The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Extended New York Undercover Pt. 3 | Ep. 77

Episode Date: April 22, 2017

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This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got T. Today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building.

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're gonna be in New Year's in church. With your stagging ass. You're gonna go straight back to work. With your stagging ass. While your kids still playing up your dirt.

With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternator don't work. With your stacking air. Now you gotta try to cranky With your stanging ass O's saying you gonna be lay for work With your stanging ass

And you ain't gonna have no fucking job With your stanging ass You don't bend over see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them nigga funna hangin' with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch

And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't no tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the AID But I might jump on the plane And Pau-A-Vou-La-Franet I got the jokes I'm everywhere

You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty

Hey hell niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitch is walking out

Bitches pulling up I'll apologize And then I say I don't give up I'm crazy man I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I don't give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl

Quit being stingy Now give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy baby Give me something

That pussy girl Yeah I ain't got a smell But I won't fuck no Checking got a smell But I won't fuck no Pussy got a smell But I won't fuck no

Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a fucking I'm going to fuck no Checking I ain't paying for it Yeah 85 South Show bitch

It's the 85 sound show, bitch. It's the 85, 85, 85, 80, 80, 80, 80, 85. What? Turn me up a little bit. Turn me up. I need to hear me. Man? I need to hear me.

Maine? I need to hear me. Come on, let the test, test. To test. No, I need to hear me. I need to hear me. Now hit the note like he did in rehearsal. I need to hear me.

Come on now, we're going to sell this blues album. I can't hear me. Oh, snagging ass, oh. I got a funky hole. Oh, staking ass, bitch. What if blues was that obscene? It was. But it wasn't that.

They covered it up. They hit it well. I got a fucking asshole. She'd be sucking on dicks. She sucked dick. She's sucking on on dicks. Now, come on now. Sing it like you're singing the r-

Think about when you first found out she was sucking dick. Hold on, cat, go back. That shit sounded good. Turn it back up. Hold on, y'all. We're working on the shit so the whole shit can sound good. Wait a minute. I'm going to tell you when my shit sounds good

like I like it. Make it sound good. Like I like it. Yeah, I can do the... Hey, but you know the blues songs was nasty. But they didn't go... They weren't so obvious

in your face with it. Come on, Marvin C's. Googling people. Candy liquor? Marvin Cid. That whole song was about eating pussy and it never got vulgar. I just want to be

eight days a week. That nigga added a day to the week to eat pussy on. I want to be eight days a week your candy liquor. Uh, uh, uh, uh. I want to make you come. Shout out to Marvin Seas, man.

This nigger said he'll eat the pussy so long because he ain't got shit else to do. This nigga said he ain't got no job. He don't need no job because he ain't got no bills. This nigga is a homeless wandering that eats pussy for an obscene amount of time. What was the name? Jody. Mr. Jody.

Jody, that's the dude to come fuck your bitch when you ain't around. We're talking about side nigger innovators right now. Man. Mr. Marvin C. He was a pioneer in the side-n-nigger game. Let's go ahead. Like, okay, so. So, Jody come through.

Jody don't need nothing. Jody ain't human. Jody don't got no job. Because Jody don't got no bills. Jody ain't, Jody don't work nowhere. Jody, Jody don't drive. He don't have to eat because he's... And then he's a cocky motherfucker.

He got another son that said, If you can't keep your woman from me, hey, just leave me alone. Hey, don't come over here with that hoopla. Man, you know, I was born and raised on the motherfucking blues. So I know, I know a good side niggins song when I hear one. They do, they did a good job of hiding it. It wasn't right in your face.

The whole song about pussy. It was in your face, but it wasn't bladed. I'm going to give you another old blue song. Because now I just want to say I licked the labia. No, I'm going to give you another blue song that was completely about pussy that went over everybody here to the guy. You think it went on my head too? It's this song by motherfucking. Tyrone Davis called.

called Mom's Apple Pie. Oh, come on. So sweet, sweet, moms, I called, this nigga said I call you every day at work and you say you can't talk because you need to make money because you got to pay the bills.

So I call you at home. This nigga was really at this lady with this good pussy to the point where she couldn't even go to work. And this back in the day where you actually had to call a landline, my nigga. So a phone call at work was real fucking inconvenient. Like you had to come.

from downstairs and shit and hello you still trying to fuck look I got to work you fucking up my break yeah like yeah you couldn't it wasn't no sneaking now look at R&B Trayson before he even saying anything

that nigger said which one of y'all coming home with Trigger he ain't even convinced the bitch that he's the nigga yet I don't know Tray Sons is disrespectful Nick I thought Trayman 3 Don't Tray me

Don't Trey name three You can have all these bitches You gonna take my girl I don't get how this nigga On his seventh album You pussy nigger Right he on his seventh album And his name Trey Sone

That nigga name is three songs He should have just dropped three songs And went out of legend Tray Sons French if you don't speak it 85 85 85

85 He's stupid as fuck This is the 85 South Show. I am your man, Carlos Miller. Oh. That was just some sad niggins conversation we was having on the side about politics. It's good to be back in the goddamn business. What's doing out here, my nigga?

Stop it on the Mingo, man. You know what it is. Do you understand? Get my mic right. Why the mic right here? They don't know how to talk you all, big, bro. I don't like the mic right here. Make sure.

Put picture of shit, bro. I don't like the mic right here. All right, we're good. Clayton, you know what it is? Clayton English. Right. Right. Working.

Working? Working. Working, working, working. What you out here working on, man? Glad to link up, you know, at the same time. Everybody in, you know, in the same city. Yeah. Saw y'all niggas on the subway.

Yeah. Shit was crazy. Chad was breakdancing. He had a little bucket. A little hat out. A little hat out. Chad always hustling. A little hat out.

It was showtime. That's what he said. It's showtime. And all of a sudden he hit a little play on the boombox. You know how Chad get, man. He's getting his little movie so you can't tell him shit. He ain't never been to the city before. I don't know.

Have you been to the city before? Man, the niggas showed up at the studio the other day with some band gloves on talking like puff day We're about to get it, baby We're about to get it I was like, nigga, we're getting it already No, we've got to get it, get it I was like, come on, man

just because you say some shit two times Don't give it no more. Let's work. That's exactly what he was doing. Let's work. Poins a rock everywhere. Like, nigga, somebody's going to have to clean this shit up.

They're going to charge us for this. No, yeah, Chad, you know, Chad, I, cat, cats, Cat, you cool. You're still West Coast. Cat smoking blunts in front of the police. I'm like, put the shit down, man. You don't know where you are.

Please. Jota came up here and got a poncho. He came up here, got a poncho, man. Joe been acting weird as fuck. We go to the diner. This nigga order a New Orleans linguine. Motherfucker had some noodles so thick. I'm like, there ain't no way he's going to.

Ain't no way he got. Louisiana Fettuccini. There ain't no Fettuccine in Louisiana. Bro, we're getting shit like burgers and shit. Joe ordered fucking Louisville. Weiziana fed of Cheney. Nika, it was 900 noodles in that fucking bowl. You ordered it from a diner?

Yeah. Because you know in New York, them diners, the men you be thick as fuck. Yeah. You don't eat all that shit. They got all them options. You think they make everything good? No. You were not supposed to order that.

Them motherfuckers had to figure out how to make it. See? You don't go in the fucking diner and order some fancy shit. No, I don't trust the dineer on all. I don't trust the diner on all. all that. They menu too deep, so they can't do nothing good. They can't make anything well.

It's too many options on the menu. So they have like, they don't even have a cook, nigga. It's just a nigga who said, I need a job. This nigga not a cook. This nigga not a chef. He's not known for fucking up shit in the kitchen. No, a lot of...

Hold up. This nigga is an instruction follower. He got his job by begging. He begged the most. No, he's like, nigga. We need a burger. You know, you know what? You know I know how to work the grill.

I mean, if you want somebody to go in there, I saw the little Mexican dude. He left. I see, ain't nobody in there. I see you're backing up. Yeah. You ask for it. This nigga is. You ask for it.

