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Episode Date: March 17, 2023

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Get back to pimper. Since you want to be a hoe, world, earth, slut, bitch. Slut shaman. Earth, cunt. Yeah, we sluts shaming. Earth. Oh, look, we sluts shaming.

Bitch. Ho, slut. Cunt. Stuck up ass, bitch. Period. We slut shaming. I'll say, period. Nah, ha, ha.

Stop, don't. Don't be able to say this shit. I just thought about it. Give me another. That one right there took me to a dark place, Jay, on that. I don't know what the fuck you did to that one, but that ain't pimping, bro. That one brought out the misogynist in me.

Slut jamer. Yeah. We sluts, shriever. Stop, give you pussy way. Let's select support. You switched it. That was slut support. I gotta go and pay my sluts support.

And she didn't put me on slut support. And I didn't think I'm on slut support. Ooh. No, no, give me something else. That ain't pimping either. That's seven. We went from pepping to seventh year. I'm trying to find balance.

Yeah. You went too far one way, and then you went too far to other. I've been all the way left, and I've been all way right. Now, go in there and do the shit right. We've done it my way. We've done it your way. Now, go do the shit the right way. Motherfucker.

Now see, I ask. for some pimping and that's exactly what that is. Oh, Lord. That might have been in. They thought you were gonna not fuck with it. They ain't let you finish. You gotta wait for a thing to finish. He's like, oh, this way, fuck.

What you gotta understand is, the music got to match the mood. You feel me? Like, it gotta be pimping, but it gotta match the atmosphere that we're about to get into. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Actually, I don't need no pimping right.

Don't need no pimping right now, J-O-N. Just stop right now. We'll need no pimping. I'm gonna tell you what I need. I need some of the get, I need the weirdest shit that you got over there. We're going different today. We've been giving them too much pimping

and they didn't got numb to the sauce. Give me the most different shit that you got over there. Something very eclectic. He's excited about that one. Melancholy. Yeah, it ain't gotta be pimping. I'm sorry if I applied too much pressure on the pimper.

I know we've been pimping for like 150 episodes, and now it's just time to switch gears and just go left for a second. Play me some rock and roll or some shit. This is fitting for what we're about to go right here today. This is fitting with today's guests. Sound like a nigga gray sneeze on this motherfucker that wall come out.

Rooching. Trapping. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. We're trapped, man. Now, Jigo, you can't say this ain't fitting for the occasion, though. No, it is. It definitely is. That we have in the studio with us today.

It's very eclectic. Come on. Very electric. A very majestical type of individual. who just really marches to the beach of his own drum. That ain't even no drum he marched him to. That man got a go-goose. That he's watching the big and hit the frog.

That's a little ball. That's wrong. He has come out of nowhere and carved his own lane. Everything that he says, I don't believe it. It's one of the most cool shit people I have ever come in contact with. But he's a good person that has a great story. and it has a great spirit. Does.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you have a phone, if you have a laptop, if you have a computer, if you have been entertained by social media in the last, recently, in the last couple of years, then you are very familiar with the very funny. Funny Marco. Funny Marco. Funny Marco.

Let's go. Marco! Now, you're going on Marco's show. I thought I was going on a show. Marco is full of shit and wanted to fuck around. And yes, I drove off in real life and I ain't talked to that nigga for months. That's how petty I am.

Because if you think you're gonna pull some shit on me, it's not gonna happen. I wasn't even upset. I just had to make, give him the illusion that I was. And then I had to make him wait a long time to come on my show. Because you, I'm the type of motherfucker. Wait a minute, that said him back.

Yeah, they set him back. Yeah. So you was on pace to do it before. And you undid. Bro, fuck that, nigga. This nigga showed a new reviews in one goddamn day. This nigga, a nigga, he called you. You get nervous, like, man, what you fuck?

Like, man, what you want? What you want, nigga, nigga, face that. Nick, face that, me today. I'm like, man, what the fuck you want, Nick? Then he showed me the nigga in the back with the camera. I said, what the fuck, nigga? Hey, what you got going on, nigga, fucking around being naked. He'll terrible motherfuck if you pull him up.

He put a dildo on the homeless nigga lip. No, that would be. That wouldn't be. That wouldn't be. What? I ain't gonna take that one. He put a deal, though, on the other. No, that's Gerald Houston. That's Joe Houston. He did that one. That's Drew. Yeah. And y'all from Kansas City, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never fucking. I don't play with the Kansas City. What's going on in Kansas City? What are you from? I'm from Kansas City. I don't believe it. No, I'm okay. Kansas City, Kansas City. Name is shit in Kansas City, Missouri. Prospect. That's how I don't like where the process tools be at. Yeah, I know. I know Kansas City, but you know what's sad you from?

What's sad you from? Say, well, hey, do it do it. What high school would you graduate? I don't listen, is it where your daddy from? Where you did that count? If your daddy, you grew up in the hood and you didn't know that you can claim this shit? No. Do you know your daddy?

Yeah. What's your real hood? You claim it shit? Yeah. In Kansas City. Yeah, yeah. Somebody looked that up and sits there. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, you've been up there? Yeah, 507. Prospect, this is the real place? Do we look like a Kansas City name? Don't look like Kansas. No, I got, I can. So it's Kansas.

Kansas City, Kansas. No, so y'all know y'all can't say Kansas with it. They get upset. When y'all do your shows and do the drop, Kansas and Kansas City is two different things. I understand that, but what you don't know until you go there is that shit is six minutes apart. Yeah.

Like, you think it's a far, like you, I'm thinking this shit is two different. Them motherfuckers, like, literally right on the line. This is Kansas City, Missouri, and then you can hop-scotch in between the motherfuckers. And you can hop-scotch in between them, this crazy. So the boosters, they go from Kansas City.

to go steal in Kansas, so they have a warrant in Kansas if they get caught benign Kansas City. Okay, yeah, so it's a gift in the country. All right, there it is. It's cold amongst these. Do you, welcome. Man, I gotta ask you, man,

when did you realize you was the type of nigga that you are? What you mean by that, Chico? He's the type of nigga that do shit that no other nigga is capable of doing. That's why he where he had. Like, them interviews that you, like, I'm gonna tell you, my daughter mama put me on to your videos,

years ago and you was out interviewer motherfuggers and I was like man is this nigger serious or is he playing and I couldn't tell until I saw who you were outside of your sketches so when did you realize that you was a nigga that can tap into what you do I say it started in high school you got a gun in their bag yeah I got a gun in there it's for us though who counters us because like I know who You see what I'm saying? When did you realize you was this type of nigger?

