The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Goodbye Obama | Ep. 4
Episode Date: January 9, 2016In this "politically charged" episode, DC and Karlous discuss Obama's last year in office, the political landscape, and what DC and Karlous would do if they were president. Learn more about your ad-c...hoices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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85.
85.
85, high, hey.
Welcome to the 85 South Social man, Carlos Miller.
My nigga D.C. Young Platte is putting on.
I ain't got no chat for me.
Chapstick, bro.
Putting chapstick old, man.
We out here, man.
Ah, there we go.
This episode is dedicated to my hero.
Who?
My mentor.
Who?
Somebody who really paved the way for me.
Who?
You know, a real inspiration.
Who is OG?
What is he?
Bro, you know, he's a great person.
Who?
A humanitarian.
A philanthropist.
You know?
Civil rights movement.
Civil rights activator.
Activator.
Great father.
A husband.
Good brother.
He's an uncle, too.
An uncle.
A nephew.
Somebody you can look up to.
Who?
And he still got his hair line.
Who?
Talking about Barack Obama, man.
Barat.
Talking about Barack Obama.
Barry O.
Amen.
Amen.
I know this like, you know, we got to.
to keep it kind of, you know what I'm saying,
keep it kind of gutter, kind of clean gutter.
But Barack Obama, one of the realest
niggas to ever be born, though,
like through a uterus. That's crazy,
man. And like his time almost
up, it seemed like he, he getting out of jail.
Yeah. Don't get it no fuck shit,
daw. They hang on you,
bro. Yeah, because every time, somebody,
hey, bro, hold your head, boy.
Hold it up, shout him.
You ain't got nothing to be embarrassed about
what you did your thing, boy?
You feel me. And when you get out there, don't let
nobody discourage you, homie?
What are he going to do,
at all because you know like once you once you ain't the president no more you don't
really get to do nothing because you know all the secrets now they say like once you're
the president you always got like secret served yeah you're what I'm saying but like he can't
just go back to being him before he was him he was homeless no it wasn't he was straight
he wasn't baling but he was him he he him him now bro do you know Barack Obama driver
a crisis of 300 right now yeah I mean because he had just got it before he was the president
He didn't even got to drive it.
For real.
I thought they had a P.D. Cruz.
He had that before he was, before the 300.
They said Michelle pitch on the back.
Michelle got more cheese than he do.
What Michelle do?
I think she dragged like a, she probably got a range.
She got a C-Bring.
With the Tollet, man.
They got them together.
Hey, man, my boyfriend.
Hey, am I going to say this?
I voted for them twice.
But check this out.
Me too.
No, the first time I wasn't supposed to.
Is it messed up that I don't want another white president?
I mean...
Is it bad?
Because Donald Trump running...
I think people running just so Donald Trump won't win.
I think...
Got Will Smith.
When you got actors trying to be the president...
He ain't running for real.
He ain't running for real.
If don't about to run, Donald Trump going to win.
Bro, Donald Trump not going to win.
Do you know how many Mexicans are about to get their...
First of all, Donald Trump not going to win.
Because, like, three weeks ago, he was trying to kick the Mexicans out of the country, right?
Then he started messing with the Muslims, right?
Yes.
Brough, next week, in two weeks, he's going to probably come out and be like,
hey, I'm tired of all these black folks, man.
Y'all got to get the hell out of here, too.
He probably going to come out and say, I'm black.
If he do that, that should be funny is hell.
But I voted for Obama twice.
Why?
What made you vote for him?
But let me tell you something.
See, I told my dad, oh.
So my daddy got all the time.
And I was 17 at the time.
And so I went with him, I took him to go vote.
right so and it's crazy because you know everybody old they like yeah i'm going for the for the black
man you know what i'm saying so we get up there he so i'm at the booth with him so he's like oh shit
who you want to be the president shit i poked obama shit obama shit i you know i poked it right you know
and we you know everybody else won't know about the other shit so we're just hitting niggas
shirre well let hub be that shit right right i was trying to read the names and see who was the
black is one yeah that what i think jerome black yeah i was like johnson yeah hell
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Sheila Johnson.
Yeah, she's straight, she's straight.
That's how I vote.
I look at your name.
If your name look black, I'm voting for you.
Or have you mixed?
Right.
I don't know how, I don't know what a mixed name looked like on paper.
It'd be like, it'd be like Chandra.
That's a mixed name?
Yeah, yeah, a Chandra like Thompson.
That's mixed.
To you.
Thompson.
That's black as hell to me.
Chandra Thompson?
Chandra with the U in it?
That's a black one.
With a C.
What?
And the apostrophe, it's like Shaandra.
Yeah.
You know she black.
Yeah, she's black.
Yeah, she's black.
Because white people don't put apostophies in their name.
It's the Thompson.
The Thompson is what's white.
Oh.
What?
Yeah.
Break it down, huh?
No, white people be having.
Think about Clay Thompson.
White people be white.
He's white.
He's white.
He's white.
He's having long last names.
Like Weston House.
Or like.
McDougson.
Or like Evanderbilt.
Evanderbilt.
Oh, some shit.
Right.
Hokingbeck.
He'll be like, what's your land name?
Hey, he's a guy.
It's just a sound.
It's just a sound.
But yeah, man.
But you didn't answer you.
You think it's great that I don't, I don't really want another white president.
To be honest.
I feel like the country got swag.
I feel like other countries like, don't the fuck with their medica.
They have a black man.
You know what I mean?
I feel like everybody kind of scared us right now.
I'd be wrong if I say I don't give it down because we got people who don't die for this.
You know what I'm saying?
What you mean?
What you mean?
What you mean?
What you mean?
You remember the time we couldn't vote?
Yeah, I do.
You don't remember shit.
But look, I'm trying to tell you though,
that it was time that we come vote
and people didn't get in the head.
See, they be trying to make us vote with the guilt trip.
Like, oh, well, black people died so you can vote.
I'm saying, oh, but look, we got to think about it.
Our community, we complain so much about our community.
