The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - FOREVER LASTING W/ DOMANI, DC YOUNG FLY, & KARLOUS MILLER | THE 85 SOUTH SHOW

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

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You need to get us real dumb. Yeah. Like a little quilt, you know what I'm saying? That's a grunt. Got your grandma quilt? No, that's it hard. Got your grandma quilting in this bitch. How are your brother, man?

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They definitely good, though. Fuck to tell my. They good. But he, I mean, shoot, he, he and his, he and his, He on the guitar. Deep in his bag. Deep in his bag. Yeah.

A ton of vision. Y'all got to do something like a... When I seen it with them old... Family track. Yeah. Like a real family track. Your dad and rapping. Your mama sang and you rapping.

Your brother on the guitar. Your other brother rapping, little sister on the hook. They got to be at least one song. They put everybody on. I mean, never said that before. Never. Call that bitch Family Matters. Woo-hoo.

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I need to walk in that motherfucker and smack them in the head with the fish. I'm gonna be a part of officially part of Grand Hustle once I get my plat, niggins. I don't care what you're talking about. I'm letting you know, grand hustle, grand hustle. I need my chain. Fuck that bullshit. You did. Fuck wrong with him.

There ain't no cap. Marco, dump this for me. You don't have this for a long time. This shit's special. This special. Is it all black? Yeah, all black big. I bought a case up.

Like, but he didn't let this be. Coole, you know, pussy bog out there. Light of fluid. They bought. You been traveling, man. Where you been? Man, he's been traveling. They've been working?

It's been locked in, yeah, working. Record. What this shit, man. I ended up putting up two projects back to back this year. Good shit. What about the one we just did that you just revound? That's the one. Right.

That remix was on one project after that. I put out another part. Put out another. Was it a deluxe or just two different? A whole different. I'm putting hit the road, and I'm gonna be traveling. You're doing, you're doing, right. And then you're gonna be done.

You're gonna be done. Once you done with this tour? Um, Pop's talking about going on the road. I'm trying to see, um, that he would talk about the family thing. That's fine. So, me and Ken, we're trying to put it together. That's fine. Put that shit on here in the fridge.

We got something in that, but drop some game. Definitely fine. It's gonna be needed. It's gonna be lit. Something that y'all can sit like together as a family. That shit looks good. That should look real good. Do the family get a discount though?

Probably, probably. Probably family discount. You got to consider that. You can get whatever you ask for, for real. Yeah, yeah. People don't ask. We don't get. Yeah, you got to add it.

When do y'all start? Because every time I be here, I never know when we start. That's the trick. We can't tell you. Yeah. You never know when, then we- You're gonna-do the motherfuckers I already on. Yeah, you're gonna- They own your knolls. You don't need nothing.

Who men? On. Yeah, this ain't an interview. Mm-mm. Yeah, no, for sure. We're gonna ask some questions. That's just to keep the conversation going. Yeah.

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We be chill at. You know what I mean? Ha-ha. Yeah. fucking be knowing, bro. I'm gonna be biting a sauce, man. Fuck. I never see everybody with a guitar on their podcast.

I said the man, he got this beard. He'd been ruthless. Hey. Hey. J. Owen, you're gonna let DC have a beard that you're gonna add one? Come on, man. He don't caught up to him. Yeah, man.

And I got great hair on my mustache, man. He didn't get, yeah. One half an inch. Great. And he's gonna show you where it's at. But yeah, it right now. We on? We on?

All right. All right. Boy. Why I ate that cougar bitch, she's 52. Soon as I got off, I had gray hair on my field. I swung every time. I can't make this up. Now, eat no 52-year-old pussy.

It's just like neck bones. Hey, boy. Neck bones. That pussy with tend to, as soon as I lit, when I did this, when I said, when I said, ooh, I said, ah. Tendezism. You's a sick nigga, man. I said, I got her.

Hey, when I, when I did, Jay up there, she said, who I think, oh, yeah. He's in 50 words. I'm in a drill. I'm in a drill of this bitch. Oh, shit. You're gonna do. I'm fucking on them old-ass lady, man.

How was you? Oh, boy, I get a kick out of it. Oh, boy, I get a kick out of it. Oh, four things you like them. I love him. He do. He like that. He grew up in the church.

He liked them old-ass one. This is crazy. Not me, though. I don't like them old-ass hands. Hands and feet be old in the mother. I'm old than a motherfucker. Wow. That's the only it gets older than the right.

I look at the . I don't lie. You do, all that soft-ass skin? It ain't soft. See, it ain't wrinkly. It's loose. It ain't loose. You got to catch it right before it fall off the bone.

You got to catch it right before it fall off the bone. I don't want to boneless. It got to be bight to drop. Not dropped. It's got to be bought to drop. It's going to be one old motherfucker in my relationship, me. Real? That's older than you?

shit, no, I'm the oldest. Oh, you're gonna be the oldest? I'm the oldest. So you're gonna be the older? Nicole Murphy, bro. He rich. Yeah, well, I would be. Yeah, well, I would be.

Yeah, yeah. No, but they don't mean that. What does he must at last? See, the more's different from mine. What does he do for paper? I have a bitch of hundred and seventy-five years old. Hey, Jay, man, I'm talking about loose skin. This bitch has a belt around her back.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Half of George, fuck you mean. I'm gonna be on sack ass over here. Yeah, we got a big-ass up in Senoyer. Nah, what you know what you about that shit? He's finding a fuck. I ain't gonna lie to see.

Be her age, you know who we'll find? What is? She is beautiful, bro. I'm like, go. And you see, I don't, I hate when you ask a woman their age and they be, they find that shit disrespectful. First of all, ma'am, I need to know your age. To be fucking with you.

In court, the fuck you're talking about. This ain't no guessing game. Yes, it is. Tell me what on your damn drive, like, stupid-ass girl. How old are you? And that shit turned me on when I know your age and you look better than all of these young.

You stop calling Auntie that got damn. Well, Suzanne got to tell me something. Tell me how old you is. You're the only thing I know called one of that. Got water. And ask for some cool. But when you tell me your age and you show me that you fucking eat young holes up,

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Fifty-four she looked like she bought 30-cent what you're gonna do You're gonna be like damn Man shit y'all ain't You're gonna be told me Man fuckin' shit with no 54 year old Yeah she is

Fuck you ain't Go to Home Depot and change the sink in the bathroom That's the type of shit she's gonna have you doing In the yard work in the yard doing some shit with a wheelbarrow. With a wheelbarrow? I'm not getting up. Oh, I'm in the yard with a wheelbarrow.

8 o'clock in the morning outside, fucking with shit. I'm getting the groceries in the wheelbarrow. You're booed shit. You want me to help your baby? No, go sit down. I'm gonna tear that ass up in a minute. Fuck you mean, help you. We get these groceries delivered.

We're going from the porch to the house. That's all we do it. Man, that coochie be tenderlo. You ain't got to do nothing. So when would you do this? That's gravity. You like, yes, Gravely, that's gravity.

I'm about the dreadest bitch. Soon as you texted, you're like, she said, ooh, you're like, who's, who's been, hell no. She showed you them old-dress front pictures. I don't know. I don't know.

That's way too old for you. She must not ready for me. What? This didn't say night before he said night before dreading him. I had an older lady one time. This one made me stop fucking away. With throwback Thursday?

You saw how fast she really was? No, I think I see what the type of shit she used to do. This bitch, backstakes, hell hell, hell, cool, jails. Airspeed, rock cam and shit. This bitch went to an Eddie Murphy concert. You know you two goddamn old to me. You was outside when Eddie Murphy was still booking. Oh, wow.

I went to the Purple Rain album release party. For real? Purple Rain album release. God damn. What they put his in on. Look at me. What they put his in on. Purrace, girl, ray.

Baby, I'm just like my father. I got a cougar that shit down, though. You know what I'm fucking so fine. Shut shit down. Ain't done loose. It's a great on them. Everything's still right though. A little cougar just like that.

And she proud herself in that, well, that's what she do. She's like, I ain't want to. I ain't wanna fuck it up or do nothing crazy. I had to preserve these. That shit was like, prune. You ever talk some prune juice? Oh, hell, no. Oh, yeah.

You were nasty. You were like some prune. I didn't know you were that nasty. I don't think prong juice is good, though. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's good for you. It's good for you.

It's good for you. It's good for you. Get your right. Get your right. Get you right. Let me see the letter. I got it. Prune you straight on night.

I said, well, you preserve the hell like that, motherfucker. I said, Fifty eight and they're motherfuckers still at tap? It wasn't beat. It wasn't beat up to then. I'm like, shout it. I'm asking how many bodies she had out of 508 years.

You don't want to know. Yes, I do. That's too many. Out of 58 years, I'm going to know that, T. Too many years. All the L. Coojays and boys, the men, bitch. I don't. How many bodies is this?

Oh, yeah, fuck. What age year? Don't tell me that. What does she tell you on the number that j is? I don't want to know about it. Nigger two is too absurd. What does she say? 32.

Me and somebody else? 32 out of 50, out of 54 years. He lied. That damn no one of you. Two. These type of shit, he'd be thinking about me. Don't think about that type of shit. Don't worry about who was there before you.

Oh, I don't get up. Don't. Don't keep up with nobody. I asked her that because it was intact, man. It was like, nobody beat it up. That's what all of them do. They don't, the motherfuckers don't never wear out. That's what they think.

Bro, you can't hurt a pussy with a dick. People come out of pussy. Damn show right that. Big head. You ever watch childbirth? Yeah. I knew women was lying to us when I saw my son be born. That nigga pulled both shoulders up out of the pussy.

I was like, oh, oh, oh. I was like, whoo, oh, oh, oh. That shit crazy. I said, no. You said, who did, oh, my God. What did you say when you saw? I said, woo! Oh, wait, she got that motherfucker on her, darn it.

Ah, my man. You know, break before the day come out, they'm gonna get the gorg. Hey. When the head come on, then the head go back in, he like, done. Oh, when the head got up, then the head got it, He's talking.

You're like, look at there. Look at there. There's a boy. Look there. Look at the top of that head. And you still, shit, like, woo, woo, ooh, oh, and then they pull both feet out like,

and hit a little sound, ah. They pull their knee up out of that, dude. We ain't talking about now. It's my name. That's not my shit. Hey, boy, I just let you know.

I'm looking at it. You have to come put some sheep rockin' them. She rockin' that motherfuckers. We got to growl all up in that motherfucker. Oh, it got remodal the whole thing. Start out. It used to be so good. Oh.

Yeah, but that nigga's stupid. What? Shoulders, though? He pulled both shoulders. And one of them got stuff. He was like, ugh. Yeah, man. Wow, man.

Too fuck. Whoa. Whoa. He said like, like, p. That's all you heard. I'm telling you, man. I definitely believe. Those little magic boxes or something, full of evil.

Hmm. Prosperous, man. What you mean? Prosperous. You just wanted to say prosperous? Yeah. I felt like that word fit right now. I don't feel like that shit fit the situation and all.

He told me it was evil. I'm like, nah. That was proper, boy. That nigga just wanted to say some shit right. That's progressive. That's getting stupid. That's inappropriate, man. Proctor.

Well, you're done in here. I'm sorry, I gotta go with the kugas, man. Go ahead. I ain't never knocked you for like the kugas. Get you one. Got you. Please do. On her name, on her shit.

Her name. Her name. Or her oldest daughter name. On her shit. What's the big? However they do it, because they either gonna be their name or their oldest child name, any of the shit. Whoever on shit, whoever name or I want to be her name or her oldest child. That's how I like to happen.

What are you talking about? The cougar. That's how I like to happen, how old they are. Seriously, they still new to him. He still think that shit is like until they start introducing to them old-ass kids. That's the part I like. We're still fucking around this weekend. I got my grandson this weekend.

I can't do it. I like seeing their face. What's up, bro? Because I got to say they don't really like it. They'd be like, what's up? You're your son?

What up, son? When they get that train like your mom said? I'm Melvin, man. Go ahead, Melvin. You're a different kind of name. You're going to kick me out of my own house? Your own child. Flesh and blood.

That nigga took your bite. He took your bike and got out the house. Come on, man. Then the niggins we're dealing with it. That movie, real little comedy. Boy, that's a good movie, bro. That nigga got to the door with that bike and look back and said, don't call me when that niggas start beating your ass.

Nigger, you can't even fight. You can't even get over here in time. He's gonna be gone. He told the little homie to watch his bike. He said, watch my bike, little cubs. Like, ain't anybody go steal that beach cruising? That a nigga had a beat cruiser, bro. You had to pick his bike up to go up to step.

