The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - FAMILY BUSINESS & POUR MINDS in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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Starting point is 00:03:10 But when you did a cup, like you're wearing it up. No, y'all been showing y'all ass. In a good way, though. In a good way. The whole team, man. The whole family. Y'all regret that shit? The whole management.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Nick, this ain't a goddamn confession I feel like any decision I paid I'm telling shit that I ain't going to My mom make it work Uh-huh Uh-huh
Starting point is 00:03:39 They're gonna be somebody Grandma and they're gonna be in and out With that dimension They were like I remember them Dave Nica they got grandmas on that twirking right now You left right? Grandma like 75 wagon
Starting point is 00:03:51 My ass stupid Yeah I'm talking about What? Grandma's got a Greyhound face. She got a great hound face, though. Oh, great hound. Hey, that hint.
Starting point is 00:04:03 That's A-I, man. That ain't really. He doesn't got pulled back. That wasn't no filter. That wasn't no filter. They do. We have an old filter. Younger, too, though.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Yeah. Yeah, they'd be like in eight 40s. That's good time for that. That's a grandma. You're just fast. I don't want to meet no 40-year-old grandma. That's a, hell. 50-year-old grandma still looking good.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I think that big. Nika, nil-long 50. No, but she's not. Ain't Jennifer Lopez? Yeah. She, like, 52. Yeah. Oh, I know somebody fucking a mug.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Who? Fucking a mug. Angel LeBast. Oh, yeah. She's a girl. She's a good. She's a good. She's too cool, but she ain't fucking near a long girl.
Starting point is 00:04:48 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a near home. Hey, I'm near long. Don't do me like that. All right now. Boy, she's so fine, she made me want to go to college. You got to fight that now. She's so funny.
Starting point is 00:05:02 No, when she went to college on boys in the hood, that made me want to go to college den. And what school she went too low? Spare me. Come on. Man, you know she was in the ice, she's got a thine with my line. Why else would she go down there?
Starting point is 00:05:16 What's on, y'all? You're all the way in Cali. How are you even know about that Lama? She wanted to get away from the fans. Yeah. That Callet, like, were crazy. What's on? I think the women
Starting point is 00:05:27 finder right now in this point in history than they ever been. Oh, thanks. Yeah, shit. Think about it. They got access to the bullshit. Even if you don't even know how to make yourself look good, you could go online
Starting point is 00:05:39 and find some shit. They look good on somebody else and at least try that shit. Yeah. I think we're an agent better. No, because back in the day, you actually had to see the women in person. You saw that beauty. You saw that motherfucker be like, good God. I'm like, look a whole man.
Starting point is 00:05:55 What, James? Huh. James? Yeah, it's always a nigga James in the real. The old nigga named, it's an all we around. James, right now, if you look at a girl on Instagram, you see it, you'd be like, she fucking around a little different in person. She doesn't sold you in an illusion.
Starting point is 00:06:11 She's supposed to. But what beauty may look like. You understand? But think about back in like, back in the day, like the 60s and shit, you ain't know who the fuck was fine in Baltimore. You just had to be outside. You thought she was the most beautiful. And your buddy go out of town.
Starting point is 00:06:31 He comes back and tell you some fine women in Baltimore and you just take that and run with you. You got to go with it. Oh, my boy said, there's some fine holes in Baltimore. You might see two or three. Two, that's all they need to see. That was it. He on the bus.
Starting point is 00:06:42 He only knows. He knows what he got up. And saw them standing out of these, man. Baltimore got up. Brother, the excitement of seeing somebody and then not thinking that you're going to see them again. So you try to go back and see if they're going to be there. You'd be like, man, I hope she's.
Starting point is 00:06:55 she hit a date. Like, we ain't got that shit no, boss. We got to look at it something. I was crazy. We're saying too many fine women
Starting point is 00:07:04 anyway, though. Some of these people were never supposed to even see. Right. Now you think it's just bad. You said,
Starting point is 00:07:10 Nigerian women fine is a motherfucker. All we had with the social study book and they're depicting them looking all crazy. That'd been
Starting point is 00:07:17 open a lot of time. They've been fine the whole time and you're going to talk the worst picture. Turn that camera to the level off from fine women.
Starting point is 00:07:25 All right, y'all get over there. They're gonna make it like these little kids for flies and shit out there. We gotta make this shit look sad for the history book. No, that's for the money. They're getting that check. Show the bobb of the fly.
Starting point is 00:07:41 That nigga was grown this whole time. Oh, wait. Hold on, hold on. See me too, my mood out. I'm thinking for me to my mood out. What he said is. See me to my mood out. That thing over there counting that shit, so when the camera stopped.
Starting point is 00:07:57 God. These flies ain't need real flies. He's just glued on these things. That nigga one they ain't trying to swap. You know, I don't need. They'll be right there the same spot. Y'all fucked up, man. You all right.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Propaganda this whole, yeah. Yeah. I was believing that shit, too, bro. Oh, hell, hell, no. But the folks ain't getting that money? Yeah, it's for $20, you can adopt the child. They just see you're a pigeon for a nigga. a nigga. It's a scam.
Starting point is 00:08:25 And you, and you're a living too. Yeah, this guy. No, you're not. It's a scam, bro. Yeah, but somebody, who got scammed? He probably isn't even in half a deal. No, nobody really sent no money. They said,
Starting point is 00:08:38 they can send you a picture everything and tell about this is who you taking care of. You don't never get to talk to him. This is a picture. That niggas said a picture is a time film. It's my birthday today. Some more money
Starting point is 00:08:53 Dad Bitch is like Later on She's like You're growing up You know the nigga See it's living So keep sending
Starting point is 00:09:01 your money Because it's working Like how many people They sit The same pictures too Oh my god Why Adopted
Starting point is 00:09:09 They're so gross Why Auntie really thought She would feed About over there She was like Yeah She's like yeah
Starting point is 00:09:15 That's my baby Oh like that's your baby You didn't have Nobba Nobba Hey, they're going to watch this again Bro, man, bro No, they're gonna be like, he's right
Starting point is 00:09:28 I'm telling you. Yeah, they're gonna be like they were. They were getting those. And she just thought that she was Fee-Africa out. Bro, not even that. She thought she was feeding this, dude, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:37 They target audience went right because why show them camera, I'm in them commercial at three in the morning? Nigel. We watch it uncut. They catch somebody vulnerable. I ain't trying to say,
Starting point is 00:09:46 no, nigga. Man, get back to that tip grill video. Man, get better off the fucking. Well, I saw that shit like two-time. Two time. That's it? It was careful. I mean,
Starting point is 00:09:55 it was. I can't get it's probably I'm trying to stay up. Yeah, you have to get in time they're like You see pussy popping on a head stand though, right? That was some good
Starting point is 00:10:04 pussy popper on their head stand. Yeah, I did that one. That was a great time I didn't have to have to. I ain't got no panties on. I ain't got my friends. I'm in a ball. I can't believe that's your
Starting point is 00:10:16 on TV like that. When I saw that when I saw that Tendry and a lot. my whole mom was just like I can't believe they show an ass on That was going crazy But it's just everywhere
Starting point is 00:10:27 See this is what people don't realize When the tip drill video came out That was right When ass is changed This is when like When the woman was able to clap her ass That's when that shit went nationwide Like everybody had been to the strip club
Starting point is 00:10:45 And seen the one strip Like where you saw the ad So when tip drill came out It was an ass revolution They went from buts to booties to ass. I'm talking about this is where ass was the biggest they ever been most disrespectful. Because you go back and you watch a loop video.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Now they was the nasty shit back in the day, but if you look, then nobody really had no ass. They just had the thong pulled up real high. That was all, that's what I'm saying. I hate that. Everybody had a booze. It was a booty in. It was a booty in.
Starting point is 00:11:19 You know what? That was when it was booties. That was booties, dear. But the Nelly video had ass. Yeah. I'm talking about these when the stripbles was rich. Like, imagine what? White chocolate.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Oh my lord. Big old ass. Legs wasn't even smooth and shit. It was crazy. Shaking their ass so hard on getting to drill something. Oh, yeah. I said, God damn. You ain't even know an ass could do that.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Yeah, I didn't know a ass can break a phone. I didn't know. Take that motherfucker. See, that's the best part about being my age. I got to see a lot of this shit the first time. Nick, I remember the first time squirters came out. Hey, what squirters came out, niggas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Came outside. Niggia, it was a revolution. Nika Pinky and Beauty, Dior, and Jada 5. When they took over part in like the late 90, like 90s, eight, maybe. Game change. I think we go to 2,000. And they started swearing me.
