The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - "First Class Flights" ft. DAPHINQUE SPRINGS in the Trap | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

Stand-up Actress DAPHINQUE SPRINGS is in the Trap with Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ABC's The Bachelor. But here's the thing. Bachelor fans hated him. If I could press a button and rewind it all I would. That's when his life took a disturbing turn. A one-night stand would end in a courtroom. The media is here. This case has gone viral. The dating contract. Agree to date me, but I'm also suing you. This is unlike anything I've ever seen before.

I'm Stephanie Young. Listen to Love Trapped on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I might be the problem, though, because my life be changing about every three months. Yeah. Every three months, my life changed. And the more it changed, the less shit I'm about to. Tolerate. Put on red cook's it.

Now, it's a, like, certain shit don't turn it to a red flag till later on. Mm. I remember one time I was fucking with this girl, we pull up to McDonald's. Her ass got the app. That's the problem. Yeah.

She got the what app? At McDonald's, bro. Got me over here ordering. She's going off about a free small frown. How's, I can't fuck with this shit. You mad at the bitch for time of Texas? Yeah. Save you $2.12.

Man, fuck $2.12. I ain't no $2.12 ad nigga. You ain't saving me nothing. I don't want to fuck with nobody who need an app to get fast food. I feel like I work too hard. I'm a app, bitch. That's why I don't fuck with you.

Cool. But I bet y'all be eating my free fry. Go ahead and eat your free shit. I'm take it off. Let me, um... I was like, yeah, I'm turned off. You got the water? I mean, um, he got to...

You just want to be turned off. I was turned off. She was bad, too, because I know one thing about money. Broke is a mindset. It ain't got nothing to do with your baby. You do a lot of broke-ass shit. They keep you broke.

You got to change your habits. So you got to pay for the fries. I'm just saying, if you go through life thinking that somebody's going to give you something for free, you are already losing. You lost off the real. Ain't nothing free. They tell you that shit.

All the time. Nothing in life is free. Nothing. Well, it might not be, it might not apply to you. I just got a car rental for the whole, for the couple days for $20. Because I got the app. And I signed up for the program. Even if I had the app. No, you just like benefits.

That's called benefits. That's pretty privilege. That's available to you too. We rent cars every fucking week. I ain't got to goddamn. Ain't nobody never gave me shit between the law. None. They say,

Thank you for being a gold member. A platform member. National will give you free rental days off of how much you don't spend with you. Okay, now you. Now you. I said benefits. Oh, okay. I use my bad bitch benefits to you.

Thank you. Lowe's don't know his privilege. I must not be a bad bit. You could be. I don't want to. It ain't really bad. It's just, uh... I'm the way...

I'm the way... I'm the one told him about the fucking national club. For show, for show. He told me on the money. Why are you over there using other folk? That's not sound like an old-ass heart with the place. It's really the same company. They're really the same folk.

Allimo and what's the same for? I'm with Enterprise. I can't do Enterprise and National the same. Somebody broke in their car and they start fucking with me. I said, my nigga, I just went to the restaurant, eh? You don't want me to eat? I go to National and bend up every sin. I said, well, fuck y' y'all anyway.

National, the truth. They're the truth. They're the truth. They're the truth. I love National, boy. I don't try damn that all, or ain't nothing talking about national. I was with AIDIS. You can just walk straight to the car and get the fucking in there and leave.

We need to do commercial for y'all, Pam. We fuck with y'all. The long way. No, we literally fuck with y'all. You know they say they never do commercials. They don't. They don't need to. You need them.

They don't need you. That's a fact. They really don't give a damn what company down there who got a car? Who got a car? And they all along, they think one of all like three car companies. So they'd be like, bitch, we good. We're good. They just don't want you to sue them.

They've got fleet accounts and all that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't rent a car though. I'll find to get a car from 6th. That's back? What about them? Six.

Them niggas. They were like, hey, bro, we're gonna give you a BMW. Boy, you know that down payment for that motherfucker, boy. About a thousand-nine. You know, that one that's $6,500. I said- Are you serious? I looked at later. I said, lady.

You feel, swipe that shit by my Joe, that kind of ditty your ass. I said I wanted to rent this old. Not buy it. Damn. Man, I walk back to the airport. I said, me, let me show you how much I'm saving. The six ain't never at the airport.

They ain't never at the airport. They always got their own private location. What? My dumb man, walk fast. I said, lady, you're crazy. This is the crazy shit in the world. This is what y'all doing? You got to sell drugs to rent their cars.

They like, I'm talking about, it's a fast price. But, boy, you paying for that. Boy, you paying for speed, boy. No, I don't fuck with six. Oh, no. Oh, no. They get, they, I'm straight. I'm good.

406. That lady said, 6500. Okay, it was about $2,500. I still, I still walk. I got a father. I said 25.

Man, you're tripping. I walk back to the airport. I don't know. I ain't fucking with it. You would have got it back upon return. No, it ain't about that. It's the principle that who's agreeing to that type of shit.

A nigga that want to get some pussy off the car? No, that ain't that. No, BMD. I don't got pussy in a 96-4. Seatbelt go up by a cell. You get choked by the seatbelt. That'd be fucked up, boy. Damn.

They're glad to not be outside. And it ain't like the nigga got bad credit. They shouldn't be charging you that much. That's wild, bro. They're like, yeah, man, it's real fab. You get in smooth. Pick the car out. It's fine.

They got a little out. They get your shit. They gas you up before you get to the town. She was like, it's going to be like $6.50 for two days. I was like, well, that's smooth, a little three songs. And I look. I said, what was like that third? I said, I go for 1050, 30s.

You're like, yeah, it's a $2,500 lot of deposit. I said $25,000 deposit. Mm-mm. I said, I don't get no deposit over here, national. They don't, they trust me. They know I bring them back. But they don't get your ass on BMW either. Ooh, I don't want no BMW.

I really don't want one either. Wagging them. Wagon them, me, baby. Low key. What? I hate when they don't have cars and they got on the buck full side. That ain't full side.

Them little compact. I get a minivan. I'll get a minivan. I'll get a minivan. I'll get a minivan. Just as long as I can get a van. A minivan. What?

I will get a van. I will get a van too. I only like sedans, though. That's why I stopped renting with, um, um, budget because they kept upgrading me every time I got there. Because when I traveled to a city, I like a full trunk. Just in case I run into some place real quick. I don't want nobody to walk by and see what's in the car.

And when they try to upgrade you to, them like SUVs and shit and then people could see you in the back, I'm just like, yeah, you're trying to set me up as a car company. Just leave me in what I purchased. I don't like upgrades. Oh, that's great. They give me my Chevrolet now.

I don't like, when they be like, you can get a Honda Santa Fe. I'm like, bro, I'm not driving that bullshit. Why? Because I'm not. I'm not driving. I look like pulling up in a Honda, Santa Fe. Out of town, out of country.

Out of any fucking way. Out of country. You're that grateful. Yeah, man. Give me the car. No, fuck that. And you literally, Brian, on that side of that.

Just a car too. You did ride it outside. I like cars too much for you to put me in a piece of shit. Oh, yeah. He did that type of nitty. Yeah. I'm not doing this. Come on, man.

I'm riding around turbo and shit, and you're going to put me in some shit with no, with no, nothing? Hold on a little. Don't the Virgin Island drive on the left side? I don't even drive out there. I draw, they drove on the left side.

The stirring wheel on left side. When I go to the island, the only shit I'm going to rent is that little Jeep thing. That's on, oh, it is on the side. What's that little jeep thing? A little meat or whatever. of his car. We're on the left five. No, it's a little, it's a little jeek.

But I hate when you drive like 50, 50 fast. When you get a car rental and it's like a bullshit car. That's Chris Brown bought this little girl for Christmas. That's one of them, Johnson. I rent them. That's a Moophead. You know what I'm talking about. A moke.

It's called a moke, ain't it? Look the shit up. I'm telling you. That's the little shit I rent. All right, motorcycle? It looked like a little jeep, like a, but it ain't a whole car. Oh. It's a motorized vehicle.

It ain't a car, though. We got to get some roaches. What is it going? Yeah. They sagged, they just be roaches. Yeah, roaches on the piano. People are asking, do you have a favorite city? I don't have a favorite city to perform in.

Shit, whatever city sold out is my favorite city, and that could go from city to city. Yeah, yeah. Any show this thing? I like all the cities. But it would be a different love in certain cities where you're like, I ain't going to like Baltimore, Oakland, D.C., the whole Texas, the whole Texas, Alabama.

So you name it every, you're like, all of them. Okay, just all of them. All over them. All over. All over. All of them. All right. You get excited when you go to.

I get excited when I could go places that I love, they restaurants and, like, city. features like where I can hang out. You like to go out? Yeah, just not like... You're tired? No, not like a real go-out. Maybe just like a little lounge or something like that, chill with the people. But I do like to go to like D.C., Baltimore because I like to get some crabs, some blue crabs. So I get excited about doing that. That's cool up there.

I'm all in there. Baltimore for show. Baltimore, Oakland, they won in one. I like any city that's hell out. And you know me, I fuck around. And when I get home, I'm being a bought two or three cars. Yeah. You'll go crazy. I got to say, I didn't probably bought a bunch of shit out of Texas the most.

Mm. Texas. Because that motherfucker, you see how when I go do my shows, they pull up and be like, bring the box shivers out. Got some shit. You'll be like, let me get that. Yeah. You know what I'm off some shit at the showbook?

Yeah, like when I'm on the road, I don't bought a lot of shit. Because I get fans who come up and be like, bro, you got to see these motherfuck. Oh, because they know you're going to buy the shit. For real, you know what I'm going to buy the shit. For real, you know what you got to do a show like that, right? I'm going to put all this stuff. That's fine. Nick on the road by a car.

I do that shit. And they be like, hey, Loz, I'm kind of fucked up right now. For you, I'm gonna sell it next week. But you give it $70,500 tonight, man. Ooh. What? Kim and Sunday. What?

Hey, man, anybody selling the cars with my next upcoming show. Please do me a favor and show me a listen of all. So you too general. You just say cars. Now they're going to be coming as you was bullshit. My granddad. My granddad got a link and time.

My granddad got a link in time. I won't. He won't $1,300 for it. $1,300. And run it right now. He's like brand new. Bring it. No, it ain't. Bring that more. I know something about it to take it right now.

Granddad and grandmother, the best people that ever buy a car. Fact. Don't get a fuck where year it is. Facts. Because they don't dry that much. Shit, their mouths be low than a motherfucker, man. What? Man, I don't bought cars from some old ladies that ain't never,

they ain't never even got high enough to get the brakes change. About that low. You know why? because they be having those, the county be paying for them to have assistants come to the house so they really don't need to run no errands and do no shit. I always had old parents. Ain't nobody ever came in our house and help that do shit.

I was out there putting that self-charge on that PT cruiser, but they went out there with me. And nobody come help up. You ain't get to home assistants? Man, ain't nobody. They could be a West Coast thing. They sent out people and they'll come in, they'll clean up for the old people.

We got a shit called like disability. It's that same $200. I'm telling you about. Hey, boy. I'd had this $200 for about a month. Matter of fact, I think I. I ain't spent shit. It's been two months, actually.

This has been my whole. I almost picked it up, but I ain't, y'all got camping. It ain't worth stealing. That's what I'm saying. I'm still on my side in $250. I got, I didn't have $200. I need, I needed some gloves. In the last week of December.

I'm good. I'm got my side in $250. I'm not buying shit this year. Fuck everything. I got $2. I got $2. You say that like you ain't tapping. I'm not.

I got too many bills. You don't go tap? Fuck no. This this we broke this year Just like we were last year. You know what you can't claim broke? Just the fuck I can't. I'm telling you why you gotta spend money or else you gonna get the shit to the taxes. I hear what you saying.

I hear that too. I hear what I hear that too. I'm telling you right now. Ain't no money. Hey DC ain't no money to be spunked. I don't have money. I tell you man, I damn you heard what we just said that. We got no money.

We got no damn money. I got a few clothes. I got a few clothes. I got some jewelry and they got the rest tied up in investments. I ain't got no money. I'm trying to tell it now. I really do what I pulled it. And now I'm doing what I can do.

