The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - GIGI LEFLAIR in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

Hilarious comedian Gigi LeFlair joins the 85 South Show crew. The group shares uproarious stories and debates about relationships, family, and Southern culture.   || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleigh...tyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:55 We are hip-hop. Yeah. Yeah. That's the shit that piss me off. You're gonna drink you know. Yeah, because you can't dress. Nick, I'm probably the first, one of the first niggins to put the jerse with the-holds. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:07 With the cap-hoots. Right. Why you got on young people clothes? Nick, they're my clothes. My fucking, y'all was sourced up back in the day, though. Ben had custom shit. Oh, that shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Airbrush. Closed airbrush from head to toe. Okay. What era did it change when you were like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like. I love Dope Boy. Dope Boy style. I just admire that shit since growing up. When did he change from the like the D to 3 strike shit
Starting point is 00:03:34 when you're like, oh, these nigger wear a pelly, with the with the duck head and all that shit. When that shit comes in. You know how young drove well. Tucked in shirt, the shirt tucked in with the hat. No, young drove well polo. Right. Dope boys always did that.
Starting point is 00:03:49 It's like a genre that wear shit you ain't posted to wear. Right. You get what I'm saying? They're all the people that could afford that. you get to a certain level of buying dope like we're selling dope you just buy like old rich white man clothes absolutely you ain't because you don't want to look like a judge girl right you like fuck around and see a a nigga talking about yeah a nigga that's that Tommy Bahama nigga y'all don't know that bad that shit what's like what was right what was right under polo that you don't hear too much about though With Nautica.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, hold on. Oh, hold on. You really know what you know. Nautica really lit. Nautica really lit. Nautica really lit. We got Nautica and not a competition. Right.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Right. And not a competition. Come on. That ain't never heard of Nautica competition. That was the sporting boat clothes, right? And that was about 15. What the hell are you that, dix, boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Big Gonesmith. Yeah. Yeah. He was at the fisherman. That was that on that. What was that was dealers for us? You go in dealers, you get you some nautica. You get just sporting and the boating clothes.
Starting point is 00:05:02 And I mean, we dress, we dressed like we on a yacht and we outside in red hair. Macies was like sex feels for me. Yeah, Macy's is the shit. I fuck with Macy's. We were more than there. Macy's. My folks are going to squeeze my hand tight and tell me don't you drag them. Uh-uh, we're going to burglary to.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Burlington. Burlington. No it don't. No idea. What? You get hell of p coats for the low. That's a coat factory. Why are we shopping in a Coke factory?
Starting point is 00:05:27 But you got to understand. You're looking for jeans in a coat factory. But that's okay because you got to understand that they're more than a red coat. You know? Nobody was. They're too young. They're watching that.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Look at that this guy's going to buries. Buying jeans in a coat in a factory. There's a nigga probably I never bought a coat out of burglings. I bought a coat out of burgers. Well, that whole top, flowing green broad. You should meet the brough.
Starting point is 00:05:49 None but coats. Damn. Cokes and baby scrollers. Even when I was fucked up, I had to be all the way fucked up to go to Burlington. Hold on a bit. Hold on the bad. When Burlington first came out. Burlington was like, what?
Starting point is 00:06:07 When Burlington first hit the streets, when they were Burlington. Come on, man. Wait a minute. He had a way better life than never left out on his cap. The Burlington was never that, never. What you mean? Like high end or wasn't tricky? It was Mayfield for us, you hear me?
Starting point is 00:06:22 They had to run. Yes. It had a run. When Burlington first came out. They had academic. I went in there and got a triple-fat goose coat. And that shit was so hard. It's not even that shit.
Starting point is 00:06:32 That was like NYC. That was like NYC. You can find some power. You think it's just started getting money when I first had. You didn't just started getting money. Y'all just thought. Mm-mm. Burlington was never that.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I'm not going to sit on my platform and let these motherfuckers manipulate you into believing that Berlinson was that. It wasn't. It was. Everybody who shot their birthday for their birthday. Oh, my. Had a few things. For your birthday.
Starting point is 00:06:59 And get your Easter and Sunday Snoke at that motherfucker. Everybody. And the baby scrolling. Absolutely. Once you think about it, that was a baby Walmart. No, it wasn't. It was nothing like Walmart. Now, D.C., now, you're pushing it.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Don't, don't get it. Without the electronics. No. Don't get it carried away. No. That's a feeling. It's a Walmart. It's a feeling.
Starting point is 00:07:16 When you walked in a husband? You like, it's that feeling. But it ain't that. You're wrong. You're like, I'm going to buy somebody here. You're like, I'm a bought somebody here. Right. That bird, you see them lights and shit.
Starting point is 00:07:26 It was a hella big. You know what? Don't trust no stole with a lot of registers. Now that I see that, because Bergerton had like 15 registers. They was getting money. No, nigga. When you go to a mall and all, like, Saxville, they got like three. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Why you need 15? Why? It's a lot of sales going on in here. They had a lot of sales. They had a lot of sales. Y'all had be packed, though. That was, that was some marketing shit. It ain't never been a need for 15 registers at Burlington.
Starting point is 00:07:56 That's true. Never. You don't need that me. Only place that need 15 registers is motherfucking T.J. Max. No, Walmart need more records to show. Walmart, they out of pocket. I went to a Walmart. They got all self-checkout.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I'm like, they don't know what the fuck going on. But you got to work at Walmart to shop at Walmart. And I'm not, I didn't vote for that. I didn't either. I'm not putting this shit in the bag. I don't like working. I don't need like when they tell me to put it in a bag and I already put it in the bag. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Like, bitch, you want me to. I ain't. steal this shit in there. Now that's what I don't like. I don't like when you scan your shit, then you go over to put it in the car. They try to make it scene like you stealing and it'd be like, wait for the canned shit, bitch, ain't gonna be. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:08:35 No, don't do that. They're gonna tell you put the item in the bag. Bitch, I got to do that next, I mean. They want to feel the weight. Don't lie on me. I don't think that's gonna work for Walmart fan base though. You gotta watch the niggas that go on the Walmart. I like how y'all brought this up.
Starting point is 00:08:51 He brought this up. Did you see what niggas did to Target? Killed 12.6 billion of them dollars. Did we really do that, though? Yes, yes. Because I ain't go to Target, though. I ain't been to Target in a minute. Don't right.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I ain't been going to target, but I did like a cup of time. But I made sure that they ain't get a lot of money. It was like $2. I was like, I ain't fin to get a lot. I'm going to get some golf. I'm going to come in here. You got to pee. I had to pee that you got bathroom, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:21 I agree. You know, I ain't gonna buy shit I'm a huge bathroom any, but... You said they do that bathroom but not too much. I just let y'all know 12.6 billion.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Bro, we really run shit. And that ain't nothing but three pounds of fucking sandals out of the because Target high and fail. Why don't we don't got no grocery stowed up? Because I wouldn't go down.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Yeah, but what I'm saying, why? We wouldn't go there. We do. They burn them down and they kill our cross. Every time. You look up all odd crops drive and look across the street, that shit sprung.
Starting point is 00:09:55 You're like, what happened? A nigga ain't spray shit on them? Only on this out, her. Nick, I wanted to answer so bad. I asked chat GPT one time, and them niggas gave me a real answer. What does that say? It was like it ain't meant for black people to have all that type of shit in America on that type of time, with grocery stores and all that.
Starting point is 00:10:11 He's like, it's not favorite for y'all to have that. And I'm like, damn, I didn't think the motherfucker chat GPT was going to tell me. Chat GPT. I asked the real question. Your shit keeping it. real? Yeah. It did on my mama. That's all I'm like, shit. I appreciate it. And they got a revolutionary check. And they got a parent-affiricism chat. I got a war figure. I got a parent-Africanism chat.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Damn. I'm like, race is not a factor. I'm like, oh, boy, check the field off, man. Yeah, I keep talking to her. They know who the fuck up. Hey, don't be lying to me. I'm going to keep asking the same question. Hey, real talk, I feel like they keep, they don't invent some shit where they're going to tell me this is my damn phone. This is my shit. They invented some shit where it just told the truth is going to backfire. Hey, man, the nigga who made me really don't fuck them, y'all. Now, see, that's the one that's going to really fucking walk for.
Starting point is 00:11:01 D.C. He's planning something. Get ready. People are always asking for the truth. You fuck around to get too much truth, though. That can't be good for you. No, I ran into, I ran into, what's that nigga name, Mark. The one that ran into.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Where do you be here just running to Mark? No, I ran into that nigga in the Bay, though, on my mom at Kevin Harsho. I believe you. What I'm saying is, you know, they start that shit out there in the bay, Facebook and all that shit. But you don't see that nigga out there. Well, I'm saying, I've seen him. How did he was? He was like, no, he was cool by I asked that nigga for a pick.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I ain't going to lie because I'm like, nigga, if I take a picture with this, nigga, I'm finned it. How he was? He was like, I can't take a pick. Because he's not anybody to know he alive, nigga. Yeah, and I understand. I'm like, I'm like, if I was you, I'll be moved just like you too. He's like, what time. Yeah, but I'm like, man, I'm like, bro, you got to be a cold nigger to just be like,
Starting point is 00:11:51 He knows some shit about them pictures that your ass don't know. I know. That's what I'm saying. But every time I see the nigga on, like, an interview or something, they always, you ever seen the shit where they'd be like, this nigga might be a robot? If you watch him, this nigga don't move like a motherfucker hell. He was right.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Like, I didn't can't turn his head. He got turned his whole body and shit. You know what I said? Regular security guard. It wasn't, niggas look a hell of buck. He was a guy. He was with a female and she was with her. She was a robot, too.
Starting point is 00:12:17 There were 30 niggas in the crowd. He was a robot family. Fuck with that nigga. That shit going to come. come out of his ad like Terminator and set that whole bitch on fun. If I was somewhere and I saw Mark Zuckerberg, I could scare in the motherfuckers. No, I ain't going to lie.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I like, I don't even walk up on motherfuckers. I don't be giving a fuck. Kind of security in that motherfucker. This is one of the richest motherfuckers in the world. You're talking about he would a regular looking motherfucker. But the shit that he'll do to a bitch that fuck with Mark Zuckerberg will make you be like, just to make him on his app. No, you weren't.
Starting point is 00:12:48 That's what I'm saying. He know that. He know that. He's like, nigga, because if you take a picture with that nigga, be like, bro, I don't fuck with this. That nigga got a M-Space picture on his app. Yeah. You fuck around and upload that picture
Starting point is 00:13:00 and it just be you on that bitch. He just got to put it up on the chocolate juice. That they got the AI shit. It won't let him be posted. Nigger put me in that motherfucker. I'm like, I wasn't there. I was not there. I was not there.
Starting point is 00:13:18 That nigg is so powerful. I'm like, I'm like, I. I hate that. I said I sent him that Kevin Harshow. That's crazy that you met Mark Zerger's right. And he just dropped that rand. I ain't going to lie, though. I'd probably been sneaking. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at all each and every one of you.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Nah, because how he moves you were all. Saying his name right. And y'all know Bootsie changed that man named to Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg. I ain't going to fuck one because he might not like that shit. He might not like that shit. You know what? I never like that.
Starting point is 00:13:46 You know, A.5. I don't tell them. Mark Zuckerberger? He don't like that shit. He was cool, though. I ain't going to speak about. And he got all that money. Who knows that Zuckerberg? I like how you clean that out.
Starting point is 00:13:55 No, that nigga was moving. I like how you clean that all. That would have shocked me because I know it would have scared me because I don't know if y'all remember. Comedy Central had this comedian. This motherfucker looked exactly like George W. Bush. Y'all remember him? The nigga who used to be at all the roast and shit. It's a lot of white.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I'm talking about. He looked just like George Doug. He was one that was at one. Bro. The nigga a comedian. I'm at the show one night. I'm about the whole. They're ghosted cats.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Right. Ain't nobody there. I'm just sitting outside smoking a blunt. Bro, I look around the corner. This nigga out there by itself. And I'm like, ain't no motherfucking way George W. Bush out here by himself, niggins. Man, that shit had me shook until I started talking to him. And he talked just like George W. Bush, he had the same little man.
Starting point is 00:14:39 I was like, boy, this is some crazy shit. Yeah. And you were smoking. And you were smoking like, in the motherfucking. I don't even know if it's the real him or not. Right. But what let me know it wasn't, though, is when he grabbed the bull. blunt and he hit that mothful man this shit crazy no that ain't the bush that ain't the
Starting point is 00:14:56 bush or it is it but he looks sorry it's that's how he can be bobbed around like nigga these niggas think i ain't gonna hit the blunt so that's why i'm a hit it because these niggas ain't you feel me man somebody always watching their ass you guys they're gonna put the truth in front of you to make you think it's a lot of time he's all been on tamsie jill w bush out that smoker with comedian collo them i don't know what the truth is no movie that's the scary part because i Be up late night on TikTok and shit. Go on the little black. You know you like one of them videos.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Now your whole algorithm. This is going to show you the woke niggas, man. I don't know what's real no goddamn mo. Me? I didn't mind my business. When the niggas say you can walk to Africa through the Grand Cain, that's when I turk my shit off. I turned my off after that.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I couldn't take no mom. Y'all think his build is going to get up? I think he's going to get up. Umar? Yeah. Hell no. You know, back the bill is getting up. You know what I'm disappointed in this nigga.
Starting point is 00:15:46 They ain't going to let him get it in. Man, niggas been standing U-Mah money for 20 years. That's why I'm disappointed, J-O. I always got time for Dr. U-Maw's playing. I don't have time for Dr. Umar's funny. What you mean? I'm bad at U-Mah. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:15:58 You think he's lying? You think I don't want to say lying. Oh, wow. Not paired African-Mism. Come on, he ain't lied. Come on, he's got to have hope on the black mother. He just, he just don't take some time. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:16:13 You know, I find my business. How long have you been to step the money? It's been like. 20 years. They said they froze his account. Listen, 20 years! God damn! Ah!
Starting point is 00:16:26 Dr. Umar right here. Not paying African-ness up. That's the fucking frown! No. No. We want the builder to get up, Loz. He said the accounts is froze. When that big lady came to Dr. Umar's show
Starting point is 00:16:41 and walked down to the front of the stage and said, he ain't my pussy last night. I was like, nah, this school ain't open. They ain't open that damn school, bro. And to me, that's community sons. So that's why I spend something like to do. They're open to school, man. And he called the poo nanny still.
Starting point is 00:16:57 That's how you know the nigg is. You're a young man. You ain't, you ain't had no poo nanny. Yeah, that's O-G. That's O-G. That's O-G. That's a old-G. That's a hush.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Yeah, I didn't have to sleep in. She let me see. She let me see. She let me sleep in, I'm sleeping. I'm like, yeah, just bring it on over them. But it ain't up in it, no. Can God that hell. I stood up in it, but I tried to take it with me, but she's like, no, I said, you were
Starting point is 00:17:19 wrong with it. He lied. He said, he had no puny. At this, the nigger that had some kootie cat, but he ain't had no puny. He definitely has a kootie and I think we're not no poo nanny. Fuck with koochie. That's what you start off with koochie. No.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Upgrade the pussy. Yeah, okay. I think I have some kutty cat. You start with the kooch and you upgrade the pussy. Mm-hmm. You go from there. You upgrade the pussy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Pussy is the lusty. You should. You should not. Pussy is valuable. Right. Pussy is like, man, you know what you're doing. You got a level of standards like you know what you're doing. You're like, I'm getting pussy, pussy.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Coochie is like, you hitting Coochie. Like, Coochie don't mouth. Yeah, you just sitting in front of the back with your shirt up. You still are you hit the coochie. That's cool. You hit the coochie. That's cool. You got to get naked.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Hold on bitch. We have to do some gross shit. I hit all the shit you say, I hit Coochie, all that, just like that. Same way, I hit Coochooch push, all that. Kuket, what's my call, what's my call. Kooke, cooze, I was like, like, and they ain't got no decorum. And they're talking, you know, he's butt-eyed neck.
Starting point is 00:18:23 You gotta get naked for some pussy. You're like, yeah, don't worry right. You don't want to go. Oh, you don't want to get right. No sock. No sock. No sock. Straight.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Maw fucking toe grip in the cart. Mm. That niggas been spent a night. Spending the night. That nigga don't plan on put your clothes on. You got to throw the covers off you or anything. You're just straighting in the covers with that pussy. Get intimate, man.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Get your ass up. You're put your fuck. Now get your ass up. That was some poochie. You get naked all the time. You get naked all the time. Hell no. Hey, man, why you got something?
Starting point is 00:19:10 No. Get you're getting naked. Pause, B. Come on. Yeah, I'm gonna get a cuttack. You better not. Oh, I'm gonna get neck on some pussy. She might not give you the coochie and you get butt naked.
Starting point is 00:19:24 That's too. What did you do? Why are you naked, bro? You had her job. You had her job and you're naked. Why are you butt-booty-ass naked like this? That nigga had a job and he's naked. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Get a bit of a bit fired. It's a nigga that naked, who? For sure they're about to walk this bitch out. I'm telling you. Oh, that's stupid, man. That's hell of funny, Barry. They're going to touch your shoulder when she go back and sit at that dead. You got to be comfortable with somebody to get naked.
Starting point is 00:20:09 That's a level of trust. It's a real trust. It's a real tough. It's a long time for I was just like, woo. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:18 You everything. I feel like that was a setup. You ain't gonna take your clothes off. This ain't my lesion. This is my leg. What you need to see is my knees and my ass. That is it. You don't need to see nothing now.
Starting point is 00:20:29 You don't need to see my knees. All you need to see my knees and my hat. That's it. You want to see my leg for. Come on, man. You're hitting everybody like a lot. Listen. Like, it's a visual of this nigga
Starting point is 00:20:46 actually showing the bitch's ass. Look, you shoot his ass. You shoot his ass. That's all you get. But you know that video of that monkey and when they scratch the monkey like, Hey, bro, that's all you're going to get, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:59 I'm trying to keep you, bro. Hell no. That's crazy. Yeah, you. I got my fur girlfriend. Nicky. You still hitting bitches like you got to get home for your mama find out.
