The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Goodbye Obama | Ep. 4

Episode Date: January 9, 2016

In this "politically charged" episode, DC and Karlous discuss Obama's last year in office, the political landscape, and what DC and Karlous would do if they were president. Learn more about your ad-c...hoices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:51 85, high, hey. Welcome to the 85 South Social man, Carlos Miller. My nigga D.C. Young Platte is putting on. I ain't got no chat for me. Chapstick, bro. Putting chapstick old, man. We out here, man. Ah, there we go.
Starting point is 00:02:07 This episode is dedicated to my hero. Who? My mentor. Who? Somebody who really paved the way for me. Who? You know, a real inspiration. Who is OG?
Starting point is 00:02:21 What is he? Bro, you know, he's a great person. Who? A humanitarian. A philanthropist. You know? Civil rights movement. Civil rights activator.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Activator. Great father. A husband. Good brother. He's an uncle, too. An uncle. A nephew. Somebody you can look up to.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Who? And he still got his hair line. Who? Talking about Barack Obama, man. Barat. Talking about Barack Obama. Barry O. Amen.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Amen. I know this like, you know, we got to. to keep it kind of, you know what I'm saying, keep it kind of gutter, kind of clean gutter. But Barack Obama, one of the realest niggas to ever be born, though, like through a uterus. That's crazy, man. And like his time almost
Starting point is 00:03:11 up, it seemed like he, he getting out of jail. Yeah. Don't get it no fuck shit, daw. They hang on you, bro. Yeah, because every time, somebody, hey, bro, hold your head, boy. Hold it up, shout him. You ain't got nothing to be embarrassed about what you did your thing, boy?
Starting point is 00:03:25 You feel me. And when you get out there, don't let nobody discourage you, homie? What are he going to do, at all because you know like once you once you ain't the president no more you don't really get to do nothing because you know all the secrets now they say like once you're the president you always got like secret served yeah you're what I'm saying but like he can't just go back to being him before he was him he was homeless no it wasn't he was straight he wasn't baling but he was him he he him him now bro do you know Barack Obama driver
Starting point is 00:03:53 a crisis of 300 right now yeah I mean because he had just got it before he was the president He didn't even got to drive it. For real. I thought they had a P.D. Cruz. He had that before he was, before the 300. They said Michelle pitch on the back. Michelle got more cheese than he do. What Michelle do?
Starting point is 00:04:10 I think she dragged like a, she probably got a range. She got a C-Bring. With the Tollet, man. They got them together. Hey, man, my boyfriend. Hey, am I going to say this? I voted for them twice. But check this out.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Me too. No, the first time I wasn't supposed to. Is it messed up that I don't want another white president? I mean... Is it bad? Because Donald Trump running... I think people running just so Donald Trump won't win. I think...
Starting point is 00:04:38 Got Will Smith. When you got actors trying to be the president... He ain't running for real. He ain't running for real. If don't about to run, Donald Trump going to win. Bro, Donald Trump not going to win. Do you know how many Mexicans are about to get their... First of all, Donald Trump not going to win.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Because, like, three weeks ago, he was trying to kick the Mexicans out of the country, right? Then he started messing with the Muslims, right? Yes. Brough, next week, in two weeks, he's going to probably come out and be like, hey, I'm tired of all these black folks, man. Y'all got to get the hell out of here, too. He probably going to come out and say, I'm black. If he do that, that should be funny is hell.
Starting point is 00:05:14 But I voted for Obama twice. Why? What made you vote for him? But let me tell you something. See, I told my dad, oh. So my daddy got all the time. And I was 17 at the time. And so I went with him, I took him to go vote.
Starting point is 00:05:26 right so and it's crazy because you know everybody old they like yeah i'm going for the for the black man you know what i'm saying so we get up there he so i'm at the booth with him so he's like oh shit who you want to be the president shit i poked obama shit obama shit i you know i poked it right you know and we you know everybody else won't know about the other shit so we're just hitting niggas shirre well let hub be that shit right right i was trying to read the names and see who was the black is one yeah that what i think jerome black yeah i was like johnson yeah hell Hell yeah, hell yeah. Sheila Johnson.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah, she's straight, she's straight. That's how I vote. I look at your name. If your name look black, I'm voting for you. Or have you mixed? Right. I don't know how, I don't know what a mixed name looked like on paper. It'd be like, it'd be like Chandra.
Starting point is 00:06:12 That's a mixed name? Yeah, yeah, a Chandra like Thompson. That's mixed. To you. Thompson. That's black as hell to me. Chandra Thompson? Chandra with the U in it?
Starting point is 00:06:23 That's a black one. With a C. What? And the apostrophe, it's like Shaandra. Yeah. You know she black. Yeah, she's black. Yeah, she's black.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Because white people don't put apostophies in their name. It's the Thompson. The Thompson is what's white. Oh. What? Yeah. Break it down, huh? No, white people be having.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Think about Clay Thompson. White people be white. He's white. He's white. He's white. He's having long last names. Like Weston House. Or like.
Starting point is 00:06:43 McDougson. Or like Evanderbilt. Evanderbilt. Oh, some shit. Right. Hokingbeck. He'll be like, what's your land name? Hey, he's a guy.
Starting point is 00:06:55 It's just a sound. It's just a sound. But yeah, man. But you didn't answer you. You think it's great that I don't, I don't really want another white president. To be honest. I feel like the country got swag. I feel like other countries like, don't the fuck with their medica.
Starting point is 00:07:08 They have a black man. You know what I mean? I feel like everybody kind of scared us right now. I'd be wrong if I say I don't give it down because we got people who don't die for this. You know what I'm saying? What you mean? What you mean? What you mean?