The name is mine. The name got my daddy's blood on it. Uh-huh. I mean, I got a few clothes. I got some jewelry. Uh-huh. But yeah, yeah, everything else is tied up in investment. It's tied up.

I ain't got no money. I can't do it. We was talking about that shit last. Whatever somebody asked me to borrow, I'm going to ask. them to borrow that same number plus 20. Why plus 20? It's interesting.

The $20 to let them know that I'm more fucked up than they are. Oh. Not only do I need what you need, I need an extra 20. So if I be like, yo, Lose, let me get $200. The buddy need $220. I need $220. They just called my phone about that. Oh, for sure.

Bills be good, man. They be ruined that. It ain't fun now. What made you get into comedy? How long have you been doing this? Because you're funny in him. Oh, thank you. You always been funny?

People ask me that, but like sometimes you like really don't know. Like, people said I was funny, but I grew up with my dad. He didn't watch sports. We went fishing every day. So we used to deep sea fish. Real? Yeah. Every day?

Did you like it? Yeah, but when you forced to like it? No, I loved it. I loved it. I love to fish and I can outfish a lot of people. We didn't catch catfish and stuff. Why are you looking at me like that? You're a catfish nigga.

You a Mississippi nigga, y'all catfishing it up. Nah. We catch, like, yellow tail snapper. Oh, do you know about a yellow tail. Remember we went deep-sea fish? Remember we went to D.C. It's a Mississippi shit. Who's the first nigga catched fish?

What you kept? How big was, no. Because sometimes, niggas, we catch your bait. Thank you. You caught a bait or you caught a fish? No. This motherfuckerfish, guy. Didn't you, I know you different between the bait and the fish?

This bait, this bait, this bait, this bait, this bait. No. Y'all was catching his bait. We were catching his bait? Hey. He was out there excited over a bait. Hey, he called up on. I caught him.

How big was it? This is how big it was. Let me see. You still ain't got to the size. The Hispanic dude had to come get it. He said, good job. You know the Hispanic dude that working on the boat? Yeah, but they get everybody fish off.

That's their job. That's their job. He's like, whoa. And I bought him. And I got the bitch up there. He took the stick and he grabbed their own and he. But I hate to tell you, Spanish people always say old because they don't know what English word they need to say next. If it would have been some bullshit, he wouldn't have.

He was like, you got it, my friend. He wouldn't help, but he helped. How big was it? It was a bait fish. A baitfish, thank you. I ain't catch no bait fish. We had the baitfish on there. It was a baby.

It was like back right here. Yeah, that's bait. You throw that back out there. You're going to catch a bear. So if I don't count. So if I don't count. It don't count. You know how good yellow tail is?

Come on, man. That motherfucker's. All right. I ain't going to get into all of that. Oh, so you can tell which the fish. When my fish show come out, I want everybody to remember this moment because then every time I catch a fish, I'm going to clip that and put up right there.

I can fish better than everybody. Yeah. I'm dropping a fishing show this summer. And you put me on the show. I'm going to outfish you. I'm going to bring you on the last episode because I'm going to get my game. What's your favorite? You like to use shrimp.

Yeah, we use shrimp. We use squid. We use live bait. Sometimes we cast a nest. I don't cast a net, but my dad do. Where they throw it out there and catch all the... Salt water or free water? Salt water.

Fresh water I don't like because it's too slow. You could go out there. What's the ocean? The ocean fish are always eating. You keep looking at me when you say that shit. What are you talking about? We're not rivals. Yeah, we are.

You was up here before they start rolling the cameras, talk about, oh, Mississippi, we supply catfish to the world. I'm just saying, nitty. Don't everybody with that cheap-ass fish. Didn't nobody else say nothing? Catfish out here killing niggas. That's tilapia. Catfish, too.

Catfish ain't doing nothing to nobody. Don't be hating on my state because we got a fucking economy in the fucking room. Talk your talk. We got exports in this motherfucker. What are you saying? Everybody likes catfish. Damn. Only niggas.

You ought to really be that bait. She's hating. I didn't know that. That was the nerd. Do you do the one that you like that, and got to keep fucking with it. But you got to reel it. Oh, you're talking about the baitcaster. I use that with my thumb.

Okay. You do that. And then you let it and then you. Okay. You probably use a spinner. That's the one that spin around and you got to do this. Ooh, she's babing my boy. She's talking about that Walmart fishing pole.

That boy went to Walmart that he's fishing power. Yeah. You know what phone? You know what phone? He took a little bit. That boy ain't even looked through it. I love Walmart in the South. though because you can buy a fishing pole and a gun.

We used to. You can't get no gun at Walmart. What? What did they got that? Used to be on display. Oh, okay. They just had the bitches on display. They did, didn't.

You can go on there and touch you. Yeah. I'd be like, these niggas selling guns at Walmart? Yeah. They're crazy. When we was kids, Walmart was the shit, boy. You would. It fell off.

Walmart had so much shit. It was so many activities. I miss when Walmart had fish. What activities? I miss when they had fish in that bitch. I made sure when it was 24 hours. When it was 24 hours, it made you feel like when you grocery shopping overnight, you was really buying food.

Bro, we trusted Walmart. We was eating chili dogs at Walmart. I'm getting groceries at 2 o'clock in the water, niggins shit. A Walmart chili dog? Come on, man. I never had no chili dog at Walmart. Shit. It's because you bought it at 2 o'clock in the market on me, shit.

With the dancing polo bell on that bit? Right. Then when the Walmart started getting many stoles in that bit, you're like, well, you get your ass. Your nails done. Fat. You got a mini Arcadian Walmart. You're like, ooh. Go to McDonald's real quick.

We used to go to Walmart just to be... Have a black. That's a walk in that big. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything. Like packing a spare stick. I like to be prepared. That's why I remember 988, Canada's suicide crisis hubline. It's good to know just in case.

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Please search warrant. This is unlike anything I've ever seen before. I'm Stephanie Young. This is love trapped. This season, an epic battle of He Said She Said. and the search for accountability in a sea of lies.

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He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction. And how did a 2023 event called Wag Ageddon change the paddock forever? That day is just seared into my memory. I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on no grip, a Formula One culture podcast that dives into the under-explored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guest and I will go deeper into the wacky mishaps,

scandals and sagas, both on the track and far away from it, that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to No Grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good people. What's up? What's up? It's Questlove. So recently, I had the incredible opportunity to have a real conversation with actress and producer Jamie Lee Curtis ahead of the release of her new thriller series, Scarpetta. I can honestly say I've never done an interview like that before. You know, at one point I shut my life. laptop down. And we just started chatting as old friends, recent Oscar recipient. So we have some

commonality there. I predicted that, by the way. And you said these words to me, dust off your mantle. Yes. And I looked at you and I said, what? And you said, dust off your mantle. And then I left and that was it. And then when all of that happened, I remember the next morning, I think I would, I think I wanted to, like, write you and go, how did you know? Listen to the Questlove show on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hold up.

Do you know what Walmart did to the black community, bro? What? Over all these years, they built our trust. Because through, like, the first probably 30 years of my life, you couldn't convince me that Walmart don't have that shit. Right. Bro, if Walmart don't sell that shit, don't nobody sell it. Right.

I'm talking about anything you, you can get a silly fan, a tub stopper. All your school supplies pick up some diabetic medicine. Baby clothes. Gross. TV. Walk around, get a pills. Get your eyes check. Yeah.

Get your eyes shit. Get your nose done. Your child in the R-A. You don't tell her that in the goat play. Yeah. Get the fuck out. Get your taxes. And if you wanted to learn how to fight, you go on that bitch and fight real quick.

You can get your skills up. They have pieces of that bitch. You're going to get a piece. Yeah. Popcorn. You know, niggins ain't have popcorn until they were going to Walmart. You can stop by the bakery. And get a whole cake made.

And get a cake made. Why are you shocked at Walmart? And what's your name on it? See them folk cut the fish live. You're like, boy, y'all do this lie. Come on. I ain't never seen nobody cut it feel live. Come on, man.

Y'all going to cook it in front of me? Ew. And remember the stuff. Thicker niggas that used to when you walked in, they gave the kids stickers. What happened to them? Let me tell you what happened to them. Y'all, did y'all hear about this? Walmart got sued.

What happened? So remember back in the day when you used to go into Walmart, they used to have mentally challenged kids like with Down syndrome, greeting you when you came in the store. And they also had senior citizens, people that were like over like 70. They still don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They need to supplement a little bit. I don't know what happened with Walmart, right? Why they, why you don't see them as much? Why? It's because Walmart got sued. So Walmart had the mentally challenged people and the senior citizens, and they were putting insurance policies on them. Because people was pushing them at the end. No, they were putting life insurance policies on them.

Wow. Yeah. And so Walmart got sued in a massive suit because the people was dying because they had a higher likelihood of passing away. Because they owned. Yeah. And so they was getting and putting life insurance on them people and was collecting like millions of dollars and wasn't giving any of the money. to the family. Because they had your social security

and putting them in a security job. Like, nigga, you put that thing in a tough job? Yeah. You need strength. Yeah. Check and receipt. Check and receipts. Stop.

Yeah. Like, that's why you put life insurance on them. You're going to get pushed two more times. Like, what? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, they got sued for that. I'm glad.

We need to go back to how shit. Look all this new shit. He's taking advantage of people, bro. All the food, fake. We need to go back. The watermelon flimsy. Yeah, the watermelon. Yeah, really.

I was trying to figure out why I took it so long. Remember you used to be able to see the niggins make the ground beef at the grocery store? It was a glass window and shit. He never seen that. They were making ground beef. Yeah. Where the fuck did y'all shop? I think you was at like a Mississippi Walmart.

I was like they did that everywhere. They just all from the south? Oh, okay. I'm telling you. Used to see that shit. We had one Walmart. We had one. They used to be the mall, too.

All around the world, a nigga would come there. Neckle like, where you from? Alabama. Alabama. You're like, oh, man. Where you from? Oh, man, this is our Walmart, man. Welcome to the city, man.

What? That was a mean ground. What? This shit was lit. Before you know, they were just popping up, bloop, bloop, then the main niggins not come to one spot. Walmart used to have some deals so good you had to tell somebody. Yeah.

You ever get some shit on sale at Walmart? You see somebody, I'm like, hey, you know they got these people. They don't do that. The layaway line, bro. The layer way. Lay away. Oh, yeah. Oh, put on all that shit over there, you ain't fin to get nothing.

of this shit. You just want it off the shelf. You ain't getting none of this shit. You just want to be the first nigga to touch. You know, I got that TV up there layer where I touched it. And remember they used to sell the good jeans. You remember Jornaz's jeans? You fucked? They used to have those at Walmart too. Those was kind of some upscale little jeans. Somebody was getting her clothes from Walmart.

You never finished telling us how you started with the comedy. We stopped that fishing. Oh, okay. You just going fishing every day. So, you had to do that one. Asked me how did I, like, have I always been funny? And that's how we got into the fishing thing. Because I learned how to cap on the boat, you know, my dad and his friends, because people used to get sick all the time on the boat because that motion sickness ain't nothing to play with on that ocean.

And so, you know what? I always wanted to be in the industry. And when I was younger, I used to live in L.A. like for the summertime with my grandmother. Because my mother is originally from Los Angeles, California. Okay. And my grandmother first moved there in the 60s. So, you know, L.A. was like one of them cities.

I was like, I could make it in this city. Because I used to hustle out there. You know what I mean? Selling hot dogs with my grandma. She had one of the hot dog carts like the Mexicans used to have. Oh, shit. Yeah, before they came in, it took over. Y'all was hustling.

I didn't do nothing. I eat hot dogs. What the fuck? What are you guys? We just had ketchup, mustard, and onions. And, like, you had no sour crap. You had no lettuce? Yeah, we had that too.

Okay. Damn, nigga, we had it. I'm just saying. See, you just, yeah, that is closed. That's my fault. We're out of business Well the hot dogs They was that shit though

Yeah Soup dog gets to come by Hot dogs from us Yeah we just had a little spot Right in front of Kmart Inglewood Yeah Yep

He might not remember Because he smoked weed But he didn't You got one of them Dals cuss And I just knew I wanted To come back to L.A. And like get into comedy

Not comedy specifically I just wanted to be in the industry I didn't know where I would fall And so I end up moving out there and then Christmas Day 2009. And when I moved out there, I was, like, trying to figure out my way. And then I found stand-up October 2010.

