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I'm about to block your ass on everything
I don't even want you looking at me
I'm about to block your ass on everything
Ain't none of my pictures you can see
I'm about to block your ass on everything
You didn't took this shit to Fox
I'm about to block your ass on everything
New page I can see who you are
I'm about to block your ass on everything
From the phone to the social media
And if I see you in real life
I ain't going to even greet you
I'm going to block you from the family union and the cookouts.
And you can't even be a lookout.
When my birthday come up, I'm going to block you on some shit like Facebook, then Instagram.
And then Twitter.
And then TikTok.
And then Twitch.
You a bitch.
And then YouTube.
Because fuck you YouTube.
Yeah.
That's how I'm feeling.
Just want to block everybody.
Bro, sometimes I be on social media and I read you shit
and I've been like, I don't even want to live on earth
with these motherfuckers.
That ain't like this.
Just stupid.
There's some dumb-ass people out of hell, bro.
Super, super.
I can't be some shit so dumb.
I don't even know if it's real, bro.
I'm tell you what fuck me up.
Y'all seen that Hernandez documentary
that Hernandez family.
Man, that shit's real old.
No, no.
You're talking about Aaron Hernandez?
You're talking about the Menendez?
Man, they're dead, my bad.
And they're both for them out.
They out?
They're out?
No, they both.
They both got them out.
No, I'm gonna say, what the fuck?
I'm scared.
No, because, nigga, I don't need to go.
Y'all need to get on TikTok and get my motherfucking people out of there.
Y'all don't feel like that.
Kim Kardashian when they got this.
He didn't get killed their parents.
Yep.
Everybody know that.
That was one of the most popular.
You think they got molester for real.
Hey, one day at the, one they, I do.
When they at the Lakers game or a Knicks's game and they're on.
You know, four sides?
Yeah.
Went about three Rolex, this is a $70,000 Porsche.
They went on a spree.
But they went to open a restaurant and everything.
Yeah.
One of them brothers in jail paint shit.
It's weird that I kind of want one.
What that?
I don't want this shit.
All the murderers are like these artists, bro.
Well, Jeffrey Dahmer did.
Jeffrey Dahmer paint Ted.
And then they painted the goddamn walls with his ass.
Charles Manson got a bunch of art
You down the show do
They got to look
They're down there
They got to Charles Manson museum
Some goddamn way
They make a lot of shit
But they all they take it from them all the time
I think they're gonna let them in there
brother's out
I don't get a fuck
I don't think so
I think they gonna do it
They ain't gonna let them
They're gonna let them guys out
Yeah they will
Every toe off and they let some murder
Not them too
But when you were saying about it
They got TikToks on their like
Protesting against that shit
Like trying to get them to
They should
They didn't take a serious back to me.
They're going to do it for real.
They're going to let them out because of that.
And they've been there with 30 years.
But they got life without parole, but they posted got the death penalty.
The gas train.
They're Kelly, though, right?
Yeah.
Canada ain't got no death penalty anymore, right?
They ended up there.
They ended it?
Yeah.
If anywhere going to hang it, he's going to be calories.
Now, here is the state of Mississippi.
We don't give a dead.
Everybody, the power's going to go out for about two to three minutes.
We got a knicker that we got to keep.
I feel like if they get their pen to, like, the lecture,
and they hit you one time if you survive, they got to go and let you go.
They're going to cook it again.
That's crazy.
That's your head with that goddamn Georgia Power one more time.
You know, the muffin' on die right away.
That sucks.
No, they got to.
Because what?
What was that?
The green mile?
He put the shit on his head so it would.
He didn't want to start to him.
or something shit.
He didn't with the sponge.
Oh.
That water made that shit.
Yeah.
So it just cooked them from the inside now.
Make it out of all the shit on all that.
I was fucked up back in the day.
I used to watch the faces of death and shit.
They got that shit on you.
We remember that shit.
Faces of death.
Used to be a little video.
About the motherfucking getting killed.
Oh, it was like a bunch of people.
They had like three on my thing.
Everybody went on Rodin.com.
There's five of them.
Y'all used to be on.
Martin.com back in the day.
Yeah, that was fucked up.
I only went on to the C-Pock, man.
They ain't going to, ain't going up back then.
I don't even know how much of that shit was real.
That shit real, bro.
Not, in this day and age, I started to question a few.
No, but that shit is real.
Oh, I don't really believe shit I see on the Internet no more.
Back in the day.
Especially when I started seeing that they had them find-as black girlmommas on that.
In the church.
For that church.
Tedded you up in a church.
Oh, damn.
That's not real.
I know.
Yeah, you can't stop looking at it.
But.
They're playing on what is in reality.
So you're telling...
No, no, no, no, what I'm saying.
You will go to church and you'll see some big-ass tennis.
But they aren't posting now.
Those aren't...
You know what I'm saying?
But if you took them old ladies from the church
and you smoothed out them ring and put a good brow on them,
you mean they tell me they'll look that good?
No.
Cut all the moes off.
Because they smooth all the modes off.
No, first of all, first of all.
You're stupid.
The old ladies have a lot of molds.
They keep one of the mold.
right here that one.
I'm part of the hour
right there.
They're like troves.
They're probably
all the dicks
he'd in there.
You're stupid.
That's stupid.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to say,
my grandma,
I'm full of the bitch.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You got a lot of green kids.
Got a lot of mows.
I'm on a lot of light skin when I go.
Really?
Yeah.
Need to go back and see who the millman
was back in the day.
Back in that day,
me to see who the milk man
well.
There you got.
There was a lot of white men
sneaking and getting pussy back in the day.
They were dropping, they was coming through, getting a little.
Not in the hood, they were.
Helping with a few little bills.
Yes, the fuck that.
Why do you think they got them?
All right, I ain't going to say it.
Right there, they called them honkies.
They used to honking.
This another word, number.
Send that gal out here.
This is one, all.
Huh, hey.
Send that gal out here.
That's why they called them.
That's some racist shit when a white man calls a black woman.
A gal.
I don't like when they call me brother.
I don't like when they call me brother.
A slave, baby.
Don't call me, bro.
My granddad is a slave.
He's a slave baby.
His dad was a slave mother.
He's d.
Oh, damn.
Your granddad?
Damn, man.
My granddad is a granddad.
Your great-granddad.
Your great-granddad.
Yeah.
My mama's dad was a slave mother.
Yeah, you just said your granddad.
No, I said my granddad was a slave baby.
He said, so his dad is the slave mouse.
That's what he said.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
No, I was a slave assistant manager.
Now you see how that...
I made sure the niggas...
How long ago that whistle.
Right.
So the slave master was down there did, but we know this.
All my mama people watch.
We know this.
That's the whole biggest line of the South.
So you mean to tell me this nigga is like one fourth slave?
Justin?
Yeah.
No, that's a nigger right now.
That's a nigger right now.
But he got slaves blood in it, that niggins.
Nah, I know that, that's part of a king.
Blood of a slave.
He's a nigga Nostradan.
And my lighter go.
That one I'll never let you see my light, Lord.
The Woodhams.
I don't know no other Black Woodham.
Wuddle, H-O-D-H-A-M.
Woodham?
Woodham.
That's a high school in Pittsburgh.
Woodham High.
Really?
Now.
It's in the hood.
That's why I'm a miller.
My people worked at the mill.
We was always self-sufficient.
We was millers.
You feel me?
Like, the motherfucker working at the mill.
I'm going to say this.
It may sound racist, but it's black last names.
But they came from white people.
Williams.
John.
Jenkins?
Yeah, that sounds like a name.
Any president.
Any president is a baby.
black last name, then. Washington, that's black.
And Jefferson, that's black.
You just named all the ones that was fucking all the black ones.
Are there any white Jenkins?
Yes.
Yeah.
Where?
But we don't say that.
We call Jenkins.
No.
They didn't change their name.
That's what I believe.
Whenever motherfuckers, whenever you see these weird white last names, they changed their name
because I believe they had so many slaves that they was worried about reparations
that ever being a thing and they ain't never wanted to link it to them.
So anytime you see them.
weird last name with too many
consonant galaphanacus
jeselnick
anything
that's hit that shit up
I thought them
do you deal me
do you feel me
first they had made a whole new night
so they can't have to
that wasn't us
it was taxivation
we're the jeselnics
we don't know any jimpersen
the jizzlebacks
what if
what of last names
is a white person thing
like what if we only had first name
from Africa
We had the long-in name
Yeah
But what if we got
Came over here
And the land name was white
White people
That didn't get two name
Oh that's how
I feel like Kuta Kinti
That was his first night
Everybody been Kutta Kinti
Jenkins
We had a
You see what I'm saying
Like what a
I think we had a name
And where we was from
Because we still try to be
I am Kuntakinti from
Untah
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you put where you were from on it.
For your last night.
Or maybe they're from.
Or what you did or what your family was known for.
Because on Game of Thrones, if you're a bastard, you don't get no last name.
You get a last name from wherever you're from.
So if you're bastard, you ain't, your dad ain't claiming you.
If you're in the cold area, you snow.
If you're in the river lands, you're rivers.
If you're in the desert, you sands.
That's crazy.
That's how they was doing us.
That's why nigg's last name be places they wanted niggas to go.
This is woods
Fields
Meals
Chambers
You're in shit
I ain't bullshit
And they want you to go somewhere
I'm telling you where to go
Streets
You're hell, man
Roads
They knew where they wanted you
You knew what you're supposed to be doing
Walk up
Kills
Kitchen
Shout out the dog.
And that his last name?
Hell yeah.
Now that you said, though I do think
Kuntikente was the first and he wasn't the first and a last son.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
And it was being mispronounced.
How were you supposed to pronounce?
You know, it got a little accent on it, so it might have been like,
I can't take a collar with a little something else.
with a little something else in that.
Something got left off like Kuntik.
Kuntakintek.
That shit was, yeah, inflections in different areas.
That nigga said chambers.
Counting, yeah, that's fucked up.
Hell, no.
It'd make you wonder, that.
It's everything in America,
it's like this motherfucker don't have no traditions
that you're going to be fucking racist.
Right.
None.
We didn't have no last night, guy.
So the last night, we got a slave on the big baby,
so we hit with a property.
Because we know who the fucker we are.
We didn't need to identify us, though.
Okay.
They did.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
The fifth lane.
Because you could have, you could have tried to disfucked up,
but you could have been a slave
and you could have tried to blend in.
Maybe he'd be like, no, I've been on here.
Remember I was talking to you, and I was like,
I wondered if they had some slaves that just walked away.
I'm sure.
Like they just looked like they wasn't even up the shit and just walked away.
They were fucking running away.
They just was walking so diligent.
They just assumed he was doing some fucking white folks and he just walked up.
Where you going boy?
White folks bitten.
My master said nobody better not stop me.
He didn't walk to Canada.
The nigga just came up with a good-ass line.
No, I got to walk to New Yorker's master said
once better deliver this message to his brother.
She said I was the only one
I'm the only one
can read it
You better get home, boy
He knows that his brother
gonna be mad
That a nigga can read
He's gonna dispose of me
When I finish
I wonder if the niggas just ever had
A good-ass life
Every time some white people ask me
Just walk the way
Tell me was the man's different
If she's all white people
She's right
This is my thing, though, since we're going into theories.
If she was first, right, she's number one.
I didn't say she was probably one, I'm saying.
No, no, no.
She's the Michael Jordan, a free and slave.
Yards?
Yards?
I don't know who's meaning if it's on Yard?
I'm saying, but she wasn't the only one.
Who was second?
She, uh, what's the name with first?
Why she's not famous?
Uh, uh, your boy, I know you're talking about Nat Turner?
Nat Turtle.
But he got, who is, is Harry to them?
then who in the top five women free and slave
with distance and shit I need the answer to
So join the truth
Okay she's second then
Maybe they're time
Who is the number four
Right
Who is the power four? Right
Who is the fourth
But some of them wasn't involved in slavery
But they helped with the civil rights
We ain't moved that far yet
I'm talking about slavery
Before niggas was free
They're running away
If Harriet tell me
If Harriet get you you're gone
But it was like
Who two three three
He said people that didn't want to fuck world too, though.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I'm sure she lost a loader, too.
She lost her husband.
A husband ain't want to go.
Bitch you crazy.
Get you, shoot.
Get you around.
Damn.
That's fucked up.
That's probably like the first 48 when some niggas ran away and didn't tell nobody
and they actually got away.
And master thinking everybody knows something and don't nobody know shit for real.
This is got the thing.
the barn.
Unheard.
I ain't
sitting
a boy.
Oh, you saw
something.
I swear the card
on that guard
you told me
about I don't know
nothing.
You don't
got that damn
a weapon.
You ain't lying
to you
when they see
you putting
that whip out.
No, I'll tell you
nothing.
Mouser you hit me
with that whip
I'm going to beat
your ass.
You're dead wrong
now.
If I was wrong
I'd do something
but I ain't do
nothing this time.
You think it
was any midget slaves?
Yep.
No, it was.
No.
It was in the service.
They put in a racist.
I got a nigger, south of a camera ball.
Got a little one.
I got a solid-off, nigger.
I got snubbed up, nigger.
This shit going to end up in the wrong part of it, man, man.
When you see the motherfucking racist people laughing at this shit ain't nothing that's going to be funny.
This shit is going to be on, what, what, true social?
For the niggily, I've got a grown nigger by these.
Oh, man.
Just think about it.
They used to force him to have babies and then.
That's right.
He looks like a boy, but he's really a full-grown nigger.
Who wasn't he the person who tossed that kid out?
Whoever talks the nigger the frivolous gets five bucks.
That's right?
Niggin' talk about that.
You get tossed shit, nigger here.
Myfucking in the back,
lousin' enough for the niggas talk.
The happy set.
And what that guy, well, that corn hole shit?
What, what did they throw the little pouch into the hole?
They were going to throw it.
Welcome back, folks, to the nigger tossing.
The nigger guy?
Of the 1830.
I don't know what you're thinking, folks.
He's not a boy.
He's a full-grown ass.
Look at him.
He don't even know what he's doing is offensive.
I bet you can't throw me.
He had that a cool fucking suit on.
No, overall.
You're right.
This shit going to end up in the wrong part of the beginning.
You're going to end up in the wrong part of it.
Hell no.
They're cross-breeded these slaves and they have a fucking little person.
Cross-breed with a wood door.
Exactly.
He just people.
You tell them.
That's how you make a little person.
You took a small one.
But how did you get the first one?
Right.
That's a hell of question.
Different people was different people.
Dimmerites.
But you know anybody can have
a little person, baby.
Yeah.
But I'm saying,
thinking, but you don't
chucked a lot of this now.
