The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Everything Is Funny W DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller Miko Grimes | Ep. 238

Episode Date: May 29, 2020

On this hilarious episode, DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller bring special guest Miko Grimes to the trap house living room to talk about all of the wild events going on in the country. Miko is a Ex-Pro ...hooper, journalist and wife to NFL player Brent Grimes - she breaks down what goes on in the NFL negotiations with NFL owners and explores where we can find leaders. Plus, DC Young Fly has got a new puppy and he brought him through the Trap house for all the people to enjoy. Karlous holds down the discussion catching up on everything from the bugs in the strawberries to Karen (Amy Cooper) in Central Park and Justice for George Floyd. #justiceforgeorgefloyd #85southshow FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:49 What's you named your dog, bro? What's your dog, bro? Yeah, you got all the ladies at the house. Yeah, you got all the ladies at the house. Yeah, that's what you were picking, that's what you were picking up on the red nick dude. Yeah, for the white man. Yeah. Man, that dick and that's fun, that hell.
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Starting point is 00:03:53 Listen there, when you get up there, I'm gonna tell you what to get. Now, actually, I got a bag over there. I'm gonna let you have a bag, but when you get up there, I'm gonna have you call me. So I can tell you what the bag ain't free. It's gonna be 60 bucks. You go out to pay for the bag. It's a full bag. I said 50.
Starting point is 00:04:12 He said, shit, no. Shit, no. Because I go up there. I go bury that dollars. That's going to cost me $65. $60. Before I get to the reddest. Shit, no.
Starting point is 00:04:25 White people funny in here. Them white people. I like that right there. That's good shopping music right now. That's a shit. That's gonna make you want to buy a crowd. Like, so I'm gonna get a shirt. I gotta get that shirt.
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Starting point is 00:05:10 Check engine like, come on, that music, come on, you on. Yeah, he said. I'm gonna make it. That shit, like, man. I'm gonna make it. Car start smoking, fuck that. I'm gonna get to the house. What does candle come from?
Starting point is 00:05:26 Chad? What is candle come from? What is candle come from? What happened? You drop it in the, uh, like a stamp? Hey, Chad, hold on. Hey Ryan, can you send Joe to P.O. Box information so he can drop it? They can drop it.
Starting point is 00:05:48 We need him to stamp it. I keep saying it on the show and it never pop up, so I like it. pop up so I'd like a dickhead. I think it's person. What it is it right now? Oh, it's the motherfucker that can't spell. Is it you? Fucking idiot. What can't spell?
Starting point is 00:06:06 What can't spell? Why are you gonna do subtitles and you can't fucking spell? What have he did subtitles? The motherfuckers can't spell. You spills the shit wrong on the subtitles? You spelled C-I-N-T. Now that's too much of slang, my nigga. Come on. Can't see shit.
Starting point is 00:06:22 C-A-N-T, my niggas says C-A-I-E, that can't, that can't, that can't. That can't. That can't. That can't. I can't do that, bro. I can't do that, bro. I can't do that right now. Ah, I ain't gonna lie, I think, I don't know how to spell Ben.
Starting point is 00:06:38 I've been spending the wrong for too long. How you spend Ben? Like Ben. Like the person? No, not been the person. Like, I ain't been doing this too long. B-E-E-E-N. Nick, I put B-E-E-E-N.
Starting point is 00:06:49 And I was like, right way. I be right. I'm following this nigga on Twitter and I read his tweet. I'd be like, yeah, this nigga real gangster, bro. He'll on you, none of the word, right? That motherfucker is just enough so you can understand. Like, this nigga don't even spell enough for the shit to be wrong.
Starting point is 00:07:06 I'm like, what, dude? I ain't been the truth of years. I know how to read, bro. I just choose to do stupid, like, I choose. These things are type of shit like, I'm at home comfortable as a mother's like, C-O-M-F-A table. I'm like, comfortable.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Nika, you are comfortable. But I gotta stop though. Why, too, you know? Because it's not like that, like I text with slang. I read like a motherfucker, but I text with, like I text how I talk. So I got to start, even with the words that I learned, you know what I'm saying, using my everyday language, you know what I'm saying? Because it's very indispensable, you dig what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:07:47 So now I'm gonna have niggins look like what is indispensable. Yeah, that's a regular word, yeah. Necessary. Take necessary right and use indispensable now. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Gainesing niggas don't know how to change that shit. But you don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:00 It doesn't matter how much we read, we have to make ourselves in that shit though. Nika, my cousin wrote a letter home from jail to his mama. He on there talking about, what's up, thud, love? I'm like, nigger. Separate. You got this. That's too far. But we got to start doing that, though.
Starting point is 00:08:17 But I just feel like it's just a lot of things. It ain't really like. we choose to do that. That's just our slang of how we talk. You know what I'm saying? And you know what? You know what? I know the nigga text, you heard me.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Yeah. I know them to be texting like, Hey, I'm about to come over there. You're hearing me. Like... I think they got that as a text signature. You can't keep typing that because you say it after everything you say.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Like, I know. So it might be like, you heard me a lot. Bitch, you're playing, you hear me? So look, check it out. I'm about to come pick you up. You heard me? Like, do they text that shit? Probably.
Starting point is 00:08:49 No, they do. They do. They do. They do. I know grown-ass men that will never put a C in a K together because they still gang members. It's just, it's how I happen. I embrace like people in the way they talk. New Yorkers, Calvin, and New Orleans.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I love how they talk. Florida is a slang. Florida, Alabama and Georgia and Tennessee and Memphis is in Mexico. It's like a... You don't know what you go. get it just uh we're gonna throw that that lover you gonna give my ambitation you feel what i'm saying y'all got your own yeah we got our own every state got their own little same yeah like shoutter you know exactly what shawter came from yes it's here in the south that ATL I'm gonna fuck what are you from
Starting point is 00:09:38 shout no time back hey time back time back hey time back you know what I say now because of ryan camry what bag back bag back bag back that's not even that's not even that's not even proper We'll say that shit. Yeah, y'all do. Bad back? Like bag back. We'd be like, bitch, what you're talking to? No, if you're saying like, hey, you're,
Starting point is 00:09:58 your car is too close to the curb, bag back a little bit. Now, we'll ask somebody, hey, you know this nitty. You know him? Bag back. And he's about to get his shit and fuck. Ah! We're polite before we, like, we're generous before we act the fool in Atlanta. We'll ask somebody like, them, them you people.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Get your boy. Get your boy. Get your boy. You have been so well. They don't know who your people here. Like, why you ain't asked nobody? I'm from LA. They don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Right. So you know what time it is. See, I'm from Mississippi. My fuck talk slow at hell in Mississippi. I ain't realized until I came. To you left. I came Georgia and I came back. And then I went home and I was like, damn, you don't talk slow.
Starting point is 00:10:38 But don't you like, kind of like embrace that shit. Like you get out of the car neighbor like, hell no, ugly, boy I see me. Can't pull up in these motherfuckin' like that way. How long it took a bitch, that man, hurled the fuck up and say what you got to say. Then you got number time. Shit, we've been around these bitch,
Starting point is 00:11:01 chilly big, big, what's up with ya. You coming back to fuck would have laid on a what-thug lady. That boy on that drink. All day. All day. He never speak up. You can see that thing ain't church.
Starting point is 00:11:16 He can stick. Wasaw. the Lord you know what I'm talking about we ain't anything you've got the old lady with me got my kid you feel they're praising jeez on me good son but you realize you got an accent when you lead though most definitely yeah everybody be like man you your accent so scron I'm like man what the hell y'all nigga tongue about me I'm speaking dead like you this the part that killed me though well don't fucking tell me you don't sound like you from mississippi man I was like, you ever heard, you ever been to Mississippi?
Starting point is 00:11:49 And they were like, no. What the fuck I'm supposed to sound like that? Oh, gee. You don't know what the fuck goes up. I think it's just white Mississippi what people think. They don't really know black Mississippi. They just assume. Every time I think of Mississippi, I think of woods and don't go there.
Starting point is 00:12:03 That's the first thing I think about, too. What I think of Mississippi at home, I think woods, grass, trees. Just don't go. No people first. No people. I think of woods and just don't go there. That's the best part about Mississippi. Like, we got the best landscape.
Starting point is 00:12:17 out of every state. I don't get a fuck with nobody to say dick. Our greens are greener. Y'all shit is. Our dirt is dirty. Dirt. Your rules are brown. Oh, nigger. That's how you know you in Mississippi. Soon as you see the brown-ass, the highway brown for some strange reason. He was like, you see that brown-ass highway. That's Mississippi. The downtown y'all is brown. The Alabama shit is white. It's like, it's a line. Them shit just switch colors. Yeah. It's crazy. We might as well do the intro. Welcome back to the 8-5 South show. We sit here, chilling. We're chilling, we rolling.
Starting point is 00:12:53 We're chilling, we're rolling. We're smoking, getting something. We ain't got to do this shit. We're just gonna do it right off the top, DC. Amen. We don't get a lot of ladies in the trap to come through and talk shit with us. Oh, we got a lady.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Because you know, it's hard to find ladies that talk shit the way we talk. We got a lady. And she's a shit talking. You married. It just might be a hoe. Uh-oh, see. We got tetties in the bend.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Yes, but I am married. Ladies and gentlemen, I need to introduce to the audience. This lady right here, she's so cold. It's probably the only lady who can go to a fucking NFL game and go to jail. I ain't seen it. I ain't seen no other women get arrested at the fucking NFL game. You getting arrested at the game? Yeah, she talked big shit, man, all on SportsCenter, man.
Starting point is 00:13:42 When she get on social media, she's talking shit, bro. You're talking your shit? She talked her shit all the time. Talk your shit, ladies and gentlemen, you know her and you love her. She lived in every black girl's dream. Miko Grams, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, man. That's the hell of my intro, right?
Starting point is 00:13:58 My nigger, that was dope. Let me tell you. I had to. You are going to make a lot of people. Living every black girl's dream? She lived in every black girl's dream. You're about to make a lot of people happy. I know you see them in the mentions and the comments,
Starting point is 00:14:08 and they are constantly in my mentions asking me like, when are you going to go on their show? And I'm like, y'all act like, y'all want me to just be thirsty, chasing niggas around and hop on their show. Damn, all you had to do is saying this shit. No, I did. When I said, I finally was like, you know what? Let me just say something.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Right. And I hit you. Right. And you was like, it's lit. Yeah, we've been trying to set it up for a minute. You know, pre-corona, you was moving all around. We was both just moving. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Yeah. So now you're in the city and we had to get you up here, man, talking to you. How you been? What's going on? What's new with you? Ah, man. Today was, man, today was just rough. You know, I had, you know, I'm a plant-based eater.
Starting point is 00:14:47 You know, I'm a predominantly... I eat plants But today I had to have some meat I ate some crab today For the first time No, I just been probably about three weeks But like I was just... You've been cheating
Starting point is 00:15:03 Fake-A and vegetarian No, no, no, no, no, let me tell you, let me tell you about three weeks No, because I believe in plants You know, predominantly plant-based eating But I see meat as like Hennessy As a line of Coke Shit like that going on in the vegetable world.
Starting point is 00:15:19 I'm just saying, I don't... And they get meat like in liquor. Every time I walk past some meat, I start... Give me two shots of crab meat. But I'm saying it's like something that I don't do on a day-to-day basis. It's just every once in a while type of thing. It's a splurge.
Starting point is 00:15:33 So you eat plants? Yes. So you go outside, pick a plan and eat it. No. I could go to the grocery store and buy the shit. The grocery store be... You're talking about them flowers. I'm eating.
Starting point is 00:15:43 The cemetery and you're eating. You know what I'm saying. See what I'm saying? I'm talking about to eat that and shit. No. I'm just saying I don't eat any meat or dairy. You know what the hell I'm talking about, D.C. It's not playing with me, God, damn it.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Hey, man. Who else you got to hit with a D.C.? This, this is. He started already. Already. You already knew it. Okay. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I'm just saying I was so frustrated today that I just wanted to take it out on some meat, basically. So what type of crowd led did you got? You know, oh, whoa. You're married, ma'am. Lady! Lady! Good gracious! Look at my gay looking at you.
Starting point is 00:16:26 We are really? We are respectful. Miss Lady. Take it out on the meat. Good gracious. Let me put the weed down. Damn. I didn't choke on my energy.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I mean to put the weed down. But I'm saying, what kind of crab lady do you need? I went to Spondivitz. I'm saying, damn. The king crab. I eat king crab. All right. And little Tabasco.