To take it in the house, you know they be stealing. Yeah, man. That movie really, I told you a couple weeks ago, I think Baby Boy and Radio is the same movie. Why? It's a lot of reasons, but I ain't gonna get into it. Okay, okay, okay, good. They both had the same affliction. I believe it.

Oh, it's radio. Radio? You were good and Junior. You never seen Radio? What is about? That one fucked him up. He played that shit so good. He didn't step out that, dick, ass.

He played the hell out this special needs, he played the hell out this special need, nigger. Not just played this motherfuckableness. It's not even Cuba Good & Jr. It's radio. I'm kidding. Cuba Good and Jr. In that movie.

Radio in that move. You know, David Fox played Ray Charles. That's what Cuba did with radio. Yeah. Yeah, but Jamie Fogg did such an amazing such an amazing job with Ray Charles, you knew he was playing Ray Charles. Did a nigga play radio so good? It made you go look up who radio were.

The nigga played, bro. He did that shit. I know who radio is. Herb. Just Cuba Good & Jr. That got your ball. Come down. No, man.

Now, you got to go watch this. That's a good movie. Do that. Oh, my goodness. But you're stupid, boy. Woo. Damn, man, he didn't make me to figure out this trauma. What happened?

Yeah. Talking about them. Childbirth, an old old old man. Oh, dang. Yeah, you're drunk the tears. That's a thing. That was from the weed. Oh.

That's a good one. I choked. That's what I caught. This is some good weed. This is some California weed. I'm just saying, we don't even be coughing on a moment. Because when I called me made my nipples itch. I'm like, oh, that's different.

Okay. I don't want that. No, don't smoke this shit. You'd be better than me. That's all I'm trying to do, man, just be a better example for this, young man, right here. Because he's like a generation right behind me. I don't want him to make the same mistakes I made. I want him to make some better mistake.

Yeah. Hell yeah. We the baby versions of the old people if that makes sense. Like that Zibraight movement, we were the babies that was, that they always said. And y'all get back in there. We were them baby. We saw what were going on. Skip the generation.

Well, maybe not for you. Yeah, that was my fore-old. My four-old. They were doing that shit all the way. Your parents was active in the civil rights movement. They were still marching in the 90s. Yeah, they was there. All right, we freed with the poor room.

No, they didn't give a ball. Everybody got to get free lunch. I'm marching for schools on and go-to. Free lunch. Free lunch. That's what, bro. timeline be off. My time lie.

Fuck, that way I said? I feel... Kids of the civil rights movement we're the generation after them. Not with my parents. Actually, two after that. You'd be three after that. The civil rights was in the 60.

That was in the 60. Yeah. My dad was 30. My dad was three. What do you talk about it? My dad saw that shit. Lived. That nigga was that...

He was looking at the TV. Come on, now, Martin. Tedd him motherfucker. You tell them. I tell them. Your dad was an adult, nigga. He was smoking with cigarettes and all kinds of things. I'm dead of you, bro.

Now, Ma, you know, come on now. He was probably in that disagreeing with him. I'm dead here, bro. They were dumb, bro. Live and direct. No, my parents was babies when that shit was going on. Damn. Yeah.

Let me see. My uncle would got down 19-6-8. My uncle had to be about 35. Your brother was a little boy there. Yeah, my brother was probably like, seven. Yeah. See, that's why I be saying when folks be coming on to meet them old four, they're old-know-to-be-your-mama.

I'm like, you're old-n't-nought to be my sister. Oh, no. My middle sister. That's why you like them women. Middle. I grew up around them. My sister friends. That makes sense.

You like them women who grew up around your sister, her friends. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Come on, man. They're watching me grow up, type of shit. Like, you're 18 yet? No. I only started fucking older women out of respect.

They ain't raised me and shit, and I bet like the least I could do. Just slap them down. Bring a piece of dick, why ain't nobody watching it. When you're going to come see me? I didn't know that's how older women. When they say, Boy, you don't got so big.

You grown, not. Yeah. When you're going to come see me? That's the code right there, DeMoney. When they say, when you're going to come see me? They want some. They want some. They want some.

Come if you want to. No, I'm telling you. You don't matter what time you go over there, it'd be two o'clock in the afternoon. She had that nightgown on. That little slip. And them slippers. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And then don't be surprised when you get over there. She acts like she don't know what you're doing. First time you grab that titty, she's going to say, boy, what you doing? I'm old enough to be your mom. Uh-huh. You're a goddamn lie. I wouldn't do this type of shit in my mama.

She said, taking it off him. He said it's taking up. You ain't ready for this. You ain't ready for this? Tiddy not. And this is one thing about older women. They always got panties on. They don't know what the fuck going on.

They're putting some drugs. I got them big-ass pants on. I ain't no old. Right. He's just for it to come thick. That's the only thing. As long as you make them feel respected, they'll do whatever you want to.

But don't be trying. You can't fuck them. You can have sex with them. Yeah. They don't like that rough. If you push their legs back too far, they're like, ah, uh-uh. See, we're not going to do all that. Now, I ain't one of these loholes out here.

You ain't been pushing my legs all back. My legs don't even do all that. You got to go slow for you before you go back. Got to go slow. Can't go in that fan. What? They'll tell you slow down. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Oh, hold on, man. This ain't that kind of push. Hey, easy than now. No, man. You feel like a bird's getting fucking up. Easy than that. Okay. That's a job.

But it's fun, though. When she let you have your way, you got to go crazy. Yeah. But when she had your way, she let you go crazy. Yeah. She don't have mom. She just said, they like it different too. They ain't gonna say they like it.

They're like, oh, boy, you're something else with yourself. You come out and you cut up. You cut up. You cuts up. Oh, they stanch. And do this. They only ain't saying that they just lick that. You like, you all right?

But hey, bitch on. Boy, I said, yeah. Oh, me nice as hell, though. They'll do some shit. They'll cook a whole meal just for you. Oh, just for you. You, your kids, everybody, your, your mom of them, everybody. They be thoughtful.

And they start texting me with 1 30. I'm gonna go to the stove now and go on and get that food. You still hungry? You still hungry. They don't know how to take pictures, though. Belling the hood. You said you're pissing the stupid shit. You're like, what the fuck is this?

I'm sorry, I tried to. You tried to do what? That's for Pauline. I meant to send that. Why you take a picture in your hands? You see no piss on your hands? You're saying no piss on your hands. Put wrong with your head.

Now I got to think that your head. Much love all the real ladies out there that know how to make baked spaghetti. I don't know this social media, think. I love a good tray of baked spaghetti. You look cool. You make you your whole, you make you a whole baked spaghetti by yourself, D.C.? Maybe I can like spaghetti is, man.

Cook the spaghetti, man. Every real niggas. like spaghetti, man. I don't trust no black person that don't eat spaghetti. They got that stupid-ass-a-mill talking about them whole put period blood in the guy.

Nobody get a fuck by all that shit, back, cook that spaghetti, man. We definitely get a fuck about that. Man, they don't be doing all that, man. Yes, they do. Just get in the kitchen and cook that goddamn spaghetti, man. Might have scared of that shit.

Y'all need to be fucking on period blood, man, come on, man. Eat that goddamn spaghetti, man. I'm not eating that goddamn spaghetti, man. So you're telling me, you scared of spaghetti because you think he's pured blood. You can smell that shit.

You think that's all that you? What you think that shit gonna do if you eat that spaghetti? You can smell that before you eat that. You're crazy this motherfucker, man. So you really think there's people out there that do shit like that? No, it ain't about, yes, that shit real. That red sauce is gonna get you fucked up every time. Well, all right, I made my own tomato sauce, bitch.

Just cook spaghetti. If we're that fucking paranoid, I brought my own spaghetti sauce. Just cook the noodles. I don't even have a time to get into it with all that, but I'm definitely not eating just knowing anything. If I eat your spaghetti, I fuck with you. So what's a red flag with somebody spaghetti? I ain't never had a red flag or you're spaghetti.

They try to give you that shit too fast. Don't eat that shit unless you ask for it. Okay. Now, that's a red flag. Every time I want spaghetti, I always ask for it. I always add for it. I feel you. But if you meet somebody in there, they just like, they pressure you,

you got to try my spaghetti. You got to get my spaghetti. Exactly. Yeah. They hype it up. Don't force me to eat no spaghetti. That's a recommendation. Now you get it.

Why else forget it there? Right. Yeah. Right. That shit gonna get you caught up. Okay. I see what you said. Fuck around and be in love

with the motherfucker you can't stand. You sure don't want to pussy? Mm-mm. Nika Blaine's spaghetti. Man, they bit that push on me that spaghetti, man. I can't leave the bitch alone. That's fucked up because I always wonder, though. Why do the craziest women have pussy that good?

Is it good or is it good? Crazy. Spaghetti. That goddamn spaghetti. It all go back to that spaghetti. It goes back to that spaghetti. Hey, you've been smart since you was a little boy, though. Before you had the dread.

Yeah. I remember when he was a comedian. When he did the shit, yeah? He was a comedian and a magician. Yeah. You still magician? I do a trick. Man, we got some real cards.

We got to start. He's a card. You still fuck with the magic? Nah, not really. See, there go. That's the truth. No, for real. No, I don't.

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I'm still a kid at heart, bro. I see if you're talking about magic treats, I ain't no nigger was into that shit. I still be going to Walmart getting them little magic motherfuckers and walkers and watch. Yeah, just to see it. Do I still and got it? Are you ready to do that? Are you sending me up to get me to- No, nigger?

I just went and bought two on the other day just to eat. There'd be some more shit in that old, bro. I can't never get them to do it. You got to order it. You gotta order it. Can't buy it. Nah, the stove stuff's not cool. Yeah, the stove stuff looks like exactly what it is.

It's not magician-friendly. Now you gotta go to the magician shop online. Man. Order. Yeah. I'm like, I'm pulling me. This disappear. Shit ain't disappear.

I always wanted to do shit like this. Like, you see this a fake blunt, touch with him? You see that? Yeah. What's that a blunt? Look, a little file on the end. See the tip? You see that?

What I'm going to do? I'm going to take this one. I'm going to turn into a real blunt. Watch my hand. Hey, don't never look at my eyes. Watch my hands the whole time. I'm going to put this in my pocket. See, it's in my pocket, right?

Look, this right there, right. Look, it's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, see, don't never let nobody trick you. Now, see what we're going to do is I'm going to take this and I'm going to put this in my hand. I'm going to bring the blunt back. You want to see me bring it back? Look what I'm going to do. Ain't that a bit.

You feel what I'm saying? I got to make a minute. Pick any number, don't tell you. 31. Don't fucking fail. Pick any number. Don't tip in your head. You smart.

Oh, me? Yeah, pick it in the number. Okay, okay. Add two to it. Oh, hold on, hold on, all right. Add two more to it. Mm-hmm. All right.

Now, add two more to it. Mm-hmm. Now, subtract that number for the number that you first started with. Okay. I picked the heart. Number. Damn. Did you have six? What? No, I'm saying you end with six?

If I did the math right, would I end with six? I ain't do it. I ain't gonna lie. Man, that nigga, yeah. Man, me, me, me. You just added two, you just added two, three times. I know, bro. That's like a mind magic trick. My bad teacher taught at that. What we were doing that shit? four-month-scrake. But we had kids fucked up, but I thought we were reading mine.

Why, you know I... Hey! My niggas! You're a genius! That nigger is crazy, man. How y'all end up in the studio together? Me in D.C.? Yeah.

I think you were there recording straight from the A, right? See, I came up there just for some whole other shit. It's just what happened. You and said it was in there doing something. Yep. And you looked up and like, want to get on there? What about that? Yeah?

Oh, cold-ass decision. Y'all three motherfurts together. I always tell them I appreciate you, man. Y'all puts some sit together that time. What's on? What's on? What I'm doing? I was just one of them nights.

One of them nights. Random. You want to get on it? He could have said, I don't know. I ain't feeling it. I don't know. I got to go. He said, nah, let me hear it.

You went and prayed, got in there, laid it down. Show for sure. Because as an artist, bro, you don't know when the moments come about, moments come about, bro. That's why they say you always got to stay ready so you want to get ready, you feel me. And as an artist, I don't ever want to put just, like, put myself in the box, be like, that ain't my type of thing.

That ain't my, man, when you're a artist, bro, you're going there figure out. What can work. You feel me? And for him to already be on the rise and doing his thing, I admire people who respect my mind as an artist. So for him to even ask me, like, well, you want to get on this shit? They don't be none, but my heart be being fast at hell, but I'd be happy. Hey, a nigga, be asking me, you want me on the song with you?

You want to sing with old Eddie. You want to sing with old Eddie. Hey, man. That shit just be an honor, bro. So I be really wanting to go in there and show it and prove, be like, bro, this is why I be one motherfucker to be one of a nigg on the song. You feel me. And not only that, that I want to do a song with him too. Yeah.