Starting point is 00:12:23 These are legends. Yeah, Pinky's a letter. Oh, so we're talking about pornology. Yeah. She don't get the credit. And then when Pinky came out, she was look Pinky. She was short and petite and a little thick. Then she got to be like, medium pinking.
Starting point is 00:12:43 And they were like, shit, that's what she looked good at. That's what we fucking would at. Then she came out. this big Pinky and nigga was like, hold up. No, she did I like Big Win! She's big, right. Do I like Big Win? On the internet, they call it Big Toll.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Man. Who? What? No, I ain't gonna say that. Pinky for Oakland. Let me stop playing. I don't know. She can't.
Starting point is 00:13:05 In my comedy, you show, I was hella happy. Y'all was smiling. I'm embarrassed. You were, you. You're all right. You were the first one. Who? Who is fucking that?
Starting point is 00:13:14 I was smiling. Pinky. Pinky. Who? Oh, like, dude. You probably being ex-stom. The nigger was smelling. Leave it.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Niggins just smiling because he just looking. No. You got to have that. You got to have that peek in her prime. You can't get on with you. When you go ahead and out of porn, got down, flag back. Think about it.
Starting point is 00:13:36 He said, boy, I remember when the squirt is came. Yeah. Hold on. Y'all leaving out one important element. You wasn't even here. You're leaving out one important evidence. Niggas 96. Niners had TV.
Starting point is 00:13:48 and they cars did. And it was the flex to ride around with the porno playing, nigger. It never said that in the song. It definitely was. The neighborhood, you'd be like, yeah, no, that nigga is a legend. You got to ride around.
Starting point is 00:14:02 And they're 16 and hit. He's going crazy. With porn playing. What? This ain't even, we don't ride together. Oh, okay. Oh, because I want to say, that's a little different. If you were the nigger and you're a little
Starting point is 00:14:14 nitty. There ain't no damn different. Escalade or some shit. You're a big mom for out of the screen. What's on, ladies? You got to have a hose on there. Look at this shit. Playos, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:32 No, nothing. Why? Shit, I don't know. I don't know. This is what you did. What did you look like over that? Oh, yeah. Look it up.
Starting point is 00:14:46 They're riding around the city hard. Get your head down, nigger down. I can haul it turn. What are you having that shit off me? Oh my God. There's no reason you can do that. I don't know. Hey, y'all.
Starting point is 00:15:07 That's right. That is right. Hey, real. Yeah. I saw on everything. Nick with TV, I saw more porno than I saw like DVDs. Like, Ryan, I'm like, like, Damn, buddy. You got a TV.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Man, they got a porno. Here in a. Right. If you think I'm bullshit and watch, just watch it. Oh, Joe Pro. Remember Joe Pro? This nigga used to make
Starting point is 00:15:31 hood movies, right? Or it'd just be niggins in some nice-ass cars. Next thing you know, the nigga every strip of every day. She's sucking her own tennis. Damn, what a time to be alive. DVD, boy.
Starting point is 00:15:45 That was DVDs, bro. DVDs, br. I only had two DVDs. I missed the DVD error because you will see a dumb-ass, like the DVD that have a dumb-ass title. Tell you exactly what the move about. Big booties, big cameras. Spring break, 03.
Starting point is 00:16:01 He was like, what? This shit lit. I got to see that. I got two free break. I know it live on this one. Cars close and holes volume 11. Hey man, welcome back to the 8-5-s-out show. We're kicking it today, man.
Starting point is 00:16:23 We got the whole family in here with us today. Just a whole lot of family business going on in here. We got none other than my player partner, the young OG, Lewis building this muggy for him. Yup, y'all. They got the shift leader in this, ma' this is the hardest working nigger next to me. Next to me is, and in D.C., that niggins top five hardest working niggas. ever been in the entertainment industry.
Starting point is 00:16:50 No days off. No days off, except Wednesday. Niggins don't do shit on Wednesday. We got the very lovely ladies of poor minds with us here also, true. I want to be a fuck about what y'all talking about. These are my favorite. Because I remember way back when they was doing podcasts in Drea's living room on the floor with the glove.
Starting point is 00:17:18 last table. Slat glass to the balcony. Now y'all out here getting millions of views doing your thing, going viral, getting money, new weaving, shit. You're a visionary low. We're going to get all that shit,
Starting point is 00:17:34 man, I'm so proud of y'all. Because we got to see that shit early, man. So what does it feel like? To go from the living room to living your dream. It feels great. You know, sometimes it's definitely very surreal. Because I remember
Starting point is 00:17:50 the day that you pulled up and you did the episode with us. So from there to like to now, I can't believe it's been like five years. I know. That first episode we did an 85 though was a classic. It was funny as hell. Absolutely. The booty hole is still an amazing record.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I was talking like the actual episode we did in the studio. Yes. Booty hall is a classic. I don't know what? That was a great song. A great what? We need to We need to record it. It was a great song. A great, oh. A great. Oh, a classic. They say great tom. I was like, a great tour.
Starting point is 00:18:24 What you're talking about? Y'all selling out shows and videos and got a tour, nav on the tour having a time of his life. I knew that Nick was having fun because that nigga had on the motherfucker matching shirt, pants with the flip-flops. I was like, oh, that nigga had him way too much. He got his feet out.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I know I was getting crazy Because we had the twerk contest I couldn't find the contest And I turned around She's busting it up and on there Exactly He said I got this leg I got this lip
Starting point is 00:18:57 I said Now every time you see Nah He's something like to get twerked on Every Every time you see if he was at The could have been Fett being twerked on
Starting point is 00:19:06 He tried to make the same Like he a victim He'd be at the spot Oh Oh Wait Hey what's up Oh
Starting point is 00:19:14 Now, I put the hand right with it, like that. They didn't don't want nobody to say nothing about it. He didn't be mad when we bring it up. No, if I'm going to talk about it. I don't want to talk about. That's what he always said. Where now, get them home. Man, he's getting them all.
Starting point is 00:19:33 They have a lot. Bro. They have the shoulder. It's like, oh, I got a meat-free ticket. Where now? Damn, bitch. Hey, why? Everybody's meeting great tickets to meet
Starting point is 00:19:46 that you're a superstar. Man, man. Wow. That's good tough. And I didn't get my home little spot. When I'm coming back. Ain't going to have no choice. Out there's that one, so.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Yeah, you get put out this weekend. Five mill a little spot. That's what's up, man. Northside drive somewhere. Some little shit. No, no. I love it when y'all post the shit and it sold out, because I love it.
Starting point is 00:20:14 I'd be like, oh, look at it out. I got to see it early. I knew that y'all had. I knew they had something, bro. You did. How do you feel about being aware of talent? How do you feel about just handpicking a good amount of talent? Bro, you, I like motherfuckers who fun to be around, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Like, D.C. and tell you, we don't, we don't really do business with motherfuckers that we wouldn't hang out with. You get what I'm saying? You've been in this industry long enough, and you get to be around people, and you get to see, bro. You can tell who your people are, bro. You get what I'm saying? Like, they're going to be fuck with now
Starting point is 00:20:46 because he fucked with us when it wasn't, it wasn't none of this shit, bro. Like, when you got motherfuckers who you could just call and they pull up, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:20:55 And they fuck with it whether it's some big shit or some little shit, them the real ones, some people only want to fuck with you when shit is good. But sometimes when the shit ain't,
Starting point is 00:21:05 ain't the full vision and they still see they fucking with it off the strength that you, they see you fucking with it, that's different, you get what I'm saying? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Everybody had worked for some money. I said, trust me. I said, what we're gonna do? He said, where did you ride with me? I was like, all right. I'd be like, all right, dick. Open-minded. When you see them, this shit.
Starting point is 00:21:30 But you got to keep in mind, brother, the people who fuck with this and support it, they know the difference. They seem to come up. They know the difference in the camera. They know that you still difference in the studio, and they give you the benefit of the doubt. the people who really fuck with you.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Whether you're doing some shit and you just got your front camera on or when they see you on TV or when they see you on a podcast, okay, yeah, they can tell the difference in the levels of the shit, bro. Everything ain't got to be the finished product. They want to see the grind.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Damn. Because some people be like, I gotta wait till I get this camera, that camera. Now they see the camera stepping up. You know what I just thought? Y'all should drop one of y'all old episodes. We should drop They're still up
Starting point is 00:22:14 We haven't deleted nothing From our YouTube Everything The you can still see My crunchy wings Everything For real Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:20 Everything is still up But we used to You know They can see Definitely see The quality Has changed for sure Because that first camera
Starting point is 00:22:29 It's rough Yeah it was rough I still got that camera Yeah I know What made y'all What made y'all like Team up and start the poor minds I just feel like
Starting point is 00:22:41 You know People would always be around us, and they would be like, y'all are so crazy, and y'all have great, great, game, great chemistry. Today, too, Gert. Great. What's tall? You're going to wear clear on you, Chris. It's that weed. It is.
