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What old are your dad is? My dad, um... 35? No, no, no, no. I'm 32. My daddy... How old is pop? Man, I don't know, to be honest.

Black parents? That's not a bad thing. My phone just died or else I would have called me. My mama had me when she was 13. That's dope. So she's 13 years older than me. That's dope. And my pops is three years older than her.

So he's 16 years older than me. I'm 32. Okay. My dad's 40. Yes. Oh yeah. He's still popper. in this shit.

If y'all remember my dad, he like me, but a lot more than enchiland. You got to chill out on the freaking means, though. No, I'll be trying to, I feel like if I just, I've been roasting him enough in the comments. You know what I'm saying? You feel the pressure. That's how, that's right. So I don't got to directly tell him what. Stop being horny.

Right. You have almost blocked your daddy? That ain't had work no more. No, I don't block nobody. I don't black nobody That's what's up I do You better forgiving

No I don't even forgive I'm just great at ignoring I don't get I ain't ignoring shit I'm blocking your head As soon as my brain It ain't even got to be It ain't even got to be some shit

That you said that was wrong I just disagree with it And to block you I just don't agree And I'm not And I'm not about to go back and forth Like we can have a respectful Dialogue because this is my shit

So fuck you I'm blocking you Don't come Come in here with your weak-ass opinions and just shut the fuck up. Oh, you want to go back and forth? Watch me block you. Now you don't got to see my shit no more. It's simple.

You ever asked somebody to show up at your show and say, why you block me? My fuckers be trying to hit me on different shit and be like, man, unblock me. No, because I don't like you. As a matter of fact, I'm glad you reminded me so I can block you on this. What did you did on the other app? The blocks roll over. That's why they think they can get away with that shit. People be letting them slide, and I ain't letting shit slide.

Because I just forget, like, my ADHD is so cold blood. I never was triggered in the first place. So, like, I pick up one thing in my room and forgot I was arguing on my phone. It's over. I can't even remember to give a fuck. Shit ain't going to make me. No, I don't know. Nothing.

I'll block your ass, though. You're getting the fuck out my face with that dumb shit. I feel like your petty is a lot more intense than my petties. It's a little bit more... I wouldn't call it petty. It's accountability. You know what the fuck you did? You know what the fuck you did.

And I shouldn't have to be the person to be like, hey, that's fucked up. You knew it was fucked up. That's why you did it. Mm-hmm. You couldn't wait, too. You had a fucked up day. Then you wanted to spill that shit over on me.

And then if I read the shit, you don't put no punctuation on it. How the fuck I'm supposed to know you're playing? I think you really feel like this. What they said for you? Because this is a real situation? They skipped over to say some shit to me. I feel like we talk about self-feller.

It was nothing motherfuckers on your time line. What is there? I just told you it ain't about what you say. If I read it and I think that's interpret it wrong, I'll fucking fuck. Listen, brother, it was not me. Who said it? I never said that.

Let me check and see if I block. man. You're going to block me just this quick. All I'm saying is, whatever it's said is really just based on how I read it.

You can say, have a nice day. But if I read it in and I'd be like, have a nice day, what fuck you mean? You're out of now. Yeah.

Yeah. It might have shit to do with names. Then you was 19 cents. It's right. What if you say that in this? It's raining in my house.

Fuck you. They're being condescending. Well, first off, your roof fucked up if it's raining in your house. That's what I'm saying at where I'm at. If it's raining where I'm mad

If it's raining in your house I'd be mad at the moment through, I'm like everybody The sun room is flooded right now Guap, how your petty set up? It's a long-term petty. I like to think of myself

as a Batman villain That's how I like to play my Like bang? No, the Joker because I might just do some evil shit just because I was mad. It didn't even have

an end result. It only was painful for the second of me. Being manipulative. Nigger, burnt the money. That was very deep, my boy. You asked, nigga. That's a nerd.

Now, you talk about your parents' man being, you know, deep in the hood and stuff. You know, they've been scamming for a long time, but they retired. What's some of the most famous scams they were known for? Ooh, man, I feel like if this was DJ Vlad and I was a strong. Street rapper, I would answer that question. But I can't say that much. I just know that my mama was known for getting money and having fly shit. Being one of the only motherfuckers that was ready to like shoot niggas and fight niggas.

But be fly at the same time and all of her, every nigga that she fucked with was scared. Like when my mom and boyfriend spent the night at the crib, I had to hear them have nine. Hear them have night terrors and shit and wake up and can't deal with what the fuck they was doing outside. That's the type of niggins. So wait a minute, all her boyfriends were scared to be over there? No, they were scared to go to sleep, I feel like. Oh, because, God damn.

Yeah. Why didn't you just break up with her? That niggins come in your room. I'm just going to sleep in here. Yeah, can't, I don't know. I would know when the niggins try to play Xbox with me for a little too long. Make you know the bad. Yeah, man.

What's up? You know you don't like this game, bro. We're building Legos and shit. Yeah, yeah. You don't like this shit, dog. Hey, little buddy, you're going to be scared in here. Drop the security. You know what you're supposed to do.

Thank you for the memory. Oh, man. No, I'm talking shit. Them niggas couldn't sleep because they was murderers. Damn. Damn, was that too deep, my bad. Yeah, that's shocking. I'm really from the hood, though.

No. I'm just really, I appreciate it. You made it make more sense? Yep. It was definitely for the talk of? Yeah, yeah. It was just funny to lean in the doors, you know. Ha-ha, murderers!

You're a murderer, you know. You kill me, though. You talk to anybody from Oakland about murder. They ain't going to be as goofy as I am with it. You talk to most black people, they don't. They have the same nonchalant attitude about it. That's fucked up how they're so normal in our community. Do you think that's a new thing, though?

No. We've been around the murderers for them. It ain't just, huh? No. You look at all these TV shows. I think the young niggas is killed. When the bitch got murdered? Where the bitch got murdered?

Yeah, but we were in good around known murderers. Huh? Yeah. These niggas, if they knew all the shit that they did would be serial killers. Well, who you think be around these motherfuckers? If you're a serial killer, you ain't got... A lot of them ain't got caught. I think the difference between why you can't really say that is a serial killer is going to kill for their own, like, internal psychological motives as opposed to somebody having external forces exerted upon them for positioning in, like, lesser environments.

I like the way you put that. Me too. That was dope. The end of the motherfucking day, it's still murderous and serial killers out. Yeah, no, no. in the hood every goddamn day. I got a couple niggas who, like, it's crazy being from Oakland

because, like, all our killers are so smart. These niggas is so charismatic and chill. I talk about movies with them. Like, what happened in the latest Marvel one, comic books. They're fans. But, like, the whole time we talk,

and they, they got a swivel neck, you feel me? But they responded. Yeah. Conversation is engaging, but they're looking over the shoulder because they will delete a nigga. Right.

Yeah, that's a very uneasy feeling when you're around some murderers, though. You just know, even if you never even heard him say that. You just know the type of, yeah, that motherfuck being making my motherfuckers disappear right there. Have you ever shot at somebody? No. Even if I did, I would never say it on camera. Why would I admit to that? I did.

Shut up, Jack. Shut the fuck up, man. You ain't did no gangster shit in your life. When? I don't, I didn't want to bite on it. I don't even want to pause. No, I'm not pausing. It's a gay to pause.

We fast forward. Thank you. Because my shit is, stop playing and you ain't got a pause. It's gay. That's hell of gay. I don't have paused for the next man. It's over? We fast forward.

Pause is over. Yeah. We fast forward, Pete. We've been to move past that because that way. It was kind of weird, but we, it's just. Jack ain't no fucking murder, Rebecca, but it was shot it. When you shut it. Okay.

So, you remember. when I moved to New York. No, I don't remember shit. Y'all was not trying to anybody in New York. If a nigga moved to New York turning to 50s? Nah, you know somebody finna lie when they scoot up like that?

He did. It's just... And they had to get in lying position, I can't trust this story. Doc, I'm trying to tell you a ghost story. So New York with the strictest gun laws is where you decided to bank it out. Because I don't play.

With who? You know I don't play. Jack, if you shut at anybody, then you should be charged. In New York. Because you can't see for shit, and then you shoot. Anybody you shoot gonna be an innocent bite-in.

But, I mean, if anything, he'd be more of a sharp shooter because he only got one thing to look through. That's my thought. It's only one thing to line up. Now you get it. You know, when you see the white dots and they go blurry at the gun range, you know? No, man.

On the site, he only got one thing. You get me. His site should be like... We just seen the Olympics. You know at the Olympics, they got the little blinders. Yeah. The little binkie blinders. You saw the dude there that did it with no shit.

with no shit. Yeah. You feel me? He had to blink his eyes still, though. He was blinking an eye. He don't need to blink. Jack, what are you going to shoot at? The sound of a nigger voice?

So the nigger tried to rob me as I was leaving the comedy club, right? He was with his homeboy. Wait a minute, man. Yeah. So you running, okay. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go for it.

We're doing this like, it's therapy, nitty. Yeah, let's go. You're on fucking details, nigg. I have a point. What kind of gun was? No, wait. You are, I gotta stop you there already because, because nobody is ever trying to rob comedians.

They're the brokest niggins. That's not right. Who's trying to rob them? That's never happening to y'all. No, y'all. Robbed in the sense that this motherfucker trying to act like they didn't have money. Pulled a pistol on you. Who was you performing that?

What was you performing that? Mokas, Harlem. Oh, you. Yeah. What you had on? Man, I had on, like, the finest effect jewelry. I had, you know what I'm saying, two with Jesus pieces. I had on some rings, all that, you know what I'm saying?

Trying to, you know, look, to put the part. You got robbed by a crackhead, nigga, who did, you cry. Keep in mind, I was out of town, nigga. So, you know, I had a different... You looked like a lit. So this is when you moved up there? Yeah, so... But that's why I tricked them at,

because niggins didn't know that I wasn't a leg. Okay. I was a straight-up killer. Flexing. Killer. So you had it on you? I had it on you. You had it five.

I had a 3-80. You had a 3-80. Yeah, six shots. Three-80. I count six shots. You counted six shots. I counted six shots. Busted out of the bando.

Buss and not the bando. Nick, come on, like a can open. So what happened? Okay, okay. So. He said, he had, he had the drop. He had to drop on me here. And I turned around and I was like, up to fire.

And then he started hauling and shaking and shit. Well, how do you pull it out again, Pete? Don't, if you go. How many times you hit him, Jack? I counted six shots. How many times you hit him, though? How many shots did you fire? I counted six shots.

But triggers. Yours. How many of them were yours? I counted six shots. By six times I unloaded, I unloaded and walked off. I walked off. So, Jack, you saying, why you think I ain't nobody ever fuck with me while I was up there? Yeah, plenty of people fucking you.

You got beat up on camera. That was a, that's old. And you got robbed. They sprawled off down that. Don't worry about it, but I got beat up on camera too. I got beat up on camera. That's how you know if you can really fight if you get your ass with, right? I got beat up on camera.

It happened to the best of it. It clearly happened to the most handsome. In my case, in my case. Jake. Jake, man. Jake. You set yourself up for that one. Shut the fuck up, boy.

Hey, man, it's always a set up. You volunteered to lie. It's always a... Nobody asked you to do that. So you bought six shots? I bought six shots. And he took off running. One hundred percent.

He took off running. He took off running. You got to listen. He took off running. I can fact check this right now for you. I can fact check this right now for you. I call smoking. it right now. You know, smoke it.

Fuck up, man. You got surveillance. You think we're going to believe a nigga named Smoky. You know, on the phone of that story? You think that's the most valid reference. He was very reliable source.

Pill out of the community. Oh. He wouldn't lie. I'm telling you. I was a straight-up G up there. I guess you went to the Bronx. Oh, no, I guess you went to the Bronx and paid $3.80 for a 380

from some Puerto Rican lady who kept it in a refrigerator. he was friends with your mammas come on man no that's not that's not how it happened that was in Jews you didn't do that let me tell you what happened go see sweets

you know what you know when I was you gotta go see sweets man you know when I was moving I was on budget I was on how much money you got about $25,000 damn baby we can't even get a sling chest I mailed it up to myself

I mailed it up to myself I mailed it up to myself before I... Oh, my God. You mailed your good. You mailed the thing. When I was moving, you know, when you're moving

and you ain't got much of money and stuff, and so you can't really check bags like that. You just mailed up. You milled the firearm. And they brought it? Yeah. When I got...

When I finally got up to New York, I opened the box and I pulled my shit out and whatnot, and I was like, okay, and never leave home without it. MacAmerican Express. All right, Jack.

Raise y'all hand if y'all believe it. It's every way you want to be. That's why this shit, that's why it worked because nobody believed him. That's why he was able to get away with the shit because he was like, even if I do pull this shit off, ain't nobody going to believe it. Hey,

oh, hold. Yo, Carlos. You came to New York. You seen me in Atlanta. Then you came to New York. How much respect was I getting up there? And how, the niggas were scared to me. You don't remember that shit? I don't remember that shit, Jack. They were scared. They were scared. They're like, you don't want to fuck with that nigga right there.

