The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Happy Thanksgiving | Ep. 51

Episode Date: November 24, 2016

DC is back with the crew just in time to give you a Thanksgiving Episode to listen to when your drunk auntie is getting on your nerves, featuring fan favorite Sheneka Adams. We try to figure out what's wrong with Kanye, get DC used to the new studio, discuss Sheneka's new surgery and everything else in between. Leave a comment and subscribe! #85Southshow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's funny as fuck, no Hey Man Boom That you think it was a rock What's wrong with Kanye man I know it'd be time I'm going to tell people shut the fuck at the time to me

But I know I know I can't go out the deep end or I'm gonna be in the room and go to the Kanye you know what I'm saying here Radio, fuck you! Yeah, I'm taking, taking his lead. I'm gonna just say how I say. I'm gonna just be a and win. I'm gonna take his lead. Radio, fuck you.

Radio, fuck you. But he says it. You say, hey, wait, what's it? Hey, hey, is it radio fuck you? What you say? Exactly. Now, not the... Not fuck the people that work in radio.

Because these is real people that gotta feed their kids and they're not being allowed to play that real shit. Because they think that in order to feed their kids, they gotta play the same shit over and over and over. I was raised by KLS1. I was raised by Child Park Quest. I was raised by DIAX. The last real middle alive, no, nigger is still real living is alive.

We are alive to like her We are alive to like her Do I have to hold this he in? No, but they did say this to money His mama pan Yeah, that's the real crazy About their mama Right

Like you know he Because you know But you know Kanye ain't Now Kanye put on a free show now He'll go out and say I cancel this show It's fine time to bring that show back And I put on a free show

And he didn't do before You feel what I'm saying But him just say man And the crazy part about it, the toy is doing this month. Right. He probably like, man, I don't, he probably been like, never since he died, well, I don't want to work doing this month, period. He can't talk to Kim Kardashian.

She ain't been through shit. No. Who? I mean, that can change the person. She doesn't matter. Well, nah, you know, she... That can change the person mentality on them more security. He's talking shit.

Nah, she tucked herself away like you. He put a cut in your face. Wait, oh, that. She's going to happen. Yeah, yeah. So I mean, no I said, she can be traumatized from that shit. But you can't laugh at it because she's okay. Yeah.

She okay, but also she hasn't really been through... Right. She probably never fell on her knees. No, she fell on her knees. So... She wouldn't... Had to figure that word. She fell on her knees before.

But the bitch ain't probably been to traffic port. You got people in this world who's... You got people in this world who've never been to a funeral. Yeah. They don't know how it feels when somebody died. You know, with Kmart or Walmart. Yeah, niggas, like, oh, that's been years.

I'm like, years? Like, when? Oh, my uncle died when I was four? Yeah. I'm like, what? I didn't have been a tired of a funeral. I just did eight in the past two months. You don't even know what the fuck.

You don't even know what pain feel like. I don't know what I'm saying. Like, I don't even cry a funeral no more. Like, the pain is numb. I don't found something to come. found something to cope with that way it's just this the only thing you can't run from and this the only thing that's promised to you that's what that's me that's why you got to surround your like even i'm thinking like even though you got to surround something positivity i'd be like i even in this starboard

a nigga can go eat shit right fucking now right like why i'm only drinking this hot chocolate These white people are here. It can go down right now. And they do that shit on the news. The fucking bus drive today. Killed them fucking kids, man. I don't think that's... I was trying to be on the hurry.

There's no reason for you. My bus drive used to speed. We used to get high and get on top of the seat. Because this nigg used to bribe fancy shit. What got a speed you doing? Come on it. It got tents on it. Take that noise.

I'm going to go fast now, boy. Real something. Let me tell you something. My bus driver had a snickback. His name was Mr. Mr. Sierra. I'm like nobody on the first. Mr. Rear used to go so crazy. He used to hit that bit.

And we should always tell him, we should be high-haired on top of the butt like this. Well, Mr. He was lying. There ain't none of that going on. Find him, we eat up on the boy. He ain't gonna say nothing. But he will leave your ass. You will leave your ass if you think you got into a fight.

Oh, because I had a foot around the boat. Well, fine. You never did that. I watched the fight from on the bus. Ran out the bus to get a close of you. Try to go back on the bus. Mr. Clow that, though, and hit that V8 on me.

