The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Extended New York Undercover Pt. 2 ft Jess Hilarious | Ep. 76
Episode Date: April 14, 2017The crew remembers Charlie Murphy and tells stories from times with him and his impact on comedy. Jess Hilarious stops thru to talk about her experience on Wild N Out and doing comedy with Martin Lawr...ence and Mike Epps. Karlous brings perspective on Janet Jackson and her divorce, Aries Spears on The 5150 show plus a legendary old school battle. Plus D.C. talks about The Chris Brown comedy tour. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin and it might be a low blow.
But guess what?
It's funny as fuck, though.
We got
Tid eyes in the building
Say what, say what
Say what
Today's in the building
All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio
Today's in the building
With your stacking ass
You're gonna be in New Year's In church
With your stagging ass
You're gonna go straight back to work
With your stagging ad
While your kids still playing up in dirt
With your stacking ass
Hold up your alternated on world
With your staggin' air.
Now you gotta try to crank it first.
With your stagin' ass.
Oh, said, you gonna be late for work.
With your stagin' ass.
And you ain't gonna have no fucking jaw.
With your stagin' ass.
Hey.
You don't bend over the shit.
Tell it to.
Fucking these holes on the low.
Niggas'n' talk about.
Them n'niko fun'n' hanging with that shit.
International.
I'll fuck your bitch.
And I'll pay that rent.
And anytime she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick.
Now, hey.
Don't tell it where you might see me.
I'm posted in the ain't.
But I might jump on the plane in Pallé Vuola-Fronté because my no-los I got the jokes I'm everywhere
You see me with it
I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities
Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits
Hey
Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty
Hey hey niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits
I say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty
Hey
I like smoking weed I like it in hot
I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly
She's walking out
Bitches pulling up
I'll apologize
And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man
I don't like crazy man
I don't give him some of that pussy
He'll give some of his dick to you
Give him some of that pussy girl
I don't like asking
Give some of that pussy baby
I don't like asking
If the pussy is real good
then please don't give me some
But if this pussy is great
Then Carlos really want some
Of that pussy girl
I don't like
A-haven
What you got a smell but I won't fuck no
What you got a smell but I won't fuck no
What you got a smell
But I'm a fuck no
Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got to smell
But I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck no
What you expect
Say what?
What you expect from a nigga like me.
Green guessing.
Jumping up game with the bitches that love me.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, they're getting mad, but they still want to fuck me.
What you expect from a nigga like me?
What you expect from a nigga like me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You gotta put that morgue in my face like a dick, bro.
Hey, we were on a train yesterday, man.
Hey, hold on, don't even say it.
Wait, wait, wait, we ain't ready yet.
Uh, yeah, Jesse.
Yeah.
Hello.
It's me.
Cut me down.
Oh.
Yeah, shit.
One ear.
Cut me down from.
Just do one ear.
My bad.
Cut me down.
Yeah, you do it how you want to do.
I feel like, I feel like, I'm in the interrogation room, and I'm watching a nigger snitch on me.
me chad let me hear that beat man i got no my life gone i'm just like let me hit you heard him
chid what the fuck you want me you heard him hell you want for me oh man that nigga dc say you got
the first 48 like man that motherfucker joe turn them up like tilted to the floor a little bit
nigger why i just realized what you was looking at my nigga i thought you were just saying that
Because the way the roll-up, you're going to have to cat a corner that bitch or something.
Like the motherfucker is snitching on the right.
Because it's kind of bright as fun.
Oh, my God.
But it's dope.
It's lit, though.
You ever seen one?
A horror movie, nigger, would they be having motherfuckers in?
Like the shot?
Yeah, they'd be having them off.
That'd be the shot that they use right there.
That's hard.
We won't have no filter for that bitch?
That bitch is hot.
They just pulled it off the back room.
Oh, god damn.
Can't have that bit lit up to the skies no?
No.
That's the only light in here?
Yeah, that bitch is like, nigger, I'm too high.
My eyes sensitive.
No, I'm good.
But, yeah, run that shit if it look good.
What the look, look like?
I feel like you going to eat chips for a minute.
I mean, hey, hey, we ready?
Yeah, that's what that looks.
Clock is running.
Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show.
It's your man, Carlos Miller.
Cut me, gone.
Cut D.C. down.
Damn, D.C. down.
Turn me out.
Turned jess up, cut D.C. down.
Hold on one second, y'all.
We're still working on this shit.
We're going live for these motherfuckers today.
That nigga, Lose, is there.
Hold on, nigga, that shit.
My bed.
We're working on some shit.
We just got the sound man in.
Yeah.
You know, this is another one of our official trap studio.
Yeah, I see.
This is the New York Trapp Studio.
This is the, this is the official trap studio.
Welcome back to the 85 South Show.
It's your man, Carlos Miller.
It's your boy, D.C. Flizzo.
I am Chico Bing.
Yeah.
And we are in here again.
D.C., what's the fuck been going on, bro?
It's been a minute.
This nigga eating chips.
Yeah, I'm not having more.
Man, do it for the west side, man.
I've been working, man.
I'm on tour, man.
know y'all been missing me i've been missing y'all too man tell us about the tour man you're not about
to be on tour and not tell us about the tour let me say some music tour is different from comedy
tour how so because the bitches have come backstage in the comedy tour and expect the show to
continue to go on oh you know what i'm saying like you funny say some old jokes i'm like bitch i just
got paid on stage that's what you got now trying to fuck something you know but it's different
at the music show when the music concert they ready to fuck some demos are lined up like
they're feeling to use the bathroom.
Wow.
And they just, and it's like, it's so funny
because Chris's not going to choose
all you bitches.
So I'm the one that's...
Some of y'all got to fuck somebody else.
Some of y'all got to fuck somebody else,
and I'm there to watch and be like, look,
hey, you need to ride, because he ain't choose you.
Look, D.C., like, the crazy thing is,
like, I'm sitting over here really looking at you like a kid
because, like, well, you ain't never been on a real music tour
with a-me, like, all I got is to remember the show,
the movie?
Man, what was the other one, the hard-knock?
Not the Hard Knock Life Tour.
Rami Reason.
No, no, not that.
When they had Metham and Red Man on the tour.
Yeah, that was the one.
Which the name of it though?
It's different, man.
The one you said at first.
Uh, uh, shit.
God damn, though.
No, that, it was, I forgot the name.
Listen to me, y'all.
The shit is different, bro.
Like, after the show, it's literally, they like,
like, they, you can sit in their face,
and, you know, by on coming to us, we the shit.
So after the, after the show, they're all on our dick.
But I'm the opening neck.
Some of y'all went in there when I was there.
Like, I was there.
They're like, what is he, bitch?
I'm gone.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's like, when you're watching them
and they're just like, you're like,
damn, this shit is crazy.
Yeah.
And them hoes and then get out of you.
Brian never lied to get no pussy, bro.
I walked up to me.
I was like, hey, man, Crip around my cousin.
She was that fun.
And she was like, for real.
I was like, I taught him this damn
who used to fight all the time, real talk.
I was like, get my number.
I just had to tap somebody and say,
hey, ain't no Crip Brian cousin.
Everybody line.
They're like, hey, yeah, he quit Brian Cud.
Hey, man.
Hey man
You know we got a special guest in here today
We got to hear some more of them tour stories
But we got a motherfucking special guest
You know what I'm saying
Like just came through to bless us today
This gangstads chick
All the way from Baltimore
Took over the motherfucker
Instagram
Talking shit every day
Everybody's favorite home girl
Just with the mess
Welcome to the 85 South show
Just hilarious
What's up?
What's happening?
Do you understand? Do you understand?
that even before this, like months and months before this,
people been like, hey, y'all got to fuck with Jesse.
Y'all got to fuck with Jess.
What to make people love you so fucking much?
I'm so related, but I keep shit real.
Just talk about shit that happened in everyday life
that you go through, I go through.
She's like, what type of shit motherfuckers going through out of here?
Thots, bitches.
All that.
All that, everything.
Thoughts.
Everything in a head.
I don't fuck with thoughts no more.
She ain't lose.
You don't?
I don't.
First of all, I never started calling Ho's Thots.
I never did.
I was grown by the time Fats came out.
I'm not renaming Holes, niggas.
Like, what the fuck type of pressure you're trying to put on a nigga?
I'm like Hose are Hose.
I got to, you can't rename her.
I feel like that's dirty than Hose.
You think, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel like a hoe is like a, like, I feel like a ho got more class down.
A ho, a ho isn't, you know.
A thot just don't give a damn.
She's like, I tried you for the money, but since she ain't got mad.
Come on.
that's a good way
of looking at it
I feel like
I'm trying to say some shit
like I fuck everybody
but I ain't sucking everybody
dick
That's some thought shit
Okay
She gonna only blow the niggins she like
That's the type of shit
I don't know
I don't know
Good analogy
But you know
To look to the Chicago
niggas
That came up with that
You know
Yeah that's some Chicago
Where the fuck did you come from
You just seem to come out of nowhere
And take over this bitch by storm
I mean I'm from bottom
Why just been chilling
but I just
one day I just got on Instagram
and was like I'm gonna make videos
and this one it was like 15 seconds
so I had a little bit of time
to get out whatever the fuck I was trying to get out
and they just thought
I was trying to get out
this nigga
you know what I'm trying to get in so I ain't got to me
I already know you've been with Disney
I already know
you don't get up what he said
I'm trying to get out
but yeah
and they just started liking them and shit
that was it
kept making them
You make the shit sound
Yeah, so I put the shit up
Them niggas like that
They just like it
They just like me and she won
Two Grammys
I had to get out
Whatever had to get out
Album did numbers
Hey
But what make you pick the subjects you pick
Because you like
For example
You got DC over there
Who is the king of
Roasting on it
And like that nigga
To me he'd
I ain't never seen nobody
Do a better
Nah
That nigga changed the way
That people talk about shit
Right
So I give DC
The way that
roasting goes on the internet now I credit to him and his style oh glad way
because even though niggas everywhere you go I don't care what part of the city
what part of the country you go to when you go to these cities everybody got
their version of that shit like no matter where you from I'm from D.C., we call it
Jonah you know I mean niggas in Chicago call it signifying no matter where you go
niggas do it but when you get somebody like what D.C. did and took the style
that they have in Atlanta and his neighborhood and take that shit to the world through
the internet man
that's the real shit so
how did you pick your
how did you come about after being
you know after DC and his style
how did you kind of create your own style of doing it
to where you can separate yourself
without you know people just looking at you like you're a girl
honestly it's just me
that's always been my personality
who I am in the videos right now
doing commentary just
seeing shit making fun of it
or having you know just doing commentary on it
just having a funny same
man you said you said I heard you say it
I'm gonna put
shit out there since we i heard you say you
about to take over the comedy game
i heard you say yeah
that's yeah don't like don't take it over
like get in the bitch but like
don't take it all right i mean
because i'm doing some shit over here too
okay okay i mean definitely y'all exactly
it's so many different lanes of comedy
i got mine y'all got show
we need everybody got everybody
cannot be the same so we really
need that that lady voice
because it really ain't know it's a
female point it's a we got legends
the people who've been doing in the game
who are going crazy
like on the middle side
but ain't nobody in the ladies
that's really
they're there
but it's like
they don't get noticed like this
so it's a big gap
like from the Monique levels
all the way
it's like it's a big gas
and there's some beats out here too
on it as far as the women
that get on stage
like it's some women out here
that are joke niggers
clean
some of the best men
some more
go cray
have some of the greatest
niggas you'd never heard of
straight the fuck off the stage
so it's cool
it's always
good to get a, because women need that, women love
comedy just as much, they support comedy more
than Nick and support it for real. Right. You go
to a lot of comedy shows. That's how you get the bitches.
You make them laugh out of they panting, well, you know what I did?
No patty than fell on out.
What's your approach to the stand-up side of the game?
How long have you been doing stand-up? I only been
doing stand-up for a year.
A year.
Nick and Manud talking that.
Yeah
Yeah, it's my favorite
But you already been
We're gonna turn it into a comedy porn
Hey, yeah
Yeah
You've been doing this for you
Yeah
You've been doing this for a year
Hey that's what we need to start doing
We need to make the new porn soundtracks
Remember back in the 70s
Poins used to come with the soundtracks
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow wow wow wow wow wow
Wow
Remember
A shimmy shipp
Walk the whi-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
Hey, man, porn used to be classic.