You don't remember that shit? I mean, you do look a bit menacing because of the eye. have a whole thick eye with a star on it, and you're wearing black hoodies. Come on, now. Now, how do you think I lost my eye? How did you? In a shootout.

In a shootout. That's more believable. Come on, now. I kind of believe that. Come on, bro. I always in some shit. What kind of shootout? It was like a crazy shootout.

Like a crazy one? What hit your eyes? It was like a bullet. Like a bullet. It was like a bullet. It was a bulletin. But it probably was a buck shot. It probably was a buck shot.

So a bee. Yeah, like one, yeah, you hit it right on the head. You shot yourself with a BB girl. No, no. I was getting shot at. I was getting shot at. You know, I stayed in the hood, you know. I feel like this is all the lie.

I wouldn't never lie to you. Most of it. I wouldn't never lie. How did you lose your eye, bro? This man sent a gun to himself in New York. Sent the gun to myself. The dude had to drop on you. Dude had to drop on me.

And you were able to... Six shots. I counted six shots. In Harlem. In Harlem. In Harlem. And then what you said when he ran on. That's what you get you, a filthy animal. On a happy New Year.

This nigga Kevin McAllister, but. Jake, you're some full of shit, man. Bro, I'm trying to tell you. Why you let him? Then your parents came home from the airport. I'm telling you. Why you let him do it? I wouldn't let you.

I wasn't allowed to you. Then he went to her house and his mom got scared. And then she made him go move. He wasn't looking for a cab. And when he came in there, the license place said Jack and had a thrill in the mirror. That was horrible. Your home's belly! You, like, ruined all the mystique of being.

and the one-eyed nigger. Yeah. Like, now it's like, is it even, it's the, wow, all you guys are? Is that contacts or do you really have one eye? They got one, bro.

Don't take it out. That's just scary. All right. Okay, no. Wow. This is Google. It doesn't make noise. That's the scary, bro.

It's a sound that goes along with it. Or do a sound. It talks, too. I talk, too. I talk back. It's crazy. Hey, wow, all you got to do with Google all this shit.

I'm trying to tell you, I'm thorough. With this gangster them. It's there. It's there. Hey, man. I wish I would line, bro. Don't be like me.

Be better than me, bro. Be better than me. I think I got a head start on that, brother. One hundred percent. You're way smarter than I would. He was the nigger for two summers. Two summers, man. That nigger was the king of the world.

Oh, when he started calling himself, Jacket, T. Yeah. What's that about? Yeah, man. You started going crazy, man. I remember that. He was getting custom jackets, man. All the zippers.

All the zippers on that. He got Thriller jackets with zip-off sleeve. He got every color. Oh, man. He got pink, yellow, all the neon colors. Yeah. He's a real freaking nigga like that, though. Great personality, bad stuff.

He big in the fashion. You think you fuck with the fashion. He big in the fashion, bro. Fashion Eastern. Yeah. Was the African dude? Really? A Torre design.

Yeah. Yeah, Jack wanted the first niggas get a BBL. Okay. Before moving on the medical side of things. He did. He got it by accident. Yeah. Like, he was wearing them body shapers and shit all before the whole thing.

He went over there asking for abs and he got lost in translation and they thought he said abs. Yeah, yeah. And the doctor said, you want eyes like this is. He was trying to say gas. The only nigga you know. Yeah, you wanted abs. This nigga you know that's built like Donkey Cone in real life. But it was for medical reason.

And Jack, you know you always going to be straight because apes don't kill apes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They respect each other. They're 100%. They're 100%. And enslaved humans together. Yeah. That's all street niggas' favorite quote from that movie.

They don't kill ape. That's what was on the bathing ape shit. They got it from that? They had to change the design of the bathing and apes. that he was too close to Air Force one. Also that original logo, what he's talking about where that slogan came from,

was too close to the planet of the babe's character. They had to pay them to? No, but I don't know what happened. What they don't use it no more. Back when the ape had the helmet on and shit. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. But fashion, huh? Yeah. It was like a star and a check. See, he got to actually be in the streets when G-Unit tank top was hot. That nigga, that's why I took them two summers. My mama wouldn't get me none of those.

I wanted one. She did you and did you right. My brother, Skyler, had one and he wore that bitch one time. And they had like a rose under the unit. That was a traitor, bro. And that's what's so crazy about the G-Unit take dots because they used to look like that. Like you're supposed to have tities under.

Because the strap was so fat. The strap was so fat. The shoe-go-foot-man, hey, man. Design-wise, they was trying to make it look like 50s bulletproof vats. But no, it looked like a dives. Sports, bro. It's lesbian wear. Lesbian sports.

They watched the show, too. I still got mine on there. Gentlemen, I think it's hot time you play me some pimping from the pimping stash. We got some pimping in the bed. We got pimping all over the world. Come on. What's that name? Sounds magnificent to me, would you agree?

Yeah. You know, see, all we listen to is pimping over here. Okay. Nothing but pimping. I like that. Yeah. I like that. Because it's like metaphorically,

hypothetically, and logistically, we pimping. Mm-hmm. Fact. But it's a different kind of pimping. Because it's like, we facilitate. the entertainment through the fields and the challenges

and the representations that we represent. Now, we have a strong demographic of motherfuckers who've been behind the movement but they forward thinking. Let that sink in. You're behind the movie

but you forward thinking. Because there's a lot of people who didn't see what we didn't saw but they ain't been what we didn't been and they didn't do what we did to have what the fuck we have. Fuck. Now, some people ain't gonna never understand, even if they stand under it.

But even if you put it over it, that don't mean that they're gonna overstand it either. Now see, a book can never be a magazine, and a magazine can never be a book. But a book ain't necessarily a novel either. And if it get too small, it's a pamphlet. And what's that for? A brochure? But a pamphlet can't be a magazine. It is.

And a lot of people, it's a pamph-p-lid. Pamphlet is a pretender. That's only a sheet of paper folding. That's one thing, pretending to be three. It's tried to fool you. Pamphlet is sections. Come on, man. But it's supposed to be the most important information.

I felt like the pamphlet is supposed to be the shorthand form of the shit. form of the shit that you would read in the magazine. I mean, of course, if it was papyrus, it would be a totally different conversation. Now, don't even get me speaking on dimensions and things of that. Oh, man, spiritually. I think it is dimensional, though. Because you say it's wrapped in the thing, and as a person who was born into the cloth

that was already soaked in the fibers of pimping and the essence of the gang, I understand the vibrations because in order to deal with heavy vibrations, you need a solid foundation. and that which I stand ten toes upon. Almost as if it was a pedestal, a throne even, a golden one. With the falcons on the side. So because of that and what I exist in, I'm able to accept that and be a vessel and then speak. My word is the pamphlet. The sermon is the book.

That's how we land into the series of novels. That's going to end up flowing forth from anything I decide. to vibrate outwardly. What you're saying is the pimping is the paper with you have folded into a verbal origami

of sorts. Mm-hmm. Which has led to so many different angles being applicable at the same time. Yes. Everything everywhere all at once. My brother.

I am pimping, and pimping is me. I am pimping existentially. You talked about the fabric of the cloth that was soaked in the pimping, so we would be remissed if we didn't mention string theory, because string together is cloth. Exactly.

Not to interrupt, not to interrupt the perpetual motion. Oh, my brother, please do. That is already being situated upon the men in the brotherhood. Feel free to be cylindrical. Now, I don't mean to interfere with the centralical force that you young brothers

are partificating right now. Now, this could easily turn into a word bar mitzvist. I have a smorgasbord of ideas that I would just like to bring to the table. There's no need to filibuster. The bar mitzvests, but an adolescent, I feel like we are all matured past that point

in terms of our comparison to the fine wine and we may drink out of this. No need to celebrate As long as we all contribute to the perpetual emotion of the situation that's already amongst us, like, see it from a different perspective and from an interdimensional type speculation. Are we back to it? Multiverse pimping.

Right. But what about paper mache made from the same materials as always with the wings? That's hypocrisy. I don't necessarily identify with those ideals, brother. For some reason, that feels foreign to me. so I'm gonna move past that. Very convoluted. Particularly how you really feel about the situation.

Very common. I'm just saying, I feel like his examples was a bit convoluted and not based on the same pillars, of which all three of us have been addressing, that's worth. Foundation, it just seems a little shaky. Yeah, shoddy, shoddy. Now, look, don't.

More workmanship. Don't mandate his governance. Oh, man, I'm not trying to be fiduciary. I understand that. I understand that, but when you perpetuate a stereotype, just because it's a stereotypical situation that they have placed that brother in, he is not his situation. No, we're not.

At the same time, we can't project our ideals onto the brother so much that they obstruct his own realities and development of his pimping even further. He is already struggling to get his own monologue across. True. True. So I would never die at least. his situation. He was struggling with addiction. Exactly.

It's the verbiage that he was lost in. Because I felt like the young man couldn't convey his ideas the way that ideally he wanted to, ironically. I just was wondering what the fuck paper machet was about. I felt like that was cold word for something he was trying to interject anything. I pondered to myself, why is he being so loquation? Oh, my God.

It behooves me, brother. I'm behooved. I can tell that he was the mischievous you. Unbeknownst the hill. You got to talk like he's not there. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the movie pass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9?

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If we were ever to vote on it Well let me be the first to step up to the altar and thank the Lord. Here you go. Trying to be like an oligarchy now. Now you're, okay. I mean, I'm just, I'm still monotheistic. Okay.

I don't know how to be. I would much like if we reverted back to the bureaucracy in which we put so much work into establishing. All in favor of that say I. All in favor of that say, I. Hey, man, welcome back to that fast. Stop show. It's me.

Yeah, on today's episode, we would be paying meticulous deep attention to details. Yeah, we would be looking over everything that seems peculiar and a very intristic, visible, situational. Come on, man. You ain't seen anything like this. Come on, man. You ain't seen no shit like this, bro. We got some very special guests in the house with us today.

A phenomenal young man all the way from motherfucking ogre. My player partner, Nick, talking more shit than a little bit. Come on. Rapper. Come on. Movie star.

Scammer. In the scammer Hall of Fame. I mean, that's just part of his he don't scam no more, but he's no how. He knows how? People don't scam no more. All they do is dead.

Yeah, he gave his life to the Lord. And now he's living better. This is my dog. Come on. None of us than go up then. Let's go. Why bad is it? Come here.

Come on, man. To the trap. Thank you for having. Glad to hear you, bro. Thank you for having. One of the most interesting niggins in the world, man. That's one of the most vibrant introductions a player could ask for. I'm grateful for those words.

You honor my legacy and my work. I do. Because your philosophy runs so deep within the black community. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Absolutely. I've been waiting for somebody to say that on the platform.

I'm there, gosh, check that off. A very forward thinking, you know what? I think my introduction was this thing made a video for himself, about himself, to himself, on his birthday. And he thanked himself for being exactly who he was. And it was all the plan. He intended to be himself his whole life.

And then when the moment made a full circle and he realized that this was part of what it was, so you got to respect the way that young nigger think. Because anybody who was born to be themselves and then ended up being themselves without being nobody else in the world that's full of people who want to be somebody else. That's crazy.

You made a video to you for you. That was amazing. That was a perfect summer. I'm putting to write that down so my PR got that. This is what I did. That's crazy. And he shares the same birthday as Mick Jagger.

And we have none other than Jack Thriller. Come on. Yeah, man. Because people were saying they hadn't seen Jack Thriller in a long time. But I guarantee you, it's been even longer since he's seen you. No. One minute at a time, man. Is this microphone on?

Clayton English of the English majors. Oh, you know what it is, man. Come on, man. The head of the play. We got a new show that's doing phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all should go on there and discuss astrophysics with them. Yes, I'm actually super into quantum physics.

I'm with it. That's why I said the strength theory. Man, come on, man, I already see. I already saw. I saw. I'm well aware. Man's well-versed. I'm Delaware.

Listen, what are you talking about? You always need a thing. See, here, go. Like, it's just sometimes I feel like, you've got to have to attack, man. Oh, look, man. I used to watch Quantum League. We usually start from the beginning and then work out with you, but this dude, He got a lot of good shit going on.

He ain't got a movie coming out. Let's go. Your whole movie's starting out. When the movie's driving? Man, you didn't parlay your internet, social media personality into a whole movie career, man. Yeah. That's big.

Thank you. Thank you. Who about it's the update on the whole movie transition? So it's a monkey power production. Monkey Paul is Jordan Pills. So it's the next Jordan Peele produced film. It's called him. It come out second quarter next year.

and I played a very decent role up in that motherfucker. Okay, so hold on, man. Joy and Peele, I know you probably can't talk about it because his shit be, you know what I'm saying? You can ask me questions. I'll answer if I can, but I ain't blowing up the bag. Oh, okay, bet, yeah. That's all I'm going on to show.