And then everybody was like, ah! I was just running behind the bus like, Mr. Reef. So I'm mad on he. He ran on the bus to go watch the fight. And try to run back, and he hit it on me. So I come in the day morning, I come to wait to see it, fuck ass. So he opened the door, I'm like, I'm smoking my blood. I blow it in the, in the, in the book.

It's really a real happy yesterday. I thought you were fine, man. I said, bro, nobody's fine. He was like, man, my bad. I was like, you, this, nigga. What's wrong with you? That was the only time he cared for his job. I don't fire weed up on his bus.

He ain't said shit to me. He didn't fucking around. I had a girlfriend and got his face and name. that he wasn't his wife, his girlfriend. I was like, boy, he was first that, too. He's an old-school, nigger, bro. Like, he bought his face. Her face.

We were like, do everything. We're thinking to his mama. He's like, man. He's my lady, man. Hell no. He called her lady. Now, you know he's old. I was like, how long have you been gone?

We got a shit, man. About two years. I said, me, he didn't really slow it for. I see why you're bored, bro. You just tired. She got yours? It's a solo cup. I mean, I was gonna roast his ass.

Look, it's more, it's deeper than just a nigga during the rank. You know what I'm saying? It's like, all, nigga, you know him for this shit, but then when you bounce back, you show people you're a good knick. You know what I'm saying? Like Taylor Swift shit, that's the first big one.

You're like, oh, this knicker. Moved that a little bit. Hello. You got Powerpoint now. Yo. Can't hear me, Cat. See, this what happened when you fought with a dude. Give him himself.

We got a PowerPoint, we got an audience. Um, she gave me more, uh-night. I'll plug the motherfucker hand then. Nothing. Nick, what you've been doing? I've been talking. I've been keeping up. Tell me everything.

Shit. You just started a trend. Nothing. Every bitch hiding their boyfriend. He's hiding their boyfriend now. Hey, let me go to your car right quick. We started this bullshit. Take your shit fly.

Nigger, we went up on the last episode. I'm glad you back in here. It's like my left earphone is louder than the right one. I feel like I'm in a studio. Hey, we're about rock. Hey, yeah, oh. Smoke the same truck, y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She didn't even know she wanted. Tell her you know she won an award. We'll tell you, we'll tell you about that letter. You want to what? You remember that the 85-7? Oh, yeah. Ha! Don't ask him, shit!

Don't. Anybody in here, if you want some of this, you can have it. It's for Thanksgiving. Oh, you got some 17th, 30. Yeah. It's Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving. You know what I'm saying?

Get you know. Hey. 1738, hey. Hey. You can bring out a Disney cover. You want to pretend like you're your grandma Ben-up, Biggie.

Man, it's going to make one-eye clothes. I wouldn't drink a lot. I can't wait to hear a white album with all the hot. I got a lemonade out there. I drank out there. I'm like, hey, was a fellow. To be your breathi eyes.

You want your shit. It's opaque. Coming through the door. Oh, okay. I got you. Nice library coat. Ooh. I ain't drinking that shit.

I ain't drinking that shit. That's cool. I said I was a hello. We're over here. That shit is a whole other crack, but that's crack. That's just put it in the liquor. What did it do? Give it a little.

What did you? What did that? What did the red boy? Yeah, I just go to September. I said I already remember. Yes, I week. That's how it goes down. My dad died on Christmas Eve.

Oh, man. Right here on the 85th century. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're going to start you all crazy, bro, because I already knew it. Like, my mama called me. My mama caught me crying. It's probably like two things going on.

I didn't see my daddy. It's probably like five a year. It was probably like two things that are going on. It's either the police looking for me or my daddy. When she called me crying, I was like, man, what I did now, she said, but you're doing now. I was like, all right, don't head and lay it on me. He's gone, and don't do nothing crazy. I was like, man, you know, sounded like Dora from Friday Nemo and Gary Lowe, too, man.

Do you do this in a crazy. He deal with his pain the special way. He deal with his pain in a special way. I said, that's a great part of my brother. I went in the bathroom and sat down. I was like head now One tip came down I was like, what?

That's just Whoa, whoa Crazy Christmas gift Let me call this bitch back Let me call it back Come on what happened Dude dude This ain't nobody

Oh, you shit crazy No That she was crazy Oh man Hey man Hey man Welcome back Yeah

We started off It started off on a sad note That's just the show Our diversity Hey man This show is dramatic We're putting that in a dramatic time because of Kanye. Like, Kanye had everybody thinking,

you do, do, nis, Coney, you feel what I'm saying? Hey, man, welcome back to the 80s South show. Only he had that. If only he had. All he had somebody went to remind him. We're begging this morning. No, we ain't, hey.

