The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Ghetto Magnificent Roast Session D.C. Young Fly Karlous Miller Chico Bean LIVE from NapTown | Ep 107

Episode Date: December 1, 2017

The 85SouthShow squad teams up in Indianapolis for a LIVE comedy show unlike any other! Stand-up comedy from D.CYoungFly, Karlous Miller, & Chico Bean will have you crying laughing! This is part 1 of The is Hood Magnificent - a Comedy Roast Session Only The 85 South Show could pull off. https://get.talkspace.com/south/ USE OUR CODE SOUTH Ghetto Magnificence Roast Session D.C. Young Fly Karlous Miller Chico Bean https://www.85southshow.com/shop FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's funny as fuck, though. We got Tid Eyes in the building Say what, say what We got Tid Eyes in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Tidaz in the building

With your stanking ass You're gonna be in New Year's End church With your stagin' ass You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagging ass While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on work

With your staggin' ass. Now you gotta try to crank it first. With your stagin' ass. Oh, said, you gonna be lay for work. With your stagin' ass. And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog. With your stagin' ass. Hey.

We don't bend over seed with the shit. Tell it too. Fucking these hoars on the low. Niggas'n' talk about. Them n'nicker fun to hang with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent.

And any time she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick. Now, ain't you tell them where you might see me. I'm posted in the end. But I might jump on the plane in Pallé Vu la Franche Because my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hey niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they round But felt some different titty Hey I like smoking weed

I like it and hot I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't know crazy man I don't give him some of that pussy

He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great

Then Carlos really want some Oh, that pussy girl I don't like Ash Yeah, they got a smell But I'm a fuck, no Yeah, they got a smell but I'm a fuck No

Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck no Yeah They just got tired Nap Town. 85.

85. 85. 85. High. High. Nap Town. Looking round in nap town. Looking round in nap town.

You can't trust that nigger, man. You can't. That's the type of nigger eat pussy with his ass in the out. You can't trust them, nigger, man. Nigger, he puts a whole booty in the owl. Nigger, a whole booty out, Nick. Hey, hey, man. You can't trust.

You can't trust those nigger like that, man. I love a project. What a Project Women. It makes some noise in hell. The Project Women. Ain't none. I seen you in the hallway. Stop playing.

Love old Project bitch with another nigga named tattooed on her. You ain't never had one? I'm fucking with this girl. She had a nigga named tattoo right on her titty. Scotty. I ain't never sucked that titty. She got man, why y'all never suck this titty.

That's Scotty titty. I'm not fucking with that titty. Not about to be disrespectful to that man. Why you dress like you gray strip, nigger? What the fuck you going on, man? This nigger dressed like his name Doc Stranger up this motherfucker. Moot his nigga off the stage. Give me a regular dress, nigger, up here.

I don't trust this nigger. I feel like this nigger got a sock on his dick under his jeans, nigger. I don't trust that nigger. I do not trust that nigger. Like he can ready come out and do. come out and do some shit like this. She's so got this the type of bitch hood niggins spite over right here.

God damn, that's a fat ass. Oh! You better stop for that motherfucker. Pop-pop, pop, pop. Boop. What do you want for me? What's happening, my nigga? You good?

Boy, you look like somebody daddy. No, that nigga. Oh, he got to go all way over there on the left side. on the left side. Why? Because it's lucky. Fuck you, Tom.

Sue. Su! Su! This whole stage from the ball. Life as a roach. There are crumbs under the refrigerator. Crumbs on the counter.

There is a loaf of bread. That's what I said. If you ain't scared to be seen with the lights on. life as a row as a road dressing like a truck driver getting on stage and he took in any chival you think that you go out rap us i'm gonna need you to shut the fuck got dc hold up i'ma gonna park it inside tell your auntie to stick her head outside hell yeah oh this nigger's Spilling liquor.

You don't want no smoke with Chico Bean and Carlos Miller? Hey, you already know we give no fucks. Got the old player over there who told people trucks. It's going down in the nap town for real. I bet a whole lot of niggas in here still, still out of store. Okay, hold up. Chico, for you lose your voice, this nigga, better quit fucking with me. I'll call child support because I know he owe him.

Look at this, nigga. You know he owe him. He worked for him. Hey, yeah. He'd be in the computer like, yep, delete. Hey, what's up, man? Mental health is a real issue, which is not often discussed in our community.

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Y'all can afford it. Treat yourself. Don't cheat yourself. And I just got a PSA. From all the beauticians. Any beauticians in the house? Okay, one kitchen tition. That's a motherfucker.

You count, though. You count. We all started from the kitchen. But me and the other beauticians, we had a meeting one Sunday afternoon. It was a bright, beautiful day. And we decided that we hate you bitches with that little Afro. We hate you bitches with that little afro. That little TWA and shit

that y'all trying to go natural and shit because your nigger then told you that they like a natural bitch. Fuck him, bitch. Madam C.J. Walker died on the cross for us to get the relaxer. Perm that shit. I know y'all tired of picking and patting

that little motherfucker. Ain't you tired? You got to walk around with that little with a fist on the end and shit. That's not sexy. He told you that he wanted you to get natural. Bitch, one day he's going to get tired of waking up next to Frederick Douglass.