Starting point is 00:16:47 I was just frustrated with just the shit that's going on with Floyd George and everything. I just was, you know, in my feelings. I've been angry all day. You know, I felt like shooting somebody for some reason. Just for Floyd, man. Yeah, I've just been mad all day long. And then it's like I'm a sports reporter. And so I do a podcast about sports, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:08 And so I can't talk about the playoffs or how the NBA should happen after watching a nigga get lynch like that. Right, right. Like, it just don't sit right with me in my spirit. Like, why is that important today? Right. And I'm watching a lot of niggas that I respect go on with regular life. Like ain't nothing going on. Like, ain't nothing going on.
Starting point is 00:17:32 That could be anybody. It could. Yeah, that could be anybody. And I'm definitely down with the Just for Floyd campaign. You feel what I'm saying? I feel like a lot of people is, you know, when they come to politics, they're scared of who they're going to make men. You see what I'm saying, but as a, as a black man, as something, even though if politics
Starting point is 00:17:52 is not your thing, it's still something that you should stand up. Right, because right is right and wrong is wrong. But then the end of the day, these are the politicians and the people that we place in, in the position to secure us or to help, you know what I'm saying, help our economy better. But when you see that they're not really for us, it's a fucking problem. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. hey hey yeah you start seeing problem yeah because we're electing them we're putting them in office we're paying them we're paying the police they we pay their salary taxes you know I'm
Starting point is 00:18:25 saying and then they just get away with it it's just like you know getting fired ain't enough no more and then we find out going to you know going to court ain't enough no more right you know they're just never getting punished the way they would if it was you if you had sat on a nigger neck like that with your hands in your pocket for almost five minutes they It might electrocute you. But see, I think, I think the pinpoint where everybody be trying to distract people on, you know, they be like, well, the black on black, we do,
Starting point is 00:18:56 okay, we all know that's a big factor. We gotta make sure that we stop that. But I feel like as a race, it's on the race to take care of that certain race. Let us deal with that. You know what I do to come back, black on black crime? I don't do no fucking crime. That's my part.
Starting point is 00:19:12 That's the part that I'm participating in there. But the bounce back off that is they don't understand that it's a cover-up for what's been going on. Yeah, they don't tell you that it's white-day are the same shit. Like you say, it's lynching, but it's covered up. This is 2020 lynching. You see what I'm saying? You remember when times when it was okay to hang a nigger on the tree. Right.
Starting point is 00:19:34 It was okay. And now it's okay to kneel on a nigger neck. Because they feel like it's okay, they're not going to get punished. You dig what I'm saying? So I feel like we should take a stance, you know, I'm with that. I'm with all the shits. And that's why when I went on my podcast today, I was like, I'm laughing to talk to y'all about the NBA NFL.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Fuck that shit. I'm sending a message to whoever, if there's any type of underground shit going on that we linking up and getting our people together, call me. Nick, hit me up. I got resources. I got bread. I can contribute.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I'm tired. I'm not marching another motherfucking step. I'm not protesting and shit. I ain't calling no motherfucking senators and congressmen begging for my motherfucking freedom no more You know what I'm saying this? They didn't take this country by begging They took it by robbing and war
Starting point is 00:20:23 So what's up? What you're talking about? I'm talking about all that That's just where I was today And that's why I was trying to tell you That I had ate some meat Because you was all lots of comfort Fuck me, shit, I was out of you
Starting point is 00:20:37 You're thugging I thought with crab legs Crab legs did all of this? Yes. Man, let's move on. That's just, we'll be. Justice for Floyd, man. Justice, my nigger, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:51 That video was very disturbing. Man, what? Very disturbing. But you got to understand, bro, the nigger sat right there, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Like, like, I don't like talking about not really politics. I don't like speaking of the politics and, You see what I'm on the streets.
Starting point is 00:21:13 You see what I'm saying? Yeah. You're on this side. I don't even do that. And I respect the fact that you even understand that. But I got, I stand for something. You dig what I'm saying? So I understand and I know the procedures because I don't been on that side.
Starting point is 00:21:29 You dig what I'm saying? I know how you're supposed to apprehend a suspect, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Like, I know the procedures when you're supposed to apprehend a suspect. apprehend a suspect. You're not in danger. We watch the niggas get carted off to Burger King after shooting up a church. But this niggins, though. Yeah. Yeah. 23 killing though. And y'all can walk this nigga. You pull this nigga over,
Starting point is 00:21:57 set him outside the car, set him down. But you tried to say the nigger was resistant. Yeah. The nigger sat down itself. Right. And then for y'all, listen, man. In a new report, the fire department says paramedics in the ambulance, checked Floyd's pulse several times, finding none. He was later pronounced dead at the hospital. Let me be clear. The arresting officer killed someone.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frye is calling for the arresting officer Derek Chauvin to face criminal charges. He'd be alive today if he were white. Listen, man, if you really think niggas fin to keep going for this shit, shit fiend to be real nasty, man. I'm just saying. You got to understand. There's so many people out here who ain't really fin to keep.
Starting point is 00:22:41 going for that shit but you got to understand don't folk being ready they've been waiting that's what we that's what we've been ready to today they don't have any leaders we don't I don't know if we do you know what I'm saying maybe I'm speaking out of term but I don't don't see no leaders doing what we really need to do you know but you know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna tell you the real the real real little real real and you just got to be ready to die the price of freedom is death You see what I'm saying? I've got to be, I already have that first mentality of,
Starting point is 00:23:16 we are the sacrifices in order for the change to come. Because first of all, y'all, y'all pussy and you ain't going to do shit. So we're going to be the one that, let's show these niggins we're not playing. So y'all put sand then can continue to live better. Better. So they can respect you now. They're not going to respect that shit that y'all doing. They're going to respect this shit.
Starting point is 00:23:36 You feel what I'm saying? So then that's what the Malcolm X thing came about. Well, he was like, okay, I understand. No disrespects and no size, because I'm behind everybody. Martin took the approach of we're going to be positive. Let's speak it out. Let's talk it out. Which is cool.
Starting point is 00:23:52 It's part of the solution. But I'm telling you to other people that were thinking like, oh, that don't work. Yes, it do. It's part of the solution. But they got to also know that we have a Malcolm X plan. We have a Malcolm Xx sports. And shit keeps getting. Because they think, oh, man, because we can sit down and come to a consensus,
Starting point is 00:24:09 but once everybody lead that table and they still want to do what they want to do. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I could have sworn we just came to a consensus. Now somebody, now we got to shed blood on that side. I'm with that shit. I'm with all that shit. Oh, I'm in trouble.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Listen, you got to come see us when you come to New York, VP, Biden. I will. It's a long way until November. We got more questions. You got more questions, but I tell me that if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump And you ain't black. They don't have nothing to do with Trump.
Starting point is 00:24:41 It has to do with the fact I want something for my community. I would love to see you. Take a look at my record, man. I extended the voting racks 25 years. I have a record that is second to none. You ain't black or look at my African American. Isn't he? Isn't he wonderful?
Starting point is 00:24:57 What I'm saying? What was he talking to Shalbana guy when he said? No, Kanye. Wasn't he Kanye? No, it was Joe Biden. He said that the Charleney. No, Joe Biden said to the Charleney, but Donald Trump said.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I said that about some random nigger who was just at work. That nigga just walked by. Look at my African-A-American. I thought he said it to punya. Yes. No, it was just some nigger. I think the Trump one was worse. Look at my African-American.
Starting point is 00:25:24 No lie to man. It was almost like he was on a rope, like a chain. I mean, I've been trying to vote for Obama for the last. Oh, you. Yeah, so you know I'm bad with politics. I'm still stuck. I don't know when it's going to be. I voted for the Laboritarian.
Starting point is 00:25:39 But the next time I get drunk and I see my niggins, guess what I'm going to say? Anybody. Look at my African America. Isn't it wonderful? I can't wait to use it in context. So this year, this the new one right here. Nicky said, what if you don't vote for me, you ain't black? You ain't black.
Starting point is 00:25:56 You ain't black. What's the other shit? What's some other shit you don't do, you ain't black? I feel like if you're gonna park your car and turn the wheels. Oh, turn the music down when you parallel parking. park in the handicapped and you don't feel like nobody old pulling up I'm saying like when you swerve up in the park like if you don't leave a worst cup you like I ain't bagging out of their handicap did she look at you then you try to look old
Starting point is 00:26:19 oh hmm hmm ah this nigga here but she's talking about oh he got parkinson Hey, sometimes the old people are waiting before you get out of the car. Come on, let me see you. Man, what's you smoking over there? Man, bitch, boo. That's because he parking handicapped a lot. He do.
Starting point is 00:26:50 No, I know. That's a fine. Play with them folks if you want to. Why, you got it a couple times. What's a car, police on your ass, bud? You got it a couple times? I walked in the, I walked in the stole my nigger. I part in the handicapped, bro.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I part was in that bitch for 30 seconds. I come back back there running my plate. that running my plate. Tickets already ready. Speaking of- Then you see my young girl with all energy. Hey, speaking of handicapped, guess who's been on land roasting the shit out of people, D.C.?
Starting point is 00:27:18 Mm. Wheelchair man. Oh, I saw him on Duval page. Exactly. He's been threatening Duval for the longest, though. Wheelchair man got a 3-50 self. Play with him. I'm not going to.
Starting point is 00:27:30 He's sending on it. I'm not going to, because the nigger way too smart. That boy scron. When that nigga dapped me up at that show. On that nigga's shoulders big as hell. I'm going to dislocated my shoulder. But you know what? It got to be.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Because he's doing a lot of these. Shout out the wheelchair man. If he grabbed you, he's serious. I don't know who the fuck editing these videos for him. Right. But he is online talking big shit with subtitles. He knows we don't know what he's saying. Shout out to my boy wheelchair, man.
Starting point is 00:28:00 And everybody knows how to type. And to that lady who let us ride all around there, in her scooter. I don't know her name. I need to send her some batteries. But I've been wondering how you've been doing this. I want to send her some batteries. I want to make sure her shit stay charged.
Starting point is 00:28:16 She was so far. Did you? So she was like, let me, y'all get up here and do this so we can go faster. Like, so you've been racing this scooter. Mm-hmm. So when she see other people in scooters, she said, hit that bitch. I want this. I want this on site.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Like if they just pull up beside each other and warm one. They want to see how fast. Like two corvettes. Hold on. When I pull over that, I can... You got the best motor. Exactly! Your shit ain't charred, man, all the way up.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Wake your ass up. Hey, man, who else you got in here with us today? You ain't got my boy at Jackson. No dopamine game. He's sleeping now. This is all feet. Look, he's sleepy. Hey, we gotta welcome Jackson to the Trap House too.
Starting point is 00:28:55 This is the first official, Trap House dog. Hey, Jackson. Wake up. Look, he's like, what y'all niggum talking about? Good morning. What's up? game. That's what it is. I hope he remember all of us when he get big enough to bite people
Starting point is 00:29:10 and shit. He'll be like, you know, he'll know that we related. I ain't even know that nigga take nought. He takes about three nights a day. Yeah. You got to get another dog around and rough him up a little bit. You got to get pushed around a little bit. He definitely thugging. Hey me that swisher, bro. It's time for another blunt. Oh, let's move on to
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Starting point is 00:32:16 What turns me on Is when a man sends me money Like I feel the moisture Between my legs When the man sends me money I'm like Oh my God, it's go time You actually sent it?
Starting point is 00:32:27 Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast Every Wednesday On the Black Effect Podcast Network The I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast. They send it about, hey, you fuck with the sports. What do you think about the NBA going to Disney World? I think that the virus happened.
Starting point is 00:32:47 You know, we need to stay home to flatten the curve. And once the curve was flattened, it's kind of like an only strong survive type situation. Yeah. And these billionaires want they coin. They have taken enough else at this point. going to fall. What? If den the world ain't up, the economy going to fall. Yeah, and they want their money and why not use their most powerful, you know, unit of people, black men playing sports?
Starting point is 00:33:15 That's what I was about to ask you. How much of that do you think is just because they miss niggas? Like, what, we're part of that thing? Like, they really just miss niggas. Like, the NBA owner. Like the NBA owner. They need us. They need us. We entertain them in so many ways. And this is one of them you know and if they if they could get it crowdless why not you know they're going to i'm gonna be real they missed that NFL draft that shit is like a slave trade off yes it is don't they're like how much want for that nigger shit i'll give you 10 million for that some bitch put them on the third slot god damn it judy shit now the most of them got the first goddamn pick these niggas around here dunking and shit they got the best pick of them
Starting point is 00:34:02 Exactly what it is. That's exactly what the draft is. I'm telling, they be bent on nigger, bro. I'm, I was watching Michael Jordan last day, man, when they couldn't get that white boy. When they went all over there, they couldn't get that white boy, they roughed that white boy up, man.
