was this motherfucking big With a little bit of piece of ass meat What? I'm like this ain't no motherfucking double stack man This is not what Dave Thomas died and left us

I know that one Left the shit out of one. He said what they were white girl? What'd you say to him? I was like, man, when the hamburgers get so motherfucking small? Whatever. And then she was like, well, that's the biology now. You know, we're trying to pick up contracts and everybody in America.

I'm like, bitch, fuck that shit. Get me a real hamburger. Bitch, I got money. I want my double stack to be the same side as it used to be, bitch. The double stack used to be big as the motherfucking number one. Actually, the double stack was bigger than the number one. It was a real motherfucking double snack, nigga. Now they're trying to trick us,

and they're selling us the same hamburgers with different names, nigga. The junior bacon cheeseburger is the same thing they're putting in the motherfucking kids meal, bitch. It's the same double cheese. A bacon later, junior, is just two motherfucking patties on a junior bacon cheeseburger.

Y'all ain't fooling no fucking body. Y'all ain't fooling nobody. You put another bun on that paddy. I used to working faddy, bitch. I know that the junior whopper and the hamburger and the cheeseburger, that's the same meat, bitch. I don't believe what you said. If you get a cheeseburger with mayonnaise and lettuce on that bitch, guess what you get? Yeah, we tell.

A Wapper, Jr. Oh, what you selling? I'm mad about that shit. Yeah, we're telling. You shouldn't have never put that out there. What the push-up deal was again, fly. Hey. If you do 25, I'm a good to home.

You do 25, I'm a good to home. You do 205. You got to make it sound team, bro. Hell no. You got to make it 15.5, bro. That ain't going to work. I need your titty to come out of your shirt. Pause.

And I need you to go ahead and show me. Them 20 push-ups, my homie. I don't think. Oh, we get a break. We get a break. There ain't no break. Hell no. Hey, nothing to it.

Nothing to you want a break. I ain't doing. I said, hell no, I need them twin it, damn it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Talking about the brain. Man, this thing I always put a snack in between a bed. Yeah, yeah. What you bet? We got a break in the back?

It's a podcast for real hood. It's a break in the back, right? Who have a cookout and collect all the cans. That beat right, that's final, for real, though. Shout out to everybody who got a dog that ain't never ate no dog food before. Raw. Rock. The tape food.

First of all the black people who got a kitty cat, my nigga. What the fuck? That shit be like, hey. That cat's what the cat's like. That cat's like, hey. I hate cats, they be like, hey. That cat just spoke to me. Hey.

Oh, no, and with that bullshit. Hey. Stop. Get out of me. Oh, stop. Hey. This podcast is for everybody who's missing the front, too. But smile hard like that bitch still in the.

Oh Yeah Podcasts The bitches who jail down the edges But they ain't even got none It j be jail Looking like a tattoo You're like what that's like

Oh that shit dry That shit said Keala Yeah This podcast is all the tattoo artists That can't draw Yeah Nick do words Nick grab your arm

Be like let me see some Like no man Let me see some What's up? Yeah. Shout to all the old school, niggins you do this in the back. They ain't never get, you know what I'm saying? Acknowledge man.

I heard you back today. Yeah. They be trapped. That's a pastor, nigger. That ain't nobody in no down trap. I promise you, niggins. Somebody got this on the A track in the back of their motherfucker ad lit.

Hey. Yeah, the yin-yang twins, nigga. Oh, yeah. Shout out to everybody who got dreadlocks and be surprised and one of them fallout. and my health Yeah It was just that one

I saw them I was thinking about that My partner had one One loose-air dread It was just hanging on by like a king And we got the twins in here shot out the global soul

They got the shoot Matter of fat Pab in the shoes Pass me the shoes What else we got in here Uh-oh That's all we got That's all we need

It's all we need See what we got What's all we need? Is it? That's all I need Let me show you my niggmas man Let me tell you something That's it

Is it Is it Play me some more camping, man Let me tell you something We need some new shoe music Is this new shoe music Let me tell you what's up You ain't shopping with my foe

You gonna get beat the fuck up Hey I got a plug though What they name is What they name What they name We call the Globeso Kitchin down to making

Darling Making, right? They're making. Yeah, and they get all the shoes if you're taking. Yeah, if you got them on nine, boy, they take it. Ooh, D.C. them boy put you in the game. They got you them CP3s.

You need to wear them on TV and put them on MTV. Them bitches is super hard. Ain't nobody got them. You need to go to a global soul so you get caught, them. They ain't going to lie. Man, I wish they doing red, but I'ma still do it for my folk. Yeah, who is? Hey, hey, I'm going to reload them, yo, I'm going to stop.

Hey, hey, I might, hey, some. Oh, a low, crap. What? Put my signature on it, and that'll be right. Say what? You said $25. I said, nigga, where you stay on in the center right now. I tried to tell you, boys, to holler at the global soul.

They got the new shit, and they don't sell nothing old. Hey. I wasn't in there. In boxing boots and boots. and a couple pair of shoes so I can shoot some hoops. But you're right they'll make sure your feet is pretty tight.

They'll be a bit more than that. That shit big is a motherfucker. You can break dance real good and easy. Always coming from a nigga who we got. Yeah. Now you got them. Now you got them. Shout out the global soul.

They put me in the door Now every time you see me I'm gonna fresh from head to toe Everybody know Hey you know what's happening I got all the pair of shoes Boy I keep stacking I'm talking about global soul man

Always on the flow ya Everybody know man They owe yeah they owe ya Hey they don't owe you nothing Hey boy they got the jade Hey boy they got the boom Yeah boy they keep me slayed Talk to him

Talk to him Hey man I'm woke for Hey, basically what we're saying is, uh, I miss these shoes up. If you need some shoes, go to Global Soul. Find it to it. Follow them on Instagram. Global Soul. Hey, look, and it's the king partner.

Listen, I'm gonna go to that old tip. They, I'm serious. Look, Global Soul 5-9, number tripper, dive time. Read the Rose Soul. What we're trapping, where you know what's happening every time. Man, with the king partner, hold on, chill, shodder. Everybody, you know the deal shouts. You don't know, I keep it real shouts.