Starting point is 00:21:11 You listen. But who? I got to get. I'm feeling to get up out of hell like I know her nigger on the way. Oh, my God. It's a fact. You got to stop living like that. Why is she living like this on the age?
Starting point is 00:21:21 Why is she lying to me? And I know. It's a group effort. It's a group effort of fucking. They'd be lying. It's just a crazy part. We're so crazy that we're still going to get that pussy. I didn't go.
Starting point is 00:21:34 None of that, we want to see how far she's going to take it. We'd just be like, look these old dirty bitch. This man got a nigg got a nigga and she's still going to let me hit. No. I don't go over there. And you over there? Nah, she can meet me. And you over there?
Starting point is 00:21:48 She can meet me. I ain't going to-up. I'm getting bitches in the bed with laughing-tapy-wrought. I just stopped recently. Will you walk to somebody else? That said, it feels like a trap. You don't know who in them call us? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:00 What? Anybody? Yeah. You're like, man, I don't know what was the pussy, man. This is a traumatic life. I'm telling me. Hey, I don't want to the bus. My God.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I'm clutch. I'm clutching. What the hell? What's doing, man? I don't want to put some... I was holding a girl at one time and her AC kicked on too loud. I'm clutched. A.C. cut on too loud.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I ain't even left in there. I had the pilster in the left. Bitch, I'm not staying too long because I don't got a parking slot. Bitch, I got to walk up to this motherfucker. I know I ain't meant to be here long. But if a niggas gone over a bitch house, he ain't got no water state.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Because when you ain't had no water state, boy, you just come. Bibby, like, pull up up. We pull it up. Well, we're sleeping. With her? We've been to hear some of me sleep. Br, you ever hit some gunshots and decide you need another gun?
Starting point is 00:22:57 Mm. That's me. That's what them niggas over that show? Man, that's what those niggas do? Yeah. Didn't they got some of that shit from Bayroll? Yeah, the switch is for sure. Niggins have, niggins have, niggins have upgrading their shit,
Starting point is 00:23:10 it's for sure. For what, though? No. Probably, you walk around with shit, man, you ain't on my lique for you? Why you got that overly big-ass-a-gun? That's why I thought you fucking fucking shot. He got to extend it. I ain't never got a third-round clip.
Starting point is 00:23:26 For no reason. Ain't nobody looking for that niggins. I got to have that thing. He stole it, though. He stole it. Real-a-old working at Target, bro. Who's got all the thing for you, bro? Got to have that thuddy extended, boy.
Starting point is 00:23:39 See, them old niggas don't have no thuddy. None of that. None of that. Straight revolts. You got it, young man. You got it. You got it. All you're going to hear it after that is pop, pop, pop, that's it.
Starting point is 00:23:52 And then the motherfuckers. And that lamb, let me see it there. O-G niggas really be killing niggas with them goods, too. Why don't the nigs be getting shot and be surviving them? That's because it's a difference. Them old niggas are killers. Yeah, young niggas will kill somebody. They're murdered.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Them niggins been killing niggins since the six, since the seven. Mm-hmm. You never sat around your old family. They tell you all the murder was in the family. You know, Charles killed that boy. So did. I was right now, man. That shit is crazy.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Remember they didn't send him up to stay? Shut him right here. Everybody got them coming out of his head. I ain't never seen. I swear to go. I was right now. Y'all got first time seeing somebody bleed out. I couldn't sleep for two weeks.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Couldn't get that sight out in my mind. Hey, man. What? I had them old foots and trashy and they didn't see. But they didn't see some shit. You remember they left that boy dead at that bus stop? He was like, at the bus stop? Right there on the railroad tracks.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Everybody thought he were waiting on the bus. They definitely keep them type of story. He shut up there all day. He said he thought that he was waiting on the bus. And then nobody even know that he was dead. He was out for two days. Because they shot him under the neck. He just sitting there.
Starting point is 00:25:04 You just sitting there. Nobody said nothing. He said old people say sound crazy because you ain't never seen it. Yeah. It's very much true. You don't never even hear about motherfuckings getting killed with a knife no more, bro. You're right here, grandma used to sit there and say, yeah, cut his neck off. Cut him right then.
Starting point is 00:25:20 My grandma stabbed the man. For real. I believe that. Holy shit. Yeah. That's a different level. Yeah, my grandma stabbed the man. Went to jail and another plane.
Starting point is 00:25:30 My great grandma. She stabbed the man, got out, and lived a wonderful life afterwards. And then nobody played with us. A lot of time folks deserved to get stabbed, though. The motherfuckin' be tripping. I ain't saying that like that. You're a stand victim. That's what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:25:44 I'm saying, but you know, I am a star victim. You know, like some niggins, they just be tripping. They be losing their mind. It'll be over the grunts. I just don't know what happened. You do what I'm saying? Right. I was just taking her back.
Starting point is 00:25:54 I feel you. Whatever she did, she right. That's what I'm saying. She had the poppy's ass. That was a sweet lady. That was a sweet lady. Okay, talk about it. Pop them right, me.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Hey, kept that on her once she got out. You think women are going to be star shooting like niggas? Niggas women already No, I'm saying like... Yes. I follow it on Instagram. This motherfucker's sexy, too. But they say she is laying shit down.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Damn. I'm talking about like that for real. You know they got women like in prison. You know what? You're fine when they don't blink. She's bad and she don't blink. She got some big asses.
Starting point is 00:26:32 She don't blink. Be doing 30 years of life. But I'm saying women still... I'm like, niggas not even fight no more. That's true. That's true. No. I feel like women is fucking to start getting on that life.
Starting point is 00:26:42 But not at all. Women ain't fine until you've been in the UFC. Them bitches fight. And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of breaking.
Starting point is 00:27:08 bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened. Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Robert Smith. This is Jacob Goldstein. And we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. and some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all.
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Starting point is 00:31:33 Oh, my God. I went to a USC fight. No, hold on the first time. That shit is cool. The way they face be rich. They try to say we uncivilized, though. But white people can make money off any and everything. They got a slapping contest.
Starting point is 00:31:44 They've been doing this shit at Club Crucia. No, you know what it is? They used to be a strip-in-work-word. We used to be in Club Crucial watching a nigga and a shit. Damn. They used to be like, well, y'all-dick. Then look at this shit, this shit all on TV. This is what I learned about white people.
Starting point is 00:31:59 They don't let any. individual white people represent the white community. See, black people every time a black person do something it makes us look bad. You know the fuck it doesn't. It's some white people that ain't even accepted by white people.
Starting point is 00:32:14 They have totally separated themselves like poor white trash. They don't fuck with white people. Their whole goal is to be white people. Them is white folks. It's a difference between white people and white folks.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Like white people can't stand white folks. And white folks can't stand white people. But white folks aspire to be white people, though. Tell it. Definitely. That's crazy. They don't even have the same kind of white people's skin
Starting point is 00:32:44 as, like, white folks. White folks have big boys with black heads in white people have a skin care routine. They're meant to a spa. That's weird. Man, white folks don't fucking, they don't work out.
Starting point is 00:33:00 drink no water, save no money. Now I'm dead, Dr. Pepper. Hey, got chickens, bah, black. When you see white people acting up, it's usually a white person versus some white folks. White people don't fight each other. I see if you're going. White folks is like, like it's black people and niggas,
Starting point is 00:33:24 like white folks is like the niggas of white people. That's true, that's true. They embarrassed to them. All the motherfuckers, the Mr. T. More than that, I'm telling me to say, ah. Check this out. Inevention, all those white folks, the white folks. White folks like NASCAR.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Okay. White people don't fuck with that shit. They like Kentucky Derby. Yeah. White people like Kentucky Durbin. There you go. You see what I'm saying? And when a white person do some shit, the white people be like, he was white folks.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Mm. I can see that. Why you think they love Luigi's? so much. Because he definitely was white people. He white people. Boy, you're cooking today. You're talking about Louisiana. That's why white people are getting white.
Starting point is 00:34:10 You're talking about Luigi. Oh my old man, NGO. What's the thing? I'm sorry. I was on the Mario this shit too. I'm like, I didn't know they're fucking two of Mario's like that. No, no. No, Luigi Mangione.
Starting point is 00:34:25 He shot the CEO of the health care. The United Health Care CEO. Yeah. Oh, see, he's white people. That's why they sent him all that money. See, white folks is the motherfucker who shot Marlin's the kid, them white folks. Right. That's why white people get mad when you bring it up.
Starting point is 00:34:40 They're like, bro, it wasn't us. It was white folks, man. Yeah, two different communities. So who the nigga in that shot the healthcare, where are he going? They said their nigga like $6 million. He's in jail right now. He's in jail with a donation with $7 million donation. Brother, they're gonna send him like by $6 million.
Starting point is 00:34:57 For sure. They probably more than that now. For sure. They're free Louisiana, bro. They got, he got all the support of white people. All the support in the world. So the nigga ain't trying ain't seen me, no. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Damn. I'm just, I'm gonna be my mother. Smiling in court. He ain't said. My ain't sad at all. I ain't seen a tough time since he got there. Man. I'll be watching this shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:19 I don't know if y'all pay attention to life. I'd be watching the new, but I'd feel like some of that newbie fake. I'm like, man, I need the real news. All love is fake. Okay. Okay. They'd be coming over like, hey, man, I don't want to see that shit. They wouldn't tell you if the shit was, like, they'd give you the updates,
Starting point is 00:35:33 but they're going to tell you the detail. That's what the news is. It's update. No, I piqued that because it was a fight that was going on in mother, I forgot the goddamn city, but it was like some big-ass racial war in downtown. The protest shit. The protest shit. And the motherfuckinckin' news only showed the white woman with the black eye.
Starting point is 00:35:50 And I'm like, and she's speaking. I'm like, but why the bitch got a black eye? Let's get down to the bottom of them. Why did that? I had to go on YouTube and find the original video to see what escalated to why the white bitch got hit and find out it was just a black versus white fight. And the white people was out there getting their ass wood. The white folks. The white folks.
Starting point is 00:36:12 It was the white folks. White folks against some niggins or what are they white folks against some black folks? It was black folks. Because they ain't fighting on niggas because some niggles would have dead out of dirt. No, the black folks, no. No, the black folks turned it to niggas. I see what we're going. I see what we're going.
Starting point is 00:36:30 The niggas hit, niggas hit mimp off over with chairs. You saw that all the mom's shit. But that's how the white lady had a black lot. Those are they're coming out of the cone. Those were Lippian niggins are right there. Hey, well, we got a lot of white on black fight. Oh, mama.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Come on, man, get some of this shit. Right. Them kids in Alabama Braves definitely went to scatering. Those kids are they afraid white on black fuck. So they could wait, boy. Nah, for real. I just don't understand why white people talk shit and they know they got flip flops on. Because they're going to call the police.
Starting point is 00:37:06 They never say there's imminent danger. They never think that. Yeah. Because why would I? But some white boys get on your ass, though. So we can't talk for all white. That's true. It's a white boys get on your ass.
Starting point is 00:37:19 And the dudes that I would know, the white boys that I went to school with in the country, you definitely going to have to put your dupes up with Johnny. Yeah. You're going to have to fight, Johnny. They was raised to fight Johnny. You're going to have to fight it. You're going to have to beat him. Jake?
Starting point is 00:37:35 Yeah, you're going to have to fight. The country white boy is different. Oh, country white boy is different. Hey, you might beat my ass, but God damn that we're going to fight. We're going to fly again. I'm going to fuck me every damn day. Every day. When you punched him in the mouth, he tastes that blood.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Oh, he getting charged up, baby. He gets a cracking his neck and shit. White boy fight your ass, but he damn out of the end. then say, hey, man, I got a lot of respect for you, man. Ain't nobody ever phone me that heart. Nobody ever phone me that heart. Any man can fight like that, I got a lot of respect. No, for real.
Starting point is 00:38:11 For sure. For real. Fighting a white dudes twice, man. Yeah. You just got to do it one time and then y'all got a lot of respect for you. Hey, man, it works like that. I got a lot of respect for you. Where'd you like that out?
Starting point is 00:38:25 You could tear nuts on you. You got to care on you, brother? No, for real. Hey, you gotta care on him. You got one here respectful. For sure. And he'll kill anybody about you. And get what?
Starting point is 00:38:37 He fit to come up there later on with a can of bud, like. This is me and my wife. I'm taking a shirt off. That one me, bro. Hey, niggas, too. Yeah, am I? Okay. Oh, I'm tired.
Starting point is 00:38:48 I'm sorry. I got a lot of respect, man. Got a lot of respect for it. You punched me down. Not the snuff out my mouth, actually, and that's what threw me for a look there. That was the funniest part to me, though, like growing up in Mississippi in the South,
Starting point is 00:39:05 these motherfuckers are different. Right, white people, they have a different understanding. I remember one that I was at Burger King, right? Right. So all the white dudes in high school, when I was in high school when I worked at Burger King, so Friday night, they all hang out in the parking lot. I'm talking about a whole grocery store parking lot.
Starting point is 00:39:24 But they were early So they ain't never get fucked with They'll be out there They gotta be at home in like 10 So it's like 7 o'clock Shit, they're done Oh man They got the flags on the back of their trucks
Starting point is 00:39:35 They're kidding They got the flags They're playing with the flag They really rocked like that on mom Seeing this white dude He was fighting Two other white dudes So it was two against one
Starting point is 00:39:45 Right They fighting like hell Dude scared them up He's backing up Backing up But he's breaking their ass off Nick the police pulled up All three of the motherfuck
Starting point is 00:39:54 got in the truck together and left. What? In a single cab. It was one, two, and three. How bullshit you might have come together. That's true. They know how to come together different. That's different.
Starting point is 00:40:05 But see, the way the country white boys do, the way country white dudes do is once they ask you how you won't go and you say you won't go, then once we go, then we're done. You better get her done. We're done. You better get her done. You hit me with something I wasn't expecting, but you know what? You all right with me?
Starting point is 00:40:24 Y'all rock with me. Don't nobody got a better pre-fight, though, than black people. Pre-fight. Yeah, a nigga be doing honest. I was like to watch niggas fight. Because then they're, niggas, when they fight, they involve too many people that ain't got. Hey, ask you about, tell what I get into.
Starting point is 00:40:40 The best fight you will ever see in your life. What? Two black women. Oh. Not strangers. Right. Two men's who was friends. Mm.
Starting point is 00:40:52 After the Miami trip. And they're talking about it. They call and shit out. Bitch, I didn't hang you whole thing. They're saying some shit. Tell that about how your penis was dirty and I had to steal from in my purse because your ass was nasty and you fucked two homeboys. Damn. Tell them about that though.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Oh, but you don't want to speak on Nick. Oh. Yo. Yo. Yeah. Why she's punch me. The girl she's talking to. Yo.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Yo. Look at my eye, man. This is how you know the shit about to be good. Because the girl she's talking to act like she on my hood. Who the fuck she's talking to? Because who? Who the fuck you talking to? Bitch, I had dog walk the shit out
Starting point is 00:41:28 you on my kids. You couldn't even handle the cholesterol, so I know you ain't ready for me. I know you ain't ready for me. That's why name of other people you couldn't beat up. And she know the kids. So I know you can't beat me. You raised the kids.
Starting point is 00:41:40 You have raised the kids. Your son, he ain't any potter train. He's nine. And you ain't ready to tell people that. But you're pulling on to the float on. He's nine. I'm telling you. That baby ain't his.
Starting point is 00:41:54 I ain't never been here, though. That baby got three daddies, but I ain't gonna speak nothing else on it, because holes, no, I've been loyal on it. Girl, you just told her all her. You just told all of me and this is what you were here. It's some shit you were here before the party. It's why that my dad be wet, man, but crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:42:11 This is a quite a couple of red. That's crazy with my son playing, man. My back seat is wet, man. That's a nigga peed in my car, man. That's crazy, man. It's some shit that you are here. That's crazy, man. what the fight about to be about.
Starting point is 00:42:25 When people start bringing up shit that ain't got nothing to do with fighting, that's when you know the shit about to be good. True religion, but you ain't paid me that bread. You ain't paid me that bread. You ain't rem me that money, though, but you got it. But that's crazy, but don't really be real friend.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Show it to on then. When you hear a nigger say this out of nowhere, just be like, hey, nigga, that polo sister. She's going to come out there. She got a reputation. She's known for beating. She's knocking heads in between the washer and the dryer. For sure.
Starting point is 00:42:56 The girl with the hardest name to pronounce is nine times out of ten the better fight them. Coralasia ain't to be fought with. Ooh. Colasia? Colasia ain't to be fought with. I know a Ward Jenae. Award Jenae. A war jane.
Starting point is 00:43:10 A war jane. A real name. Shout out of her name. I love everybody. Ward Jenae. No, she's ugly. That's the first-line warrior right there, baby. She was gay in fake way dancing.
Starting point is 00:43:20 She was right. She was friends. She was decent. All right. You hit what's your name? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. That's got burned naked for what you, girl. Hey, hit this niggins come, man.
Starting point is 00:43:34 You fucking the mic up. Brer, that's a little funny, man. Hey, niggins for what's your name? That's hell of funny. That's hell of funny. That's one thing you can't get naked for. No, you can't get naked for. You can't get naked for.
Starting point is 00:43:51 You can't get naked. Because I was expected when you throw the H now. You know that. I said, who's wondering how it's spelled. Is it just W or W. Because I respect it when they throw that unnecessary age. I know a few. It's probably a G in that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:44:03 You're like, I, I respect it. What about Marjani? What about Marjani? Wow. So, okay, here we go, Marjani. Her mama name is Marguerite and her daddy name. Got to get naked for Marjani. Mar Johnny.
Starting point is 00:44:20 That thing is going to get naked with Mar Johnny. Hey, that's all that was funny. Hey, that's stupid. No, man. Oh, my mama. Marjani? Marjani. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:44:36 But you know what that's- She watched the show. See, for sure, probably watched the show. Sometimes, those kids be named that shit just be in spite. No, I'm gonna name what I want to name. No, you know what it be? You know what it be?