Starting point is 00:34:15 That nigga Scott came to his sense. He was like, man, I'm folk fin trying to co-trade me for that white boy, and he ain't really want to come, so I came at the play. Yeah. That really went to war. Man, I'm folks. Nika, niggina flew all the way to Croatia.
Starting point is 00:34:31 They go trade me, you fuck. Man, come on, man, give my jersey. Hey, man. Give my jersey. When I grew up, when I grew up, Michael Joy was my idol. And after watching the last day, talk your shit, oh, shit. He's still my idol, but I never want to meet this nigga, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Why, bro? Michael Jordan is the meanness, petty is your motherfucking. You know what, fucking, I don't need that type of greatness brought out of me. He got to yell at you to let you know. Man, this is how petty this nigger. Hold on, this how you, this, at this point, another documentary. That's all that whoop was legal.
Starting point is 00:35:04 That was real. Yeah. Listen. Niggas was getting whooped. So that was normal what he was doing. This is when I knew Michael Joy was petty. When the nigga was gambling with that nigger for quarters. And he kept the nigger money, man.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Michael Jordan then got that man whole pocket man check and laughing about it. Over some quarters. He's making these motherfuckers flip quarters six, eight hours before the game. go to the game. I'm through Mike. No, fuck you ain't. Flip again. I can't beat you. Your thumbs bigger than mine. My kids got to go to school. Fuck them kids. Go again. Damn. Yes. He beating him so bad. He giving them three chances to beat him to his one. That's how bad he killing them. He was taking all the quarters? What episode it is? I'm on episode six. All the quarters, all the food stamps. No, it happened. The white-haired man.
Starting point is 00:36:01 See, I'm on episode, I'm on episode six. You can't come right at, right in the middle. I'm focusing, but you know what the only thing I ain't like, bro? If you go back to watch every episode, none of them players really fuck with kids. No. Every time them kids are like, hey, hello. That's why they like that. That's why they got their parents.
Starting point is 00:36:22 No, but you know what? It was real. It's not fuck with kids, man. Hey, I don't you, man. Get your little fucking ass on, man. No, T.C., that shit was real. I hear you get back here, man. It is real and the only reason they do it now is because of social media shaming.
Starting point is 00:36:37 They will gang up on you and your comments if they see video you tell the kids to get the fuck on. And so I ain't guilt you in doing that shit. Dennis Robbins, the only thing I see, he'll give his shoes to a child. He walked up, he was like, hey he did it, I love you. Hey, hey, he's still. Yeah, man. That's why I ain't like when the Mara Rashad got him.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Fuck out of here, man. Remember they was interviewing of Mara Rashad and he was like, Michael Jordan. He would always find a kid who had no chance in the world of meet Michael Jordan, and he would meet him. I'm like, you line, motherfucker. Like Michael George, hey man, go get them white kids up there at the top. Bring him down here, let him meet a great nigga. Right, no. No, he did.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Go get them niggas way up there at the top by them retired jerseys. Bring them down so they can meet and get a pitch with me and Scotty. Fuck the rest of them niggas. They want to meet me and Scotty. That's what a lot of the players are saying happened. that it was totally curved to make Michael look like a saint even though they trying to show some of his words it was his idea that's why and they said cause it's all me don't show that bullshit and the media was so here back then
Starting point is 00:37:44 no Mike used to be in their face so nobody know who the fuck Horace Grant was he should have put his goggles back on how about those points Michael I'm like but y'all got me motherfucker I can't even breathe you sniffing Mike all right I love the game high and 30 points I'm like get your bitch ass on man Mike was sonning them niggas man can you imagine being a grown-ass professional athlete you got to ask another nigga on the team for some tickets and then thank you got to go talk to Mike yeah thank him for Mike Mike gave a nigga one ticket told Nick Lee hey man go now I already take one nigga he was like all right Mike don't
Starting point is 00:38:21 put that on that yeah all right I take my fucking ticket back my I don't get fuck I like that where you could be aggressive with sports You feel like on the court. I can call you a bitch and still fuck with you. I'm just getting in your head. Like I can't call you no bitch on stage. We tell jokes. That's a different, like it ain't competitive. Like, nigga like, nigga I admire what you do. Even though they admire what each other do on the game, I'm here to win a championship. We're not here to win a championship on each other. We're here to win a championship with each other. You know what they left out the documentary though?
Starting point is 00:38:57 What? They didn't. They didn't have no segment in the documentary. men or about his jeans. Them big-ass jeans he had on. Or the earrings. They should have did something about them jeans, man. Yeah. Hey, that nigga alcoholic. That nigga is brown as fuck.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Hey, Jordan was a trendsetter. I don't get a fuck. I'm like, nigga, a great play of all the time. Nick, eyes brown. Stress? We'll make your eyes brown. Nah, that's from drinking all the cognac and smoking them cigars. I think it's all, both of y'all said together.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I don't get a fuck, man. I could have just seen this nigga play like even them highlights and shit was like how old are y'all I'm 28 so you gotta understand he he retired in 98 I was only six my daddy went watching old gang niggins watching Sanford his son man I was playing while Jordan was playing while y'all niggins watching the finals I'm over there ttee titty daddy can I watch the game but he don't stop LeMont, this is all I see. I'm coming to joy.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I'm like, man, this nigga need a guy out there. Go away. Out of all the cold shit I ever saw Michael Jordan do, this one I knew the nigga was gonna be a legend forever. When he started dropping Jordan commercials and they ain't even had the fucking shoes in them. And then niggas was actually asking you, bro, you seen them new Jordans?
Starting point is 00:40:22 Nick, what the fuck, I'm gonna see him, man. Nick Jordan you should talk like a slave back in the day. I just, I just want to make sure that the team they did. He did. We did. I just want to be better. I just, I just want to make something out of myself. He did.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I just want to make something out of myself. And I just, I just want to do good about other people. I'm saying, God, that niggins. She had the richest nigga talk back there? I just want to do good about people. It just be the, I don't know. I don't know if you noticed this, but Michael Jordan answer every question. with the game of basketball.
Starting point is 00:40:56 No else is just the game of basketball. Anything you asked that nigger, it's the game of basketball. I just want to be the best of all the time. I just want to be on the bullfranchise. As long as I can be. It's however long there has me to be here. Scotty Pippin, that's the greatest pair. We got Dennis Robin and our Dennis Harry.
Starting point is 00:41:18 It's so crazy. We got Paxon. Phil, I love Phil. feel who else was on the door collar i hate jerry he hated jerry all he had everybody hated jerry yo he had so much rude shit for jerry all the time so many short jokes don't smoke that don't stop the gross sure he's just in there all right michael hey did you see with steve curse said michael jordan punched him in the face and looked right at the camera said yeah it made him respect me only a white man said oh oh wait a minute wait a minute what
Starting point is 00:41:53 He didn't there yet. He ain't there yet. Oh, fuck, man. He brought him in the face. Oh, yeah. What's the car used to brought him up, too, though? What's my boy, uh, Oakland? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Oh, yeah. Oh, he slapped Scott. Scott and I fought with you. You're a real country nigger, but he did. So, look at him. We got ill and ill and me back by two today. He gets treatment like this. When he's next to his time, right?
Starting point is 00:42:16 All right? Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. He did, he smacked you. He was like. Yeah, ain't you gonna talk to me? Kind, ain't it? Yep, told it.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Pat. Scottie Kippen. He lads it off. He did not deserve what Future did to him. Who? Future. He did not deserve that. What did he do?
Starting point is 00:42:39 He allegedly slept with his wife. Allegedly. Even if he didn't, the internet didn't took the shit and ran with it so hard, the Scotty don't deserve that, especially after the documentary and came up. But Scott didn't have moved on them. I told him at the nail salon. with a whole other bitch. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:42:56 That's cool. You know what I appreciate about the era of the NBA? I don't get a four. He got a long-ass chin. All the groups. Scott had talked like a prison. They held it down. I really love playing with all the holes.
Starting point is 00:43:09 With Michael Jordan. Right. I really love playing with Dennis Ryman. And they were both the greatest players I ever played with. And that was that. I'm like, man, hell no. But then you can't get mad at Scott for signing that deal either. You got to think about the seven meals for seven, I mean seven years for 17 meals.
Starting point is 00:43:40 You do, but back then seven years for 17 meal, bro. That was a low for him. You know, it just made me realize he didn't really know how dope you was. Nobody knew. Shit. He didn't know. You should know. Your age, you didn't know either.
Starting point is 00:43:52 They looked at you like, dude, you're gonna get 17 million, but go on there and take that 17 million. What you think I should do? Well, I advised you out going to take that 17 mil, but fuck you're going to go on there and say, no. Scottie Pippen knew he was going back to Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:44:05 That was really like 30 million in Arkansas. But he didn't start playing to after he got like, like older of age. So the niggins, they had hoop dreams, but niggas was accidentally going to the NBA around that time. They're like, I'm good. Yeah, you're great.
Starting point is 00:44:20 You heard, you see what I had a mic on them talk? Yeah, I just want to play basketball. They said I'm great too here. I do coming out here to play. They don't fucking know. You can tell. You can see grading. Scotty just happened to go to a smaller school so you don't get, like, put on a big stage.
Starting point is 00:44:36 So what type of deals were the niggas getting back then when money was real and had value? No, you had to, you had to have an agent that negotiated, like, I know how to shit in the word. And it just seemed like his agent just was taking whatever instead of. Okay, okay. You got to, if they offer you something, you have to go higher. Okay, but then he signed that seven meal. He signed that seven years for 17 mil. He didn't become a household name until he grew in the gate.
Starting point is 00:45:03 But it's your age's job to know where you're going to be at. It's more like the team is going to pay you for what you've already done. It's your agent's job to get you paid for what you've gone to. Right, but you got to understand. He didn't come in as that player. You see what I'm saying? He grew to become that player. And if you see when Mike came in, they already knew Mike, Mike, Martin, Nick, the championship.
Starting point is 00:45:25 If you seen Scottie Pippen play, I'm a basketball player. I play professionally too. More definitely. If you seen Scottie Pippen play in college and you see him put up next to Michael Jordan, you already know that's magic if you really know basketball. So what, so what team did he start when he came in first? The Bulls, they drafted him. Who?
Starting point is 00:45:41 The Bulls. The Bulls. The Bulls. The Bulls. The Bulls draft him when he first came in? Yeah. Man, you know, I don't know about that shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Damn, I forgot you weren't born yet. Hell nah, I told you. I was six years old when that nigga retired. I'd be forgetting. I came back when the nigga played with the whizzles. And I'm like, that's not the nigga that I've been hearing about. Man, that guy. I was like, that's my uncle, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Like, that's my neighbor, nigga. I know him. It's not MJ. Man, I'm gonna tell you. But he still bustling ass. The most heartbreaking shit ever, though, was when we saw Michael Jordan missed that goddamn dunk. He was wide open. That was when we knew he was watching Mike Tyson get knocked out.
Starting point is 00:46:16 We was like, what the fuck? And this nigga can't do shit. Shit, he can duck. He missed. That, that motherfucking ball bounced all way back to the niggas down there. He was on. He was on a fast break all by himself. That's what we knew.
Starting point is 00:46:30 The motherfucking ball went back to the other niggins. He was down there just basing. Because he was, Jordan could have got average 20 or even longer because of how elite he is, but it ain't the same game. It's a wash. I know when he can't play for the wizard. I was like, man, he don't need a sticky tongue got.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Oh, the 1980 average salary. 173,000 dollars who that's the average salary in 1980 1980 with how much 173 1980 I ain't even gonna say the little 500 because I don't know who was paid enough to be throwing them niggas 173,500 who put the 500 on that 1980 who was getting in the NBA the NBA Michael Jordan took it to a global level he turned him and and um uh the Commissioner David Stern, they took it global.
Starting point is 00:47:21 It was in 80 countries at first. And then when Michael Jordan took off, it went to 250 countries. Exactly. And that's when you have to start paying niggas more money. And Scotty was on that ride. More definitely, I'm saying. I ain't against you, nigga, you know?
Starting point is 00:47:37 This nigga been selling me five, six pair of shoes a year for the last 20 years. Who? He eating off you. Who? Michael George. Yeah. Man, he doing stupid eat.