Starting point is 00:22:57 This is why, let me tell you all something. When we come on the show, y'all need to smoke reggie. Yes. I like to be around that boo-boo, okay? I don't want to be. I don't like being around good weed. You know, like, I don't know. I don't like to be or I hate
Starting point is 00:23:12 Brits, you guys. Y'all be smoking good weed. One weed. I need one. I need one. A little Reginal for me, please. We don't smoke Reginal. Pass me to Reggie. No, ma'am. That's all I need.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I don't care. Y'all got, I don't like that. If you're trying to get back into the weed, that good, because that's what I had to do. I'm fine with that. You got to start with the Reggie. I had to get all black of miles, then get back on the mid,
Starting point is 00:23:39 got back to the lab. I had to go with it. I had to go quiet. I don't think I could ever do the loud. Like, what's wrong with me? But yeah, people will always tell us we had good chemistry, great banter, and that we were funny. So we was like, oh, okay, maybe we should record these. But it was really her ex-boyfriend that gave her the idea.
Starting point is 00:23:59 He was like, yeah. He's probably bad at him. I'm the reason why they're going to go. Yeah, for sure. I'm going to leave. Yeah. Nick, I can't go with the parma's idea. He was like, I believe.
Starting point is 00:24:16 He was like, y'all, crazy, y'all gonna record this shit and put it on YouTube. So then we just started doing like a little 15-minute episode. Yeah, he is cool. Like, he's cool. So he really played cool, Judge, see if you have a fuck with him trying to get face. Oh, I'm like, he'll slide in the d'ams every night.
Starting point is 00:24:32 He'd be like, I'm proud of it. Yeah. I'm proud of you. But he's in that. Yeah, he's cool. Yeah, I'm proud of you. But I was crazy about that, Carlos. I think now, he's trying to get that ass.
Starting point is 00:24:48 He's trying to get him. You know, right. I see you doing things. I think now, every time people get together and they have the chemistry, though, because everybody hear that, like, oh, I'm funny. I need to start a podcast or all.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Everybody thinks that they're hilarious. One thing I noticed, if you ask, If you tweet on Twitter right now, are you funny? 99% of people going to answer me like, I'm hilarious. No, because they're going to pay out of my family. That's it. I mean. That's how I wait that funny when they're in the family.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Like, boy, my uncle, he's crazy. You stand-up funny. You know, they're shy in person. They shy in person. The fucking is they ain't lying. But the difference is, can you be funny when it's time to be funny? Oh, my life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:30 It's a professional. Like, you people funny because you run your family. That's your comfort zone. A professional to mean, you gotta do it in the most uncomfortable situation. In front of straight. You gotta be funny. You don't know that is your cousin right now. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Right now, this is your cousin. You know 20 years. Say that shit, do that shit, do the little move. They hate it. They hate it. They hate it. That's the professional. They can't even do it.
Starting point is 00:25:53 How y'all doing on there? Like, nah, don't do it right now. It's front of everybody. Do it right there. Whatever you're funny. They don't be having no personality, man. They don't. We always say it's easy to be funny online, too.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Like, people who be, like, funny on Twitter and shit. That shit is easy because you can sit there and think about what you're going to say. But when you got to be on camera and you got to come up with it off the dome, like, people don't be. Another thing, on tweets, we read it in our voice. So we make it funnier anyway. Like, you know what I'm doing? It's, yeah. Ain't nobody talking about it.
Starting point is 00:26:25 There ain't no PR. We wrote that shit. Who were in your face? That's me. But see, that's the thing, though. It's like we make it look like it's just effortlessly. It's just like the comedians we watch. He was like, damn, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:40 He killing the stage, making that shit look easy. And we do the same shit, but we're looking at him like, he makes this shit look easy, show them. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on the street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast.
Starting point is 00:27:42 It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing. without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million
Starting point is 00:28:25 downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila.
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Starting point is 00:29:23 And then everybody else wanted to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad. All they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money.
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Starting point is 00:31:28 Now at AXS.com. Get your tickets today. AXS.com. That how that shit be with Lofel? I ain't gonna kill. Yeah, like, nigger, you be thinking, like, I'm like, bro, that nigga Lothal, like, I'm gonna watch him, like,
Starting point is 00:31:43 this shit, that me ain't fair. Like, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm like, this thing ain't even trying. You know, like, because we do the shit so we know when a nigga, like, oh, like, he's putting their head to sleep. It's a different when you find it.
Starting point is 00:31:56 It's a different when you rock a room. I'm like, I'm like, every joke he could have left. He could have left. I'm like, all of you all right? I'm like, I don't know what it is? And he didn't true to the game. I mean, because I'm not going to lie, like, when Nav came on the road with us, though, it was like, because our fans, like, our listeners, they'd be like, they don't want to see nobody. They won't poor minds out there.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Okay, you're talking. I'm not going to lie. When Nav came out there, I mean, they were in tears. Talk your shit. You're back, bros. Big tears Like Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:31 For real You're like Who they're firm-haired Man, man I'm like Chill I just came to tell some jokes
Starting point is 00:32:38 I don't The end up the tour Now was walking Out there like this Yeah He would But more And check this
Starting point is 00:32:45 I said I don't know That's right They were like They had like Kill one Married one Fuck one
Starting point is 00:32:52 They were like We can't kill now Yeah You're concerned I think they put me, Chris Brown, and, uh... Morris Chestnut. Yeah, they were killing the fuck out of Morris Chestnut.
Starting point is 00:33:05 I was saying, chill, man. Like, this shit is in you, you know, I don't want to just... It ain't in the hell. They were tagged back. Boy, got a book. Oh, that's shit, man. All that shit, man. That's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:33:22 That was funny. Man, you wanted to coach this niggas out. You're on about four, five tours opening up at three churches every Sunday I seen that niggins standing behind Creflow one time I was like, damn, well
Starting point is 00:33:38 He just wanted them people that everybody's up with them too because NAM really always been like Yeah He always been like that That's a pulling up nigga too You don't turn on two NAM in the background
Starting point is 00:33:52 Yeah What? That was like That would be everywhere Damn you're going to get out. Oh, get a nigga off the tour. Now you need to be talking about people that everybody fuck with. You see this thing anywhere.
Starting point is 00:34:10 That made me fight. Hey, you're in the new movie. You're in the local movie. Oh, the fight. Like he'd be smiling when he fights. Dad got the hand, right? You do? They don't do that.
Starting point is 00:34:20 I'm like, I'm going to fuck. He's dad, yeah. See, everybody's fucking with that. That nigga. Can I hear the story? Man, fly instigated. Hey! We out there joaned, so you know how somebody
Starting point is 00:34:35 laughed for every time we joaned, that nigga do like this. So, you know, he's just laughing though. So I was like, so I walked over there, he said, man, that nigga trying you. I said, no, we're just joking that shit, bro. He said, man, pay attention. So we go over that rosters'amow, the nigga do it again. So I looked
Starting point is 00:34:52 that fly, he said, don't you. You nasty? If I said, and he'd do it again, you need to handle your bitch. The whole time, I'm not thinking. And he's doing it, but now he said, my name. Yeah, now he put that saying on your brain. Let buddy try me again on some fuck shit. And I, we were chilling.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I might have said something that he said, boom. No. Before I can do anything else, I say, my nigger. Y'all is crazy. That's the real high school shit. That's a high school shit. Stay away from this nigga, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Man, I said, but this nigga ain't shit. I had to run. You ready? No. No. That nigga rang. No. I didn't think the police was coming.
Starting point is 00:35:43 They put a for a door on me. I am weak. The nigga was standing that. That nigga ran, bro. No, I didn't run the police, you bastard. So I stole on the nigger That's stuck out You pussy
Starting point is 00:36:01 You're like me all is crazy Oh my God Tell me about the movie now Because they don't need to know That you out here fighting In the past That was down there 10 years ago Yeah, in the past
Starting point is 00:36:18 He'd ride guy He'd run He'd run, bro He didn't run for the stick But he didn't Run for the police He was running I couldn't even
Starting point is 00:36:32 I'm not bad too I've seen that run at the gym Hey man chair I think y'all sneak this in the nigga now Yeah They're talking about the nigga gym store He's shit
Starting point is 00:36:42 He is bad No but you are fast I think you weren't too I forgot all about this shit And you're like I'm for the top of here boy I'm like man Fuck this shit
Starting point is 00:36:51 There ain't nothing for the habit Boy I'm like you feel to get the fuck on He called the police. No, they called the police. Who did? The nigga ain't hit? Nah, I think he did, and plus the people
Starting point is 00:37:00 at the club. Uh-uh. I don't know if I let him keep trying my problem, man. I ain't like that shit. He was laughing, but he kept, like, trying to give him a little push in. And I was like, now,
Starting point is 00:37:10 don't let that nigger push you no more. He's like, bro. No, we're joking. I said, no, you're tearing his ass up, bro. He ain't saying nothing to you. He said, keep laughing. And then I'm telling him. And if a nigga going to laugh,
Starting point is 00:37:21 he ain't going to touch him. I'm weird. That nigga fart around and said, ha ha ha ha and man, look at me and I said I'm like, yeah. This is a nigga you knew?