Starting point is 00:07:18 What you mean? You remember the time we couldn't vote? Yeah, I do. You don't remember shit. But look, I'm trying to tell you though, that it was time that we come vote and people didn't get in the head. See, they be trying to make us vote with the guilt trip.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Like, oh, well, black people died so you can vote. I'm saying, oh, but look, we got to think about it. Our community, we complain so much about our community. Why don't we put somebody in office who will help our community? Because every time we try to put somebody in the office, they get in the damn office and forget why they're in the office get caught stealing money and shit. So you know what that mean?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Somebody got to run. Somebody got to make a change. Man, I see what you're doing. I'm not voting for you for president. I'm not... I will be... Hey, I will be ready for president. Nope, no.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I'm going to have a campaign. Folks will be out and like, Fah, cue me, eh, fah, give me, who's running? Paugh! Cue me, I'm running. No, man. That's gonna be crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:10 No, we can't, because you, we can't. Bring them boats here, boy. You too nigger. Bring them boats here, boy. You too niggerish, man. They're going to ask me to D.C., how do you feel about it? I'm like, first of all, if I can walk my opponent's ass,
Starting point is 00:08:22 I want it already. Thank you, America Oh, my God Smoke a joint Have a good night No Yes This shit is terrible
Starting point is 00:08:31 man Get head up in the white See, you fucking up All this stress I gotta go through With war I can't get a little head That's what happened
Starting point is 00:08:41 To be a big All right check this out We can get another You'll be the president for real You're gonna be the vice president for real? How are you gonna bring the truth home What you mean How I'm bringing the troops home?
Starting point is 00:08:49 How are you going to end the war Look This is a This is what I'm gonna do Hey don't try Look, you need to figure out what a filibuster is first. Hold up. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Because I'm going to go over there. I'm going to look the motherfucker dead and they eye. I'm like, look. What? What are we fine for? What you want? They say we want some oil. I'm like, shit.
Starting point is 00:09:10 They got all the oil. So what the fuck we find for then? So we can keep getting it and not having to pay for it. That's the problem. Everybody need to make a little money. Then what we're going to do. Cut me in. Let's eat.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And let's just keep it going. And we figure it to fuck home. Y'all niggins don't want to fight. I ain't vote for you. Do that sound good America? No, because you sound too. You're going to scare the hell out to white people when they ask you a question and you.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Fuck you mean! They're going to scare the hell out. I didn't mean it like that, Mr. President. This is what they're going to get me when they be like, how are you going to vote for somebody? He has a tattoo on his face. I can use makeup. Fuck you mean.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I'm going to have a rebuttal for everything. Right. Hey, I don't think you'll be a good president, but dog would i be a good with spokesman dog you'll be a dude you'll be a hell of a politician though i'd go crazy no you're i believe man you got potential listen all you got to do is something like but the only thing though is like i don't know if we could trust you though because you you'll be in a fucking robbing campaign i ain't ain't gonna lie though i ain't ain't gonna lie if i see how they make money and shit i'm like look i'm gonna fire everybody in that bit get a whole new team see this how you make money
Starting point is 00:10:20 in politics right how you make money all you got to do it a lot that's what they do so look you come out with your lap right you DC young flat and then it's like the gay people gonna be like hey you got us when you get in there right you're gonna make you gonna make sure that we get some gay rights and you're like yeah hell yeah and they give you some money like I have my name good looking map and then you get elected right and then about two years later they show up like hey what's up with them gay rights you prom in us then you'd be like look here hey that was two years ago man the price done went up We need some more bread
Starting point is 00:10:54 I got the paperwork ready Now I just need you to make sure That you get me this so we can get it And then They'll never talk to me face to face I'm gonna have my secretary talk to them Bro politics is a hustle Oh politics is a hustle
Starting point is 00:11:06 Most definitely Anybody who doesn't Out of all the politics Who been your favorite You said Bill Clinton earlier Why? Bill Why?
Starting point is 00:11:12 Nigger do you know It was Let me tell you something Even though I was a child Do you know how smooth it was When he was in office Bro Bill Clinton Fucked niggas up
Starting point is 00:11:22 When? When he was in the office? What did he do? Tell me something I don't know. Man, he got the, he got the, uh, he read, he brought the, uh, mandatory minimums back, man. Oh, like, he brought him down, back down. No, he brought him back. Like, you got to, you got to do 80% of your time, no more college in jail, none of that.
Starting point is 00:11:40 For real. Bro. He came out recently, so he regretted that shit. For real? Yeah. That's fucked up. That's what I'm saying. They were giving Bill Clinton and all this, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:11:49 So what he said, like, nigg got to do 80% of their time when they ain't locked up? Mandatory minimum That's why all the niggas in jail right now That's why all that See it goes back a couple It goes back a couple presidents They got like 10 do 5 and shit
Starting point is 00:12:00 That ain't 80% That's 50 That's on some other shit You're talking about the deal That you cut with the prosecutor This is no Oh you're talking about that other shit Damn
Starting point is 00:12:10 Free my niggies Free everybody Not everybody Not everybody Not everybody Don't need to be free Like raping shit Y'all need to stay y'all ass in there
Starting point is 00:12:17 Right Hell yeah I think if you rape somebody that they should put you in the part of the jail when they know you're going to get raped. Like, let somebody just rape you back. Like, they just had the police who raped 13 black women. Did he see him booing in there?
Starting point is 00:12:30 He was crying like hell. You know why, though? Because he's going to get raped like hell when he did. Man, let me tell you something. It's a nigga and crying because they know he's coming. I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait. The police, too?
Starting point is 00:12:43 His booty tender. Man. Exactly. That shit crazy, man. I can't believe it. Barack Obama about to leave, bro. He's about to go. Where do you think he's going to go to the Motel 6th?
Starting point is 00:12:55 He's going back to Chicago, bro. He ain't going back with it. He ain't going to Shirek. I don't know. He might move to Atlanta. You know, every time black folks get some money, they moved to Atlanta. I just want Michelle get her out of here. That's all.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Man, Michelle keep her out there. She doesn't. Yes, she do. She does. She does not have no relaxing. She doesn't use no relaxing. It needs to be relaxed. No.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Yes, she does. She's the first lady, bro. The first lady. She can't be walking around with a new person. Do you know that? The first lady need to do, the first thing she need to do is wake up and do her hell when she, she's the first lady. You don't like it.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I like it, but you're the first lady, man. Come on. I can't stand for this, bro. You cannot, you're not going to sit here and talk about this. No, one thing about myself, she's strong, just like her hell. I just need to be relaxed. You're dumb as hell, man. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton?