Starting point is 00:47:47 He ain't just eating. eating this nigga is harvesting yeah oh i said this shit on twitter gave got them all riled up what you say me fuck keep letting Travis Scott make Nikes huh I didn't even know he made what time out all these got them Travis Scott Jordan's keep coming out and Nike's and air max and shit yeah yes just the rap they trash I'm not saying they trash what they are let me see I mean but not and I'm not saying I'm not saying they trash I'm not saying they trash I'm not saying they trash I'm not saying they trash I'm not saying that, but enough is enough.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Enough is enough. Yeah, you can't, I'm, what? Oh, here we go. It's that same shit, Kanye said. Oh, okay. Lady Gaga is the president of Kodak pictures. They got, they got the big deal, the big soul on a lot of them.
Starting point is 00:48:40 And them, them here, they're not. That's what I'm saying. They're not bad. See them y'all niggie shit right now. That's a new era of fashion. You know, they ain't back in the, back in the day, y'all was like on that, you know what I'm saying? Them shell towed and she, because you got your hard feet. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute, young blood. For all of them low pictures, y'all. Wait a minute, young blood. Y'all had scrowed knee the way y'all got down.
Starting point is 00:49:08 No, young blood. Oh, y'all niggin'n't. You took me too far back there, young blood. I ain't that far back. I'm back there. I'm back there. That's where I'm at. That's where I'm at.
Starting point is 00:49:18 I ain't even a lot, shed toe smooth. I ain't shell too old. No shirt? You just got the, and that's when the hair was in, and you got the hat, well, you ain't got no hair, that'll just come slap your shit. Gets me how young knick slap, God damn, you got to do me like that.
Starting point is 00:49:31 You gotta head, so they don't like ground bee no more. No. I pull this shit out, like, ew, cut your chest. Your chest is making me itch. Give me a rash. All right, bitch, fuck dudes. I went through puberty and I love it. Niggas got a body wets now.
Starting point is 00:49:47 That's why you gotta find you an experienced woman who gonna just let you flourish how you are. She'd have been through everything. She'd have had 20 boyfriends, two husbands, one fiance that had got shot, she just wanna a nigga that's alive that don't hit her. She's an older woman. I've been through some shit.
Starting point is 00:50:05 She gonna accept you just as you are. I like 40s and we're like right after they, like right out of the men apart, right out. I'm talking about right out, right out and they like, come out that shit like, who. I feel like I'm in the sweet spot in life. You know what I'm. That's the 50s.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Huh? That's the 50s. I'm gonna get early in the fall to get that shit out of the way. And like age, I like where I'm at, because I'm like, I'm 37. We probably do this shit a lot. You know what I'm like, I'm like, I'm 37. So like the ladies who my age, they already did all the shit they want to do. They can be tricky sometimes too though.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Been in two or three relationships with niggas they really like now and can really just fuck with me and be cool. They can be tricky though. You didn't check all your highlights off. I'm not the nigga that's about to help you live the rest of your dream. we're just about to chill like it I don't want to go going to the barbecue and I'm beat right yeah I'm just yeah they got some plates yeah man I made you got to say you know what listen to this this is but this is why I try to tell my friends and at some point we we're going to have to start sharing y'all niggas that's what I'll be trying to tell women
Starting point is 00:51:07 going to have to accept this too right them up look let me look at the camera saying this ladies y'all have to like accept the fact that we settle for y'all too don't know like like you the only one settling. You're not a nigga type. We settle for you, bitch. It's agreement. Bitch, I settled with this. Oh, jeez.
Starting point is 00:51:25 You think you're doing me a favor? Please stop thinking you niggas first option, lady. That's all I can tell you right now. That's why as in a woman, you know, I just feel like, you know, with the pickings. If you want a black man today, the pickings are slim. If you want a black woman today, you got to build up from scrap. You got to go to the Tesla factory. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Because the ones who are outside that dough do not like you. You are black men. You ain't shit to them. I'm telling you. There's some niggins who already pissed them off. Yeah. She's trying to get back. She gets some get back.
Starting point is 00:51:59 She's going to try to get you, man. But I ain't going to allow. You know what it is? I love y'all, man. I can't hip. I can't hip. It's just a journey finding out you ain't shit. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:10 That's my motto. Prince ain't shit. I love it. I knew it. That's my motto. Everybody ain't shit. You just got to find you. you somebody that you can be ain't shit with that's what I'm saying like I know I ain't
Starting point is 00:52:21 shit can you tell me you not shit so I was I'm gonna find it out anyway yeah be with genuine people who's not shit I'm through trying next month I meet I'm just gonna be like pinkest way you ain't a hoe like if you lie on the pinkest way you're loaded out motherfucker I'm through ask all this shit all you got to the pinkish sweat you not a hoe that shit do locking in like ooh that shit be like it means me will see no it matter yeah like if she's We can't, don't hesitate neither. You ain't one.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Your pink is wet. You pink is wet. Oh, okay, no. That's fucking crazy. Well, it ain't just nothing wrong with being a hole. No, isn't. It ain't, long as you be a safe hole. You gotta be a safe and clean hole.
Starting point is 00:53:02 A safe hole. That sound like a grocery store. A safe hole. Ooh, I better go to safe hole. They keep all of the shit. They never want our hand sanitizer. Come on. Safe hole.
Starting point is 00:53:14 What? Come on. Safe hole. Your bed got to have a spring. Two for one coupons. Let's do it. And a headboard. Bitch, you got to have a headboard.
Starting point is 00:53:23 It is nothing wrong with it. I do not want my head on the wall. Hodes provide a service to the ecosystem. I think so. They provide sexual experiences for people and they get everybody kind of like started. Who holds? Hose. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Because if you think about it. Hose like a started kick. Yeah, exactly. It lets you know what life is about to be about. Right. Stress relief. You're going to like it, but guess what? I don't fuck with you.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Right. Because you could change in it at any moment right right long as you don't hang out where you used to be a hoe at and don't nobody know you a hoe like if you move 30 minutes from where you used to hold at you straight yeah you can just lock don't try to start over where you was hoeing at because everybody's seen you where I know everybody I know you go somewhere you got to go somewhere they go to the net time over I wouldn't know you right they heard about you but they don't know they don't know about you they're like what school you went to oh I'm from me I don't know What you doing over here? Oh, you know, I just, you know. Now they talk to it, you know, I just, you know. They always be like, you know, I just, you know.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I'd be like, bitch, I don't know, I got this, man. I guess. She used to be a hole, I can tell you. That's what everybody say. All the New York halls moved to Atlanta to start off. I ain't grabbed, bitch. These whole will be so aggressive. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:54:35 And then they used to shit. They'll try to chump you off and then be hungry. I just let them go all the way out. Fuck you, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're mad, but do you want to go to the Waffle House or an awl? You're getting in that goddamn. But I fought with a New Yorker.
Starting point is 00:54:52 New York women still think they in New York. You just got mad at me here. We way down in college parks. She's going to lead, walking, talking about she's going with Nett. This is not New York. That's not happening. It's not. It's not.
Starting point is 00:55:04 It's not. They don't work like that. These are miles down here. These are miles. These are miles. It's not, yeah. It's going to get dark at some point. You can't get on the highway.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Yeah, it ain't just city all the way back to the way you stay. Ain't no train. Come on. We got a red light, bitch. We'll buy-bye. You'll get hit. Better start playing. I don't get my life to get.
Starting point is 00:55:26 In New York fans, they can still walk in the street. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Bitch, we'll see me. It's wrong with you.
Starting point is 00:55:34 They won't hit you out here. But I'll keep your arm. This is hit and run. I'm going to keep it real. Look, dad in the river mirror, like, shit, that big got up. Yeah. Won't nobody say this, but niggas from New York love the downself. All they got to do is come down here and drive for the first time.
Starting point is 00:55:52 The niggins never go back to New York. Hey, right. I see you with the rent is. Man, those niggas get down here and get to driving and look, have a little cavalier rental car and never go back to New York. Yo, son, we're driving and everything. I got mad licenses. Hey, bro. I got a yard parking space.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Every time I come home with your mother. I'm parking, son. You can park anywhere. You can park anywhere. You son, I'm whipping. My girl, she's a security guard and shit. McDonald's, we're eating down here. Hey, but I love this city, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:18 I'm selling weed all in the apartment complex. Selling like an ounce a week. And I got my job. Nick, I'm never going back. You ever did a hit a ride, bro? You ever hit somebody, got the fuck home. Yeah, yeah. I can't hear you.
Starting point is 00:56:33 I can't hear you. You ever hit a motherfucker who caught what and shit and they ain't care about it? Like you just bump them a little bit. They get out and look. look like, man, that motherfucker's already fucked up. Go here, bro. That motherfucker's been fucked up, man.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I ain't worried about this shit, bro. Go ahead, man. Your car fucked up. You straight. I'm gonna scream, go ahead, bro. I had somebody have a dent and try to act like I don't want who put the dead in there. But damn, boy, I ain't even had that dick.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Nick, that dent, my car black bitch-a-dick. What fucking you're talking about? Man, no, but your car putting off orange moths, bro. I'm like, you're trying to pull away. You got me fucked up. y'all been watching the versus battles yeah nope I'm trying to come up with some shit my damn who you gonna who you want to battle that shit dumb and fuck not tune it in and nobody battle no tell the day oh no that shit is stupid that shit is stupid man that shit you got a song
Starting point is 00:57:30 hey D.C. play your song I'm about the oh we about the battle who oh oh Lord what's your land who oh who about man I'm not gonna watch these old-a-nicka-battle and they Wi-Fi shit fucked up not eating in the middle of that shit like what the fuck going Nicky pan jacked all up on their ass. God, damn it. Hell going on. These niggas all in the camera, like, what the fuck going on back now?
Starting point is 00:57:56 I'm like, man, I'm not watching this stupid-ass shit, man. Man, that's a dumbest shit in the world, bro. Speaking of the older generation, I enjoy it, fuck both of y'all. Y'all got me fucking up. I enjoy this shit all there. Man, what the hell going on back here? He don't even know how to stand.
Starting point is 00:58:13 He's like, he's ready to turn up. We got me fucked up, man. I ain't watching this shit, man. Yeah, the last one I really watched was Jill Scott and Eric about it. That shit, hey, man, that shit had me so turned on. I don't watch that my shirt off. I'm on the couch. I'm like, hey.
Starting point is 00:58:31 That music was sensual as fuck. That shit was so central. I kept checking my phone like they was on the way over there. I'm like, yeah, this shirt is all. Yes, I was cooking, watching that shit. That shit was lovely. Eric by do, one of them cool that I know I can't come to, I can't play with her. And I got to have stamina because she's going to talk bad.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Bro, I want to be her big appointment so bad. I'm talking about she going to talk bad. Oh, I love to be Erica. I'm talking about she going to talk about she going to talk. And she's going to make the scene like she ain't going to talk bad about you. That's okay, baby. She's the type of, she to type that to piss you off. She's smoking, too.
Starting point is 00:59:10 That's okay. I know, I know it's open. Hey, D.C., she'll piss you off and be like, shut up, nigga. Put this titty in your mouth. Okay, okay. Been mad with her for two weeks, though. I can't.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Well, what? You got the fuck her. And she got a little hair on the coochie. A lot of hell. What's fucking talking about. Hey, you know what? I embraced my hairy coochie during the porn thing. I did.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I don't never know what the fuck you're going to say next. Was it hairy hair or was it like? No. Every time I hear some shit like that I get on high look. I was sending my friends weekly updates on the hair growth. Y'all was having a contest. Who won the money? No, they was shaving.
Starting point is 00:59:51 They had a long hair contest for $500. Who won the money? Two months. Two months. It's still hairy right now. Really? I haven't got wax yet. Damn.
Starting point is 01:00:04 That's great. Damn, you got flat that pussy across country just to wax it. I do. I'm very particular. Well, I'm so glad I don't have a person. Do you see the type of shit you gotta do to take care of them? You got to fly that pussy to get wet. No, I'm dead serious.
Starting point is 01:00:23 I go to LA every mother get waxed. I'm not even lying. That is crazy. Thank you, come again, wax pussy. They got your pussy out on the Wall of Fame. This Miko Pussy right here. You see that? We do all type of haricuchies.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Haricucci, Harry Coaches. Janet Jackson right there, we got Jenna Jackson. That's crazy. Can you do this? Oh, we do everything. Let me tell you. It's personal, man. Why don't they always say all before they always ask you something?
