The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Extended New York Undercover ft. Leonard Ouzts | Ep. 74
Episode Date: March 31, 2017The crew is in NY for Wild N Out. Lous, Big Baby and 85 South Show family Leonard Ouzts took the time out in our New York trap to do what we do best. #85SouthShow #ThisPodcastIsFor Learn more about y...our ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shit might be said
They might hit you up under the skin
and it might be a low blow
But guess what? It's funny as fuck though
We got
Today's in the building
Say what, say what, say what, say what
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All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio
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With your stanking ass
You gonna be in New Year's in church
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Now you gotta
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You gonna be
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With your stagin' ass
And you ain't gonna
have no fucking jaw
With your stagin' ass
You don't
Fucking these shit
Fucking these holes on the loo
Niggas talking about
Them niggum fun to hang
with that shit
But that's what
I'll fuck your bitch
And I'll pay that rent
And anytime she called me
She gonna get off on these dicks
Now ain't
Tellin where you might see me
I'm posted in the Aid
But I might jump on the plane
in Palais Vu or Lefonte because my no los
I got the jokes I'm everywhere
You see me with it
I'm out of Africa
I'm telling jokes in different cities
Nigger went to Germany and felt some different
Tities
Hey
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different titty
Hey hell
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different tits
I say they're small and they round
But felt some different
Titty! Hey!
I like smoking weed
I like it and hot
I make bitches mad like B.C. Young
Like,
Bitch is walking out
Bitches
Pulling up
I'll apologize
But they say
I don't give up
I'm crazy man
I don't give up for I'm crazy man
I don't give up
I'm crazy man
Give me some of that pussy
baby
Give me some of that pussy girl
Quit being stinging
Now give me some of that pussy
You got enough to share
I won't tell nobody
Because I know they do not care
Give me some of that pussy
Give me some of that pussy girl
You don't know these folks we know
You don't know these folks we know all types of
You don't know these folks we know all types of
You don't know these folks we know some months
We know some monster.
We're gonna kill that shit for a hot little check.
Yeah, yeah, what we're looking like, man?
We're looking alright?
I wonder what I said.
I want to where I can save my live on this.
You might have by, I'm jelling right.
Change the couch 90 degrees and I shoot this way.
Like my jellin?
Yeah, I turn the couch kind of this way and then I'll shoot, I'll put the camera up here and I'll close these doors.
Yeah, I'll get a little depth.
It'll look a little better.
Look way better.
I saw that look.
That was just like, yeah, but long as I don't got to move it.
Yeah, you don't have to move it.
You want to just move over here and it used to suit that way?
That would just sit across like that.
That's better?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's point that up.
That's a hot radiator.
Bitch ain't never hot when you want it to be.
What my drink go?
That's mine?
Hit me my shit.
You might hand me my drive, no, and do it as well, bro.
Eighty-five.
I heard we were rolling
Welcome back to the 85 South show
This is going to be our extended New York
Undercover
Unofficial podcast series
Where'd the mother be
While we're on location in New York
We got a real trapped out vibe today
You know it reminiscent of the traphouse
days uh shout out to my 85 south show family i'm in here today with him of course big baby
what's happening 85 look listen i said this earlier the 85 south show don't jump in the 95
north in the kane of leoogne we up here bro we don't got on the highway bro and we got the
you know what we're making the brand new true we don't know it is the host with the most
on the 85 live show man i'm kicking it with my cousin in this bitch today who's your cousin
Man, I mean, my motherfucker
My real nigga pot in the head
The minute, what's up, man?
What's going on?
Man, introduce yourself
to the 8-5s out.
If you don't know, you need to know.
Lennon who's from Virginia, just to pick.
Ah, you far around the way!
Huh, yeah, and it's time.
Shout out for some time.
Linger's going to see your last name
and they're going to fuck it up.
Say it one more time for them.
O-U-Z-T-S.
We got to talk about it.
How are you a nigga with a German last name?
Hey, they used to own everybody, no.
Yeah, me.
The Germans?
What?
They white.
So you're trying to say you like the Volkswagen of niggins.
Hey, bro.
Hey, I'm an automaer.
You were jealous.
You were jealous.
I'm my ottomere.
I heard one of them represent.
I'm an autumn ear.
You're an Ottoman.
I'm an Ottoman.
That's German?
No, I don't know, bro.
I ain't even bad spanish.
Niggas, you could tell that shit too expensive,
because niggas can't even pronounce the last part.
They don't even try.
The ottomere.
No, it's a whole last part of that that niggas don't even say.
even say you start with a P you know yeah see exactly I never heard anything
say pink jure or some shit I we all been saying it wrong for you but shout out to
them people with them expensive bads and watch what's had it I still fuck with G-shock
and this the best the G-shop 3230 is the best fucking motto that they ever made
you don't have to do shit bro I'm that's a free plug I don't bought this Y 6th time
I got a G-shot I wanted a G-shot I just got fat wrist so they ain't got an extra
If you come out with a stretch bag.
Let's talk about that, y'all.
Let's talk about that.
I can't relate.
You can't relate.
Most of the shit I've got to ask a big.
But H&M, you got to get a big time.
You've got to get on 85 South Shore and request some shit like H&M closed.
We don't even forward with H&M.
I believe it got to, but they at least have us as an option.
No, man.
What shit, think of Jimmy Jazz?
They're doing you a face.
Jimmy Jazz, nigga, your threax ain't no real three acts.
I want to wear a real three acts.
Bro, you can't be out here with this feminine-ass fabric on, bro.
Not saying to this, he ain't wrong with that.
But, brother, the part of the country that you from?
Hell no, dude.
Bro, your granddad and every goddamn fool you come in the house.
What a soft-ad little colorful jacket, man.
Yeah, my granddaughter named Willie, so you know he'll be smart.
I think a lot of niggins be forgetting about...
My brand-in-name what?
My brother-in-in-what.
My daddy-in-in-willed.
A lot of niggins be forgetting about their granddad and
what the granddaddy went through man you gotta keep in mind you represent the whole generation
out here you can't just jump out here and fuck up the oops last name they ain't gonna hit that last
name unless you journal there's a lot of pressure like right yeah that was a joke we were just on't
by some journalists oh oh oh oh oh yeah that's not what he said oh that's not what he said but we live on the
on the IG as well.
But he represents, he represented part of the, you know what I'm saying, real nigger
country and we don't get the, we don't know a lot of niggas out of it.
Not that we don't know a lot of niggas, it's just that shit in the south of this
kind of far.
You represent VA, man.
Shout out to VIII.
Shots out Virginia, man.
Shout South Virginia, man.
One state above North Carolina.
South 5, 7, baby.
Greenbriott Battlefield.
That's that Petersburg area, ain't it?
No, Pittsburgh, no.
Shout to Virginia State.
I would trap out of VSU 4 years.
Oh, OK, BCCU?
HBCU?
You?
Yeah.
On some real, niggins shit.
Yeah.
The 85% show, we got a strong reputation to bring a guest loan that it represents HBC.
Virginia State, baby, 804.
Hey, from 75, from the 75-7 to the 804, baby, you know what I mean?
I've ripped the whole VA down.
Yeah.
Well, what is it like coming up through VA, my nigga?
I gotta get a little background, like, I know, but, you know, what I'm gonna keep with us.
I'm gonna keep with a thuds.
The motherfuckers hated me.
What?
They hated you in VA.
They hated me in VA.
Why?
Why?
got it faster than they did like i understood comedy fast i understood how to make me really laugh
fast because i studied it what made you fuck around and ended in new york you got no tell that
story of how you started comedy remember we were shopping up first of all we did joking off together
you know what i'm saying about the joke my brother was up my brother was on there as a writer
and i was motivated my brother every day what i tell you i said hey bro see MTV was i had just i
had just had like my own little script deal with MTV, my own little deal for a show.
They didn't buy it or whatever.
They were like, but we know you finally want to see if you could do something.
So it was like, well, we got this new show joking off.
We just took from MTV too.
We put it on MTV, want to give you a shot.
The whole first week of film, they ain't put me on nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
They put me on the first episode on Monday.
Before the episode was over, like we still filming my agent emailing me like, yeah,
they put you on three more episodes.
Because I go get it.
Go get it.
I go get it.
Just like Waldenham.
Lord, you know, a little something crazy happened.
Hey, hey, they was like, you want to win an audition?
I was like, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
I went an audition for that, my mother, and now we're here.
We're here again.
And as soon as I filmed my first episode, I got a shirt from Norfolk State, Virginia State, Virginia Union,
take that picture on State.
Let me know.
Hey, you got them.
I got them.
Hey, listen, man.
I got them.
It's not like homies that rep their state or where they're from, y'all.
Everybody go.
Okay, well, we got to ask because this is the 85 South show.
What the hood chicks like in VA?
Hood chicks, man, they love?
I feel like they're super ratchet and shit.
What's some ratchet-ass shit you've seen over a chick house in VA?
Naked, you ain't never seen a gray yard of bottles
to you've seen a whole bunch of aristocrat bottles.
First of all, you fucking up, fucking with chicks that drink aristocrat bottle.
You just said a lot about yourself then.
No, no, no, no, no.
See.
They didn't drink his left.
They said it not his bitch.
That let me know
that you're meeting chicks
at all type of wing spots
and parking rights.
Check cash in places.
I meet the more I bet,
nigga.
You fucking would a chick
that drink aristocrat vodka.
This is the 85 South show.
85% of the women
who watch our show
that fuck with us,
that got the hoodie,
prefer brown liquor.
We did a survey.
This part is,
this is true.