Gary Coleman.
You got your best slave,
the biggest strongest one.
And then you got your biggest
strong and still working woman.
Then you put them together
and they have a little person.
Gary won't born a midget.
He was born with something
that, like some type of
illness and shit like that.
He was a dwarf.
He had a sickness.
He had a sickness.
He had a growth.
Oh.
He had a sickness.
He had a sickness.
Yeah.
And the medicine that they gave him
to kill that treated
stunting his.
broke. Yeah, he
weren't born in the middle.
But work not in his favor.
You can't keep saying
midgety. Yeah, they don't
you know that word no more.
Yeah, you're going to get us fine.
I'm afraid of.
I don't know who's going to pay
that little fine.
FeeZ?
CFC.
Come up.
Leave them people alone, man.
I would hate to me.
Every since he's going to be on your head.
Gang up on you.
Hey, man, that's
fucking.
what you said about the L.P.
The who?
You know who we are.
Look at me what I'm talking to.
They go to their party.
And the Jibit to Q2.
They can go out there.
I ain't never seen a...
What?
I ain't never seen...
We just going to keep digging a hole.
I ain't never seen a gay little person.
I always wanted to work at the airport.
Oh.
Look for American Airlines.
I was getting my bag.
one night, and this little nigger had to jump up on the belt and get the bag down.
Boy, I thought I was going to.
You had to tote that.
You had to tote him and your bag out the guy there.
Man, that shit is crazy.
The way he slid down the little belt.
I was like, what his shit?
The nigga had a lace front wig and it's a long nail.
I was the strangest shit I ever said.
Boy, you're lying.
And you're live, bro.
Put that on everything.
He is live.
I bullshit you not.
You lie, bro.
Can somebody in the comments is going to confirm it.
I swear.
Somebody's like, I do know that one.
He'll be out there for real.
They're going to post the video.
And when I send it to y'all, you're going to laugh your ass off.
We're heavy at the airport.
Shout out to everybody at the airport and help me catch the flight.
I'm telling you.
I'm not even them.
I'm talking about everybody who worked at the after.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, I'm talking about them.
Nick will walk us to the front.
Hey, man, stop the line.
Like, damn, nigh, three people in front of us.
We've been all right.
You flexing me, Paul.
Yeah.
They stop them up, I can do them.
I have to keep saying on the show so people eventually catch on.
Look, if you see me out,
anywhere and we're standing in line and you speak to me and you're in a better place
than line than I am, you got to let me cut.
Yeah, yeah.
But you know, you got to act like we was in this bitch together.
If you got a better spot in line, lag me down and I'm coming to cut.
Niggins be yelling from a jumping jack machine.
Loz!
Look, you, you make, I'm going forward, man.
I'll come over with any excuse to cut line.
Excuse me, excuse me.
the baby.
Any reason to jump.
I just keep saying, I'm with, I'm with, I don't never say who I'm with.
I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, excuse, I'm with, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I do that for big deal of women.
I'm like, come on, you neck.
Hell yeah.
Let her jump.
Get that jumper jack machine.
Let to get in front of it.
Woo!
Come on.
How dare you be in her way.
Get the fuck out of her way.
I got her way.
I about like that preacher that was dead thrown in my own.
Hey, what was that?
Jacksonville?
Yo.
Jacksonville, they got balcony.
Go out of his balcony to smoke.
We hear buddy preaching his ass off.
I'm talking about this.
When I woke up this morning, I put my feet on the ground.
I do I can walk.
This is real sort of.
I open my mouth.
I knew I could talk.
I heard my mouth.
Hey, that's that life-skinned nigger from YouTube.
Hey, bitch, fuck you.
You know what I'm talking about?
So we fishing to go, we're fishing to go grab something to eat, right?
I forget my pistol in the room.
I go back up and get my goddamn pistol.
This nigga Nets don't fucking like hell.
What I'm talking about?
The preacher?
The preacher.
What if that's what she was into?
Yeah.
But after, you know, the crazy part of what?
We were supposed to blurt.
The nigga looked over there and saw the niggas.
You ain't no real preacher.
Shut your ass.
And he shut the fuck.
He shut the fuck.
That thing that said, another him.
Shut out Blake.
That shit was fun of his head
because he looked,
because he was like,
we were on the balcony.
I guess he must have been out there
when he looked around there
and he was like,
boy, you ain't no real shit.
How did you know he went to reach?
He was like,
he was a young nigga with a bald head.
Hell, no.
That's all discredited.
Everything.
The ball head and the wife beater
just took his whole goddamn
brand.
You're done.
You've been ginking all night.
And the Lord woke you up again.
You thought she was
for the bat. You thought they'd hit you with that fentany.
I didn't let my dog to that fin, man.
Future, the crazy part, future dog really died.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
That's when people go care.
What you mean?
When dogs start, let a dog down some fit in there.
That should be up.
I want to think you do no opt-tops on a dog.
They do.
They do.
You got enough money.
I need to know.
know what happened.
For a black man did.
He's got bit by rattlesnake.
That's what you're going to happen.
White people dogs are always surviving.
They're going to get them to the vet quick.
Right.
They don't always survive.
Our dog don't have a chance in surviving shit.
Half our dog got rid of tied up to a fucking pintry.
First of all, we waited too long to take him anywhere.
So we ain't used to go look.
He going to get up.
Give him a few more days.
I don't look if it's a wall spine or what.
Hey, I had a dog on the way out of the door one time.
My dad came outside that, that nigga,
over the back door that dick looked at that boy.
He said, yeah, you might want to dig a hole over that.
This fucked up, man.
I wasn't going to dig a hole over there in the corner.
That my fuck, that my fuck, going to walk him.
I said, God damn.
But y'all ever had a cat?
Hell.
I'm scared of cats.
I ain't scared of cat.
They're just too sneaky.
They're too fad.
Like, dolls are bark or grind at you before they bite.
Hell out.
Cat won't do nothing but leap on you and scratch your fucking.
If the dog go out of energy, I feel like no.
If the dog go off energy, I feel like that.
Like, if you get in high chill, I used to have a pug,
a nigga stole the door.
Like, if I'm chilling, he'd be chilling.
But if I'm like, out there, he's like, yeah.
Yeah, that's what we're doing.
Cats ain't like that.
Cat won't even come when you call it.
I don't like that.
That's why I'm like, we had a cat one.
Cat, I don't even know why you named it.
You can call it forever, but if they ain't ready to fuck with you,
you can call it forever, but if they ain't ready to fuck with you,
it ain't gonna.
They're too quick for me.
I don't like that.
I fuck with them when they fuck with me,
but I couldn't have one.
Like, if I'm at somebody housing the cat,
come up to me. I respect it because I'd be like, okay, you know what it did?
And they always be like, my cat don't really fuck with me. And I'd be like, well, why your cat
trying to fuck me? What's going? Get this little motherfucker off me, man.
They're all fucking. Hey. You white girl told me her cat had AIDS.
That shit's right. They do have cat eggs. Is it contagious to us?
I don't know. I got the fuck up out of it. Right. Because you don't even scratch you, like,
what the fuck? You said, what not?
Cat AIDS.
I ain't never heard of that.
Ask your wife.
Did they get that from that beastality?
Huh?
How did the cat get that ain't a beastie?
How do they have a little version?
Yeah.
Yeah, they probably got their own version.
But still.
But I'm saying, if the cat scratch you, can you get that shit?
You're going to have cat AIDS.
Yeah, you're going to have cat eggs, too.
So.
You're going to grow whiskers.
Then they're going to start wanting lasagna.
All the cat was.
You're going to start what?
They gonna start digging in the car.
Yeah.
Sniggy's only shit in the sand.
Leaping on trees and shit.
Got a big-ass house.
Look down, you dip that nigga,
that thing up, that nigga back fold up.
No.
I don't fuck the cat.
Just as the walker fan, nigger rubbing it back on,
niggins.
Fuck wrong with you there?
Fuck wrong with you, that?
You get pissed off and go to hissing that, motherfucker.
I don't like people who own snakes, though.
I own little fucking snakes, y'all.
That's a weird-ass animal to have, like.
You got a big-ass python.
Oh, weird.
Thank you.
So I don't have a snake.
Fuck that.
I don't reign in Florida, me.
Don't say, no, don't you.
I had a bad pipe, a ball python.
One of the yellow motherfuckers.
How big it got, how big it was?
It was big.
My brother had one, but the rat ain't no kid than it.
He got to feed them when they're ready.
Yeah.
But he put, yeah, he put the rat in the state.
Yeah, if you don't feed them when they're ready to eat
or if you put too many in them.
They won't eat them.
Hey, I want to see the rat after they kill that nigga.
They never breathed a horn.
Hey!
Come in!
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's a one, isn't it?
Hey, the whole right of me.
Who else want to summon D-bo?
Who else?
Hey, come pick your partner,
Billy Jays say shit.
Dig him up.
Put him in the dirt!
Ain't a whole right in him here.
I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake.
That shit funny as hell.
You got to show motherfuckers you can take them out when you feel like.
You got to get the ground underneath your feet.
You got to win behind your back, partner.
In the house.
This nigga here.
God, though.
They are not very interested in me.
Oh, God.
Because one time I had that motherfucker
and it was around my leg,
and that bitch got tight in the motherfucker.
I'm looking at it.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't cut your ass in hell.
My partner got a steak right now.
He won't even take it out of play with it.
I'm like, nigga, take it out.
He's like, damn, no.
He's fucking with that.
Man, that nigga got a piranha, bro.
That nigga got one piranha, bro.
In the hood.
This nigga on Boulevard.
This nigga feed that bitch.
dog food. They'll eat meat.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
No, he feed his fish dog food.
Like dry.
Dry dog food.
Oh, okay.
That'll work.
That's crazy.
They'll eat whatever.
But that water so dirty, but you can't even see that nigga in that motherfucker.
I'm fish.
He's like, I ain't talking that motherfucker?
He's got a snake in it.
How are you all?
You're scared of?
That's shit right now.
Bro.
Hey, man, I got a nigga.
I got a monkey.
I don't know where he is right now.
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I get a bullet monkey.
Nope.
I don't get...
Friendship, man they can do more than I can do.
One of the one that don't get a tortoise.
I don't want nothing with no thumb.
I'm scared the motherfucker might say something.
Then one day, they want to say something.
Start telling them what you need those.
House.
What you're doing in here, girl?
Because if they be around you, they'll learn all the shit that they do.
They fuck around it.
This motherfucker starts saying shit.
Hell not.
So the other day...
You're going to all the day that's dropping up your weeds.
What are the all of the day is stopping them from top?
He's going to wait for you to roll it in.
grabbed that motherfucker
run off.
He already,
they studied
that type of shit.
He's like,
he'll know how to do that.
You're a snatching shit
to go out of that.
You ain't even going to want
to smoke it
if you get it
back in and put
mucky hands on.
He's been over in the corner
smoking your shit.
He probably
ain't even smoking the motherfucker.
You look,
dumb ass just eating.
Then you find out
this motherfucker
been hiding lighters around the house.
you can't sleep in that bit.
We're going to sit the bit on fire.
So what do you think,
stopping market from talking?
What if they just got the wrong vocal cords?
I think they can't,
I think they could.
They just got the wrong vocal cords.
I think it's because if birds can say what we say.
They're not going to talk until all the wars end, bro.
They're protesting.
Oh, they all took a political stand.
But they didn't care to go over so long that they don't know.
they can talk
is that what you said
this is the plot
of playing you're very smart
do you see how after
they obviously can't talk
you fucking crazy
no I believe they can't
they can't
I believe they communicate
but they can't speak
how we speak
they're telling you
look don't say nothing
but mega
yeah
what I'm saying is
if a parent
can say
what the fuck we say
if they put a parent
vocal cords
in a monkey
They're only mimics
Yeah, they repeat shit
But it's about how they shit is set up
They're like, hey, some nigga at the door
But no, it's about how they shit is set up
You understand what I'm saying?
Act late, someone's calling your phone
That's because they got the more similar
vocal cords to us than the monkeys do
Because the monkeys got to yell at the niggas
I don't want no monkey to talk
They're too big, they're too accurate, they too smart
You ever see how accurate they don't
They throw their shit on the people at the zoo
Right, you don't want to take your child to the zoo
put the monkey runner to the cave and be like,
you and your child pussy, fuck in a
you, you, you, you, you.
That's what I'm saying.
They can talk about them.
Bench your ass.
Then you just brought another bitch
to the zoo last week.
You got there, hold a hand with another bitch.
What are he going to say?
You, you, you, you.
You do, you, you.
You, you, you.
You, you, you.
Oh, you, no, no, no, you.
All the other fucking get out.
They can talk.
So they can talk.
I'm telling you, they have chosen.
Because really, you can talk.
You can talk without words.
You be like, much, you'd get pretty far.
All animals communicate with each other.
We just don't know what the fuck they're saying.
If you can say any vowel sound, you can communicate.
You.
You.
You.
I.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
That's it.
They've been talking.
That's it.
If you can save hours.
What if they just don't really have shit to say?
Because when they teach them sign language, they be learning the sign language, the monkey.
The gorilla.
They're different.
I bet Mike used to talk to hip-on.
Mike told him.
Mike told Bubbles to sit down with his hands.
And he sat out.
Man, that shit was cold.
You never seen that video?
Mm-mm.
Mike.
There's a video Mike doing the air video of Bubbles running all the ground that motherfucker.
Mike did like this.
set the fuck down.
Bubbles jumped up all the shit
jumping around. Mike said,
you're gonna fucking say it.
The nigga had his own lane.
That nigga did like this
and being like,
the monkey sat the fuck down,
bro.
And then his cousin said,
Mike,
shit that bubble.
I heard.
Yeah, picked his ass up.
And that thing
pissed him up,
guy.
It's on my bald fish, too,
like,
Pursler.
That thing ran off the bubble.
They had put him in a little
Nogoo!
They had put him in a door.
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
Not a loo, but a spot where they just put animals and shit.
He wasn't in a regular spot where you could just go down.
Hey, man, it's fucking crazy.
Michael Jackson is one of the coolest motherfuckers to ever live for it.
That shit crazy, man.
Like, that nigga was on another level.
That would never be a number.
That was other shit.
I hope you do be another one.
Another Michael?
In what capacity?
I don't know.
Change the color.
complex and all that shit.
Do some wild shit. Do some wild shit.
Do you think somebody else can grow that fan base?
I don't know. I don't know if nobody ever be that fucking good.
Br. That man had a fan base, boy.
He was so fucking valuable, bro.
Michael Jackson is embedded in black people DNA.
You can ask some kids right now.
