The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Ghetto Magnificent Roast Session DC Young Fly Karlous Miller Chico Bean LIVE NapTown Part2 | Ep. 108

Episode Date: December 9, 2017

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Shit might be said. They might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, no. We got 10 days in the building Say what, say what Say what

We got Ted eyes in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Ted eyes in the building With your stagging ass You're gonna be in New Year's in church With your stagging ass

You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagging ass While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on work With your staggin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stagin' ass

Oh shit, you gonna be late for work With your stagin' ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stagin' ass Hey We don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the loo

Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the

Hey, but I might jump on the plane in Pallé vu la Franca, because my do-los, I got the jokes I'm everywhere. You see me with it. I'm off in Africa, I'm telling jokes in different cities. Hey! Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities. Hey! Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities.

Hey, eh, a nigga went to Germany and felt some different cities. I say they small and they round, but felt some different cities. Hey! I like smoking weed. I like it and hot. Hey. make bitches mad like BC Youngfly Bitches walking out

Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I don't know crazy man I don't know crazy man For a crazy man To if you give him some of that pussy

He'll give some of his dick to You give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't Give me some

But if this pussy is great Than Carlos really Want some of that Pussy girl I don't like Asked I'm a smell But I'm a fuck don't

What you gotta smell But I won't fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck don't Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell I'm a fuck don't

Boy, you better Bring your ugly ass right Why you thought of them Gene? They were just It's great blue. But you put that on there. Ugly, nigga. You went and bought the paint for the Burberry shirt.

Ugly, Nick. Yeah, let me get that brown and that yellow. I'm about to fuck these niggas up tonight. Nick, with a hit house like this. Ha ha. Nigger, my big brother gave me these things. Ludey, stand up. My big brother gave me these jokes.

That's a big brother gave me these jokes. I could tell you a big brother gave you them jays, nigger. He passed them sheds down like a motherfucker. Put them on, nigga. She got them kind of thighs from the civil rights. from the civil rights. Look at her, she got a friend. Look, I hate black bitch.

We know you know her, God, damn. Like you had a graduation. I'm so proud of you, bitch. Ooh, you fuck new folks, ah. I'm gonna buy everything, ya, color greens and chicken wangs. Hey, when you get food stamps, nigger, you know you gonna get it a lot.

Get it a lot. When you get food stamps, you know, nigga, you're gonna buy a whole lot. What? Buy no lie. What? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Buy a whole lot, yeah.

Buy a whole lot. What was your ass when I was buying food stamp? That's shit crazy. Using mine. Hold on, wait, wait, you just made up a whole food stem anthem. Yeah. This nigga right here is off the chains. Chigo, this nigga really came up here and spit his rhyme anyway.

Yep. That niggas sound like he got shit in his throat. Sit your old ass down for your fat ass choke. I mean, damn. Fuck wrong with you. Nigger looked like you take care of pets at the zoo. You're looking real crazy your on stage with you. us talking about you want an old school round bus what we do this shit off the top of the

dome yeah bet you brought old furniture at your home yeah yeah look at your collar the shit so loose make a nigga wanna holler hey yeah don't get shot looking like you got the same shit trick daddy got her lace front look like snake skin yeah y'all better stop talking about her weave out i still like your little pretty leave out No, I get you pregnant. You're trying to hang that bitch so it won't fall. You're so crazy. I get you pregnant and buy some of them pills that grow you edges.

Hey. I don't see nothing wrong. But a little kangaroo pouch. I don't see nothing wrong. Oh, yeah. Go ahead, Chico. When she came inside the room. What she's...

Do it. I looked and then I zoomed in on that stomach that was hiding her cooch. It was hiding her coochies. You on your peer. Shit. Shit. That little scream were hanging out. I was like, God damn.

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I've met a whole lot of niggas in here. Still, still out of store. Okay, hold up. Chico, for you lose your voice, this nigga, better quit fucking with me. I'll call child support because I know he owe him. Look at this, nigger. You know he owe him.

He worked for him. Hey, yeah. He'd be in the computer like, yep. computer like yep delete delete come on charles you better put that deposit in i'll see your profile hey he'd be calling niggins threaten him look you need to come see me all right you need to come see me yeah yeah be a goner crazy part about it he the head deacon at the church yeah oh that shit in the nap town you'll be a goner when we leave here we go have mesothelio because the roof ain't finished in this bitch you already know they just

Let's put this shit in here so we can rock out. Carlos, how you feel? Hey, I said, nigger, how you feel? Hey, let me tell you some, chico, I see a lady that's pretty, and I think I found the lady over there with the big tities. Is she wearing a green dress with the big old breasts? Yes. Hell yeah.

Oh, make no titty about me, say, me. Hey, make no titty about be, sound bit, hey, make no titty about being, sound me. The old niggins, like, hey, the niggins so big. I bet it's gravy. They still got milk in them from the 1980s. Oh, that's going down.

Let me suck one. I guarantee that the shit will be a lot of fun. Okay, chico, your titties get big as you get older. I hear them from the back and make her throw it over a shoulder. That's a real player move there. Hey, D.C., how you tuck them tinnies if you do there? Grab one, like an old man. money and take it with me grab the order like she and oh man money and take it with

and grab water like it over money and take it with me grab the order like an open body and take it with me hold up your kids that came in bitch go sit down when it comes to tities I'm down for whatever if they long and saggy I push them shit together oh yeah yeah oh like the little girls with my chest this has got to do this when they take selfies. Hey, small titties, you know what they do. We ain't tripping. We are suck them little tities too.

Okay. No, I won't. No, I won't. Okay. No, I won't. Sometimes little titties are a treat. I don't know if I'm sucking on the titties or licking her heartbeat. Oh, my God.

I ain't looking no little titty, though. I'm straight. That's my rule. When they come to tities, just have two. Hey, shit, that's my rule When it comes to the titties Just have two If you got one, no

I fuck with it I can't do shit Because you stuck with it Hey Fuck that It will fuck my mind up Because I go and reaching It's nothing behind her

I mean, bitch It's supposed to be something right there Cut the beat, damn it You're up in here making instruments With the nigga who's saying It's so much 805 85

That's why they can't take us nowhere We don't know how to act I don't care Exactly that nigga behind that DJ Nick is an R&B singer, nigga I don't give a fun He had dreams of being an after seven Nick I know it

That nigga used to sat in the house In the mirror by itself, nigga Just make up songs about shit he sing Like what? I didn't put my shirt inside dry twice and it still won't shrink. I didn't put my shirt inside to dry twice. Whoa.

And it still won't shrink. I got a big ass shirt. I got a big ass shirt. I got a big ass shirt. X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X L. Hey. Big and tall. Hey, make my shit extra long.