We go out.
This part is,
The podcast right here is for all the women that ever took the condom off.
They let a nigger know that you was fucking wasn't alone with.
That you trust.
Right.
It's all about trust when she gets you to that point.
This podcast is for, it's for them girls, you'd be like, where you want me to come in?
And she'd say anywhere.
Just don't get it in my hair.
Come on, boy.
Boy, you're saying something right.
You say, hey, I feel like as a grown man, as a girl man, it's slick your responsibility not to get none in her hair.
I feel like that's just doing your part.
That's how I feel.
It's got to be respectful.
It's all about respect, man.
She's sharing that puzzle with you.
You got to be respectful.
He got to be at least a little respectful.
Okay, man.
Shut down, redwood at one time, ma'am.
This might sound kind of crazy, but I was on some social media shit, right?
Right.
I saw this shit where it was like Mary J. Blige and her husband getting a divorce, right?
Is that a name, Mary J. Blige?
Blige. Blige.
Blige.
Blige.
Blige.
Blige.
Blige.
Blige.
You're talking about this and man.
You're talking about that Mary?
I remember.
Are you talking about the Mary with the kick?
All that.
I'm talking about that.
Way to a sale there.
I'm talking about what your lover and your secretary.
Ah!
Was your lover in your secretary?
Hey, I think she should make that a trap song.
She did that point.
She did.
What's your lover and your secretary?
Trap.
Trap.
What's your lover and your secretary?
But trap.
But trap.
What trap?
She pushed that one.
She was your...
She was your...
She was your lover in your secretary.
Rolling up all of the week.
Hey!
Hey!
She already know that I had about two or three more holes.
But she was still fucking with me.
Eleven years.
I've been fucking this bitch.
And I've been fucking this bitch.
And I always been humming.
He's been her man on the side
His business start tripping
Thought we were together
I should have quit fucking a long time ago
I'm not chog guy
Bitch, I'm not your guy
Bitch, I'm the nigger
On the side
Yes, yes
That I'm not chogad
I'm not chogad
I'm that nigger
Just fucking on the side
Let me tell you what I did when I get Auntie Married.
She had that money in her pockets, what I do mean vary.
Oh my.
She was married the whole time she's about to leave her, nigger.
He said he need a hundred grand.
Them, them bans, my nigger.
But down!
Me and married, like,
Hold up, nigger, is you tripping?
He said he needs some money for the kids, nigger.
He is tripping.
You tripping.
Mary kids.
What the hell she's raising a fuck.
Man, I'm the side nigger.
I just had to comfort her.
Oh!
Shout out to Mary J.
Blige, girl.
I mean, Blige.
What's that name?
Blige.
Blige.
Belize.
Mary, what's the 4-1-1?
What is it?
This man doesn't ask Mary for $400,000 a month.
Okay.
How do you do...
And spous and support.
But hold on, but hold on.
But you know, you know me.
I'm all about gender rights.
Right.
Talk to him.
Right.
Okay.
It was somebody else.
If somebody else out here getting a divorce.
Preach King.
Who I here getting a divorce?
Mike Epps.
Mike Epps.
White.
Wose 100,000 a month.
A hundred than that.
A hundred and she wants an extra nine on it.
That's probably for tag.
Now, but see, but wait, wait, wait, wait.
See, we have, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now, that situation is a little different.
Now, that's their real family.
Now, that whole family's splitting up.
And, you know, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's.
That's another whole situation.
But now you get you a man over here now.
You're asking your wife to take care of some kids that ain't even hers.
So now that's kind of deep.
I feel you that they are, but they're not.
Like you feel me like they're at age where she ain't got to be.
I meant the nigga he was 13.
Unless she wants to.
All I'm saying, all of them saying, all of them saying,
all of them saying, Mary don't owe nobody shit.
Married on owe that.
Marry don't owe none of you know.
It was a periods for him to be fucking with marriage.
What you're saying?
What I'm saying is Mary J. Black as the woman, the artist, the singer, the marriage, I'm telling you, I am.
This is just all the way right and all the way fair.
For all the work that Mary Jay put in, Mary J. put in, Mary J don't owe us nothing.
Bruch, she already does sung about the chicken sandwich.
We had, we let us slide on that.
But come on now.
I hope they work it out.
For the sake of them kids.
On all of them situations.
Amen.
Is he going to get that hundred a month?
he ain't gonna get no hundred you gotta you gotta ask for a hundred so they'd be like
you crazy take this 15 get the fuck out of he just wants something he just but see
look how you go to the point when you won't make this shit I'm about to tell you the point
when you you think you need a hundred thousand dollars a month they go back to what you
just said bro I was about it's all about gender rights that man is hurt you don't
see that that brother's hurt he hurt because he lost married he hurt because he lost
married it ain't about the money he just don't want to feel like he was
never there.
Damn.
He got to get something.
He's 100,000 of that.
She's married.
She's always going to be married.
Right.
Two, three years, you're going to have to Google this nigga that Mary was married to.
Who was that nigga?
She's still going to be married.
It's hard out here.
This podcast is for niggas who are going to get left and don't even know it.
Your girl already got the new nigga.
She just ain't told you.
Don't let that shit blindsad you, my nigga.
Start getting your shit together.
She come in the house.
She don't half-ass speak to you.
She don't like you no more
You need to start working on your exit plan
Hashtag exit plan
Don't let her just leave you out here
But naked, my nigga
This coming from your big homie
She's ready to go my nigga
You sick of her ass
You think she just
You think she enjoying you my nigga
If you sick of your girl
Do you really think she enjoying you?
If you sick of her, it's already gone
Bro, she was sick of you
If you're tired of your girl
She already been sick
It doesn't matter when you got to be busy
We're not even in Atlanta right now.
We're in New York giving this kind of novel.
You should do it in a New York way.
Bro.
Son, son.
Your ass, man.
And your word to my motherfucking kids, son.
Your son.
Word to my motherfucker.
Beloved.
Yo, beloved.
On everything I love, beloved.
On everything I love, nigger guy.
These niggas is pussed.
Yo son, when you, when your shorties get mad Iggy.
Mad Iggy.
When you, when your sword is giving you the-
Hey, yo, it's quiet for him.
It's quiet.
When your sort is giving you the bro.
when she's giving you the brick face
when she started violating
yo son it's over son
when she started violating
I see the bitch on a hundred and ninety eight
and fourteenth street
A hundred ninety eight
My nigga, what was she at New Jersey
This nigga they got this nigga that come fucking
Liggin'in'14?
A hundred ninety eight
What are you?
Where are you?
Yo, yo
Yo, yeah
This was in Delaware
This bitch was in Albany
This bitch was in Albany
This thing's on 1908
14
This bitch is in Montreal.
Hey, yo, hey, yo.
Shout out to my niggas who don't know direction.
I'm talking about, I'm talking about niggas who can't give you directions to their house.
For all the people who ain't never been to New York, where you come to New York, listen, don't come up here fly.
Don't come in here fly.
Where's some comfortable shit.
Yeah.
Okay?
Because you're going to be walking.
Amen.
We didn't used to all this walking in the south.
We were used to when we were young, but when we got our car, we stopped walking.
These niggas don't have cars.
Hey, they walked so much in New York.
Can't anybody pick you up from the airport?
I call the Uber to the motherfucking Uber.
Hey, bro.
That walking ain't no hoe.
Hey, bro.
I lost weight on accident.
You can't.
I was, oh, no, no, no.
You know, no, no, no.
No, you didn't.
I get out of there.
I get out of there.
I'm about to get you out.
Real shit.
I work hard to be.
Being from the South and you have,
and having the drive everywhere coming to New York
and make you bougie as fuck, man.
All these goddamn walking, you just do it.
And then you see everybody walking.
You're like, you broke-ass, niggie.
Nobody got a fucking car.
You know, it be white, it be white dudes out here paid, bro.
They got the full suit on where the new balances on, or the Nike Monarchs.
You know, the Nike coat shoes?
Would they Stacey Adams in their briefcase?
Hey, you gotta be easy on your toes out here by then, you gotta have good knees.
And the good niggas will bump the shit out of you for no reason, my nigga.
You'll be walking, motherfucker.
And then they just, by the time you turn around, they had the bodake.
Get two sandwiches and a piece of fruit.
And my line.
I had a nigga bump me so hard, my jacket changed colors.
Oh, my man, bro.
What are the fuck is?
You went for jeez and cat.
Niggie.
I want to pretend you're the right size.
Like, what you do?
Everybody always want to come up on this bitch and ride the train.
Everybody from the south.
I don't fuck with the train.
No, I don't vote with the subway.
Motherfugers get too close to you.
I can't do it.
Like a motherfucker.
But no, this is my fucking on the train.
They got phone service at every station.
But check this out.
This motherfucker on the train going to stand, like, right beside me and trying to shed a rail.
I'm like, bitch, this motherfucker ain't four yet.
It's going to be.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Let it fill up!
Hey, them niggins are...
Hey, bruh, them homest, niggas, niggas.
You ain't never meant somebody more telling them to somebody to dance on the train.
I can't even stand up straight on the train, let alone do a backflip on that motherfucker.
Bro.
The entertainment on the New York City train is crazy.
If you sit there for enough stop, you will see a whole show.
Girl, I'm talking about...
I'm talking about...
You'll see a nigger doing pull-ups, pull-ups on the train, two niggas dancing,
and then one nigga doing poetry.
you're doing poetry all in the subway in one stop.
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This is the unofficial version, the underground version, of the 85 South Show.
We are live here in an undisclosed location.
I'm live in here with my partner, Darren, Big Baby, Brand.