We ain't never go to one. No, you back there. I'm tired of upgrading, y'all. I'm like, I feel like we don't session eight. Like, we do. No, we're not. We hear. We know what?

We like, we like, we like a, we're going to try to you. It's rat selling right now. We like a bad bitch with no work history. We live with everybody, but we can't get our own smart. This is sad. We touted. We went from a mansion. Then we went to like a trailer.

No, we ain't going to the trailer. Now we're like in a town home right now. Yeah, we're a duplit. This is in the suburbs somewhere. This is in Chambley. This is nice. We got like a little gym. We got our own gym, but we got to share with other people.

Hey, man. Welcome back to your show and shit. Yeah, man. I appreciate it. First of all, everybody here. Everybody here. We got... You know, this had one of them dogs.

You can call off a lot, and they're like, well, you know what, D.C., we got the views up. We got to let you go. We got to let you go. Man, we were going to... You were a big. We had auditions for motherfuckers that looked like you. It was terrible. It was a fat dude came here.

Fuck you mean. I said, get your big ass out of here, man. It ain't going to work. It ain't going to work. It ain't going to work. We had an old nigg. What do? D.Z.

Pimp flat. That shit didn't work out here. We talked to fuck do you mean No, no, I know that I'm saying, what the fuck do you mean? He probably had epilepsy. There was a white D.C. Youngfly came to too. Y'all didn't have no one

had Parkinson's. We would have took him. We would have took him. He was to disagree with everybody. But did you see he called it Parkinson's? He won't call it the Shakers? Remember I call it the Shakers. I know the word now.

That's growth like that. I know the word. That's growth right there. You got to use word like Parkinson's in the town. Exactly. You know what I'm in the town. You can't call it the Shakey. Hey, Mel, it's a real shit.

Congratulations on Ben in the number one comedy in America. Hey, keep it going, congratulations. Congratulations for having the number one baby in America. Oh, wait. Hey, this is number one everything in America, man. Number one, hey, number one comedy, you can say that. I'm not the number one suspect. Hey, hey, but you did that too at one point.

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the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you,

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the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Hey, man, we did the 85 South Show Awards, and guess what the fans said? What he said? We had to bring her back. This is the number one requested guests in the 85 South Show. Send the government.

Asked it. The one who released that shit? Yes. He won't release the skin. But the convertible wig. Oh, okay. Drop-top. Yeah.

Are you still fuck with that old ass, man? He ain't died. He ain't died. Give us an update on the old nigger. He's great. How old is this man? This nigga like 60. No, he's not.

He's old. He's like, every time he cough, he don't know if he's going to fall. Does he leave him that extra cop? No. No, he doesn't. That's not, no. Do you have to ride in the store when you go grocery shopping? No.

Oh, okay. He was only 45. 40. Oh, okay. She already sounded like that was past 10. You see how, see how. Oh, he was 40. He was only 45.

What is he next? Well, he's over now. What, like 48? Let's move on. Let's move on. What? My chicks had their boyfriend with the emojis and shit. That's same.

That's the same. Oh. That's the shoulders. Oh. It's about nine bitches. dating Wizard Kelly out here. That's sad. That's sad.

I mean, I was doing that to be funny. Do the visual in post. Do you know, I mean, I get. Do you know that every time I see you please some shit, I'd be about to say some fucked up shit. I need to follow your own through this so I can reply and beat. Because the other day, look, she tweeted this shit the other day.

What? What she said? I love oatmeal pans. I was like, why you leave the cream out? You love oatmeal cream. What's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, Twitter so I can be pitted right now I'm just like I am

her ass thing you stupid what you don't want Twitter is like place where people are truly themselves no Twitter really

first off okay okay okay people really be on Twitter saying some shit like shit like that so Twitter where people really themselves

yeah I feel like okay so what you think Instagram is I mean that too I mean as far as that's a mother shit their thoughts out there

Twitter is the place where you'll see what is the real you Instagram is the wannabe Facebook is the old you The old you And Snapchat is the freak of you You You right now

You see that pussy and they're going to Dispid he's like ah You know what I'm going to What's your photo? I am Sheneika Adams Go to I am I don't know how to spell out of it

Much of love to all the niggas on Snapchat They get too excited And fuck the video up You too excited You didn't tap the shit again, now it's gone. And now the shit don't work. Hey, if one of them want to fund us, too, we'll do this whole podcast on that app.