Why don't we put somebody in office who will help our community?
Because every time we try to put somebody in the office,
they get in the damn office and forget why they're in the office
get caught stealing money and shit.
So you know what that mean?
Somebody got to run.
Somebody got to make a change.
Man, I see what you're doing.
I'm not voting for you for president.
I'm not...
I will be...
Hey, I will be ready for president.
Nope, no.
I'm going to have a campaign.
Folks will be out and like,
Fah, cue me,
eh, fah, give me, who's running?
Paugh!
Cue me, I'm running.
No, man.
That's gonna be crazy.
No, we can't, because you,
we can't.
Bring them boats here, boy.
You too nigger.
Bring them boats here, boy.
You too niggerish, man.
They're going to ask me to D.C., how do you feel about it?
I'm like, first of all, if I can walk my opponent's ass,
I want it already.
Thank you, America
Oh, my God
Smoke a joint
Have a good night
No
Yes
This shit is terrible
man
Get head up in the white
See, you fucking up
All this stress
I gotta go through
With war
I can't get a little head
That's what happened
To be a big
All right check this out
We can get another
You'll be the president for real
You're gonna be the vice president for real?
How are you gonna bring the truth home
What you mean
How I'm bringing the troops home?
How are you going to end the war
Look
This is a
This is what I'm gonna do
Hey don't try
Look, you need to figure out what a filibuster is first.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Because I'm going to go over there.
I'm going to look the motherfucker dead and they eye.
I'm like, look.
What?
What are we fine for?
What you want?
They say we want some oil.
I'm like, shit.
They got all the oil.
So what the fuck we find for then?
So we can keep getting it and not having to pay for it.
That's the problem.
Everybody need to make a little money.
Then what we're going to do.
Cut me in.
Let's eat.
And let's just keep it going.
And we figure it to fuck home.
Y'all niggins don't want to fight.
I ain't vote for you.
Do that sound good America?
No, because you sound too.
You're going to scare the hell out to white people
when they ask you a question and you.
Fuck you mean!
They're going to scare the hell out.
I didn't mean it like that, Mr. President.
This is what they're going to get me when they be like,
how are you going to vote for somebody?
He has a tattoo on his face.
I can use makeup.
Fuck you mean.
I'm going to have a rebuttal for everything.
Right.
Hey, I don't think you'll be a good president,
but dog would i be a good with spokesman dog you'll be a dude you'll be a hell of a politician though
i'd go crazy no you're i believe man you got potential listen all you got to do is something like but the only
thing though is like i don't know if we could trust you though because you you'll be in a fucking robbing
campaign i ain't ain't gonna lie though i ain't ain't gonna lie if i see how they make money and shit
i'm like look i'm gonna fire everybody in that bit get a whole new team see this how you make money
in politics right how you make money all you got to do it a lot
that's what they do so look you come out with your lap right you DC young flat
and then it's like the gay people gonna be like hey you got us when you get in there right
you're gonna make you gonna make sure that we get some gay rights and you're like yeah hell yeah
and they give you some money like I have my name good looking map and then you get elected right
and then about two years later they show up like hey what's up with them gay rights you prom in us
then you'd be like look here hey that was two years ago man the price done went up
We need some more bread
I got the paperwork ready
Now I just need you to make sure
That you get me this so we can get it
And then
They'll never talk to me face to face
I'm gonna have my secretary talk to them
Bro politics is a hustle
Oh politics is a hustle
Most definitely
Anybody who doesn't
Out of all the politics
Who been your favorite
You said Bill Clinton earlier
Why?
Bill
Why?
Nigger do you know
It was
Let me tell you something
Even though I was a child
Do you know how smooth it was
When he was in office
Bro Bill Clinton
Fucked niggas up
When?
When he was in the office?
What did he do?
Tell me something I don't know.
Man, he got the, he got the, uh, he read, he brought the, uh, mandatory minimums back, man.
Oh, like, he brought him down, back down.
No, he brought him back.
Like, you got to, you got to do 80% of your time, no more college in jail, none of that.
For real.
Bro.
He came out recently, so he regretted that shit.
For real?
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
That's what I'm saying.
They were giving Bill Clinton and all this, you know what I mean?
So what he said, like, nigg got to do 80% of their time when they ain't locked up?
Mandatory minimum
That's why all the niggas
in jail right now
That's why all that
See it goes back a couple
It goes back a couple presidents
They got like 10 do 5 and shit
That ain't 80%
That's 50
That's on some other shit
You're talking about the deal
That you cut with the prosecutor
This is no
Oh you're talking about that other shit
Damn
Free my niggies
Free everybody
Not everybody
Not everybody
Not everybody
Don't need to be free
Like raping shit
Y'all need to stay y'all ass in there
Right
Hell yeah
I think if you rape somebody
that they should put you in the part of the jail
when they know you're going to get raped.
Like, let somebody just rape you back.
Like, they just had the police who raped 13 black women.
Did he see him booing in there?
He was crying like hell.
You know why, though?
Because he's going to get raped like hell when he did.
Man, let me tell you something.
It's a nigga and crying because they know he's coming.
I can't wait.
Oh, I can't wait.
The police, too?
His booty tender.
Man.
Exactly.
That shit crazy, man.
I can't believe it.
Barack Obama about to leave, bro.
He's about to go.
Where do you think he's going to go to the Motel 6th?
He's going back to Chicago, bro.
He ain't going back with it.
He ain't going to Shirek.
I don't know.
He might move to Atlanta.
You know, every time black folks get some money, they moved to Atlanta.
I just want Michelle get her out of here.
That's all.
Man, Michelle keep her out there.
She doesn't.
Yes, she do.
She does.
She does not have no relaxing.
She doesn't use no relaxing.
It needs to be relaxed.
No.
Yes, she does.
She's the first lady, bro.
The first lady.
She can't be walking around with a new person.
Do you know that?
The first lady need to do, the first thing she need to do is wake up and do her hell
when she, she's the first lady.
You don't like it.
I like it, but you're the first lady, man.
Come on.
