The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Featuring Justin & Justin | Ep. 15

Episode Date: March 25, 2016

With the premiere of the brand new Rush Hour (March 31st) series, Karlous invited his homie and star of the show Justin Hires to the 85 South Show, who happened to be with his homie Justin Mitchell. All 3 got their comedy start in the A and do a lot of catching up. Tune into Rush Hour March 31st! Listen to the show, leave a comment(on iTunes) and subscribe! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome back to the 85 South Show. It is your man, Carlos Miller. And we are comedy heavy in here today. I got my man Steve Brown in the studio with me a day. Steve, I got some of my other parts. partners in here with you to my right these are some of the killers that I came up in the game with this like you know what I mean like this my class of young killer comedians got my man in here Justin hires movie star TV star extraordinaire comedian extraordinaire

one of them comedian niggins who always take his shirt off of the women this is your I think he cool with your abs. And I got my other partner in here. Funny as hell. Justin Mitchell, rapping the ATL. What's up, boy? What's going on, partner?

Man, this is my dog since the beginning of this shit, man. These are my player partners, man. I feel you, man. We like crayons in this. Bro, we go. Black, beige. Yeah. Brown.

We got everything. We covered the whole spectrum. It's true. The whole thing. Everything. Justin, first of all, congratulations, man. You got the new series coming out. Rush out.

Thanks, bro. You've been on your shit, man. I've been on my grind, man. You know, I feel fortunate. I feel blessed, man. It's a huge opportunity, man. Man, this is the 85 South show. You ain't got to tell you the same shit.

You tell the white people. Real nigga shit. Don't the shit feel good? Hey, lo. It's a thing. It's a professionalism. Yeah, it's been a pleasure. A real blessed.

This is 80s South show. This nigga came in and smelled like weed, cussing bitches out. No, that was like, that was me. That was me. That was me. I'm not about to let you blame that on you. Y'all is. I'm not going to lose my job fucking round with y'all.

You're not. He came into his own. I'm on CBS. And if you think they're not listening and watching it, you are mistaken. And watching. Well, we don't give a fuck. We don't beat. Yeah, see.

We didn't get a little. I like that. We don't give a fuck. You don't get a fuck. We don't give a fuck. We don't get fucked. We don't get fucked. How does this feel?

Well, I'm going to tell you, niggers. I do. That's why you got to show. and we don't. You get that real money. I'm getting that B-T money. I'm getting network money. Yeah, that's it.

Hey, that's the feel, bro. Y'all have fun with the niggins shit. And I'll show up at the award show and accept that. Okay, cool. But yeah, I feel good, man. You know, yeah, you know, I always tell people when it comes to booking this role, you know, I was a huge fan of Chris Tucker growing up. I'm a fan just like everybody listening to this podcast.

I assume everybody listening to this grew up on Chris Tucker. Right. So I understand, but I think it's important for everybody to know I'm not doing the Chris Tucker impersonation on the show. I don't think anybody want to see that. He already did Chris Tucker. He did it brilliantly. And so my goal was doing stand-up comedy for a strong nine years, was just to develop my own comedic voice throughout those years, my own comedic timing, my own comedic delivery. And I think when people watch the show, they're going to tune in and say, you know what, this isn't Chris, but we respect what he's doing.

You know, he's bringing himself to this role. And I think that's what people want to see If it's to be done Yeah That's what's what's up Bring your own brand Bring them on brand to it absolutely So what was it like man

Because I know the show is It's a lot of action Like this is high, you know High energy fast pace So Yeah I mean it was crazy Like I tell me I do 80% of my own stunts

What about the other 20 What about them other 20? It's Kevin Hart's stunt double Get out of it Me and Kevin Hart has the same stunt double What is tiny We look at we both little niggas What does that work?

What are some of the stunts That you just wouldn't do? Oh, it's the opening, my opening sequence is I'm hanging off of a helicopter. I wasn't doing that. Yeah, but, so. Your blackness wouldn't allow you. Yeah, my blackness. That's what that nigga kicked me.

Yeah, that's, yeah. Wait, hold up, bro. So we did, so he, he stepped in for that, but, you know. What are some of your stunts that you did? But I do fight, see. I'm a first, people don't know I'm a first degree black belt. Say, what? Yeah.

Yeah, I'll bust your ass. Yeah. Pulse, pause, yeah. You'll who'll whoop their ass. No, I don't do that. No, I'm a tough. I'm gonna get y'all niggas straight. I ain't bought all that pause.

If you ain't securing your masculinity, that's your own damn problem. I'm married. I got a daughter. So when you get married, you can just say all kinds of suspense. You can say gay stuff all the time. Right, right, right. I'm married. Me too.

Absolutely. This is what I've learned in Hollywood. I'm going to tell you this right now. I don't care what people think. You understand? Because caring about what people think, oh, I said something, you know, that might sound gay. gay people are cool

if you don't like gay people there's a problem with you that's what I honestly feel I love lesbian I just said that man I love I love Larry I'm just joking I'm joking I'm joking

I'm joking What this nigga He just scratched this nigga in the face He just crashed this Nick in the face He just caressed this But yeah So I don't got time

I don't got time for all that I feel like that'd be holding us back too much worrying about what people thinking man do you man Do you How ever weird that may be Do it Dude

I'm gonna pull my nipple out Don't you better I'm trying to politically correct this Now the atmosphere is all weird So we gotta talk about Some real man shit now Who got shot on the show Did anybody get shot?

