The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Hanging w/ Mr. Cooper ( Mark Curry ) w/ DC young fly and Karlous Miller

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

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I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. She really not hit to the show. She said, I ain't never seen this show. That's what I said.

We're on the white. You don't believe that it come on HBO. I'm 10. It's beach come on HBO and fives. You can't watch it without your socks. Because you're going to be sliding on the floor. You like the 85 subsure. Hey.

Can't watch it without your songs. If you got some flip fly Oh That's a thing My dog be sitting on the floor When I get home What? My dog be sitting on the floor

When I get home That's how you living My dog be sitting on the floor When I get home Man Who won't about this motherfucker I'm talking about You can get them done

Damn So it's miss a dog Exotic, Exotic, Exotic Exotic You did. Exotic, Exotic, he's excited. You gotta take some thousands off because he's shit in the house.

What'd you say? You got to take some money out because it's shit in the house. They stop playing for my musical talents, man. That's your hug, that's a hug. We gotta put that on the song right there. When I'll be shitting on the flow when I get home. She had been writing my hat, two shows, getting the bigger cone. Then, like, tired of hair.

She's tired of waiting on you. She said she would have been in bed two hours ago. They're going to be looking at this. They're going to be like, damn, she still bringing her two episodes in. How you living? How's everybody feeling right now? Everybody good? That feels great.

We live it. We breathing. That's all we're doing. That's how you gonna do? That's how you gonna do? My dog be sitting down to flow when I get home. Anybody dog be shited. You know what the song gotta be called? Responsibilities.

Anybody doubt me shited. You just got your coffee clean. Oh, he is missing. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. See, that's all niggas don't understand, man. The music, it ain't, you need all of them 808s and all that extra shit. You just need a little, a niggie who know what he doing with a good job.

Let me shit with him doing. Then you come up with some shit like this. And then you come up with some shit like this. I'm a doll, bitch. When I get home. That's all you need. That's all you need. Need some dancing music, man.

They be playing staring music in the club now. Fuck these niggas. You'd be like, yeah, fuck these niggas, man. I don't want to do shit. But look at everybody, look at me. Everybody look at me. Fuck you look at that, nigga. Everybody be there talking their eyes.

What, what? Nigger? Hey, you want to do. What you want to do? Bitch. You play this shit. You ain't gonna do nothing. You're like, this shit too, though.

You know what this is too? Yeah, this is too. I wonder if those questions ever went too far. Like, nigger, like, what the fuck you're looking at? What are we looking at? Huh? What did you just say? I'm just saying.

I thought you saw something. No, did somebody say something or something? What the fuck was... I mean, one time I had something in my eye, and I would look at it this way and I was like, but in my head, I'm like, damn, what the eyelash in my eye? I'm like, fuck you're looking at? I'm like, look at that nigga walking to me.

You the fuck you were looking at? Why am the fuck wrong with this, man? I'm scared trying to get this shit out of my eye. I'm like, hey man, why this nigga walking up over here, man? That nigga is tripped. That's how people get down, though. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South show. Hey, man, we're just chilling in this bit right now.

We got an icon in them motherfucker, man. Man, that's why I really were just sitting here chilling because I always just wanted to just be hanging with Mr. Cooper. Hanging with Mr. Cooper. Hanging with Mr. Cooper. You are. Hey, man, we got Marky. It's the O-D, man.

No. Hey, man, first of all, you, you're one of those guys, man. You're a legend of us, man. Because we grew up watching. Most different. You had a dope-ass show at the height of black TV, man. That's up. Come on, come on.

I appreciate that. On the O-Ds and sitcoms, man. Brian, you was out there really wrecking them stages, but then you was really, like, like going to work and doing the whole, you know what I'm saying? The whole character and shit. People really thought that was you, and shit. Yeah, they really did.

First of all, it's a pleasure to be with you two. Oh, I love. You appreciate that. They fire right here. Work with these two is like Red Bull and you guys are fired. You wanted to say that. Work with you guys. You know, I've been in the game a long

time. There's any of any guys come up with, you know, with this fire. Right. I appreciate it. Fire. Appreciate that, man. I just want to let you know that. You guys got some bit snacks. Every day they gave me, it was unhealthy.

Yeah. I had so much, I'm ready to go. I had corn puffs, corn cacos. That's good. That's how we're living up here, man. You could always judge a place by the snacks. Right, right. Yeah, in the abundance of.

I like how they brought the snacks out in the box. Yeah, like it was a big reveal. No one of playing freedom. I'm like, niggins. Did you get this from a nursing home? Plain free, though? This is stank. That's the black production.

All the good shit was gone first. Yeah, exactly. They got cheeses. This is an after-school program. Man, I got a million and one questions, man. But it's like, how did, first of all, tell me how do you came about, like, getting your whole show? How did you get the process started? Where you start comedy at, like, who you start with?

All that. shit. I always do the funny guy. I'm getting the show. I did I get the show. I can't remember now. I do HBO special first.

I think I did HBO special. Yeah, it did HBO special. I was on tour with HBO Saw Me. So they gave me HBO special. I did my special. Once I did that special, me and Martin get our specials together. Yeah.

We went back and forth for Chicago. I had Line 1, then he had Headline 1. And so we did our special. So once I did that special, it let the world, I guess,

Hollywood see who I was. And so I had, I had, they offered me sitcom. I had a living color. I could have did it in living color.

I had a contract. living color hanging Mr. Cooper and I already was hosting Showtime at the Apollo Hell you Right right at the time At the height of this shit too

We were the first ones to take the cameras Showtime Take the cameras outside in Harlem Because if the people were standing in line I said let's take some cameras outside And you know Anywhere at that time So they offered me the sitcom

And And I said yeah Let's do it this. Let's, you know, I didn't even know what I was doing. So we did our sitcom on the set of Alan Thick's show, Growing Pains. Right. They really didn't, they didn't, they didn't believe if, I didn't even have all my own set. Just give him that set right there. Put him in a set, yeah. You know, really, they didn't even change the people's picture. Hey, Sean, if you look at the, first Mr. Cooper episode, Alan Thick family is in the back.

That's true. That's true. Somebody going to get on Hulu and be like, he's right? Game real. Not my game, always real. If it's the only pilot, it was the pilot, so he just shot a pilot. He's coming in, just shoot the pilot, give him the script, let's see what this does here. We're not going to build nothing.

I even wore my own clothes. But six-foot-six dude, could you bring a couple of pieces, a couple of changes? So I wore my own clothes to the first Mr. Cooper. Damn. My own clothes. So you said they offered you two shows so Mr. Cooper was written up and Living Color was already going on.