He going to get tired, bitch. I don't care how many baby hairs you lay down. That motherfucker's ugly. All right, y'all. The moment y'all all been waiting for. These niggas told me they're going to clown And I need y'all to show out too Because they came all the way from every witch away

To bring y'all some hot shit sun So coming to the stage One of the hall I can't even talk One of the wilding out boys Please welcome a nap town welcome y'all Not that east side welcome not that west side welcome But collectively

A nap town welcome welcome. Give it up for Chico Bing! J. God damn it. What's up, nigger? What's up what you nigger? No, he gonna get home. His whole shit gonna be fucked up. Ah, ah. Ah, shit baby.

baby ah my thigh my thigh purple nigga big as hell in here nigger built like bonny then fell on the stage why the fuck they got y'all sitting up here y'all VIP yeah he said man we broke there they got y'all up here on the goddamn white couches oh nap town feel good to be back in the nap town they just said fucking and boy that's right to the fucked up part of the city they ain't even care they We gotta get as many niggas in a place that we can get them in, nigga.

And I'm gonna tell y'all how you know you're going into a fucked up neighborhood. Y'all might not pay attention to this, but I go all around the country and this is consistent. When you see that motherfucking KFC Taco Bell connection, nigga, you're like, uh-oh, uh-oh. Just get ready to get rough around this bitch.

Nigger, fuck the police. Y'all need Batman around this bitch, y'all. Y'all need the dark crusader to come through this motherfucker and save this bitch. And they got us in the goddamn room. old niggas getting married in this shit right here this shit used to be a mall is it still a mall nigger the silver center nigger they didn't know you ain't tricking me with them old dad

chandeliers in this bitch this with frankie beverly learn how to play the goddamn guitar at in this motherfucker hoo oh yep that's it right there nigger that whole whoa nigga that's the one look at the ceiling in this bitch nigger they got that elementary school roof in this small fucking nigger. I'm telling you, it's too many niggas in this bitch gonna have mesothelioma when we lead this motherfucker.

Two years later, y'all gonna be at the house chilling. Have you or any of your loved ones been to the Silver Center to see the 85 South Show Life? If so, you may be entitled to a large lump sum of cash. This shit

is crazy, nigga. God damn. I'm glad I got to come up here, man, and fuck with you. Y'all. Nigger, why you dress like you're a straight strip? Nigger, what the fuck you going on, man? This nigga dressed like his name

Dark Stranger up this motherfucker. Moot his nigga off the stage. Give me a regular dress, nigga, up here. I don't trust this, nigga. I feel like this nigga got a sock on his dick under his jeans, nigga. I don't trust that, nigga. I do not trust that, nigga.

Like, he can right come out and do some shit like this. Nigger, who are you here with, motherfucker? That nigga just said, fuck the sleeves, nigga. When he bought that shit, Nah, I ain't doing sleeves, nigga. Sleeves for bitch-ass niggas, nigga. I got to let this shit hang out, nigga.

Yeah, dress me like a male stripper. I'm gonna fuck him up tonight, niggins. I'm gonna fuck him up tonight. Woo, boy. Got a lot of players in this motherfucker tonight. The Nap Town came out tonight. What's up with you, man? Hey, yeah, you knew I was talking to you, boy.

Hold on. We could walk around this bitch, nigga. with your player how you doing big homie what's your name chap juan big juan in this bitch dress nigger juan dressed like a deacon that used to sell dope but he changed his life a little bit but he still got a pistol outside so don't play with that nigger that nigger shoot the shit out you you don't know who shot you nigger i got shot by creflot dollar in the pocket lot nigger that nigger creflow bust the shit out with me nigger the name of jesus Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica.

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motherfucker. Because that's what the room looked like, nigga, goddamn. Shit! What's up, DJ? How you doing, man? You got that R&B singer from the 90s bush, that's what it is. There's some characters in here tonight, nigger. You are, what's your name, DJ Trouble G? DJ Trouble G, look like he'll pull up at your house, nigger,

in the car, get out with the silky goddamn outfit. Look like some pajamas, that nigga, get out the car, and the wind blowing this shit, he walked up to your door. Knock, knock. Let me in, baby. You know I was wrong. I was wrong. I really miss your loving boo-boo. Oh, whoa.

Shit, here. What's up big play? Oh, I ain't fucking with you, Nick. I was great. Fuck with him. He smiled at me with that. Nah, nigga. I ain't the one. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga.

I ain't the one, my nigga. Go ahead move on, my nigga. He's like, yeah, move on. Niggin this bitch looking like eight ball. I'm gonna leave that nigga to fuck alone. fuck alone one two three nigger god damn i know all the dope is right here in that section right there in a whole building that niggins still selling dope from the 80s nigga he got crack with the Reagan stamp on it nigga like yeah you can't find this shit nowhere nigga they locked

all the rest of the niggas they had this shit up i'm the only one left oh boy man i hope y'all got the contract on this building for a couple more hours, nigger, because this shit started late than the motherfucker, didn't they? They had two different shows. I see y'all niggas in here talking shit. Who the fuck is that nigger? God damn. I didn't pay to see that nigga. I'd rather see the nigger fall or buddy stripped in that nigger. Who the fuck was that nigga? Oh, another nigger. God damn. Here come another one of them niggas. Make some noise for who the fuck is that. God damn. Niggas is rough, man. But, We're here to have a good time, man.

Y'all ready to have a good time, man? Y'all enjoying y'allself so far? No, I said y'all enjoy y'all yourselves so far, man. That nigga right there. Ain't you just came home? That nigga looking like, yeah, I'm with the nigga on stage. Move on, my nigga. We just in case shit pop off.