Boy, come on, come on. Yeah. I'm a naturally media trained to net. It's him? It's called him? Uh-huh. Are you him? Yeah.

In the movie? Oh, for sure. Oh, okay. It's called him. because of me and how I did in the movie. They changed the name because it's some shit that I did. That's crazy. It had a whole other name before I was.

That's crazy. So you could tell us what the whole other name was? No. No, probably not. No. They still might make it. I knew that. No. Just know it wasn't him.

Gotcha. Jack, wasn't it. Wasn't your first actor, no, right? Was that your friend of act? This was my first time having to be like a character with hell of, lines to like pages

of lines to go off and multiple days of shooting on a few set I've done TV before but on every TV appearance I was just me and I'm built off winging it so motherfuckers give me lines and every time I was happy when I had to like

do a job this time because every time it's like a nigga give me the script and just be like but you you go ahead do you and I wanted to like try it you know so I had that shit memorized front to back. 80 times, I couldn't wait.

Okay. Yeah. Damn. Whatever. Was the challenge that intimidating for you with all the lines? I was already like,

I was starting a freestyle series at the time and I was just like picking old school beats and rapping over them and dropping them every Friday. So like I got used to memorizing shit. So I just recorded it in Pro Tools. I recorded all my lines and both.

So you recorded your lines just read them shit and just ran them. 29 minutes, 58 seconds of it. Wow. And I just listened to it. Wait, that's all you, that's, you did all your last like that?

In one tag. I'm thinking you're just doing this shit when you- No, I memorized 30 minutes of audio just to have- And it had it in your mind and then went in and was able to- But I wanted to show them that Right, but you-

I was professional, you know? Because I ain't know how they was gonna judge, you knicker, I don't really, you feel? I'm already kind of rubbing the wrong way because I needed to smoke weed in my trailer. So I'm already asking, like, young nigger questions. I didn't want to have that set up because they made it seem like it wasn't a problem

and then I pulled up still not able to perform or be professional because they know I got device in the trailer. So it was, like, I wanted to be hell of serious about the lines. Oh, so they couldn't say shit about me? Exactly. Man, that's what I would have did. I like to still, because I still want to live free.

That's what I do, too. I'm going to be overpaying. I'm going to know this shit and I'm going to be on the flat too. Because I'm going to come in here and I'm going to be high. I ain't going to be high by the time we shoot. We'll be high when the day's starting. By the time you come get me, I'll pick a nap.

Oh, you're high. I'm going to be high. Okay. Hold on. I'm behind a hotel. Oh, jit. Yeah, I mean, I feel you. We're done rap, we're done shooting now.

I get high at lunch. Oh, man. At lunch. How far away from your character is your real personality? It's super close. I think he's just a bit more positive to me. I'm naturally optimistic, and I radiate positivity, I think, because of my charisma. But at the same time, Oakland prevents me from being a little bit too much.

So I think I had to stop myself from, like, not delivering in places where I would have been negative. For sure. even like when it came to wing in the lines the shit that I wanted to say I knew was out of character it still kind of would have

like being funny but it wasn't the character he just is positive this nigga is he radiates like a meditation guru but he's still a boy though he's a young nigga

like he's about bullshit but it's good bullshit you feel like this is gonna be the role they really let people know you got the chops for real I hope this road changed my life because that's how I was trying to act like the rent was due. That's how you got to go. Because it was.

Yeah. How did you even get considered for this project? Because this is very prestigious. Talk your shit, Jack. There we go. There you go. Yeah, I like that one. It takes a minute for the eyes to connect to the Wi-Fi.

Wow. He got all the information. No, I mean, you know in the warehouse Bluetooth be fucking. Yeah, he got out of that both. It's a crazy story. I try to shorten as much as possible because Hollywood is weird like that. I was at a YouTuber's birthday name Burle Easy.

He booked Buddy to perform. I'm best friends with Buddy. We pull up with Buddy because Buddy doesn't know YouTubers, neither do I. So he just thinks he's pulling up to. We thought the nigger was white. It's a black. It's a young nigga doing this shit.

He got a whole gala. It's rich. young black people in YouTube and shit. All the niggas. That's like on Twitter and famous for clips. All the niggas is there in suits. I'm like, who the fuck is this, nigga? I've seen another Instagram nigger who I only know from the Graham backstage.

And he had posted something that was kind of sad. So I was asking him like, how is his mental health? Because I was kind of worried. Like, I seen something I wanted to check on him. And I'd be seeing it in nigger's eyes. You know, like, I could see the pain shining. And if I identify what it is, it's going to make me speak up. So I said something to him.

I'm just checking on them. And the whole time, Joy and Peel right here, man, and the nigger that running the music department and all his shit for Monkey Paw is on the wall listening. So he stopped us when we're done talking. And he was like, but what did you say your name with? I said, yeah, goop dad, 4,000. He said, man, yeah, no, we've been here about you.

We've been here about you a lot. This conversation was beautiful, man. We fin to talk to you in a second. At the same time, I was coming off a shooting with Issa Ray, and we did rap shit, and I was like, I made a splash on that set. So people was talking about me in the shit. That was dope-in-show.

Thank you. I'm mad that shit got canceled. Shout out, Ida. Yes. Got the writer strike, all that bullshit. Yeah, man. It was hell of little bullshit with that. It was during that time.

So my motion carrying over and then I met this nigger. And this is at the time where I'm activated with my agent, Gibran, at CAA, so cold. This nigga, I fuck with this nigga so tough. I love this nigga. He, he's he hella clean. He just got case. So we activated.

And then it came across him because he knows some of the niggas up over there. Next thing, you know, I'm reading shit. And all I had to do was talking to the director, Because that nigga from the Bay and he part Filipino. So he, we already was intersecting in two ways. So it was like, I did so well on the phone with him. He wanted to cast me. And then the studio hated him.

It was like, nah, that nigga got to read. Like everybody else. Mind you, I'm on the email like, come on, can't wait. Yeah. It was like, oh, can't wait, huh? Nigger, I sent them. You know, you only really supposed to send one clip of that. I was to send one clip of the sides.

I must have sent eight. Everyone was like, I'm star-study. Everybody else on the email was like, this is great. I'm just, was imagining the lady who did, who was forcing me to re-face like, right, right, right. Look at all these C-Cs on this stuff.

Right, right, right. Mm-hmm, felt good. Felt good. Well, hold up, what I've seen you do, didn't you take your family? We went to the Philippines. Yeah. Yeah.

That was dope. Yeah, you know, that's every immigrant baby dream, especially Filipino-wise, to take your grandma back to the Philippine. Took my granny, my little sister, and my mama. Yeah. And I had a festival out there. My grandma went to the beach islands that you ever be on the grammy, you see the niggas in the motherfucking translucent kayaks,

the crystal clear kayaks in the water and shit. That's where it's a beach change. And the real chain of clear water islands in the Philippines, the main one's called Barakai. From the Philippines, it only cost $46 to fly to Barakai. My grandma in her whole life was never able to afford that flight. Nicky, we went to Barakai so fast. And I tapped in with the politicians,

they all young, niggas, my age, nepotence and babies. They got grandfathered into this shit, We on private islands, it ain't even no electricity. As soon as the sun go down, we got to go somewhere else. I'm talking, I had my granny on speedboats, that's all the shit. You see that up. Like that shit, that trip changed my life.

Oh, that was beautiful. I was able to, like, have my real, uh, grown man cry. I was trying to get a grown man cry so bad. I went to Africa. I couldn't really get it all the way because I ain't had no relatives. Ain't nobody alive back there So I couldn't really like You know

But I got cousins and aunties In the Philippines and shit Like people to eat and cook And sing karaoke It was different So my cry out there was great Thank you for bringing that up I just spilled water at your feet though, brother

It's all good We ain't tripping off nothing That's less than Stella Mm-hmm Yeah The Philippines is a really nice place even and it's also like super affordable too you can get something like the best full course bills for three dollars yeah he going this is leading up just some prostitution don't

how did you know that I knew you but to ask him about you start talking about prices I knew you no I mean I didn't I didn't have to deal with no none of the um madeings of the evening who happened to be partaking in such solicitations yeah after hours yeah but They still do do you like that. I woke up, I had four lovely ladies in the hotel. They had changed my drawers while I was sleep. What? Yeah.

They changed my drawers, folded my clothes, went down to the buffet, made me two different plates. Nobody knew what I like to eat. So they brought me two different options. Yeah. This is like Filipino coming to America. No, it's just a trip to the Philippines. Just a trip to the Philippines. Anybody can get it.

For you. I mean, I'm a little. I got a little bit more star power out there. Yeah, okay. Black and Filipino, so it's... They changed your drugs while you sleep. Yeah. He woke up with different draws on.

Yep. That's crazy. Who put these on me? Hey. Thank you first. No. He wouldn't sleep. He did like this.

I... Ha ha ha! I ain't gonna lie, I screwed it up. Yeah. I screwed it up. You got to do the little school A little schoody Yeah, it's like that

It's like that What hotel is this? Shut the fucking okay He doesn't only like It ain't no hotel That's at your people house? No, no I was in I was in a penthouse But it was by way of a relationship

It wasn't in the hotel Gotcha You're only getting there by helicopter That kind of stuff You gotta know somebody Literally Yeah I was fucking with on all the

Manila Bavits basketball teams. Every night, we went, we took the helicopter that I'm not going to, I can't say out what, who helicopter was, but the niggins like me, not, it, no, not him. Well, we landed on this helipad, and it's crazy. Y'all want to know it's so crazy, Pac Y'all and Mayweather got helipads right next to each other. And the Philippines? Yeah. Mayweather got a Filipino hillipat. It's almost like niggas was cooler than we thought.

That might not even, he might not even want you to tell everybody there. Hmm. He's supposed to sink of shit. Money team. Oh, my bad. Holy shit. We've been had. Bambuza. All I'm saying is,

Let a string. Look, Pete, I'm going to tell you like this. I went to, they had me and my granny on the boat. We left the island. We go to a hotel on the part of the Philippines. That's not sold. They told me Russia was trying to buy it. It's a whole resort on the back of it, though.

And that's what the niggas' helipad was. He walked in. said, put your tank talk on. Put my shit on. We're coming off the boat. He's like, if you know everybody in this room, you're the president of the Philippines. I went, I posted a video,

meeting a nigga in there because he said he was the mayor of a city from the bank called Hercules. For like 10 years, I posted a tick tire. That motherfucker went viral. That niggas stole hell of millions of dollars. They didn't look for it.

That's the type of niggas I'd be fucking with. That's the type of niggas I'd be fucking with back home. Damn. I'd do anything. But you saw this thing in the Philippines. Uh-huh.

They just posted this shit on the food. I didn't know he did that. I'm just happy to be there. They told me it was an open bar. They got all Louis the 13th all the Hennessy and the mahogany bottles with the gold handle your slide

like this. That's the whole bar. It's just which one of those do you want to drink? I'm down this shit. I'm down and shit. We ain't able to get good. Hennessy all Philippines trip You just get the regular one

And I'm starting to feel a little bit Too ghetto So just elevated my bouginess And made me feel how I felt like I'm supposed to be feeling Yeah Yeah, absolutely The Exo

They hear the Exo Hennessy Imperial Paradise Exo I don't know nothing about that What's this part of Philippines? I can't say Okay Because you know the Philippines is made up of a bunch of small eyes

Mm-hmm. It's a chain of volcanic made island. Like Hawaii. You tell me after the show? Mm-hmm. I appreciate it, man. You might not can go with, bro. You can't. He can't, but I'm telling you.

We can't get there. Hey, Carlos, don't we know people? Can't we get to the Philippines? Who is we? Who is we? Carlos, on my behalf, can do pretty much all. Maybe he's more, because of his adding to start power.

I'm going over. We've been divided. I'm going everywhere that I'm welcome. There's, it's a separation. It's a separation. It's a separation. Anywhere that's welcome, me, I'm showing up. You kept it real with me.

You kept it real with you. There's boundaries. Yeah, yeah. I want to go to Scotland? Fucking hell. They, they're racist as hell. I don't give a fuck. I'm racist.

I'm racist. I'm racist back. What fuck do you mean? Yeah, you know what I really want to start saying? Be racist back. What? I want to call white people white niggers. Can we start saying?

No. I don't like it. There's two different things. No. Being white is enough. Yeah, it's enough. Nah, we was fighting some niggas in Texas one time, and my brother called the white boy a white nigger when he was beating him up,

and I felt so strong. I just looked back at him with pride like, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's something there. Let's put a bookmark on it. Come back to it. We might have, I don't know.

White nigger. I just don't see it. We're from the South. Yeah. It's a little different day. We still punch. It's different down here, man. We can't speak about violence.

We murder racist white people. What the? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We are sponsored in part by Burger King. What? Have you had your job at? My bad, my bad. That's extremely too raddle.

I'm going to calm down. We got to bleep dead. Time snap that shit, Joe, and deleted. We have heated political debates for white people. They say this, man of the black family. That's safe? That's dope. That's super dope.