Yeah, Living Color was already going on. Right. And, um... Well, HBO came with a sweet-ass deal. Yes, they did, but... With some shit like that on the table? Now, look, you got to pick one. Right.

Living Color or some... But the... That was... That was ABC. It was ABC TV and Fox TV. And that was... It was all different networks. Man.

But Mr. Cooper wasn't a show then until you got on it, though. What you mean? It wasn't a show until you got on it. Like, you started the whole Mr. Cooper. Yeah, yeah. It was my show. Right. Oh, so it was either Living Color or your own shit.

No, well, I could have done, I was on tour with Damon Wayans. Oh, shit. And he was a master, you know, one of the best I've seen. Salute OG too, then. Yeah, he's a super OG. And we did a show at the podcast. Apollo, and HBO was there, all the big people, was Eddie Murphy was there, everybody was, everybody was there. And they all saw me.

So they were like, who is this dude? And, you know, I remember I went home the next two days later, they called me, gave me HBO special, which at the time was like, what? Right, right. Then they all of me. Then ABC, we took meetings, you know, we took meetings to go, you know, what you're talking about, what you're talking about, what you're talking about. And so this came about ABC. That's hard. They ain't doing it like that no more.

That's a sweet-ass lick right there. You let you know, and that pilot went to air. That's the only pilot that went to air. It's a pilot. That shit went straight down. It wasn't, if you look, it wasn't even my set. It was a different set. I got to go look that shit up.

Yeah, you got to watch Raven Simone grow up on this show. How many seasons did y'all do? Yeah, we did five syndication. Reminder. Talk your shit! He used to be crazy. I'm still getting it. That boy, that thank you for you. Yeah, y'all did five seasons? Five seasons. Five seasons.

And it was an incredible time, long time. But, you know, but then I saw shows get canceled. That made me like, you know, hey, you know, because I think they'd cancel a blossom or something. Four seasons, she had one more season to go. And so they were, you know, so you had to, you know, we had fun, though. I had the greatest time in my life. It made me an international star.

Yeah. International. I remember I was in Africa, and I had to, I got out the car, I was taking the leak. You know, so I was a, Mito Kupa! I look up way up. Oh, my Godo, you. And so, you know, no matter of, you know. That was incredible.

The travel, I traveled, you know, around the world. And that was the greatest thing. I think it enlightened me. That's what you guys should do. You've got to travel everywhere. Change their comedy, different perspective on everything. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

You know, you got to travel. So what was your, who, like, motivated you? Like, how you knew, like, stand-up comedy was your calling? You know, Richard Pryor. I had a chance to open up for Richard Pryor, 1993. Who, shit. A reminder, you know, I had a chance to talk to Richard Pry, to me, the greatest, of the greatest of the greatest for me. And I still listen to his albums right now, you know.

So I got a chance to open up for him. And he was my influence, you know. And I knew what I wanted to do, but I never, I was scared to do it. So, you know, I was scared to do it, you know, boy working and paying save. That's why if you got dreams, do them, because here I am 20 years, 10, 15 years. I could have did comedy, but I was scared to do it. I was scared, I was scared, but at that time it wasn't a job. You want to do comedy.

Boy, you want to do comedy. It don't make no sense. Right. You want to do comedy. Come on, we're going to do comedy. Right. Come on, you better get you a real job. Right.

So I never really pursued it. So if anybody out there got dreams, you know, don't have those deferred dreams, do it. Go for it. Yeah, man. That's a dope-ass message right there. Yeah, go for it. Just do it. Just think, you know.

Look at her braiding that hair. She may not have had that dream. Right. She's going for it. Yeah, she's going for it. I can tell her. You can tell that hair dry. I can hear it over there pop it.

She can hear it right now. Put a little grease. You ain't put no grease in that for his head. What's up on there? I can hear it pop it. Man, let my dog make it, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He's been wearing braids ever since he got an ancestry test. And they got them results back on, like, I know what they want. Exactly. I know exactly what my ancestors want. I know. It's like the beginning of a movie. I know my ancestors want. I know exactly what they want.

I'm bumbleclad Rastafarian. I found out of Jamaica. What is it? See, I'm a Jamaican. D.C. Young Fly in a brand new movie. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're Jamaican.

Mm-hmm. You look Jamaican. Bumma Claire Rastafarian. Miss me with the fire. I can see ya. Democle me, ignore them. That's all I know I've been practicing, though. I like that.

I like it. I'm trying to get a full sentence. That's a good job. Yeah. That's a good job. Look, you're trying to get me. Yeah. You're a whole...

You're a whole... A hypocrite, democom, me ignore them. That's it. That's all I got. That's good enough, tough. Yeah, that's it. But you got to really, you know, say it loud and mean. The pop-and-ca-j-j-j-j-l.

It's like, clack. You said the clack part, they're like, yeah, he really. You say you did some traveling. He's like, yeah, that's it. He really, right. What's some of your favorite places that you've traveled to? You know, um, everywhere. All of them.

Everywhere you ever went. Africa. I really like Africa. Yeah, I got to go to Africa. You got to go. Africa, I think Africa was the greatest, you know, because I saw, for one, I saw the animals up close because I paid.

Yeah, I mean, I saw them up close, up close. I said to the dude, I said, look, man, don't have me sitting out here go, you know, dry down like everybody else. We're animals, so I gave him some money. You remember the currency is very, the ran is 7 to 1, so you get somebody $100 bill.

You know, I gave my honor, I'll say, I said, man, show me with a real animalist. He said, oh, come back later on tonight, you know, come back, I assure you which way. And they said, go down this road. And I went down that road, man, a lion walked by. That lion was bigger than the car I was in. And I was scared to film.

I was like, whoa! You know, it was, you pay for that. Yeah, pay for it. I'm telling you, too. Take your head down to me. That way you want to go. I'm going to tell me, bye-bye. He's down there.

Yeah, I saw you You went back and he took you or somebody else You know, I was driving I learned how to drive, left hand drive I learned how to drive I'm gathered that's at Oakland in me I had a drive and I said Man come on let me dry this

You know so I was like whoa whoa you know You just can't turn that left You know they drive like that So Africa was beautiful Australia I went Diving in the Great Bear Reef You know

because my childhood guy used to watch was Jacques Cousteau when I was a kid so I wanted to do all the things that was Great Barrier Reef so I went, you know, underneath the Great Barrier Reef and skyd I mean, underwater dive I think about it now, I wouldn't do it right now Yeah, because you're fucking killing it

I'm telling you. I wouldn't do it. Save the planet. Yeah, save the planet, man. No, I was just fucking with you, but for real, save the planet. You know, it's a classic moment for me, for you though, is when you played that lieutenant

on what the Jamie Fox Show? Jamie Fox Show. Man! Yes. He killed that shit. That was one take, you guys. One take? Listen up OG, yeah, one take. One take, baby.