Starting point is 00:13:40 You say you're like, would you vote for Hillary? I'll fuck with Hillary. Would you vote? Would you vote? You see how you get quiet? You ask like, she got hard. Would you vote for? I fuck with her.
Starting point is 00:13:50 But would you vote for? Man, I said I fuck with her. I mean, she's cool. Oh, some other shit. All right. Like, like secretive or something. Safe to run it. Not to run this.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Safer instance. Safer instance. What you mean? Wamma can't run this, man. You let Hillary get in. But you know how much shit your girl is going to talk? Hillary, the president, on the president on my house. Fuck, niggled.
Starting point is 00:14:12 You want me to like, bro. I'm telling you, bro. It's going to be hard, bro. We ain't going to have no say so. Who the president? Who the president? Who the president? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:22 So who the president of all their car? I don't feel. Who name is in? Jaylight the Declaration of Independence. I got independence on this car. For, niggles. I don't think we need a woman president just yet. That we're going to try to tell you.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Because women bring up old shit too much. I'm trying to tell you, man. I'm listening. Because you know if we have a woman president, she's going to change everything. They bring up old shit. So what's all with this little declaration of independence? Like. since you want to be
Starting point is 00:14:51 independent Yeah like How about we declares Fuck dude That ain't fair Right I don't think we I don't know
Starting point is 00:15:00 I don't know About that one man Make it be vice Plus Plus you know Women don't really Let shit go They don't
Starting point is 00:15:06 Hell not All that shit In North Korea Be talking Do you know what She probably like Just sign us Over to somebody
Starting point is 00:15:12 Just because Remember Bill Got it did so Yeah She might see Since y'all Think that I Love the United States
Starting point is 00:15:17 So much Wendantin it Y'all Who was supposed him when he got a dicks up ha ha y'all are now iraqi's country i've been to the middle east bro look what the titty's and the power the peter did i went over there man it ain't what they said it is it's like how do you be around a whole bunch of people that's covered up i need to know who the hell i'm talking to
Starting point is 00:15:36 that's scary take them take the thing down you're not supposed to be looking at they women like that don't take the mask off no it's crazy when you're at the house they still got it on take the damn no because like dog that's how serious it is they don't post it look at them that ain't you're supposed to be looking at it He ain't a number of eyes. Like, how you know that song with her eyes? Sundra. Because they flirt with the eyes.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Is that you? They flirt. They do because they'll be like, Where's your mother? They'd be like, look, holler at me. I don't got nobody. They got to learn how to read the blinks. That's you crazy, man.
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Starting point is 00:19:03 Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I think Barak should wait until the last week Right before you're about to leave and be like, all right, we need to have a press conference, black folks. The reparations check coming on top of your income tax. We're going to make the checks bump heads. I feel like they should give us a reparation. Like, you know, you get your income tax and then you get like an extra little $2,200.
Starting point is 00:19:32 I feel like that should give a reparation of everybody who got locked up by the police. And when you went to court, they find you not guilty. So I need my money that I spent on my books. I think they should give black people some reparation. But you got to prove that you need them. That's the only thing. You got to prove that you need. You got to show like house bills and tonos.
Starting point is 00:19:49 They should do it just like when you're trying to get your, you should bring two bills. It's like a stimulus check. Bring two bills down there and just show them that look, hey, I'm doing my part. Just help me with my little reparation. You know, when you certified a foodstaffir, you got to show proof that you homeless. For real? Bro, you got to prove that you homeless. I ain't know that.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I swear, you got to prove like, you see this house right here. Can you imagine, though? Can you imagine? Matt, they bring the reparation back, and you had to go to the reparations office? I used to take my mail. I'd be like, look, you see this mail? I don't stay there.
Starting point is 00:20:20 I just need somewhere. Just sitting there. To tell my mail, too. No. I swore on there, that. You got to show proof that you homeless. That'll be some ball and that shit. And I think you take a picture of me,
Starting point is 00:20:29 sleeping on the floor outside. And you took it down there to him? Like, this is me to see 30 in the morning on Friday. Every Friday. Are you? But what if they gave us a reparation? Like Barack Obama, last week he in there. You're like, Black,
Starting point is 00:20:42 People, reparations coming January next year. All you have to do is file the paperwork. Then you had to go to the reparations. They're going to be like, it don't work. Right. Your reparations are failed. Don't work.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Probably be 10 people out the whole United States to get reparations. I could just hear them niggins sitting outside now, man. Man, where did the damn mailman there with my reparation, bro? Then you, soon they come. Hey, that rock came through. That how they talk. Hey, that rock came through. No, no, no, Mr. Johnson.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Bro, what you bullshit? Let me check the boss. You don't law my wrist. Going down this Thursday at the Blue Flame Reparations Party Hosted by D.C. Young Fly. Reparation Tuesday. Throwing Nichols and quarters.
Starting point is 00:21:24 I'm going to change the game in the strip club, too. I'm going to throw number change. Word. Make a rain change. No, that's dangerous, though. You can't do that type of shit, man. If you're true to the game, bitch. What do you think about Barack Obama
Starting point is 00:21:36 like not being able to say what he wanted to say while he was in office? Man, it's... They say this thing. They say the president is like the spokesperson. It's kind of hard for him to. It's kind of hard for him to really. They say he don't really make the rules.
Starting point is 00:21:51 He don't. He kind of just like Sam. Yeah, he just said it. Like, oh, this is what everybody came to agreement with. We're going to go war again. Reparation. We're going to. He whispered what he really wanted to say.
Starting point is 00:22:04 We're going to go to war. I'm going to try to get respiration. I need some reparations. I need some reparations. It's a couple of females. owe me reparation. Oh, you know what? I'll be watching...
Starting point is 00:22:14 Have you ever gave a hand and she don't get you nothing. I need my reparation. I need my reparation. Do you know how much preparation it took to do that? I need my reparation. When you give us some head
Starting point is 00:22:26 and she'd get up and put up panties on and be like, thank you. No, I hate this when she don't stop me from Enoch, but she stopped me from sticking it. Oh, okay. I need my reparation. You're going to strong on. I ain't going to strong on.