Hey. I said I like it. extra long yeah yeah I need some shirt I can wear everywhere hey let me he got a car cover shirt on oh he got a car cover shirt on damn he can cover suburbia yeah what sitting on 28 let me tell you about some other problems that he be facing he got that shirt out of the gas station okay know it back in 2005 when shopping at the gas station was live he was like hey you know it's fitting to go down d4 l got a show across town and I'm about to get real fly you already know my

shirt got to go past my thigh I said lean with it rock with it lean with it rock with it I'm gonna buy a long shirt and then mesh the socks with it hey and it's coming up soon staying with his big sister paying for his own room. He paid it every week. Can't have no company over. Can't have no freaks, but that's okay. This nigger grown, and he got a curfew. That's why he smoked weed outside, play the game with his nephew.

You know my shirt? My shirt stay loose. Still write my name on the orange juice, because I don't want my nephew drinking my shit. I'm dressed like 10 years ago, but bitch I'm still lit. Say I'm DJ Trouble G But my shirt come all the way past my knees You say it's going down

In the nap town My shirt hang down I said DJ Trouble G We know what you do You should have fucked to show up And wore the platinum Fubu Hey, because I know you got one in the closet You should have pimped out and gone wear the old shit

On your carlo's His homie the man He got the jacket like he is in the Wu-Tang Clan. Okay. Would you know? Cash rules everything around me. Dollar-dollar bill, y'all. Say the nigger's shirt is real long.

Real long. I said dollar-dollar bill, y'all. Say what? I said a nigger's shirt is real long. Okay, see, they don't know about that coat because they ain't seen as yet. This is how he eyeed his shirt. I say how he ironed his shirt. shirt D.C.

How he on his shirt he on his shirt. He go to sleep in his shirt. Hey, he go to nap in his shirt. Hey, that nigger trap in his shirt. Hey, he play a sack in his shirt. Hey, he got a rap in his shirt. Oh, hey, he hiding snacks in his shirt.

Okay. Hey, you know it worked. You know it work in the shirt. His shirt bring the hood, bitches out, bitch. Sit your hand down. Do what? Sit your hand out. So your lace front.

Fly on now. Oh, uh-oh-oh. Oh. D.C. Oh. Hey. She got a lace front. I can tell it.

Tell it. Because her shape up looked just like a helmet. Okay. I'm like down. Her lace front looks. like snake skin yeah y'all better stop talking about her weave out i still like your little pretty leave out no she's trying to hang that bitch so oh you so crazy i get you pregnant and buy some of them pills that grow you edges hey she's probably got some fire pussy too you already know she got

the baby mama booze on too that's how you tell her you know i mean she got the we'll Kim boots on Before she fucked the face She got them Little Kim boots on Uh-huh Before she fucked the face up She got that kind of

Bitch, why your seat All right in the back Bitch done thought about some shit And she doesn't left Yeah That miss got the nosebleed seas She got on them boots That your baby mama wear to let you know

She don't need you no more Yeah. When your baby mama moved on, them the boots she have on. The bitch that came from the back, man. Yeah, look, when they, ladies, when they got that little stunt, that little pouch. Oh, my God. You're talking about that little kangaroo pouch. Yeah, it'll be a little kangaroo pouch.

You know what that do, right? It'd be some fire-ass pussy up under that pouch. That's where that little pouch keep all the juice in it. Yeah. That little pouch keep the pussy wet. You press the pouch three times. Sound like you're trying to open up a bag of cereal. There be some fire-ass pussy under that pouch, my name.

Boy, that, we got to do a verse about that. That pussy under the pouch. Hold up. Do you got to lift it up or is just there? Or do she hold it like her stomach hurts? Like, bitch, your stomach don't hurt. She got that little pouch. She can't even see the pussy.

She got to look over the pouch. Yeah. We'd be knowing. Shout out to all the ladies who got that C-section scar right across your pouch. She had appendix removed. But you still got the pouch under the scar. You're the real trooper. Yep.

It's okay. That pussy. Shout out to all the white ladies in here who got mixed kids and you don't know how to do their house, so you just let them do it the fuck they want to. Look at the white lady. Where your man in? He left you.

Yeah. He didn't show up. He was scared to come in here with all these people. She'd have bought both tickets. She texting them the whole time. Tequan, I'm waiting on you. He got her call. I'm outside.

They won't let me in. Come get me. Niggins ain't shit. Which one? He can see? You think that nigga's. He can say, for real? Yeah, I don't know if he can sing.

We want to see. I know that nigga going to trap when this shit is over with. No, because this is the 85 South Shore. If that nigga can sing, he need to sing. He might be able to get some pussy in his hometown. Come on. No, for real, come hit one. Where he is?

He can sign. See, this nigga, a good drug dealer, but he's a better singer. Brug, put the trap down and get to the music. Exactly. Jay and win. Jay and win, give us some fucking shit. Bro, you fucking with him. Come in, bro.

Come on. Hang your phone to that nigga who'd be doing belly rolls and shit. That nigga paying bid too, God damn. Let them hit a note right quick. Oh, hey, look at the cuff on them motherfuckers. God, damn. That nigga cuffed them bitch at three times. God damn.

Cuff is loose on my boot. I be cuffing on these holes. They got them boot cut jeans on. Boot cut. I can't sit in at one spot. Killing these bitches in my boot cut. Okay. Killing these bitches in my boot cut.

Okay. boot cut hey killing these bitches in my boot cut hey cool killing these bitches in my boot cut book killing these bitches with the boot cut three time I walk up in the club jeans tucked up turn diggers flexing on me nigga got me fucked up hey you know the bottom of his jeans big and round okay when he cuff him they still scrape the ground okay you know it's going down with the boot cut boot cut he got his homie ready to strip and fuck the club up no we in the

nap town nigger nap tile nigger that's a chubby ass nigger just that 85 there he go come on that what we want to wait wait wait wait wait hey hell fuckers got me fucked up now look at t now i'm bad to get on all you three dusty that's what we wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up to do boss hold we want to hit d's We want to hear this shit Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-us You motherfucker right here Bring your old dusty ass here

With your motherfucking crack baby looking ass Your tie-dye jeans I told your mama a whole lot of those back in my day You took real pressures with them Ugly Jean, ugly boy You did that? Boy, you better bring your ugly ass right Why you bought them jeans

They were just scraped blue But you put that on there Ugly niggie you went and bought the paint For the Burberry shirt Ugly a knee Yeah, let me get that brown in that yellow. I'm about to fuck these niggas up tonight. Nigger was a hit house like this.

Niggins. My big brother gave me these jings. Little D, stand up. My big brother gave me these jays. I can tell you a big brother gave you them J's, nigger. He passed them sheds down like a motherfucker. Put them on, nigga. Put them on the hotbed. He were begging for him too.