Only that's a nigger. Who is that? It's us. Who the fuck is up? Exactly. Because it sounds like he's saying, I'm going to shoot all of us. But that's not what he's saying. His mind worked different.

So look, I want to, I know y'all think about it. I want to be the one that if something pop off, I want to save the date. Like if it's in Walmart and some shit going off, I want to be the one to put the door down. Yeah. You're going to shoot somebody by asking. That's the only moment I'm going to get because I ain't a thug. You're gonna shoot somebody by accident with that mentality. No, not that, no, that won't count.

Has this moment ever- If you're gonna happen if you, if you're looking for action at the time, you're going to Walmart. I'm ready for it. Has this moment ever came? Huh? Has this moment ever came before? No, it ain't came.

But you're prepared for it if you do. I just want to be to- That's good though. How far are you willing to go? I mean, I just want to take them down. I'm just saying it's pointless to hide. Take them down. Yes.

You see what I'm saying? Back to the, when did this, all of this. When did you realize you was this type of name to tap into that? It was like you think you needed a gun to be on him. No, I don't think I need it. It was just in the bag and it got my ID and shit in here. So. You had came in the Uber?

Huh? You came in the Uber? It's a driver. Oh. I got a driver, yeah. Gotcha. But I ordered off the Uber app, but. Got you.

Because I was wondering why you ain't leaving it in the car. Yeah. But it's my bag. It's just there. It's just there. It's not, you know, it's just there. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it was in high school, though. Okay, what was you doing in high school the made you realize, like, I'm built to do some different shit. I can sit through a motherfucker really believing and I'm serious about what I'm saying

without cracking a smile. It starts with just slacking in school, you know what I'm saying, when you're behind on grades and just, and you know, that's where it starts. Like class clowns shit. Well, all you niggis in here with these shiny-ed nil. Yeah, you get them done. You don't get them done?

Bro, I'm gonna do a show of a bunch of bad bidsons today. You don't want to get your shit done? No. Oh, I get my shit done. You don't get pedicule? I ain't about to get no fucking gloves, though. You got the man, nah, this is jail. This is jail.

This is dead. I don't get fuck with nobody say, nigger. Why did you get your nails done? Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I'm with that, bro. Dirty nail having ass much. You are a Mississippi, nigga. You just as nail.

You weren't too hard. If you come up building houses, this shit would have been stripping. ripped off right after you got it done. I ain't never cut grass in my life. I'm supposed I can't try something. He's right there. This pimping right here. Ask Jay O'Han to do this.

Boy, you niggins is different. Nah, you get this, your pussy right. You're gonna go up, though. You need this is different, boy. I'm telling me, he's gonna go up. You have your finger and people with dirty nail. I'm too grown the finger anything. I'm not doing all that.

You just get straight to the point. Right. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. You say high school. is where it started. So what made you decide I wanted to start? What made you just start fucking with people?

That's what I'm saying, like, what did you? Yeah, that is a good question. Damn. Nah, so I started doing videos with setting up real life scenarios. Now, honestly, I'm gonna take y'all way back. So this started when I was like six months. I was born, got out the hospital. But now I'm just fucking with you.

Right. But look, so check this up. But it started off because, I used to watch a lot of internet. I used to watch a lot of internet shit, internet shit. So with skits, I used to see that dudes used to act like girls and always used to like, wonder like, you know what I'm saying? Like, why females can't do that. So then- What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna get there. That the nigger just finish your thought. I think that's what's wrong. It's gonna get that. I think that he was in one of the plans wrongs with like six, seven people in it. No, fuck that. Cause you know why?

Because I don't have no fucking monkey to put on this, Let the monkey shit go. We already have it. Let me know nothing to your muggy shit go. Stop, Lowe, let the niggins. It's back to get there. Look, it's going to get to the good part. Hurry up.

All right, man. So you start dressing like a girl? No, I didn't say that. Listen, listen to the story. Brother, ugly as fuck as a girl. You ain't get no niggas. Hell, man. Check this out, though.

Ain't your pussy's stake. Let me just. All right, we're up there. All right, so we pick up at. So on the internet, On the internet, there used to be a lot of that, like the skits where dudes act like girls. And I was like, damn, like, why don't niggas just show who we are? Because it's actually funny.

You feel me? Who are we? I mean, we'd be doing some fucked up shit. Who? I mean, us. I know you didn't go with a chick car before and picked up another chick. Mm-mm. Yeah.

I ain't ever did that pussy and shit. Yeah. Oh, you caught that pussy. Yeah, that's a pussy. You can be picking up a bitch in a bitch car. Oh, that she worked for that car. What do you mean? I mean, I was

You know, it was just a little shit She was at work What was I supposed to do? Go to work to What are you going to fuck at? You're going to fuck at your mama Go to work You just

You're talking to Riding around Why a bitch at work Yeah Some loser shit Why you say that You ain't tried it No, you ain't tried

That's why you was doing shit like that That's a loose bad shit How you didn't try Ain't I put gas in the car You're supposed to Yeah You're supposed to do that anyway

You were driving there. You had to put gas in it. I mean, it was like he was throwing shit around all that. You're driving. Who else was going to put you in there? You need to drive her car and you want some pussy pig one. Let you disrespect these ladies like this.

What else you? You call that disrespectful? We don't support that type of shit over there. What? I said back then. That could have been our sister, bro. That could have been my fucking sister. Black history.

Black history. It was black. He's on Queens, bro. All right. Now that you own, you probably don't even fuck with him no more, do you? Nah, she's cool. Okay. Yeah.

She got, she married now. Who? Yeah. Her car fucked up. It was. Now? Yeah, she got a new car. Yeah, can tell you, nigga.