Starting point is 00:22:38 She's going to make her mind up, right? It's called making a mind up. I need my reparations too, man. Hey, boy. And then it crazy, because then they sit here and tease you, like, you're mad. You made? No, I ain't mad, y'all. You know, I ain't mad.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Because your boys be crack, I ain't, you know, you know. Yeah, what it is. There ain't nothing to me. Brumel, nothing like pussy. I ain't mad, you know. You got to spit. I ain't, I ain't mad. I ain't mad.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I ain't mad, y'all. You good. Yeah, you're real good. Go on, go to sleep. Take your motherfucker computer. What's the best shit you ever stole from a girl? Like, do you ever hit a lick? Baby pictures.
Starting point is 00:23:21 You stole her baby pictures, though? I was laughing. I was laughing. Hey, you dumb as him. I was supposed to black. You stole a baby bitch for him. Yeah, because her mama stuck there. You said weed, so I stole some weed from him.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Everybody get it. When somebody in the family mess with me, everybody, I take it out of real. And he was cool, too. You feel him, I had the wife I'm clean I got him
Starting point is 00:23:44 I took some from her I took some money from her then I took a baby piss and I was just smoking weed
Starting point is 00:23:49 laughing at her baby piss like it's ugly bro you stupid like have you ever have you ever
Starting point is 00:23:55 been like checked up like to make sure you make sure my mom told me she was like
Starting point is 00:23:59 I didn't want you to get on no pills so bro that's the fun that's the funny shit
Starting point is 00:24:02 out of I swear you stole his baby baby pigeon I stole the baby pigeon I'm I'm rolling
Starting point is 00:24:06 to myself bro he ugly ugly out of hey yeah a little teep bag, girl.
Starting point is 00:24:14 One bit two little teeth out. Parents, little child teeth having that. You stupid. That's what? I'll give a down. That's funny that you brought that up, man, because... But what if Obama was from... But I was just trying to see.
Starting point is 00:24:26 That's what I was about to say. Like, what if Obama? Like, he already from South Side of Chicago. He won't be president. I'll tell you that. Why not? Why you don't think he could be the president being from the West Side of Atlanta? He can't say where he's from.
Starting point is 00:24:38 He'll be like the mayor or something, like the councilman. like the district he had to run like a district not the whole country i don't think it'll work because you can't really understand what people from the west side of it land to be talking when they get excited but you know your wife fin around from that from their prayers y'all you know what time about how i feel out of application do that exactly bro what this is here about now we're trying to go hey they're talking about a respiration i ain't never been arrested this year hey what they mean respiration i ain't never had no heart attack mr president tell us about the trilateral commission i don't even know that bitch like that bro don't know what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:25:16 don't be hollin at me you know what i'm saying how you feel about the war mr president shit i hey that shit break my heart it's sad it's sad at hell but i can't let that scratch me out and and you know what they say if somebody slap you turn the other cheat you're a ho-ass nigga you do that bro bro you a whole ad nigga hey man also hey i don't know who watching this shit or whatever, but, hey, them people over there in the Middle East who got all that oil, hey, man, holl at me, man, we're trying to get these gas prices back down. You see, they ain't
Starting point is 00:25:47 going to work. See, they ain't worth. He brought the gas prices down to win. Hey, bro. Barack Obama got the gas down so low. I think he got the gas in their backyard. See, that let you know that it's a scheme. George Bush had us out here paying $8 a gallon. Man, did you
Starting point is 00:26:02 buy? Why? That's the one I don't like. If I ever see him, I'm going to slap shit out of him. I remember. I remember time. Well, it wasn't nobody at the gas station. Period. Niggins is hanging out at the gas station. They're chilling.
Starting point is 00:26:14 They got gas can, no car. Hey, I just got gas. They got gas because I can afford it. It's one at a cell. Br, it's ridiculous. But I can cut grand all day. You know, the best feeling in the world, though, is when you go in there, and you pay like $20 just to get your tank back full, and then it's stop at like $14, $183.
Starting point is 00:26:31 You'd be like, hell, yeah. I'll get some snacks. Right. I get some snacks. Great. Give me two slush. bag of chips you know what
Starting point is 00:26:41 two cigarettes it feel good to take a tin out knowing that that'll get you a half a tank what you're like this hamilton man much love to everybody who's going through it financially yes
Starting point is 00:26:52 even five dollars to get you much love to all the ladies who trying to keep their appearance up you know on a budget so your home girl had to do your head this week appreciate that much love all the ladies who got burnt with the curling iron got that little burnt
Starting point is 00:27:07 spot on your forehead too Yes, much love. All the chicks who ever got burnt on the ear. Much love. And you know, the Carolina on the stove, too, so. Much love to all the young niggas who got a headline like their father. But got sideburned like they step down. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Much love to love all the ladies who got their little mustache, but you act like we don't see it. That's how you know, pussy good. They'd be right there in the corners. It'd be like, ooh, it's like a little fun. Like, it was like, it won't part to be there, but they're there. Right. Ooh, that's shit good. It's shit like in about two weeks it's going to be too thick.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah. I love it. I hate, I ain't gonna like. I'm a real observed type of guy. You be observed, you're observational. I mean, I'm real observant. What you like? I hate, I hate the little chin hell.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I hate a little chin hell. That's disgusting. And they just be like talking up, like, they don't know they got in. And you can tell they've been there for a long time because they're dark. They're curly, too. I know you feel it. Ladies, hit that neck. Hit that neck, ladies.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Hit it. Hit that neck. Tweeders, tweezers. Pluck that bit. Hell, yeah. Pluck it. You ever fuck with a chick of her ears dirty? What that is.
Starting point is 00:28:08 my pet peeve dirty-in's ears pet peeve give me one of them I hate it like it's like you try not like you try not to look in her ear but you kind of like
Starting point is 00:28:22 lean and you're just like oh my God if her ear dirty right that put it dirty it's got to be it got to be because I clean my ear
Starting point is 00:28:29 when I get out of the shower like how you not clean your ears that why you ain't never know clean your ears they always say huh you'd like baby you can't hear me
Starting point is 00:28:37 you can't hear me because your ears nasty. I hate it. Then they'd be like, let me see your headphones. I'll stab you in your throat. I'll kill you. I know Donald Trump is dirty. Don't he just look like his ears nasty? Donald Trump need to quit wearing that toupee.