Fuck around, you know what it is, shout. We'll kill that show this shit We'll show we'll now We didn't kill that's real We're gonna have a reflection Hello go back to that What's the news? Oh shit

That bitch is lit Shout out the global soda plug God damn y'all Y'all, y'all gave me a 10 in U.S. That's a big Yeah, that's a 10 right? 10 in U.S. Yeah, yeah, y'all looked at the UK.

These niggins be moving some other. They're like, yeah, yeah, that's a nine right out. It's a nine right out. Y'all, tell you, you better hurry to get them now. I'm telling you. Now, this is your side, so it ain't mine, so they fucked up. Here we go. So, I'm giving away from shoe.

To a special fan. You're going to give them away? Do what we're doing? Have you watched this? What they got to do to get them? Matter of fact, you know who I'm going to give them to? Who? You know what I'm going to give them to?

Because I did not know that she was in a wheelchair at our last show. Shout out. The Aggie, Shabby, Shaggy. I want to say it right. I think I'm a name Shaggy, Abbey, Shaggy. I'm going to say y'all in Kansas City. In Kansas City. Okay.

She was in the Shadda Walker. And I ain't know that she was, you know what I'm saying. Real talk. And I was like, man, she want to be slow for real. I ain't know, because I had a slow joke. I ain't know. I ain't know. But they all had fun.

I'm sorry. And I told I was going to shout out. Guess what she said. She said she watched the show every morning. She watched show every morning. Every morning. She knows what going on. Shout out.

to Shaggy Abbey Gabby. I want to say all along. One of them is your fucking name, and I love you, baby. And I told you, every time I come to Kansas City, you're going to get in the show free. You know what?

These shoes are yours. We're going to sign them, Colorado. They'll tend, though. She might can wham and she don't. She can put them on. Oh, okay. You feel what I'm saying? Just wham anyway.

Just wham anyway. But we're going to sign the bottom. Somebody will. You might not want to wham. Somebody going to wham. They're going to get warm. Somebody going to wear the hell out of this. He's gonna go eight shit on that.

He'll be playing 21 in the business in there. Yeah, yeah. He gonna lose. He gonna have 19 parts to these vixies. He's gonna all about win. Hey, lies. You still gonna get them, though. Fuck.

Yeah, man, we always, we love to give away shit to the fans. Fans give us shit all the time. Big salute to all the people with enough shit to give away some shit. Y'all got all the rest of you, right? Yeah, man. So you see DC in the game. Now you're getting the re-up for the footwear game. Did the black suit string comment them when they bought them?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to read some tweets. Yeah, I'm going to read some tweets. That shit love me. Country to them off. Yeah, you got to sweat.

Don't bitch. That's what I. Take them shit out. Yeah, sir. We ain't know out the box type of. What number these is? What number these is? Thirteen.

Yeah, I don't go bad twill. Oh, but when I bought them, I put a, low cut. Them six rings, you crazy, fuck. But fly your ass got some Mexican, Jay. You got a whole bunch of them. Watch it on them. Man, you got me fucked up. I ain't a lot of kid by the Mexican syrin.

Guacamolees. Not the syrin, but the other one. The teen, I had to put. Nick, that's what I put on my feet, and I'm going to fuck up. That nigga got the team join. I'm asking you. He said you had some guacamole joy, man. I don't know what the fuck guacamole's joy.

Carlo. Carlo. Now, we ain't going to go there. Now, I ain't never say nothing, but you had the jade with the laminated. They were the laminated jays. Like, your shit went through Fettie. Nica, you had the Roy Jones join's on. No.

The boxing ones. You had the salmon sausage on the zone. No, nigga, you had, you had the Carmelho added in the practice journey. Oh, hell, no, man. Nigger had that tobacco in his mouth. This, nigga, here. Fly got the manny packing house. He's going to get a whole run in them, George.

The wars he had right before he fought, Maywell. They're like, call out. No, not right now. Y'all are stupid at hell, man. Oh, man. Shit. But now, I do fuck with the sit-ring, though. Those bitch are hard.

But get what I'm gonna fuck them and got the day, though. Triv and I put them bids on my feet. They like some all-brand fire. Them, um, them, uh, the Spiz-Its. You sleep, bro. You get all the wrong shit. They hate them. I fuck with Spiz-Ax, though.

What? You don't fuck with the T-J, but you fuck with the Spizzo. I fuck with the Spizzo. I fuck with Spizzo. Hey, look, we don't. Look. We know who they make Team George for. Team George are for Hispanic fathers.

At D.C. Young Fly. Spitzit is for niggas who, the first pair of jays you ever bought. And you're like, bummer kiddie nigs in the club. And you want some skinny lead with the big ass shoes. And you look like a goddamn fool. With all that goddamn tongue. Man, what are you talking about? Tongue big as fuck.

And I still wear my Spizzyx. I don't have a big-a-ton guy. I don't get head on a spitz-like. I go crazy. Man, the rare ones that looked like the five that Jay came out. I put the bitch on my feet, man, with everything I love. But my foot looks just like this in the mirror. I say, why I'd be damned by what the motherfuckers out?

But your feet look like that with no shoes on, heckline, boy. Get him. Yo, what? I'm done, bro. I'm done. Man. Oh, all right. I'm done, bro.

I'm done. I'm done. How long y'all been doing this shit, man. I'm done, bro. Forever. Forever, bro. Ever, ever. I'll talk about it.

Forever. shit that we think about that we should have said years ago. You're like, but if I would have said this in the cafeteria, you know, I would have fucked you up, boy. I would keep that one. I would keep that one, though. We'd be doing this shit for a long time. Hey, man, that's a good thing. You hardly see black people be

friends for a long time. Niggas hang out for two summers and be through with each other. No, real talk. You got to hang around people that want to better you, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, they want to best for you. Like this nigga here, I'm a real friend. And they had a weed pipe, right? Man, I said, hey, bro, let me see the weed pipe. You know, like, what you been doing here?

