The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Get Up, Get Out feat. Mario Tory | Ep. 27

Episode Date: June 17, 2016

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Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. 85. 85. 85, hey, man, I do one more that happened. You got to tell me, man. You support these motherfuckers. If they did something to you, they did something to me. Man, fucking.

What happened? What happened? You said that shit five minutes ago. What didn't y'all... You feel what I'm saying? What did you know y'all didn't agree with you? Man, we can't have this secrecy. What if we go in there and he'd get into it with the folks and we got a deal?

He don't tell us what the fuck happened. No, at least, that's what I'm saying? At least we already know what type of previews. Yeah, we need to know what the fuck is. I'm like, Chad, the racist motherfucker came to us with a million dollars, but look, we took it, but we know they're racist. No, no, no, no. What happened was...

This nigga So light skin, bro Man, I slapped the shit out I would need the reason to slap the shit out of the nigga What'd he do? What he do, Chad? Yeah Oh, he tried to hang you off the balcony

And they're gonna try to stick A knife in your hand Yeah, yeah So he swung on you. He said so he swung on him? Did he hang you off the balcony? If he grabbed those shirt and hemmed If any time a nigga get hemmed,

The story is more intense. Was it a... Joe, it was a scuffle? Sad got hemped. If I hear that you got him... Hey, man. For some reason why he's telling me, all I'm hearing is toss. Get off me, bro.

Get on me, bro. A nigga got himmed. A nigga grabbed your shirt, wrinkled it up, and had his... Had niggas. And you know what's fucked up flat? The shirt's still wrinkle. He didn't watch the shit in everything. Wrinkles won't come out of the shirt.

That's that tough shit. That shirt built Army Strong. For real. We know what going on. Whatever. No, I know you ain't going to. let a nigga him you up yeah he will he will though he did nigger was scared to bring it up Joe had to tell us that he

now you know with your friend your friend wish he could have been there no tell him what happened no man tell him nigga what happened and then he's still hyping him like bro keep going the story deeper than that bro story way deeper than what you're talking about better be glad I wasn't there it'll be some world stop footage Joe like man stop lying to them fault bro tell them for you Get my phone. Talking about these folks that junk me.

He must have a Navy shirt on. No. Hey. He was about to send the text in the group text, but deleted it. It was on a paragraph long. He was like, oh, shit. Man, we might get this shit started, man. Hey, what's up?

Welcome back to the 85 South Show. It is your man, Carlos Miller. It's your boy, Dacey, your fly. Man, what the hell you've been on to, bro? Man, jacking off with hotel soap. That shit burned, bro. Jacking off with hotel soap, bro. Man, that shit burn.

Bro, you're going to have to clean his dick in Georgia, my name. Lisa, I got to smooth these dick in Georgia. Nigger. The video going fucking crazy, man. I don't go why they keep playing with me, bro. The fucking panda video. Man, I'm shooting the video every week on World's time. Hey, bro, I'm gonna go on here and tell you.

Ain't nobody told you, I'm gonna go on to you, man. Man, your shit sound better than the original shit, man. We understand the words, man. That's the whole purpose. Oh, they were tan your ass up, though. I gotta keep it one thousand, though. I gotta keep it one thousand. What they were saying?

You fucked up on the Spanish, nigg. You said Mamasito. They were like, Nicky, that's the boy. But then when I was like, man, everybody black, no, Mamacito is a lady. I don't know.

I don't speak Spanish. But we all thought that was Mamacito being... Fuck them, people. That shit sounded good in the rap, me. That shit went on beat, niggins. I called my bit Mamacito.

You caught day. I said, hey, Mama Tito. Mama Cita. It's Mama Cita. Next time. Oh, it's Mama Cita. Yeah, put the air then. First of all, anything

with a mama in, it shouldn't be related to a dude. You're what I'm saying? Mama Tito. Some people mama got a mustache, though. But them the ones you really know got that good pussy. Some mom got that little gouty. I hate one before they got that little three line.

Hell you. Oh, them little monkey ball. You need to say to them little monkey ball. Niggie, you stupid it fuck. I swear on that thing. But check this out. We're about to get real stupid in here today because we got my player partner in here today. Who?

Everybody's your player partner. Man, I know a whole bunch of players. That's my partner. Who? Man, I got this funny-ha-nigger. Man, I got this funny-ha-ha-old-hom-old. What are they name him? Man, my nigga Mario Toy.

We ain't even going to do no long-game intro. What's up, Plyle? What's happening? What's happening? What a bitch ass. Man, they ain't even here, bro. This is the podcast. We won't get no pictures, man.

We didn't get nothing. Last time we had that little white lady caught through. We were pulled through. Hey, boy, that camera told was on. What the fuck? We didn't invite her back? No, she wasn't invited the first time. She went to the zoo.

Brug her. Her pussy like a fist when she walked through this. What did you been up to, bro? What did you been up to, brus? Man, I'm living, man. Living. Just enough. That how you know a nigger really just living.

Day by day. Like, what's going on? Man, you know, Jellet. Living. Nigger, being alive. My eyes wake up. I said, shit.

Blifting hall in favor. We're good. That right, dude. Tell her what you got going on, Omar. Man, you know what, man? Just, man, a lot of shit, man. Torn, still across the country, man.

Got my own spots popping off in Atlanta, chef Riles, uptown, popping it all. Comedy Central about to drop in September. Got the Kevin Hart's shit. I'm about to buy something new. Oh, man. He's not a shit. He's not a lot of, naparate on the Kevin Hart's situation.

What's the hell about it? What's how I got going on? Man, you know, we did the company Central, you know he's got his own shit coming out, man. Kevin Horst presents, man. Oh, that's what's happening. A rock off, man.

Yeah, yeah. It's proper. I represent it for Atlanta, man. Shots out to the city. That right. I can't wait to see you on that, bro. Hey, man. On some real shit,

this ain't even no, this ain't even no flets. It is, but I had to say it's a little. Nick, Atlanta comedy been killing shit. Everywhere. We're killing it. Everywhere you look. It's some Atlanta coming out of Atlanta.

Coming out of Atlanta from Atlanta, man. Oh, shit. They need to buy us a new comedy club We do need a new comedy club I hope some Hold up, man, you know everybody Listen to this goddamn show I just found out that Morgan Freeman

Be listening to the podcast like a motherfucker Morgan Freeman, go ahead and buy a comedy club Morgan Freeman be listening to this shit What's all, Morgan? What's up, man, Morgan's supposed to do with me too I love that shit I don't know how famous our podcast is We've been grinding like a motherfucker

Now, let me tell you something. Shots out to YouTube, motherfuckers, fools, because I've been watching this shit for a minute, too. You first had to look 85 South signs sitting there. I appreciate. Niggas keep rocking. We got to. I couldn't wait to get to get that.

We can't get off the highway. We got to keep going to T-I-Fort 8 to South, go. There you go. Oh, shit. You just brought my man, Kevin Hart up. We got to give Kevin Hart a shout-out because I heard somebody broke in his house and stole $500,000. That ain't a shout-out.

That's, we need a pray. No, we're praying for him. We were just letting them know that we saw him, and we hope you get this shit, man. Man, I hope you found whoever it is and whoop their ass. I'm talking about, listen to hear, call me. But you know what? I sit some niggas up there and whoop their ass.

At what? That's like $200. Yeah. That's like us coming home. It doesn't matter, though, but it's still his too much. First of all right, I want to know how that shit hit the new. He probably like, look, don't see anything. Man, the dirt, ton, tongue.

Motherfucking is wrong. Kevin Hart for $500,000. What if Kevin Hart still a real nigga? They ain't really get shit. He just told him. Half a million not worth shit. Like, they ain't get shit. Hey, man.

I hope you get his shit back there. But who the fuck know of you I got that much money you got $500,000? Where you're having it? Somebody watching it, man. You gotta have a safe. If you're from the streets,

you got to know that people are watching. It don't matter if your name is a whiter than white. I think there's a made-up number. I think the niggas just walked in, saw some shit fucked up like, nigga they fucked up. Like, nigga, they fucked up about half a million worth of shit in him.

I believe that's what it was. That was a guest estimation. Probably stay in a million-dollar home. Nah, the head the crib costs way more than me. But I'm saying, at least. Why would you have a million-dollar house with a half a million dollars worth of shit in it? If I get a million dollar home, nigga, I'm just, I got the home.

Fuck the furniture. I'm sleeping on walls and shit. I just want to try some new shit out. But you know, this wall is comfortable as hell. A million dollars. I'm sleeping outside. Patio, air mattress is on the patio. Nigger.

Nigger. That matches sound so good. Just put them all in all. All on the patio. Just get vets, just, um, every room. Every one of them. Man, it's been a crazy ad day, man. Alligator 8 of 2-year-old in Florida.

What the fuck? How'd that happened? Oh, who? A alligator, they're fucking two-year-old, man. They must have been from Alabama. Listen, they threw that baby in that damn, bro. This has been a bad motherfucking year for people with animals, nigga.