Starting point is 00:28:50 That is not a that is not a toupee, man. I bet they got a rubber band around it. Whatever that hairstyle is, slapping on his head. That Donald Trump wearing, I know for a fact that it's made by new error, because I saw it, he had put it on backwards. He had a little dude playing
Starting point is 00:29:06 baseball. It was right there in the middle. Some tell me his suit stank I believe it do He never been around somebody When they're wearing a suit and it rained Every time you're around somebody Who got money They'd be musty a little bit
Starting point is 00:29:17 I don't know if that's what money Smell like I don't think so It's just something about them Like he got athlete feet And his suit stank You know why I don't like Donald Trump Because he always had
Starting point is 00:29:27 A little white stuff In the corner of his mouth That is nasty He's the type He the type to eat And don't care about sticking Because I'm Donald Trump Donald Trump
Starting point is 00:29:38 He's been around forever. But like you said, like you said earlier, though, he might mess around and win. He might, man, because somebody got to run. I'm just letting y'all know, man. If Kanye ran, I'm wrong for Kanye. Who ever running against him, I'm running. I don't know if I would, though.
Starting point is 00:29:52 If Will running, he just can't talk on the African voice that he did on that new movie, though. You don't like it? It's cool, because Will is an A-list actor. But it's like, I think it would have been better if he would just did his regular voice. I think it's funny. I think he probably had like three more months of working on the African voice. I don't give a damn movie He can't really make a bad movie
Starting point is 00:30:12 I'm not saying it's a bad movie It's great It's funny when you know a person That's like them trying to take me serious In the series movie You know what I'm saying Like I got to build them up for them to take me serious Do the serious movie
Starting point is 00:30:24 Do the serious joint right now Alright right there right not DC Do John John and scene I'm gonna tell you this right now But yo bro stay like that old man And cut And cut Nobody believe
Starting point is 00:30:36 Nobody believe This is you He was, I'm saying he was in the movie like You guys are not Going to understand I'm like, nigga You went from Africa
Starting point is 00:30:44 to an Asian person Right He hit him with the Nelson Mandela He didn't understand They need the matter of time I'm like well I hear your real voice in this shit But it was good though
Starting point is 00:30:56 I fought with We were talking about this shit Earlier right If Donald Trump Mm-hmm Becomes the president Fill in the Blank What you're doing
Starting point is 00:31:05 If he becomes a president I'm going to bleach my skin. You're going to bleach your skin? Yeah, yeah. What that's going to do? I don't know. I just feel like if you white, it'd be safer. Boy, you're smart as hell.
Starting point is 00:31:18 That shit started out stupid and went straight to brilliant. Fuck you, man. I feel like you'll be safe. Hey, bro, people be sleep on you. You'll be coming up with some good-ass eyes. That's why I'd be trying to teddy. So, look, if you bleak your skin, what color the tattoo going to stay?
Starting point is 00:31:32 Is it going to lead the tattoo? Are you going to... It's going to be kind of like, like, bro. Well, if Donald's... Trump. You know, people always be like, well, if Donald Trump become the president,
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm gonna fucking move. I ain't gonna do shit. I'm gonna keep doing. Unless he make you move. Bro, I'm gonna keep doing what I've been doing, bro. I just figured out
Starting point is 00:31:48 the formula to success. First of all, you gotta follow DJ Callet on Snapchat. I was definitely to say that. I mean, he got to have DJ Callet as vice president. Your life ain't right
Starting point is 00:31:57 if you're not following DJ Callet on Snapchat. He gave you so much hope. Callie, if you hiring, please hit me up. I clean your whole damn house. What's up with this? damn jet ski though you just drive the jet ski just ride around and let you know he got money he's just
Starting point is 00:32:14 only jet ski he just be another one yeah another one how many jet skis i got another one yeah i'm like man come on man i want i want i want my working for the name you would i'd be high as hell all the time hey bro you've you've ever watched those uh they got this new show out called the um they got the west brook sisters have you seen them i ain't never got time to watch But I heard any of your love, she's kind of like an asshole. I do not. She's about it for, though. All of them, fine.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I hit every last one on her from the skin one to the big one. Probably calling them the breastbrook sisters. Everybody got big tenses over. I like the one who be riding that dirt. I like the big one. I love the one who ride that dirt by. Look how pop that wheel on the dead. I like the thick one.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Oh, I talk about the big big one. I like that one because she don't really get that much attention. I give that too. I give it. to you. I find that pussy. If you I find that pussy. If you don't think you got one, I find it. What? I go in there finding. You're stupid. Have a flash
Starting point is 00:33:13 life. I go find it. I like Treasure Hunt, too. I did. They did. You see their mama? What the mama look like? Yeah. For real. Fired kid? Oh, shit. Rough. I got that. Boy, it's rough. I've been planning. Hey, next year
Starting point is 00:33:27 going to be crazy. Hey, I'm trying to get on the Not this one, but the next one. Which one? Because I'm in 2017. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. That's They're going to be crazy. We're going to dig in it. Yeah, they got a Toyota coming out. They run off imagination.
Starting point is 00:33:40 No. All you got to do is have a good idea, man. But what if you go ride a block? You stuck, bro. Your train makes you slip. Yeah, yeah. Bro, whatever happened to John McCain. You remember John McCain?
Starting point is 00:33:53 Oh, that John McCain. With the messed up arm. He had the fake arm with the cup holder on it. White John McCain, right? Then he ran for president or something, right? He did. Didn't he get kidnapped or something? Yeah, in Vietnam.
Starting point is 00:34:03 That was a long time ago. Oh, okay. I thought of like recent. See, this is why they don't let black dudes do politics. We just be talking about her. We wanted your money, Johnny McCain. Exactly. What their money?