I'm definitely to record a video. I took that bitch outside. Broke it, me. I don't even know what the hell he's talking about, though. Man, you ain't finished smoking weed pipe, me. I don't know what the hair you're talking about. I don't know why? Let's talk about that.

Why you ain't let your homeboy smoke the pipe? Because at the end of it looks like crack. When you see a crack hair smoke out of weed pipe and they smoke it out of crack, that should be brown at the end of the pipe. and they had that weed and that pipe that shit with brown

nigga looking at me like whoever that was who had that shit had that had high hair I had one I had ran out of weed I had ran out of weed

I broke that bitch like pook on New Jack City when he was going through the thing I was just like psh did the whole little

thing and they're sitting in the video keep calling me calling me how to go to oh shit he talked about here

I was like still wild out on it Hey, hitting that bowl list to a little bit too crackish for black people. He hit that big guy. He hit that. Ah, fuck. I can't do this. You really, uh, you really is a cranky.

Yeah, yeah. You just substitute the crack with the weed in the pipe. You're sitting there burning the fuck out your face. Especially if you got that type of lighter. That when you don't want to touch the crack, but you still want to burn? Shut after all my niggas who drew the line. I'm not I smoked weed, but not that no goddamn crack pipe. I don't smoke out of bong on the gas man, though.

Yeah, but that shit is, I don't even smoke out of it. Just pared me to join other blunt, man. Don't even try to hype my shit up. A bonging, a bigger crack pipe. It's it. With some water in it. Be a nigga down in there like there. I don't like that sound.

Me either. That's the water that's bubbling. I know it, but that sound, though. I ain't like it either. I ain't, I'm gonna fuck with that. Just give me a blunt where I could walk off. Leave me the fuck alone. Say you can walk out with the blunt.

I'm gonna walk out with your blunt. That sounds like a good one. Yeah. Let me some pimp shit. Give me some, give me some motherfucking strings behind that shit. My partner up under my comment, I'm a big fan all the way from New Zena. Like, nigger, you is on Cascade. Bro, who were that, bro?

Rachel, man. Niggins said, man, big fan love all right from New Zealand. I'm like, man, you hit on Cascade, man. That nigga is funny. I'm about to start doing that shit. I'm just about to start leaving random, man. I'm just about to start leaving random stuff.

Hey, fucking with you. Fucking with you all away from Russia, my nigga. Hey, bro, next picture I'll post. I'm going to post the location in North Korea. I'll be going, I'm going to go to your shit. I'll be going to go crazy. You know, I still got your name up on the C-A-R in my phone. Don't change it.

Something might happen. Every time you get the fuck around, you'll never find my number again. I'm like, damn, what I'm like? Speaking of never finding my number again, shout out to all the bitches who won't fuck with me no more. I am a better man. Hey, you fucked up. You gave up. You gave up on the nigger right before I got magnificent.

But if you would have stayed any longer, it would have delayed my growth as a person. So you left at the perfect time. Thank you. Don't come back. You stop fucking with me for a reason. I'm still not shit. You're right. In that aspect.

I'm over here trying to spell Venezuelan, I'm spelling it so wrong. They don't even know how to correct you. Hell, I don't spell Vaseline. You don't spell some shit so wrong, I don't put Benisweiler. I don't put Venus, B-E-N-U-S-W-A-Y. S-W-A-Y.

Just change it to some shit you know how to spare. L-H. Spear Asian. That's a Venus-Sueler, dude. And when you posted that picture the other day when you said your daughter told you to go get the money, I was like, niggins, she's talking already. Brother, somebody said,

somebody wrote in that link coming. You know, dad with your baby and say that shit. You said that she, I was laughing like a woman. He's lying on the baby. And the niggins shit. He didn't make doing the nephew. He lying on the baby. My baby can't talk.

That's why when you said that? You're like, damn, she's getting me. And she's talking already. I was like, no, Cullab. It's a figure in speech. That's what the picture is saying. If she could talk, that's what she would have said. She would have said that.

I thought the baby had really told him that. I'm like, nigga, how long it been, bro? I said, like, the baby ain't even won yet. That they did comment section be so goddamn fun of them. Bro, sometimes I just go on that nigga paid and talk shit, man. But it don't work all the time because people would be sick. They'd be recognized me from the shirt. They're like, Nick, Carlos in this bitch.

Yeah. Comments are turning to a club. I'm gonna'all. Man, I'm that third comments. I'm waiting for some holes. I'm like, what? Hey, the realest nigga, though, is the one who lead the comment, man. I'm gonna come back in a few minutes when the holes show up.

I'm like, brother, he's a nigga really tripped out in that bit. Shit be laa. I'll tell you who don't get their comments. Man, no more. Usher. No. Right. Usher, he's there, all the holes in his comments.

Not no more. They still got a hole, they just got other shit going on. They ain't the right kind of hole, but... They hold from the... That's Bobby Valentino, man. They still got home. Bobby Valentino out here riding dicks and shit. All usher hold bloods.

They didn't caught Bobby Valentino in the house with the transsexual with his pants off. You know it went down. I ain't see that video. Hey, don't watch the shit. Don't watch the shit. I ain't see that Hey, the nigger voice deep as hell Hey Bobby Valitino

You're leaving your pants You left your shoes You left your keys Then you love for everything Bring your head back Oh fuck look Bobby Hey

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And that nigger broke that. That hallway was long there. Ha! Ha! Ah! That nigga was late for class. Uglaid, boy. He trying to beat the battering.

Eklad, boy. But he didn't really run. He just kind of dark a little bit. He wanted to lead. It looked like when the shit went off. They like the nigger came back. that was. Let me do it again.

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That nigga was jogging down there hallway. Uh-uh, Bobby Valerjino. You left your wallet and your ID. Your Social Security card, my nigga. It was too much evidence, Bobby. Don't watch this shit, man. Damn, man, B. Oh, shit.

Hey, we're in here. This is the 85 South show. What a comment is going. Oh, go back. Go back. You had the shit. It said, go back. Look.