They just shot my nigga Harambe two weeks ago. I'm still fucked up about that. I thought that was injured Elba. I've been telling him out, man. The phone shot injured Alba at the food. Boy, you fucked up, man. Man, yeah, there's been some fucked up shit going on with these animals. The animals need to get, hey, listen.

It ain't, first of all. It ain't the animals. I'm glad somebody said. People, think about it. That's like like with Cat Hart. I mean, uh, uh, Cat Williams said, I call the nigga Cat Hart. He doesn't want to fight like the motherfucker. D.C. Don't ever try me.

You know, that's not my name, motherfucker. Fuck that. But y'all remember what Cat Williams said about the lion. The tigers. Think about it. The tigers. Yeah. How long they've been waiting for somebody to slip and fall.

In that bitch. Into this motherfucking pen. And you got an alligator. First of all, he's in the water. He heard that shit in the water. He like nigger. First of all. Something is on land.

How the fuck did the alligator getting to the Disney goddamn resort? Nigger, it's Florida. But I'm saying, why they're in the water, why the motherfucking parents ain't jump over to throw the baby? I wouldn't, I wouldn't mind if the baby hit his head by throwing him back over. Shit, I would rather him hit his head

rather than get eight a lie about he down alligator. How about this? How about we just fucking look out for the kids? You remember when people used to look out for kids. Hey, little boy, bring your ass. People don't look out no more. People don't look out no more. So how would you just,

been if you saw that baby in the pool i'm like hey little baby hey who white baby is this let's get fucked up first of all me as a black man i'm i want somebody else to see this little white baby like mario said hey somebody put some eyes on this white baby first of all because i'm a black man i can't be left responsible for a white baby not shit that shit sound terrible in the news have you ever seen a white baby just wondering you be like look nigger when i see a white baby i get nervous hey hey hey who baby is this the fuck the boy the bad it is you better not even say what the land time i saw him he was about right Don't fuck around to be the last person to see him.

You're the one that going down. Come on, you're fucking right. You ate that baby. So what have you would? He's stupid. If you would have saw that baby in the pond, what would you would have done? If I had these Airmaxes on shit. Because I ain't getting no goddamn water.

That's right. I would have did what every black parent. I would have did with every black parent would have did. I would have grabbed my kids and be like, ooh, that's fucked up. That is, y'all get over here. They've alligator to get your ass too. Shit. Come back, little baby.

But you know what? For that alligator to be in the Disney park snatching up to your wife, that alligator was hungry. That popcorn wasn't getting it. And you know what's crazy, though? Alligators don't even really fuck with white people. So, you know, he had to be thinking about this shit,

like, I'm about to eat this baby. All the other alligator, like, this nigga crazy. Swam the opposite way. God damn Florida gator. That's why I said that baby must have been from Alabama because he had SEC rival. I feel so bad. I feel so bad.

That's crazy. The only thing that's really got me, like, kind of normal about this shit, The only normal shit about this is it is a white baby this week. Last week, it was a little black-ass DeAndre fell in there with the gorilla. That was a black baby. I thought it was white. That little nigger was black as hell.

That baby was white, though. No, the nigger that fell in there with the gorilla? That was white baby. No, it was. Because the mama was like, Joe! Can we get a picture somebody? No, he was white. That little nigga named DeAndre.

He fell in there with Harambe. They had his black-ass mom and his dad. He got a criminal record, all this shit. He was black. He was black. That baby ain't black. There ain't no black baby going in no damn, in a guerrilla cage. Nigger, when you see the little, motherfucker, you're going to be like, I mean, I thought he was white.

We view the animals from the bathroom. They're like, look, they go to the gorilla over there. These folks had some of them six flags, coupons from drinking a lot of cokes and he got in. See, that's, you know, back to what you were saying, who the fuck is watching these babies? Bro, you remember when they used to say it take a village to raise a child? And they let them go with Timothy, and they're like, Timothy is watching them. This nigga in the gorilla cage. Timothy probably put the motherfucker in the cage

You've been getting all my toys For the last three Christmas Fuck you Just push his head Something is wrong with Timothy Through his little brother That's crazy Have y'all seen the one with the alligator

But the line right The baby had on a yellow jacket And it was at the window It was at a lion cage And the baby turned to run And the lion came full strata And guess what the lady in the back Say

Oh my God He's crazy It's so pretty It's so cute I'm watching this shit And I was scared I said he's about to break through. Well, let's give some messages to the white people who listen

and, you know, tell them how to deal with that. White people. White people, y'all are delicious to the animals. Stay the fuck away from. And they take their babies to the zoo for insurance claims. Well, my advice would be white ladies, have a baby by black dude. I think they keep their eyes on their little mixed babies. That's about it because we ain't got time.

Yeah. That's crazy. We do. White people. Keep your eyes on your babies. What about black people? What advice would you get them around animals and shit? Build a fence around your apartments.

No, vacuum your goddamn area rug. Like, people, we don't really too much fuck with animals. We don't fuck with animals. Big or small. We don't fuck with animals. We don't fucking. We'll tell a nigga quick. He'd be like, that dog's going to bite.

He got teeth, motherfucker. He's going to bite. Fish, we fuck with. Parakeets, we all right. That's when the lines get to cross. Lizards and shit. I never understood how niggas love hamburgers, but scared as fucking cows. Nigger love a burger.

We don't like that mood shit. That mood shit. That mood shit, that would be like, eh? Yeah. That nigg is saying something. That's a motherfucker right, man. Fuck that bullshit. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.

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He got jumped on the world of the week Oh my gosh We're looking for some niggas Let me put this out here on the airways, bro People listen to our show I'm telling you everybody listen to this shit I just found out salt and pepper Listen to the shit

That's a black baby I told you that was a black baby That baby looks just like that pun Hold on this shit so we can sound gangster man Chad got jumped. Look, this the 85 South Show, man. You don't put your motherfucking hands on nobody who got nothing to do with this shit. Fuck you mean.

Nigger, we ain't big niggas, but it's a lot of us. I'm talking about even getting him-duffed niggas. You can't ham a nigga up. Motherfucking, right, right, bro. I'm not saying she a black belt on right now. You feel me? I'm not saying she a black belt on. I'm not going to like hyenas.

You've seen hyenas take shit? Man. I just had to put that out there, man. Don't nobody fuck with nobody who worked over here. Pusses. Hold up, though. Did I sound on. Yeah, that shit was hard.

Yeah. If I would listen, I'm like, that didn't color don't play, okay? Hey, if you want to be on the motherfucking podcast, where you ain't gotta worry about niggas grabbing all up on your motherfucking shirt. Getting hemmed up. Putting all the kinda slanderous information about you on the motherfucking internet.

Talk about some money. What? Nica, come over the 85 South Show. Don't nobody here get paid shit, niggas. Tell them, what's money? We make money. We make money. Money ain't shit.

Got it all day, get it all day. Sit it down. This shit free. That's how much we love y'all. We do this shit and this shit free. Rest and peace. piece of Muhammad Ali. Oh, man.

Flo like a butterfly, steam, like a big. Nigger, all the great black folk down. And why the niggies can rap like that back in the day. That land a little word, they got to stretch it out. Floop like a butterfly, sting like a big. That's what you call for emphasis. Emphasis. You should have it.

Emphasis or for emphasis? For emphasis. Man, the greatest to ever do it, man. Four emphasis. For emphasis. It's just to let motherfuckers know you ain't playing. Yeah, why you got to see it four times extra. What else going on?

Hey, Mike Epps had his show premiered other night. Buck. Yeah, I went to the watch party for that, man. How wasn't it? She was funny as hell. You fucking with it. You don't fucking with it. That's what's up, man.

It's a hit. It's a hit. Mike Evers is a hard work. Mike Eps is a cool motherfucker man. Mike Evers will go out and be at a movie premiere and borrow some weed from somebody and walk the fuck off. Don't even let you hit your weed. That's the type of nigga that he is. I love that nigga because the success ain't never changed him.

He's still a ratchet is a motherfucker. Ratchet is. Hey man, shout of hood, man. It seemed like the more every. every comedy show, he'd get more swag on that motherfucker, you know, he's like, y'all, damn, you look like a drug day. I ain't like the timing on that last one though.

The last one, he was going too fast. If he would just slow that bitch down, he was gonna kill, but for some reason. That's what make the real comics, man, when you're genuine, man. Yeah. Hell yeah. Mario, you still fuck with them ratchets?

Man, this nigga right here, you think me and you fuck with some ratchets, yeah, man. Not no more, not more. I know, but, damn, man, why you bring your lady? We can't even talk about the holes. You know, I'd be fucking with them ratch.

There you go. You can talk about this. I don't know what you were going to put it. I was like, damn, Flack, you didn't got lame and fuck. She got you now. You could talk about what you used to do. Yeah, I'm talking. Hey, Mario, all these nays in love and shit.