He was like, take them. Shit. You can have them. Damn. Nothing in the closet but them jeans Show my niggins That's gonna be your new nickname, jeans Big Gene

All right Gene, I fuck with you Big Jean, nigga Big Gene, little booty Man Hold up, hold up with you, my What happened? Your boy says she can sign

And you know, I love some good Come up, sweetheart tag him off up We got the trap Selina in here And if you can't sign Baby, Natown, gonna let you know You can sign, That's why she, now she walked outside so she could do a little run.

I feel like this the hood is, this the hood side. We're gonna, we're gonna, hold up, hold up. Hey, they're gonna sound like she had a funeral. Your intro, Chico, what's your name? What's your name? Her name is shit, ladies and gentlemen. Hold up, don't play no music, God, we want to hear this shit. Hold up, hold up, let me get you the introduction.

I won't complain. Hold up, DC, DC. She's gonna say, oh, I won't complain. Oh, I won't complain. Let me tell about that song. DC, let me give her introduction. Hold up. Here you go.

Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. His eye is on the sparrow. This nigga retarded. I won't complain. That's DC Young Fly right there. We appreciate you all for coming out. We appreciate you called coming out to raise boom boom room the night and the nighttime.

You know, it took us a lot to get this together, but we like to give people opportunities here at the 85 South Show. So I have my girl, Shantale right here. Shantale right here. Damn, y'all some haters. Y'all show us some love. She could be the future. She could be the next car to be a car play. Hold up, DC, DC, hold up.

DC, don't do you like that, DC because I can see. Go ahead. Walk over there, walk over there so you could get some spotlight. Walk over there in the spotlight, baby. Y'all show us to love, man. Head up. Black people like to clap after. I'm not going to sing if DC keep doing me like that.

Go ahead, baby. Now, D.C., don't interrupt. You need to tell them don't interrupt. No, you don't interrupt. Take your time. You know she can't say. They're talking about take your time. Bitch, we ain't got it all day.

I won't complain. His eyes. No, I can sing, DC. What's you said? Your ass dad or let me sing this damn talk. Let me see it with them. Let her go. Let her go.

Let her go. Let her go. Go ahead, baby. It's on you. Okay, I'm ready. Oh, look. This African American idol right now. Now, D.C., you need to be quiet.

Let me see the other. Why she did you know she can't. I won't complain. Stop. Stop complaining. Go ahead, baby. Okay. Her heart beat, fat, and the motherfucker.

Could black people tell you immediately if they don't like that shit. White people, welcome to it. This is how black churches go. You feel what I'm saying? Go ahead, baby. Okay, go. Okay, here I go. Here I go.

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No, I can really sing D.C. You are really able to damn. Do it. I'm about to sing, D.C., and don't say shit. I'm going to look at the crowd. Yeah, look at the crowd, because I'm about to act a damn fool. I believe.

We Don't get the fuck all me. Did I get that drunk aunt to you at the funeral when you? What the fuck just happened? Everyone's like, oh, hell no, I won't complain. D.C. Listen. His eye.

It's on the Spanrow. Every cat that's around this motherfucker that straight just got scared. Oh, what the fuck, man? Bro. Jesus. And you went straight for the eye pits. You ain't filled it up. She can't straight eye.

E. God damn. Hey, Naphtown, y'all play too goddamn much. First of all, I just want to know one song. start off like that. What song? In vote. Yeah.

Hold on, wait a minute. What part she was trying to say? The beginning. The beginning. What? The beginning, nigga. Oh, hell, no. No, fuck that.

That bitch sounded like she was going 90 mile power and hit the brakes. My little fuck that ran into the building. We got to find out somebody else to fix this shit. Exactly. Nobody. We got nobody in this bitch. We got a hold out.

We got somebody back here. Cico, go back there. Go back there, Chico. I'm gonna sing on the way to you. Oh, my goodness. We got somebody in the nap town. Let's say they fit to get down. Hey.

Oh, what's up, light skin, guy? Oh, damn. What's up? Oh, that singing in the shower shit. Don't get your ass fucked up. Hey. Brut. Hey.

Bro, even if she don't sing. I know. She's so nice. She looked like Gina from Martin back this. That's so goddamn pretty. Her that looked like a Hawaiian sweet road, my nigga. You can sing. Hold up, hold up.

Her girl, pretty. Don't be nervous. Hold up, Ashley, hold up. You don't got to sing a lot. Just give us a little bit. Just give us a little bit. We need like four balls. We don't need no, eh, he, he, he.

Yeah, walk her to the, Walker. Walk her up there. Fellas, you should be clever. She got them yams, I'm telling you. She got them kind of thighs from the civil rights. Look at her. She got a friend. I hate black bitches.

We know you know her, God, damn. Like you had a graduation. I'm so proud of you, bitch. Oh, you fuck new folks. You know she like, dick. Her heels was clear. She got them clear heels on. She like, hey.

This is the only one, too. This is how you walk behind her ass like that, I feel like this is the wrong part of the church right here. I feel like we need the motherfucker on that side. Because motherfuckers make me too successful. Okay. All right. I won't complain.

You better not. Alright. Alright, I'm gonna be quiet. This is round two of African American Idol. Alright. I'm gonna go here with my niggas, man. We got Ashley. Just give us a little something, Ashley.

Okay. What about me? You lost me. Yeah, you can see. You lost. You lost. You lost. You out the competition.

You sing like you still got dick in your throat, ma'am. You can't. She goes, stop that shit right now. Go ahead. Oh, go ahead. Okay. Let's give us a little of something, baby. She got to hold on to her friend.

She ain't going to help your ass. They're going to be like, that bitch, that fucking. Girl, you don't sing something for us, baby. All right, damn. Can't give a bitch shit. We're doing this for our brother. Stop talking, baby. There we go.

Yeah, RIP to. They're a group. That's real. RIP to that brother. She need to sign. Go ahead, baby. Family handshake. You know, niggas can't do shit.

They always find out. Bitch on the set. Go ahead, baby. All right. Shh. Quiet on the set. All right. Quiet on the set.

Y'all. You're not embarrassing. I won't complain. Sometimes I feel like a motherless shout. Okay. Like a motherless shout. Sometimes I feel like a motherless child. Okay, okay, she not made about three songs.

Yeah, you know. And sometimes I feel... What you're going to do to it? Like a motherless child. We said you could sing. We didn't say you knew how to sign. I don't feel like a motherly child. We said you could get that.

You don't want to play with me, D.C. Like a motherly child. That's how you're asking. Sometimes I feel like a madalice child. Sometimes I'm trying to figure out why you feel like that. Sometimes I feel like a motherly. You on your pier. Shit.

That little screen were hanging out. I was like, God damn. First of all, first of all, I don't wear a tampon. I don't wear a tampon. Now you're lying. Boy, kick me out of this, bitch. I don't even wear tampons. You don't wear a tampon.