Starting point is 00:34:13 You are president. I ain't never ran for no president. That's another. These white dudes, they got running. They're so damn, oh, I don't want to elect the president. Then he fuck around and get Alzheimer's and then forget that he president. Niggins that give anybody to be. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:26 I'm like, hey, man, we need all the white people to be. I do it then. Now, hell no. Man, how about you run for president? I can't. Why? You got to cut your beard. No, it's just.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Because I don't. How do you ever thought about Kanye did? No, I did. Ooh, you're ugly motherfuck. You cut that bitch. You ugly anyway. I'm talking about Bell. Oh.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Oh, man. No, I'm handsome. Bell? Yeah. He looked like a grown little boy. Bro, I'm telling you, man. The shit crazy. That's what they like.
Starting point is 00:34:54 They look like he killed. Look at his ears. He looked like a little wet monkey. Ooh. I can't wait. Bro, that's when you know, like that's when you know you got some shit going on. When you're so ugly, you be. Cute the motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:35:06 That right. Yeah. You sold something. Right. Long as you ain't ugly enough, but they had to call you ugly two times. You know, like, he's ugly. But he's not like ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, yeah, he's straight. I used to be ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, three times.
Starting point is 00:35:22 They'd be like, John, you're so ugly, like, ugly, ugly, ugly. You ever had an ugly girl not like you, babe? Yes. Then you have to rethink everything. Look, I wanted to hit. I'm like, shout-o, what's up? Now I'm straight. You're straight.
Starting point is 00:35:34 What's your talking about? Like, you're straight. What you mean? You're straight. You're straight. And nobody's talking to you all day. And now I talk to you, you're straight. You just a won't company.
Starting point is 00:35:43 You know what I'm saying? Anti-socialer. I can talk about some. You're straight. That's all ringing in your head all day. That's right. Damn. I got to get myself together.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Speaking of getting yourself together. We got a word of the day. That's exactly what I'm saying. So what's the word? The word of the day. Since we're on the political themes. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Uh-huh The word of the day is Philibuster Filibuster. I bet you can't use that shit No, you can't You don't know the filibuster Let me tell you something
Starting point is 00:36:17 My boy Philip, man You remember that girl We were talking about the last time That Philip, what time do? Yeah Man, Philip bought that out All right Philibor that all right
Starting point is 00:36:27 All right All right I get into you You know what that I get to you I get to you You know the weak-ed boy down the street man talking about down the street
Starting point is 00:36:36 on weakening man man man man dude gonna come up here talking to me yesterday talking to me yesterday talking to all these rah-rah man you know what I'm saying he's swayed real but man I don't even feel a boss oh oh don't even feel don't fault filibuster filibuster do you have any for real political aspiration I remember one time
Starting point is 00:36:57 you know I was the money go getting so everybody ran for like share some stories from your life everybody ran for like president you know vice president Yeah. You know what I went for? Treasurer. Treasure.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Yeah. Because when they said, that's the one who'll hold all the money. You look like you can count real fast. Oh, yeah. I could count and miscount in your face and make you think that this is what you're supposed to get. I'd be like, 5, 10, 50, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 30. Here you go. They be like, oh, thank you for my 30.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I see what you did. You know what I'm saying. Took a whole 30, right in their faith. They don't even though. I see what you did. You know, 15, 15, 20, 20, 20, 30. Here you go. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Thank you for these 30. You so, you appreciate it. I have shot dice with somebody who didn't know what they were doing. I love it. Oh, you have a shot dice with the digger that can't count? What my point? You put the five on that? So I'm 10 in with you, right?
Starting point is 00:37:45 It really was, he really was, especially when there's $100 a dime. He might with him, and since you said you're 10 with me, we're just going to run with that. Yeah, you're 10 in. Yeah, you're 10 in them. See, you go out of the dough. We lost the whole studio then. They don't play dice. They only play Monopoly.
Starting point is 00:38:00 That means he was $40 in my 100. Exactly. But he told me he was on. only 10. So I agreed with him because he's so dumb, you know. And then he lost. So that mean I got my 100 back. All right, Fly, you ready to take a test? Hey, yeah, what type of 10?
Starting point is 00:38:14 All right, man. This is totally unexpected. You ain't even know this. I ain't got nobody to cheat off. Give me five reasons why you should not vote for Donald Trump. Give me five. I'm going to give you five reasons. First, because I'm black. You should not vote for him.
Starting point is 00:38:30 First is all. Off the top. Don't vote for Donald Trump because you're black. All right, number two. Second of all, because I'm not standing in line in a long line to vote for him, and he's trying to take Migos away. Do you know you can pay these things anything? He's trying to get the Migos locked up? You can pay Migos anything. Have you ever seen the one that be standing at the cornerstone to be wane for work?
Starting point is 00:38:52 Oh, I thought you're talking about the Migo, the other Migo. No, they be, they be ashy hands. My friend, my friend, my friend. Yo, when shit is, I can. My friend. I can take it out. I don't know what. I fix for you.
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Starting point is 00:42:04 I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So the top reason not to vote for Donald Trump for D.C. Young Fly is because you're black. I'm black. And because he's trying to take the Mexicans. Them some loyal people. Give me some more reasons, man. Donald Trump invented the Xbox 360.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Hey, Ben Carson. Hey, that an actor? No, that's the brain surgeon That is the smartest dumb black man I ever seen in my life Hell yeah He's gonna lie and say he got robbed At Popeye's chicken in D.C.
Starting point is 00:42:45 They say he's about to be on a new penny No he's not But he's gonna be facing the other way With a piece of it Being He's the first person to separate Conjoined twins I think or something like that
Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah He invented So he said to me He went down and he cut them niggas in half Right And everybody had equal parts. He the first one to successfully split two people into 50-50
Starting point is 00:43:08 parts. Black man did that. What you mean, like one hand along and the other had a long? It was this dude who was born, right, and his little brother was like coming out his rib cage, Ben Carson, cut him off. He did successfully do the well, how about we just vote for Ben here?