She know I love the ratchet at home. Man, we love a ratchet too. Mario, I like a nice-ass ratchet bitch. The type of ratchet you like, Maria. We got a lot of ratchet listen to this shit. Talk to him. The ones, like, when you take them and they can't really read. I had a girl one time,

Ratchet is fuck. Picked up over there on goddamn cascaded at the applebees. You got to end up with some hood shit. Yeah. My bitch said, I don't think I'm going to try one of these entrants. What the fuck is an entry? She was trying her best. I said, I looked like, what the fuck?

Let me try entry. Bitch, I don't even know. And I said, you mean an entree, bitch? I was like, oh, I love your little retardant. I like the bitch that can roll with one knee, drive, and still roll the wheel. Oh, my God. I love it. I had a wretchie one time, bro.

She was just so sweet. And she knew she was way too hood. but she was trying to act because I was on MTV and shit she was trying to impress you bro I had to we went somewhere I think it was either like

Houston's or one of them restaurant you know what I mean she wanted the shrimp scamp it real bad but she couldn't say that shit she would like hey order this for me

I was like what the shrimp scampi yeah I want the shrimp strap I was like the what she said the shrimp's tramping I got you baby don't don't even worry about

I can't say stress truer how you say that Strip, scrimp, scimp. Hey, this is how you know a bitch, real reaction, right? If you pull up the quick trip and we're like, you don't want to that?

And she snapped the stick belt out real quick and run in and get a whole bunch of shit. Like, hoodb bitches love quick trip. I don't know what it is. It's the milk shakes. It's some hot dogs, bro. It's the hot dogs. It's the hot dog.

Man, if you go to the little eye to the back, give me one of them chocolate, don't get it hard, hood. Get it like smooth hard. You got to put it in there. My bitch, what you mean by smooth hard? Smooth hard. She still wanted frozen.

I'm going to say what I like. I like them hood wretched bitches got their nipples pears and then they wear shirts. They know good and damn way of their nipples. I love it. You in a dollar stove. I see it. She put the nipple ring on the outside of the shirt. Oh my god.

Oh, that girl. That bitch can't do nothing. So it looks like a little safe the pen. You ever fuck with a ratchet bitch who only got one nipple pierce because it hurt too bad? Like, uh-uh, fuck that other one. Fuck that other titty. Now the titty look like she got a favorite titty and shit. I like them little ratchet girl

that got the little dots round in the little thermos and stuff I don't let them make little dermal dots No I don't want that I'm like bitch You look like stars at when we cut these lights off Ain't nothing like a little

A little ratchet bitch They had a coolest outfit on But got joy Her jeans stink though Big out on some suns dress with some George Her jeans stink I mean I like them little hood rat girl

That I always keep their baby on their hip You're stupid No matter what they're doing It's just right there Just a baby You know you frying fish That shit popping Poping the baby

She got right there on the hill and she's still rolling the weave with one knee with that baby she's just all he is like bitch you gonna burn the baby I love a little chick who has me like loud you stupid oh that shit you hug hey baby hey damn you smell like rude I like a bitch you drive bath feed it oh bad feed it like and you see the toes spread you like oh bitch spread so you like the type of bitch take her shoes off in the club no not in the club okay The bitch gets stomped on. I got to hear about how much your shit hurt.

You know what I'm saying? Like, bitch, you did it on your own. Type of girl that just be pissing in the parking lot out of the club. Oh, I love that. You walk by the seat right there, bang. Don't look. Open that back door.

Get that tissue out of the glowing compartment. Little tissue. Don't worry about it. I let it out drag. The skis stupid. The scurls run through in me. You're stupid. They run throughing me.

Run through with me. They run through me. Hey, man, this is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for all the chicks. for all the chicks who get their nails done and bite them off. Oh, I love that shit. They got that little hang nail skin.

Stop playing with it, man. I hate this shit. You got to get you one. This is the 85 South show, man. This is a podcast for niggas who got a box shep in the yard and swear they're going to fix it this summer. You've been saying that shit, seven summers, my name. Seven and summer.

Hell yeah. This is the podcast. I'm going to tell you when we were talking about Radget's shit, this is the podcast that we fuck with Radge's business. Two hood caps. I don't know how all fine women got two hood caps missing. Hell you.

This podcast is for all the hood niggas who got their car park in their yard but their dog chained up to their side of you mill. Yeah, niggas. That's who we make this podcast for. Just straight for the hood. Hell yeah, man. This podcast right here is for white people

who only smoke blunts. Only, only, nigga. This podcast is for everybody who got a child with them silvers in their mouth. Yeah. Front silver. Motherfucking. Shagging like a motherfucker.

Look how that's. Look how they black. This the podcast who the bitch don't even let the pit bull out by opening the door no more because the bottom screen fuck. He just walked in and out. He just walked out. You know what I'm saying? This podcast right here is for all the real thug gangster niggins who are shoot a nigger

but you live with your little sister and her two kids. So you can't do it. Motherfucking right. All real thug niggas live in the living room. All that niggas clothes folded up on the side of. of the couch, they're gonna them type of niggins.

This podcast for all the brothers who wear their sister shoes. What the fuck? This is the podcast right here for the niggas who keep all their roaches and break them down

like he got a whole other blunt. Like he got a whole big. Lig got a blunt for the roachers. That's a blunt for the roaches. That's a blood for the roaches. This podcast is for all the best friends who are fucking the same person.

Don't even know it. Don't even know it. This podcast is for everybody who go to the store and get mad. When your change be five, nine to eight, when you're gonna get you $0. The $0.08, $0.08, bitch-ed, nipple.

That's all of that kind of shit. That's all that kind of shit. That's what we're talking about. Being grown as hell. You feel what I'm saying? Like, you could give me 90, did the cray part about she grabbed the five? No, but.

Looked at the dollar and we're like, nah, start grabbing cards and shit. I said, bitch, you better. Bitch, how he go 25 cent, bitch. Give me my motherfucking dollar, man. I hate what motherfucker trying me about some money, man. Come on, man.

You know who cool, though, man? I don't even think they really be keeping up with the prices. The A lot of you got the money part, they'd be like, go, go, go. I'm like, nigga, that's 72 cents. Go, go, go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good, you good. No, that's okay, but you're all the time.

I see you, I see you. Yeah, I see you all the time. You ever ask some shit on credits that they fought with you. Abdul, let me get any water, man, for which, all right, all right. No, I don't play around like that. But I get to be it. They think I'm Muslim, so they let me do what I want to do. Man, you know, I got away with shit like that, too.

For real? Yeah. Yeah. You know I was from Philly. Hey, man, what's so? Man, I'm in one time, I got some shit on credit all week. I'm like, Abdul, you know, I'm going to fuck with you, man. You know, I'm going to come back.

Hey, you said that last time. I'm like, man, I got you. You never pay. I got you. How y'all feel about people flexing? Like, flexing out, social media, flexing, just flexing to be fair. When you know they, when you know them, when you know. At what age, shit, motherfuckers are flexing.

That shit don't come to reality. Like, 12. Did y'all not, you know, I remember back in the day, flexing was bad? Like, bro, stop flexing. Oh, you stay flexing that, nigga. Now a nigga be like, bro, I was flexed on them, nigga. Like, now he's cool. I remember flexing used to be a workout.

When you used to be working that, nigga. But I'm talking about after the workout. Yeah, now it was like, shodd be flexed. I don't fuck with that flexed, man. What's the most flexed out shit you didn't see in the week? Man, nigga, no, not the week. It was in my life. I was about to take a picture with a nigga right.

He was at the trap house, right? He was like, hold on, hold on. I got to get some of your money. Oh, gee, let me get some of your money right quick. I'm like, nigga. The niggas took a picture with another... The nigga took a picture with another... Then my face was looking like,

I hope people know that he's like his money. Damn. Damn. Same a young nigga hit me on the Instagram, man. Flex style. Like, bro, I'm trying to fuck with you, bro. I got, you know what I mean? What you want to do for a show?

I go to a nigga profile. This nigga said, all-designed hair on Burberry shirt, some true religion pens and a fucking Louis belt. Everything fake it fuck. The nigga had a burberry shirt with a polo man on that bit. God damn. But you know what we'd be fucked up? It'd be some flexed-up-ass-females out here, too.

Oh, yeah, all that booty pictures on the sink, shit. Bitch, take that picture off the sink. Bitch, watch your sink on. Let me ask this question. Do these holes live in hotels or they just be there? Every whole bitch is like it's in a hotel. Yeah, you know, they're selling that puss. That bitch a son of that pussie.

How much does this pussy cost do you do? $85. $65? I like $65 better, but, you know, I respect the hustle. We asked this shit all the time. Like last week, I was a little. This podcast, I asked a lady, how much would it cost for you to sell your pussy pussy completely, like the whole box all rights on ship to the pussy?

Like, how much you think it costs to buy a whole pussy? Not some. I bet she said something ridiculous enough. What's she saying? Best me. I don't even remember that. She's so crazy and she's making me sneeze. No, that was a cough.

Reposterous. That's a cough, Steve. How much would you pay for one? Nothing. I got some good, nice, free pussy. To real? Yeah, at the house. You's a lucky nigger.