Hey, but the crazy part, about, like, in the seven,
they used to pan over to them all-ready fucking.
They used to be, they all right and fucking.
They used to be all right.
They used to like, ah.
They just see their legs first thing before you do it.
They get all right up there.
The legs blurred in the motherfucker.
They been fucking.
They're going to wait.
They were all back in the day.
They won't wait for that camera.
Look, y'all didn't let it know when y'all read it.
We didn't go.
I used to like the dialogue in the old point of movies.
Oh, it seems that the sink is broken.
Yeah, I can't fix the sink, but I broke this dick.
I'll take some dick.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
What have you, wow, wwant out, that's, that's it right there.
Oh, that's what's what it is, man, appreciate you.
Oh, shit.
Somebody paid $20.
He was doing this shit.
We got, we got people paying for the live screen.
There you go.
Oh, which one?
What that's on?
Spotify.
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
You know what's time to watch now?
Wow, wow.
Jess, you might not know this, but this is the 85 South Show.
This is the podcast for bitches who don't paint their toenails, only the ones that's going to be shown.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, this is the podcast for bitches who bite their fingernails
and don't want nobody to see their fingers.
That's what's up.
Shout out to that, nigga.
Do you get who our audience is now?
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah, niggins who check engine like.
Yeah, this is ratchet as fuck.
All the way ratchet.
You know you're a little bit ratchet too.
You remind me of the girl who are like, killer roach and just keep talking.
Oh.
You a roach killer?
I haven't killed a roach in a while, but.
girl your ass is not on a sex scene you better got that she's sex is happy i haven't
killed the rose i haven't i haven't i haven't made killing roaches sound good than a good
i haven't killed the roach in a while i haven't killed the roach in a while i really she white
you really did sexy she white i haven't fucking knew you with this i'm not white i'm not white
haven't killed the roach in a white we want to talk to the gang's the best time to kill the roach
Oh, have they killed the roach in so long.
You don't have to kill no roach, but I brought this dick to kill that pussy.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Go see a rose just crawl over.
God damn.
We out here with it, man.
This is the 85 South show.
Let's read some comments.
You want to read some comments?
What the fuck ever.
Do you want to read some comments?
What's the fuck to say?
I want to read them.
Sesame Ray.
They say, man, I love them.
D.C. on fly stupid as hell, like nine crying faces, eight heart faces.
Chico B, I'm in love with him and that beer.
And the cameraman laugh is hilarious like he's laughing at it.
And having an asthma attack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all.
Shout out to my nigga, Kat.
And you know what's funny?
He always laughed like, the mic is leaving.
Hey, D.C., you know what's funny as hell.
People think Cat is a woman.
Niggas be in the comments, like, shout out to that old lady who gets.
laughing.
That is a grown
motherfucking man.
With titties.
With titties.
Roan-ass man.
But he got them
lost weight titties.
He ain't got...
Lost weight tities.
They're going to tighten up
when he gets straight.
You know who cat
looked like...
Cat looked like
some mix a lot.
Niggie, you ain't know.
I like big bucks
and I cannot lie.
These other bulls can't deny.
I put a hat and some glasses on that.
Y'all remember Captain Underpants.
It's Captain Underpants.
I can't wait at that movie come out.
I'm a little, I'm a little nigger.
I'm going to see all the movie that I grew up with.
Jess, you want to try one of these red bull?
Because you know, we got a little red bull situation.
No, I don't drink Red Bull.
Do you want a Red Bull, Jess?
Poor Red Bull on my head.
Just the new girl six.
Hey, that shit would be funny.
I did that poor Red Bull.
What is the great?
Careful.
Yeah, some kind of great.
All right, give me.
Sugar free.
Look, look, look, you don't.
is her, I just said, oh, hey, I see,
give me the green one.
Hey, I was, I was watching this porn, right?
I want the green one.
He was pouring, he was pouring champagne on the bitch.
Hold on, what did you do?
I was watching that old porn, and he was pouring champagne on the bitch,
and you could tell that the bitch's eyes was burning,
but she was like, oh, she was like,
listen, it'd be hard when you watch them.
Which one you want?
D.C.
It'd be hard when you watch them porn scenes where you know the bitch is uncomfortable.
Like, you can look and tell.
She's uncomfortable, just from the way some of the niggas be talking to him.
Like, it's this shit.
Like, would these white dudes be fucking these black women, man?
He used to tell you the website, too.
Oh, my God, Chico.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to tell you the website, man.
He was like, it's this shit?
You got to get a website up, nigga.
You can't have niggas out here, not knowing the sight.
I'm going to get y'all the best porn website on the shit after this, go ahead.
Nigger, when the motherfucker be talking crazy to the black women, shut a bitch.
You be like, Nick.
Oh, my God.
Shut this bitch.
Suck this fucking cock whore, you black whore.
You be like, nigger, I can't even.
No, I can't get down with this shit.
I can't even like, nigger, how the fuck did I click on this shit?
No, man, you got to watch the reverse.
You got to watch a nigga like Wesley Pipes after this.
Oh, listen, listen.
Wesley Pipes is the greatest of all time.
That niggas say the most disrespectful shit ever said in the point.
Yeah, your granddad was a slave owner, wasn't he bitch.
I'm like, what the fuck that got to do with this shit?
Wessley Pipe was fucking a bitch one time, had some fucking a white bitch.
Nigger, that nigga had some motherfucking chucks, some green chucks on.
He was like, yeah, all you white motherfuckers out there wonder why I got.
got these bitches on.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, motherfuckers.
Nigger, hold up.
This the craziest shit I ever heard Wesley Pipes say.
This nigga said, yeah, bitch, yeah.
Suck my dick.
Now, shake it like a pit bull, bitch.
Shake it like a red nose pit bull.
I was like this.
That's what the song came from.
This niggas, man.
What's the site though, though?
Oh, the site is she's freaky.
She's freaky.com?
I've never heard of that one.
The other site niggas need to go to.
This is a real nigga's sight.
They don't have porno stars on this bitch.
It's just bitches from the neighborhood.
Instagram freaks.
Bitches who titty popped out at the club.
It's gangster.
The camera girl shit.
It is gangster.
That's why you got another one, Lowe's.
I'm gonna fuck with that one.
Wake up, Jess.
And you gotta go to got damn tastyblacks.com.
Tasty blacks.
Tasty blacks.
That's a, hold up, nigga, that's a song.
Tasty blacks.
Tasty blacks.
Fuck a mosquito bit me.
You all right?
How did you like the purple red bull?
I did not like it
Why not?
I drink the rest
Well, fuck
No, fuck I won't
I don't know who you kissing
I did not like it
Shut up
She goes
She goes
She sounds like the commercials
From this
Remember the commercials
In the 90s
Hey hold up I got some more comments
My nigga
Your voice is amazing
Man
You can see you just
I didn't like it mom
Let's get a commercial right quick
Go ahead just
Do some sex and shit
What do you want me to say
Whatever you like
Whatever you like
Just
Okay
Are you tired of
masturbating with no lube
nope
you should get
I feel like Jacob
you gotta help
but I feel like
that's something he was saying
man let's get to some more of these comments
so we can move on to the other bullshit that goes
I don't have any for me
well we'll have you something in a minute
they hate me they don't have anything
no we can just pull up your Instagram
we'll read those
because I'm sure well fuck
it says DJ Travo says
Carlo's dead ass rap better than most
Chico ain't no slouch either
I got beats for y'all
I met y'all in Huntsville, Alabama
Shout out the DJ Travel
Get that shit
Move and peel what they do
Bubble G26
I'm in love with Carlos
I'm taking side-nigger
Applications Carlos
And then she put two laughing faces
At the end like I couldn't really be her side nigga
Girl you don't stop playing with me
That is not how I don't think that's how it said
All right well Kayla Green said
I'll do a nigga wrong about me
She quoting me because I did say that
Because I do give a whole fuck about me, Kayla.
Carlos got to be the realest nigger out here.
He spoke to me.
You can't let motherfuckers treat you no any kind of way, man.
Act a goddamn fool about yours.
Sometimes you just got to remind motherfuckers that you are you
and you have to be the magnificent motherfucker that you're supposed to be.
I see a lot of people walking around not reaching their full
motherfucking potential because they ain't who they're supposed to be,
but that ain't my fault.
What we need?
That's right.
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What's you turning
a turning down?
Yeah, I bet. Oh, you back in there,
Ben? Yeah, yeah, we bet. That's what's up, man.
Did they turn the air on?
I think so. Turn that shit off.
Is it cold?
Nice, you didn't eat that voice.
sexy right there.
That's the motherfucking we like.
This is the 85 South Show, man.
This is the podcast. We in this bitch live today with
D.C. Young, Flat, Jess O'Larious, and my
nigga, Chico, motherfucking
Bean with the infinite wisdom.
Chico, you said
some shit on the last episode that really
sparked a lot of people's interests. What was
that? When you started discussing how
women
want to not give you some pussy, but get all your time
and how niggas want to not spend time
and get all the pussy.
Oh, yeah.
You know, you opened up a third world parallel
when you start breaking down,
like the analytics and the demographics of the shit.
Like, when you start putting the scientifics behind it,
that's what made niggas believe you.
Yeah, that's the real shit.
That's what it is.
Women want to have your time,
niggins want to have your time.
Niggas want to fuck you and don't want to spend on time with you.
In the perfect world, at least.
In the perfect world.
I think eventually they know that fucking is going to be,
it's going to happen eventually.
It's just about how many events can you have?
How much fun?
Can you have before you actually fuck?
Is that true?
That's it.
How many what?
Because some women just want to have fun.
Can you have fun?
Can you have free and shit like that?
That's what Carlos just said with some prolific shit.
Women know whether or not they're going to give you some pussy.
Like they know whether or not they, at least when a woman meet you within the first couple minutes of her conversation with you,
she know whether or not you could or could not get some pussy.
Now, your job is-
Oh, the bitch on me some pussy once you get in the car.
See, then you got niggas like D.C.
That's a different demographic
But most women will have
Will make sure that a certain number of events have to take place
Before you can get that pussy that she knew she would give you the moment y'all met
Well, Jess, I need you to chime in on this
Okay
Don't let us get lost in this
I mean that that is true
Okay
That is very fucking true
I mean you know
Within
fucking five minutes to meet the nigga if you're going
Where do niggas go wrong in this pursuit of this
pussy.
Okay.
Where do
niggas go wrong?
That's a load of question.
It's so many fucking ways that you can go home.
That's why I'm, well, shit, you can help with about three of them.
Okay.
At least three.
I don't want to be losing no pussy.
I'm trying to get all the residual.
Well, to me.
Not that I need it.
I'm just saying, like, it might be something that I might just be overlooking that could, you know,
increase my pussy intake.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wow.
Aggressiveness.
Aggressive.
Yeah.
Don't be aggressive.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying, there's nothing wrong with that.
You drunk?
No.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying, no, no, no, no.
I'm just saying, no, no, no.
Not, bitch, give me your number, or else.
Yeah, not all that.
So how aggressive, like, hey, shaw, come in a shawl?
You look, la.
That work, though.
That'll work.
Hold up, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't see my nigga pulled like that.
I didn't seen him pull.
You know why, though?
It's the way he put that twang on that ugly.
You got that special.
Bitch ain't never heard that word say it like that.
Hey, what?
You're a little uglaid.
How he do that like that?
Ugla.
Ugla.
No, I'm just playing.
He's so fucking stupid.
You're cute, though.
You cute.
I was just playing.
Little ugly.
How y'all meet?
He said, come in with your little ugly.
Shout out to the hood bitches who likes shit like that.
Okay, but look, no, no, no.
Okay, we're listening.
Listen.
We're listening.
We're listening to these sex-takes.
Just is the type of, hold up.
Before you say this shit, just the type of motherfucking that make everybody be quiet.
And then start over with the last sentence that she already said.
She's terrible for that shit.
All right, all right.
So what was I saying?
God damn.
How you was ready to get bust on?
I was that.
You slept the shit out of you.
Come on.
What niggas go wrong?
Okay, all right.
You said you was all the aggressiveness.
Yeah.
But it has to be the right type of aggressiveness.
You can't, like you said, it can't be a game.
I mean I'm a bitch and all that.
And it can't be shoddy with your ugly ass.
Can't be that either.
It's just how you come off to a bitch.
Like, a nigga just, you know.
Like, sometimes it can be, look, look.