That's not safe. Cooching ain't safe when you wear a tampon. She wear the pants. Got there walk around with the pamper on, yeah. That big got on stock is. She got on that period, Pam. That big got on some stockings. She got that period.

She got on stockings. She got on stockings. She got on stockings. I don't fuck with no stockings, bitch. Sit your ass down. That means your ass is too old for me. Pitch him against, DC. That big got stocking.

Same color as a leg. She got stocking. Oh, stocking. Stockins. Stockins. Stockies Stockins Stalkins

Stalkins Stalkins I didn't even know they still made stockings Hey man That been had to put You have to put on extra skin Thank you, baby

Thank you for letting our friends sexually harass you I had to put on some extra skin That'd be there Hey D.C. D.C. D.C. that skin loose. You take them stockers all, boy.

Them legs is going to go like there. A blue-go-doo. Do-doo do. Boodoo, blue, blue, good, them legs going down like, flag, a gobble band. Hey, you left that dress up, thank you about the fuck. You're like, hey, bitch, what the fuck? The hell is blocking me.

That bitch got to ask your skin. Y'all niggins be looking at all that? I don't be doing nothing, but same grace. Hey, you sex with that skin, though. I still fuck shit out of you. I'll poke a hole in that motherfucker. Well, I'm about to get some pussy. I'll be walking around naked just saying grace.

Thank you, Lord. For this blessing I'm about to receive. You know not what I want, but what I need. Yep. Hey, you haven't been walking around your girl, how's naked then her kids, you know, come on. You had to run, goddamn, to the bad room.

I don't get butt-nigued. You know what I got to stop doing, man? I don't even get butt-naked, no more. I got to stop eating bitches kids, snacks, man. I am famous for that shit. I will fuck your son luncheble up, man. Y'all got them good-ass luncheons. My mom ain't never buy me them shit.

I'd be like, ooh, he got the piece of one. This nigga gonna be lunchless tomorrow. I'll take the whole box of Capri's on. I don't get a fuck. Nick, quick. Like a can a goddamn bill. Load that motherfucker right on up in the car. Fuck you, bitch.

They'll be sliding the motherfuckers in. That's that strawberry kiwis. I ain't never felt handsome until a girl texting me one time. She said, I got my stamps come over here and eat. I was like, oh, a housel man, nigga, boy.

Hey, time on. You know, one of them chosen few. Yeah, I ain't that. Anybody in here still get food stamps? Boy, that little card. Oh, my God. I wish I still. I wish I still got him too, nigga.

I used to be selling my motherfucker of $60 on the dollar, nigga. Nigger what? You want to $80, I need $60. Oh. You want a haul. I need $80. You text. You're taxing.

You fucking right, nigga, that's money. Nick, that's money. What are you talking about? Nigger, I ain't never sell money. Once you fact then, the cost of inflation, you can't really get but like $45 for $100 worth of food. I don't give a foot. Don't buy nothing for me then. You just get $20 extra.

Fucker with me. Man, I never sold mine. I used to be in the motherfucking grocery store with the staying alive music walking when I play Buna dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Frost and flakes Don't don't do don't do don't do do don't do don't

No, well you got the car You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a fool stamps and I'm a buy it all Steaking chicken big ass bread You already know I'm a lose my head I got all the shit in my cart I don't know even where to start I'm gonna buy everything

Collar greens and chicken wangs When you get food stamps, nigga you know you're gonna get it a lot Get it a lot When you get food stamps you know Nicker you're gonna buy a whole lot What? Buy no lie What?

High, high, high, high, high Buy a whole lot Yeah, buy a whole lot What was your ass when I was buying food stamps? That shit crazy Using mine, that's what I was Wait, wait, you just made up a whole food stamp anthem Yeah, that's it.

That shit was hard That's what everyone, when you walk in the motherfucker You're talking store using your food stands. That's what you hear. Blu-don-don-da-don-don-don-don-don. But did you lie on your application to get them? Hell, no, yeah. Yeah, I did.

You most definitely did. You better. You can't tell the truth, nigga. They feel like you rich. They were like, how much money you make? Nigger, money. Nothing. Never made money in my life.

I told the motherfucker, I was homeless. You know where he had the nerve to ask me? What? Where you stay? I'm homeless. You know what I would I ask you? That's a trick question. You're homeless.

Where are you going to put all this food? Nick, what fuck wrong with you? You got to have mail in that dress, though. You got to have somewhere to send you mail. Black people, y'all stay woke. These goddamn schools that try to make it seem like you broke his hell. Like, I had to sign up. Like, I don't know how the fuck they do this shit.

I had to sign up my son for this program for him to catch the bus to the house. Because they got this shit where they try to drop all the kids off in Georgia. They try to drop all the kids off and, you know, like some grown-ups to me right there. Yeah. So I was like, shit, I don't want to keep going all the way to fuck down. want them to get dropped off at the house. I had to go in there and fill out this paper. This motherfucker is going to ask us,

where do y'all sleep? What? I didn't know how to answer the question. I was like, in the bed. But then I was like, yeah, in the bed. And he was like, well, where? In our house, motherfucker? What is wrong?

What time is it, man? Oh, no. It's time to get high. I'll tell you that. Yeah, yeah. Can we smoke in the church? Because God won't. to be sitting next to him.

Talk to him, brother. Yes, amen. I need a much. Talk to him, brother. I need every. We're about to pass a collection, played around. I need a three, five from everyone.

Eight ball. Is it about that time? White woman, eight ball, white woman. He said he wanted us to do family reunion, who wants us to do family reunion? Yes, nigg. Y'all want to play family reunion? This nigger want us to play all the old games.

Bro, you bull. Play connector four. Play twister. Hold on. He'll play high to seat. Dude, the nigger with the spotlight, got enough range. to go. Can he get everybody with the spotlight? Can you get all the way around the room?

The spotlight smoking, nigga. I know. We gotta hurry up for that bitch blow up. I don't tell. The goddamn spotlight smelled like somebody getting a perm back there. Ha ha ha ha. My boy in here dressing like he... Oh, this the nigga with the tie. You were talking about?

Yeah, that nigga Ty loser here around the neck. I don't tell the big shirt having that. You know your shit pulled a fit, ugly kid. Yeah, that nigga stressed out. That nigga losing weight in the goddamn throat area. damn throat area. Yeah. Shit,

we're gonna kick it off with this, nigger. The niggins skinned in hell, boy, he don't know what he got. Nika throat just disappeared. That nigger losing neck weight. Ugly like, kid. That nigger losing neck meat. Damn. Stand up, loose, Ty.

Oh, I wasn't even looking at him. I was looking at the nigger by eye. Don't fix it. Leave it loose. Turn around so the spot like you burn your ass. Turn around. And they got them old four headphones and shit. Hold up, wait a minute.