I'm an idiot, give her like a motherfucker. I'm like, shit. I'll steal right the bitch and cats. This is the part of the story that I didn't understand about the Bobby Valentino shit. Oh, shit. This nigga said he's getting extorted by a transgender prostitute. How do they get your information? They didn't just randomly pick you, Bobby Valentine.

I know that, nigga, voice cracked the whole time. Yo, Bobby! Buddy! Bro, you left your Social Security card. Yeah, you left all kind of ID. But you left your picture of you that you like over here. Nicky yo, hey, the album, the unfinished album, over here, but, buddy, Bob! Mom.

Even the gay dude real life. Man, this whole ain't long as a motherfucker. Nicker, why is you jogging? Bob! Your fly did not say... Colos said this shit. A word. Bobbi, Colos, we're talking about you.

Nick, you left your whole driver life. Bob! Bob! Man, the nigga called him Bob. That's how you know They know each other Okay, fuck that shit Hey

And they're stupid He said he re-recorded the walk We'll do it again Do you get That was good Alright Fuck wrong with Bobby Val-Tale Man

Crazy is I know Did y'all know I was lobbying To try to get them To recognize Titty Appreciation Week As a holiday

I'm with that I'm with that I'm with that I'm with initial But it ain't a lot of love I like Titi I like teetis a lot.

How much you like tities? I didn't realize until I, that's how you know you start getting grown. Like when you do like grown shit, you'd be like, damn, if I've been doing this shit. As a chick, like teenagers, I would have been the man. I didn't realize that the tities are there for us. Any position. Oh, niggas ain't in your face all the time. But it ain't about that.

It's just like you ever had a workout? You ever want to work out your triceps and your biceps when you're hitting the bitch from the You can play with her teeth. It's like, yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a motion. You got to keep the bitch up and you got to fuck.

You know what I'm saying? It's like, you get to work out here. You fuck that whole by the time. You're done. You're like, eh. Huh? You're like, yeah. The fuck is that a cave, man.

Yeah, you turn to a cave man. You turn to a cave man. Yeah, man. I ain't, I ain't. You know, man. I like that shit. Yeah. Somebody gave your ass a Scooby snack.

Ugly. My shit doesn't went out. Hello. You wish you want a Scooby snack. Okay. Alright, there I go. You always thought it was scrumptious. Yeah, right there.

That you made Scooby go crazy. Mommy, all I need is a Scooby snack. Uglaid, boy. Ugly. You're always feeds. You treat like you're a dog. Do your homework. I'm not.

Huh. Okay. Your mom. She's just stuffing me in your mouth. Just sit there. out. Thanks. You're going to add it again.

Again? Seems to be stuffed in his mouth. And they don't know what a meal looks like. What's wrong with Fatter Pay? He says, all right. You know what's wrong. And a nigga ain't eat until he got rich. Bobby!

Hey! Hey, bro, you need to cut out, like, all the likes of your house to do this shit. Rise your back. You just say this shit. Hey, Bobby! Hey, bro. your shoe, bro. That thing is stupid, bro.

Hey, man, Alan Arison got suspended from the big three league for not showing up. How do they get, hey, you know you, my nigga, man. After we don't went through all that, you in the Hall of Fame. We put your ass back in the NBA in the three-point four in the three-lead, and you still talking about practice. Come on, man, check your ass to work. Go to work, Alan Navis.

Please. They got their 303. That shit really little. Bro, it's a three-on-three league. If you don't show up, it ain't three-on-three. They can't play, nigga. This is not a team. There's nobody really on the bench like that.

Come on, bro. Cube need you. Niggas want to see you. You want of two of the only former NBA stars on your team. Take your ass to work. Hey, I ain't with that shit, man. Y'all, that's a bit, man. And I hear you go from the NBA to the three ways.

Three-way calls. That nigga don't want to be on a three-way call with them folks' ass. Why? Can you shoe too small? Whatever. You got to ask his ass, man. I don't know. Did you hear what Michael Vick told Colin Kaepernick,

you need to get a high cut? Yeah, that was some stupid shit. I fought with Vick, too, but that was some stupid shit. Michael, I feel like it was a whole setup because right after he said that shit, they said that he got a job coaching with the Chiefs. So I believe that was a whole look. He apologized too, then, though. Yeah, I think he did.

Yeah, I saw his ass. You know, man. He probably still got a job. He didn't say shit. They probably like, hey, you want this job? Ted Collin Cabin and Cuddy, y'all. He's like, shit, that ain't nothing. Hey, my nigga.

He needs to stop doing that fuck shit and cut your house. Yeah, yeah. Right now, right it up. He shouldn't even be goddamn making comments. Take my mistake. I made all the mistakes. I got to go, y'all. This was fucked up.

Michael Vick, they got 100,000 people protesting his induction to the College Hall of Fame in Virginia. They don't want him to do it. You got real animal lovers who felt like You got 100,000 people protesting you, you can't do shit. Let somebody find out you fighting ostrichies. Every one thing you can do. There's going to be some ostriches lover all in front of your love all in front of your love.

You just like this. Well, you can't fight nothing no more. You can't be fighting shit. You can't be doing out here in front of my yard. Man, you can't be doing that stupid-ass shit, man. I'm telling you, man. Mike got all them people protesting, man. I've fucked with my...

That animal lovers, right. The comedy special with Mike. I recorded a comedy special with Michael Bigger, a cool nigga. But that was some bullshit that he said. I'm going to tell you one time, like, I feel disrespected. When people get, like, you know what I'm saying? They get a little insid about when they see a roach. I'm like, ugh, roach.

I'm like, what you mean? Ew, a roach. Like, we don't do that. Like, no, just like how you feel about them dogs. I feel the same way about these roaches. Don't, ugh, the roaches. But you're too close to roaches, though. What you mean?

Black people don't suppose to be that close to roachers. I fought with them. When nobody was there, they was. When everybody left me, they were there. You want to talk about your roaches? Yes. I stopped killing them. I just start scooting them.