Come on, yeah, we can. And when the chop up, just, you know what I'm saying? Show footage. Like that. You just brought something to my attention. Yeah, that is the home of the black panther. Yeah, we're crazy with it. We crazy with it.

Any of your family have affiliation? Yeah, my grandma used to fuck with Huey. Get out of here. You kidding me? Do I look like it? I don't know. Does he look like it? He can't see you.

Somebody help me out, man. I forgot I was on the wrong side, my dad. No, no, no. He can't see you on the other side either. He told you a little bit more degrees. Hey, hey, the working one is like the battery's low, yeah. He can't see you. I mean, I noticed earlier when I introduced myself and you were still looking up to the left.

You don't understand. He can't see you. Other ones, the other one that's not a joke. He just... No, I mean, I get it. I get it because it don't... He's just imagining all of this shit at me. You see any Harry Potter movies?

Did you watch those? It's a character called Mad Eye Moody. He had one that just kind of his... You know? He got that vibe. That's my partner. You can't do that. Only I can talk shit about it.

First of all, I big the fake eye up. I told him he looked like an anime villain. Who said it was fake? That's the real ad. The fake eye is the one that looked real. Huh. So it's like a James Bond plot twist.

See, that's what I'm saying, man. You can't just assume shit. My bad. It's the light. My bad. So, you can you at least hear where I'm coming from? 100%. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I got it. It's loud of the bed. Hey, give me some, this water is. I spilled the risk Carlton water on the flow. Yeah, it's expensive, but it's cheap. Like, it's free, but they'll charge you. Welcome back to the 85 South. A little bit of spilled water.

Don't stop my pimps here. We got... We're out there in here with us today, man. Big movie star, big... The T-E star. Big rap star, man. Music going crazy, man. Thank y'all.

Music is amazing. Hey, some of it sound like it was produced by Forreal. Yeah, I'm taking some influence from him for sure, for sure. There's no young nigga that's just, like, trying to be blatant with it. And I'm a scammer, so I never cared about it. People thought I was stealing anything. Plus, once I do it, it's going to sound like me. So I was like, let me just feel in the blame.

You're a former scammer. You ain't a scammer no more. You're legit, right? Yeah, I'm legit now, but I still steal like chapstick and shit from Walgreens. Come on, man. What you need. What you need.

I like what you need. It's because I need to feel like I still got it, but I don't do no major day. In the state of California, I can get away with that even. Oh, yeah, they can't chase you or nothing. Yeah. For real? All right, do you know, buddy?

Once you get outside, the door, it's over. It's a dollar. Before you get out of the door. Before they even consider it. Yeah. Yeah. They can't follow you around in the store. $500 or something.

Whatever. Nine. You can go out with $900. That's a lot of shit to steal before this. Oh, $900? How many chapsticks is that? I only need one or two. $900.

You know when the lighters be right there. You still $700 look of shit. They got some cool colors. Every day. That's a lot of money. How did this alone even come into effect? What was the, what was the crime? Caught them people slipping it in there.

Okay. And it was too much. Okay. Gentrification is really the root. of it. If you want to get political, I'm going to tell you, specifically we're the bay, where most of those policies was enacted for it. A lot of niggas who got that money in quarantine should have never had it. So as soon as they lost it, they resorted to the broke tactics to try to get it back and uphold that image because them trackhawks can't turn left

when they go fast and the Frenchies ain't going to train themselves. So all of these niggas was living in a lifestyle that they did not uphold. Absolutely. And they needed to beat. They needed to do that. So pride is what let niggas to committing these crimes so much to where we have laws that let it go because the police cannot respond enough. That's true. That's the source of it

if you really want to know. No, no, you definitely I'm clear. I'm clear now. Definitely. Bro, that shit down, bro. Yeah, I... That shit real. Performed to be getting sick too. You can't put all your money in the little dog. Nuh. They be breeding them. How many niggas, you know, started canals?

Yeah. They're the same niggas. losing their money on the parlays now, huh? Come on. Broke niggas always gonna find a way to be broke. I'll just be watching them. They're gonna find a way to give it away. See, being broke is a social disease. It is.

It is. It's a social disease. Yeah, it is. Yeah, well. Yeah, it is. That's the problem. You're hanging around other broke people. No, I ain't blaming nobody.

But you can, it's just like a cold, you can catch broke. Yeah. You be around the wrong book on the fucking Hey, did my monster ever? I don't know you. Ah, you broke!

And they just sneeze on you. Oh, next thing you know, you're in a financial crisis. A meltdown, even. That's cold. That opened in the dumbest way. Try to pass energy to you. Yeah.

Jack, I appreciate you joining us today, man. You got that cup. Ain't shit in that cup. You just want. How you know it ain't anything in here? I don't. How you holding it? Is it something?

No. I got some tequila. You want some. I'd love to have some tequila if you don't mind. Nick, you're just been watching me drinking his own. I don't want to be real. Ah, you ain't been watching. You were talking.

Okay, I'm starting. Would you put me some place? Put them down. Put your shades down. Just put your cup in the general direction of my voice. I've got to lick her into it, buddy. Oh, that's sad. He's sad.

Mm-hmm. Go ahead. Thank you for a hell of the cup. I'll be happy to share the libation with you at any home. Thank you for. Thank you for. Can I add some rep the side of? I can have a splash and ask all. I don't mean to be troublesome, sir.

I'd just like to warm my ears. Forgive me, me, Lord. Just a splash of tequila, please. Just to keep the old tickle warm. It's cold winter. You wouldn't mind if I could wet my whistle, wouldn't you? Spot a drink for an old man? Ah, don't be like that old chap. Give me a taste.

How about a splash of ale? I'd sing you a tune in return. Oh, that's funny. Y'all stupid is hell. You niggas is dumb. I've been having to be so serious because Atlanta niggas rap so good. I'm happy to be goofy.

Oh, yeah. The rap game is... Oh, so you'll be in there. You got to be in the studio on your... You're in there. You knocking everything to fuck out. Yeah, it's a different thing, especially when you, like...

What I did with the freestyles and shit. You have to, like, stand on it once you say you that. Right. So then it just forced you to be in a specific mode a ton. But it's fun. I love it. I like competition. No, it sounds like...

It sounds like... I want diggis to go home hurt. I want them to go on hurt, even if they leave feeling like we was friends because we probably will be. I still want them to be hurt to do better. Tough love. That's how you got to be, though. You got to hit it like that.

That's the only way they get better. Mm-hmm. It's the only way. You said that in one of your... I don't know if it was The Magic Man when you were like that you asked God he created the world in seven days. Oh, yeah.

Could he get your partners off Section 8? If God created the earth and the heavens in seven days, then why he can't get all my niggins off Section 8, They carrying these nines and dyns flip in their face. I flip it on 12 and scam them 11 ways. It was, it's always fun to count when you're rapping. But I want the project to feel grandiose. I want it to feel like my ego and my charisma.

I wanted to describe it, but in the death. So as a handsome man, that song feels like my monologue. That makes any sense? No, no, 100%. Oh, that makes hell of sense, yeah. Hell yeah. We were talking early. I don't know if it was before the show started

about, you know, just the whole magic and prestige concept and everything and your fascination with being with magician street. Yeah. What? What's it called? Magistrate.

The magistrate? Fascination. Magician? Magician. That's just being a magician? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

The magician. He just made up some shit. Magician. I bet you if we look up magicianry, it probably is something. Like a ministry of magic. Ministry of magic. He does magic. The ministry of magic.

Like, I like that. That makes sense. That's the thing from Harry Potter. That was the government. I think Harry Potter. You know, you don't make me check out Harry Potter. That was a little bit after my time. But I'm going to check that out.

All the way up. How? No, Harry Potter got audio books. You can still get to it. They got movies. But. Hey. What?

What? Never mind. Yeah, you're right. They do got movies. They do got movies, brother. The movie got audio. It's audio. You should watch the movie on silent and listen to the book loud.

The book ain't the movie, though. They got a, they have a movie. Let me educate y'all real quick on how this blind shit work. All right, so it's settings on your teeth. Light sensitivity. Yeah, exactly. Is it light sensitivity? And it's also, um...

Flip them down. That's why... He don't know that they're down. What? Flip the... Your glasses, you got glasses on the leg. Oh, yeah. I thought you were talking about my fingers.

Oh. Thank you. Your body put my head in by my father. And they have put the fingers down. Why is he telling him you put my fingers? now. Hey, man, look your fingers down. That would have to look at your fingers

up around me, dude. Why were you, why? I know you can't stand on. I don't know why we're giving it. I thought it was offensive or something. I'm like, don't put your fingers up like that. Hold on. Hold on, I thought you were sitting on the TV

that you make you see better. Yeah, you can adjust the levels of on the brightness and the contrast. And then also, if you want to go to another level, you can put it on. That wasn't that shit called what you put my TV on where it tells me everything a nigger doing step by step? Close caption. I think it is closed caption.

They'll have like some random person reading it for you. Yeah, audio, it says. Eddie Murphy is now about to walk out of the door. Eddie Murphy's doing that. Then he'll say his lines and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah.

It's closed caption. It's audio, yeah. It's like they tell you everything. It's like a nigger in the room which you telling you everything a nigger doing in his. voice, like if it was you. Okay, so what they're going to tell you if you watch the Avengers end game with all the niggins show up?

I never tried that. Your TV going to blow up. Yeah, you ain't never like. That sounds American TV. Overload. Sensory overloaded like a motherfuck. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Black Panther Government of America.

They're shooting out. Lazy neck on another dimension and shit, damn. A magneto. God damn. Pah! You just go to talk. Amagnito. Oh, man.

I think what we're in. All the ones are you putting in. Yeah, it's confused. Hey, wait. Everybody's there. We can get some money. Wait, we can get some money. Yeah.

I just found a way to get some money. Let's do it. Who is the black man doing the voiceovers for the hood movies, for the disabled people? Who fend to be like, so here Larry come and he fend to pull out this dick. Guess what? He just pulled it out. Because I would do that, do that, though. No, that's the whole lane.

Nobody doing that. Yeah. We just discovered it. It's some money right there. Who is narrating the shit for the handicapped ignorant niggins? Yeah. Damn. Yeah.

Because everybody don't know. Exactly. Like for two movies, what does their narrations sounding like? It needs a real nigga. That's going to tell you. Because here comes this messy-ass bitch, damn. She coming down the stairs with the same dress as last episode. And she couldn't hit the front, though.

She don't know everybody downstairs looking at the shit. Yep. Come on. Come on. I thought you were throwing me an idea, but I wouldn't be able to do that. Why not? I mean, no, this is kind of something that benefits you. You can listen to it.

You represent a need. I'm the demographic. Yeah, you're a demographic. You represent the problem that we need to provide the utility to fix. When you click on it, it's going to be your head in the circle. Like Jerry West on the logo for the NBA. Like Porky Pigs or Limited. I like that better.

That's all, folks. Yeah, I want to be a spokesperson. I want to be a figurehead. How's the tequila, Jack? It's delicious. What kind is this? This is Dwayne's. This, the rock?

Yeah. Nigger, I always wanted some of this, bro. For real? Yeah, man, thank you. This is delicious. This tarapino? No, it's Taramano. Terramano.

Terramano. He's going to get a name, bro. Bro, this is, yeah, this is delicious, man. I love everything to rock food. That's why they haven't been able to have it. Wow. You're a good nigger, bro. Yeah.

Come on, man. Bro. I'm going to help you see past the boulders. You cannot see that. You know what I'm saying? No, I'm genuinely warm inside right down, man. I appreciate this. You know what a nigga be giving a nigga some regular ass, well, shit?

This from the power of Duane. Fast news right here. Come on. He somehow is a part of it. Come on. Make your eyebrows go up. Mm-hmm. Do you smell the brotherhood?

Got the gangist cooking. I love you, Gwop Dad. Ooh, that's a little heavy, dog. You got drunk fast, didn't? I deeply feel for you as well. Hey, that motherfucker got the love for me in this body. I love you, my man. I'll be happy now to attack your people, dog.

I can't use to it. Hey, that's a hell of a gift. That's a hell of a gift, man. That's a hell of a gift, man. That's a hell of a gift, man. This niggas said, wow, I always wanted something. I did. I did.

No, y'all should have, y'all, can the camera see his toes? They was like, you know, joints. Oh, fuck with you, dog. How are you telling land, don't we got to go get some of their rock shit. Yeah, now we rocking. Come on. Come on. Bro, you made my day for real, all bullshit aside.

Thank you. This tastes like everything I thought it would. Good. I'll toast up with you, brother. Damn. There you go. To go up there. Man, to, um, see in the future.

That's fucked up, bro. It's fucked up, man. No, I didn't. Because he said he was talking about it before we. Yeah. I would. I manifest.

You don't need your eyes to have a, have psychic visions, do you? I don't know. I'm clairvoyant. All right. I'll draw. I don't know. That's what I was trying to say. He clambole.