Oh, wait a minute, hello. All right, how I go? At the family reunion, who we introducing, who we introduce it. This my cousin Keith, and after this he might need a ride. And I know you might be surprised because he dressed like he managed your enterprise. At the family reunion. Sit down, nigger. You got no sports cards, no, glad I came out.

Oh, I found my niggins. Who you got? Hold up. Hey. Who we introduce. Fight of D.C. Who we introduce. At the family reunion.

Hey. I'm about to fuck with this nigger right here. Who we introduce it. Who we introduce it. This my cousin James and his home boy Pete. Before I did coming in, they used to buy all the cruduce. crack from me at the family reunion who we introduce it who we introduce it this my cousin south side and you know that he don't care he's selling dope all over a nap town and this fur came

off a bell at the family reunion who we introduce it get your ass up cuss get up cuss look this My cousin Charles, and I swear this shit is sad. I hate his shirt so much because he want to go to Hawaii back. At the family reunion. He ain't never been no else. Who we introduce it. He bought that shirt offline. Who we introduce it.

This my cousin, G. And he swear he is a star. Did you just do this? And he went to jail in 96 for stealing his grandma's VCR. At the family Reunion Hey, Ru'i and

what the fuck is this shit nigga? That nigga said Hey, come here nigga nigga told me to come here like this like I don't tell

no grown man and come in with no fucking niggins I put that pyrex on that mean I'm gonna shoot you where I'm from

Nick nigger to rock some up and then look all the niggas in that nudge in that did look like This is a job right here

that nigg said come here a nigga a nigga come in with no finger I owe you money hey I mean I've been for you come up

that's how that This gray strip on tell a girl he could bring on stage. Well, watched it. That's right. You got a job after this done. What's crap? Did I ever tell you the story about how I broke my wing? Man, I haven't been doing it all. I'd seen it, though.

We didn't had all the snacks you could believe. We'd had snacks before. You ain't never had some of these snacks we had. We used to have smacks. I loved the smacks. I love the smacks because they look like little bitty pussy. Used to get you a smack and you lick on the smack all the goddamn day. I remember one summer everybody had a smash. We just walking around with smack in our pocket. Pull that smack out, get the licking.

Boy, I tell you, that was some good shit right there. You see, y'all ain't got, y'all got little Cheerios and shit. That ain't shit. Man, I ever told you the story about how I lost my wing? I done did all the roach sprays. They used to have black flag, used to have a straw. We used to snort it. Niggas used to inject Ray when they first came out.

Niggas got immune. Now we've moved on. They got some new shit. The Orkin Man, he come through. He got that shit, that shit to put you on your ass. I thought I died. I was just stiff for two weeks. All my feeling came back.

My antenna kicked back in. I'm right back out of here. I'm telling him. That spider spray, oh, that's something special right there. something special right there. Made me spend a web. I ain't know what was coming out of my ass. I did some of that spotter spray had me making wells.

I said, well, you know what, I guess I'm Spider-Man. I started saving people, all type of shit. I swung off the refrigerator one time, say the bitch, she was on the eye of the stove, it was getting cut on, swooped in, say the bitch, that's how I fucked up my wing. Look here, did I tell you how I lost my wing? You know, we used to fuck on Rogers, raw dog. I ain't played?

She, you know me, Willie. I took a little piece of one of them little peels. She! I got in that fussy bitch like to jump out the room? Both my antennas stood up. That's how I broke my wing! West Crips! Thanks for checking us out on another episode of Roach Clips.

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you can get one of these dope Roche Motel hats. We'll see y'all next time peace. It's the after party? It is? In the ballroom? Hell yeah. Who's gonna be the DJ?

Not the nigga with this shirt. They got another one. Who to DJ? The nigga with his shirt? Bro, they got another one of these with nothing in it. We go in that bitch to act of No, look, this is why we can't smoke weed.

Because a black lady on this shit and irritate some shit, they'd be on her ass. She can't do nothing. This is a church. We're going to walk to the car. Yeah. Shout out to all the police officers in here who ain't going to do shit. They just needed that overtime. We fucking with y'all.

I asked the police for some help. Shit, I'm old, bro. There's some niggas right here. Still clocked in at work. Ain't clocked out. Damn. Yeah, hey, officer, go on put your pistols in the car. They're grown folks.

I won't complain. We ain't going to do shit tonight. I'm going to be singing that shit all night. Sing it one more time. You want to sing it one more time? You want to redeem your head? No, hell no. Don't that her coming back up.

Stop bullshitting all the time, bro. I want her to get a new song, man. So shit, well, she got to start off from the bottom and rise. Bro. As soon as she starts, she went straight to the tone. You bullshit. Show her how to do this shit, bro. She got to start from the bottle.

Show her how to do it. Hit one for the ladies one time, Hit one for the lady. Just one time. I'm gonna back you up, D.C., I'm gonna back you up. Whatever you wanna do, I'm gonna back you up. And I'm gonna stay here and just get the kick. Alright, you ready?

Look, this, no. You get the fuck out of our group. Ain't nobody coming to see you. Oh, this. No. Back up, baby. Nope. You already started.

She got one of them pouches, niggins. She got that pussy. She's trying to hide it with the little purse. You don't move and let us see that. You can see it. You can see it. Hell yeah. Ooh.

Yeah. One of the pouches thing, you ready. Which one? It clapped. A clump is a change pouch. Uh-uh. I can't. I'm scared.

You're so loud. Are you scared me? Oh, my God. She's going to scare, a nigga, not wonderful. Let me put their puss on you. Oh, I'm straight. Because I know we're going to get home and she's going to take their goddamn wig off and be like, so you still want the pussy or not?

Oh, man. I'm going to be like or not. Get out of our group. Get out of our group. We don't want you no more. We're good. We moved on. We moved on the big and bed.

Go ahead, baby. I'm just watching. What's you going to say? Leave. We good. No, you're not going to sing the same song. We know how to deal with drunk bitches. Trust me.

You're not going to sing the same. All you got to do, give up alcohol. Bro, hit that shit one one one time. Let's get the phone. Okay, you ready. Show them how to do it while you playing. My mind's telling me no. But my body,

my body's telling me. telling me yes I don't want to hurt nobody okay but I don't know the words I don't see nothing wrong but a little kangaroo pouch I don't see nothing wrong with a little kangaroo pouch I don't see nothing wrong with a Go ahead, Chico. When she came inside the room. What she's doing? I looked and then I zoomed in on that stomach that was hiding her cooch.

It was hiding her coochie. And then she took her panties off. Ooh, yeah. And her pussy was so soft. So I laid her down to hit from the side. What you tell them. Said I need someone, someone with a pouch like you. That shit, I don't know the words to.