Shit, that shit means something. If you go into a studio and somebody be like, well, you're going on the track, you'll be like, But it ain't time to be stuttering. It's time to be rapping. Play it. You play. You make your artist's great. You're like, hey, you'll figure it out.

Do something. Right. I trust you. And look what we did. Not even trying. Yeah, we don't dope too. Appreciate it. I think we go, like we?

You know what I looked it up? We're not gold. Not yet. All right, my heart still being. I'm just ready for the number. I ain't lying. I'm ready for a break! Are we close?

On 85th time, y'all go. We ain't close? We ain't close? We ain't close? Nah. We ain't close. Niggas in the back there laughing and shit. That shit ain't fun of the nays.

We're on the ground with this shit. Right. Now y'all got one though. We have. We have. We're there. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I'm looking forward to some future shit. What y'all got coming up. No, I'm going on the road. I ain't know. Like, we ain't tell me. When you leaving? When you leaving? May.

All right. May what? I think the middle of May, May 17. Okay, you picked the Tar's date. That was up. That's right. I'm saying you to date, you know, that people want to see you. Come on, man.

You know, I would love to push up. Yes, sir. I think May 17, I'm open. That's no way. No, you got May 30. You got to do the whole month of May. Yeah, I got, now, see, we already sold up in May. But I got some dates that.

I can open up, though. I know. That's what I'm saying. But the weekend gone. Yeah, the weekend gone. But during the week, I could do that. Thursdays or something. I'll definitely do that, Tuesday and Thursday.

No, it would be confusing with y'all? I don't know when y'all are joking and when y'all are for real. That'd be the whole thing. Yeah, we'd be for real joking. See, this the thing. This is the thing. We always joking. We ain't never bullshit.

Yeah, we don't bullshit. We be joking, but we don't be bullshit. If you tell that nigga to pull up May 17, He moves some shit around and be there. How y'all feel about that, when y'all be for real, and you just see somebody, like, cracking a smile about to laugh and you be for real? I've been dealing with that all my life. Yeah.

I'm like, help me. Nick laughing. I said, nigger, I need help. But he funny. He's how he said, help. Like, so I guess we were supposed to be comedian, bro. Maw-funker funner-fucking funny all the time when they look at us. You got to keep in mind.

We've been getting penalized for being funny. funny our whole life too. Like, there's a lot of laughs, but they'll never talk about all them times motherfucking pulled us to the side. Hey, you ain't have to say that. You know, D.C., I know you, it could be the funniest shit in the world, but you don't realize you don't win too fucking fuck. Hey, hey, hey, hey, right in the real sensitive about his ass. Yeah. Fuck that. Every time I say somebody, they deserve it. Man, but you didn't, you've been in church and shit and what the older people like, now, that was just, you ain't had to do.

I had old parents. I was the nigger they always went for on pause. They weren't supposed to say that shit about me. Man, I didn't been through- Like your dad is so old. Every class, every function. I always was the one that got pulled to the side. I ain't got the answers for that, my brother.

I remember one time, bro, I had an intervention. I was in middle school, nigger, seventh grade. My whole class wanted to know why my dad was in him. 60. So how old are you? You're telling me you got a brother that's 40. So you got in trouble right now your brother. Right now.

We wouldn't even know. I swear I can't make this shit up. I say, this is concerning all y'all. Because I ain't never really like my parents coming up to the school. I want them to cheer. I try to hide my parents. You know, I try to not bring no drama, no attention to the school. school man, one day my daddy came my dad with a kangol hat.

That bit was a cop to the side. They had on a suit. And they were just like, man, who the niggins with the kangol hair? He was like, all I heard one nigga said, I think that junk or that? You were up. That's crazy, man. That's the life, man. Because I show don't know what y'all are playing on that.

We did that. I haven't been a victim of my own laughter forever, man. Yes, sir. Put out of all the classes. I remember one time about my class, I wasn't even really doing that good at. People just asked me something. I was just like, man, please don't ask me nothing. Brother, Clair just fell out laughing.

Did you do? I didn't see it, though. I don't know nothing. I got threw out of class. I got to go to the office and everything. I just, I just, please don't ask me nothing today. Because they laugh. You got trouble.

Man, hell yeah. Now, we had this one. old-ed teacher named Mick Wilson. You know how on the first day of school. They'll be asking you, you know, they put your real name on there. They'd be like, John Richard Whitfield. It was everything you would prefer to be called. Right.

Now I'll be the tab to that. You know, man, fuck me that old lady. I meant that. I told her my first name was Jacob. She didn't wrote that shit on her paper and put it in her type rider. Oh. That lady called me Jacob all right until I graduated. No.

Mitt Wilson ain't got fucked up though. She was so old, D.C. She went and bought some groceries, right? She tried to reach over the back seat, and she sneezed and broke all her ribs. She was gone for half beer. God, damn. She was old. Snees?

Her shit was. Her bond was tender like this. She can't follow. It's a rap. She wanted to know. She slipped on. Lord, her mercy. We need them kind of teachers.

Yeah, I miss it. Yeah, and you can smell them. Teachers had them teeth. Like they have no brand, no label. They were teachers. J.C. Penny. Man. J.C. Penning.

Borship. Yeah. Yeah. De Mani, you don't never know when we start this show? No. I mean, I... Welcome back to the A. ...adts show.

We're going to change around here. We only talking to Gero-Landah's good superstar. And we got one in here with us today. here with us today. It's crazy because it don't even feel like you're a guest, man. No, they're family. They're nephew. They really don't watch you grew up.

Yeah. From being a comedian, a magician. For the show. A television star. Right. Brother, jokester. Mm-hmm. Now you're out here on your grown man.

Popping your shit. Right music. You crooning into the ladies. You're in there to tell you something. I appreciate it. None other than. Who? Demani.

Yeah, D'est. Domenes, top who? Well, that's it. If it ain't about the money. Excuse me, did you know he's gonna do that? I always say that one. No. No.

I ain't never thought of that until people started saying it. But he always pointed. Like, if you're there, he's like, if I was like, yeah, yeah, for sure. If I'm there, he won me on stage, everything. That's crazy that he named you Demani. Mm-hmm. That's fine.

Because he been getting to it. Brother, the family just went crazy, didn't? Yeah. Y'all just had a whole fallout. We ain't fallout. Man, but that shit was so dope to see that dope. Everybody in the whole family got to jump in and talk their shit. Beautiful.

Man, that shit is beautiful, man. I was like, this is a Jackson's legacy, right? That shit just reminded me of Joe Jackson, them. I feel like you would have got your ass roasted by all. Roasted by all five, Jackson, Five, if you would have said the wrong shit back in the day. I know somebody got a little disc record somewhere. Man, let me say something, bro.

That's the coldest group. You got both with the lighters. Look, they're gonna mark the light right down. Oh, that's all looking for it. That's the coldest group. Who you thought the cold a group? In history? Jackson's five, tilting.

Like that shit up, man. Where do you get your own candle from, though, to mind? Hold up. What the fuck was that candle left? Now you walk around with candles in your pipe. Come on, man. I know you're trying to be different, but with God, damn. I'm done.

I'm going to ask y'all, we all get your weed from. I ain't say all that, but that's a big-a-cattle, guy. That's in your pocket. That n'n't have a whole candle in his pocket. What did he get in this? And it's glad. Like, you have to walk careful. He said he ain't do magic no more.

Look at that deal one day. And for my next trip. Speaking of wait until Carlos realizes DC has both lighters. Hey, man. You know, I wonder how I got right here. That dig a put in here. That is, wow. I like how you just revealed the candle, though.

You need to bring it out. You brought your brand of candles. Yeah, it's me. You'd be at home pouring candles than right now. What are the smell like, you don't lit it up? Coconut. Yeah, it's coconut, sure. Okay.

All natural. It's a good candle. You make music and your brothers make music, man. How often do y'all get in there and put something together as a brotherly unit? Either one of us will make something that we just hear the other person on or we'll end up saying something about each other in the song and we're like, shoot, you got to get on it now. Or, um, it's really just, however, we may just be in the same room. Y'all ain't competitive, though. Y'all are competitive?

Yeah, yeah. Just like we getting dressed. Like, shoes, man, I'm afraid. I got the freshest outfit. You don't got the fresh outfit. I got the freshest version. Mm. So, yeah.

Talk to your talk. Man, the whole family messing with that music, though. Yeah. I want to see what hair is gonna do, man. She's a superstar. She's a superstar. That's crazy, because that's the one who my youngest daughter will be watching. For real?

You be watching an opera. I'd be like her. You're a cousin. Yeah. You're going to get it quick. Yeah, there's your cousin. Yeah, there's your cousin. Yeah, there's your cousin.

No, for sure, though. For sure. But now, we all just be creating, man. What did you think they're birthday bad for the little life? Crazy. Crazy. I ain't gonna lie. Your dad is my favorite rap, anyway.

Yeah. I can't wait to see this shit. It ain't too many of the music. I got no word for work. But I never get your perspective on that. That's always been. your favorite rapper. Always.

Like family, bro. What does that shit feel like did it go from? That's a good question. You know what I'm from being on the west side too? Yeah. It's an honor, first of all, and it just full circle how God worked. Because I remember my first introductory tea, me meeting your park. I heard my sister talk about him one time.

She was like, yeah, man, and they had this old light-skinned nigger up there bugging on everybody at the club and bounced. Look at the TI. Ooh, I'm like, that was the first time. But I'm like in the fourth grade. 5th grade, like 02, my partner had the 24 poster, you know, that when people had put posters on their wall. So he got, the post on their wall, and I'm like, who the head is here? He was like, T.I.

You don't know T. I'm like, no, man, you know, my photo, don't let me listen to music. He's like, yeah, he's going crazy. You heard some, 24, man. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, that's him. Because you know, back then the TV and the range of you putting the face to shit. Yeah.

It's you hearing shit. I'm still going off of ill. So I'm like, that's what he looked like. This is what he looked like. Okay, cool. From that point on, I didn't listen to every album. I bought every album. Nigger, I followed everything.

I don't get him fuck wood of wood. I followed and then for him to come full circle when he asked me to be in one of the videos on the West Side. Come broadcast live from the West Side. And that's what we built our relationship from then on there. West Side. family, bond. You're here today?

I first heard Tip on Greg Street, 6 o'clock album. You know what I'm saying? This is gonna fill them up. And I remember I see the nigga on BET. Right before I'm serious drunk, right? He had gave Tigger a gold two pick. And I remember that shit. The nigga had on the plaid valour shit with the kango.

And I was like, that niggas, now that nigg is sound like the nigg was off from. Right. Just like the way he talked. whole, you know what I'm saying, swag and all that. That's a down south. That's a South. We had a representation. Then I had the I'm serious junk.

Right. I had that shit, because it got leaked. I had to go back. I had to go back. First really hit, because that was one of my first bootlegs. I had to go back. I'm serious. Like album joint.

Like in the gas station, bootlegs? No, my boy used to have him. He was a computer whiz. So he was like the first nigger in my city with the burnt CD. Because we were paying $20 for the CD. 25, 30. But then we were getting, he was fucking them up where you can get the two foot of 10 and shit like that at first.

Then it went to the three for the five and shit like that. Right, right, right, right. So yeah, that was my first introduction and then I remember that shit and I fought with the album. I don't pull the, being in to bring them out. When the nigger really came up and was fuck the game up, it was with that never scared in the 24th. Oh yeah. But this one it resonated.

That's something the lavish summers of my life. But this one it resonated with us, when he was on, like you said, on Neveskill, he was like, I'm a bankhead, nigger, and I take your cookie. Nigger. You can't leave that first. Boy, don't kiss no ass and taste shit. Y'all, y'all, for show. I'm a grown man.

Find you somebody to play with, uh. And I was grown. If you don't like you, see me, better not say shit. You heard what he said. You don't like me. I remember going to put about a hundred minutes on my phone, man. That was that summer. That was right before I switched to the No Kill with the faceplate on that bitch.

Come on, man. Stop fucking playing with you. No, dude. No kill. Recharge that bitch. Thursday night of your phone don't get the two little battery bars about Sunday night, nigga. Ooh. Dang.

You can talk on your phone for four hours on one bar. That. I'm going to bring him out video. I was in a damn crew back. the day. Got late, my sister had her collar crank up. Damn, man. And get what your daddy said. As soon as I got there, they were like, man, we just got down finished the little damn part. And your daddy came around, he walked by, they were like, yeah, um, Tiltman, go on one of the young dad crew. Man, he doesn't miss it. He said,

yeah, man, we just did. That scene, Panoom. I said, yeah, that's him. Yeah, that was him right. They all back then, 06. That crazy, boy. Legendary, but. Hey, man, that nigga funny, though, bro. Yeah. You know what the funny is shit to me, though.