Starting point is 00:43:23 No, we can't vote for Ben Carson because he is. That's Ben with that must have. He's not a smart black dude. Let me see. Well, he is, but look at him. He don't look trustworthy. Hell no, he looked like that science teacher They'd be looking at little girls and shit He's one of those people who like He only book smart
Starting point is 00:43:39 He don't have no life experience And he got conjoint twins Man this shit Man, this shit is asking me I can't just watch cojoin twins all day man Yeah his wife looked crazy I don't want to talk about it But she do look a little weird
Starting point is 00:43:52 I don't think I'm vote for Benny Ben man Just because you don't like Ah his wife look It ain't that man It's something up behind that story man It's like some extra shit She tried to sing the national anthem On national TV.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Good and terrible. Please watch this. Oh, man. And the rocket red glare, the bombs bursting in there gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say, does the hot star spangled
Starting point is 00:44:29 by no yet wave Or the land of the free I'm the home Of the brave It's real I've been crying the whole time If I was going to vote for
Starting point is 00:44:53 I ain't vote for them now No man That mean we got to hear that for eight damn years Bro you don't go from Michelle Obama to that Definitely not No, man. No, that's over it. Hey, man,
Starting point is 00:45:03 Donald Trump might got about to vote for them. So you got to, that's one reason. You can't, you can't vote for Ben Carson, man. Okay, one rule I'm not going to vote for Donald Trump is because. But what, look, though, when Ben Carson lied and said he got robbed their pap ass, I knew then that he would flow. Oh, brother, that's true. Why you sound just lack of them?
Starting point is 00:45:24 I think I sound a little better than her. No, you sound kind of like her. Man, what's going on with the politics, man? We need somebody to run, man. Don't nobody want to, though. I'm going to run. I'll be your campaign manager, man. I'm just going to run.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Jet court, get some money about this shit. Like, if you was running for, who will you have for vice president? Boose. A little booze? Boose a bad ass out. Now vote for a nigga for I knock a knick. me out. It's just what we need, bro.
Starting point is 00:45:56 I'm gonna have Boo said my vice president. I'm gonna have Kanye Wiss is the spokesperson. They said that this dude for real trying to get this shit together for 2020. Who? Donald Trump. I vote, I mean, Kanye, I would vote
Starting point is 00:46:10 for-I-vote. I would vote for Kanye. I would vote for Wachke-Flocker before I vote for Kanye West. That's just real talk. Wanka Flokker wanted to be the president. Bob, I believe he got a felon. They ain't going to let him in there.
Starting point is 00:46:20 That's shit sad, man. We don't even know who to fuck running for president, And it's just because It's like who running to get done so? I don't know It don't matter It don't matter Got Ben Carson and his wife singing and shit
Starting point is 00:46:31 But I'll vote for Bernie Sanders He got some pretty good Bernie son Bernie Sanders Just because it named Bernie I vote for a bad bun Who
Starting point is 00:46:40 For the baseball player Yeah Just because if anything Go wrong He know how to use a bat Might as well vote for salmon sausage Yeah
Starting point is 00:46:48 Might as well He can't talk for shit He can always need somebody up there to say he'll be whispering and shit So how do you feel about the president Well Mr. Sosa said Mr. Sosa said these bitches love Sosa And D.C.
Starting point is 00:47:07 What? Talk to me. We got this segment about how you know when it's time to get out your mama's house. How do I know? How do you know? It's time to get out of your mother's house when? When your mama walk around naked? What? Like, Mama, you're negative.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Well, get your ass up my house. You wouldn't know if I was negative or not. She, because she don't know who to say. Ain't anybody complain. Because Sonson them ain't complaining. Who is Sonson them? My dad? I think it's time to get out your mama's house.
Starting point is 00:47:35 When you start buying stuff for your room that could really go in an apartment. Like a couch. Yeah, like, why you got a couch in your bedroom? Like, if you want to have a place, then go get a place. You don't when they bought one of them little chain locks to go on your door. I don't want nobody in my room Why ain't at home?
Starting point is 00:47:51 Well, move out! You got a do-mat in the hallway. Right. It's say welcome. Hey, it's time to get out your mama house. Your mom and them go get everybody some food except you. Like, if she brings back to food
Starting point is 00:48:02 and don't bring you nothing. It's time to get out your mama house when your mama changed a lot. It's really time to get out your mama house when she starts saying this every day. I wish y'all would get out in my goddamn house. It's really time to get out your mama house when she slides you bills up on your door.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Right. But your name ain't on them Ain't even on them It's really time to get out your mama house When your big brother About to get out of prison And then y'all gonna be back to sleep In too deep in one room
Starting point is 00:48:28 It's really time to get out your mama house When your mama treat the stepdad Better than you Yeah It's really time to move out your mama house When all your friends Is your mama friends too Yeah, that too
Starting point is 00:48:40 It's time to get the hell on out of there No, it's time to move out of your mama house When you got a whole other separate cable account in your room that's when it's time to go it's really time to get out your mama house when you got keys to your door room and nobody else do that's what i'm saying hell yeah it's like a minute apartment most definitely it's time to get out your mama house when your mama have her company over and they fuck loud and they don't even care that you there that she's sad it's really time to get out your mama house when you know you hang when you hung up your
Starting point is 00:49:17 wash rag and your towel and every time you get in the shower and you realize them bitches ain't down just getting wet looking around like I ain't shit up here When you start having to write your name on food and shit It's time to get out your mama's house
Starting point is 00:49:31 When you got to go to your mama room Just to get in the shower This is how you know your mama Want you to move out If you ever lose your house key And she won't give you another one It's time to get the hell on out of that Well what I'm gonna keep giving your keys
Starting point is 00:49:45 Well you're gonna keep losing When it's time to get out your mom mama house when the mail come and you say did I get anything? She said Not a damn thing but some bills It's time to get out your mama house when your mama started telling you about bills And y'all ain't even at home
Starting point is 00:49:59 Like you and the grocery store like you Know that light bill Well that light bill It's coming Coming You know it's time to get out She started bringing up bills When you come home with new shit
Starting point is 00:50:13 Oh Got some shoes huh I hope you put that light bill money Now, you know it's time to get out your mom's house when she blocked the driveway So you can't park your car in the driveway Exactly, she's ready for your aunt to leave Like bitch, we got a two-door garage
Starting point is 00:50:28 Why did you park in the middle of the driveway? This is how you know it's time to get at your mom's house When your mama starts sneak this and you in front of her friend Yeah, well, you know I would do something at my house But hell, I ain't never there by myself This is when you know it's time to get out your mama house How? When you got to smoke outside
Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah, to keep going outside You got to smoke weed outside Yeah, it's, it's definitely time And it's cold too And you can't smoke on the porch Because she always coughing This shit That loud stuff
Starting point is 00:50:56 Missing with my ass This is how you know This is time to get it You know how you know it's time to get it Like when your mama started locking the top lock Yeah, get the hell out of that Right Because that's pretty much saying
Starting point is 00:51:10 Hey, you're out too late We sleep over here So It's just time to get out of that Much love to all the mammas out there who be acting like they want you to move out until you actually move out. It's time to get out your mama house.