What's happening, man?
My gun slinger, the motherfucker fucking shooter in the,
driver. Leonard
You know what I'm saying?
What's up, Utsy? I'm glad to be. I've been on stage
with both you niggas. I'm glad to be it.
Hold on. Do you know who the podcast is
for? Who is for it, bro? This podcast for all
the real niggas like me that don't go to the gym
but I'll fuck your girlfriend while you're there.
Wow. Wow.
That's a big niggas. That's a big niggie
comedy right. Yeah, that's some confidence.
You know who this podcast is really focused on
women with small titties
who can still suck their own titty.
That is the most amazing.
How do you get your nipple
That's far up
Have you ever seen the
The little titty stuff?
It's because little tini's got big nipples
And you know what?
The older I get in life
It's got extra vertebrates
So they can reach down
Wow
The old I get in life
The more uses I'm finding
For smaller tinnies
You know who this podcast for?
Who is podcast for
niggas who have a stuff
He knows and sleep
With that piece of tissue in it
When they came in it
Wow you know who this podcast for
What's for? This for niggies
Just smoked weed with the lighter
But they take that little metal piece
out right here. You ever see a nigga took that piece out so they just
yeah I don't like that metal piece. But this
podcast is for niggas who smoke who will light a blunt on
anything. I'm talking about a nigga who work at the
Burger King who would light that bitch on the grill and run that
bitch out of the bag dope. It's a lot too sick. Yeah. This
podcast for niggas that have smoked weed on the clock and they go in and for their
lunch break. All my niggas who ever went to court high and then him when
they called your name.
This podcast for niggas who watched that YouTube
clip, Learn How to Role with you and Chico.
And I'm talking about the ones who have actually
sent me the video.
It's this one girl out, excuse me,
for getting your name, sweetheart.
But you did an excellent job.
She said, nigger.
The first Snapchat said,
nigger.
With an exclamation bar.
How many?
It was just one.
It said, nigger.
All caps.
All caps.
So I knew that was kind of like an S-O-S.
That was like a black person, like this serious business.
Nigger don't ignore this.
So it's like, nigger, exclamation mark.
What a real nigga sent back.
One question mark.
That's the way of I can know if she in distress or not.
So then the next snap was her holding the blunt cheese and on some selfish shit.
And then I learned how to roll my first blunt watching the video.
So shout out to that girl.
I have some of the shit.
And then, you know, we always like to keep the shit inactive, but we fuck with the comments and shit.
I don't know who this fucking young white boy was, but he sent me this cool-ass picture of him.
He took a picture of him and his white, old white police officer on a motorcycle.
But the caption that he sent on the snap was fuck the police.
That's a real one.
I don't know, I don't know his name.
That's a real gangster-ass white boy.
Yeah, man.
Racism really going to die in about 18-0 years.
That's what going to have to in 18?
Racism really about this.
Did you see that, you see that picture on Instagram and showed the map for the people who voted for Hillary and the age?
We're going to be out of about 15, 18 years.
The young folks ain't about that.
All we got to do is outlive this last group of old-ass white people.
And we're good.
And we're doing a good job.
They drop in, my nigger.
I feel like, if you white over 50, it's tough for you right now, my nigger.
Because you, it's hotter than it's ever been.
And you know, son, son killed white people.
The son will take you out.
We're going to be out there smiling.
And then that's the thing.
White people don't even know when they fucking hot.
They outside doing shit to make them extra hot.
Do you know what they use black people hair spray for the fucking tan?
They out there spraying got them that's oil sheen and olive oil and shit on them.
They don't like a motherfucker.
Right now, if you white and you over 50, my nigger is tougher you right now.
And wife is below the beach on the high.
Okay, and they love it.
July 4th, 13,000 degrees?
What?
Get the kids.
Let's go.
My nigga, we don't come out till the sun come down.
We go out to the beach.
Right around dusk.
Look, y'all think I'm Bush,
I just got some analytics back.
And I don't know who made this got.
Snaps for the word analytics.
I just got some analytics back.
Ah!
Get the fuck out of it!
Get the fuck out of it!
Hold, let me put you one time, I got glasses on.
I just got some analytics back
I don't know who
I don't know if this person is the official
spokesperson of white people but they said
that white people fucking with 85 South show
way more than we know about so
we gotta let y'all know white people
this us talking to you if y'all fucking would stop
taking your kids everywhere man
no real shit like
because black kids don't know what it's like
to go nowhere till we get grown
some of us are
Some of them I don't even know what a plane feel like till we're 22.
Let me ask you this, Lennon.
You got to do a lot of traveling.
You got to do a lot of traveling in your comedy grid.
What's some place that you went, that you saw some kids,
that you was really fucking surprised that you saw kids at?
Naga.
Oh, shit.
A funeral?
Nogger, come on.
Dude, the kid really got to go to the funeral, though?
Not really.
You don't have to.
I don't think you'd have to.
Especially like when they, like, four and under?
You're like, really, they don't even know me, my mom.
like why they got a big friend my ain't like his
word and then they're kicking the shit out of the back of the seats
word and me my dad's trying to know her with the dimension
it's like why they didn't have me my funeral screaming this shit
hey don't you when you wear your casket right and somebody
say some shit about you that you're gonna fuck with don't you wish you can
come back and correct it and they go back dead hold on the fuck you said
that's so inactual we'll talk about that that is not what happened
we'll talk about that shit in a minute because i got some shit
about that. I'll tell you about that
shit. You got that shit. I got to tell you about that shit.
But, nigger, the one place
I have been and I saw some kids and I was
highly disappointed. It's when I went
to the Vegas strip. Because I thought
Vegas was where you go. To do
all the fuckery. All types of
cocaine. It's two, three in the
morning. You see motherfuckers zip
lining and shit. But it's kids out there
eating corn dogs and shit.
Matter of fact, when I went to Vegas, it was crazy
in the hotel, New York, New York.
When I went to go ride a roller coaster, I was
the line behind a whole bus
busload of middle school students.
I've never been in Vegas.
What the fuck are you doing in Vegas, bro? Don't go.
All right.
Don't go, man. That shit tell your body.
It's really not. It's really... It's expensive.
And if you ain't famous, famous, they don't give
a fuck about you. I feel like, the type of
I am, everything you can do in Vegas, you can
do in Atlanta. Everything.
For half the right. Half the race. And then it's like,
people always juggle like, oh, Atlanta. But
nigger, if you are a nigger,
like, I know it's black people, but
every black person in the core of them
have some nigger. I don't know, like,
Where percentage, I don't know what percentage of nigger you are, but I'm like 98% nigger.
I swear I am.
And he knew he was going to talk with his ass.
I swear, I swear I'm like 98.
I'm 98% nigger, 2% black person.
Those are my numbers.
Those are my analytics.
I'm a strong 89.
And I feel like if you were, any nigga that's over an 85, you can thrive in Atlanta.
Like, all types of nigger activities to do in Atlanta.
What's crazy is, I went to Vegas, and I went to the strip club, and it's horrible.
Right.
It's such a disappointment.
Let me tell you something.
You know where Vegas, and I love shit club.
You know where Vegas get their strippers from?
No.
All the strippers that Atlanta and Miami don't want.
You can't, hey, look, the girls in Vegas don't even, they don't even twerk.
They kind of do, like, the rock and roll.
You can't touch them.
You can't smack them.
In Atlanta, my nigga.
You know what type of music they dance to?
You know what type of music they dance to at the strip club in Vegas?
Walk a Flog of Flame, the EDM version.
Kevin Gates, but DJ Scrillex version.
This is crazy.
I haven't been to Miami.
I haven't been to Miami.
I haven't been to Miami.
It's in the final.
Boss so hard.
Boss so hard.
Bo, bobble, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, boom, bo, bo, boom, boom, bo, bo on.
You know, that fucking bubble machine stuff going on.
Making my way, downtown.
Downtown, downtown.
Y'all got to show me to downtown.
Your time in Atlanta at the end of April then.
Bro, listen, we're going to take care of you, bro.
27 through the 30s.
All you, you nearly just need some, bring some money.
Because of whaling out and because of this 80s and not that you don't have none, just brings some.
I don't go to no majorhood club.
I go to the whole of the walls, like the whole of the wall.
But those, in Atlanta, those are the major ones.
Well, I mean, you know, you got your magic, but I'll have to go to like peaches.
Oh, shit.
You know, in the trap, the real trap.
You be on.
What's going to peaches?
Whatever you want.
He's just like a different type of.
women a different like oh women like like he don't want stripper strip club he like ladies he'd be in
that bitch with a whole name gladys dolores that shit they'd be a stripper for like 16 right
you just got bingay on a new right but she's doing she won't out of line the strippers he like
got 18 19 year old son she got a plate she got a plate wrapped up with the fruit right it's
sound like you fuck with cooves what who you're telling you don't know nothing about no
Tell us about the cougars, man, look, I'm 24, so a cougar for me is...
Oh, nigger.
My age is a cougar for you, man.
I'm going to let you know that these guys are 35 and under.
Them not cougars, my nigga.
They two bitches who know better.
They just know what I got a couple older, you know what I'm going to?
You know what I'm going to be?
You know what you got?
Bro, them not cougars.
Them just preach.
Trust me, I went to school with them hoos.
They're not cougars, nigga.
I went to school with them.
Them hos were singers when I was in the ninth grade.
They're not coogers.
They were sucking my dick.
They've been friggin' I was fucking as a freshman.
They ain't, they're gonna do it.
They're gonna do it.
He thought the cougas.
He thought there's a cougain.