Starting point is 01:00:51 Hey, let me ask you this, then. What do you spend on your pussy a month then? You say you got to fly all the way to LA from Florida. Yes. What's the maintenance on that thing? Oh, well, the waxing, um, it's my home girl's company is sash wax in Beverly Hills. Okay. Shout out, shout out my girl.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Yeah, really, go ahead. But no, it's just about the care of your skin in general. You know, like, like, I know that, you know, we have to, as black women, we have to embrace, you know what I'm saying, what our pussy look like. It looks different. You know what I'm saying? Don't, every pussy ain't super duper pretty, but every pussy is beautiful to me. but I'm about making sure the skin is right and, you know what I'm saying? So if I'm a serve pussy to my nigga, I want to serve platinum pussy to him.
Starting point is 01:01:39 I don't like how you made pussy sound like drugs. If I'm a serve pussy. Yeah, I don't want bumps and, you know what I'm saying? Ingrown hairs. I don't want any discoloration. You know what I'm saying? It's like a beard with a nigga, you know? We understand y'all shave a little harder and it comes like that.
Starting point is 01:01:56 I don't shave at all. I mean, but that's why they say it's better to get waxed. Yes, yeah. So I had to quarantine it out and I embraced my shit. I was playing with it every day. I put like a little poniesel on it one day. For real. She's stank.
Starting point is 01:02:09 No. And that's the thing. That's part of the reason why you, you know, you shouldn't keep it because it does hold odor. It does. That's why I'm trying to tell you, that she had a pro on them. Like, hey, be real with yourself. If you ain't going nowhere, if you ain't doing nothing, you should be able to keep yourself clean. Because we definitely know when it's that, I know, I'm about to pee, I'm like, yo, I got this little, whoa.
Starting point is 01:02:30 time me to trim shit you manscape it's only two I trim I trim I don't like naked that shit weird
Starting point is 01:02:38 You don't like it You know Mr. Miyagi That's too goddamn freaking That's too hard Naked my nigga I mean
Starting point is 01:02:46 And then you Then you got to see The hair Regrowth Like hell no Hey I ain't with that shit But do you like
Starting point is 01:02:51 Getting your salad Toss Like do you like What the Whoa Oh Whoa What the fuck
Starting point is 01:02:57 Yeah not Yeah no Music stuff. Yeah, you see that? I'm gonna go whi-whi-wham. What I'm saying? The niggles bagging up the music. Hold on, she's trying to eat my pussy.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Get the fuck out of here. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes if you, you don't. I only like the boo-boo. All right, well, keep a hairy day. You digging what I'm saying? You know, I'm just saying, you know, for that type of purposes, it's good to keep it, you know, clean.
Starting point is 01:03:24 That's why I just need to take a bath. Not for that. Not for that. that purpose i'm like what you going to bed for oh man my girl about to eat my ass tonight you're gonna take a shower see you know that's what those dicks do better stop being so goddamn freaking take showers your foot gonna be stuck all the time her nigga take a bath she'll lick your ass and your foot just gonna keep doing that it's nothing wrong you're gonna never stop moving man man man you take it back you're gonna lick man shit that's what you said apply
Starting point is 01:03:53 y'all man it's never wrong with a little yeah it is you're smoking my blood Like, you can say that. You're somebody white. What y'all doing that? Yeah, don't put that. No, but you know what's fun. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's funny.
Starting point is 01:04:11 He's going to be telling you high a lot. You know what's the fuck? Man, if I saw some niggas be tripping, man. You know what's funny? How you tell the nigg is that, man? Everybody know them, nicks, man. They know I'm your husband, man. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:04:26 Why you tell them, look, if you lick my ass, man. You got Carlos in D.C. breathe that ass. Oh, my God. You leak me off your page. I'm not your husband no, bro. I can't do this. Bro, stop. I'm having to down this bloody blood. You can't do that. Why would you say that on that 85? So, the knickers are crazy. Bro, why the fuck you say this? Hey, well, we're having to be mad and fuck.
Starting point is 01:04:57 No, let me say this. No, let me say this. Let me say this. Let me say this. Why did you say that? Babe, babe, look at me. Listen, I know you love me and they were talking about doing their stuff. But why did you say you ate my ass?
Starting point is 01:05:11 I didn't say that. They know of your husband. Oh, shit. The reason that I even started talking about... Look at Instagram. Look, they're talking about you on the 85 times old. Like, the niggas don't know me. They don't know me.
Starting point is 01:05:25 They don't know me. Like, they wouldn't do your pain. Dixie what Rodney gonna say? Right, it gonna be up on that, boy, you let her eat your ass, boy. But you know your old boy, you heard of me, my name Rodney, boy. But you like to get your salad told, boy. Well, I'm going to win and get a sick, say glad, boy. All right, babe.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Go ahead, go ahead. Before I met my husband, I never met a man that was against butt play. You know why? Why? These niggas is weird. But when I met my husband, like, when I just tried it for the first time, I thought he was going to swing on me. He should have. Babe, you kept talking about it, like, oh my goodness.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I didn't know. They already know. No, I didn't know he wasn't winning. You told him I liked it. You told him I thought I was going to swing on you. Oh, shit. I didn't realize that it was actually bigger than he went that. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:06:31 I was like, damn. You can't. Because maybe that is. Biggest is with a lot of shit these days. But he wasn't with it. And that's why I'm just like, well, why you ain't winning? He's just like, I'm just not. And I was like, but what's the, you know, he feel like, you know,
Starting point is 01:06:44 it's just disrespectful to go. So he said he won't. Yeah. So you out here just, you out here just biased lady people. She didn't say that. It was all about the rap. No, I'm saying. That was.
Starting point is 01:06:56 You know, that was fun until... It was fun to you. He had to consider if he was going to keep fucking with you after that. I don't know what... Man, the girl keep trying to eat my pussy. I don't know what she got going on. No, I only tried it twice. After twice I gave up.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Two times? He's like, and you had one more time. He was living in him by then. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey, go over, hey, go back. Don't go back to me. Oh, niggin, that booty, two-type.
Starting point is 01:07:29 Look, that I told you, now. Get back up here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Miko, stop. I'm just, I'm just not a fan of nose. Got a nigga in looking at you like that.
Starting point is 01:07:44 He's butt-ass naked. Yeah. Why with you? Nick, dick not got on soft and everything. Now, hold, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That fucked me up there. That fucked me up there. Because I thought we had this conversation.
Starting point is 01:08:00 You should keep going back there. What the fuck is? What you're back here like, what you want? What you want? What you want to do? You want to lick it that bad? That's what you into? Stop, bro.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Yeah, I mean, I found that our freak level is different. You know? Man, I don't, I can't be here no more. boy make you look at the motherfucker crack yeah I learned after the second when I said okay that's not what he he's not changing his mind
Starting point is 01:08:38 I can't believe you did it again he ain't gonna just roll with it one day you know I actually might lose a tooth let me tell you something that how you know if a nigga is with it or not with it once you grab a nigga if he don't say something he might be with it but the moment you grab a nigga
Starting point is 01:08:54 it's like it's a it's a feeling that we get where you're like, hey, bitch, that ain't make me play with. Like, watch out. You know what I'm saying? It hit a nerve. Like, so once a bitch, touch your ass. You're like, hey, hey, hey, hold up, that ain't. That ain't the one you need to play with.
Starting point is 01:09:07 Yeah. I'm that nigger. Every time. Hey, what, go on with that weird shit. That shit feels funny. Hey, don't play with me like that. I am not your brother. I don't like that.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Yeah. That's why you don't like to be naked, like, for like, little reason like that. Like, just in case the bitch accidentally, like, I had my drawers on, you know what. Just like, you got to jump out the windows. I'm like, hold up. Come on, man, what's up, man? That said stop everything, man, man, man, man, you know what I don't wanna fuck you show.
Starting point is 01:09:32 You gotta put your drug. You never know, you might jump out the window or any guy to do that thing. Hey man, man. Hey man, say, man, show they never wanna play with a nigga booty, man. She don't wanna fuck, she wanna play with a nigga booty, man.
Starting point is 01:09:44 What did? Nah, she don't wanna fuck, she don't wanna play with a nigga booty. Man. What if- Well, how you were to her, man, I'm trying to fuck, but she just wanna play with a nigga booty,
Starting point is 01:09:53 what advice would you give the latest? What advice would you give the latest? about this whole shit you talk about with the butt play yeah it what trying to trying to do it no i just tried i'm done with you i told you he can't he can't he hurt oh he wounded oh Yeah, y'all had me fuck up, but I just came back, I understand. Let me just say this, I just feel like if we, you know, it just seems so easy for men to want a threesome to want his girl and another girl and all that, but then y'all so sensitive about your booty hole, like, what that? What the fuck? I don't see how you made them two related that.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Look, this what you just did. What is you talking about? Y'all want us to eat pussy, but we can't eat y'all. Ain't nobody told you to eat nothing. eat nothing y'all want a bargain with a nigger okay so you want to eat my pussy but I can eat your boo no somebody y'all want a threesome another woman you know what I'm saying like so hold up so you your man you have to eat your man and a order to have a three no I'm saying there's that's your butter and chip
Starting point is 01:11:12 no I'm saying there shouldn't be any nose in a bedroom with your with your oh oh that's what it is that's what okay uh she ain't even gonna tell you up front okay we can have a threesome but you got to do something for me anything baby Okay, remember you said that. Remember you said that anything, anything in the world, baby? That is hilarious. She's in the threesome doing her part. She's eating all catapus.
Starting point is 01:11:40 This what you wanted? This what you wanted me to do? Baby, you did your thing in that motherfucking threesing. What would you need me to do? What you want to do? You want to spend some money? You want a car? Bend over.
Starting point is 01:11:52 You want a house? No, what you mean, bend over? Whoa, whoa, whoa, bend over what? Bendova what? Whoa, who has been over? That's who you want to fuck? Who is Benito. You ain't introduced me to the nigg?
Starting point is 01:12:03 I don't know Bendova. What is you at the cookout? Talking about the tall nigga that rolled with Mike. Who is being? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 01:12:12 So you want to do the threesome with Ben, Ben. Well, I guess a deal is a deal. I guess a deal. You got to keep your end of the bargain. That ain't on three. Bend over, no, you mean, no, no, like, bend me over? Oh, hell no, hell no, take it back, take it back. Ask for something else, take the credit card.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Go shopping. No, you can buy a house or something else, but don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm the kids upstairs. I'm their daddy. Not in this house, not in this house. Hey, you got to put your foot down somewhere.
Starting point is 01:12:44 No, sir. Uh-uh. He's a new, sir. No, not me. Hell no. My lad name, Miller. We're going to do it like that. No.
Starting point is 01:12:52 Shit. I'm the poker. Hey, I'm the poker around here. I'm the only one playing poker. Oh, man. Oh my God. What you're talking about? I get it. It ain't for everybody. It ain't for everybody.
Starting point is 01:13:01 I respect people's boundaries. We're just talking shit. Hey, whatever you like, whatever you like. No. We're not judging. What you do at your house that you pay bills in, that's your goddamn bill. Definitely. Definitely.
Starting point is 01:13:12 But what I'm saying, we rarely have, like, ladies on here, they be talking that shit. So we always be speaking for like a woman perspective. And we be trying to tell them, y'all be down with the fuck shit. And there be niggas out here that be really on that shit. That's how to be wet. And y'all be exposing them niggas so clearly, we know niggins out here getting their booty licked because she's the ones who licking the booty. Was licking the booty.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Stop. Well, don't stop. If that's what you like, do your mother first. He's talking about don't stop. Hell no, stop. I didn't give up on that. That ain't, uh-uh. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Hey, all right. So I'm going to reverse it. I eat that. I bet. You should. I understand. But I'm just not getting my head lit. Respect.
Starting point is 01:13:56 You have a wait to say I'm a pass on that. Right. I understand. But as a, on the opposing side, when I say I eat ass, p. You dig what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:14:10 I was just thinking, because I know a lot of fellas in the room probably eat ass, but it's like. They lie about me. When you eat ass, are you an ass eater? Like, do you? Somebody ain't here, get their ass ate, bro. Best believe it. The one who ain't been laughing like that.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Look at these two light-skinned niggas, bro. You know they do. You know they do. Nigger been chuckling. What you chuckling for, Nick? You know the nigga thought soon as he heard that happened for me. Go cute motherfucking.
Starting point is 01:14:41 This boy's crazy. Nick, tooting his pussy up. You're going to be your pussy. That's what it is if you didn't ate it. Oh shit. Shit. What it turned to? It's a pussy now.