Starting point is 00:37:36 Or is this a nigga? No, we ain't know the nigga. Oh, we ain't know that nigga? That was not new. I still don't know the nigger. I don't know that nigga to this ain't do it. I didn't be in publics. If he seen him with a look at, man, brother,
Starting point is 00:37:46 not in front of her, brother. You found the company game it was 10 years ago, but come on, man. He remember still. Yeah, let me talk. I mean, that nigger remember. He watching this motherfucker ain't laughing right now. That nigger working out.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Man, he's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's about 30 pounds and then, I drank. No stella. I had no stumbling. Shit, that way, that's all I was gonna do. That's better make it good, lady. And that's all I had.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Don't make no excuse, my buddy. You don't right behind you got. Not in public, brady. It's gonna be me. Yeah. Y'all crazy. That they catch a nigga the line getting us up.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Hey, I ain't gonna lie. He ain't right. He ain't, he hesitated at all. That motherfucker ride and probably. He could have just probably just bumped me a little bit. That nigga, nah, I'm like, you know, ain't so. That he said, he don't, I was like, ooh, that but quit. He was scared that adrenaline had built up.
Starting point is 00:38:50 No, that one I knew. I was like, he ain't a nigga that just at the coming. club. He just, he wanted to look like Henry. That shit matters. Not he be out live. No, that shit's super malice. That shit matter, man. I say, well, you scraped with me, Gade. I promise you. Oh, you in that one
Starting point is 00:39:05 what's the name? By the Charger. They got the fine. Yeah. Yeah, but you never sleep on that. Yeah. No. Now, so, I'm not. Talk about the movie. Oh, Fight Night, man. Speaking of the fights.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Hey. Who went to Fight Night? Who in Fight Night? That bit. Do it fight late? Yeah, I got it. About that? I did everything. What part?
Starting point is 00:39:32 What part? Just a part. What's what you do? That matter. D.D. the garbage man. You say? What you say? He came out?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Yeah, okay. I've been episode one and episode eight. Oh, that's five. Hey, boy, shit. Yeah. Oh, you had two more. Can we watch it at? On NBC Peacop.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yeah. Talk your talk. Oh, that's the shit with Kevin Hart. Or you can watch it on my page because I'm took my scenes on this. Yeah! That's the part. If he didn't get peacock, you just come see my shit. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I got to see that. That's all the funny. I got to see that shit. That's a good road. Oh, yeah. They did the little fro and all that.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Yeah. But ain't that ugly then when you did got their digital live, though. That digital line, though. Oh, and they put that all. Yeah, they had them, moose. That got to be a character. You got, I'm bringing that nigga back. It was like a ball.
Starting point is 00:40:30 It was like that James Evans, motherfucklerone. We didn't even mean it, but I could not get my shit to get them. But you like, that didn't even come out. You didn't ever come out. You didn't get that. What are my son? I'm sorry. I'm like, I don't know
Starting point is 00:40:54 I was excited I'm like, what the hell? Me? There was a celebration, that's talking about a niggil. I don't know, no, I don't know, I don't know. You told us the trailer, I didn't know. You see how he shows your shit, sit.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Now, it would have been hard, though, you would be in jailed. Yeah, no. Oh, me. Man, they had, like, the hurricane So they were like, we went to this hurricane pass over Houston then we're going to get back to getting the fun and this stuff like that. That was a 20-something.
Starting point is 00:41:37 What you done before, bro? Nick ain't any Alzheimer's tics. I said, what's going on? I said, what's going on? As you said, Ray. It's a rap. That nigga didn't read it to 2018. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:41:54 He saw it. Yeah, he saw it. Boy, that's hilarious, bro. Yeah, we got Lou and here, the young OG, man. Lou been coming since we was at the brick wall shit, girl. Yeah, that was a long time. Man, bro, Lou Mende. He was a baby, though.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Hell, y'all was there near, what, 21, 22? Lou wasn't he ain't push it in. I wasn't even pussy, yep. Damn, y'all knew me before. He was pussy. He looked at me a little friend. We come out, you look at him out, he's like, e'em. The niggins said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:27 I remember that. I'm just straight fucking, no kissing, no. No, eating out. I'm just straight fucking. Now, I come down here, y'all like, we eat pussy. I'm on. Hey, I remember today. He was, man, this thing is talking about him.
Starting point is 00:42:42 He does. Hey, that's a lot. You was on. You was on. He probably asked him. He said, man, I ain't like you, I'm a player. I don't eat puss. I'm like, he was like, I'm a real player.
Starting point is 00:42:58 You're a real peep? Oh, yeah, 100%. Look at the evening when they turt out. Yeah. I was it. Hey, fly, I'm joined the border. They got out. You were not like that years ago.
Starting point is 00:43:11 What made you turn out? Growing up. Growing up, not fucking with dirty assholes. You know. Thank you. Lowe's, you can relate. Sometimes they'll put that question in your face. You ain't gonna believe about it. I seen something where I was very proud of the young man.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Very proud. Oh, you've seen a whizzo. I've seen him with something. Mm-hmm. I hope that's right. Yeah, I'm talking about top quality. I know, I see. I see what's good.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Got it. You know what I'm talking about? Come on, man. That sounds so nasty. 12 hundred eight. Twelve found like a fear. Twice sounds terrible. Have a little.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I don't call it twice Well, you know, wine Got piss on it Has a little... Like white like white You got a little piece of tissue You don't eat that boot hair coat Yeah, don't eat that
Starting point is 00:44:06 You know, man That tweed on shit That twilight ain't head on shit Please keep that twice You're like that. You're like the back of the head What about Coochie? Cooch is decent
Starting point is 00:44:23 Like it's got a little stench to it And Cooch is dick Cooch is like Cooch is like Coochie don't need to have a nut She just enjoy the time Cooch is I call you back my little
Starting point is 00:44:36 Coochia keep fucking with you You won't have no ownership And no cooja You have no real estate over there It's just Cooch is Cooch is Cooch Yeah Pussy
Starting point is 00:44:45 Cooch you're supposed to eat Coochie Pussy It cares about you. Pussy, bring you a plate from her mama cookout. But Pussy, but Pussy can be detrimental. Of course. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Starting point is 00:45:02 It's different. Ain't nobody crashing out over no Cooch. And nobody's crashing out of Cooch. There might get to argue in over some Cooch, but ain't nobody crashing out over it. You're a lot of Cooch and Tucci, but you ain't going to lose it all over the Coochie. Yeah. But the bitch, you big out of Cooch. You don't get a fuck?
Starting point is 00:45:18 But if they have Wards, for sure. About 50. Yeah. They say some real shit, real war. Niggas cheat on
Starting point is 00:45:26 their wife with Koochie. They don't never be getting outside. Koochia will ruin your family. Yeah. Yeah. Kooch is a fucking up. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:45:34 because that's how niggas get caught up. Niggas don't never get caught up with pussy. Yes, you do. Niggas get caught up with three-four koochie. Now, you get caught. When she goes to your phone,
Starting point is 00:45:43 you get caught with a pussy. When she goes to your phone. The pussy got feelings and shit. She don't never fucking She only found the pussy. She's doing too much. Cooch is doing too much. Cooch is texting all the info.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Coochie acting like it don't got no feelings. Right. What could you might say? Oh, I miss that dick. Come see me, Dad. Oh. I want to put it in the back of my head. The back of my head.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Pussy ain't saying nothing. Call me. Right. Okay. Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah, for sure. Where you at me? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:17 They're running back with the two little ass. The little crazy-ass ass. That's all pussy's saying. Give me a call when you get a chance. Don't talk too much. Oh, that's my thing for the most. You viz it. You viz it?
Starting point is 00:46:29 Because if not, got a little pussy. That's it. That's what I'm seeing. You don't even respond back. That's when you called. Right. What are you in? I'm just over here to a chicken.