I get shot First episode Yeah Yeah I wanted to know Let's more about the stunts What stunts did you do? I do for the most part

All my fight sequences I do There's a scene Yo I just found out It was a scene It was a scene where I had to hop onto a moving boat and then hop off the movie boat

until a loading dock and they cut the hopping on they cut that part out of the show so that was disrespectful to what I did that day but yeah what else just all the shooting

you know are you still finding time to hit the stage with it too well yeah well that's the point well I'm glad you ask that question people don't understand the workload that comes with shooting a television show

especially a series especially a series because in acting there's a common theme that is called hurry up and wait Would that mean they asked the actor to get there early And then you're just sitting around all day And then you don't shoot till six, seven, eight hours later However, when you're to start a show

That doesn't apply to you So I was shooting Monday through Friday 13 to 15 hour days every day No day off for six months And even on the weekend I was memorizing 60 pages of dialogue So I literally had no days off for six months From August to January

So the workload is a couple is incredible and that's stuff that they don't tell you that's stuff that you don't even know until you're in it you know everybody want to be the star of a show and I hear Kevin Hart say everyone to be everybody want to be famous but nobody want to do the work and you know doing a show like that it's an insane amount of workload now getting back to your question

I was only able to do I was only able to perform stand up three times in six months and I was killing me because I'm a stand-up comedian yeah that's what I was saying how did you how did you finagle that yeah stand-up comedy I feel like helped get me rush hour you know if it wasn't for doing stand-up all those years i wouldn't even have developed the comedy chops to book a rush hour you know and so that kind of got to me but soon as we

rap the next day i got up on stage and i've been on stage almost every day since then uh since i started doing this rush hour promotional tour and my plan is if there's a second season to kind of work in my schedule to be able to tour and so what i'm excited about is that this is my first time going out on the road headlining uh my own tour So I'm going to be in Baltimore. I'm doing Baltimore Comedy Factory. I'm doing Comedy Works in Denver. Make sure you hit comedy hype for the date so we can get the promo, man.

Shout out the comedy hype. And make sure you hit Alabama. You got to go to Tampa. Hey, Steve Brown said it too ain't shit if y'all don't come to Alabama. Look, look, we don't get to start on. Ain't Star Dome? No, Tuscalo. No, Tuscalo.

You got to come to Tuscalo. You got to come to Archibald. When you go to the Star Dome, you got to go to the Star Dome, you got to Archibon, Barbecue. You might have done him, low. This I am. If you meet my quote, I'll be there. What?

What? If you meet the quote. He's saying that because he ain't had the ribs yet. You ain't had the ribs. We're going to give you half of you. How about I just pay you $22? Like, I get a $4. Like, no, no, I don't think so.

We'll get Justin Mitchell to do it. Let's get Justin mentioned. Was you rusty when you got back on stage? Was I rusty? maybe well i only i would say since i performed i've maybe only had two to three mediocre sets i think this is important to know too right this is me i'll never really talk about this talk about this with the 85 something about i'm gonna talk about it let it go because i respect y'all never so i'm gonna talk about it um i realize the comedians that i saw working were the comedians that i saw always working on

their stand-up right so that being said you there's some comedians that kill kill kill every night every night every night every night however I didn't see their material growing they was doing because when you get to a point where you're killing every night you know as comedians you can sometimes get afraid to try new material the comfort zone because you like I don't want to try this new stuff because I'm destroying however like I said the comedians that I saw were working where the comedians that was always kind of working on new jokes, working on new materials. Taking them chances. Being fearless, taking them chances.

And so even with my stand-up coming back to doing stand-up at that rap rush hour, all that was brand-new material. Yeah. Like, I've been doing, and I got maybe a new 15, 20 minutes of new material, and that came from taking chances on stage. So I have put that aside, because it was a time I would say

maybe four years into doing stand-up, I was getting standing those often, but I wasn't growing. You see what I'm saying, I was like I had a hot 10 minutes, and you could make it. Well, you used to could make it with a hot 10 minutes. You know, stand-up shows ain't really exactly what they used to be for comedians, I feel. Right. So you used to could blow up off a hot 10 minutes. Nowadays, there's so much, you got the Instagram and Facebook and YouTube,

and there's so many places for people to discover comedians that you go have to do a little bit more than a hot 10 minutes. Yeah, and you can't just be a stand-up comedian. You can't be a stand-up comedian. No one's giving you 10 minutes no more. They give you three minutes This is what I'm saying I'm saying like if you're on a TV show Okay, but that's what I'm saying

Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, you get more time Damn This niggas lost I'm talking about the newcomers He's not keeping up with the combo No, I'm joking. So anyways

So I say all this to say this with my stand-up I've only had maybe three or four like sets that I was like Ah, that could have been better But for the most part I've had good sets You know what I'm saying? And you know,

then now it's time to take that material and go on the road even when I'm on the road when I'm headlining I will still be developing and working on that material and you know some nights go be better than other nights but I know what I'm creating it's not to just kill kill

kill with the same jokes is to create some new material in a brand that I want people to be a part of yeah that's cool that's dope that's dope it is ain't it hell yeah man

you know the stand-up comedians we love to be on stage It doesn't matter what the situation is. And create and take chances. We're going to find a way to get to the stage. Hey, my home boy, Diadre and the belt. Shout out to my home boy, Dionne. Yeah, mine too.

My home boy. Is he coming from Alabama? Where do you come from? That's number three. That's number three. Alabama, he said it to three times. His shirt is buttoned up all the way to the neck. He might be.

That's Oakland. All right. No, that's Alabama there. Your shirt buttoned up. That's four times. Man, my dog, Justin, what the hell you've been up to? man i've been right man i know i've been in the dungeon i've been hiding for a while i know man hey that's why it was crazy when you showed up with justin because it's like

i know y'all are real partners for real y'all been partners with like you know justin and justin and shit hey colos man that it's crazy because it's like i'm sitting here like damn these my dogs we was all standing at twisted taco like are we going up like you know what i mean like way back in the beginning i got up three times i know it you know what i mean but you came through and you was rocking and it was like yeah and then we saw the driver a long time ago. That's why the people, you know what I mean, in the circle of Atlanta comedians

who knew you before you went to LA, it was no surprise. It was like, dog, we saw you grinding getting into the stumped yards and other TV roles, you know what I mean? So it's just, this is just the progression. Like you said, the work is paying off. Then you see my dog, Justin,

who will be on TV with us for four years and then disappear. Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, yeah, so we're going to call you up. No, see, that's what I'm saying. I didn't know we want to. Hold on the funniest, comedians in the game

nigger don't want to be famous just want to just want to just he malice davis he just show up be funny as hell then go spend the weekend with his grandma yeah he's doing it I didn't even know he was in walking

man that's Justin Mitchell he destroys every time like he'll go get a real standing ovation he'll get standing ovation no I'm talking about like hold up Justin this is the story I get real standing up you mean the shit I be trying to get wait wait wait wait wait wait only and out of balance

hold up Steve Justin Mitchell got a joke that's so funny the TV producers wouldn't even let them do it on TV Oh you remember that dude They wouldn't even let that joke was so funny And it hit so hard when he did it They was like you can't do that Wow