And they know who Michael Jackson is.
They're just born on that.
Might have been dead 10 years.
Yeah.
I was looking at a documentary where they were saying that he was on the set of the Pipson commercial or whatever.
So they were like, they were bringing in different drinks and shit for Mike to drink.
He didn't really drink soldiers and shit at that moment or whatever.
But he was doing shit for the Peltz.
So they said he took a can.
He just took a sip out of the goddamn Peltz or whatever to say that.
And the motherfuck were crazy over that can.
They were trying to sell that can.
Like, they were really, they really sold that can.
Michael Jackson drank out of that Peltzer.
cent can sold him.
Ain't I'm telling them what they got for that motherfucker.
That this is the cold shit about it.
Did none of Mike Hose ever come out?
I'm like, I fucked Mike.
One did.
Well, she came out, she was just saying that he wasn't gay.
She was trying to say he weren't gay or whatever.
That's the lady he got the kids with him.
No, not there. But I'm saying, Michael Jackson,
all these years he'd been famous, bro. You know what I mean?
Hose he had over here.
Oh, of course. Yeah.
Mike probably not most of them holes.
Most of them holds down, but ain't nobody try to explore them or nothing.
Come on, you come to a nigga, I got down, go to an amusement part.
That's why I say Bill Carby, like, even if y'all did get all these versus all.
What you're saying?
Why are you going to let him cook, man?
You said Bill Cosby and he ain't let him have enough fun?
You know what I'm saying?
He was a good host.
That's on you, man.
It's on you.
It's on you.
It's on you.
I can't get my partner to pay him blood, let alone.
Oh.
All right, man.
We are killing him.
You can't get him too bad.
Oh, God.
That shit got to be hires.
He picked the vaping on.
No, I need to bait back.
You're going to promote vaping on him.
They find them.
finally down, cut the grass
and shit at that damn, Neverland ranch
too, though. They thought Mike
lost that shit. Is some company
been trying to buy it from Mike when he
didn't want to sell it? So when the police
raided it, you know, Mike knew that. They
put cameras and shit out there. He didn't want that shit back.
So he told him, look, here, the taxes on their bitch,
$20 million a year, pay that, y'all can have this
motherfucker. He ain't want to.
He gave that shit out. I get this motherfucker.
Damn. They ain't going to open it up as nothing, though.
Because they just, you know, they just really want
that land. Mike had 28
800 acres of land
I bought
2800 acres
That's a C
That's a state
Lost
How you said it lost
Allover
Yeah
Damn
Can you imagine you go find
You a spot
Don't nobody fucking with
And build you a motherfucking
Neverland ranch
And every day
My mother's trying to buy your shit
You're like
You're like, bro y'all wasn't fucking
with this shit
He said Mike told him he wanted a place that was difficult to find.
I don't blame him.
You're talking shit, but right now, if you went to that shit,
as a grown-ass man, you'll probably cry by the time you got to the end
and never lay a rent.
I would not be crying.
You were telling you.
You don't know what the fuck you might see it now.
Kind of trumping you that, bitch.
I don't know.
I think I don't know. I think I'm going to do my school.
You should be a bit, fuck.
This shit beautiful, man.
My had exquisite taste.
Mike will buy that bullshit, boy.
He really wore.
Mike would buy a bunch of bullshit.
I want two of those.
You just look at when the police
raided that shit.
Mike had a bunch of bullshit in there.
What kind of potter he had around her to the phone?
Like, Mike, man, you don't want to fill them.
Don't want to fill that motherfucker.
He'll all right to say you got that.
Mike Parkler were telling him, yes, that's nice.
Man, come on, man.
He's a part of the kids.
You get a lot of money, man.
You still got a lot of money, man.
You still got a nigg around you that kept you grounded.
They don't have no bunch of.
They thought they were keeping them.
You should have a fountain that shoots root beer.
That's all you got to shoot fountain.
That's what he can.
Don't hit partner.
Your partner is going to tell you, man,
you're going to get fucked up putting a newman park in your backyard.
His partner's telling him, that's radical.
I'd be bringing about this.
I be too.
I ain't going to hold you, my bucket.
The whole guy there.
My head got a whole guy there.
They got giraffed.
Roller coasters.
Everybody had a whole setup back there,
Ferris wheels, ice cream machine,
I'm on your side.
I'm on your side.
I ain't gonna tell you, man.
Whole train.
Full-on-checked.
Man, Oprah came over that nigga shit.
Nicky set the tree, act like he didn't want to talk to her.
He knew she was full of shit.
Oprah, what are you leaving?
Oprah went out there and did that shit with him and went back and talked.
Oh, man.
That's shit.
That nigh, I'll probably sell it like.
What would you do you get?
You go check your messages, bro, and over in your DM.
I ain't going to tell nobody.
What is she saying?
I ain't telling nobody.
Tell her nobody.
I ain't telling her no one.
That makes all the difference.
It doesn't matter.
It ain't even no words.
Dot, dot, dot.
The odd emojis, the little emoji was the eye.
She and you were one of them.
Yeah, well, she didn't reply to your story.
You was in some sweatpants.
Okay.
What you gonna do, Gary?
Shit, Hoppo studio.
You told Hoppo to do me?
I'm over that.
I'm gonna go to commando.
I'm gonna dick pick off the drug.
Let me.
The sweatpants was in the way, baby.
You know what she won't.
What you look like with her?
What you back?
She didn't hit the back.
She didn't have flop in the left.
You go back and you check your message, that shit says same.
34 minutes ago.
I ain't that a bitch.
Yeah, but she'll hit you back
about two hours later
and then it's all good.
You just have to keep checking back
like, I ain't blocked no.
Yeah, I ain't blocked no.
Yeah.
Long as that bitch.
You're getting up.
You lit.
That's what you're...
You don't tell them about
until she don't hit back.
She initiated.
Yeah.
She hit back.
I ain't telling nobody.
What did she probably out?
It ain't even a message.
She sent a video reply back.
Oh, what?
She had the bed.
She had the hotel.
somewhere she's in the audio
back she's in the audio room
she's in the audio room
wait a second
Justin
you get a car
hey
that what I'm
you get some coochie
that would be crazy
what kind of game
you have for Ovalie
what you're going to say
she doesn't start it with you
how your day going
How your day going
WID
Oprah probably won't
That's a little shit
What you're doing
You can't lie to Oprah, man
I wouldn't lie to Oprah
You can't lie to Oprah
You can't
You're single right now
Hell yeah
The fuck
I can't even
She's sitting back
The frowny face
You don't have to lie
She didn't want you
You're single
I know
Everything you do is fucking up
You take care of your kids
Of course
She didn't want
She didn't want
She didn't too
Mm-mm
All them old
She didn't cut all the niggas
So she wants a young back.
Something happens.
On the way, everybody cut off.
See on their wine in the night, she's been scrolling.
And she wants you to dress up.
I've been drinking.
I've been drinking.
She wants me to dress up.
Everybody got to buy some push over with me.
No, you can't run to your shit.
Every time she wants to see you, she sends some clothes over there first.
You got to draw it on with the elephant face.
You got to put the stick in the nose.
I thought you were going to say, I'm fucking sum of some shit.
They walked you in like you're on set.
Come on, it's about to be open to bed.
She lets you right here on this side of this.
Staying in front of the stream, though right here for 15 minutes,
15 minutes.
You got some water over here for you.
Look, you didn't come over there, you'll never fuckin.
I mean your personal cassiere.
You need anything.
Let me know.
The nigga turned on like old boy, boomer ride.
That nigga seen by the foot lady in Halloween.
Laughing like here.
Laugh is down.
Oh.
To her hands up.
Oh.
Scrolling.
Drink it.
I'm taking honey pack, blue choosing.
You've got to come over there ready for.
Well, I got, come to tell you, if I fuck around and see someone
over there, I ain't a pill, I'm going to fuck my whole bag.
So you're trying to stay over there.
Dick, going to be hard enough to hunt with when I pull up there.
You see, I'm loaded.
My dick drove me over there.
See that.
I got it.
What did you see that on?
What did you get over there?
What if you get over there, you can't get right?
That's what I'm telling you.
I'm going to be on Bluetooth.
I'm saying, what if you...
It doesn't have done that shit works.
It's going to work.
I don't have been there.
That shit didn't work.
No, uh-uh.
It's Oprah.
You know what I said?
It's Oprah.
You think she ain't got some shit that don't work.
She's going to blow some dust in your face.
And your dick will be harder than this.
Bro, I'm going to take so much shit.
You know what I'm going to take them.
I'm going to take so much shit.
My problem is going to go down where we're done.
Damn.
You got to go to the hospital.
That boy is something.
They got amputate that motherfucker,
that bumble go now
Put it back on
Cut your dick on
They got amputtate that mother
Put it back on
They got to
They got your balls on
They got to cut your balls on
Big time you come at you
You're going to be all dick
Don't that
Me
I don't want to take it
For that
She saves as much as we could
You lost your whole set
What?
That's how they belong
That doctor
that did
Lorinda Bible husband
He sold his shit back on
That still work
So the dick back on
You know Lorena Bob
Oh yeah yeah
Who's like the window?
It's a, yeah.
And so it's like the window.
This is why I want to know right here.
She told her way and walked it.
Yeah, she said she threw it out the window by Sal Malama.
So the police at the final part of it, when they taped it off right now.
And they found it.
But then what I wanted to know, bro.
This man already had that he played.
You guys here for the dead.
Follow me.
I saw it.
They can put it out of their hands, man.
Say one of them.
Fireman stepped on it.
How do you go get me more?
This nigga wearing like a shark tube.
He's every one of your fiber stepped on me.
That's how they found it.
The thing is wearing like a shark tooth.
The head he slipped on it.
Ugh.
The fuck with this.
I think you're on to something.
Do you know how evil you gotta be to cut a nigga dick off and drive down the street and throw it out to one?
Oh.
Yeah, that was different.
You don't know.
And she went over home girl house.
You know, I ran in the one that want to cut your shit on.
Can you please tell us what a dick is.
Can they, like, it's such the whole crib.
They ain't seen it but some blood.
They're like, can you please tell us where the dick is?
We got chance to save it and sew it back on.
So she said, I think I threw it out by the 7-Eleven.
It's a whole documentary about this shit, bro.
Yeah, it was fucked up when it happened.
Huh?
It was fucked up.
Yeah, it was in the media everywhere.
Yeah, I was kind of young.
That's just crazy.
You want to live in a place like that.
Buddy wound up doing porn.
He started doing porn and proved everybody.
After?
Yeah.
To prove everybody his dick still worked.
The doctor blew up.
But they did what I want to know, but they were often to say.
Like, you know how they got the men that do the surgeries where they cut their shit off them and, you know, they're turning into a coocher right?
Yeah.
So the other way around, what the fuck they get any dicks from?
Do I, do it, is that part of your, like, if they walking through a borg, like, dead dicks.
Like, what they get them from?
Put the weed there.
Let's talk.
No, no, let's talk.
Put that weed.
What ain't get them from, those?
No, put that weed.
What they get them from?
I'm trying to sell my right now.
Everybody need that, muffle.
Two and five thousand.
You had it, my fuck.
Put that weed.
That's stupid.
Really, really, really.
You had it.
I'm stupid.
I'm just saying, where they get them from?
Do we anybody know that?
Do you have to know that?
They said a dick's on the black market.
Come on, bro.
Think about that.
Don't put that out there,
because they don't go to kidnapping and niggas.
No.
Man, another thing ain't already started.
If they can build a little.
hands they can probably build
them. They're dealing them?
I don't know, man. How it work? How is it
functional? They got a lab somewhere
underground. They're growing dicks on the back of a rat.
Catch it!
You got to catch them yourself?
No, no. The longer they grow them, the slow the rats
can run away.
They did grow up.
They did drag in the thing around for the slow ass.
Hey, Doc, leave the spine in mind.
Oh.
I mean, I did get a real cage in it.
Oh.
That shit crazy.
This is the times that we live in in.
I think once we all pass away,
they're just going to clone everybody
and just do another version of everybody who are already here.
I think that's how to do anything with that shit.
There's only so many.
What?
It's only so many models to choose from.
That's why I'm not.
people be looking to say right from different eras and shit but if you think about it they got
enough of your DNA to make another you right now they fucking
oh absolutely buddy got in trouble for making his own uh kind of sheet he was trying to make
these big-ass rams to be hunted he's still making them man no he got arrested he
fucked him up he took the genitalia sent the shit to a cloning lab got the
the shit and put it in a certain type of shit and started breeding these big-ass
shit that come from like his shit was a hybrid but they're based off this shit to come
from the Middle East somewhere but it's big for hunting so how they get the way we're doing these
ligars thing ligars those motherfuckers are huge so they can't produce offspring though most hybrids can't
produce offspring like a ligra can't fuck nothing else and make nothing so they got to keep
making them them too yeah so you got to have a tiger fuck a lion yeah in whichever order i don't
I don't know, but yeah.
Is it...
If a tiger fucking lion, that's a tiger.
They got how they make the lieger.
They got those, but then they got Liga.
That's a tiger, man.
The Liga, though, the Liga's pituitary gland
don't stop growing.
So they get way bigger than motherfucking either of them.
They get bigger than the tiger.
They get bigger than the lion.
They be like 900 pounds.
Damn.
The bitch big, like yeah.
And then on the big side, 1,200 feet or bigger.
I ain't ever seen no, my motherfucker, Liga.
Yeah, Google that shit, bro.
Shout out the universe on service, boy.
Those bitches are a head one.
They had one.
The bitches are a huge.
They got lighter stripes and they got a little bit more of a beer.
Oh, okay.
They got their little fluffier around here.
Damn, that big big.
But they got light of stripes.
I've seen a big-ass door at that universe, so they've got a big-ass-a-bug.
But they've been like an elephant out there.
They'd be big, boy.
I ain't lie.
They'd be big, though.
Man, they're making up some shit, bro.
I'd be seeing new shit all the time.
Thanks to the internet.
I was pretty scared of the old shit.
Yeah, so sometimes you just got to get on there
and look for all kinds of shit.
Well, we ain't even found all the shit.
I'm at that age now, though,
an animal planet.
That's my motherfucker's show, man.
Sending two more dangerous animals in the world.
You know what I'm going to show right now?
Go to sleep that, motherfucker.
I'll be trying to watch that shit,
but it don't never be the shit on there
that you think going to be on there.
Number 72.
A brain-eating amoeba.
He swims up your pastry.
And flows it.
to your blood system.
I don't hear about water moccasins.
The 19 West Indian mushrooms.
You're like, what the fuck?
The West Indian fruit fly.
What the fuck is that?