And a couple more of them. Really? Fucking my pants. Why are you being selfish? The main niggas who say they don't pay. Normally pay. Coming from a nigger who pay. You're going to pay.

Come it from a nigga who paid. Hold up. Any time you take a woman. See what I'm going to get a real tooth out. Yeah, it's going to come out. You're going to tell it, man. It's going to pay a little time. I'm glad you brought this shit up.

This is what we was needing right here. And I'm going to let you out know where y'all don't pay for it. Oh, fuck, no. Cush. All right. You're going to get drunk. You're going to get drunk. If you drink or you don't.

You're going to have to go over there, because you can't fuck at your house unless you got a house. You got a house. That costs too. That costs too because you're going to wash your hands. But if she comes to your crib, she ain't going to want to give you that pussy like that. She's going to play with the push.

She's going to play with the cubs. See, that's your problem with y'all old niggas. Y'all's pleasing these holes. For real. I'll get you weed, drunk. No, that was my shit. I get a whole thing. That was the shit.

I need. I was going to have this. I need liquor. I need some. Yeah, you made us. I didn't sound like we were sponsoring these bids. I thought you had a list. You give a bitch a portfolio.

Like, look, if you open that up, that's all you're going to get for me to not. You're going to get cuss. Alcohol. Underline 17. DC a young nigga. That niggas show up with two rubbers and a double cheeseburger. Like, what's up, bitch? I would put a wave cap on my head with the knot at the top.

Like, look, bitch, I got $8.5. What you're trying to do? This is all you right in. See, this nigga. All they're young nigga. This type of nigga be outside all day show up with salty nuts and everything. He ain't trying to take no shower or like. He ain't trying to drink the wine.

Dick still slammy from earlier to date. When you fuck a nasty bitch, you gotta be nice to your side. You know, the dick slamming, get your stagnant in the shower. Look, man, we're gonna get in together. Hell no. How about that? Fuck you mean. D.C. the type of nigga fuck with that little brown shit on the front of the shirt, dude.

Yeah, the little brown shit. The early fuck. Apparently, apparently all the way off yet. Hey, every other look at that shirt, you were like, damn, my whole shit on got that. And fuck my shirt up. Yeah, to tuck it in. Hey, okay, I got a quick.

How many, how many bitches y'all don't fucking one day? Y'all don't have a successful day? Like five? No, I'm flicking. A foe. Nigger, your lips are gonna fall off. You're flexing. Four.

My dick will hurt like a motherfucker too. What about you, look. I'm like, shit. I'm gonna ugly ass, nigga. I made a fuck two. I did, po. I did probably. Most I did like two, two.

They weren't no more than that. I was, you know what? I was. I was, I was in Detroit. I had a problem like hit, I had a hit like two arm in the strip club. What?

In the strip club? Listen to me. Bro, your lips gonna fall up. I ain't no kissing, man. I told you what going on. I hate two arm in the strip club. And I end up and hit two of them in my hotel. Damn.

I'm in my mom, I'm like, bro, I love Detroit. For real? I'm like in hotel. They had to be. One was like a big bitch. Like if I was big, then she would be big.

You could fuck two big bitches in the day, though. But if I were big, she would have made, I would make, I would make her look is thick. I didn't know for a fact. I can't fuck two big bitches in one day. My back be hurting like a motherfucker. Those big big can't take dick like that.

Nigga, if you're working her ass, I'll be tired of the motherfucker. Everything would be hurting, bro. I'm like, damn. So you like little women, you like little women? Bitch, I like little women. They make me look way big than what I am. I like bitches who don't like me. They fuck you so good.

Like when you really don't deserve the pussy, she was like, come on, shit. Like, I like that shit. You better not tell you all. Yeah, you better not say shit. Have y'all been fucking the hell out of a skinny girl? And you're like, bitch, I know I'm killing this pussy. Why do you taking this dick like that?

Don't fuck skinny with me. You're like, boom, on. They're looking at you. You see your dick print out in her stomach. You'd be like, why is she taking it? Deeper than a manhole cover. Hey. Listen to me.

I was fucking the skinny girl one time. Fucked this. She put so much dick in her eye popped out. She still ain't say nothing. Nick, I fuck the girl who had a who had a miscarry like two weeks before. That shit. You didn't feel the bones? Hell no.

The crazy part about it, I thought I killed the pussy. I was like, yeah, that pussy is slow. It was already swollen before. World, we can't play this shit. This is retall. She didn't let me fuck. I can't believe this shit. I ain't asked her, too.

She came over. I told her we gonna fuck. She said, yeah, but I'm a little so. A little soap. I love soap. She had got the pill. She took the pill. That pussy was slow.

I was like, that puts a fat ass, but not knowing they were so. Bro, this is the 85 show. This probably the most disturbing shit. It was so, Carlo. I thought it was so. This is the most disturbing shit ever. Go to a new pussy.

Leave that one alone. No, that pussy was here. Hey, let me tell you. I'm glad you in him, Mario. It was still leaking. Let me tell you this shit. I was fucking just cool, beautiful-ass lady. And I like them.

I ain't get the pussy. I had met her. She was beautiful, she had big-ass booty. Nice job. Clear skin, so I knew the pussy didn't stink. You know if the skin clear, the pussy good. They get good. So we're sitting on the couch and shit.

We just flexed, talk, shit. She's like, look, I ain't about to sit here and play with you. I got a lot of mouths on this pussy. What you're trying to do? What fuck do you say to that, man? You should say, damn, do I need a peach pass for this motherfucker fucking? I don't know, man. That she really had disturbed me, though.

She said, Brooke, can you think about it? But you know, I don't. At least she was a lot of miles. A lot of miles. She was 100 about it. And she was a grown-ass woman. She about 40.

Yeah. And she said she had been fucking since she was about. Freak 16? Yeah. Nigger, that's damn that 24 years worth of dicks. Hey, you know, they say old women don't get in this prime? Like, 33. That's 24 years of dicks.

Do you know how many miles of dicks? I know. I don't fucked over a hundred holes. So they don't tell how many nigg she don't fuck. Do they nut? Well, they didn't fuck that many miles. I can't even think about that shit. 24 years worth of dick.

You ever fuck the cougar? But see, that's what got me re-evaluating this shit. These cougars out here, 40, 50-some years old, been taking dead 25, 27 years. That can't be good. But you know what? It's some fine-ass cougars out here to put these young girls ashamed. I had a cougar who got mad because I wanted to fuck with my young bitch.

I'm like, bitch, you want some young shit. I had an old bitch telling me, I thought she told me to go get some money out of her bill for. I said, what the fuck is a bill for? She had a bill for. I said, what the fuck is a bill for, br. I had to leave my cougar alone, bro. I left my cougar alone because she opened her lid. She had a mold on her thigh. One of them old lady mows

looked like a tarantula, nigger. I was like, and you were flicking it, but I went on it. No, nigga, it had hair on it. It looked like she had a tarantial. I was like, is that a tattoo? She was like, that's a birthmarked a mold. I was like, ooh. And you touch it, and you touch it, move. I was like, ugh, bitch, you give me the Willie's.

I'm gonna tell you about the time where I was fucking with this Cougarite. Talk to me. I was so scared. At first, you know, I'm a young nigga, you know what I'm I'm gonna fuck the shit out of this old bitch. That's what you're telling you. That's what I always tell you.

I'm gonna fuck this, I'm gonna fuck this. Have you never not fuck the shit out of bitch? Like, I'm like, man, I'm fuck the shit out of this old bitch. So I go over this bitch, I was in a heap of truck. And this, this is how I knew I was in a heap of trouble. You mess with old people? A heap, nigger? I was in a heap.

A heap. That mean a whole lot. Nick, when I pressed this bitch, this bitch Dobell, this is what I heard. Danger! I was like, what the fuck? I said, hold up, I'm tripping. I said, let me hit it again.

The hell, man. I said, this bitch is freaky than what I thought she is. Man, you... I got over there, man. Listen, man. That's all I heard. Danger! Hey, man, I'm through fucking with these.

That bitch fuck the shit out of me, man. That cougars confuse you, man. She just told me, lay down butt-n-naked. She grabbed both of my angles, like she was going to chain my diaper. Like she was going to swirl you around this shit. Bru. She gave me a mouth bath. A mouth bath.

She put that put on your face. You didn't hear what I said. Oh, a mouth bath. Oh, she gave you. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. I mean, one time I was fucking, I was 19.

19. I was sitting a dope. No, I'm 24. Oh, okay. I was 19. My bad. I'm 24, Nick. Okay.

Oh, okay. So I was. selling dope you know you look like the nigger who played spawn shit the fuck ever you know everybody I need that money nigga oh okay I need to be a stunt double like that like the John white oh yeah it looked just like that digger I didn't be that stunkdover for that either who Tyler Perry you hit his shit I was I was I was 19 right fucking and coo so I'm fucking one of my sister I'm one of my sister friends cousins oh you know what I'm saying but the bitch who I was fucking was like 42

that you're 19 yeah I mean so she was like that young nigga swag no I mean so she was Like, her friend was like, all she wanted was, all she wanted was Zan. Oh, okay. So I gave her a Zan. For the pussy. That fuck, she got that bitch. For the pussy. And all she was just scared.