Fucking, I can't deal with this shit. Now I'm regretting all this shit. Because now I know that the nigga really not a cook just a nigga that following instructions. A nigga, we need a burger, medium well. What the fuck is that? A nigga, no pink in the middle. How the fuck I'm gonna know if it's pink in the middle I'm gonna have to cut this bitch open

I cut it open and just put the cheese over it Nick I don't know how to tell I cut it in half off the top He ain't even grilled it's work What's some shit that you won't eat Like out in no fucking restaurant Some shit you only eat That's somebody cooked at the crib

Because on my list Chicken is slowly becoming some shit That I don't publicly fuck me Because the worst shit in the world It's biting into a pretty ass piece of nice fried chicken and the shit slammy in the middle. Yeah, that's gross.

Oh, I want to beat a bitch. That's gross. That's gross. That's why I don't really fucking flats like that. Cook your chicken, right. They don't know how to do flats up here. Cook your chicken, right. They don't know about that.

That's the thing, you go to other places and you find out that your shit was regional. Like, you get there and they like, no, y'all don't. Apparently, you don't, like, you go to Chinese. Apparently, yellow mustard is a myth. I almost swung on the motherfucker. I asked for a hot dog with a motherfuckerucking.

It wasn't even a hot dog. It was a fucking ketchup. I mean, a fucking burger. I was like, put ketchup and mustard on that bitch. That nigger put some of that spicy yellow horse radish shit out. Like, nigga don't eat that bullshit. Oh, you don't like the stoneline? Yeah, I like yellow mustard.

You want French. Exactly. You got to say that, man. You got to ask for it by the hell. No, no, we don't. I won't. Then he didn't even finish the sentence, which made the shit disrespectful. No, no, no, we don't.

We don't. You got to, I think. We don't. No, we don't. No, no, no, no, we don't. No. Do you have... No, no, no, no.

But... No, no, no. It seemed like after they don't have one thing you want, you can't shut up there, no fucking mo. Hey, man, y'all still through this? No, then no, no. You go to the other... You want water?

No, no glass, no glass. You drink out the picture. They got accents in New York. You drink out of the picture, he's strong. You drink out the picture. You never hear these accents nowhere else in the world. Ask a motherfucker where they're from. It's like I'm trying to spit on.

Hey, you're your body. You, you, where you are, you try here? Uh, how you, how you, uh, body, or why you call here, huh? The worst shit is when you call the Uber and the motherfucker called you and be like, yes, this is the Uber. This is the universe. Okay, okay. All right, let me ask you this, fam.

Is it just me, or do these Uber people be rude as fuck? Yeah, they act like they really just, like they really just picking you up on their way somewhere. Hello? I didn't come fucking out. Like I called him, I said, hey, man, where are you at? What? I said, man, where are you? I'm on where?

Look, man. You took it. You pushed yes on your phone. It was 15 other cars around me. Oh, my God. What is it? Bro, you think that's something. You think you had a-

I thought I was the only one. You think you had a weird day. I met this lesbian girl that I know girlfriend. And she's a girl. Break it down. One more time for the slow people at home. It's this lesbian lady than I know. And she introduced me to her girlfriend.

And it's clearly a woman. But this bitch had like some racist burn. I was like, what did you do to yourself to make you have that? Like you, you was, I'm like, you. You was that gay that you wanted razor burn, bitch. Like, out of all the shit that just deserves to like. You like a scruffy little beard on your woman face? But that might have just been, you know, it might just, the beard might have been hers.

I don't know. That shit. Like, she might just start, you know, like some ladies that got the little hair on the chinny chin. You fucked with a chick with a hair chin. Don't, oh, no. Nigger! How many hairs? How many hairs?

Like if it's, if it's one, if it's one hair that could possibly be plucked. But, no, you can't have chin hair. Hey, man, some shit is a total deal breaker. No chin hair? Facial hair, period. Okay, so you never ran across the titty with the hair on it? Oh, my God. All right.

I'm not talking about no big foot titty. Is it a big foot titty? Is it a big foot titty? Because I'm just talking about. It was not a big foot city Okay That's what was so fucking crazy It was one long as hair

Like it was very noticeable Like you see this Like hey it's fucking one It was wrapped around her nipple This when I knew the bitch was crazy No this one I knew the bitch was crazy Because clearly she had let the motherfucker Get that long

Like she could have easily stop that motherfucker whenever she wanted to Was this like a good luck hair on this teddy I tried to pluck a tauter And then I bit a titty hair off one time. I was a young nigga. With your teeth? That whole story.

Did you try to bite it in one chomp? I tried to make it look like it, I sucked it, but I just, I really bit it. Because I was like, if this bitch won't do something about it, somebody has to. Damn, did he get stuck in your teeth? No, it was one of those type. You didn't have to do that? With this shit on your tongue? And then, you know what it was so fucked up about it after that?

You had the end of the bed. You know what's so fucked up? I kind of hope she said something about it. Bitch, how dare you check me up a fucking nipple hair? Where's my titty hair? Did she account for it? Did you bite my titty out? That's where I got my power from.

I don't fuck with bitch. It's too neat power. I don't. I don't. One time this lady told me she was an alpha female. I was like, well, bitch, you better go find some gorillas to fight because that shit ain't going to get you nowhere in the real world. What the fuck is that?

Yeah This is the 85 South show This is a podcast for niggas that didn't ever Suck a titty with a little hounder Man That's why we out here Hey Just

Do what you can to get that titty out Talk to him, bro You ain't got to put I know that ain't gonna fit But just twist it around Every day And see they think that we complain And they're gonna put this on the shit

The list of shit That men complain about But it's not complaining That is fucking despicable A titty hair Ain't no Nick I don't get a fuck What kind of freaking nigga

Ain't no nigga Looking for a hairy titty No But that's the thing Like You so used to tities Being the tities That one hair is a lot

You know what I mean Yeah Like one hair is like Wow We got so much success stories In these comments Today bro You gotta let me read these

Nigger My nigger My nigger channel Perez That's how you know We move into a day different market. Perez? He said, Carlos, with a comma.

Let him know he's like he know how to write a sentence. Carlos, comma. If you're gonna bring tities in the building, make sure them titties don't fight back and have at least 17 college credits logged in. First of all, I need to apologize for my studio audience because I need to apologize to you all, because we did have a loose bird brain-ass girl on this bitch.

I don't know what the fuck she was talking about. Honestly, can I be real? as I have been all these episodes yeah that she was dumb as fuck I didn't tell her to come but she was fine

she confused one of the I ain't gonna point nobody out because that's not what we do here as a staff as a team as a record label we don't we take a fall as a team she's lit

no wait wait let me say it Clayton I'm not finished I gotta do it but wait this is like this is really need to be said we drop the ball I said no when I first walked in

and then she got up and walk to the bathroom. I was like, she got ass and tennies. We would be retort. At least, she could at least sit there and look good. And then she started talking.

Fuck the whole thing. You don't know, no. I want to invite her back. No, the fuck you don't. I do. Only because she need to soak up some salt. No, she can't come back on this podcast. Just off the fact that she sat in another nigga lap.

You're not, mm-mm. Who lap? You're supposed to sit on the nigger lap who at least a part of the show? If a nigga ain't got on this, This hoodie, well, fuck it. She can't come back. Bro, we got a set of standard, man. You can't have no.

Matter of fact. So, wait a minute. So is it? No, can't even know bitches come on the show that don't like us. If you don't like us, you ain't coming. No, no, no, no, Dantianna Ali. No, you're not about to fuck with whoever in the studio. Whoever you see on this show just know that they fuck it with us.

Yeah, you got, hey, man, uh-uh. You just out here doing. whatever for whatever she was packing though all right check out my nigga Orlando Williams I real life been taking the shit Carlos say about being a side nigga and applied it to my life

took you this motherfucking long I guess I just had to get to the good shit young nigga just got some old pussy from back in the day from a 26 year old chick who is now my sad piece okay that's old pussy for you 26 year old he said who is now my sidepiece

hashtag Nick city. I'm 23 and I've been fucking these young hoes all my life. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This nigger 23 and thing fucking the 26 yo. I'm not going to fuck his comment. No. Wait, wait. Let me get to the end. Bam. Let me get to the end. You're fucking in your

age range. Bro, let me get to the end. You better get up out there out your age range. I've been fucking these young hoes all my life. Why ain't nobody tell me that that grown lady pussy was so glorious? Anyway, my nigga Carlos, keep giving us young nigginside on fucking with single mothers, older bitches and cuckus. Bitches my ain't getting my attention. I ain't getting

no more attention for me. 85-s-self, side-nick's shit. We respect it. He still got lessons to learn. But I feel like that he wants to have first- He's graduates, man. No, I don't think he graduated yet. No, I'm just saying, like, when you get some pussy.