Maybe I was this nigga as somebody, like, try to rap or give him some music. That niggins change so quick. That nigga go from listening and just take credit. Yeah. He's fucking with that, brady. Not the day. Damn, but you kind of, oh, yeah. 25.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you had a golden age, boy. Yeah. My uncle's real. Hell yeah.

What I need to be doing? Sh-shy. Staggy money? Okay. Put that shit up. No, for real. Don't spend a lot of money. Because in five years, you're gonna look back at all the shit

that you bought and be like, the fuck I got about this shit for. Then you're gonna remember how much to talk. Then you kind of already had shit, so there ain't no need. So that need, if you want this shit, you don't need it. I don't be giving me. I want a dirt bite. For what? You had nine of them bitches.

Yeah. We grown. We still on the dirt back. Yeah, I know, yeah. You said that, I said, okay, I get it. You know, with about three dirt back came on one at 14. Yeah. He ain't rolled a bitch yet.

You know what? I've just been trying shit for about the last year. Before I buy some, I'm just asking I have it. I just hit the company up and just ask if they're getting it. Because that's the only thing stopping a lot of people from getting the shit that they won't ask for. Yeah. I need you to hear them say I can't have it. Say, tell me no.

So you're going to have for a free call. Because some people got a thing about saying no. They might get to you the thing. They might give it to you. I ask for all the shit I want. I'm going to go to the road rush though tomorrow. Hey, man, let me get that marfogne. Can you get out here?

Man, let me get that my fucking, man. No, you can't say that. Can I have it? Hey, man, I had this. Let me see a key right quick. I might be back. Would you give me one? Would you give me one?

Yeah. You never know, though. I'm gonna try it. Take some chances in life, man. That's what you should be doing. But always be ready for whatever come with your decision. Yeah. Yeah.

And start getting ready to get blamed for a lot of shit. Mm. Part of being a man. They're gonna blame some shit on you that you didn't do. And sometimes don't even tell your side. Let them have that. Right. Welcome.

Welcome. Welcome. That's real. Don't spend too much time and energy on the pit that ain't going to help you anyway. That's why I got the candles, man. I like the candle and just relax. Can they buy those? Are those for sale?

Yeah. Where you got them for sale at? They're on the website, and then when I be touring, I be having a market. You just not going to sell the website? Yeah. Somebody went and put their computer because they want to buy a damn candle, the money. Just the website? Nah, that would be dope.

It's called The Money Forever. See.com. But you could just go on my social media and type in candles. Ask me about the candles and I'll DM your link. So they DM you right now and be like candles, you're gonna send them some shit. Yeah. You know the e-fault. You know the e-foe.

Try to ask me about anything. All right, nigga, I'm going to see what you're going to say right now. I'm probably saying to next to me. Whatever you asked me. You only brought one? I'm going to see. I got another one. All right.

I got one. And I want it bad because I want to go out. You got to ask me if I want to give it to you first. Can I have one? Yeah. Hand those. Yeah. I was going to buy it just because it's you.

Oh, but you ain't bushing? Yeah. Y'all go hit up the money in the DM and type candles, me. Right. But you is a magician. How you do that? A nigga. A nigga shit.

I saw your finger, figure. No. Fucking around and bought a big-ass candle off Instagram a couple weeks ago. He liked camera. I felt like they was targeting me because the cancer was called Dark and Handsome. And I was like, for me to be dark and handsome and not have this motherfucker. I don't know why you even buy that? I bought it.

You sure have. Niggie the candle was talking about me. It was on my feed. I know they wanted me to have it. You didn't see it on your . I don't see how you got that. You ain't handsome. You got to get handsome.

That's crazy. Had it yet. But now, I'm a candle connoisseur as well. I can't do camels. What? I grew up on the whole of the house, so you got to understand. Candles, this ain't the thing, my boy. Hey, this show is really therapy, man.

Tell them why you can't fuck with it. Let me tell you something. First of all, it ain't nowhere safely to put tea. Like safely. Without burning something. Without you have to move a lot of shit away. Oh, you said a hoarder. Order.

Okay, yeah. Ain't no one. You gotta put that motherfucker in the middle of the hallway or some shit. When that nitty told me they had clothes in the other. Nah, you're lying. Nah. Nah, did you see? Man, one time, you know, I come from an older generation.

Where they bring their flower plants on the inside when they get cold. No, no, no. Man, my mama sticks some shit like this. By my bad room, man. Bring them up. Bring that. Go get the mother, two plants outside. I'm like, bro.

It's fucking two-lil- on this motherfucking tree, bro. She wondered how we got liltzes. You know, bro, the fucking junk. We had four lips. We had four lips in the house for like five years. This man, runnin' by a fast-ed-ed-drew. And they go that little, man.

Ever since we brought the plants in, oh, that fucking liver. Get this nigga away from me, man. Get this little. We had four lips in the house. Hey, we had four littlees for about five years. Hey, we were knocking down one by one guy. One guy big and fuck.

I can't fucking freeze, man. The one guy big and fuck, though. And we had to call it specialty for that, the motherfucker. We never had the food to get that motherfucker out. Oh, shit. And the folks said, we need to borrow your house about a week. Y'all got to go. They caught his head, though.

Boy, you stupid. Oh, man. That's right. That motherfucker almost killed me, man. Jesus. I have four little, that's the worst shit in the world, bro. Five years.

Oh, man. Imagine being in a house by yourself and you just hear shit going between bosses. You're going between bosses on the tail life. Yeah. Come on. Oh, bro. I ain't no roach doing those.

I ain't no roost doing that, bro. That's something big, bro. That's something big. I swear, bro. We caught that boy. Close in the oven. That's funny. Crazy part about it is.

I can't even smoke this one. We almost caught him and we cut a tail off. So when we caught him. He had no tell. He had no tell. But they'd grow another. That's the one that we were looking for for like the lad three. Yeah, once the tell.

No tell? Because you know, sometimes they'll lead to tell. Some of them, that shit, they could just make that shit come off. So he probably made a thing we cut the tail off and he was just like, man, I gave y'all that. Ooh, he falking us up because that kept him in the house for another three years. You can usually catch them once the tail fall off because they make them slower. You know some, but how you know? I'm from the country.

Because the shit didn't, and then it wasn't that fan or it was like. He used to catch animals and shit. And when you live around a bunch of animals, that is a whole challenge. There's a whole challenge just to find a way to catch them without hurting them and shit. Yeah. We used to be out of-cared traps. Exactly. I got a-mong got a picture of me outside before school.

I might have been like six. Got a crazy-looking bird trap. Did you catch any birds? I didn't catch any birds. I was just feeding the birds. I was trying to catch it them. I didn't catch it because I did it right. So the system was right.

Yeah. go and get a real net. And I tried to make my own net out of yarn. Oh, absolutely. It wasn't right. You don't kill the bird. What happens? Pretty bird.

Now, we used to take the nest. Go fuck with the bird's nest. You'll take the nest? Yeah, we'll take that shit back to the crib. Yeah, about four birds one time. Yeah, the edge? They didn't make it. They was a little blue egg.

I did that, too. What happened, bro? I hatched it in my mom found them. I was like, y'all get some goddamn birds out of there. Mines ain't never hatched. You know, they never had. You watched them? I put them in some clothes in my dressing.

Now, we left them outside. We moved to where we knew it would be and then we came from school. Man. See, I didn't know. Y'all just those were some Jurassic paw heads. It was a little blue head. So y'all took the bird, so y'all took the eggs from the bird. Yeah, took the nest and then we moved it to like a, I was always scared to do that.

I was always scared to do that. Then when we came home, we saw that, we were like, oh shit, they actually... They say if you fought with the nest, the birds go crazy. That would always scared me. I touched the bird in there one time. I remember, bro, I don't even like talking about it. That bird was so goddamn close, bro. You never saw a bird face, where they were like, ah!

Oh, dang. I took that motherfucker next, bro. That motherfucker was like. Boy, I couldn't sleep about a week. Hey. Yeah. The evening, and I caught the egg, put them in. They hibernating and shit.

Yeah. I don't know what time. That war. It didn't work. No, it didn't work for me. There's no shortcut for saving time. But saving money is simple. Just combine your car and home insurance with Bel Air Direct and save.

Get a quote at bellair direct.com. This is Michael Rappapaport and my podcast the I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast is unlike anyone you've ever heard. We're a variety show. And if you're looking for strong opinions, funny opinions about sports, entertainment, politics, pop culture, and whatever else catches my attention, then subscribe now. This kid, Jafar Jackson, is as good as Rami Malik as Freddie Mercury. And it's as good as Timothy Shammalae as Bob Dylan.

And I say that with love and respect for both of those actors. And I don't know how many Oscar nominations they give out. I don't know if it's five, six for best actor. 150% this kid Jafar Jackson should absolutely positively get nominated for his portrayal as Michael Jackson. Listen to I Am Rap Report on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear? I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to.

I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success. Listening is a form of love. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at soundedouttogether.org. That's sounded outtogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal. I'm Jake Brennan. And on my podcast, Hollywoodland, I revisit some of the biggest stories from Hollywood history, separating the myths people want to believe from the reality underneath them.

Like how the story of Marilyn Monroe isn't just the story of a Hollywood icon. Marilyn Monroe has become so iconic that her death can only be explained through conspiracy theories. And for some fans who can't let go, these stories have metastasized from conjecture to exacerbation. fact. So on August 4th, 1962, Marilyn Monroe died. Then the rumors started, and she died again. And now, we're going to set the record straight and learn about the way Marilyn Monroe actually died, the third way. Learn more about what happens when fame, media obsession, and conspiracy collide. Listen to Hollywoodland on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We used to do all kind of weird shit in the country like that.

I'd be one of the kids when we used to play in the woods and break bottles and shit. Yeah, we did. Don't kid don't understand. That was a rush breaking bottles. I don't know what the fuck that did. I just love that sound. Breaking a bottle. Middle of the street.

Who left them old-ass bottles? It was a lot of them, bro. It was just bottles. You grew up in Georgia, I was just fucking bottles. So that means that they got bottles, just empty bottles, all of them. All across America, that kids grew up breaking. It was just bottles every fucking lab, brother. I feel like we didn't have a real childhood

if you ain't get in trouble for breaks from glass. Now you can't even really see no bottles. Why is this shit so like refreshing, like, refreshing though? It's just like you just release all. That motherfucker, if you think about it, it is physical therapy because now you put all your emotions and whatever that's frustrating you into this glass.

And the sound of it breaking, it's like, It evaporated. And you know what go good with that when you're a kid? Cussing. And ain't nobody there. You motherfucker! Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Cussing used to head so hard for when you kid.

You remember when you could just walk outside and just be a kid and just laugh? You come outside to all your friends. Man, what you was in there doing? Get my dick sucked. Yeah. This thing is crazy. What do you say? You say we get this dick, suck at all?

No one to Dave, bro. In there fucking your mom with them big ass tits. Hey, man, fuck you. You don't remember that? Sexualizing your friends, mama? And tell barber fine ass come see me late on. All right? You get your ass, you're playing like that.

What? Are you stupid, bro? We used to do that shit. We all had, like, one person in the hood that had whatever. Like, you were the Kool-A. That's the house we gonna play basketball at. He got all the games. He didn't have a homeboy to find that mama.

Hey. Not around my way, boy, that was high. I'm telling me about... That's why we got lips in our house, man. Everybody got that one pocket. What? What? Oh, I like Cougars.

I'm gonna pull them in. They like you too. That's what you got. working in your favor? I was 19. Shmash it and... Because I'm really front of to see them, man. I don't know what we're talking to the bus.

I know he's talking about. You're working through therapy tonight, man. You're going through some shit. I'll have to see them. You're going to get a message on Facebook. Keep my name at you. She's a little show. I taught you a little show.

I'll like to him, bro. And her son will go and her son. My son were going to school with my nephew, but he was like in the Lamma grade. So when he would come home from school, he'd see my car. I just lived high school last year, okay? You hit me. I used to tell him about you. You're about to graduate, ain't?

I'm gonna know you. I'm a year behind you. I'm a year behind you. He went to school with. I was about to him from old niggum. I turned to an old nigga when I graduated. I'm like, hey, man, you're still in that build and I left me. You still in.

How many more years you got? Hey, man, I can't have it, man. They like that young guy. You got to say. I wish I was in school. What? That's what you got to say. You got to say, it really good for you.

Hey, I'm trying to tell you. If I could take, if I can go back. If I can go back. No, I don't want to go there and what I know now. No. Sure is it. I don't think if I do go back. and do anything different from my childhood.