I can't stand for this, bro.
You cannot, you're not going to sit here and talk about this.
No, one thing about myself, she's strong, just like her hell.
I just need to be relaxed.
You're dumb as hell, man.
Would you vote for Hillary Clinton?
You say you're like, would you vote for Hillary?
I'll fuck with Hillary.
Would you vote?
Would you vote?
You see how you get quiet?
You ask like, she got hard.
Would you vote for?
I fuck with her.
But would you vote for?
Man, I said I fuck with her.
I mean, she's cool.
Oh, some other shit.
All right.
Like, like secretive or something.
Safe to run it.
Not to run this.
Safer instance.
Safer instance.
What you mean?
Wamma can't run this, man.
You let Hillary get in.
But you know how much shit your girl is going to talk?
Hillary, the president, on the president on my house.
Fuck, niggled.
You want me to like, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
It's going to be hard, bro.
We ain't going to have no say so.
Who the president?
Who the president?
Who the president?
I don't know.
So who the president of all their car?
I don't feel.
Who name is in?
Jaylight the Declaration of Independence.
I got independence on this car.
For, niggles.
I don't think we need a woman president just yet.
That we're going to try to tell you.
Because women bring up old shit too much.
I'm trying to tell you, man.
I'm listening.
Because you know if we have a woman president, she's going to change everything.
They bring up old shit.
So what's all with this little declaration of independence?
Like.
since you want to be
independent
Yeah like
How about we declares
Fuck dude
That ain't fair
Right
I don't think we
I don't know
I don't know
About that one man
Make it be vice
Plus
Plus you know
Women don't really
Let shit go
They don't
Hell not
All that shit
In North Korea
Be talking
Do you know what
She probably like
Just sign us
Over to somebody
Just because
Remember Bill
Got it did so
Yeah
She might see
Since y'all
Think that I
Love the United States
So much
Wendantin it
Y'all
Who was supposed
him when he got a dicks up ha ha y'all are now
iraqi's country i've been to the middle east bro look what the titty's and the power
the peter did i went over there man it ain't what they said it is it's like how do you
be around a whole bunch of people that's covered up i need to know who the hell i'm talking to
that's scary take them take the thing down you're not supposed to be looking at they
women like that don't take the mask off no it's crazy when you're at the house they still got it on
take the damn no because like dog that's how serious it is they don't post it look at them
that ain't you're supposed to be looking at it
He ain't a number of eyes.
Like, how you know that song with her eyes?
Sundra.
Because they flirt with the eyes.
Is that you?
They flirt.
They do because they'll be like,
Where's your mother?
They'd be like, look, holler at me.
I don't got nobody.
They got to learn how to read the blinks.
That's you crazy, man.
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I think Barak should wait until the last week
Right before you're about to leave and be like, all right, we need to have a press conference, black folks.
The reparations check coming on top of your income tax.
We're going to make the checks bump heads.
I feel like they should give us a reparation.
Like, you know, you get your income tax and then you get like an extra little $2,200.
I feel like that should give a reparation of everybody who got locked up by the police.
And when you went to court, they find you not guilty.
So I need my money that I spent on my books.
I think they should give black people some reparation.
But you got to prove that you need them.
That's the only thing.
You got to prove that you need.
You got to show like house bills and tonos.
They should do it just like when you're trying to get your, you should bring two bills.
It's like a stimulus check.
Bring two bills down there and just show them that look, hey, I'm doing my part.
Just help me with my little reparation.
You know, when you certified a foodstaffir, you got to show proof that you homeless.
For real?
Bro, you got to prove that you homeless.
I ain't know that.
I swear, you got to prove like, you see this house right here.
Can you imagine, though?
Can you imagine?
Matt, they bring the reparation back,
and you had to go to the reparations office?
I used to take my mail.
I'd be like, look, you see this mail?
I don't stay there.
I just need somewhere.
Just sitting there.
To tell my mail, too.
No.
I swore on there, that.
You got to show proof that you homeless.
That'll be some ball and that shit.
And I think you take a picture of me,
sleeping on the floor outside.
And you took it down there to him?
Like, this is me to see 30 in the morning on Friday.
Every Friday.
Are you?
But what if they gave us a reparation?
Like Barack Obama, last week he in there.
You're like, Black,
People, reparations coming
January next year.
All you have to do is file the paperwork.
Then you had to go to the reparations.
They're going to be like, it don't work.
Right.
Your reparations are failed.
Don't work.
Probably be 10 people out the whole United States to get reparations.
I could just hear them niggins sitting outside now, man.
Man, where did the damn mailman there with my reparation, bro?
Then you, soon they come.
Hey, that rock came through.
That how they talk.
Hey, that rock came through.
No, no, no, Mr. Johnson.
Bro, what you bullshit?
Let me check the boss.
You don't law my wrist.
Going down this Thursday at the Blue Flame
Reparations Party
Hosted by D.C. Young Fly.
Reparation Tuesday.
Throwing Nichols and quarters.
I'm going to change the game
in the strip club, too. I'm going to throw number change.
Word.
Make a rain change.
No, that's dangerous, though.
You can't do that type of shit, man.
If you're true to the game, bitch.
What do you think about Barack Obama
like not being able to say
what he wanted to say while he was in office?
Man, it's...
They say this thing.
They say the president is like the spokesperson.
It's kind of hard for him to.
It's kind of hard for him to really.
They say he don't really make the rules.
He don't.
He kind of just like Sam.
Yeah, he just said it.
Like, oh, this is what everybody came to agreement with.
We're going to go war again.
Reparation.
We're going to.
He whispered what he really wanted to say.
We're going to go to war.
I'm going to try to get respiration.
I need some reparations.
I need some reparations.
It's a couple of females.
owe me reparation.
Oh, you know what?
I'll be watching...
Have you ever gave a hand
and she don't get you nothing.
I need my reparation.
I need my reparation.
Do you know how much preparation
it took to do that?
I need my reparation.
When you give us some head
and she'd get up and put up panties on
and be like, thank you.