Because his bad skills ain't... No. His life expectancy is low. If he thinks he's 26 is the old pussy. He don't understand. Man, I'm 23 now, man. You know, I'm probably going to be gone about 28. But he don't understand the Rubik's cube of pussy yet.

The Rubik's cube of pussy? Yeah, nigger, when you don't. 23, all the pussy you get pretty much going to be in the 26 in the up range. You ain't going to be fucking 23 old motherfuckers. You got to jump a decade. Because if you're trying to fuck a bitch, you've been knowing since you were 16, 17, and you

ain't fucking about 23. Man, it ain't going to happen. Let that shit go. You got to know when to get the fuck out of them. Or it will happen when she fell all the way the fuck off. Hell yeah, on that second baby. Yeah, and then you fuck the goat's up front of her sister house. Go ahead and smash the

ghost of pussy past pull the yearbook out while you fuck her. You ever fuck the bitch for who she used to be? Yeah. She clearly ain't what you liked at first but like, nigga this, I remember. This used to be the bitch that was at the top of the pyramid, but clearly she is the whole base

by herself now. Hey, you ever fucked with a chick? Like, when she was little and then fucked her again when she got big? We mean size. Yeah, yeah. Like, size well, like she was skinning. Like, she was small.

when you met her and then you don't see her for a little bit and then you fuck again when she big hey remember me hey it's me who me what happened to the other you oh my god nigger that shit be funny though man having sex is funny as fuck bro you ever like see somebody naked and like something wrong with this shit What time I swore I was fucking with this bitch. Her titties was too high or something. She had a tall torso or something. I don't know what the fuck it was.

That shit was just straight. I didn't have some bitches that I ain't like how they walked. Like you walked fine and closed, but when you just lay down. Come sit down. Stop walking around. No, stop it right now. It's not the same. Naked city.

I'm still laughing. Shout out to O.G. Tyrone, man. Naked city Clayton did you hear about this Aries Spears shit bro No is it Somebody said it on the When we're doing a line

I don't know Allegedly ARI Spears was punched Or knocked out On Cory Holcomb show The 5150 podcast That's just what the rumors Are saying

So is 5150 like The Death Rowal podcast now Yes You get knocked out over at that bitch They already didn't give a fuck About the line Now is man That's crazy

So what can you give it a breakdown? Or somebody give it, where can I? Well, apparently they were drinking brown liquor. And, you know, when niggas drink brown liquor, the niggas gonna come out. And, hey, man, it's a little piece of argument back and forth with this, I'm not familiar with this comedian, Zoh Williams, though.

Okay. So it was Zoh Williams, actually, and Aries Spears that had some type of disagreement. And they duped it out. No, they didn't duke it. There was no. That was not a good. When the motherfucker can tell you a story about a fight and he laughed.

Clayton, they got to a fight. It wasn't no fight. There wasn't no duking of anything, bro. There was no douging. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life,

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I didn't did this shit with my finger. Like, nigga, fuck it. This shit ain't working. If you ever got beef with anybody. Go ahead. You can fuck your fingers on? Nah, I don't know what the fuck I did. No, 85 South Show, look.

Huh? Oh, there it go. Might as well? What? Oh, we're going to watch that shit? This is the point of the podcast where we would insert this video that we are watching, you know, with credit to 50. 150 150 and all of his associates shout out to corey holcomb and everybody associated with the 51 50 you know podcast you know if you think about it that's it really goes back to the jamie fox fox fox whole shit which was you know what we would be considered a podcast now you know what i mean so they pretty much pioneers and they're all right when it come to that you know xm satellite radio they've been out here so if it wasn't for the shit that they put down we might not be dropping this right now so big salute everybody over there, Paul.

Oh, you pulled the wrong shit up. He pulled up the whole podcast. Right. We're going to have to watch this shit a whole hour. Just to get to the park, we're trying to see. And bone lights get, nigger. I put my fucking put hands on you, nigga, give you real black eyes. Come on, don't do that, nigga.

And that's the truth, nigga. Trust me, nigga. I've had about enough of your shit. That's the truth, nigga. Shut the fuck up while I'm talking. are the light skin niggins that wish they could be black But that'll do that work though

I know Go ahead with you Okay let's all that I'm not drunk nigga I don't drink nigga I'm very clear-minded Uh-huh Which means I'll fuck you

Okay Because I'm drunk Nigger But hold up Oh Oh Right Thank you for keeping me

Up to date In a breast of the situation Man we got to say it again Rest and peace Charlie Murphy We're gonna be sick We're gonna keep saying that shit Do the dope shit

at the beginning, like... The tribute shit. Like, do that, man. It's more classy. No, because I don't like how people do it. Like, I watched a little TMZ shit and they got little corny songs and shit. I don't...

Nah, man. Like, make it... You know what I'm saying? Send them off the right way, man. Right. Yeah. Charlie Murphy at real life. Let's speak on it. What's some of your favorite Charlie Murphy movie roles and...

Oh, man, I got to work with Charlie Murphy at the punchline. Talk to him. Super cool, man. I told him my Charlie Murphy's... The first time I met him, we split the house a week. Yeah, no, he stays smoking. Right.

He stays smoking. And, um, see, I don't know. I called him. I ain't catch him on the live night. Like, he had turned up a little too much. Right. The night before, they said. Because they went to the strip club and everything.

He was like, nah, I'm cooling out tonight. It's like, cool. I got you, but he was super cool, dude. Super cool. Yeah, man. Real nigga. Any nigga, yeah. More stories than a nigga.

Oh, oh, hey. That's what you, that's what you can. He never stopped talking, man. When Charlie Murphy is in the room, everybody listening to Charlie Murphy talk, man. Because everybody waiting on the next story he's going to tell because it's just like, he'd be like, yo, pass me in the water.

You know, one time me, this motherfucking me, Frank Sinatra, my brother. We had Frank Shin' Nadia's house. I'm thirsty as fuck frigging got no water. Like, it just started to, like, nigga, Charlie. And then you're thinking in your mind like, nigga, it was somewhere there was a room with Frank Sinatra, Eddie Murphy, and Charlie Murphy.

And it'd be a random nigga in my name. And Darryl from Full Four. It's like, who will I put this fucking party together, Charlie? No, and that's the thing. That's almost how you know it was genuine shit because who could make that up? You can't make that type of shit up. Like, the people that doubt that shit,

like, the people that be like, I wonder if that really happened. Like, first of all, it's interviews with motherfuckers associated with the shit. This pitchers to back up these stories that he fucking told. Right. So, like, when people doubt this shit,

it's like, oh, you never been around a motherfucker that was real. And totally real. Because can't nobody I don't give a fuck How good a con artist you are Can't nobody make up a story With them details And painted it's fucking vividly

So you know this shit happened And you watch the interviews And people confirm the shit happening I asked him about the I forgot the football player name It's Darrell something Whoever the guy was in the wheelchair You know on the Dave Chappelle

On the extended cut it They tell the story about how he was about To beat this dude up Who was paralyzed And I was like Charlie how to fuck He was like The motherfucker kept blinking, man, like he wanted to do something.

Like, how the fuck you blink like you want to do something? He was like, he said some shit he went up and made a threat to the nigga, and he said the nigga had a little mobilized wheelchair, and he just kind of turned the shit and wouldn't even look, you know. Charlie Murphy was a great nigga, man. Yeah. You're a great man, great person to be around. I remember when he did the show at Gremlin and he went to fuck off

and towed the check up and just walked the fuck off stage. You're a bigger man than me. I couldn't have did. I had to ate my ass for that whole time. Bombing it all. But you're taking the check, though. This check. This check coming out with me.