Starting point is 00:44:48 It'd be the dad names and the mama names and the motherfuckers be trying to miss you. Marjorie and Johnny. I guess business and nothing. Like, what's your dad? name James and be like Marisha, your mama, like, and motherfucking, Marjange, they be trying
Starting point is 00:45:00 to fix this shit. And I'd be like, okay, I see what happens. See, the new thing they like to do with. Your mom's was arguing about your name, and they just made up some shit that just meet in the middle. You see, real things they got to take the middle name. They do it backwards. They're just the new shit they do.
Starting point is 00:45:13 If your daddy name James, they name the baby Samage. Oh. That's James backwards. Oh, that's the new shit right now. That's awesome. Now, that's awesome. Now, we can't.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Hey, we took on the 90s. I love it. Piss-naker crazy, bro. You're jamming. Samar? Oh, yeah, girl, you're from the Philippines. Now you're going to get naked for Somalis. But you're going to show, oh, Washington ain't no longer with that.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Oh, I'm keeping everything up. Watchin'all. He's going to keep your pistol all you for Washington. Move your belt. Man, listen, br. Everything. That's hell of little funny. Move your pain.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. My mama, some girls just, hey, if you ever go on YouTube and watch some fights and you see a chick with some red braids or red hair? Oh, she gets there. But some of don't get jumped a lot. You know what? You'd be seeing red little braids and red.
Starting point is 00:46:08 He don't beat it, da. You're like, yeah, that hell got jumped. If she got red hair, red braid, she can't be beat. If she got on. The lime green. If she got on some off green, like off-colored ass six rings. Okay. Them joy.
Starting point is 00:46:23 You're talking. What about women that got this? The little piercing right here, you got a little... It's this one right here that's fresh. Oh, that's the one. Yeah, you're tripping. This one right here, you never know. Because this one right here, either she could be a bingo
Starting point is 00:46:38 or she would run her mouth out of the time and then when you confront her, she'd be like, but I ain't even, who said that? You bitch, that's what you said. You, you said. I don't know, oh my summertime, but he has some crazy. Why y'all coming in here like that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I'm going to tell all the women who watch this show, don't ever fight a woman that came from a worse situation with you. She's going to fight you for all her oppression. Yes, she got too much hurt built up. Too much. Like a woman who came from a worst situation, like her mama was on drugs. She grew up between family and shit.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Don't fight her. And you, the bitch on the soccer team. And you're in gymnastics on Tuesday and Thursday. That bitch fin to beat the balance thing out of your ass. She got a lot of trauma It's love that was missing Yes, she hurt She doesn't know what love is real
Starting point is 00:47:30 She's fighting with a broken heart For sure for sure She didn't wait there Don't know me She's been to beat No for real She's been to beat the girl With all the intense
Starting point is 00:47:38 You'd be seeing the pain And the abandonment in the fight You'd be like Oh this bitch She's going through it Yeah She's fin to hit them with that She's going to hit niggas
Starting point is 00:47:47 Yeah Oh yeah she ain't got Yeah Now that's what you got Stop doing So you can't hit the nigger But That's all she knows
Starting point is 00:47:55 She comes from a broken home No, you can't hit the nigger Because there's the thing though Men ain't supposed to hit women You're not supposed to That's true That's true That's true
Starting point is 00:48:02 You're not supposed to But in retaliation When a woman hit a nigger And a nigga hit a woman back That ain't cool That ain't cool It's not cool Hell no
Starting point is 00:48:10 But you weren't supposed To initiate that shit Anyway But I do understand The fact that There are some women That the level of The level of thump
Starting point is 00:48:20 That got them They love Groupon aggression. What you call it? Groupon aggression. Groupon aggression. Hey, you got it, baby. Man, it's been crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:48:31 You got it, baby. That's the cute one, though. Oh, you got it. Oh, you got it. Oh, cool. That was legit. That's legit. That's legit.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Just please, what you need. Let me hug you, baby. What is it? Who said it? Let's go beat them up together. I'm on your side. Baby, where is it? What? That is the solution for all that shit.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Oh, boy, I'm taking that. Well, that big got that gruel. Oh, I'm telling you, she charged up. She charged a house to house. Come here, baby. Please. My grandma made banana pudding. You want to song?
Starting point is 00:49:08 For sure. That, fuck with it. It's got double. It's got a lot of cookies in it. It's happy banana pudding. You also got to understand some people be rejecting love. They don't know how to accept it. Which is a form of the trauma.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Like, you're rejecting the shit. She don't know how to accept. That's the only way she know how to outwardly express herself through violence. Well, she came from an environment that violence is the currency. I dealt with one like that. You got to do them like Therese did on baby boy.
Starting point is 00:49:34 You just got to grab her and squeeze her real hard. Then he'll eat up pussy and tell her makes him. Anytime you got a violent-ass woman, you squeeze her for a little bit and you talk directly in her ear. I learned that from a therapy. You got to talk directly in her ear. She ain't going to listen. But you just got to keep.
Starting point is 00:49:52 got to be able to out-breatve this big. And you got to say, we've been doing good. You got to out-breeve this, because she's going to keep talking. Right, right. You don't understand. You don't know what I did. You got to be able to persist for that.
Starting point is 00:50:05 So when she run out of breath, then you hit her with the calm shit. She's like, no. That's when she broke down crying for real. Not the angry tears, the hurt tears come out. See, because you don't really fuck with me like that. When the boys get the flux away, that's when you should start making your way to the team.
Starting point is 00:50:21 To the coachies. A nipple heart. Something about her getting emotional make her nipple hard. You should be already at the titty. By the titty. As you can rest in a letter note, maybe I know,
Starting point is 00:50:33 right. You know, come down, girl. For you know it. That's when you really got to be in your bag as a nigga. You got to eat the whole pussy. But you got to be him for a back dog. You got to be in. Do niggins hear me when I say the whole pussy?
Starting point is 00:50:52 That's when you eat the whole... Elaborate. These nigga, young. You got to lick all around the puperist and everything. This nigga. He might be dirty, but... Get it right. The pubis.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Okay, okay. Get in the pubis. Right. Hell yeah. Even that little side pussy, you got to eat that. You got to eat that. Don't leave that out. Some niggas don't be eating their side.
Starting point is 00:51:10 You know the little pussy's on the side. If you had to eat everything, don't eat the rest of the rest of the person. You got to go from the out of lips to the inner lips. Come on now. Then you got to lick that little flap that ain't even connect. connected to nothing. Talk to talk, now. This shit laying up. You know, you're good up, man.
Starting point is 00:51:27 You should have that big bus that look like a field card. Ah, ha. Yeah, the money's... They're going to have to stay. One of them. Cards. None of them cards work, baby. Come on.
Starting point is 00:51:45 They charge cards. It's a birth certificate to get in there. Money in real credit cards. They just kept in. His restaurant's in there, and they need to open on my, sizzlers. This ain't got a sizzler car. He didn't want to feel important. He got an old country buffet punch card.
Starting point is 00:52:04 A smoothie king caught, and he needs one more punch card. The thick of the water that he thinks he's doing something. Take that shit out of that man. And you know that grandpa who got that bill for, you know, he got a row. He got the nugget watch and ring combo. You got to eat the whole pussy, low down, understand, man. The whole pussy got to get eight. The whole thing.
Starting point is 00:52:22 And you got to watch her face when you do it too, because when you lick it, she's like, she do that. You're like, yeah, yeah. She didn't notice, I just went on to lick. They look at all right. You got work to do. Don't look.
Starting point is 00:52:33 I like to see their reaction. Because why are you worried about what you, look, focus on what you got going on right now. She doesn't. She got through the pillow over her face. She got her. She got her up. She got it over her face. You are right.
Starting point is 00:52:48 You are right. I got a wife. I'm sorry. I got a wife. She's saying, now, she's doing a lot of them. What's going on up there? I like to see the response. This nigger performing.
Starting point is 00:53:02 What? They don't respond. But don't want to be naked, though. This nigga ain't even pussy with his jeans on. Wow. I'm in a pussy with my clothes on. What's the fucking wrong here. Don't get the restroom with your clothes on?
Starting point is 00:53:18 Thank you. Close at the restaurant with your clothes Yeah You get butt neck You're ready Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:24 That's a lot of You're If I can eat My fucking chicken strips When my clothes Like this point out He can eat He put some with just this
Starting point is 00:53:33 part out though Everybody got to keep A wife beat Oh shit That's hell of funny I'm gonna get You're gonna keep on something
Starting point is 00:53:43 I understand Just in case something happens You can be able to get out of that You can get this service You ain't gonna get the other Right.
Starting point is 00:53:49 I mean, that's, you feel, but I'm naked. All right. It's solid. I'm, you know, we're getting naked naked. You're buzzing. Not butt, booed your ass. Especially when they're cold. They're doing way too much.
Starting point is 00:53:59 That's too much. Okay. You can get deep, but you didn't get any thermal. You're doing weight. So, you do that. That's too exposed. I got my tape of my thermals on me. I ain't going forward to the day.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Ha ha. You need to get out of that. I'm looking cold like a boss. Yeah. Take a little. type of therva bitch i ain't gonna pay that why your clothes don't fit right after he get through fucking she's a little head on right you're getting at work muggle a little sweat why you're close with his tail oh my bummer it's full of shame
Starting point is 00:54:34 a little weight one pound it's full of shame like i don't remember this t-shirt being this guy you know where you took them off oh you stretched you were so you were so anxious to get up out of them breeches they're gonna lay right on you no more Don't nothing fuck the mood of like when you can't get your goddamn shoe off. I can't stand. Oh, that jean get caught. That jean get caught. You're trying to get your pants off before the shoes.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Then your shit get wrapped up in the shoe. Now your shoe stuck halfway in your pants. See what I'm saying? Doing all that. Trying to get naked. You're trying to get naked. You're trying to get naked. That's a sign.
Starting point is 00:55:12 That's a sign. This ain't that. You know her name. Keep your clothes up. Man, you bush. Her name don't feel. don't fit, get naked if I ain't. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:55:20 So take it out. Okay, she's trying to stop you. You're almost mad. Okay, okay. Okay. Hold up. Because when you get naked, that mean you're gonna do some positions. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:30 I was fucking. I started fucking. Like, you already came on here. I'm gonna do four of them bitches on her. Like, nah. She he never seen. What is you or not? I started fucking in the late 90s, early 2000.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Yeah. So in my mind, I don't know if this was just like the agenda they pushed at this time, but in all the porno movies, niggas always fuck butt naked with their shoes on. It's a hard habit to break. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, that's true. I'm putting my shoes back on.
Starting point is 00:55:58 That's honest. They did do that in the pornoes. And niggins, it was like, okay, I'm going to do that. I'm going to fucking shit out of the shoes. I ain't going to lie. It was hair. Sometimes I get so goddamn freak out of my socks up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Get athletic enough. Hey, get down the soft all business in there, motherfucker. You're telling me you get butt-a-niggin, but put your socks in your shoes. Yeah, that's crazy. Right. Hey, that's just not, hey, that's telling the bitch, I'm going to fuck the shit out of you, but we ain't making love. No, ain't no love, bitch. I'm just letting you know, I'm going to fuck the shit out of you.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Right, we're fucking. I ain't no love making. No love making. I got on, I got shoes and sucks. We are fucking. This is fucking. This is a filled down of fucking right now. I'm about to kick my all in that coochie because look at what I don't.
Starting point is 00:56:47 I don't know. I'm Mr. Marcus right now. I'm Jake Steve. Bitch, I'm looped around this. Bitch, I'm looped around this. You're not going to go in there. I'm not going to make a black booty volume 147. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:57:04 That's what you're into. This thing is going to have his locks on and his shoes on, you know, look like a serial killer. Stupid black bitches who can't read with fat-ass. Even a great. And how do you get all in it? Hell yeah. It used to be so disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Run away holes with no jobs. It's up. Dick, on his six. Where in volume one through four? Hard-headed bitches with fat boots. Young sluttered out nappy bitches. It'd be shit like that. And I said, why is you in floating them?
Starting point is 00:57:35 That is dropout. The bad dropouts. They got a whole school, though. Got to be in specific. Let's do. You dropped out of school? What school? They did the porn.
Starting point is 00:57:46 They just dropped the whole little thing. The whole little soup. You know the shit Deepo had when he was out of jail? He was running around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This just had one of them on it. The county outfit. They had the prison office.
Starting point is 00:57:58 And they dropped it. Hell of ass came out. It was raw. It was going to. That was called federal holes. Okay. 17. 17.
Starting point is 00:58:06 I'm glad you told you. She said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the Central Texas. Plains, teens are dying, suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents, and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened. Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:58:46 What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a dream, and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time? You get Desi Arness, a trailblazer, a businessman, a husband, and maybe, most importantly, the first Latino to break primetime wide open. I'm Wilmer Valderrama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you and millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story. From plening canary cages to this night here in New York, it's a long ways. On the podcast starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderama,
Starting point is 00:59:17 I'll take you in a journey to Desi's life. The moments it has overlapped with mine, how he redefined American television, and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting for a face like hours on screen. This is the story of how one man's spotlight lit the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy today.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Listen to starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama as part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcast. podcast or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History, about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing.
Starting point is 01:00:10 It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show. We're going to have plenty of robber barons.
Starting point is 01:00:29 So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked. Like Thomas Edison and the electives chair. Listen to business history on the Iheart radio app. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:00:51 In the new podcast, Hell in Heaven, two young Americans moved to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one will end up dead. The other tried for murder. Not once. People went wild. Not twice. Stunned.
Starting point is 01:01:08 But three times. John and Ann Bender are rich and a tree. and they're devoted to each other. They create a nature reserve and build a spectacular circular home high on the top of a hill. But little by little, their dream starts to crumble
Starting point is 01:01:27 and our couple retreat from reality. They lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the I-Heart radio app. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping the world's economies and financial markets can be hard to spot.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Even though they are such a powerful player in finance, you wouldn't really know that you are interacting with them. And even harder to understand. Donald Trump's trade war, 2.0, is only accelerating the process of de-dollarization, which in a way is jargon for people turning away from the dollar. That is where the big take from Bloomberg podcast comes in, to connect the dots. How unusual is a deal like this? Unprecedented. Every weekday afternoon, we dive deep into one big global business story.
Starting point is 01:02:26 The biggest story of the reaction of the oil market to the conflict in the Middle East is one of what has not happened. Katie, you told me that ETFs are your favorite thing. They are. Explain that. Why is that the case? And unpack what it means for you. Our breakfast foods are consistent. consumers staples, and so they sort of become outsize indicators of inflation. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart
Starting point is 01:02:52 radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I had one point of those scarred me. It was an old point of thing with my dad and shit. Oh, man. I know the pussy was hairy. That shit was destroyed it. That shit was destroyed. It was just a knee. It was just like, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. I was like, what? What the fuck is this thing? Oh. You know, yeah, blah. The age is the funniest thing you would ever watch.
Starting point is 01:03:19 He did this shit for two hours, bro. Yeah, man. What do you mean? That's how funny. These things. He went on the circles of it. Man, he did that shit for two hour, bro. That nigga did not move.
Starting point is 01:03:35 He was just like, yeah, baby. He was going crazy. He sat there. Oh, a lot, bro. What is this? Black porn and show you have a lot. much you don't need to make a fuck movie. And the age's niggins just
Starting point is 01:03:47 show up with it. Jaredrell and a saxophone. Fuck that. Wham! That guy, wow, wow, wow. That guy, that's going to be swinging in the wind, bro. He's having a meme period. He's this much tape on that.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Oh, my God. I'm telling you, but I'm old pulling over going to crazy. Look at this door with a harmonica in two villages. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Why this nigga almost got caggis on?
Starting point is 01:04:37 Creeds, and they got pleats in the top. He ain't going on. That's hell of funny. That's hell of funny. That's hell of funny. Yeah, I ain't never seen no OG. Somebody out of making a playlist of just 80s porn on music.
Starting point is 01:04:48 I ain't never seen that shit. Nigel all the dumbass on me. That's fucking music. Now, that's what I call porno. Wow, that's what I call porno. Where? Yeah, baby.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Yeah, baby. Whiz. You got all of incest and beads and shit. Hey, buddy, I'm gonna just have a jerk, girl. They're gonna get shit. Oh my God, he'd be dripping. But see, we don't live away, we don't do away from that shit. We don't do away from real fucking.
Starting point is 01:05:25 See, that was real. Yeah, that's real fucking. Yeah, that's real fucking. Yeah, right here. He was greasy. That's real fucking. We didn't got that to done. Yeah, no, it ain't like that.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, what is this? You shit ain't real. You shit ain't real. Now, we got to get back to the backstores. To my, on the door down. They knock on the door.
Starting point is 01:05:46 Really? I heard your cable was out. He was just going to be jacking on the air for it. You got a lot, you got a lot of it first. I got your box right here. And then he come here and hit the music. Somebody wanted a pizza. Whiz?
Starting point is 01:06:09 That's hell about you. That's hell of funny. I think Bangbuss brothers ruined porn. They made it. They got too anxious. They're too anxious. They made it weird. They made it weird.
Starting point is 01:06:24 That's because everybody got on. They was on some freaky shit. You can't combine girls going wild. And you can't combine girls gone wild with the porn and then keep the same audience. It was the bait. The bank bros was more like girls going wild and go out 10 o'clock. You're like, what? And it was ugly.
Starting point is 01:06:45 Promote two girls like that? It's ugly. They didn't promote them. Hey, man, you want to see girls going well. Hey, stay up to 10 o'clock tonight. Hey, girls go wild. 9.55, stay two in five minutes. There was some perky tities.
Starting point is 01:07:02 And they didn't do absolutely nothing on now. Girls gone wild. I hate girls. I hate it. They took it down because it was, like, high-profile people's daughters, men on that. It was like, they took it down. They were like, hey, man, it was a scary. I'm going to tell you.
Starting point is 01:07:18 It was actually white people's daughters, not white folks. Watch this. Yeah. It was white people's daughters, not white folks. Okay. So when the senator daughter on there, tell me I said, get away to these boys, they get ready to take that shit. Yeah, this is a problem. Right.