Ever in West India, never eat the mercilious
mushroom.
Any of that shit in the water, motherfucker.
I like the shit by snakes, though.
There's some fish on your hand.
Snakes.
Yeah, I love watching snake shit.
I like the crocodile.
I like the crocodile.
Well, I used to be swamped people all the day.
I used to watch the hell of them.
No, the reason that they killed them up of, like, for the fashion, the most valuable part is the belly, like, your stomach.
I didn't know that shit.
I'm thinking the top.
No, I'm thinking that's the top.
The top, look, he the best looking part.
Right.
But there's no.
The belly is the most smoothest level.
And, yeah, that's the coach.
I don't know that shit.
Yeah.
They really want.
Yeah.
That's how you know history fucked up.
You got motherfuck talking about you got some Italian gaiters on.
There ain't no all the gala.
Who gets the fuck by that.
They want this.
They want this.
They want this.
They don't know.
Exactly.
How the fuck y'all got Italian gaiters?
They just got the skins.
Yeah, they buy the skin.
Yeah.
They been trading.
And then I guess they...
They take it all the leather and then they make all the shit.
The bitch is big.
What?
Ligas.
Oh, bro.
That's that buddy name on Instagram.
Prehistoric J or whatever?
No, I like that nigga Tarzan.
That nigga Tarzan.
That black dude was tattoos.
But I'm saying, prehistoric...
They don't be over there.
We used to be a lot of.
Yeah.
He's going, yeah, he own like a couple of goddamn tigers.
Right.
But I'm talking about this dude here, he'd be going over there
wherever they got the Liger's there.
I think this guy got like two of them.
And they'd be walking around with them like they fucking kiddie cats and shit.
God, I never seen the African dudes with the hyenas on the leash.
And they be having the baboon and they're dressing a little bad booms.
I don't want to have you trained a hyena.
Or baboons.
Right.
Baboons ain't going on African, me.
They be riding the hyena.
They be having that bitch on a big-ass leash.
You can train anything over that way, me.
Eric can probably watch this show and be like,
they are so ignorant.
Sit dumb, hyena.
The hyena be laughing at this show.
Shut off!
You can train the pitch bull,
you can train the hyena.
You're ignorant of America.
I mean, I'll be watching a lot of crazy shit,
that, man, in that balloon pop a show.
Oh, yeah.
They got to stop with that.
That's one of every one shit?
It's about four, five different.
When the guys are stopping.
Four five thousand versions of this shit,
it's got to stop.
It don't got to stop.
what it's got to stop.
They just remind us how much
these women don't fuck
with us like that you do.
I even, I'll be on there like,
damn, we're rolling, bro.
It got me sound again.
That's a nice looking goddamn black man.
What the fuck?
He's all right, man.
They're all right, man.
Yeah, they're a muscle.
That's like, yeah.
No, I didn't have to be able to.
I see the bitch trying to step on the balloon in her.
She misses.
She was like, fuck.
She was like, fuck.
She was like, fuck.
She was like, damn.
The whole girl brought it back to her to step onto the game.
I'm like, bro.
I couldn't even go on no show like that.
They reason to be crazy.
But the motherfucker don't like you.
They're like nothing about it.
This girl told this nigga he wasn't tall enough.
He said, well, you know, I am six too.
He said, you're mad.
Oh, God.
I see that, yeah.
That's so wild, bro.
I'm over going to tell you to say like that.
That's so wild, bro.
That didn't go on the show.
They don't know what the fuck they want, man.
I want some studs to go on that.
For a straight, nigger?
No.
some women let the women got damn that'd be hard yeah right do they keep the same energy
this is gonna be the same so let's say you got theoretically a stud that looked just like
what did they did 20 niggas verse one stud she gonna cry no she's gonna do it like 50 niggas verse
one's yeah they just have to do it like feel factor how long can you but she's gonna expect that
she gonna expect it now that's stud that'd be she gonna be she gonna be stuck that she's gonna be
They're going to do it.
You know it's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
No, man.
I just see the clip.
Some shit's going too far, man.
They got the kids on the a hand.
Because they already got the other way around.
They got kids.
Man, I don't like that shit, man.
I don't like that shit, bro.
That shit doesn't make no sense to me.
I know what they're talking about.
They're supposed to be.
I want to know if anybody really in love from that shit.
Like, if y'all are really together, you don't see no apple.
He popped the balloon in my face.
They got the nerd.
to have a reunion.
You go,
you want to bring me back
in front of the bitches
that there won't be?
It's crazy.
How about now, bitch?
What if that's just
what we're at,
though,
bro?
Ever since 2020,
there ain't nobody
really having a whole
lot of socializing
out of that no more
and that's,
ain't,
they running out of ways
to meet people.
Well, we're just
getting further and further
away from, you know,
actually going outside of me.
Where are you going?
I don't know.
Where they're going?
Where they're going?
They be out.
They're going.
They're going.
Many women, man,
man,
I'm telling you.
They don't in the act.
All right.
They're on each other.
All right.
What?
That why we getting eggs died.
They fuck with each other.
That's what?
No, no, they ain't fine.
They don't need me no more.
You gotta be fucked up.
They'll never.
It's too many of them.
They ain't like all of them gonna do it.
Man, a lot of them on that same shit.
I don't know.
You think you're worried about a nigger fucking with your old lady.
It's probably about four billion women on earth.
I know that.
I don't think they know.
They know that.
No.
That's what I'm saying.
It can never be all those.
Billion?
Yeah, but the one that ain't do it, let me need the one you want.
At least four.
A lot of shit trend in the day.
There's more women than men.
I would say it's got to be four three.
Maybe five.
Yeah.
I can believe that.
It's going to always, man, that's what I'm saying.
We'll never have to be sad.
There's plenty of pussy.
Oh, I ain't know.
But damn.
I'll be sad about it.
I ain't going to put in here and acting like I don't.
Say it about what?
Sometimes I'd be thinking like begging
I'd be thinking we're gonna run out
We're gonna run out?
We're gonna run out of what?
Never.
Can't happen.
As long as this a lady.
It be the weed though, it ain't just,
these ain't just wring thoughts.
Yeah.
Sometimes I just think I have that for shit.
As long as it's a lady.
Oh, it's all right.
They can work against each other day,
but they don't need a.
It's horrible these day.
This is that bad.
This is that bad.
What do you mean?
They don't even let you owe.
They call no more.
Ha ha ha ha.
Damn.
This nigga got two automobiles.
I'm just saying, I want to drive your shit.
Back when you ain't had shit, how many transmissions you ran through.
But you know what, though?
I just cut the motherfucker off the other day because you wouldn't pick me up in the airport.
As you should.
If you can't pick me up on the airport, I can't...
As you should, bro.
She had a job.
I'm a hard working young man.
You know what I'm an old knick.
I'm an old knick.
Well, I'm a hard work.
Then you got a car.
You're going to draw your own shit up that's the apple.
No. It's the principal.
that's how you really test the motherfucker
I'll be doing that
I'll work on the weekend
I'll be doing it
I'll be doing shit
son
I cut them up all you
She said I ain't coming
She ain't coming
She ain't has shit to do
Oh damn
She doesn't like you man
It ain't like
She gonna step on the balloon
Collar right now
She's about to bust her room
20 verse 1
20%
She said in no
God down, as a man,
I think.
As a man.
We need to go on one
with a little person.
We need a bad ad,
a little person.
Just all little people
come up in there.
What fucking are you finding
20 on that?
20 on.
It's 20 um.
Shit.
You go have to fly them in.
You go have to fly them in.
But.
Man.
I don't think you can pull them
from one state.
You don't think
it's that men in Atlanta?
They're going to think it's a convention.
You don't think it's a,
you don't think it's elite
women in Atlanta?
shit, they did a whole TV show when they were auditioning.
You don't think at least a hundred shows, though?
No, they came from other places.
Okay, by now, Mississippi, North Pole.
I feel like every state got at least four or five a little, man.
Yeah, four or five.
That's what I'm saying.
You're not going to get them off from one place.
It's probably like, and then it's at least ten of them in Georgia.
Okay, ten, but then you've got to consider the ones that's going to actually go.
Like, some of them are good.
Some of them are like, you know what I'm saying?
Jump on for it, don't be broke.
How do we get back here?
No.
Do they?
You want to do 20 versus...
No, they get this business.
You want to do one?
You want to do one?
I ain't going to do it.
But I've...
With little women.
Yeah.
All right.
I guarantee you do a casting call.
And you're going to get 20 from Atlanta.
You're going to get at least you'll do it.
Yeah.
Georgia.
I'm not saying that that's not that many here, but it's not going to be that many that's going to do that.
All you are going to put on your page to castle call.
I know two already.
I know one.
And they're here.
That's three.
I know two.
I know two.
I know two.
I know a few.
The one that's in the movie.
And then I know like two from the one in Jacksonville.
God, dang.
This is like a little people.
She's coming on here.
I'm getting home.
You know what I'm talking about?
Y'all got five.
That pit bad.
But that ain't all from Georgia though.
They said for Jacksonville.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
But I'm saying, if he do the casting call and you check their ID and they all got a Georgia ID.
I don't know.
You in between you and, uh, Jack Thrill and Mint, man.
I don't know, which one of y'all are thirsty?
Major Matting or at least that.
But him?
All right.
Where he from?
He's in a group chat.
He could text in there.
Oh, he was blogged us.
He plugged in to the community.
They need an app, bro.
They got a Facebook group.
You can't get in there.
No.
It's a high requirement.
Damn.
That's the only question.
I'm telling you.
What did it off?
Four some
It changed
You can't have no five
You can't have no five in the
Shit, they couldn't off in the fours
You can't be four eight, bro
No, four nine, you still in there
No, bro, you're in there
We're just trying to figure out
What a little person
Four nine just look like you far away
All the time
Out of focus
You're right here
Is that a
You don't have to yell
Like right here, oh, I thought you was weighing.
You look like you're on the horizon.
But, Bert,
4-9, you can just barely see over the top of the head.
You're tall as fuck.
That's what I'm saying.
So what I'm saying, though.
I think 4-8 is good.
Cut it off at 4-7.
I don't know.
It's not up to you.
What the limit is.
You can't be making this serious.
It's not up to you.
A threesome though with some little people.
Wow, that's on my do list.
I don't know.
I'm being that juggling.
I'll be laughing too much, man
I can't do it
I'll be laughing too much
I can't do it
Let one laying on my dick
Keep juggling the other two
I don't know
It's just a
You know, they walk up now
They do be having some
Crazy-haired
Walks up here to tear down
People
They be sitting down
They'd be fine in head
They'd be like
All right everything else
Of any stature
Of any stature
Stop
We love people of any
The first time, I see, my bed kind of hot.
The first time that little bitch, I'm trying to hop on the van of some shit like that.
Smell laughing like hell, but.
Hey, man, y'all was fucked up in the video.
And they be, oh, that's not true.
Hey, man, welcome back today for the fast house of your.
Man, I was fucking good a job, man.
You just have to do a re-in intro because y'all niggins.
Y'all take shit too far.
That bad. That bad.
Too much.
But I agree.
He was out of pocket several times throughout that whole thing.
I didn't realize the cameras was on
that I just said.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
You're out of pocket.
You're out of lying.
Somewhat?
Small women do be fired at real.
Man, stop looking for me.
You're trying to get away from that.
He's bringing up shit.
Absolutely.
He walks a week of run.
You don't think that's going to be a clip, maybe?
He walks a week and run.
What's your call on this shit?
Absolutely not, man.
Let me look at women alone.
Y'all talking about getting 20, though.
No, but there's a wild shit on the internet.
That's all we was talking about.
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We're on the internet right now.
We're part of the wild shit.
I watch some wild shit on there, though.
I know what come up after these videos.
What's the wildness?
What?
Them niggas who'll be complaining about the way women act.
Red pills.
Is it a pill?
What pill is it?
What pill is it?
We got tied in to the algorithm.
Red pills?
What motherfuck can just be arguing, though.
with the trending topics.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Niggas just make a video
about whatever happened that day.
Yeah.
And be mad about it.
They have to go find videos
to be upset about it.
Listen to what she said, y'all.
The hurricane was category four.
See, that's what's wrong with women.
They got a podcast about it?
They got a podcast about it.
They got a lot of shit.
Podcasts are the whole time.
We are out here.
But there's a lot of niggas out here giving terrible advice.
We are broadcast.
We are broadcast.
I don't listen to that shit.
There's a lot of niggas out here that talk about shit that dang that you do.
I feel like the only way that shit will work is if you just, you're going to have to do cuts where every nigga can give his opinion.
Every nigga ain't going to happen with the same.
They ain't fucking with the same type of women.
I don't take no advice for those things.
But they know what they be doing though.
Jail how that nigga who cheated on his old lady.
That swole, nigga, what the name was?
Oh, Derek Jackson.
Yeah, like, he, that's what women want to hear.
Like, they're going to grab them.
Tell them what they want to hear.
All day long.
Look, my wife.
Go hook up and shit.
He's like me.
And then you cheat.
Basically, that's all you were saying.
You need a hugger like me.
And then you cheat.
What they call it?
That pick me.
I'm going to say all this shit the bitches want to hear.
And.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't need the, nigga, you don't need the,
you're asking a woman to brain peace in your life,
you damage.
Like, I'm not by a fuck.
If you need a woman to bring you peace, nigger, you, something wrong with you.
I don't understand how you're going to have peace and have a woman at the same time.
God damn!
Man.
That shit don't make sense.
God, damn.
No, y'all have an alliance.
That's the best you can hope for.
We got a little packed.
That was a buck, bitch, don't you start?
Don't you...
Don't you...
Don't you bring that shit.
You know, you know somebody's bad, though.
They'd be needing them.
And we good.
That was a bar.
You can't have a piece of animal.
This is not.
Because that's part of having a woman. You got to be able to give up some of your happiness.
You're going to have to get, it's going to get, it's going to get turmoil. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The more you start a locker, the more going to get, you're going to be mad by a little stupid shit.
Right.
You woke up again, that's part of that.
Damn, that's what you see you need.
I just playing right.
You might need to let that bitch go.
That ain't the one.
Yeah.
You're going to fuck off that.
God damn.
I love you out of that way.
I don't think you can have it.
I don't think you can have it just without that.
I had it rolled.
Nick, I thought that was the dude.
It's the dude.
I told you make it look how it look.
You make it look how it looks.
I can't do that.
But that's part of the shit of like part of the part of being a man.
Like when you have a family.
It's got to be unhappy.
Yeah, it's not even about unhappy.
You just ain't going to be 100% happy because you got to sacrifice some of the happiness for the motherfucking that you love.