Starting point is 01:14:53 Ah! Oh my God. What are they turning to? You niggas better keep the women at your bird nest. There's a baby burning, man. No you don't. No you don't. Do your motherfucking thing.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Hey man, do your thine. Do your thing. Do your thing. Do your thing, though. That shit feel good. Trust me. I have a done. Whatever tickled your pick.
Starting point is 01:15:19 When you do it, it. It feels good to whoever you doing it to, right? It feels good to you too if somebody is good to you. It would. It ain't even special. If you're out here just eating somebody ass who has been ate before, it's not a gift. Right. She used to it at this point.
Starting point is 01:15:36 She ain't even trembling. It's been like, oh, give me four more men. No, bitch, I'm gonna finish. But by the time you get enjoying this. You gotta find a new egg. You gotta find a new egg. No, you don't eat no ad. Now, you just, you just letting know, you see it.
Starting point is 01:15:49 You see what I'm saying? You don't, you don't, you don't, you got to let them know, you got to be like, hey, you know what I'm saying, like the ad might be right there, you got to be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what I'm talking about? Hey, palma, you diggin, what's what I'm saying? No, you want to be able to like, hey, what's hanging? Let me talk to you for a minute. Oh, look, you're back there too long. For real, you got a little something right here. You did. They say they clean, but hey, are you clean? Think about it. Right. You lied, she's lied. Everybody lied.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Oh, my God, we can know is this. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the stream to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer.
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Starting point is 01:17:35 Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:18:32 The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes.
Starting point is 01:18:51 With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else wanted to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school.
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Starting point is 01:19:37 It's no. Matter of fact, it's called it to Ben-Ot. I don't really eat that type. Y'all want to hear some good news, though? Because we've been talking about a lot of shit. What is it? Man, motherfucking Joe Rogan podcast. Just got a hundred million dollar deal. Shit, salute, niggins. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Anybody to give some money? Thank you. We're trying to get some money. We got to start talking about aliens and shit on here, D.C. For real. Because they got it, nigga. Hey, man, that's how they got to the money. This motherfuckers be talking signs, black holes and shit.
Starting point is 01:20:06 We can get back to the comedy. We got the comedy shit on a lot. We got to start talking about dinosaur bones and bullshit like that. If we ever going to get to this $100 million. Nigger, I'm telling you, I've seen the thing for men in the black movie. What happened? I seen the nigger from the man in the black movie. The roach.
Starting point is 01:20:20 Uh-uh, the nigga who did his little head when he grew big, when he grew that shit about that. He was like, you ain't have to do that. Oh, man. That nigga, yeah. I seen him in real life. What you see him at? At the grocery stop.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Bro, you'd be on some amazing shit. You find somebody by the van yet. Man. Tell the truth. Nicky Jers really be hitting me or just to talk to me, bro. That's that bullshit. You got to find you a buyer. It ain't even me.
Starting point is 01:20:42 That's my manager. Ah, ah, fuck. Niki you're texting me. You ain't texting me. You're texting my melody. They're like, yo, D.C., you ain't gonna never say that van, ugly, man. And I go to their profile, and they be like, profile Jets made minutes ago. I'm like, they're fucking, man.
Starting point is 01:20:56 Yeah. I'm gonna change the color of the van, man. Brough. I got to. Somebody hit me and said their uncle really trying to bat. I'm gonna get away to somebody, man. You said that. What kind of van is?
Starting point is 01:21:06 I'm gonna get away to somebody. It's an Astro. Bying it. Oh, you did not have an Astro van. Why are you selling it? Because that she got to get out my yard. You don't, you're a fucking no one? I mean, I already can turn to turn in.
Starting point is 01:21:17 to an eye cream truck. Why not? Do something with it. Hey, I got to say this for the truth. I got better goals in life than turning a truck to an eye cream truck. I got to say this for the streets, man. The street's really going to be excited. Sell to a show.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Why you plan? So a chef can do a food truck. No, man. You're going to have to rip that shit out and make a whole stove and that bit. Make it a sandwich truck. I would make it an eye truck. Every hustle is a hustle. I'm gonna say an ice cream, nigga.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Come on, bro. What? Eat kid need that 50 cent ice cream. Speaking of ice cream. Nick, Max B is dropping one last project before he get out of prison in 2021. Huh? Max B. Oh, time of New York?
Starting point is 01:21:56 Yeah. Charlie Wingate. Modif. The wavy one. Drop that bit? He gonna do it. Big. Hey, can we turn no light on?
Starting point is 01:22:04 That bitch, a bitch, blind the fuck out of me. Unless I'm just high, fuck. I don't think we're there yet. I think these lights just either on or off. For real? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Lick. Mm-hmm. Horace Grant said he wasn't a snitch. Somebody did snitch though. What you mean? Snitch on all the shit. He was definitely a snitch. He just wasn't the only snitch.
Starting point is 01:22:30 Told the nigga about all the shit he put it in the book. But then somebody had to snitch because there was a recording. A recording has come out of Michael Jordan said he didn't want to play on the dream team. When you can't talk to a motherfucker, the motherfucker, I can't stand that shit. Did you believe Jordan when he said that he didn't say that in the energy? I don't believe shit. Everybody getting their feeling, man. They say what they say, but...
Starting point is 01:22:49 Oh, killing my comment. Intentionally. That ain't really mean that shit. He was at Spond Davis when I was there. Word. He was in his last, last episode. Okay, yeah. I just saw him at Spondivis.
Starting point is 01:22:59 When I was getting my anger around, and I was telling y'all. Getting that goddamn meat. I was... My friends, laugh at the fact that it's crab legs. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna get some crab legs. I'm gonna get some crab leg. This place on Cad Cade, some little seafood right there next to CC. CC.
Starting point is 01:23:17 Where Jackson going? What's on, shop? Jess, Jess, it's great. And next a little season. That she'd be bussed. Jackson woke up like, man, who the fuck playing that sassafone, bro? He got to be seen.
Starting point is 01:23:29 Back to Florida. You gotta take the dog out. Oh, sit, sit, come on. Sit, sit, sit. It's okay, sit, nigger. Sit, I'm learning. I gotta get down there with him. Maybe you want you to get down there with him.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Sit, sit. Sit, sit. Sit, nigger. You in matters and me. There we go. My nigga. Good boy. You gotta have a tree dealing with him when you do that.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Sometimes they had a white folk do it. That's how they do it. Yeah. He'll be liking those shit. Look at them. He's like, hey. Yeah. What my treat that?
Starting point is 01:24:03 In this segment is called Black Men with Animals. Mostly by D.C. Young Flat. DC, is there any puppy advice you would like to give to the people out there? You got to have patience, man. That way, I'm really going to train these motherfuckerker. I got to have patience. I always tried to train my dog when I was young. Had no patience.
Starting point is 01:24:20 That motherfucker don't listen. Fuck them! For the white people who are watching this. I just get mad at that bit don't listen. Come here. Come here. For the white people watching this. This room is well ventilated and we do have a dog bowl that is full of water that is off camera.
Starting point is 01:24:34 These niggie is on. Oh yeah. For all the other people on you. Yeah. Definitely going to teach me patience though. In their right game vibe. Somebody said killer Mike is important part of the course. part of the culture, his leadership and perspective means so much to our community.
Starting point is 01:24:50 We have to protect him. I think he's going to protect himself. That's exactly what he was talking about. We need like them, them street out of it like him, man, out there really talking that shit and doing that shit at the same time. We need some leaders. That's what we really need because we everybody, we got too many people talking to, like just too many different people. And when our people were united, we had a, we had a group. We knew who to go to. Right. And we don't have that now. You know what I'm saying? So we need. need a group to come together and create what the Black Panthers did. Who would be some good black leaders right now?
Starting point is 01:25:23 Nick Cannon. Really? Yes. But our culture is too busy calling him square or corny or, you know what I'm saying? I really like that because we more so, we more so like to embrace and, you know what saying, and live like the gangsters, you know what I'm saying? So if a nigga ain't walk around like gangster, like to be honest, but I look at him as a mogul and And he inspired me, like, with all my business endeavors,
Starting point is 01:25:50 you dig what I'm saying? Even with going back to school, you feel what I'm saying? All that. He would be a great leader for us to have because not only, you know, he's financial. You need money. You know what I'm saying? In order to do anything here, we're going to need to buy some politicians at some point. That's going to have to come to play.
Starting point is 01:26:04 He's going to have to reach the masses. And Nick does that. You know what I'm saying? He reaches the masses. He's educated. He's not just smart. He's educated. And you know what else?
Starting point is 01:26:13 White people trust them, too. Yes. I've seen this white lady. to walk up to Nick hand him a baby and walk the fuck off when we was on tour she just handed him the baby and walked the fuck out i was like i ain't never in my life seeing white people do that shit that's crazy i just feel like we need new leaders we need people that who else um we fuck with nick the long way no most definitely i'd give you a check on that one nick and colinick they just automatic most definitely who else can't just be traditional niggins too we got to
Starting point is 01:26:42 this person right here you'll do it absolutely you be going off on people You have to. Sometimes you got to say shit real. You can't just be soft and pussyfooting I fuck with you because you're down to go to jail about your shit, though. But you know what, but you know what? But you know what we need, though? We really need to get into the judicial system. That's how you, that's what I'm saying. We lack it over there. We can't make any power moves if we don't have anybody in our corner up there. At all. That's what a money coming in. Nobody in our corner in our favor because we still, if you go to like certain town, they got certain sheriffs and certain city court officials.
Starting point is 01:27:16 and certain judges and shit like that cost money that's that time that cost i really i wish we fuck with politicians they could do whatever they want to do with everything else wouldn't that be how we fuck with Gucci like how we fuck the same way we fuck with Gucci i thought you made Gucci main both uh me too you know who the white like nancy Pelosi that we're spending all that money on we should be pulling that money together and spending our politicians like that shit moving for us i thought you made Gucci main and i was like Nancy Pelosi and Gucci made got a lot in common they got a lot of the same mannerisms. They get angry, quick.
Starting point is 01:27:49 They like to cut people off and shit. That's Pelosi be snapping. Oh, Gucci brought. They brought the old Gucci back. That's how she's putting us out. They open at 8 o'clock. Why we got to go for? Because we black.
Starting point is 01:28:03 You see how these white folks treat us? We got to sit there and let these folks do this shit, man. Don't nobody speak up or nothing, man. But this is, man. She just like I don't make the room. She don't make the room, man. What fuck that crap a bitch. That's how fucking up,
Starting point is 01:28:16 Quarantine is right now. Yeah, yeah. He's got him out of character. You got him out of character. He's trying to get him out of character. Yeah. He's trying to go crazy. That nigga been smiling for four years straight.
Starting point is 01:28:24 Yes. He even smiling, happy as ever. And they ain't got him out of character. Mm. Yeah. I got to ask y'all this black people. Have white women always been this fucking annoying? Who?
Starting point is 01:28:37 Or is it like white women? Yeah. They cool. I think that it's more, now they're more comfortable being. A lot of them was too afraid to do. to do the shit they're doing now. Now they're gonna say they're doing that shit because they feel like I we really have a privilege.
Starting point is 01:28:53 That's why like when you see the motherfuckold be on the phone like, I'm white and you ain't never see nobody get on the phone like I'm an African American pull up someone's right here. I'm an African American. Like that matters so much. Like we're not comfortable like pull up I'm an African American and I need for you to pull up now.
Starting point is 01:29:09 Like you're saying this on the phone like I'm white and so you know they're trying to come for your rescue my man. That shit would be fun. I wish I had a sketch show sometimes because that would be funny. You know how they show like them, them like police show, where people call in,
Starting point is 01:29:22 it'd be the white lady, call 911. 911, what's your mercy? Yes, there's, what this is black man walking around my neck, man, what if it was a black show like that? It'd be some snitch head, hello. Hello? Yeah, it's a white man in a work truck down the street.
Starting point is 01:29:38 He's been parked down there since 2 o'clock. It's just look out of place in the neighborhood. It's a lot of drugs. and pimps and shit over here. It's just... This white man making me nervous. Could y'all send a unit over here? I mean, it's a unit over here, but could you tell them to walk over there about where that white man?
Starting point is 01:29:53 Oh, you're black, sir? Uh, yeah, I'm black. Hello. Oh, we'll be right on there. Yeah, man. That's fucking crazy. And you know the fuck the up part about that shit, isn't it? That's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 01:30:03 And you know the fucked up part about that shit, isn't it? The Birdwatcher dude. There is an African-American man. I am in second park. He is recording me and threading myself and my dog. my dog. If you have been on social media today, you have likely seen this. A Central Park confrontation went viral netting more than 25 million views in it. A white woman appears to call police accusing a black man of threatening her after he asked her to put her dog on a leash.