That's right. God damn. Why are you on, man? Tell me about this shit. Tell me about the Netflix show, man. Tell me about what? I ain't telling you about nothing. I don't know what kind of contracts I'm saying.

I ain't telling you about shit. Well, it's the show. All right. What show? Let me talk about the shit. I don't even know what we're talking about Allegedly This Netflix show now

We said rest in peace to Charlie Murphy And you're on this Netflix show I've seen you on That ain't what dope That's a horrible transition Allegedly That's a horrible transition You made it sound like

You made it sound like yeah Charlie Murphy Rest of peace No I had to sum it up Netflix show Like no All right Well fuck it then

No I'm lying I'm lying No shout out to love Shout out to all the people That work on the show Shout out to Judge Appet Shout out to Paul

Shout out to Coke Cause I ain't fucking with Pepsi Shout out to everybody. Yeah. I'm drinking this shit as a fruit of it. So I got, they call me back and I did some more work on the show. I did see. Damn, you keeping, damn, this thing gave us the shit, the story like we, baby mama.

Shit, they can make my, shit, I might do something they call me back. I don't know. Ah! You didn't tell me no plot, what you doing. Carragone. Your favorite part of the show? Oh, man. Who is you today?

You got to leave it to the imagination. I want you to watch the shit I don't know how Netflix I don't know how Netflix I don't know how Netflix works I think it's going to rate Netflix ain't going to get at you I think everybody need to click on it

and watch it in order for me to get on to the next one if it don't get enough thumbs up they're not going to call me back man that's what I think they took the stars away on Netflix too no but I play I work with this girl she from Australia she's kind of gullible

and I just try to you know school and let her know how shit you know So on the show, you got a job. I got a job. So you'd be acting, that's acting. You'd be acting like you're working. I don't act like I work.

Because every scene, we ain't never really working. Right. That's dope, man. But I wouldn't know if I was working because I'm not really working. I'm acting. You understand? It's like exception. I got to get you a perspective on this.

A lot of layers. You fucking with it? What? What episode you on? Because you know our audience, they're not going to work. They're not going to watch the whole shit Because they're going to start a season one Episode 6

Towards the end And then season 3 it ain't dropped yet Yeah Did you hear about this shit United States of America Bomb in Syria With the biggest bomb Where they dropped the bomb in Syria

They dropped the biggest fucking bomb They dropped Afghan Afghan They dropped this 21,000 pound bomb Nigger how are you going to move this nigga in the middle of the show You just now can't hear the nigga for the people complaining on that shit

who complaining nobody complaining delete them man fuck them cinema virus we need more nerds up here this shit ain't you can't do it no you crazy by yourself it's too much

so did you hear about this bomb and shit or no the biggest bomb in fucking history the biggest bomb they got that's not a nuclear bomb 22,000 pounds or so shit You really think it's that bigger bomb? You think they just tied a bunch of bombs together? I think that that shit is assing that. Who was the motherfucker making the bomb?

And then they get this bitch all the way up to 15,000 pounds. And he's like, shit, this ain't big enough. We need some more bomb on this, motherfucker. Like, who saw the orders? They were like, who isn't they right? Motherfucking man is only down there making 10,000 pound bump. Double them up. I'm convinced we being run by Looney Tunes characters.

The country. It's got to be. Bro, what the fuck? Drop the biggest bomb. Why would you drop a bomb that big on a country that ain't even worth that goddamn much? After you drop that motherfucker, then what? You're going to just burn the fucking big-ass hole in the goddamn spot that used to be and be like, fuck that hole?

We were trying to get rid of the Taliban. How big is the Taliban? Man, the Taliban ain't, they motherfuckers living in the desert. They stay in a cave. They don't have a car. Fuck the Taliban. I'm just saying, I think they're not using all the technology they got. I think ISIS is some bitch-ass niggins.

Because they broke as fuck. Because look, they do some shit like, well, ISIS has claimed responsibility for a car bomb like that. How the fuck you claim responsibility for some shit like that? You call the news and be like, yes, this was us today. Don't get it fucked up, bitch. We are in these streets. We did it? We want that credit, bitch.

I said, we did it. He did it. They're gonna cancel the 85 South show This is the 85 South show This is the podcast for niggas Who Don't believe shit You gotta see a motherfucker Walking down the street

In your neighborhood To believe that shit like, Nigel I just came from the goddamn Stole scene Three of them got down It's laba laba laba nags Down the street, nigga

Them osoblala la la la da nigger They in the hood, nigga Shit then got really fuck bro They is not playing with Donald Trump Nick of them estababab niggas is over here, bro. So who was there? It was Osama Lam Lama. It was Sama Lama.

It was Wilma Lama Lama. You know these niggas, because they got the beard all under their neck with no mustache. Them niggas ready for whatever. I don't give a fuck. No, man, but that's what they... The only thing ain't going to happen,

the gas price is going to go up. But we created, though. America created... I ain't have shit to do with that. America created, though. I say it in the weed. try to put us in the way. You can't come on here speaking in the fucking wheel.

They're going to take this shit off. Well, take it off. Take it off. Hold on, please. Don't see, you're going to see? Niggas don't give a fuck. I ain't been here in a while, man. I don't know.

Where the fuck you been? I got a, I don't give a fuck attitude. Where the fuck you been? I forgot this up. Can this shit be snatched away? I forgot. Nigger, they could take all these opportunities away from it. I came back like an athlete who just got on probation.

Nigger said you been gone so long. you look like Javelle McGee Matter of fact You know what Who said that Some one of these motherfuckers on her No who said it I don't know the name

Give me the name Nicker I can't go back I don't Man go back Oh so now we don't put the name Figure out who said this shit Shout out the covet customs

For them crazy ass kicks They put me up on Oh no but Javele McGee Shout out to them And all the Warriors man Let's go You saw the Cavs just picked up A big 7 foot 3 nigga

From the D league Who? Man, DJ Easy League. You don't shut your little Asian ass up. Oh. Well, you know, Russell Westbrook just broke the triple double record. That nigger's a motherfucking dog, but he's still not going to be the MVP. He not?

Nope. You don't think so? Nope. Nigger, LeBron James is too important to them. The motherfuckersons don't even watch the NBA viewership be down when that nigga won't play. Wait a minute, so he got 42 triple doubles. Right. And Charles Bargley ate what?

How many McDonald's? I don't know. He ate, like, 32. Hey, you know why Charles Barkley good for TV? Because he is an old hating-ass nigger. And don't nothing make a nigger who athletic play better than an old hating-ass name. Steph Curry can have a 30-half time. Everybody on his nuts, Steph Curry, one of the greatest shoes in the NBA.

Charles Barkley, only one. Man, Steph Curry's garbage, man. Hell, I played college with a guy. You better ball than that. You know who's better ball playing them, damn girl? Cobra Bryant. That damn Cobra Brian can be caught. Listen, let me tell you something.

Cobra Brian can play jockey ball. What the fuck, Charles say? Yaskyball. I'm thinking of the worst commentary saying Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson just used to be on that bitch. And then you're pretty, motherfucker. He passed the rock. He passed on.

Oh, that's all. Oh, that's that. Oh, damn. The fifth? Oh, shit. Man, George, is trashed. Man, I play better basketball when I played with Michael Jordan. Fuck, when he's out there, he just got the ball and he just taking it.

Charles Barker's a old hating-ass, you know who else old hating-naz-niggin' man? Stephen A. Smith. Stephen A. Smith is a old hate-n-naz-n-nish-n-n-old. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Hey, hold on, hold on. Skip, you're gonna let the black man say some of the day, Skip. Why that nigga always sound like he rising from the grave when he say some shit, that nigga.