Things I need someone with a pouch like you. Hey, we'd just be up here talking that shit. Much love to all the ladies. All the ladies in the building. Man, we live in an era where all the ladies is fake and shit just know that you good enough already, right now. Women, y'all are beautiful. You're good enough right now tonight.

You're beautiful. If you ain't got no ass, no titties, bitch, it's still beautiful, right? But see, I feel like everything you lack in God gave you something else in place of. You ain't got no big old titties, no big old ass, but guess what? Can't no bitch count money faster than you. Yep. Yeah. You might have bad skin, but guess what?

The bitch a good driver, though. The bitch, you're reliable. Edge is gone, but you can fight. Who else gonna help us drive to Arkansas? Hey, this shit's been to fall, my nigga. Hell yeah. Yeah, I told you I stopped sitting on this shit. That shit, that's about a break.

Shout out to all the black men who's still shaving their face with a razor. Fucking idiots. You hate life. Nigger, your face is going to be. Got stupid bumps on your face. Yeah, your shit bumping before you even finish shaving. What do we eat that? I'm about ready to smoke.

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We've got to say thank y'all for coming out and supporting this event. Mo Dev! Coming out and supporting us. We fuck with y'all. We fuck with y'all. We comedians. We could have easily just came in this bitch and just stood on stage by herself and tell jokes, but that's what the 85 South Show is all about.

You know, us getting together. Doing crowd petition, page. O.G. You about to go, OG. Yeah. That nigga knees bad to the motherfucker. You gone. Nigger blood pressure and dropped.

And they got to put some goddamn oil on their knees. The motherfucker ain't moving two hours. He's like, come on, bitch. He's still on house arrest. He got to get home. Who? Hey, yeah. Who?

Me? Yeah. I'm Carlos Miller. Uh-oh. Tell her who the fuck you is. Man, hey, my name, my name Carlos Miller. I'm from Oxley. Yeah.

I'm from Oxford, Mississippi. Hey, man. I don't do shit but talk shit and have a big dick, and I brought it with me. Yeah. Yeah. That nigga had a stroke two times. Yeah. That nigga had a scroll twice.

I know what going on. That nigga said, call on this shit. Hey, man. I know a nigga had a stroke. That nigga on curve. This nigga right here is off the chains. Chigo, this nigga really came up here and spit his rhyme anyway. Yep.

This niggas sound like he got shit in his throat. Sit your old ass down for your fat ass choke. I mean, damn. Fuck wrong with you. Nigger looked like you take care of pets at the zoo. You're looking real crazy on stage with us. Talking about you want an old school rhyme bust. But we do this shit off the top of the dome.

I bet you back old furniture at your home. Yeah. Look at your collar. The shit's so loose, make a nigga want to holler. Yeah Don't get shot Looking like you got the same shit Trick Daddy guy

I said Chico Let me in one time So I can kick me A old school rhyme I'm the type of nigga That's the problem solver This is the type of nigga They'd be hanging with your father

Outside in the yard Drinking beers Talking about I used to be the shit A lot of years ago Ogo Yeah Little shirts

Sit your way as down Before we make this shit Hurt Yeah make this shit hurt You know what it is You and DJ need to switch shirts my d-a-a-nigna walk like that look at them boots they from the 1920s i know you ain't got no money yeah no it stunk got the true religion jeans out of african's trunk sit

your ass down i know you're bullshitting yeah she goes yeah you ever say glory yeah that's the boots denzil washington ran away to get yeah he went to get some boots uh that i am legend boots Nah, you know what them is? What? That's them goddamn Tuskegee Airmen's, nigger. That niggas got on them goddamn. Tuskegee Airmen boots. That don't boss got out of here.

Get your red-tailed boots having ass to fuck out of here. That's the boots that you wear to correct your knees. That nigga got on, that's them hard bottom boots, nigga, like he was learning how to walk again. I told you the niggins I had to scroll twice. That's them boots they give you after you got shot and you start walking again. Hey, Chico, them the boots that you wear when you had to wear them braces on your leg. Yeah, and they got them Forrest Gump boots on. Run, nigger.

Run, forest, run. Okay, this is too much. Y'all not going to talk about the old nigger like that. Because if it weren't for niggas like him, it wouldn't be no niggas like us. You're right. We need niggas like that. We need niggas and shit

and run off and leave us and to be, you know. To figure it out on our own. Shout out to all the old niggas who didn't raise their kids and now we're doing better than you. Motherfucker. Nigel want a relationship bad and fuck son. No. No.

Like he said, no. No. Nigger getting mad at you. You want to do your father like this? You see me out here hurting. Fuck you, nigga. Stay hurt. My niggas who don't know their dad

and don't let them trick you. They're going to show up and claim. Don't let them come back in your life. They're going to claim. You know that that whole comedy shit. I was big on entertainment. Back in the day, I was the singer. They lie.

They lie. Nope. Where the after party yet? It's across the hall. What did you say? The after party at? Across the hall. Yep.

I guess. They ain't coming to the after party. They're in love right there, boy. Do they got a repay? Boy, I'm fitting to fuck the shit out. Do they got a repay to go to the after party? No, I hope they don't make y'all repay. If you got good tickets.

Why, could you dance, that nigga? That nink gonna be on the stage. They're going to be like, nah, I'm scraped, bro. You know what that nigg is stripped to? That nink going to come out the goddamn, motherfucker. Remember that rome? That rome. going strip to every time I see your face it makes me want to sing and every time I think

about your love it drives me crazy tell me what's wrong and they're gonna be like with your boyfriend how come on he holds the key to your heart baby that that nigger right They can't wait That nigga right they're gonna strip to all the old goddamn say I'm never keeping secrets girl I'm never telling like I want to make it up to you Oh shit, man, bro, we gotta get the fuck out of it We do man Hey but before we go do us in favor if you don't know what the 85 South show is go check us out on YouTube, man

Y'all check us out Man we gotta get a video with the NapTown hold up hold on hold on we don't get a video I gotta get a video. I ain't gonna get my phone. Ladies, if you just wanna live life, you wanna get that pussy, fuck with ya boy. Yeah, man.

If you just wanna be like, I ain't never fucking on framing, niggas. Hey, fuck with your boy. I'm totally tired of pussy. I just want somebody I could just sit up and talk to tonight about aliens. Just live life, man. Let's talk about aliens, conspiracy theories.

Just live life, man. Like, I need a lady I can get deep with. Like, how the fuck they be. finding dinosaurs that six million years old but jesus was only here 2,017 years ago we need to do some math where the fuck did we really come from let's talk about that no i'm just bullshit what we doing nigger we don't have no fan you better stop playing i'll stand up real quick stand up real quick we're gonna do the video shout out and we're gonna get the fuck out of here yeah everybody everybody stand i'm just saying i would dance here about that fucking shit stand up me too

I definitely want. That shit comes with benefits, ladies, like traveling, get the fuck out of nap time, you know, shit like that. You got to fuck with him. I don't pay no bill, though. All we're going to do is read the Old Testament. I can send you to an African that are fuck with you. I suck a titty or two, but that's about as far as I'm going. Shit, not me.