Starting point is 00:51:21 And then they get sad. Well, why, you just don't come over here no more. You told me to leave. I'm telling you. And it's time to get out your mom's house when your mama opened your mail and you 30. It came to my house. I just didn't want it to be anthrax.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Get your old ass on. You ever went over a girl house and she still stay with her mama? Like if women be staying with their mom for a long-in-in-in-in-in. And they don't be, they can. You know about to say nothing. Well, you mean, my mama. No.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Who there? My mama. My mom over here. You got to be quaint, eyes, step, squeak. I think we have hit these people with enough information that they should be able to suffice until we do the next episode. I'm telling.
Starting point is 00:51:56 85 softs, your boy, D.C. Any random shoutouts you want to give out? No, we always shout people out who don't never get no shout out. I want to give a shout out to my boy, Jesus, who's the hell of my life. Hell, yeah. Hey, much love to that boy, Moses, man.
Starting point is 00:52:10 He split that C. Moses. And he told him, he said, listen, the slow ones get in the front, Cause once this watercloth, that's your head But Moses was that dude Shout out to Noah Noah, he built a whole boat
Starting point is 00:52:24 And he didn't even help people He helped animals Animal He's like hell no, y'all y'all need to swim The animal can't swim Right So I'm gonna bring two a piece And y'all's gonna do your thing
Starting point is 00:52:35 Right, right We gonna be on these motherfuck For the day, for the night I don't want to y'all that commotion I'll take a couple moves If you know who my other boy was from the Bible That boy Joe You know why?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Because it ain't Little Jetlight jaw But he's Joe You know what I fought with Who? About a little Dave For real Little Dave and Glab
Starting point is 00:52:57 He didn't want to skate That thing with the rock My partner And Saudi Faire My partner My partner? Little Dave Nah
Starting point is 00:53:02 Jonah You got swallowed by a whale And just kicked it in now bro Just chilling And he had fire How you had fire And he was a whole
Starting point is 00:53:11 In a whale Didn't he even try to do that with Man I know he's seen that hole because you know they got that hole he always saw the light he knew one day he'd get up at that but he just ain't know how
Starting point is 00:53:20 man man man man sure out to the people who all know Jesus was black man yeah they said his hair was like skin was bronze if everybody know bronze that shit brown
Starting point is 00:53:29 I don't believe Jesus was black they say his hat was wool you know everybody got that naparad I don't believe Jesus was black because they said Jesus died when he was what 33 years old what black man you know is 33 years old with no kids
Starting point is 00:53:42 that's what that's what made me I got lost You crazy. Jesus had kids. Jesus ain't had no kids, bro. Jesus had kids. He had no baby mamas, and none of the chicks follow him to the miracles. You can't be a black man and be dead for three days
Starting point is 00:53:55 and then think you're just going to show back up. You was dead, nigga, really? Really? Dead? Really? What's so? What? Really? No. Let me quit playing. I'm like, that digger crazy. Let me quit. Much love.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Jesus. Emmanuel. Hey, man. Y'all go out there and vote, man. Vote for anybody who you think. Tell him where to watch the show at. iTunes Comedy hype Comedy hype
Starting point is 00:54:18 iTunes SoundCloud You can watch it on soundcloth Yeah You can hear it on SoundCloud All right But y'all go vote Man vote for Put somebody in office
Starting point is 00:54:24 It's gonna help Better this world Vote for me I'm running Much of love Barack Obama Michelle Obama Sasha Obama
Starting point is 00:54:33 Malia Obama What if he's a tear Bo Obama That's the dog What if he's a chair You know it's a Barack Obama I don't think
Starting point is 00:54:42 Obama I don't think about it Obama No Obama I don't think he is, though. You remember the O'Bannas? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:54:49 They probably related. Ain't no telling. Ain't even no telling. It's a small world I hear him, there. Oh, I got some good news. What? I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by riding with other motherfuckker. No, we got some shit coming up, man.
Starting point is 00:55:05 No, we got some shit coming up, man. Make sure you tune in every Wednesday night and watch us on Wilding Out. I'm a dog, D.C. Youngflower on that. Just by the damn network, MTV 2. MTV 2. You can follow us on the Instagram and the Twitter. Fuck, you mean. Social media, everything.
Starting point is 00:55:22 And, hey, that's it, man, that's all. We got to go back to our other jobs. So much love. Happy New Year, everybody. Make sure you download and subscribe to our podcast, your ugly ass. Happy New Year, too, man. Happy New Year. If you had a bad year last year, make it a good one this year.
Starting point is 00:55:37 All right, this time we're going to, what's your New Year's prostitution, D.C. Youngfly. I mean Resolution. Wake up in bed with like nine biotches. That's it? Yep. Hey, man. Much, much love and success to you. I hope you prosper with that, man.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I'm going to drink a lot of red bull. That's what's up. My New Year's resolution is to, you know, just keep my foot on these people's throats. And do what? I'm trying to get at least $100,000 in cash. Just the splurge? No, just so I can feel more comfortable with, you know, who I am as a person. I feel you on that, too, man.
Starting point is 00:56:09 I don't run it up, man. If I can ride it, write it up. Yeah, so that's it. Just trying to put some money in a shoe. bucks. You know what I'm saying? They're not wrong with it. All right.
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