We can clear the whole room out, nigga. Nick, this is a hood event, nigga. The greatest of Nap Town is in this motherfucker tonight, boy. I love it, man. I love being around hood shit, man. That shit makes me feel good. You know what I mean? Hood women, I love y'all too.

All right last one of y'all hood bitches in here. I love y'all. Y'all got to stop trying to do shit off the internet to a nigga, though. I'm going to tell you that now. I was fucking with this bitch last week. This bitch is one of my hood bitches, and she's going to tell me, I'm going to suck your dick with a grapefruit. I'm like, bitch, no, the fuck is you not.

The fuck is wrong with you. Not getting no grapefruit in my dickhead. You know how bad that shit a burn, hell, hell, nah. Now I'm pissing pulp all goddamn day because this bitch, they've been on the fucking internet. Y'all, fucking, it's crazy. Crazy. But yeah, man, you know, this is the 85 South Show. We appreciate y'all coming out.

We got a lot of good shit on deck for y'all. But I got to introduce my partners, man. I got to introduce my partner. Y'all know this nigga right here. This is my brother. Y'all see him as the host of T.R.L. You didn't seen him on goddamn Miss Christmas. You see him on the motherfucking phone every day,

tell him the motherfucker bring that ass here, boy. You already know what time it is. Nap Town, make some motherfucking noise like we ain't in the mall parking lot right now. Make some noise. Put your hands together for my motherfucking nigga the one and on the DC Young Fly. Hold up, DJ.

What the fuck going on in this bitch? We ain't never had niggas on stage. What the fuck? That shit looked like loving hip hop. I ain't gonna tell ya what gonna go on. Ah! I ain't with them. Y'all got a lot of couches with a livid-ass table.

They ain't gonna flip that motherfucker over. Y'all don't brought this from somebody's house. Who shit this is? Who shit this is? It's my. I, nigger, I roast you, but you scrone, so. I can't fight, nigga. I ain't with that shit.

I go over here, I beat Bitman's ass, though. What you're talking about? What's up, bit man? You from around here? All right, motherfucker. I ain't, all right, nigga. Your pants, big as hell. Fuck wrong with you.

We in 2017. Hey, play that shit right there. I love that goddamn song. I love that goddamn song. Where the DJ has? I feel like I'm at church. I feel like I'm at church and I'm finally starting to get people to come to my shit. You know what I'm saying?

Like I really gotta preach now. You know what? Let me open this Bible up. This shit lit. Y'all ready for the 85 South Show? This shit getting lit. I got one question for y'all, nigger, bro. What a bitch is.

What the bitches. These niggins on stay. I'm talking about they killing it. I'm like, well, we are, well, we find a, hey, front row, talk. What the bitches? So it's just y'all, y'all put in on this motherfucker? Was y'all really at the house?

Like, look, nigger, you, hey man, you need a dub, you ain't gonna drink everything, nigga. What y'all do, real talk, what y'all do? Cause y'all sharp by y'all self. What y'all do? Y'all who? Y'all sell furniture. Okay, okay.

How much a whole furniture going for? Shit, you're talking to a street, digger, Nick. Hey, you're talking about, I know what the fuck type of furniture you want. Nick, I want a full sofa. Shit, I might want a living room set, dining room set. I want the bed for the kids. Is it low? Oh is it hi-ha

We got these motherfucking Skane-Rink lights in here But I'm about ready to bustle move I ain't like Alright I'm about to bring my partner on here Because this shit feels to be crazy Damn I just feel like baptizing the motherfucker though I ain't

Is it a you Is it to you Is it you I feel like on the church I ain't lying my I feel like, oh, the church of these motherfuck. You could charge your phone. You know that.

Shit got a plug up here. Ain't that right. God is good. God is good. That felt good. That felt good. What that lady at? What that lady at who came in?

Where that cougar? Where she go? She was seeing No, she ain't right there With them big old Ooh, don't big old tithes God damn What's the tithe in the mill

Baby? You? Bitch, you know got big tithes right there, you You're walking around You know your tiths big bitch

What, what b? You're fucking right It's a big bank row It's in there That nigger talking about Let me see it I know what that word Mean

This nigger a robber talking about let me see it This is in now. Just don't put your hand in it, you get it chopped off. Titties. You see how the devil trying to work? I think it's you. This thing of here need to be baptized.

Goddain. That thing is going to get baptized. Take it all he goes out. You know what? I don't want none of these, motherfuckling. All right, let me bring my partner. I can do this shit all day. Let me bring my partner on stage, man.

This is my motherfucking dog, my motherfucking nigger, man. I love seeing this nigga on stage, man. I'm telling him, this nigga is crazy. He wanted the OGs of the comedy and still doing this shit. While he's fucking the grandma, I'm fucking the granddaughter. Give it up for my motherfucking dog. You don't see this nigga on MTV Wiling Out. But goddamn last comment standing, BETT, Comedy View.

The nigga doing everything, nigga. Give it up for Carlos Miller. Fuck around and do my show right here. I don't give a fuck. What's that in a hell yeah. This nigger dressed like a fresh roll of pennies. I know that it hurts some.

This a gospel song. No time on the month, son. Pulled out a cunt. What? How y'all doing? Make some noise in here. Shit. Yeah, y'all like, that ass on faxin.

I'm gonna keep a deal with you. I'm gonna let a deal with ya. I'm gonna fight over a hose. I'm gonna let the steel hitches. Shit, turn it off, turn it off, shit. Hell yeah, we ain't this bitch. It looked like Nino Brown wedding. This shit, gangster.