It can be how a nigga stand.
Like, that shit is sexy.
How a niggas.
Nigel, work on your posture.
I'm going to be over here like that.
So you mean to tell me, niggas got to work on their posture.
She's going to say, what wrong with him?
I'm like, I'm trying to get a bit to call me all posh.
Hey, hey.
I'm like, that dick over there about to have a whole thing.
about to have a heart attack.
Hey, why your man's laying on the ground?
He's trying to holl ass him home.
Exactly.
Like, but no, this is a question I have for you,
just from what you just said.
Like, you just said, you just said,
all the way down on the float.
Try to give him a bit.
Hey, I'm gonna get her.
You just said that a nigger
is nothing wrong with being aggressive,
but a nigger can't be too aggressive.
Yeah.
Do you know how hard that is?
You know how much that pressure that is?
That's not that.
Let me tell you why that women don't respect it that is hard.
And I'm going to tell you why that y'all don't respect that is hard
because you know niggas wants some pussy.
So you don't give a fuck that is hard.
But let me tell you, think about, like,
one of the things that I think women should do
is try their best to put themselves outside of the situation
and look at it from another perspective.
Like, for real, in this perspective,
what if we went to school and somebody was like,
I need you to be smart, but I don't need you to be too smart?
Like, you'd be like, what the fuck do you mean?
Like, you want me to be just smart enough to be able to say I'm smart?
Or do you want me to succeed?
You want to fucking, like, what do you want me to do?
And that's the thing.
Like, so if you have any type of limitations on what a nigger can or can't do,
at least be fair enough to let a nigger know.
Like, look, I like, I like, don't curse me to fuck out.
Because if we got to figure it out on our own, the chances of us fucking it up are way higher
because we don't know what the fuck you like.
Aggressiveness to me is different than it is to you.
My aggressive might be, hey, bitch, you cute.
Oh, my God.
Your aggressive might be, like, just.
A nigga, bitch, bitch.
Like, it can be whatever way.
Oh, my God.
Or she might want a nigga to snatch that wig off
and say, quit fucking plan.
That, too.
So I'm just saying, like, I just use those as extreme examples.
You never know what making a nigga home.
That nigga might like saying corn roll.
Cornrows, get my dick hard.
What?
That would have been to jail before.
Nigger fucking off corn rolls.
She said aggressive, but not too aggressive.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, just be fair enough to me.
to let them know like we live like bruh that would be like that would be dope if they would just let you know
where the fuck they was at would it like hey you are like four months away from getting some pussy
then a nigga can set goals exactly but that whole like magical wait a minute shit is confusing
all right all right so listen fucking females though like listen I'm not your average fucking
female talk to him that's why we broke you on here yeah it's one thing about me and
And I've never been, do we, it's faulting?
No, that nigga got allergies.
That nigga got acid reflux allergies.
The nigga allergic to kitty cats.
He can't drink whole milk.
That nigga, oh, fuck up.
But that's my nigga.
If you fuck with him, we're going to beat your motherfucking ass.
That's a little junjurn from the west side.
That nigga couldn't even eat school lunch.
Real talk.
Go ahead.
I just had to remind the nigga.
I remember when lunch was 75, shit, went up to 3.50.
Nick was like, what the fuck?
Recession is hell.
See, that ain't how shit to do it.
He's swapping Zantak like they motherfucking percassets
Percassette, yeah, let me get one.
Man, that nigga, DC got one of them things on you, my nigga?
You got him started. Dan, they didn't cut you off.
You ain't going to remember what the fuck you was talking about.
I guess.
I was just like wild star.
Everybody fucking keep taking it.
Go ahead.
Just talk your shit, just.
I'm about to shut your shit.
I don't remember that, girl.
You were just about to say, listen, we keep you in the, in the scope.
You was just about to say something about letting niggas niggas know where they stand.
You're not your average fucking female.
know that you like, nigga, hinging you on the top
of your forehead, not the bottom, just at the top.
You just, like, get hit, let it bounce all, like.
What the fuck is wrong with you, D.C.?
Go ahead, Jen.
So, I was saying that, right?
Can't, D.C. stop.
Hold on.
Gather yourself, because we got to tell you all this shit.
I'm thinking that there's Cougal who made me eat her coozo and pinch her nipples.
Wait, D.C.
And I was- Say that one more time, D.C.
And I was pinching them so hard.
What you do to the nipples?
I was pinching him.
She was like, pinching him.
I was like, this bitch is crazy.
And she was, like, harder.
And I was pitching her so hard that my hand with her right here.
You're stupid, D.C.
I can't fucking deal with you.
Go ahead, Jess.
Don't forget your point, man.
I'm down that he's pushing her like him on my life, man.
That shit crazy.
I mean, that's shit crazy.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
It's a lot going on in the comedy world.
I was pitching the hell like, oh, let me feel like.
This thing will need help.
Look, check this out, man.
Let me tell y'all what the fuck is going on.
Just hold that thought, man.
We're going to get back to that shit.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Just gather your thoughts.
I got to drop this shit.
Flat, I'm about to kick you out.
You fucking retarded, my name.
That nigga having a seizure, man.
What's wrong?
He remember when his fingers was heard
from pitching tinnies.
That nigga tripping.
I pissed the hell out of them tities, bro.
I was just like, oh, dear.
This was couged shit.
Now you see how easy niggas take requests, though?
That probably was your first time doing that shit.
Yeah, awesome that.
I don't fuck printing a Couglass from quick,
because I would eating the shit,
and she was like, pinch my nipples.
I was like, all right.
She was like, hard.
I'm like, hard.
I'm like, bitch, this shit, my, this shit
going to come off.
I'm saying if I pinch this.
And then this shit's throwing a hurt.
Like, you can see the muscle.
I'm like, man, this bitch.
There people are like, yes.
I'm like, oh, this whole crazy, man.
I got to stick to these young holes.
Shout out to that cougar with the nipples
that ain't attached to nothing.
Nothing.
What bitch let you pinch her?
nipples that hard.
That hard.
Pinched.
Man, it's a crazy-ass date, man.
Pinched.
For real.
Charlie Murphy died today.
All right, man.
Charlie Murphy.
I got to tell my Charlie Murphy story.
Go here.
Man, the first time I met Charlie Murphy,
we had split an ounce of weed.
Nick, the day he put him on the phone.
He was like, yeah, it brings some weed.
I was like, okay.
How much you want?
He's like, you need a half an hour.
So I'm like, well, I take the other half.
Ain't no need than just going over there getting a half.
Real talk.
I mean, if you're going to get a half,
I never had the pleasure of me and Charlie Murphy,
but I just know what, like it's certain pieces of comedy
that shape what comedy is.
And each time one of them happened, you know, especially when this happened,
I didn't even know I was gonna be a comedian,
but the first time I saw true Hollywood stories,
Charlie Murphy's true Hollywood stories, that shit changed,
that shit changed niggas lives.
I tell the story about the first time I saw that sketch, right?
I'm in college.
It's my freshman year at college.
We, you know, stand in the Brown Hall at Winston-Salem State,
nigger, like this shit was a trap, nigger.
Nigger used to be oodles and noodles and shit in the sink on the weekends.
Niggas used to slide cheese on the niggas doors and shit.
It was real turked up in that bitch.
Exactly.
It was close to Brayn't had no AC, nigga.
It was crazy.
Wait, your apartment?
No, no, this was a dorm, the freshman dorm.
So the Chappelle show, you remember, it used to come on at 9,
and it would come back on again at 11.
So the first time it came on, everybody ain't see the shit.
But the whole dorm was running around the dorm.
Nicky, did y'all see the Chappelle Show thought?
You got to watch this shit when they come back on at 11.
I hadn't seen it.
So everybody was talking about this shit.
So when it came back on in 11, nigga, my whole floor had their doors open,
nigga.
We all were sitting there watching that shit, like for the niggas who hadn't seen it.
And when I seen that shit, I'm talking about you can hear laughter all up and down the hallway.
Everybody was watching that shit, man.
That was the funniest shit.
shit you could that nigga that nigger that niggas is in line he's a habitual line steper
that shit was so funny that's so many quotables in that motherfucker that nigga was like that's
how it would be you know he would you know we would party he would get out of line i check him
and then we'd be back cool again you know what I'm that nigga man you thought that'd be the last
time right wrong wrong you say hey nigga you take one more step I'm kicking this
motherfucker out the window.
My nigga, like, my nigga, like
that nigga, man, and people don't even know,
like, do your history on Charlie Murray.
Watch CB4. Watch CB4.
You see that, that,
how talented that nigga was, man.
I'm gonna get some pussy. I'm gonna get some pussy.
That was my favorite shit.
We gonna pimp them motherfuckers like the bitches that they is.
Then the nigga with the voice box,
pimp them motherfuckers.
Nah, what you know about Charlie Murphy
in Players Club, nigga?
Hey, nigga, you better stick your motherfucking.
The nigga was MC Gus, though, in Players Club.
Unless you want, unless that motherfucker
shoot you got on made out of fucking Kevlar, some shit.
That nigga was so gangster that motherfucker.
That nigga was gangster as fuck in that movie, man.
That nigga, that nigga Charlie Murphy, man.
That shit is crazy.
And then, like, I had been seeing pictures of him.
I'm like, man, Charlie's skinny, man.
And the first, and this is the thing about niggas.
He was just on tour, though.
Niggas be quick to call a nigga sick, man.
Niggas quick to call a nigga sick.
You can't lose too much way too fast.
Nigger be like, oh, that nigga got.
Something, nigga, that nigger.
But that's the thing.
You ain't always got to have the shit that we used to go away from here.
Like, we gotta start taking better care of our hell ourselves, man.
Take your ass to the doctor.
Figure out a way to go to.
There's free doctors wherever you live at.
Quit ordering extra shit all the time.
Every time you order something, you gotta have some goddamn extra.
Give me extra, uh, that shit that'll kill you.
Yeah.
Give me some, can I have some of that other shit that'll kill me?
That's what I'm saying.
like but it's crazy for a legend of that statue and then man like what the heck
color I'm just saying we gotta take better care then you think then you think about like
how great Eddie is like how what Eddie is like to me overall pound for pound Eddie the
greatest of all time hell yeah because if you look at it all then movies and shit like
and for them to be brothers and for him to be able to etch his own legacy out like he did
without being attached to his brother other than just having the Murphy last night
Yeah, he was just, you just knew that was Eddie Murphy, brother.
But he etched out his own legacy, man.
And to me, you know, as unfortunate as death is, man,
like seeing what I want my life to look like
when God take me away from here, it's inspiring, man.
So rest and peace, Charlie Murphy, man.
You set a blueprint for niggas like me
and every nigga you see sitting in here
and young lady as well to be able to leave a legacy
for ourselves and our kids.
You work with you.
Especially at Ross.
Exactly.
No, and I'm upset because I wanted to meet him.
You've been working with the stars, though.
You and Mike Yel have had a fucking kangaroo on the stage.
Yeah, no, he didn't bring the kangaroo to Baltimore.
He ain't bringing the ballroom.
But you did a show with Martin Lawrence, right?
Yeah, I did.
How do you do this?
I honestly don't know.
It just happened.
He called me the day before he was supposed to do the show in Baltimore
and asked me, where was I from?
The niggas just called you out of the blue?
Yeah, he got in touch with me.
I had my, you know, I got my contact.
You can put you on contact information in your page and shit.
Man, I thought that was some bullshit.
My shit sent me money.
And he, what?
There ain't nobody sent shit.
My bio is just send me the money.
You got to put the contact.
Cash app.
Cash app, contact.
Send money.
Fuck all that.
Don't book me for shit.
Just send me some money.
Okay.
Whoever listening, send me some money.
I love money.
Send some.
So he just hit you one.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That was it.
Quit playing with me.
This is not no fucking money.
He just called.
I did that. I did that.
I did that.
And he was like, he FaceTiming.
That's crazy.
Did he hit you with the Marne face or did he had a big mama face?
He's old.
He had the big mom of the time, man.
He ain't wait.
No, man, Martin, that's big, man.
Martin is Martin.
I was just talking about Martin earlier.
That's the OG right there.
Like that, Martin, to me, Martin is the funniest show of all.
Let me tell you something.
Martin is, like, I can smile.
I can smile and watch Martin because I know the shit about the pop.
I was like, every time that show come on,
Nigger, how many episodes of the Martin show did they shoot?
I've seen old, new episodes.