I had a beautiful childhood. I don't give me that. All the ups and the lines I take them. I'll just be fresh. That's the only thing I'd go back and do. You ain't have to be, though. That's the best thing about the child. That was it.

But if I was the old old shn't know what I'm saying. Just being the freshest nigga with the jade, the one, man, please. You know one thing I wish I would have been on a dead account. I would go back and make sure that we never change. But I really wish we still lived in a time, nigger, where Spider-Man's shoes was the shit. Like, you remember childhood? I fucking hate that we got into this. We had to get old, though.

We were the generation. There's no grown man to be walking around with no Spider-Man's shoes. But I'm just saying, what if that trend would have never died? Because when we was in school, you showed up with a ninja turt shirt, you was the coffee, motherfucker, man. Everybody made sure they look. Hey, hey, you seen D.C. He got the motherfucker with Michael Angelo like this.

The whole school would have came and saw that shirt. See, I'm a Pokemon era. See, y'all shit with a fresh like I was, though. Pokemon? Pikachu was the little shit. Yeah, we were at Ninja Turtles, bro. Bigot you. Who went on her saying, all that shit.

Despite real crime in New York City, nigga, for less than minimum wage. Who? To my Batman? No, the Ninja Turtles. Nigger. Batman was a trillion there. I fought with Ninja Turtle, too. What you grew up for?

I like the Hulk. The Hulk? Yeah. Hell no. Yeah. That nigga got to get angry first. Nah, that hook cool. He's a nice guy.

The hook that jump had a lot. I like the original hook. Yeah, yeah, the green one. That one fucking was a very nice guy until he pushed his button. And then he would beat the fucking shit out of here. That one had an angle problem. He didn't. I liked the hook.

Then when they came out with the toy, with the hands, the hook hands. The whole point of the show was, don't be fucking with people. Right. about the big green monster. Everybody got that big, everybody turned to the hulk if you fuck with them long enough. And control in your eyes. To a degree.

Some nigga think they the hook, but you, Tom and Jerry. I mean, you still might whoop that niggas, baby. He mad. Shut up. Hey. Not a hook, sir. I've noticed that about a lot of YouTube fights. The mad motherfucker don't usually win 90% of them.

It's always a motherfucker like, all right. I'm a bitch. Okay All right, man, I'm a bitch You got it Fla- You got it Fractures that nigga back And shit

That be the bad part He didn't even touch that motherfucker You ain't never fuck with no martial arts And shit like that I was in karate How far did you go? I I split a wood

With my head Oh boy you're good What's something wrong with you here? I'm a kid. I'm a kid. So let you know that you have got advanced. When I got older, I think that they were saying I had a big head. No.

Everybody wanted your head but in the planks. You probably asked for that, though. No, I probably didn't. But you broke it, though. I broke it. That means you good. When you don't break it is when you have to decide on something else. I really just committed.

What's the trick? I'm throwing my eyes and I just said, ah. That's it? It's a real like a two by four. It was a real, I mean, it was thin enough for me to break it. Oh, okay, okay. Everybody was going like this, elbow kicking it. I said, you, head buddy.

Oh, you committed. You luck at that shit worked out because if it didn't, that was going to make everybody, isn't that look crazy as hell? I tried that shit. That shit ain't worked. Like, me, you are a terrible teacher. I went over that with my son. When the fuck we had time to play this?

You're going to tell him on the spot. No, fuck you, sir. Now the little motherfucker's sleeping and won't. He keeps drifting in and out of sleep. Why you let my son be the one that? Come here. Hey, come in. Did y'all practice headpins?

Now, he said y'all never did headbutts, but why are you going to sing out the little black child? I'm bringing in. I'm playing the race card. He's stupid. Hell, no. Yeah. Talk about you ain't in there with him.

It was fun. They ain't practiced headbutts with my son. You ain't went over there with my son. Baby, just sleep all that damn day now. All they practice is enough for you to do that. This was in front of people. Yeah. They had the parents come right.

You're right. You're right. That just wouldn't work out. Oh, I'm going to sue the hell out of the poor wife. What man did you do that, son? Don't worry about it. You, come here. I want anything.

Y'all ain't even pre-dresses. You're stupid, man. You've never done it before. No. That adrenaline. Because y'all don't never practice until it's time to actually do it, bro. How the fuck do you start practicing for that, though? Bro, could they trick you.

I did it. I didn't break it. That's how I know. I'm like, you did it with your head. I'm one of the ones. Like, wow, he's great. So you have to be at home doing shit like, like, I don't know what shit like this or something. How do you get you?

All that is pressure. When they say, you really got to do it, man, that shit. My shit ain't work. Oh, no. I was goddamn. That'd been the night break, gang.

He went in their head. Oh. He should be a black belt tomorrow. What? You might should have stuck with that. No. You actually wanted a few who could pull it off. It's discipline, bro.

Karate is discipline. It's discipline and stretching and all that extra shit. I get a lot of them. Just stay active as a kid. You're not doing no win-me-a-kick on nobody. No. No, that's what I'm saying. Like, some of that shit, I'd be like,

bro, I don't want to learn that. If you stay in there longer enough, you will. But some of that shit you just want to learn for yourself, and some of that shit, you'd be like, bro, I don't really need to learn that. I want to learn that. The wind-meil kick, keep that one, gang. I want to learn all that shit.

If you kick without looking, you better hit them. You don't want to do it? What are they called, grappling? Or when you get on the ground? I want to learn the pressure points so I can hit the motherfucker further. Because they'd be knowing shit. Like, you know, if you hit a motherfucker under the fingernail

that shit on theirself. It's called the wolf grip. You hit them like that. You get them in the palm of the hand and they bowels just released, right? Niggia doo-doo. Don't even know how he do-doo. Yeah.

I want to know that spot shit. You hit the motherfucker in the neck that make them squint it all up. I want to know all that shit. No, they definitely got him. I know. You hit him, you hit the big of the picture. They say Steve Zagall or black duck.

I know. And he racist. And he mean. He heard he races. He'd be whooping everybody's on accident. I don't like none of you niggias. I'm like, who? Come on.

Let's make it look real, don't you? Yeah, he's a big asshole from what people. Know what I heard. This is about three hours of work for YouTube footage of people complaining about working with him. Like the extras and shit, he'd be breaking their wrists and shit for real. They just can't do shit about it. He's crazy, man.

He'd be beating them out of 30 people for real. He hitting them for real with hard punches and shit. Like, bitch, we're supposed to be acting. Don't touch me. And he's whooping their ass. Steve's Seagal really only be saying nothing to him, move. Jeline a dude from John Wick. Yeah.

He just act. Get in, soon as he gets in, run. Take off. I love John Wick. Feel you. Go. Looking back at the Steven Seagal movies, they was really some bullshit.

This motherfucker was... Black people just like karate, bro. What is it? He was so tough in all his movies. Why do we like these shit? This wasn't how I knew that racism was real. Steve Sagar beat up a whole gang of Jamaican niggas by himself.

Come on, man. Screw face. Remember he killed the brother. He found out there was another screw face. The Jamaican. He was jumping out on some real Jamaican ganges and shit. Man, I'll cut your face. You know, cut my face.

Come on, cut my face. I want to see you cut off my face. You're a tough guy. Come cut up my face. Oh, my clock. And then he fucked the Jamaican nigga all that. He makes sure he break both his arms. Sprint both his legs,

both a nigga in the eye, whacked the book on them. He fucked all them up. Exhaustively. He cut the one Jamaican nigga head off. Drawing up and open a bag of dread. Then the niggins start bling in shit. The Jamaican.

Do you remember, what's that motherfucker? Mark Fadell when he got shot up and was in a coma. That nigga hit a liquor store robbery videotape in the wall of his house. He went to them people's house, ripped the whole refrigerator off, went up in the wall, got the tape. Hey, man, that he's like too bad. He didn't live here anymore. You ain't seen it.

They made that niggins like Superman, buddy. Man, Steven Seagal. I don't think Steve Seagal got an ad whooping down one of his moves. That's the whole point. That nigga got all these movies. Can't nobody hit this movie. Can't nobody whoop his head. Man, he knocking niggas off of motorcyclings and shit.

And he'll never get off his feet. He's stay on his feet. And he's got one black outfit and a ponytail holder. Whop everybody ass. Crazy hips. Go back and watch some John Claude Van Damme movies too. This nigga training on the island with some booty shorts. That's damn, guy.

You can't kick me in the tree. You remember that one where they killed his brother in the karate tournament and shit? Bloodsport. Exactly. All right. That's history. I fuck with grease. Yeah.

Okay. I know by grease. Nope. Line heart? Oh, damn. Y'all don't fuck with grease? The movie, right? No.

Was it a movie or the TV show? What, Greece? It was a movie. John Travolta. Oh, that shit came on. I thought it was a TV show. Now, I did it alone. That one, I thought it was a TV show.

You watched that? What, Greas? Hey, yeah. But, well, I always wanted a black leather jacket, what? Yeah. What? The white t-shirt upon the black leather jacket. Got the honey, yeah.

You want to be one of the T-Bird? Man, what? I thought it was cool. That jumping over the hood on the car? Shit, that one I got that shit, bro. There's no shortcut for saving time, but saving money is simple. Just combine your car and home insurance with Bel Air Direct and save. Get a quote at bellair direct.com.

This is Michael Rappaport, and my podcast, the I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast, is unlike anyone you've ever heard. We're a variety show, and if you're looking for strong opinions, funny opinions about sports, entertainment, politics, pop culture, and whatever else catches my attention, then subscribe. Now, this kid Jafar Jackson is as good as Rami Malik as Freddie Mercury, and it's as good as Timothy Shamaulay as Bob Dylan. And I say that with love and respect for both of those actors. And I don't know how many Oscar nominations they give out, I don't know if it's five, six for best actor.

150% this kid Jafar Jackson should absolutely positively get nominated for his portrayal as Michael Jackson. Listen to I Am Rap Report on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear? I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to. I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success. Listening is a form of love. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at soundedouttogether.org.

That's sounded outtogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal. I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Hollywoodland, I revisit some of the biggest stories from Hollywood history, separating the myths people want to believe from the reality underneath them. Like how the story of Marilyn Monroe isn't just the story of a Hollywood icon. Marilyn Monroe has become so iconic that her death can only be explained through conspiracy theories. And for some fans who can't let go, these stories have metastasized from conjecture to accepted fact. So on August 4, 1962, Marilyn Monroe died.

Then the rumors started, and she died again. And now, we're going to set the record straight and learn about the way Marilyn Monroe actually died, the third way. Learn more about what happens when fame, media obsession, and conspiracy collide. Listen to Hollywoodland on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I can't believe how many bullshit movies I don't watch in my life. One, like, we used to be in Monty House, my cousin, she used to just like, just back in the date when everybody had to watch the same shit type. She was the oldest, so she would make us watch these old-ass, boring,

and black and white movies and shit. Then we started liking them. Then we're the best, though, for real. Yeah, we're in Casablanca. Yeah, let me collapse. That's a bottle. You're the best one though. No, it's a movie.

That's tequila bottle. You saw the posse, the first one. Posse? Yeah. Outlaw Posse. You're talking about the Mario Van Peeville? Yeah. Man, when the shit out?

When? Posse. That shit been out. That shit was all in theaters, everyone. Ha ha ha! Yeah. Got my producing debut, theater debut. I didn't see.

That's the one I ain't seen. You got to fuck with him all that. I said, good. What is on? What platform? All on. Okay. I'll watch that shit.

I got all that shit. You're going to fuck with some movies? Yeah. Yeah. It looked like I thought about it too long. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you live like that one guy. He didn't go out with the movie?

Yeah. It did. Not because I saw the other podcast you did. You said you had to turn down the family hustle and they were paying the bag. Yeah. No. Yeah. Why would you do that, bro?

I felt like I just had to get up out of there. I feel you on that too, my boy. But the movies, I say, yeah, the only reason it seemed like I was hesitant is because I don't want to disrespect the craft. Like I would have to really focus on it, take acting classes, which I will, but it's people that really, like I'm in the music, they end in the acting, they end the movies. That was so, too. So that's a good take on.

That shit is hard though, bro. A lot of people that can't, ain't ready for the getting turned down part. People think that, no matter of care, you act. You got to do a hundred audition, eh. Right. And they're going to say, wow, that was great too. Well, hey, what? You'll get a call back in all that.

Y, y'all, y'all. And get what? Then don't come out of it. Don't come out of you. Somebody else got the job. Keep on push. But that's the only reason I'm hesitant because it's like you really got to. I got to go as hard in net as I am with the music.

It's like, hey, am I ready to do that? I don't want disrespect to craft. I feel. But I love it, though. You're a good person, man. You're gonna go crazy. You're gonna go far, my fun. Yeah.