So, like, 10 months later. Yeah, so I've been doing it. Yeah. Man, so. Because this is a weird job to like. I didn't know like, it's weird to just do. Like, ain't nobody to be like, I'm going to do this.

Yeah, stand-up. Right. So I went to college at Eastern Michigan University. And I dated this guy, like, the first little bit of time I was at the college, first started. So we still was friends And he was like, yo, you move into L.A. He was like, I got a friend

that live out there. His name was Elijah. He was like, Elijah live out there in LaVar. So I was like, all right, cool. So I connected with his friends. And Elijah was doing bringer shows. And you know what bringer shows when you gotta bring 10 people

in order to get 10 minutes. So he was doing a branger show. So he invited me and my boyfriend showed up and we watched them or whatever. And I was like, yo, I think I want to do this. And so the guy was like, if you bring back 10 people next week, you can go up. And I was like, oh shit, you know, I got family out there and stuff.

Right. And so my grandma and all them came. And so then I ended up doing 10 minutes. So that was my first 10 minutes at some little local spot, I believe, on sunset. That's fair. And in Los Angeles. And I didn't know much about comedy prior to that because I didn't watch a lot of TV. So you know how people say they grew up watching like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy on S&L.

Like I seen none of that. I only had went to one comedy show before I had did it. And that was Bruce Bruce in Florida. A friend took me there, was like, hey, I got some tickets to go to the show. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. And we went and saw Bruce Bruce. And at the Hollywood Improb, the one that is next to the hard rock, I think they closed it down. But that was the first time I had ever really seen stand-up.

That's five. 2010? Mm-hmm. What year? I mean, that's 2016. Now I'm going on 16 years. What money, 2010? October.

October. Yeah. That shit flying. by, ain't it? What? 16 years? 16 years. That's a height there.

Yeah. Some people think I started because of social media. Right. They think I started after that. Because I started like really kind of making my foot in social media 2017. So they think that's when I kind of started stand up, but I had already been seven years in. But on and off, though, because you know when you first start, was y'all consistent? Absolutely.

So you, when the day you started, you never took any breaks. You never stopped. No. I mean, I mean, it was a journey. Like two years. It was a job. I wasn't working hard. Yeah.

When I started taking it a business, yeah, yeah, like every day. Like, I can't stop being a comedian. Yeah. When I started taking it as a business, it was really 2014. I went on stage every night for damn there three years straight. Oh, for real? Absolutely. Yesterday.

I did it two years straight and then took a couple of years off. And then 2014 is when I was like back in it. Yeah. I'm a dick. I'm a dick. Oh, for real. I don't know. Oh, for real.

I don't know. After-it-it-it-down. Man, you're on, after about two weeks, having no shows, doing, like, doing nothing, he'd be like, man, I got to get the fucking out of it. I was telling you, but this is, this shit, like, drugs. I can't go on stage.

Shit, I'm an itching. I'm like, man, I just let me get five minutes. I gotta make the people feel. Get me a gas fight, baby. Gotta make the people feel, man. I got the-in-more shit. Two week break. Two weeks.

Yeah. That shit feels, I ain't even gonna lie though, bro. I took like a month and a half. off and when you take a, just shit like that. It's hard to start back up. It's hard to start back up. You just, like he said, it's a rush. You feel like a baby again.

You're like, how many people you got tonight? Hey, can I get a guess, but? I just need two men. I'm a teddy ass up. That's all I need. Tell you. I got some shit right on. I don't feel like I'm in this.

One joke. That's just to see if it work. I'm out of this. I ain't never felt like that. I got to go, boy. I love this shit, but. I love this shit, too. That's the only thing keeping me from

Not going crazy. Facts. You damn to get to like, once you even realize the hard word, you got to like, I, let me find ways to love this shit. Because I'm going to take care of the business, but I always want to be a baby of this particular situation. You feel me?

I don't want to never outgrow this. Because once you feel like you outgrow it, you ain't going to have fun. Because think about it, like, we love this shit so much. There was a time that we did this shit for free. Too, who you tell me? You can think of a lot of things in your life. life.

There's nothing. It ain't a lot of things that you could do like with a passion for free. And you see it working? You actually lose money when you first start doing this shit. Absolutely. Ice is sleeping in my car.

Damn. Yeah. I mean, because in L.A. used to get a lot of stage time out in San Diego. In San Diego, it's like a two-hour little trip, but sometimes you don't feel like coming right back. You know what I mean? And you out there trying to work the city or whatever

Oh, so it wasn't like that was your only option. You just was crashing. I mean, San Diego is one of them cities. Like, certain cities, you can get a hotel room for $100. San Diego is a city where hotel rooms are, on average, $300. So, yeah, I'm going to sleep in the car. And a lot of times I'm just resting my eyes for a little bit, for a couple hours. Yeah, but you weren't living in the car.

No, I wouldn't live in a car. Okay. You may have seen like I had a lot. I may get in the cold. I slept in my car. That's why I had to get a big truck. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

I do believe in struggle. Even when I moved to L.A., I had $10,000 saved up. Hey, man. Yeah. Nicar, we're the same age. He calling everybody this shit. You sure?

Yeah. What year you want? What year would you want? Nothing to. Oh, yeah. You're right. I'm your auntie. Come on, come on, man.

Some folk be exaggerating. You're 90. 88. Just older than you. Just know that. Not that old. Oh, 85. We were like the same ring to go.

But now that you are a student of the game, okay, because we love this shit, like we, everyone's like. So you always been good with the money, too. I mean, not to cut you off. I'm sitting here. Yeah, yeah, because I don't believe it, even though, and when I had the $10,000, I also had the second bedroom in my grandmother's apartment, too. So I didn't, it's not like I had to invest that money into starting, like, you know, getting a place to stay and figuring that out.

I actually had a place to stay. and I would give my grandmother, you know, a little something every week or whatever. You know, and, yeah, but I believe in being, like, financially secure. That's the reason why it took me so long to go to New York. I went to New York for two years. And I believe in just, like, living a certain type of way. I don't know. People are like, I came to L.A. with $200, nigger, a baby, and I was living in my car.

Like, I can't live life like that. Oh. Did you have shit? You got kids? No. Oh, okay. Not yet. I'm scared.

Well, I definitely struggle. But it wasn't like sleeping in the car struggle. It wasn't like homeless. I would rob somebody for a while that shit. No, it wasn't. I ain't never had that. I always had the support. I ain't going to do nothing to you.

Did you get your gun for Walmart? No. I ain't going to do nothing to you, but you better give me this shit, though. That's too strange. I'm just saying, don't be over here arguing. It ain't got to that point yet. I really need this shit. It ain't.

Hey, this shit, bro. Oh, so you got a gun. Okay. But I need this shit. Hey, man, stop. It never got to that point for me. No, no, no, no, I'm just saying. I just hated living with people, man,

especially when it ain't your shit. And you'd be out late, and you'd be having to wake people up, and you can't get in. You look homeless now. Yeah. Brough! Or when you come through the house

and they're looking like, that's why I only stay with my grandma's short period of time. They waking up and shit. This one I knew I had to be adults. See, a lot of kids don't know the transition from like, you about to be an adult, I'll stay with my mom. I stay with my mama,

and I got a little chick with me. I'm like 19. Yeah. It's probably like lamb 30. I'm still being respectful. Nick, I come to the door. I left my key, nigga. I knock on the door,

my mama comes to the door, but she barely crack it. Not barely cranked. Oh, barely crank it. I see an eye. I'm like, Mom, she's like, Goop back. I'm like, I stay, where am I going?

Yeah. I stay here. She saw the chick. You're like, uh-uh, ain't none of that. I'm like, no. You ain't about to get your dick wet up in here. Man, I got it. Was you paying rent?

Hell, yeah. Oh, well, then you should have to be in the brain to chick up in. Nah, it wasn't. It's the responsibility like, hey, gang, you're getting comfortable staying with me. Yeah. You want to get your own shit. And you want to bring holes in and not? Oh, so it was multiple holes, not just one hole.

No, it wasn't. I was just young. I was like 19. You can't. How you fuck how you fuck when you stay with somebody. Yeah. You got to be respectful. You got to be respectful.

You got to fuck all. quick and quiet and shit. You don't even know you, though. You gotta fuck on the floor. You fucking on your one blanket. You got to sleep on this blanket. You got to put it on the floor. You can't change that blanket and I don't know how long.

It's three fucks on that blanket. People in the hood. We need to change them bed sheets. Change them bedsheet. It's a must. A lot of niggins don't change their bedsheet. A lot of niggins don't have nothing to change them to. You say change them.

You mean switch them out or watch them? And asking a nigga right, they'd be like, hey, bro, we'll the last time you watch your bed sheet. He'd be like, bud,

yeah. You're supposed to watch them. Damn. And you know, you're supposed to switch your pillows out every six months. Yeah.

There's a lot of niggas out here sleeping on tea bags. You're supposed to switch out your pillows every six months. Yeah. You're supposed to get a new pillow every six months. Really every like three. Six is long.

Oh, damn. That's long. It's a lot of sleeping. What a hell where that goes. On some brown-ass pillows that look like tea. bags.

What? Mm-mm. Step your sleep game up. You sleep better game. Yeah, yeah. Sleep better for show. Get comfortable covers, my wife. And you need to know where your mattress came from.

There's a lot of people out here sleep on mattresses. They have no idea where they came from. Right. Hold up what you mean by like going to the spot and be like, I want this mattress, but where it comes from type of shit? Nah, it's just, they just ended up with this mattress. They don't know who bought that, mom. Yeah.

He didn't went to no furniture store and bought no fucking mattress. Yeah. Bought it out the trunk. And somebody gave... Hey, why I got too much? He just... I got it from their uncle who used to pee in the bed. You know what I mean?

Just pass it down. Ain't it crazy how the people who sell furniture and know exactly who needs some? Remember your first little piece of shit apartment? There always be them niggins who pull up with that truck. Hey, I'm letting this whole thing go for two on them. You throw the bed in for $1.50. You get the whole thing.

You get the dressing, all that tables, end table, all that shit. My solicitor tried to tell you rental cell. Couch. Hell no. And not, Pam. Let them fold want it down there. 30 rats for their. got their account.

Yeah. They put that shit on your credit. On your credit. Man, the folk came to the door looking for that shit one day. All I heard her had talked to was, don't go to the door and shut up. Stay still. You know what, though. Remember, they wanted their money weekly too.

But don't for them fuck want to stay outside for that shit. I know you in there. Well, the renter center don't give a fuck. They're going to give a fuck. What condition that shit is? They will still report. They want it back. Just so you want to.

Wait. Hey, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my fuck, I don't get a fuck by that shit. bro, those folks will die about that little cow. This ain't even yours, bro. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Shore. We're talking big shit in here today. Got my player partner, D.C., young flag, here with me on. Yes, sir, Skisle.

On the ones and the two. Mm-hmm. Not to be ignored by the threes and the fours. D.C., we've got a very special guest in here with us today, a funny young lady, who apparently is a great fisherman. Oh, super. Yeah. That part.

Yeah. She's good with that money. Why you playing that? She talked that shit. She's funny. She do stand-up and she do sketches. Got the internet on fire, racking up millions of views.

And she's smart. Tall to them. Talented. Like to listen to a little baby and shit. Okay. She's street a little bit, but she ain't from the street. Yeah. She's from the hood.

Jason. Down the street. She slept in the car because she was tired. She slept in her car because she was tired. Not because she had, too. You don't tell you. I had a place to stay. She had a place to say.

With furniture. And her grandma was cooking. And some clean sheets. You called to me. Come on. I wash. Her grandma was cooking there every other Sunday. Yeah.

For sure. Good. Home cooking me. Soul food. That's why I could be a potential for high blood pressure and diabetes right now. Uh-uh. Don't claim it. Did you really live life if you don't get it?