We got all niggas from all walks of life. We got drug dealers, drug users. Old strippers who work at the cable place now. Look at all these niggas on stage. Like we're about to take a club picture in there, bitch. This shit is ghetto magnificent. My buddy got lights on one side of the stage. I'm dark-skinned on this bitch.

Look at this. They can't see shit. I got to stand over here by the DJ. This nigger can't tell me here on live with his big sister. You can tell about that goddamn shirt he lived. with this bitch, sus-s, that shirt big at hell from four summers ago. He's, it's still big.

He didn't put that bitch in the dryer on full heat. It won't shrink. It won't. It's a medium long. That bitch long. That niggas shirt got pockets on the front and shit.

DJ stay at home with older sister on the ones and two. My nigga, I ain't even see you with that camouflage on. Who you had in front, eh? Child support. Boy, we got some celebrities in there, bitch. I ain't know my nigga 8 ball was at the show.

What's happening? Space Age forever. I love coming to Annette. Man, y'all niggas be wearing the gaiters with the goddamn toenails. Still in them. There's some real pimp shit going on over here. I ain't even worried about you recording the show with that old-a-phone. You ain't going to be able to hear shit or see shit.

All that shit fuzzling the motherfucker. Who keep getting these old niggas iPhones? Nephew, put your number in now. Show me how to work. You know the nigger old when they take the glasses off to look at, I can't see shit with these glasses on. What's happening, my nigga? You good? Boy, you look like somebody, daddy.

No, that nigger old, he got to go all way over there on the left side. Why? Cause it's lucky. Fuck you, too. Nigger, we really had a comedy show at the mall. This used to be Burlington. Nigger, we had Burlington Co-Factory like a motherfucker. You can't trick me. Got the police outside in the corner of a van.

What the fuck they think gonna happen? This is a comedy show. They got mall security in this bitch. This nigga pressing the shit, letting him know he had work. And then snuck a white lady in here, a niggist scared to sit by. We don't know if she the police or what?

Y'all shouldn't have never let me in this bitch. I ain't know them other niggas on the show. I ain't know them. I only know the niggas with these shirts. I don't know them other niggas. I was like, no, y'all not going to put them with us. I don't know them. Them y'all folks.

My nigga, you're tight loose as hell. What you're going through? You just lost your house earlier? My nigga got the tie with the loose-haired neck. What are going on? Ain't nobody ass him, shit, or nothing. Got the little alcoholic beard. Ooh, we're going to have to join hands in prayer.

It's a little chilly out here, too. Shit, I'm from the South. We don't fuck with no winter. I'm over this girl house earlier. She's like, I'll be watching you on while and now. I heard you got a big dick. Let me see it.

I'm like, girl, your heat not even on. I'm not pulling my dick out in this cold-ass house. You better plug that space heater up. I pull some dick out then. It's chilly in this bitch. My dick don't like this kind of weather. Bro, you know you're not about to let her see the dick on soft. Look how quiet it got.

Oh, this nigger. Yeah, he too much. You're not about, bro, you're in a real relationship if your girl doesn't seen your dick on soft. Because that take a whole lot to go through to let her see it. Niggins, she didn't put the pussy all way on. You didn't fell asleep on top of the cover

with the soft dick. You can't even move. Fuck it. Ain't no secrets in this house. She need to know the real me. Ladies, if you ain't never seen your man, dick on soap, y'all not in the real relationship. I hate to be the one to tell you.

If you ain't never seen your man dick on soft, catch him in the shower when he come out, snatch the nigger towel, watch him turn back into a little boy. Bitch, quit playing something motherfucking mud. Oh, playful ad, bitch. You know, goddamn, don't be playing so. Give me the goddamn towel. Let us see it on soft. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I'm tired of this shit. Had to fly here. I'm tired of going through that fucking airport security. Fuck this shit, man. They can't catch them. They ain't caught no goddamn body. Fuck airport security. I'm tired of this shit. That big-ass machine, they make you get damn near naked. They stand in this motherfucking machine.

They got signs all over it. They say, don't stand right here. This shit will give you counsel. I swear, dude. Every time I go through that bitch, sir, sir, sir. We need to pat down your growing area. I said, bitch, ain't nothing in my growing area but growing. Well, something came up. Dick, that's what came up on there.

That whole little area was yellow. I was like, bro, that dick. I swore to go out. I wouldn't even hide no contraband on my dick. That's all dick, bro. That's all me. The black lady in the back talking shit, where you could be through security

if you wasn't stuffing shit down your pants. I'm like, ma'am, this is dick. This is all natural Mississippi, organic dick. No gluten, just dick. It ain't nothing but veins, dick and dick. Who?

Mississippi here? I knew you were from Mississippi. I might know you. You used to have a barbecue spot down there. I knew that. I knew that. Everybody from Mississippi, what part? No, hell, no, right here.

Forty's Creek. That's my type. That's your lady, you better get her because I love old Project-A-s bitch. You better get her. You better get her. If that's you, you need to go on get her because I like how the bitch said the wrong word.

40th Street, yes, all that. That's what I came up here for. 40th Street, yes. I want some of that. I know she got some good leftovers at the crib right now. This bitch ain't even put her turkey. it up from yesterday. The turk is sitting on the middle

of the stove between the eyes. Her little boy been cutting pieces off that bitch all day. I love a project. What a project woman. It makes some noise in here. The Project Women. Ain't none. I seen you in the hallway. Stop playing.