You like, you do the movies? You like the movies? Fuck, whatever. I'm just like entertainment. What's your saying? Fucks with all that shit. It ain't even got to be the movie, nigga, it could be the radio, whatever. Yeah.

Radio show. Hell yeah. Anything dealing with the art. for them, the Renaissance. I want to find out a way to get in their prison shit. So I just want to record some audio and just be talking shit. What's talking about, I got? You know, like, in the prisons, they got a whole, like, radio network of certain

shit that they can listen to. Like, dang, I ain't trying to go drinking. I want to put some comedy audio on that shit and just have it, like a comedy channel. Right. Because I know ain't nobody got one. Comedy channel. They probably got one out of listening. I'm a nigga being doing it.

No, they probably got one. It just ain't us, though. Like, be watching us on YouTube and shit. I know, but it's, you know that, um... It's an actual, like, some pretty shit. Yeah, they got the, like, tapas and shit. Yeah. And they got, like, a playlist they can go on there and buy shit and listen and search shit.

But it's separate. It's like an Apple Music for prison. Oh, shit. Y'all didn't know that shit? Yeah, no. What was on? He go letting them in the children. I know there's money in the prison.

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody ain't broke. I heard that with, uh, Yeezy or, you know. Well, Yey's original plan was to make some clothes and sell them to the prisons. That's what I heard. Why he got that money? Because he'd be thinking what niggas ain't thinking.

Right. Hell yeah. Drop the slides, not in, people ain't even know them for the prison. Slides, eat slides. That's why I ain't never slide up in none. It looked like prison. Yeah, it looked like some jail shit. I'm fucking with them boots, though.

But we turned, all about, we turned into some swag. Yeah. Who's hoots? Oh, they would first put out for people in print. That would I heard his angle was. That probably was the inspiration. They're definitely some jail-laher sneaker for the most part. Boy, fuck with all the easies, though.

Yeah, I definitely, he definitely need to get, he should get his just-do over there. But he might be through with all that shit. He said the wrong shit about the wrong people. What you got coming out now? We're doing shit to say. That's it. We know.

Shoot. Candles. I'm going crazy with the products. Products going crazy. Candles, vinyl, record players, blankets, clothes. Blankets thing? Yeah. What?

What? What? What's your blanket is going on? I got sure. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I'm probably pre-order a blanket. Yeah, that's what it is.

Man, you got to get on. It's on pre-order. We can't let the money get up out of here and not sure. Get up out of here and I show your music good. Helly. Real? I really don't even be doing it. He don't fuck with the freestyle shit.

You don't fuck freestyle? Hell no. Unless you're sway. Sway, I always say, I know how you feel the money, but. Damn, I can't do that way. I know how you feel the money. Ha ha. Ha ha.

Is that. Let's see the whole site. Oh, you got some dope shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The money forever. Mondeaforever. Make sure you go hit that website up, the money, forever.com, man.

For sure, for sure. Amen. I had four letters for five years. Amen. I'm not. Yeah, man. Start this shit. I had four little for five years.

The crazy boy is, man, I don't even know if you bush is in the night. All right, why did? I love, I love doing this type of shit. What? He about cost money? Defu. What I did? Come on with that few.

Give me a ride. Hey. Show you right, that dude. Come on, man. Hey. Why this? He ain't fucking with you. He's asleep.

Your call has been forward. Your call has been forwarded. Hey. Fuck! Don't worry, bat. Y'all ever been somewhere and they asked you all to call this celebrity and they didn't answer? Mm-mm. Who they asked you to call?

I always said, nah. They didn't ask me to call nobody. Call someone. He got me for it. He didn't ask you. See, look, he got to call someone. I got a call. Got me fuck.

When someone don't answer. That hurt my feeling. Don't nobody love me. Bro, what if I need you, bro? Oh. Good. You ever call your celebrity friend? Nobody picked up for me anymore.

I don't even know if I... I don't know. I call y'all. Shoot. I call y'all. Hey, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, I call all my celebrity friends. Yeah. I call it.

I don't call. I got to do a better job by that. You need to start calling. I don't call. I call some people, but I don't call. Because I know how that shit feels. Y'all be on y'all down time. And you be chiller.

You just got a call and say what's up. That too. But I know you be chilling, so I know you feel it. It's like, I'm thinking. I'm thinking and you thinking and you know I'm thinking about you. You know what goes. It's crazy though. Just be thinking that.

I'm fucking don't be doing shit for real. Right. They don't really be doing shit for real. They don't really be doing on their piece and they be black. Doing shit, about to go grab me a slice of pieces and watch the rest of the goddamn. Stranger thing. I appreciate your hollering at me, man. I'm feeling to get back up.

I'm gonna get back up. When I get back fucking round, I'm gonna fuck around with you. That's- They called back. I call them. Bro, we had lizards, man. He's the only person that can verify this story, because he was there too. He saw the lizard. Because I had to tell him about the lizard.

He didn't see the lizard for a year. I'm the only one they called it. So it was like I had the story. To somebody else, lay eyes on it too, they were like, bro, I saw it. I was like, see, you know I went lying. He ain't lying up. That motherfucker ain't enough. Hey man, I can't talk to this name because over the years I have known him.

He didn't went from hoarder house because they had lizards in that bitch. Roaches in that bitch and the lizards didn't eat the roaches. And they said, oh, you ain't lie. The morocke. Damn, bro. See the shit I have to put over there. And I had to go to school knowing I got lizards in my house. This ain't a good feeling, bro.

No, I can't have a company. I can't let you know I got a lizard in my house. When my father found out I had a lizard in my house, he told the whole school. That wasn't your friend. Boy, told the whole school. And that was the day the lizard wanted to come out and be seen. That shit was so crazy. Yeah.

Have you made your favorite song yet? Probably not. Me having to think, probably not. than that. You be thinking. Which one came first? The chicken or the egg? Chicken or the egg?

Yeah. I feel like, dang, chicken or the egg. I'm gonna say the egg, man. How the fuck they gonna have an egg with no chicken? Everything starts from an egg. What an egg comes from? A sperm go to an egg. So when people say they don't eat chicken, they eat eggs, they don't think they eat chicken?

Chicken? Y'all are high. Huh? He high. Y'all I did with look up, I heard, was... It's coming from chickens. Eggs are definitely chicken. Yes.

There's a variety of eggs that are edible that we don't have access to. I just recently learned it. What you mean? There are plenty of other eggs out in nature that we could eat that are edible that are better than chicken eggs. We just don't have access to them. So you're telling me if we was to get like a rhinoceros, What? I thought you were talking about what I was talking about.

And you could, you put that motherfucker on the store. You like, damn, what that ronautil? Motho. Motho-a-a-a-a-a- like. So what other ed, you're talking about that we ain't got assed too? Because we can't get no rhinoceros egg, no one. There ain't no rhinoceros eggs. You right, because they just had a baby.

The mammal. The mammal. Yeah. They don't hatch. You're right. You're right. Ragnosv's don't hatch. Hey, bro.

If we were playing the game show, we were long. We're at top. Ragnosven got eggs for 200 please. No, man. You're stupid. But I like where that conversation is going, though. But what is we don't have access to? ostrich.

Ostrich. Okay. That's a very popular one. Ostriches have eggs. Okay, cool. So you could do an ostrich scrambled egg. Yeah. You get an omelet.

A feast. That egg about this fucking big, though. Damn. But you see why I'm going with your wrong animal. And you need a knife to get inside that bitch. Look it up. Where? People eat the shit out of ostrich eggs.

They just big. So they got goose eggs and all that other type of shit. Yeah, I don't think you should do that. I don't think you should do that. No, I'm just saying. You probably could, though. Just saying. Yeah, there's a lot of shit out there we can't get no access to.

Yeah, we used to. What I thought you were saying was, I just recently learned that all eggs that chicken hatch don't turn out to be chickens. They just eggs. They just eggs. You knew that? Yeah. You knew that? Hell no.

You didn't know that. So the missis are going to be eggs. Yeah. Some chickens just, they just lay eggs and they're not always going to hatch. They got, they got, they got, you know. chickens that don't want to lay a whole bunch of eggs. That's what they do. On a daily basis, they're just going to lay eggs, and they're not hatching.

So that motherfucker never grew, it's just in that motherfucker? No, it's just an egg. It's just an egg. It only hatch or turns to the chicken when a rooster come in and mate with it. And sometimes they eat them. So in order for a chicken to become a chicken and hatch, a rooster must come and mate with the eggs. Yeah.

I never know that. No, not made with the eggs. She's going to lay some eggs whether she's been doing it or not. Right, right. That's what I'm saying. But if she's been doing it, now they got some chicken. They got some chicken. Now, that makes totally sense.

That makes sense. A chicken going hatch regardless, they're going to lay eggs. Wait till y'all find that women lay eggs. What do you mean? When they have a... What? When they have ditching. You'll figure it out.

She'll have an old folks do, man. Just keep living. Yeah, it's living. I had some taste me eggs. Look at that lady back there smiling. She's no women be laid eggs. What you mean? What you mean?

You got to put me up on games, I can know what going on. Bid leaving bird tricks and shit around the house. You have the reference to an old trend on Twitter. People, this is the young niggs on there really thought women laid eggs. See? Niggins think my rhinoceros trip. You think of rhinoceros leg. You fucked up.

That's a big egg. I ain't know how the motherfucker came out game. I ain't never saw one of them. They're born. Yeah, they'd be hit the ground. They man. They're going to hit the ground like a direct. Yeah, like a gym.

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And if you're looking for strong opinions, funny opinions about sports, entertainment, politics, pop culture, and whatever else catches my attention, then subscribe now. This kid, Jafar Jackson, is as good as Rami Malik as Freddie Mercury, and it's as good as Timothy Shamaulay as Bob Dylan.

And I say that with love and respect for both of those actors. And I don't know how many Oscar nominations they give out, I don't know if it's five, six for best actor. 150% this kid Jafar Jackson should absolutely positively get nominated for his portrayal as Michael Jackson. Listen to I Am Rap Report on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I am Rapiport Podcast. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?

I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to. I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success. Listening is a form of love. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at soundedouttogether.org. That's sounded outtogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal. I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Hollywoodland, I revisit some of the biggest stories from Hollywood history. separating the myths people want to believe from the reality underneath them.

Like how the story of Marilyn Monroe isn't just the story of a Hollywood icon. Marilyn Monroe has become so iconic that her death can only be explained through conspiracy theories. And for some fans who can't let go, these stories have metastasized from conjecture to accepted fact. So on August 4, 1962, Marilyn Monroe died. Then the rumors started, and she died again. And now, we're going to set the record straight and learn about the way Marilyn Monroe actually died, the third way. Learn more about what happens when fame, media obsession, and conspiracy collide.

Listen to Hollywoodland on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, then come over there, they eat the slam off of them. Oh, tell you, but he's stupid, boy. You dumb in here. Man, man. You're 25, boy. Got a lot of living, boy. 25, man.

Yeah, 2.5. Two five. What's the hardest part about being an adult right now? Mm. Because you're paying bill now, boy. Paying bills. That shit sucks. Yeah.

That's the word. Every month. Yeah, what's you talking about? There's no skip on it. Yeah, it doesn't stop. Yeah. There's no. Ro, Ray, no, man.

That's a great. I don't know, man. I would say maybe the transition. But I wanted to do it. I jumped right in it. Right in there. Yeah. You moved up as I graduated.

Shit, I ain't no way. I would have still been there. I would say that I was 34. Y'all stand with your parents for a long time? Yeah, shit. If I could change it, I'll be. My mom has right motherfucking now. I can't do it.

My mom would have a hoarder. You should have, you got a mother. I saw what she did when I tried to bring a girl alone. Yeah. I moved out probably a month after I graduated. I'm gonna stay at the front though when I tried to bring the girl home. That shit was so fun. I can't do that.

I had a ball. I ain't live there, what I'm saying. That what I'm trying to tell you, it's so much freedom once you get the hell on. You're like, oh yeah, I'll really make the rude. Because when you stay at your parents' house, it's their rules. You still a child. You're still a child. What's you talking about?

My first place that I had was haunted. that I had was haunted like a motherfucker. It was honey. Hell yeah. It was just a one-bedroom apartment that bitch was haunted like that. How you know, guy? Nigger.

You ever have some shit happening that was so unbelievable that you could never tell nobody because you knew they wouldn't believe the shit? Right. When I lived in that place, this is the first time and the only time this shit happened, right? This is...

My bedroom part was haunted, right? Because... Something like the fucking bed was just vibrate. Like, you can feel the shit vibrating. Uh-huh. Because I had had, you know, some ladies come through that, and they felt the shit, and they're like, what is that? And I was like, I don't know.