That whole scene was one take. No your shit. No your shit. What? Yeah. Because you can't do, you know, some of that stuff, to me, you can't do it. You can come in, how many times you're going to come in

and knock all this stuff on? So you try to do it good The first time So, you know Well, Jamie Foxx here, right? Uh-huh Well, Jamie was such a great You know

That I could throw lives to So I knew him And I knew my character My character I listened to I watched full metal jacket And officer and a gentleman For a week every day

To prepare for that brother Uh-huh So I was really that person When I went on The lot I was that person Uh-huh These are stories I've never told

Tell them, tell them. I remember the table reed, right? It was at the table reed, the Jamie Fox Show, and Braxton, you know, I think I said his name wrong in real life. I didn't, he said, no, my name, I said, boom, I don't care what name you're here. And Jamie just worked, you know, he hit the, he hit the glass and broke the glass and ran out his laugh. Right.

Because I was in full character. You know, bam. So when we did it, I was in character the whole time. I was on his ass. What the hell's wrong with you, boy? You're not. Nothing to me, look at you. So, and I knew that whatever I said to him,

act like Prince, and he can do it. All that's that left. Damn. He can do it, you know. You know, it was about him. You know, so. And I just, my thing was, if I were to fail, no matter what it happened, you add it,

and you keep going. As long as you know the script, you know, the script. I knew the script in and out. So, man, well, anyway, I still, you know, So instead of, you know, faltering and not knowing your lines. Right. But matter what happened. I knew to Jamie.

I knew what the cameras were, you know, and just, you know, we did it. Well, even when we pulled back, when I pulled back, the eyeball me bone. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I knew Jamie was there. I knew Jamie would do something. And that was a classic moment when he did his eyes, you know. So it's about knowing, knowing who the other guy is, you know, not throwing, not being, scared not to take all the laughs, but throw your boy lives too.

You know, just a good moment. But that was a one take. One take. Yeah, yeah. One take, boy. And an important thing about it was the first time that my father saw me perform. Ooh, that was good. This is his watch right here.

We're wearing Pop's watch. So the first time Pop saw me perform was that the Jamie Fox show. He was near. Boy, you was good. It was good. That was good. That was a funny stuff. That was pretty good. That was the first thing before they ever had an espresso.

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And that was the first time. Later on, we went out with Jamie Fox for his birthday. You know, before Jamie Fox was even big Jamie Fox, we were just hanging out. My father had an expresso. I mean, that's, that coffee kept me up all night. I don't know what that was. That was a powerful stuff. I stayed in the back yard. He thought I was in a bad yard.

So that was, that was it. And they had love, OG. Yeah, that's that love. Fuck with it. Yeah. Man, you got selling these clothes and what's going on here? Yeah, yeah, we got it. They didn't get all this money.

They're selling clothes in the back. I mean, what niggas going to have a business and they ain't selling clothes in? I love. Good merchandise. We got merchandise, I love it. There's so many people out there who want to have, you know,

warm fabrics on their body. Marvin Gaydon won this shit, too, O.J. Yeah. Yeah, look, he got on our first one. He's like, them they never gave me no money, man. Yeah, all of this is for sale. Everything on this rack, man. We just got this new line for the ladies.

Hey, we got some ladies to live. We got some half top so they can show their belly button go. And if they don't have their belly, but they can just pull these all the way up. And just be a little midship. Let it sell your belly button. It's a midsection.

You got some sagging tears. I don't want to see them. That's why this cut in half, because if they're real long, she could just flip them up the bottom. Right. Yeah, just flip that. Unique piece. Unique peace.

We're thinking about our dickets, man. Unique piece. Right, bro. We're getting it in over here, man. I love it. I think it's incredible. Thank you for having me. I'm like, yeah.

Man, we appreciate you. I like to start. They started four in the morning, people. I said, we were out here like it was a strip club. I was like, I was like, I. We didn't let nobody in here, bro. You said they started four o'clock in the morning, people. I won't job.

Yeah, the girls ain't, the girls ain't even here yet. Dude, check me around 9, 9.30. Okay. I started, I was loitering around so much. I felt like a thief. But you still? I'm poking somebody.

We have that little severe. That little severe. I just went in and looked around. Was it anything in the practice? You know, just practice if I could still pop that. Was anything in there? It was in something in his gloves department, a little half of eight. Yeah.

A little night. A little night. A little night. Yeah, a little night. What part of Oakland are you from? Eastside Oakland, baby. Talk your sheep. Yep, Eastside Oakland.

You know, we represent. Oh. Town business. But we, you know, that's the hood that I was born in. And that's the hood that gave me my, you know, life. Back then, we didn't have the internet, we had the imagination. So that's why I came up. I'm a hood boy and just happened to make it on television, you know.

The internet came out somebody's imagination. With internet, we didn't have the internet. We had the internet. We had the imagination. That was our internet, you know. You know, because our toys and had no battery, so, you know, so you guys had the internet. We didn't have the internet. We could get up on the roof.

What you could see was the internet. Your memory wasn't even though. But yeah, so I'm from East Oakland, so it gave me my, it gave me, I used East Oakland, that's my, you know. Snoppel group. Yeah, they were really nice to my, starting in the 80s, you know. And so, you know, and they were really nice. You started in the 80s? Yeah, I started the 87.

I think 82. Too short told me 82. I did a show, and I said, I remember that show. I was on that show, and Too Short, I was talking to him. He said, that was 80s, and that was 1982. Damn. So either I started. When did you start?

You don't know? I think it was 87. It's 87. But maybe 82. But it might have been 82. Yeah, I don't know if I went to the show, I was on the show. But I remember the dude didn't pay me. In 82?

So that's why he on. Because you didn't get no money. Yeah. I didn't get paid in my career for a long time. I worked at a drug store to keep, you know, my clothes right, to keep, you know, a car. Because most comedians were poor, you know. Right, right. Just making this dude.

That's shit, bro. I had money and I had the ability to turn down things, you know. Fuck that shit. Yeah, fuck that. You know. Really, it always was dressed nice. I had one green suit when I hit Ella. Like one green suit I bought at one of the stores with $99 when you get the suit, I think of the shirt and another blazer or something.