Love old project bitch with another nigga named tattooed on her. You ain't never had one? I'm fucking with this girl. She had a nigger name tattoo right on her titty. Scotty. I ain't never sucked that titty.

She got man. Why y'all never suck this titty? That's Scotty titty. I'm not fucking with that titty. Not about to be disrespectful to that man. Look, now they're talking about it. Bitch, who name is that? We got any single. What are the ladies in here tonight?

What are the ladies that who got a man but you still giving your number out? They in here? Them the bitches we won't. Y'all are fine. Y'all then left us all these manic depressive as women out here. Women be unreal than the motherfucker.

Standards be high then. You can't even meet your standards. That's how high your goddamn standards for. I need a man with no kids. Well, you got two? Why the fuck I can't show up? up with some kids. All right, I'm going to ready to leave.

You sure? I'll get the fuck out of here. You sure? Because that old school nigga behind you with the turban ain't laughed at shit. Bro, did y'all see the old nigga with the turban? Is Nick Cannon Granddad, isn't it? Old nigga with the turban in there.

I knew I was going to be here a long time ago. I'm a psychic. I knew this shit was. gonna happen since the 90s. Shout out to all the dudes in here who got these white ladies. How y'all doing? I see you.

Yeah, you. It was another one. Hell yeah. You took it to the crib for Thanksgiving? You married her? Hell yeah. No! Shut the fuck up.

Ah, yeah, buddy. Goddaddinger had green bean casserole on Thursday. Chico, he then took it to a mama crib and everything. Y'all might as well come up here and talk this shit with me. No! He need to be baptized. Yeah. These things, you know she went home talking shit.

What the fuck, Karen? Macaroni goes in the oven now. I learned that. That nigga had to sit in a car. Big mama taught me how to do it. They had to fuck. Bro, for real. He's cooking up this bitch, bro.

They cook. I don't even want to sit out. I don't even want to sit out. Big. I know you had. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to my nigger who got the official baby daddy jersey on this burberry shirt right here.

Oh, yeah, that's the... Niggas wear this burberry shirt to every occasion. Funerous, baby showers, job interviews. That's that birthday shirt right there. His little brother graduation. All the kids graduation. Fuck that. Yeah, yeah.

But the thing is, nigga feel good. It's a motherfucker paying that $300. Yeah, I got it. How much is it $312? There you go. I'm gonna fuck him up tonight with this on stage. I hate niggins who just get the burberry shirt, but don't get nothing else. Yeah.

They're like, let me get the shirt. You want the shirt? No, I just want the shirt. I already got the shoes. You know what they're gonna get the rest of the outfit from? Because that's all the money, niggins. City trends. Yeah, nigga.

Yeah, nigga. We in the trends, nigga. We in the trends. Let me get the motherfucking. Yeah, let me get the jeans. I gotta get that shit from the top. Hold on. Hey, how they got to get that.

How they get that shit, D.C.? They had to scoop that nigger jeans off the display. Hell no. Yeah, that the one right there. She go the nigger wanted the jeans off the dummy. You want these right here, bro. You want to... Oh, Lord of that person.

You know you shopping the city trends. They ain't never got no dressing room, nigger. You go on that motherfucker. You're trying on clothes in the back behind some other clothes. Like, nigg, don't let nobody walk back here. I got my dick out. I'm trying to try to these sweatpants on. Fellas, don't be embarrassed if you shop at City Trans.

There's some ladies in here right now wearing some shit. They're going to throw away tonight. They ain't got no choice. Oh, one night-ass outfit. They're going to turn into some hay after this. Soon they left out. No, it's a lot of fashion over and this motherfucker right there. Is that shit real?

Is that fashion over shit real? That shit like Illuminati, man. I don't know why don't bitch is that good. Aluminati, Gene. I mean, them fucking fashion over. James got ass already. Like old fashioned over right now. Being late, bitch.

Thank you. Bro, she's so got, this the type of bitch hood niggins. God, damn, that's a fat ass. Oh! You better stop for that motherfucker. Pop-p-p-paw! Boop! Boot! Boot! Hey, man, one of your bracelets fell off and rolled under the steps.

You shaking your ass so hard. Your jewelry falling on. This is retarded. He can't even walk with that fat-ass boots. They got, got that. Ma'am, we got to ask. Were you in an accident or something? Were you in some kind of accident or something?

Her boyfriend, light skin, bro. His ass gets swollen up. I swear to. Her boyfriend, light, he didn't get red in the face like he on hair. He knew her ass was fat when he brought her in here. Look at the light skin. He ain't going to fuck with that old-school nigga. I ain't going to let us fight.

Y'all cut that shit out. Now, cut that shit out. Uh-uh. Cut that shit out. Yeah. Not in here. Now, with all these motherfucking women's in here. All these motherfucking beautiful women's in here.

Y'all niggins want to augur. He ain't going to let his fight. Because he got to use the building. next week for his party. Nick, he's having his birthday party, nigga. Y'all ain't going to have this goddamn building shut down before I get to come up

in this motherfucker and show him how I do it around this bitch. Hell around what you cut that shit out. Yeah, I got my cousins coming down from Chicago, nigga, we're fitting to fuck him up. Before he saw him off. Yeah, you ain't gonna have this building shut down before I get to have my birthday party up in this motherfucker.

Hell yeah, nigga, they're gonna move these tables out the way, that nigga been planning that party for two years. Like a lie, boy, that fuck you be. Niggins that died on him, he throwing invitations away where Earl can't come. That nigga gone, shit, that nigga cake. I don't get no pot. Oh, my God, man. Man, this is the 85-self show.