Starting point is 00:46:38 You think he might be in time this weekend? How are you? You can tell you. You can tell you. They can say it. I can say, like, Coochie takes to me. Coochee won't. your ass up from no airport.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Oh, fuck. Pussy got to do that. Yeah! You got that right. I got a little car. That makes sense. You got a little bit. Biggie, I got a little bill.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Ah! Hey, oh, my mom, we're gonna get something to eat real fast. You gotta have a shoot book, two months in that rain. Cooch and be like, why you wait to the last minute? Bitch is next week. Uh-uh. She wanna go out to eat with you. It matters what niggas she fucking with, too.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Cause Cooch got other niggas, too. You're not the only nigger if you fucking with the Coochch. Now check this out. But if it's pussy, check this out. She can have pussy but only give her niggas some coochie. Now that's fast. Boy, that nigga cooking when it cooked. But what if she gave you?
Starting point is 00:47:29 I got coochie for you. I got pussy for them. But check this out of look. What if she gave you some coochie, but she thought she gave you some pussy? She don't know she got coochies. She ain't. She don't know. That's why I didn't get it.
Starting point is 00:47:44 She don't know. She don't know what she got on. You got coozy. Well, I ate a lot of cookies. Yeah. I couldn't tell the difference. This one of the niggia get in his feelings. When somebody you used to get pussy from,
Starting point is 00:47:59 give you some cooching. Then you can build a business and be like, oh. Oh, so I'm cut off for real now. You know, I'm not for real cut off. Wow. I don't want to go. You're getting in. You sick of my shit for real.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Is it? Oh, okay. That's it. Wow, that's crazy. I'm gonna fucking with you because you right there. That's crazy. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Before you start, I ain't doing all that. I ain't doing all that. Oh, you're gonna get no hair. Oh, I don't want to say it, Fly. Oh, I didn't get no head. It's over if you can't get your head. I'm just laying on the bed. Look, give me no.
Starting point is 00:48:35 When they say they ain't doing all, you know. See, that's why I wasn't doing that shit earlier. So I'm a bunch. This is the shit, men have to pull it. You go. Cucci, just know, do you know you have 30 minutes? Yeah. That's crazy, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:52 You're fucking out the door. That's why you got a treat all your coochie and pussy real good because at the end of the day, whatever you want to give, I appreciate. Exactly. So at the end of the day, I'm not without pussy or cooche. I'm telling me. You did what I'm trying. See, Pussy cooked.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Uh-huh. Coochooch is. It's something to eat. It's just something to eat. Fooke your Favreve. You don't need some shit up at all. You don't need to sit quiet. I don't fuck.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I'm grunted. I don't fuck me. I don't fuck me. No twat. No twat. No. No. Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Mm-mm. No. Twit ain't never been. Now me, myself, I'm a fan of, I take some vagina. Oh, my. Vigina. That's a good kid. That's a good kid.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Vigina got a house. Vigina got a house. Vigna scared me. Vigna got a half. Like, I feel like vagina's wearing it. I'm gonna tell you this is how I look at it. I look at vagina like. You can fuck up crazy.
Starting point is 00:49:57 This bitch. Like, pussy, it's a nickname. Like, vagina is first name. Yeah. I feel like women with vagina have breasts. You know, like he goes. Oh, they're sensitive. I don't even like breasts.
Starting point is 00:50:09 I don't like breast. I don't fuck with breasts. I feel like that's a grown woman body. That's real respectful, like breasts. Breast who's whispering and laparrette. Yeah. Titty and Graham
Starting point is 00:50:20 and them got bread. Titty is loud, disrespect, get on. Look, my name. Titty's fucking rare. Titties come outside.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Yeah. Titty, we twerk. Titty's got social life. I like that. Exactly. I like that's a social life. But what are they bouncing? They go crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:36 The motherfuck of all always happen. They're like, did you ready to go to a party? I feel like boobs. Tis is happy to see me. There's under restriction. Like you got a sweater on then they boots
Starting point is 00:50:47 But if you had on like Like a little top of some They'd be titties What about the one that sit low but they're real like heavy? That's brisk That's bris No, not no I'm talking about They're not too low
Starting point is 00:51:00 They're like low But they're heavy Oh them yard dogs What? What's the yard dog? You got to ask him What is a yard dog? What is a yard dog?
Starting point is 00:51:11 Don't mind you call her shit Let me put their yard dog They don't want to meet you They're going to come over here, this lady I got my yard dog, love. That could they be sitting in her lap. Yeah, this breath. Yeah, that's breast.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Out of yard dog. Breast is what you take to the doctor. Yeah. They get you a breast exam now. They don't never do a titty check. Yeah, but I'm like breast being moving. Breast makes you feel uncomfortable when you be around them, especially with no bra.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Yeah. So what were you guys getting under me? They had their Mouin'all in their Mouin'all with no bra. Y'all was like, you just felt uncomfortable. I used to have breasts. You said, not all my untie's teeth, hey. They do that end drop him. He's like, that's breast.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Girl. And I was like, you know, you're trying to be cute and cooking that kid. But when they're laying out of that down a got down on, it part of the soul. That shit used to catch on five like a doubtful. What do you say, man? You're saying, man. I'm going to be over that little doing construction with them to tell you, bro. Is it what my auntie doing it?
Starting point is 00:52:26 They've been doing some hard construction with it. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney. And every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side.
Starting point is 00:53:09 My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories
Starting point is 00:54:03 I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:54:40 The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here.
Starting point is 00:54:59 If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going.
Starting point is 00:55:15 She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network.
Starting point is 00:55:37 The IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the MoviePass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines, like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes,
Starting point is 00:56:05 who was pushed out of Movie Pass, the company they, he founded. His story is wild that it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong, those kids are wearing Jordans, they're wearing Kobe's shirt, they're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black founder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet
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Starting point is 00:57:18 I'm telling you, bro I'm so weird Yeah, I think it's stupid You know the class on the braw When you have breasts You have like four or five six
Starting point is 00:57:27 class on the back Like it'd be a big thick You know what I'm paying? Damn Yeah I feel like them teddy's breasts are small
Starting point is 00:57:35 No, breast I used to have breasts. I don't really fuck with breasts. I fuck the titty. I'm bad. I'm going to think about breasts. Go back to what I say. I appreciate
Starting point is 00:57:47 whoever. I think it depends on where you're at, though. Like, if you were at church, you wouldn't say you're seeing a titty. You'd be like, I saw a breast. I was appreciative. I see your breasts. So if you take a titty to church, then it's a breast.
Starting point is 00:57:59 What's a breast up? Yeah, I come up in a high way and say, Oh, when they win stockers? Oh, yeah. I just feel like Brits is too legal. Six. Yes. Shit, shit.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Damn. What? Damn. I developed really early. Like, I remember having, like, in my first... Worst bra, like, first brain. I've been taking my daughter to the doll. Hey, sell.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Hey, get this shit off. Yeah. For real. Get this shit off. I should want to cut off. I'm scared, because you can see them when they start to poke up. Oh, yeah, when they start. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Yeah. Yeah. That shit going. They can fit it too, because they back's not. Bro, you know it's having a daughter, like, that's the worst thing that happened because he comes out of nowhere like this. I'm watching this shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:58:43 I'm watching it. I'm like, it's all right of the time, bro. That shit weird and fuck. We didn't all grew up. Ain't that a bitch. My dress, my third grade. Damn. You hate teetis in the third baby.
Starting point is 00:58:56 I have, titty. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What age y'all got y'all tits up? Hey, that's a good question, though. That's a good question. Yeah, answer the question. Answer the question.
Starting point is 00:59:11 That's a good thing. Yeah, fuck all the party shit. That's a good question, man. You know what are you to be gyrin with the girls? What's your favorite question? Now be scared in the hole, bro. What thing about now? We don't scare the hole.
Starting point is 00:59:27 What's the fuck? What's the next? I'm like, true for them. My dad is a suck my dick. Let's play nervous. When the game pop off, man, when the game is trying to play. What she's right? Yeah, y'all still playing.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Y'all's playing that game, ma. That thing I asked in trouble times a question. Yeah, this is going to ask the question. That's like, shit, for? What the fuck? What the age are you? What's the answer to shit, too. I mean, that's a good question.
Starting point is 01:00:01 I'm trying to think about it. I'm saying, hmm. Well, what age y'all suck y'all in first tee. I suck my first tini in red. I'm probably like first grade. That was in his first grade. That was in the first grade. That didn't have.
Starting point is 01:00:19 That didn't. That was a nipple. A nipple. A nipple. You was wild. Oh, she would let me walk. Wow. She wouldn't let me walk.