No, I hate this when she don't stop me
from Enoch, but she stopped me from sticking it.
Oh, okay.
I need my reparation.
You're going to strong on.
I ain't going to strong on.
She's going to make her mind up, right?
It's called making a mind up.
I need my reparations too, man.
Hey, boy.
And then it crazy, because then they sit here and tease you, like, you're mad.
You made?
No, I ain't mad, y'all.
You know, I ain't mad.
Because your boys be crack, I ain't, you know, you know.
Yeah, what it is.
There ain't nothing to me.
Brumel, nothing like pussy.
I ain't mad, you know.
You got to spit.
I ain't, I ain't mad.
I ain't mad.
I ain't mad, y'all.
You good.
Yeah, you're real good.
Go on, go to sleep.
Take your motherfucker computer.
What's the best shit you ever stole from a girl?
Like, do you ever hit a lick?
Baby pictures.
You stole her baby pictures, though?
I was laughing.
I was laughing.
Hey, you dumb as him.
I was supposed to black.
You stole a baby bitch for him.
Yeah, because her mama stuck there.
You said weed, so I stole some weed from him.
Everybody get it.
When somebody in the family mess with me, everybody,
I take it out of real.
And he was cool, too.
You feel him,
I had the wife
I'm clean
I got him
I took some
from her
I took some money
from her
then I took
a baby piss
and I was just
smoking weed
laughing at
her baby piss
like
it's ugly
bro you stupid
like
have you ever
have you ever
been like
checked up
like to make
sure you
make sure
my mom
told me she
was like
I didn't want
you to get
on no pills
so
bro that's the
fun
that's the funny
shit
out of
I swear
you stole
his baby
baby pigeon
I stole the baby pigeon
I'm
I'm rolling
to
myself
bro he ugly
ugly
out of
hey yeah
a little
teep bag, girl.
One bit two little teeth out.
Parents, little child teeth having that.
You stupid.
That's what?
I'll give a down.
That's funny that you brought that up, man, because...
But what if Obama was from...
But I was just trying to see.
That's what I was about to say.
Like, what if Obama?
Like, he already from South Side of Chicago.
He won't be president.
I'll tell you that.
Why not?
Why you don't think he could be the president being from the West Side of Atlanta?
He can't say where he's from.
He'll be like the mayor or something, like the councilman.
like the district he had to run like a district not the whole country i don't think it'll work
because you can't really understand what people from the west side of it land to be talking
when they get excited but you know your wife fin around from that from their prayers y'all you know what time
about how i feel out of application do that exactly bro what this is here about now we're trying
to go hey they're talking about a respiration i ain't never been arrested this year hey what they
mean respiration i ain't never had no heart attack mr president tell us
about the trilateral commission i don't even know that bitch like that bro don't know what i'm saying
don't be hollin at me you know what i'm saying how you feel about the war mr president
shit i hey that shit break my heart it's sad it's sad at hell but i can't let that scratch me
out and and you know what they say if somebody slap you turn the other cheat you're a ho-ass
nigga you do that bro bro you a whole ad nigga hey man also hey i don't know who watching this shit or
whatever, but, hey, them people
over there in the Middle East who got all that
oil, hey, man, holl at me, man, we're trying to get
these gas prices back down. You see, they ain't
going to work. See, they ain't worth. He brought the
gas prices down to win. Hey, bro.
Barack Obama got the gas
down so low. I think he got
the gas in their backyard. See,
that let you know that it's a scheme.
George Bush had us out here paying
$8 a gallon. Man, did you
buy? Why? That's the one
I don't like. If I ever see him,
I'm going to slap shit out of him. I remember.
I remember time.
Well, it wasn't nobody at the gas station.
Period.
Niggins is hanging out at the gas station.
They're chilling.
They got gas can, no car.
Hey, I just got gas.
They got gas because I can afford it.
It's one at a cell.
Br, it's ridiculous.
But I can cut grand all day.
You know, the best feeling in the world, though, is when you go in there, and you pay like
$20 just to get your tank back full, and then it's stop at like $14, $183.
You'd be like, hell, yeah.
I'll get some snacks.
Right.
I get some snacks.
Great.
Give me two slush.
bag of chips
you know what
two cigarettes
it feel good to take a tin
out knowing that
that'll get you a half a tank
what you're like this hamilton
man much love to everybody who's going through
it financially
yes
even five dollars to get you
much love to all the ladies
who trying to keep their appearance up
you know on a budget so your home girl
had to do your head this week
appreciate that
much love all the ladies who got burnt
with the curling iron got that little burnt
spot on your forehead too
Yes, much love.
All the chicks who ever got burnt on the ear.
Much love.
And you know, the Carolina on the stove, too, so.
Much love to all the young niggas who got a headline like their father.
But got sideburned like they step down.
Exactly.
Much love to love all the ladies who got their little mustache, but you act like we don't see it.
That's how you know, pussy good.
They'd be right there in the corners.
It'd be like, ooh, it's like a little fun.
Like, it was like, it won't part to be there, but they're there.
Right.
Ooh, that's shit good.
It's shit like in about two weeks it's going to be too thick.
Yeah.
I love it.
I hate, I ain't gonna like.
I'm a real observed type of guy.
You be observed, you're observational.
I mean, I'm real observant.
What you like?
I hate, I hate the little chin hell.
I hate a little chin hell.
That's disgusting.
And they just be like talking up, like, they don't know they got in.
And you can tell they've been there for a long time because they're dark.
They're curly, too.
I know you feel it.
Ladies, hit that neck.
Hit that neck, ladies.
Hit it.
Hit that neck.
Tweeders, tweezers.
Pluck that bit.
Hell, yeah.
Pluck it.
You ever fuck with a chick of her ears dirty?
What that is.
my pet peeve
dirty-in's ears
pet peeve
give me one of them
I hate it
like it's like you try not
like you try not to look
in her ear but you kind of like
lean and you're just like
oh my God
if her ear dirty
right
that put it dirty
it's got to be
it got to be
because I clean my ear
when I get out of the shower
like how you not
clean your ears
that why you ain't never know
clean your ears
they always say huh
you'd like baby
you can't hear me
you can't hear me
because your ears
nasty. I hate it. Then they'd be like, let me
see your headphones. I'll stab you in your throat.