I didn't live by no train or no shit like that. It was just that little part used to always vibrate. And then one time, just when I knew the shit was haunted, because I almost got electrocuted in that bitch. It was a dryer. No, check this out. I had a dresser, right, with a TV on it. And I had the TV plug into the wall.

But it had one of them loose-ass pockets. You know, the socket be loose like the plug be sagging out. I had a hanger, some kind of way, that fucking fell off the dresser. And it pulled the TV cord just enough. And that bitch fell directly on the socket and blew out the whole outlet. You're on some final destination thing. You got a bite that bit, though. I definitely moved.

That's crazy. I'm talking about this shit blew the whole socket. Oh, I'm out this bit. It blew it like out the wall. Oh yeah, I'm out this bit. Yeah, that shit was crazy. I'm out this bit. Nephew.

Hey, man, tell them folks, remember we had that lizard in the house. Hey, how long that motherfuck was in the house, nephew? Hey, fool, these d'nick thing I be bushed. All right, bitch. You're talking about running all through that bit. Like, hey, we're hit crib. Come on, man. From bringing the plants in there.

Bringing the plants in. Bringing the plants in. I saw it. The bit jumped off the plant. Once he go between something, out of out. Over with. Done. Out of it.

You ever had a cricket in the house? That's the worst. There ain't no sleep in that. Oh, then the worst. Ain't no sleep in that bitch, man. You might be just go ahead, just lay down. No, you ain't going to sleep. Just lay down.

They close your eyes. At that point, you gotta get used to cricket. That's some country shit right there. That motherfucker never stop. But you know what in the South, we got crickets out. We got crickets outside. Right. So I stay in one of them houses.

We'll have had a screen, though, but we'll lead the door open. Like, we come from there, lead the whole door open, but the screen don't close. Just door open. We don't get a fuck. We ain't got shit. Anybody can walk in the aisle. They're going to throw. I heard you echo.

Damny. I was still thinking about your question. What? About the egg? Nah, the adult thing, what you're saying? Yeah, being an adult. Yeah, I was thinking about taxes and insurance. Shit on your ad, but damn, boy, that's shit crazy.

Man, you got to pay for insurance just in case some shit happens. Don't it make more sense to just not have insurance and then save the money so you'll have some cash in case some shit happens? Right. I don't need another person to negotiate and tell them what the fuck I need. Basically what they're saying is pay me to have three people. $1,000 just in case you need it. So when something happened, they're like, you know what?

I'm going to pay $15. Hold up, D.C. We should be able to get insurance on our fucking insurance. It's just another bill, though. Yeah, but we need insurance, insurance. Look how much insurance been fucking up, right? We need to get the insurance

to cover the shit that insurance won't cover. And you got to say the right when you make a claim, you say the wrong shit. You're done. Fuck health care. I need sick insurance, nigger. Just sick on the regular. I need sick insurance.

I don't get a fuck. That should cover every time I get sick. Whether I broke my leg or my fuck, or I'm coughing. They should cover every time I get sick. Anytime I need some medical attention. I need my sick insurance. Nick ain't worry about it.

Right. But then people be acting like they're sick when they really ain't sick. Just to get a bed and get. Get some food. I'm sick. Y'all, what y'all got in their kitchen? Oh, they're people really sick, gang.

Your insurance should have to get you out of jail if something happened to you. What if your shit expired today you get locked up? But I'm saying, if you get locked up for, like, a traffic violation or something shit, like suspended license. You can use your insurance for collateral. Your insurance should be able to get you out.

I got a $100,000 a life insurance. I got $1,500 a bun. If something happens to him, you get that on the back in. You can take me to jail for, like, a ticket because I got insured. Right. You should just give me my ticket and let me go to court since I'm already insured. Because I'm an insured individual.

I ain't out here walking uninsured. Right. My life registered. I probably ain't got no car, but my life register. Got to let me go, game. You got to. It ain't obstruction because if somebody hit me on register. I got liability on my body.

That's basically telling these people like, hey, this car ain't worth fucking with. If something happened to do it. That's all liability and insurance is like, hey, man, if something happens to this bitch, don't fix them. Right. Hey, boy, if somebody hit you, they hit you. They hit you. Then make sure you cover it. Yeah, man.

Don't even fucking with it if something happened. That is. Live business, just say that. You libel. You liable. You liable. That shit liable. What?

This shit hard, though, man. That shit hard. Life is hard, especially being an adult. One of nobody admitted, though. That's why they should never take the class economics out. Keep that in there. It teach people like getting ready for the real world. Out of all classes in school, that class was like, hey, man, fuck that shit.

They're talking about. You need to know about getting a house, checks and balances, supply and demand. School ain't that bad. They just teach us a bunch of bullshit. Like you said, if we had, you know, like, fuck this secret lesson that you're supposed to learn after I'm going to finish school. That's on these lesson plans. You'd be out two hours after graduation, you realize you really ain't learned shit. Nope.

Nope. Yeah. That shit don't mean anything matter. Now you got to start all over. That was science, social studies, and math. Right. You're feeling going to some real shit now, bro. I might run for some politics one day.

What you're going to do? Because I need some fucking solutions. Commissioners? No, I'm just saying not, because I know for a fact, right? Right. If you went to the worst school and gave them some good-ass food, that shit gonna turn completely around. It's hard as fuck to learn when you hunger.

In a computer lab. Give them a computer lab. Yeah. Give them a computer lab. Now, they just got to update the shit that they teach in that school, man. Like you said, they need to teach you how to pay your insurance, your taxes. A lot of DK don't even know how to write a check. They ain't had to use one.

They ain't had to use one. I mean, just period. Like, they don't even know how to write out. Like, write it out. To write it out in words. People, niggins don't know us, but they don't know how to write that shit. I'm getting faster on my shit. I put the little double zero and zero six on the end.

You put the little double zero to time. Yeah, over 100. Uh-huh. Zero, zero over a hundred and zero cents, motherfucker. Fuck you talking about. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, buddy. Yeah.

Time's changing, though. Time changing, man. Yeah. I feel like shit gonna have to get better. We ain't got no chance. I mean, it's already kind of fucked up. It actually is fucked up. It's fucked up.

I feel like we're going to get back to a good point, though. A lot of people getting tired of the bullshit that's just, it's not working. A lot of shit people just not going for. We got to get back to tradition and get back to how this shit. You know what? The different. What? The motherfuckers are stingy.

All the rich motherfuckers need to take a year off. I'm not, I'm talking about the real rich motherfuckersers. Look, niggins have got $900 trillion and shit. Like, you just take yourself out the game for a man. Just fuck out the way, let everybody else get some paper around this. Two, three years, you could cheer. Yeah. Everything is they got bills too?

They got massive. We live in a fucking world where one person got more money than motherfucking everybody else. That ain't, that's a family. One person got more money than everybody else on earth. It ain't gonna never be one person. They're gonna be a family. That's who run American. America. Good. I want to be in the...

I don't want to be up there with them. Fuck that. Nah, they did some weird shit. That's great. I keep, keep me at a little level, you know, you know, I... How rich is too rich? Ain't that too rich? When you lose sight of reality? You need I had no money for that. But if you rich, your reality is different. But it's just you though.

You got financial freedom. Your reality is just different. You got financial freedom. That's how... That's all that is. That's a different reality. That comes with a lot of, no, that comes with a lot of pressure, though. Everybody can't handle all that money. And when you don't have to worry about money, you start worrying about other shit, though.

And everybody else problems. That's going to have a motherfuckers downtown with them poster boys and shit. Like, do you not see the butterflies are dying? Do you motherfuckers not yet? Atlanta is the most polluted city on the eastern shore. Everybody's going to come to you with their problem. People. Can we have some of that money?

It's not about the fucking money. It ain't never about the money. It ain't about the money. That's all people just want some money, man. I'm telling you. Get some money, man. Why how that you just? Y'all gonna get back.

But watch what y'all do. Just watch what I don't believe. I don't believe those stories where they'd be like, somebody found the money and gave it back. I believe those stories be just to encourage other money. If you ever have money, do the right. thing and give it back. I hate that shit.

Motherful, you find the $380,000 and give it back. You crazy. And the owner gave him 50 bucks. Come it up, that's right. I can't do it. Somebody just found a bunch of money at Chick-fil-A and gave it back.

They're stupid. Listen, man. That's how you know the country fucked up. You ain't even fine money no more. What's the time? There's a thousand money. Ain't nothing on the ground.

Ain't nobody got that. You're right. You're looking on the ground. Yeah, that's what happened when the gas prices and shit go up. Mone fuck keep the head in their pocket on the money. Gas had $5, man. Yeah, you used to find a dollar to on the ground. Oh, five.

You can't find some change. You can't find no change. In the gas station, somebody can't find on time. Ain't no money on the ground. Ain't no change. I ain't seen a quarter of a nigga of diamond so long on the ground. Ooh, but time were hard, bud. It was a cup of something, man.

We were around how they're looking for chain to buy a blood. Scrape up a dollar by a blunt. Two for a, willing two for a dollar pay. There's some chain around here somewhere. It's somewhere in need cups. It's somewhere. And need creases. It's some cordos.

We told, I know we told the how to die. They weren't no chain living that, motherfuck. It got to the point where I was like, damn, but we really have hit every cone in these motherfuck. Ain't nothing to him? I miss the days. would actually buy you some shit. Don't he be doing some shit for a dollar.

I remember when you buy the combo meal and you got the medium where it was a fucking deal. You remember that? We was winning. I missed the candelator. When the candle lady was, she had everything. You walking in there, you smell, like it's just illegal. You ain't got none of your paperwork. But you got all the candy in that bit.

That's the one who taught us how to buy drugs when we got old. That was our first transaction. And she made sure our money were correct. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes. I know all the candy ladies were good. They weren't good. Some candy ladies stole millions of dollars from little black children

who didn't know how to count change yet. You come home with no change. Your mama make you go back. You better go back and get your 75 cents. There's no shortcut for saving time. saving money is simple. Just combine your car and home insurance with Bel Air Direct and save. Get a quote at bellair direct.com. This is Michael Rappaport, and my podcast, the I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast, is unlike anyone

you've ever heard. We're a variety show. And if you're looking for strong opinions, funny opinions about sports, entertainment, politics, pop culture, and whatever else catches my attention, then subscribe now. This kid, Jafar Jackson, is as good as Rami Malik as Freddie Mercury, and it's as good as Timothy Shamaulay as Bob Dylan. And I say that with love and respect for both of those actors. And I don't know how many Oscar nominations they give out.

I don't know if it's five, six for Best Actor. 150% this kid Jafar Jackson should absolutely positively get nominated for his portrayal as Michael Jackson. Listen to I Am Rap Report on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I am Rappaport Podcast. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?

I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to. I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success. Listening is a form of love. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at soundedouttogether. That's sounded outtogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal.

I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Hollywoodland, I revisit some of the biggest stories from Hollywood history, separating the myths people want to believe from the reality underneath them. Like how the story of Marilyn Monroe isn't just the story of a Hollywood icon. Marilyn Monroe has become so iconic that her death can only be explained through conspiracy theories.

And for some fans who can't let go, these stories have metastasized from conjecture to accepted fact. So on August 4, 1962, Marilyn Monroe died. Then the rumors started, and she died again. And now, we're going to set the record straight and learn about the way Marilyn Monroe actually died, the third way. Learn more about what happens when fame, media obsession, and conspiracy collide. Listen to Hollywoodland on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello. My mom said, you got to give me my $0.75.

Then she had to break your order back now. Uh-uh, because you got two candy bars. You got three lakhs after. You got the big one. Open that bag up. Open that bag up. What happened to them Boston Bank Bank Bank Banking you got? That $4 right now.

You actually owe me a dollar $15. They did it. We didn't have to go to the stove. That why we stayed in the neighborhood all day. I never thought that we were going to get to this point. I thought we were just like going to kind of peek out right there. Right. Like stay right now?

Yeah. Yeah. Or a little man. I feel like we paying for everything that we ever got that was like a steel or like a come-up. I still think they're charging us for all them free sprite. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Jay-O, and you remember that?

The free sprites. When you used to be able to play the Sprite Twist Off game. Oh, I had the game on the cap. Yeah, I ain't never win one of them. Buy one, get one free. Or it'd be like 3 20 ounce. Sprite. You remember Pepsi Big Slam?

I remember Clear Pepsi. Yeah. Clear Pepsi. Absolutely. What the fuck is y' y'all talking about? Pepsi's old-a-d-drink, first of all. Everybody who drank Pepsi. But it was Pepsi.