Oh that's some disrespectful stuff right Oh I didn't nobody know that I was right He was like what Because it's going to outshine everybody else Was that who's got a joke? Because could nobody follow that Yeah you can't I mean

It's bro He's one of the funniest And you know what's so funny It's the joke The joke, the set up You know what I mean The whole joke joke joke is funny But it's like

The shit that kills it's not even a word Oh that's when you just looking at people Yeah Oh he's talking about the When I first saw you're talking about the sketch When I found love really easy I just sang to this movie

That was a little No wow My last show I just did was Chocolate Sundays It's on showtime And Netflix right now It was Tommy Davidson So you can check that out

But that was my last I didn't do stand-up on now I just did sketches I'm just trying to do I'm trying to do a day My Davis Shepail things Because a lot of people don't know

What day Chappelle did first to get to Chappelle's show? He did a stand-up first. Okay, so let me tell you my secret. He did, didn't it? In Alabama one time, too. Oh, my God. This guy, that thing, Alabama. This man, he don't plug it out of Alabama.

Alabama will get tired, you say, Alabama. Man, fuck the world. Alabama. Steve do this everywhere he'd go, man. He plugging. All my jokes come from sketches. Right. And I turn them into sketches.

What no one really knows is the first time I ever did stand-up was coming to the stage with Little JJ. Oh, wow. I stood in line for eight hours. Never did stand up before. That was a while back. That was a while back. And the lady said,

you can't audition because you don't have no resume. You can't get in. So after everybody audition, she let me audition. And I booked the show. Right. I came in like fourth place. All that was all sketches that I wrote a while ago.

There are literally sketches that I turned into jokes. So my real love is sketches, but I still love stand them too because I can, you know. That's what I said. Welcome to Pretty Prize. with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

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and what my parents have always taught me is sometimes you have to do what you don't want to do so you can do what you want to do exactly and so what i was trying to tell him is at the end of the day the path that he's trying to get to it all starts with stand-up comedy for the most part and it'll get you there a whole lot faster it'll get you there a whole lot faster you know and so that's what especially be funny and he's a beast I've been telling him this shit for years

comedian just Google me yeah so in any case but you know what you can lead a horse to water can't make him drink can't make him drink I got to be a goddamn horse is that what they're gonna cause you look like no I think they bite the fight I think they don't do this in that I met him at Clark. Oh, my God. Y'all went to college together?

No, we didn't go to college together. It's so funny. I'm going to tell you how I met this dude. I was a freshman in college, chilling in my dorm at Clark, right? I'm with Clark Atlanta. Shout out to Clark Atlanta. Shout out to the HBCU. All the HBCUs.

Steve, we're going to get you to name them later on, man. You know, you know all of them. You know, hey. Once that ain't in Alabama, neck. He know all of them. All of them. Go outside the state. No, fuck that.

No. So anyways, I was in. In my dorm room, I get a text message from a girl. She's like, yo, the dude Justin Mitchell from coming to the stage is in the student center talking to students. And I was like, who the fuck is this other funny Justin? I'm not only funny Justin. So, digger, I get up, throw on some clothes, and I kind of store.

I'm like, let me see, let me see who this. Now let me meet him. Met this dude. This nigga, he showed me nothing but love, man. That sound like him. He did a sketch comedy pilot, and he put me in it because he needed somebody to do with Dave Chappelle impression. And I did a Dave Chappelle.

And no one's seen this yet. This dude does a great Dave Chappelle. People don't know I can do impressions really well. Yo, he's sick with it. Bus one out. Yeah, bust one out. You know, fights, niggas. In your face!

Niggas! Niggas! Charlie Murphy! Charlie Murphy! Ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, in your face, niggas. So I did Chappelle for, and so he put me in his

sketch comedy pilot and I was Noah Chappelle and that and when I first moved to Atlanta I only knew two people I knew I knew Justin I mean when I moved to Los Angeles my bad When I moved to Los Angeles I only knew Justin Mitchell and comedian Ron G Shout out to Ron G

Another cool last comedian out of Atlanta Yeah man that's why I always appreciate This dude because you know When I went to the Stomp the Yard premiere for instance I shot that in Atlanta But the premiere was in L.A. He let me sleep on his floor you know what I'm saying? him I got damn bed.

I said, get on the flow. I wasn't trying to get in your family. What? Hey, man. You're going to be Hollywood now, man. You're already in Hollywood now. Tell the truth, man. Tell the word.

Damn hands off of me. All right. So in any case, in any case, so that's why I always appreciate it. And even I was at Clark Atlanta today speaking to the students, which out of everything I've done, that's probably one of the biggest moments of my life to be able to go back and talk to the students.

And he was right there. helping out, helping me with the video and taking pictures and not minding to do it. You know what I'm saying? Real friend. Yeah, that's a real friend right. I appreciate that. I'm a love. That's what it is, man.

I'm proud of you, man. It's hard to get that in the lowest. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard, man. But he deserves all this he says, man. That's what it is. Thanks, bro. I appreciate that.

Okay. The 85 South Show, it is your man, Carlos Miller. I have to interrupt the show right now to give you some breaking news in the comedy world. Did you say breaking? This is breaking news. It didn't just happen, but it happened recently. I mean, it's breaking in the comedy world. You know how slow-eyed news is.

Steve Harvey has a new television show called Little Big Shots. That's some funny shit, does it. Yeah, it's kind of like kids say the darndest thing. It's funny. And a talent show mixed together, so make sure you tune in and watch that. Dave Chappelle had a show in Portland. What? The other day, and apparently some lady got scared.

cammed out of her tickets, so he let her come for free. That's so Dave Chappelle, Laine. You just run up on Dave like I was going to come to the show, but I ain't got no tickets. He's got some free tickets for you. He's a really good dude. Yes, I am. What do you say, Judge?

Yes, yes, I am. One of the baddest motherfuckers ever. Fuck your couch, knickle. Okay, all right, in comedy white people news. Oh, shit. Oh, yes. All right. What's this dude's name?

This dude got a name like a ghetto girl. Shia. Shia LaBuff. Shia LaBuff. I bet he got some big titty. It's a dude from Transformers, man. He got engaged to British actress Mia Gough. Oh, did it?

I don't know why. I never heard of Mia Gough. She wanted him, Kardashian. She ain't heard of herself. Oh, speaking of Kardashians, Rob Kardashian. Oh, shit. Guess what he's doing? He is really in love with Black Chene.