Tell them about your roaches. I remember one time I said, you know what? Man, you just need to be under the table. That's all that is. We don't need to kill them. He just need to be under the table. Watch out. You got to do it with a no look.

I see him. He said, he needs that he needs to need. You got emotional attachment to your roach. Yeah, I used to be knowing how to sit because I see him before everybody. So when you see him, you look up to see who said, too. You be like, he filed their roaches on his taxi. You ever give a roach that look like if you run ain't going to chase?

Don't anybody see that motherfucker with me, cool. I got to knock him off. Here we go. Don't nobody know. And he's under the table. There it is. There it is. Oh, don't fuck.

Sometimes you got them sticking roaches. You look bad at a motherfucker on your hand. You're like, God damn. You ever smashed the roach? They didn't look in your hand wasn't shit enough. Almost that. I used to that shit. My mom used that shit all the time.

Look at the Rose might crawl in the wild, she might be having me with homework. She was like, boy, you know what the two play a deal. And I'm looking at her hair and she's like to him. What? She's shaking it, she killing it. Damn. Yeah. I why I fought with Roaches.

Talk to him. Hey. That Roachane this shit is you. That Roe Jane. This city to you. That Roachin. That road chain, that road chain do shit to you. That road chain do shit to you.

That road chain. He ain't in the way you is He ain't in the way but you win That roads ain't this shit of you That road ain't this shit to you Ah, I don't step on there This is his eye You the villa

If you don't like it you can get out Because if you upset Just with these rows If you cut on a kitchen like you gonna see, Mo on the floor Mo on the floor They gonna look at you like nigger We open here what you go do

We not go move, ooh, he's so ooh, one, they'll go two, three and four, ooh, out the door, five, six, seven, eight, Oh shit, they all your play. Oh, oh, oh. They on your plate. You better watch it. They own your play. You ever seen somebody come on somebody's house with some aluminum ball?

They already know it ain't by the swarm. It ain't by the food. It's about the roads. They fuck up the move. But that road ain't through, do shit to you. It's not going to move. It's three, four, four, and they right by the row, and it's five, seven, eight, and they all on your plate.

Everybody had roachie, yeah. Put your antennas in the air. Because everybody had roachie, yeah. But you had antennas in the house. Everybody had roachie, yeah. Everybody had. Everybody had them. And roaches.

Roaches. We had them roaches. What you tell about? The roaches used to eat all my snacks up. Boy, I used to be mad as fuck, bro. Yeah, yeah. All on my fucking soda. Yeah.

All on my fucking cover. I slept with a roast, but I ain't going to tell nobody. It's going to be a roast right. in your fucking lobby hey what he mean to say we've been to have a motherfucking roach party hey roach over now roach roach in your back roach in your hair roach in your hair roach in your back roats in your snap everybody yeah yeah and when you pull your bowl of cereal them ain't raisin mix

Them are dead roaches. Yeah. The main raisins, baby. Those are dead roaches. I said, clap your hands if you know for a fact that the roaches came from next door. I said, I said, clap your hands if you know for a fact that the roaches came from next door. Yeah. If you got roaches outside, that mean they ain't more high.

If you got them roaches outside, that mean they're in your hive. If you ever took a roach to work on your clothes, make some noise right now. Hey, yeah. If you ever took a roach to work in your clothes, make some noise right now. Hey, yeah. There's a roach over there, roach in your house, roach, roach. Roots in your snacks Roach 4Aid Roots Oh yo plate Roots in your cereal and Roach

Everybody had roaches Somebody right now looking at a roasting like, nigger, they singin to you Roaches, yeah No, put that braid down, put that ray down and let him live. Pretty girls have roaches and think that we don't know But we don't care because when we get over that we put them legs off in the Now, yeah. Roach.

A roach handing me my drawers back. A roost gave me my draw. You ever been hidden from the back a girl with a fat ass and then look up the wall a roach crawling by really fast. You don't give a fuck. There's a roach. There's a roach. I remember I seen a roach fell in that candle. He was burning looking at me like, nigger.

Like, nigger, help me, help me, help me, help me. Spray some raid on a roach in the hood. It don't do them no good. They just be like, nigga, now I'm wet. Don't spray that shit on me. Because I'm going to the bell from some holes under the toilet. We're going to have a roach party. And I had some crump that you drop earlier from the kitchen

that went under the refrigerator. Mama said that she was mad at me. Took them crumbs over that they crawled and got some cereal. Had them bitches at the crib and that we eating honeycoat. You didn't know. Roaches was part of the economy because everything you dropped the roaches, they're going to eat it up my G.

Yes, they is. Roaches keep your house clean. Yes, they keep your house clean. Roaches keep your house clean. They'd be like you drop some butt. Hey, my nigga, I got it. Maybe that you drop some, but hey, my nigga, I got it. Maybe that you drop some, but hey my nigga, I got it.

Baby that you drive, but hey, my nigga, I got it. So, roost, over there, roost in your hell, Roach, in your back, roach, in your snap, roach, on your plate, roach, in your skates, roach, everywhere. Oh, we got rooty, yeah. Everybody had rootet, yeah. Everybody got roogey.

Last verse, what a punta-hocke's brooch. One more time. Have you ever seen that pregnant roach with them roach? Babies hanging off a bag, single brooch. Mom, gonna raise them kids. That's a fact. Daddy left and never came back. In a trap, in the mouse trap.

And the daddy gone in the trap got caught in the mouse trap. A big roach playing on the fly. a flat glue hit and came through We got roachy They're like fly do Mississippi roachy You can't kill them with a house shoe Because they'll crawl up under that bitch

And probably get up on you Oh Back up Rad up You fuck around and watch them They're stuck up They'll be crawling with you shit They'll be in your dream being like

80 like eights White people got roaches They albino roaches, white roaches hiding And these people got roaches They look like rice, but they ain't the rice If you eat it, nigger, that's a roachy, yeah Come on, cool one more time If you got kids you probably got roaches

Cause kids rocked y'all type of shit down in the couch In my nymphs, get those tailor chips, french fries, roaches get them out. Roaches get them out, yeah. Roaches get them out, yeah. Roaches get them out. Roaches get them out. And we're talking about the road chair. Got a roachette.