That she couldn't have been fresh. I'm not all for $100 a lot. Hey, but I had that green baby pressed it. I just ain't want to say that. I'm like, Ross, me. They got me Mr. Cooper. That green got me Mr. Cooper. Talk your shit.

Talk your shit. Talk your shit. Once you adjust the cost of inflation, that suit. still was about $96. I ain't got shit on. Nix can't steal nothing. That niggins about the whole suit. The shoes and everything.

You get the pants, the jacket, the shirt, the shoes. This is a belt to be already in the place. It might have had a belt. It might have had a belt. You know, if my head was a belt. Spend us, man. Damn, what? Man, that's back the day.

Put that motherfucker on. I'm just waiting on them to say. Now, if you go back and you watch them opening credit, when I did it like this, that's the suit. Right, right. Hilarious. Hell, man. First time I went up, improv. Okay.

Talk your shit. Little Richard was the host. Little Richard? Little Richard. Man, come on, man. I wouldn't lie to you. Tell me what happened, man. My game is strong.

Tell me what happened, man. I go up and he's announcing people. He's like, you know, you know. Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for this young comedian. Let's give it up for Mark Kerrard. Listen, I step out of it and he said, I thought you was white. Oh!

That's what Little Richard. No, my life. Look it up. I thought you was in the middle of walking. I thought you was white. Oh, can't laugh. What a lot? First time.

First time in L.A. That is hilarious, man. He's in my carrie. You imagine you're about to go up and you look up and little Richard is hosting the... He was the host. Going crazy. And he thought, in the middle, he thought I was white.

But when you went up, how was that, first time, like, going up, breaking the ice? First time going up on which stage. Little Richard, the one of who, when he brought you? No, no, he was just a show. Right, right, right. So I went up, I did a good job. I had a good time.

Had a good job. First time I ever went to comedy, Eddie Murphy put me up. Because we weren't allowed to get on. Why? Because, I don't know. It wasn't too many brothers on at the comedy store. It was like, that was like the mecca.

Right, right. You know, and Eddie Murphy saw me. What do you mean, go on? We got Gary Snuckles back there. You're right. He's telling the truth. He's telling the truth. Fucking Gary Snuckles is in town.

He tells the truth, you guys. He's telling the truth. There be people like that. Louis Kabowski. Yeah, he's telling the truth. And Eddie Murphy was the one, he did like this. And he said, you're going up? I said, man, I can't get up in here, brother.

He does that. That's what this is a true story. He said, come here. He said, this is what I do? Watched up to me and said, you're going up next. Like, what? True story. We didn't have a puked on both.

Yeah, first time. I went to stupid. Shout out to Eddie for that, man. Man, he's real. He's been a real one. Always a mention. I got stories on Eddie. But Eddie took me to his house.

I don't want to blow his stuff up. But that night, Eddie let me come to his. It's a true story. Eddie let me come to his house. Eddie took me for the first time in my life. I ain't never told these stories. I never tell my business because, you know, I just don't tell my business.

Right. And so that night, I don't even know if Eddie remember this. He took me, he said, man, you want to go eat? I'm like, what? He was Eddie Murphy. I was like, damn. I was driving the Dodge Raider I didn't have no money

I was like yeah man he took me for sushi he had more people who ate sushi and I'm a ghetto boy from Oakland I just drove from Oakland from working at Pan Say that day I got off at 3 o'clock that day and drove down from

Oakland you know got off work by I got in my Dodge Raider boom jammed some EPMD some two short go down and and to the comedy store to perform. I mean, just to go to L.A. to perform. Right.

You know, that's when you were bouncing in places. So, yeah, I am tired eating sushi. I didn't know what sushi. I had never heard of it. Right. I didn't know what the fuck it was. I didn't know. It was raw fish.

I didn't even, the kind of, what the fuck was this shit? What did this motherfuckers eating? I didn't know what it was. And so that was my first time ever encountering sushi. When he took me to his pad, that was experienced. That was incredible. Incredible. The pad was incredible.

I eat sushi all the time. I didn't like it. I didn't know what it was. Man, you're born from Oakland, and you're eating some raw fish. Yeah, we eat raw fish all day. No. I ain't talking about sushi. Talking about that cookie.

That wise match. Sushi Koochee. Who the fuck said it is? No, fuck that. I can't catch that. You're so thin, he can get inside the book. No one I'm trying to take. What we have, his legs are sticking out.

We got him down here. Come on in, guys. The woman is smiling. Hell no. Eddie Murphy, man. Eddie Murphy. That's a real nigga. He did a lot.

He was just great. Took me to his pad, and that was motivation enough. His pad was the coldest pad. his past and the history of pads. For real? I ain't like... I'm gonna tell it, Eddie. I'm sorry.

I walked in by me at every kind of car that you can imagine. And I'm a car guy. And I'm a ghetto boy, so you know I'm looking at cars. I'm like, damn! He had everyone. Boom to boom to boom, boom. I was like, what? What are you had in there?

You know it. I don't know. Ferrari, poor, everything you can get. At that time, everything that was available was there. I'm a ghetto boy, so it took me three minutes to look. He said everything that was available. Everything that was available. At that time, $100,000 was,

I don't think they even had $100,000, $100,000 was the highest car you could possibly get $150, maybe. I still did it, well. No, what did you talk about? Yeah, I ain't got up there yet. My car would be like, Samba. I'm creating this shot. He ain't heard about my van.

He picked me up in a gun. I had an astrovan. He picked me up in a ghost, a black ghost in DC. He had white meat interior. He probably did. And my friends discouraged me to sell it. He had a big picture of his cell phone on the dais. That freaked me out.

You sold your ghosts? Oh, that one, mine. That was for a video shoot. Oh. Yep, everybody thought of mine, I had so many people. Congratulations for you call. I was so stupid. I was wondering if those stickers were.

He looked those stickers were in. Yeah, he even told me, he was like, hey man, I saw you got your ghost. I said, that bitch, go on too, man. You never know what you, man. You beat that fucked around and bought one. Nah, I bought one for an investment, send it down to Miami and let them niggas rent it out

for $1,000 a day. They're stupid. They just want them flex in a day. They want to get in there and sing the hook. Mm-hmm. You say sing the hook. You know the whole PB, what the whole PBB long, whatever it is. living there.

He goes to be in that bit singing the hook with the top down. I'm about, I ain't gonna lie. I rented out of Lamborghini for like Sam Hummer. A day? A day, but I kid me for like two, three days. Shit. You know, I mean, nah. Do you pull any babes?

No. Okay. It was too fast. It was too fast. Really? The lambo was too fair. Every time I see something, I'm like, yeah. God, damn.