No.
Over 40, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I ain't had no.
See?
We didn't fuck the nigga life over.
He thought he'd be fucking these cougars.
No, I'm just regular freaky bitches thing.
That bitch's got time off work.
Shout out to all the women.
Shout out to all the freaky.
Under 40.
You ain't no cougar yet, boo.
Fat.
you ain't no cougar till you got
gray hair on your pussy that look like
Crewella Deville coat
This podcast will make it just see a nigga that got an ass
and pass him to cuff
Yeah
But that's all
They didn't go back to that respect shit we were talking
That's just consideration
That's all that is
The 85 South show really just here to promote
Niggas being better niggas
I say this shit all the time
As long as you in the progress
Of being a better nigga
Like you can be a better nigga
Like long as you're a better nigga
Anywhere yesterday
Niggas are drinking Fiji water
You know
Like this is your Hennessy, right?
This is your house Hennessy.
This is how I know you a good nigga.
You ain't never let that shit run out.
No.
And we got enough respect that we know that that shit is at the level where only the
nigger who live here can distribute the rest of it.
None of us came in and was like shit.
Ain't nobody.
You see how did nobody come in here and fuck with that?
When we get to hit, we sip.
We don't drink.
Okay.
Sip.
Don't drink.
Look, if you ever go over something.
house and you see this much
Hennessy, that's not for you to decide, my
nigger. That is the motherfucker
who paid the most bills at the house.
That's when you pull with a stiff-ass
right. And look,
when you get through pouring
yours and it's this much left,
this is what you do with this. Because a lot of
motherfuckers don't know, you give it to the
motherfucker who live here. And you let
them decide where it go.
Now, that that nigga got up and put that shit under
the bed. Guess what? That ain't none of your
goddamn getting me. Hey, appreciate that.
This podcast is who talked with the blunt.
Bruce, look, I didn't see my uncle fall out with his homeboy and put the shit back over there like you had it.
This nigga then put the goddamn whiskey up.
Come on, come on, let go.
I guess he won us over his motherfucking house.
Nigger to put the motherfucking whiskey up.
I guess I drink too much at your motherfucker how you just put the goddamn whiskey up.
Well, go on get the fuck out there.
What, shit, uncle, I don't been kicked out of way better motherfucking places than this.
Now, why y'all got that?
No, fuck that shit.
That's a mess.
That shit, I've been with this motherfucker all day.
Now he want to put the motherfucking whiskey up, man.
Give your uncle, get your uncle a shot.
No, man.
This dink of the drink half a time.
Keep your motherfucking whiskey, nigga.
Forget your black ass.
Keep your motherfucker.
I ain't going to no motherfucker up, nigga.
Keep your motherfucking whiskey.
See, that's what Auntie Sherry was talking about with your black ass.
Don't me, Cheryl don't want a motherfucking thing over here.
So we still go cook out tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah.
I got me real.
I got me real.
I got me real.
I feel that about since.
How are y'all gonna get up, make sure you got the match of life.
That, dude, hey, you bring a 12-beck of natural life,
nigga, we'll have a fucking party.
You can't see.
God damn.
I don't care how mad you get, nigga, you still go and going to eat with your family.
Hey, motherfucker, put that goddamn whiskey.
You were trying to, Leonard Wyatt.
Motherfuck, put that goddamn whiskey.
Litter is a name.
Leonard.
Oh, that's an old, Lenet.
That's an old black and a white name at the same time.
Leonard.
You don't know if I got 12 kids and don't raise done of them.
Yeah, yeah.
He'd be trying to flip the shit and make it new.
Hey, what's up, my name, Leo?
Yeah, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Yes.
I look cute on TV. I ain't even know.
I've been trying to lose weight, man,
because I like all type of women.
You know what I mean?
Like, the only type of woman I don't like is an ugly woman.
I'm just saying, I can't be fat and you ugly.
And we walk around looking like a science project.
People trying to catch us like.
People trying to catch us like Pokemon.
I don't got time.
My grandma still called me Lenard.
I'm like, Grandma, you name us.
How are you going to call us wrong?
It's Lennox.
Hey, my nigger Linnard just took me all the way down, nigger.
I feel like if you're a big nigger, you can tell any chick your name, Cortez,
and she's supposed to believe you.
Cortez.
Cortez.
I don't know why.
That just seemed like a believable big nigger name.
Dante.
Dante is a big nigga name.
Dante or Jermaine.
You know what?
A lot of fat Jemines.
A lot of niggas make themselves bigger than they actually are.
When they put big in front of their name,
like, hey, what's up, I'm Big Steve?
You ain't really that big.
You're 5'3, then.
Did you use it to be bigger?
Is this a play on words?
We out here 85 now.
I think big niggins should start introducing themselves
as little.
That'll fuck people, man.
But there's a couple of big dicks with Lula Fred.
Little Usyburg.
He's not a big nigga.
Who me?
Little Uziberg.
No, he said little Ooozy.
Oh, see what he did here?
Oh, my wild-in-out shirt's gonna be lit!
Oh, nigger.
You have a lot of room to put shit back there.
That's why I did that, motherfucker.
You didn't put the goddamn wish cow.
I'm about a hashtag backwards with my shit dirty.
Fuck you.
Shut out the Backwoods for doing that's the most good
in the neighborhood.
In the neighborhood with the backwoods.
That's all I smoke.
Man, that is about it smoked.
Some of them stouts.
Well, technically, that's all they got in New York.
You want to believe in a city.
No, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying, that's why I tell you.
I told you, I'm going to send you a backwood care package.
Because you're on the show.
You gotta get you a package.
They don't, bro, it's hard to find out.
I'm gonna let you smoke some of these exclusive bagwoods
that they, I ain't gonna, can't even tell you.
Yeah, don't put that on that.
Cause they got some people who are more famous than us.
They not, they haven't even.
Bro, I don't want to trip out, but you know,
I always, you know, I want to bring it back home.
One time in Clayton English, you know what I'm saying?
One time in the evening.
Right, right.
One time for Chico being.
Right.
We all up here working.
Now this is what you don't know about the 85 South Shore.
We're the first motherfuckers to put these in the hood.
We did that.
Now we did that.
Now this was St. Patrick's Day.
It was special edition of St. Patrick's Day, right?
But check this out.
We put those.
We had those on deck.
They gave us a couple earlier.
We've been sampling all the flavors.
This just happens to be my personal one, you know, my personal favorite.
And the blueberry, cranberry.
We got out here, man.
We've written.
No, dude, you know where these go.
These go by, let's go by, these go.
I think on any, I think you don't see me drink a red bull on every show I've been on.
And you know what, motherfucker hit me the other day instead?
It's amazing the common effect smoking a backwood while drinking the red bull.
You would think that it would have an opposite effect, but it's actually.
Very mellow.
I guess it kind of balanced.
It balances.
Man, one time for red bull and backwood.
Anybody y'all want to shout out right now?
This is a perfect time.
I gave it the clay.
I gave it to the, I gave it the, I gave it the, I gave it the, I gave it.
Like a mama.
One time for the mammas, man.
One time for the mom's, man.
When I moved up here, I had $300.
My mom probably sent me a thousand dollars worth for money.
Not just $1,000, a thousand dollars worth it.
When he said worth the money, therefore I got confused.
How much is $1,000 worth?
My mom would send me like $1,000 when I first moved on.
Okay, that was in increments.
The second I got on TV and the shit started a pop.
Now, I like that shit better the first one you said.
I don't want the motherfucker to pay me in money.
I want a motherfucker to pay me in the monetary equivalent of the money that he would have paid me.
You feel me?
Like, nigg, I want the nigga to pay me.
I want to give a shout out to all the niggins who dress up in costumes and Times Square and try to get that money.
I want a shout out to the motherfuckers who are actually making it doing that.
Spider-Man.
They're killing them.
And they take their shit very seriously.
Wolverine would go out there.
Sweet!
You know what I'm saying?
They'll be roasting each other.
They'd be like, man, get your little dirty ass out of here.
Dirty-ass costume.
Hey, shout out to the Dominican kids.
They'll be on the bus is frying, nigger.
But the Dominican kids will talk shit about you in your face on the bus, bro.
You know, when you said Dominican, the first motherfucker I wanted to shout out was the Dominican girls with fat asses.
I'm talking about the ones with the asses so fat, you don't even notice that stomach.
stomach.
Ooh.
Or you let the stomach slide.
You just be like, fuck that stomach.
She got to have that stomach because she got all that ass.
I mean, it's just for her core.
Right.
For her core.
And then women think we're too critical of them, but they don't know how accepting we really are.
They don't understand how much we love them.
A lot of the shit that they're insecure about we really like this.
Like, let me tell you something.
All you women who are upset about cellular light, say you like, whatever you want to come.
Listen, we love that shit.
Amen.
You don't understand.
We will sleep on y'all thighs and y'all don't understand.
ass all night.
Bro, you ever had the girl with the cell
on the back of the thighs that
once she bent over that shit
just looked firm, you just like,
and then she's standing up, that shit.
You can see it and you'd be like,
I want to bite that shit.
But I don't know her to, I don't want to be upset.
They don't understand that.
We love that.
When you got that soft meat,
any way you got some soft meat on your body,
that's where a nigga's supposed to bite you at.
That little stomach part.
Hold on.
That's what I was just about to get to.
Ladies, I need you to hear me when I say this.
He about to say something.
He about to say something.
Hold on.
Look.
You're just.
Know that you, if you have, if you have abnormally large breasts or just big titties, if you will.
We understand that you have to have some stomach under that big, under them tithies.