Starting point is 01:07:33 And when she said, get along to these and it was still a big-ass crevice. in between her teeth. She said all of that to show us a big pile of nothing. This is how they used to trick motherfuckers, right? So they get the white girls to do this shit.
Starting point is 01:07:47 When they turn the flash on, you can't even see the tities. When you turn the flash? I'm lying. You don't even remember. So as they put the brightness on the shit, you can't whee!
Starting point is 01:08:04 They go on. It's a chest. Now you see them, now you don't. It's a home to be transparent. Right. Like see-through. Lab rat eyes. So you don't watch the hour worth of this shit.
Starting point is 01:08:15 You might have seen six titties. All the rest of it was just... I used to love it. I was like the tip drill of white... Like the white version of tip drill. It was a TV show. That one I'm trying to tell you the access that these kid now, they can go on Instagram and see that shit.
Starting point is 01:08:28 Hell of ass. We used to be like, you might see a titty and then don't see another titty for three, four bucks. Oh, my mom. We used a virgin. version. You can't see no shitty, man. Y'all be tinnets
Starting point is 01:08:41 everything. He's on tinnies, like, I ain't seen the titty in five months. Yeah, such a little bit. Tentry, niggas. How long have you asked you in a five months? I didn't do you.
Starting point is 01:08:54 It's been four months. 29 days. You can't say up for a titty, bro. I didn't see the titty in five months. Like, nike, they finished your titties, nigga. Midnight, what y'all nigga's gonna do? You have to look at it through the
Starting point is 01:09:05 through the little zizzes. I told y'all. My generation was the last generation. This white dude said this shit on the podcast to find porno in the woods. Oh, well, you're talking about the magazines, the hustlers and stuff like it, the box. Yeah. Everybody then found a, every nigga in here probably don't found a box of porn. We don't know if it's like a group of old dudes who just get together and try to groom the next generation or something. But somebody looked out for us and we still don't know who it was because we live in all these different cities in America and there's some reason
Starting point is 01:09:39 we'd be outside shoot some BB guns and some shit and you just in the woods fucking around next thing you know you have found a mega stash of porn it's like three it's enough porn to last you
Starting point is 01:09:53 through all of your formative teenage years and it's a nigga guy it's quality on everything it rains in this shit don't get wet what it'd be from like some
Starting point is 01:10:05 crazy shit, it'd be from like 70 to 81. You're like, who left all this good shit out of? Somebody got caught. It's everything you can think of this. That's the first time you're saying a Brazilian woman next. And they left it, right, and they didn't go back. Black women. Black girls with
Starting point is 01:10:19 white girls with college sweater, that shit that's getting in and then. That wasn't like the circle jerking was this. He had left for them. Niggas got to think about it. What could you be a freak with porn back there? In the woods. For real? Yeah. Yeah. To have that shit out of the street like that. They'd be
Starting point is 01:10:33 fuck wrong with you. Might as well take it to the woods. What? You used to have some decorum. You couldn't just be out willing to deal with your proclivities? Hell not. Was it a statewide porno trafficker or something? There are teenage boys in America who need to know what tennies are.
Starting point is 01:10:54 They used to say the DVDs in the gas station. They were pushing that shit off in the woods. Because how was it in the ghettos of every America? Hey, nigga, hey, over my grandma out. We got 800 books. Go through pages. I like the magazines and go to the DVD. Then you go to your cousin house and be like, man.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Not the magazine, me. I'm going to take y'all just real words. I got to hear some shit. I got to see some shit shaking. I got to hear some shit more. Because you don't know what's on the name page. You had to have imagination. You had to have imagination.
Starting point is 01:11:28 You had to have imagination. You put it together. They put it together in the head. The next paid one is all we're surprised too. You're surprised. You didn't know what's in his books. Oh, Teddy. Oh, Teddy, do you got to go back?
Starting point is 01:11:48 You're like, she ain't got nothing on page too. The Playboy used to have like actual articles in it, like real articles. They was just the most popular ones, but they weren't the best. We grew up on the real books. These motherfuckers, they have no articles, just naked bitches. Just naked people. And some magazines were considered more tasteful than hunters. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Every magazine. That one I do know. Playboy didn't know. They had that little fun. Yeah. Playbook quote. Hustler. Made them busts it all way open.
Starting point is 01:12:18 Show it from it. Hustler. That was a magazine. Hustler. Shied the Hustler magazine. Hustler. I ain't played there. Hustler.
Starting point is 01:12:27 You got to watch the people versus Larry Flick. What would have? Larry Flint is the reason why he plays Larry Flint. They tried to take Hustra magazine from him because it was too vulgar. They wanted to shut down. That thing literally made it he went to the Supreme
Starting point is 01:12:44 Court. Now it's on there. Larry Flynn was like Luke Skywalker of porno magazines. The way Luke went to the Supreme Court by his music, that's the way Larry Flint did about his porno magazine. He's like, nope. I'm going to. I'm going to freedom of speech. That niggis sound like a player. L.A. Flint, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Larry Flint. Larry Flint versus the people. He in a wheelchair? He pulled up in a wheelchair and ready to argue. Who? About that magazine. My mother shot him for making that obscene material. Wow, man.
Starting point is 01:13:14 And he had them busing it wide. Damn. In that magazine. That's raw, though. I'm talking about you, you could see birth tonight. Shot Larry Flint, man. He's a boy. Show for show, man.
Starting point is 01:13:24 Y'all remember Blacktail. What? Yeah. Why are you going on? That's the Black Trucker magazine. That was the game changing right now. All y'all, y'all, you're free-haired nigga. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:33 What that is? What that is? Put me up on game. Oh, nigg. So that's what old, so that's what y'all? All y'all niggas. All y'all niggas. It showed black women instead of.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Hold up. They were doing what? Hold on. It showed black women. Not just black women, bro. All the strippers in America. All the black sheds. It was the rise of Magic City on paper.
Starting point is 01:13:55 But see, then this way fucked them up, though. See, black tail would just get regular finance women from the mall and you will never see him again the back page she did it one time oh okay oh my god you took the staples out so you can get a real view of it yeah back page it was a back page on page bro that's saucy I'm telling you man that shit was the game man ain't nothing really it was a world going on while I was living I didn't know all that shit was going I was over here. I had broken, so that's how I found out.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Back then, going crazy, back. Damn, this shit, crazy. Like, the, the, um, tamed version of looking at a centerfall for black people was, like, Jet Magazine when they had the little centerphone, and it was, it was the tasteful version for you to see, oh, old girl got a little shape to her. Yeah, because they had, like, the monthly girls, you were like, shout out of the month, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't show too much to give your little taste, like, hey, peep that. We need to have that shit on here.
Starting point is 01:14:57 Shout out of the mutts. Shout out of the mutton's going to pay. Shout out of the mutton, yeah. Shout out of the mutton, yeah. Y'all start seeing new pictures there right now. That's it. Right. Shout out of money.
Starting point is 01:15:13 This is going to make his ice cream. Niggins gonna be like, we all right. Everybody, we're doing shout out of the mutt, Callan. Let's come on. Okay, there you go. We need it January. There you go. That go crazy.
Starting point is 01:15:26 Shorty out of a month. Oh, could. There you go. And you can do it. Come on, now. Charity of the month? You can do city. You got to grow your bill back now.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Don't know. We don't go to talk to that, niggas. We don't know what we on eat. He was talking to. We started talking about, we started talking about, I'm talking about, I'm involved now. I'm trying to figure out who that was. I was trying to all the whole time.
Starting point is 01:15:47 You're like, where, Jail? That's not Jail. That's not Jail. That'll go hard. Come on, I don't know. That's a heart. And you can put one together for the cities. This is a bitch right now.
Starting point is 01:15:59 Amity? A Houston. A Dallas. Yeah. Wow. That is the look. That I did. That is the look.
Starting point is 01:16:09 That I did. That's play, baby. That's it. Like it. Man, we've been talking so much shit that I ain't even said it yet. Welcome back today for ourselves. You did. You did.
Starting point is 01:16:24 I love you. Yeah, hell yeah. This episode today is sponsored in part by the black community. The whole black community. I'm talking about the Dr. Martin Luther King church fans. They blue hair grease. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Starting point is 01:17:15 That's why a nigga like me be smoking. Backwoods. Now back to our regularly scheduled program and shout out to them good folks over there. Backwood. Backwood. You see what I'm saying. Now listen. Today is a very special day in the black community.
Starting point is 01:17:31 It's so special. We got DC on here eating green beans, chicken with the macaroni. I don't know if somebody didn't pass or somebody was born. Because it could be a baby shower plate. Could be a church revival. Could be a church anniversary. Vacation Bible school. He couldn't need a pass-in-a-old.
Starting point is 01:17:54 He could be any of that. He could be any of that. He got a universal black break that would fit in any function. Any black event. It could be a repass or overpass. Any of that. Such and such just got out. He could have got it from his grandma house or gas, man.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Just don't know. But that's exactly the type of shit that we own today. And we got a very special guest in here with us today. in here with us today, this lady funny as hell to keep me laughing on my TikTok timeline, from everything from her little girl stealing her wigs to teaching her plants the words to Project Pat. I'm tuned in for real,
Starting point is 01:18:35 none other than Gigi LaFlea. Yeah. Hey, you know what I'm saying? I got my other player partner, you feel me, my young old chief, you know what I'm saying? Louis Bell. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:51 We're back at the trap. With the young old dick. Right. Yes, Lord. He takes the young nigga game. Then he mixes with the old nigga game. And he came out with his own shit. He got a lot of pimpingism in them.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Exactly. I like it. Respect to pimping, though. He's real chill. Yeah, he pimping for the Lord. I can dig him. He has got the heart of a pimp, but the mind of a righteous nigga. So he bick and bad being back.
Starting point is 01:19:14 Right. So I don't know. That nigga from L.A., he can't do all that. He's from the Bay Area. You keep any Christian being cojid. the hell. Nah, no, no, no, I'm keeping it lit.
Starting point is 01:19:22 I'm talking about don't ask me, ask the bitch. You know what I'm talking about? See? Okay. Pop and peace
Starting point is 01:19:26 for small fees. Who do the wannbees want to be? I'm talking about. Exactly. They keep the rhyme, down. I'm sorry. Where are they?
Starting point is 01:19:32 Who are they? Yeah, yeah. Fuck on the way. You ain't got a way. Yeah. You got to get your beard back. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:39 You're right. With you, you're right. You think you, I know what going on. You think you're being being cute up. That nigga trying to knock some cute at home.
Starting point is 01:19:47 They're like, yeah, he's trying to look Puerto Rican and some. You got to entire episodes with no head. They ain't going to let me do it, man. You want to be a cute dog, don't you? Save his face. Oh, no. Part of his hazing process. Yeah, man, that nigga being haze, man, nigga 38.
Starting point is 01:20:08 That nigga 50. That's my honorary member. You're a young head. Hey, man, you got a baby. He's a baby too. Oh, he's a vampire. Call your daddy. Let me walk, man.
Starting point is 01:20:18 You're a . You're a 52? He's 48, man. He's 48, man. That's great. He's 48, man. He's trying to shave his face. I know that's right.
Starting point is 01:20:29 You ain't gonna know he old till he falls to sleep. Yeah, he only got the old shit. Why you say? You got the old man. He changed up. Why would you change it? Sleep like an old man. When you fall asleep, it definitely tell if you are old.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Put your mouth open. Yeah, that thing doesn't do. It sink in. Oh, you're out of here. Watch it starts sinking it on the bottle, you get, girl. That's an OG nigga. Once you start folding that motherfucker's in, yeah, you over 40, big dog. You got the cuck mouth.
Starting point is 01:20:58 Fort three. Fort three. He don't want to talk about it. Yeah. They're a nigga 53. He's, you know, y'all serious? But he's old and hell. I just drink a lot of water.
Starting point is 01:21:06 You serious? You ain't up there 53. I swung everything. Y'all, 53. And nobody's fucking real, man. He did, he did, he did, he did. the good time screen for Michael Jackson Land Tour. You don't believe that nigga from the street?
Starting point is 01:21:23 Where did you see his feet? We got a careless hair or not. We got them March to Montgomery feet. We got feet of a boy in motor company working. I'm a funny feet. You got out. Take his shoes off. Look like he's still wearing boots.
Starting point is 01:21:43 Oh, yeah. Oh, bro. That's hell of funny. Don't let him do you like that, Jane on end. Don't let him do you like that. Why he thought like that? D.C. He didn't, he didn't, he didn't argue about it.
Starting point is 01:21:59 So, yeah. He for sure. He been stuck in that era. He been stuck in that era since the 70. 80s, 70. Yeah, 2019. How you doing, brother? I never left.
Starting point is 01:22:14 What? 503 That was me. That niggas just left for Richard Pryor show that nigga in a whole different air That's the oldest young nigga, man. That's hilarious, bro. That's what Jim Jones said.
Starting point is 01:22:32 He said he's the oldest Y-N. He is. He is. I ain't going to lie my nigga Jim Jones. Jim Jones, it's a tie between Jim Jones the future for sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:41 But I think Jim Jones got it, though. I think Jim Jones got it. No, I don't think Jim Jones that ordered in future. No, I'm talking about being the final boss of it, though. Hmm? I think Jim Jones may be the final boss, but it's the close tie with future. Let me see. 48?
Starting point is 01:22:56 Yeah, damn. Ooh. That's good living. No, he not know why. How old future? How old future? Oh, no. Jim Jones, he's 50.
Starting point is 01:23:05 Yeah, that's what I'm saying? Jim Jones, 50. He's not the way in. He's about to be 50 then. That ain't a way in. Future 41. That's it. They're saying they...
Starting point is 01:23:14 He could drop niggas off at the clubs did, like, man, y'all just... That just goes to show you, right? After a certain age, it don't matter. Like, you're coming in? I'm going to go to the house, man. I'm going to head to the house, man. I'm going to chill in the puddle out for a little man. But the thing about, like, Jim Jones and Future and them,
Starting point is 01:23:34 they didn't like that the whole time. So how do you just stop being who you is when you get to a certain age? You get all right. Jim Jones, this nigga, 48, whatever, right? He'd be like, all right, nigga, he's going to just start dressing different. That's what they want you to do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:23:49 But they can't tell you what to fucking do. That's what I'm saying. So is he acting like a Y-N? No, no, no. He's a, he's a nigger with a, he's a wise 48 nigga with sauce. That's what I'm saying. That's all that is. That's all that is.
Starting point is 01:24:02 You feel me? Because a nigga coming through saucy. Everybody's not, every dude got a suit. Everybody can't get hold. Everybody got a student tiger. Give me the Bluetooth's juice. Give me the Bluetooth. And we're going to go and take a walk
Starting point is 01:24:15 and eat peanut butter. Let me start going to keep doing the same shit. Hey, man, you're 40, man. It's a general and a generation thing, too. I feel like Jim Jones from up north. Yeah, he's in New York, nigga. Down south, I feel like we're used to seeing the dude who get older and do the transition.
Starting point is 01:24:35 In transition, though. You always want to be the nigga that dressed well. It don't even matter what's your age. You always want to be a dude that's 50 that come out with that. I'm like, hey, y'all young niggas ain't wearing shit. But I go like, you do get a certain age and you can put the same shit on that the young niggas wearing
Starting point is 01:24:51 and it's like, all right, look. Let's just like back in the day I won't wear this. Once I see the motorcycle, paint, yeah, that's a lot of jeet shit. But I'm stepping on the niggins, though. That's a moody. I'm stepping on your niggins. Hey, man, I got a backyard, you know,
Starting point is 01:25:00 barbecue today, yeah. You know what, damn it to me? With you. With your mama. Right. That's not a highlight, y'all. Y'all, y'all, y'all. Keep breaking bottles in the street.
Starting point is 01:25:09 I got cars. You don't want to have your mama, I want to speak with it. Listen, when I walk to my mail box is important. You understand me? You tripping. No, for real. Do you believe that? It's a regional difference as far as it like the transition.
Starting point is 01:25:29 No, it's just times have changed, niggas. And now you realizing that looking back at life, motherfuckers wasn't as old as you thought they were. They just dressed all the same. Yeah, yeah. You got to think about a nigga back in the day was dressed old a hell at 22. They were. The niggins are out three old asses. That's a shit.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Long in a head. This thing go patty on. Everybody looks like a slave. Yeah. Don't do that, DC. Don't do that. Don't do that. Nick, little old and four.
Starting point is 01:25:55 Nick, age early back in the day. Like, how old here? 17? No, that's it. They got this. This not what they wore all the time. This was their best shit. This was their Sunday shit.
Starting point is 01:26:09 And then this got to keep in mind, nigger, when you put up, when you taking a picture back, Back in them days, it wasn't just the, no, everyday shit, nigga, it was, you put that shit on. Not even that shit. Just make sure you, don't be, you got have some clothes on to take a picture. Right. Not no bullshit, not no pants, not no shit you're going to wear every day.
Starting point is 01:26:28 You better go put some, got-tham clothes on. And then were the big sense. I was brought up in the house that you don't wear jeans if you finner. Yeah, my dad ain't, you're about to take, why you got jeans on? Go on there and put real bridges on. My son's fresh. My daddy, hey, I saw my dad two times with a b-neck on
Starting point is 01:26:49 and some jeans in my life. Old niggas don't wear jeans, bro. Niggas that jeans, bros. Like your granddad, you know, your great-off in them? Niggins don't wear no shit because they got the big-ass nuts. They ain't never seen my granddad in no jays. When you get them big granddad and nuts, you don't want no jeans on.
Starting point is 01:27:07 That's my granddad will overall. My granddad has their big beard on. The blue one. They're sitting out like that. That ain't gonna sit on them big swole that nut. Yeah, them big wheeler or nuts? Yeah, they're gonna fuck swole. Yeah, they're gonna swole up.
Starting point is 01:27:25 Them nuts right there brought a boat at a call. Bow, yeah. Whoa. You know how they got like that. You know how they got like that. Right now, we were fucking back in the day when they were wak them, why, walk him, wow, right there. Out there, bail back in it.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Oh, tell you, bro. Oh, this is great. That's hell of funny. I'm telling you, bro. She said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders.