I got a mile all the way back now. Fuck that man. 700 a day That ain't bit No, I wasn't 700 a day I had it for 700 a day But I used it for 3 to 8 I just felt like

700 to be too much All right I didn't need like two extra days So you didn't know That you was going to have to pay for them Other days Who? Who paid for the money?

He wanted cash, brother Oh It was one of them dudes Oh yeah man I bow rolled that motherfucker up Really? Put some ones in it Gave it to him

And I was in a hurry Damn, I don't even I don't even know If we're gonna be able to play that part Yeah, you can't That nigga, you know what he'd be Yeah, you know what's up all the time And you know you're wrong with what you did

I'm like, what you're talking about You didn't kept them for shit That's so, man That's a crazy rental coffee, man I think we all rented I had to get the view about that bit You're pushing

No way I ain't getting a A car too small anyway It sits too close to the ground Mark, after hearing you tell that HBO store, I want HBO to start doing comedy specials again. That'd be fire. Yeah, I got two of them. With HBO?

Two HBO specials. Back then, that's like the mecca of the special. Oh, my God. The best of the best. Yeah. That's shit, a lot of people out. Two HBO. Talk your shit.

You on the road with us and Mike? Yeah, yeah, crazy. I'm on the road. I'm just saying you're doing a good job. Thank you, brother. What you do? I ain't gonna steal it. Hey, what are you doing?

You're all right? This thing is crazy, man. I'm on the wrong with you guys and thank you. They're fire. Appreciate it. You fire, man. Every time I get out of stage, I always ask you what's, what's up there? Use some tag.

And I'm just coming out of his room because he got good food. They got the catered food in his room. He had yams. Hey, I'm not, I'll be having like Mr. Goodballs and shit. Peter, buddy, Jenny. My room be empty as fuck It'd be like three waters Apple juice

Two bags of chips Four peppermines That's where in my bag I was like, who told y'all to get this shit That's what was on your rider But I don't have a rider My thing I don't think I'm not there that long

Six luck at your marshmallows Two half bottles of water Two half bottles of water A open bag of chips Who the fuck said open them tip Dirty time Man we appreciate you for stopping through OG Yeah, that's real, man

Have all the old hunters in there Oh, I remember, I remember That's right No, man, you really Just came through and blaze And just did your motherfucking thing In the whole game, man, held it down And shit, for you to still be out here rocking, man

That shit dope as fuck I know You want the OGs of the sitcom, man You feel you know, you guys say that And I don't look at it like that And you got a clean-ass old school, too Yeah, 72 Pletka, that's my daughter, that's my

dad's car. Yeah. I like the old schools. Going crazy. Old school, baby. Uh-huh. You know what? Yeah, man. He's jumping on the ground. He's sliding in there, bitch, man. Yeah, I grew up with the old school cars. What's your favorite old school? Oh, you know, Plymouth. Because we grew up with Plymouth and, you know, I like a Plymouth. 72 Plymouth, Mopart, baby. I got to go with it. I got to go with it. I got to go. I got to go to Cheveille on Skylock. That's got to. That's one of my dream. Gotta get the Severell.

But see, I always get the baby version of the Chevelle. It's like I ain't get the Phantom. Like I can't say, you can't get the Phantom, but you got the 300 Chrysler, so I ain't get the Chevrolet, so I got the Chevrolet, Nova. I know. I got a piece it up. It got like a similar body to the Chevelle.

It got like a similar body to the Chevelle. No. It's a baby body. You know. There's a bad car. I got a no one. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna have that been nice. Yeah.

I'm gonna put it on this, he did the color, right? I'm gonna get it, the orange blood, the, what it is, like the blood on, like the tank, what's the tangerine color? Tangerine. Like, like red, orange a little bit. Okay. Gold spokes on that motherfucker, right? Okay, okay.

With the black leather teetop. Okay. I guess you don't want to be seen. But that's the only car that I'm doing like that, that I'm feeling. T-tops of the no. No, no, no. I mean to say T-top, but the black, black. leather top. I ain't gonna have a teetop. It ain't gonna come off. Like leather top? Yes, sir.

Leather? Leather. Lather. Vinyl. Okay. I might be vinyl. I might do vinyl. But vinyl, but leather tops back in the, you know, 67, 68, that was the sport. That was the hot thing. Right, right. That's why I'm saying, motherfucker got, like, because I got an 86. Cutlass, Supreme. And he got a level. Shee, you got a leather top. Okay, okay, okay. All original. All original. All original. All original? You have a T-tops? What color interior? It's the light blue, the light blue with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, when you roll the seats, you say, huh, yeah, yeah, do you see. Bucking seats. Uh-huh.

My, my, my, my, I ain't got no recliner, so I could just pull my seat right, like that. Right, right, right. I can just put my seat out of, he's going to get in the back and get out of it. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. Okay, I like to see you ride the lawn school. Most different. I'll put the wood grain in that motherfucker.

Oh, yeah. I had to take the steering and I, I miss it, though, but I put the wood grain. Give it an original, man. I can't fucking see I love wood grain, man. Yeah, it didn't come in the car. I knew it.

Nah, fuck it, man. Updated. Yeah. Fuck that. Original. Uh-oh. You got one original. One original and one of the original.

I'm just waiting for my turn. No. Fuck it. Update Everest. As a matter of fact, let me buy. A lot of that shit from back in the original shit wasn't safe, man. That shit would kill you.

Nah. Don't take that old-ass shit off. Because you can't drag, let me tell you some. I fucked up, because when I bought my old school, the old, the Old Mobile, I fucked up and put, I, all, y'all, I got a box shivet. Everybody was like, but y'all had a ponniac. You tripping. So I thought I had a box shiv, but I bought a punnyette.

A punnyette? Yeah, that was the classic. That was the classic. That was the player. But see, it was a ponniac shaped just like a box shibby, though. What did you say? But it wasn't a punyette. It wasn't a box shiv.

No, he got the same body, but... Yeah, he's a box Chevy. I know. We got you. Whoever got you got you? No, I'm stupid. He knew he was yelling a punny yet. I just thought I would buy a box Chevy.

I wish I would have been that dude. Yeah, it's a boxerbie. Yeah, you wanted to be a box Chevy and show it. Come on. I can't say that shit, too. Hell you. He saw that night. Late night.

He wouldn't let you leave. Look, if you wanted to be a body... Hey, it's the state of man. Man, is what you wanted to meet. The car is whatever you see in you. I'm going to show the car. In the dark, it looked better than the dark. He showed the pearl pink.