Okay. Don't worry about that. But like I said, a very funny young lady. This Daphanyx Springs is in the L.S. Debbie! Oh, I don't work hard, but when I do it, look good on TV. I'm trying to see it. It looked good on TV.

Definitely, welcome to the 85 South show. I'm happy to be here. We're happy to have. ATL, ho. We don't have been on shows, multiple shows together. Our last one we did together was Martin Lawrence. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

We did cat. No, you did cat. Mm-hmm. You did cat. So you do big shit. You're on tour with Martin and cat and who else? That's it. They're the biggest?

Yeah. Most dead. Shit, them two good people. people to be on the road with. Mm-hmm. That's a lot of games. It's a lot of games. Yeah, you be on them type of show.

You had to come back out and see what the fuck. Yeah, you know what? But it's very humbling because you go out there and you perform it in front of 5 to 10 to 15,000, 20,000 people and then you go back to a city and you perform in front of like 200. The shit is very humbling. That's the grind, though. You think it's humbling? Hell yeah.

What, you don't like doing the comedy club? on the comedy club? I love doing the comedy clubs. But it's like when you're experiencing life at this level and then you got to go back to this level and then sometimes go back to this level, you don't see that different? I do see the difference, but I always looked at it different. How you look at it? I looked at it like these 200 is what get me ready for these 20,000.

Right. These 200 ain't going to lie to me. These 200 don't know that this is my gym. We in response. Because if I can hear some shit in here, think about it. taking some shit that can make. 200 people left. And then you times 10 that, that's some good shit.

That mean you really doing some. That mean they coming to see you as the 200. The same way you, like, the people coming to make your day, you make it make it make it. Right. They're like, shit, I probably ain't going to be able to catch you for it in my little $10 spot no more. My little Tuesday night. Okay. Right.

So I always looked at that like, like the movie 300. Yeah. Shit, this is what a real fight at. For sure. Got to go spawn them coming to the club. Hell yeah. That's what we can control our career, especially when we ain't got to deal with the industry.

It's cool to do the big, big shows, but you cannot go back into the small clubs to really understand and get the essence of being a stand-up comedian, the tone, the time, the laughter, the intense. That's the real fun. That's the real fun. When you're in the back of the comedy club with your comedian friends and y'all know you're about to go up there and rip that bitch right yeah

that's the turn up you get what i'm saying and then it's that's that's take that and and then you just made the whole set now now you got some shit good enough to go get you a job now okay oh all some shit you was working on for 200 people for sure for sure that shit go get you some work you to lock then a year now okay a tour a tv show something that's gonna pay you more than one Talk to them. Shit, that's the work I want. Don't give me one ticket. Oh.

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show on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Y'all be getting them 18 cent residual checks? I love it. Hey, boy. Stacked them too. You know what? Because when they show up... Get 10 on, boy, that's $1.18. That mean the Bit Boys is on the way.

Okay. That's $1.18. I didn't fuck with them at first. But then once I found out, that if you don't cash them, they won't send the rest of them. Oh, for real? Man, come on. They keep the track of it. Because if you don't cash them, it's going to throw their shit off.

$2 and $3 in me. So you have to take all those shit to the bank. Or it's going to hold up your big shit. I'll just be like, shit, let me come pick it up and give me that postage and that envelope money, too. I save everything. I have got one for zero. Oh, for real? Yeah, just a...

I did a $0.2. Now, two cents did it did pick me to fuck off, though. Two cents. Two cent was, and I didn't even want to go in there and cash it like I need the two cents. And they seen 25. But I put it in there with a restaurant. Yeah, you got to fold it up in the middle. Just in case she caught him to not.

25 of them. Like, man, two cents, man, don't do that, man. I don't wait my time. I had 40 checks one time for a hundred dollars, even. Even. They'll try your blue moon. But opening that first one lets you know what's about to happen. Right.

If that first one looking healthy, you're good. Yeah. Like these the ones I've been waiting on. The streaming service cool, but I met TV TV. TV? Oh, yeah. When she was on TV TV? Yeah.

That's why a nigga be on, they don't understand. Fault, like the Martin show, Jamie Fox show, Fred Pryl, award the Cobby show, even the way and brunt. Anytime you see any one of them shows on TV, man, listen to here, man. Oh, my goodness. But the streaming shows aren't given results. Yeah. But they get them 27 cents checks too.

Nah. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say they do. They do have a cycle with them. They do get a cycle, but we're talking about shit they've been on before we even got on TV. At a time when TV with TV. They say Jerry Seinfeld get $100 million at least every year in residuals.

Good. That's good. Even if that's cap, I know he gets $10 million. Even if that's cap. He's going to get $10 million off the residuals just off Seinfeld. Every time you hear that pika pika pika. I just tried to get into that shit. I saw her.

I just hit that piqu-p-d-d-d-d-dain. I was like, that they cutaway music. What's going on? Marijuana? He got this nigger. He covered Kramer. I'm like, boy, I can like get into this shit. Yeah.

What's called nigg-niggas, man? Yeah. Kramer. Kramer is that? He erasing. Man. I fuck with Sinefield, though. Furner and male gifts.

What the hell Mel Gibson do? Mel Gibson. What man say? Oh, he said I hope you get... By a pack of niggas. Yeah, not just one nigger, a pack. Hold on. You ain't talking about lethal weapon, man.

Yeah. Why, what the fuck he say? Hey, he went crazy and... Rick! Yeah. Called him... A pack a nigger. What the fuck, Riggs say?

You know, a pack is at least 12. 12 niggas. Yeah. And the gloves for left your ass in that rain. Fuck what? I think Eric. Everybody going to make a life out a whole lot sooner than they think. You just got to come to the fact that all white people say the word, niggins.

Oh, I know they say the word niggins. Don't let it shock you no more. I ain't even going to lie. No, no, yeah, he said, I called his head. What? He used to be a dope fan. He was cool, though. He ain't mean, you can tell, but I could tell you somebody to let him see it.

But I didn't. Somebody let him say it. Somebody let him see it, but I didn't. He was like, my bad, you know. You get delivery zone. Okay, on the minute. They be raised up. They be able to go straight.

I'm like, say this shit no more. Do y'all let people say nigger down here? Who? Because I know on the West Coast, they let everybody say nigger. No, we don't let nobody do that. No, no, no. Mexican say nigger. Asian say nigger.

Mexican say nigger. White say nigger. Not down here. Not down here. Not down here. I don't give a fuck with nobody. Not down here in Georgia. You say that shit if you want to do.

You meant that. All right. It's going to be some nigg going to be like. And they say, man, I've been waiting for this shit, man. I be fucked up. Yeah, don't call them. Call them. All right, man.

All right, man. Yeah, I ain't know how, man. Well, you apologize. Then you got to drag him out. They always apologize right before the ass loop and get them. Come on. I didn't say that. Listen, man, hey, I didn't say that.

You, that you did. All right, all right. I'm sorry. Why you got to be sorry for, bro? Now you got, now you're trying to make that angry, bro. Nah, you provoke that shit. You bullshit. What about if you're performing, right?

You're a rapper. What? You got, you got, you say, nigger, 10 times in your songs. You're looking out in the audience. You got all these people that don't look like you said, nigger, nigga, nigga, nigga back to you. Look up in the sky. Look up in the sky.

Look up in the sky. Look up in the guy. At that point, they be like, hey, yeah. At that point, I just hear voices. I don't know who said that thing. You rapping that shit. You're looking at them saying. Yeah.

Oh, for real. Oh, for real. You know, you said a niggil. Go beat up 10,000 white. Man, you ain't going to do that. Mm-mm. They're not calling you, niggins. Some people don't give a fuck.

They hold the microphone to the crowd. Into my. Ha! Ha! Y'all know y'all ain't supposed to be saying that shit. They know. They know it too, but they know that's the only time they can get it out. They still don't say it hard in them concert.

They didn't ran out of shit when they got to do that. What you think they're doing that? We can say that. Because you normally don't even say, nigger, that loud. Well, the white folks are saying they're out of that shit at the little concert, bro. They say with being in that concert? When they call their friends, what do you think they say? What's up, nigger?

Bro, they said, bro. They talk to each other the same way we do. Yeah. We made that shit look so good. They don't even understand why they don't supposed to be saying it no more. In white culture, there's a part in their life where they sit around and try to be black. They get drunk and they be like, well, my, nigger. You're like, I don't know.

Give me some, nigger. They're like, bro, yeah. When we are in around, they were like, they're cool as hell. It's only when they're around us, they ain't cool. Bro. When ain't nobody around but white people, they be like, nigger. They say it right and everything. All the time.

Ain't no stuttering. They ain't no, hey, what's up, nigga? No, they be saying this. They talk like niggas when ain't no niggins right. I'm telling you. I'm like, my boy, I'm some hos coming through. You know, I'm driving straight wee-wee-wee-off in. They ain't dropping off dick, just wee-wee-wee.

Hey, wee-wee. Yeah. Hit her with the deadling. We don't need B-HR. Drop that shit off. Yeah, I gave her some peter whack. And no, not to say that, no, we don't play that shit down in here, not in the sire.

That's why we say the sire. Like, don't play that in the sire. That's the emergency word. Yeah. They didn't ran out of everything. Like, that's the break in case of emergency. Even the racists know that if they say that, they're ready to fight, because they know what fit to come with.

You know what? Yeah, come on with it. Come on with it. I know you're coming. I'm on you coming. Come on with it. Oh, well, this nigga rat. Oh, we're for the thump.

Let go. And they always get, racists always get knocked out with one punch. Yeah. Okay. What about this scenario? What if you see two white dudes about to fight? And they squared up.

And he's like, come on, nigga. Dude, you stop him or he? Like, hey, hey, oh, man. Oh, man. It depends on who wins. Guy has. Got a go who eight. Go thump and.

that. I'm gonna beat the winner. Hey, certain parts of the South. The white people gonna whoop whoever ass said that. I didn't seen that happen. Fat. Now, now, we can't say that. I do like when white people step up and you like, you let... No, hold on, D.C.

man. I can't let him talk to you like that, man. Let me do it. No, man. I want to raise like that. You don't talk to nobody like that, man. Let me do it. Hey, I'm kick his ass, man. No, man. You're my friend. You're my friend. You're a friend. Get his ass.

I don't play that shit, man. You ever see the racist? I mean, somebody who tried to protect you and they end up saying the shit? Hold on. Don't talk to my black friend like that. Listen, man. You don't say a nigger.

And you're like, whoa, you just said it. Now we both. Did you just call him a fucking nigger? What? Wait, wait, wait. They're trying to get to that too. Everybody got to say it. Everybody got to say it.

Don't say, nigger, nigger, nigger. Hey, go. Come over here. You just caught me there. Yeah, come over here. He all on the phone. God damn, I had to whoop somebody asked. Call Josh a nigger.

Oh, my god damn, bro. You don't say that shit. Don't say that shit no more, Chris. Man, the party was going good to they just start dropping the nigger word. What? You're stupid. You just said it 50 goddamn time, right? It's something about it.

When they slip up once and come out and then keep on cut. Hey, buddy. I want you to hear me when I say this, there ain't no niggers at this bar. There ain't no niggers at this bar. All we have here is. All we have here. People. Ain't no niggas at this part. For show, for show.

If they have to say that, they lost. You already won the verbal part. I swung everything, bro. That mean they so, they are so pissed off. 40% of K, well, majority of KKK, bro. That shit was self-taught. And my four season, they ain't got no love, bro. All them KKK niggas, who like,

what you call that, uh, refrain from that shit? What you call that shit? the fucking KKK Don't niggas find out, bro, we loving people, good-hearted people. Those niggas got me want to hug, gang.

You know what? A lot of them be having abusive fathers and shit. They be coming a person, and it'd be like, yo, white people did this shit to you. Why are you mad at niggas? It's like when you're about to fight

somebody and somebody laugh, you're like, yo, fuck you, what you're laughing for, bitch? Right, like, come on. Oh, you're about to fight this person. A lot of them people who be in them group, they don't never even see no black people, though.

I some of them quit just because they got tired of hearing about. Listen here, man, I ain't seen no black folks. I hear you. We're going to fuck up when we see them. But where are we going to fucking see them? They're not coming over here, man. We ain't take a fucking road trip or something. I'm ready to do some shit, man.