Starting point is 01:28:03 In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there. that absolutely know what happened. Listen to Paper Ghosts, the Texas Teen Murders, on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Robert Smith.
Starting point is 01:28:25 This is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show.
Starting point is 01:29:05 We're plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business. geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked, like Thomas Edison and the electric chair.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Listen to business history on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a dream, and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time? You get Desi Arness, a trailblazer,
Starting point is 01:29:37 a businessman, a husband, and maybe most importantly, the first Latino to break prime time wide open. Wilmer Valderama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you and millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story. From plening canary cages to this night here in New York, it's a long ways. On the podcast starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderama, I'll take you in a journey to Desi's life, the moments it has overlapped with mine, how he redefined American television and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting
Starting point is 01:30:08 for a face like hours on screen. This is the story of how one man's spotlight, the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy today. Listen to starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama. That's part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. In the new podcast, Hell in Heaven, two young Americans moved to the Costa Rican jungle to start over, but one will end up dead, the other tried for murder. Not once.
Starting point is 01:30:43 People weren't wild. Not twice. Stunned. But three times. John and Ann Bender are rich and attractive, and they're devoted to each other. They create a nature reserve and build a spectacular circular home
Starting point is 01:30:59 high on the top of a hill. But little by little, their dream starts to crumble, and our couple retreat from reality. They lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control.
Starting point is 01:31:19 Listen to hell in heaven on the I-Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Big Take podcast from Bloomberg News dives deep into one big global business story every weekday. A shutdown means we don't get the data, but it also means for President Trump that there's no chance of bad news on the, labor market. What does a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich reveal about the economy? Our breakfast foods are consistent consumer staples, and so they sort of become outsize indicators of inflation. What's behind Elon Musk's trillion dollar payout? There's a sort of concerted effort to message that Musk is coming back. He's putting politics aside. He's left the White House. And what can the PCE tell you that the CPI can't? CPI tries to measure how to
Starting point is 01:32:11 pocket costs that consumers are paying for things, whereas the PCE index that the Fed targets is a little bit broader of a measure. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Granddad had two families. You get old. You like to wear loose clothes. No, your nuts don't.
Starting point is 01:32:33 Once you have some grandkids, then your nuts get even bigger. Because you got to have a big nuts to be the granddad of the family. That's why you got to grow it to his nut. You got daddy nuts, then you get Granddad's a nut. Once Granddaddy, Kate was short. Yeah. But once you got two granddaddy, it can't be two granddaddy and that. I got to have the nuts.
Starting point is 01:32:55 They're going to hit. They're going to ball. They're going to go out of the ball. Come on, baby, I got to get my nuts. Come on, baby, I got to get my nuts. He threw the bitches over his shoulder. I'm fucking for my nuts. After 30 years.
Starting point is 01:33:14 It's going to be some, it's going to be some consequences. That's what I was trying to tell you a nigga, you can fuck a lot, but slow down. No, you don't. Don't. None of miles out. Fuck slowing down. No, no, what I'm saying is,
Starting point is 01:33:25 stop fucking like you don't know if you're going to get some pussy. Yeah, you do. You don't know. Yes, dude. You got to know you're going to get something. No, that's how you do it. When you want. I got to get this.
Starting point is 01:33:35 I know, every nigga ain't got the prime privileged. I'm fucked that up. You feel? Yeah, we're with you. You know what I'm talking about, though. The privilege, nigga. Nigna, everybody didn't got that. No. Because you know them days where you did.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Everybody had a game. No guarantee. Like, I don't know. Don't listen to that. And everybody ain't have no game. Every piece is supposed to you get treated like it's your last piece. Valu it. No matter what.
Starting point is 01:33:57 Yeah, no matter what, under any circumstance. You can value the cushion, but don't think it's your last. Because what you do, you're going to be tripping, bro. You might. You got to assume there. That's going to assume. the niggas crazy. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:34:09 He's gonna be outside her window. You got a bitch, a pussy. Oh no way in him against my pussy. You, you, you can't up your nigga, bitch. That's right when niggas care about you. But the number one thing, is you gotta appreciate every piece. Yes, that's true.
Starting point is 01:34:30 For sure. Even if it's bad. You gotta be thankful. No, no, if it's bad, you gotta be like, man, I don't waste my dick on this weak-ass No, no, just give her hug, because she's still engaged for pussy.
Starting point is 01:34:40 You can't do that. Right, she's still providing it. You know what? Give her a kiss on the chief, we're like, we're going to work on it. It leaves. You ain't, you got to leave a fuck up. Like, what did I do? Nah, baby.
Starting point is 01:34:50 We'll work on it. We'll work on it. You're going to get. You're going to be like, just work on it. You got to leave my ass. Like, what did I do? I'm like, girl, we'll work on it. Man.
Starting point is 01:35:06 No, you got to be a person. You gotta be appreciating. There you go. I'm not giving them over that grace. They're not giving up that grace. What? They're not going to give you that grace if you're in a little.
Starting point is 01:35:16 Your sound, y'all sound broken. They're not going to give you that grace because if your shit don't get up. Who have you been dating? That's what I'm saying. They ain't going to give you no grace if your shit don't get up. Your shit doesn't get up. You got to deal with quality women. I'm going to tell you later.
Starting point is 01:35:32 I'm going to give you some grace. Now, I'm going to give you. You know what your name is in their phone? Can't get right. Okay, because after that second time, okay, fuck, niggins. Might not be a second time. You got to understand. When you get in Cousia and not knowing that you ain't going to get no Coochia,
Starting point is 01:35:47 you always got to, you got to perform. Hold up. Wait a minute. You got to go back. No, you don't. I need my name. If you were in a woman, then you're going to get hard. I'm coming to clean my name.
Starting point is 01:35:58 It works. Bishers will be talking about this in the boot chat. Don't make me. No, because as you get older, you start the real. lies, man. Trust your body. Your body. Your body. You don't know what the fuck you just saved you that night. Your body mind. You don't know what the fuck you just saved yourself from.
Starting point is 01:36:16 Your dick knows some shit that your mind don't. I can see that. Because think about all the women you didn't fuck, man, there wasn't no problem. And then something, today it's a red flag. Hold up. Wait a minute. What you see, dick tell you? Nah, he's going on like that. I feel you. I feel you.
Starting point is 01:36:33 I feel you. I feel you. I feel you. I feel like, no. Trust me. Trust me. This bitch got the key out. She gets freaking easy, bro. She's first. Yeah, I'm definitely listening.
Starting point is 01:36:45 She's going to tell her. You got to stay away from it. Cray part about it. I won't eat listening. I'm still down there, chat. I love it. Come on, man. Get right, man.
Starting point is 01:36:57 No, I think. I didn't get in the gummy arm somebody down. Yeah, right. I'm trying. Why you keep coming up and down? No, don't worry about you. No real shit. If she liked the gummy worn, she's like, you for real.
Starting point is 01:37:09 Yeah, that's guaranteed. That's guaranteed. That's love. Now you can get naked with the bitch if y'all start. That's when you, you've seen my shit on squeam on like this. We can for sure can do this. Yeah, for sure. We're there.
Starting point is 01:37:23 First of all, if I just come out like that, I want to rid of nowhere. What's the head of my door just even sure? You're this motherfucker like, ah. That's what you show up with. Look what's going on. That drunk, like, oh, they ain't getting a fuck. Do what you're going to do, bitch. Who you're gonna tell?
Starting point is 01:37:38 Tell the truth. Tell us. What's the wrong? Hey, I don't know. You touched my hands. You know. I don't like that shit. You took out of mood out.
Starting point is 01:37:48 No. You're trying to make me to miss. I don't like, talk too much when I'm trying to fuck. Not like talk about the sex. I'm talking about like just talking in the mist. All right. The talking is over.
Starting point is 01:38:00 Let's get to the fucking now. I don't be asking me. I don't like to fuck with the music on. I understand that too. I don't understand that too. I don't hear that. You're like to poke the music. I want to hear the bitch.
Starting point is 01:38:09 I fuck the bitch to the beat. Base draw. Base draw, bass drum, bass drum. Slats, snap, high hat, high hat. That nigga in that door is on, boy, don't it. You know what? I'm fucking love with the beat draw. I get slow.
Starting point is 01:38:20 I'd be like, yeah, that beat jude drop. Yeah, she's like, what you doing? Um, bill, oh, bass drum, bass drum. You know what I'm hitting her to. When? I did it. Like, a soundtrack. Listen, bro.
Starting point is 01:38:38 This thing is stupid. Not all the time, but music just hit with the stroke guy. That shit, J.B. I think I done that shit so much growing up. I'm like, at this age, I'm like, I want to hear your voice. I need to see some shit. Yeah, you can't hear the music up loud, loud, nigga. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:53 He got this shit up loud, loud, loud. Oh, mammas? It's loud, but I want to hear her, too. Yeah, yeah, good little media. Yeah, yeah. Not no fast music, though. Okay, yeah. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:03 Tempo got to be like. But that's, now you play slow music. Now you play slow music. Now you're playing slow music. You damn me on some Finneget naked type of shit. Right, because you take me this guy and you got part of your booty out and then you see it out in the background. Why you can't? No, that's too intimate.
Starting point is 01:39:18 You just gave me an idea. That's okay. I got two positions. We're going to be right here all right. With the music on. Just need a soundtrack or songs you can get some pussy to. And the name of the album going to be called Finnaget naked. Fennigit naked.
Starting point is 01:39:35 That's a good one. It's an old genre of music. They should burn back an infomercial for it. That's the sex playlist. Mm-hmm. Old school. Not a whole lot of talking, it's more music. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:39:47 Put the bring the music back. Mm-hmm. Do it like a quiet song? You can fuck too. Because niggas ain't making songs you can fuck to, though. That's what it is. Because you'll fuck around to add too many questions and get hurt. Because if you ask that shit, that shit feel good and she don't say nothing.
Starting point is 01:40:02 You, y'all. I don't hurt your feelings. Anytime you ask a woman a question why you having sex and she don't say nothing, I think she's cheating on somebody. Mm-hmm. You got to build your confidence up to get to that point, though.
Starting point is 01:40:14 No, you don't. You just got to be bold. Yeah, you really got to be like, you really got to be respectful of the answer she gets you. Yeah. You got to be ready for it. I swear on everything.
Starting point is 01:40:24 I asked a bitch, I was like, who person is in? She was like, I'm like, whoa. You never ready for a real answer. Well, don't. Laude me. I'm like, I'm like, I was like, I was like, I started fucking a heart. I'm trying to get this.
Starting point is 01:40:37 It's mine. She's like, listen, listen, hey, it's not yours. I'm just giving it to you. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. You're right. I'm in here asking too. You are giving it to you. You ever told a bitch, you know,
Starting point is 01:40:52 you know what a piece of a dad and like, you're like, no. You were like, damn. Exactly. Don't, don't. Don't. No. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:41:02 Not at all. All right, bitch. I need to find a new little way to destroy my ego. That this shit ain't going to work. Just like my name. I was saying, that's going to fucking, since you got a buddy. He's like, yeah, he's yours. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:41:17 Oh, that's funny. You know what I'm going to do it, but it's not a judge. I shouldn't ask for me. You shouldn't ask you. You should have like, I'm giving it to me, but it's not yours. You belong to somebody. Yeah. That's right off a little corner of that and let you have some of that you guys out of pocket.
Starting point is 01:41:29 That's what happened. You get a geek guy down. Yeah, bitch. That's a little tripping. Come on, baby. Let me just get this nut out of the way. This is where I want to take my clothes off. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:41:43 Everything I love, bro. Oh, that's elefutty. I swear to everything. Goddamn G.G. Goddamn Loth. D.C. Young Fly and Louisville. And J.O.N. Even though, you know, he's a mustache bandit right now.
Starting point is 01:42:03 I feel like we're going to talk about. That's what it looks like. That's what it feels like. That's what it feels like. I got one off. I feel like this conversation like we're about to play. Who?
Starting point is 01:42:14 So tell me what you were at last night, bro. That's what this energy feels like. Hey, this is what it feels like. That's what it feels like. What was you at last night, brother? You got in the heat of the night. Y'all think of the night. In the heat of the night.
Starting point is 01:42:31 He go home and run straight to the heat of the night. Can't wait for this. Hey, that's a specific age group in the heat of the night, baby. Those are comforting episodes. I ain't gonna lie, I'm shit with depressing and fuck. They were supposed to be.
Starting point is 01:42:47 They were supposed to be. They weren't for you. They were supposed to be. And every time I saw that police car, he got a, hey, we got, I'm like, ugh. There's some shit going on tonight. Whoever wrote that shit knew exactly how to appeal to black people.
Starting point is 01:43:02 They made that goddamn white sheriff look good in the motherfucker on there. You know, he always, he always acted like he was so concerned about the black kids and shit. Well, one of the children are going to do. Commercial for the next week. What y'all going to do with that baby? What are you going to do with that baby? They always made sheriff Galisbee look so sympathetic to black people. He's taking niggas to jail and they make it look like he doing them a favor.
Starting point is 01:43:35 So did. Had me thinking he were passing. Like, I thought old boy was Creole. He was sneaking a little action. Yeah, like, I thought he was a little, he was Creole because he was a little too. I think he was concerned about the community. They got the blackest cop to play the blackest, that nigga in America. What you were doing with that gal down about at the river?
Starting point is 01:43:57 I'm telling him, and then they gave him the white boy. I'm going to tell you a lot of that here. He was going on. I'm like, why they get him that boy? They gave it the tibs. Yeah, they gave the tibs, man. Black is the nigger in America. That was the fur west of tonight.
Starting point is 01:44:09 Hey, but that's one of the hardest theme songs on the planet earth, though. That nigger was too sad. In the heat of the night. In the heat of the night. I still remember when he lost his wife and all that shit and when he started drinking. Yeah, she started drinking real bad.
Starting point is 01:44:21 He started drinking real bad. That he started sweating molasses. Because remember he had the little Lachigan wife and then she left him. Yeah, she left him. That's when he started drinking and falling off and to get his life back together. Yep, show down wool.
Starting point is 01:44:34 I hate it that damn. I think they tried to change Sheriff Galisbee's image from him being Archie Bunker. Yeah. Because Archie Bunker was looked at like... Archie Munker ain't getting fucked, by. Archie Bunker was a different...
Starting point is 01:44:51 You're blacking on like you. Yeah. Archie Bunker was a different nigger, boy. He said a nigger on this show. Archie Bunker say whatever. He wanted to stop. No consequence. His wife was cool, though, bro.
Starting point is 01:45:05 Eden. Eden was cool, bro. She didn't really know what the folk were going. Archie! Oh, Archie! Why would you go out? Oh, shit. Smoking this cigar.
Starting point is 01:45:17 Why would you do that? Why eat it? Why do you want to eat him? She would not let that nigger be racing. I want to call him a nigger. I'm not. I don't know what I said that shit on you. You can't say it on you.
Starting point is 01:45:31 Archie Bucker did whatever he did. You wanted to do that. You want to see them. See? And when George Jefferson came on there, that was everybody's grandpa favorite episode. Because George Jefferson came on there and called him a honky, right? On national TV and all old black people look at that episode. That's wrong.
Starting point is 01:45:48 That was hard. That was hard. We got a hunky on TV back then? That's wrong. That's what they were saying. Edith was on them pills. That's now looking back. Now we know she.
Starting point is 01:45:58 She was on them uppers. Yeah. Like all them housewives back in the day. in the day. They were popping on. That's why she would just sit there and clean up all day. She ain't fucking high. But see, she couldn't, they needed them pills to keep up with the cleaning because they
Starting point is 01:46:10 ain't had no cleaning no more, because my grandma don't work there no more. So now they got to take the pills to keep up with the cleaning, and then that became the rise of the easy meals. Because them bitches don't know what they're doing in there. They didn't put mayonnaise, Miracle Whelp, Spam, and peas and a casserole. Oh, T, I never knew that. All Tia never. I didn't for you, and it's Oh, Tee.
Starting point is 01:46:37 Hey, what, that nigga son? That nigga son was a drunk, too, way. That might just, oh, it was their daughter. Daughter husband. They were the world. He didn't like that, nigg. Me head. That might be some sound shit.
Starting point is 01:46:49 He didn't fucking that daughter. Now that you cut the way you said it, I thought about it. What do you do? What? This brown here and lay up from my daughter, huh? Hold on. Hold on. on the low
Starting point is 01:47:01 everybody grandma had a little white family that they raised in the deep south definitely my grandma is named after the white family
Starting point is 01:47:09 that my great grandma worked for I know Whitfield is that the white woman I know I know I'm talking about her name she's named after like my great grandma
Starting point is 01:47:20 worked for these people for Elva and she took their name and named my grandma after them and then my grandma is out of
Starting point is 01:47:28 running around with two people name that her mother cleaned up for her. Oh, look. Everybody in the comments, leave a comment if your grandma raised a white family. Raised the white family? Like, they were shared. Like, you're from the deep south. And your grandma, like,
Starting point is 01:47:42 or your great grandma, like, raised the white family. Their job was called farmer. Housekeeper. My grandparents, my grandparents were sharecroppers. And the family that she worked for, let her live in the house. It was a sharecropper. And they told her that their family can stay in that house
Starting point is 01:47:58 all the way until my last grandpents. that worked for them died. And until then, they didn't have to pay no rent. They can stay there. Damn. And they finally moved out of that house and tore it down in like the 90s. Damn.
Starting point is 01:48:11 Don't have to try 10, nigger, bro. We're living in a town. We can run around. Think about shit back in. Crazy. Early 2000, matter of fact. And like, they didn't even get an out,
Starting point is 01:48:20 they didn't even get a toilet until the late 90s. Like, my great grandma literally had an outhouse. You go outside and use the bathroom by where the slop hogs it. And like, this is in the 90s. I'm out there in British night walking over slop to go out there and pee.
Starting point is 01:48:38 I ain't never had no house. You used the outhouse in there. And when you know our house, it was like just a- My dad told me about that shit. Yeah. You didn't have any tissue or you take napkins with you. You take the napkins with you. Like my great-grandparents didn't even get a working bathroom
Starting point is 01:48:55 until the 90s. Like they lived in the house and they share across. Yeah, that's a whole different. Yeah. For sure. That shit real back then, bro. And like, they definitely worked for that white family for years. I know Whitfield.