I didn't took my dick off the market. Can't even have it no more. I ain't out here getting away dick. It's about to be 2018. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. How are we going to do this shit? Hold on this shit like that. So when I asked Nap Town, did you have a good ass time?

Y'all just make some noise in this motherfucker, right? All right. Uh-oh, what's you going to say, Cheap? Hold on, there we go. Take that goddamn spotlight off, nigga. We don't put the fucking lights on, nigga. There we go. Cut the light off, cut the spotlight all, nigga.

Oh, damn, man. All right. So here we go. Hey, stand in front of the spotlight. Somebody block that spotlight, please. I'm telling you, man. There you go. Appreciate you, nigga.

Appreciate you a bit, dog. God, damn. So here we go, man. We are in the motherfucking naptown. I got Carlos Miller right here. I got DC on fly. Hey, Nattown, y'all fuck with us, man. Y'all fuck with us, man.

Base is me! This nigga crazy, man. I'm just going to repost Chico video. Yeah, I'm going to do that shit, too. Get your rough-ass voice out of you. That nigga happened to scrote right now. Sound like you ate a sandwich with some nails on it. That nigga having to scroll right now.

And we're going to the after party right over here. Oh, yeah, we definitely going to go to the after party. We got some 85 South Show merch for sale. Make sure you highlight us. Support some of the vendors out in the hallway. Shout out to Ike. Shout out to everybody involved. Shout out to Joe Chad.

J.O.M. My man Craig. D.C. Young Fly. Chico Bean. Y'all add us on social media. All that. Okay, y'all. The after party is $5 if you don't have your VIP ticket.

$5 if you don't have your VIP ticket. Meet and greet right out front. Y'all keep it going for all the comedians you see tonight does far. Give it up for them. Freshman in here makes some noise. Y'all in here. Y'all in here. First homecoming.

Sophomores, where you're at? You know what's about to happen. The turn are about to happen. Juniors in here make some noise. Nigger, what do you have on? This nigger got on a snuggie. The nigger got on his mama house called, Come on, baby.

Just come sit down. This nigga here. What are Greek sitting here? A.K.A. makes a noise where y'all at? One more time. A.K.A. is where you at? See, it's moving around. It's moving. moving. Delta's where you're at. Delta's where you at. She's still holding. I know you. You just

got the sign up. She's just like, I'm in here. I ain't got enough breath to do all that open right now. I've been working all week. Let me see. Let me see. Zetas. We got some Zetas in here. Gone, girl, with the baby. Gone girl. You still. You still. You still. Still rampant. Let me see who in. Where the Q's at? Got some Q's in him. Oh you.

Oh you. Oh you. He'd been hanging around the old Q's. He still got this shit up. He just, you know what it is. Cues let you know right when you get to the school, especially they let you know what they're about. They let me know my freshman year. I ain't know who they was when I got this.

Niggas just hopping with the shirt off smelling like outside. Niggas have barbecues, no utensils. They're out there turning the meat over with their hand and shit. Say, you're a nigga crazy. They got little steps and shit that you know what they're about. They come right out, first day of school. We're going to take, yo, bitch, all right, all right, we're going to fuck. Yo, bitch.

I'm like, whoa, I just got here. I just got, I just got here. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, my bad. My bad. Oh, okay. My bad.

That was one. She came. She moved quick. I didn't know what was happening. I was like, oh, it's about to start stepping. I was, oh. I got a lot of time. Let me see you in here.

Who in a relationship makes a noise? Let me see that one more time? Who in a relationship makes it all? If you're sitting with the person you in a relationship makes me know a number got smaller. Number got smaller. 2017 could be your year. You can get you a man, you get you a woman. This could be your year.

A couple things you got to do. Start with these ladies. Ladies, we love you. This could be your year. A couple of things brothers been asking for. We ain't even mad that you can't cook this year. We ain't even mad about that. Simply ask and just know how to make our plate.

You know how to make that plate. Don't you like chicken? You like chicken, right? Don't you like macaroni? Don't you like macaroni? Hey, don't you like greens? Love greens. I don't like everything on my plate to taste like greens.

Stop being lazy. Take time. Scoop that green juice sauce. Stop letting it touch everything on the plate. Then you want to ask me how stuff tastes. How the macaroni tastes? Taste like greens to me, baby. That's what it tastes like.

I like deviled eggs. Don't you like devil eggs? Love deviled eggs. Eat two or three. of them right away. I broke over this one girl. She's going to put my devil's eggs on my plate and put it in the microwave on three minutes. Yeah. I throw the deviled egg in my mouth. I don't burnt the whole top of my mouth out. I'm chewing mouth skin. Crazy. A couple things we ask you to do. Fellas. One thing going to help you keep a woman. It ain't money. It ain't good

grades. Got to know how to go downtown and hook these women up. Stop holding back. 2017. You got to go down town and hook these women up down here. You can see, it's a clap in the back. We got a slow clap. One girl's like, yes, tell them. Tell them, I can't take it no more. Gotta go down there and do it. If you do it right, it should sound like a roller coaster ride going to the top.

You in there, you're doing your thing. Ooh, oh, oh, oh, don't stop, I'm about to kill me. You down there, I know so long your mouth, I think out to lock jaw, you can't even breathe. Especially she got this little extra piece of stomach right here and get caught in your face. You'd be like, oh, oh, you just keep going anyway. I'm licks get further and further apart. Only thing that can help that when you get in that situation, fellas, it's homecoming. You got to go up, you got to get that kiss.

I went up one time. I tried to kiss this woman. She turned her head like she didn't know where I just came from. I came up. She's talking about, no, I'm good, I'm good. I'm like, wait a minute. You don't want to see what you serve in the streets? This is you.

What's you turning your head for? Like I've been in a foreign place or something This is you. You don't know where? I said, that's fine. I ain't even sweaty. I wanted to go put my meat in. She's going to tell me, oh, we need to be safe. You need to put the condom on. I'm like, for what? I didn't swallow the disease already. Oh, you know what it is. When your throat starts closing up, you can feel it. Uh-uh, it's something in there. Uh-uh. You start calling for help for people. You don't know.

Help me, please. Barack, Michelle, somebody, anybody. My throat is closing up. You can't even talk when you get to class the next day. You walk in. I don't know what the hell is going on to my throat. Somebody get this, but I throw this swollen shut. You done. Got to use protection? Got to. He said it earlier.