To hold that.
That's God's bra for you.
God put that stomach under them tithers to hold them titties up.
So when you do take that, so the tithes don't hit the side.
It's impossible for you to, for you to have big tities in those stomach.
It's like a shelf.
Stop letting Instagram trick you.
If you got big teeth.
And Ted is you're supposed to have a little airbag
under there to keep you safe.
That boy, it's preaching.
God know what the fuck he's doing.
It's like when you put the groceries on the countertop.
There's got to be something to hold them, motherfuckers.
Come on, man.
But the podcast is for niggas who love girls
who got them tiger stripes on their butt.
Oh.
Because I'm going to fit.
Any girl, you know, you know what I'm talking about the little tiger.
Come on now.
You spoke a word to them.
And then if you're going to shout them out,
you got to talk about the ladies
with the pussy that's so good
that you got a tattoo of,
a nigga name and you don't even fuck
with the nigga no more and your new
nigga ain't never said nothing about the tattoo of
the nigga name. That's how you know
that is some A1 pussy
I've had some of that before.
You don't never even mention that tattoo.
You just said some I forgot the nigga name was on there.
The A1 pussy I'm talking about is that after
y'all fuck and she get up like she's about
to leave and you get up a hold of cuffs and say when you're
gone. You ever had some pussy so good? You want to
say her Uber but you forgot you with her house?
Check this out.
I'm not just about the pussy, either.
Because I saw a real live winner on Twitter the other day.
Get it off your chest, though.
This dude said to him and his girl, they usually go out on a dinner date every Sunday, but he had to work.
Guess what she do?
Cook, bring him a plate.
She brought the nigga four pork chops, some corn, some macaroni and cheese, some cornbread.
But this is what a shit got real tasty.
I saw it.
She had the creams on the same shirt.
For goddamn plate
I'm marrying you
I'm marrying you
That's the type of shit
That separate the women
From the goddamn girls
Did you see me tip my head on to her?
What?
All heroes don't wear capes
Man, or panties
You heard?
First of all, let's just get the amount
of pork chop she gave that day
For?
That's a copious amount
Even for a big nigga
That's too many.
That's too big.
Portchow, she wanted to overflea that guy
Brough, do you understand
This nigga was hitting her so good
She gave this, she brought this nigga a whole pack.
That's the whole slash.
She brought him a whole half a pack.
That's a half a pack, nigga.
That's a whole.
That's gonna run your 899.
I don't see him.
This one I knew she was a winner though.
This one I knew she was really from the South though.
If you look, you know, I zoomed in.
Those are breakfast pork chops, my nigga.
Oh.
She gave a fuck.
Because those are like the healthiest pork chops that you eat as a black man.
That's a lean meat.
Bro, as a black man.
Where did he make that man?
You got to know somebody who worked at the butcher shop to get them.
No, they didn't make that woman there.
What's she come from?
A woman like that.
She can't be from but one or three places.
Give me one.
I want to say Mississippi or Alabama, but that's pretty much the same place.
If you think about it, they call them the Twin States.
I'm going to say she came from South Carolina.
Oh, that was on the list too.
I'm going to say South Carolina.
Near Augusta, North Augusta, man.
So you're going to say Georgia.
North and Augusta.
I would, she definitely from that area of the South.
Edgefield.
Like she didn't get to Charlotte, Atlanta, Charlotte, Atlanta real quick.
Columbia, yeah.
Ooh.
She's, she's from Greenville.
Oh.
She's from Greenville, South Carolina.
Oh.
Only a Greenville.
I don't know.
Because if you look at the plate again, she didn't just make cornbread.
Those were cornbread muscle.
That's deeper south.
Oh.
That's damn, man.
Ooh, is that Florida is too?
Is it Florida?
No, hold on, hold on, how many of these muffins was?
No, hey, it was a few on them now.
Did she salt and pepper the green?
I couldn't see.
I couldn't see it.
The shit get blurred.
But the greens were separate, so the juice don't get on another other food.
She was all up in Springberg and Greenville until you said, according to her muffins.
Hey, man, but see, that's the type of shit I'm talking about because you, you know, we fuck around on social media.
And, you know, we follow a lot of the same muff.
And you see a lot of the same shit.
So you see these hashtag and debates where they don't even want to make a nigger a plate.
But when you got a chick who will make you two plates.
One for the porktop
One for the greens
You got two plates
One for the porch
You can get two
Place
One for the porch up
And one for the green
Nigger
That's the type of shit
What the fuck do you mean
I need all of my greens
I need all of my greens
Maybe in some Hennessy
Come on fuck what you need
Hey
Hey we're gonna get to a need
I'm fool as fuck
I need her in my life
Love that girl
Salute to that girl man
Hey to that girl
She didn't bring her a nigga no dessert, though, I mean
But you know what's crazy?
What did she play in the car?
What did she play in the car?
Hold on.
Hold on. This nigga talking about dessert.
She didn't brought that, nigga, full pork job, my nigga.
You still needed something sweet?
No, I'm asking.
I'm just asking.
I'm inquiring.
They ain't show air.
Now, cold as she is, she might have had a whole goddamn apple pie
sitting on the back seat.
Or she might have said, hey, tell somebody come get it.
You never know.
She might have made that nigga old birthday.
She had that nigga ice cream sound.
nigger something word oh i bet that nigger ate all that food went home and got the head
oh my god and got the throat that's a fact hey the thoke the thoke he went home right right out
the shower he went home and got the thoke right out the shower yes yeah he got that that's a fact
the thok the left hand she hit them with the left hand she ain't even left hand she was just
fooling with someone like a new person yeah they don't make them like they don't they don't
You said something.
You got to start to appreciate shit.
You're saying something, love.
There's a lot of niggas out here who don't appreciate shit.
I saw this meme on Instagram.
He said, These niggas be out here cheating on these bad bitches and said,
nigger, don't you realize that your baby and mama is fine enough to make somebody a stepdadder?
We got to just let that sit.
Oh.
You mind saying that one more time just so I can.
It said, these niggas out here cheating on bad bitches.
Dot, dot, dot, dot.
nigger, do you not realize that your baby mama is fine enough to make a nigger a stepdad?
We're going to hold the Hennessy up on that one.
Wow.
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It's a lot of niggas.
Because I ain't know, I'm dating a couple of chicks that were so fun.
I don't raise your kids.
Have you ever seen, have you ever seen a chick?
Now, I haven't stuck with it.
You've ever seen a single mom that was so fine walking with the kid and you're like,
man, look at my family.
My family right there.
That's for the nigger missed.
You ever see a woman so fine and you try to guess her son name?
That's like a Terrence right there.
You ever see a single mom so fan, you try to wonder what she did to make the nigger leave.
Like, man, that's right.
What does she do?
And you're looking at it?
Like, I would have worked this shit out.
Ain't know where I'm going to look at me.
I'm gonna laugh.
I woulda work that shit out.
Yeah.
So much you like to slap niggins and sleep.
You know what I mean?
She's so far and you start making up shit.
She got to be crazy, mother-man.
You ever seen a single mom so fine?
You started attending her son's sporting a viz.
Go ahead, leave a boy.
Good play, boy.
You ever seen a single mom so motherfucking fine.
I gotta roll up.
Nigger.
You started thinking about where y'all would live if you was fucking with her.
You know what, we'll probably stay down south.
I'm gonna get her out the city.
I won't get her out of the city.
I don't even like them duplexes with the garage under the shit,
but I'd fuck with it if it was her.
She doesn't feel single mom so fine.
You try to guess what her son her favorite cereal is?
No, he looks like fruit loops.
And he's like, yeah, he's got like cookie crisp.
You know what?
You know what?
No.
Because the milk change.
Her word.
With berries.
You know what, tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a little part right here with it.
Hell, no.
Shout out to all the fine-ass women out there, man.
Hey, man, listen, we love you.
Let me ask you other crazy-ass question.
Shout out the 5 South Show, crazy-ass question of the episode.
Uh-huh.
You ever said a fine-ass pregnant girl.
Hell yeah.
And you mean like that, if it's too late for me to put mine in there.
You're gonna get the fuck, you know what?
Your first time gonna be your last time.
You're just the type of nigger who ain't shit enough to be on me type.
You know how you're about to say something,
and you're like, let me chill.
Somebody said it before you.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Can I say some shit?
Go ahead.
Say some shit.
Say some shit.
Go ahead.
Drop it.
Oh, that's that.
Ooh.
That's a whole episode, man.
That's a whole fucking episode.
That's a whole fucking episode.
The baby won't mind and she won't like, she won't like all the way.
Like that made it better.
That made it better.
That made it better.
Wow.
That's worse.
The baby ain't yours.
I don't know what the fuck my phone went.
Somebody surely called me.
I can't believe this shit.
I cannot believe this shit.
Am I a bad person?
Nah, you just ain't shit though.
You just as bad as she is.
Really?
So if she's not with the baby and daddy no more,
she's not going to be doing it.
That ain't none of your business.
That is none of your business.
So it won't.
That's why I did it.
Let me see.
We got some comments just came to me.
Hey, is that, am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Joe, am I wrong?
Let's ask the audience, let's ask the audience and we'll get you the feedback.
I feel like niggins who fuck with this podcast.
No, I ain't wrong.
That's what I feel.
Hey, that's how I feel.
That's how I feel.
Nichols who folks with this podcast,
I'm fucking pregnant shit if it ain't here.
Okay, I got some feedback from you from the last episode.
Talk to me.
Check this out.
Let's go.
We always, I don't know why these people don't get it about now,
but your screen name is really affecting your motherfucking feedback.