I'll kill you. I know
Donald Trump is dirty. Don't he just
look like his ears nasty?
Donald Trump need to quit wearing that toupee.
That is not a
that is not a toupee, man.
I bet they got a rubber band around it.
Whatever that hairstyle is, slapping on his head.
That Donald Trump wearing, I know
for a fact that it's made by new
error, because I saw it, he had put it on
backwards. He had a little dude playing
baseball. It was right there in the middle.
Some tell me his suit stank
I believe it do
He never been around somebody
When they're wearing a suit and it rained
Every time you're around somebody
Who got money
They'd be musty a little bit
I don't know if that's what money
Smell like
I don't think so
It's just something about them
Like he got athlete feet
And his suit stank
You know why I don't like Donald Trump
Because he always had
A little white stuff
In the corner of his mouth
That is nasty
He's the type
He the type to eat
And don't care about sticking
Because I'm Donald Trump
Donald Trump
He's been around forever.
But like you said, like you said earlier, though,
he might mess around and win.
He might, man, because somebody got to run.
I'm just letting y'all know, man.
If Kanye ran, I'm wrong for Kanye.
Who ever running against him, I'm running.
I don't know if I would, though.
If Will running, he just can't talk on the African voice that he did on that new movie, though.
You don't like it?
It's cool, because Will is an A-list actor.
But it's like, I think it would have been better if he would just did his regular voice.
I think it's funny.
I think he probably had like three more months of working on the African voice.
I don't give a damn movie
He can't really make a bad movie
I'm not saying it's a bad movie
It's great
It's funny when you know a person
That's like them trying to take me serious
In the series movie
You know what I'm saying
Like I got to build them up for them to take me serious
Do the serious movie
Do the serious joint right now
Alright right there right not DC
Do John John and scene
I'm gonna tell you this right now
But yo bro stay like that old man
And cut
And cut
Nobody believe
Nobody believe
This is you
He was, I'm saying
he was in the movie like
You guys are not
Going to understand
I'm like, nigga
You went from Africa
to an Asian person
Right
He hit him with the Nelson Mandela
He didn't understand
They need the matter of time
I'm like well
I hear your real voice in this shit
But it was good though
I fought with
We were talking about this shit
Earlier right
If Donald Trump
Mm-hmm
Becomes the president
Fill in the Blank
What you're doing
If he becomes a president
I'm going to bleach my skin.
You're going to bleach your skin?
Yeah, yeah.
What that's going to do?
I don't know.
I just feel like if you white, it'd be safer.
Boy, you're smart as hell.
That shit started out stupid and went straight to brilliant.
Fuck you, man.
I feel like you'll be safe.
Hey, bro, people be sleep on you.
You'll be coming up with some good-ass eyes.
That's why I'd be trying to teddy.
So, look, if you bleak your skin,
what color the tattoo going to stay?
Is it going to lead the tattoo?
Are you going to...
It's going to be kind of like, like, bro.
Well, if Donald's...
Trump.
You know, people always be like,
well, if Donald Trump
become the president,
I'm gonna fucking move.
I ain't gonna do shit.
I'm gonna keep doing.
Unless he make you move.
Bro, I'm gonna keep doing
what I've been doing,
bro.
I just figured out
the formula to success.
First of all,
you gotta follow DJ Callet on Snapchat.
I was definitely to say that.
I mean,
he got to have DJ Callet
as vice president.
Your life ain't right
if you're not following
DJ Callet on Snapchat.
He gave you so much hope.
Callie, if you hiring,
please hit me up.
I clean your whole damn house.
What's up with this?
damn jet ski though you just drive the jet ski just ride around and let you know he got money he's just
only jet ski he just be another one yeah another one how many jet skis i got another one
yeah i'm like man come on man i want i want i want my working for the name you would
i'd be high as hell all the time hey bro you've you've ever watched those uh they got this new show
out called the um they got the west brook sisters have you seen them i ain't never got time to watch
But I heard any of your love, she's kind of like an asshole.
I do not.
She's about it for, though.
All of them, fine.
I hit every last one on her from the skin one to the big one.
Probably calling them the breastbrook sisters.
Everybody got big tenses over.
I like the one who be riding that dirt.
I like the big one.
I love the one who ride that dirt by.
Look how pop that wheel on the dead.
I like the thick one.
Oh, I talk about the big big one.
I like that one because she don't really get that much attention.
I give that too.
I give it.
to you. I find that pussy. If you
I find that pussy. If you don't think
you got one, I find it. What? I go
in there finding. You're stupid. Have a flash
life. I go find it. I like
Treasure Hunt, too. I did.
They did. You see their mama?
What the mama look like? Yeah.
For real. Fired kid?
Oh, shit. Rough. I got that.
Boy, it's rough.
I've been planning. Hey, next year
going to be crazy. Hey, I'm trying to get on the
Not this one, but the next one.
Which one? Because I'm in 2017.
Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. That's
They're going to be crazy.
We're going to dig in it.
Yeah, they got a Toyota coming out.
They run off imagination.
No.
All you got to do is have a good idea, man.
But what if you go ride a block?
You stuck, bro.
Your train makes you slip.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, whatever happened to John McCain.
You remember John McCain?
Oh, that John McCain.
With the messed up arm.
He had the fake arm with the cup holder on it.
White John McCain, right?
Then he ran for president or something, right?
He did.
Didn't he get kidnapped or something?
Yeah, in Vietnam.
That was a long time ago.
Oh, okay.
I thought of like recent.
See, this is why they don't let black dudes do politics.
We just be talking about her.
We wanted your money, Johnny McCain.
Exactly.
What their money?
You are president.
I ain't never ran for no president.
That's another.
These white dudes, they got running.
They're so damn, oh, I don't want to elect the president.