This is how you know he is. in love with black china i saw i'm on instagram the day sliding on the slide with a stepson oh oh wow i know tiger you gotta whip this nigga's ass man oh that's tight with tiger's son yeah he was riding down a slide with tigers and they got their hands up like

care free oh no yeah so he pulled in their russell wilson shit he pulled that russell wilson there started some shit yeah russar the start of some shit you know started it man side niggum yeah they uh you can't you can't say we with another nigga you can't go we with another niggas sir no That's how you know he had loved, though.

He was sliding down the slide with his hands up, and he got out later on TMZ, called him pumping gas for Black China. But Black China is so fine, though. Yes, she is. That is the finest chick with a body made of play, though, I have ever said. I'm a hater. She's fine, but she ain't fine, fine, fine.

She got three pounds of concrete in her hands. Would you hit it back? Not me either, man. I don't want to hit it from the back. I can't do the fake booty. Slap my ass and your hand gets stuck? I can't do all that shit, hell Silly putty ass

Yeah, I could do I could do fake breasts But I can't deal with a fake titty I'd much rather you show up with your real Titty Even if your titty look like a tear drop I still love you Yeah, I like a long titty bitch

I like a long titty bitch Bitch put a hem in her shit I just feel like a fake titty Yeah, bitch put a him in your titty Yeah, a him put a him in your goddamn titty Like him In other white people news Aaron Andrews

You know the reporter from ESPN. She was awarded $55 million in a lawsuit when the guy secretly filmed her getting naked in the hotel. $55 million. She was asking for a hundred. I'm asking somebody to feel please. If anybody could sneak in the film.

White pussy is expensive. Too expensive. Yeah. 55 million? She ain't even fine like that? Nope. What'd you say to? What I was about to say was about to get me fire. Don't say it. Say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. This is the show to do it. saying this this

keep your job what show is this 85 south do it they're like go on go on go on no not yeah not getting fired today man that's season four comment what I was about to say damn we got a little we almost got him we almost got him yeah so that's anything else going on what of the news did we miss I think that was

that was pretty much it all we had on the news side what happened with Donnell I heard he got into a fight or something Donnell Rawlins you know what's funny you know what's funny oh my bad well wait a minute Did he win? You know what's funny? He got into a fight in Philly.

He got drunk and he said he wasn't going to pay the bill and they brought the bill and he got into a fight with the little manager or whatever. You know what's funny though? We were actually on the while and out tour. We were staying right across the street from the restaurant at the Radisson. It was that little piece.

Little piece was right across the street from the hotel. And he was there the day after we left. That's what that shit. Who won? I mean. Dynamo. I'm rooting for Donnell. He's funny.

So that's who won. Why, hey, man, why I think comedians are so crazy? Me and Steve were talking about this shit earlier. Yeah, comedians are crazy. Yeah, I don't think I'm crazy. Not like, well, you know, you're in Alabama. The nigga, you're crazy.

This niggins crazy. Anybody that keeps saying Alabama. You see the shirt. Well, I don't know, man. Why do you think you're crazy? All comedians are crazy. All comedians are crazy. All comedians are crazy.

You get on stage to try to prove yourself to be funny to another person. Right. Every night? Every night. Something that's Slatty off. But you can't say and I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Couldn't you say that about any profession? Oh, no. No, no, because you're proving yourself. No, comedians are crazy. Like, one of you niggas sitting here with your drawers inside out right now? I'm not.

My draw is new. That's okay. I got a job. Y'all nicks crazy. Comedy's crazy. I don't know. Out of all the groups of people, like you said,

out of all the groups of people that have been around, I feel like comedians are crazy. You all the crazy? Hell yeah. Steve Harvey crazy is here. He jumped out there and was just Steve Harvey. Then he took off the flat top and was another Steve Harvey.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Hold on. You stupid. Hey, look him. Don't you talk about my daddy. If you got to get on stage, it's like crack. So it is.

It will make you crazy. Yeah, it is. You got to get. You got to get. Don't think Kevin Hart crazy? Hell yes. in a good way but he's still crazy everybody has to work ethic that's crazy

no no no we're talking about we're talking about some shit we don't know about I'm sure he I'm sure what is some crazy I ain't saying we don't know I don't know what is it I don't know I ain't you say Hey he's a good nigga to me I don't know You can listen to the to his content Just to see how he thinking

I didn't say everybody was it crazy I said I said I didn't think all comedians were crazy Okay no and I'm not gonna say he's crazy I'm not saying cat crazy I'm a fan of cat That's it Y'all think I ain't he's been to beat my ass

I'm gonna What happened to the black belt Nah He's a through way to black belt He doesn't forget No correct Hey you walk outside You walk outside that door

I am a fan of Cat Williams I respect that dude In his comedy I respect everybody And I'm not calling him crazy Well that ain't no disrespect To call people crazy No it's not

I'm a fan, too, but the nigger crazy. Yeah, it's a lot of people. You know, I think that, like, when you talk about comedians and being crazy, I'm not saying, like, rob a bank type crazy. I'm just saying, like, you know, we think different. Yeah, I'm seeing shit in pitches and, you know what I mean? I can roll with that. Yeah, that's what I meant about it.

A comedian is a cool crazy. Yeah, a cool type of. Kind of had that third eye to see stuff that regular people can't see. That's fun. Just like on the 85 South Show, man. I really, I didn't even know that. The 85. How are you going to take a Steve Harvey call on his set?

He's supposed to, eh? Oh, was I not supposed to say that? Yeah, you can say whatever you want to. And this is 85 something. You can say anything you want to. Yeah, watch this. Shout out to all the women who puts to get wet like rain boots. See that?

Wow. Say whatever you want to on here, man. Say it. When I start getting uncomfortable. Can we get a water? You get a water? Yeah. I guess I can see it out

Justin, just spit it out, go ahead Whatever, just say whatever Just say it I don't got nothing, God is good All the time Just a nigga that came on the show And got same No, he got, we understand

He got a real job Ain't nobody mad at Justin man We know what he got to do He ain't Illuminati now Yeah You see how your people do You see how your people do You see how

Beyonce said she's sick of this Illuminati man Oh well you just started That was your first one. That's right. And I tell you what, I tell you what, when they give me the application, I'm a fill it out. Gone in there.