You're going to find yourself in the clinic like I did. Sophomore year. In there. Bad. You in that clinic, it's rough. I tried to schedule my appointment on a Saturday when nobody would be there at the school. I come in, the lady in the clinic,

she want to be extra. I'm in there trying to get my life together. I walk up to the little screen. walk up to the window. The window got the little thick glass with the speaker. I said, I need to talk to somebody. Got a little situation. I'm feeling kind of weird down there. She said, what seemed to be the problem? I said, I got a little situation down there. I need to see somebody. What's wrong? He itching or burning or both? I said, wait a minute.

Would you please stop talking loud? She said, if he itching and burn and go sit on this over here and so like this clipboard. I was like, all right, I'm just going to sit down. I thought I was good. Nobody was going to see me. In walks, the girl that I've always had a crush on since the freshman year. Tanya. Tanya Fleming. She walks in.

I said, all, she's seen me. She's going to tell everybody I got the sizzle meat. I'm done. Because once the rumor get out that you got the sizzle meat, you're out of there. So I'm trying to hide, keep my head down. I see her go up to the window. I'm like, this is it. She's going to see me in here.

She's going to tell everybody. All I hear is, oh, you itching and burning, go sit over there next to him. I said, yes! We made it for a whole six months after that. I figured, what's gonorrhea plus gonorrhea? They ain't more gonorrhea. Hey, made it work. Got to make it work.

College, you got to be about being honest, man. Fellas, you can't lot of these women in college no more. Tell them the truth. Here's why. According to the USA Today, a sister's report was done about the college statistics, the ratio of women to men. They say it is 160 million women in this country and only 120 million men. That means 40 million women ain't going to get no man. I don't care what your past to say.

With numbers like that, that's what, 20 to 1? Oh, but wait, fellas, it gets better. So it's for every one of you is 20 different women. But wait, it gets better. He's done to a relationship. He for his 20 women, so now it's 40 to 1. All the way, it gets better. Homeboy over here, he flunked out of school.

He was trying to sell drugs. He for his 20 women, now it's 60 to 1. Then you've got to think about it. You've got gay dudes in college. Gay dude can't be gay by itself. Both of them for their 20 women, now it's like 100 to 1. With numbers like that, you've got to tell them the truth. You've got to tell the truth.

Because you've got to understand. If you lie to a woman, she got stuff you don't got. She got stuff you don't have. Every woman in here got a best friend. is ready to ride or die for them. See? See this? We ain't got that, fellas. They're ready to ride or die. Every woman in here got that Keisha in their life.

That one woman that's on 10 all the time. Your girl ain't even that mad. Keisha ready to kill somebody over your relationship. Oh, they let you know right off the bat. They're there for their best friend. They ready to go all the way there. You know who Keisha is. She's, oh, that's what it is. Okay, that's a problem. Second thing women got that you ain't got, fellas. They got intuition.

They got a gift from God. Let them know when we're on something that ain't we're supposed to be on. When we're messing up, God snitch on us. I made a mistake. College. Lied to my girl, told her I was going to be studying late in the library. In fact, I was on the other side of campus at the little bar having chips and salsa with another chick that I liked.

I'm thinking I'm getting away with it until intuition kicked in. She in the room folding clothes, watching TV. That's when they hit her. She was like, ooh, what is the guy? Ooh. Ooh, what is it, Jesus? Speak to me right now. Ooh, City, Easta, Papa.

Ooh, Father, what is it, Jesus? Ooh, speak to me, God. Ooh. Ooh, I see chips and salsa, God. Leave me there, Jesus. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, ooh.

Billy's on the other side of campus with another woman. Nappy, had half with a lace front. Get my keys, get my purse. Who she called right out the back. Kisha, call Kisha right up. Kisha, girl, I need you. I don't know where Billy at, but I think he's doing something. He ain't supposed to.

Here come Kisha on 10. Don't even worry about it, girl. I'm outside. Come downstairs. Come downstairs. I read my horoscope today. It said real women got to do real things. I am here. He going to learn he can't cheat on us like that. When I got in the relationship with both of y'all. Oh, now it's bad. Both for them in the car. Neither one of them been to church. My girl start to pray off. Dear Lord Jesus, Father God, just help me. I'm lost. I'm confused. Here come Keisha on 10.

Dear Lord Jesus, Father God, strike this fool, Billy down for the stuff he did to my girl because my girl is a one good chick. You're like, is she over cussing in her prayers? Jesus, like, I did not approve this. message. Oh, now it's bad. Now it's the one to Facebook. You see the Facebook status. It's super crazy, but it's still spiritual at the end. The status start off, first of all, to the woman that's out here running around with my man at Billy Surrells. I want to let you know. Hashtag you ain't got no home training. Hashtag I ought to beat you down when I see you. Hashtag me and my girl, Keisha. Hashtag right at our friends since day one. Hashtag we ain't tripping no. Hashtag way. Hashtack, Mayweather. Hashtar. We're going to do what we got to do.

But I ain't tripping though because I can do all things through Christ. His strength is big. Jesus is like I did not approve this message now you're done I'm confused I don't know what to do my dad didn't hit me on the inbox on Facebook he said hey boy they got you jammed up what you're going to do I say I don't know I'm stuck I'm trying to get out of there trying to leave but I can't get my check from the waitress the waitress ain't going to bring my check I'm like I know she's seen me I'm asking for my check I just didn't know that the waitress friends with my girl on Facebook said seeing the status update and I already had replied to it she said oh girl I got it right here what we want

I'm going to hold this check till you get here. We got to do what we got to do. Hashtag real women do real things. My daddy hit me right back on the inbox. He was like, hey, boy, get out of there. The waitress ain't on it, too. Escape. Code 10.

Code 10. Escape. I'm out of there. Done. Too late. My girl walked right in. You know when women mad, you already know when they're mad when they turn their head to the side like this.

She was saying nice stuff, but she was saying it a mean way. Wow. Really? Really, though? Really? Really? Really? Really? Wow. Really? This chick, really?

Wow. Here come Keisha right behind. Really, though. This bitch, really? Wow. That's cool, though. Do you? Ain't nothing like when you get confronted. You ain't got no words. My girlfriend asked me the magical question. She said, if you don't got nothing to hide, let me see your phone in. When a girl asked to see your phone, it's like you get stabbed in the club and you don't know who did it. Let me see your phone.

Let me see your phone. You want to throw away all we got over the phone? I'm sitting there stuck. I don't know what to do. She's asking for my phone. I know if she'd get my phone when I'm out of there. I got my phone like this. Oh, that's what you want?

You want to see this phone? Let me see your phone. Forget this phone. Forget this phone. I'm trying to destroy the evidence. I think I got away with it. I just didn't know Keisha went to ICDC College with a degree in TVVCR repair.

She then superglued my phone back together two weeks later. that they're scrolling through all my messages. Duh, don't lie. Tell the truth. 85. 85. 85. 85, hide, hide.

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