He just, all the pigeons was from the side. Now, look, it looked like a box shabby. He showed you pictures of box shab. Man, this ain't no box shipp. Don't it drive like a box shep? Do it feel like a box shep? He threw him off. I'm going to give you $50 more.

What's the shit? All right, young man. So he gets the money. Man, this ain't no box shabby. I never told you, it was. You said you were looking for one. I said I had something like a box shipper. That's a bit right there.

But the motherfucker don't even understand that I still call it a classic. Yeah, it's classic. You don't understand. I know. I want until I realized. The same way you thought it was a box shabby, it was classic to you. It's a classic Supreme. Yeah, color supreme.

You like that. Okay, I'm good to see you like the most. I had to take it out. Yeah, guys didn't it yet? What's you got, Carla? What do you have? What do I have? Man, I got a lot of them.

Hey, whatever. Tell me. I'll just give you a few of my favorites. Once you tell me what type of car, me tell you what type of car is you like. I got a 69 Camaro. Sixthine Camaro. SS.

Got a Grand National. Hold on. Grand National. Yeah. Ponyette. I got a Transam. Transam. Corvette.

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They all have grandchildren. I know he likes Chevy. He likes this Chevy, man. Yeah, he's a big of Chevy man. Yeah, I got to. He grew up in the, in the, uh, in the, uh, In the 90s. Yeah, I got a few empowers and things of that nation.

What year do you want to go with 94? Cutlasses, 4-4-2s. Okay, okay. All the type of teams. I'm on Mopar, man. Yeah, I got a lot of shit. I got a time capsule. You hear me.

Everything. 4-42 is nice. Yeah, you got a few old's mobiles. Grand Nationals, nice. Yeah. I knew you was up to some when he bought that. A few G-Bodies. When I bought my classic, let me do that.

He said something, he liked motivation. When I bought that guy there old school, he said, you like old school. He said, you like, old scoos. He like, who the fuck is you? That nigga, hey, that nigga, let me say something. That nigga bought a car every other week. He would pull up at the X-D studio.

And he said, come outside, I want to show you stuff. That's right. That nigga bought a guy. But then how he did me, though. He pulled out the caddy first. He said, this is my Cadillac. I said, oh, that he really got a guy. Canada, he's like, but it's just a

Cadillac, I got some for you. Every week he came and something. You want to, I'm going to go by your dream. Because I'm going to put it up in that 96. I had an 87, broham. Okay, 87? Yeah. Broham.

Okay. Yeah, man. No, it was blue. Blue on blue. Blue on blue. Okay. I had a few of them. I love them old Cadillacs and shit.

I love the old cadets, too. I like the 60 cats. See, them the big boats. I'm big. Yeah, I'm six-foot-six, you guys. Yeah. All the cars you talk about, I can't fit in. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. All of them, I can't fit in. Good. I'm more for me, finally. I need the big seabody. See, I go seabody. Big body. We're talking about cars, guys.

Sorry about that. Oh. Yeah, women, too. I take her seed butter. Come in. Yeah. Ah, see-batch. You hear me.

Seabody, see-batch. about you. She get nicked. That's all you see. Everybody. Whatever. Shit. I think my favorite,

my favorite car that I got now that I put work into is my 94 Impala. 94, okay. Yes, sir. Ninety-four Impala. I'm still looking for El Camino, though. Yeah.

I thought you found one. I did, man. Nicar, I ain't on the center. You know how the nigga get, you know, they get all wet and feet. Because your ass probably went of their bullshit. He's like, man, I'm thinking about keeping it.

This, Nick, they see it go over there and just off the nigga, whatever, and walk off. He'd go, huh? He'll go $1,200. Right, right. He thinks just because he walked off, that make the nigga be like, right.

I hate when the nigga don't go for it, though. He's like, you might as well pick your money. Oh, you're serious, all right, right. You know what I'm saying? All right. Hey, he goes what you want, 45, huh? Right. All right, right.

John Blopper. I had the money the whole, John. Here you go. Right, I'm sorry. Exactly. You should do the oxen. You guys should do the oxen. I'll be trying.

Nah, man. Them titles be fucked up. No, me. The wife here don't want you, don't have no car. No. Not dead. Not dead. Oh, okay.

Two thousand. Two thousand. What is it? What is it? No. Let me get the car. You're paying cash, you'll get it cheaper. Man, them white people, and then $4,700.

Yeah, look. Maybe overpriced shit in that, too, just because they want to start that 508 and a lot of it. Well, I can't. No, that'd be the seller who had to say, look, I need to make at least $8,000 to $8,000, $25,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $6,000. $6.56, $6.61, $6.61,000, $1,000, $9,800. See, but what I mean, but when I mean,

watching them cost shows, I realized they just be pulling up in four yard. I'm like, that shit's dangerous, bro. You can't walk in a nigga, y'all. You look at a hit car. My nigga be like, why the fuck wrong with you, man? Man, you've been on TV before you know, the goddamn well. They ain't just walking in a nobody yard, and they come over there already mic'd up. Hey, what's you doing that, Joe?

Hey, they've been at that man house at 7 o'clock that morning. Right, right. He's at 7 o'clock this morning. Hey, man, I was just looking at your car. Well, hell, let me talk directly in this microphone so I can tell you that's not for sale All right, so before we shoot, we're just going to make sure, Randy, could you come out? We're going to, the car's not for sale. All right, let's, we're going to reset the cameras, and then we're going to flip,

and then Randy, you can come in and tell them that it is for sale, and then we can, what did you say, $4,700? So we'll do that, and Randy's already been paid, but we need to get him paid on camera. And that's when the white dude, Gary from accounting, he's going to come out, he's going to bring you $47, $100 bills. Guys, please make sure he gets all the money. We can't shut down

until he gets every single bill back. All right, we're going to reset. We're going to flip the cameras back around so we can get Gary bringing out the money. Come on, man. Right, right. That's hilarious. All right.

All right. That's a wrap on Gary, everybody. All right. Chuck going down the road. That d'nig is stupid, so they already mic up. Hey! Hey, we already have most of Gary's shots, uh, shot.

We just need you to do a couple in your stand-in, maybe two or three, and then we can just, real rap for you the day. I mean, what I've been watching, though? I've been watching that fast and loud later. Yeah. I'm like, look at the E4 street racing. I love the car show. I love, I love the old-school car. I'm just not starting to learn about the motors.

I ain't on, I ain't on shit. You pop the hood. You be like, what's in here? I'm like, nigga. An engine. The fuck supposed to be in there. A tire me. Something? Matching serial numbers.