She was like, man, don't tell your sister. I'm like, bitch, you know, bitch, I've been texting. Now it would be the perfect time for us to give a shout out to all the older ladies who are here giving young niggas pussy. Thank you. Thank you. You turned me to a preach, bitch. This is from the staff of the 85 South Shore. This world balanced.

I love y'all. Y'all turned me to a freak. Hey, what's the best age for women for you? What is your opinion on that? I like here in the bitch when she says she thirted. I'm like, ooh, 30. 30? Ooh, I like a bitch and I'm 30s.

Really? I love her 30s. 39, I'd be like, who bitch, you just barely made. You know what, man? I don't even go fuck by no. As long as you got some common, goddamn sense. I thought you about to say some comments. Can't find that shit.

No, she got some condens. So I don't, you know. Some condoms. That's what I thought you about to say. Long the best got condoms. I don't give a damn. Ain't, man, man, common sense so hard to find? What the fuck, man?

Like, I don't understand how. bitch is going to get the eyebrows done and leave the mustache. The miss is it looked like shooting stars. I mean, the lady was right there. Like, you couldn't get the same lady to do the mustard? In time, I see your face. I just want to make a wish, bitch. Damn.

He's got shoon stars. I don't like the bitch to wear the workout pants every day, but they ain't get the gym and out. I hate that shit. Damn. I ain't going to say I hate the bitch who got the workout pants, but they got like the two camel toes. You don't know which one is one. You're like, damn, they've got two camels. Damn.

I need to see this shit. You never seen one of them. It looked like a fanny pack, then the Camelton? Oh, you're talking about that little pussy power. Yeah, that bids got that little, yeah. Biss got a fanny pack. Like, she's hired her money, like, she don't want to buy to steal them. That's where all the juice is.

My uncle called, my uncle said, that's a good under yonder. The under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under. Under yonder. I call it the juice pack, dude. That's where all the Jews said. Yeah. Majority of the Mexicans to be like that, though. You ever fucked the Mexican before?

I have. They got some hair around pussy. He ain't never fucked the Mexican. He ain't never fucked the Mexican. Have you ever fucked a Mexican who didn't know no Spanish? Damn. And that bitch, you, you ain't a Mexican then? I don't know.

I don't know. You ain't a message. That was beautiful. This bitch, she spoke Spanish. And our child made to shut up. You'll be fucking in the bitch to say something too freaky, fuck your whole flow up. Oh, he's not all in this pussy. God damn it now we got to start over because you didn't.

Now you're pregnant. You shouldn't say that shit. Yeah. I don't know what made you say that. I'm done. Nett in my nose. I'm through. It's over with.

What does you tell you, none of her nose? What? It's over with it. I was just thugged it. Pull it out. You ever just not even tried to pull out? Like, fuck it. You knew you was coming, and you knew you was on that last month.

Whatever happens. Fuck that. I did it now. Then you try to act like you done nut it on the floor when you pulled out. I can't believe you. Man, it's all right. This is talking about what this is it right here? I'm like, man, you wear this fuck.

You being that motherfucker like, I fought a Walgreens from here. Oh, nigger. You need a plan B. I got a plan. Plan B in my pocket Right now I got one under my tongue When I eat the bitch

I'm sticking in now You're like that You need energy You look a little sluggish Much love to all the ladies Who can't get pregnant This summer It's gonna be cold

It's gonna be cold You look a little sluggish Boo He's gonna vitamin B What else? What are we talking about We didn't talk about What we're talking about

We didn't talk about the finals We didn't talk about None of that Oh, nigga Lil Wayne had a seizure And shit Oh shit Pray for the tension

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I be sapping a lane, now, nigga like, what lean is? They've been doing that shit in Texas for a while, but it's just like. Yeah, they've been doing it. That's a Texas drug. That's like, come on, man. That's a Texas drug that just went,

around the world. Man, we got to get all that rappers off drug, man. They're not. That's the only way they be coming up with that good shit. They be high. They be fucked up. Yeah, they make the best music. But then you find out that the niggas who ain't even,

them ain't even, them ain't even writing them goddamn song. Oh shit. Who you're talking about Carlott's a drink? Nigger, you got the internet. You know who fuck they're not writing this shit. I don't give a fucking who right. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I don't care about R&B. You know, R&B, everybody write R&B.

But you're talking about a nina rap. So you're telling me a nigga wrote that flow? I don't know that bar for a bar verbatim. I don't care who write Drake's shit. Keep writing it. That shit good. Oh, no, that shit hit. I don't give a fuck no more

because all these light-skinned niggas, they'd be tripping. Fly, who you got in the finals, my nigga? You know what I'm going with? Because, Nick, Steph Curry, not really light-skinned. He's black on the inside. He's brown. He's brown-skinned baby. Brown-skinned.

I thought you was going to go with that boy, Libran. Who named that boy, Libon? If Lebron was going to get somebody else, then maybe I'll go with the Cavaliers. But since you're going against mob people, I'm going with the fucking curry. Who you got, Mario? I love Jamaican food.

Man, I'm fucking with Golden State, too. My son love Curry, so shit, I'm riding with them, man. My son, Lord, look, he got goldness. He's holding the shit up. Oh, see? My son love him, too. That is. I'm right. I ain't got no choice.

I love Jamaican food. I'm going with the curry chicken. Right. How do you feel about Draymond Green getting suspended for hitting people? Man, you know, LeBron running this dude? They waited two games. They waited two days. They waited two days.

Yeah, we're going to fucking up. He hit, uh, he kicked the one nigga in the dick so hard. He got a pussy now. Adams, the nigga got a vagina, man. And he beat it. He got a camo toe, I heard. I didn't see that. Yeah.

Damn. Hell yeah. That shit looked like the M&M symbol upside down. That nigga made LeBron so mad. That nigga was about to cry the other night. Man. He wasn't about to cry. LeBron stepped on me, so he was like,

nigga, get the fuck off me, man. You know what I'm saying? I ain't never seen LeBron get that hard before. He was like, what the fuck? Puff? Poff? What's wrong with you? Hey, you got going on?

Hey, man. I ain't never seen LeBron run up on a nigga like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I ain't never seen LeBron get upset and want to fight. That's a better, yeah. I bet. What the fuck, man?

Shit. God damn. Do you see how they set that shit up? You can't say shit no more. Oh, Carlos said. Man, you better watch how the fuck you talk to people, man. Yeah, because you say shit. Like, because shit's so gay now, you gotta watch how you, like,

my homework text me the other thing. Because all they got to do is edit the shit out. You can't say that. Say that either, Carlos. My home boy text me the other day. I ain't even cool with this nigga no more. This nigga gonna text me, hey, bro, I got a surprise for you. I'm like, what the fuck?

Don't, don't ever have a surprise for a nigger. What? What? A surprise. You gonna love this shit, L-O-L. What the fuck, bro? You can't say that, Carlo. I'm gonna tell you what gay to me.

Yeah, I can. Yeah, I can't. You're not. I'm gonna have a whole bunch of dendos on your car. For all the niggas, even if it's my homeboys. Like, you never hit a homeboy that'll text you, A man, call me. Yeah, no. the fuck you didn't call me since you guys are on the tough edgy subject i have a story can i tell

mine i don't want to but go ahead just want to tell mine you see young fly is it's telling his story he doesn't want to but i just hate when my friends be like kay oh yeah i hate you guys you're grown as in man i didn't say it was gay to the listeners i just i was uncomfortable because we're on the tough edgy subject i feel what you saying though because they did just shoot the gay club but which is a tragedy do you know for sure that was no real shit because you're on a tough edgy subject we don't know we don't know that don't know what where the club got shot up rested in peace to all the victims and much love all the family that shit was a real tragedy man that could have been anybody club that could have been anybody club but you know what

though they're in the comedy club even even gay or not them cats still was human yeah that's somebody cousin that's a fuck that I got two I got two dyke-ass cousin talk about and my cousins could have been in there looking some tits could have been you know what I'm saying and and it could have happened to this your cousin could have got shot Yeah, knicking some titty. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? I got a gay uncle.

He could have been in there twerking on his dude. I don't know. I got a dyke cousin. As much as she loved, bitch, she'd probably been in there, too. Like, my dike cousin could have got caught in the boys' bath. Would y'all ever fuck with a dyke? I would.

I want to, actually, because I know they got low mileage pussy. I know a dyke pussy got 13 miles on. I was talking to my cousin's like, nothing in there. She didn't even use tampon. That's like a 72 bickland. Nothing ever been in there. Nothing ever been in there.

I say, what y'all do, man? Like, my cousin would be fucking... My cousin said, man, don't fuck with that strap shit. I said, so what y'all do? Y'all just eat pussy for hours? I said, yeah. How do they know when they finished? That's a lot of intimate feeling of you knowing you love a bitch.