Yeah, like tarot cards. Oh. The woke dick's on the ground who just, they tell everybody. Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop talking to him. I feel.

So the dad on the guap, is that when you're the father of the guap? Pretty much. Yeah. I gave birth to new bags as much as possible. I drop off game and leave seeds with people who could also give birth to the new backs they're supposed to manifest within themselves I feel like it's one of my super pops

I make everything better typically Wow you know you remind me of like a young sugar free I've been told I've been told okay I listen to some sugar free as a kid I'd rather give you my bitch my whole bitch Yeah That's all her.

I'm familiar. Hey, when I, um, I'm coming to Yoshi soon. When? Uh, in February. I, I'd love it, man. If you, uh, open up for me and then I also provide protection for my car not to get broke in. Right. I mean, you, you want to know how not to get your car broke?

I would love to, for the seventh time. What color was your cars that you rented? It was black. Stop. That's the stupidest thing. Nobody who live in no city unless they're driving a bend, which is asking to get broken into, would even buy a black car. You was a normal citizen downtown.

He wanted to get ignored because you lived there. Your car is gray, a dirty blue. The ugly red Toyotas that people don't like. You have to get something inconspicuous that seems like a normal person that does not have a good job. randomly trapped and rented this bitch or it was out of town and got some money and his driving in this bitch.

Anything to allude to somebody not from there rent that. Roll the front window down. So what do you need to rent? A beige Hyundai. A Odyssey. Keep getting them a little, he gets the Mustang. Stop getting a black car.

Stop trying to impress the bitchy back home. If you got another, money and you doing yoshi somebody in the crowd to give you some poochie it's fine you can stand on your clout when you get there you're from out of town you got one eye with a star in it be unique walk around downtown and one of them bitches going to fall just as simple as that yeah we like originality back home got you all right yeah lean on that but um the rental do something stupid do something goofy dog don't do nothing that look like um you from out of town It was a basic suburban SUV

Why you got that shit in there? Oh my God, that's what they go for first. You're getting, you're getting sleeves? We call that long sleeves because that's all the they can go by when he could get the money with your shit. It's long sleeves designer. He's getting way more than a T-shirt with your shit

because you're going to put it all in the truck. You're going to have it all in the trunk, ain't you? That's what you had when they got your hat. It was very dead. They took my, um, My computer. Mm-hmm. What they left?

They didn't leave anything. They slept for it. Because you pulled up to that motherfucker and said, beep, beep. Hey, I'm out of town, y'all. I'm parking my shit over here. Look at me. And they looked.

Where you couldn't. Nick had loud music play it. Come on, brother. It was just a ride to the show. Lick, a freak-knit music player. That don't matter. unlocked like a motherfucker. Why you had all your shit in the car?

I was kind of about to catch red out right out of there at night, you know, right after the show. You left with red eyes that you cried if they stole all your shit. That's also the bullshit. You can't do that. You got to pull through and, like, fully pay respect. If you don't got enough time to, like, go somewhere local and post about it,

niggas might just get you because you didn't do that. That's crazy. They really go by honor back home, regardless of how wild the young niggas got, because they kill a lot more people than my generation did. But it's still like, we love back home so much. We tolerate no disrespect or like thereof. You're making me understand Hamill better. Mm-hmm.

You ever run into Hamel? Yeah. My uncle was his barber. All the famous MC Hammer haircuts, my uncle did. The parts and all that? Every single one. The rat tail. My uncle, Diamond King, from the bottoms.

He did his hair. Get out of here. Diamond King house was so hard. He had, like, stripper poles, hidden rooms, an arcade. He had Miss Pac-Man. I play Street Fighter. That's how I'm so hard at Pac-Man. I just played in my uncle house.

He had a barbershop downstairs with all, like, the famous black people paintings. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one where everybody got long ass on. Yeah, yeah, a good time. He had, like, actual ones of those, like the... Ernie Baines or something, right, yeah. That was my uncle. That's still hard.

So being from the Bay, you still cool with Drake? In the last Kendrick song... Yeah. I'm from the West Coast, so I identify with Kendrick as the winner. And it's a win for the Coast as well. So the Bay, they're cool. They're cool. They ain't tripping on that.

They look at it just as friendly. Competition, right? No, I am because I'm friends with these niggas. Okay. And I'm also more closer to Drake than I am Kendrick. I don't know Kendrick like that. I know everybody else on TDE, but I don't know Kendrick like that. And that's not even to say nothing.

He won. Nick, I play, I know all the worst and not like us, but you don't think I don't. I'll be screaming that shit. But I still love Drake. I'm friends with him. My position in hip-hop, I could say what I want, though. All these niggas know when they was friends with me, I say what I want, I'm an outlier.

I'm the joker, bro. I can do. I'm a wild card. Niggas know that before they was friends with me, and when they act different, after it's day turn to be joked on, I judged them. Because you knew what type of nigger I was beforehand.

I helped rap legends to this standard, and I stand on it. I don't give a fuck. Out of that song, how important is Tupac to the Bay? I personally claim pop. A lot of people like to say from New York and all the bullshit. But just in terms of the culture and what one of the greatest rap legends of all time decided to say he was from and what he claimed and where he said he got the game from is Oakland, California.

the land of the sauce. So if that nigger wanted to say you in my own, I'm letting him slot. He's from open, Pee. I cherish him. I steal a lot from his early stuff back when he was eclectic before he just tried to beat the full street

nigger pot. Like that pot, the digital underground pot. I look up the digital underground. Tupacalyps. It don't get enough on shine, Tupacalyps. Yeah, I mean, but I like all of that shit. Yeah. That's Tupac that I fuck with. Yeah. The Tupac that I fuck with.

was writing love letters to bitches and shit still had hits like the eclectic Tupac is my favorite Tupac but he ended up being weird he ended up being he alleged nonetheless and I fuck with it Word word word

Oh absolutely Hey Carlos I never heard you talk about Pock before You a Puck fan? You ain't never heard me talk about Tupac You never had a Tupac conversation I love Tupac But you gotta have that With all your friends

Just to know what we stand Yeah This nigg is sitting on your car when you go outside. Hey, man. We hear that Tupac conversation. You ready? You ready for that Tupac conversation?

It's about that time. No, man. I'm a big, I'm a huge Tupac fan. Love Pock. All the way back to the old shit to, like, thug life. Tupac lives now. I was up on the first CD

Grends got a baby. If my homie's called. Oh, you're taking the act in a series like Pock, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. From the cradle to the grade. Trying to do it. Al law.

They live with me an outlaw. Al law. People don't really realize that. Okay. When I first came up, none of the people who offered us deals understood because they wanted me to be one thing, especially in like the early viral era

where they was just signing anybody. All these niggas is like dead or fell off. But you got to look at pop. You got to look at Snoop. Mac Drake on an independent scale was like a musician and had movies and documentaries a whole like DVD series

E-40 had already been acting and so many things on top of being a mogul I come from the land and niggas doing everything Yeah, that's the game Independent hustle and grind

Yeah but you know they say Jack of All Tray's Master of Nun He's a jack of no trades But he mess his son He's a jack of a thriller I know how to do a lot of shit Like what? Like

I think you're really funny Thank you, Guwap Danny Yeah, I love your sense of humor I really appreciate you guaddy Tell him you love him I want to, I don't know how he's going to take it No, it just was very strong for me I wasn't ready

You caught me off God I know. You really caught me up going. This is like the best gift ever. I'm a saucy nigga, man. It'd be happening like that. I can't deny it. Adventure should never come with a pause button.

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That's how I fizz with this cool-ass old nigga. Cool-ass old. Oh, y'all know each other from long ago. Y'all been following this for a long time. We only know each other really from the internet. Yeah, that's big. I think we only met twice. That count.

Yeah. Basically before this, I've been in certain cities where he had shows, and I think we was at a thing in Houston or something. Yeah. Yeah. Most devil. Yeah. so we've been around each other lightly before

but you just know like I instantly felt like we was related I wanted to tell him shit that I couldn't tell that I shouldn't say out loud like how you said when I first met Carlo it was like that for me but I didn't he don't know the night

dude he ain't got the filter he on filter what you wanted to tell him Nolan What kind of shit was that, Jake? I think it's the best time it's in it, right? Right, everybody? No, I mean, look, look. So look, look, so look, I look, I look at everything very militant.

Okay. When I met Carlos, it was clear that he was a decision. distinguished sniper with that was not to be played with behind the scope see jack see he was not to be played with so i wanted to come to him as the young sniper like hey uh look at me in the field i too have medals they shiny we like shiny shit some my shit bust down like what look at me You know what I'm saying? It was just like, because I'm still standing on my talent. Show enough.

And also my wick on some piece shit. Amen. But I'm still paying homage. Show now. So I really wanted to tell him just everything I was really going through. Life and bad shit and just nigger shit. See, I look at Carlos like a nigger icon. People call me a spirit animal.

Yeah. You know, I'm a spirit animal for a lot of people. Yeah. He wanted my spirit animal. So I'm like trying to pour my excitement into it without giving them how I really want to tell, talk. You know, my spirit animal is like a guardian angel. I really want to take it to bullshit. But like, I got the flex because you like, you know, it's the first time.

Yeah, yeah. And I never really met him. He's humble. You're humble. But I never really met you on non-grandiote. standards. We always around something. I got to keep it player.

And there's be bitches around. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm in that mo. I'm feeling handsome. I'm feeling good. My ribs up. Oh, that's when you leave, huh? Yeah, I'm like, come on.

That's when you leave. Hey, what kind of animal is he, though? What is he? I want, did he get? Spirit animal. He said, what kind of? Yeah. He's my spirit animal here.

What kind of animal? What kind of animal he looked like in? side of your spirit. I like to imagine him. You ever watch Lion King? Yes. I like to imagine Carlos says Rafi.

God damn. The drunk nigger with the beard and drink. Just hitting you with a little random game. Correction. I know your Papa.

It is like. He going to hit you a random game and did not say nothing else for like two minutes. And then you just got to sit with that last sentence. Simba is a. Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.

He liked Rafi. I love it. I love it. A spirit animal for this guy. I love it. Yeah. So it'd be cool. And you want to know it's so crazy,

it's been hella humbling on this Atlanta trip because he said what he said about me and things that I've done. Yesterday, Sada Baby and CEO Trail gave me similar speeches all individually. These are niggas who I never really got to sit down and talk to. Scuba Steve. You know, Scoova Steve, he gave me a whole fucking lecture just about all the shit that I did first.

Him and his brother can't go two weeks without saying a designer nickname and the way that I designed it for my unique flip. Don't mean that. It should have been crazy to feel that out here. I appreciate the love that I get from now. That's how we're living now here. But y'all just really respect the game and that's, you know, that's an uncommon. It's not the usual. for me, at least.

Gotta have some snacks in this beer. What you get? What's your snack? What's your corner store order? This is some M&Ms and some recent. Got that old shit. Yeah, that's old, man. Well, I've got peanut butter emmone.

You think the Tower Fatsch's going to save you, me. Put out of the sourpatch is like, look, y'nick. I got this. Oh, look at this. Oh, I got you to take your bottle. I got you to save you, nits. I ain't got, I don't have shit to offer you, niggas.

I don't give a fucking. you approve of the snacks, they're not for you. Get your own snack bag. I don't see you offering any options in this mother. Oh, bring me that, uh, Fifth Avenue. I brought you, look. Yeah, Fifth Avenue. Holy cow.

I brought the libation. Remember Wuchamacallet? Yeah. Oh, they're like, Whatchamacalli? They had a little one, too. They had a thing of a jig. Yeah, thing of a jig. Yeah.

That shit was good. It was like the reverse of the Washington McCullough. What was on the inside of the wudgeon McCuller was on the outside of the thing. of the thing of a jig. Yeah. Outside of the thing of a jig. What's that one? Sometimes you feel like a nut?

You know, sometimes when you talk, it sounds like... Mound. Inhaling at the same time. How do you do that? I'm breathing. It's just like, it sounds like you're breathing the whole time. I'm breathing. I was right.

I do breathe the whole time. I got true. It's a very fascinating niggra. Oh, my dad. Yeah. Interesting. You can Jack. All he thinking is.

It's old candy bar commercial. There's something to do with this, too. Sometimes you feel like nuts. What did you say, nuts? And sometimes I don't. Sometimes you feel like, what? It's an almond joy. I'm in joy.

I'm in joy got nuts. Oh, yeah, y'all, oh. Mounds don't. Y'all, oh. I hate almond juice. You young. No, I ate almond joy. You don't know shit.

I'm still old enough to know what Amma Joy. Like, I phone with my mom in joy. No, but your generation would be calling people old. Like y'all, what value are y'all bringing? Yeah, he's a new old nigga. Like, we should just cherish y'all young and be like, you old. Y'all should.

Y'all young. Y'all should. For what? Y'all don't know shit. We better parents than y'all. No, the fuck y'all ain't. Whoa. My generation better parents than y'all.