One more time, call them out. We got a roachie, yeah. Bring it down. Bring it down. Rootts. Bring it down. We got roacherset. Told to him.

That sound good. Yeah, that was good right that. Yeah, yeah. That was a good. That sounded like you going to go on something right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when you ate the roach. He was like, root-cha.

Everybody who got dishes in their sink right now. Some dishes, dirty dishes. Dirty dishes. I used to hate doing dishes. Let me tell you why. Oh, we got food floating in the end. Oh, no, I gotta put my hand in that shit. Oh, I feel like I'm gonna turn into something.

Did you know that a roach can swim? Yes, I did. I remember I had put him in the sink that nigga was acting like he was on a surf on. He was like, nigga, I'm gonna teach you a thing. Everybody, hey. We can swim. Roe, oh, ooh, oh.

me crawl up the sink, my nigger. Everybody and... You think I was dead, but I'm here alive. And when I see you, nigger, I'm gonna crawl on your eye. Like, bam, thought I was big. Now, I'm gonna be talking about rotis, y'all niggas, and your child's niggum. And your child are most 80s.

The sound y'all at your house is nasty fuck. I don't give a damn about no roast, niggas. Shut up. Because you got rat. No, I don't. My snap, I got some Snigga-Gag-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-A-G-ha. Not no fucking roachies, nigga.

My mom don't play that shit because I still stay with her. Yeah, you're talking about fly. You know she will kick my ass out tonight. If I come back with some roaches on my clothes, so I got to stay away from your ass because I have a thwart. $1,000 roaches in my fucking bag.

You got them in your car, too, nil. We even got them bitches on your Twitter. Roaches coming down the timeline. You got roaches on your timeline. Roaches on your timeline. You got roaches on your- Car, Digger. A roach in your vehicle.

That's that shit I'm talking about. Hey man. Come on, man. Don't start that shit. Roaches everywhere. It's for real people. I can do real things, my nigga. I understand that.

Yeah, you grow with roachers. New Orleans roaches. Ooh, them New Orleans roaches if I had control. Raleigh, woo. Them roaches ain't no joke down now. Shout out to them New York roaches. Biggest motherfucker.

All the roaches in New Jersey. Yeah. Well, some Chicago roaches. You can't hear. Yeah. You got to shoot them. Shout out to them Wisconsin roaches, man. Yeah, yeah.

Shout out to all them roaches out there in Gary, Indiana. All the type of roaches out in Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Arkansas Roachers. The roaches out there in Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina. She can keep it going all the way up to Virginia and shit. Get that note again one more time for y'all. How y'all let me do it? Hit that one. But you're talking about the Rojoie.

Rootown. You. You got to go. Who that is? Matt Will. You. Oh, Diagello. Yeah, one of them.

Diagello ain't going to say nothing. He'll get on the song and be like, Have y'all Have y'all seen Dianzalo? Y'all, you know, you're like, you

have y'all seen Dianzalo? Lately. You be like, what that thing is that say? I said, ooh, you, cute, ooh. I said,

I don't think, da, dada, Got a thing that I wrote Oh, that's a hell out of that. Shout out to my man, J.O.N. Yeah, he's a hell out that fucking dead. That's a heart broke. That's a heart broke.

He really wanted to talk about some heartbreak on that one. He wrote that. He really wrote that for a heart bro. What was he going on? He was like, you know what? I like the way these moves. This shit going with my blood flow. There was some 90 shit.

You know, he crying. He ain't crying. He just still doing that. He just sniffing. He just sniffing. Nick, Ben, start crying. Faye dried up in everything. He's still...

He's talking about fate dried up in there. He just wanted cross the mode so he can feel it. This bitch broke up with me. On Tinder, she got my number. She swiped with left and told me I need him. You said, it hurt my head. He's still doing that. Are you okay?

Mama, get off by the hell because I got something to say. You thought I was a day, but no, she left me the other day. You ain't never going to see her, because she ain't going to meet her. As I felt you was going to do, but mama, she had left me. Because I had a wedgie. Whatever. That nigger had a wedge.

Yeah. Shout out to the 85 South Show, man. We lit. Making all your favorite classes that you ain't never even heard before. Make it not your favorite classic. Make it not your favorite by the baby classic. Hey. Watch it.

Hold it. Watch it. Watch it. I want you turn your speakers up, right? Keep on. on. I want you to turn your speakers up, right? Y'all got to our speakers up.

You know how they're talking old school. Y'all got to our speakers up. It's when to be a party. I want to get close to the speakers. Hey! Oh, I scared you, then. Then I scared you. Back your stupid ass up.

Back your stupid ass up. Because it's fair to be a party. You ready? You ready. Now put your kid to the speaker. Put your kid to the speaker. Sit your little. Bad ass down.

You motherfucker, your mama can't say this shit, so mama say it till you sucker. Look, your mama want to feed your ass, because you didn't take out your trash, and you really owe her some cash, nigga. I know that you six, but look, the income tax check and then come right in, nigga. She thought she was going to get $5,000, but your little bitch ass only worth $1,800, you little ugly ass, now set your ass down. Ain't nobody playing with you. And where's your daddy?

She don't even know who the fuck your daddy is. Look at that nigger who's sitting on the couch. That ain't your dad. Look at George. George, you know you ain't that niggas. You ain't that niggie daddy. You guys over there fucking this mama. Playing this PS4 because you ain't got one.

But it's your username on it. Boom. Let's go. Mama, George, I've chased the past. I don't even talk to Judge no more I can't even get in contact with him George, why'd you change my little what password? Because

you owe me some pussy bitch Your son ain't never gonna play the game Like he used to But you owe me some pussy bitch How much she owe you, son? Like three days worth for pussy Because she owe me some pussy bitch Yeah, I started to take your son game

But you know, he stole out your purse for me one time. So I left that nigger, that little present. You owe me some pussy, bitch. Yeah, that nigger, what you owe him, girl. You took my car to the store when you ran out of the gas, bitch. I told you, you knew me some pussy, bitch. Now I got to call my cousin to ask for a baby. You don't really fuck with me like that, because you owe me so pussy, bitch.