Starting point is 01:49:06 For years. We come from Beaufort. Bufourne Lewis. All them for white. I don't get a fuck. We took y'all name, nigga. I wish the world would go back to what it was, bro. Like, what you mean?
Starting point is 01:49:16 Linger. How far bad? I ain't trying to go too far back. Fuck that. I ain't going to lie. This shit. Not good. Yeah, I'm good.
Starting point is 01:49:26 But just how she used to be. About six. Segregation don't have us back. Not that, not that time, period. I'm just saying the way, like, we just wake up, we like, we, come on, man, turn it back. It's just, shit, it's some shit that we did do that was.
Starting point is 01:49:43 So normal that we can't do no more. Right. Like you can't drink outside water no more. Yeah, it don't look good now. No, for real, though. It don't look good. Oh, my mama. Take it back to 2225.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Yeah, what? You drink outside water, now they judge you. You can't drink outside water, that's shit of kids. You can't drink spiket water no more. Why not? They judge you.
Starting point is 01:50:09 Oh, okay. It ain't, they don't got the same vibe no more to drink. I still get there. The who? Spicket water, hose pipe water. Boy, that's it. Tap water. Yeah, tap water.
Starting point is 01:50:20 I say you can't drink water from outside. Why not? That shit to kill you. From the water, oh man, from the house. What's the difference between now and then when it was growing up? I'm from the country, nigga, everybody. That's all we did. Hold on, but you got to let it run first.
Starting point is 01:50:32 It could be some worms and shit and all that crazy that shit. You went straight to it, but you're going to get sick. Hey, hey. Hey, that's going to run for a guy. It did go crazy. You couldn't drink that shit. You ain't drunk no water from outside. You drink a whole spot water.
Starting point is 01:50:48 If you drink water on the sink, you will. Yeah, that's still the outside. I know I'm drinking water from the sink. I ain't gonna lie too. Ever drunk some water from outside and know that water outside know that water from in the house and water from outside. Yeah, it does taste different. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:51:02 I don't know. I'm not under the ground. I don't know. Yeah. You what? I don't know. I'm not under the ground. How do the pipes work?
Starting point is 01:51:10 I mean, so you're telling me the water that's connected to my house and the water outside and the water that's inside. When it comes out there, no, it just tastes it. It tastes different. It tastes different. I don't did it. I didn't get it before. The what fuck is you talking about?
Starting point is 01:51:26 That shit don't taste like the water. water in the house? She didn't me? Nothing fucking. Because he was thirsty. Nah, man. He'd be full of shit. This is nothing.
Starting point is 01:51:35 I was what? I ain't never drunk that water back. Man, this shit different, man. And you do it taste different, though. Like, when you drank it out the hole in spite, it's got... You got to drink it out the... I don't know. I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:51:47 I didn't know. They had two water hoses. You had one water holes for water in the garden and then... You're tasting the hole. You're tasting the water holes. Yeah. That makes sense. I'm like, why would your house water
Starting point is 01:52:00 that makes me different from the water inside your house? It's the same house. It's the same. Don't give me two water. It might be. I don't need water, but it takes different. So you got outside water and you got an inside water.
Starting point is 01:52:14 If you got a filter inside, of course it's a different because it's getting filtered coming out. Right. Yeah, me all the water that's connected to your house should be getting filtered anyway. All that shit was the same. We had well water. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:52:27 Now, well-in-law, well-ed-law, now, that at country time. That's what I'm saying. I don't know about that. The well-water taste different, babe-water taste different, baby. That's real fresh. That's it fresh. It's fresh. It's fresh.
Starting point is 01:52:41 In the country. It's from the earth. It's from the earth. Damn. It's from the earth. When you taste it, man, I can just. This ain't coming from the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:53 It's coming from the earth. That's clear. Anybody that grew up on wheel water, that shit comes from earth. Man, that shit was amazing. Well water hit different, man. Yeah, well water hit different. Did y'all get it a lot, like often? What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:53:02 What's a lot of people? You know? No, that's what it was. No, that's what it was. You can't get no well water in the way. Yeah, me, y'all ran out of water. That's an area with this shit. Come put a little water and y'all out of water.
Starting point is 01:53:15 Yeah, it was. No, it was. Well, wait. Don't explain well water to these, niggins. That what I mean? I'm so fucking disappointed in you, man. It might be too country for you, man. That's not.
Starting point is 01:53:25 Why, you nigg. I'm gonna say, I got this shit. Don't explain it to her. I'm offended. I almost swung on this. The pipe shit, I don't know about the pipe shit. I don't know about the pipe. No, I ain't never had this.
Starting point is 01:53:38 I'm crudged, but I ain't nothing about the pipe. That's how I know these ain't the type of niggers that and they're filled the motherfuckers. Straight out the sink and this shit already cold. You put it up in that bitch. It's already frosty on the outside of the Jews. The jug is like, it's frost and as it fill up, you can see the condensation rolling down the side of your home. What is what you mean? The water, when you get it out of the sink
Starting point is 01:53:58 when you turn this motherfucking hot water on, nigger, do not put your hand in this shit. This shit will burn the fucking ice cold. Like the hot water. Ice cold. This shit is 10 times hotter than the other shit. I don't know. That shit like thermal water used to be so hot in the country
Starting point is 01:54:17 where we live, nigger. This shit will come out great. This shit's scalding hot. I'm talking about, niggie. You have to be about now. 10 before motherfuckers have to stop coming in there and checking the shower, because this shit will literally burn the fucking skin. Ain't no in between, babe.
Starting point is 01:54:34 Bray, you gotta know how to mix that shit like a scientist. It's like this much hot, like this much more. You gotta time it just right. Yeah, you gotta be careful with this. At grandma, my mom, no hot water. This shit hot. All day, right. Ain't no rubber and none, ain't no rober and nothing.
Starting point is 01:54:51 My dad is out of my dad. We want a hot man. So everything is going to be extra hot water. So it's going to be extra hot or extra cold when it's coming out, them pipes. Man. And when that water first comes out in the shower, it's like, lorraine. Hey, this shit hotter than hell. I'm talking about this shit come out.
Starting point is 01:55:10 Great with motherfucking steam out of this shit. Not like this pussy's-ass hot water they got in there. This shit is a lot of my head was on the stove. I said, oh, that's barely to get hot. Man. I like my shit, steam and turn it to them. You can't take no shit, not just straight hot with this shit. I put that on everything you couldn't do that.
Starting point is 01:55:31 With the well water. Man. You can't. You can not do that shit. I don't get fucking who you are. You don't have to do it. When you grow up in the country, I think, I think we grow up in the country, it's a lot of experiences you're going to have. But the well water comes from the earth so it's like you only have to pay for that shit.
Starting point is 01:55:45 Oh yeah, you're going to pay for that. You got to pay for it. You're going to pay for that. They're going to make you pay for everything. See, that's the good look. She can't pay for that. She doesn't even belong to them. Hey, what you do it.
Starting point is 01:55:55 It's more about living in the country. Charging niggas for work. At least they, we own this little P. Right. We got our little P. Everybody down south and the deep South got their little P. Everybody got their, everybody worked together. They're like the city of Atlanta, right?
Starting point is 01:56:08 They're like, and you're in the country, where you stay at, they're pretty much like all your people on this road. Right. Your whole family live on this street. The whole road. That's how it is an emceecee. This street right here, everybody, your cousin, your aunt, and then up the street, that family been living up for 42 years.
Starting point is 01:56:25 But then your grandma stayed behind you or some shit. Them the milk. I got like nine kids on one. They're like right here, then all right here, like in the air shape. Everybody on their land. All the trailers breed in. All the Cadillacs paid for.
Starting point is 01:56:38 Because I like it. It's the house that you can just put it on the land. Mammas, yeah, I got folks in Texas Canada. They're, like, real country down there. Textic County. When they come with the grill, the grill wasn't in the box. They pulled up with the grill on the back of the truck,
Starting point is 01:56:51 like the big boy grease. Yeah, yeah. Grown man grill. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. The last time I went home, I was talking to some niggas that I lived with when I lived in the project.
Starting point is 01:57:05 And then I was talking to some niggas who lived on the outskirts. We live in the same small land city, but we had two totally different experience, us in the project and them out of the country. Then when we moved to the country, I was like, oh, this is what the fuck y'all been doing that? Which one you... I saw it in the project, though. What? Which one you like more? The projects are the country.
Starting point is 01:57:32 It's two different lifestyle. I like project. It's too different. It's too different. It's too different. It's like, it's nonstop. I don't know if people understand what it's like to really live somewhere dangerous as far.
Starting point is 01:57:46 Yeah, it's true. But if you're from there, you good. You good. Right. But that's everywhere. What's the difference between the country? No, it ain't that. Country, everybody can go home.
Starting point is 01:57:56 And you can still see your motherfuckers, but you can go across the street, you can go across the crib, you can go across the school, you at the career, you still at the country. No, but in the project, the thing about being in there. You don't want to be in the house? Yeah, the project. You're outside.
Starting point is 01:58:08 Even if you're sitting on your porch. You outside. As soon as you, like, walk outside, you just tuned in to what the fuck going on. It's 3,000 things. It's non-stop. In the project, everybody put together. And then the country, you spread out.
Starting point is 01:58:22 I always be like, you know what I'm telling you. Everybody not on top each other. And the project, it's even when I go home, I still hear our conversation. Yeah, yeah. Right, everybody on top each other. We, we, we, we, we, I, damn. But when you're in the project, though,
Starting point is 01:58:34 you're going through shit together. Everybody going through the same shit. Everybody knows everybody's like, it's a lot more, it's the, like for it to be such a negative environment, the people from the outside looking in and never understand the positivity that motherfucker is trying to push out. Just to push through daily life shit.
Starting point is 01:58:56 And then it's like you look at people, it's the sense of community. Right. And people don't understand that when you grow up poor or impoverished in any kind of way, your currency that you have because you don't have money, your currency is your spirit. And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying, suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents, and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of breaking bad.
Starting point is 01:59:37 Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened. Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you. you get your podcasts. What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a dream, and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time? You get Desi Arness, a trailblazer, a businessman, a husband, and maybe, most importantly, the first Latino to break prime time wide open.
Starting point is 02:00:08 I'm Wilmer Valderrama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you and millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story. From plening canary cages to this night here in New York, it's a long ways. On the podcast starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama, I'll take you in a journey to Desi's life. The moments it has overlapped with mine, how he redefined American television,
Starting point is 02:00:30 and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting for a face like hours on screen. This is the story of how one man's spotlight lit the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy today. Listen to starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama as part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 02:00:53 I'm Robert Smith. This is Jacob Goldstein. And we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people, horrible ideas and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson.
Starting point is 02:01:20 Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show.
Starting point is 02:01:34 We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked.
Starting point is 02:01:45 Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. In the new podcast, hell in heaven, two young Americans moved to the Costa Rican jungle to start over, but one will end up dead. The other tried for murder.
Starting point is 02:02:10 Not once. People went wild. Not twice. Stunned. But three times. John and Anne. Bender are rich and attractive, and they're devoted to each other. They create a nature reserve and build a spectacular circular home high on the top of a hill. But little by little, their dream
Starting point is 02:02:33 starts to crumble, and our couple retreat from reality. They lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Big Take podcast from Bloomberg News dives deep into one big global business story every weekday. A shutdown means we don't get the data, but it also means for President Trump that there's no chance of bad news on the labor market. What does a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich reveal about the economy? Our breakfast foods are consistent consumer staples, and so they sort of become outsize indicators of inflation. What's behind Elon Musk's trillion dollar payout?
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Starting point is 02:03:57 So that's one thing that people don't understand about when they see black people be poor and they still look happy or they still look like they're making it. They look like they, black poor look different than everybody else's poor. Black poor can be impoverish and destitute, but you're still friends. fresh as fuck. Fresh. Because your mama don't want you to look like what y'all going to. Your spirit still, for sure.
Starting point is 02:04:18 You still not your spirit. Your mom still give you that uplift and your daddy still pour into you because she know she can't give it to you financially. Your daddy know he ain't got it. So they pour it into you as far as in your spirit. Your mama tell you every day that you her sunshine. And she bought you that big horse polo shirt from T.J. Max. And it was $39.
Starting point is 02:04:36 She didn't have it, but she bought it for you anyway. Because in the stop, you put that polo shirt on for photo day. That's what you do. My mom would have went for CJ Mac. You're going to TJ Matt, spend the big horse on. She said, we feel like on the Kmart. Your currency is your spirit. To show you how to spend this harder.
Starting point is 02:04:52 Finish how to spend this hunter. That's exactly what we was talking about. It's like, and then it's, that's why you learn how to do so many different things when you're from that type of environment. Because you see everybody having to do so many different things to make it. That's how you learn how to hustle. That's how you learn how to network. Because you can't be shy when you're from the hood. Oh, mama.
Starting point is 02:05:13 Because at some point, they're going to try you. You're going to be known in this hood for something. You got to be known for something. And it's not what you're going to be known for. Like, I stayed in the neighborhood, but my partner stayed in the project, right? Like, don't even wrong, like, my neighborhood would boom. But projects, we used to always love to go in there hang in the project. Because, I swear, everything, bro, the moment you walk in this piece, it's like,
Starting point is 02:05:36 crack is boom. It's nine, ten, nine, ten, guys. Like, you got a lot of, motherfuckold barbecue. You got little dizzy ass. They don't fall. over here twice already. You're just like, man, I don't want to go home. That's true.
Starting point is 02:05:47 I live in the country. Big ass, man, we're outside. And I wanted to spend the night with my kids of Coco. And she said that. She was in the hood. I wanted to be there every weekend. I do not care. I don't want to be at my grandma and grandpa house.
Starting point is 02:05:59 I want to be at your house. Everybody outside is parties. They're hanging out by the pay phone. It's a lot going on. That shit, me, I'm talking about it booming. When they get dark, it's the way we described. That's the way we described. That shit was.
Starting point is 02:06:13 to mask all the bullshit that's going on. It was so many, so much negativity going on. Faith. People losing people, people getting killed, people going to prison. Unnecessity. Everybody got abandonment issues from so much going on. Was to try to escape that. Oh, mom's, that's what niggas do in general.
Starting point is 02:06:33 That's around the world. But did the thing, though, diggas was cherishing the fun moments because it was like, look, y'all, we having fun because you know it in the moment. These might be out. It could be over. You already know how this shit is. so they just have fun because what he didn't can turn up at any moment.
Starting point is 02:06:47 It was just like that. It feels so intense. But it's like, just the environment. Yeah, it's a project. People don't recognize when it comes to black people in general, like the level of trauma that a lot of them grow up, a lot of us grow up with because of these environments. Like, you always on edge because of the environment you come from,
Starting point is 02:07:08 you're always anxious because you got abandonment issues. You don't lost so many people. Your homeboy, you don't lost 12 homeboys, such and such going to jail. Somebody always getting ripped from you. So it's so easy for you not to value anybody because you have to. Because if you keep valuing everybody, you'll go crazy because you're taking so many losses. And don't nobody. That's the scary part.
Starting point is 02:07:31 The PTSD of being an impoverished kid. You can never really. And they don't deal with it. Enjoy that shit. Because even coming from a bad environment like that, you're still going to have. Survivor's remorse. You feel bad because you made it. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:48 You ain't going to never feel like you do enough. It ain't going to never, it ain't going to never. Hell, I ain't even feel as bad. I made it. Fuck the bullshit. You ain't going to never feel like you do enough because it's like, but then once you realize everybody ain't meant to go with you because everybody ain't got that hustle, it's okay.
Starting point is 02:08:06 Because at the end of the day, you can never not stop hustling. You see what I'm saying? Even if you just want to be like, I just need to stop. You just know you can't. You can't. You can't. It's too many people to depend on you. There's too much going on.
Starting point is 02:08:17 You see what I'm saying? So it's like you just wish everybody would get it. But once you just realize everybody's going to get it, you just got to keep on going and keep on going. And at the end of the day, God don't bless you. So it comes with that. Like it comes with that. Like that comes with part of elevating. It's like, damn, motherfucker that just ain't going to get it that you love.
Starting point is 02:08:36 How hard is that to leave them when you don't, you ain't really leaving them? You just got to go handle your business so it's going to all look like you love them. Yeah. I'm always here. I just gotta go. I'm always here, but you're not showing me that you want to go with me. But I gotta go. But I gotta go either way.
Starting point is 02:08:51 I got to get in this motherfucker. My car gonna go whether you're in it or not. I'm gonna pull back up and I just hope you're here when I get back. And if you're not, that's cool. And my car got to go. But please understand that this deuce in the quarter gonna keep rolling. That's all I'm just letting you know. But that's, I don't even look at it like that.
Starting point is 02:09:07 How you look at it? I look at it. And some people don't understand destiny for real. Destiny for real. Right. Some people don't understand that if it ain't your turn right now, your turn coming, though. They can't clap for us. You're going to get a turn.
Starting point is 02:09:29 But you know what I realize? And that, you shouldn't be comparing what you got going on to nobody else because you ain't do what they did. Yep. You don't know what the fuck they did. You don't know what price they paid. Individual, that's a fact. But that's what I'm saying. You all know motherfuckers been done.
Starting point is 02:09:45 They pay these, these, like, analysis to critique these players and they can't even do what they do. Yeah. Yeah. You ain't see that nigga that can lift 600 pounds, but he ain't playing
Starting point is 02:09:58 because of some shit that one of y'all said and got these, you know what I'm saying? They don't know the price you paid to get the way you at. They don't know who the fuck is who. All these motherfuckers on the team are above average.
Starting point is 02:10:09 Or they wouldn't be on him. Yeah. How in the fuck can you be an 80-year-old motherfucker who scored two points a game and sit here and tell these motherfuckers that thing, yeah. That's fast. So the college athlete that he need to focus on,
Starting point is 02:10:23 you ain't even meant, you ain't even making out of high school. You ain't even on the team. What are you talking about? Once you realize everybody's opinion don't have no value, you got to just say fuck that shit because, go back to, like you said, a motherfucker don't understand.