LeBron James! Like you gotta wake up to say this shit. Stephen A. Smith don't understand that his goddamn hair cut look like his own backwards. That nigga brush his head from the back to the front. Stephen A. Smith, you got... Now, this is not. the hairline that I asked for. I asked

for my hairline to be here. But for some reason, he decided to come all the way back to where the headline doesn't originate. Hey, Skip, you ever notice when Skip Baylor's got more than two black

people on the show and they just get aggressive, he just let them have it. Like, okay, you got it, but I got the cops here. When there's two black people on there, Skip, sit like this. He crossed everything What'd you think he'd be saying to this man Skip to tie himself in a knot Skip be sitting over there look

Skip over there like What do I have to say to make these niggas fight He already know what to say LeBron James isn't as good as you think he is This nigger here Instigate Yeah But Clayton I got one question

Sports shows too watch the 85 South show instead I got one question What's up Who the fuck was hating on Man Man Who the fuck We've been trying to figure this shit out man Because this got to stop

Who the fuck is this nigga hating on Man Man? Who? I want to know He's probably a nigga that drank One of these sized beers Right You know who we got to give a shout out to

One of these beers make you hate on anybody We got to give a shout out To Kendrauma He dropped that new album That bitch I ain't even got to hear all though From what I heard though The bitch already

You know one of those Sit down Sit down Be humble No, have a seat, bitch Stop Speaking of Cuevo, wait one second Quavo need a round of applause then

Quavo Hold up man Is the Black Forest Gunk Apparently That nigger came out of nowhere This motherfucker is too good at too many things Did you see him throw the football Yes

Through the basketball hoop Yes And I'm going to say it was from a hundred and thirty yards away. Okay. Because it made the story sound great. I'm going to tell you when I knew the nigger was talented. When the nigger had everybody in the world saying, Trapped out the bad door.

Trapping out the house with the boys on the windows. Trapping out the house with the boys on the windows. Trap. Digger. Come on, man. But first of all. Trapped out the bando. First of all.

First of all. Come on. Got work like Lindsay Lohan Nigger, you know he had a constant supply of work Lindsay Lohan had cocaine every time she got pulled over She never let the police down

Where the fuck is Lindsay Lohan Nobody even asked Nobody even asked We don't know who dick She's sucking cocaine off of these days Lindsay Lohan Is Bruce Willis still alive? All these white people just

Were they gone? What happened to Bruce Williams? Lindsay Lohan, like, I think you can get, like, I think there's a little happy medium in Hollywood where you can just get enough money so you can get the Coke you need to keep fueling you. Yeah. Long as you, and you stay famous

because you're being like people TV because you go get a fucking Starbucks and your Prius, you're a real celebrity. Because they got lists. You know, the A list, the B list, and, you know. Damn. You'd be down there with the... I'm on the special ed list with all the niggas.

Nah, we're on the, uh, We're on the goddamn, like, we're on the list for the shit that, man. I don't really want to be too famous. I want to get a little more famous. I just want to get a little bit more famous. That's it. I don't want to be too famous. Like, I'm not the type of, I'm not, because I'm not a nice nigga.

I noticed that. And then people say dumb shit, and the comedian in me make me say dumb shit back, and that's not healthy. So, like, give me examples for the people. What not to say to Carlos Miller? when you see him out. Yeah, don't greet me. First off, let us pee. Exactly.

I got to pee, man. Saw me drink this big ass beer. You're going to follow me in the bathroom. Hey, man, I love what you doing. Pissing. That's what you like. Get your weird ass away for me. Don't approach me roasting.

That ain't going to never make me like you. Oh, here you come. Oh, God damn Carlo O'Uglad. No, I'm not. That ain't never made me want to be like, I want to be friends with him. Like, why y'all cool? That nigga walked on like, oh, no, nigga, fuck.

Now, you know I'd be joining, too? I do not give a fuck. They act like a nigga walking around, like, who can Joan? That I can put on this new project I'm working. Yeah, we're not. I get the fuck out of him. Whatever. What else you got for him?

What you doing in here? I'm doing what the fuck everybody else is doing in Walmart, ma'am. I'm buying a motherfucking mountain bike and some mountain dude. bitch I'm going camping what about this shit I'm buying outdoors equipment yes I need a king size cheetah quilt and some

motherfucking Georgia bulldog pajama pants and a bag of oranges bitch why I'm get out my basket I need everything in this mother I have needs bitch Carlos why are you buying grape juice and pork chops bitch because I'm going to church

also you eat cheeses bitch yes and not giving me the hook up when I come to your job? I don't like this. Can I get a bitch? Hey, can I get a damn discount? You selling me these dirty-ass

white tees and shit? I don't like that after the fact shit. Oh man, if I would have known you was here, I would have got damn pay for everything. Oh, you're going to magically wait till the bill, okay? Uh-uh. I don't like rude people. Hey, uh, he ain't... They're not... People who want to talk shit. He ain't all that

famous to me. I don't know who he is. Let me get a picture. Bitch, no. You're not fucking with me. But you know what? Like some people would be trying to get little moments. That's what happened with PNC back in the day. And in the mall. Remember, like, because them bitches was flexing on Pimp

and saying extra shit, like, motherfuck. Like, the dude that ran the store was like, you know, that's PemC. And they was like, South? Right. Niggas, stop being so extra, man. You don't got to give a nigga six dabs. I see you, nigger.

I got to eat with these hands. I can't hold hands with a nigga. Hey, bro. God damn, I'm fucking with you a long way. My nigga, you know me. I'm fucking with that music and all that shit, man. What about your music? I ain't got it on me.

I ain't got no music. I ain't got no sound cloud, no goddamn social media or nothing. But, nigga, I'm telling you. My music is it my mind. It's in my mind. It's in my mind. I've freestown. Get the fuck out of it.

Fuck out of here. Ugly bitches, leave me alone. You think I work this goddamn hard and gathered all this TV. To be fucking with it The niggins who you used to fuck with Don't even fuck with you You know what

Your confidence is too goddamn half Fuck that Fuck that Ugly bitches Lose some of that confidence But shoot your shot Because you never know You never know

You never know That's disrespectful You never know It's disrespectful You never know what you're like Until you're liking it You know what Maybe I got to change

Some things about me Yeah Because the type of The other bitches Lower that self-esteem But shoot your shot myself asking that's the only way you ever gonna get on what made you think i'd fuck with you like when i saw that i was like i'm not even that type of person but i felt like damn you don't

listen to none of these fucked up things i say on the 85 self show you haven't decided yet that it's like that little nigga crazy but he works hard so maybe he likes decent women i'm like i'm a asshole so i can attract better women oh you that you put that out there what put that out there no it worked i'm not That's why I don't even, don't hollet me. Don't even hollet me. I'm good. Leave me to fuck alone. I got some good shit working over here.

I didn't got, I didn't, you know, I've been going to watch the church on YouTube to find one I like. I just been watching it over and over again. What church? It's, it's about five minutes of just church, man. I've been going to. No, let me tell you what, because the pastor says some shit so real. This is how real the shit is. I'm going to put about 20 seconds of it in this shit.

It's straight. In the pastor's saying, sometimes I don't. just be praying to God and I just say God do something ridiculous in my life I can really relate to that so that's how I pray now I'd be like God ain't nobody but me and you

show your ass in my life do whatever you need to do like mix it up God bless me and however you want me to be blessed I don't even gonna be specific with this prayer do your thing Lord ridiculous that's what you're wrong just get ridiculous Lord give me some shit I ain't ridiculous Lord bless me with six

new tires yeah Free Gucci Man and give him a whole new personality Them type of blessing That's what happened Right That was a ridiculous prayer Gucci

Gucci girl is controlling the hell out of him She feeds the nigga and everything I need one of them Please make some ridiculous shit I ain't never seen Gucci Maiden this happy Man That's great She held them down

She is changing Shit is really changing That's what That's what hood niggas do They give a bitch some money Then they leave and then they come back and see how much the bitch still got and and that and that's how much that bitch really work you know what I mean think so it might not work like that I mean

it depends on how much you give the bitch like you give a much you give a bitch a good amount of money and you'd be like hi bitch I'm about it's about to you know what I'm saying and you come back and it's all gone she won't shit damn this half of it gone she ain't shit most what if most of it gone most of it gone oh she ain't shit this is the 8 5 South Show, we're trapping live out of every bando. It don't matter where we go, what city we're in, or any of that shit. This shit is going to happen one way or the other.

Shout out to D.C. Youngfly, salute to Chico. Salute to the 85 South Show staff company and record label. We've got some big shit that we've been working on. And I'm really proud of the team. My nigga Clayton been out there, L.A. killing it. Oh, man. Getting all type of offers and shit like that. Hey, look, I know I ain't here all the time.