Like, just think about it.
Like, just think about it.
You got to be the sacrifice.
Something happened, nigga, you gotta go and like, ah, it's not riding on you.
You gotta, you gotta split this shit up.
Man, bag, your microphone.
You got too many chains.
It was that walk.
Oh, you walking it off?
Yeah, walked up.
Yeah.
That was that Menendee and dad said in that move, that motherfucker,
and then he breathed for one morning, and the wife walked in, that motherfucker said,
I don't love our sons.
I don't love you.
I don't love our family.
See?
I don't love this life.
You don't want to do it for so long.
What happened?
Be unhappy?
I think it's on that.
Well, he had another family or something?
What the fuck he said that?
He was a certain amount of time that you're his secretary.
He's just trying to push his bitch away.
That's the stupid shit, man.
You better figure out how to make all that shit work.
That's back in the 90s when white dudes was rich
and they were trying to figure out how to keep all their money.
Fuck off, Janet.
I'm fucking your sister.
They were artists.
You know what?
Only if they had a pre-no.
I don't need this shit.
Because he had millions.
You can't do.
Fuck you.
Fuck those kids.
Fuck this house.
You can't just say that
and you ain't got no pre-no.
Unless you really want your peace.
Good.
Oh, yeah.
We can.
Peace?
Peace.
As a nigg.
Yeah, let's define it.
Let's define it.
What is peace?
What is peace?
As a nigger.
I said, it's no yelling.
That's peaceful.
You got to talk to, yeah.
That's my opinion.
My first.
You got to talk right now.
No yelling.
You got to talk right.
You ain't got to yell at.
But you also can't take me being loud as I'm yelling.
Because you're a man.
I'm not yelling.
I just talk like.
And if I say shit for it.
You know what I'm like.
Yeah, so it's a balance in between that.
I hear what you're saying.
Yeah.
Because you say that shit.
But that was mine.
What's your way?
No, I'm just saying that too.
Let's build a peaceful charge.
What if you didn't even dispute it?
What if you didn't?
argue back. What if that's the only way you can really just survive this shit?
It's like, all right. But it's still depend on how...
No argument.
Oh, you ain't gonna keep what at all?
It's still dependent on how she accepts.
Do you ever try to not say nothing? You're ready to go by then.
Sometimes you just got to say nothing?
You ain't got nothing to say no more, it's or do.
Now, sometimes you ain't got to fight all the fights.
Yeah, I know. That's the problem. You got to pick.
Yeah. I think as men, we do a good job at that.
I think we do a terrible job at that. Yeah.
I think pink is coming in the house and making so the energy is right.
Nick's only peaceful with the argument with him.
Like you said, we don't give a fuck no more.
Man, you feel good.
You got it.
It's open.
When the niggins stop arguing, it's damn no one.
You got to have that listening to understand and not just to respond.
That's how that shit's going.
That's how that's how she's going to show up.
Bih, bim-bib-be-be-be-be.
Y'all, you don't have the motherfucker.
That's how pimping work.
It's active listening.
You have some bit that shit to fuck.
Fuck up. We all made money.
Active listening.
Those women were broken.
Listen, it applied.
They had a lot more than fucking compromise.
They were fundamentally.
But y'all go to work and listen.
Yeah, they do.
All right.
That's the game.
Those bids just don't be listening at work.
They do enough to get around it.
They figure out how to skirt the system just like they try to figure it out with our ass.
They figure out a way to get around doing the shit and being accountable for the shit.
Oh, I didn't know.
They didn't, apparently.
I don't know.
I'm just at the point of mouth.
I don't expect accountability and shit.
Damn.
I got to go there, bro.
The game to work too well for them.
That's what's waiting on me.
Yeah.
You expect accountability.
You ain't lying because it's something that...
Right, bro.
But I'm saying, think about some of the shit
that they actually do.
for the fuck me up, bro.
Some of the shit that they actually do
and don't even be accountable for her real face.
She don't even want to be accountable
for her real face.
Damn.
She really thinks she is this person
that she dressed up as.
God, damn.
She don't even want to own up to that.
You don't look like that lady.
But you got to show up and be the nigger.
You was born.
accountable.
All you can get is a haircut and some paper.
This is me.
Hopefully your beard can.
Best it can.
Other than that, you're accountable for it.
My shit fucked up.
Damn, what?
When did you ever heard a woman say,
my bad, I fucked up.
That's what he's saying.
You might not even look for it no more.
You can't expect this.
When have you ever heard that say?
But how can you change something?
You can't change it.
Don't say, how can she change it?
If she don't know.
It's not something that.
So this doesn't be something you have to go on and accept it.
No, no.
It'll never, the best outcome is that she will admit later.
She'll never admit in the moment.
She ain't never going to be accountable right then and that.
It ain't never going to be caught and be like, damn, I did fuck up right then.
No, the best you can hold for is a few hours later she'd come back and thought about what you said.
Few hours.
And you were right.
That few hours, a few minutes.
It'll be a couple of days.
That's good.
But that's what I'm saying.
That's what they were arguing for days, niggas.
Best case.
best case
and that's what driving
that's when you take in peace
because I feel like
I'm going fucking crazy
because I know I ain't wrong
you know I ain't wrong
but it's just taking you
for ever to admit that
so now I'm going to get on your way
bro I just got to like a bitch
enough to be like
hey man you know what
even if you didn't feel like
you're wrong and I
it's okay
yeah
you know what I'm saying
you ain't do nothing
you don't know
you ain't do that
that's basically what you're saying
that's not the best
but I'm saying
if you don't give a fuck
you don't know
what I'm saying is if you don't give a
Fuck, you can't give a fuck all the way.
I can't do that.
But that's what I'm talking to.
You're talking to say give a fuck all the time about everything.
No, you just have to make sure that you put your standards and you stick to him.
Because you don't want to try to convince somebody to fuck with you.
Right.
Like if you either get it or you don't.
Yeah.
Right.
And even if you don't get it, I don't even fuck if you don't.
I'm still going to move accordingly.
I don't have time to try to show you where you fucked up at or why you're wrong or why I felt this well.
You got it.
You did what I'm saying?
Oh, you're going to be single for else.
No, it's not that.
It's not that.
But what I'm saying is some shit then.
Well, maybe I ain't.
You're from the Southman.
You're not.
Some shit I don't know what I'm saying.
Yeah, you got it.
And it's not up to me to fix whatever it is.
And you got to think about, you know what I'm not talking to the dude.
But I'm not talking.
I'll be like, man, you got that shit.
You know, fine.
You ain't going to argue about you about everything.
Not everything.
Sometimes you just got to accept the motherfucker for who they are.
Sometimes they just won't get it.
I can't accept it for that.
No, and he's saying, but you ain't got to fuck with them.
You don't.
Yeah, right.
You don't have to.
Okay, I'm thinking he's saying, stay there and accept that.
He says she don't get that.
No, hell, no.
I'm saying, what you have, you ain't got to try and turn it to wrong for.
This is too far.
This is beyond repair.
I'm not even about to keep going through this shit.
I can't, you can't change your motherfucker.
You got to cut your love.
At some point.
At some point you need to accept who you're dealing with.
Right.
She ain't never going to do this shit.
I'm going to do this.
Oh yeah.
I'm okay.
Oh yeah.
I'll get away.
I'm okay with her.
Never doing what I'm asking her to do.
And if she's bad enough and she good enough in every other aspect, but you know at the end of the day, she's never going to do this shit.
She ain't going to never stop line.
Oh, you're out of here.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay.
So then you go.
So you weigh it on that scale.
But do you accept the fact that you're dealing with a life?
I could know her.
So there you go.
Exactly.
So when she
So when that quality
shows up, you can't act surprised.
That's what I'm saying.
You knew what the fuck it was.
Right.
If she ain't giving you peace,
are you okay with her never giving you
that goddamn peace?
But she won't cheat.
Because she ain't do it.
But she won't cheat.
But are you okay with her never
listening to you about what you
asking?
It's a way under shit.
There's some cheating that it can make a motherfucker
a good night.
Oh, y'all remember?
Right.
Yeah.
That's the shit, that's that scale.
So then, you accept that shit or you don't?
You got to just accept it if you're going to fuck with it or night.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
You got to accept it, but are you staying or you leave?
Yeah.
And that's on both sides.
All I'm saying, there ain't no point is staying there arguing.
Yeah, yeah, right.
You're going to leave.
Right.
And then you accept it if you ain't trying to get her to change it.
Yeah.
You knew what the fuck it was.
Like, if you're a dog-ass nigga, your bitch, you might hit two, three holes a year,
but you're faithful
for the other 10 months.
You had never...
Hey, the nigger been doing this shit
was stupid.
What are the good ratings?
What are they on this 10 summer?
He's supposed to change?
No, you knew what type of nigga you were.
Right.
The only act shocked when the nigga
is the nigga you know he is
and vice versa.
Right.
There's some good motherfuckers out there.
There's some great ones.
But even the good motherfuckers
going to have something.
Yeah.
Something that's going to like,
you're good, but you still
fuck better a little of you.
You still look.
You're a little bit fucked up, too.
Yeah.
I'm God.
Ain't nobody flawless.
Mm-hmm.
I get that.
Yeah, no God.
Just get they fucked up to match you're fucked up.
What did you mean?
The perfect lady, but she just eat weird-ass food all the time.
I'll take that over a bitch who don't know how to hold us up, count them.
What's the funny, though?
My nigga can feed you dog food.
How did he did that piranha?
As long as you got.
Clay was this shit, you said?
That shit that looked like cat food.
Ninga, that shit.
How did me?
He deviled ham?
Did me eat paper towel.
You got.
Paper Tiles and you eat gloomy?
Yeah, you need the bloody dough.
I only eat tapioca.
Yeah.
Anything.
Anything.
Oh, that's about it?
You got about it, girl.
He got bawling shorter.
Oh.
The motherfucking said, oh, girl, she cheated.
She was eight month three.
That's regular as fuck in the black community.
What?
She cheated.
Pregnant person?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Man.
I don't know.
I can't even enjoy this.
I don't.
But go into the credit party.
No.
Oh, no.
Listen
He'd be rubbing
This did the crater part, bro
Yeah
You know what I was
Back then
I did bro
And back then
I was
I'm talking to my horn dog
And I was telling me
Like I don't even know
Her baby but I was like
Man
Nah man
This ain't right
Man
You're like
You did that shit
One time
What about the mother
Pregnant
Holds your head
Okay
That's
That's after this bitch
Told you
That it was okay
It didn't
You're gonna tell you
The one story
It was gross
And I told
I'm not doing that
No more.
I don't even know you a baby daddy.
But that child is your future.
Bro, I ain't bullshit, though.
She, like, persuaded me in the fucking.
I was like, well, I was like, man, I don't want to talk out of it.
Man, did give me some.
How does she get you some talk?
Yeah, I was like, do you get some hair, not that's fine.
Like, she literally wanted the fuck.
He's a nigga full of shit.
Why are you talking to him?
Because I ain't had no money to give her.
She's like, you know, she would give me money.
You go over there, I didn't give her something.
You know what I'm saying?
I just, I'm extrading it when I'm pregnant.
I'm like, okay.
You didn't go into this for like seven months now.
You should be dead all right, you know what I'm saying?
I need to use the car.
I need to use the car.
That's crazy.
Women that are you there for y'all are different.
Hey, bro, that's a savage, boy.
Where do you think it's women savages out here?
I know it is.
That way I'd be trying to tell these niggas.
They're savage, savage science.
Some of men, women grew up in the house with brothers.
No.
Them the most savage woman.
Oh, they grew up with no brothers.
who was whores.
Or they grew up
in a house full of
whores.
Yes.
But the mother
was the whore.
The queen whore.
Let me get out there.
See, you can't be caught.
You said you...
They're talking about that.
I just don't...
Not.
Women like that, bro, we're wrong with you.
No, I'm just saying
that a lot of women who are
very...
Miscuous.
No, I wasn't going to say that.
That's their business.
That's their business.
That's a nice.
They're grown.
But I don't know.
I don't know why people spend so much time on that.
Oh, what?
I guess I'd just be looking that shit for the way it is.
I like, it's some holes.
Then it's some freaks, and then it's some regular nice ladies who can be free.
Who will do some hoaxies?
Boy, look at him.
That's what I'm saying.
Everybody ain't a hole.
But a split decision, you can be doing some hoax.
Yeah.
For sure.
You said it will.
For the realest niggas in the game, she will.
Yeah.
She will.
She will.
Everybody got a price, I feel like.
Of course.
That one didn't get no price.
That liquor get the floor in there.
Oh, man, that's up.
They just make the price cheap.
No, that makes it free.
No.
Don't say that.
If they make it free, that price is out.
That's out.
Yeah, that sounds the horror.
That makes it free.
This is us.
We're working on the Diddy documentaries,
so we just spit loads of ideas.
Who did that call my name?
We spitballed.
We spitballed.
I'm telling me.
Baby oil it, as they come.
Y'all niggins, it's foul, man.
I'm just saying now.
God, let's see him.
Hey, niggas, too.
Some niggas be hitting some bottom tear.
Bottom set.
I don't hit me some bottom feet of before.
We call Blake the Rat Whisper.
Blake the Rat Whisper.
Blake's still all the time.
Yeah, Blake don't give a damn.
The rat whisper.
You're digging a pencil shop.
Yeah.
Stop.
I ain't lying.
That wasn't going to go for a way they know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Every who I see him, he looked better then.
He really, uh, it's the rat king.
Blake, I'm going to fuck, boy.
Rat King Cole.
Nick, we be on the road.
Blake, Rat King Cole.
What the hell?
Nick, we be on the road, boy, I got that.
Boy, that nigga's be gone, man.
Stop!
Oh, shit.
Well, Blake is going.
Shout out to my buddy.
Hey, my name.
But you know I know.
That niggins with a mud stand like that, that muttad.
Bucking up his periphery.
All the old bitch just shit.
You never know.
It could anything to change that anymore.
Everybody didn't hit a rack for a little.
Oh, man.
And I ain't a shame.
Yeah, of course.
Used to call the nigger the exterminator.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I'm smashing.
Rats.
God damn, blood.
Nah.
Some of the hood rats I know
I'm still
some of the greatest people
I ever come across.
Some of the rat hoods.
Come across.
You had to run back.
I had to.
Yeah.
I'm still here.
I met some great rats in my day.
Yeah.
We are.
I'm talking about
they had so much potential, though.
They were right.
Right there.
They wasn't like three.
They was like...
Two and a half.
No, they was like...
Five that could have been eight.
Five that could have been eights?
The one...
A couple dollars invested.
Hose them down.