Then he fuck around and get Alzheimer's and then forget that he president.
Niggins that give anybody to be.
Right.
I'm like, hey, man, we need all the white people to be.
I do it then.
Now, hell no.
Man, how about you run for president?
I can't.
Why?
You got to cut your beard.
No, it's just.
Because I don't.
How do you ever thought about Kanye did?
No, I did.
Ooh, you're ugly motherfuck.
You cut that bitch.
You ugly anyway.
I'm talking about Bell.
Oh.
Oh, man.
No, I'm handsome.
Bell?
Yeah.
He looked like a grown little boy.
Bro, I'm telling you, man.
The shit crazy.
That's what they like.
They look like he killed.
Look at his ears.
He looked like a little wet monkey.
Ooh.
I can't wait.
Bro, that's when you know, like that's when you know you got some shit going on.
When you're so ugly, you be.
Cute the motherfuckers.
That right.
Yeah.
You sold something.
Right.
Long as you ain't ugly enough, but they had to call you ugly two times.
You know, like, he's ugly.
But he's not like ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, yeah, he's straight.
I used to be ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, three times.
They'd be like, John, you're so ugly, like, ugly, ugly, ugly.
You ever had an ugly girl not like you, babe?
Yes.
Then you have to rethink everything.
Look, I wanted to hit.
I'm like, shout-o, what's up?
Now I'm straight.
You're straight.
What's your talking about?
Like, you're straight.
What you mean?
You're straight.
You're straight.
And nobody's talking to you all day.
And now I talk to you, you're straight.
You just a won't company.
You know what I'm saying?
Anti-socialer.
I can talk about some.
You're straight.
That's all ringing in your head all day.
That's right.
Damn.
I got to get myself together.
Speaking of getting yourself together.
We got a word of the day.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
So what's the word?
The word of the day.
Since we're on the political themes.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh
The word of the day is
Philibuster
Filibuster.
I bet you can't use that shit
No, you can't
You don't know the filibuster
Let me tell you something
My boy Philip, man
You remember that girl
We were talking about the last time
That Philip, what time do?
Yeah
Man, Philip bought that out
All right
Philibor that all right
All right
All right
I get into you
You know what that
I get to you
I get to you
You know the weak-ed
boy down the street man talking about down the street
on weakening man man man man dude
gonna come up here talking to me yesterday talking to me yesterday
talking to all these rah-rah man you know what I'm saying
he's swayed real but man I don't even feel a boss
oh oh don't even feel don't fault
filibuster
filibuster do you have any for real
political aspiration I remember one time
you know I was the money go getting
so everybody ran for like
share some stories from your life everybody ran for like
president you know vice president
Yeah.
You know what I went for?
Treasurer.
Treasure.
Yeah.
Because when they said, that's the one who'll hold all the money.
You look like you can count real fast.
Oh, yeah.
I could count and miscount in your face and make you think that this is what you're supposed to get.
I'd be like, 5, 10, 50, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 30.
Here you go.
They be like, oh, thank you for my 30.
I see what you did.
You know what I'm saying.
Took a whole 30, right in their faith.
They don't even though.
I see what you did.
You know, 15, 15, 20, 20, 20, 30.
Here you go.
Oh, my God.
Thank you for these 30.
You so, you appreciate it.
I have shot dice with somebody who didn't know what they were doing.
I love it.
Oh, you have a shot dice with the digger that can't count?
What my point?
You put the five on that?
So I'm 10 in with you, right?
It really was, he really was, especially when there's $100 a dime.
He might with him, and since you said you're 10 with me, we're just going to run with that.
Yeah, you're 10 in.
Yeah, you're 10 in them.
See, you go out of the dough.
We lost the whole studio then.
They don't play dice.
They only play Monopoly.
That means he was $40 in my 100.
Exactly.
But he told me he was on.
only 10. So I agreed with him
because he's so dumb, you know.
And then he lost. So that
mean I got my 100 back. All right, Fly, you ready
to take a test? Hey, yeah, what type of 10?
All right, man. This is totally
unexpected. You ain't even know this.
I ain't got nobody to cheat off. Give me five
reasons why you should not
vote for Donald Trump. Give me
five. I'm going to give you five reasons.
First, because I'm black.
You should not vote for him.
First is all. Off the top. Don't vote for Donald
Trump because you're black. All right, number two.
Second of all, because I'm not standing in line in a long line to vote for him,
and he's trying to take Migos away.
Do you know you can pay these things anything?
He's trying to get the Migos locked up?
You can pay Migos anything.
Have you ever seen the one that be standing at the cornerstone to be wane for work?
Oh, I thought you're talking about the Migo, the other Migo.
No, they be, they be ashy hands.
My friend, my friend, my friend.
Yo, when shit is, I can.
My friend.
I can take it out.
I don't know what.
I fix for you.
I don't know what that means.
But they always do that.
Your tie is flat.
I can take it out.
I love that.
But you don't get your ass on.
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So the top reason not to vote for Donald Trump for D.C. Young Fly is because you're black.
I'm black.
And because he's trying to take the Mexicans.
Them some loyal people.
Give me some more reasons, man.
Donald Trump invented the Xbox 360.
Hey, Ben Carson.
Hey, that an actor?
No, that's the brain surgeon
That is the smartest dumb black man
I ever seen in my life
Hell yeah
He's gonna lie and say he got robbed
At Popeye's chicken in D.C.
They say he's about to be on a new penny
No he's not
But he's gonna be facing the other way
With a piece of it
Being
He's the first person to separate
Conjoined twins
I think or something like that
Yeah
He invented
So he said to me
He went down and he cut them niggas in half
Right
And everybody had equal
parts. He the first one to successfully
split two people into 50-50
parts. Black man did that. What you mean, like
one hand along and the other had a long? It was this
dude who was born, right, and his little brother
was like coming out his
rib cage, Ben Carson,
cut him off. He did
successfully do the
well, how about we just vote for Ben here?
No, we can't vote for Ben Carson because he is.