I want to hear the store and finish. I bet back. So that was a lot. All that was going on, but I just tapped in. It was just like, damn, let me be the first nigga to start showing what we do and make it comedy. So there was a video I went out and did where I set it up where I went to Victoria's Secret. They didn't know. And I had two girls.

So basically I was out with another girl cheating, but my girlfriend caught me. That's a bad representation of black men because we definitely don't cheat. I don't approve of this shit. Man, you should be able to take it. That's what you do to niggas every time they come sit down with you. Don't look crazy. Keep talking, nigga. I'm just trying to look crazy.

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Alright, so I did a scenario like that where basically a girl caught me cheating and it went viral, so I was doing shit like that where people was like, damn, this shit real. So that was going viral. So I was doing like little ideas like that in public but people didn't know. And then-

In public's the grocery stuff? No, in public, like public stunts. So then once I'm like, the share room used to post them, I used to comment like, damn, like, it's me, that's my video, but in reality. They didn't follow you back. Man, all right, in reality, it was... That's true.

They ain't fuck with your face. They just posted or shit. Post them like, yeah, this video is good. This nigga ugly and fuck, no. They wouldn't even put your name in. It was just like a comedian. So nobody knew. Not a this knicker.

A comedian. How's your feeling about this one? So nobody knew when I wanted them to know. Right. But I was doing shit in public. where there's a lot going on so how to fuck we know this was fake so i was trying to get on by that and then that's when i was like fuck it didn't work it didn't work i was getting on but i wasn't a recognition because it was just like a real stunt like and i'm like oh that nigga special

the dude that's cheating i like him let's get him on tv nobody would never do that i didn't think like that for some fame yeah you right i appreciate you for that so um it went from that and then that's my boy he was just like you got to start doing one-on-one interaction like People gotta see you. And I'm like, damn, you're right. So then we went out to public. What's his name? Get a dick, it's crazy.

He didn't hear black. My brother right there, yeah. Oh, y'all were your brothers? Yeah. So he... That's the name you just face-tow. Nah. And you know, we got daddies and shit and mama's different shit.

I'm just saying, y'all, you're like, you're supposed to look like your brother. Nah. My brother looked like me. Y'all got the same daddy? Yeah, yeah. That's what, nigger. And he sounded like me on the phone. I know he's my brother.

Yeah, y'all got the same mama and daddy. What y'all got? Yeah, different daddies and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all grew up together? Mm, every nine, yeah. He used to spend the night as your shit.

Nah, he stayed at his mama house. But I'm saying, like, y'all ain't never, like, grew up, like, hey, ask your mom if I could spend the night. That was the neighbors. You spent the night with the neighbors, but not your brother. Yeah, it was just, yeah. That's shit normal. It's different. You said y'all got different daddies, but he spent the night at his mama house and it wasn't your mama?

I wouldn't at mama house, though. Like, his dad ever think? I don't make sure. You know, you got to come to this nigger, man. This nigga, he'd say anything. It's just how you believe in this shit. So your brother, dad, they never let you go with him? He stayed with him.

Nah, I used to stay with them. Okay. I stayed with my father. And he stayed with his father. I was saying, like, your brother dad ain't never pick him up, and you were like, shit, I'm about to ride with my brother now. You ain't never get to go? Nah, I ain't get to go.

Nah. So he just came over here. bring you no McDonald's either. Nah, he didn't do that. Yeah. So these sketches do be real. Yeah, no, that was his daddy, so. What, his daddy didn't bring him shit?

Nah, he didn't bring me shit because that was his daddy. So like you had to stunt back, like when your daddy came to get you and be like, no, my daddy was in and out of jail, so he couldn't do shit. Yeah, he was at your daddy house by yourself. Oh, no, that my mom was by myself.

But that, you just said, you just said. You just said. Now, from time to time, we try to get there. Oh, so she would put y'all out. No, no, I just go off and wonder, you know what I'm saying? Oh, you just be out of the streets, laws. I was the one, I was staying with girls and shit. Oh, I wasn't.

That was the one. This nigga was just out here. Like 15, 16? So when you was 15 girls, the mama used to let you live with him. Why? Because he was the type of nigga to drive the car. Did they know, did you ask or did you just come over and stay? I used to come over a lot and stay.

Yeah. Like you just kept coming over there? Yeah, leave outfits and shit. Word. So you would take outfits from your mother's house and go leave them at random girls' house. You were the random, I knew her. I mean, I'm talking about the house. Where did you keep your stuff?

Was it mostly at your mama house or hidden at the other girl house? Yeah, he tried to sneak, move in. Not like that. Yeah, you know. Like when they cook, like, did they let you eat with the family? She'd bring me a plate. Oh. What was you at in the cupboard?

Nicar? Like, what was the day? I'd be in her room. But how did you get, did you come in through the front door or the window? Her daddy was at there. Oh, okay, got it. Yeah, I don't talk to girls that's daddy's in their life.

That is out of them. Okay, yeah, I don't know. Because you want to be their father. No, I don't want to get me. You don't want to get, so you automatically know that when you're dealing with a woman, you're gonna do something to her that would make her daddy want to beat your head.

I'm not say that. I grew up, daddy's just not liking the nigger because you fuck on my daughter. Right. I mean, well, if you was a good nigger then. When you lived over there. That's just disrespectful. You need a pussy in a place to stay.

Yeah. What's the whole with that? A lie. Snickers needy. Did you just leave your family, your brother at the house? This nigga don't have no influence. Who older?

You and him? I'm older. Of course he older. Like, and he left his little brother. There's his little brother. Hey, brother, did you ever know your big brother was homeless at the time? He was just living.

Hold on. He lied. That's what I'm saying. He thought he was late. Because when he would come home, he would tell you he had his own apartment. Why are you lying? He had a Mustang.

Oh, you had a Mustang. You had a Mustang. I did. I used her shit till I got my own. You lying. That nigga might have drove her car once or twice, right? No, I drove it for a minute. Your brother said you kept her.

I knew you was lying. I'm not lying. He just said that. He didn't say that. I'm telling you the truth. That nigga grew up. He was straight, bro. His own brother said it.

Niggas who had a Mustang. You don't just... I didn't just stumble up on those Mustang? I didn't. He had a... He had a Mustang. You thought it was his. And he made you think it was his, didn't it?