Right. So? What were you going with that? Y'all ain't here all the time either. They damn show ain't. Because some of our videos got about 400,000 views. Some of them got like 11. Oh, man.

Y'all don't show up all the time. They don't. If we start looking into your little individual file, we find out you ain't shit. You know the shit that we post, we think the shit going to do. The shit that we think of them are like, oh, they're going to love that shit. Oh, this is going to do numbers. 437 views. That's whack.

We don't like it. Fett whack. Let a nigga fuck up. 331,000 views in the last two hours. Yeah, let the motherfucker slip in some do-doo. Right. Viral. This shit on TMZ.

Clayton. You're playing stupid music. Blah-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra. Right. Nigger flawless on the podcast for one hour and 57 minutes and 38 seconds. Soon as a nigga slip-up on the word. Did this nigger say flu-gazing? I think I got the flu.

What I think you actually meant to say was flukezone, and that's not what you said? Because you said fluoride, and that's a totally different substance, and it has a totally different chemical reaction? Flucazoids, nigga. I'm a flukazzoid. Hashtag flukezoids. Yeah, man. That's any motherfucker that gets some shit from a fluke. Yeah.

Like, he just lucked up and got some pussy. That was a flukezole. That was a fucking flukezo. A little boogecatoid, dude. up on a little cooch through the fluke's on it. All right, so this is what they're saying in the streets. Lisa Smith, wow, wow, that's what we get. When we give you the platform to pedestalize your pussy to put yourself in a place where you won't plummet

that you can pilgrimage to a profitable perspective, this is what the fuck you come with? Clayton is a genius. Yes, I did say that. I may not have read it like I said it, but I said it. Man, you drunk all that beer. It's amazing you can read any motherfucking. That they're really drunk. All that bill.

You're Peter Griffin right now. You're on the other episode with Peter be drunk. I don't. Yeah. That niggas scrimmel. When he pissed on himself doing comedy? Right. Never do that.

Ever. What else they're talking about? Lala Papa. What? I don't like that day. I don't like a lot of them. Lala Papa. Can I speak to Lala Papa?

Lala! Who was that that answer from? Papa. La La, papa! I'm named after my dad, okay? This is my girlfriend, la la, papa. Nice mustache. All right.

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That's all we need. I agree. I concur. That's real. Let's see, Chauncy 217. This Chauncy Billups, son. Little Chaunce. It's like six niggins named Choncy left in the world.

They used to call little chombs. Chonts. Hey, little chants. Don't know what? Don't never fight a nigga named Chonzie. He's going to beat your ass. It's like if you're named Chaunce Oh, he's gonna make up

for his name being Chauncey, man. The Lord is on that nigga's ass. Right. They named him Chauncey. I'm with you, my child. Hey, before you go... You don't face much adversity. You ever got into a fight

with a motherfucker that you couldn't fuck with on no level and it was, you didn't realize until you got in the fight? Tell me that story. You had to get in the fight to realize, this ain't the motherfucker. I want to be funny.

Yeah, that adrenaline the motherfucker. It'd have you thinking you want to do some shit. Hit me! Bow! This motherfucker's strong and shit. Wow.

I had no idea you were that strong when you got mad, sir. If you would hit me like that, how do you treat puppies? Man, what the fucking comments talk about? Chauncy 217. What Chauncy is talking about? Choncy. Shut up a little chaunty. What a little chancel?

What do you get this shit from? I got it from little chancy, okay? It was little chauncy from Jersey. He kicked me up. You see a little Chauncey, oh, go up and put everything in the trunk. You'll bring it back here. Hey, co-sci, come here. Chauncey, come here.

Go get us two sausages, some pizzas, and everybody wants some sodas or something. Hey, Charlie, look at him, what he's fucking talking to you? Pay attention what he's fucking saying, Chaucy. Yo, Chaucy, you got money? You got fucking money in your pocket kid. Come here, let me give you some fucking dough. Come here, let me talk to you, Charlie. Who is fucking kid?

He's always fucking broke, giving his money to bitches and bras. Hey, listen here. Fucking paying for pussy. You know what he did. with his money come on look at his feet the fucking Jordans came out i don't know why he wants to wear shoes over the fucking moolet he got to go down there waiting line with the moolies frank sinatra won't never wear fucking jordan i can't wait to pay too much for sneakers you know who else didn't wear fucking jordan's fat joe fucking fat joe he never wears jordan's anymore

he's always fucking air force once now calut on the other hand galette wears fucking jordan He lost weight in his feet. Speaking of Calat, Calat, you better fucking call me, you cock sucker. You fucking asshole. You fucking, oh, you better fucking call me, Caled. And stay the fuck off the Snapchat. The fucking, come on, the fucking, you know who's watching. And much blessings to you and your son.

I see he has a position. I have two grandsons. You know, speaking of great sons. They need work. You know who I wouldn't mind giving the old braggle too. Well, you stick it to us, sticking with the old palukia. I give it, though, that old grandson. Nicki Minaj.

What is that, what is the first name? Is it, Nicky's short for Nicole. I want to fuck Nicole Manage. Nicky come suck my dicky, yeah? Yeah, she won't think you on a safari, okay, yeah. You'll see the fucking giraffes. You'll see the fucking giraffes. You ever hit a bitch with the giraffe?

Wouldn't mind taking my Italian sausage and sliding in between the two buns? Hey, hey, little Kim. Hey, little Kim, look over here, you. fucking cocksucker. Come here, let me tell him. I know you're Asian now. Don't give me that shit. Oh, no, no.

Don't give me. Hey, little Kim, come here. Can you take a big dick, huh? Do you like giraffes? I got the magic stick over here. Hashtag giraffe neck. I got the magic stick over here. Ask if she wants to see your giraffe neck.

Louis, ask you if she wants to see a giraffe neck over here. You know who else I wouldn't mind giving the obrasutu? You know who I wouldn't mind giving the old business, though? Just tell me. You know what? I can't breathe. Just tell me. What's that little...

It's getting harder to brief. That little colored girl. Four colored girl. The one with the tits out on the Instagram over there. The little rapper, the... Ooh. Yeah, hi. Oh, you're your young man.

Yeah, no, not my mom. No. Young man. No, not the single mother, no. Young, the young, the young, man. No, yeah. You know, she's got to, you know, just. She has the rap song.

Yeah, she dildos and deep thoughts. Stop ships and rockets, cocked ships and rockets or whatever. I ain't know what you're talking about. You know what? Yeah, you seen her. She looked like chants. What about the one with the freckles in the ass? What about her?

You know the one? The one with the freckles in the ass. The one with the fucking, she's black, but she's not really black. I like the freckles. She's like a half moly. She's a moot. She's a half moly. She's a moose.

She's a hooly. She's a hoolly. Yeah. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Yeah. You're the one with the two little cinnamon bun tits over there. Two little line, two little lye. What are in canoles?

The little, no, no, not the fuck. I don't fuck with canolies. I don't do canoles, bro. Yeah, yeah, you got to draw a line somewhere. What do I look like? A fucking douchebag view. Hey, you fucking age. Take the canolies.

No, you keep the fucking canolies over there. What are they look like? A douchebag. Where you got to go? You got a fucking peepee? And fucking drink a whole fucking beer in piss itself. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Yo, let me lie.

I'll take over from here. I got it. I got it over here. Drink a fucking pee over here. Come on, guys. I got it over here. We ain't most tavern over here. Okay, okay. Listen here.

He, well, I'll tell you about my shoes in a minute. But listen up here. This is your man, all poorly over here. Taking over the 85 South, whatever the fuck. Listen here. These shoes right here. You want these? You want some of these?

You want to be fresh like me, huh? You want to look good? Take that attention off your ugly-ass face. Listen, I'll give you the link. I'll give you the plug. I'll post these kicks on my Instagram right now. I'm going to get Joe to do it. I'll fuck Joe.

Joe's Joey. Post the fucking shoes. Well, listen, I'll give you my phone or some shit. Listen, I'll post it. It's covet kicks. K-U-H-I-T kicks. Come on, you cock-suckers. He's not going to give you these.