That's Ben with that must have. He's not a smart
black dude. Let me see. Well, he is, but
look at him. He don't look trustworthy.
Hell no, he looked like that science teacher
They'd be looking at little girls and shit
He's one of those people who like
He only book smart
He don't have no life experience
And he got conjoint twins
Man this shit
Man, this shit is asking me
I can't just watch cojoin twins all day man
Yeah his wife looked crazy
I don't want to talk about it
But she do look a little weird
I don't think I'm vote for Benny Ben man
Just because you don't like
Ah his wife look
It ain't that man
It's something up behind that story man
It's like some extra shit
She tried to sing the national anthem
On national TV.
Good and terrible.
Please watch this.
Oh, man.
And the rocket red glare,
the bombs bursting in there
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there.
Oh, say, does the hot star spangled
by no yet
wave
Or the land of the free
I'm the home
Of the brave
It's real
I've been crying the whole time
If I was going to vote for
I ain't vote for them now
No man
That mean we got to hear that for eight damn years
Bro you don't go from Michelle Obama to that
Definitely not
No, man.
No, that's over it.
Hey, man,
Donald Trump might got about to vote for them.
So you got to, that's one reason.
You can't, you can't vote for Ben Carson, man.
Okay, one rule I'm not going to vote for Donald Trump is because.
But what, look, though, when Ben Carson lied and said he got robbed their pap ass,
I knew then that he would flow.
Oh, brother, that's true.
Why you sound just lack of them?
I think I sound a little better than her.
No, you sound kind of like her.
Man, what's going on with the politics, man?
We need somebody to run, man.
Don't nobody want to, though.
I'm going to run.
I'll be your campaign manager, man.
I'm just going to run.
Jet court, get some money about this shit.
Like, if you was running for, who will you have for vice president?
Boose.
A little booze?
Boose a bad ass out.
Now vote for a nigga for I knock a knick.
me out.
It's just what we need, bro.
I'm gonna have Boo said my vice president.
I'm gonna have Kanye Wiss is
the spokesperson.
They said that this dude for real
trying to get this shit together for 2020.
Who?
Donald Trump.
I vote, I mean, Kanye, I would vote
for-I-vote.
I would vote for Kanye.
I would vote for Wachke-Flocker
before I vote for Kanye West.
That's just real talk.
Wanka Flokker wanted to be the president.
Bob, I believe he got a felon.
They ain't going to let him in there.
That's shit sad, man.
We don't even know who to fuck running for president,
And it's just because
It's like who running to get done so?
I don't know
It don't matter
It don't matter
Got Ben Carson and his wife singing and shit
But I'll vote for
Bernie Sanders
He got some pretty good
Bernie son
Bernie Sanders
Just because it named Bernie
I vote for a bad bun
Who
For the baseball player
Yeah
Just because if anything
Go wrong
He know how to use a bat
Might as well
vote for salmon sausage
Yeah
Might as well
He can't talk for shit
He can always need somebody up there to say he'll be whispering and shit
So how do you feel about the president
Well Mr. Sosa said
Mr. Sosa said these bitches love Sosa
And
D.C.
What?
Talk to me.
We got this segment about how you know when it's time to get out your mama's house.
How do I know?
How do you know?
It's time to get out of your mother's house when?
When your mama walk around naked?
What? Like, Mama, you're negative.
Well, get your ass up my house.
You wouldn't know if I was negative or not.
She, because she don't know who to say.
Ain't anybody complain.
Because Sonson them ain't complaining.
Who is Sonson them?
My dad?
I think it's time to get out your mama's house.
When you start buying stuff for your room
that could really go in an apartment.
Like a couch.
Yeah, like, why you got a couch in your bedroom?
Like, if you want to have a place, then go get a place.
You don't when they bought one of them little chain locks to go on your door.
I don't want nobody in my room
Why ain't at home?
Well, move out!
You got a do-mat in the hallway.
Right.
It's say welcome.
Hey, it's time to get out your mama house.
Your mom and them go get everybody
some food except you.
Like, if she brings back to food
and don't bring you nothing.
It's time to get out your mama house
when your mama changed a lot.
It's really time to get out your mama house
when she starts saying this every day.
I wish y'all would get out in my goddamn house.
It's really time to get out your mama house
when she slides you bills up on your door.
Right.
But your name ain't on them
Ain't even on them
It's really time to get out your mama house
When your big brother
About to get out of prison
And then y'all gonna be back to sleep
In too deep in one room
It's really time to get out your mama house
When your mama treat the stepdad
Better than you
Yeah
It's really time to move out your mama house
When all your friends
Is your mama friends too
Yeah, that too
It's time to get the hell on out of there
No, it's time to move out of your mama house
When you got a whole other separate cable
account in your room that's when it's time to go it's really time to get out your mama house when
you got keys to your door room and nobody else do that's what i'm saying hell yeah it's like a
minute apartment most definitely it's time to get out your mama house when your mama have her
company over and they fuck loud and they don't even care that you there that she's sad
it's really time to get out your mama house when you know you hang when you hung up your
wash rag and your towel
and every time you get in the shower
and you realize them bitches ain't down
just getting wet
looking around like I ain't shit up here
When you start having to write your name
on food and shit
It's time to get out your mama's house
When you got to go to your mama room
Just to get in the shower
This is how you know your mama
Want you to move out
If you ever lose your house key
And she won't give you another one
It's time to get the hell on out of that
Well what I'm gonna keep giving your keys
Well you're gonna keep losing
When it's time to get out your mom
mama house when the mail come and you say
did I get anything? She said
Not a damn thing but some bills
It's time to get out your mama house when your mama
started telling you about bills
And y'all ain't even at home
Like you and the grocery store like you
Know that light bill
Well that light bill
It's coming
Coming
You know it's time to get out
She started bringing up bills
When you come home with new shit
Oh
Got some shoes huh
I hope you put that light bill money
Now, you know it's time to get out your mom's house
when she blocked the driveway
So you can't park your car in the driveway
Exactly, she's ready for your aunt to leave
Like bitch, we got a two-door garage
Why did you park in the middle of the driveway?