That's before they did. 80-70 babies, y'all niggins. I like Pepsi. Coca-Cola babies, man. Yeah. We thought the pepper babies, man. I don't know about no fucking Pepsi, man. See, your little young ass don't know shit.

Brackney Spears and shit. Black people couldn't even drink Coca-Cola. Why you want to take it down? You need to know that. Pepsi was the first one to put black people in the ass. in the ad. They specifically were selling Pepsi the black folks.

Correct. It's that Pepsi tastes like medicine, bro. It doesn't like medicine. It got a weird-ass-to-it-a-lid little tape to it. You know what? You hit that bit, that bit. Bro, that shit tastes like. You know what Pepsi tastes like?

What? The Black Experience. Pepsi was strong as hell. Like, she used to burn your chest. It's different. Black people like Pepsi and menthol cigarettes. It's something about this shit. It's the same.

There's something in that Pepsi, bro. Something in their menthol. Niggas can't get rid of that menthol, boy. They need it. A motherfucker said, can I catch your shalt? When niggins start sharing a cigarette? That means he won't half of half of the cigarette that you're about to smoke.

Really, when the nigger asked for the shot or the cigarette, he asking for the part you was going to throw it away at. Yes, that's the one I want. Shout me on that cigarette. And guess what you mean, when I'm through smoking, This is this. Get you. You take it.

And smoke the rest of this. You get two bucks and some filter. And guess what? And you got to throw it away. That's a deal, my nigga. Guess what? And guess what? Guess what after that?

Nicky be like, let me catch the butt of that one. That's half of the one you finny hit. And then the homeless jays and shit come through. And they pick up all the butts. And they just put that shit together and make them one cigarette at the end of the day. One cigarette go a long, motherfucker. fucking way. At one point, a nigga wouldn't even pull him out because the niggas was always

asking for the shalt. You could never have your cigarette by yourself. Never. You put the motherfucker out, a nigga, hey, boy, I'm kidding a shale. I'm like, I mean, I want to try to share this motherfucker. Go ahead. You know what else is funny? Watching somebody try to hide some cigarettes from other people's not.

I don't know. I ain't got but two cigarettes. Niggia have a whole pack, act like he got two. Nika hide the pat and take the two out. Yeah, I ain't gonna let me see my pack. What? What? He's gonna be begging, why there? Let me get that shot, see.

We got hot and shit. Niggins will go around the corner to smoke a whole cigarette. Yeah, yeah. They're watching cigarette smoking people get mad. Oh, they drink in here, but I can't... Okay. That shit I'm talking about. That's a whole community, bro.

The cigarette... The cigarette people? Yeah. That's a whole community. Y'all smoked a cigarette before them? Oh, but I stopped. I smoked two on back to back trip. Yeah, man.

You got to smoke one. What was I doing? You don't want to smoke them. I was shaking like a motherfucker. I ain't never one. Nah, they're more. Mm-mm. I grew up all the cooze.

The cool cigarette. They were smooth. No some. Never again. But you damn, you be on the black in my eye, that's old. G shit. That's a cigarette.

They said it's 12 cigarettes, young. 21. 21. Who the fuck is the person who measured in that? Because it's not 21 secrets. It's not that much of them. Who could like 100? Who could have got these folks fucked up for real?

Who could have been sending them folks to the... There's a lot of niggas like that shit. They love that little leg. Man, that shit is so pussy. I don't care what... That whole little atmosphere, what that is. I'd be like, bruh. Sure, tip, tip, tip.

That shit, what's all. Fuck is y'all niggas in here, though? My niggas smoked so much hooker, he had a custom tip, niggins. Wow. That's great. Niggas in the club posted up on the hole with the gold-tilt. With the tip poker! He had his initials on that, they're like,

they got a gold hookah tipped. Niggas ain't smoking like me, lo. This is when I knew shit had got out of hand. When niggas started taking their own hooker to the club, they put it in the suitcase. Man, the nigger had the briefcase with the hook in the... Baby girl, bring me some ice and some pineapple. Nigger can't wait for them.

The niggins got a hook on the trice stand. The niggas hookah! Gold tip on the bitch. A nigga pull up, go get something to eat and just have a hookah by himself. See, they smoke a hookah. Like, what the fuck is on your? Like, what the fuck is on your bitch? It's hashish.

You know this is hashish. This hashish. This hashish. Pineapple hashish. Yeah, we fuck it with you. Shout out to all the niggas and smoke hookah, man. Shout out to all the niggas who tried to put some weed in the hookah and realized, niggie, you just fucked up a whole goddamn. Three-five.

That is not no bonged, stupid-ass. You're gonna burn up all your weed at one time. You're gonna burn up all your weed at one time. He'll smoke a hash. No. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, the money, we don't want you to leave here empty-handed.

Okay. So we got you some of this player shit. Man. Put you up on this player shit. You're gonna be care about none of that shit, do you? What? What? Man.

I don't know. You're right. Nah, I can make sure we got you some of this. Let me get you. Look at that. Slip it over. Appreciate it. Look at what you got.

Come on, man. Don't do nothing crazy. Don't do nothing crazy with that tag on the back of your car now. Put this in your man case. Don't you run. Don't we run no red light. Right, say. Environmentally friendly and shit, made 100% all natural, me.

I'm gonna believe me. Yeah, man. Yeah. Dang, appreciate y'all. I had that motherfucker back of my car. Look at that outfit. I'm running real life. Real outfit.

You got your own pants. You got to get your own pants and shirt. Yeah. I appreciate you. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. I didn't take this shit out of my car.

That's crazy as hell, man. What? Four lizards in five years. I had the lizards, brus. That's just took me out. You got to come to the studio, love. Four years. I come to the studio.

Yeah. When y'all booed up, man? I didn't get in a minute, man. Yeah, I was just heard of yesterday. I haven't been in a minute. Yeah, got to slide, then. Four lizards and five years, no. No, I got some music I've been working on, too.

Okay. I ain't gonna laugh. No. I don't know the fuck you'd be laughing at the monster. I don't know, I just, I wasn't gonna laugh. I don't know why would you know myself I wasn't. I don't know why you, you, what's funny? Nothing.

I know some niggas. I know some niggas. I know some niggas that fuck with my music do, ma'am. Nah, you just be funny, man. I don't be none. Fine. Pull up, man. We'll give you the ox.

Just letting you know, man. You're on the lookout for my shit too? We got some shit, ma'am. some shit. Ain't gonna live, fuck it out, free-staffed. Whip-a-Bicki, Bucke, come out. Y'all do be a freestyle up in there. You know, we'll jump some shit off in here every now and then.

But, you know, I feel like these people ain't been deserving in 2026. We gave them so many classes back-to-back that's just overlooked, O'clock, look, look, look, come on, come on, come on, come on, a, come on, a, wiki, biki. You're about to learn how to DJ now? Yeah, I'll be a cold DJ. A wicket wicket. Because I got crazy placement.

It's cadetis. It's caitis, that wicket, a wicket, a wicket, a wicket. It's a vivid, you know what I mean? I say a wikid, wikid, slat, slat, uh, uh, uh, deny. Uh, 2A1, 3,0, 8,0.04. Hit Mike Jones, the wicket, come on. Ah, you said, ah! Hell yeah.

DC, what's next player? Bad shit. We, movies, Cave of Heart production. You feel in me? Hey, we might need you for this movie. For show, for show. We might need to do something. Something like that.

We got some shit. We might have a role. We're in position to how I did it. I love the audition. You gotta see your acting skills. Mm-hmm. I got some shit. You know what? We're on the road, man.

It ain't five saw, man. Just looking forward to keep expanding the brand, baby. We're about to expand the brand. Mm-hmm. We're about to get our own dog. There's no food around this motherfucker. Whole time the fuck out. Wait a minute, before you knock it, just let me pitch.

I ain't tripped. Let me pitch. I don't want to hit a motivation. In the United States of America, there are 550 million domestic pets. Real dogs. Real dog. Okay. They gotta eat twice a day.

Why wouldn't we get in the dog food game? You got dogs? No. They ain't gonna buy no dog food. I don't have no dog food from you. He's not trying to figure out why they're in the game yet either. He got to pee. He doesn't like being around dog.

I got to get a dog. I got time. I got time. He ain't never trained no dogs. I have owned in my life. He ain't never trained no dog though. You trained a dog for? I understand.

Yeah. Yeah. I had a dog one time I had to get him off weed. He would geeked up. Every time you leave a blunt around, he'll eat them off. He'll lead a blunt, but he'll bite it up. You nibble on them. Yeah, it'd be a thousand little holes in there.

I'm like, this is a little dog on the truck. I used to get hired, had under bed. What kind of dog was? A little chihuahua. This is my favorite kind of dog. You're your favorite kind of dog. They look ant-o-wah. I get on my fucking nerve, bro.

My cousin had, this. The bitch is died in like three years. She had like six of them motherfuckers. Man. Kept naming him the same fucking thing. I like what this is. Same time. That one got red over because the car ain't seen him.

She bought another one. My cousin had one that didn't like my other cousin. So every time he used to get ready to go to work, he'll have his work clothes laid out. The dog's going to piss all over his shirt. Oh, they assholes. Some chihuahua are funny in here, big-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, man.

Seed up all the shoes and everything. He was the only one that they did that shit did. King's shell dogs. For real? He got a whole dog, Kimmel. What he got? You did say that. What he got?

One is a rock wilder thing. One is a husky mix with some other. He got some stuff, man. Man, my auntie allergic, dog, bro. She's tripping. She tripping? Yeah, bro. King be having all with you some good breeds of dogs.

Yeah. Who would ever knew that? Because I lose a dog, bro. I don't know. I don't take King as a dog person. He got him. Dove him in the bed dog, though. So he could be one of my potential customers for my dog food fitness that you ain't

believe in a few minutes ago. No, I believed in it. I just don't think a dog person is going to look at you and be like, you don't got no dog and you're selling dog food? What you mean? You can't resonate. You forgot. I got that dog in me.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You forgot. That's the pitch. That is the pitch. It's the pitch. I'm a dog-ass man. And there's a person who's, you know, on dog's before. I wouldn't get my dog shit that I wouldn't want.

I wouldn't just be giving this dog. This is a part of the family. Do you know how white people eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. Exactly. No, they want you to eat the dog food. Proteins and some good vitamins. And you know what's really slept on? Niggas always talk about vitamins, don't they?

Who the fuck got the minerals? See, white people be eating their dog food with them, though. Who got the minerals, bro? Because they say we needed vitamins and minerals. All they sell is vitamins. You can't go to CBS and get no minerals, nigga. I know we're deficient in minerals. So you're going to put the seymouth in the dog food?

I don't even know if seymour's got the vitamins. No, they got the minerals. That's where it is. It's in the seymour. You got the seamoss in the dog food. But white people want you to eat the dog food. It's got to be something we can do about it. With all this AI and cloning, we should be able to clone the minerals from the sea

moss and transfer it into the glam. Oh man, that's GMO, man. That's genetic, man. That's genetically modified. No, we gotta go out there in the water. You just learn how to swim, right? Who said that the dog food wasn't organic dog food? Okay, I see what you said.

I can make plant-based dog food. Yeah, I see it. Oh, that, eat that up. That'll go crazy out there. Literally. Yeah. Plant-based dog food, they'll eat it up. Yeah.

How about we put some good vitamins in the dog food, right? So instead of having to pick up the dog shit, it might grow something like a tree or something. So you're saying the shit becomes fertilizer because it is fertilizer, but it's really fertilizers for real. It's down to the point where it's like this shit, damn there don't even stink. So you change your bowel movements at the same time, right? And keeping the dog healthy. I know a little ugly dude. But we're just cooking right now and Demandah, you bring out that creative energy.

While you're sitting on this couch, is anything that you're hoping for in the future. You should say it because this couch is magic. Yes, it is. Anybody you want to work with, anybody you want to collab with. You want a dirt biking and you want somebody to get you one, this would be the time to ask for it. Dang. It'll be coming. It's going to know.

It's come true now. Be careful. You only get like one wish. Yeah. I just want to just keep working. That wasn't a good answer? Yeah, it was. If that's what you want to do.

To keep working. Staying creative. Staying creative. Keep good people around me. Yeah. And just find the fun and whatever I'm doing. That's a good one. That's a good one.

You need nothing wrong then. You did shit wrong. You don't have to work, though, because you said it. Yeah. And make sure y'all stay tuned for DJ, D.C. Young Fly. A wiki, wicket. Coming real soon. A wik, wiki, wiki.

Come in real soon. Come on. Ooh, music. Ah, I was about eating. You got it. You got it. Rock on. with your band still.

No cap. I am Carlos Miller reporting here live down at the 85th stop show. This episode has been presented to you by none other than a black-owned production. We are checking in live with my man, the money.

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