We're trying to get at you and get your shout out.
But how you shout a nigga out in his name is PJ-Y-30.
I can't do nothing with these.
If you don't have the big plate in the microwave,
you ain't shit!
Facts.
The big plate.
You got to add a big plate in the microwave.
Anybody who got a microwave beer.
I'm not talking about a paper plate.
No, we're talking about the plate that comes with it with the rigs on it.
If your microwave ain't got that, don't use that shit.
I'm telling you, go to anybody else who don't have a plate in the microwave.
It's a roach somewhere.
Oh, shit.
I am beauty.
Yep, it says, every time Carlos do a church bit, he'd be talking real shit.
Preach, Bishop Miller.
Every time Carlos do a church bit, he'd be talking real shit.
Preach, Bishop Miller.
Bishop.
Every time Carlo do a church bit, he'd be talking, talking, talking real shit.
Every time Carlo do a church bit, amen.
He'd be talking, talking, talking.
Talking real shit.
Well, if you don't know, then you need to know.
Come on, don't do that.
Because the motherfuckers who know, guess what?
They already know.
And if you don't know by now, guess what?
You already too late.
You got ahead of yourself.
But you're behind everybody else, but you're ahead of you.
See, that's what motherfuckers get lost at.
You are out here running with motherfuckers who don't want to see you do good
in the party goddamn blake.
The same motherfucker.
They sit right there which.
Yes, sir.
Every move you make, you went back and tell them.
And guess what?
The most shit you tell them, the less enthusiastic they become.
Brits, preach up!
You think a motherfucker wants you to tell everything good you got going on.
They don't got shit going on.
But listening to your good shit.
Where you know I just got such and such.
They just called me back to be on what you call it.
I just seen what's the name the other day.
Guess what these motherfuckers do?
That shit go from all for real, hell yeah.
To what?
Oh, fuck that pussy.
Oh!
Every time you say something good, they say something bad.
Anything.
You get a new car.
Well, you know, that insuring going to be high in the muffled.
You get a big bag of loud.
All right, nigga, I had a bag big.
That ain't even no loud.
I can't even smell it through the bag.
Really you're preaching today.
I ain't caught a spirit like that.
See, that's why I do what the fuck I do.
Because you know why?
The motherfuckers who don't like me, they ain't never going to like me.
Never going to.
It don't matter what the fuck I do.
A jik could jump out my ass and run us all over.
They still going to hate me.
Say that one more time, the people that don't what...
The motherfuckers who don't like me ain't never gonna like me.
Never.
Never.
Never, never, never, never.
I got motherfuckers who like me who don't like me.
Shit.
The coldest shit I ever heard a nigger said.
My uncle arguing with a bitch on the porch.
She said, but I love you.
He said, bitch, no you don't, because I don't even love me.
How you're gonna love a motherfucker that don't love him?
I'm gonna put it out there on 85s.
I love the shit out of me.
I love the meat.
I love a me.
Listen, I ain't never not love me.
If don't nobody, I give a whole fuck about me.
A whole fuck.
Both sides.
Both sides.
Shit.
I do a nigger wrong about me.
By me, I'm an aga goddamn fool by me.
Yes, sir.
Shit.
That's why I don't like when the motherfuckers say, shit, I got you.
No.
me, me. I don't need nobody
have me. Don't need it.
They ain't put me on, so guess what?
Can't take me off.
God, they can't take y'all.
They can't take y'all.
Muffalo can't tell me shit by shit.
Not when they come to this right here.
How are you going to tell me to get off stage?
You ain't showing up?
Shit, off stage.
It ain't showed up.
Shit.
What?
Off the stage.
I love that.
Tell me.
That kicked me out every time.
Because guess what?
Talk about it.
I got paid for.
Woo.
That's just been.
Business and business.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
Okay.
What?
I got paid first.
Okay.
I got paid first.
Okay.
I got paid first.
Okay.
Dollas.
I got paid first.
Hey.
Guala.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
Okay.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
Okay.
I got paid first.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I got paid first so you know I got that trap
When you say my name please said respect
When I wet my niggas all hands on deck
Can you keep talking shit in your block gonna get wet
I got paid first I got paid first
I got paid first I got paid first
Okay I got paid first I got paid first
Go oops
I got paid first I got paid first let go
I got paid first
and you go get me my work.
If you're talking crazy, we're going to throw you in the dirt.
And you know I got them guns and we're going to squirt or squirt.
Hey!
We're going to know the triggers.
We're going to make that tool it work.
Hey!
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
Miller?
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
You said they're going to kick me off.
Shit, really, that's cool.
Cool.
I don't want to go home.
I want to hack a damn food.
Food.
I got paid in the van.
Hey.
I got money in my pants.
Pays.
I did cat and tall shit.
Pay.
I don't sing on that.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
Who got it?
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
Deposit.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
I got paid first.
Hey.
Listen.
That's the niggas who got paid first.
first.
Yeah, but see, that's why
this podcast right here is so necessary.
You know what I'm saying?
It's so necessary
because it's like,
where else can a nigga be a nigga like this?
I don't know.
You know what I'm saying?
My whole manifesto in the 2017
is just to be a magnificent nigga.
You know, it really started when I went
to go see X-Men and then I started
watching Magneto.
You know what I'm saying?
What did Nito do?
It just was a magnificent
motherfucker like literally.
Like literally, my nigga.
Like, that nigga, like that nigg is
snatched Wolverine whole shit out
and then put bars in that
niggas like this. Come on man.
And then he kind of like, remember the
nigga who do this shit? He kind of got that
fling that nigga. Man, when that motherfucker
went back to it, when the nigger
found out they snitched on the man, work
and he went back to the job and said, you
motherfuckers want to see what I do.
And killed everybody with a piece of a penny.
Come on, nigga.
That nigger sent one little rain
drop through the whole shit and funked everybody
up and walked out like.
Man, I still wish I could be a mutant, man.
Stop snitching.
bro we already are I love that x-man shit like I really wish I had mutant powers
bro I wish I was a power ranger no fuck that I gotta be an x-man bro bro bro you still
saying shit like I wish I was a power ranger bro what was I was Pokemon was real all
that shit nah not Pokemon I can't do one nigga I raise a hell I'm gonna
you've been grown this whole episode and now you just say you wish Pokemon I got
paid money y'all got paid I got paid for verse two on this
That nigga is
That nigga is smoking up for his first time
That nigga said
He would fucking talk about it then
Why you wish some shit like that, bro?
You really want to walk outside
You know, dick worm out there
Spitting flames
That's what you really wish
You wish shit like that
You minding your business
In the goddamn Pikachu
Come in your face
Right
Yeah, I don't wish
My motherfuckerer Pokemon Ray
Like, no, you're not
You smoke too much weed
They have your Pokemon Red
Well, it's enough shit outside
That can really scare you
If you let it
They'll be worried about some shit like that
Nick, I've seen some impossible shit.
I know y'all'all 85 soft show for niggins that's gonna have their own dreams, Nick.
Man, 85 soft show niggas can have their own dreams?
Yes.
That's exactly what this shit for.
Do you know that there's some niggas who sit there and watch these whole episodes and wonder when the music coming on?
That's who the podcast for though.
Do you know we got three regular motherfuckers who always dislike our videos?
Don't you get it?
If you didn't dislike three of them motherfuckers, why you keep watching?
Why you keep watching?
Hey, real quick, real quick, my nigga.
It was a nigga on the Instagram page who said something about the show was great in Charlotte,
but Big Baby Work Too Hard.
No, Big Baby Try Too Hard.
Talk to him.
Fuck you, bro.
Word.
But see, that's the job you got.
See, that's the type of shit that's-
Fuck you ain't your job.
Fuck you in your job, nigga.
We'll come and rob, nigga.
Hey, fuck you and your job.
Hold on, bro.
Give me that beat a little bit slower.
Fuck you when your job.
Fuck you when your job.
Fuck you in your job.
Okay.
Fuck you and your job.
Hey!
Fuck you in your job.
I was some violent-ass niggas.
Fuck you in your job.
Fuck you in your job.
We're gonna pull up and we're robbed.
Let me talk to the niggins in the comments.
Talking fucking shit.
You keep talking shit his bitch gonna suck my dick.
After that I pass her till she go suck his dick.
Who's gonna jump and hear her from the back like who is bitch?
Fuck you win your job.
Y'all next.
Fuck you win your job.
But you know I don't mean that for real, but he didn't have to say I was trying too hard.
Y'all.
You're violent.
You in the audience, bitch.
Y'all violent and y'all fucking disrespect.
You want to talk, let's talk to the niggins who be hating in the comments.
Joe, do me a favor.
Hey, man, use some of the fucking production shit to do like a...
The show to be a shit like an old TV show for the fuck niggas hating in the comments.
Do an intro for me.
Play some music.
Yo, what's the point of putting negative shit in the comment?
If you don't fuck with it...
Address the negativity.
If you don't...
Listen, let me tell you something.
Hold on, hold on.
you something. Don't say you something. Talk to them. It's niggas out here who
really vibe and really make y'all laugh and enjoy your life.
Like, niggas don't got to do this shit, but we do it because we love it. And to the people
who appreciate the A man must love. But to the niggas who hating, what's the fucking
point? You do understand that them niggas like 13.