You just forget about them.
You didn't see everyone, but you just...
When they come back on, man.
That shit come on like that shit's name.
They didn't put Martin on Netflix.
Hey, nigga, Martin went...
That nigga played nine niggas on the show.
And that shit'd be hilarious.
Dragonfly Jones, my nigga.
Shy Lynch.
That nigga used to come, man.
Remember the nigga came and...
Sorry, remember the nigga came and the nigga, what was the name?
Genji or whatever his name was.
A nigga that used to train out of me.
Like, hey, man, Dragonfly, man.
He never paid a nigga.
They can't turn my lights off, man.
I need that money.
If you was practicing your art,
you would be able to sheet through the darkness, chump.
Now, back up.
Nigg.
I trained under Bruce Lee.
He was on the first floor.
I was on the first floor.
He was on the second floor.
That nigga, dragonfly.
Dragonfly Jones, man.
Tell me the rest of this goddamn story.
That nigga, they're back up, chump.
I can just see a nigga back there.
That nigga, you...
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Nigger.
That nigga's the funniest nigga of up.
That nigga, my man.
He's entertaining to me.
That nigga is the greatest man.
That nigga is crazy.
By himself.
That nigga, man.
Remember that episode with a motherfucker?
Pam, I mean,
Shannay made Pam sing
Old McDonald in the hallway?
No, sing it with some passion.
No, sing it right.
Oh, McDonald.
Oh, had a farm, e-I-I-ho, that's better.
That niggas, shenay was that bitch.
That nigga was so, that nigger was stupid.
I feel like every nigger then fuck with a bitch is ugly as shenay-ne.
One time in your life.
At one point.
When a nigga was doing bad and everything was fucked up.
Even being bad, I could really get in.
Remember he had to tell the story on the radio?
Remember he had to tell a story on the radio when he had to get on the radio and he had to get on the radio and be like, I'm going to tell a secret.
one night before I met my girl, Gina.
Mm-hmm.
I tried to sleep with my neighbor.
Oh, nigga, that's retarded.
She's like, I didn't know, my.
This is the 85 South show.
This podcast is for niggas that a fuck ugly bitch
and won't tell nobody and swear to God if she ever said
you're a swear to God, you can't do it.
Not me, I'll take one for the team.
What's happening? Let's do it.
Man, fuck the team.
We got to address that, too, as real niggas.
You got to stop doing dumb shit for the team.
It ain't dumb.
Because, you know what?
Why y'all over there are contemplating on getting the coochie?
No, it's not.
got to kill you. No, it's not. Because one day you're going
to be walking down the street holding hands with a
bitch that you love. No, you better to put
on a rubble. Two rubbers. And then that
motherfucking pile of toxic slime
that you stuck your dick in for the team
is going to come across the street.
D.C.
No, you can't.
You know what you're going to be able to be nice.
I ain't saying. No.
My family's here, bitch.
Crawl back into the sewer.
You fucking speds. I'm wrong with you.
D.C.
I'm the bitch.
You fucked for the team.
You did this to me.
We're going to be on the episode walking dead.
He's going to look at your beautiful bitch and say,
Look at me.
Look at me.
You are so sweet.
I could have been you.
Her krypton are going to be a mirror.
D.C. square and out with that bitch.
Bitch you don't get the fuck back.
Fuck on with you, bitch.
My friend, I, fuck this whole up.
Fuck the big got me fucked up.
Come up talking that bullshit to a nigger.
No, DC, you wasn't saying that's when you were taking it for the team.
Like, bitch, back up.
Bitch, shut up, back to fuck, boy, I'd take a picture of your fucking game.
She got the fucked up on, but to you, bitch.
She got the fucked up on, but the finger point.
No.
No, D.C.
You talk like that.
I must have been drunk.
Now, look, you took it for the team.
DC, look at me.
That nigga, D.C. ain't a nigga, D.C. ain't sound like that.
You got to.
You got to, you know what?
I ain't ain't going to lie.
I probably, after all the commotion coming down, I just put everybody to the side.
The disability check is huge
You know, I was thinking about
Chal at the time, you know
We can live better
Think about, we all can live better
She just got to have her own room down in the basement
We don't even know if this is real or not
But there's a rumor going around that
There was a comedian that was knocked out on a podcast
I will not say
Well, fuck it, I ain't the nigga who started the rumor
I heard that Air Reid Spears
was on Cory Hocom's 51-50 show
And got the
drinking some shit and just being disrespectful
and ended up getting three pieces of something shit.
I don't know how many pieces it was.
I just heard that the nigga got hit with some pieces on the show.
Crazy part about the nigga being recording
while a comedy show is going on.
Don't you be recording in L.A.?
I don't fucking know.
I don't know where the video of this shit is
or if there's a video.
You know, it's not a video of it.
You know, Eric Spitz would be doing it in person.
You're in the second place.
He probably got up thought he would DMX.
After you told me about it earlier, Lowe's, I went to look
because, you know, I watched 51-50.
I'm a fan.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
So, you know what I mean?
I went and looked and they cut the shit off.
It happened because they addressed it.
And then you got to see it.
I ain't going to tell you what it is.
I'm putting the shit out now.
We will have a link for that.
I'm pulling the shit up.
That nigger, just watched the way that that nigger.
That nigger, dumb, man.
That's a-oh.
Just going to say that nigger, man.
We are in here
This is the 85 South show
We are kicking it with the home girl
Just hilarious
She's in the sucking place right now
The 51 50 show?
Yeah
You got to go to
Get your ass up, Jess
Yo, I don't understand
How like four people can talk
Well just talk
I've been trying to tell you to
Shut the fuck up
Y'all, I stab you see
No, I'm just
I can't talk
I can't talk over like eight niggas
I can't do that
I'm just saying I'm listening
I'm listening
I'm just waiting
You're bad in here.
Lead us.
What happened?
I'm not getting mad.
I'm just saying.
Man, talk, your little pee-haired ass.
I got some funny.
I roast your ass.
I told you these niggins.
Looking like my twin sister.
I'm on your ass.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, you're talking about.
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I think Janet Jackson just came up.
What did she do?
What happened?
Okay, so allegedly she was married to this dude, right?
Right.
And they had a pre-nup.
Right.
And the pre-nups said if they stayed married for five years, then she'd get $500 million.
So they stayed married for five years and two months, and now she wants a divorce.
Oh, shit.
Janet Jackson has been making great decisions with her pussy, and we must applaud her.
Yeah, that is nice.
I'm saying she a gold digger.
But never in her life.
Never in her life has she been fucking with a broken man.
Never.
Listen.
If you could turn your pussy into a $500 million empire.
Yeah, but what?
She's on fire.
She's been with everyone, even with Germain DePrie, little eyes.
Well, he's got a lot of money, too.
So salute to Janet Jackson for being an inspiration to black women everywhere.
You too can take your pussy from nothing to so.
Mediocrity.
Right.
You can wake up and have fun.
How would you feel having $500 million pussy, knowing that you've made all your commitments
and you're going to get $500 for your time, service, effort, and vagina?
$500 million?
$500 million.
I don't know.
I would feel like the greatest bitch in the world.
Do you know how I would feel if my dick earned me $500 million?
The dick would you feel.
Don't you ever speak on my dick, Chico.
You don't know nothing that the lawyer has in store for me.
You don't know what I pray.
That ain't the way to shut up.
Somebody gonna stop you right before you get to 500 me.
No, nigga, you don't know who follows me on social media.
They too scared of us, man.
You don't know what my religion is.
You didn't ask me about my diet.
You don't know nothing about me.
I'm sorry.
I meant no disrespect.
I'm just talking about
niggas being real.
No, no, fuck that shit.
I'm sorry.
No, don't apologize.
You don't disrespect to me.
You said.
You would never, never.
You'll never.
You'll never.
You don't know, you don't even know,
if I'm 499 million up all I need.
is one more to be fired.
I don't appreciate that shit.
We got to have a conversation.
You're supposed to be my motherfucking partner.
Everything you say supposed to be uplifted.
My nigga, you really, I know deep down inside,
it's one nigga in the room that don't want me
to get this goddamn money.
Now I got to at least get something for this dick.
My own people don't want me to make it
on my goddamn show.
Not in this room that I ever think I'd hear some shit like that.
My nigga DC didn't even say shit.
That nigga just pulled it phone out.
I hope the nigga get it.
I hope the nigga get it.
Hey, babe, I hope Carlos get it.
That nigga text his way.
Babe, I hope the nigga get it.
You said, nigger, then he didn't let me finish.
I hope my dick.
Nica, you are never.
God damn, Chico.
Hey, man, my bad.
He did.
Chico the type of nigger that fuck your bitch
and then tell on you, yeah.
Boy, why you were sucking my dick, guess where you were?
Nigger, you already got the pussy.
You just snitchie.
snitching for no reason.
Now listen, now, listen, now, Los, now I know you're upset about me not thinking that you make
a hundred-downe out.
Now I know that you capable of any goddamn thing.
Listen, but first of all, what you're not going to do is you're not going to sit up here
and chastise me, nigga.
Oh, now you, you see how niggas do?
They try to find some shit to be mad about what you're mad.
Oh, no, I'm not mad.
I'm just telling you.
You just, you.
How much money did my comments cost him?
How much did mine cause you?
$500 million?
So me telling you, so you just that, you can't easily.
Deterred, nigga.
What type of niggins can focus on the $500 million
Dick accomplishment goals?
And then you're saying shit like,
my partner right here in my ear,
you ain't going to get it.
I hope the nigga don't get it.
I didn't say all that.
This nigga, listen, man, you dad detracted.
I'm sorry, Lose.
God damn.
I mean, you had to go.
You had to go.
I didn't know that friendship had a price,
but I know that we draw the line in 500 million,
that's funny.
You know what this is all about, right, Jess.
I do not.
People don't, it's like, we ain't never really talking about where the beef came from.
What, Chalka Beach?
Chico got wilding out beef.
Bro, I'm going to tell you when they'd be on stage.
You know where it came from.
You listen to here.
Tell them where it came from, though.
First of all, people heard me say that it was about some stolen rams,
but that actually means something else.
Chico girl saw me on wilding out.
Time out.
Wanted to touch my wee-wee-wee.
I told him no.
I told her don't touch my wee
She wanted to touch my wee
I'm disrespectful because I said the nigger Dick won't
Make her $500 million dollars
Yeah
Now this motherfucker wanted to sit there
And make up stories about a nigga bitch
I don't know that wasn't my bitch Lowe's
She ain't want to touch my weewee
I don't know what she wanted to touch
Maybe she didn't want my bitch loose
That ain't my goddamn bitch
But go ahead tell the story
Let's tell the story
All right so then the nigga
So he found out right
He hurt
He hurt because he was believing in the bitch
And everything
Oh my God
Nigger see me working on my shit
Trying to be a magnificent nigga
Right
Stole the motherfucking ram
Throw the whole sauce
She'd go out with the whole sauce
Let me tell you
Let me tell you
Let me tell you what really happened
How he gonna be the old school
nigga and I'm older than him
Listen I'm gonna tell you what really happened
Alright whatever
Tell you what really happened
Well you know what I don't even need to tell the people
What really happened
Because I just sat here and listen to somebody
Who I thought cared about me spew lies
Live on the air
How about we settle this
With a rapoff, fellas
Yeah, you don't want to see me
With a rapoff fella
Motherfucker don't want to see me
With a rap
Listen, Carlos
Motherfucker can't see me
I'm with a rap
Listen, Carlos
I'm so wild and out prone
I'm like
Listen, Carlos
This to get everybody
hands up to me
I'm so wild and out prone
The motherfucker can't see me
You can't see me
You can't happen
Go here
Go here
Yo, listen
We back to settle this shit
Hey once a for all
Who really in here
Got the biggest
Me.
Carlos, huh?
It's your Chico Bean.
Let's see which one of these knickers get me now.
I'll be fucking these hoes.
I'm going to give him a killing.
Chico said my dick won't make me a million.
That's some hate of shit.
Why would you say that old school nigger?
And you know I don't play that.
Been on the podcast for you to see.
Hanging out because I really got to pee.
But I didn't want to leave a sucker MC.
He might try to take over, then replace me.
On the 85 South Show, you know what it is.
The podcast with niggas, bitches and kids, white folks tuning in.
They want to see what my niggas doing, but they won't say it to me.
Now, I'm the coldest motherfucker recording songs.