Justice, break on through to the other side. God damn right. I'm trying to get in there my damn self. My credit too bad. I don't know how much of that stuff is true, y'all. Shit, it's something to it. I hope it's true. This is me, and I'm just speaking on me so far in my career.

Don't do it if it's going jeopardize your career. This is all I'm saying. People can sometimes use the word luck. Like, you got lucky. I don't believe in luck. I don't believe in luck. I don't believe in luck. I believe, I believe in blessings.

First, I believe in favor. And after that, I believe in it's when preparation meets opportunity. Say that then. I believe it's when preparation meets opportunity. Oh, yeah. And so, you know, somebody like myself, you know, like I tell people, I heard Will Ferrell say it takes 10 years to become overnight success, right? At least 10. I did my first film 10 years ago.

So this has been a grind that I've been on. for 10 years. And more than 10 years, really, if you add in me going to a performing arts high school and me doing Shakespeare in middle school. So if you're adding all of that stuff, it's like 17 years to get to this. So, you know, people kind of be dismissive of the hard work that people put in and be like, oh, he sucks somebody. Because they don't know about the hard work.

They don't know about the hard work. He did that to get a job or he into the Illuminati. It's like, or maybe favor, hard work, talent, blessings, preparation, preparation. Opportunity. What you're saying is Steve ain't got no favor? I'm saying, what? Did you kiss that one. When a joke bombs on a, uh-oh.

What I'm saying is. It is bombed, though. It is a bummed, though. You just cut it out. Excuse me, you're going to cut that one out? Yeah, just cut that one out. Yeah, just cut that one out. Actually, leave it.

So I think so. Let that one go. Which camera do we look at? Just cut that one out here. This is camera one or camera two. The producers, yeah, just scratch that one. Take it from here. Go.

Just what you call it, is what I'm saying. You know, I don't think people should be so quick to be dismissal. I think if you really do your homework, if you really do, I just got loud in here, if you really do your homework, you'll kind of see the what people did to get to where they're at. You know what I'm saying? Maybe not. Who knows? The Illuminati might be real.

They're listening right now. I'm going to get that Illuminati music. Can we get them? Yeah. See, I haven't reached Illuminati tax bracket. Yeah, I feel you. I don't believe in Illamini either. Even if they did have one, they ain't going to let no niggas in it.

Oh, they let old. Like the niggas in there. No. Niggas are fucking. Niggas are fucking. Pay me my money. Pay me my money. Run me my shit.

Run me my shit. Damn it. The meeting started at 12, Tyrone. I apologize. That's not our hand signal. Those are the Crips. Yeah, you're right. We're throwing up.

We've been exposed to all the secrets. Martin Luther King is still alive. He's living in Russia. What? He might be. I just saw Tupon yesterday. Yeah. Shout out to Martin.

Shout out to Tupac. So what else you got coming up? You got some more shit you're working on too. I know these pretty much got you locked in with this, though, right? I know the promo tour is going on. Doing the promo tour right now. Where you go to hit it to next? Back to L.A.

I go to L.A. tomorrow and I wrap up promoting the show in Los Angeles. But I hit Chicago, Philly, D.C. Now I'm here in Atlanta. And, yeah, so I go back to L.A. We do like a diversity screen, and I'm excited about. And then the show comes out March 31st. How your family feel about it, man? I know that.

I know everybody proud as hell. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know. With Justin, I mean, I'm in that. Well, you know what? My parents have always been encouraging. They already supported me.

They just wanted me to get my education first. So I always knew I was going to get into acting. But I did go to Clark first. Message. Go get your education. I got mine. I'm going to honestly say that may not be everyone path. But you got to go to make sure it ain't for you.

Well, you know, yeah, you can. So I went, I went to Clark, got my degree, and then, you know, I moved out there. But they have always supported me and encouraged me. And listen, this business is tough. Y'all, we all know that. You know, this business is tough. That's why I'm so fortunate to be in this position. And so, yeah, man, but, you know, they like me.

Now, you said you're touring. Now, what cities are there again? Oh, my God. I'm doing Baltimore Comedy Factory. No, no, no, I want to hit the city. He's going to hit me out. I want to hit a goddamn city. I'm doing Baltimore.

I'm doing Baltimore Comedy Factory. I'm doing Comedy Works in Denver. I'm doing Rochester, New York. I'm going to Seattle. Uh-huh. I'm doing Phoenix. Okay. And I'm definitely, definitely coming to Alabama.

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I mean, the parlor is in Seattle. I'm doing the parlor in Seattle and I'm doing stand-up live or the improv is what I meant. Neither one. I'm doing, I think it's a newer club, uh, comedy, house of comedy or something. Is it in Phoenix? But however, I have done stand-up live with Atheon. That is one of my, I love that club.

It's a beautiful club. That's one of my favorite clubs to do. So, you know, they got two of them. them, I think. Oh, they got two of them. Yeah. So, you know, maybe next time I'm in Phoenix, I might do stand-up live, but this time I'm doing that club. Well, nigga, when you go, make sure you're naked. It's hot

as fucking, people ask me, they're like, man, you went to Arizona. It's so hot in Phoenix. Just turn your heat. You turn your oven all the way on and stand in front of it. That's exactly what you feel like. Let's not talk about no God of the heat. To get him to Main Street. Because I believe in him. He got. He got to get there. He got to get there. I don't think he want to be there. Never. Never. Never. Man, no, I've done a lot of mainstream.

No, no, I'm messing with you. A lot of it. But Phoenix is hot. It's hot. It is hot. They don't even do their job in Phoenix. So, they don't even do their goddamn job. Man, it's so hot in Phoenix.

What part of Africa you went to? Zimbaboy. You know what? I can tell you. I can tell you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's been saying that shit for years, and I ain't know if he was for real going. Did you really go, though?

Did you really go, though? A hell no. Everybody thinking from Africa. I get that shit all the time. I thought he started to start playing to him. You know, I thought he. He's a real African man. Don't act like that.

You're not doing that right. You are not doing that number. Do you're your African name. Do your African name. My name is Kwame Oha, Abibin, Rubbe, Bambodalele. Hells up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo, just, hey, man, talented, man. He's funny. Oh, wow. Wow. Do, I'm so glad to see my real partners doing some real things in the comedy industry. Just in the industry.

And you know what? Can I say this? Carlos have all, man, you have always been supportive of me. So this ain't no phony type thing. This ain't no, oh, he got a show coming out. Let me get this dude on. This is like, yo, this dude has been supporting me from the get-go.