You probably could tell them you saw them there. And when you get over there, DM him and tell him I sent you So we can send me some more Because yeah we have a kickback over there 20% I get the left shoe free I know everything that's going on Over here

When we post this There will be a link over there It's something you know show some love Shout out to Who was this guy Who is this guy? You know this? Hold on one second Check it on this guy Then you get this guy

Oh I got it no where since 1982 you like this hat over here yeah this was you like this it's custom you won't find it

anywhere you cock sucker it's over here hey man yeah but shout out this since 1982 for making it making this dope ass

hat custom for you boy and of course you know we got these jumping out the gym still

if you have not but you want to there's still time get a shot of Chad Cause the nigga got us on back order We ran out of shit Chad got us on back order Like a motherfucker

Cat Get cat The motherfucker who y'all keep hearing laugh That's him Stop calling this man a woman Cat Tell him the Chad got us on back order He keep letting us run out of shit

He ain't saying shit Trying to do everything by itself And be super nigger He ain't saying shit Then flip the shit on Joe Joe you got to do selfie cam now We don't know what the fuck Joe doing Joe got all the heat

He's sleepy. He wearing capes now, drinking espresso. This nigga eating Louisiana Fettuccine. Alfredo, Joe getting weird dinner, motherfucker, man. I don't know what we're going to do. Clayton is back. Oh. Hell yeah.

What? How long are we on the time? We're about to wrap up. I got to fucking go to bed. I have not been to sleep. Nobody has. Because I flew in. Look at DJ Rich.

I flew in a motherfucker. Everybody in his mother, man. The squat. Boy, I wake your ass up, man. That nigga popped up like a motherfucker. Man, the whole. The old squad been going, we've been going hard for like the last 30 hours. Ain't nobody been to sleep.

That's real life. New York, we've been running through the city, man. We've been working like a motherfucker. Whalingale, Season 9 is coming soon. We shot one of the dopest episodes in Wiling Out history today. Salute the chance to rapper for coming through. And oh, my God, we got some exclusive 85 South show shit that you're going to only see on 85 South. But we're going to wait a little bit and we're just going to sprinkle that shit.

If y'all fucking with us Like we know y'all fucking with us And we see y'all fucking with us There's some real shit right here We know who fucking with us We see who names come through And buying our shit And we're about to go international

If you want some shit Sent international The only shit is you're going to have to pay that expensive as shit It's not that we're taxing you But we can't fucking just You know what I'm saying So if you want some shit sent

Talk to him You can come and get it Walk out of here, man Some of y'all rich over there It's fucked You know You know You know what we said

Send us a million Send us a million We're 85 South show We are taking donations We like free money Because we're independent So send us some money If you got it

With no stipulation No stipulation Don't ask us to do shit Just send us some money We need some more money In the budget And y'all Whoever got that paper

Just send us some bread We're trying to do some big shit And it ain't that we heard No we need it Just send us some money so we can flip it, because we know we can. Shout out to New York, too. And my boy, shit, like, just send,

we don't have no budget. Like, we do all this shit, like, independent out of the pocket. So when we get a budget, we really going to be a motherfucking beast. No, we're in NYC right now. We need funding. If anybody, if anybody, like, got a bunch of drug money and you don't know what to do with it or some shit, we're going to give it to my sister,

and then she's going to give it to my auntie, and then my auntie go to church, and she's going to get the Lord to bless it, and we can use it. When? We coming to Florida already. June the 14th is the... What part of Florida?

West Bombie! No, no, no. Where do they want us to come in Florida? Because if it's North Florida, tell them to eat a dick. Why North Florida got to eat a whole dick? Man, fuck that. North Florida, racist than a bitch. The further north you go in Florida, the further south you get.

Fuck all that shit. Motherfuckers still riding around calling motherfuckers niggas at high speed. Right. Like, they riding around doing six. and you, nigger, like going, like, on some assholes. Yeah. Like, they ain't slowing down. That's how you know they pussy.

That's what I'm saying. Hold up. Now, say the shit going 15. Did you hear that the police stole over a million dollars worth of jury from Lubu's? Yes, I heard in that first three days. In Mississippi. In Biloxi. Let me give LaBoosie some advice from a nigger from Mississippi.

Whatever the police took from you or whatever they did. No, you know, you got it back. Wait, wait. Whatever they did wrong to you, just let that shit go. You don't, you don't want to get involved with them dirty motherfuckers in Mississippi. Say that again? Let that shit go. Little Bozy, you were too big of a start, and you know how dirty the goddamn South is, man.

Little Boossey said he won't go to, what you call it, he's going to file lawsuits. He's a civil and a criminal. Man, after the shit, he went through. I would never even want my name on no paperwork for nothing. Boose had been through some legal shit. That's what I'm saying. And the last shit, I was trying to represent himself. And the last shit I would want to see is some more legal shit.

If he got this shit back, drop that shit and get the fuck out of there and just never go back. But he said they took a million dollars worth of jewelry for three days. They didn't know where it was. It wasn't no jewelry. They didn't see it. And then he said they turned up with it at the precinct. Oh.

And they said they want him to come get it. He was like, he's not going to get it. He's sending his lawyers to go get it. Shit, he can go. I just have my lawyers with me. I don't go get my shit. We're going to have so many goddamn lawyers. I'm going to look like Michael Jackson.

I'm texting picking this shit up. If he got a million dollars with a jury... I'm showing up with every goddamn lawyer in Louisiana. The motherfuckers better not spit on me. The wind better not blow too goddamn hard. No. You getting every lawyer? I'm getting the lawyer.

All the biggest from the commercial. Nigger, I'm getting the lawyer. All my uncles are coming. They're pulling up with them smoky-ass truck dripping oil all up and down. They got them parking lot by the courthouse. You getting that lawyer? Hell yeah. Locked up for something you didn't do.

do? Nigger. One call. That's all. Did you die in a car accident? Give us... How the fuck you're gonna call them? All right.

Don't you hate when they try to make the attorneys to appeal to black people? Got locked up? Ride got towed? Call Big Al. Big Al was actually attorney in your labrimed Leberwitz. You ever had the police try to convince you that him taking you to jail ain't that bad? Look here, Clayton, man. I'm just going to be straight with you.

Look, I was searching you. vehicle found a little bit of marijuana i'm going to run you in yeah a little what just a little tiny bag of no no no no i eat all my weed no no no clayton i smoke everything that couldn't have been mad no what can i see it you can see it you can see it you can see it no can listen here i need to see it listen here buddy this is a good chance that might have been guacamole i'll run you down this is not a big deal sir i'm gonna run you down here we'll get you right in officer i don't have no weed no we're going to it's nothing major man Misdemeanor, go to court,

pay a fine, six months, comes out of your record. Hell, you might even make some friends. Nigger, man. This has been another magnificent episode of the 85 South Shore. My name is Carlos Miller, and we're trapping out of New York.

Oh, an update on the Roach Motel, an update on the Roach Motel. I'm chilling. We didn't bust no freestyles because I'm losing my voice. We shot two episodes of day, and we had to play a whole bunch of singing shit. I'm all wrapped out tonight, so check this out. The update on the Roach Motel is, but um,

look, we're talking to these networks, man, that shit's so dope. That shit got to go on TV, man. So we do have Rufus, my clip coming soon. You know what I'm saying? Some shit that you ain't seen before mixing it up. All I'm going to say is Rufus and Roach. Make sure you be checking out these Roach clips. We're going to drop, we're going to drop a Roach clip, see it.

We're going to drop all of them. We'll just, when this shit come out, we'll make sure we just drop all the Roach clips on the YouTube page, like a compilation of some shit. And we'll be dropping them all through the Instagram and Twitter and shit, social media so y'all can get familiar with this shit. Because the project that we got building coming for this Roach Motel, you're going to fucking love it. Clayton, what you got coming out? Man. I got the shit I'm doing now. So two weeks from now, I got to have some more shit going on.

Yeah, you always check in from the future anyway. Man, I'm not prepared to go to the future. My flux the past is fucked up. Oh, nigga, alternate. I've been ripping and running, man. Because you know I got a bitch in the past and a bitch in the present, so it's crazy, man. When you say, bitch, what do you mean?