Right. Things like that. When you're buying a car, you're going to make sure you're buying matching serial numbers, if it's an SS, you know, you know, you gotta be the right car. There'd be a lot of clones, you know, and shit like that. People just make shit look like shit. As a true collector, we're dyes. Yeah.

What do you mean by cereal you know, though? You're popping in the hood doing what? Just making sure that, making sure that that's the, um, that that's the original shit if that's what they're telling you that you buy. Did that engine come with that car? Yeah, and if you look it up it's going to have the same. All the numbers

will still be the same on that. I mean, if you're going to get an SS, get a low-mile model SS. But nine times out of ten, they don't put something in that shit. Yeah. That's why you get this Matt Cincereal numbers you buy it from a reptable person. Mm-hmm. But even if you're about to take the motor eye anyway,

damn what's in it. But you don't need to take the motor Well, you shouldn't buy some shit Well, it's up to you I mean, it's really your Once you buy it is your shit You can do whatever you want to Because the name can come by my car He's like man

What's a serial number? I'm like man You can get your bitch ass out of my yard man He's hot out here bro You're on the car now You're about the part of the hood If you're checking for serious numbers The same

Bain your goddamn head up buddy Definitely gonna check the serial number You buy some shit from him I'm too I told him had an actual man That'd be him Still got the AC fit But you can lay it out

Now you're gonna make them think You still got the van Because people still be hitting me Hey man, D.C. sold the van yet I finally got the bread up The girl who I sold it to She thanked me all the time Thank you

It's the best best man ever I said the same time That's pro man She probably just started The whole business out of that damn van Could have made the eye crew Out of that bitch Damn

DC Tours No I'm telling you He was in here right here I'm gonna open up this armrest and you're gonna see he left for Reese's peanut butter bar that's his original candy you know he's 6-5

man they had you playing ball on the show you played ball for real you know yeah then you played for the Gold State Wars you know I wasn't a great ball player I agree to say, but when we did the Golden State Warriors thing, that was incredible, guys. Here I am playing for the team that I grew up, a block. I blew, people only know, I grew up a block from their coliseum.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, so here I am playing for the Warriors. So you did it before Master's piece? Um, I think so. Okay. Maybe, maybe, I don't know. So how long were you on?

Where are you? Well, you know, for a game. That was the last cut. It was like a volunteer? When I came in Spreewell, me and Spreewell came in the same time. That's what's up, man. For you who don't know LaTrell Spreewell,

that's the nigga that choked the coach. That's where he would forever be remembered as. But he was a dog-ass player. That nigger was a dog, but he choked the shit out there, white man. That white man should have never played with LaTrell Spriewell. He got his shit. shit rock. Hell yeah.

That was, it was an incredible one. How that came about for you to just play? Well, you know, on the show, I don't know, but they don't know how. They don't know how shit happened. Well, because, you know, here I am an actor, and this thing came to me. You know, it wasn't, they didn't ask me

that I want to play. This episode, you play it for the warrior. And they just going through life, man, how this shit? I don't know, brother. Hey, bro, them niggins found me. Man, them niggins are getting away TV shows and then them niggas be like,

do you want one? Pick one of these ones you want me. Nogian honest. I mean, I'm sure as me that you want. Man, hey, bro, I'm talking to you, man. I'm not sick, sick. You want to play in the NBA? Man, what time are you starting?

I ain't even, I'll get up around 10. Man, I'd be sleeped about 10, y'all. I'm turning the shit start, man. Oh, shit. I'm not getting up to about a lap. Oh, shit, bro. Yo. Oh, shit.

You're like, Oh, my, my. This thing is just doing comedy, and they're like, we need this thing in the NBA. And that's all that. Suddenly, I'm in the NBA. All of a NBA.

All of us. There you all right. Fuck training camp. Fuck tribes. That's the truth. That's the truth. That's the truth. He wasn't in shape or nothing.

He just smoking weed fucking with a white bitch in the show. Bro, you want to be in the NBA? Man, it wouldn't take that in the NBA. You're not the truth. That's how to that. I don't ever get up on your dreams, man. That is funny, bro.

That's how it happened. All these niggins been playing ball all their life. Man, get that comedian, niggins, man. That's the weird part. And that's the weird part. That is funny. He these dudes in the NBA, and here I am playing with them. Who the fuck was your agent?

Who is your agent? Your agent was a bad motherfucker. He just up at a party doing coke with some motherfuckers. You know who you need? My fucking guy. Bro, he's a comedian. Bro, he's fucking six six. You guys are 15 and 47.

Hey, give him a shot. That is hilarious, bro. Hey, Mark, what are you doing next Friday? I'm supposed to be in Omaha. be in Omaha. Fuck that. You're in the NBA, man. What the fuck? You mean I'm in the NBA, bro? I want to do the funny bowl

and the lab house. Fuck that, bro. You're a warrior. You're a small third now. So what the contract's talking about? They're talking about $300,000. That's if you make the fucking practice team. Man, this thing got the best life ever. Just like that nigga,

Mahshon said he went to sleep. And woke up and he was 6'9. But that was funny. You don't know a shit start. They're on that shit starts. No, checking out the first practice, I get there. I'm late because they won't let me end. Cove you, they didn't even tell you what time they were starting.

What time NBA started? No, they wouldn't let me in it. Curran, you're late on the first day? Hey, man, fuck y'all. I was in Cleveland this weekend. I got my dick suck. I had six shows sold out, too. I don't got time for all this fucking running this shit, man.

Y'all don't look at the natural talent. When you see it? They wouldn't let me end because they didn't know who I was. Exactly. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Isn't you that comedian, niggins? I didn't listen about them. I'm supposed to be here.

That's true. That's true. Hold on, bro. Hold on. Hey, man, say he's supposed to be us. Let me, it's cold out here. And that's just, that's just what was going on. I was like, man, come on.

Her NBA practice, I walked in, 10 minutes late, coach Nelson, coach Don Nelson, other coach, coach, Coach Popovich was assistant coach. No. Wait a minute. Popovic? Popovic was my assistant. That's crazy.

I walk in late, and, you know... It's legend on the court. This legend is legends on the court. Cool, Larry Bird. And so, no, Jim Hardaway. Oh, mulling. And so I walk on, and I'm late. And Coach Nell said, hey, what's up, Hollywood?

All right, I see you got here when you wanted. Come up in top of the key. He says it's like this. Take this shot, top of the key. If you miss, the whole team run, and you don't run. And, you know, so take this shot. If you make it, you know, it's cool. I'm like, this is a per-in-a practice.