I do the shit right.
I don't do it wrong.
My dick is wide and my dick is long.
So fuck everybody and fuck this song.
Hey, yo, come on.
Motherfucker, hold on.
I ain't finished.
I really got it wet.
Now I can get in it.
Put the rubber on.
What is this bitch sick?
She's talking about do you have a kind of fuck that shit.
Hell no, because I got to feel the meat.
The pussy get wet.
I want to feel the heat.
I'm like D.C. Young fly when I hit that coochie rubbing on the tits.
Call me a little boozy.
Jungle juice is my favorite juice.
I don't never tell a lie because I'm telling the truth.
I like the panties real loose in the booty, too.
I say, hi.
My name is Lose.
What does it do?
She said, hey, my name is Chico's girl.
I was like, bitch they call you Chico's girl.
She was like, hell yeah, ball head on the side,
but she sucked my dick and my old school ride.
I didn't want to put it out, but he got to know
that he fell in love with the neighborhood hole.
She's fucking with me, and she fucking with fly.
Right hand to God, and I don't tell no lie.
If you think that I'm lying, check my phone.
The messages is old, but them shit since long.
She sent me pictures of her tithes and pictures of her booty,
and she didn't even saving same men pictures
of her co-cha.
Okay, Lowe's.
Tell them your side of the story.
It was a long story.
It was a long story.
Tell your side of the story.
I mean, hey, I don't know if y'all going to get me to clap
or if I just got to go.
Nick, we're going to give you your proper respect.
We ain't no haters.
That's what I was saying.
I told you that I want to see you do good,
I believe you can get $500 million.
I ain't no hater.
Chico, Bean, and you know what I'm going.
the scene the illest m c that you've ever seen that said a nigger in my ear talking shit right
now so i'm about to get real real real real loud so you can hear me when i tell my side
this nigger right here tried to steal my ride oh he pulled up with dc fly try to tell me that he was my
guy but i know the nigger line cause i fuck this bitch and he try to hit the switch to me i'm
shit and I know better than
to know Carlos, he's a
motherfucking hoe, and I know this
What are you looking at me for?
I ain't no
ho, nigger, you must be crazy.
You let me finish my story.
That's what's wrong with
you and me. You trying to
be the star, but you know it's me.
God damn it, stop hating
fool, because you know I take you
to the old school. I
taught you how to rhyme, and I ain't
line everything that you do.
It's really mine.
Remember when I fucked your girl and you read what you, why you would see?
I wasn't talking through it on yours.
No, nigga, I can't.
No, you can't.
Well, finish this shit then.
No, you can't.
He sounded like one of the battered up that ain't doing so good.
What you mean?
I want to talk through your shit.
Go ahead.
Fuck it did.
You ain't going to finish?
Listen, Carlos.
Yeah, exactly.
Whatever, motherfucker.
Whatever.
Now y'all tune in and tell us now.
I can kick it one more time, D.C., I ain't finished.
I told you that I can't run.
About 20 minutes
I don't give a fuck about
No respect
I took an age test
And I passed that shit
Negative
I think I made an 80
9 I'm gonna make a hundred
If I take it one more time
I don't fuck you up your percentage
On an age test
This nigga B line
My nigga man
That's how you fuck him up man
I wasn't done
You got me fucked up
Go here man
Two in the tail
Y'all niggas what's up
Now who you think
One
What the fuck is that
It's a wild-style beat.
Man, no, right.
That shit is wacky than east,
listen, Carlos just went 20 minutes,
and I didn't even get the chance to finish,
but it's all good.
I'm in the hood, and I'm going to kick a rhyme
just like I should.
My nigga, Carlos, he'd be hating slim.
Every time I do something nice for him,
he'd turn around and say I owe him shit,
and I'm like, nigga, didn't you say you fuck my bitch?
So why you want to be friends with Chico Bean,
when you're acting like you took my,
pussy from me I didn't did some shit wrong I'm going long you know that I get real
when I get on the song I said chico hold up why is you man I pulled out so I'm not the dad
she cheated on you she cheated on me she a freaky-ass girl that likes wee wee so she gave me
some and gave you some too she fucking round with the whole 85 crew cause she freaky like that
I'm texting her back I like to hit it from the front and I don't do it from the back cause she don't
be wiping good she's straight from the hood her head be nappy but the head real good i told
fuck y'all dicka god damn with it and i'm the type of nigger that she's loving on some
titties y'all forgot about your nephew want a hit too now i'm trying to see you what them tities do
oh no longer sagging do they got some hell but i'm a tear about this and y'all might not care
but i had this cougar make me squeeze the nipple talking i squeeze it real hard man and hurt in the middle
I said, bitch, what's wrong?
She said, ooh, keep going.
I said, bitch, it's uncomfortable, but I'mma keep going.
I said, ah.
And she busted a nut, and then I got right back up.
She looked like a slut.
I said, how you feel?
She said, ooh, I'm good.
I said, yeah, now tell everybody you up in the hood that I fuck you.
And you're 38, and I'm twin to four, and right that ass straight,
because you can really be my mama.
And now I'm about to go and try to fuck your daughter.
Hey, hey, let me tell you about the cougar.
I meant at the store
She said, give me more dick
But I ain't hell no more
Cause I didn't fuck the nine times
And I ain't lying
And every time I see her
I'd be like, no, I'm fine
Because the bitch's too crazy
She fucked too much
She liked to suck a lot of dick
And drink a lot of nuts
I'm like, baby, I'm dry
She sucked my eye
She was doing freaky shit
And I don't know why
She then gave me money
Like two or three G's
The bitch so freaky licking on my knees
If you think that I'm lying
As chico Bean
He's like, that's the final.
This old bitch I ever seen
You're right, Lose
The bitch had a brand new lack
I was surprised that she even let you hit from the back
Because that bitch had a real big 4-1K
I hit the bitch up just the other day
I said hey
I'm sure the few thousand on my rent
And I was wondering if you can help but gent
She said yeah if you come give me some dick
I said bitch that's what I'm about in this shit
I said hold on
This shit might sound crazy
But I fuck me a girl who had a hip replacement
She said, hold up, soldier, got a fuck from the soldiers.
I had to grab my shoulders because I couldn't grab a hip.
I seen that dip.
I said, ooh, look like she swallowed a hula.
That bitch was like.
Hold on.
Don't stop, digger.
Don't stop, D.C.
That's crazy.
When I heard you say that, she had a replacement, but I'm going to have to say that.
I hit one, two, so it must be true.
The legs won't open up, but it do it do.
When I figured out the leg didn't.
Open wide, what a real nigga do
Hit her ass from the side
With the long stroke poke
She loved it the most
And then she took the dick out
And then she, oh, on her throat, I was it.
Oh, Carlos, what you said,
Remember you fuck that bitch
That had one leg, I was like,
God damn Lose, will you find this hole?
You said I met her walking around
At the grocery store.
Now, Chico, you know,
that's a goddamn laugh
Because you fuck that bitch that only had one eye
And she had a razor bird
I like, hold up, Chico, she might be a
nigger, you was like, no, freak dope.
Yeah, she was not a nigga.
I can attest.
I mean, the bitch had some real round supple breast.
I said, baby, can a nigga have her suck?
She said, only if you guarantee me a fuck.
I said, cool.
I remember I fuck the bitch with a cane.
I was like, this bitch got some good brain.
She was crazy because I seen her walk.
And she was like, hold up.
I need some help walking.
I said, bitch, I got you.
I was like, stop it.
I was like, this bitch need help.
It looked like I'm wrong.
This is the 85 show.
This is a podcast with bitches who had and he'll replace me.
Hey, listen, let me tell y'all something too, man, just so y'all know, man.
Like, this shit that we do, man, y'all fucking with us doing this shit, man, this is the most important shit ever.
Because, like, what was just happened and you seen my nigger go off and we have a bit, like, nigger, that nigger just went off.
I lost that battle, nigger.
I lost that motherfucker.
But they don't understand.
This is the type of shit we do all day.
I wasn't prepared for that one, nigga, but we go back and forth, my nigga, and that's the thing.
Like, that's what it's about, like, this.
Y'all are the reason why we do this shit, so y'all can keep so.
Let's do this shit we were in the hallway.
Which one?
Your tithes don't have to be big to be nice.
They can be all right.
I said your titties don't have to be big to be nice.
They can be all right.
I said your titties don't have to be big.
to be big to be nice they can be all right i said your tities don't have to be big i'm going to pop it off
to be nice they can be all right i said ooh girl where is your titties she just got a chest whoa she just
got a chest i said a woo girl where is your tits she just got a chest she just got a chest
I said, baby, can you poke it like you're working now
so I can make sure that your titty fit in my mouth.
I said, baby, can you push it like you're working now
so I can make sure that your titty fit inside my mouth.
I said, if you got big cups in up, I said what's up.
And if you got big cups and up, I said, what's up?
I said, if you got beat cups in up, I said, what's up?
I said, have you got B cup and a...
I said, what's up?
I said, tithes don't have to be big to be nice.
They can be all right.
I said your teeth is don't have to be big to be nice.
Right on.
I said, nipple size don't mean much to a nigger like me.
Like me.
Like me.
I said, nipple.
size don't mean much
to a nigger like me
To a nigger like me
I'ma still suck your tities
If they are the size of a chocolate drop
Or a DVD
Say what
Say what
I'm suck them if they're the size of a chocolate drop
Or a
A DVD
This how John Lent is to be
Because your tities don't have to be big
To be nice
They can be all right
I said your titties
Don't have to be big
To be nice
They can be all right
And if you got
The A cups
Put your hands in the air
If you got the A cups
Put your hands in the air
If you got them A cups
Put your hands in the air
If you got them A cups
Put your hands in the air
If you got them B cups
then bring them right here.
I said, if you got them B cups then bring him right here.
Hold up.
You forgot the C C Cups.
You forgot the C C C C C C C C C C.
and up bring them right here.
I said, if you got C Cups and up, let me see them.
You got Cups in up, let me see on me.
You got C C C C C C C C C.
Let me see you.
You got Cups and up.
You got D cups in a...
Hey, Carlo, I said, if you got no cups,
then you need to let us suck on your titty.
Take it back one time, chika.
You got D cups, then you need to let us suck on your titties tonight.
If your tities ain't got to be big to be nice, you can be all right.
Take an al-a-a-poella.
I said, if you got no cups.
I said, if you got no.
Yeah, one more time, DC, they didn't hear you.
I said one more time, DC, one more time, DC, one more time, D.C.
One more time, D.C.
Bring it back then.
I said, your tinnies don't have to be.
Don't you stop it, D.C.
Keep going.
They can be all right.
Because the ladies have to be nowhere.
I said, your tennies don't have to be big to be nice.
All good things is moving to might.
be alright
One more time
Tiddy don't have
To be
Your tities don't
To be nice
They can be all right
I said
Ditties don't have to be
Big
To be night
They can be all right
And if you don't
have no titty
Just a nipple
Put your hands up
Then stand up
Because you a man
Bro
If you ain't got no titty
Just
Nipfus
Put your hands up
Cause you a man, bro
I said
Your titties don't have to be
To be nice
They can be all right
I
I said your titty don't have to be
To be nice
They don't have to be
They can be all right
I said if you got little tities
And up
You were freak but sucking
On your titty just like sucking
A hard beat, I said, you ain't got no titties, but you a freak, but sucking on your titties just like sucking hard beats.
I said, if your titty is small, oh, oh, oh, whoa.
Just hilarious.
I said, if your titty small, oh, oh, oh, oh, bring the hook back in.
I said your tities don't have to be big.
to beat night.
You don't have to wear, bro.
You can just put a tank top on, baby.
This is the 85 South show, baby.
Dropping the hottest, the funniest, the stupidest, the wittiest, the quickest, the most out-the-top
restiles in the game.
Oh, my God.
Just hilarious.
Baby, how you doing?
I'm good.
Do you see the type of shit we do?
We just sit around and fuck around, man.
I feel like we ain't said shit to you.
No, we're going to find out.
You know what?
I'm going to go back.
Hold up.
So her Martin store.
He's still in Arkelly mode.
No, man, I was a John Legend.
Hey, no, hey, you do John Legend.
We're going to fucking around with Al Kelly.
I swear that was Al Kelly.
Yeah, I swear that was.
That is Arkelly.
That was Arkelly.
That was Arkelly.
But what about that Mr. Biggs, though?
You be Akelly.