We really be strange. Man, come on. Are they ever going to show up? You said they would pull up on us, just be ready, man. I haven't seen a fuck thing, man. That's true too, though. Because back in the day, they used to have to go find niggas. They used to ride around.

They used to ride around looking for niggas. Get on the horse. And the horse would sniff the nigger out and then that's how they found. What are you niggins doing? Can't even do shit. I ain't did shit. Turn around. They make a U-turn? That just lets you know. That just let you know. I saw you

and I'm coming. No. Can't do it. After all of that shit, though, we still ain't never. But we still here? Yeah. I just said, bro. my little king there were 19 668 the niggas said on the fucking

country but you gotta watch the little policy shit what if niggas did all that shit back what if the nags like what if niggas did all that shit back slavery like retaliated every time can you imagine we'd be letting so much shit slap like nowadays are back in the day

I'm back in the day like all that evil shit that they did what if every nigga just took it amongst their self to get revenge what if niggas slid for everything that ever happened I ain't ready for that. That's a revolution. I had to give her kids today.

It was the same thing anyway. That's a real revolution. I just said once it pop out, it's going to be a civil war. It's a real revolution. Folks got to die for a revolution. Folk got to die for a revolution to be like, all right.

They're tripping. They're tripping. But like I was saying, the nigg got on the fucking stand with the politics and said that these niggas is trying to save the white race that they're scared. They're going to be the minority.

I'm like, gang. They are, though. I don't give a fuck if that's going to be true. My nigga. Black people are about to be a minority, too, Black Americans. But that they let you know that this is what you're scared of. Y'all are already in the system? They hired black people.

They had black people. What you mean hiding black people? It's way more black people than they want you to know. I believe that, but our birth rate is down, though. It is down. It doesn't matter. Bro, we're not the abortions. I don't feel like we were up.

It don't matter. We fuck fast. We can get these numbers up in three summers if we wanted to. Well, we're going to know. need you to have more than one kid. Well, I mean, when it comes down to that, I definitely do my part. Turn up. Turn up.

I felt like we've been to the game. Something to the game. I get, I pick up two big moments. You know why? You feel like we probably have always been to my majority. It's because black people never used to do the senses. Remember, they used to come around to your door and give you the sense. Niggas will never feel that shit.

I'm like, I want to be a house. Niggins would have. Get your bitch your ass on, man. It's just me and my baby live. You and your baby. All right. Two. Man.

Seven niggas in the basement. Yeah. In the basement. I mean, fucked up. Two at the foot. Two at the head. But if you think about it, how many people in America? 344 men?

Yeah. You know how many black folks in Ghana? And where? In Ghana? 268 million. It's a hot hell we're the minority. Oh, no. White people numbers have decreased, though, because you remember they used to be 10% of the world population.

They're down to, they're doing doing down to seven percent. It was never down. Everybody had been fucking. since we got here. Yeah. We have been populated since we got here. Nobody, it's people have,

it's been genocide. People have been killed, but people have been fucking. What we do, everything we touch is just be black. It don't matter what it is. What's your cup? Yeah.

Because when we think a motherfucker down, it's black and black on black on black. And then he got on their cup and got the talking like, my great woman. Because listen. What's going on? But fucking going on too

It's war and peace You got to make love you I'm not saying What is you talking about, man We've been fucking, bro We've been fucking, bro We've been here I think it's a lot more black people

In America than they're telling us about We never been to minority You think we more than 12% I think so We never been in minority I really think we're about 20% For real I just don't think they count to everybody

Because ain't nobody Ain't nobody ask the shit We ain't never been to my daughter. I feel like most of the statistics about black people is wrong because they don't ask us shit. And not only that, I know at least a whole bunch of niggas who check Native American on their applications too. So we're losing them niggins when they should really be over here with us. Their niggins really are Native Americans, though. Oh, I know that, but if you check it, they're not keeping the count.

You know what I mean? That's crazy. I'm just a Negro who've been in America for a long time. That's all live. America just mean niggas who just, this is where you at. A whole bunch of people that just came in. Everybody from somewhere. I don't think we came, though.

I think I was, I'm a descendant of the niggas who was already here, though. That could be true, too. Musa Moussa, a brother had already traveled to the Americas. And Native Americans are from Siberia. We was dabbling dabbling with the Natives. Always. But I'm saying, the ones who was dibling and dabbling, them my people. That's what I'm saying.

The niggas who was, yeah. You look like old dibbling, dabbling-ass niggas. Yeah. My people just ain't come over. He didn't just on the fuck with niggins. They came to fuck with them. They made them. Long hair, pretty hair, yeah.

Especially with my grandmother's side. But my people didn't have to come here. They was here. My grandmother's side was already here. Yeah, black people already were on. They looked over there and they were like, man, what the fuck they got going on? Yeah. See, I think my dad decided to slav.

And all niggas weren't slaves. No. I think my dad decided with the slave. Fuck that bullshit. I'm saying, we got some in the family, but all black people wasn't slaves. There was some free niggies out here, too. Yeah, it was. You said they would?

There was some niggas that were free. Them the people that I'm from. The ones who ain't never be. The ones who changed their name to Freeman. Yeah. The ones who worked downtown and shit. Yeah. Yeah.

But I still had. You know, but I have the family out in the field too. Nobody you connected with. In the family. But my main descendants was probably free. Ooh. My own, I can't say that because I got old-laid folks from my family. My great-grandma, I moved for a show.

They all did, but I'm saying. My grandma picked cotton. She'll tell you for sure she picked it. I was out there, I was not you. I was like, damn, grandma. Yeah, my grandma said that too. Yeah, yeah. But it was a job, it wasn't a slave.

Yeah, it was. It was kind of like, you can get paid and go home. But it wasn't a lot of money, though. They were sharecropper. They were sharecropper. But, niggas, $2.50. That ain't shit. That was my granddad.

He was telling me him and my uncle got into a fight. They said, shit, we had to stop the mule. We stopped the mule. Fuck that shit. Had to pull the mules over and hit. Pull the mule. We stopped the mule. We got the fucking right down.

That's back when you could have a, when you were sharecropping, you had to go remind the white man how much he owe you. Yeah, because he'll try to, he'll try to act like he'll owe you. Mr. White, now you owe me $1.75. I want some of my money. I don't owe you no $1.75. I owe you $75. No, sir.

It owes me $1.75. And I want my money. Why won't you just pay that man? Don't sass me, boy. That's what started on the old shit. I want my money. I got it. I'll take care.

Next thing you know the whole town on fire. Okay. What happened, Mr. White? He raised his voice at me. We're going to go down there and show those niggers who bought. That boy ain't raise his voice at you. You don't want to pay him. $1.75.

We're not going to start that in my town. If you're not going to treat the niggas right. What do he do, though? Don't work with it. He got mad, though. He got mad, though. He did, sash me. He raised his voice. You got to change.

Hey, Mr. White. You got to stop drinking, man. Yeah. That boy, that cut your back. And then the ones who have your back be like, these are some good niggas right here. Like, damn, sir, I've got to be a nigg. He's still going to burn that shit down.

You're trying to protest me. You're going to burn that shit down. Down here, Sunflower County. We treat our nicks better than that. Still calling me. Yeah. You're going to get caught. They're never going to not do that.

But like I said, what else do they have? Oh, they got monkey nowadays. That's their new shit. Yeah, they've been going crazy with monkey. They've been going crazy with monkey lately. I don't have been calling the monkey a couple of times on the internet. They're going crazy with monkey. I say, that'll get that one whoop too down here.

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I don't know what they do. That's their racism, too. And you know, Spanish is just Negro. Negro. Everything got a twist and the twine. Yeah. Right. But that's the thing we got to do as black people.

We can't let them define us. We got to come up with our own shit. We've been doing that anyway. Yeah, we gotta make up our own shit. But when you call a white person a cracker, they don't even really get offended by that shit. It's not to offend them. It's to let them know what kind of white people we know they are. Yeah.

Cracker-ass cracker. They just feel like... They don't even can about this shit. Right. They don't care. They're like... Who came up with hunky? It was like, I ain't get that one.

No, that was a good one. Yeah, hunky? That one did numbers. Why? Because they was hunkin'n'n'n. Why don't you've always hunking their horn? Where did hunky come from? I don't know.

Now, we do got some good fans. That's how they white. They do fuck with us. I know a lot of white people that don't give a fuck. They don't like white people. They don't care about that. Yeah. I don't know, but Hunky was a black man favorite from the 60s and 70s, probably the 50s, too.

Oh, it went back that far? Oh, hell yeah. White people have always had names for white people. They just, they don't have the same effect. They don't affect them, that's my point. You know what, we don't have to just like want to call them that, you feel what I'm saying? They just, they come with the disrespect. They're like, all right, you turn us up then.

You know what hurt white people the most? What? This can really trigger them. What? Saying you're poor and white in America, that triggers them. I did, I said that to one of them. I was like, you're poor. And he called me a nigger.

That's he hurt. You see why they're trying to quit. I said, oh my God, and I did it in a condoce anyway. I said, oh, my God, you're in your 50s. I have more money than you, and I'm black. And he was like, you fucking nigger. I was like, yep, got you. And I just laughed.

You've been on this for 60 years and you white and poor? That is crazy work. That's nasty work. That is nasty work. That is nasty work. Oh, my God. You are a dixon. You're a nigger.

You can say niggins because we most niggins. Pop your shit on the head. That's the one thing to get them. When they, at their last dime, which a lot of them are? Their tires flat, ain't got no real, you know, trash it on this. Yeah, it hits. They can't call you a niggins.

They can go get along. But he can't put broke in front of them. Yeah. They can go get along. They can be on their last little dime. Go get along. No, they can't. They can't do shit.

They didn't deny. They're calling my phone left and right offering me long. For real? Yeah, I'm white on paper. Fuck you're talking about. Yeah, I'm talking about. Type shit. Poor white people.

He's fucking them up. Okay. They think somebody coming to save them. Oh, no, it's a rap. Yeah. I should owe it. But you know what? They said...

You can use your white privilege. Yeah, I think they said what in the 1600s, they created whiteness. Because back in, back during, um, during, I don't know if it was the 1600s or the 1800s. But white people and black people used to get together. And do what? And up. rise to government. And then the government

created whiteness separating them from black people, right? And so once they had whiteness, then they felt like, oh, we better than niggas. So now the government can never be overturned because you created a division. But if you keep

both people and let them know, okay, we actually are the same because we're at this level, then you'll uprise together. You'll rise together against the government. And so that's when they created whiteness because they wanted to always have somebody on their side. They had to up their plan feel.

Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because poor white people used to, they used to, they'll come together with black people. Shit, fuck the government. They need that. They're trying to take this shit down.

Yeah. Yeah. But then they created whiteness and they were like, oh, no, we better than y'all. That was a good play by the government. Yeah, very good play. That's one motherfucker you don't want no smoke with. Some poor white people. They're not about to give up.

What they're going to do? Man, they're going to fight for them. And they know how to shoot guns, like, very early. They're hard to go against. Because I went to the gun range. They started training their kids at 10 years old. I saw a little eight-year-old on his knees with a rifle. I said, look at this little fucking pre-school shooter up in this bitch.

What the fuck? Child, he looked like it. He had a good aim. He'd go in and kill about 30 students. Don't say that. In seconds. I'm telling you. That's what I saw.

You are cold. That's some of the most savage shit that is ever been sick. I'm telling you what I saw at the gun range. Who are you yelling at? I ain't made this shit up. You yelling at me? White folk definitely be on their other shit, though. Yeah.

They train their kids early. All right. That's why we got to stay scrapped. That ain't going to help. No. They got more guns. Because the shit that they're going to use, it ain't even going to be gun. Revolutionary.

Ah. They already killed this. Revolutionary. They're planting this shit out already. They put plastic in all the food. Everything you like is bad for you. Fentina is killing all the drug. They can get rid of drugs at.

But ain't no more crack yet. No, they don't want no more drug at it. I'm like, nobody do crack no more. You're like, crack shit. Crackheads used to have speed. Crack is really whack. They smoke crack on their way to get turned on. Yeah.