Starting point is 02:10:37 I got to go get what's destined for me. And once you, You don't want to compare your life, but you just compare the courses. Right. You shouldn't do that either. Especially, no, no, no, on when it comes to opportunities. Oh, okay. Because once you realize what you've done with the opportunity,
Starting point is 02:10:54 you realize, oh, that's all a nigger been doing, mish handling the opportunists. Imagine how many opportunities our niggas done had. Now, watch this. And he's on fumbled the bad. You can't get, you can't feel sorry for him. But he don't fumble too many opportunities already. But is he willing to admit that he fumbled, though.
Starting point is 02:11:11 That'd be the problem. People don't never want to admit that they might have missed up an opportunity. The first thing that be missing is the commitment. You're going to compare your life to a motherfucker who done did this shit 10,000 times. The times you weren't looking. If you need to start right now, this need to be your day one. If you're trying to do some shit. Today it need to be day one.
Starting point is 02:11:38 You need to start. Yeah. Because first of all the way. You ain't even committed to this. Like when we said we're comedians. Yeah. We took the first step and committed to the shit. And then we never stopped.
Starting point is 02:11:49 We were full time. Once we started doing comedy, we never stopped. We ain't take no little break. We ain't stepped back foot. We fully committed to being this shit. Right. We didn't all had different opportunities. We didn't all audition for movies and shit like that.
Starting point is 02:12:03 Think of them all them times that they didn't call back. But I think a lot of motherfuckers don't even know what opportunity is, though. They don't know that this was your 15 attempt right at the show. Hell yes. I got told no 15 times, this was my one yes. And you're going to compare what you ain't did to the, come on. How that makes sense? They see 85 South show, but they didn't see hell a day.
Starting point is 02:12:26 Come on, man. They didn't see hell of day. That's why when people say negative shit, it makes you wonder like, that's where you think you know me from. And they say poker face. A nigga will come under your page, right? Know you a comedian. Over some shit that ain't got nothing to do with comedy. Nigger, you ain't funny.
Starting point is 02:12:44 Yeah. Nick, I didn't did this shit a hundred and fifty thousand times. You'd think... That comment... That's the one. That's going to make... It's 20 million people
Starting point is 02:12:55 that have beat your ass about me. Hey, what's the new guy to be? What's the new guy to be? What's the guy? I mean, every time in every time. It's like, for show, for show. For sure. For sure.
Starting point is 02:13:06 But if I was a race car driver, these would be the same. The same niggas that'll be under my paint. Nigger, you can't drive. If I was clean as fuck, what the nigga gonna say? But you ain't trained. You can't drink. These niggas and see you swimming and swear you can't do, man.
Starting point is 02:13:24 You seen me be funny. That's why you had to come tell me that way. Nick, you ain't shit. Yes, I am. I don't find any nigga funny at all. You had to find me to tell I would have. Nigel went under the page. You was on earth, nigger.
Starting point is 02:13:38 I didn't even know you. You was on earth, my boy. I didn't even know you existed. Not alive. You alive? You alive? Or you were alive? I didn't know you was alive.
Starting point is 02:13:50 That's funny. Where did your mother had you? I didn't even know what you do. If I knew what you could, I would tell you you couldn't do it. Oh, no. You take pictures like this. This is one. And they all be cocked, too.
Starting point is 02:14:05 Ah! Like, this the nigger that say, I don't even No, who's funny? Hey. Wait a minute. He can't see nobody funny. I think you funny. Who?
Starting point is 02:14:16 You? No. Both on you. Get your ass on. I didn't know the nigga was on earth. Listen, bro. I want to create a show like that. I just delete.
Starting point is 02:14:28 I just leave it now. The people need to see that these kind of people exist. That's why I be posturing. I'm like, look at this person. I'm not facetious and I don't talk about nobody. But my Rosa, my Rosa has always been defensive. My Rosa has always been defensive. So every time I talk about a nigga, I said, look at this nigga, this nigga ugly.
Starting point is 02:14:48 Hold on, D.C. He's for me. Hold on. This nigga, I'm kidding. You just split every nigga for a video. Your whole. You literally know. You were about talking about everybody.
Starting point is 02:14:59 I know. DC. I was talking about celebrities because they thought they couldn't be talked about. But it was on the comedic. That's not going to you now. No, no, no, no, no. I was showing love. I ain't never said,
Starting point is 02:15:09 nigga, you can't rap. I'll never say those shit like this. No, I fuck with your music. You know, like, you ain't funned it? Oh, I ain't funny. You cock-eyed food. Nick, hit her with the honest. Oh, piss-eyed food.
Starting point is 02:15:25 You motherfuck and fucking, look at you, man. Look at man. Nick, look at me showing their whole family. I'm like, this is your family? Man. Come on, brother. I love to see that. Please have that page of them.
Starting point is 02:15:35 Because sometimes this is crazy. You got to see it. Who's saying it making me feel? I'm like, your wife don't even know you doing this type of shit. You got a whole family. You're all the people paid. You fuck, nigga, you're just, right. You're a family, man.
Starting point is 02:15:52 You're supposed to be in the garage. You're supposed to be in the garage. You're supposed to be in the garage checking on the goddamn brakes. That nigga take a garage with his seaters watching the game. Man, you're a whole family man, man. Who said I am? Right. Do your wife know you be up on the phone coming?
Starting point is 02:16:07 You ain't funny, motherfucker. And his belly hanging out the bottom of his shirt. Your belly hanging out the bottom of your shirt, and you under my comments telling me out of my face. Have you ever wrote a hate and government ever? Uh-uh. Ever. Never.
Starting point is 02:16:20 Just, I don't like this shit. Ever. Hell no. That's your line, man. That's how he never did that. If I did, I was just talking shit. You know how you sometimes. You remember when you're like,
Starting point is 02:16:30 before Instagram turned into like. I definitely rode a hate that. I mean, you could just talk shit. I definitely rode a hate that. I wrote up on that bitch photo one time. I hate your bang and it was me. You ain't liked the whole anyway. It was me.
Starting point is 02:16:47 Oh. It was one of my old photos. Bitch, that was a terrible idea. Why you got this bang? You wrote dead by two cells up on my shit. That's understandable, no. But I ain't never did no hating that shit. I ain't never going to do that.
Starting point is 02:17:01 I ain't no hating that nigg. You're not that in real life. You're not down the internet. A nigger hit somebody song, you know what I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit. I need to write it up on his video. I don't like your music. When your partners talk shit, you just be, you know,
Starting point is 02:17:14 hey, like, you see your partner on there, he posted it. He's like, man, he ain't doing shit for real. You know what I'm saying? Like, that type of friendly shit, but no, I ain't never. The shit I hate, I don't talk about it. Yeah, that's, I feel like that's a whole different world, right? That's a whole different world, right? That's a whole different world, bro.
Starting point is 02:17:30 Yeah, that's fucking shit. Yeah, that's fucking shit, yeah. You can't just turn that shit on. Like, my, I feel like haters is haters. Like, if you're a hatter, you really like that. When they say envy, you know that ain't up, but a positive word for hate. It is. Yeah, you're a hater, you're just close to me.
Starting point is 02:17:46 I envy you. Like, what the fuck? That's worse than a hater. Don't envy me. Yeah, that's a fact. My old perspective on the shit. Because, like, say a nigger hate it. Okay.
Starting point is 02:17:57 You know how your nigga posts a car or something shit, like, I don't like the wheels. That's the nigga who ain't supposed to like. Right. I'm supposed to make you like that every time you see the wheels. When I bought the shit, I knew everybody wasn't going to like them. I just didn't know I was going to run into the niggas. I ain't know it was that quick. The type of shit I like, niggins like you ain't never going to like it.
Starting point is 02:18:22 You ain't never going to like it. So it ain't that you a hater. It's just that you are a nigger. You ain't really supposed to be over here. Look, if it was you, right, say it's your shit. You post your shit. I ain't the type of nigger who would have ever scroll past your shit. Even if I did, I'm like, that's shit ugly.
Starting point is 02:18:38 You keep going. Yeah. But you, you're such a fucking thing on the other side of the world. Yeah. You hate so hard. You had to tell me you hate it. Yeah, that's when they get crucial, bro. The final.
Starting point is 02:18:51 The final. That's a lot of the shit we don't like. We just don't say it. Yeah. But that's okay. You don't like that. The player, actually. I can't believe that stupid that I had me put in yet.
Starting point is 02:19:03 You don't say nothing about it. People that we're supposed to be in touch with anyway. See, social media are fucked up because now we're exposed to motherfuckers. We would have never been involved with. I didn't know what the fuck nerds is doing before this shit came out. I hate the looks of injustice. I didn't know nerds, just people that
Starting point is 02:19:21 these comments about this shit. I didn't go around talking to these mothers. You ain't going to talk to everybody. These motherfuckers are talk to you. Hi, Lewis, or whatever. I'm not even talking about fame or fans. I'm just talking about, because of social media, the accent.
Starting point is 02:19:34 the access, you wouldn't even walked up and said something to me, nigga. You got to think about it, bro. Think about it. You can't blame them. Because if Instagram was back in the day and Michael Jackson had an Instagram, I would have been writing Michael Jackson as
Starting point is 02:19:48 in race. Hey, Michael Jackson. This is John. Mike! Mike! Michael! Do you that! Did you see it, Mike?
Starting point is 02:20:02 Did you see it? Mike. Mike. That's how to puttie. He's big, you a man. Movoed his ass, my dog. Mike will actually like all the holes pick. You go to your favorite little whole pick, Mike doesn't like him.
Starting point is 02:20:16 I'm not like that. That's crazy. I know he's crazy. I know he did. I don't move up. You know, see that video on here saying, look at the teeth, look at the teeth. What? You go through Mike following.
Starting point is 02:20:28 Mike following all the porno ho rocks. He grew up. Pinky. Mike. Mike, what are you doing? Mike fought with Bernice, too. Got burgos. Bill Cosby and see her daddy and Bobbin and shit.
Starting point is 02:20:44 You go up to a little picture, you see Mike the left hard eyes and stuff. Hey, the little big guy. Actually, you see like Bernie Mac the hard eyes and shit on a bitch. What, hey, ass? That of the yellow funny. I'm like, look, look, look at. Look at. Look at, coming in on these Instagram.
Starting point is 02:21:03 You know you ought to give in some of that bullshit. Oh, I'm scared of you, motherfucking back to be rolling, bro. Like, look at this nigga liking these bitch's pictures. No, I was like, you can't get mad at all right. They're making them bold. He'd just be like, damn, y'all bold enough to say. They'd be like, that's funny. Because they're getting to catch you.
Starting point is 02:21:24 Yeah, they ain't going to be on. But when you respond, that's be like, that's really what they want. That's all they want, bro. But you know what I mean a nigga I don't respond to, too. I don't be on Instagram. See, I wouldn't give it to the world. Sometimes I like some shit just to use motherfuckers who are me. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 02:21:40 I said one, I might say, I'd be on that bitch. I'd find all the little women in like a thing. What the fuck? Like a lot's got going on. One guy had not saying some old crazy shit. And he had a crazy pitch on his goddamn pitch. It was like the 23rd pitch. And he knows what I'm talking to.
Starting point is 02:21:58 Because I hit him in the DM. I said, my boy, you might want to con that down. The 23rd pitch. So he was deep. And he went to the 23rd picture, delete that bitch. I said, yeah. But I got the screen shot. So he was deep in the photo.
Starting point is 02:22:13 The 23rd picture is fend to get posted. You did this. Man, I'm on his head. I said, man. This sticker? Yeah. That's good. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:23 Hey, my boy, that 23rd picture, you might want to cut that down. And he went and delete it. But that boy, I went to delete that shit. Exactly. Oh, no, we don't need this. A private page, don't even count. Private page, you push. Yeah, you show yourself food.
Starting point is 02:22:38 Show yourself. How you private on Instagram? Show yourself. You're not private if you're on Instagram. That's pointless. Come on, man. You don't want to play for real. No, see the thing.
Starting point is 02:22:47 You don't want to play for real. I think, like, if your page prime, you shouldn't be able to comment and look. Mm. That'd be wrong. It shouldn't be able to like shit or no. You should only be able to look. That'd go crazy.
Starting point is 02:22:59 But you're only look at the shit that you follow you got to follow each other you go on the right on if y'all follow each other i like hey loz you can't write up under my shit i won't follow you come on and loz loz loz man you know how many niggins probably be telling them do hell of shit like shit like you know what you got that on instagram it's great i'm a lot of people that follow you to write on your shit all right i don't know i don't get a fool say what y'all got to say for mom is who come in every one thing i'm on everyone i tell you got them people arguing about shit from back in the day oh yeah you get you get a random comment that a pop
Starting point is 02:23:37 I like saying somebody a comment on something yeah oh that's right now they're reposting the college shit shout out everybody that doing that shit they'd be speak up for me they really be like to respond to that shit they really be acting like they'll pull up on the nings that I'd be believing them because they'd be saying some real shit oh mommas they had break down the nigger whole background They show are real bad in them comments. You're like, me, a little weird. Your mother works at such a time and out of hospital.
Starting point is 02:24:09 I'll be bad. I ain't going to leave it, yo. And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murder. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.
Starting point is 02:24:41 There are people out there that absolutely know what happened. Listen to Paper Ghosts, the Texas Teen Murders, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History. about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people. Horrible ideas and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing.
Starting point is 02:25:17 It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show.
Starting point is 02:25:34 We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked. Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 02:25:56 What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a dream, and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time. You get Desi Arnaz, a trailblazer, a businessman, a husband, and maybe, most importantly, the first Latino to break prime time wide open. I'm Wilmer Valderama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you and millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story. From planning canary cages to this night here in New York, it's a long ways.
Starting point is 02:26:24 On the podcast starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama, I'll take you in a journey to Desi's life, the moments it has overlapped with mine, how he redefined American television and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting for a face like hours on screen. This is the story of how one man's spotlight
Starting point is 02:26:41 lit the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy today. Listen to starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama. That's part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. In the new podcast,
Starting point is 02:26:59 in heaven, two young Americans moved to the Costa Rican jungle to start over, but one will end up dead, the other tried for murder. Not once. People went wild. Not twice. Stunned. But three times. John and Anne Bender are rich and attractive, and they're devoted to each other. They create a nature reserve and build a spectacular circular home high on the top of hill. But little by little, their dream starts to crumble. And our couple retreat from reality. They lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to hell in heaven on the I-heart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Big Take podcast from Bloomberg News dives deep.
Starting point is 02:27:59 to one big global business story every weekday. A shutdown means we don't get the data, but it also means for President Trump that there's no chance of bad news on the labor market. What does a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich, reveal about the economy? Our breakfast foods are consistent consumer staples, and so they sort of become outsize indicators of inflation.
Starting point is 02:28:22 What's behind Elon Musk's trillion-dollar payout? There's a sort of concerted effort to message that Musk is coming back. He's putting politics aside. He's left the White House. And what can the PCE tell you that the CPI can't? CPI tries to measure out-of-pocket costs that consumers are paying for things, whereas the PCE index that the Fed targets is a little bit broader of a measure. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Lofas you got there, D.C.
Starting point is 02:28:59 I ain't, I ain't going to hold you, man. You tripping, man. You can't be outside with those slipper shoes on, man. I feel like I put them on and I throw a little cook out at the house let everybody know. You want to be relaxing still, pop up. Them loafers right there say, don't wipe your hands on my towel in the bathroom. This nigga ain't got rich, man.
Starting point is 02:29:14 Them right there says you got towers in the bathroom that ain't for. That nigga wearing Mews, man. That nigger wearing Mews, man. DC, you outside with mules on, man. You went out of the house, man. Not the musty testes. You can't be outside. Not the mussy chestace.
Starting point is 02:29:30 This nigga outside in a half moccasin. You can't, you're doing too much, bro. Can't be outside with no goddamn slipper shoes on, man. Rule number one, don't be out here in no shower shoes and shit, man. Put some motherfucking shoes on, man. Old shoes. With the old niggins say nothing, that push some shoes on your feet. I know that right.
Starting point is 02:29:59 Where that put the fucking ass the shoes going to go, Granddad? You got to put some shoes on your feet. I'm ready to get into my Rockford era. Okay. I'm ready to get into my Rockport era. I had some. I'm ready to get into my clock era. Listen, bro.
Starting point is 02:30:15 The white joints, all white with the strap. Fuck the mug right quick. See, I got it. My son was Fred. We had two different upbrigger when it came to code. My sister was fresh. I was Jordan, Apple, one. So I got on.
Starting point is 02:30:28 She didn't have the lifestyle I had when the came in. Damn it, man. I had an aunt Villev mama. My mama was dark-skinned, unvive. I had a good life, but my daddy is, I'm on dark-skinned unveiled, baby. My mama always blanked daddy. She said, that's her daddy about her that stuff.
Starting point is 02:30:43 Thank you. Might have been true, that's right? Well, my dad won't mind that shit. My daddy old cat daddy. Cleanest nigga on earth. She was like, boy, dad, by that a daddy buying her. That shit, I ain't about her that shit. I'm like, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 02:30:56 Yeah. I don't know about dad to find that shit. Dad, you think? My daddy told me to Face him before I leave. He did. That's why I can see it. Ah, Carlos Nelma. That's the new shit.
Starting point is 02:31:15 Hey, no. Hey, what's up, boo? I said, her dad about her that shit. Man, that's that bull and shit. I got that boo. Did you face sign that so he could see the scene? I got two 15s on 24. That shit stuck.
Starting point is 02:31:29 Oh, no, I was in that. Got to go get that big. Do I need to take this off? I'm going to go to the. Oh, no, you go to that. I think you're about to write about. God damn Lewis. Every year.
Starting point is 02:31:40 Once a year. God damn Louis. God damn Lou Roy! I'm going to listen to the game. I'm going to have them here so I can hear it. Uh-huh. I think there's really character. God damn Luroy.
Starting point is 02:31:54 September 13th. Shorty of the month. Hey, five. Shottie of the month. Welcome back to show the other month. Fly. I got another one. What hell?