You're crazy. My generation better parents than you. Y'all own shit. Y'all don't even have houses to raise a family in. Hey, kids smarter. Hey, man, I wasn't going to go there. I was. I was going to start with the iPad.

You talk about... You're talking about... You're gonna get the root! You brought up socio-economics. I'm talking about being real nigga. I can't even write... We're not talking about socioeconomic. Yeah.

My generation is better parents of y'all because we're smarter than y'all. But y'all not. No. How old is you? Because you opposed to me, light-skinned nigga. I can't tell what you...

You thought that nigger was young? I'm old. How old? How? What it was? Oh, Nick, you old as hell. You're old as hell. You're young as hell.

Why he wanted to see? We remember... He had to die. But we was already fucking when you was born. But you were, you was born like $2,000? No, nigga, I'm still kind of old. Oh. I'm born in 92.

Oh, we weren't fucking yet, but... Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I'm right behind y'all, but y'all generation's still a little dated. What? It's too close to the old-ass niggas. Your kids don't know how to write cursive. He don't have no kids.

Name me one thing you had to do as an... though, well, you need to write something down physically in the last three months. Name it, let alone having good penmanship, brother. Oh, you think, uh-huh. No, hold on. That's not fair. Jack, sign everything with an ex. What did it say?

How many months? So you just run on the table. Oh, put the paper under me. I promise, I'm not going to laugh at no more blind jokes. You can't see. So even the clock that it doesn't happen with their hands on it, your kids, y'all kids don't know that. Y'all don't know how to tell time on those.

Well, don't. Definitely don't know how to tell time. Don't own shit. Like, if this was supposed to be like, like if this was up to your generation, we wouldn't even be on this show. because they didn't take the time to build shit yet. All y'all do is fuck and laugh.

And scam. And scam. And y'all do a bunch of stealing and this shit. Scamming. Every nigga that y'all got manning the cameras is in my generation, plus the sound nigga and the white boy in here. No, he ain't. All the niggas is around my age.

And I don't trust not a one-stick-old motherfucker in this bitch. Why do you think we heard him? The key were not off They were running our shit if they weren't working here Hey hey don't break it about pride Come here get this job Come here

We had to literally force these motherfuckers to work No But also the same way If it's a separation between y'all And the older niggas that came before y'all I'm trying to highlight the sweet spot That I'm in as a little bit As right behind

You think you bridging the gap. Like, my in between is the saucy ones that I'm talking about. You got two more something. The young nick. You owe the young niggas. The little bullshit babies. They're fucking up. But you're saying.

It's not me, though. You're saying after you're fucking up and before you fucked up, but you got it right. Yes. Oh, so we just fucked up. Yes. Oh. And what, but we get back to the parents shit, first of all. He's talking to us.

We're his parents. Yes. 10 years. You ain't seen my son. My son, no shit. I don't know how he know it. Yeah, but also, we're saucy. So y'all talking to me in defense at saucy niggas,

which also kind of disenfranchises y'all with the majority that y'all represent. So we're not regular. Clearly, nigga, we're on the podcast together. Clearly. So I'm just saying, keep that in my eyes. Oh, so we can't. about the majority of how it's been on the timeline. Okay.

You think being... Yeah, they're going to be on your head. They're going to be on your head. Yeah. You think being saucer got anything to do with anything. Because what's saucy? What's saucy? This is your nigga talking about raggoot.

A-1-knit talking about... I make my sauce from scratch. I'm saying a lot of the things that I watched, your generation struggle with and still like what? Like what? I'm fin to get to it.

Okay. Because they all relate to things that people are more aware about now. The problem is people get too woke with the awareness

and then it gets too insensitive and then you lose the tough love that's rooted that like I cherish in the black home. That's why I'm saying

my generation still understood that tough love but was also to transition into wokeness. For example, mental health. As a kid, I got diagnosed with ADHD twice.

My whole, everybody in my family said, oh no, Kemp, not retarded. But then I had to live life up into adulthood, just feeling like I had 99 problems and 120 solutions when I needed to focus on one thing and then make a system for that one. All because the simple black people thing, let's not consider this as a real thing for us.

That's not real. That's the type of hood mentality I come from. That rose over into my generation, who I'm talking about specifically, that's completely aware of it. And all of those people's kids, everybody who I'm talking about is excelling. Because we still got the tough love, though. It's not, oh, my kid ain't retarded, but at the same time,

even though I'm aware of something that may be a deficit for the child, I'm able to still enact and reinforce something to fill in that weakness for them, but still, for lack of better words, roast them in the perfect way. Oh, bro, we knew that y'all was going to be fucked up. We knew. Okay. Your generation? Hold on me.

We already knew they were going to be fucked up. It's too woke. And then those people got so sensitive. They can't say nothing. I don't agree with that. But I feel like all my niggas really, that's my age is having babies. Their nickets is doing fine. Because I had ADHD.

There are great examples of black fathers and forward thinking and, like, good household. But you still didn't tell us why our generation, what we was fucking up on? Because a lot of y'all was too close to before then, before a transition. So what I got from it was, like, I got ADD. And like you said, motherfuckers would be like, no, that ain't nothing, you just need to do this or he ain't got that, you know what I'm saying? You just need an ass whooping that's what he did.

He needs to be in a goddamn book. All that book, but once you realize, oh, it's certain shit. If I do shit a certain way, shit just work better for me with this shit. So he's saying they kind of got the best of both world because they got still the ass whooping, still the tough love, still the, I'm on your goddamn ass.

But, hey, do this, this, this. This is this and you can't, yeah, you do that with the kids. I do that with my kids, though. I only got one. So the day of Furious Styles is over. Huh. The day of Furious Styles is over there. We can't parent like him.

What did he do wrong? It was Furious style. That was Played in the hood. Boys in the hood. Oh, yeah, yeah, Fury. No, hell no. What do you do wrong? He's too woke.

Too woke? The nigg was shooting the niggins and everything. I know, too woke. You think he was too woke? He was street nigger woke. I feel like he was militant. That's street nigga woke. That's like my uncles who just, like, you can't deprogram him.

Because if you think about it, he wasn't trying to change nobody in the neighborhood. He was just letting them know that, hey, this is the type of shit I'd be on. Yeah. He didn't organize nothing. Facts, fact. He could cut it something half. Hey, man, do with the information what you will. And I felt like he was ducking the responsibility of leading that community.

I don't think that he felt like that they were too far he felt like they was too far gone inside the community man. What he was going to be? But that's why I say he was too woke and the, but he still the military so he got to lean on. This is I knew he was full of shit.

You remember when he tried to give a little Chris and them five dollars to wreck them leaves up and look Chris that's a lot of money. Man, that ain't shit. That mean he didn't lowballed them once before. He probably tricked them

His mama custom house. Y'all made his whole yard for $2. Hey, hold, Carl. Don't you go back over there letting Ferrier. He gave you $2.00 to do it the whole thing. Yeah, he made me get up on the roof and get it out of the garage. Hey, hold on, let me enlighten y'all.

Now, let's say little Chris would have went down the path and kept on getting them $5. What probably wouldn't have happened to him? Little Chris would have broke in your house and stole your Nintendo right before Christmas. So what the fuck, Lil'clock. Well, been in the game? little Chrissy ended up in a wheelchair.

Yeah. Because he broke in somebody's house and stole that. Yeah, and he still ended up having to go to prison. So he just wouldn't learn. If you watch the movie, when you see Ricky get shot, if you look in the background, you can see little Chris rolling like a motherfucker trying to get up there. When Ricky gets shot? Yeah.

Yeah. You look in the very background, you'll see. little Chris hit the corner with the wheelchair. He wasn't he supposed to be in that scene. Stop standing on the road. He was going to get that shot. He wasn't supposed to be in there. But if you look at him, when Ricky gets shot,

if you look in the background, that is coming down the motherfuckers. Hey, let me tell you how goddamn, um, how, um, ambitious as little Chris was. You know, look Chris also was in goddamn, um, Minister Society. He was Sharif. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That ain't the same, dick.

No. No, no, no, no. That's not the same nigger. I don't think that's right. No. I don't think that's right. So, little Chris ain't inside Minnesota. Do you know this, though?

Little Chris is married to Brenda from Brenda's got a baby. Brenda in the garbage can. Oh, oh shit, you fucking, you're talking about the girl in the video. Yeah. baby was in the garbage school. Brenda was never... He in the wheelchair for real. I forgot.

Forget his name. But he... Yeah, he is. She never hit the camp. The baby was... That's a wild video. Yeah. It's a crazy video.

Yeah. From Boys in the Hood. That was Sheree. Yeah. You're not. Oh. Hey, man. Don't y'all...

Give me some dead body over here. Yeah, he ain't bothering you, so don't fuck with him. Yeah, motherfucker with him. Yeah, motherfucker. I know that shit. I hated that nigga. That happened to me. I believe it.

How many times have you been robbed? Or slap. When I was a little boy. When I was a little boy. What is it about you that people just seem to? I was outspoken. I was outspoken. I was outspoken little boy.

And so grown boys was always grown boys. What the fuck, man? Yeah, no. You know what I'm talking about? You know the grown boys? They'd be goddamn picking on the little boys. The grown boys. They'd be what?

They'd be picking on the little boys. Okay. God damn. Jack, did you just, what are you admitting to- Ooh, shit? We're talking about bullying? We ain't, we ain't talking about bullying? Okay, so you mean older kids.

Because they steal boys, yeah. Say, what do you? No, say, how you said it, what are they grown? Grown boys. Older boys. Older boys. Because you can't do nothing with them. You can't do nothing with them.

Grown boys. Like, once you get the boys, you get creative every time. And just do it a different way. I'm trying to. Yeah, you try to fight it, but it's only making you do it weirder every time. Let's see what you're doing. Brong boy.

Wrong boy. Wrong boy. Why you keep saying, it's making it weird. All I'm saying is that old boys They don't have no grown boys Oh, look at all they never had no grown boys Who are you talking about? Who the fuck are y'all?

No grown boy. They never got to get them kicked your neck back of the head Where you're on the swings at They shouldn't be fucking with little boys, man. They need to, yeah, pick on kids your own age. Whoa. Pick on children your own age.

I got you, okay. It's just really hard for me to follow you at this point. Don't follow her. You had to be there. Don't go down to that pair. You just had to be there, man. I don't want to be. It was the 80s, man.

It was crazy. That, my granny smoked cracked in the age. I didn't want to go back there. Yeah, it was pretty nuts, man. You're lucky. You're lucky. That was your granny? The one you took to the Philippines?

Nuh, that, the, not the Filipino one. Oh, okay. Damn. I'm a crack, grandbaby. My whole generation cracked grandbabies. I'm telling me, that's why we still got a glimmer of magnificence that the niggas under the stone got. Oh, oh, that's amazing.

There's different cracks, though. I mean, I'm thinking about crack as a drug, but yes, it's crack baby. But there's a lot of these motherfuckers that were born off Miley. Yes, see, I'm not a Miley child. That's what I'm saying. The Mali, the ecstasy children, the black cocaine and the hood children,

because that's, that hit the Bay Area of late. It was not, it wasn't a, thing for my parents. So, like, the niggas under me who do coke and fuck is, I still can't even picture that, but. You didn't pick the worst time in the world to do it. Yeah. In history.

In history. Of the world. Now, if you get one of them, you have the kilos or somebody that just had weak, you know what I'm saying? That shit stashed. Do you age cocaine? Do it go bad? It don't get better in time.

You got to go on ahead and do what you got to do with it. You got to have a life. Yeah, what I'm saying? You don't have a good show. You can't store a Coke. No. You got to store it in your nose. Yeah, you got to get that off.

Jack had a Coke habit for a little moon. I remember, real bad. Real bad. Real bad. That's when they was calling them Jackie T. Oh, that's me, Jackie T. That's crazy. Jackie, you had a little Coke habit, didn't?

What did the Coke feel like for you? It was like biting into a York peppermint Patty. You got the sensation. I'm not, I'm not mad at you, I guess. Yeah, yeah. That was when it were good, though. That was vague in the day, man. You missed that.

That's an old school. It's like an old school ice cream package. I had those radio commercials. Oh, yeah. Oh, why? You did voice shows for that? No, no, no, no, no. I listened to them.

Okay. As a kid. Yeah, yeah. They still good to this day. It's good old people candy. I don't. What did they sell York City? They still, they're not discontinued.

No, it's on, it's on. It's on and popping. I'm thinking of the Chaco Taco. That's some new shit. That's like some, like 2000s, like mid-2000s? No, that was 90s, brother. Is that ice cream truck thing? Chaco, Taco is definitely 90s.

That's on the ice cream truck? I mean, in the gas station, shit, used to be in school. What is a Chaco taco? What it sound like? What it sounds like? It sounded like a chocolate taco. No, it's a taco. No chocolate whatsoever.

What's the chaco? I'm just bullshit, yeah. It's an ice cream taco. Okay. And it's got like some chocolate on the top. Yeah. And so on the outside of it, it's like an ice cream cone, but it's shaped like a waffle. Okay, got it.