Oh. He drove it that much. I mean, you know. I mean, did you come in through the front door? Are these women's houses? Like, did you come in? Yeah, it was through the front door. It was only apartments.

How are you asking great apartments? Can you stay with him at 15? No, it's just about, it's just making it feel comfortable. I got energy to make people feel comfortable. I'm not, you know what I'm saying? And nobody's about to be comfortable with no random 15-year-old nigg walking through their house. Right.

How do you get to the psychology? I was in the house, I was in the room. My, nigga, I didn't walk through. I went to the shower, you didn't go, right in the room and sit on the bed. Bro, you mean to tell. Listen, I grew up in an apartment. I grew up in an apartment.

My nigga, if I ever came home and there was a nigga in my shower. Then ate a whole box of cereal. You that made a sandwich and then jumped in my shower. Then shit it! And shit it in my bathroom.

How, nigger, how did you pull this off? Lay clothes out on your bedroom. Plans for tomorrow. Ain't watched no deal. inches or nothing. With your shoes off. You just go sneak moving like this ain't obvious.

Yeah. I don't walk around bare feet. I keep socks on, no. It's disrespectful. It's disrespectful. What I'm gonna work that? What kind of woman was this? She worked at CVS.

You know, cashier. That's not enough money to be having somebody sneak moving in your house and you not notice it. Did she ask you for rent? The light bill going to go up at least $30. I know my better. Without question. The food bill definitely going up. You was eating that lady's food?

Bill how I grew up in the apartment, man. Even when the border and shit on cable or everything. We used to run out of hot water. Do you know how disrespectful it would have been if I come and take a shower and you used all the hot water by me? Bro, you're not about to let nobody lay up

and fuck on your 15, yo. Exactly. Who is going to believe this shit? Oh, my God. I mean, it's back to you. Like, so from, you left that out when I asked you how you got started. You should have put that first that you squatted for your whole teenage life.

And you was making videos at this point? No. No, he couldn't have, there ain't a way he had a camera if he didn't have no way to live. What was your plan at that time? He could have had a camera at his mom's house. That was his brother's camp. Well, I mean, his brother was living with his dad. Tim service, okay.

Yeah, Tim service got me right. I used to fuck with the temp services. Working by a week, we'd get a check and just boss up, you know what I'm saying? Weekly, yeah. Did you have to take that placement test with the, with the temp service? Yeah, some of them, I fell down. I wanted the easy ones. You wanted the ones where you was like moving books.

Give me an end by Monday. To the other side. Yeah, I paid them too. I don't like the test shit. I couldn't do that. Tem service think they're a real job. They'd be wanting to drug test you and shit. Like, temp service?

Yeah. Because they just don't want no weirdos in the building that they hire you at. That's it. If you own drugs, you need a job more than anybody. Mm. You got motivation to go to work. You won't buy drugs. You got to go.

That's when you find out what they're looking for. Certain drugs held with certain jobs. What? This is an overnight shit. If you smoke crack, we welcome that. No, because crack has disappeared. No. Not for long.

They're coming back. They'll be back. They'll be back. They'd be back. They had to go take care of something. And whatever their job was, it's going to get done before it's supposed to be done. You can't be mad that they do it in the time.

They just legalize all the drugs. No, that's not Canada, that's America. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oregon. Which one? What's all? British Columbia.

Yeah. They legalize everything. Cocaine and crack. It actually, it can work. I just got to see how it work, man. It's actually, it can work. It really is a great idea when you think about it. I think it might work, because they try to take all the fun that are doing drugs.

Well, you keep people from overdosing on this bullshit that's out here. And drugs on illegal, just who sells them on. Yes. Yeah. That's all, like, because you can go to the CVS with a girl that he was sleeping at her house. Mama used to work and get whatever you need. Because she's going to make sure you get it.

She let up 15-year-old niggins and live with her. Right. She don't got no respect for herself. So when did you transition from living with people? He went through a transition? From living with- When did y'all get stable? When did you have a home?

Was that about, that was that like 18? Your voice has changed. It's hard to talk about that. No, no, no, no, it's, I got me thinking. I ain't had really, these are good questions. You chose, though, right? Huh? To be out in the streets. Yeah, you made that choice.

Yeah. So what happened to 18? Were you still living with the girl? I got a job at the water department. You got a job working with the water department. How much was it paying? That was about, damn, I think that was about 16, 17. 16, 17 hours, so that was enough for you to just get on your feet and get out the girl house. Yeah, that's when I got my Mustang in the house.

Oh, yeah, you got a Mustang and the house. I didn't buy. I was renting it. It ain't bought. You rented her Mustang and you started paying rent at her house. No, no. I ended up getting the Mustang. So her car wouldn't a Mustang, but I got a Mustang.

Okay. And I ended up getting a house there too. Oh, this was rent. Okay, it was an apartment. Oh, no, it was a house. It was actually house. It found a dude on Craig list. I love a happy ending to some shit.

You found a dude on Craigs list. You deserve it. That did what? That got me in. Like, you know what I'm saying that. Fucked with me. I'm gonna get you. Okay.

I believe in you. He got you here, but he didn't stay there no more, right? No, he didn't stay there no more. So you just met a random man off Crixlitz. I'm gonna get you in here. He got me a house. Where you going? I'm gonna be here too.

You heard me. He heard you like to take shop with the niggins. You heard that? What did he say? He made a nigga off Craigslist that gave him a house. Yeah, I started paying the rent. It was up for sale, so. Okay, so once you got the Cragslist house and the job at the water department,

you're booming now? Yeah. When did you decide from that point to say, you know, say, you know what, I'm moving to Atlanta. What inspired you to move to Atlanta? Funny story, I was doing my Walmart videos and shit. So they was going crazy. And they fired you from the water department.

That's how I met the, they did. Because I said, I had tweeted one time, I said, would you niggins stay out of Walmart? They thought I was talking about him about it. He knew the other nigger that stay in Walmart. I was just like, God damn. Some of them sheds be funny, though. I ain't gonna lie.