Don't be stingy with it? Let me hell some. No, he ain't got no job. But how did he hails him? bitch. I like that shit. Oh, me some pussy, bitch. Fly got old.

They still. Oh, me some pussy, bitch. He's going to get a fair, nigga. That shit. Crazy. Hey, bitch. They're old. Oh, miss some pussy, bitch.

Oh, me. Oh, pussy, bitch, because I probably already got this shit. Look, you owe me some pussy, bitch. You owe me, bitch, you better keep it. Okay. Ditch, I want all that pussy every season. Oh, me some pussy, bitch? I got to put on a rubber when I beat it.

What? I got to put on the rubber when I beat it! He lied. He ain't boned a rubber in like three years, because you know why? They're talking about what? She owed him so pussy, bitch. Yeah, stop for me. I say he's strapped up twice, but everybody know that.

It's a lie. Oh, he's for pussy, bitch. Is it true? I don't want me. If I need to wear two rubble, you can keep that shit. Oh, me so pussy, bitch. I was on the pills, post. Let me tell you, Carlos.

I was outside here smoking bloke. I ain't talking about the dope. Okay. I was talking about weed and the bills. That's real. Now, look, I went over there, and I ate it coochie. I said, now, listen, now that shit did something to me.

I said, look. She grabbed them tithies and I did not grab them five, then she was like, yeah, I got her, go, uh-huh, yeah. So she owe you some pussy, bitch. I started the still TV off the ball, but that shit was mounted real, real good. She owed you some pussy. It was like the nails was in the bricks,

and I didn't have a screwdriver for the nails, and I was like, damn. She owed me some pussy, bitch. So I took her remote control to her TV. She owed me some pussy, bitch. Ma'am, tell me what she did to me, though. I took the one, I took the one, I turned the one for the volume.

Okay. What she do, bro? What the hell she do, so? She's old mason, bitch. And then she acting like that she don't know the shit. Acting like I didn't help her out and loaned her submits. When she was in need. Me?

And let her hit my weed. Damn. Drive my car. She wasn't know what she needed. She took the bitch out to eight places. She ain't even never been. Car around's people. She even made a friend.

I'd have upgraded her whole life. And she's telling me that we can. Can't fucking I brought all this good fight. You some pussy, bitch. This bitch is tripper and got a hell done. Even play football with a son. Oh, you some pussy, bitch. Type of nigger.

That mouth the flat screen. Now, fuck, suck the dick. Please. Listen. I don't even like your child like that, but I'm going to pick them up from school. Oh. Because I know when you really want your man around

and I know what that shit Do you look at me like, damn, I wish that he can really be the daddy. I'm only doing this because I know this shit really makes you happy. You owe me some pussy, but after I get that Gucci, it's back to reality. Hey. Listen, when you need somebody to pick your son-up, bitch, don't call me. Because you owe me some pussy, bitch. Oh, Miss a Pussy bitch.

Oh no, because you owe me some pussy bitch. I already got that Gucci. Phone block. Guess what? I did all that because you owe me some pussy, bitch. You made me wait too long and I don't like you no more. You should have gave me that pussy like two weeks ago. Hey!

Now that I think about it. What? She owed me some pussy bitch. Call that bitch Star sister said Private tall I'm a T-old listen

Now listen girl I'm gonna give you a bliss Listen This shit here gonna be hectic I'm gonna come over your house With my robe on

You gonna be like Hey why you ain't got no clothes on I'm gonna be like I got a magic trick Close your eyes Apriced dabber Open up You old be so pussy

Bitch I'm coming to your house You got some Sox zone. I'mma climb through the window if you got the lock zone. Hey. You thought I wasn't going to come for what you owe me. Bitch, you know I'm crazy. Don't play like you don't even know me.

Hey. She know you. I'm in the call like that my nigga, Carlos. I pulled her to tweet like, eh, she's tweeting my nigger. Hey. She knows you, bro, that. She fuck with you. Hey.

Now listen. Hold up. She owe me some pussy, bitch. Look, we gonna play this shit out. What time she leave her fucking cr. real what time she leave out of her house. Then if she's leaving by 10, she'd get in the cell. I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna break everything.

Now see, I'm the type of dude that I show up and do some weird shit. Like knock up on the door, then had the peep hole and then knock with my dick. Because the nigga's just crazy. I'm gonna pull out, bust another on the couch because I don't want them old babies. Yeah.

Why my cow's sticky. Why my cow's sticky is that snout. No, bitch. That's that motherfucking baby juice. Dick got so hard, I'd have loosened up a front too. Hey. Bitch, you need a dentist. This is crazy.

You need a dentist. This is the most aggressive song we've ever done on the 85 South show. Yeah, what? You owe me some pussy, bitch. Bring it to the 85 South show. If you got some pussy that you're not using it, don't nobody want, and you want to get a second opinion on it. Hit us on the email.

That 85 South Show, not Gmail. Yeah. Hell, yeah. You old nixum pussy, babe. Take it to the old niggins. Hey, hey, old mitsy pussy. Oh, miss some pussy. Whoa, ho.

Since the 1960s. Say, poofy. You know you owe me some. Pussy or you, oh, you. A little shot of that cooty cat. A shot of a show. Some pooh-nanny. Some pooh-nanny.

Shot, shodoo-a-cat. Some coochie-coochie. Some juze, juice, gus. Some of tomatoes. Some of tomatoes. Some green dink, pee, pee, and numbed. Shot, shot. Come on now, don't you be standing with that, force.

Let me get some of that check there. Please. Give me some of that morning? Please. Okay. We are. You know what's sad. Welcome to the 85 show, man.

Oh, shit, man. I'm talking about 85 show. 85 South, let's know we're tired. 85 South show, man. Let them know what we got going on. What are we got going on? We're going to Greenville coming up real soon. Yes, sir.