What's the fucking point? What is your, what is your mama doing? Are you passing
your class? If you're not passing your class, you don't need to be typing comments
on this, I got my degree, nigga. I got my career problem. My job. But see, this is the other side.
of that corn don't come on man I just don't I'm you know I don't rock with the
negativity bro this is real shit about three years ago this dude hit me like
loz man hit me back just hit me back man about to graduate high school and then
I was like oh man congratulations then he hit me back a couple years later like man
I'm through college I'm about to go to the military and that's just awesome fucking
with a nigga on some social media I know he wasn't never old enough to go to a
nigga show but it's some people out there that really fuck with what we do
or what we don't and they outweigh the bad right and they really just vibe with a
nigger and they know that it ain't no pressure on no podcast it's just shit that we like
you said that we do for fun chilling and vibing lindon learning to the three little hos who like
him on damn why you're doing something extra bro because I'm the nigger older than you if
I don't let you know that life ain't shit who will you right instead of been a
nigger who were 10 years older than me who would say amen don't believe them
Don't believe?
What?
I like that.
But see, that's what I'm trying to get you to understand.
When I say holes, I'm not talking about the women.
Life is full of holes.
Come on now.
There's a lot of holes in life.
It's a hole in it.
It's a job.
The job is a...
The job is a...
That whole ad job.
That whole...
Man, where you gotta go?
I gotta go to this hoare job for a second.
Man, go see if they got this whole check.
That whole ed chick.
I gotta take the little ho-ass along.
the little ho-ass launch man i'm about to go to the little hoad bank you saw the little clip of
the boy on instagram that somebody bought him some little character draw he'd be like man
me no ad draw oh yeah but see that's the thing though and like sometimes when you know a lot of shit
get misunderstood because when you know when you say holes he ain't necessarily talking about
the opposite sexes you're showing life just full of holes man there's a whole bunch of holes
niggas who take the time to pop their fingers and comment negative shit y'all pose
I was wrong.
Fuck.
I don't know it.
Like when we on the IG Live and want to be like, you ain't funny, you're niggard in it.
Y'all hos.
That's the type of shit that make you be like, you know what?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
And the thing is, we don't want to do that because we love the people.
We love the people.
We do love the people, especially the hos, man.
We do.
Just to bring it full certain.
Just to bring you full certain.
Because when I do, like, sometimes I do mean nose hose.
But other times, I'm just talking about the hose.
In the time like this, you're not, you're not needing them hoes.
You know, and then, you know, life can be a, life full of bitches, too.
Man.
Yeah.
Hey, Jada kiss and Stiles P. got this song and said,
they said, life's a bitch, but real niggas love bitches, though.
Hmm.
That's real shit.
That's real shit.
Thal's P is one of my favorite rapsed out.
Jada is my favorite.
Hey, I like, I love some real niggins shit.
For any nigger who not a Jada kiss fan, it's two Jada kids songs that you can listen to.
That'll make you really appreciate this nigga.
One is called fucking airing out and one is called By Your Side.
That nigger spent so much game in those songs.
It's fucking ridiculous.
If you're a nigga who ain't never listened to Jadikis and you're from the deep south,
listen to those two right there.
One of my dopeish Jadikers lived used to be my dog, you was in my left titty.
Screen, ride, or die, thought you would die with me.
Found out you were a bitch, you can't even ride with me.
Now with the war
You ain't on the side with me
Coated shit I heard
Jay de Kesee was in one of his freestyle
That nigga said
Money, power, respect
That's what the locks said
Change gonna come
That's what Barack said
Come on man
He got so many of those
That'll fuck you up man
I do love the loss man
One time for New York
Hey man real quick
Let me give a shout out of the litter
Man but let us use his creole
We're having the place
That's smoke to do the podcast
That's man
Come on now
Hey, man, much love to that, because we were tripping in the hotel, you know.
Hey, listen, we, you know, me, Los is struggling.
We can't come up in this hotel.
See, that's the type of, that's the type of, like, what I'm saying.
Like, I don't fucking with niggas who I, like, I don't really fuck with in real life.
Like, letting him know, and I can, I pull up in New York, man.
I think I'm in New York.
What?
I'm fucking like, yo, I pull up.
I pull up.
Exactly.
Stay the whole day in, basically.
I don't pull it up when ain't nobody here and just zoned out, smoke,
flint to the show, came back.
You know what I mean?
Hey, these niggas out of town like a motherfucker, man.
But they just, you know what I mean?
It's just family like that.
That's what it's about.
The 85 South Show ain't nothing of love.
I don't even like to be in hotel all the time
because I'm the type of nigga that I need to set my own mood.
I need the vibe, how I need to, you know what I'm saying?
But that's just what it is.
But that's why the 85 South Show been jumping out the gym like that.
Crazy, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We could just finesse this whole shit.
This shit might come out in 10 segments for this.
for the next goddamn year.
I don't know.
But we can just do whatever the fuck we want to.
I just want to give a shot to anybody who's been on the podcast, bro.
My boy, now, K-dub.
I just, Brian.
If you go through the motherfuckers.
I don't even, because, like, everybody all don't put on, I end up fucking with that.
But the list of motherfuckers who have stopped through and blessed the podcast is fucking crazy.
We had some dope-ass guests.
Like, on the comedian's side, we've had niggas like Donnell Robbins.
Yeah.
Rodney Perry
Alex
Alex Thomas
Lowrell
Dionne Cole
Hey man you name the niggas
I look up to
These are niggins that you might see
Right now on TV
And it's just like
And that's just a handful
You can go back through these episodes
And see niggas like Ronnie Jordan
and Nab Green
And you know what I'm saying
Niggins like Clayton English
And you know I'm mentioning niggins
But it's like we still see them
niggas as who they are to
even though they're associated with this right here.
Niggas like Leonard and yourself and just,
just A1 niggas all across the boy.
That shit love.
And it ain't just about who the biggest celebrity
or who it's about all with us.
Who the nigger who, you know what I'm saying?
The same niggins like, niggins who I know that fuck with the show,
who I've seen across the country.
And I'm like, nigger, I'm fucking with the podcast right now.
Y'all niggis stupid.
He catching the other shit in the shit
on the comedian side, you know what I'm saying?
But we got people who just vibe with us like that.
We got some more New York shit coming, too.
This is one of many.
Yeah, we up here all week, man.
We got some shit.
You got to have big baby on the field this month.
I'm here.
I ain't about to miss none of these shit.
Right, right, right.
This is just a smoking session that we had, you know, stress reliever type shit.
This for all the people on the podcast, you know, when times get horrible.
Nigger, this ain't even my phone.
That's a high-ah.
I'm high as fuck
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like
you know
I'm like
I'm not tripping
but you know
I'm not
I'm like
but I just
can't go
because I knew
the camera
I'm like
I'm like
I'm smoking
this shit
like
when I lock
my phone
that thing
I'm like bro
that ain't
my cold
this podcast
for all the women
that graduated
from college
but it's still
roll a blunt
for you
when you get all
work
damn
shout out of those
Shout out to know who got corporate jobs
They hit the blunt when they get off
Word
Kick their shoes off and got to love
Shout out to all the teachers that get off work
You're like fuck them kids
That's who I love
You don't even fuck when they're going to test you
You don't even care
Shout out to all the gym teachers
Who get hay and be too sleepy to do gym
All right
Then y'all just go run and run
Your nigga just go get three basketballs
And be like man
Do a booboey
Who's show a booboey
movie during Jim.
All right, we're going to watch Line King.
You got on your gyps shirt.
Or Beethoven Society.
You were trying to move.
That you got y'all watching the lot.
He over there with the short of the newspaper getting ready for the football game on Friday.
He ain't got tired of the chips shit.
They're trying to get the playoffs.
That shit retarded, man.
You know what it is.
When you dealing with the 85 South Shore, ain't no telling what you might get.
It's for all the niggas who pay all the bills at the crib.
still got to sleep on the couch when your girl get mad.
Damn.
That's a tough one.
You're a real one.
If you're doing that, if you're doing that,
you're not.
Sure.
No.
Sure like.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, man.
Shout out to all the niggas who got me and girlfriend, man.
Just jack off before you go to sleep and don't give me a little dick, man.
What?
I want to fuck.
Well, I already, I'm good.
Go to bed with attitude like a motherfucker.
Mean girl.
Mean-girlfriend.
Mean-ass girlfriend.
I tell them every chick that I fuck with.
You don't have to.
to be nice to none of my own boy the more they don't like you the more it's gonna turn me on
why because them niggas don't know shit you think they know a good woman when they see what
y'all y'all feel this what type of way about that because y'all niggis got quiet just know if you ever
if you ever meet a chick that i'm fucking with and she's not nice to you're gonna be disrespectful
in my motherfucker house i ain't gonna bring it to your mother what i look like bringing my lady over
another nigga house what if i bring my lady over another nigger house what if i bring my lady over another
And his shit too nice.
And now she, no, I'm not taking over another
nigger house.
She fucking around the house too much fun over Lending the house.
When we're going back over Lending House?
Look, now you disrespect to me.
In your car.
Don't do that.
In your car.
Yeah, man.
That's crazy.
Shout out to everybody from another country.
I don't want to name a lot of different countries right now,
but I know it's a lot of different countries right now,
but I know it's a lot of people from a lot of...
You know who checking in the most?
Who?
Who killing them?
Who killing those other countries?
We're popping in South Africa.
Hey.
We popping in.
I don't know if they're doing group listening sessions or what,
but South Africa checking in every day.
The 85 South show is about to upload.
Hold on, hold on.
And you know who I got to...
Y'all not going to disrespect my Africa.
And you know who I got to...
Who I got a thing for that?
Shout out to A-D-Con.
Andy White.
Andy-Fite.
Andy-Fite.
Andy-Fite.
Andy-Fite.
Andy-Fite.