There's one nigga that walk up in Walmart behind motherfucker, be like, yeah, nigga, you was a bitch-ass nigger. Like, say what? Now I'm on the phone. Shit, but I first, that was getting watered down, but when it was new, it was funny. But so that's what made you move to Atlanta to Walmart videos, John.

No, I do. I don't want that trend to die. I want that to be a lane to comedy. I think it's a good idea, man. Everybody got guns now. When the last time you had a good idea? All right, now we get a little. What?

When? Stop, man. This niggas. I'm ready to answer? No, no. You don't have to answer that. That you is your fault, because that monkey shit got my nigga really fucked up, bro. He's mad, but you really want to see you about that shit.

Anybody can get it. You're trying to get it. Look, I'm saying, I got a good idea earlier. He never talked to me about what was the show about who did what? How did I get here? here because there's a lot of shit that went wrong now I didn't have no control of watch you did is you don't have control over your show that it was the first it was the first episode now you know how it was the first episode that you had to

do them like that yes he was Dave was how did you do was Dave didn't he know how did you blame it on the white man oh oh dad did you let a white man tell you to do this shit don't get quiet now oh no you So you're telling me that a white man can say, hey, nigga, go fuck with this other nigger. And you fucking do it. That don't even make sense when I say that shit out loud, do it.

What type of nigger is you? So like I was saying. I think you did the right thing fucking with that other dude. I told you you didn't have no good fucking ideas. I'm rooting for you, bro. I got you. I'm behind you all the way. He can't see that, stop.

He don't need to know you're doing that. You couldn't see you do that. But- Do it again. He is here just for the audience. He can't see nothing out of this shit. He don't know who you are. He ain't never seen you before. You got popular right when he lost his sight.

He heard about you. So there was the Walmart videos. Yeah. That made you say, I'm coming to Atlanta. So did you think that? No, no, I got better. So a stranger hit me up. No, no, a stranger hit me up.

I was trying to leave Kansas 88. How did you get your number? No, listen, let me get to that. A stranger. Yeah, he DM me. This is the second time you didn't brought up a stranger. One time a nigga gave you a house, now a nigga just called you.

Yeah, this is just God work, honestly. Okay. God got you out here fucking with people. You think I'm gonna believe that? It can happen. You're an idea. Jack, anything can happen. So he hit me up, and he was like,

you got a manager. I'm like, nah. And he was just like, you want to come to Atlanta? I'm like, yeah. And this was Thanksgiving, he gave me up. And I told my mom, I'm gonna go to Atlanta. But you'll be easiest fucking kidnap. If this is all that it takes, huh,

to get you to move around, my name. When you got good energy, he's like, The man said, you want to live with me? He said, yeah. Hey, you want to come to Atlanta? Yeah. Hey, man. Say yes, say yes to life.

See? But now, I've been, I've been good. I've been good because it's just... So is this person still your manager? No, he was never a manager type of dude. So I learned that. Structure. He provoked.

He influenced you to come making you think that he was a manager until you got here and realized he wasn't. Did he give you some money? No, he took some money. But not took, we did some shit together. He answered my emails and took percentages out. To do what? Read?

Yeah, read it. You paid a nigga read email. He was booking you? Huh? He was booking you? Uh, not a good idea. No. He wasn't booking me.

He wasn't booking me. But overall, he booked you to come to Atlanta. Exactly. So that's what you got. Like, going on. Like booking you means that it keeps happening. So when you got to Atlanta, how did you start picking the Walmarts to go to?

Some niggas said, I like the Walmart shit you do. Don't go to MLK. And I was like, fuck it, I got to go there. That Walmart is small. There ain't even a lot of shit in there. Yeah, I went there. It was really, it was turned up from there. And I started doing it.

Kept going, kept going. I kept going. I ran into a, we can say stud. I run into a stud, because I needed a car. He didn't say that. Oh, time out, time out, time out. We're back to another car. She told me to call it.

We're back to another car. So you left the Mustang. I came out of the Kansas. This shit, like an interrogation with this nigga. I feel like the nigga all menaces. So you left the Mustang in Kansas City. Yeah, I left all that. I came here with one bag.

No, you fucked that way. Where? What was it? No, you fucked it. No, you fucked it. Who was in the bag? Close. Just one bag.

You said you were renting the Mustang. Yeah, I let it all go. I skipped that part. I left everything. I came here. He said come out here. I left everything. I quit my job.

You said they fired you from you. No, they was trying to. But you quit before they could. Right. He said to do videos or you're going to have to leave. So I left. Yeah. Good decision.

Have you had any contact with any of those people who thought you wasn't going to be with you out now? No, it was a department. It was old. Yeah, that was old. Hey, that was a good one right there. Yeah. You made it.

Yeah, them old people probably thought you doing your life. When he do it. It's different than when you do it. Yeah. He didn't know if you was going to, he just threw something out there to see. Okay. So what would you say was the video that really broke you, like the one that really, if you could? Who wasn't about eating that pussy?

No, not that one. No. It was the one where I was blind, where I used to fight the head. That's fucked up. You shouldn't be making fun of blind people. I wasn't making fun of blind people. People. I ain't gonna love that shit.

I never lied. You did. No, if you're pretending to be blind and you're not blind, it's fucked up. My home boy Jack's blind, bro. He ain't laughing about this shit. I don't, that's not cool, bro. That shit not funny.

You know what I did with everything? You think everything ain't to be played with, man. There's people out here, like, really struggling about this shit, bro. How are you struggling if you can't see? Because you can't see. Because I used to be able to do it. See, I think this is his why I think. He's here.

He can't see now. Here's what I think, here's what I think you, you kinda, you kinda missing the moth a little bit. Yeah, he fucked up for that. Like, I'm gonna smile so I can stop from goddamn getting mad. It's how you explain what you do. My nigga Jack, don't deserve this shit.

Yeah, I gotta, it's a whole community of us, bro, that we shut your shit down. And he black on top of that, man. And he black, can you imagine him to be black and black? He knows racism. He don't know where the fuck it might come from. I don't even know what the fuck I look like no more. He don't know what he looked like.

Is that messing with you? He loves with your, is it a mess with your heart strings, be sitting beside a blind man? Look at him. And that's how you got to look at me, bro. You gotta look at him because he can't fucking look at you. Look at me. I am.