You gotta have a strong mouth. How do they know when they finish? Just off head. How do lesbians know when they finish? They'd be like, you straight? I'm straight. We quit and we want to. How do they know?

You want a sandwich? I mean, just off head. That's a lot of licking. Like, that's a lot of licking. I mean, because I, you know, the only thing I don't like about lesb-I don't like. I don't like how you have completely eliminated the possibility of dick. Like, you don't ever want no dick.

Like, you just, like, I need an open-minded lesbian who would be like, maybe I try some dick in a few years, but don't ever say you don't ever want no dick, ever. I'm going to bring my cousin. Is she fine? She, like, bro. She can't be fine. Don't bring no dick, Rob. He said she can't be.

Don't bring no dick, Rob. I'm like, bitch, it's calm down. I bet she just like you tatted up tattoo right here. She'd be telling me like, hey, Cud, get no lifestyle, sensible skin. Like, bitch, how do you know? How do you know how they sense of it? Hey man, I got a share of storage. I used, I had used a condom the other day.

Worst decisions of my life. He said, I had to use it. The fucking condom that I used, nigga, I used a lamb skin condom. Oh, my God. I felt like I had intestines on my dick, nigga. That shit was chitlins on your day. She was like, after we got through fucking, she was like, what's wrong with you?

I was like, I just feel so nasty. I felt like I've been fucking you with a bladder on my dick. They need to stop making. Stop making lambskin condoms, bro. That bitch got to... Lippo sheep on the time. I don't know, man. I got to tell y'all story.

What? Since we own the subject. We talk about... We talk about safe sex on this show a lot. Because this is the 85 South show. This show, this is a podcast for niggins who's going to be alive next year. Okay. It is.

Where you got them lamb skins. Don't wear those. We're a different kind of country. Just go row. Don't be fucking people you don't trust. Like, if you can't trust it, If I can't go raw, I don't trust you. Have you ever been fucking with the rubber

and it was by time for you to bust and nut and you pulled out just to measure to the condomin' bus? And then you got them last seven strokes with the rubber off. You could have just went raw to hold? Oh, that wasn't what that story was called. Hell, no. Hey, bro, you ever have on a rubber

and you're hitting it from the back and she looked over her shoulder and give you that take the rubber off look like, nigger. We could really fuck if you want to. Like, I have. I don't know. It's drive.

That's what she said. Yeah, you're drying me out. Right. Yeah. I'm glad my dick don't get dry. That was just a random thing. I don't know where that came from. Man, come on.

But let me tell you our story about this. We were talking about dikes. When I was in Bronx doing Rob Stableton. Hold on, before you say this, man. Shout out to all the bitches who suck dick real good. I'm talking about you suck the dick so good. It sounded like you DJing. Go ahead.

That's the perfect intro. Six minutes. Oh, I had a dike come up to tell me, and this is a funnest head. This is a true story, too. This girl came to, she said, ooh, I don't even like dick, but boy, you're about to make me change my mind.

That bitch is like one sap, nigga. And I started to fuck that little dirty-ass. You did? No, I started, dude. I woulda fuck. I'm sorry. I turned the bitch back straight. What if she wasn't straight, though? She just fucked you and was like,

yeah, you know that nigga fly. I fucked the nigga. I'll be like, you ain't fuck me, bitch. I fuck your old ass, bitch. I fucked you. Don't get you. Don't get it fucked up. Don't get it fucked up. I ain't no bitch, I ain't taking no dick,

nigga, your legs was open. What the fuck? What the fuck? Like, no it wasn't, bitch. No it wasn't, bitch. Yeah, I love. Shut out to all the lesmists that don't like eating pussy. Right.

I know what the fuck are you a lesbian for? They like to get that pussy. Bitch, I can do that. No, you can't. That's I can't. They don't want you to do this. I know. I know because I'm a woman.

Hey, you know what, I'm really tired of, though? This shit got to stop this week. Tired of these little stud bitches talking about, I take your bitch, I'll take your bitch. I'm like, bitch, she don't even like bitch-ass, niggins, so what make you think she gonna like your bitch-ass? Real-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, yeah.

Real-nick's shit. Mm-hmm. I like the dykes who got children, but they still got a girl free. Yeah, yeah. I started talking about people, man. I know a motherfucker jet like that. They be dyke and got a kid. Pregnant right now.

No, not pregnant. and got one. Got a child. She's a stud. She teaches them how to be a great father. Yeah, yeah. The church has got two mamas on their goddamn pickup list at school. Hey, you know, there's some shit that don't know about it.

And Sharon. Hey, you ever know the same person? Atlanta got a whole bunch of these pretty-ad little stud bitches around her. That's what I'm saying. You never had to stop one of them little stud bitch. Like, hey, my nigga, you're pretty as a motherfucker while you're playing. You better pull them goddamn pants up. I know you got that little marion.

It's a lot of lights got that little marion and dude. The little shade part, then it breaks. Yeah. Like a little little bitch, how? I like the little chicks of shade of the head. I'll tell you what, though. I can't fuck no stud bitch that's taller than me. I can't do it.

Nah. Hell no. You can't do it. Bitch got to be my hiding under. If the bitch taller than me, I don't want that. Right, yeah. This got braw shoulders and shit. Yeah.

I hate the dyke bitch who wears sports bras all the time. They got to. Most stud bitches got big heavy tities. They don't be them saggy. They don't be like, I don't know that shit be like, when they be like, when they be, grabbing their teeth out of their chest can they be so stuck

all day yeah yeah probably be sweating smell like pickles do they wear do they wear a man underwear or do they wear a girl underwear I seen the bitch shopping so they wearing tampons with knicker drops

they wearing tampons and boxing shorts at the same time pulling the string at the little dick holes stooped Botsabree I seen the bitch who had on some Botsabree and put her she was dancing on another bitch

a bitch was on the ground right she got on top of the bitch put her finger through the draw and put her finger through the p-hole and made her suck her finger. I said, bitch, you went too far. This is the funniest shit ever. This nigga told me his gay cousin

with her strap on all day. This is like a real dick. Real talk. She had a dick print. I'd say, cool. I said, cool. She had to hold of her shit with joggy pants. I'm like, Cud.

You all here tripping, Coole. She had a flexor. You tripping, Coole. What? Like, Cud. You tripping. She had a hide catching mitt on. You stupid, man.

Like walking around with a little dick print. And they really think they be... Come on, man. You tripping, man. But did y'all see the interview? I got to say this. Talk about it. Did you all see the interview with the Lando shooting

when they interviewed that dude? And the dude was like, he aimed for my head, but then he shot me in my hand. And I said, well, how the fuck you aim for a head but shoot a hand? What you said? I don't know.

You know what I said? How do you get hit in the hand? We're on a tough, edgy subject. We don't know. We can talk about this shit. How the fuck you get hit in the hand from the head? tell y'all this lie. Y'all will have a whole bunch of diggilings on y'all car.

What? We walk out there, you're going to have dicks all over the car. Fuck him. Somebody in the bagged up with a whole truck full of Dildo over there. It's going to be a pussy, but it's going to be set on five. Hey, this is the 85 South show. If you ever get bored, man, go online and look at this video at the Dildo Factory. It's these old ladies, niggas.

They in there dying the dick, purple, everything. It's hilarious. If you ever need a laugh, go on YouTube and check that out, man. Hold on, we ain't talk about the naked restaurant. They got a naked restaurant. It's about to be open in London. Check this out.

Speaking of naked restaurants, nigger, Magic City just fell their health inspection. I heard. They said, don't eat it that, motherfucker. They did. They failed a health inspection with a 54. Why? And who thinks it is a good idea to eat

to serve food? Like a goddamn stripler. Them hairy. chicken wings. You can eat all the food. You can eat all the food and watch the pussy for free. But that case,

smelling chicken, you got chicken smoke and ass in the same place. Something ain't right. That sounds like your bitch walking around the house butt-ass naked and you in kitchen. My only criticism

of Magic City is it don't matter where you stand, you're in the fucking way. You in the way. Wherever the fuck you are. Like, nigga, you can be on stage with the bitches. They'd be like,

hey, bro. You can move out the way. Just got to move out the way. Nigger, you got to walk around and fucking circle in Magic City. I remember one time I had some bitches dancing. A nigga made my bitch's move because he didn't want to play pool.

I said, hey, bro. What the hell you make my bitch's move? He's talking about, we gambling. I said, okay. That's not, I'm right. He'd be so packed in Magic City that you can share a lap dance with the nigga. He gets a dance and your leg.

I'm gonna go ahead, bro. And get that bit something. You know they open up a V-Live and a lot? But I don't get a fuck with it. I can't wait to see them whole dance. I'm gonna'in' in the strip club at Vida. I say, I can't wait to see them hugs at the club at Vita.

I'm gonna take my dick up there. Take that dick up there. I'm gonna take mine too. And I'm gonna take my dick up there. He'll take my dick up there. I'm gonna take it up there. I know you want some of my dick, baby. I know you won't some of his dick.