Starting point is 01:00:32 I learned everything from a woman. Everything was she older or was she your age? Some was my age and some was older. Ain't nobody had no titty in the first grade for you to suck, bro. It didn't matter. It didn't matter. If it was a chance of not, I loved it.
Starting point is 01:00:48 He probably still told that story to this day. I lucked it. They can't. They count. When you a child, and she put that coat over both of y'all head. And I'm sitting there like, what? Is she come and she grabbed my face?
Starting point is 01:01:02 I'm like, okay, we're kissing. And then she was like, I'm like, what the fuck you want me to do? She was like, lick it! I was directed. And from that moment, I knew, like, when I got them from up on that coat, I went to my partner, I was like,
Starting point is 01:01:21 hey, bro, what you got to do? You got to lick their titty? You feel what I'm saying? That's how you know. I'm like, the word about how I know. I just know they like kissing them and licking the titty. That's right the time when you get excited too early.
Starting point is 01:01:34 You could have fucked, but you sucked the titty and was like, No, what? It ain't got to left. This is like, why you didn't suck? But this is why you got to watch. You got to watch it. You got to watch them. You got to watch them.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Fuck all that. Man, that shit ain't happening. Man, oh, man. Watch them. The motherfuckers be cautious and wondering. And some children be fashers and be fash because maybe what if something happened to that little girl? Somebody showed or something She showed me
Starting point is 01:02:04 Like I didn't not know what to do Like she was in control She was in control But she probably was watching The Tip drill video But this is what I'm trying to tell you Got that day It went out you
Starting point is 01:02:14 No it wasn't that one not dead Because he's not about the first grade Bro I can sit here and tell you story First, second God damn Third You got to understand right out
Starting point is 01:02:26 No You got understand The neighborhood I went in God damn shit He said every year. No, it stopped, then. For fourth grade?
Starting point is 01:02:35 Yeah, I was on my home. I was on my own. They looked at me and were like, you don't learn nothing. I don't want to do that. Oh, Lord, God. You're thinking these therapists. That ain't okay.
Starting point is 01:02:49 That ain't okay. And there's women probably still to this day be bragging about it because they think, you know, what you do. Now, that John's so crazy. Oh, I mean, you know, y'all know him as D.C.
Starting point is 01:02:59 He's just in my little. First grade, I can tell you right now. No, that's not a... It's second grade. It's not. What are we going to put this out of? Nobody wants to hear that. No.
Starting point is 01:03:12 It's him. He rolled up. I ain't saying that it's... There's no platform that would support that. It's... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, everybody like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Different time. We're talking about a different time. We talk about a different air. Leave it there. That's my thing. We don't care. We don't care. We're on camera.
Starting point is 01:03:30 We're talking about a different air. Like, it's there. No, that's just weird to even have a conversation like that. We don't talk about every damn mess, eh? No, let's keep talking about that. But not that. Let's go to something else. I appreciate, when we started talking about me at 21, y'all just like,
Starting point is 01:03:49 this nigga wasn't eating pussy. It just went from sitting there and everything. I just thought about that. I'm mad about that. Because y'all try to make me feel bad about not eating coochies. Oh, mom, the way to get quiet. That's 21. Bro, that's the worst time.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Anything, you want to eat some coochie. Man, there's nobody put that coochie to your lips and make you eat it. I mean, I would like James. Oh, shit, that's the same. But you were 21 not in Cucci. Yes. When did you eat Cooch? Shit, probably two years after that.
Starting point is 01:04:21 23? Yeah, you were, yeah, he tripped. I waited. I graduated high school. I ate two pusses at that same something. Yeah, that was around the time you didn't want to be known for each pussy. I don't want to do it in high school. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:37 Yeah, hey, hey, I knew I was going to do it. I just went going to do it in school. Exactly. So you, you couldn't tell the school. You just had to tell your friends. Exactly. So I'm here to tell y'all. That's the same story.
Starting point is 01:04:51 Yeah. Yeah, I still was grown. You was 18. Yeah, I was 18. 18 and grown. Yeah. Don't try to act like it was a choice. You just didn't have no pussy to eat.
Starting point is 01:05:04 I ate pussy in high school? No, you couldn't. No, that's easy to eat pussy in high school. Yeah, who wanted to do that? I had some six. No, you didn't. I had some six. Don't talk to act like you had a choice.
Starting point is 01:05:15 Don't eat no pussy. Before you would have indulged in any kind of pussy acting that was going on. What, fuck that. I would have never ate no pussy in high school. Couldn't. No, that's nothing. That's not the weed. Check the conversation on this show.
Starting point is 01:05:28 It's going to be all the old that they ate in high school. See, those are all the people who had girlfriends. That's some girlfriend shit. That's a bad. You ain't eat no pussy if that isn't a girl. Yeah. You eat what? You not eat that if that's not a little girl game.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Come on, bro. That's how I know y'all niggas. I absolutely ate some pussy in high school. No, but he was like, it went cool in high school. You were faster. And you, and you're in Mississippi. You're in Mississippi, bro. You're in Mississippi, bro.
Starting point is 01:05:54 They were out there. They were out of that. They're not in school. And, bruck, bruck. Niggas ashamed you you ain't puts in high school boy, it was like embarrassing Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:00 I promise you loo And then I need the girl that you put Because you probably were getting hair from girls In middle school They were starting earlier in the country See but I'm wrong though
Starting point is 01:06:09 I do what I'm trying to tell y'all Everybody needs to have around them No for real We're a freak-ass You ain't put in high school You ever heard of a nigga say He suck the kid in the first fucking grade niggins
Starting point is 01:06:22 I don't have a year What's the fuck on it? I'm That's just the fucking in the dick in the real dude That's the day That the same night This thing is stupid, bro Cool in first grade You know what's a little bit
Starting point is 01:06:36 Baby's kidding Looking at you're talking about Totally two different types Yeah, that's a different day I am so weak Come on, Joan This conversation is weird as fuck Oh Lord
Starting point is 01:06:51 That's why y'all need to smoke reddew No it ain't We were smoking reddy We were on it right now But there's a type of shit You can talk about this type of shit Because this is a lot of shit That need to be chopped now
Starting point is 01:07:01 Everybody ain't fucked up Everybody fucked up for real No Everybody get along You too That's what I'm saying This is a problem Fucked up people get wrong
Starting point is 01:07:11 We were talking about that earlier You have a fucking obsession I do I love a good bean Why that's a real shit I'm fucking people get alone When we went to New Orleans What's that chicken place?
Starting point is 01:07:22 You like beans That shit don't make you fart Willie? Yeah No you know what? crazy? How do you know that off the back? No, because people say that all the time.
Starting point is 01:07:30 I think my body has just gotten used to the amount. Oh. Now y'all go with that bush. What happened? Why are you playing at the food on, fuck. Oh. I think my body has just gotten, like, I have a high fiber intake, so it don't be nothing different. This is nasty.
Starting point is 01:07:49 I like, no, no, Shai was saying, like, I would go to the chicken spot, like, a lot. And then I had, like, a thing of carton of beans. stacked up. No, beans healthy. It depends on what kind of meat. Yeah, like black beans are good for you. I like all beans. Green beans. Oh, hold, let me do this. They told me to make sure
Starting point is 01:08:08 that I tell the people who watching this show how to book, y'all. If you want to book anybody from the family business. My body's producing. That's four-man, Nab Green, Lewis Belt. And then Justin out of those, money bag, Money bag, Justin Whitehead. Clay English.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Yeah. Yeah, most definitely. There's a fucking roster for your ass, boy. Yeah, book them. Book them, please. Email is booking at 85staff show.com. We'll put it right here or something. You, man.
Starting point is 01:08:38 No, I'm saying, book them. They got tours going on, all kind of shit. Upup. He did it. What y'all got coming up? Y'all got a fucking book, don't it? We got an e-buck. A e-buck.
Starting point is 01:08:55 in your pod. So a lot of people, you know, trying to get into the podcast and games. So we literally wrote everything that we did. I hope you didn't tell them to call me. We didn't, and we ain't tell them to call you. But, yeah, we dropped the e-book and an e-course too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:11 So you could buy a boat together or you could buy them separately. But we recommend buying it together. Oh. I'm going to have to come back and borrow some money. Because they all my fuck is getting paid. Uh-oh. Then, um, we probably gone. I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 01:09:25 we're going on tour. Y'all going to bring the tour back. Yeah, because they have they're going to be something to do. We just had porso karaoke with Brian Michael Cox. It was lead. And we had NAP too.