Everything a fucking joke. I'm looking at you right now. See, Jackie's not looking at you right now. Now you snitching. I am, because it's the blind community is watching this in their own way. They're listening. They're reading the TV right now.

It's fucked up, man. So, it was the, you acting like, I remember the video, you were walking, you would be walking down the street. Out of all the shit to do, why would you do that? Then you would just drop the stick and just start doing this shit. Yeah, but the thing,

You think all blind people carry a stick? Not all of them. There's a fucking steering-in-type, bro. Jay, I don't have no stick. You know why? You know why? You know why? You're doing skis up here buying all the fucking sticks.

To do skits and shit. To do skits and shit. All the good dogs, all the good blind dogs is taking. Cause the niggas like this, playing. Plan. For a skid at Walmart. How long you been trying to get a stick?

Man, providing like a good seven months now. Bruh, you know what you can do? You still got that stick in real. You can give him your stick, bro. I'll be using it still. No. Why? Why?

Why? Why? We already know you know for that, like switch it up. No, I'm gonna do a movie around that character. You're gonna do a movie. A character. What's the name of the, what's the character's name? Jeffrey.

And what's your middle name? That's matter of fact, it is. It's Jack Jeffery. There's some real niggas out here that can play these parts. Jack Jeffrey threw him. You're taking work from Jack, my niggins. He taking work. So, once the blind character, you know,

once you saw that take you to another place, like. This shit got everybody in the room uncomfortable as fuck, man. Did you feel like, okay, I'm gonna do more of this, or did you see yourself doing something different and that's what made you expand? No, I started doing the rap lyric video. So Mazzi was the first rapper to repost me.

So then YG reached out to me and said, do my songs. I'm going to do it songs. So I started promoting songs. So I seen who was dropping songs. I went to Walmart, did their lyrics, tagged them. And everybody, like, T. Grizzly reposted Young and May. And that's how I was following, like, building up, building up.

And then the record label reached out to me. That's fucked up, because you don't never repost that shit. I follow you. I ain't never seen you post that shit. Which one? Any of it. They posted you, but you ain't never posted them. I never seen it either.

Like here everybody just took to look out for you. You ain't look out for me? I do, I'd be listening to their songs and shit. That shit don't make shit. The record label get that money. I didn't know that. They got to tell me that. So when they say, I don't come out, you have downloaded.

I'm just doing what you tell me to do. Okay. Yeah, support. So it was the Blab videos, then the lyric videos, and then what would you say is the next level? You're thirsty? Yeah. Should have brusseling. Okay.

What would you say is the next level that you reached after the videos? And once you built your following, where did you, like, because you have your own show now. So where would you say that you said, you know what? It's time for me to start interviewing people in the manner in which you interview people, which is completely unorthy. I took it to the streets. And then that's when, uh... I left Walmart alone. Take the water.

Thank you. It ain't really special. You say you wanted it and you even drink it. I know. Get back. No, I'm gonna use it. Just not right now. Don't use it.

Drink it. That's the only thing that water's for. Use it for what? What you're gonna use it? I'm gonna use it. I ain't do that shit on your show. I ain't that cold-ass piece of your head. Drink the fucking water, man.

You so thirsty. Take the water. Get the Walmart logo over there because you said you're not from them. No, leave it on there. I want everybody to know what we got for them. This is great, bag. Just regular water. Yeah, you know.

So, yeah, you got that. You took it to the streets and started interviewing people. Like, when you say you took it to the streets, what does that mean? I was out, you know, interviewing people, just getting their thoughts on COVID. Oh, like what? What was some interesting point of views? Vaccination, seeing how they feel about it. You know, nobody ever just go ask them.

Do y'all be in the streets? I don't just talk to random people when I'm out there, but you know, I mean, I do when they speak to me and say hello, but I'm not just walking up on somebody like, hey, how you doing? My name is Jeffrey. Are you vaccinated? No.

You was asking people, are they vaccinated? How do they feel about the vaccination? How do you feel about it? Did you get it? No, I didn't get it. Why, you must then feel like you needed. That's how you feel. I just didn't feel like that I could go up there and get it.

Why not? It was free. I was busy. It wasn't a line. Hmm? It wasn't a line. Not at all. They were trying to take like five minutes.

Oh, God. We got somebody come out here. Are y'all vaccinated? Yeah. We got somebody back here vaccinating people now. Got the booster shot twice. I mean, I don't mind getting it. I just never had it.

My dick still get hard of this table. That's what you're scared of. Dick still gonna work. And if it not, We got blue chew for that. Yeah. That's the whole, that's the whole plan. I try to know myself.

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Listen to Vine on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. What would you say, has been your favorite guest since you've got your show? Better see me. Better see me. Yep. I've seen your guests. Him and Orlando Brown. They're special.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, so you're going to put my man in the same category as Orlando Brown. That gave you the same feeling. No, I was entertaining. Not just entertaining. First of all, Carlos didn't even stay long enough for you to have a conversation with him. I was about to go. I felt like the fire alarm was about to go off.

And you know, I was just looking out for the safety of the crew because I knew they had more guests after me. And you know, everybody can't leave fast. You see how fast I leave? I leave quick. What was you expecting when you first went there? All right, man, nothing. Expectation leads to disappointment.

I don't expect shit from nobody. I just don't like how it was a whole plot set up. about a white man, carried out by the black man. That's the same shit happened in Memphis. I'm just saying if it was different circumstances we might not even be, you know what could have happened? Trying to make me the victim. Trying to victimize me.

I'm already up against America. As a nigger, last person I should be worried about is a nigger. So your line of questioning What do you come up with your line of question? I thought to be saying shit Like recent interviews you had With this pussy smell like and shit like that I've seen it

Mm-hmm Which is a very interesting character The grooving gorilla you asked the gruel On that bitch? Yeah, he asked her about her theft history What's he still? Serial

What kind? I didn't get that You should have asked I bet it was What you think you were Lucky Chon's off the top cinnamon toast crunch if you went to jail for it. Jack, if you were still in cereal, what would you get?