You're talking about as soon as they let you in the building. You're late, and you got to shoot. I go get taped up and I walk in, you know, you know, do they talking. Oh, look at this. It's true. I walk in, bam. He gives me this proposition. Shoot from the top of the key if you miss it.

And all the players are like, man, you better not miss it, home boy. I was the first time ever even seeing these dudes. Dang. So boom. You missed it. Reminded it, I made it. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

Talk your shit. Talk your shit. Talk your shit. I made it, thank God. Man. That was one shot that I went, and I'm glad I made. She. Isn't that crazy?

I know I would have missed it. That is the wildest shit ever. It came out of the back part. At this time. It was motherfucking sushi with Eddie Murphy. NBA at 10 o'clock. He woke up with Eddie.

Hey Mark, man. Are you still coming out to Omaha? Nah, bro, you know I'm doing this NBA shit right now. Are you fucking serious, Mark? I'm about here with mother right now. Look, do you want me to take you off the fly? No, hold on, hold on, man, let me see. Let me see what we do against the Bulls.

That's the truth. If you imagine calling your agent as a comedian, hey man, hold my dates. I think they're fair and letting me go. I think I'll hold my dates. No, we got three more home games. We got Chicago, Utah. We got to play, fucking, got to play Indiana.

You know, my date? When I did it, I didn't look at it like that. I really didn't realize about it going. He said, I hope I date. I see they're going to let me go. And the funny thing about it, people, when he's talking about, happened. That was it.

And you know, promoters didn't want to hear that shit. So, so you, y'all still coming in town, right? What's happened to game? Because we can do a daytime show. Oh, y'all play at 2 o'clock. You want to try to do something at 11? What time you got to be at the radar? How about this?

How about we do a 10 o'clock brooks? Yeah, too. The doors open at 8 o'clock. Yeah, everybody who got their ticket, we just changed that. You ain't got to buy no new ticket like that. Damn, man. Y'all niggins got... I never looked at that perspective.

Y'all think you get to... See, that's the height of the comedy game, man. And, like, that type of shit is gone. We ain't never going to get the... So I already keep you, though, would you? It was for one game? That was one game. It was just like a experience.

I scored on Charles Barkley, so... Oh! I can say that. They ain't a way jumper with Charles Barkley. At least I could say I scored. I did miss my first one. I was so nervous, you know, I came around on the screen, and, man, I missed everything.

I was nervous. Charles Barkley going to see this. And it was like, Nick, I was walking off the boy. See, what I remember what Mark Kerr was he did a little fight. I wasn't even defending him.

I was. See? I got it. He was defending me. They called Time Out and I was walking off the goddamn court. That nigga gonna be on EAPN talking about your air. Yeah.

That's crazy. I heard Mark Kerr on some 85 show show show show show show show show. They were like, what the fuck he did that say? I was so happy. I was like, 85 show style. They were talking about defending on me. Get your ass up

Man, OG, no, that's a story to tell, though That's a story to tell That's a really tripped off of it, really That's the experience If I can score with Michael Jordan I'm telling this shit every day But just a score in the NBA Right

One point You got a stat In the NBA You got a stat I'm gonna say Oh, you know, who was in the game Danny Aange Shit

Denny Ains Kevin Johnson Charles Barkley Yeah I remember Danny A's Because you know I was guarding Danny Aang I was guarding Danny Ains

You know I was just at the funny bone Last week Yeah He's telling the truth You guys He's telling the truth What he's talking about

That's crazy I was you know I was doing clubs On weekends I never thought The next time I'm in the NBA I never I never saw that perspective.

So when they say we don't need you tomorrow, you're like, damn, what the fucking, what y'all bring me here for? Well, no, I mean, you know, I knew, you know, that wasn't an NBA player. First time I ran down the court with the guys, you guys, these dudes are so fast.

Exactly. So big and so, I mean, Tyrone Hill, I went up for a layup, he took my, boom, threw my thing to the, made, 10th row or something. Shit. And these dudes, they were incredible.

Respect that game. that game. So it was so fast. First time I played in the NBA, I thought I pulled the muscle. I was like, I didn't want to come out. I was like, damn,

one time down, I'm like, damn. NBA. Then I let the funny bomb the next week. So, do you want to add a second show? Hey,

you know what it would be crazy if we do an after party and you wear like the warm-up shit. Yeah. Bro, I'm telling you that shit gonna go stupid. That's dick is retarded, bro. He's ain't hold my date.

I didn't ever let me know. That's funny. That's, man. See, those stories that people need to know, bro. Like, real tough, bro. That's real life shit. Man, that's a hell of a... That...

I always feel. good when niggas hoop dreams then came true because every nigga has some and it's just like even if it was one game or 100 or shit to be in that motherfucker your shit came your shit got to come true

you know all my dreams that I dream came you know true and that's the crazy thing you know the power of the Lord and praying and staying you know all my dreams came true you guys everything that I even wanted to do that I ever wanted, you know,

one of the, you know, and some of these dreams are so far-fetched. You got to write one of them self-help books, if that's the case, but... Yeah, you got to leave people on your journey. Mark Kirk, how to make your dreams come true. Yeah, you're right. Make that...

Because my ghetto, I'm a ghetto boy coming... We used to sneak into the Coliseum. And here I am playing, you know. Right. I kept, as a matter of fact, when they had the All-Star game in Oakland, that's just... I want to see if I still had it.

I snuck in the California. You know I had tickets. I said right next to John Thompson, rest of the show, during the dunk contest, still got a, John Thompson was sitting there. It was an ESPN press thing.

I came and took that. I'm glad you did. Because they were the, what if they were like, Sir, sir, you're not supposed to be back here. No, I used to play for them. Yeah, I'm the comedian,

but I, 95. It's going on your. That's good. Damn, OG. I appreciate you for blessing our precious, man.

Thank you. Hey, man. We fuck with you the long way and keep doing your motherfucking thing because clearly you are one of the guys' favorite people, man. Come on, let the world know what's going on. The real Mark Curry on Instagram.

Tell them, you say it. The real Mark Curry on Instagram. The real. Mark Curry on Instagram. You do it? The fake Mark Curry gonna be like, God damn.

Making it hard for a nigga to scam these day, boy. I can tell you. I love it. This is great. No, man. This is the 85 South show.

We have this day. We're out this dance. Let's shoot a photo. Shoot the photo, Thad. Get the pick. Oh, yeah. We get it.

We get it. Let me get this. Have you got a brother? We're in the five, seven. We're in the trap with it. That's right. Oh, gee, what's popping with it, baby? Fuck, you mean.

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