I be Mr. Biggs.
You beat it one time.
Al Kelly.
I can't believe this is you'll be.
Oh, la-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Oh, la-da-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
What are you saying, young man?
I'm just trying to be fed with you.
You said you had my lady.
I thought it was your baby.
She said she wasn't loving me.
Oh.
And you must be crazy.
I didn't know she was loving on your old.
Well, you should have known from the bottle of bag
That I had on the dresser when you came through
She told me that you was a granddad
Well, why would you think that when she had all those handbags?
I always thought the bitch was a businesswoman.
No, she's not a businesswoman.
She's my woman.
Well, you can have her, because if she's fucking you.
Oh, oh.
I don't want her no more because I caught her with you.
I got a feeling, I got a feeling that if I punch you in your heart,
you will have a heart attack.
You're probably right, young man.
That's why I got these security.
God's ready to throw them hands I'm using my can but don't get it fucked up I can still
do my thing some telling me that I've been slipped a zan and your security guard's
dry they're about to fall in a minute oh why would you do that there young man
oh oh you must not understand that I can go to my closet
and get my 45 out the dress or drawer
and all that shit that you're talking
won't be being talk no more.
I'm going to let you go.
Oh, oh, ha.
Oh, great singers move to mic.
That's what made them niggins so great.
Oh
Yeah
Oh yeah
That nigga Mr. Biggs
You say shit on the songs
Nigger that was disrespectful
That nigga was talking about fucking
He was like 65
Nigger
But no, Jess Olerius though
Listen
I want to go back to the Martin question
Like you were telling the Maher story
So after he FaceTimed you
What happened after that?
He asked me about a play
A play role because he writes plays or whatever
And he's in L.A. doing it
So it started off
is that it wasn't even about a show
he just happened to ask me where was I from
and I said Baltimore
he said oh shit I got a show there
tomorrow how would you feel about
opening up and I was like shit I'm excited
how much time he like 10 or 15
I'm like damn can I get 20 he like no 10
I guess you're hustling already I'm like all right cool
so they came and I went
they're my thing I was going
that's what it is so what was the experience like
When you met him, was he what you expected?
I was so humble.
I had everything I was going to say.
I was going to start quoting some of his shit.
I was going to start fucking with him, kicking it with him.
The nigger tapped me on my shoulder.
I turned around.
I just fucking cried.
I turned into a whole bitch.
I was like, what the fuck?
I had everything I was going to say to the nigga.
I was supposed to say, what was I was supposed to get into it.
I was going to hit him with the pan.
Like all that shit.
It was.
Oh, you cried.
I cried like a bitch.
I turned around.
I was like, what?
up and just turned into a bitch for real like i was like 10 years old around bawa i was some
shit i turned into a bitch i was damn i was so mad that was a real time in history if you had a
10 year old with bow i was out your 10 year old used to trip out off that nigga when he was
little you just don't know the way you move your thing across the floor that nigger had the
kids on smash all together real shit i knew it was coming my nigger my nigger don't never let me
Yo, he's the 85 South show, man.
Tell him who the podcast for, Chico.
Hey, man, this podcast is for niggas that just got killed in the battle by their homeboy
in impromptu battle, but still going to keep rapping because he don't give a fuck about that
shit, that's what it do.
That's what it do.
Sometimes, when you niggas like us, you got to understand, we do this shit, nigga.
I love that shit.
That shit is the doest shit ever, but nah.
We do this shit.
We do this shit, bro.
That's what the niggins say, like, when he lose a fight and, like, niggis,
Hell yeah, that's exactly.
Like, me, yeah, I'm lumped up,
nigga, but shit, I do this shit.
You win something, you knew me something.
Y'all ain't go fight me, though.
You got damn right, man.
You got to damn right, man.
Exactly.
Hey, tell the nigga how long we've been going back.
We just shot that new, foothole together to get money.
We do this shit, Nick.
Speaking of which, Chico,
I got the inside scoop that flat working on a new mixtape, too.
Oh, yeah, that's what it is.
You always working on a mixtape.
That's a hard-working young nigga, man.
Nigger, that motherfucker just dropped that last one, though.
Nigga, I'm still fucked up.
I'm taking it back to the street this time,
and I'm going to go right back to the ladies with the next one.
I got to go back to the streets.
The streets need something.
They fiending for it.
They just need something to ride to say they dope to,
and then I'm going right back to the next.
I got to ask you on the joint, though.
Like, what's been the feedback on your singing joint?
Oh, man, they're taking me way more serious than a lot of people.
It was just like, all right, I hear you.
All right.
Shit, what you want to do then?
Because I don't want you to take my spot.
I ain't about taking a lot.
nobody's spot it just the game big enough for motherfuckers to all eat for everybody it's missing
puzzles niggas forget like it's something missing it's a different voice and a different
sound that's missing so when they when the game find it it just it was fit it's like one-hit
wonders it was missing then they made a hit you know what I'm saying that's what the game
needed right right right right right but do you think that oh oh yeah I got to give one of them
for the bro do you think that do you think that do you think that your
comedy hinders your music?
No.
Because people,
because you have people
I can't take them serious.
My nigga,
this is knowing me
as a person.
You don't know me
when I'm really
about them holes.
Like, I'm not singing like,
girl I rose your ass
to get that cool chair.
Ain't none of that.
Ain't none of that.
Oh, ugly little big head
that girl.
Ain't none of that.
I'm on that.
I'm on some real shit,
though.
Hey, I'm fucking with that.
I don't.
I feel you.
I admit the tape is incredible, man.
You know what I mean?
The tape is incredible.
For those of you who haven't listened to it,
who won't give the nigger a listen
because you look at them like,
oh, that niggott are jokes and shit like that.
That's why I called it if you didn't know me.
I want you to listen to it as if you didn't know.
You remember I asked you what was your favorite song
when it first came out.
What you find yourself playing the most of now?
I get tired of my music.
Oh, god damn.
Like, I listen to it so much before y'all even hear it.
Right.
It's new to y'all.
Like, the way y'all listen to it now,
I don't have this shit in the bag since July last year.
I love listening to new music to me.
Like, I listen to a new song for me.
like three months and I'm tired of I want to smoke shit
Jess you need to really check
this nigga mix tape up that shit don't
or have sex to it I'm saying like if you hear
you go on the fuck all right
that's what you should have called the shit
you're going to want to fuck best
just don't fuck nobody that
ain't doing the shit that I'm talking about
because you'll be in that fucking in the black
I'ma lick that cool chain
and we only the shit should be saying
shit just like that just like that
just like that I'm a leaky cooching, jazz
all that type of shit and come here
like real talk but that's the thing man
This shit is so crazy because, you know what I mean?
The talent that niggas possess, man,
a lot of people just don't appreciate the ability
to be able to do some of the things
that they see you do because they see you doing it.
And it looks so easy.
Like, for example, you rapping, Carlos, like,
how do you receive people who don't know
that you really can do the shit like you do it
and really put the shit together the way you put it together?
And then when they see you and see that you can do this shit,
how shocked they are?
How does that make you feel?
This is my whole, this is crazy.
It might sound crazy because we're in the entertainment industry,
but I love what motherfuckers,
don't know how I can do some shit
because that's one more thing that they won't fucking ask me to.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's, there, keep that.
It's a lot of shit that you got to keep under your head.
Correct.
And it's like, I'm so focused on doing that shit.
I ain't, I ain't never even tried to, for real,
do no music music like that.
Me neither.
That's like a hobby and it's so much fun.
I often do people say that to you, though.
Like, every day somebody come up to me and be like,
But you know what, if I did do some, I need to do a music project and say, and title it's some crazy shit.
Right.
That's very, we both, we got to, yeah, we all do, like, I mean, what DC already is ahead of the curb because he's doing it.
This nigga has got a whole bunch of talents, man.
This nigga can do backflips, and they can ice skate.
Just only a moonwalk, though.
Nigger can swim, the nigga can, this nigga is a very accomplished nigga.
I'm not, ain't going to lie.
When they come to, like, diving and shit, I wish I could do like the front flip, but when they come to hood diving, I'm the best.
You put in any niggas, I would jump over a car.
You remember, like, when you ride through the hood,
somebody throw out a mattress,
it'd be some niggas doing backflips on it.
That's one of them, yeah.
I'm the nigger that gets everybody kicked out the pool
because I'm diving over the niggas and shit.
I'm over there.
Hold the baby.
Nah, hold the baby.
I'm telling you.
I'm going to jump right over you.
Put a horn on there.
All you see is a little nigga like there.
Gr, that whole pool, turk.
Like, oh, that beast, y'all.
That's what they did.
You know, I'm going to broke my back.
I need that a hundred.
Exactly.
Jess, what's a hidden talent that you have?
I'm gonna kill yourself.
I can do it.
I can do a lot of shit.
Like what?
Like what?
Like what?
Yeah, I can draw.
I can swim.
That's not really your talent.
You said you can swim like you a bitch or some shit.
I can swim.
I bitch got gills.
You know what I mean.
Got a couple medals.
Yeah, you know.
I can swim.
Bitch amphibious on these, niggas.
I mean, no, no, no, no hidden talent.
No.
You don't sing or no shit.
You ain't no professional.
I'm extra regular.
Like, no.
Crossed the chest and foot wrong with you.
I don't do nothing.
I heard you a smart girl, though.
One of them all little, like, low-key nerd is.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, I went to a, yeah.
What school you went to?
I went to a predominantly white high school, so my mother was on some shit.
Like, oh, wow, I want you go to Baltimore City Public Schools for high school.
So she sent me to live in Pennsylvania for four years.
How I would have been around all of white people like, no.
crazy they're looking at me funny doing all types of shit but it's fun all that shit would have
made me turn it to a monster yeah like sis y'all want me to steal i might a well steal all that
that shit everything and looking for me to steal the social pressure made you do it made you do they like
did you do it i'm like shit i should have you gonna blame me for it anyway i'm not a while
shit then when you do steal they do they too it's not yeah because we tried you you
you ever heard of a niggis stealing some shit and you start looking for it like damn the nigg came
up like that god damn i hope i get somebody stole nine hundred dollars somebody stole nine hundred
yeah where the fuck was that when it was nine hundred dollars to be stolen i wanted to steal
that first that's every head i known that it was nine hundred dollars to be stolen y'all might be
looking for two niggins hey that's every lick especially when you hear about your party in for like
three thousand you're like what i just raw the nigger for a 40 this nigga ain't had nancy
Fuck you, I went down the wrong.
Oh, which one you were wrong?
I was going on that one.
That niggie.
I just robbed the nigger for a 40.
That nigga ain't had nothing.
But the fucked up part is you still took the 40, my nigga.
Yeah, I took the 40.
Like, I was one of the robbers that had a conscience.
You could have had no country.
Like, I had a 40 and be like, man, I'm going to get this shit back.
My cousin.
He'd be like, fuck that nigga had, man.
We got that.
I'm like, yeah.
I'm like, yeah, fuck him.
Easily influenced, man
That's hood shit right here.
Yeah, fuck that nigga then.
Diggins don't rob me while I don't rob the nigga.
This podcast for the niggas who rob a nigga with your homeboy
and then don't get your homeboy no money because you got the gun.
Damn.
Real talk.
Dang y'all.
The crave part about it, man.
That's just so real.
Whatever you find is yours, my nigga.
I don't get fuck all that split shit.
That shit out of the one or less.
This is your nigga, nigga.
Damn.
If you know this nigga once split it with you.
You take a whole charge for you.
Oh, man.
Both get you, though, but nigger put your whole life in days.
You'd be like, hey, nigga, we got, nigger, nah, nah, nah, you know, you smoke this blunt with me, though.
A nigger would talk everything.
You can smoke this blunt with me, like, hey, bro, what we get?
We ain't get shit.
You know what I'm saying?
We ain't get shit.
Nah, but you can smoke this blunt with me.
No, we can get high, nigga, you're a real nigga, but now ain't no money involved.
That ain't your real partner.
Ain't no split.
Hell, nah.
Because a nigger, a nigga, that's your real part.
Like, that's your real partner.
And you'll see that shit, be like, but it's $100,000 in that motherfucker pot.
And you know what's fucked up?
Yeah, me, the nigger comes in front of all the rules.
But if anybody you're serving, you know you're going to fuck with that nigga, you're like,
you know what's fucked up.
You know what's fucked up.
It's some niggas listening to this podcast that's going to end up in prison.