And now he saw me at Twisted Taco. He supported me. When I moved to L.A., he supported me. Through Twitter, he had supported me. And so that's why I was happy to be able to come here. Comedy hype has always supported me also. Shout out the comedy hype. So I just want to say I appreciate that, bro,

because y'all know, in this business, It's tough. You don't know if everybody for you there's people rooting against you and there's people rooting for you but what I think is most important

and I'm going to say this on this I haven't said it is I like to tell especially young African American comedians my success helps your success You see what I'm saying

So there's no reason My success helps your success There's no reason to be bitter about the next man Everybody has their own path But you have to understand Hollywood is all about trends right right if rush hour is a success they just gonna want to do more of that they

go be looking for who the next new new black dude right you see what i'm saying oh oh rush hour's a success well then let's do bad boys exactly that's two new jobs that are opened up for y'all you see what what i'm saying they're already doing lethal weapon not damon way's back back doing this thing you see what i'm saying hold on i'm going to cut you off but justin hires was just about to tell us a dope bad. I mean, Justin Mitchell was just about to tell us a dope-ass Damon Wayne story. Oh, I want to hear it. So that was perfect. He brought it in perfect. Yeah, he brought it in perfect. Shut out to Damon Wayne's. Yeah, Damon Wings, man. That is a great dude. Well, man,

Damon Wayne's heard about me writing sketches in L.A. So I was at the Comedy Union and they set a meeting up. So Dan Boat's going to post to get there like 10, 10 o'clock. So while I'm waiting, I'm watching comedian David Arnold. You know David Arnold? Yeah, David Arnold. Bees. He's a great comedian. You got to check him out. I'm watching David Arnold, and I got a toothpick in my mouth, and I swallowed a toothpick while he's performing. I'm choking. Wow.

Dave Arnold jumps off stage, and he helps me, he basically sticks his hand in my throat and break toothpick. It was kind of gay, but I felt good because he broke two kids. He saved your life. He saved my life, though, for real. In a gay way. In a gay way. In a gay way.

In a gay way. I was, I was thankful in the gay way. Anyway, uh, I got it. I got it. He's taking an extra laws out. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up.

Talking to him, yeah. You like that, you like that. Anyway, they rush me to the hospital, right? So I'm in the hospital. It's like 12 o'clock at night. So the owner of the Common Union calls me, like, listen, man, I know you're in the hospital.

Did you get a rape kit? He's due. He calls me and say, hey, man, Damon Wayne's up here looking for you. I was like, what? He's still there? I said, you know what? I'm on the way.

I check out the hospital and get to the club and he signs a deal with me and buys three of my sketches. Three sketches from me. I'm in the hospital with a roll bone and everything. I get out and just,

that really showed me some. You met back up with him with a robe on? Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah, you did. David, I returned him out. So basically, so, Arnold was not there, though.

He wasn't there, though. David, I returned him out. So basically, you signed a deal with your ass out. Right, because you know, when you had those hospital rolls on, you have nothing on this. that right you just had your ass out

black number black ass out you sign your first deal your ass will be out my ass one ass you're going to some balloon out you're back on some balloon ass I don't know what you're talking about that's a bullion

don't listen to me that's a bullcrap y'all that's the problem I think Negroes almost wanted to be that way that shit is crazy I heard you got to suck a dick where is that

what is that calm down no I'm joking I don't want to say shout out to Damon Wayne's because he's a comedian I got a fun story real quick before you go

When I shot the pilot for Rush Hour We were shooting the scene in Santa Monica Just so happened he was in the area Came up to me while I was on set And blessed me and just said man Congrats on the road And I wish you nothing but the best And do your thing

So shout out to Damon Wayne's man No no no no wait Shout out to the whole Wayne's family They put everybody in the game They put everybody in the game But check this out It's not even just there It's just that they're real people

Like even though they're successful So they're real people. Like, Canaan know who Justin Hires and the Justin Midd. Like, they stay in the flow of comedy. Marlon. You see Marlon at all types of comedy shit. You see Damon, the whole Craig and Damon Wayne's Jr. And all of them, man.

So, Shantay, shout out to all of them, all of them. All of them. I mess with the whole Wayne's clan. Even the ones who ain't comedian, just shout out to all of them. They're cool, too. And all of them. Hell yeah. I want to ask you all about this, too.

A lot of people don't know. that you know a lot of the uh a lot of the la comedians they do fuck with each other and they do stick together man just talk about that for me you know what that's true man i think we do have some great camaraderie right because it's just the perception of it is so different but you know what you know and if you see you know and even when i got done shooting my show rush hour comes out march 31st 10 p.m. on cbs yeah my dog say it again real slow because everybody listens to 85 south say it again rush hour premiering march 31st 10 p.m. on CBS um um But this is, when I got done, what I tried to do on purpose

was take pictures with all of the up-and-coming comedians and say, we got next, we got now. You know what I'm saying? Give them some shout-outs, man. Some of the young beast out there. Some of the young beat. Teddy Ray, all the top. Teddy Ray is a beast.

That's my dog. We did a sketch together a long time ago that went viral. Do-boy. Shout out to Do-boy. I got to give a shout-out to some beast. Tony Baker. Say it. My homeboy Ron G is a beast.

Say it. D.C. Irvin, Sidney Castillo. All of them. Kevin Tate. Do y'all know who Kevin Tate is? I know Kevin Tate. Shout out to Kevin Tate in Detroit. My girl, Precious Hall.

Precious. Yeah, precious. My home boy, Jemar. It's a lot, man. Jamar Neighbors. Jamar Neighbors, man. It's a lot of. James Davis.

James Davis. James Davis. But I tell people all the time, man, Damon Wayne Jr. He's that dude. Right. He's about to be, he is. There's certain comedians.

that you see and you're like, y'all, I got a step, I got to step my game up. When Damon Jr. hit the game, no one knew it was Damon Wayne's son. That was not his name. When he got on stage, he had a different name. He was by Cowell or something. Cal, yeah, Cal, yeah, he didn't want to be attached to his father. Even though he looked exactly like that. Yeah, I mean, but I was smart by saying, you know, I'm not going to ride his coat tail.