This is how you know it's time to get at your mom's house
When your mama starts sneak this and you in front of her friend
Yeah, well, you know I would do something at my house
But hell, I ain't never there by myself
This is when you know it's time to get out your mama house
How?
When you got to smoke outside
Yeah, to keep going outside
You got to smoke weed outside
Yeah, it's, it's definitely time
And it's cold too
And you can't smoke on the porch
Because she always coughing
This shit
That loud stuff
Missing with my ass
This is how you know
This is time to get it
You know how you know it's time to get it
Like when your mama started locking the top lock
Yeah, get the hell out of that
Right
Because that's pretty much saying
Hey, you're out too late
We sleep over here
So
It's just time to get out of that
Much love to all the mammas out there
who be acting like they want you to move out
until you actually move out.
It's time to get out your mama house.
And then they get sad.
Well, why, you just don't come over here no more.
You told me to leave.
I'm telling you.
And it's time to get out your mom's house
when your mama opened your mail and you 30.
It came to my house.
I just didn't want it to be anthrax.
Get your old ass on.
You ever went over a girl house
and she still stay with her mama?
Like if women be staying with their mom for a long-in-in-in-in-in.
And they don't be, they can.
You know about to say nothing.
Well, you mean, my mama.
No.
Who there?
My mama.
My mom over here.
You got to be quaint, eyes, step, squeak.
I think we have hit these people with enough information
that they should be able to suffice
until we do the next episode.
I'm telling.
85 softs, your boy, D.C.
Any random shoutouts you want to give out?
No, we always shout people out
who don't never get no shout out.
I want to give a shout out to my boy, Jesus,
who's the hell of my life.
Hell, yeah.
Hey, much love to that boy, Moses, man.
He split that C.
Moses.
And he told him, he said, listen,
the slow ones get in the front,
Cause once this watercloth, that's your head
But Moses was that dude
Shout out to Noah
Noah, he built a whole boat
And he didn't even help people
He helped animals
Animal
He's like hell no, y'all y'all need to swim
The animal can't swim
Right
So I'm gonna bring two a piece
And y'all's gonna do your thing
Right, right
We gonna be on these motherfuck
For the day, for the night
I don't want to y'all that commotion
I'll take a couple moves
If you know who my other boy was from the Bible
That boy Joe
You know why?
Because it ain't
Little Jetlight jaw
But he's Joe
You know what I fought with
Who?
About a little Dave
For real
Little Dave and Glab
He didn't want to skate
That thing with the rock
My partner
And Saudi Faire
My partner
My partner?
Little Dave
Nah
Jonah
You got swallowed by a whale
And just kicked it in now
bro
Just chilling
And he had fire
How you had fire
And he was a whole
In a whale
Didn't he even try to do that with
Man
I know he's seen that hole
because you know they got that hole
he always saw the light
he knew one day he'd get up at that
but he just ain't know how
man man man
man sure out to the people who all know
Jesus was black man
yeah
they said his hair was like
skin was bronze
if everybody know bronze
that shit brown
I don't believe Jesus was black
they say his hat was wool
you know everybody got that naparad
I don't believe Jesus was black
because they said Jesus died
when he was what 33 years old
what black man you know
is 33 years old with no kids
that's what that's what made me
I got lost
You crazy. Jesus had kids.
Jesus ain't had no kids, bro.
Jesus had kids.
He had no baby mamas, and none of the chicks
follow him to the miracles.
You can't be a black man and be dead for three days
and then think you're just going to show back up.
You was dead, nigga, really? Really?
Dead? Really?
What's so? What? Really?
No.
Let me quit playing.
I'm like, that digger crazy. Let me quit.
Much love.
Jesus. Emmanuel.
Hey, man.
Y'all go out there and vote, man.
Vote for anybody who you think.
Tell him where to watch the show at.
iTunes
Comedy hype
Comedy hype
iTunes SoundCloud
You can watch it on soundcloth
Yeah
You can hear it on SoundCloud
All right
But y'all go vote
Man vote for
Put somebody in office
It's gonna help
Better this world
Vote for me
I'm running
Much of love
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
Sasha Obama
Malia Obama
What if he's a tear
Bo Obama
That's the dog
What if he's a chair
You know it's a
Barack Obama
I don't think
Obama
I don't think about it
Obama
No
Obama
I don't think he is, though.
You remember the O'Bannas?
Mm-hmm.
They probably related.
Ain't no telling.
Ain't even no telling.
It's a small world I hear him, there.
Oh, I got some good news.
What?
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by riding with other motherfuckker.
No, we got some shit coming up, man.
No, we got some shit coming up, man.
Make sure you tune in every Wednesday night and watch us on Wilding Out.
I'm a dog, D.C. Youngflower on that.
Just by the damn network, MTV 2.
MTV 2.
You can follow us on the Instagram and the Twitter.
Fuck, you mean.
Social media, everything.
And, hey, that's it, man, that's all.
We got to go back to our other jobs.
So much love.
Happy New Year, everybody.
Make sure you download and subscribe to our podcast, your ugly ass.
Happy New Year, too, man.
Happy New Year.
If you had a bad year last year, make it a good one this year.
All right, this time we're going to, what's your New Year's prostitution, D.C. Youngfly.
I mean Resolution.
Wake up in bed with like nine biotches.
That's it?
Yep.
Hey, man.
Much, much love and success to you.
I hope you prosper with that, man.
I'm going to drink a lot of red bull.
That's what's up.
My New Year's resolution is to, you know, just keep my foot on these people's throats.
And do what?
I'm trying to get at least $100,000 in cash.
Just the splurge?
No, just so I can feel more comfortable with, you know, who I am as a person.
I feel you on that, too, man.
I don't run it up, man.
If I can ride it, write it up.
Yeah, so that's it.
Just trying to put some money in a shoe.
bucks.
You know what I'm saying?
They're not wrong with it.
All right.
Let me make it work.
All right, pimp.
We'll catch you next time.
I love y'all.
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