Yes, it is. This shit crazy, man. R.P. Earl, man. R.P. Oh, shit. Tweet that shit, R.I.P. Earl, 85 South Show, nigga. That shit lit right there. Got them phone done died.

He had to put it up. He got that free phone. You call that number. They send that phone with the loud volume. You got to press that nine hard than the motherfucker. You got that jitterbug phone. Who that old school, right? That nigga right there.

That nigger got a clip. Old school got that tooth missing in the front, that's a real old school, nigga. You know what you got there? You don't even get the shit thick, nigga shit, this dick ain't got no tooth missing. Bet you bitch still suck it. Give a fuck what you're talking about, nigga.

You know how much dope I sold 86 and that, nigga? Everybody was coming to me for the pounds, nigga. She got to get my tooth fixed. Fuck, I can't do it. He'd be fucking the hell out your auntie. You don't even know it to the holidays. He pulled up in the Lincoln. Hey, hey.

I see you walking. Tell Joanne stick a head out of the door. Auntie, it's an old nigga with a tooth missing outside. That nigga got beat up and changed his life around. He was like, you know what, I'm gonna go to church. Oh, shit. Hey, I'm gonna tell y'all wanted. Hey, DC, this nigga right here can't wait to strip.

I see, he didn't zip the shit down a little bit. He's like, man, it's almost time for this shirt to come to fuck off. They need to hurry up. After party, it'll be lit to the bumfunk. He's going to zip by the time this shit over. That nigga will be sitting up here with just the sock on like it. Come on, nigger.

Ass all other people couch. They ain't going to never be able to say it on the seat. You said that that nigger is stripper. Nick dressed like it. You got the stripper uniform. That's what they come out in. Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from the east side of Indianapolis, he's coming to show the ladies a good time, and you already know it's about to happen. Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen them all over your Instagram feed. Make some noise for the Nap Town Stranger. Hey, there you go. She'll open it up, that n'n't be like this in the door.

You'd be like, what the fuck? You'd be like, hell no. But I'll open that goddamn dump. Why? You can't trust that nigger, man. You can't. That's the type of nigger eat pussy with his ass in the out. You can't trust them, nigger.

Nigger, he puts a whole booty in the out. Nigger, hold booty out, Nick. Hey, hey, man. Hey, you can't trust those nigger like that, man. Hey, hey. Hey, man. This nigga ain't got no sleeves. I got a hood.

That shit strange to the motherfucker. That nigga put it hood on it. You're going to put it in the hood on. That nigga said fuck the sleeve. Just make sure the hood is still on that motherfucker. Just in case I got to hide my identity for the bitches. That nigga said he was telling the nigga,

look, man, my sleeves don't get cold. It beat my chest. That nigga eemic in one part of everybody. Ugly, boy. Riding around with his nipple out What type of niggins he, bro? Oh, my God. That nigger said he's pussy with his ass out.

Nigger, you can't be out there eating pussy with your ass prone. All that L? Nigger, uh-uh. Nigger, what is that light from back there, nigga? Nigger, you late with the spotlight. You might as well put that shit back in the truck. Shit.

Fuck that, nigga. I was trying to figure out who the fuck that was. This nigga that went and took a light off of 85 Caprice. I got to see them niggas. I'm gonna plug this motherfucker up to one of them lights back here No, what he need to do Put that shit on the roof

And do that little Batman shit That's what you need to do Chico, the nigger with the turban sitting in the back Like, I knew he was gonna say that shit Dad How old you here, Dad? How old you with Dad?

Get that fucking spotlight on me now D.C. jump down there hollered the old school. Who dad? All right, let me see what he's going on. See what he's talking about, bro. Let's see what the head is talking about. Y'all show my nigga D.

Some love. You know he don't know. to host every day on TRL. This is the 85 South show, man. They just fixed this flow last week. Yeah, that shit's still slippery. You got the new Tim's on. They just fixed this flow.

He's, what's up, Dad? Niggia, Dad got the body built like he just did life and got out. You can't tell me that niggins used to sell Harron. What you do, Dad? What? What, nigga, what you do? Occupation, what you've been doing?

How you've been living? Ugline, boy. I got a tow truck service. What happened? Toll truck service. Tootron server? I mean the trucks a nigga can get. Two.

I get two. Yeah, yeah. How much the truck's going for? 24,000. God damn. God damn, I didn't need a half a truck. Hey, D.C. Look at the white folk.

They lost. That was your terminology. Why you bullshit? That's the nigga I want to pull up if my car fucked up. Before he even put the shit on the tow truck. Yep, that's what they do with them. Wasn't it, the 96? Yep, them alternators go right out on them motherfuckers.

It don't matter what you do. That motherfucker's still gonna jump time on you. Don't matter, nephew. That nigga. Yeah, you should have got that 94, that motherfucker. That 94 going to last year. Ladies, that's their uncle that fixed your car. He don't even have to see it.

He could just sit there. Baby, girl, I heard your car fucked up. What he doing? You say you put the key in and just don't do nothing. It don't do nothing. Sound like that sill or not doing bad. DC, DC, time out, man. Don't do that.

I know how I get down. This nigga on stage, you're going to think you're trying to battle. Nah, I ain't, I don't do that. I don't do this. I'm just motherfucking like this. That nigga got up, like, hold up. What you're trying to do? No, brother.