Hey, I can't keep ad living about your dick, bro. Well, do your part. Do your part. Do your part. Get colors deep. Like, hey, la, what, nigga, where am I coming in? Go ahead, do your shit.

I'm so stuck. I'm still like, take your dick up that. I'm like, shit, I don't even know where the fuck to go. Bidst, just be looking for a nigga when I come through, man. That bitch, I'm about to pull up. What, fuck. Pull up. God, damn.

This is the 85 South show. You know it. Hell yes. Presented by. 85,000. You motherfucking right! Hell yeah. Gucci, man, is free.

Shout out to Gowp. Stay free, goose. We got to get Gucci on this bitch. We got to. We got to get Gucci on this. You know, this shit ain't like Bruffa Club. He can't scare us. We got to really make this nigga safe for shit.

Hey, Gucci is a scary nigga, man. Hey, Gucci is like, hey, man. Yo, DC, you fly, man, look. I fuck with you. We got to have to chill. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my bullshit. I'm like, nigga, you need some...

Flat, who this podcast for, man? Who the podcast for? This podcast for Gucci. You need to bring his ass up here. Hey, man, you got down right. You heard it. And you know, and you know who else they up here for? Who?

I can't wait to go to be like. Say what? Say what? I can't wait to go to be like. This one of lesbians, too. Yeah, let me tell y'all hold some. Y'all ain't got no dick. What?

What? So quit holding yourself like you holding the dick, bitch, because y'all ain't got. I'll tell you. Hell, yeah. Yeah, shots out to y'all. Stop that shit. Much love to all the hos who used to get trains,

ran on them, but now you're acting like you're in the church. I'm telling you. I ain't stopped making them the railroad tracks. But you know what, though? There's some grown-ass people right there, you know, the ones that turned their life over. after they got trained right but you still think about it take a lot you still think about it for time to time like man i remember i had fun damn my bitch you still

killed you know what i yeah y'all hurt my heart shots out to all the women that used to be luke dancers but now they're grandmommas bro and you remember them asses from the 90s come on they want to change it you remember them 90s asses they were shaped so different they was high they were high tall yeah what happened you know who else i was asking my Nick Clayton this shit the other day, bro. What happened to all the hoochies from the 90s? You remember hootches? Yeah.

Skeezers? They still here, they call hos. No, they're going on there. My nigga Clayton, we was just talking about this shit. Clayton said that all the hoochers is thought mommers now. They gave birth to all the thoughts. All the thoughts. Hell yeah.

I believe that. I believe that. That's what it is. Shout out to all the yamps. Yeah, that's a yamp. Young tramp. You remember the yamps? You remember the yumps?

You remember the yumps? You remember them yelms? Yeah, I remember when they all we talked about the tramps. That we didn't give it down about that shit I don't know about. Shouts out to all the hoods across the country that had a bitch

named pumpkin in it. Yeah. Hey, shout out to all the bisexual bitches who ain't never had sex with a woman. Damn. What?

Shats out to all the bitch who got a license plate on the back at eight, they Lord back. Damn. You're gonna change it from tramp stamp

to license plate. Yeah, man. This is the 85 South show. We got my man, Mario, what's your social media? Hey, man, listen, Mario Tori everything. T-O-R-R-Y.

Mario Tori everything. I thought that was it. Let me get a quick, run down real quick, on some comedy shit. Hold on, wait a minute, people. He's saying everything is Mario Torre. You know how I have niggins up in a now. Mario Tori. That's Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, all of that.

Mario Tori. Snapchat. Snapchat, Mario Tori, simple. You on Twitter? Mario Tori, simple. That's that shit. Five meals for five bucks. Five meals and five bucks.

Five meals and five bucks. Five meals and five bucks. So, before we get up out of this business, let me make real quick, man. Go ahead. People got a lot of questions. How you get started with the comedy, man? Man, you know what, man? I was having this conversation with my daughter, mother, not too long ago, man,

because the first time I ever stood. Y'all are cool? Yeah, we're great. Okay, cool. You know, and shots out to the mothers I hear that are mothers, not baby mama. Yeah, real mother. I'm talking about mother so good, they'd have a nigger acting right. What?

Yeah, man. Sometimes baby mama be holding it down. Maybe I don't know what I'm saying. Now, I can say my daughter, 100. I fucks with you. Hell, you skipped a couple birthdays, but she ain't, never. You can't skip a birthday.

Never skipped one. Hell no. But you know, like. You can skip Easter. Easter, you could, yeah, fuck. You know my baby, my baby mama cool to hell sometime. We'll fight like, fucking me like, bitch, you don't smoke a blunt. I can't, we got to deal.

You can sit down. Yeah, man. Sit down. It's real shit. But like you were saying, though, um, what was you saying? How you get started with the comedy? Oh. We got to talking about some whole other dad.

Let me give a shout out to all the real daddies out here. Welcome my niggie fly out to the club. Shout out to all the fathers, man. Get that nigg some advice when you get through to, man. Happy Father's Day, too. Happy Father's Day, I won't see y'all. You know, I ain't ever too happy about spending no damn money. But, you know, congratulations me.

You got money. What's money? Money ain't shit. Money ain't like, hey, boy, that was so? I'm like, look, man, I ain't never too happy about spending no cash. Yeah, well, get used to it. Like, when your car break down, you're like, yeah, I gotta get it fixed. Yeah, I'm like, so how you get started with this shit?

Man, I started comedy, man. Really, it is some shit that just, I was, shouts out to Uptown. I was in Uptown, Tripping on Tuesdays about 10 years ago. Right. When La Duval was hosting that motherfucker. And I was just in the audience. I've never been to a comedy club a day of my life. A strip club.

Listen. I was in that, motherfucker. And I'm high, and I'm listening to the open micers. Bomb their ass off. And I'm thinking, like, I can do this shit. Yeah, they were terrible. So I said, and my daughter-mom was like, well, won't you go out there and try it?

I said, well, I don't think they're going to let me up here today. But I'd just come back next week. Let me just. Man, I went home and wrote some bullshit about how I was looking for a job, couldn't find a job, and how they drug tissue. And I just went through some shit like that. Like a good seven minutes. Right.

Never did comedy day in my life. I came back that next Tuesday, signed up. They put me on first. I was scared like a motherfucker. Shitless. I'm telling me, I'm sweating like, oh, I kill at a sweet 16 party. You know what I mean?

Nick, I went on stage smashed and had a ball. And I did great. You know what I'm saying? And then from then on, man, I just kept writing and I kept going and I kept, you know, hitting comedy clothes. Had to get booed a couple times where you get your shit right

and get your lane and you fly so you know what I'm saying ever since then that was just you know it wasn't like a oh man I'm gonna be funny and I'm in class like I'm clowning it wasn't none of that shit it was like niggins that was getting booed it inspired me like nigga I can do this shit bro that's what's crazy man this nigga did the same shit yeah went to the Twist to Taco was like oh nigger we funny than all these niggins all these motherfuckers bruh yeah it happens yeah it was like these knickers ain't shit not be as shit.

We wouldn't be shit. Who is that talking? Is that Jesus? No, that's my name of Clayton English, man. Listen right now. Right. Oh, okay. That nigga is talking to us from last Friday.

They're going to be like, what the fuck? Who that is? That's right now. That's Clay. Everybody. Shout out to my name Clayton English. Clayton English. Well, God.

At Clayton English on everything. Well, comedy chose me. I didn't choose comedy. I was stabbed up. My partner was like, look, man, you need to record these videos and shit. Hey, man, I'm glad you did. I want to say a cocaine. You.

You are a funny motherfucker, man. I appreciate it. You broke some goddamn rules and limits, man, that a lot of cats scared of you for that shit. A lot of cats envy that shit. But I'm saying it's not you. It's your hustle and your work. A lot of motherfuckers don't like other niggas.

This nigga right here worked this motherfucker-ass. I don't know how this nigga grow. And that nigga grow. But if we can't stand up as young black men and show like, this is what the fuck I work for. I'm supposed to be here. See, by me doing stand-up, I respect the whole stand-up game.

First of all, any nigga get on stage, I respect you, you feel what I'm saying? That's a whole other. It's like a nigga going in the ring with Mike Tyson, like, nigga, I respect you. Because, nigga, you can either hit him a couple times or get your ass knocked the fuck out. First round. That's not comedy. Yeah, you know what I mean? You get knocked the fuck.

My first time doing stand-up, I got knocked the fuck out. You know, I went up there with some. Hey, man, you have a lot of new bitches, man. You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, hey, you have a... Hey, this is a comedy cigarette. here to anybody this questions don't really work well in comedy me that's what you know you're fucking up so how y'all doing everybody's didn't stop nigger i think i had a whole survey

if they were fucked up they wouldn't be right don't ask them how they're looking i think i had a whole server i'd be like look all right she she got false teeth you explain the shit anybody out here got false teeth you know how they look well do you know how they feel oh nix was like well sometimes you just got to the question the whole time you got to answer the question the whole time you got to the question just to see if they fucking with you or not. Yeah. Who went to sleep and woke up this morning? Yeah. Who believe in God? Yeah. Oh, how about the nigga? I ain't gonna say the nigga name.