Starting point is 01:30:30 The only part that got that lady in trouble was she grabbed the goddamn dog, right? Man, that dog, damn that dog was. And the dog really would tell her, I believe that, nigger, alone. Let's stop at this. Liddle-la-la-la-l-la-l-l-la-l. You're going to be choking at me. Put me on a leash. That dog wasn't on a leash so bad.
Starting point is 01:30:49 At one point, he slammed the dog, turned them over. The leash was twirling. She had him by the choke or wasn't like this, and kept twirling around. It was just getting tighter and tighter. I was, at one point, the dog looked at the lady. It was like, bitch, he right. Put the leash on. That's what he kept doing.
Starting point is 01:31:06 He was trying to do his neck. Oh, man. See? The dog know he's supposed to have the shit on. Tray that. Ooh, I got a dober, man. That's what's up, man. Y'all.
Starting point is 01:31:20 Y'all have been some dope-ass people in here tonight. I hope you know that. I got to keep it cold clean, man. Go ahead and crack an end on it. You got to make sure you keep us updated on your progress with this dog, do you see? You got to keep us updated on this dog. Oh, yeah. We want to watch his progress.
Starting point is 01:31:37 Rub it through his skin, make sure. Keep that coat nice and shiny. All feet. Look how big feet are. Wait till that boy get big. Yeah. That's what we're doing during this quarantine. We are taking care of the community.
Starting point is 01:31:51 Revolutionary shit. Do you see anything you want to lead these people with tonight? Shit, man. Stay preyed up, man. Don't let this shit get to you, big dog. You dig what I'm saying? Right. Think about what brother Orris Mays would do.
Starting point is 01:32:04 I'm telling you. What would he do? you would tell you, you got to be ready to get ready in order to be ready. Mm-hmm. Because when you've already ready, you ain't got to get ready. You know what?
Starting point is 01:32:19 Why? Because you already ready. Because you was ready to begin with. That means you was ready from the start. That means you started getting ready. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Now, see, to be standing in the presence of them is to be walking in the greatness.
Starting point is 01:32:35 Now see, you can't put your own. other foot by your other foot until you stand up straight and look yourself in the face see the first person who got to believe your lie is you now see all it take is for two people to believe a lie guess what that make it what the truth uh-huh you did you believe what you want to but you should start believing in yourself like you believe everything else I don't know where your little friend going I don't know where he's headed to chew on something hell yeah that's what exactly what or is amazed me tell him miko yeah i already did god damn it um where can they find you
Starting point is 01:33:12 quick somebody gonna want to follow you i'm on instagram i got kicked off twitter about uh four years ago for what for threatening a media person why i told them i was gonna spit on when i see him and that that's like you see you should have just did it i i wasn't even going to do it i just said it because he was saying shit to me and so they he cried to twitter police and everything so they kick me off. No, see, we can't leave without talking about some of this shit now. Because you, a lot of these things that you've been accused of, you don't really get to speak on.
Starting point is 01:33:45 I don't. You know? How do you find yourself in such hot water? Being a black woman and being, you know, having an opinion. And, you know, I'm in the industry that, you know, men dominate, which is, you know, most industries, but sports industry is the main one that is so egotistical that just being a woman having an opinion and being right. right and proving other niggas wrong like they hate you for that shit they're supposed to
Starting point is 01:34:11 yeah and so i've been talking my shit doing what i need to do for my for my family so we can come up you know i manage my husband right they didn't like how i managed my husband how i handle billionaires oh shit and so yeah you can't you can't be calling billionaires crackers and shit yes i can these niggas call us all type of shit behind our back whoa shit so they try to you know treat treat you like they don't need you and I have to let him know this is what the price is if you're trying to sign my nigga like you can't be out here being
Starting point is 01:34:42 you can't be out here being disrespectful trying to bully him into no contract no we ain't appreciate you for being for some reason I feel like you said those exact words for some reason I appreciate you for being strong and standing the fuck up man because sometimes niggas be need that you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:34:58 that that strong woman on that your queen is your best piece you talk that shit because somebody Yes, I sure do. Somebody need to hear it. Keep on. Gonna fucking play chess.
Starting point is 01:35:09 See, I knew the spirit was in here as soon as I brought up brother Orris Mays. She played chess. I was gonna wrap it up, but then you got the moving in the spirit and you started telling me about the greatness of the blackness. We get our script from y'all. That would be trying to tell them. Yeah, so I just, you know, I just decided to, you know, I'm gonna go at these things. I'm gonna do what I feel like they do to us, you know?
Starting point is 01:35:30 And so I just challenged a couple things. I just, you know, kept asking for more things and, you know, whenever shit wasn't going right for them, they, you know, in the NFL, what people have to understand is they control the media. The players don't have a voice like the NBA. Them niggas can say whatever they want in the NBA, y'all see it. They out here saying, I can't breathe, and Black Lives Matter, you ain't fin to see no NFL niggas saying that.
Starting point is 01:35:54 They get rid of them, you know? And so what happens is even in negotiations, if something is not right, you know, but they're not, and they'll put out some bad press about these niggas it ain't even true but they can't even say nothing for the fear of getting cut or you know losing their job see they're trying to interrupt this broadcast dirty motherfuckus there's a white man doing that you know it's probably just a chick of the cord my nigga the cord but yeah so I was one of those wives that put that out there right you know what I'm saying I'm letting you know what they're trying to do to my man and I'm not having it talking shit you know
Starting point is 01:36:32 And so when I put it out there, and then they try to say, oh, no team is going to sign her husband because she did this. They didn't even know I was already negotiating his next deal for $16.5 million. Stop playing. While they putting in the media that nobody won't even talk to him, I didn't already negotiate it down to two people, to two teams. But they want to make the fans think, oh, since she spoke up like that, his career is over. So other people can be scared? Yeah, scared to do it. But what they don't know is that's a goddamn lie, you know?
Starting point is 01:37:04 And so sometimes you got to bet on yourself. Sometimes you got to know, like, no, you're not going to bully me. That's what I like this. Look at this. You got to bet on yourself. You got to stand up to these bullies sometimes, demand what you work. And in the NFL, they don't do that. They are so scared.
Starting point is 01:37:20 That's why they don't have guaranteed contracts like the NBA. That's why they should have just fucked up because they don't stand up for themselves. You know? And every time somebody do is, I always. penalty or something you can see what happened in Kaepernick yeah you know what they try to black body shit out of him yeah so it's just they scared you know I'm saying so so when I came in it was like holy shit we got to bury her and call her the worst thing in the world she's this she's that just trying to bury me
Starting point is 01:37:47 but what they was really trying to bury that's a strong black woman standing up and ride for her family and doing what she got to do and keeping it real you know I had a whole radio show they they arrested me so I get fired from my radio show I was doing radio like yes I was doing radio for five years. I had a radio show here in Atlanta with Dennis Scott, 3D after dark. And then my husband got signed by the Dolphins, went out there, got another radio job. But they didn't like Atlanta, they weren't tripping. The Falcons wasn't tripping. They was letting me, you know what I'm saying, say whatever I want to say. But in Miami, they
Starting point is 01:38:19 was like, yo, she can't be telling the truth on the radio. You know, their fans were more invested out there than the fans here, you know? They listen to everything you say. And so when you start speaking that real shit, they shut you down. They want to make you look bad. No, no. Tell me. Tell me about it. Oh, Lord, tell me about it. All I do is get on here and tell the truth, and they're mad at me.
Starting point is 01:38:46 They say, I'd be hating on the gay community and everything. Oh, Lord. And you know what? That is a goddamn lie. Because I don't give a shit who you have sex with. Get it? I don't give a shit. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:39:03 Yeah, it's just, you know, I feel sorry for y'all as comedians because I'm saying, y'all art is to make people laugh and to be funny. Everything is funny. Everything is funny. We got to laugh at eye pain, everybody laughing at him. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You can't just silence for one group of people just because they feel in terms. I mean, you got to silence this joke and silence that joke and silence that joke, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, just don't do jokes, period.
Starting point is 01:39:28 That's exactly what they want to get to. People want, you know, whatever. I thought the whole point of the shit was to make fun. We make fun of shit. Yeah. We take shit that's not normally fun and make fun of it. You've been depressing about being fat. Watch us make you laugh for five minutes so you can forget about all this fucked up shit that you've been having to deal with.
Starting point is 01:39:51 Like, this used to be the escape. Now this shit is the scapegoat. Nope. It's not really that. It just, they desensitized shit and we entertain the whiners. Yep. We make them matter. We give them power when we acknowledge the,
Starting point is 01:40:13 why are you saying that? If we say, shut your bitch ass up. That's what I do. Because you remember a nigga used to be scared to talk at one point of time if you wasn't a certain type of person. You feel what I'm saying? Even walking in school and shit. Hey, hey, hey, you don't want all that attention, like, what you got to say? You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:40:34 It was a certain type of aura. See, now we're in this social media type where he's motherfuckers say whatever. You're like, who the fuck are you talking to? Yeah. So it's like, the morals of talking out, the whiners are just whining. They got their own little gay. They just whining. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:53 It's just whining. I call it fake outrage. That's just whining. They don't really care. They just mad. And if they could kill your career because they're miserable with their own life, then they would love to do that. A comment has no voice, but we made comments a voice. So when they make a comment, they feel like, oh, we got a thousand, like, ooh, that means a thousand people see my comment.
Starting point is 01:41:20 Weirdos. Don't give a fuck. Bro, I said this joke. I'll punch with your eyes. Some bullshit. You know how you just do a bull. shit joke like what do you call right a lady with no ears what's like what like you don't you text it right and then there's smile like hey man that joke you do
Starting point is 01:41:39 about the people no ears just fucked up I was like they never gonna hear it like how you gonna be mad he was there mad about this shit mad for no reason you gonna sign it to him how they're gonna write it down I'm gonna give the fuck I swear everything I swear whatever I do not give a fuck that why when some people come to my show They just hope they don't have to go peeve Because then that's what y'all used to because I don't want to see you like I don't want to acknowledge you That's the best part of the show like that's the funnest shit ever like if I'm the best part And I remember a nigga walked right a nigga he was a crippling he walked and he got over they were like ooh
Starting point is 01:42:21 And I was like what the fuck y'all they're like they're gonna see I get the nigga went to the bathroom I'm like, all right. So now I'm anticipating on the nigger to come back. Man, the niggie came back, shouted so the nigger had a little, a little walk to her. So you know what I'm saying? So it's like, I see the walk, and they're like, what are you going to say about the walk? You feel me? I'm like, I ain't going to embarrass him.
Starting point is 01:42:42 But you got to. No, not really. I'm going to make fun of like, all right, nigg, if you get up again. Okay, then you guys. I'm going to smash your ass, but I'm going to spay you. On the one, you let them have it. I hope that better be the last time. last time you better pee niggins why get up and walk again i'm gonna tell your ass up that's the
Starting point is 01:42:59 best part of the show to me and he was alcoholic yes he made me feel bad but this nigga get drunk how y'all find the most weirdest most rare this what people don't understand about the comedy show i love comedy they don't get this especially in the comedy club you think because you in the back you say oh yeah how do y'all be fine the niggas in the back is the most easiest niggas I'm not even gonna tell y'all this niggas in the back better not say shit That's the funny thing about the comedy show, though. Anybody can get it. Anybody in the room.
Starting point is 01:43:29 You can be normal as a motherfucker. But if you make- Anybody. Won't you see them, they get it. They bring it out the food slow, what, what? You never know who might catch it. What? My security got it one day.
Starting point is 01:43:42 He was so ready to be my security. He's out here. He's so on stage. I'm like, man, get your strong ass, ready to do the job, as move. He's just being strong for the, for no reason he about four five jokes in and tow his ass up so you never know it's fun i ain't i
Starting point is 01:44:02 ain't seen a live show every time i look at the schedule i i can't ever do it and then i got a son you know what i'm saying and you gotta be a mother you gotta be a hell of all that shit yeah i've been wanting to catch it but you know at our show you bring your kids to the show i heard y'all got a show in rhode island is that come is that real i don't know we got to know if they open back up Miami Improv is back open. I don't know what the fuck we got going on. What y'all doing, man? We do a YouTube video.