Starting point is 01:09:39 What do you sing? Oh, he did start singing. What did that thing is seen? Brian Michael Cox. No, Brian, I mean, Nave. What do you say? Oh, no, Brian Michael Cox was singing. No, Brian Michael Cox was singing.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Oh, man, come on. Yeah, we were. We got a ball We had a grand time And some balls And we're probably about to do another one In a different city So that's coming soon too
Starting point is 01:10:02 Carriogi been jumping out too Yeah We do karaoke on the show So people really like That's safe Yeah they love to pull up with it So y'all gonna do more to carryoke Yeah
Starting point is 01:10:14 I gotta pull up and see what this We don't trouble with it I'll fly you'll go crazy with that shit On the karaoke Yeah We had a good karaoke when you came on the show too We got to do another I know.
Starting point is 01:10:25 What we did, Josephson? I can't know. Which one we did? I don't know. Oh, we did. Drew Hill. Drew Hill. We're on them.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Yeah. Drew Hill got some of his, bro. What are you talking about? They won in a concert. It's hard to sit in your seat? Mm-hmm. They're just hard. It's like, God damn it.
Starting point is 01:10:45 They sang in the middle. Do Cisco go in his own bag? Yeah, this has got a little, like, like a little seat, man. I'm going to go out for a shit, too. Go ahead some shit, too. He was like, are you ready for the dragon? I love the dragon. Are you ready for the dragon?
Starting point is 01:11:03 He said, are you ready for the dragon? He's still got the hair? Yeah, no, he got any regular hair. What he got that glove? He was like, are you ready for the dragon? He was like, are you ready for the dragon? Oh, does he's the microphone that he put his hand on? Yeah, the one he put it.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Like, he's about to go in the movie. Oh, that motherfucker. Yeah, Cisco's so mad. We were talking about the shoes on Wilden out. Boy, that shit was so horrible. This nigga came fucking with him. That nigga. Because I had to respect him, bro, and I feel like his team let him down.
Starting point is 01:11:33 I feel like I said, don't know about it, don't know about to support you. You ever been, like, walk down the mall, they got them fake Air Force Ones that light up. Yeah. With the different colors on, man. Yes. As a fan, bro, as a fan, bro, I would not let you ruin your reputation with the motherfucking shoes on, sir. You made it one of the fucking shoes. I don't think Sis don't ever have.
Starting point is 01:11:53 He took his shoes off. You're messy. His defense, it was for his performance. Right. It was like, no. But he didn't have to wear him through. It wasn't that, only for his performance. It was for the dragons.
Starting point is 01:12:06 And I was like, the dragons and now, that's this motherfucker. You never know when you got to unleash the dragon, bro. What do you all do when y'all be on wild now and people get mad? Laugh. You ain't watched. He'll make it worse. He's just going to keep left. And when you start screaming.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Oh, he'd do that scream. That's what I said, he's messy. He's making. You got a nigga, like, Carlos up here, Chico, Emmanuel, everybody is, first of all, once we realize that you're mad, we all going to a creative mode of like, how can we agitate this motherfucker? Oh, my God. Because you're not going to hit nothing. You're not going to do that. We're going to jump y'all my head on me.
Starting point is 01:12:43 I swear we're going to jump you. Yeah. We're not going to let you get one up. Man, we'll beat your ass on your security and get a pill. Oh, my God. Real quick. Why don't you come on a shop where they be cracking on you? You're not hitting it.
Starting point is 01:12:56 You're not going to hit nothing. You're not going to hit nothing. This shit real bootcalf. That shit a loo-loo. But it's the crazy part about it. You don't understand. They don't understand that with anything they say to us going to always hit. They never really got to work for real.
Starting point is 01:13:12 They just got to fight back. They're the key. Fight back. They have a lot of awkward moments too. Because like sometimes people will say something and it be like, No, they ain't fine back They really were just like Fuck you ugly
Starting point is 01:13:26 You're like now that they're going to work here buddy You gotta say so Oh my good But that's what I was saying People don't be funny on the spite Sometimes that's funny though Right Yeah
Starting point is 01:13:36 Yeah Yeah Mama Some nigga don't know what not But some people don't even know how to be A part of the joke Like you know what I'm saying Like they sure
Starting point is 01:13:44 Like they make it even funny If nigga talking about you They're so used to being an artist It's like the line And everything going good But not knowing that if somebody say something about you, not saying that something bad is happening.
Starting point is 01:13:55 It's like, this is your only opportunity that the world can see you as a regular person. And that you got personality. Who are you? Yeah. People are you. Who are you? Well, sometimes it's fun when the shit
Starting point is 01:14:09 don't go your way. You get what I'm saying? Like, sometimes it's just like, you know how much, you beat out a whole town. We see everything. So sometimes it's just like, some people just going to win that. day because they want to see them win
Starting point is 01:14:23 like the crowd fucking with their character that's why when you do some shit like like god damn like sometimes they just they just won't mad at the win so you just got to let her get that like you can feel when somebody else is like this day day you just got to let them rock let them rock
Starting point is 01:14:41 but that's the part about being on a cast that a lot of people don't understand is like you don't always get to be the motherfucker who on the offense but sometimes it's like you could be on the other side but if you do the shit gracefully
Starting point is 01:14:56 it makes the whole shit better I don't have been in time where I'm like oh shit they really want to see me lose Yeah sometimes it ain't even It ain't about that I'm gonna love real good Because they really want
Starting point is 01:15:09 to butter to win Like he can't say nothing They loved it That's the guy Yeah I'm sorry No we're not I'm really in band
Starting point is 01:15:20 rubbing my feet together by now. Me too. We got Auntie them out late tonight. Y'all. Man, Lou, drop your social media, man. Oh, made that a ring to love.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Lewisbell.com. You get your tickets on one more raised by O.G.'s Not IG's tour. You feel me? Hey, the special going hard, too, bro. I appreciate it. I appreciate it, appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Feel me, comedy special, all the shit, man. Another one coming soon. That was not good, too. I appreciate it. Nav Green, shout out your burner page. My friends will follow me. me don't fencer, man. They ain't got a burning page
Starting point is 01:15:54 and you all that all the holes on. But fielster be going in, bro. I'm like, no, I do not. I don't know nothing about none of that. No, but a girl would ask you like, she's at sight. She's like, what's your filster? I don't like, I ain't got no fielster.
Starting point is 01:16:05 It's a page where people can be a fucking ho. Be weird. I feel like people be being weird. I don't have a pussy on that motherfucker. They sell a pussy on that motherfucker? They sell a pussy on that motherfucker? Anything that they won't post on their main page. Yeah, they say they sell a pussy on the mow.
Starting point is 01:16:20 I'm trying to get them. It's like they got going on They might show us on their real page It's a world that you can accept them for And be like Only for your eyes only They might just be on there in the club Twirking when they ain't on twerk on their real page
Starting point is 01:16:36 Shit like that So it's just showing the side of you Oh, you got one? Who? No, ain't it. How the fuck you know everything going on? Because they'd say they were like Follow me on first off the other? They don't let you follow from your real page though
Starting point is 01:16:48 No Yeah, you got to have offense to the fuck with them. The police is following everybody on the list. Damn. This is who this bitch really is. That's like the new page. Their profile pick, don't be their profile
Starting point is 01:17:00 pick. Damn. It might be like a shoe. Yeah. Or a cat. Tell everybody to follow the poor minds page, man. Let them know where y'all gonna be at.
Starting point is 01:17:09 Yeah, y'all follow us on all platforms. It's B-O-U-R- underscore M-N-D. My personal page is Lex. Oh, yeah, follow Broken Play. Yeah, broken play. Shout out the broken play.
Starting point is 01:17:21 You ain't, you ain't got a damn shout out. You're saying shit about the broken plate, man. Yeah. You love sport, yeah, make sure you tap in. We got a lot of shit. Yeah, but yeah, we're going to be dropping. I was going to be dropping. I won't.
Starting point is 01:17:45 We're crazy. You were right? Yeah, we're great. I know. Now, too. Yeah, I could be doing everybody podcast about ours. No, I love y'all podcast.
Starting point is 01:17:56 You can follow my cosmetics page at Muse Beauty. It's B-E-A-U-T-Y-Y on Instagram. And then you can follow my personal page at Jory Nicole with threes. What are you doing? What happened when we got that? I'm ready to cut this shit.
Starting point is 01:18:19 I swear. Then you got grades here? Yeah, I got a couple on, okay. You do? I thought it was just jail. No, it's jail. So they probably saw him of jail over here, but he's grayed over here. He's going through it.
Starting point is 01:18:30 No, I ain't going through shit. That's how my hair looks like that. I see one. You got gray's? No, I would say that's how my hell look. I want to cut it. Oh, it do look like that. If I get the right road.