Do you mean that offensively? What? Are you not disrespecting this? Are you going to do this? I'm just asking. How are you in New York and you got Hollywood? I'm asking. You going to hit me with this?

No, I wanted, that was the perfect opportunity? You want the feminist to come? No, that was the perfect opportunity. for you to say, nigga, you know the fuck I'm not, because I know I'm not. When I say, bitch, I don't mean like you goofy-ass bitch. I mean like you crazy-ass bitch.

I love you. Sometimes I mean like goofy-ass bitch. I do. As long as it's half and half and you're not just, you know, arbitrarily calling these holes, bitch. Yeah, no, Arlington. I think it's the improv. I'm coming there. I said Hodes, you said Arlington.

That's a correlation. Yeah. Arlington. Imprope. Coming through there. DC Improv probably already there And we probably already rocked out And we had a great fucking time Thank y'all for coming out And buying up all the goddamn tickets

Man this shit is so dope We and this motherfucker recording our own show 85 South show I met this nigga 12 years ago I met this nigga 12 years ago And we still motherfuck Do you know niggas don't even last that long What are you talking about?

It's a lot of people that didn't expire And also, and also, I'm gonna say this, we from the South, Atlanta, you did, we came up to New York, and we fucking your city up, we're buying up all the shit, we talk to all them little cute Dominican bitches that laugh with their tongue out, all that, you know who the fuck I'm talking about, man, we're out here, we're stepping on niggas Tim's and we're doing it, and it's not out of disrespect. You know who I want to shout out before we leave? because y'all used to come down to the south and shit on us and talk down say we country we talk slow motherfuckers wearing rebox that look like nursing shoes all type of shit you tried to play us and now we up here and we're doing it we love y'all but we're going to continue to keep fucking it up with these little Puerto rican and these tall bitches on the subway y'all got shout out to all these pretty bitches with these pay less boots on yes this podcast is for speak your

Peace. Niggas who've been fucking with the 85 South show before there was an 85 South show back when Carlos Miller was on the Monique show hashtag classic or when Clayton played peanut on House of Pain

or when D.C. was just a rapper and he didn't have that dumb-ass tattoo in the middle of his face. Ain't no time to play. Steal my shit. All y'all really inspiration. Keep pushing. Hope to see y'all soon one day.

That's real as a motherfucker. Yeah. Fuck. Er. Thank you for having you. Eyes open. This shit was born in Clayton English car. We used to talk this shit for hours, driving back and forth to shows, blowing blunts,

recording this shit with a motherfucking mini-recording. I'm going to find that shit and see if we can get that shit. But we're going to find some of that old shit. We got technology that don't work no more. We got technology that don't work no more. Nigger, you remember mini-disc? Yeah. Nigel ain't no way.

That shit was crystal. That shit sound better than talking to a nigga in person. We don't know how to fuck we're going to use that shit now. It's crazy. Well, we're getting the fuck out of here. We will continue to be magnificent motherfuckers. Shout out to all the ladies who are interested in a side nigger. Just don't look like a sad nigga when you try to approach one.

When we pose a flyer, like this shit. Read what the fuck is on it. I'm tired of having to tell you, motherfuckers, over and over again. May 21st, live show, Arkansas, at the lab room. Shout out to that nigga, Nate. This is the only promoter who want to be promoted. So I want you to shout me. Then why we got to shout you out?

Because the niggas in Conway, Arkansas, don't know me. I'm trying to fuck with the niggas in Pine Bluff, too. Because look, see, look, I got into a little whop-de-whoop. Nick, hit me with the woop-de-wop. The nigger hit me with the wopped the bamb. Next thing, I know I fell back. I got a little razzard dazzling. I got to my feet.

Nigger do some flimflam on me. I said, nigga, this hogwash. I ain't for all that jibba-jabble Next thing you know The police show up And throw me in the Hooskow These motherfuckers is in there Rubbernecking and goose necking

They're the same damn You're goose-stepping You're look at who you want to see And you're always scratching and itching It's the washing powder No it ain't It's the dude Bitch I knew you was wrong

When your chin touch your chest I knew you was wrong And yeah You can tell a nigga lying Because the niggins line Say huh A nigga if a motherfucker Chin touched their chest

They laugh That you caught them off guard Just know that You know that motherfucker You try to fix it You can't help You know who else guilty Who?

Them old who me ass Nick Who me? Yeah That nigga Is a motherfucker I can't stand With motherfuck

Still shit That people leave Untended Who me No, no. You ever seen somebody try to rationalize they stealing? Mm-mm. You ain't ever seen that shit?

How they do it? The motherfucker be in your house like, oh man, you got a lot of roaches in this ass tray. I'm just going to take a few for the trap. No, you're not. No, that's half a blunt. That ain't no roach. That ain't.

That ain't for the morning. Clayton got roaches that's this longer at his house. Man, hey, you got to. He made that nigger and he has so many. He'd be like, that ninger ain't even going to miss these motherfuckers. I'm going to get me to it. them bitches but he'd be like no man and then don't nothing else come

out you know most of the time when the motherfuckin say no they got a little bullshit reason wise no they're like no man I just like my roaches and I'm gonna keep him Clayton just be like no man what fuck I can't give you a reason for and then he'll put some bullshit stipulation

on like you can have as men as you want to why you here what if I want it what if but if you're looking at them like I know these motherfuckers would get me home. This ain't for circulation. You should have saved you once. No, one time I went over the nigga crib.

This one he was there. He was staying at the old crib. I went over the nigga crib. That nigga had a whole jar of like half-smoked bloods. I was like, does this nigga have a weed sponsor or something? We got to get the fuck out of here, man. We've been in these. This is the same studio where goddamn little seas got rubbed, I think.

Man, I think it is. I think it is. There's definitely the studio where Foxy Brown put a pussy on Jay-Z Mussel. Nigger, I'm telling you. When DMX was, you know, when he came up with the second album, he was in one of these little bit-ass room. They record poetry, and this is a little motherfucker. DMX made that, he made the skit where he was like,

whose dick you suck it? Right in him. He made that right here. Hell, yeah. This is the same studio. where R. Kelly Pied on that girl. He was eating ass right here in his room. This is a throwback.

This shit nice, though, man. We're going to keep this shit pushing. It don't matter where the fuck we go. Whether we're in the trap or we're in some nice shit. We still going to deliver a dope-ass show. This is the 85 South show. My name is Carlos Miller. That's my motherfucking partner in this Salvador Domingo.

Come on, man. When you see this motherfuckering hammer with that 85 on it and then, yeah, brave enough to do it. We are out here. Also, we got a pyramid scheme for all my scammers. Oh shit All my scammers Oh, breaking new Clayton

We got the 85 South show Rolling Trades in too That's what the fuck I'm talking about Yeah Yeah So make sure Hey next week We got a pop-up

Flash sale I don't know how long The shit You can get this Rolling Trade As Trade Lighter Whole shit

And check this out Check this out If we can get If our sales Jump through the summer We're gonna have Some new dope shit For y' y'all

Like what? Like a track jacket Track suit In the journey You just, you want to go ahead and just tell them. Yeah, because I got to tell them. We're working on a new shit. Look, man, don't tell them.

Working on. Don't. Because they got to. Coming soon. All right, I'm out. We're out. Fuck it. Fuck it.

Look. May 21st. Buy some more shit. May 21st. Buy some more shit. May 21st. Buy some more shit. And what that girl said.

No, what the girl said online. Sell these 85 South shirts to white people. Because that one girl said she thought, she was like her coworker thought it was for another team. No, she thought it was for. No, she thought it was. It was in memory of the, of the 85 Interstate. She said, she thought, she said, oh, so they made memorial shirts for the, for the interstate?

This podcast is for the old 85, South and North. You realize we rode that bit so much, we wore it down? Nigger. Like, we slab rode that bitch so goddamn much. That's what, that's ironic. Niggas thought that we was going to ride to the wheels fall off. Now we got a chain, we're going to ride to the road till. Yeah, man.

Hey, hey. You heard it here first, my nigga. We're going to ride to the road tail. All right. Bye. 85. 85. 85.

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