We got shit. You're going to be on TRL hosting the shit out of that. Oh, Devin. We're going to be in that bitch lit, no. We're still watching the reruns of tails because you killed that shit. I appreciate it. The new edition movie is available at all your local bootlegs. So go grab that.

Yes, it is. That's out in the street. Fat and Paid, you got something coming up? Yeah, I'm just dropping shit, man. You're selling that beer oil. Why you ain't bring none? I don't vote this nigga, man. This nigga right here, bro.

The nigga right here, bro. The nigga been selling beer oil, man. Why you ain't say nothing about that? That's a scheme, man. You owe me some... Yeah, that's what's coming up. 85% show all over the place. Nah, it ain't no scam, bro.

That's a real job, though. I believe, my nigga. I'm going to get some info from me. I'm going to order some of that shit. I'm going to do you like that, though. I took that shit personally. You don't need it, my brother. I appreciate it, man.

I put a lot of juices and beers. Everybody else I get that. I don't know what other nigg is doing for their beard, but you got to eat open-faced pussy once a week to keep the middle parts. Silky. When I say open-faced, I mean, you got to, when you get the juice on your face, you leave it.

They leave it, my nigga. This shit worked better than pineapples. Pussy got acid in it, like a little. like a citrus fruit. What shit, do you get your ass refuel? You ever taste that she back? You ever ate so much pussy, you burp. Yep, Joe do.

Damn. I don't miss I'm pus. That shit was hard. The roach song went harder than all, no. That shit was crazy. The shit was crazy in the motherfucker. But that's just what we do here at the 85 South Show. You know, we're still shaving with bevel.

We're still getting our shoes. We're going to turn up. I'm going to go shave my shit right now with this shit. Hell yeah. When you back out? I leave all tomorrow. I'll shoot some MTV. live stuff, man, you know what I'm saying.

You got the tour going crazy, man. I mean, trying to come up with a name for an official tour. On some real shit, we've been selling that all these goddamn show. You heard, man. You better come. This shit be... That would be... Who you want with you?

I'm like, man, I want Carlos on the show. I'm like, man. Kansas City just showed us. Not other niggas that we fought with. I'm talking of other nigg that I don't know. They be trying to be like, hey, we got a... I'm like, now, drop them phone and put our people on the show, man. I got this guy.

He's a local magician. He wants to open up for you. I got a poet. Hey, you get your fingers ready. I'm like, no, nigga. Get your fingers out of my face. It's not, it's not no disrespect to nobody else. It's just that with the shit, the show that we bring it.

You rather eat without pawnals on the shit. Y'all just don't fit. We know who to put on this shit and everything. It's only fit. Right. It's got to be a good look for everybody. We might say some shit you might not want to be associated with. How about that?

So we're just looking out for our best interest when we come to these cities because we got people want to see us, and we definitely got enough talent to run this show. But I feel some of the people on the junk. on to get some of that, you know, get some of that juice. But we fucking with y'all along with y'all. Y'all be fucking with us, man. But just know what we come to your city, we bring the whole show.

You know what I'm talking about. Don't you need no help. I don't tell you what might happen. So, keep fucking with them wild boys. And anytime you see Carlos Miller D.C. young fly. Just know, that's the shit you need to be at while you're bull or shit. And I'm, you know, I'm real, like, selfish with the comedy fans. I catch him laughing at another nigga.

I'd be like, hold up, man. Man, you sure. You sure. Shit ain't even be funny sometime, but that's all good. I'm a hater like that. Hey, man, before we go, play us some walking music, man. We're about to get the fuck out of here. He and his bitch.

Hey, man, we got the new shirts coming out real soon. They're going to be on the site. So make sure you go hit up some merch. Go hit up the 85 Southshow.com. What are you some merch? Go to YouTube. Leave some comments. Tell us how you like this shit.

Yeah, man, we got some crazy looks coming. You'd be surprised what we got to know. I'm telling you, she's going to be some crazy, beautiful, extravagant, magnificent shit from your favorite niggins. This is not a goodbye. This is to see you later. It's like a benediction. You know how.

Tell them some shit. If they're going to look in a couple of them shit, they're like, yeah, what flag? Talk to them from you leave, man. Just talk to my minute. I was holding a show. Hey, got a child. So I gotta get the door I see my show

85 South Man, they're kidding the shit You already know It's gonna'all Hey, now my nigga loves He gonna hold it down Every time, every time I'm out of time

My nigga Clayton He gonna come and do it thing And when I come back, man You know I bring the pie We got fat He just won a chicken wine Yeah A chicken wine, hi, hang.

And when he eat it, he's going to mouth like this, hey, mine, hi, hang. Because he happy, because he... Hey, that's a burrito. Everybody has mosquitoes. Hey. Everybody has some frito. What? He really want him some Cheetos.

Okay. No, Doritos. Okay. Maybe some ranch, maybe some barbecue cute. Frito, hey. The 85 South show. 85 South show. The coldest podcast.

The 85 South show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at all this podcast. The hide-d-a-y-d-a-ha-a-ha-ha. The hottest podcast. Go-D-E-V-E-V-S up show. 8-5-Sop show. Hey, damn.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you already know what it is. You know what I'm talking about. God-down, you're a listen to this, you what I'm talking about. Listen, man, this ain't nothing but the 85-sab show right here, you know, Pimp, you understand. You know what I'm saying, when you and your motherfucking rap, man, you're listening to shit, man. I'm telling you, man, man, turn your motherfucking aw-up. Because they speak it's some real motherfucking'all-old.

Listen, man, now, don't get none on you. If the bitch, if I can't smell it, the bitch can sell it. Understand that. Real pippant coming up out your spine, putting it up on your motherfucking man, running out you behind, you understand that. Bitch. Funky cord, flat foot, bucket mouth. Bitch.

Looking like a large mouth, bansort, trowl or some sort of tropical fish, bitch. A little bitty horse. A little bitty bitch. bitch 85 South Show horse and we're out of here

and we just made more money than Obama today bitch a little bit of horse and your prostitutes thank you Jesus for giving us the 85 South show much love

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