We'll tweet the whole episode, we'll Snapchat the whole episode. If y'all's any type of shit, this is a lot of going to be lonely. Yeah, well, I'm all in them like, you know, I'm in bonnets like him. We had a good, did we not just get back from a great show? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we not just turn up? Yeah, yeah. You got a shout out Alabama.

This year. Most, every, Alabama, Alabama State, Univism. Oh, my God. The Hornets? Oh, my God. That show was retarded. We was right in the middle of the hood. Really?

I just tweeted that. I cannot. Speaking of the tithes fly. We got tit eyes in the building. I see what I see two. We got three sets. Tid eyes in the building. I say two, oh, I see what,

tit is in the building. Ain't two, ain't got no nipples, but it's true. Tid eyes in the building. The thing I broke them To the show now Teet eyes in the building Hey, it's been a minute since we had them teetis up in the building

We got it We got them too What? They way more What? That's y'all problem Oh, guess what I just heard Guess what I just heard

What? That ladies Instead of getting the lipos shit They got this care free package That you can put your body It's like payments You can go to the doctor You can shut the phone

Bitches are getting their ass repold for not paying any payments. You shut the fuck up. I see the bitch on a tow truck another day, bent over him. Got an ass report. Oh, you mean to tell me they got pities in the ass up at the title loan place right now? Easy credit. Cash loan. No credit, bad credit.

So you mean to tell me they got repossessed asses? It's reposeant ass. We'll take your ass and we'll give you a new ass. It's re-enverished ass. I don't think it works quite like that. It's like GameStop. It's like GameStop. You're just mess up your credit and something.

No, they got a remote. and they'll turn your shit off. It's like a phone bill. They'll be like, all right now, we're going to shrink them pitties. Well, I don't know because I'm going to have. After three days, we're taking them shit to whack. That's going to lead.

The bids is going to deflate. The more you don't pay your bill, the bids is deflate. I'm like, damn, I'm too easy. You're stupid. What you say, bad credit, no credit, slow credit. Everybody gets tithes down here. Crazy Rob's titty shack.

That's crazy. And your job is your credit. Out here, we're the Titty Titans. Come see us Sunday. Out here, pay here. Got a flat ass, no ass, undeveloped ass. Come see us.

Everybody walks away with an ass down. It's going to be like that, what's the time commercial? What's the dude who went to the school? The, um, who's the nigga who went to the school. You're not going to go to school? He'd be like, hey, man, you ain't doing anything.

Come on now. Your ass shots. Yeah, average. Yeah. Your ass shots. Get your ass shots. Tad shots. No shots.

Bad credit You ain't doing nothing Your test is flat as hell It looked like mine So it's basically like just Getting it in sections Like getting work done It's a payment

But it's like That's the best one And it's the health No it's not the healthy Is the fat It's the fat from your body And put it in your air What did you call it though

You called it some shit Hold up What did you mean He's called He's called Cam Free Packer Let me ask you He doesn't know what he's talking about I don't know what I'm talking about

This is going to be walking in the dog and talking about This is going to be walking in the dog and talking shit They're my titties, and I want to now! You're going to be fine with the top of this shit. Move your hand. Move your hand. What is this shit, niggins? What are you talking about?

The titties is different. What's that? Yeah, yeah, I did want to get back to that. We did get Detroit. Back to that. Since we don't know what we're talking about, explain this how to titty program work. It's a program.

It's a program. Well, then maybe you do know. I thought you were talking about it. I fucks, pussy. What does that happen to do with that? So when no tittes, so when them tithes, you have them veins in it, I'm like, bitch,

why is your tith look like it's breathing? Like, why? That's the, it's strong. You got it. Bains in it. That's a weird. Yeah.

Especially if you're a lighter skin person, yeah, that's going to show because I have veins on mine. But not vericose. Don't like that. You can just see them sometimes. I'm a nigga disagree. No, you don't.

I seen that tit. I ain't seen no. I ain't seen no goddamn veins. Y'all. Y' ain't seen no goddamn veins. Y'all. I know how the folk get their lead, and you see their veins sticking out. Oh, man.

I hate them green veins that. You can see their veins sticking out. You're like, this is. That's some very cold, man. That's some other shit. No, that's when the people get old and that shit looks squiggly. Yeah, it looked like the snake on the old. No.

The fuck is wrong with hell, man. I don't know. But I want to tell you shit. Okay, what's this new shit called. Okay, what I wanted to know? That's all I wanted to know. You said that shit was nip. What's so dear?