Let me see how the audience really like me or not. And he did his stuff. Chantay did the same thing. Did she? Yeah, she tried to stay as far away from that. You know what I mean? Just the family name to try to build her own name. Her own brand.

Them dudes are great. But yeah, Damon, Damon is a beat. But all those guys I name, man. They're all great, man. There's a lot of guys. I know we didn't. We didn't say everybody. So if I miss.

Well, Sam, we got time. We got time. We ain't going to work. Steve Brown. Just 30 minutes. Alabama. That's it. He got me to say Alabama.

St. Petersburg, Florida. That's where I'm from. Yeah. Shout out to the St. Pete. But anyways, yeah. So it's a lot of great comedians, man. And we do try to stick together. We do try to support each other.

And you know what? When we're doing shows, we come out to each other's shows. A lot of comedians, I remember when I first came to L.A., comedians would only show up at the show if they was trying to get up to. Right. Oh, yeah, I came to see you and show. Let me know if you got any room. You see what I'm saying?

But we actually go. We know we ain't go perform. We're not trying to perform. You know, sometimes we go genuinely just to support one another. And I think that's important to do. You know, people always do stuff for others because they want stuff. in return and people like this what before you even get away do good for the second doing good is what I was before you get too far away from it drop some of those those names of those comedy

rooms that people need to hit some of those side rooms out there in LA because you know they know about the improvs and in the the all-deaf digital what about some of the side rooms that need that love oh man I'm glad you said that um first is marty's is an open mic it's on sunset and martel it's the best open mic I feel like in L.A if you can get a laughing there nigger you're funny because nobody goes there to laugh so if you can get a laugh for now you funny

crack them up Thursdays in the belly room at the comedy store ran by Nichelle Murdoch that's a great room Comedy Union Comedy Union at all

Jay Spot Jay Spott J. Anthony Brown got a great club right The Jay Spot Senator Melo got a new room at

the improv not improv at all y'all ever did Gary Morris Little Room Yes Oh, and you know what? I'm almost mad I missed that room.

I'm going to tell you something. Garrett Moore's, that room helped me get prepared to go on tour with Atheon. Because he was the- Shut out to Atheon. Yeah, shout out to Atheon. Yeah, shout out to Apeon. Hey, yeah, I'm funny dude. Yeah, good people.

Man, that's a great dude, man. But, yeah, before I went on tour with Atheon, Gary Mores, that was the only room that allowed me to do 20 minutes. It's hard to get time in L.A. more than, like, 10 minutes. Right. Like, like, 7 to 10 minutes. So, so Gary Mores let me come to his club every single. Saturday and perform and it helped get me right so shout out you ever perform in

maverick flats ain't that the name i have before yeah that's the old school shout out to mary fles shout out of michael cario was hosting the comedy in mary flas it's this old-ass club from like the 60s got all the like a horoscope original shit tucker and robin hares uh used to i think it was robin hars too they used to host the show or bernie mack i think was chris tucker and bernie mack used to host the show there at mary flas they got the same they got the original everything everything the whole club's original everything light bulbs every guy there robin harris is employees he what i hear employees we're still here what you're still here what you're still doing here lucille lucille that's all that bethel

clairees mabel mabel glad oh no man it's just so dope just to be able to come on on a podcast and just chop up comedy with your partners you know what I mean so so what do you think about the Atlanta comedy scene I haven't been here in a long time. I haven't been here since 07 is when I graduated college since I've been around on the conversation. So I have no clue what's going on other than what I see online. But I mean, people... I live here and I don't know what the hell. I know. I'm glad you said that. I don't know. Tell me what you

see, though, because I don't see nothing. Because when I'm in Atlanta, and when I'm in Atlanta, I'm at home. Yeah, me too. I'm like, I don't need... Sometimes I go kick it, you know what I mean, at the comedy spot, but I haven't been to the comedy club in a while in Atlanta. You know, the thing is in Atlanta when you're, you know, the thing is in Atlanta when you're working man you really don't get out like that now right just like I mean you're always gone you know what I'm saying man when you when you're home you're home like I'm with my wife and kids you know I'm saying so that's that's pretty much it you know said now I'm doing

of course uh Atlanta comedy theater so you know other than that's it I'm hosting I used to host it uptown but yeah but just like you were saying I can say that Atlanta comedy scene right now is on the up because um there's a new comedy club open yeah Atlanta comedy theater Steve got a night yeah Steve got a night out there right and Friday night yeah go start tomorrow you have to come through me yeah go check Steve out out there I'm not going to put you up but come through most definitely so I know it's like it's a few like little spices spasers just coming up a lot of clubs opening up in a lot of little side rooms funny first Friday you heard that you never heard what is it here in Atlanta no Alabama

she set me up how you keep falling for it man got here Alabama yeah no but no I will never be there. But no, no, no, no. I haven't heard about that. But yeah, but, like, you know, shout out to Atlanta, man. Atlanta's the place, man. I feel like Atlanta's my second home, you know, so I'm, and I still plan to move back to Atlanta. Oh, yeah, because, you know, L.A. money in Atlanta is like three times.

I know. That's why I like to go to L.A. and make some money, then come home. Right, right. You feel like you're rich as fuck. Yeah, yeah. I'm rich and fuck. Yep, that's it. That's it.

85 South Show My man Justin Mitchell Justin Hires And my cousin Steve Brown In here with me today Man You all tell me

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stayed next though damn i'm not playing so y'all didn't get like no residual crack smoke like through the window oh they didn't say residual residuals they didn't do the crack there that's where they sold it you live there you live there Next to a crack distribution center. Yeah, through the bathroom window. Right. I used to watch them do that when my TV was cut off. But see, this podcast is for all the chicks who got acne on their back.

I like that. I like that. I like that. Yeah, yes, I will bust some bump on a bitch. Can you pop this? I like that. Yeah. This podcast is for all the unemployed people who ain't even looking for job.