Because of this shit.
Because of this shit.
Nah, don't do that shit.
Man, our lives has changed.
God is good.
We know that.
Break the motherfucking law by yourself.
I'm telling it.
We don't fucking around in the streets.
God is good.
God.
Too good.
Time is different now.
Talk to them, D.C.
Get a job.
Take them to church.
Nigga, I don't, they're throwing out job like it was none, and they're two digits.
Stay out the streets.
Stay out the streets, man.
The streets is over with.
Prostitute is still going on.
That's going on forever.
That was going on before there were streets, nigga.
Bitch has been selling pussy when it was just grass, so that had always go on.
Like on horses.
Wait a minute.
For our house selling my pussy this for two coins and a mule.
They had coins back, man.
Bitches was out there selling, I have two pounds in a mule.
You'll always be able to buy us money.
pussy but the streets is dead my nigger like first of all it has become normal to record
yourself making threats to motherfucker like that is the most amazing shit to a
nigger like me because if you're gonna do something to somebody you don't want to
document yourself telling everybody that you're gonna do the shit because if the nigger
when I see your ass I'm gonna beat the fuck out you bitch-ass nigger I'd be wearing an
orange jacket and some green motherfucking jeans with some orange shoes with a red hat
cloud-ass nigga
since you're a clown
I'm gonna dress like a clown
I beat your ass
this shit gonna happen
Thursday night
at 631 when you come
outside for walking
your motherfucking dog
nigga I'm gonna catch you
at the motherfucking Starbucks
on the corner
down the street from your house
that I'd be parking at
watching your bitch ass
go home
clown-ass nigga
You see what I'm saying
And I'm gonna be with him bitch
Exactly
And a nigga do all that
And put it on video
Put it out
And if this thing
If this nigga fall down
And break his knee
tripping over something
they're coming to see about you
nigga
they're coming to see about you
so that just go to show you
how different the streets is
man so you don't got to get a job
do some shit like this
I was on Instagram live
do some shit like this
I was on Instagram live
this nigga tried to sell me
a pound of weed
for $6,150 dollars
you know what he tried to sell you
60 days in the whole
and lawyer fees
and they were trying to get anything
illegal don't post the shit on
Instagram
what the fuck around what you need
every time we drop
message that nigga gonna do that.
Them niggas be on a, they'd be like, perks, they end.
I'm like, my nigga, what are they in?
Wee, they end, gas, end.
The comments on Instagram is a hustler's paradise, my name.
Y'all know y'all niggas fucking with that goddain.
And they be having shit, you're not supposed to be.
No, y'all nigger fucking with that dialysis medicine.
Come on, man.
Fuck with me, my nigga.
I got that dialysis medicine.
I got that morphine.
A nigga, what the fuck did you get some dialysis?
Hey, girl.
Any nigga needs some of that back surgery medicine.
I got that shit.
Anybody need that hip replacement
Stick
Nick got the stick
Nigger got the missing stick
that the bitch need
I got this stick
Like a thump drive
Uglaid by Moly
Jess
What's up
You just joined the cast of our show
I did
How do you like it
Shit is fine
I'm not be nervous as shit
Why do you nervous as shit
I don't know
I just need a little
I did
I did it different I did
I did it last
She joined the cast of the show
Stop the show.
How do you like it?
I love it.
Are you enjoying your time on Wiling Out?
I am.
It gets better and better every day.
For real?
Yeah.
You know, the way this nigga
switch from monster nigga back to regular
niggis is prolific.
Yes.
Why are you like we stole something from you?
Jess is.
I'm not.
Her foot hurt.
We're going to keep it all the way gangster.
I mean, yeah.
I am.
Tell them what happened to your foot.
Yo, do I got an ingrow with those?
That's the only way to make you talk.
No, her whole foot.
Fuck, no, no, look.
You're my friend.
Like, two years ago, I was in a car accident, and I broke my ankle.
I don't give a fuck.
God, damn.
I love that shit.
I love your accent.
Don't ever lose this shit.
How long ago was it?
Two years ago.
How long ago?
How long?
It was motherfucking two.
That's that Baltimore shit right.
How long?
I thought she was saying that she fucked the head up today.
Say hot dog.
Please say it.
She just, two years ago.
Uh-uh.
Two.
Two years.
Say hot dog, Jeff.
Hot dog.
There it is.
I love that shit, man.
Okay, wait.
Fuck, Jiko.
Wait.
Two years ago, two.
Tees.
How many years ago?
Two.
Okay, go ahead.
So two years ago, I was in a car after that.
And a drunk driver ran me into a fucking tree.
Fucking asshole.
Yep.
And I broke my tibia, my fibia, and like three of the bones.
I shattered them.
Where are those bones?
Many niggas on the breast is a location of those bones.
Nick, I didn't told you her foot hurt.
Now the niggia like,
Nick, what bones is there?
Exactly.
They're in the footleg area.
Right, right, right.
Foot leg area.
I shatted it.
I had to go.
I had to go through two surgeries, so that's two.
All right.
Two or ten?
Two.
Okay, my bad.
Whatever you hear is what I said.
Fucking two.
And that shit hurt.
It still hurts to this day.
Like, it fucking hurts.
Fucking asshole.
That's why you don't drink and drive.
punk motherfucker
It's the message
and everything we talk about here
Like we're trying to help
You be magnificent motherfuck
If you drunk
Mala of the story
We're glad your ass here baby
That's what we're saying
Thank you
Nah real talk
For you to go through all that
I only broke your damn foot
Exactly
Into a tree
He could have went away from him
With that shit
Then the nigga was drunk
He probably ain't even know
What the fuck he did
You ever had some injuries
We know this thing you got man
Yeah I gotta stab
Yeah yeah
I got in a real bad car
To that nigga
My homeboy
Ricky Jones
man salute to you i don't know where you at nigger but salute to you this rickie jones real
nigger this nigger fell asleep driving we on hold up i might as go too soon we're no nigga
listen we on our way to um myrtle beach for spring break and shit right he and we in a we in
the 1987 uh four escort first first fuck up yeah so we had fucked around the night before got
hires a motherfucker stayed up to about three o'clock in the morning get up he had to go do some
shit early in the morning with his brother at a church.
So when he went to the church, the nigga, he basically hadn't been to sleep.
So we get in the car.
He had a stick shift, so I don't know how to drive sticks, so I couldn't drive.
Like, I was like, man, I, well, fuck.
I said, you straight, bro?
He's like, I'm good.
We get into Clinton, North Carolina, probably about 45 minutes away from where we left from,
which was Durham, like almost an hour.
I fell asleep because I was sleepy.
So I fell asleep.
I'm sleeping the car.
I woke up, looked over the driver's side.
This nigga was in that motherfucker like that.
Oh, fuck no.
So my natural reaction, I'm like, Rick, wake up!
And then, nigger, and it was lights out.
I don't remember shit out of the day.
I don't remember how we got.
And the next thing I remember is waking up in a ditch, nigga.
So when I came to, I had to climb out the car and shit and climb up to here
because we went down into the embankment, nigga.
So the lady who came, the first lady who stopped the car to come help.
You know how motherfuckers will pull over.
They see some shit like that habit because we hit the guardrail on, we going down the road.
hit the guard rail on this side of the road first,
went back, swirved back across like a two, three lane highway,
and hit the guardrail on this side of the road,
went back over, then came back over again and went through the motherfucker.
We hit the first time down into an embankment into a tree head on.
So the lady came up and was like, oh my God, are you okay?
And when she looked at me, I knew I had to be fucked up because she was like,
oh my God.
I'm like, what the fuck wrong with me?
Because I couldn't really feel shit.
I'm in shock.
Nigger, my face was swollen up.
I hit my face on the dashboard and bust like the dash.
dashboard open, my man Rick was fucked up.
This nigga, this niggas, like, damn it split the stern wheel
and half when he hit the motherfucker.
That's how hard the impact was.
His little brother in the backseat, you know the little metal pieces
when you lift the head rests up.
That nigga came, hit his face,
scratched this shit all up on the front of that.
And his little cousin didn't get hurt at all.
Little boy sitting behind Rick, driver's seat.
Y'all had a lot of niggas in the escrow.
Yeah, exactly.
It was four of us.
The crazy part about I was in an accident,
just like that, and similar, hinder guard red niggas sleepy.
We, everybody, we went to a show, and they were like,
see, y'all want to get up, like, yeah.
And the nigger who said he would drive, ain't he supposed to be drive.
Man, I drive, man.
You know, a nigga trying to help.
I drive.
I'm like, man.
What do you say?
He was like, I'll drive.
I'm like, man.
Oh, dad, we were like, no.
He's like, I'm up.
I'm like, I'm up.
I'm shit.
We sleep and drive.
Don't never let that nigger drive.
No, hell no.
The nigger that talk like that can never drive.
I catch an Uber.
Every time, that he could be by itself.
He was like, I drive.
I'm like, I drive.
get in the car, my nigga.
Cray part of it.
I'm laying on this side,
and we're in the three, like a three level.
So I'm laying on this side on the door.
And I'm like, man, I'm tired, man.
It ain't no room.
So I get in the back and lay on this side.
Nickle, like you said, all you're here is.
I'm asleep.
All you hear.
Boom.
Now I wake up to the shit.
Skha!
Boom!
Come back.
Scoat!
Boom.
Nigel then come back.
Hit the rail again.
Skah, boom.
Then spin.
I don't come in traffic, motherfucker.
Woo, whoa, whoa.
I'm talking about they ain't slow down to net.
They were just like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nigger, we get out the car, this whole side that I was laying on.
The door is off that motherfucker.
But this way, I was just laying there until I went in the backseat.
You see what I'm saying?
And then when we got out, folks were coming out,
and the niggas like, he was just so in shock.
He was like, oh, man, look, you were driving.
We were like, no, nickle.
You was driving.
But what you got going on?
He was like, I drive.
I'm like, man, I knew the nigger was to the depot the driver.
But he fell asleep at the wheel.
The crazy shit is, like, when you talk about the injury,
my leg was split away, I got a scar.
I had to get, like, what, the whole, but I can't even remember how many stitches it was.
My leg was bust over real bad.
My face had swole up from the impact, so it looked like,
nigger, nigger whooped the shit out of me.
Like, my shit was swollen.
My head already big as a motherfucker, so my shit looked crazy.
You still went down?
No, nigger.
It might not have a little bit, but the fucked up part was.
talking about it, make it get bigger.
This is the 85% show.
What niggas will roast your near-deaf experience.
Exactly.
Well, the nigga, fuck it.
It is what it is.
But the, the fuck, the crazy part is when the shirts and shit got there,
they was like, man, the only reason, everybody in the car was sleep.
He was like, the only reason you motherfuckers are still alive is because y'all was sleep.
He was like, if y'all have seen that shit coming, you'd have probably tense stuff,
he'd been out of here.
Not real talk.
The crazy part about we had to get here.
I had to get on Instagram.
We was in the middle of nowhere.
We was in Mississippi.
I had to get on Instagram and say, please, somebody.
gonna get me in my boat we was in mississippi went from uh mississippi to like
tennessee and then we came all the way back in the goddamn a lot of joys but it took us a minute
and just the police drove us that's crazy like four to the next city like four to five
minute he was like yeah loo shit was crazy lois you got to tell that one about you on the highway
niggins when you when you when you that's why i don't go to sleep when people be driving
the motherfucker hit you and spun you around i was on i had just drove back from fucking um
fucking Fayetteville, North Carolina.
Yeah, I'm in the city.
I'm in Atlanta.
I'm on 20.
I'm on Interstate 20.
I'm about to get off on fucking bankhead, but I just take, I'm going 20 way by the, like,
you know, go down by the AUC and all that shit.
So, man, like, when I, it's like I passed 75, you know, 75, 85, so you can get on 20.
I'm right there by West End, you know, that West End is the next egg.
Man, this motherfucker come on, like, the.
merge and traffic this nigga came straight on the highway and went like hit me coming straight on
never stopped like the check no lane or none just came straight on and came over three lanes
to hit me knock me in the fourth lane i get hit from the back and then that shit pushed me back
into him hit his ass spent all the way around hit his ass again from the side and like push him
into the fucking uh the divider i'm in the middle of the fucking highway cars and shit passing by i'm like
nigger this is fucking crazy luckily didn't shit hit me and everybody stopped and the police came
was like get out the fucking street i'm like nigga you ain't gonna check to make sure we straight
or nothing this thing that caused the whole goddamn accident broke his wife fucking neck it was
crazy i ain't get no injuries though yeah that's that's a blessing because we was fucked up
let me tell you i don't go to sleep with nobody driving i don't know no niggas that's hard for me
i don't i be like nah shit i asked a nigga straight you good out like certain people don't
You gotta know who is a driver.