Why? I got my boobs done. Why? Because I lost a lot of weight. Oh. It was petty. He put a vibrator in them all. Why the motherfuckers did be vibrating. You didn't bring no before and a after picture?

Yeah, can you... I do have a before and a half. What do you do to them? They look the same to me. Split screening. No, I don't know. No, not so bare nude pictures. No, I didn't say that.

What's wrong with them? Like, what's you do to them? No, I had lost a lot of weight and so they kind of just got flat. Oh, wait a minute. So when you get your ditty done and you lose weight, the... Sometimes.

Your titty is to go away with it? Yeah, like everything gets wrong. It don't matter how skinny. You're going to get them pitties pull all the way. No, no, no, no, no. This was your first time. This was before that. I'm saying that's why I got my boobs on because that happened.

So the last time we seen you, they were just all natural? That was my real boobs, yeah. It looked the same to me. Exactly. Show the real titty's on the right side. Show the cyber tinnies on the left side. It's kind of like her titty went to college and graduated fairly. Yeah.

It's got the marlute titties. It's the same titty. smart tithes. Smart intelligent titties. I just make self-improvements, that's all. You're rich anyway. So with that shit in there, if you have a baby,

could you still breastfeed or would it be in like? Yeah, I can. Like, if she breastfeed the baby and then the baby starranted start going extra early. What are you doing, man? What are you doing? Bras, speaking of babies, how is the baby doing? How is the baby doing?

I forgot to get out of freezing. Hey, baby, get the baby. Freezing. What are the baby? What the fuck is the baby in the free? You know what I got a new baby. M motherfucker won't stop crying. What's up, man?

You're enjoying fatherhood? I'm, shit. Let me tell you on. Is it like you thought it was? Because you remember you was talking all that shit. Yeah, you said, you know, what I'm going to do it. I know how to do it. I'm going to do it.

You're going to talk to big shit. Shit, when the better get up. Look, to be honest, I swore that everything. I thought like that, lost it. Now, you were there in a lot of shit. You had drug a red, boy. You drug a red boy. Oh, no, I know what happened.

I was like, damn, I said, I didn't say, fuck you mean that this? Oh, okay, say that old. Well, no, man, the baby cool, man. I just wrote to her head today because she looked like... Bro, you're roasting the baby on a good burger. The baby can't talk, man. I don't give a damn. Of course, you're going to win.

Wait to your baby talk. Your baby will burn your ass up, boy. She got a face. She got, when I was saying that, she was like, that mean, that was a good one. He was like, oh, okay. I got it. I got to answer, like, oh, oh, oh, okay.

I got to answer you, because this guy. You got me. Because this is a real nigga show. You paste the diddy milk yet. Man, I try. Tell the truth. Hey, man, you don't have to gel the truth about it. That shit thing like canned milk.

That shit like sour milk. Hey, man. That shit is so hard. He's drinking teddy milk. This nigga man is big in the motherfucker. That shit, nice. You go into shoulder muscles? He's going to come back sick three and shit.

That shit to make you lose weight. That shit ain't for no grown man. Oh, nigger. Oh, man. What a podcast for, D. To the niggas who I drink the titty milk. Nope. Did you see that shit from high society entertainment?

He said the niggas in the back laughing and make me comfortable that I'm laughing. I feel like I'm laughing with these niggins. Good. But you look crazy as hell laughing in public to anything. But I'm talking about anything. Yeah. Look, that shit, I do that shit all the time.

I just be like, ha, that shit. They're looking at me. I'm like, ha. Look. Hey, Carlos, witness. 75 South show gonna go live on YouTube. What? Niggins ain't like when the shit do be live?

You ain't gonna get on that? What do you mean? What is that even mean? Man, I'm sick of our fans, for real. She's gonna be five. It's just dumb shit they keep asking, man. Live, they want us to do it right there so they can feel. Man, fuck y'all.

This, we hear right now, we real. What do you think we did? Dead podcast? When you watch it, we are live. You don't know. Like, you're going to say. Just make sure you are live when you watch. Right.

We don't want to hear nobody. We found him dead watching the 85 South show. Hey, motherfucker, get up. That would be cool. Like, man, he was found dead watching y'all. I'm like, oh, we're the episode. You stupid. That one is killing these niggins to death.

Like, these niggas laugh to death. That one does have the most views. That does. Peyt Bach said, bet money I'm your biggest fan. Lowe's is the best. But y'all equal, if that makes sense. He want to be you on a lot.