Get it right.
They just need to be exposed to some better shit.
Yeah.
That's all the time.
They had it.
It was all there.
Stop doing that, do this, and you were in there.
It was a project, though.
Don't do that no more, do this.
You would have to make a few little adjustments.
Bring her around some better shit.
Is she a freak, though?
Man.
All she needs a little direction, a lot of...
She don't hold it down, though.
She really just needed a couple dollars.
That's the explosion.
Some bucks.
Yeah.
Give a few bucks.
Let it get the right.
At the time, I didn't have to give, though.
But see, that's that test.
I'm starting to learn.
This that ain't, you got to do something for a bit.
I don't give it down shit a rat or whatever.
You got to do something.
Try to.
That's what you're going to cut off.
That's just, that ain't just human nature, though.
That's any, any species.
You can't get boys you won't know.
When I was younger, bro, you would keep a thought for a nigger three years.
Y'all be fucking three years.
Give her three weeks a bit of time, I'm bored.
She'll have a boyfriend.
Huh?
She'd have a boyfriend.
And these folks be on it, but.
I don't know some of the best frets to you.
I want to go to the Mariahs-A-Science concert.
I don't know.
I'd know.
And it was like she was hurt to tell me.
I catch on.
You start asking.
Yeah, I'll be paying attention.
When they start accusing, you have a whole,
buddy, you ain't studying me like that.
You got you something over there.
Stop looking at stories.
Yep.
Stop texting.
When you hit the foot ahead and she'd say, we'll see.
I'll let you know.
She used to jump up.
You used to jump up.
She hears me.
She hears me.
Before y'all hang up.
Now she's talking about some we'll see.
And then if she's like, well, what's you doing like Thursday?
No.
She has a door.
Nah.
It's a dog.
Wow.
No.
She deserved better than you.
She always blaming the link up on you.
Why the niggie show up and take on two real days?
And she's like, I just...
It's a dud.
I ain't got time.
Wow.
Okay.
That's crazy.
So you need public opinion?
That's what they want.
They used to fuck on the empty stomach.
Yeah, we didn't lost all the good.
All the good freaks.
Grubble.
They used to fuck all the empty stuff.
Ever since 2020.
Shit just...
It's upside down, dog.
2020.
These are you respected this.
You ain't even...
No, I was thinking about how lit it was before that.
It was lit.
It was lit, bro.
Black people's had fun.
Yeah.
2018 was still going up, kind of.
Yes, sir.
2019 was cool.
2019 was cold, man.
That's the fucked up part.
People gonna forget how cold 2019 was
and then snake and ass 2020 rolled up.
Yeah.
We didn't even get to kick it in 2020, bro.
We was on the outside of like March.
God.
Not even with all this.
We had some shit for the ass, but I was in the house thinking of the best shit to say on stage.
Wasn't no stage to get on out there, LA.
That's where I came on back to this bitch.
Yeah.
That's what the nigga started having a name.
If you couldn't make some shit.
You figured out.
On the other day during that period of time.
time. You better
because it wasn't nothing else.
Niggas doing Zoom shows and everything
else. Bro, that shit was
man. Man. You know what I'm saying?
Those motherfuckers didn't really
take advantage of us. Motherfucking was on Zoom
with everybody. TV shows was on Zoom.
And it was me, Charlie Sheen,
Sylvallon.
People ain't got no business being on that business.
Nick I was on there with Cheryl
Pearl and Katie Perry. Hey,
Julia Roberts. Where are you at?
The black dude from Reed Ramble.
Mario Van Peebles.
You're going to be.
It was me, Cermanette Jackson.
So it's me, Tasha Smith, Tyler Perry, Will Packer.
Maria joins the ghost buses in Clay's reunion.
It's Elon Musk.
Elon Musk.
The Elon Musk is me Jeff Bezos,
Birdman from Cash Money,
Ty Dollar Sign, and FlowRap.
It was all on the phone with NBC.
I could let some of this shit.
I can let some of this shit out.
Me, Emory Hammer, Two Short.
Mr. Fab.
Wesley's night.
Chanel West Coast.
He'd give him a girlfriend, pop there.
Everybody was on that picture.
I'm home.
Billy Bob Thorpe.
Christina Richie.
Rich kids.
Whirpy Goldberg.
Billy Chris.
Freddie Cougar.
The head going out.
James Rand Jones, rest in peace.
This is before he passed.
So me, Harry Potter,
Slim Thug, M.C. Hammer.
DJ DREC.
DREC.
It's Tritnet.
Commillion that led us in a prayer.
Oh.
Oh.
Trit standing.
Come man.
All the phone done yourself is.
Jerry Kelly.
Tony Hawk.
Everybody was on Zoom like a motherfucker.
Tell him, bro.
They had a knockoff soon.
Zoom, the only one that really made it.
Remember all the other little coverage called?
I can't remember that shit.
That duo shit, duo.
They had some shit on Facebook.
That shit gonna stick around.
They tried it.
And you know what else are untrust bad?
I don't trust bag.
I don't fuck with no chick that got WhatsApp.
Yeah, I don't like that WhatsApp shit.
You're selling.
You sell it pussy.
International.
International and sneaky, pussy, dealing.
I'm thinking innocent of the night.
You said that what's out.
Yeah.
I feel like she ain't on some shit, but she ain't got a bit doing that.
Mm-hmm.
Or she's fucking with them, uh, some niggies over there for me.
You guys guys got.
You can ask her why she got a WhatsApp?
What?
I got a business.
I just don't want anybody really to be able to reach me just whenever.
Why are you out of phone, bitch?
Yeah.
There's a lot of apps on there that people don't even know.
Like, it's an app you can get to screen all your calls.
You can say what?
The screen all your calls.
What do you mean, screen?
Like, if it's a number that you don't have saved, they won't be able to call you.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I guess my shit don't do that's third.
If you're trying to get in touch with me calling probably, but that's what it's good.
Yeah.
Absolutely to that.
They probably got some shit that'll show you who calling.
Do they phone, like video, and you can see how they look.
That way you can decide not to answer that bitch.
Your bitch call you.
What's this?
You know.
Go ahead.
You can see what's going to win it.
You can see what's going on before you.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
This nigga look fucked up.
This nigga looks like he's gonna add for some money.
That would be a cold-ass feature like somebody's trying to face them.
You can see them before they can shit up.
Nah.
No.
That man over there.
That man got to get the pound out of it.
So, I got out of this proposition for you.
I'm not asking the bitch.
No way.
You look at the phone, there's a nigga on that.
What is he going to?
Nah.
I don't want to talk about that.
him.
That is it.
I'm falling off, you know he'll be fucking me up too, bro.
What about that?
Fucking live photos, bro.
How to hell I take a picture like this?
But then when I press on it, you got everything I was doing before the moment.
Yeah, that shit would be crazy.
Nick, I was standing like that.
They got me walking in the bag, though.
You can turn that shit out.
That's brunt my tears.
I'm scared out, man.
You ever have your phone, like sitting down like this?
Then you open that motherfucker and be on the camera or something.
Yeah, bro.
Who the fuck?
up with the camera on.
And why is it when you're pulling your phone at your pocket, you can't get that
bitch to do some shit that you can't, you don't even know how to do why you got that
bitch in your hand?
I'm in a garage band.
I ain't even know that shit on my phone.
I said, what the fuck is this?
You know the key notes.
Yeah.
For a while you couldn't take that shit off there.
Yeah.
I fought that garage man.
I used to have that bit hooked up to my MacBook when I made music, you can make music on your
phone.
I can't, shit.
Yeah.
I can't, shit.
All you need some headphones.
That's it.
That's it.
I don't want to learn how to do shit else.
Hello.
I don't want to learn how to do shit else.
Nah.
It's going to, you ain't going to learn how to have to do too much more.
I rarely.
That shit is going to be right here on your head.
All the time.
All this shit right here.
How they be doing with that?
You have to pay a subscription or you ain't going to be able to use it.
Well, your shit will go off quick.
You should go off quick.
There's one grab a shit in your favorites.
You can't do.
But you can't see nobody else's either.
That's the crazy part.
Don't speak that to this.
Please do.
That nigga watching the game.
Let me see your eye.
No, I don't know.
You've got the chipping everything.
You put your hair and pay for your food.
Ain't a little bit.
Fishing for your food.
I'm waiting on technology to come a little bit further so I can over and throw it.
When they start selling them goddamn pills, they make you happy for a week at a time.
We'll get some of them, though.
Happy people?
They're going to be stressed to fuck out.
My motherfuckers just stop walking.
They're going to just be on the move and start walking shit you.
To come down,
gonna be crazy though.
It's going to be wild.
Bitch, goddamn.
The fuck you fly in the mouth.
You're gonna flip every table in every room you go into.
Then you take the field.
I'm sorry.
Side effects may include table flipping, choking bitches,
slapping people, kicking babies,
and killing family parents.
Stay away made.
The heart rate.
Adrenaline rush.
Man.
That's what they're going for.
This is what they're going for a name.
This is the ultimate.
to go.
Yeah.
Y'all going for flying cars?
You're looking for that?
Nope.
I said the same day, travel to the ground.
You're crazy.
I don't want for the car that drive as in.
Man, I'm not jumping in a car.
They don't be nowhere around the car.
It depends on the technology.
What they're talking about now?
Propellers?
No.
You think it's enough space in the sky for people to drive?
No.
Yeah.
If you get the fuck out the way.
Yeah.
Just like when we're on the highway.
Get your hands out the goddamn left lane.
Get your hands out the goddamn left lane.
Hold on.
Go to the right.
Cars fuck up on the ground.
What the fuck you think going to happen?
That'd be going to go out in the sky.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
It ain't like you're going to be in a park on the cloud,
nigga.
I ain't fucking now.
What if it's just a parachute just pooped out the hands
of the car and then you just ease down.
No, I'm good.
You're going to get hit by another car.
Yeah.
But if you just drop the folks down, you're flying.
No, you might be all right.
I'm telling you, nigga, 20-80
a nigga drive-bag going to be crazy.
If it was like really like some hovering
Jetsons type shit
where that shit could move it all
direct, like, and stop from hitting
some shit and move like a goddamn
spaceship, maybe.
But with shit just talking about
we're going to hit the accelerator
and you just feel to go forward
and ain't no more doing donuts in the park
and the car be that
you're going to turn so long.
It takes you're able to make a donut.
You ain't going to hear shit.
It's not going to even be fun.
No, that shit ain't happened.
No, I hope not.
It's got a...
Everybody ain't going to get an electric car.
No, because I don't want one.
Nigger can creep up on you on here.
A nigga coming no more.
You didn't get a shot at it out of nowhere.
Nicaru.
I'm going to start buying this nigga car.
I got to get, man.
Before I get an electric car.
What?
You start buying car.
Beo!
That movie.
That movie, that Netflix shit made me jump in the old school every day.
What that?
That one movie that, uh...
I forgot what about the everything going on.
Oh, yeah, the electric.
And then all of the Teslas crashed in the same place.
I ain't seen that.
What's that movie, man?
They're like Geostorm or some shit.
Huh?
Yeah, don't look good.
Don't look good.
Oh, I ain't seen that.
They had that shit on there.
All the Teslers were crashing into each other in the same spot, like the GPS in the car went crazy.
And these motherfuckers all, like, the world going haywire.
All the Tesla's got on one road and just crashed into it.
Crashed into it.
Everybody in the punty is.
Just paying somebody looking at there.
Yeah.
Got to get you some shit.
Just working there.
Man.
Yeah, don't get me no shit.
They can do all that, Annette.
No.
I take a little robot, though.
I'll take a little robot, too, guy.
I take a little.
I get lonely.
That sounds like slaving.
No.
I don't want one.
I don't want no dog.
I need, I need, hi, Otis.
What's up, niggum.
It goes on that air.
You drive.
You drive, bro.
You were the best of the seat kicking shit.
He's driving good.
He's driving good and fought.
Well, Matt, you're doing chilling.
But every time you ask them, you're like,
I'm starting to think you only want to use me to do stuff.
Then I can start getting fillies and shit.
Did you pray this morning?
How many different bitches were you bringing in here?
Are we really, friend?
That's where we go, that's where we go win with our robots.
We're going to take our robots to church.
We ain't going to tell our robots.
robots, they can't go to heaven.
No, robot.
No.
I don't want a robot.
But don't tell them.
They're going to be good because they go drink.
I don't know.
Can they go?
I don't think they can go.
They're smarter than us.
Do the drink machine go?
When the drink machine is mad, do the drink machine go?
Look at these motherfucketeer stuff.
They're going to start coming to you telling you shit you don't want to hear.
No, I'm good.
They're going to have to cut off your foot if you keep you.
You're 30% closer to losing your name.
Don't go outside today.
You have a chance of 87% of not returning home.
What's the fuck going to happen?
I'm not authorized to tell you.
That means got to go.
Who do you work for?
Why?
My name is.
That should have adjusted for your lifestyle, too.
You sleep.
All you hear is, so you're not going to evacuate?
What the fuck?
What is that mean?
We have to get out of here.
I don't want anything like that.
I don't even want that little more about this.
I'm warning you.
We cannot stay.
We need to be gone.
What the fuck?
What's the fucking?
What the happened?
A war that's been a phone.
I'm not authorized to give me that information.
Please seek higher ground.
They ain't know the feds kick a goddamn door in.
Right.
There's no more privacy.
So you're not going to tell me that you pooped blood,
Last night.
How long do you think you're going to raise for me?
The thing is still.
Man, the motherfucker's going to be learning everything.
How you know how shit bled?
From your stool sample, here.
She's lying.
He's dead.
He popped out of nowhere.
You in the back.
You're in the shelf.
You hear your ground in there.
You know her keys on the can and everything.
You go up there.
You go up there.
It's just the robot.
in there, you thought I was her.
It was a joke.
Get it?
Why aren't you?
You laugh?
That shit's got me.
That shit's got me.
That's crazy.
Exactly.
Fand that stuff.
Tears.
You know, somebody going to fuck the robot.
Somebody going to fuck the robot.
Had a robot all confused.
That's going to what's for the real push on the robot.
What's the movie?
What's the movie?
Deuce Ex-Machina, the dude.
a little sexy robot girl
fall in love with the bitch
and that bitch go crazy.
Stop making technology
that you can fuck
like that.
I can't fuck no robot guy.
He put a push on it.
He put titty on.
He put everything on the bitch.
The ball chain
go out in that motherfucker.
He made the bitch on the computer.
Yeah.
The timing belt go out
on that motherfucker while you're in it.
That's what we're going to find out
all the technology
leads back to you anyway.
Some fucking.
That's all they're using technology.