Starting point is 01:44:29 I can't wait to get back and talk some more shit. I got so much shit to talk. Yeah, any five, YouTube videos. I need to be live. I need to experience it because I, when I, it's not the same. Listen, it's not the same. Hey, nothing like Ryan on somebody's schooler. Y'all be doing the most.
Starting point is 01:44:46 That's the little shit. I just be like, bro, man, work doing what the fuck I want to do. Listen to this shit. This motherfucker is. Or I'm on somebody's scooter, bro. And she's having the time of her life. The best thing about it is it's another girl with another scooter. That can't wait to do that.
Starting point is 01:45:03 Who's going to try to one-up their scooter ride? Oh, it's going to battle. I hope her shit on supercharged. She just got a new school. If she hop up on a willie on me. I want that bitch is going to be scared. You know the fuck we have no training with her. So when they go back, the bitch he catch that yet.
Starting point is 01:45:20 Yeah, they do. It catches me like, it's like a bounceback. That's not a training wheels. He's called a training wheel. They'll turn around and hit that belly back. So you're on fall. Yeah, come here. It's a willy ball so you can hit the wheelie.
Starting point is 01:45:37 So you can do tricks in that bit. For real, bro. Don't think we turned around and that motherfucker like, they're dead. Like, hold up, watch out now. Hold up. Hold up. Come on. You'd be playing, bro.
Starting point is 01:45:53 He don't give a shit what do you say. But anyways. And he knows everybody watching this goddamn show. Hey, man, how you fuck? I don't care. I know, right? But look, I can be found on Instagram. I'm heavy on Instagram.
Starting point is 01:46:05 Talk your shit. Shut your shit. That's the Instagram. I do a little bit of Snapchat and I got a YouTube channel at IHeartMiko. What you're talking about on YouTube? It's mostly any interviews that I do, but also my podcast is on there
Starting point is 01:46:20 on video. I have video. It's also on audio on SoundCloud, Spotify, iTunes, Google Play. So it's mostly sports, but a little bit of bullshit. Talk your shit. When women know about sports, that shit is beautiful. Hell yeah. So you...
Starting point is 01:46:36 I know about sports, but I need for you to need to snatch you a baller. Yeah. I snatched a ball and... You didn't snatch a baller? He snatched me. Oh, I was... You're deprived? Yes. You just flexed on us on the low, That was she just did. Did you catch shit?
Starting point is 01:46:50 That was she just did. Yeah, yeah. Snatched her, you dig what I'm saying? Word. Yeah, he won. That's what I'm saying? Talk to shit. You got to.
Starting point is 01:46:58 Especially in the quarantine. This might be the last thing you really get to talk a lot of shit like this for you. Quarantine. I'm so ready for this shit to be over with. You really get to know people and doing the quarantine. This shit really been therapy for me. If it wasn't for this show, I probably would have went all the way crazy. Because the world falling apart.
Starting point is 01:47:14 Every day we wake up, it's some new bullshit. Did you see that TikTok where they were showing? on you y'all the bugs this and strawberries i don't know if this shit was a prank or what but i i ain't look that strawberries the same for two weeks ladies and gentlemen i have some beautiful big robust juicy strawberries and all i do is like rinse them off right but everybody on tic-tok be washing them with salt so let's see if there's any creepy crawlies in this bit i don't have salt with the chick with the umbrella so sorry i'm see some himalay and salt I told you they're fat.
Starting point is 01:47:49 Oh, they look so good. Wait, I love. The water already looking a little bit of musty, but I'll wait a little bit and then I'll come back. Shut the fuck, I see a bug already! I know y'all see that. That's another one. That shit's hiky gross.
Starting point is 01:48:10 She got me fucked up. Yeah, it had me a little buzz down. I ain't see that shit. Everything got me fucked up. Everything got bugs in these days. You don't take care of my shit. I'm telling if you ain't growing your own shit. Don't take care of nothing.
Starting point is 01:48:21 I'm telling you, bro. I got a garden. I see bugs on eye shit. Shout out the Uber Eats been holding it down. That's how you look at house. What you say? Uber Eats. I ain't trustin them,
Starting point is 01:48:32 you trustin' them, you trust a scranging with your food. You been going to get your own shit. You be like, nigga, hon, come get your shit. You be holding your shit out of the bad, out of the window like this. No, leave my shit.
Starting point is 01:48:46 No, leave my shit. I said, I'm come to get it. Uber eat, that shit was raining. A nigga caught me. He'd be like, come get you for a shit. He's like, nigga's come to the dog. He's like, nigga, you're like, I brought your food here. You don't have to.
Starting point is 01:49:05 Burr, what do you say? You've been reading. What you've been reading, bro? I've been reading like little spiritual books and, you know what I'm saying. Mental, motivational books. Yeah, yeah. Getting your life, dude. I'm still practicing on my concentration, though,
Starting point is 01:49:16 because I'd be reading. and be like, fuck this book, man. The hardest part about reading them self-help books and they tell you all the shit you already know, you just don't be fucking doing it. Right. Like you to read this whole book, like, when they gonna tell me some shit I don't know?
Starting point is 01:49:31 Um, Ted, I'd be wanna read the shit that I wanna be like every page, like damn, I wanna keep reading this book. Like, oh, I still be looking at how, like how many pages in the chapter and shit? I'd be like, I got like, 10 pages, I can get through this chapter, okay, I feel like somebody, you know. A lot of people don't.
Starting point is 01:49:47 reading them self-help books let you know let you know exactly how fucked up you are you'd be reading them like when you start agreeing with bullshit like simple-ass shit that's how you know you've been really off your shit like you turn to that bitch make your bed up okay yeah now they're talking about something right here make your bed up shit that's true the motherfucker I'm telling you yeah yeah yeah start your day off clean exactly you feel me you feel me you feel me I ain't been fucking with the breakfast shit you know what I'm gonna read though yeah yeah Yeah, I've been reading and then making sure I'm noting the books. So even when I go back and reread them, I don't just reread, I already don't know that shit.
Starting point is 01:50:26 So I'm just really going back. And you know what else is important is when you finish your book and you write notes and stuff like that, leave closest, you should always give a book to somebody else. Man, hell no. No, I ain't in that stage to give them a book away. No, I mean, once you're done with it, you should pass it alone. Yeah, but I still need that book because I put notes in words and words. Hey, bruh, I need that book.
Starting point is 01:50:50 Well, maybe they can borrow it. No, I can tell you to get this book. Bruh, because when I make notes, it's like Einstein, once you start reading this shit, I'm going to have like a library of this shit. You feel what I'm saying? Like, all the books that I read and I can go back and reference some shit off of just, you know what I'm saying? If I could go pick this book up, I already made notes and words and shit,
Starting point is 01:51:10 I just want to read, you know what I'm saying, go back and relearn like, I knew I had that, okay. You see what I'm saying? It's a note. I'm just looking at more of the blessing. I can, I can damn show deliver the messaging and then tell a nigga, boy, I'll go get this book. You feel me?
Starting point is 01:51:27 I'm not going to keep the knowledge away from a nigga, but I still. Your notes could be important to somebody else read. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm going to give it to him, but I ain't going to get it to actual. Okay. Man, that nigger just be talking.
Starting point is 01:51:39 That nigger gave away. Every goddamn thing. Hey, I know. Who ain't nobody ever gave me. No, soon as a fan come up. They'll tell me to get a book. Soon as a fan come up and ask. him he gonna be like hell no I ain't gonna walk off they gonna come back and get that
Starting point is 01:51:52 shit I'm not gonna be able to do that because I'm not done with it yeah I said once you done right I can't I'm still making notes I ain't I don't quite know this motherfucking book just yet hey hey you gonna blow your ass say hey man come here talk to me scooby-doo there you go look good dog what this feet oh why talk your shit shit oh I talking shit oh hey man we're We gotta wrap this shit up. Miko, we appreciate you stopping through the trap house and shit. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:52:22 Marley gay proud of you. Look, y'all. Good boy. You're proud of me. Yeah, man. Good boy. Thanks y'all for having me, man. This was fun.
Starting point is 01:52:30 This was fun to be on this couch after watching it. Hey, man. I know y'all hate being on this couch, but hell, we go with this couch, man. I'm just saying y'all want to get on tour and get out. Mama gang. Yeah, we definitely. Yeah, shout out Mama Gang.
Starting point is 01:52:44 You all know Mama Gang? Uh-uh. This is a Brittany's clothing. line. Who this? Which Britney? Nick Cannon, baby mama, golden. Oh, for real? That's why it's golden. Uh, she, yeah, but yeah, this is her clothing line. We don't know. We didn't get in, we don't, we don't, we don't hang with Nick like that, like that. No, no, no, he's going to be like, hey, low, didn't my baby, mom. No, he don't promote it. No, he don't promote it. Right, but if he see it on here, they're like, we don't know, like, we don't know, we didn't, this is me.
Starting point is 01:53:11 Right. Right. This is me. This is me. We didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, this is me. No thing we tried to back though, you didn't promote you. Right, nah, no, me and br- Now we're glad to blur this out, though. No, fuck it off. I knew her before she was his baby mama. Oh, man. Yeah, we was friends before that.
Starting point is 01:53:29 So, yeah. Well, you see how your baby mama gonna find a way it on, I've been trying. Oh, my. She's been my friend before Nick. We've been cool. We've been cool. It's just a small world. Yeah, she's just, she just having to have a baby with it.
Starting point is 01:53:41 With a nigga my sister worked with. Ain't that shit crazy? Yeah. Because we work with the niggas that work with the, that's crazy. The other half, man. Yeah, oh, yeah. The two degrees of separation, have been separated by one. All right, man, this is the 85 South Show.
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Starting point is 01:55:15 So let's read some comments. We're like, we're two episodes in, right? We're gonna be going into our third episode. So it says, uh, salute to y'all brothers, y'all taking this to another level, giving the black community, hope and inspiration, God bless y'all. Shout out to the Bayou boy.
Starting point is 01:55:33 Oh, he eating candy and shit. Wait a minute. That dog stole my candy in my pocket, man, what the fuck? Yo, he is a bad. He's a bad dog, bro. Uh, okay. Really excited for this episode, Trans Lee is one of my favorite artists dude, this highly underrated Alabama stand-up. Big salute to Trans-Lee, man.
Starting point is 01:55:53 He had a very dope episode. Matter of fact, check this comment out, Migo. A nigger named Zeke said, people, he said, people sleeping on Trans Lee. My girlfriend ain't like this. Now she's single. Zeke is a cold nigger. Transleet. Oh, have you seen the-
Starting point is 01:56:12 Looking for a woman that listen. Have you seen Emmanuel Hudson? Yes. Yeah, he was looking for a woman that listened. That's why Marvin Gay started making their face. I know y'all flamed him. I was hollering laughing. I said, you know, he was just on the wrong platform and we talk about that.
Starting point is 01:56:25 Where is he ever going to find a black woman that listen? You don't just say it out loud, though. That's what I'm saying. You have to manifest that type of shit. It's not. That's what I was trying to get them to understand that it's not built in. It's not like he's going to meet her. And one of her qualities is she's a good listener.
Starting point is 01:56:41 No, that's never going to happen. Just let that manifest, don't say it out loud. He got what he deserved. Y'all flamed it. You wouldn't even let him finish. I was like, Lord. I couldn't. That shit ticked me too bad.
Starting point is 01:56:53 Yeah. Somebody said they was feeling me in Chico, blues, comedy, freestyle, side to keep that part of the segment. That ain't never been done before. These were really putting paint wet. Hey! Ah.
Starting point is 01:57:05 Okay. It says, I've been waiting to see Translead Live again. He don't get enough recognition. That's because people don't be wanting show love what they need to and he's a dope as artists and then we have you got to do something you know for the masses to like you before people just respect it's like people don't have their own brains right but see this is what exactly why we wanted to open up our platform and expose people to some of the things that we like you get what I'm saying it's not necessarily
Starting point is 01:57:34 nothing but that just a set of vibe if you're chilling at the crib you might be cleaning up the living room you know what I'm saying to introduce you to some artists you may or may not not have heard in the platform that you haven't heard it in you know what i'm saying it's like not only are they dope over there but they're dope everywhere and that's what 80 vibes is all about it's about setting the tempo and letting people know yeah somebody said that they was really feeling that catch that wave vibe that trans lee brought to the show make sure you stay tuned we got plenty 80 vibes coming to you live we out that's a high that's a high that's a high High Faf because I'm high.
Starting point is 01:58:15 Yo, he got scared. LaVar, you still in here? Come on, man. Give us out. Give me a baby. He gonna do the joint? Come here. What's up, Fooley?
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