But that fentanyl will be having them hung over like this. That's what they like that. Frank used to have you make you work and shit. I seen the crackhead other day. He said, but don't call me that. I ain't dead that thing in my fine year. I said, nigga, what you doing now? He on that other shit.

Ain't no more crack. No more. It's over with it. Done. Don't act like you're missing. When you see drug addicts, do you call them about a specific drug? Because my grandmother, she always followed me telling me people in the family on drugs. She was like, baby, he owned drugs.

And I say, grandma, what type of drugs? Uh-huh. And she'd be like, baby, I don't know he on drugs. But you know, we actually name. the drugs, we're like, yo, that nigga on meth, he on crack. So sometimes I tell my grandma, my grandma, you got to go back and get specifics. Is the person running from the house or staying in the house?

Because staying in the house is weed. You know what I mean? Running from the house is usually crack. You know, so she, I was like, grandma, you got to be specific. So what's she saying? Sometimes, come to find out the nigger was just smoking weed. Maybe he isn't there just laid up on the couch. Doing drugs? Just doing drugs.

Just doing all the drugs. Isn't that laid up? Got the house thinking. I'm on drugs. on drugs. Baby, he's just heating up all the food. All the food just on drugs. Shout out the backwoods for keeping me on drugs.

Told that boy he stopped smoking that crack. He's in there on them drug. Damn, he's just doing drugs. Drugs. My girlfriend don't know. He called everything drugs. He called everything drugs. The nigga was smoking cigarettes.

She said he was on drugs. See? I mean, when I told my mama I smoked weed, that was she was skilled her. She didn't want me to be on crack. I said, I don't love weed. I don't want to keep on some drugs, weed. I said, baby, let's see, I'm how to see, I'm

And this is making me laugh like a motherfucker. Just chill. But I told I was good, bro. Tea chain called in three months. Got my grades up. I didn't start smoking smoking weed till I was about 18 for real. Oh, for real?

You missed. Hell, yeah. I was still living at home. The first. I moved out. At the end of, like, as soon as I graduated, I moved out. So, like, all way up until then.

I ain't trying to tell kids to do nothing. I moved out. I'm talking about my life. As soon as I turned 18, I moved out. I was smoking in the 10th. every day. And my mama used to be like, Hey,

every day. Hey, I found your weed. I put your weed over there in the top drawer. So if you're looking for your weed, I put your weed over there. That was your mama? Yeah.

She was just letting me know that she found the weed. Right. But I would never acknowledge it. Yeah, that weed you had. I put it in that top drawer over there. So if you're looking for your weed, that's where your weed is.

Because if I find some more weed, I'll probably just put it right there because they probably you can keep your weed right there. That's crazy. That's really why I had to move out because I had left some weed in my room.

It was so loud. Ooh. Smelt like a pound. And how much fucking weed you got in? Gotta go. Just a little bit. A little bit.

Yeah, they thought I had a bunch of weed. I had to tell my mama because at that time, I just had to. I was like, I got to tell her. It's going to be, I can't hide this year. So let me tell her. What I tell it, it was autopilot. 10, 11, 12, every day show.

18. I always wonder what the people who struggle with weed. Like, what the fuck is y'all doing? How you let weed be your struggle? What you mean by struggle? It's like a fun drug. It's a fun drug. You ain't know.

Like, struggle like how? Like, they let it affect their whole life. And then they were like, I had to stop smoking weed to get my life together. Now, some people need that, though. It's a distraction. Sometimes weed make them stop and be sluggish and be all complacent and shit Don't want to do shit

You gotta stop smoking weed man Just get your mind right man just focus Sober mind I don't mess with weed at all Don't I tried weed um one time at a party Hanging out with some people And I smoked it and it took a little while to hit me

And this girl she came up to me And she started talking to me And she was like I just wanted to meet you What's your name And so I thought it was the weed So I started talking back to her in a stutter and come to find out she really had a real stutter.

So you started talking about like, look, blah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you were eye at hell. You mean me. I was eye at hell. Out of there. That would have shit to do with the weed. She didn't want to do it. Blame it on the weed.

That's fucked up. How is that fucked up? That's fucked up, man. I thought the weed make you stutter. Nope. Man, I missed the goofy days on the weed. You remember the goofy day? The goofy day, every time you smoke, you got goofy.

You just, you would just get it. I don't know what we could do or say. I don't know when we hit this blood, everything's funny. But now that you look back, let's go already. Hold on. Looking back. Ah, ha. I like that weed has a break in it.

Nah, we used to make you laugh like a mother. Oh, really? Yes. We used to make you so silly. They don't have no silly weed no more. I think that what made us addicted, bro, because we had a good time. But think about where we was at in life, bro. We didn't have no.

bills. That's why it was so funny. Because we were doing it just for fun. We would make us laugh now if we had the same number of responsibilities as we did back then. Life would be kicking our ass. Now instead of laughing, we is putting us back together as adults.

Keep your ass-struck. Man, we hit that weed. It's just like you can really, you can be this man. All your little check on your bills and be like, well at least we got somewhere to stay. I love you too, baby. For sure, for sure. I love you too, baby.

Love you too. Yeah. Shit real out here. I just want to laugh again. You know you fucked up when you have to make a decision with this much weed. You can sit here and smoke all of this tonight, but you know if you wake up and you ain't got no blood. You got ration your own weed out. Look at us.

And you're living with some vultures, so you can't just. So you can't just leave it in their ashtray. You gotta put that motherfucker back. And put it up under your pillow. You gotta put that mullah up. You gotta take this witch. They're going in the room with me. They got smoked that whole thing.

This mother's for work weed. That's all weed is, is a pacifier for grown people. Are you stupid? I definitely be looking for them time we've laughed again. You laugh again. Every blue moon, you'll catch you a little funny, pat. A little silly weed. He'll catch you a little ha ha ha, ha, ha, every blue moon.

Every blue moon. It seemed like the weed got the seasons on it. Silly pat, bill pat. Well, now it ain't the weed. The weed ain't the same weeds y'all used to smoke, though. Nah, it was way stronger back then. You think so? I know for sure.

I feel like it got more chemicals in it now. No, sir. We wouldn't be able to smoke that cushy. They're tricking us because it's pretty. That was in 2005. Because the weed pretty. We wouldn't be able to smoke that straight to the face like that, bro. Our lungs wouldn't be able to, no, that were real weed, man.

That was real weed. The weed they got, they got nothing on that shit, though, back then. You had to have a set up, you had to have a bill. You had to have some water. What? Because you got one blunt of cush, but you got to pace yourself when you smoked this. Was it cheaper back in the day? Really, puff, paw, it was real.

It was puff, puff, puff, puff. Pass, nigger. Don't take a extra puff. Don't take three-four of them thing. Give me two and pass. Plus, it is most of the weed that's in the south is indica. Mm. That sleepy weed. That sleepy weed. You don't know that.

That cush was straight in the... That perk, when perk came out, that's a young nigger, but I wasn't even supposed to be smoking those shit like that. 16, 17, smoking cuss and perp. I was grown and broke. I was smoking that shit on a cage. on occasions. That was my celebratory weed.

Ah! Niggie smoked that, a niggie hit a leak on our- I don't have three shows in a row when we smoked it purple and cush and shit like that. When it's regular season, it's, ooh. Big bag of goddamn mid. It's so much weed in here for $25. I don't know. I don't even know if this nigger looking out for me or he just don't want it.

It got to be bad. He doesn't get you too much. Man, when you can spend $25 and roll damn near 15 blunts, Big long-ass buzz. We had some rough summer smoking that mid, bud. We had some rough summer smoking that mid, bud. Hot summer. Hit it.

That shit that'd be sticky when you break it down. It'd make the ground to stick it together. You can't even get it out the ground. I hate that shit. Yeah, we didn't been through it with the weed. I'm glad you don't smoke it. Yeah. Aw, y'all lost me.

What's next? What's you about to get into? What's coming up for you? Shit, just the same old shit. It seemed like the industry done slow. down a little bit. For who? Oh, for me.

Oh, no. No, I'm saying like in what part? You're talking about in what part? Like, just feel like, you know, with the strike, shit just ain't never really get back to how I used to be back in the day. That's why stand-up is the way you can control your career. You ain't got to worry about the strike, you're worried about the industry. That's why we got to keep moving the way we move.

Keep creating our own outlets. Yeah. Platform like this. Yeah. And depending on somebody else to get you no job. You got to damn create that bit. Utilize what you got. Utilize what's in front of you.

And I use the industry method and apply it. That don't mean I'm over here in a system. I'm just using the method. You feel me? Give me y'all what y'all need. We got to go to y'all. The opposite message. We got to let the industry know.

We fought with them. No, for sure. We fought with the industry. Y'all got some work over there? Yeah. Go on call out of us too. We ain't never said we ain't want to these work. Yeah.

For sure, for sure. We're just doing this shit to keep us busy. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know, so when y'all called us to work, we'll be ready to do it. Call to me. Already prepared. Don't have to get ready because we're already ready.

Because we were just talking about how they don't listen. They don't listen. We listen. Well, we thought y'all says y'all ain't want none of this industry shit. No. Ain't nobody said that. Yeah, call me. We call me.

Call me. Call me on the Tuesday at 8 a.m. I could be there by 10. But the crate part about I got to feature in the schedule. Ooh, you got a schedule. A nigga be doing it big. I gotta fit you in the schedule. You know?

Nah, it's, it's scarcity. So you gotta make sure you're the man. Oh, you were looking for me. Ah, somebody else was too, and they already got that time, shawdy. I ain't know you be working. I ain't know you know. I ain't know. I'm just gonna go on tell them.

I'm just gonna go on tell them. Don't call me for the shit that you want everybody for. You gotta call me. me for the shit that you need me for. Damn, I wanted one of the wins, but you just spit all over. I didn't know you ate chicken. Yeah, I do. That's extra sauce.

Damn. It happened. What you said? What you said? What you just say, though, you were dropping something. Don't call. Just call me for the shit you need me for. Yeah.

Just you. Specifically. I'll do an audition if you feel like a nigga, you know what I'm saying, run up. You know what I mean? I can show you something. But I'm saying, if they want you, they want you. Don't bring me over there if they already know they want you. I see what you saying.

But you know what? Don't wait for time. But if it's union, you know they have to audition other people. You know that right. That's in the bylaw. You might have got a role for this person but then seen some other shit. He'd be like, no, I got to write him in. It's something else.

You in there. You feel, me? I don't mind the process. That's one. Just don't waste my time. They're going to add one more motherfucker. And they already know who they want for that spot too. So quit fucking or whatever.

You know the game. And why we over here doing our things. Call who you want. We ain't on nobody to give us a podcast. I know that's right. We got us a podcast. We didn't wait for nobody to put us in the studio. Because we didn't have been locked out of the studio before.

So we got us a studio. This is really a TV show. Can't get locked out of them because we got the key gang. We got the code and the along game. I remember we were locked out and then had a code. And the four went picking out the phone. We were like, done. And the four stopped picking on the phone.

We were like, done. Got that cut. Shit crap. Well. We didn't do the park ass in the park lot. Forget what? Our equipment was in the bill. Okay, let me get my shit.

We can't, because they ain't picked her to fall. Oh, Lord. We fucked up out here, cups. Okay. Can't call the police because you got weed on you. You think what I'm saying? So we just got a whole tight. Okay.

And you remember when it wasn't even out of shit? We were using their shit. Come on, man. We were using that shit, all that shit. So we had to really be polite. So when they come back, they don't look like nothing but touch. Oh, wasn't no smoker. Oh.

Ain't no none of that. Have you ever been some? somewhere where a motherfucker got to come back with it looked like in a bit touch. We dare look out to talk all the way from the mics. So a nigga won't smell our breath on eight. Somebody got talking to these motherfuck tomorrow. Walking on eggshells. There's somebody else yet.

Oh, no. Spreading the breeze on the way out. Come on, man. We made it work, though. Made it work, though. Folks seen the ground. Thank you, Lord. Okay.

Now y'all got an app. You can smoke in here. You did what I'm saying? You can smoke in here. You can't got net flippers. You can get a chance. Come on. You can't smoke no cigarette, that's her.