Nah, brother. I ain't in that. I ain't in my occupation now. No. Salute to you, pop right there. Pop this. I don't, niggas that's still cool looking like you this old. I don't like, because my mama's single.

Y'all be the niggins in my mama comments on Facebook trying to fuck and shit. Enticing my mama with what-poking. Yeah, enticing my mama with Jeffrey Osborne tickets and shit like this. Hey, baby, you know, you know, Jeffrey. Osborne is going to be at the pavilion next week. I would love if you would accompany me out on a night on the town. Like, what the fuck?

Don't nobody leave comments like them old niggins on Facebook, boy. Let me say some shit. Young niggas ain't thought of you. Hello, my delectable sunshine. As you scroll, your morning scroll, just know that somebody on FB. Uh-oh. What happened?

Uh-oh. We got one too many niggas in here. The floodlight then came on. This shit here, boy. Look at my baby, mama don't think I'm at work. Hold up. You got to FaceTime? I got to let that, no.

I'm at work. With his shirt off, nigga. I'm at work. That's hard to explain right there. Man, I'm at work. I ain't even cabin, though, when my nigger took his shirt off. It was some ladies who screamed like they liked that shit. What if it's a whole bunch of ladies out there who just, like, regular-built-ass niggas.

You ain't even got to be fine. You just walked in the house with your shirt off looking like a whole dope dealer. She's like, ooh. I kind of like my niggas out of shape a little bit. I don't think everybody supposed to work out. No, nigga, everybody ain't supposed to work out. I don't know how to work out. I get that first little burn.

This table from Family Dollar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We might want to sit down and we're going to sit down. Yeah, and they got to go back, nigga. This ain't even on real clothe got, man. Fake-a-cloth, man. That's a bad sheet. Nick, I ain't about a slick.

Bro, that cloth made out that same shit that nigger vest made out of it. That's probably his. Like, you know what? I got something that'll cover this table up. It's a goddamn du rag right here. They ain't got a super du rag

to cover the table up, nigga. Throw this shit around. Hold up. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did you say this nigga's shirt looked like he stayed with it?

The niggins got the shirt that like he stayed with his sister. Look at it. That bit long? Hey. Why the nigger's shirt on his knees? Hey, man. That's the, you know,

that's the shirt from where he was at the peak of his life, nigger. He can't let that shirt go. He kept it. When that shirt came out, that nigger was winning. And that nigga, I got that shirt when that got there,

lean with it. Wrong with it. Rob with it. That's when that nigga was just becoming deep. That was a St. Lunatic. They're glad, bud. Hey, I wish I could have seen the nigga get dressed. Number one.

They're glad, boy. Fuck wrong with you. I wish I could have said him getting dressed. He put their big-ass shirt on, then stepped over and looked in the mirror. No, he threw them up for the... They didn't pat it to look at the little Afro. And then he got his man with him.

And then he got the fat farm jacket on, you know them niggas. Man, I thought that was an Averick. Chico, that looked like his little brother, but that's really that nigga, uncle, bro. Yeah, that nigga, he came to the show. He ain't even really want to bring that, nigga. He just got in the car. Like, shit, you think you going out there walling bitches without me, nigga?

Shit, I didn't got my coat out to clean on this, nigga. He got their coat out to the trunk. You ain't ready for this, nigga. He got on a new dirty hat. Where do you get that shit, bro? Oh, nigga, you know what, you know that hat right there. That bitch been folded up three times. You know that hat, boy?

Yeah, that's that got down. Oh, my God, man. That's that, that's that dope. That's that hat that all the niggas that used to be the shit, did you know, if they got on this dope a little bit, a nigga pull up on you, you got there. Hey, man, you need grass cut. That hat so disrespectful, you got to take it off

when you ask the white man for a job. Yes, sir, I saw you sign, sir. That niggas stupid. Oh, my God, man. Niggas who wear that hat still called math-rhythmatic. They still call the math-rithmatic, my niggins. That's an old-school shit. The nigga be getting roasted so bad, they just looking for shit.

That nigga, like, he ain't even thirsty. He's just grabbing water. You thirsty me, dog. That need can't even swallow. Ugh, like that, dude. You gotta stop treating people like that. Hey, what don't later with the big titters it? hit is it? Right now.

Talking to the nigger who looked like he do funeral. Look at this nigga here. Now listen here, baby girl. You need to get with the ministry. Look it right here. You see him? Yeah, buddy. All that nigga behind her. Yeah. Now look here, baby girl. All I need tonight is $125. I can go and get your paperwork

started. Hey, what if he blind, though? Hey, that nigga looked like George Foreman on the low. What's up with your player? You got any grills on the deck? You're talking about that nigga with the sweater on. He's sitting next to Dion Sanders, brother. You see the nigger who dressed like a goddamn professional Bill, Bondsman Deacon. Look at the nigga who were parking cars. How the head you get in here?

This nigga that snuck his way. Yeah, ain't no more cars out there. I'm going to just go to this shit old die. Yeah, yeah. That nigga looked like he'd know all the words, the all-deam mix on. You know, getting my bark on. Knew she was a thug when I met her. She had a scarf on. He knew all the dog. See, that was a pit mix with a German sheple.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, they're going. They're going to fucking. They're going to fucking the comrade quick. That's what they're going to do. You already know that conversation. Well, shit, get up then. I'm waiting on you. Tried to be sneaky and bumping into everything.

You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. You know, yeah. Yeah, hood chicks and hair. You ready to fuck anywhere. Look over and say some shit at the post office. Well, so what that dick, no. They hit you.