It's definitely cinnamon toast crunch. I'm gonna play with you with your arms got too. Yeah, that cinnamon toast cruncher, it just might be some special cap'n crunch that I need, like the Ootsaw Bears. Chocolate fronts are different level too? What would you steal, Marker, if you had to steal three cereals?

We got Apple Jacks. Mustang Crunch. Mustang, what the fuck is that? No. You got Apple Jacks. Just put that in there because it sound like something he would say. Proofy Peppers is one.

Uh, crossing flakes. Fruit of pepper? Yeah. Regular frosty flake. Fruit of fruits. Fruit of pebbles. Fruit of, you're not supposed to eat fruit loops. Fruit of them off of.

You gotta eat fruity pebbles like you're in a competition. No, fruity pebble tastes like a busted pinata. When did you taste a busted pinata? I imagine that's what it would taste like. You just got to put enough milk in it. That's all. You got to put enough in it. You ever had the cereal in the bag?

Yeah. Which ones do you fuck with? Them choco pops is fucking... Yeah, was you at your house or the girl's house? I was at school then. They had bag cereal at your school. Yeah. Wow.

Public school? How'd you do? I did good. Favorite subject? What was your favorite subject in school? Favorite subject in school? That was really good at P.E. Yeah, yeah.

Jim? Yeah. Okay. You played sports? Nah. But you're good at B. You're good playing. So you're good at Pee.

You're good at Pee. It is. He liked to play. Look, yeah, back to your lad of questioning. You asked the groove of gorilla, could he fight, and you allowed him to stand up and demonstrate three of the worst combinations that I've ever seen. Hey, bro, is Glowrilla thick in real life, too? Because she'll be on the line since she's thick.

You got your type of thicks, you know. Thicks. I give her one. Which one is that? Left, thick, right, thwicks. I like it, it's nice. Okay, but back to the, to the, you allowing the grueling the grue and the gorilla,

to throw those punches. You know that name? And he does, very well. Y'all, that's your own boy? Listen, don't, don't get on here and act like, see, remember we were in Houston? That is your partner, y'all was eating lunch and shit together. We didn't eat lunch.

Yeah, you just fucking y'all did, y'all, I saw you. We saw you. We saw you. Is that what we doing? That's your home. I mean, we saw you. I mean, we saw you. It's two against one, I can't argue.

I'm not against you. How do you know that you know? You're cutting this part out? No, no. See, that's what I was about to ask you. Why didn't you cut him punching out? I mean, I just feel like the real need to see how he coming just because you're F with him.

So your show is about embarrassing black people? Oh, that's what you think he was embarrassed. Uh-uh. You were happy. That's what you be trying to do. Nah, that's conversation. I see how, nah, but you be doing shit. I wouldn't say that.

Okay. Because we got some white people on the show. No, you joke. I ain't seen him. Who was on there this way? Justin Bieber? It ain't came out yet. Justin Bieber?

What do you say when you brought the monkey out? You would see it. I'm asking, because I want to know if you did that shit to the white folks too. He didn't bring no monkey out on him. Yeah. You didn't bring no money. It was a snake. It was one monkey on that bitch.

Yeah. You know I was sitting down with you. I didn't bring the monkey out. That's your shit. You knew. Y'all discussed this shit. I didn't know. Y'all disgusting.

Back to the question. It's called a production meeting. So you don't want who told him, get a monkey. Like, when this white man ordered this monkey, you ain't feel no type of way about this shit. We can't get a monkey, we can get a lemur. I don't give a fuck. You ain't, like, you didn't raise no red flags,

a white person and a monkey and a you. You ain't put none of that together. You was just like, all right. So the dude, look, the dude that owns it. It's not about the dude that owns it, it's the idea that you let a white man order you a monkey. Nah, the dude brought all that, the black dude, it's his, it just cause you bought it from a black dude

don't mean, it don't change the connotation of a white man who got your chick. He said he knew, he gonna send some monkeys to your drug. He was like, he's from a letter, he was like, and you gonna use them? As I see, if y'all click back into the episode, the black dude brought it out. He said, I know him, he won't like the monkey.

And he brought it out. He said, I know him, he won't let on him. What we're saying is that, What Lois is saying, from what I'm gathering, is that he's saying you have the power to shut it down and say, hey, hey, hey, we're not gonna do that. Before I even get that, if you watch it,

I was tell, I was stopping. No, before he even gets there, you have the power to say. So I'm saying, like, you was dead when I pulled up. So when these, so this white man who got your check, then order the monkey at your job, and you stay at work, you didn't, that didn't raise no red flag to you.

Not as you say something, actually. Why I had to say it for you to think of it that way? Because it was a lot going on. No, it wasn't. What's shit going on in there? Y'all was standing around eating pizza when I got there. What a goddamn thing going on in there? What was going on?

So, one. I was the first guess. What could possibly be going on? It don't even add up. All right, so you want me to tell you what was going on here? No, tell me. I'm asking. I'm asking.

What was going on that had? I have no monkey in the fight. Let you overlook the monkey. All right, so look, check this out. With you, it was only two people that I said I wasn't gonna do because I know y'all good at what I do and probably having a debatable conversation, y'all was gonna win.

It was you and Duvall, so I wasn't trying to do you. So, but Dave was like how that sound, change that up. Which part? That last part, you wasn't trying to do me. Don't say this shit like that. Give me something else. All right, okay. Give me something else.

I know you got something else. Let me see. That's all you can think of? Hold on. Give me Tom. Is it? Yeah, sit down. Right.

Have a sit down with it. So wouldn't, okay. So you know, you came out with me. So you're going to bring in the market? The market. Yeah. What the fuck was that supposed to do? You know, it's crazy.

I don't know. But when you look back on it, what do you look at it as now? Because what did he make you think about? when he just brought that up. What about the monkey? About the monkey, him and the white man all together. You, how, like, you don't see how it would be like niggas and monkeys? I didn't look at it that way.

It was a lame man. It wasn't. Why are you stuck on that? Why are you stuck on that? Because you knew it wasn't a monkey. It was close enough to, that's what I'm saying, it was close enough to a monkey where it was believable. I know. That's how I know.