Choo-Choo-Choo.
Andy-Fite.
Chaw-Z.
Chaw.
Andy-Fite.
Chaw-Hu-Hu-T.
85.
Chau-Hupehhh.
B'i-Oye.
It's my favorite point.
Here's D.C.
Oh, boy.
Oh, D.C.
Oh, boy.
Look at D.
Look at D.
Look at D.
Look at D.
Heya, Sarwa'i'i'i 5' South Show podcast.
We watch and listen.
Hey, the 5thor show podcast.
We watch and listen.
Yeah, man.
We get much love in the African.
African proverbs.
Shout out to the motherland.
We get much love.
Hey, real talk, real talk.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Before I get half a get.
We do get mad love of Australia.
Bro, we get it.
That's real talk.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
They got here and said, where is Carlos?
Oh my mom.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Since you said that, that would be the perfect time for us to drop the clip of the
nigger in Detroit walking his pet kangaroo.
That goes right here.
How a nigger in Detroit and can afford a kangaroo?
Wait a minute.
First of all, what a fuck did a nigger in Detroit get a kangaroo from?
Where he stole it from this through?
You know he stole it from this.
And where he's keeping that motherfuckers?
There ain't too many houses in them.
No.
First of all, the kangaroos don't do cold, so I know that kangaroos out there fuck up.
You mean to tell me it's a nigger in Detroit with a kangaroo.
Cangaroo colds.
And he drive Uber with that motherfucker too.
He walking that bitch on a dog leash, my nigga.
No.
And the kangaroo's strongest fucking dragging this nigger.
This motherfucker right here.
Everybody.
Everybody over here on this tax house.
It doesn't matter to me.
So you get it first.
Weed is weird.
We are here.
You know what I mean?
Look at it like this.
Like, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, what really ended up happening was we got overzealous.
Everybody lived on me.
Everybody had a piece of weed for.
So I was like, nigger, we've bossed.
I got weed.
He got weed.
This is what success looks like.
It is.
What happened was,
somebody weed went out, then somebody felt left out,
and then they were like, this nigga Lose covering that bitch.
I'm like, no, my weed just happened to last longer than that.
It didn't last longer than nothing.
Like if you rewind the footage,
they'll see that everybody did have that old shit now.
Nah, y'all just rolled up.
Yeah, I ain't rolled up.
I had already rolled up.
But what happened, though,
is once you saw that everybody had something
and your shit, and the one that we was smoking was out,
you felt like that.
I wouldn't trip me, though.
Because I know that shit is going to make several rounds.
You get it.
You got to be close when I'm going to shake.
I didn't ask you that.
They ain't have nothing.
nothing, they have nothing to do with
the cost of tea in China.
Look at the cost of tea in China.
Yeah, that's a way of saying
mumbo jumbo.
Jibberish.
Bullshit.
The Willie Bobo.
Oh, man.
Yeah. This is, this has been a
spectacular go-round of the 85th
show.
Yeah, man, I think, you know,
I think we should end off at a weird number.
We're at 77 minutes.
Shit.
Right now, you know.
What that over an hour?
You're so fucking retarded.
Do you know them seven to seven, man?
This is well over now.
Well, yeah.
I'm cool.
But it don't feel like that.
That's what I'm saying.
We have this.
This is the type of shit that these are the bits and pieces that make greatness.
You know, once this man gets up,
once this man takes this shit and looks at it in its capacity
and separates the bullshit from the gym,
But just don't tag my mom in.
Your mama big like that on social media?
Nah, I'm just joking.
Like if we...
Oh, she's gonna see it.
If we tagged them.
They might probably Google your name once a week.
Make sure everything straight.
Nah, no, no.
My mom is the life of the party.
Man, you've been talking all this time.
You haven't let my audience know where they can find you on social media.
Hey, look, find me, man.
Instagram, O-U-Z-T-S-Y, Twitter.
O-U-Z-T-S-Y, Twitter.
O-W-Z-T-S-Y-W.
You got real cute.
at the end.
Why?
Check my calling said out, man.
One of the only young
niggas out here
with a late night set.
Check my cone and set out.
Talk to him about it.
That's dope, man.
You know what I mean?
Only innovation ever on calling it.
Check that shit out.
What was that shit like
to get the only one?
Man, to get the,
man.
I mean, it didn't even feel real.
Like, I do my set.
They start standing up.
I'm like, cool.
And I get in the back
and the producers acting like,
like, what the,
like, we've never.
You don't,
you know,
You got a bright future with this guy of this shit, man.
I would, I mean, I've seen you make leaps and bounds doing these jokes.
And you take this shit very serious.
And you're a skilled craftsman.
I love it.
You're a skilled craftsman.
I really respect what you do behind that money from.
Appreciate it.
Oh, one more thing, though.
I don't know when they released this.
May 12th.
Check me out on Netflix.
Aziz Ansari.
Got a show Master of 9.
They won an Emmy.
I'm on season two.
Three ups.
episodes. This nigga here, forgot how to count the three.
Hey, did you saw that? Three, uh-uh. I ain't right.
Three episodes.
Fuck with me.
And I don't know how many episodes I'm gonna get on while or not, but look, just know you're gonna see me on that.
Come on, man, speak that shit.
We got one episode unofficially of the 85 South Show.
Huh.
Well, you know, when I say, when I say unofficial, that don't mean that your shit not official,
but this just goes into a trilogy of our New York Underground Classics.
Oh, yeah.
Because y'all can get someone to record.
Yeah.
this is going to be the first installment of many of many we're breaking the ground you
feel what I'm saying we had to come over here and test the water Instagram D-A-R-E-N
B-R-A-N-D underscore Twitter same thing Snapchat damn brand five number five up with me
man you know big baby you know hey shouts out to my boy try me drinking our podcast check that
out taco meat man shit did you do me a favor so can we get a link that we could
link them to you know search
on YouTube, DRL Toons
TV. DRL Toons TV. It's on YouTube. We got
four episodes up, man. As me and my
Brunshavene drinking, you know, kind of
branched off from the 85 South show. We caught that wave, man. The boys ain't no
haters. They support it. You know, I support
them. It's love. And shit, man. Fuck with me.
While I'm out coming soon. Hey, tour's coming soon.
I just signed to an agency.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm doing.
Hey!
You know what I'm saying?
Bro.
Let me catch them up on some 85 South Show business now.
Yeah, you know, man.
Wait, hey, bro, real quick.
Address the fact that people like saying they're replacing Clay, let them know what Clay is doing.
Right now, Clayton English is in LA doing some amazing...
Let me talk to him like Donald Trump.
Look, Clayton English is out there doing some big things.
He's going to be huge.
He's doing amazing work.
Nobody does more work than Clayton English.
He's working.
That's what he's doing.
It's going to be huge.
Amazing work.
Amazing work.
The type of work he's doing is amazing.
The type of work that Clayton English is going to be phenomenal.
The caliber of work.
And everybody's going to love it.
It's going to be huge.
He's going to do big work.
He's doing great things.
The fiscal year amount of caliber of work he's doing is amazing.
You know, first thing, first thing Clayton English is going to do, he's going to undo
Obamacare.
That's how big Clayton English.
And this is Clayton English.
That was real shit.
My nigga out there working, man.
English he uh he went in lock he got a spot in LA he working on some shit you know
how that shit go he can't talk about it but just know that's a real just know that you
could catch Clayton English on the Netflix series making guest appearances on love
uh-huh I've seen that episode three he is on that bitch check my nigga out yeah I know
right this real shit like we was in LA I was out there auditioning for a pilot for ABC
almost book nigga right so mad I ain't get that we fucking let this nigga too motherfucker
Clipper's game. Like, hey, bro, I got this extra ticket.
What's up? We're out. Nick what?
Clayton is a real, Nick. He do shit. He do shit like that.
What's the popular in 85-7?
Shit, no DC got hip-hop squares every money.
Shout out to DC, man.
The fucking mixtape still doing amazing numbers.
It was platinum, didn't?
Shit, it's ghetto platinum. Anyway, he broke.
Day-Noh. They were probably on the second million.
They-na!
Stop saying, my name.
Make sure you go back and check that live show that boy is performing on some hits on this new mixtape.
Real shit.
We got those 85 South Show rolling trades and stash boxes coming.
We're working on the grinders.
We got new merch in the store coming.
We got the pop-up shop coming in Atlanta.
We got, I'm gonna make sure we post all the shit for the live shows we got coming up.
And shit, we got-
No, we got to do one more.
No, we gotta do one more minute so we can end this shit at 85 for the votes.
Make sure you follow me. VA, oopsie, O-U-Z-T-S-Y-Y, Twitter, Instagram.
I'm in Atlanta, April 27 to the 30th at the comedy theater.
Come fuck with me.
Most definitely.
Come see what they're talking about.
Come fuck with your boy.
I mean, I got about tickets too, so I can get up on this stuff.
Yeah, and we appreciate all the hospitality and much luck and much love and success to everybody in the future.
2017 on out man you know it's all about being real niggins and just being us and creating our own
motherfucking wave and just riding that bitch until we end up at the end of the motherfucking
rainbow or some shit some beautiful shit man we're gonna get money and we're gonna have the beautiful
as women and we're just gonna be successful as niggas really no matter what you do go for your
dream and make sure when you go for that bitch you don't go home don't never let nobody tell you what
you can't do.
Damn right.
When people tell you what you can't do, they're really saying what they can't do.
You got to do it to show them that y'all could have did it together.
And I'm gonna just leave that shit right there.
Thank you to support us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, man.
Y'all be good, bro.
We got.
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