They hit you with that. I'm waiting on you. You're like, shit. Well, let go then. Fuck that. Shit, I'll whip it out in the post office. Don't play me. You don't get in the box, bitch.

You understand. snap it bitch yeah oh shit this is the 85 south show we ain't plan for all the people who had no idea man my name Carlos Miller yeah yeah sad nigga of the year six years in a row don't ask me how I did it I just did it yeah that's a hell of an accomplishment right yeah that's way better than jeez he's getting trap other year four times in the row I keep some some white towels and some dove soap at my crib just in case you know Got their late text Look at a clapping

There's one clean pussy in here Hey clean pussy over there Yeah yeah Where y'all going? Yeah Where y'all going? Love hip hopin'clock She said the bathroom

They got a peeve that instead of there And drunk all that goddamn Don Perry on Don Julio Don Julio you ain't bad I love a chick with old ranch band's voice You call her in the morning She sounds just like you

Hello What the fuck? What you doing? I'm sleek, caught me back. Nah, dang, you'd like that. How'd fuck James Earl Jones. This shit crazy than the mother fuck. Four o'clock in the afternoon.

Bitch boy, Sarah, like cigarettes. Don't, Julio. I bet you can't even spell it. Stupid-ed-a-girl. Don't do it like that. She got their jumpsuit on. She's going to have to wiggle out that bitch to pee. I don't give it down.

I don't have been to Indianapolis like 30 times. I still can't spare this shit. Don't. Me neither, man. My phone can't spell it either. I'd be like, bitch, you know what the fuck I'm trying to spell. No replacements. There's some nigg who live here who can't

Old school. That's why they just call it NapTown. Nap Town. Yeah, they just got tired. We're in Nap Town, fucking round in Nap Town. What you said? Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, y'all show some love, my man, Jay O'Winn. If you're not familiar with the 85 South Show, you will be after we leave here tonight. We're just some comedians who talk a whole lot of shit and we appreciate y'all coming in here to talk that shit with us. Oh, definitely. Man. To all the single ladies. Get your goddamn curtain, nigg. We do know the holidays are coming up.

Thanksgiving just passed. Yep. Black Friday just passed. Shit, you ain't gay that pussy away in a minute. We'll be here to the morning. Yep. I don't know which one of us you like, but shit, somebody. What y'all niggas arguing about?

Bro, we don't like you. But we don't, I'm saying just sit there, though. This nigga got VIP. Like, he could come change and show. Hey, hey. I want an old school battle. Why, you don't get your ugly ass? But what if he really been working on this shit

waiting on us to get here and he got some cold shit? Hey, yo, Carlos Chico, I told you, bro. When you came to nap town, I'm a dude's show. I'm sitting on stage with some niggas. Y'all, the one-go-to-fing for the figures. Bitsches didn't know I'm the old-school killer. Y'all fuck Chico Bean. Fuck Carlos Miller.

This nigga, yeah. That nigga just spilled the goddamn first spilling. Look on itself. We're going to battle you when you get a long way drunk. Don't get all the way fucked up. Yeah, exactly. We'll let you rap. We'll let you rap when you drink the Don.

Keep drinking. You know what I mean? You're too early in the game right now. Y'all rap hard, but I rap harder. Stain on my shirt cause I drink like a taller. Hey, what you know about it? I'm in a nap town. Hey.

Yeah, you already know, bitch is going down. Y. I'm on stage, but I ain't paid. I rocked the flow just the other day. Yeah. Uh, he got one go two, cause he couldn't afford the other four. Fuck you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, this for the old nigger. Hey, this for the old nigger. Hey, this for the old nigger. Ain't going to lie. First of all, what's the name of them shoes, dog? Hey, what's the name of them shoes, dog? D.C.

Hey, what's the name of them shoe, dog? Hey, say, what's the name of this shoe, dog? Hey, he in this bitch dressing like a truck driver. Getting on stage and he chooking and he jibber. You think that two gone. out rap us i'm gonna need you to set the fuck out dc hold up i'm a parking inside tell your auntie to stick her head outside hell yeah oh this nigger's smelling liquor you don't want no smoke with chico bean and colos miller hey you already know we give no fucks got the old player

over there who told people trucks it's going down in the nap town for real i bet a whole lot of niggas in here still still out of store okay hold up chico for you lose your voice this nigga better quit fucking with me i'll call child support because i know we owe him look at this nigger you know he owe him he worked for hey yeah he'd be in the computer like yep delete delete delete come on charles you better put that deposit in i see your profile hey he'd be calling niggas threaten him look you need to come see me Alright, you need to come saving Yeah

Yeah Be a goner How you feel Crazy part about it He the head deacon at the church Yeah Playing in the Nap Town You'll be a goner

When we leave here We gonna have Mesothilio Because the roof ain't finished In this bitch You already know They just put this shit in here

So we can rock out Carlos How you feel Hey I said nigga How you feel Hey let me tell you some Chico I see a lady

That's pretty and I think I found the lady over there with the big titties. Is she wearing a green dress with the big old breasts? Yes. Hell yeah. Oh, make no titty pound big. Tid milk. Hey, made no titty about being. Tiled milk.

Hey, make no titty milk. Hey, made no titty milk. Hey. The old nigg is like, I can't see. I bet it's so big. I bet it's gravy. They still got milk in them from the 1980s. Oh, hey.

It's going down. Let me sup one. Hey. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five, high, hide, hi. Smokey the barry. Then you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through.

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