I ain't gonna say the nigga name. But he don't do comedy no more. The nigga used to just be on stage doing that shit. Yo, yo, you know when I say to sit. Yo, yo, make some noise. Make some noise if you're in here. All right, cool. What my ladies at? Ladies, make some noise. I know. Is that who you talking? I don't know. Hey, fellas, fellas, make some noise one time.

Fellas, you're in here. The crowd will make 30 times of noise. Well, my fellas said they got money. Got money in your pocket. Make some noise. Make some noise. You gonna have 15 noise. So check this out.

One night, me and this nigga standing in the back of the comedy club, right? How about a nigga go on stage and say, where the lady's at? What my lady's at? Make some noise. This motherfucker said, this nigga, doing my shit.

Oh. You remember? You remember? Oh, he's going to take my jokes. He knows I got the locks on the ladies. He don't have anybody ask how y'all ladies do it. I got to make the door shit. That's my shit.

This nigga been watching my shit. Then I was at a music, like a music festival, nigga. I just like, so who artists? You know, I rap, and this shit that came out of him to an interview. I was fucking around doing comedy like, look. Well, look, my name DC on Fly. Fuck this joke shit. I got millions of followers on IG.

You know what? Try to try to do follow-up. Have you ever got booed before? No. Never got booed. It took me years. I had some 10% but I ain't never got booed. I ain't got booed proper, but I didn't handle what you call it.

It was the equivalent to a boo. Yeah, it's saying that. I mean, okay, like, just people not paying attention to you at all? That's probably the worst. Yeah. I'm going to tell you what's the worst thing. They used to do the keys. They used to do the keys then.

And them folks be so ready to do keys because he'd be like, okay, we don't boo here. We don't boo here. We don't boo nobody. If you don't like them, you just take out your keys, shake your keys. If you ain't got keys, holl out keys. These folks are ready to do it. They got their keys and they laugh. I'm like, as soon as I get on stage, they cut the music.

Everybody like, keys! Like, I couldn't even get the joke off. Like, I went in, I roasted the lady who said it. They laughed. And then as soon as they stopped laughing, they was like, keys! I was like, they were just thirsty. You're dirty motherfuckers, right?

You know what's worse than getting booed, you know, silence. The motherfucker's sit there and be like. But silence, that mean they're listening. No, it doesn't. Not that listening silence. Get the fuck out of his silence. No, but when they started talking about something totally different,

like, man, did you see what happened, God damn on Empire? Nigga, they was clinking glass. The worst show I ever had. Kling, clink, clink, cling, clink. I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to click, clink, cling, clink. I'm like, man, I watch the dishes in this motherfucker. Do something. Hey, the worst show I ever had, they had us opening for a male review, man.

All women. And they're like, hey, what a dick's at. That's the heckles that you get. What a dicks! Bring out the strippers. I'm going to tell you what got me booed. You ain't naked. I went in that.

motherfucker drunk don't ever do a goddamn show drunk ever you don't remember shit yeah oh yeah I took a purse sit one time but I'm gonna get geek then go on stage I got on stage and went to sleep damn it was like yo TC I'm like fuck you man yeah y'all didn't you know what I'm saying I just went back up on the head I don't walk up in the middle of a joke like fuck you mean that's what I told you know what I'm saying they were like but boo you tell ass on the shit Man, I didn't been on stage It's some of the worst time

I was on stage As soon as I found out of my mama dad On stage like that Nick on stage after surgery, eye surgery Yeah Tooth surgery Man I had to go

Migraine headache I had to go do a skewery I had a hernia Damn, nigga I had two weeks Any of your running jokes You couldn't even do I was

I was like an old-ass nigga man I got a hiated Herney always got two other names It's an upper hiated Hernia separated It's the Lord of one in the afternoon By that Spanical Nigna I did a show

I was working so hard And I was like I'm gonna go up and do a set But I'm literally tired Like you know how you say you're tired But you be like man I still can go up here and do some shit You know what I'm saying

I was literally like exhausted Steal went up there And I was just trying to live on my shit And I'm just like Nick If I see your pillow I'm gone on these niggas You feel what I'm saying I got on stage, then I heard the nigga, you know, the nigga was hosting.

He's like, yeah, man, but you know them niggum love you when you got energy and shit. I was like, nigga, what you're trying to say? You know what I mean? And I ain't do my thing. You know what I mean? Which was he, that was definitely what he was trying to say. That's what he was saying. Yeah, man, you just got to have energy, baby.

I'm like, you know what, fuck this shit, man. Baby, think, you know, I paid you a lot of money. But then I knew, but then I knew. I need you to pep it up, baby. But the crazy part of it, then I knew. Get him a little something. Get him a taste. Get him a taste.

Bring that thing in here. Get them a tape. No, that was a free show. That was a free show. Right. No, I can't do pain shows. Hey, don't tell me nothing about no free show. You ain't.

I do whatever I want here at this point. I was so asleep. If it ain't no money involved, I give zero fucks, man. I didn't even ask. I just threw up the middle of it. I was like, yeah, I feel you. Fuck out my face, man. I had that asthma attack that one time,

and went did the show. Pulled in hell out on stage and everything. I did the whole show sitting down. Damn. Damn, that's real, that's dedication. Dedication. I need that check. They ain't paying me for stand-up.

They're paying for the jokes. Right. Stand-up, just what it's called. Yeah. Sit your ass down. I didn't been in the club with him in the car seat, Nick. I got my baby baby at the show. I had my baby there.

My baby got to be. I brought my son in the green room. I said, y'all sit down. And you need something? Go to sleep. Nick. I'm not going to talk with you. All right.

Let's sit your ass right. Don't you got that move? It's a motherfucker seven years old. In the club. This real. Yeah. He go all the time. This is the 85 South show.

This is a podcast for niggas who take their kids to work, man. That's what we're saying. This podcast for niggas who pop pills before they go on stage. Man. Thinking it's going to enhance them. Tell the truth. This podcast. That's what you know I realize these rappers can't be doing all this shit they talk about.

Listen, I'm going to stay like, I know Bernie Mac ain't popped. No perils. Go up and go crazy. Because I'm sleepy. Right. Right. Well, if you say, I just try to ask it for the first time and feel good. Yeah, okay.

Wait eight hours. The crazy part of my, I was tough before I got on saying. I was like, I'm feeling good. I'm going to go up and do my dad. They were like, do you see your fly? I started to get sleeping. I said, Dad, that's the wrong thing. It's been kicked in a little late, did it?

Man, this is the podcast for niggas who know that drugs are not what they say that y'all. Drugs are a motherfucker. This is the 85 South Show. Yeah. I am your man, Carlos Mel. I'm your boy D.C. on Flinnett. My boy, Mario, I appreciate. I appreciate you coming out and blessing us.

Thank you, man. I wasn't even here, but, yeah. Clayton English fell through at the end. That's the Clayton Ghost. Drop your social media one more time, Mario. Tell you everything is. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, all Mario. What's the date on the Comedy Central thing?

Comedy Central, we drop in September. Don't know the exact ad date September, Comedy Central. Look out for a Mario Toy. Kevin Hart, we didn't have a other phone. Hey, Flat. Our reality of the show is coming out. On June of 28 Wilding out

Wild Boys are County And then And then Wilding out August 4 Nick I'm about to say All the wrong dates I'm over here like

Yeah I got you Hey You did your thing I appreciate it though I'm funny Oh yeah Woo excuse me

Pop the perk Hey man I'm gonna go ahead And say the shit You know It's getting close It's getting real close So now

I got to start leaking shit Of what From the show I'm gonna say the shit I can't wait for the shit with you and Kiki Palmer to come out. I can't wait even. Did you see your girl this week?

Then cut all the hell. Kiki? You didn't see Kiki? I ain't say you like your wife. Sexy. I like it. Now when you see this shit. She cut all the hair off.

The bald head shit. It ain't bald hair. She got the little skint right here with the little yon in her. She's sexy. She looks same dress. The little skint with the yon hair right now. Oh. It's about the half the dyke.

The go both ways hair cut. Yeah. It's like, it's the workout. The dyke workout how cut. Yeah. You're going to stop saying dyke on my program so much. You started it, nigga. You're right.

I call them studs, though. Oh, y'all. Respect. All them are they're studs. Some of them are out of shape to the motherfuckers. They're dyes. Also, they're not out of shape. Like, them fat dikes.

Yeah. Like, that bitch, you know your grandma call them bull dachers. A bitch, ain't that pussy dagger. They boar dagger. That's what your grandma can. You ain't no boar dagger. You body be like Richard White. Exactly.

This body built like it's elbow. Like that's stupid. Got that jays man. devil back. Shout out to all the little stunds that look like a little boozy. And it's called a little boosy fade, that deldrick, man.

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