I don't trust no damn body.
I fear you.
But that's the thing.
I drive, like, that shit don't bother me.
I can drive hours and shit.
And the shit, I'm just one of them type of niggas
that can just get behind the wheel.
Brian, another nigger like that, like we get in the car.
You know, you know them type nights.
You gotta do them shows, my nigga.
You gotta make them drives.
You gotta trust the niggas.
You'd be too hurt.
You then drove 14 hours to the show.
Get there, do the show, do a two hour show.
Then you gotta get back on the road.
and get back to another spot
that's 12 hours away
so you got to go to sleep
ain't no not going to sleep
nah this is before play
niggas ain't always been able to catch planes
sometimes you had to
nigger that's probably why you were driving
to Mississippi
sometimes you have to thugging this is pre-plane day
end up in a fucking way up in
west Texas
where you can't even fucking you gotta drive
these six little four hour pieces
and four to six hours back and forth
where you know what I'm saying is
sometimes it just end up like that
even if you do flash sometimes
them cities don't
be close to the airport yeah you'll get
still a three hour drive from the airport
you'll get to the airport had to rent a car
you don't know how many times niggins they had to do that
but get to the airport rent a car to drive
another three hours get up in the morning drive
three hours back to the airport
to get back to your car at the airport
that's some crazy you know what I'm saying
but that's a blessing talk to us
before we get out this bitch
I got some other shit coming up to
not only what you got on it's like
it's been really really easy though
uh oh that's got to make the work hard
We're going to turn it up.
It's been easier, yo, y'all made workshops seem like the hardest shit like ever.
What's the harder than that?
Yo, I mean, the way it'd be like crickets in that bitch, you don't be trying the hardest.
Don't act like your head will be running around like a chick with out of her head.
Don't do D.C.
Don't do D.C. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.
She'd be nervous as fuck D.
Like, go in here.
Whatever.
But what were you saying about the way?
She is so talented, bro.
She's going to be nervous.
Overthinking the fuck out of that shit.
She was like,
You're saying her.
Just coming.
It's coming.
No, it's not that I'm fucking.
It's not like that.
Jess is killing it, y'all.
Y'all don't understand.
She's killing it.
They're just getting up there doing comedy
in front of a bunch of fucking people.
Exactly.
She's something different.
This is like having a thing on the spot, like having to,
that shit just pulls something else out you.
Like, what the fuck?
So,
talking all that shit.
Yeah.
I'm about to kibba,
the tica of a little dough.
And then you got out of here,
you was like,
what the fuck?
Yeah.
This shit is not easy.
Tell motherfuckers who watch the show
how easy it's not.
Look,
they make this shit look so easy on TV
like from a viewer's point of view.
Right.
That shit is easy.
Yeah, well, I can get on there.
Same shit.
That was me.
Like, just the last season doing that shit,
I could do that shit.
That shit is funny and shit.
I can go and do that shit.
So you get there.
You're running around with her head cut off.
Niggas say.
All right, look, the game is here.
I'm going to give you a word.
You got to give me four buzz and the punchline got to be at the end with a joke.
Nigs got to laugh.
It got to be clever.
That's part of the game.
Nigs got to land.
She got to be clever and come right back to it and forgot.
She's asked you.
She was like, hey, did I tell you?
Yes.
Whatever.
You did.
Whatever.
And it was great.
I like, I like approval.
I like all.
You like being told what to do.
I don't know net time.
You got to see your ad tomorrow.
Look, bitch, your shit is great
Hey, look, this shit
She'll say all the shit itself of the shit
She's about to say about your ass
Yeah, she'll say you think about this
No, tell me the shit you're about to say
I'm coming for you
But I'm not going to tell you
I'm not going to tell you what it is
I'll tell you the shit I'm going to say about Chico though
But I'm not going to tell you the shit I'm going to say
Okay, hold up before we get out this bitch
You know we got to give a shout out to Red Bull
We fucking with our purple and the green
Yeah
Purple and the green
I think I would have liked the green.
I wish they came out with some dick pills.
You know what's mean with the purple and the green.
Red Bulla keep you out.
Nigger, that's that project.
I wish they come out with some dick pills.
Red Buller give you a win.
On your.
I wish they come out with some dick pill.
That's it right there.
You got to give a shout out the back.
That's there.
I want to hear, here it go.
I remember that.
Oh, that shit.
You want to hear it?
wrote a song about it like the hit hit go
Catfish ain't have no life insurance
You're gonna lose the house and car
Thank you
Oh shout out to all the artists out there working hard man
Gotta give a shout out to man art of a giant
This man's sending us the dopus portraits
Crew Love
This nigga going hard man
Going ha ha ha
Shout out the backwoods
Yep
Make sure you hit that 85 South show
For some merch
We got those rolling trades in
We got those ass trays
We got those t-shirts
We got those lighters
Uh
Shout out to Russell Westbrook
He broke that record
Yeah man
Damn show broke that record
So is you think he gonna get MVP
I hope so man
I called that shit at the time
I'm gonna have to find that tweet
I tweeted that shit before the season starts
Shout out to Rick Ross
Barring injuries
Shout out to Rick Ross
That ain't gonna be the MVP
Everybody doing their thing,
man, Los, man.
The energy is real good
around this motherfucker.
Yeah, man, it's fun, man, shit.
We, you know, like, the crazy thing is,
before we go, let's end on the wild and out note.
Like, what y'all looking forward to with it?
I mean, like, any goals.
You know, we did a, we did a,
we did a, exactly.
We did a, like, for all the people
who love us on the show, man,
we, we had a great day to day,
man, D.C. went to fuck
off, my nigger, all the way,
y'all, me and Lose.
we did the, you know, the old school
for them one time the day,
you know what I mean, it was...
Yeah, we did on them, bitchy.
It was dope, too.
It was dope.
Rookie and that, yeah.
Rookie showing up with the fucking heat.
I think she might be rookie of the year, though.
Yeah, yeah, you keep pushing, you will, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that shit is dope.
Like, it's...
Shout out to Bison, Mom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She in the other room sleep.
Yeah, I mean, but, you know, it's dope for...
Make sure you go download that Blue Bear race.
Yeah.
Because she fucked with the squad like that.
Oh yeah, definitely shout out the brilliant idiots.
Shalomaine and Andrew Shultz.
Salomey!
Y'all call them Charlemagne.
Salomey.
Shalomaine and Andrew Shultz, the Brilliant Adios.
We've been getting so much love from The Brilliant Idiots
since we did that shit.
Well, before, but it's been a lot of people
just finding out about the 85 South Show.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
You know, you're always welcome to fuck with us.
We could be your third favorite.
Hip Hop Squares, DC.
You're killing on Hip Hop Square, John Day.
You're killing on Hip Hop Square.
Her potato salad was nasty.
She got a cookbook and she kept talking about it.
She was like, yeah, my cookbook and I'm like, I hope you can cook.
And then something just said, bro, look at her, just look at him.
And I was like, it's something that ain't right.
I was like, yeah, that bit potato salad nasty.
It got to be.
That potato salad.
It looked like she just had that glow.
Like she put a lot of mustard.
Mustard in the shit.
That's crazy.
So salute to everybody looking.
You know, we got season nine a while and now coming.
Season nine.
Yeah.
I think I
85 South show is always going
Make sure you subscribe to this shit
Man we got these network people looking at us
You know
And we're trying to get this shit on your favorite network
Or whatever
We're trying to get our rhyme stole
Or argument on HBO
That's what we want
Before we go
I got to get some shoutouts
Because there's some people
Who really supporting the fuck out of
And it's like
You know like when you go to the hospital
And all them ladies
at the little nursing station overnight
they fucking with the podcast.
So fucking dumb they are.
Yes, the niggas at the post office.
Because I was about to ask you,
who the fuck be up?
Because I swear, I'd be sleep.
I'm like an old lady.
You know what I'm fucking with the podcast.
When your, once you take your wig off,
you go to sleep, though.
I don't take my wig off.
Because they be mostly.
She'd be like, as soon as she's, her eye just started closing.
She got her head, but get her bed.
Where her eye clothes?
Her ass starts draining when the wig.
Situationate that motherfucker with the, on the head.
His eyes got a tie
I was to take a wig
I was going to take a wig
My shit
My shit be strong
Orange
Like Jess you follow
To make it to the bed
You stupid
Who you say
Was fucking with it
Chico
Oh man
A nigga came up on me
I was going to the airport
One morning right
Right
The nigga that'd be
delivering the newspapers
Right
The nigga was delivering
Newspapers
He was like
Hey nigga
Hey man
Tell man
Carlos man I fuck with the 85
South man
That's my shit
I was like you be label
be riding around delivering papers listening to y'all niggas i'm like that's what's up my
nigga i'm gonna you delivering the news while getting delivered the news that's real these are
the niggas that fuck with us the niggas who work security at all the airports the niggas who work
at the mail center sorting the mail for the motherfucking mail carriers they fucking with us
niggas who work at the door or the security for apartment buildings they got to be in that
motherfucker till the lady that you got to go see at the repossession place oh yeah she
fuck with the podcast heavy yeah exactly late night this is the podcast that
barbers listen to when they ain't got no customers they listen to it when they got
customers too running this shit yeah it'd be dope to listen to you even when somebody
in the fucking shit exactly all the niggas who work at shoe stores foot locker
foot action champs niggas who just sell tennis shoes at the trunk they fucking
what is heavy all the bitches who bray had the house love to listen to 85 South
show exactly all the baby mommas who get an unemployment child support and she
selling dimes and quarters, they fucking with his heart.
All the niggas who used to be the shit in the 90s.
All the niggas that got cut from being in the field.
A nigga that still got that 97-98 Tahoe.
Right.
That nigga fucking with this shit.
Shit, Flatchez bought an old school taho with them things on it.
That's what I'm saying.
That's a classic car right there, man.
That that ta-hole, man.
That motherfucker, pretty you got too, D.C.
I appreciate it.
I don't care way to go home drive that bitch.
I ain't lying.
Bro, you know who else been listening to the podcast?
I don't need smoke black and mild.
That would have been a perfect car to smoke a black of miles.
Perfect one.
I got to tell you this, though.
Like, a lot of ladies who breastfeed in public.
They fuck with her?
They fuck, bro.
I didn't not know we had so many breastfeeders that fuck with this podcast.
Oh, okay.
My nigga, my nigga Chad hitting the watch, man.
We're about to dip.
We're about to dip.
This ain't odd shit, though.
Hey, Jess.
Just the first time Chad.
Appreciate you coming to fuck with her.
Yes, definitely, man.
I hate that your foot was hurting.
Yes, I hate it too.
We gotta get you a new foot
The fuck is a perkinset
You don't know what a perkinset is?
I've said where the fuck is the
shit hurts, baby
It's out for being brave when you took your picture
in your knackle.
Oh yeah
Am I what?
That motherfucker broke the internet with her with
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
That picture, I love it.
The picture set the internet on fucking five.
I love it.
I mean, and still, I still feel like there's nothing wrong.
But I loved it.
That's my motherfucking child.
I do the fuck I want to do with my motherfucking child.
Whatever.
Fuck, I get naked, walk around with my mother, child, whatever.
That's very true. That's her motherfucking child.
That's it.
She pushed that motherfucking child out of her motherfucking body so she could do what the
motherfuck she want with her motherfucking child, nink.
And all, and then that's why a lot of black women was like,
nigguck, that bitch, do whatever the fuck she won't?
Because you don't raise black children.
before. You know, nigga. It's my
motherfucking chat.
And everybody in here.
Shout out of all the niggins that ever seen named Mama Tittis.
Every nigga than almost. At least
almost say their mama Titties on accident,
nigger. Y'all know what's handy, man.
This is another great 85 South Show podcast.
This is the 85 South Show.
This is Carlos Miller.
This is the 85 South Show. This is Chico Bean.
This was a beautiful experience.
Carlos, he was a motherfucker, and we're going to do this year.
Take Jess Alarious.
That's what it is.
Bye, y'all.
All right.
85.
85.
85.
85.
85, high, high.
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