So we came out with AI.
P.I. is on the way.
Pussey and intelligent.
Trust me.
Intelligent pussy is going to figure out exactly how you like your pussy.
It's got an eyepiece and a mouthpiece.
So what are they going to be sending these?
You put the belt around your belt.
That shit on VR crazy.
Even like watching porn on VR, that shit.
Well, not that I did it, but I'm just saying.
I did it.
I did it.
I see it.
It was like they were fucking right there.
Bro, right here.
A niggas sold up I don't.
I come from that.
I come from it.
A niggas sold up I know a bus.
Oh, shit.
That's joke.
I was like, I don't know what to fuck, bro.
The nigga just sewn up in the car.
I was like, I'm sorry.
You weren't ready to this shot.
What is the shit?
You're wondering that thing to see you too.
No, you feel in the frame.
What's up, bro?
What is that?
What is that?
Virtual reality.
Virtual reality.
That shit, man.
That's crazy.
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You don't know them up and up there. I can't put this shit on.
They look like they're fucking right to front you guys.
Well, you ain't going to be able to come to the future with us.
No, I'm ready to you.
They're going to be there with us, but we're going to be doing shit.
You're going to be stuck.
No, they got the AI shit, bro.
The Apple, I forgot what it's called, though.
And Chigo got one of them, right?
It's this shit on there where they got this dinosaur, right?
This shit looked real.
I know what you're talking about.
The motherfucking, bro.
The fucking diamond is like a little egg and stuff rolled out.
Then the big dinosaur come looking for that motherfucker.
That shit comes right up in front of the shit.
That shit crazy.
That shit wild for it.
And you got it on your face?
Yeah.
thing, man, you can fuck around, stuff out.
You can turn your head, the bus coming your way, man.
You're like, oh, shit.
Like, you figure, hit by this.
You can sit on the moon and look at Earth.
Hell yeah.
Nah, that shit will give me a season.
You see the one, you saw the shit where the motherfucker is, you'd be looking and just be snoring, right?
It's like you really out there.
Yeah.
Then if you watch this shit long enough, niggins, some motherfucking wolves that come out of that motherfucker.
It's like your home stream.
Like, you're really sitting on your couch in the cabin, bro.
Big stream TV, you look out the window, nigg.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's shit's everywhere.
When you look, though, it's like, and it ain't no delay.
That shit in real times, like.
As fast as you turn around, it ain't like you can see no greens, man.
That shit, like, you can turn all the way around.
And it's the way.
And where you look, it's like, all that shit different.
Nah, I'm good.
All that shit different, right?
It ain't the same shit, bro.
It's like.
Like you're really in a cabin.
If you're really in a...
If you're really...
You'll look back, it'd be some shit back here that ain't over here when you turn around.
You can hear motherfuckin' fucking walking around and shit.
Go over there, pick shit.
They got your hand
because all you can see is your two hands.
So you use the control of to like grab shit.
Yeah.
Shit crazy.
But see that one, what's the other one?
It's the Apple one, right?
The Oculus shit.
That's the regular one.
What's the one?
The new one.
No, it's two different.
They both virtual reality, but it's one that's more advanced.
I'm talking about that one that you.
That Apple shit.
Yeah.
You like, use your hand.
I ain't fucking either one.
No.
It's something, but you can use your hand and like do that shit.
That shit crazy.
I'm about to tell you about that.
That shit.
That shit wild, bro.
That's what I'm saying, that's that type of shit that's coming.
They can put like a chip in your head and you ain't got to put that shit on your favor.
That's all that shit.
Vision pro.
Yeah.
That shit crazy.
Okay.
Hey, man, welcome back to Harry Fatsy show.
I don't have to do no fucking intro.
Because if you don't know who on the show today, you just don't watch this shit enough.
Money, bad.
Just motherfucking crazy, man.
I know that.
Family.
business.
Because we are family.
And this is business.
We've been in here talking just bouncing, randomly.
They got deep over him.
Yeah.
Random shit.
You still fuck me up.
I got to go on this something bit, man.
You fuck me up for a night.
Hey, man, know what you fuck with.
What are you fucking with?
Fuck me up, bro.
Yeah.
Save yourself.
Somebody need your head.
Yeah, because after a while, you're going to realize
a lot of the shit that they've been telling us for years is black men.
It's just wrong.
It's a new game.
How are you going to tell us about us?
I know.
But we've been misledged.
We were fed a lot of misinformation growing up.
And they fucked our perception of a lot of shit, though.
Push your head into the wall until you hear that cracking sound.
We mean, bitches ain't shit.
They shouldn't have told us that.
They should have told us that.
They should have been to therapy.
I take three little bitches and I put them in a life.
I take four, five, six, and flow them whole world.
I take one more before I go for my head.
That's seven, this is getting fucked at the same time.
That's too many.
That's way too many.
Why would you tell a young man that?
That's the shit you were listening to when you were seeing months.
The type of shit we came up on them.
Not real shit.
I met a little girl.
Her name was Mary.
All that.
We didn't abuse, man.
Look at that girl with the days of dudes on.
There were plenty of other regular women at that parted.
Look that girl with them days of dudes.
Oh!
Really got to go.
Oh!
Get it up, sweet.
This is hollered.
Man.
Heavy D.
was straight up stalking a woman in a song.
That nigger said, I know where you live, you want to bet because your girl showed me.
But I'll polly and stay out of your way, figure, and I won't be ignorant.
And this niggins was, that nigger had a song called, you had you thinking you want me.
Like, niggins, she didn't do nothing that made you think that.
She was with her boyfriend, and you was following her around singing.
Uncle Luke was straight up cold with his shit.
Nick, the IQ, man.
Hey, we want some bulls.
I feel this.
That's the first time in America they let a black man tell the truth that we're all in the rap.
That's why he had to go to the Supreme Court.
They didn't let it.
That's why he had to fight for that.
Well, I'm saying, like, all the years black people been making music,
they finally were like, whoa!
We have never been here before.
Yeah.
He took them to a whole other thing.
Love a fuck what NWH said and all the day.
Like, what is this?
It was only because.
It was nondescript pussy too.
It was mainstream.
A white kid loves it.
He could be talking about white.
He could have been talking about any kind of pussy.
He was like, just some pussy.
He didn't specify.
That's what got him in trouble.
So if he would have just specified, they would have left him along.
He was talking about animals.
We want black kids.
Huh?
He was talking about animals.
He's talking about cats.
He came out later with here, lizard, lizard, lizzie.
Lizard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a genius.
Uncle Luke fucked the aim up.
He definitely did.
With those lyrics right there.
We want some cool says.
Ain't like, well, so dick.
And then when he came after that, everything, went to court and everything, he came right back with.
Pop that coach.
Y'all act like that wasn't one of the biggest.
Pop that cookie, hey.
Pop that cookie, baby.
The clean version.
That was actually better than the bird.
We didn't listen to clean shit in all.
and clean shit in our house.
Sheesh.
That's the radio was pop.
What?
What?
Radio was lit.
America on fire, man.
Pop that kutja, eh.
They put it in, they put it in
major pain.
At the end of the song,
when that niggins say,
Pop,
this staking national,
baby.
Everybody was included.
Yeah.
Luke did that.
That's history for you.
I got to go back and listen to some.
Hydraulis to the floor.
Come on, man.
Strong!
Hydraulic!
The titus go.
I love that, man.
Man, he all was talking about.
That nigger, they never had to finish his lyrics, man.
Dog, that nigg was shouting out people that ain't real.
Captain D. coming.
Oh, yeah.
Burb coming.
Santa Claus coming.
See her in a good.
Polka Hunters coming.
Hookahun is coming.
Polka Hunter's and Santa Claus going to be that.
Writh the whale.
He coming.
That niggis said, free, will it?
Yeah.
Fellas.
Hey, Luke was that niggins about that nigg.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
I can make a remember, shout out the Trick Daddy on that bitch.
It is somebody last year.
Trick Daddy, you say some wild shit, boy.
Trick Daddy's in that song, I'll be your player.
Well, it ain't too wild, because I do that shit.
Trick Dad, tell that bitch.
I eat your.
Pussy with your legs up.
No, I eat your booty with your legs up.
Now your back, up your crack.
Then I'll blow all in your butt.
My name.
I suck your ass where your draws cross.
Suck them tithers and all and make you climb the wall.
Sound about right?
I fucking love that trick.
That nigga that one.
You need a man in your life child.
Somebody black ball head in a flip one.
They call them trick that dog.
A real woman's scarlet.
If you're looking for that head, baby going to holler.
Damn.
Trick Daddy told him this on his son.
I figured you was a hole, but you can't help.
Oh, God.
Bitch, I got my pops.
Treat one of my top players.
But, trick, my.
Shout out to your restaurant.
We ate, though.
We did.
We did.
That shit was good.
Go on tell them what was your issues.
No, my issue.
I was fine.
Yeah, but you know what I mean.
It wasn't no issue, but he just got a request.
And I wanted them smother.
This nigga about two shots of grave.
I ain't know they had graving like that.
We're about two shots of graeme.
That shit was good.
More punting, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That shit was good.
That shit was good.
It was it.
It was good.
Everybody was cool.
Five were nice.
Yeah.
You fuck with you.
So that shit was hard.
Yeah, that shit was good.
That fish looked good as fuck y'all.
Man, that shit was good, bro.
I'm talking about, you know how you get down the road later on and burp some shit that you had and you wish you'd just bought some oil?
Damn.
That's how you living?
This nigga re-burbing.
You burping when you got some overhud.
You did buy some more.
Move gone.
You used to being broke or something.
I don't tell you.
He ain't want to these.
He'll eat his burp.
It tastes better when you burp it up.
No, Nick, y'all didn't burp me.
I'm like, damn, I wish I'd have to bought some more of that shit.
It was too late.
No.
Brin, that shit was 30 minutes from the room.
I can imagine what the door dance is going to be.
even off of it on Door Day.
Nick, I'll be going to raising canes
every time I'm on the road.
Any city I got that
I got to have one on the road.
But I wanted to try Sundays anyway.
I wouldn't try a trick spot anyway because I hadn't
had it. Like, every time I would go to
Miami, it was, the line
was just long and I don't, I'm impatient.
All that fuck. So we went
this time. I ain't where nobody, no.
We walked straight in that motherfucker. I love to go
to the hood spot, though. I used
used to like to go to the country kitchen in
Indianapolis. That was being
Got to check it out.
They used to be fun.
Everybody can't cook soul.
I don't know what they're doing there.
I like Ms. Cunney's in Detroit.
Y'all go to Big Daddy's on Old Nish.
If you cut them big chokes or stems up in your collard greens, I don't want them.
Start.
Yeah.
That'd be too much.
I don't want that shit.
Okay.
Where y'all be going?
I fought with 10 for the soul food.
10?
Right there across street for the Mercedes-Bin-Statown.
Yeah, that's good.
Excuse me.
They're smacked.
Them people got turkey ribs.
Oh, yeah.
What do you kind of, though?
I like, what you're kind of, too?
Six, seven, five.
What's that?
That peach cauliflower.
Two and five?
They're good.
Where is that?
Peacobble cafe is, but that bitch smack, boy.
It's more than one.
It's more.
I don't, I don't, I, I don't eat it.
I'll be on the south side.
Now, I ain't going to lie.
I did.
Just eat that me pig smokehouse right there on bankhead.
It's fine?
Man, those folks ain't, no.
You know what's my twin?
But them four have turkey rib, too,
I ain't ever had.
Okay.
You're just going to fuck with turkey rear.
What's the manor house fight?
Mannerhouse moved.
I used to like...
They further up on their own windy hill now.
See, I used to eat that and taste the dog.
It's a B-B-Cool sometimes.
Nobody's a Takeda-Bee, Newface, I know you know about a Taze's a dog.
That's Simpson-Role shit right now.
That bitch connected to a barbershop and a club.
Newface got the recipe to the ghetto.
Takeda-a-old of a barbershop, a club, and a restaurant.
He got the recipe to the ghetto burger.
Newfay's got a recipe to the Mundo burger.
If I really want, if I really want hood shit early in the day,
and I need like a whole goddamn wheel that K&K.
I go to 10.
Fucking Q-time.
All those shit.
Four 10.
We got to go to all these motherfucking.
I'm out of the loop.
I fuck with Big Daddy's dough.
I got to go out there, but I ain't been there so long.
I fuck with it.
They got a lot of options.
What's that right there on MLK at something, something cafeteria that sold food spot in the plaza?
Isn't it?
Yes and it.
They've got a couple of years or so off.
It's a hit of me, once in the blue bono.
Is that what it is on bankhead too?
It's one on bankhead.
It's something, some cafeteria on backhead.
You know the most slept-on food chain in Atlanta that you see like all over the hoods and shit?
JJ.
No.
Fisher-pring.
Piquette.
Piquette.
That's for old white folk, man.
You're crazy as much.
That shit, that's the level up on the Cracker Barrow.
I spoke with Cracker Barrow.
Before that, my grandma was going to Morrison.
Man, you ain't never been to that motherfucker at South DeKal.
Piggott.
Piggott.
Yeah, that motherfucker got a DJ in there.
Where?
Everybody indicated the Piccadilly on Sunday, then.
You know where I have a hard time finding?
Long John Seale.
You're going to keep having a hard time.
I like this shit.
I don't even exist no more.
You'll find a Capon Dee before you find that, but, but Cap DECC up.
Captain Lee's, probably.
I like Long John Seel.
I still over Counting D.
I still eat that shit.
There's a lot of overrated shit in that line of two.
I ain't going.
There's a lot of overrated shit in that line.
Two chips,
like all of it.
Fucking STK.
Like, I can't even hear myself thinking that bitch.
Why the music so loud while we eat,
they're supposed to be a date night.
I'm yelling at this old.
Oh, yeah.
You had a good day?
Turn the music down in that motherfucker, man.
Y'all see that man?
Y'all don't need no DJ?
No fucking restaurant.
They be looking for a line.
In the tab 200-0?
And you mean until we couldn't talk?
I ain't say nothing for 500.
Two hundred.
They probably got hookahs in that big now too, though.
Yeah, I'm sure.
That shit loud and fuck, man.
Turn that shit down, man.
Yeah, you got to go somewhere located.
There's so much information, though, on...
You cannot...
Bro, you do have...
You don't have no business
not knowing where to fuck to take a woman
these day, bro, because it's all on Instagram.
Date night in Atlanta.
Date night in Atlanta.
Date night.
Nick, it's so...
I'd be screaming.
If you don't have nowhere to go my way.
Oh, so you be down here dating this shit.
Yeah, I'll be dating.
No, I'm saying, I'll do date night.