You can't smoke no cigarette. Why you can't smoke a cigarette? Hell no. You're going to take your stressing ass outside. You need to go be by yourself. You need to go goddamn mediate, slow walk. What if I want to go back to the 80s and smoke a little crack? You can do that outside, too.

We can't get what? We're going to be talking about your ass in here. Yeah, because if we catch you smoking crack in our bathroom, you're uninvited. I'm telling you. Because our bathroom ain't soundproof we're gonna hit.

You can hear when the silk can hear when they hit the crack and slide down the wall. Hey, what the fuck you're doing? I'm gonna pop in there, man. Ain't nothing to be ain't no oven

in no bathroom. That motherfucker that motherfucker. Hey. Oh, Lord. Hey, what's you doing or not? You got to smoke crack outside.

What that is? That thing. Oh, hey. Hey. I don't know that sound. You got a smoke crack in your car. Hey, that smoke crack, gait. That's that when they're morpher can get black on the outside.

That's the rule. You can't do no drugs up in here. Nope. If you got to hit the powder, you got to go do that shit in your own car. Do that shit in the car. Yeah, you got to pull off, too. How long you got to wait to come back in? You got to let the winter down, roll down the winter for a minute.

Yeah, you can't even snop powder in the iron parking lot. Yeah, no, take your ass on. Mm-mm. So do that before you leave the house. Don't even pull up. For real, for real. Don't even pull it back up, gang. You go get up anyway.

He ain't going to pull back up. Man, I'm going to go ahead and do what I need to do. What time is you go start? Man, I'm going to be back. I'm going to be mad. No, you're not. I'm talking. I ain't back.

No, you're not. Mm-mm. Hey, man. I got to get my brother right. He can go to rehab. He's going to rehab. Really? He told me one thing, though.

He said, but you don't take me no well where they got it in now. He said, you being in there, and he'd be like, you want to hit this. Nick, I'm trying to get clean, man. But you know how I'm hit it? I said, leave me honest. He ready? He ready. He ready.

I told him, I said I had something for him, but I ain't going to get to you until you go to get in now. He's going to get right. He can do it, too. If you want to. This is the tribe. This is it. After this, I ain't, man. K-Force a niggins.

That's what he want to do. They're gonna be in there in a little circle telling everything. Listen, man, I ain't really want to do this this time, but my little brother, my little brother told me, man, if I do this, he got something funny. Now, I ain't been, hey,

I'm gonna do it day by day just like y'all. Okay. He gonna do it too. You gotta be fucked up. That's, hey, that'll be funny, man. Keep me updated on that. Oh, shit. I'm gonna day for day.

Where you going? Soon, like that week. Like, start playing. They had one on what, South Car. I ain't even know they had one on South Car. Bitch, it'd be high, game. Hell yeah. But like a short amount of time, four weeks, $60,000.

You'd be like, what you giving them? What type of detox? Sometimes morphine. That's what you can't give him back. He gonna be standing there? He's gonna be in that bit. He's gonna be living in that? He in there.

Yeah. Can't get that butt on morphine? Trying to get him off of. Morphine is damn little curse. Yeah, they'd be giving them that shit. It's equate the hair on. That's the shit that give you when you... When you're trying to, when you relaps, they got to get you right.

No, when you all the way fucked up. That's what I'm saying, though, because you detoxing. And you got to take that shit because your body need it. Because your body needed. Man, that withdraw is real, man. That withdrawal ain't no hole, boy. Can't sleep, shaking, trembling, cold sweat. Fitting like a motherfucker.

Your body hurting. Sound like you've been there. You good? I'm good. It sound familiar, didn't it? Stomach hurting like a motherfucker, man. That withdrawal ain't a hole, boy. No, I had to be with somebody who was going through this draw.

My granddaddy smoked Craig, but he, He stopped. He didn't do it for a few years. And I asked my great daddy. I said, Granddaddy, what made you smoke the crack? He was like, baby, chasing after some bitch. He said she was bad, too. At first it was cool.

And she said, in order for him to fuck, she had to get, they had to go get some crack. And he said he wouldn't have got that crack. Damn. Yeah. Damn. That pussy turned out. Turned them out.

But he got off of it and stayed off of it, yep. And he got off of it on his gone. Yeah. And this. Hey, he didn't even know after he hit the shit. He still didn't get no pussy done. So you know when they first hit it, they got a hit first. Then they started reaching for a nigga.

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The Craig was so good, he didn't even want the pussy no more. Yeah. Poppin didn't even want the pussy after that. He ain't want the pussy out of that. No. She, sometimes that ride was the pussy. Yeah, the crack became the new push. No, you want that pussy?

None of that. I'm on the ride right goddamn now. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I'm telling you, boy, I grew around that shit. When they first hit it, I don't know why.

They hit their tent. That's when they try to shake it, get the high right. Well, I grew around this shit, boy. My dad. That is not a pretty sight. No, niggum my brother. in my daddy house in my dad. You never see when they hit the crack and they start chewing.

In his suit? In his soup. Why the suit though? In my dadda house, in my daddy suit, in my daddy room. So he went and put on the suit just to smoke the crack? Enough. Did the suit fit? Did it fit?

Yeah, it's loose. It's the loose. God damn. He looked like one of the little rosters when they were. My brother told me, he said, man, he in that room on that stuff, man. I said, in his room. Who was he? They're old.

They're 60 something. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're there. Yeah. These ain't, you ain't, you ain't talking about white hands, my dick. Yeah. Hell no. The old one.

Can you know how that thing? What is that? About a 28th grade. No, you never leaned on me with the little boy. He was just a ninth grade. That was ninth grade. That was night grade. Yeah.

Smoking crack. I realized that when I was watching again. He's, he asked again. Don't you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

In the ninth grade. In the ninth grade. Like, yeah. What? You don't want to join the football team? No. Crack. Full blown.

No. No. You ever see the crack heads? They hit the crack and they start chewing. But they just got hungry. Hey, yeah. But I'm telling you, bro. New drug addicts nowadays, they don't like to work.

Back in the day, them old crackheads, they used to pump gas, He's big breaks. I learned a lot from the crack heads. He didn't put a lot from the crack head. Yeah. Change the tie, put oil in the car. It's just small shirt. The nigga ain't know.

Man, what? That nigga told me, he said, You don't not put, you not change no tie. He said, fuck that. Come on, come on. We're feeling, we're fin' put this jack. I don't like full-time crackings. Go ball.

Full-time cracking? Turn it up. Like, that's all, like they just be in the street begging for crack money. Oh. I like the crack heads to actually have a job. Like they actually work and like they be washing dishes and shit. So functional, functional crackhead. They work all week and they get paid Thursday.

Like it's shocking saying they're coming to buy cracks. Like they really nervous buying crack because they don't know who at the crack house because they're really functional people. So when they walk into crack out, they always be like, Man, no, I'm like you fuck, you buying that shit, niggins. I know your ass work out there on Delta. Not Delta. Not they flying the plane.

He's flying the plane. He's just throwing the bag on that. They're throwing bags on that. Okay, cool. Those the dick ain't fly to-age. I'm good. Hell, nah. You definitely got to be gied out there on a fly-plane, too.

They don't even let him be out there on the runway. He'd be in there where the shit get jammed up. On the actual belt. When the belt slip off, he... I mean, we had three slips in here, is he? No. I've been here since 6.30. You know, I had somebody recently still out of my luggage.

Real? Went in. What did they get? They got a whole bunch of shit. No. Yeah, and I know, and I reported it to Delta, and they must have knew they had internally, they had probably a crackhead up in there. Wow.

So they were on them. Yeah, they was on it. They paid out in two weeks. And they say normally it takes, that's like a six-month process. Yeah, but they must have knew that I was like, because this is. One thing about Delta, they're not going to argue with you. Delta ain't doing no argument. If you said, they believe you.

I don't have them arguing with me before. You must have a stinking ass real. No, I did. Oh, it could have been a staggot. Sometimes sometimes I was saying I'm being stanked out. But the reason why they will argue with you is because they union. And when people are union, they got a, I ain't going to get fired bitch type attitude. But I call Delta right now.

Hey, man, I do not like none of them folk that was on that flight. I felt like they were disrespectful. Well, Mr. Whitfield were going to give you $50,000 in Skyn House. Thank you. Do you need anything else? Matter of fact, I do. Yeah. My bad guy.

I got lost on my other flight, and they still ain't gave me a win, Mr. Winfield? We'll directive positive. Here's another 50,000 skymouse. Is there anything got, you know what? Two weeks ago, some shit happened on that flight. But I ain't any tripping though because I fought with y'all. You know what? We'll give you 10,000 extra skymouse.

Thank you for being a diamond medall. You just reporting everything. I would tell on your ass. I'll tell on your. You're a diamond medallion? I'm a diamond medallia. I would tell. Did they teach you that little trick?

Because they don't held out on a little trick on a diamond mat. I'll teach you after after we done. They don't scam my ass. I've been scammed out of two years of being a diamond. I've been a diamond for four years, four or five years. But it's a new thing in their app where you get all these benefits. Oh, yeah, the benefits. Yeah, you know about that?

Yeah, I know about it. Most people don't know about it. You got to go in there and click every year. Yeah, but if you don't, you lose it. Yeah. But most people don't know about it. They don't know. You know you got to be flying, gang.

Yeah. Yeah, you look like you don't know. I know. Oh, you know? I've been diamond medallion. But you know about the program? I'm in it. The crazy part about it used to come with it.

Because I was able to make four people, friends and family, all gold. Oh, yeah. Because you can change their status. But see, it used to just come with the status as you go up, but now you got to go and pick and choose what you want to do. Yeah. But, you know, I flirt with Delta, man. There's don't do no wrong for me.

I'll be all the TV On them playing Come on man Upgrade game Come on Fuck that No it's good at you Come on

If the TV don't work They'll give you some most sky mouth You set the TV Didn't work Mr. Whitfield 50 sky mouth What Oh and that front row The like row eight

Like row one Yeah Y'all don't give us No lead room Yeah That first seat It's little like Did my lead room

And I can't keep going In it out of my bag Oh come on bro We need at least This much extension The people behind Let's got my lead room. Yeah.

Come on, gang. That's all I'm saying. Other than that, keep doing your shit. And they flexing on you by keep hitting the back of your seat like this trying to pick a move. Come on, don't. I feel that. I fucks with it.

Y'all, Wi-Fi don't work a lot. They don't. And the charge of ports. This just turned into a complaint out. The charge of course, don't. I'm just a million mile or so I'm just, I got concerned. Oh, you're a million-miler? Yeah, yeah.

I'm 800,000. Oh, you almost down. You got a little bit more. You got a little bit more. You're there. For that big status, 800,000. Yeah. A lot of miles, boy.

Some are gonna fly 2,000. When you fly, you get 2,000, maybe 800. Mm-hmm. I need mine. Tadest spending money at the airport. Y'all think, what you call him, got put on the do not fly list? J'Roo, when he got into it with Tony Ayo? No.

He gonna be able to fly. No. Okay. Because you know, normally when you get into some shit on a plane like that, they didn't put your ass on that list. J-Roo. But I ain't never know nobody to get on the list. I just hear the list exists.

Have you ever got a kid down the plane? No, but I got called off the plane and threatened a little bit. What you do? What you? What I'm? The white woman, the flight attendant was talking crazy to me, and I told you don't talk to me like that. You called her poor, too? I didn't call her poor.

You're like, damn. I was like, bitch, you a waitress in the sky. Get out of here. So then she called somebody. They called me up. Are you going to be able to fly? Are you gonna keep you, I say I won't say nothing to her She don't say nothing to me

Dang And she gonna come over But she likes it I was in first head But she liked some snacks And I just looked at her And they kicked you off No no no

And you grabbed your snacks And you got no snacks Bitch fuck it If I'm not back to let no look Argument coming between me And them Biscop cookies Whatever Give me my I'm getting my cookies

Out of that tricket Man those cookies Dish But you know They got the new ones With the cream in the middle Any nigga eat them I fuck with me

I fuck with me nasty. Don't listen to that cream or no cream? That cinnamon, hard ass cinnamon. That shit's good. I take the regular one. You need a lot of water with that hard ass cookie. Give me that more.