It was some talk. They wanted a monkey at first. You don't ask for a lemur off top. You settle for a fucking lemur. What is a lemma? Why, you got to be specific in the species of monkeys. It's a unique monkeys. It wasn't unique, right?

It had a raccoon tail. A lemma is like, you know, it's like Madagascar. Yeah, it's like Madagascar. Oh, like with the eyes. Yeah, yeah. If God said right now, bring all the monkeys, you think the lemas ain't going?

I'm not in disagree about it being a monkey. Come on. But. You weren't real clear. All of this goes back to your line of questioning. Is there any method to it? Is there anything you won't do? Will you just sit down and just look at people and just say whatever comes to mind?

It's respectful. So in your mind, having a monkey was respectful. I didn't say that. my conversation. I mean, that was about to be the conversation. What was he supposed to do when the monkey touched him like? The monkey can't talk? I mean, what was he supposed to talk about? Conversation with the monkey. Oh shit, they got monkeys in this monkey. Yeah, exactly. Man, I've been looking for somewhere I can get down there. Actually, I believe, man. My nigger got the monkeys in this bitch. Looking for something where I can fuck with a monkey in real life.

In the middle of some bullshit. Of Atlanta. Of Atlanta. Monkeys in Atlanta. You know what my life is missing? Animals. What made you think I wanted to, when you ever seen me with some animals?

I never have. I told you I was trying to be on the safe side. How? I told them I was like. By carrying your little pouch with your little ass pills. No shit don't. That shit don't scare nobody. We're talking about the show.

Get a little ass purse. You got a whole purse. How are you gonna get to the gun? All right, so look, about to the question. How you, I'm saying? Like if some shit happen right now, you gotta unzip all them zippers. We fucked, but you wanna be the hero.

And save us. And I'm blind, bro. But do he look scared? Especially in your little pouch. Do you know you got a little, Jack, you can't see it, but it's a little purse beside you. If you just reach over, like, reach over. Like, it's right by your arm.

Reach over, it's right by your arm. You straight, just reach straight and grab it. All you gotta do is, don't grab. Yeah, you ain't gotta grab, but that's where it is. One of the span, 100%. Mm-mm, don't grab it. I don't wanna touch this person. So you say you try to be respectful

in your line of question. You don't try to be disrespectful? It really do, yeah. You get disrespectful. No, I don't. You don't, so you're- So who's telling you to do this shit? Do what?

The shit you're doing? Which part? All of it. It depends on what you're talking about. The monkey shit. That's a different. Who's the word? It is a monkey.

So. That's your monkey at fuck. Has it ever got, has anybody got mad at you? Like, I mean, really upset doing one of your interviews. Like, that you asked something and they, or they just, you know, one of those people who's super serious and they don't play no games, and they made it hard for you to continue to do what you was doing. Is that happen?

I bet you won't do that shit to a dip set. The whole group. And Jim Jones is how you fucked up. You know they pull the, all right, but you know the type of shit they do the niggas. Mm-hmm. Anybody you won't do it too. No, it's really just conversation.

That's what it is. And just knowing, reading the people's energy. And I mean, you can't tell me one thing I've done crazy, because. How you go ahead? But you could. Now, let me ask you this. Where has it ever been a moment where shit this went completely left?

But of course, we ain't seen. It's edited out and we didn't see that. Nah, he's the only one. I don't try to make you say like I'm the worst one because I'm black. What about that? What about the road to tell me when? That looked like it was going, about to go crazy.

How you see it? I heard it, and I could just tell what was going on. And I never heard him sound like that before. No, it was, it was just the name. So about just getting his name. I really didn't know how to say his name. So you allowed this man to come sit in front of you without learning to pronounce.

Who asked them to come on the show? What were you calling them? Rotini. That's what I'm saying. Routini. Who you worked for on? You mean to tell me that you couldn't, you couldn't replace the end with an M.

It was hard for you to say Rottemi, so you could say Rotymi but not Rottemi. Yeah. You're amazing. You're amazing, man. So is there a dream guess? Is there somebody you really want to be on the show that hasn't been?

Mike Tyson? Yeah, I'll do it. Mike Tyson to beat your head. He would ask if you would do him. He already told you stop saying it. Mike Tyson would beat your ass. Somebody that you really want to send. Give me my pieces.

I ain't got that. Give me both of them. Kanye. Yeah. Kanye, that would actually be very interesting. Definitely. What would be one of the questions you would ask, Kanye? We want to know.

It would be hard to just say it straight up. What do you want? It'll be hard to say straight up. What's the other one? be hard to say straight up when you were like what I would want to say because it was just I had to step into that you do you have to get into that mind it's a mindset thing yeah where did that come from when I was fucking with certain people and they was entertaining it so it's your mindset to stay involved for what I'm talking about or what I'm doing I can't see a piece of box in front of you you can see me I can see you kind of hard I mean we can see each other don't disrespect Jack like that that was very disrespectful to somebody who really can shoot. Yeah, I mean, you did it like two times, and then when you say how did I see the road timid thing,

I'm not gonna front, I got it my feelings about that because you're questioning my abilities and I told you who was on your show. I apologize again. You say you don't disrespect people, man. But people be feeling disrespected. If you feel it, I apologize. Have to come up D, niggie, man, that's what we said.

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What are wrong with y'all? It is on me. Put it on Roku. Don't say fuck nobody. No, I didn't say fuck them. I said put it. I think we fuck with. Oh, we do.

My house full of Rokoo's. Oh. If Roku removes everywhere. Yeah. So, subscribe to the app. It's only $8.99 a month or $85 a year. So you get a whole year for $85. Did you know that?

It's $8.50 and then you got to pay taxes. Yeah. So, you know, it's $8. You know, we're getting on all type of content. You know what? We're not even going to tell them who you got your glasses from until they get it on the app. I mean, hey, you got to watch the app. The app is available.

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We got somebody read every fucking comment. And the ugly. So you know what? We're folding under this pressure. We hear you. We hear you. We're winning this. We'll just get the fuck on at you all way.

Just for an hour though. That's all you get is an hour. So don't you can't complain. Well, we're the rest of that. I think they should get 37 minutes. I don't see, we got to hurry up. And we should put a whole bunch of ads in between. Like long way and there.

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