Yeah, you date.
No, I'll take date night.
I'll take mine on date night.
Ain't nothing wrong with that shit?
Isn't there wrong with you?
You be dating name?
No, I just deleted it to that.
Oh.
I'm talking shit.
You're going to try to change you because I said,
oh, man, I just do date night.
Date night.
Date night.
Date night.
You can be out here dating to entertainer me.
Yeah, I'll take them over.
On the ride home, me, like, I had so much fun.
I forgot to ask for some pussy.
I'm about to drop you off.
I don't know about that.
He did.
I put the, I put the, I put the, uh, the tab up on the week.
You know how after they change your oil, they put that stick up there on where she'll.
Now, I put the receipt on there.
I'd be wondering, we're on the same page.
God damn, boy.
You know, we'll let you know what there's a lot of money.
You know, there's a lot of money.
This is how women can tell you.
When there ain't a lot of money, we're going to say nothing about the tab.
When that one's going to come back in a lot of money, like, hell.
And you open that dude, and you know there's a lot of money, that's been $2.50 higher.
You're like, what's 15% of God down?
What do you calculate that in, shop?
Yeah, you're going to see that.
I'm going to see that back.
$200.
$250.
I'll be trying to date.
My thing is, I have to date multiple women at the same time because I'm falling in little quick.
He fall in love.
Did he say that?
That what he said.
I fall in law quick.
So I have to have more than one.
Man, what the fuck?
You just said that I have more than one.
Man, what the nigga just said, dog?
I'm falling in love.
He said, he said.
The gun lie, boss.
He said about the gun line, boss.
That nigga said he falling in love quick.
I do.
I'm falling in love quick, boy.
A boy, I love, boy.
A bitch, I ain't your wrong.
Let me hear him.
They'll find out the secrets.
You did it.
So I think multiple ones
Make you not
You just fall in love with a bunch of them
No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna, if I got more than one
The kids are gonna, I'm not gonna
Like, much is focusing on one
It's easier for me to dig out damn.
Nake's safe, I love.
I do.
See, low cold on the bitch.
Who you guys?
No, I ain't with all that shit, now.
Let me call you right back.
She caught right back.
I'm in love.
No, hell, no.
He ain't that.
He falls in love.
I ain't never heard a niggins say that.
I ain't never heard no niggins say that either.
I'm going to hear of quit, dog.
That's a new shit.
How long you got to be around to be before you fall in love?
There ain't no time.
If she's spending night, you're going to love the shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She waking up the niggia out of rural bull, here go your key.
He'll go my key.
No.
He keeps the spell.
She's getting the guy.
He takes a more.
She got to go home.
Y'all got to see them.
No, he's taking more than that.
Damn, man.
But I do.
I do, I do, bro.
I ain't like to count to you.
I'm not going to sit on this motherfucking count to the good people or to y'all.
Hey, man, that's what we're changing your name to.
And we then made you honesty.
Love, Bull.
Fall in love, quick.
That nigga ain't love, bro.
No, that nigga got to have one of them long names, like the new red.
Fall in love real bad.
Fall in love quick, me.
Fall in love, quit me.
We ain't do it, bro.
I'm understanding the word, dog.
This nigga here.
But this nigga really said he falls in love quick.
I do.
Ladies, did you hear this?
No, don't even put no in that one of me.
Don't reiterate.
Don't get trying to take advantage of him.
I told you that nigga had this slave blood, man.
Yes, sir, I'll fall in love quick.
Hell, I'm in love right now.
I don't have nobody, no eyes for nobody, but Ms. Mary.
If you ain't, is you is or is you ain't my baby.
What do they?
He'll be eating this shit.
I am.
Yeah, he found a little quick.
What I do?
Fall in love quick, nigga.
You'd be all right.
First day out.
It might not be a fast man.
Found a little quitting.
The wrong one.
I did.
They had a couple of times too.
Why are you fucked up now?
You got to discernment.
You got to figure out, you know,
pay attention to the signs.
Yeah, that's it.
Y'all not from make this about me.
No, I'm saying.
Turn to love.
No, man.
Sometimes some of these bitches don't need to be loved.
Damn.
Some of these bitches need to learn.
Oh, me.
Someone don't want to be love.
And you can't, if you can't want me.
Well, those first thing you get is, what happened?
So she got to learn.
And learning is not with me.
Your mic.
Oh, I broke me.
Oh, man.
How long we've been going?
It's like two minutes.
Two minutes.
Oh, like, two hours.
This shit just started two minutes
We're waiting on y'all
I kept doing like this
You didn't see me doing like this
You know he's checking his phone now
He said he's saying she says
You know a nigga named Justin
Y'all in love
What's all these heart-in-mole?
Justin, who, man?
You know Justin, fall in love quick, man.
Falling love quick.
Oh.
Damn.
You better stop falling in love so fast.
Yeah, my boy.
You're gonna get scammed.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of energy and time.
Yeah, that's what they're on too.
And they're not even the ones that do.
I try to get like a year.
Why I even say I love?
I can tell a bitch I love you.
That ain't quick.
Huh?
It ain't quick.
A year?
To just say I love you.
That's a long time.
Lowe said that ain't quick.
Man, he was a series of song, dude.
So when is it not too quick?
When is it not to help?
That's up to you.
Yeah, that's up to year.
What is?
I can't, I don't know, shit.
Don't listen to me.
No, you don't ever listen to me.
In general.
I doubt to give it a year.
Well, I say we're together.
Immediately.
Right then.
No, it's the win, nigga.
What's the time frame?
Generally.
Like he said, not even just four, one,
Not even just for me and general, not even for bad, but just in general.
In life?
Yes.
What's too quick?
Shit.
Immediately.
What's immediately?
Right then, on the spot.
Damn.
Same day.
So a year's cool.
Just to believe in love first sight.
I don't know what kind of year is being.
Old time if he loved at first price.
Why he ain't married it then?
Exactly.
He would.
He didn't.
He wouldn't do that shit.
You'll bury her.
If she called tomorrow, I'm like, let's get married.
He wouldn't do that shit.
Mr. You're great.
Especially if he just came back for my show, got some money in his pocket.
What that mean, for?
Hell no, you ain't fin to do this shit.
Oh, me.
Who are you trying to convince me and yourself?
I married Mr. Martin.
No, you wouldn't.
She must have fell off.
You want to go back around?
Well, ah, yeah, I know what it is.
She must watch the show when she's going to see it or something.
This nigga trying to win.
No, I don't think she'd do.
You wouldn't do that shit.
What would I should do?
You're about pay for it and everything.
Huh?
What?
You're going to marry, you're going to pay for it.
Yeah.
Pay for it.
Yeah, I don't pay for it with love.
What?
No, you got to pay for it.
Oh, no, we're going to the court out.
Oh, hell, hell, no.
You don't love that bit that much.
You don't?
I mean, we're going on the court hour.
Man.
Yeah, for paying speeding tickets.
Look up the family records, but we're making...
I'd be shocked, nigga, speak high little women.
I'm like, man, you're going to shit.
We went on to the car.
You just go there to get it done to show you serious.
Crazy-ass, man.
Nick, if I ever get married, if I ever get married,
I'm going to make sure that shit look like an R&B video.
Nick, he's going to be somewhere beautiful.
We're going to have some white horses and shit.
Up in heaven.
Mother fucking going to let some dubs.
We're gonna do an indoor and a outdoor, a big-ass cake, some of them pictures with a fake laughing and shit, we gotta do it big.
Turn up.
Don't go to look at them courthouse.
Don't never let no woman make you think she could and I have no wedding.
And come out with a marriage certificate on that interview.
Go on right.
They're going right to sit down.
So Shirley, who smoked them cigarettes behind the building and say, okay, do you take this off the wedding on you?
No, look at her, sugar.
Look at her.
Look her in her.
eyes.
We'll get you out
here in just a minute.
Pay $75 downstairs.
Fuck, no.
Now, do it.
Do whatever you want to.
I'll make my shit dope.
It's going to be an R&B video.
I'm paying one of them
niggas from the 90s to come sane.
Hell, yeah.
Whoever available that weekend.
I got $2,500 that weekend.
That's it.
That's what I happen.
You're at that point.
You're at that point.
Are you going on time to see your guy?
Tony, where you're in Tony, Toll and Tony Taylor, Tony Tosh or that's off of that weekend.
Yeah, he's about $2,500.
He ain't getting that.
Somebody got to come saying.
I have Jack Thriller in that bull, buggy, blah.
Honey buzz, whatever that nigga, man.
That shit like an R&B video, man.
No, you got to do it big for your old letter, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to do it big.
I might be a little player, but, you know.
I ain't going to do all of that, but I ain't going to the courthouse or a little.
Yeah, you got to do all that.
You got to do this.
It's like, it's a celebration of all this shit that you can't do no more.
Oh, God.
You want to make that shit fun.
Bachelor party going to go, Christ.
There's going to be a bunch of...
All little people.
Just going to be a bunch of niggas.
You're going to fucking around and get married.
Oh, it's just going to be a bunch of niggins that girl out night.
Yeah, baby, we're still in here.
Oh, God.
Man, we're about to catch the rest of this game.
I guess, I guess niggins go in the bed.
Something.
Bad jazz.
Everybody wants something to walk, huh?
Exactly.
I got to have an an an anina white.
Injana Williams.
Hopper oil.
Yeah.
Boy, that shit crazy.
That's ass.
That ain't turtle.
Look it at that ass.
Boy, that's, that movie funny.
That is...
Bro.
What?
God damn it.
I knew you look for me.
Damn it the hell, I'm in the way to fubber cats, if you look crazy.
I want everybody out, out the damn spot.
That's my homie, my life.
You're talking to you.
Damn it the hell I'm going to go to me.
They used to call you Joebo.
Back the day of your wife was something.
Man, I know you're the lucky man.
Where that goddamn movie crazy?
Oh.
My mom are dead. Now I got a cat.
Hey, man, that that's shit, bro.
He's their whole life rabbits.
Oh!
Let me give you some advice, kid.
People don't like you.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Put him against the bottle.
What's that one in there?
Fuck!
That nigga, now boy.
Hey.
My boy don't, uh, now the old comedian, bro.
Who is the, who is the nigga, who they?
Showboat.
Showbending.
Mike Coy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's another OG that show a little, like a motherfucker.
Free love was in that bitch and A.J. Johnson.
TLC.
The felons with the food.
Yeah.
Yeah.
TLC and that movie made me fall in love left out.
I ain't laugh.
I was already a fan, but damn, well, that moved out of that.
That's out of that.
Chila was always the one that made me more.
Yeah.
Oh, more definitely.
Take a T-boss.
T-Bah.
You know, going to Africa.
But when I got a little older, T-Bowl was the one.
I'm thinking about going to Africa.
I'm thinking about going to Africa.
I forgot.
Boy, all of them later sexy.
I can't have one.
What?
I couldn't never pick.
No, I put, I take left out.
Like, all we got.
The whole T-Bond.
The whole TLC.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, they was fine.
Tony Braxton, you made me out of the goddamn reposition myself.
I like that jungle fever, Tony Brackson.
Tony Brackson with that wine.
I ain't know where it says.
You stupid.
You're stupid.
She has a crankhead in that movie, man.
In Junglefield?
Oh.
You're kidding?
No.
You get the country.
That's all we get the money.
Oh, shit.
Man, I like her.
Let's hear a little, bro.
I'm a little late.
You think you're the other.
No, gator, gator.
Don't start dancing.
I'm saying, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That nigga was so funny in that goddamn movie.
Where's the TV, Gator?
The fence lost.
Can you believe that shit?
Sorry, motherfucker.
Listen here, man.
No, no, no, no, Gator.
Don't start that.
I smoke the motherfucker.
Br.
Hey, man.
I think one of the finest ladies on TV
that nobody never bring up, bro.
What's motherfucking?
Sherry Carter.
From B.D.
Hell, yeah, bro.
And Rachel from Caribbean,
uh,
Rhythm.
Felicia Rashall was always that way.
I ain't going to hold it,
bro.
My baby back in the day
was goddamn.
Stacey Dash.
Where?
That's before she started
talking in public.
Yeah.
I would still fuck Stacey.
Man, listen,
bro.
Oh, my gosh.
Tony Braston.
You got to do powder with her.
Tony Braston.
Felicia Richard.
Godd.
Damn.
Stacey's dad with that.
Baby back.
I used to like Patrick, too, though.
I used to like all the older.
The one, they kept in rotation,
like the lady, the girlfriend from Blank Man.
What was her name?
That one, Robin.
That one, Robin Parks.
Yeah, he's like Hillary.
Hillary.
No.
No, no, no, the girl Blamey.
No, Robin, man.
No, Robin, Gibbons.
Robbitton.
Robbitton.
Robbitton.
Really, all the women on boomerang,
if we're being in her, every last one of them.
Lady Elie, too.
Yeah, Eloy.
Yeah.
That's the OG Catwoman.
That's the first cat one.
I know she was fine when she was young.
See, I ain't never seen no picture when she was young.
I didn't look that up.
It had a man.
And when the cigarettes had them sticks on them.
Cigarette with their own.
And she was having a cigarette holder.
Cigarette holder.
Yeah.
See, we used to be full of fine black women.
Bruh.
They didn't took them all about.
Be alone.
Yeah, alone.
She's so fine.
She made me want to go to college.
My back and our boys in her.
Boys in hood.
Yeah, yeah.
That's her fan shoe.
Like, that's what's going on.
I used to like Shotta.
What was Shata real name that played in parenthood?
Her name was Zaria in Parenthood?
What her real name?
Reagan.
Yep.
That motherfucker.
I'm an Angela Bassett, nigga, too.
Yeah, she, man.
Angela Bassett.
Yeah.
Cold is that.
Cold, yeah.
Cold.
Yeah.
Cold.
Cold, cold, cold, cold.
We just get her in the trap.
You think she'll do it?
She'll do it.
She'll do it.
I want to marry J. Blige to come.
She'll definitely do.
Yeah.
She'll have.
She'll have.
Hey, we got to get Monica.
We got to get Monica.
That'd be, don't you get some good abs.
Who?
Hell yeah.
T-Bahs.
T-Bahs and definitely pull up.
We got to get more women in the truck.
We just got to convince them to get over here.
T-Balls are definitely pull up.
I think she's probably.
They don't understand.
It's way more difficult to get ladies on here than anybody else.
But we want to.
Yeah.
We love it.
It just requires a little bit more effort.
I got one for you.
I mean, ain't gonna figure it all right.
Oh, it ain't, yeah.
Well, we can make it happen.
You know, I'm open.
It's all about working over here, fellas.
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