You can't swallow it. Swallow it. Hey, the next time we... You definitely can't swallow it on your own. Next time we're on that bitch, give me yours. Go scratch your hole, throw it up. I'd take them. Mm-mm.

Some gum and wearing face. And when you're in first class, they let you get as many snacks as you want to. If you just want to go in the thing and do like that, that little basket. But when you back there in the main cabin, They'd be like... I mean you bought you a ticket late.

Yeah, they'd be like you want... You don't even get no water. You gotta wait. You gotta wait. You're like, I'm thirsty. Hey, man, sit your head. Yeah, man. We don't get no respect. Hey, man, sit down, man.

Hey, bitch, shut up. Oh, we're gonna put you all the do not fly this. Get the fuck out the way, sir. Y'all got some water to swallow. All that shit in the, I like them for tautas. What's the frittata? When you had breakfasts on that, Oh, yeah.

We have the frittata. Yeah, give me that. Every blue moon, they got a night little meal on that motherfucker. That's if you're going somewhere with a little distance. We'd be going to a little street-ass place. Ooh, I love the Delta One flights, but you get to lay down? Get to lay down. Oh, yeah.

I'm laid down for the plane to even take off. Yeah, got my coochie in the air. What? Let that bitch breathe. I don't farted on there before. He did. I'm fired all the time. I'm laid out.

That bit, real. I'm laid out, bro. I can try to see who's going to spend it first. Ooh. All this is nasty. And did you ever fart? It'd be like, yo, who, did somebody fart? I was, like, bitch, you would be the whole time, yeah.

Wife will do it, well? They do it all, on an escalator. Oh, I don't rent it to about three, four of the fish. I'm coming up. I'm like, ooh. Why, you think you fuck no. Hey, and they won't even turn around and acknowledge it. You know why I'm laughing?

That happened on one of my flights. Well, to end of your, bro. Dude sitting there for a white dude snapped. He said, somebody cutting ass in your, right? He said, somebody cutting ass. This is it, bro. Why people have enough? They have a fucking nuff.

He snapped. Well, you can tell, bro. Oh. Oh man, that shit was funny. That shit was stressful. I let mine rip. I don't get what fuck. You don't get what fuck.

Who? Me? Not many times I done shit it in the sky? Oh, no, I don't never shit in the sky. It's very where I use the bathroom because I used the bathroom in the Delta Lounge before we even take off. It's so tight. It's tight. The Delta Lounge is not.

I don't know how I'm, you damn look at that hole with your butt. It's just shit. I'm talking about it. It's tight. He's like, man, it's so tight in here. Fuck. I think this is punishment Anytime you got a shit on the plane

This is a punishment And you know I learned a new trick too You got to take paper towels And throw it in the toilet Before you even use it On the plane Because if you pee or anything That shit popped back up on you

Oh I mean not in the airplane Because it's kind of like When you hit that flush That shit going to sky No I'm talking about when it's closed When it's clothes like this If you pee in it it's gonna shoot back up Women know.

See, you gotta flush when you go in. You gotta hit that flush and let with whoever didn't flush shit go up out of the air. Okay, okay. Because when you hit that little, that mean that shit going out of the sky. Yeah, they're hitting the sky. I use that. I use the airplane bathroom, but I don't flush that shit until my dick is put up.

My shit be in my hand. Fuck that. I put my shit all way back up before I do anything. That shit be tight, bro. I'm like, who the fuck made these lad tonne? This shit ain't made for no booty. You ever see the pilot have to pee and they hurry up and block the shit off with the train?

You ever see that? You know the tray that they pull down and they serve off of? If the pilot has to use a bathroom, they'll block it off and just stand there like their security, like the flight attendants. I'll be asleep before the plane take off. And then I wake up and they hand me there look hard.

We were going to say something, but you were asleep. Big fans love the show. The day they used to wake you up. They don't do that shit no more. Back in the day, they used to- It's because of people like me. Yeah. You touch me, bitch.

I don't want shit. I'm like, I'm gonna' scrape. I don't learn how to fall asleep without letting the seat back, so now they can't, don't wake me up until that motherfucker, go by the door. I hate this, let me, let my seat go back. There ain't nothing, but that's my wrong. Sir, sir.

Then this when you let it up, here. That's it. That's it. That's what you want me up. But he did. That's nothing. All right, come on, bro. I must have taught some people on the flight because I had a Delta one flight.

And you know when they come through and they serve the food, if you still got hours in the air, you could just say, ask for your food at any moment, they bring it out. And so one time I was like, can I get my food? And they were like, they already know what you want. And the lady, white lady next to me was like, I'll take mine too because she thought she missed the point. Yeah. They always serve your shit. You can ask for it at any time.

Give me that shit. I like when they look at me like I ain't supposed to be in first class. For real? I don't like that. What? I'm like, you sit down, bitch. Anybody ask me what I do, I'd never tell them a comedian. What you tell them?

I'll be making up shit. Sometimes I'd be telling them I work for the National Museum of African American Artifacts. That's fine. I like that. I'll make up some shit quick. National Museum of what? African American artifacts. That's fine.

Do they ever ask you like, so what do you find? No, I'm not going to really do that. Oh, damn. Yeah, they start. Yeah. They will interrogate your ass for no reason. I'm a black guy. I tell them that all across the country collect the artifacts for the archives of the African

Americans and shit like that. I'll be bullshitting so good. I'm a good bullshit. On the fly, people making up some good shit. I just tell them I do stocks, I do stocks, man. Yes. I'm into the shit that y'all. Bitcoin.

That y'all don't think we are. Yeah. Bitcoin. I tell them I got a media company sometimes. Real. Yeah. Sometimes I tell like, I'm a stripper. I don't tell people before I sold a little pussy.

It's so sure. I did. Call me swing low. Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean no all that. Yeah, yeah, sure he did. No, white men usually like that. What?

You better not like that, well? White men love for you to sleep with their wife. Now, that's true. Yeah. You talk about dick. They'd be like, oh, sure, well, come back to the hotel. I'm just standing in the closet. He'd be like,

you better not be peeking out that closet. Standing in the closet. God damn, he's going. He's going to tell you some real shit. Yeah, man, you can fuck her because I'm not. I don't want that pussy. Amen. I don't want it.

I've been fucking her for 38 years. You think I'm giving her fuck who she has sex with? Black men want that pussy to the day they die. And after that. Damn. In my- In heaven? Yeah. When I get to heaven, I ain't got to fuck no more.

Dad first, them, I'm hunting the house. I saw my granddad in the hallway. Come on, I was on my granddad. Every time she had a man over there, she ain't about to hit nothing but running, up and down the hallway. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Who fucking it is? Ooh. Nigger go on.

You know, niggas still gonna fuck through all that. What? Yeah, till I get- None of that shit. Till I get the slapping shit off the TV. Nigger, I'm like, hey, man, I'm gonna go ahead and do some shit. You leaving, James? Yeah, I'm out of here.

What's the wreck? You didn't see that shit fly off the TV? I got to go. Lock a nigga in the bathroom, everything. Are you stupid, bro? Hell yeah, I'm hunting the whole house. Since your husband died, I can't never get the shower to turn off. Shout, keep cutting on.

Man, I'm leaving. I'm turning that motherfucker through the knob fall off. Straight to the height. To the height. Steve, coming out. Ah! Hey. That nigga stupid to hell, bro.

Real shit. Nigger want to have that shit on life. Like, on forever. After life, too. So, sure. Don't fuck around and go. to heaven. Let your lady show up in heaven. I don't want to go to heaven.

So, hold up. So you mean to tell me after I died, right? I'm up here. I'm up here with the Lord. You fucking... bitch, you lying. Look, look you lying. I've been waiting to ask you about this shit. Look, I got it on my phone. I have been dead for 13 days. 13 motherfucking days. In my house. I'm honing everything, man. I'm never letting it go.

to go. Petty. You're going to hunt, like, all your bitches or just, like, one specific one? Probably about two of them. Oh, okay. The two I got, you know, it's two that you always going to have to fit up. You can go for some ghost bitches. I know. But I got to handle my business first.

But they say when you, when you die, some of the ghost bitches don't take all the, like, BBLs and shit with them. Like, when you're a ghost bitch. They go back to her original booty. She's going to ask. Like, what's the up? Like, you ghosting me? Like, yeah, I'm ghosting bitch. My motherfucking, come on now.

Hey, y'all already tell you my people up here now, she can be way different than it was. I mean, when I was, it was because it was us. Yeah. Now my people here, you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to get my family back. Okay. Niggia that shit, dude. I'm telling you.

We'll talk shit all night, man. You know how that shit be. Let them know what they can follow you and find you at and catch up on all your content, Daphne. Everything's always on my website, so check me out. Daphneek Springs on www. I amd Springs.com. You find all my socials and everything, and check me out because I'm coming to a city near you. Okay.

What's the name of the tour? I don't consider, I don't think I have a tour. I get dates. Anytime you get three dates. No, let me tell you why. I do not have a tour. I get dates. There you go.

Because to me, a tour is when you have it. Oh, stop saying standards for yourself. Okay. Let me step my standards, okay? Because you're on a goddamn tour, okay? She has a date. You're on a tour. No.

How many dates you got? A date's come at any random part of the year, right? That's how I tour, too. Well, Mark them, they be having tours and they get all their dates up front. I mean, that's cool. If you put, like, at least three dates together. That's a tour? That's a tour.

Three weekends in a row. You're on tour, girl. I don't consider that a tour. That's where we did. You don't get dates. Because if you consider it as a tour, your tour going to grow. Oh, talk to me. My tour going to grow anyway.

I know. But see, you can't look at it as a dates. But my goal is to get a tour. Right now I'm getting dates. You got dates, which means dates create tours. All you got to do is name the dates. And guess what you got? A tour!

That motherfucker can be in December, two in July. Three in March. And then at the end of the year, you can say, I've been on tour all year. I've been on tour all year. Ain't nobody fucking with me, baby. I got days y'all through this bitch. Oh, you still out here telling the truth. You better start lying.

What? Line is 90% of this game. You are here trying to be yourself using your real name and shit. Yeah. Come on. Real name. Come on, man. Yeah.

You won't tell them. You don't even name. Y'all had to give me a name. What would the name be? I wouldn't change your name. Daphneek, that's unique. You better trademark that like Beyonce. That's your shit.

Hell yeah. It's trademarked. Already. That sounds like some good ass. Bring one. Hey, pass me one of them daffiniques. But you heard what she's a hell, bro. She got more than seven dates.

That's the tour. They're going to wrong. I think y'all get the concept that I'm saying. The tour dates don't come all at once. They come random. Just because that tour was- Every time I turn around, I got to change my goddamn flyer because I can get all my shit up front.

Just because you got a pre-planned tour versus a tour that's on the fly? Okay, on the fly tour. There we go. Look, this is how you do it. you put all the dates that you already got. Yeah, I got that. Then you put the dates that you want to work and put TBD.

Oh. Dates that's, you got a team to have to your calendar. Pended. Pending. Okay. We do it too. And then people ask about it and you need a good lie. Guess what you got to say?

I'm waiting on the venue. Right. Okay. They holding me up. They holding me up. That's why I've got all the dates now because they, come on it. We always adding dates to it. We don't know somebody might call us in March

and book us for a show in November, I just added to my tour day. Okay. It wasn't booked in January. So we all on tour. You're on tour. I don't know about you. I've been on tour for like, you get on that plane. You got 800,000 what?

Miles. I've been on tour. No, I didn't have 800,000 if they're not on tour. 800,000 Scott Miles if you're not on tour. You fly. This lady, walk off set. He's passionate about tours. I think I go pee.

Oh, okay. You've been drinking hell out of that water. I'm on a ball in a half. Yeah, you're going through it. No, you got to stay hydrate again. Make sure y'all go check Daphneek website. She's on tour. Please.

She's on tour. Yeah. Dates. Yeah. 800,000. And they keep coming on the fly. Come on, Joan. Yeah.

Million mile of man. Yeah. Because she's on tour. And she got dates. And she's funny. Stop playing. Talk to them. And she ain't broke.

Hurry up to get the ticket. The ticket selling out. Go see her. You broke bitches. Yeah. No. Yeah. Voted number one female comedian amongst poor white people.

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