This is what we make this for. I like that. This podcast I was that nigga I know For a long time And then your blessing came through

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That's funny That's funny That's who it's You just thought It out And that's all You're already yours Whatever nigger

Hey You know You know with a joke That's good You're like You're saying that before You're trying to hate Oh my job

You're trying to hate on my job You thought about that That's been That's been a 10 years He didn't say that for 10 years On the road He's like, I got one for one Bro, I got some classics

Fuck that He like, you like drink You know what Drake was on He had to phone at Oh wait a minute Hey That's what this is You went to know

They went to a nut Oh I got one Oh Steve Hit him with another Yeah You better do some

You got him Hit me with another You hit me with one I'm here for the people Who love Rush Hour Just coming to shoot you Oh hell now

10 o'clock What time it come on 10 o'clock Hell yeah March 30 Shut out Hey this podcast

is for the people who gonna be looking for rush out at 10 o'clock and gonna have to watch it again at 1130 You had to catch the rerun Hey DVR

do what you got to do Just watch it I'll be watching Thanks bro I'll be watching I say that's political I'll be watching I'll be watching

Now this is this is a nigga that want to work See that that was different Hey of course I'll be watching I'll be watching I'll be watching

I'll be watching Shout out man Shout out of you. I had a great time. Hey, I appreciate it. I never did, you had a long, long dress. What happened? Let it go, man. Did you let it go?

Did you let it go? No, it let itself go. Hey, look, you know, when your house starts, you know, receive back to your soft spot, you got to let it go. Yeah, let it go. You had a hat on for years? No, I never wore a hat. You never wore a hat?

Never. He had long hair. He couldn't fit hats. Couldn't fit hats. I had to let it go. Social media, social media, okay. What should, drop your social media, Justin, so the people. your social security because you don't know

this this 85 South show audience when they start following you shit gonna get real and you mention yeah we got bro we got the we got the best audience who listen to this show man because these are the people these like the 85 South show is for people who save up all the roaches

then roll a roach blunt like that's the type of people who are about to start following you man those are good people hell yeah I mean people that's not looking for jobs them right up so yeah all mine is is Justin high Uh, uh, uh, H-I-R-E-S like tires, but with a H, Justin H, Justin H. And yeah, that's my Facebook,

Instagram, um, Snapchat, Twitter, Periscope. It's all Justin Hires. That's what's up. Justin Mitchell, where you are? Yo, it's just, uh, Justin Mitchell comedian on, uh, Instagram and, uh, Justin Mitchell comedian on Facebook. That's what I'm, oh, look, man. You say you, you, you sold a few ideas that you, you got some stuff coming up, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're about to shoot some, I'm about to shoot another pilot, man, for, uh, you ain't shit if ain't in it. Of course, well, you ain't gonna be shit.

So, no, I'm a highlight of Steve, but not you. So, we appreciate it. It's a new sketch show. It's going to be hot. I appreciate, I appreciate. Damn. Also, give a shout out to JJ. That's Little JJ and Big JJ, Jeremiah.

We're going to do something with JJ. A little J.J. Little J.J. You know. Woop your ass now. Really? I ain't seen Lil J.J.J. That did 8,000 push-ups.

Are you serious? Little J.J. is a cute. So you already know what you're a cute. I ain't seen Lid J this since he was like 13. Man, look, JJ about 24 now. Jay J is a big bird of JJ. Yeah, man. JJ, take your bitch.

Shut out the little JJ. Hey, this is what I was going to ask me. This what I was going to ask you, though, man. Like that season that you did coming to the stage, like, where is that? Do you notice that all of that footage is gone? And that's, it's becoming like some comedy underground shit. Like people who remember it, remember it. But it's like, that was like that was.

a great show. It was a little Duvall, K-dub, Little JJ, Justin Mitchell, Joe record. It was so many. You were killing that show. Tiny was on there. That was a good-ass comedy show, man. That's my first I'm ever doing stand-up. When y'all see me on it, that was my first time ever been on. No, that's my second time. The first time was the audition. The second time was the actual show.

Loz, he lied. No, man. He lied because he was good on that show. That's what I was just about to say, even however long you had been doing it, the professionalism was there. That's how good he is, though. He's humble as hell. He always downplay his shit.

He got to. It's the element of surprise all the time. He always super downplay his shit. He fucking killed that show. Yeah, he did. I bet you to the finals, right? Yeah, made it to the finals. Me, um, Jay J.J.

Lil J.J. And, um. Kdub? No. A little duval. No. Uh. That Joe Recker?

That nigga won? No. Joe Rek was a net. Joe Rugga beat all y'all young nits. You know, y'all. Y'all y'all neck. A little. He beat all y'all.

He had a little curly firm. He was doing 22 years in the game. He was doing 22 years. He beat all y'all young punk. He wasn't on my shoulder. He was on the second seat. I was like, this nigga look grown. And what was the name of the show?

He got the humble throw over the bus. He's like, he's a veteran. No, that make you beat y'all ass. Hey, man, Joe had been doing comedy 45 years. Oh, my God. I was like, wait a minute. This is only four. You're like three minutes.

This ain't nothing. Joe killed y'all young ass they did that's that's a hard lesson to learn didn't Joe die after the show no oh man you know right man why you're playing somebody did pass away uh you just all uh no a lot of people passed away no that was on the show sugarbed but that was on the um that was on who's got jo's got jo's that one that wasn't that wasn't on them too yeah get your stuff right oh was that on my show too i was on them too yeah get your stuff right bro i think it's the saddest shit in the world when you next you pass away you next

I'm sitting here sad and then Steve telling you you're going to die too let him live in the meantime while we're still alive shit you're next name you're going to go ahead

what you man Carlos Miller this is the 85 South show my man Steve Brown my man Justin Hires my man Justin Mitchell thank y'all for coming through here Justin my success I hope your show is on TV

for the rest of our life I hope they do 88 seasons on that bitch you're not you next I want you. Much love to you, man. Much love, man. Much love for you, brother. Y'all stay up. 8.5 South Shore. And thanks for having us, bro. No problem, man, Lowe's.

No problem. Thank y'all. He had neither. None of them. We just showed the fuck up. Anytime y'all want to come back, you can just invite yourself. Wait a minute, Lose, you still got that room on O.National? Uh-uh. They shot that room up.

I see it. I ain't never come there. I got shot up. I still got the Tuesday night at Cats Cafe. So if you're ever in Atlanta, you want a good laugh. Make sure you stop by Cats Cafe. That address is 970. Beemont Avenue.

And make sure you follow the 85 South Show on social media, 85 South Show. We got the show on iTunes, SoundCloud, shit. And on comedy hype. You can catch the show on comedy hype. Shout out to comedy hype for keeping us in the week. Comedy hype. Comedy hype. And all of it, man.

So thank y'all. Thank y'all. Thank y'all. We out of here. Peace. 85. 85. 85.

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