Got it, got it. It's a waffle cone shake like a taco filled with ice cream covered in chocolate. Y'all still eat those? Where are you going to get them if they don't make them? I don't know where to get them. They discontinued. I thought I equated that to the, Peppermint Paddy.

Gotcha, got you. Around that time, when I was a kid, they had commercials running simultaneously via the radio. I didn't. Oh, so it definitely caught on. You said. No, we're talking about the Chaco Tacos.

I didn't know what it caught on. Brother. Jack, what is wrong with you? This conversation no longer serves me. I want to move past it. Can we do so? I was just about to go in the same eyes. Okay.

It's fine. Seine ad. That's some base shit. That's a. they drink. Remember Sainz? De Montlick? Like, De Montlicker? Yeah, Snoop Dog and... With the zigzag on ice. Yeah.

Yeah, no, I've seen it. I seen... But my peoples didn't really drink St.Ein'I's. I remember going to the corner store and buying, like, mudslides for my grandma and shit. She used to fuck with that. Well, it's not, like, Kahlua. Yeah, whatever the, like, liqueur or whatever that cornerstone drink. Like, during the Black and Mild, the Rides of Black and Mild era, that was the drink that my... my granny was sending me to stuff.

Get those, get some Garcia Vegas. She was smoking those at the time. We used to sell those at Applebee's at Mudslides. You worked at Applebee's? You had the one in Stone, Chris. You was a server? I was a server. Everyday microwave.

Yeah, this is a back in like, old one. This one, as a matter of fact, this one when a drumline came out, because my home that was the bartender was the bus driver on drumline. Damn. Yeah, Omar. And you was working at Appleville? He was, too.

He was, he was bartender. And then he ended up blowing all the way up, man. He kept with it. Did he act? Oh, you're talking about Omar Dorsey. Come on. Yeah. Yeah.

He was the bartender. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. And he was on both, he was on the seat. What's there on BMF this season too? And, um.

He's a bunch of shit. Raising Canaan and Ray Dunneman. He's on the bookies. He's on the bookies now. He's on the busses shit, man. That's hard. How was Applebees? Like, was you blinded at Applebees? No, I was one of the best service.

He got blinded at Applebee's. This is like some new shit. This happened like a year and a half ago, kind of. So you knew a new blindsman. Brand new, at 42. You're from New Blindsman. Yeah, yeah. New blindsmen.

But I have, I have good days. You still like perfecting your blindsmanship? 100%. Okay. Good days and bad days. It's coming back. Yeah. It's coming back.

Yeah. Do you, is it really like the daredevil shit? Like, can you hear better? How many fingers? Ugh. Eleven? Two. Two.

You got it. Okay. You got it. It confirmed it. I whispered it to him. We got it. Highly. And he heard.

No, that's what I needed to know. Yeah. Because they didn't hear what I did. You did. I'm on to you, nigga. I appreciate it. Can I get some of all your rock stuff? It's all of them set up.

I tapped his foot twice. It was actually four times because he didn't feel the first two. He didn't feel the first two without this. Now, divide by two. Divide by two? Four and a half. That she was good, though. Yeah.

It was slick. It was slick. It was slick. You don't work on it. What, can you tell me about the, um, what's on your hoodie, the thing that you Yeah, it says, uh, Jack, really. No, not you, digger. Oh, English major.

This is my shit, man. I got a podcast on the 85 app right now called English major. You know, that's my last name, English, so English majors, I just feel like anybody that's Fuck with me an English major. I also feel like anybody to use language and get what they want on a daily basis is an English major. You have mastery of this shit

and you're getting what you want out of life by speaking shit into existence. I think you too can consider yourself an English major. No diploma shit. Yeah. But yeah. As a person often applauded

for his vocabulary, I can acknowledge you as a velociraptor with a vernacular. Oh, come on, man, not a tyrannathsaurus. Yeah, no, I appreciate. I appreciate it.

Yeah, that's what's up, right? You know, iron's sharp and iron, man. It'd be cool. Exactly. It'd be cool when pimping just bump shoulders with pimping. That's all it be.

Oh. Now, Jack, that's crazy. Now, Jack actually was a pimp for a little bit. I mean, I can feel it on him because he's lovable. All you need to do is be lovable. What he was doing? He was doing, but he didn't make that. He didn't make no money.

He didn't have given them all. Wait, let me. How was your... They didn't have cost to him in the love. Tell me about your business. They were doing all the work. They were doing all the work. He didn't feel bad about it.

He didn't pay two of a phone bill. I just believe in rewarding. This nigga Pembert. That's not. This nigga Pamping and losing. That's not pimping, brother. How is the pussy ghosting you? When you believe in somebody, you do for him.

It sounds like you had multiple girlfriends that were selling pussy. And he was not pimping. He was following, it was following the every sob story. What did you call it? You was a boyfriend. I got robbed. I was a boyfriend. You was a boyfriend.

I was a boyfriend. You was a comfor-off. You was a shoulder to cry on, brother. What do you mean? You're being woke, bro. You're being woke. He was a reshaving. You was a refugee camp.

Fooja La La La. You was accepted to Fugees, Will I Camp. Lauren making the album in the back. You had everybody. That's not a... That thing, that thing, that's a... Yeah, that's not the road to Zaya. Oh, damn.

That's not how you get there. This nigga was sheltering. It could all be so silly. You was pandering, but you wasn't pimping. Oh, damn. You got to do both. You was pandering without the pimping. You need to leave with pimping.

Pandering comes because of the legalizations, but when you leave a pandering, tell them about your show. Would it be too late for me right now? No, it's never too late to stand on business. Jack, tell them about your show, man. Oh, New Jack Thriller City, man, on the app. Yeah. Can you check it out on the app.

Go check it out. It's amazing. What's y'all doing on now? It's a night, it could be a nighttime or daytime show. It just depends on where you're at. We're working on something real big right now. Really, really big, Carlos. I don't know if you heard about it.

Clayton, I don't know if you heard about it. I have. But we're about to collab with drink champs. Let's go. 85 on New Jack Thriller City. Good good. Let's go. Let's go.

It happens. Like, man, I can give you this too, man. You'll be having some crazy, what you call? Be having some crazy, goddamn shit, man. Man, appreciate it. When you go on there, you always, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, I can't wait to watch. I'm a fan of you already.

Man, I appreciate it, man. And I got this, I think what he's referring to is the Jack Beauty of the week, and he hosted it before. And that's not what you were talking about. But tell them about that, because that's about me. Yeah, what's that? What's that? That's about me.

That was 100%. And we're putting the ladies on and, you know, where you find these ladies in? Um, I, I, I hate church. Yeah, church got bitches. Yeah, church got bitches about, uh. He's a hound, okay? All the nasty holes go to church.

Um, yeah. Every priest's on the Bible verse in their body. You be in the blue flame. I'd be in the blue flame. Yeah, yeah. Um, they, uh, they let you touch them. Um, Magic City. You've been in the plane?

100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No time recent. Oh, that's, uh... I've been Atlanta in three years, so three years ago. Okay. All right, so you're just being in the strip club looking for talent. Yeah, I'm always in a strip club looking for talent.

And, uh, you know, um, I'll be telling them they're beautiful. Mm-hmm. You got beauty. They find the most beautiful strippers or just ladies who be outside. Man, I found, I found women that are just willing. That's it. That's it. Willing them have the best food.

I'm gonna definitely go with the flame. The flame got the best food. The flame has the best food. You think so, too? Absolutely. Best lemon pepper wings. The steak is amazing. If you go there at 2 p.m. in the evening and whatnot, ask for Douglas.

You'd be on the day ship. You got suggestions. I was thinking, because we wanted to get lunch out of strip club tomorrow. Yeah. Just to like cross off my Atlanta to do list. Yeah. So should I go to the... I mean, we're closer to Magic City, so that's where we was thinking.

But if y'all say the flame is, It's better. Flame, man. I go to the flame, brother. Oh, you know about the flame. But hold on. If you, if you write by Magic City? You ask you us, so, yeah.

I would go to Magic City, man. Hey, what's that white strip club with the steakhouse in? Oh, cheetahs. Yeah, no, I've been cheetahs. It's just two booze. Like, I don't like them. That shit looks like Grand Theft Auto, no. Yeah.

No, the bitches and cheetahs irritate me. Yeah. They fuck up my meal, you know. They will. Yeah. I don't like it. But then they're negative. They're not negative.

That's weird. They just moved. That's weird. They're new. A nude club. A nudie bar? No. No.

That's weird. This L. Bundy shit out here. Yes, ma'am, no. It's like, it's almost creepy. It's like, bitch, get your nipples away from my stage. Ain't no nipples. Yeah, they got a different demeanor than like the black girls. Ain't no nipples.

Yeah. At a black strip club, it's an energy or like, it's a party at that shit. They'd be acting like. They're about to go to bed. Right. They talk to you like it's your birthday. If you were a little kid, okay, so. Yeah.

This, stop. Do something. I don't want to be talked to in a trick voice. Yeah. Don't talk to me in a trick voice. Please, ma'am. You see how I'm looking. Look at you, just kind of fill it off the aura.

But don't talk to me like a Jewish nigger, Indian nigger, or Mexican. I see what you did. I already know who in the, I come from Pimp or Pee. I'm going to tell you who pay for pussy. Come on now. Everybody. Yeah, everybody. Everybody.

Everybody pay for. for pussy, but I'm gonna tell you the regulars. Okay. Don't talk to me like them. What's the most I'm talking? I'm in here getting lunch. Okay. If I'm having a good day, it's really spacking, or don't let me really be having,

I might just pay you something to get away from me. But like, for real, for real, don't blow my vibe, though. As soon as you bust my bubble, now I gotta live in reality, I came here to escape that. This is a comic book for me with titty's in it. Oh, I like what you did. I like that. in my movie.

This niggas a intergalactic type young nigga. Yeah. I like it. Come on, man. Magneto. Yeah. Perpetual emotion. I would always be, in terms of Professor X and Magneto,

I always identify with Magneto. I both made me. I always took his time. He was always right to me. He don't be wrong. Even when he was killing niggas, I was like, he wasn't wrong. He didn't. I just finally figured that out, man. Yeah, no.

After 30 years. Because, you know, Stan Lee ain't want you to feel like that, but he also based the nigger around Malcolm Mack. Yeah, I just found that out. Malcolm Mac, yeah, Martin Luther King's supposed to be there. That's what they say. No, that's what it is. I seem...

You know how white people go back and run a judge shit, though. I did the tours and they show you like... I believe it, but you know how white people go back and be like, you know where I made it. I agree that too. Stan Lee, stop it. Why have Martin Luther King got to be in a wheelchair, though? Why have Martin Luther King got to be in a wheelchair?

Because he survived the assassination. I never liked that either, though. I never liked that Professor X had a school and he could just put everything in your mind. He needed a handicap because he's the, in terms of story writing, he's the Dave's ex-Machina. He's the ultimate intervention.

If niggas automatically fuck up in the movies, he could pause everybody, then we can get up out of there. But for some reason, he takes so much focus, he could only do it a couple times. But he needs to remain that. So he can't be walking around as a free nigga. You have to give him a handicap. No, no, no. The ex-man should carry him or the girl, Gene Gray, should float him.

Float me. When Magneto come in here, stand me up. Stand me up. If his power is to tap into people, man, right? Okay. He should not be infinite. When he come in here, I was waiting on you. Right.

I see. Imagine having to run around from niggas when you got to focus on them. Like, it's a difference between the nigger. Imagine if I'm saying. I'm saying. I get what you're saying. Yeah.

As opposed to me to be like, oh, I'm reading your mind right now. No, but that same shit that Dr. Strange used to heal himself. He don't be there. He doesn't be there. No, that shit, Dr. Strange used to fix his back. The mental shit. Yes. Yes.

Professor X should be able to do that shit. It can, but if he... Doctor Strange is magic, though. Professor X. You're right. It's, like, psionic. It's a telekinesis. No, telepathy.

Telepathic? Yeah, it's a telepath. He should be able to get, damn, tap into somebody or shit. Read they, motherfuckers who could change into all the motherfuckers. Man, Colossus should put him on his shoulder like a parrot. I like it. I like it. We come in the room, I'm sitting high.

Yeah. No, Coloss is freaky, though. You don't know. Coloss is hella freaky. We don't need him having grown men on his shoulders. He's freaky. He's not cool. He's not cool.

He's rushing, right? Yeah, yeah, he rushing. Yeah. They had to tell him to put him down. He was like, hey, man. He's horny. It's not. Don't pick me up by my ass no more.