Starting point is 01:18:42 If she be taking their wig off when she gets out. Oh, that's what I can't wait. Ooh, bitch, tight in the bag. Really? I love taking my wig off. I love taking my wig off. I'll be taking my wig off on live. I do.
Starting point is 01:18:54 What time? This is you're running and you're going to switch it up? Switch it. It usually don't ever come on. This week right here, you're going to take this out when. Right in the car. As soon as the camera's stuff.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Oh. Come on now. What you're going to do in the car? Take my wig on. Would you take it out like a scud? Why she was saying her hair looked like yours underneath. No. That's a slip on wig.
Starting point is 01:19:13 It's a slip on wig. It's a slip on wing. See, that's why the girls. The girls don't be having no edges because they always going to glue their wings down. Y'all ain't gonna lie. When I take my wig, I got a beautiful head of hair.
Starting point is 01:19:24 So what you do? To keep it so stiff? She got a fake head that she put it on. No, I have a, it's like, it's a van. And it has like a grip on it. So it kind of grips the wings. So it's all. It's taped on.
Starting point is 01:19:40 It just got a little grip on it. So it ain't going nowhere. Oh, that's fine. I wish I had to put something on this shit. You don't get you a wig. You didn't get you a little braided wig. Give me one. I'm bald.
Starting point is 01:19:51 Paula Perry got some stuff. He do. Niggins beat you one. Listen, bro. You want one? We don't get you one for your birthday. Yes. Waves in that bitch.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Okay. We got you. I'm going to be flippling. If you're going to be flippling. If you're going to get you something. He's just going to stay down. I really want, you know how they be going to be going to be, but they be like glowing it down and don't give them a face. You need to do that.
Starting point is 01:20:19 You should. You should. You should. I'm like, well, you got a fade for real game? Nick, Halloween coming up. I might just goddamn gone. You should do the fade. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:28 That'd go crazy. Brother, if you do the fade game. You're going to get a Brady weed. Bro, if Chico can walk around with half braids, I thought I'm just going to grow my shit out. Whatever I'm missing, y'all better not say shit. Kind. Would you think your shit to go at?
Starting point is 01:20:43 Probably. I don't know. You ain't never tried. Never, nope. He gets curious. You do. You have a nice shape. It's smooth.
Starting point is 01:20:50 He like. I hate what niggas be having the Tommy Pipples, like a few of them screens you growing in. I like a smooth ball. What about like a light she got smoke? That shit makes me too many. That shit, like brain. Oh, the media, yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Oh, I can't stand up. You don't go oh, zip it on that phone. I get too managed when it's a fresh ball here. It'd be too smooth. Too smooth, girl. You know what? Even though it's a ball here, it's still a haircut. You still be like, what a hose is.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Yeah, I'm kidding. I don't know that's right. You ain't never like your shit shining, though this. No, that's... Like, like, like, ash you look a little bit. Not ashy. You're like a little thubble. A natural...
Starting point is 01:21:27 A natural... A natural... A natural... You got a... No, nigga ain't something like, you know what the niggas boar to like, naked. Yeah, shirited to me. They make you talk...
Starting point is 01:21:38 They didn't know they're in the name, I don't like that. They're like, getting that shit, because you're having a little baby boy on them. I won't see no, I see this guy on TikTok. You had a ball head. Them nigga.
Starting point is 01:21:47 Let's do with Michael George. Oh, man, he was like shining his head. Michael George shined that bitch up. Like, shawling his kid. He ain't out there going to do. Was it working? Yes, that motherfucker was shiny as fuck. Who that?
Starting point is 01:21:59 It was like a shoe shone, but on your head. I didn't like me. That's what a nigga had a little buffin. And he had the TikTok music playing in the background. I ain't like that. I remember one time I pulled my head up and I had the, I fucking in this shit. I fought my neck and head up.
Starting point is 01:22:14 And I had to cut all his hair off. And I was like, I felt so bad for him. I was like, man, you know what? I'm gonna cut mine. And we both had a ball head. Bob would like, I would never do this shit. You gotta meet her head. Boy, I had an ugly head.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Oh, no. Bob was like in the fourth grade. I was like, what is she ugly? But it was summertime so anybody see it. Oh, you straight, man. No, but they saw it. Because I had the grass out. Little job with the boy here.
Starting point is 01:22:45 But women would be like them ball meat. I know. They don't, though. Don't tell them. No, no, don't fuck my little hush up. I got you. I got you. Yeah, yeah. They keep your shit, bro, don't. I don't like, like, when that shit, that smiley face, Caroline, you know what I'm talking about? My shit doing that right now, that's over. You don't look like it.
Starting point is 01:23:03 No, because I put the black shit on me. Oh, that's got a little beige. Bro, I'm losing my shit. You understand, back, man. No, look, I'm losing my shit. My corners. What are you doing? So why you're keeping it?
Starting point is 01:23:16 Because I don't know what to do right now I gotta make of my mind Would you ever go by all? You can't go ball My head too small We got the same size He's head You know
Starting point is 01:23:26 You know What? What? What's the fuck? We're talking about Headlines So that come on? No
Starting point is 01:23:35 I'm just saying You know your shit Lighted up You gotta throw a little I don't think I had a man We No
Starting point is 01:23:40 I'm saying like if I went like this Oh yeah It's all Oh yeah That is what What happened If it rained? So like, what happens if it rains?
Starting point is 01:23:47 So, like, in a shower, you got to lick your head back. No, I don't keep it on that long. Oh, you take it off every night. And he rained? You're like a little. You're going to think he playing football. Okay. I'll tell you.
Starting point is 01:23:58 You all be taking it off at night. Hey, look. Fly, this I knew my shoe was over, Fly. Because I got pushed a few times, got my hairline push back a few times. But this time, this shit ain't going back. No. The horror. It ain't growing back, blood.
Starting point is 01:24:12 It's just a lot of bad barbers out there, people. But you got to get. Traveling. with too many motherfuckers. But did you give it a chance? How long did you try to let it grow back? You want to know a fucked up story? What?
Starting point is 01:24:23 I got my shit pushed back. Let it grow back. I walked in a barbershop plat. Got cut again. Push my shit. You might think that's where it's both to be. Nah, it's a story to it. I don't want to tell too much about it.
Starting point is 01:24:37 Yeah, but I put it on my story. It's hell of funny. So what's you gonna do? I'm thinking about going to get to LeBron. You think it's turkey? I'm going to go to get the LeBron. They don't know about the LeBron. You can't tell either.
Starting point is 01:24:53 They don't know about the LeBron. Yeah. Y'all didn't even know about the black shit. Yeah. So what I'm saying is I might go get the LeBron. So you got a full hairline. You can't tell. Bove me one.
Starting point is 01:25:04 It ain't that extensive. You got to start getting about three men. I got you. I was. They take it from the back of your head. Hey. I was. I had dated a guy who got his villain, and I didn't even know he had a job.
Starting point is 01:25:18 And then they didn't get in the front and in the hair broke. Look, yeah. No. Look, it's over. And you cannot tell. Look, I'm saying, like in the beginning. Oh, in the beginning. He don't look crazy.
Starting point is 01:25:28 I don't know if it's going to grow back in the time. I just threw 30. Why? It looked like it's straight. He did me leave. You don't get those bloody in the morning? It looks like they're going to stay. I have a barber, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Uh-huh. And what he said. You ain't no barb. He just cut hair. Oh, you be cutting shit, though? Niggins a lot. You heard what he did to this next door. He didn't like to this hell. Oh.
Starting point is 01:25:51 You know what he's going to have to be a bar. That niggins like, he could hear me and death you out. Oh, you know what a barra? I ain't working at that man. Hey. Bruh. He's just tone and all of those. That's, you know, we're really a bomb.
Starting point is 01:26:08 Niggins like that is fucking at my corners. Oh. It's the corners. I'm gladden them. The niggas like that. It's fucking on my corners. I don't know what I'm a do. Snap hair line, nice and fool.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Boy, that d-in' funny. I don't know. They probably think that way it's poop. Hey, man. Make sure you support everything you see here on the 8-5-s-sops show. Family business. We're shooting a movie. That's the word on.
Starting point is 01:26:33 Okay. Say let. You got some fucking. You got to see how this shit wore, man. Mark, I don't forget her. Let, you need you bring your movie wig, like. All right. The worst thing in Barbara
Starting point is 01:26:44 like, man, who cut your hell at? Nigger you! You know you're putting me back. I told you we'll be here all night, bro. It's just regular shit, man. Make sure you fuck with Lewis, Bill. Make sure you go support Nav Green. Make sure you go support Lex Andrea
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