Starting point is 02:32:16 You got another. Come your shit, buddy. At first one, 20 years. You got little? Yeah. What you doing that? In the bag again? Vegas.
Starting point is 02:32:25 Vegas. Last one was in LA. This one was in Vegas. I like it. I like it. That's just the trailer right there, one minute. But yeah, man, once a year. You're going to drop a special once a year?
Starting point is 02:32:42 Might as well. Yep. Make him get the picture. You know what I'm saying? Shit, man, make him get the picture. Make a bitch get in the picture with you. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, Tompaw?
Starting point is 02:32:52 You know, you know, you can always reshoot these too, you know. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay. I'll make a get in the picture with you. Let me, let's talk to me. I'm saying, you can always reshoot these. Like what? You know, once your audience get bigger? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:33:06 What you mean, though? Straight out of all the OG did it. I don't have a great time with y'all, man. I don't sure appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna do a nice little clothes out. I got something for y'all too. I want to get you.
Starting point is 02:33:17 No, no, no, no, no. We got something for you. I got something. Yeah. It's a collective. I'm like, man, everybody ain't heard these jokes, bro. It's a collective. Okay.
Starting point is 02:33:27 You know, it's a collective abandon. That's why that motherfucker's gonna be so crazy. It's an hour and a half full of... Wait, do I need to look at Carrie? We rolling? Y'all ready? That's all I'm on. Y'all ready.
Starting point is 02:33:39 Yeah, I'll wait for our opening. Hey, welcome back today to pass out. You know what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know the line. That's Joe.
Starting point is 02:33:47 She did a player. He did that on this. Louis Bell, DC Young Fly. All right, J-O-N, and I'm your host Carlos Miller. We're live here at The Trap. We are definitely in The Trap. We're definitely in The Trap. We just presented you with your brand new outfit!
Starting point is 02:34:05 Yeah! Thank you, you guys, we always give our guests here a nice partying outfit. I didn't get one on outfits. Somewhere that you can, you know, you can wear that to an actual party. You can wear it to a party. All you got to do is, you know.
Starting point is 02:34:24 I appreciate y'all. Everything. It's all in there. I appreciate y'all for having me. It's all in there. I appreciate y'all giving me this opportunity and as a result. Now, tell them where they can find you and catch up on all the things you got going on. Okay.
Starting point is 02:34:36 I can get it when I leave. So you can find me at G-G-L-L-Flair, G-I-G-I-U-U-L-F-L-A-R. L-E-F-L-A-R. I'm on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and you can also check out my show. check out my shows, get a ticket at g-gdlaflare.com. I'm going to be in Nashville on September 5th. I'm going to be in Jacksonville on September 21st. I'm going to be in Indianapolis on October 2nd.
Starting point is 02:35:02 Like, go over the website, check me out. I promise you. You don't want to miss this. I'm playing in real life. Hell yeah. But y'all gave you something. I got something for y'all. All right, cool.
Starting point is 02:35:14 I was raised that when you come to somebody house and they invite you to you bring something for them too. Hey, um, she's on in touch. You'll get that for me back. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. She's on in tongue. I got to show you all this.
Starting point is 02:35:32 I was in Mississippi, right? Yeah, how was that? You did hell of shows out there, huh? Oh, that's what we got. Oh, shit. Oh, that's right. Damn. I appreciate you.
Starting point is 02:35:41 I really do. Yeah. Yeah. She's a bald named some gifts. All right. She's on time. All right. I got some gifts of South Carolina.
Starting point is 02:35:52 I got Big Ben's desserts. He's based out of linemen. I got goodness gracious, handcrafted juices based out of South Carolina. Okay. And if you like strawberry lemonade or strawberry short cake, this is handcrafted compote from Sugarfoot.
Starting point is 02:36:06 It's owned by Gail Beagle and Cat Floyd in Woodruff, South Carolina. Wow. That's okay. He's got some banana pudding. There's a red velvet cake, banana pudding. This ain't no infusion.
Starting point is 02:36:18 No, no, no, no, it's, yeah, it's, um, I also got something from balloon's market for you guys. Okay, so kept it. She got on the time. You don't know. I know. Hey, them skin. I got you some, some pork. That's pork.
Starting point is 02:36:36 I know you don't need pork. You can't eat pork. I know you don't need pork. I got you some cha-cha, you on top of y'all greens, sweet and hot. I got you some peach jam after butter. And so y'all stay healthy. I got you some yellow routine. Okay.
Starting point is 02:36:51 Oh, I deba bought that shit. That she didn't work. Yeah, you don't touch. It's the real routine. She's un-tud. It's a nail. So you can settle with you your old man. Hey, this beat don't make me thinking it.
Starting point is 02:37:04 Hold on. She's a fun. Hold up. I tell y'all, her country G. Gras, she brought some Oprah in me a bit. Hey, did. That did. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 02:37:16 Oh, but the sweet and spicy chacha. That's crazy. Here we go, sweet and spicy cha-cha. That's crazy. From balloons market. Ain't nothing in fusion. Everything else. You didn't already ate it, no.
Starting point is 02:37:27 And there's some peach jam from South Carolina and some apple butter. You can put this on any time. Hey, man, thank you. And a little musketine wine. I ain't never had that. I know y'all had that. I know y'all had that.
Starting point is 02:37:37 I ain't never had that. Okay, we got a little musket. What? This is he's a bit. There's nobody that came through here and brought us this much shit. Oh, I do what I can. She don't know she's gone to her.
Starting point is 02:37:49 Oh, good, man. She's on the show. And said, when I go, I'm gonna take them niggins some ochre. Hey. She watched hours in the show, like, them niggins some ok? Look, look, look. Everybody's sleep.
Starting point is 02:38:08 It needs okra. That's what you need for pecan laws. That's what you're need. These are country snacks that you're going to eat. These are country snacks. enjoy. You can't. And that's on Big Ben's desserts based out of Lime in South Carolina.
Starting point is 02:38:24 Well, thank you, Jay. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome to stop by the trap. You see, I had to show you this. I was telling me. I went to Mississippi, right? Then gave you a viz.
Starting point is 02:38:34 Uh-uh. Hold on. It's a mob of events. Uh-uh, I'm about to show it until you watch this. That's the Tupac vest? Nope. Look at this shit. I'm like that.
Starting point is 02:38:42 What is it? Look at that. I'm like that. You got to pick this shit out. What? What? Nick in Mississippi got this shit. This shit called.
Starting point is 02:38:51 Is that a beer cutter? No, bro. This shit called a cush bill. Oh. Where? This is for rolling up. Hey. That's serious, bro.
Starting point is 02:39:09 Yeah, no. You like that? What the fuck is that? Let me see. It's a cush bill. It's a table. Look. Yeah, it's a table.
Starting point is 02:39:20 It's a table. Imagine niggas in the club with that shit all right. That's pretty smart, l'all. He had to roll up on the table. You can just sit there. And look, then you just got to go to that floor that shit. He didn't like, I'm going to fuck him up with this. I thought you was a barber.
Starting point is 02:39:36 Yeah. Oh. Like, no, I'm going to put him. By the line, you are, I'm going to take you on the sides. This is for the boogey smoking. I thought it was right. I thought it was a beast really excited. Really excited.
Starting point is 02:39:47 Got that boozy-assie-ass smoker's stoning shit. Man, shout out to my boy teasing. That's clean, though. I like the lie. I thought it was a serious. That's creative is fucked. There is. Do you know how many niggas be tired of dropping weed?
Starting point is 02:39:59 Like, who's been sick right now? Yeah, this shit is flat, bro. Shout out to my nigga Teez it, man. That's a baby seat. That's what a little winner kicks in your life. He didn't have four bids you sit on that motherfucker. But you know what's funny. That's exactly why he gave it to me,
Starting point is 02:40:24 because he knew you were going to say some shit just like that. No, I fuck with it, bro. I fuck with it. Hey, man, y'all, hey, I want me one. Yeah, that shit's saucy though. Yeah. Hey, Sondyvotee one of them. Sonnyvon, need one of them.
Starting point is 02:40:36 I need one. Yeah, that's cool. I like, it's created. Right, very. I'm telling you, man, you can't be the nigger that's trying, brother. He started to date. Man, then you don't never know what it.
Starting point is 02:40:47 shit, Mike. That she's not for real. That she's going to be on shot tape. That niggins going crazy. Hey. And you got someone to put your op. You know what? You got to put your op.
Starting point is 02:40:55 Right. Hey. It's banana putting in here. You can put that in there. You got all kinds of places for your sleep. Put your motherfucking ochre up, Nick. That's like a little bit.
Starting point is 02:41:07 I'm telling you, bro. That's perfect with me. Who don't want to smoke with you, that's perfect about me. This is so perfect. If you tired of dropping your motherfucking ochre. Right.
Starting point is 02:41:16 You are something. want to carry your chat child put that in there exactly damn that's the best play yeah yeah that's for sure some creditor i bet when china sent that motherfucker they were like i don't know what they're gonna do they'll figure it out they're like yeah it's all this i don't know what nigger was that cape good dc so butt okay okay okay i'll report back to the other she gets the time Hey, hey, she's on tour. This see, they rap. She's on tour.
Starting point is 02:41:54 She's on tour. She's on what? She's on tour going. Yeah. She on tour. Yeah. She's on tour, horn. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:42:01 I'm high. Yeah. I'm rap. Yeah. But I'm back. Yeah. She's on tour. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:42:11 I like it. I like it. She's on tour. Hey. Yo. Yeah. You niggins ain't got no . You niggins ain't got no .
Starting point is 02:42:22 Oh, that's funny. You know what I'm all about my motherfuckin' me. Oh, that's funny. I'm glad you're saying, babe. Yeah. You know what I'm going to say. You know what I'm going to say. You're on tour.
Starting point is 02:42:46 We got a favorite wife. Who the fuck is Oprah is a kid? And Yellowwood. And Yellowwood. We've got ochre and yellowwood teeth. At crayons. This is how to get a high blood pressure and told you how to clean it up. And wash it down with that.
Starting point is 02:43:09 I ain't never seen okra. It ain't even frozen. That's the real country, Steve. You got to eat that. No, it's in the bag, just real. Damn. Oh, are you trying to feel me? She really authentic.
Starting point is 02:43:23 I do this shit for real. This is real lot of country shit. I ain't gonna lie when I see the performance at this shit. I thought she had, I thought you put on the aspect. Can now. Let me see one of them. Let's just tell you about this country shit. That goes crazy though.
Starting point is 02:43:38 You keeping that shit alive. Do you like some older shit. I pulled over for funerers. I'm real live country, baby. Ugh. I put a little for the funeral. I cut my radio down. I take my hat off.
Starting point is 02:43:50 I say a prayer for the family. You're supposed to. But everybody don't do that. Everybody don't do that. I draw right by that. Everybody don't do that. None of that. Nick, man.
Starting point is 02:44:01 What? We ain't worry about none of that. Number one on the eight-fire talk show. She got to keep that on. My first time doing it. Because there's a lot of niggas. This is a whole number joke. You don't pass the dead.
Starting point is 02:44:10 Just about Oprah. Oprah. Okra. The planet of people. Oh, shit. This is good for you. Opa good for you. That's the flavor of your foundation.
Starting point is 02:44:25 Your people. E.O. That's who we are. Even though it's packaged in Ohio, but nonetheless, that's not what we hear about. You did this yourself or you bought this out there. This was a Carolina package put together by multiple businesses in South Carolina. They were all.
Starting point is 02:44:42 Hey, I have some good-ass work for South Carolina. And I don't know where the motherfucker's ass? Who sent the ochre? Who sent the Oprah? And these motherfuckin' like hot fried, man. These motherfuckers drive, like hot fry. Right. And it's fried.
Starting point is 02:45:01 It's like, it ain't battered. It's like Eric. Who sent the Oprah? Well, they put these in the ad drive, bro. They hate us. They put these in the ad drive. Hey, I'm going down today for yourself. So you want to donate something?
Starting point is 02:45:15 I'm gonna get them niggin some okra. That's a real catchy shit. You know what they need? Send them need some okra. I ain't never had an ochre in my house, Hope. Hey, how you feel about it? Hold on that way, try one more thing enough. Man, I can't find one with that.
Starting point is 02:45:43 I mean, it's an open. I'm trying. Let me try. Let me try. Come on, nah. Because this, this. We don't, we don't, I'm gonna fuck with it, you know what I'm talking about? Open up, open up your tape.
Starting point is 02:45:53 I'm not really prepared for this shit, though, for show. Can I get like a little mental, what, what type of taste versus since? Never in. What this shit is what I thought. Eat the motherfucker. What you say? I want to be curious about your experience. Out of bag.
Starting point is 02:46:10 Why are you mind? This motherfucker is cool. Why you made it like that, though? I don't know. He might go up. You about to throw up. That thing from the west comes he never had that shit. That he'd be to throw up.
Starting point is 02:46:21 Are you supposed to be anything like that? I'm like, he's going to go up. You're like I made him heated. You're going to slow your own. You're all rocking with this. You're like to cook that old. It's cool. It's already fried.
Starting point is 02:46:32 It's already fries. Give me a small. Gee-D me. Hey, these motherfuckers ain't cat bad. Hey, man, he didn't see that. You know, gay. You know what I was like mine. Give me that one.
Starting point is 02:46:43 Give me that one. That's gonna go crazy. But you're crazy. You gotta grab it yourself. But dedicated. What a fuck sent the open? Ballo's Market out of Spark Bayside Carolina. This shit cool.
Starting point is 02:46:58 I ain't, ain't, eh. You're gonna get a musket on. You're a kid, man. Ballou's, what else y'all got? I go out there and folks up for a few months, man. Just some cha-cha. Okay. And some peach jam.
Starting point is 02:47:11 These people are 100 years old. No, I fucked that PJ and who don't give me that right now. This shit probably good, because y'all is down playing that ochre shit. So apple butter? You put this on some peanut butter in jail? Y'all's a ditty-ass niggins. Y'all talk about this Westgo shit, but niggins, we go get it out of the mud, too. It's from pomella cheese.
Starting point is 02:47:28 What's apple butter? Yeah, nigga. What's apple butter? She got the shit that's from the shit. I don't know about it. Oh, yeah, I don't say apple butter. That's why you ain't have apple sauce. This ain't nothing about fat.
Starting point is 02:47:42 My dad gave me this cup of time. Ben, eat some of that alpha book. I want apple sauce. This is not apple sauce. This is not apple sauce. This ain't apple sauce. It's a lot going on, but I guarantee you this. There's a lot of podcasts out.
Starting point is 02:48:04 I bet you do. Fuck with apple butter. You talk about. I love me the apple butter. I bet you do. about a piece of juice and above for apple butter. There's some juices in there?
Starting point is 02:48:15 This is punishment to a kid. What? I want for apples off. Eat that apple butter. You don't eat it by itself. Why, you that's supposed to eat it by itself? Because it tastes like baby food. You're supposed to put it on.
Starting point is 02:48:27 Bread and shit. Bread and shit. But Dave made it seem like it was apples sauce. Oh, that probably got into biscuits. I didn't know it was a bread. Throw me that motherfucker on a biscuit. Oh, man. I can eat it straight.
Starting point is 02:48:38 This is to go crazy. On a biscuit. I'm trying to whine for what I'm trying to grind for. Hold on, but what I'm trying to tell you at? I'm eating spread. Yeah. You shouldn't be doing this. I've been eating a cup of spread.
Starting point is 02:48:51 Ah! Bless is hard. I know what they were going to spread? In this all time, you thought. Then I had a cup of spread. Oh. Oh. You know my friend, he'll look, throw it off.
Starting point is 02:49:08 Mm-hmm. I know. And it's just All kinds of Red flag I ain't gonna do with a spread Yeah I ain't know you treat it like budd
Starting point is 02:49:18 back then I had a couple of money The only podcast where you ever see motherfuckers on here eating okra man I don't give a fuck what nobody say
Starting point is 02:49:34 but that's the cold shit You ain't know either You ain't know either You need to stuff your Okra game up. Step it up. And nobody told me. I don't want to hear shit until y'all niggas get your okra up.
Starting point is 02:49:46 Y'all. Go get your, what's your okra like? The more and more I realize what my parents put me through. And if you ever need some way to keep your okra, my boy got these bibs. I'm not going to get that kid. I ain't know there with a spray. Come on, man. For the battle.
Starting point is 02:50:07 Why did you eat butter? I did not know that was spread. It's apple butter, man. It's in the name. I'm telling you, I don't have a cup of these. It's in the label. Listen. It's on the label.
Starting point is 02:50:19 It's on the label. It's literally right there. Reading is fundamental. And the more you know. Who the fuck said apple sauce? You never said apple sauce. He never said apple sauce growing up, so he died out ate a cup of butter. This is how this was introduced to me.
Starting point is 02:50:34 You want to apple sauce, huh? Put a cup it is in there. You're going to see it. Get your head out. That's all that's funny. That's all right. Oh, my God. Hey, but that's traumatizing, no, bro.
Starting point is 02:50:49 Damn. This is why I'm stuck. I'm like, bro, nobody told me they were sprayed. Damn. Lord. That's a real shit up. Look, but look, now you know. And the more you know.
Starting point is 02:51:00 You fucked up, D.C. The more you grow. You fucked up, DC. This is an apple sauce for 33 years. No, it wasn't. I'm 33. Don't do them people. people like that.
Starting point is 02:51:09 If you would have been eating that shit for 33 years, you'd be dead. No, I ain't said, no, no, no. I thought this was apple. Can you just find out today that it's apple butter. Public schools just filled all of us. Be here to witness this. Ain't one of them kids that got left behind.
Starting point is 02:51:26 He'll eat this. No child left behind. Say somebody's shaking in a can ain't food, I guess. Hey, I'm telling you all right now. Don't sleep on them fried. Don't sleep on them fried. Man, go to sleep. You shit nasty, man.
Starting point is 02:51:43 Not in company. You don't like your ochre, man. I don't eat ochre. Okay. They're cool, but, you know, ain't my pootty. All right, man, 85 South Show, G.G. LaFleire.
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