Yeah, you don't want your booty that close to his face. I don't like it. Let me ask you to this. So, why are we on this side? right now if you guys were X-Men what would be your name and powers that was a snoozer I wouldn't fuck it in okay yeah because I know you have given extensive thought because I already know you know what your shit is yeah you know you know what your power was yeah so just say it if I feel inspired enough I might think it's some random shit but you set it up

we're taking prize picks on what he's gonna say too you can bet and gamble one is it going to be something nasty two is it going to be some shit this motherfucker made up or three I think it's going to be some well thought out bullshit

like no matter what we said his asses was going to be better than I was anyway because he really thought about his power and drew up this he already then drew his suit that's what I felt like he's coming in he come in

he caught in he already than drew what his suit going to look like he keep a phoned up picture in his wallet I'm going to get signs up for the suit Thursday He just drew a mask on itself. All right, what you doing?

He got the bar around his head, like, real, woke up. You know we love you, bro. You know we love you. What you do, or do you? Okay, so his name is the blind witness, right? And he has a dog and that pain. Come on, come on. What he can do?

Okay. So he's almost like a he-man, but the dog is named bitch. So when he just, like, turns into his character, the dog turns into a real ferocious, you know what I'm saying? What kind of dog is it before? It was just like a, you know what, that's a good question. That's a good question. I didn't think it was, it was a pit bull.

It was a pit bull. Turned into what he wanted to be. Put it in there, put a ball. Okay. Okay. Okay. So it's going to be a pit bull when it get real big. You remember how Battle Cat was on He-Man?

Yeah. So it's going to be like a battle dog, but then more ferocious. A battle pit. Yeah, a battle. The battle. Yeah. And you got to, um. Blue-nose battler.

Exactly. Exactly. And he's going to ride. He can ride him. He got a saddle on it. I was going to say, we've got to set us what the saddle is. Yeah, so he can ride them and whatnot and then. Also, he has the stick, so the stick can be like a joust.

Remember those jousting things back in the medieval times? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it could be a jousting stick and everything, so you can stick it right through you. Medium and hours that can do lasers and stuff like that. But if he loses the stick, yeah, yeah. The blind witness has a jouston stick. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but yeah. The blind witness has a giant pit bull, a blue-nose pit bull that he rides.

Which is his CNN. We have laser vision. Name bitch, yep. And because it's the super power C&I dog, it has laser vision. That's right. Okay. Okay. I follow.

Yeah, yeah. Keep going. So if you ever get separated from the dog or the cane, because the cane, when he's inside a regular dog. Where's the case? So you got a jouston stick and the cane? Yeah, because keep in mind, he's a regular blind dude in the daytime, and he's a stand-up comedian at night.

And he has, you see what I'm going with this? So whenever he hears about his trouble and everything, you know what I'm saying? You get kind of like an all. almost a spider sense. Just like when blind people, you can feel when the danger is a rock. Okay. You can feel it. You can feel when somebody getting close to you and everything.

I think somebody's in danger. Somebody getting rock right outside of the comedy club. And then you just go swinging in action. He twists his cane around him. You know, and then the dog... Where the dogs be when he do comedy? He'd be by the stage. Yeah, he'd be right by the stage.

And his name is Chopin. The dog walked up to the stage? The dog, yeah. I thought the dog's name, bitch. The dog is named. Bitch, when it turned. turns into the stupid hero. It's your pain and a bit.

Yeah. It's got to be too different motherfuckers. Yeah, turning the bitch. And it's a girl. So what is a female dog? Big. So what's the weakness? What's your weakness?

When I lose my cane. The cane is the, is the transformative option. Yes. Exactly. That turns into the. Exactly. You know you need to take it. So he got a justice stick and a cane?

Now, he turns into the justice stick when he turns into the blind wing. Oh, now it turns into it. That's not what he's in. When you're blind way. We need somebody to animate this. It turned to a helicopter too. That's how he changes into him himself. He twists the cane on like this.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like a super power. So you expect the gadget. You are blind inspect the gadget who ride on the ride on the pit bull. It's a little bit more in a galaxia. You know what I'm saying? A little bit, so you'll see it.

Exactly. Exactly. I got to figure out what the origin story is. Jake. I mean, I ain't gonna lie, though. I kind of fuck with it. Now that we didn't delve this deep, I was ready to roast you, right?

Because it's... You was a goofy nigga, bro. But I do kind of fuck with it, though. It's not a bad. It's not bad, because you have a good power. You can see through the dog eyes. You got different. angles. The dog guys. You know what I'm saying?

It's different, it's different shit that you could manifest. Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. Y'all niggins ever heard of the Bravestar? Remember that? Partoon. You don't remember that? He used to be animals, and he'd be like eyes of the eagle. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And what did the Eagle do? No, he would take, he would take power from things. Different animals. Oh, got it. Okay. He had the speed of a poop. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Gotcha. That was the actual show back in the 80s, too, that it was like that, right? That is. Oh, that is. Okay. Oh, sorry about that. DC got a girl super, a super hero like that.

I think her name Vix and she's black. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she got that power. That sounds like some of black. She cleaned, too. She cleaned. Jack, your ass crazy, man. No, you crazy.

For real. All right, if you really had a power, what would it be? What would it be? What's your name? I wanted to have that superhuman speed or that motherfucker who can manipulate the time. Yeah, give me one of them. Just super speed or time.

I mean, super speed could count in the time like you moving so fast. Yeah, like the flash, like he can run so fast that he can start, like, going back in time and shit. Yeah. Yeah, I would love that. Would you change shit in the past? Yeah. I don't know.

I'd probably go back and steal some relics and shit. Like what? Like, what's something you want to drive? This thing is there a rally. You see what I'm saying, how the nigger talk? I'll probably go back and steal some rallies. What the fuck, the raliki is you're talking about? This nigga really Indiana Jones on the inside.

When the niggins take you where their power is, you see what type of thing they're in? Fuck, what's a reliance? Fuck Google. I would go back. Yeah, what's a relic? I would do that shit and just run back in time just to prove a motherfucker wrong. Oh. Bitch, I told him.

Oh, my God. The nigga. Yeah. The power will put. Yeah. Yes. I would use it to... Petty loads.

You were like, would I go back to change time? I don't know. I probably go back and witness a bunch of shit. Like, I think I was there. Yeah. You know how it really went down. Yeah. So your name would be fact check.

That would be... See, you got a gift with this shit. You ought to do some shit. Come on now. You got a gift with this shit, Jack. Come on now. We might have finally found your niche. I like this.

I don't know what network we'll be able to sell a dog named bitch to. Uh, hey, uh, Joe's a good name. A dog name. A dog name is a movie. Joe. No, that's the name. A dog named bitch. Chapter one.

The spin off. Chapter one. Okay. Dog named bitch. The classic tale of a journey home. The start of a hero. Oh, man. Start off a puppy.

Yeah. Oh my God. God. What's yours? Biches ain't shit but dogs and tricks. If I had, okay, so part of me is just like

if I could just get whatever, I don't want the side effects, though. We got to have a weakness, though. Get whatever. I want the mask from the mask. The movie The Mask with Jim Carrey? Yeah. You're kind of kidding.

You're kind of kidding. I want all reality, all the abilities. That's called tune force. Yeah. You want tune for it. But I get, yeah, I'm on your ass. Oh, the cops are going to hate me so much.

This is my fucking put me in the sale. Then the next thing, I'm going to fall out their coffee when they try to drink. I'm just going to fall out like that. Watch out, what? They're going to shoot the shit out of me. I'm going to drink some water. Is you going to wear a suit like the mask? I can wear whatever the fucking occasion.

A zoot suit? A zoot suit. A zoot suit. A zoot suit. You play. You're going to have a empty memory. I'm going to put the shirt. Just like a Mexican gang.

We're everything. Everything. Your name is facelift. Face-lift. Okay. You- Jack, you'd be listening. Marvel needs to call this.

Come on, man. DC. You just need to sit in the room and then like, whenever you say something, a little light shine on you. Put him in the right room. That's facelift right there. Boy. Oh my God.

Boy. Let's cook. Let's cook. Yeah, I would take that. But I don't want it to make me crazy and I don't want it to make me evil. Like, it's doing like the comic and shit. Yeah.

So you have a time limit to when you have to take this shit off? No, no, I ain't got no time limit. You got it. There needs to be something. My weakness is you catch me without the mask. I'm fucked. Boy, if you give me time to put this. You're full out.

That's not you easy, though. Wait! You shoot me without a mask. What kind of bitch-ass dick go shoot me without the man? Hold on, so what's your weakness, Carlos? You didn't give us your weakness? Uh-huh.

Is it the shoes? Oh. The shoes? No. Why did you say that? Because he'd run back in time? No. You run in time, the shoes?

Oh, is it going to be black. My weakness is going to be black. No matter how hard I try, I can't be nowhere on time. You always be a bastard. The same is older. Still pay show up. His shoot pads?

No, that's the brain. He either shoot pads or he goes, or he goes, all right? It already happened, fuck. Fuck. Shit, what is going to happen? Two hours? God damn, dude. Should it just happened five minutes ago.

He literally, he can't rewind. He got no excuse. He just got to get as close as he can get. He may not come when you want him, but he'll be there on time. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

No. No, that's not... No. See, like, stick to the names. Literally with the names, you got some rhythm, but you got no motion on the... Yeah, that'd be the weakness. They can't be on time. That's your weakness.

The slogans. Got it. Stop that. Because that was weird. Yeah, I see what you did. The whole, everybody, like, the room is different now. Yeah, I did. You know?

I perverted the gospel. Even that, just like... Just like... Don't be... Maybe just give it a rest with your mouth for like 13. Whoa! Whoa! Stop doing that.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. Y'all stupid. Yeah, y'all, they all a little bit too much. It's your turn. It's your turn.

Did I never say power? You never said anything? My power would be... I could be anybody ass as a... Everybody asks as long as I feel like him. If I feel like I'm him and I'm confident, I'm a guarantee to win. Oh, this is Nick a Batman.

Huh? This nigga Batman. Yes. That's what Batman is. Batman still can lose, though. He can. But he always win, because he'd be like... That's how I'm coming.

So your name would be projector. Fuck with it. Because you're all, you project on people. Whatever he projects to you, you project on him. And I'm projecting that. Everybody got to lose to me. So until you forced me to project, I might lose. I won't.

I like that. The projector. And so what's your weakness? Nika, if you... If you... You need to fall! You gotta give me the fall. Kiss the nigger on a bad day.

You don't catch him on a good day. When he's doing real good, then that's the time to fuck him up. No, he's really gonna feel like, you know. You think you're gonna beat the projector on a good day, nigga? I'm projecting. All day, I'm walking around

like, niggas, a third grade with the... Oh, so a nigga Michael whoop you if they were over there. Yeah. But then when you... When they got over here, they wouldn't be able to whoop you. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

You make sense. Yeah. Or the more you lose, the stronger you get. No, that's a terrible power. You can only win. You gotta get your ass whoop the way. Like rock. I mean, honestly.

I'm going to take that one too. You know, all that shit niggins say in the fight. This niggas stay in the fight. Hit me one more time. Come on. Come on. That's all you got. You hit like a bitch. I pay for niggas to fold me for weeks.

Just pull up every Friday. I'll be at this park, nigga, right here. You're going to kiss me. I got the freezers in the cooler. Water for everybody. Just come, knock me out. Then you'd be charged up. Three months from then.

I'm already strokes, nigga, in the city. Let me do that for a half a year. Niggas not fuck with me. I'm going to just go find a birthday. tomorrow. Y'all digger's going to jump me, right? I love it. I love it. Yeah. I'm a take donations. He used to get jumped every day after school

until one day he got jumped. Yeah. And stumped with some radioactive Nike. But this is a whole verse. Say it. What you said? He got stumped with some radioactive nighties and he gave him superpowers. They called me the underdog. Maybe some Tims.

I'm the underdog. And then he got a waffle print on his face. I like it. Like one scar. Uh-huh. That's a deal there when he... Yeah. That'll be hard.

I'm trying to find out who the fuck's... I'm the biggest devil. I'll go to Hawaii. I'll go to Hawaii and just fight Polynesians for two years. Come back the strongest nigga on this side of the hemisphere. You want that... You want that anime worked out. Polynesians are...

Strongest niggas who could knock me out the most. Just less on Samoans just... Drop kick me. It's the biggest niggas that eat. horses. I think I'm playing they actually do. I'm not even making that up. That's how they get...

It's not even a joke. Spambo. That's how they get this ass. Nigger. That's not from eating chickens. They eat a lot of spam over there. That's probably where it's spam is. I eat spam too.

We, you know, brocagey people eat spam. Oh really? So what is spam? All the other shit that's not the animal. Man, but it'd be right in some fried rice and some shit. It's just spice out of the animal. It's just spice out of the animal. Spam that...

Spam is Spiced ham. Spice ham. Yeah. Spice ham was the ham in the can before it was spam. That's what the name is. That's what the name is. Yeah. That's what it would.

That was beautiful. Yeah, we probably should leave it there. See that? Honestly, have no follow-up for that. Come on, man. That was elegant. Hey, Gwap, this is your first time stopping through here, man. Don't let it be the last.

For real. No, I love it. Let them know about the movie one more time. can be looking out for. Man, I'm in a movie called him. It'd come out 2025. It's a monkey power production. Let's go, man.

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