All great areas are full. Best combo. What does that mean? All great areas are full. I mean that we call. Every level of bull. shit. We got enough education. We got enough ignorance.

That's some shit from his job that leaked to this everyday life. All great air is full, boss. He ran that in a fortune cookie. You want me to read these comments? I know you can't read. I can't read. I can't read. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What is it said? Comment of the week, bit, I don't care if y'all are the porta party

next week. I'm going to still fuck with y'all and still long-lived the 85 South show. Jay Payton, that's what's up. Appreciate it. Platen, high-ass said race murder. I know what the fuck I say. Nick, they didn't add it Bobby Smurter to the group. Bitch, I did it for comedy. They're trying to get him out right now.

Remember I was talking about Youngman I took Bobby Shmurter Flo? Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's where it came from. I don't remember what I say, but I meant to say it. I'm glad you had to laugh at it. Cameron Stewart. Hey, we got white people.

What's my name? Hey, I don't do. I know Jews. I know dudes. I know dudes. I know dudes. I know dudes. I know dude. I know dude.

I know dude. Better get you a young girl. Yeah, y'all'all. Yon God. Yon God. Oh, my God. Well, Yommer God. We do it.

We do it. Hey. Hey. Jesus was it to do. Hey, Jesus was a good. Hey, Jesus was a good. What? Happy Honorable God.

What? Happy Hunter God. Hey. Easy culture. Hey. Is it coach. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Why they wear that hat like that? Why they want my hats like that? They look like pancakes. Look like pancakes. Why they wear on a hat. Let's quit this song before they take a show. Hey, about to take it all the way.

Shut up. They love this. Y'all's stupid. That what he's going to say. Did you hear what he said about the hat we wear? No, shut up. You're retarded. Hilarious.

That's offensive as fuck. Hilarious. Look at the light skin, nigga, who did he lose his job, everybody. Do you hear him in the background? This is him. This is the man. Kid, what's up, baby? Because look, all the time, we don't get to put a face with our landlord.

Like, no, at the trap house, it was really just a pit bull that would come in and look at us and just leave us alone. It wasn't even nobody really in there, so they actually had to have a person. Yeah, it was. It was a bad job. You had to come down here to make sure we went like, let me make sure these guys are doing the podcast. Right. I know that this is the townhome, so the people next don't hurt all this. They call the landlord.

You know white people get curious. My people come back. What is this commotion? This is hilarious. I'll have the cops down here so far. Last year fucking hell, Spick. But, hey, for as much

trouble we cause, if we do negative, we do positive. We had a trap house and a soup kitchen at the old spot. We were feeding homeless people bread. We give them as much bread as they walk. We walk past so much expensive shit before we get to here. Right. It's like, hmm, hmm.

But we back up. This is hilarious. They are so trusted. I'm like, this bitch don't need. for work tomorrow we get that stupid we back up though only use staplers but i'll take a stapler you staple shit i was wondering why you was doing that they gave this check he's stapled into a piece of paper for no reason the paper was like my sister wanted one of these always want to stick you notes oh my goodness that's a dumb shit

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Yeah, he was trying to give me a Jew. I said, yeah, I thought we were. I love Jesus. I love Jesus. It's not real, bro. It's not real. It's not real, bro. It's not real, bro.

It's not what you think it is. Guess what? This is hilarious. This nigga retarded, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Do you read this in flat? No, I didn't read mine.

Who had to say, get in TV? It's a, I didn't know this nigga had it like that. He should start doing stand up around the world because Kevin Hart is falling off slowly. Man, oh, you're not. B.C. little ass funny for real, man. I'm proud of a little bro ass, 100. And to only imagine this nigga literally came up off of Facebook. Tell them when you came up off.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You came up on Facebook? You was big in the group chat. Let me tell you, John. Ligger, yesterday, ever since I've been on Steve Harvey, I had so many of old people like, they poke me before they asked me as to me. You're stupid. You been getting poked on with you. Why, what the fuck? It's you, hey.

From Steve Huck. Then they poked me again and tell somebody else. Hey. Barbara. bro. I'm like, yes, old ass one man. Those old strong fingers, the fingers that use the work rotary phones. You know what I'm strong? Your finger

got to be to do that seven times. There's some of the people that'd be knowing me from different platforms, but I can't do nothing to thank God and appreciate the getting it TV. Hey, but why he tried to pit people? Why they always try to do that Kevin Hart falling out? Why they can't? Why everybody can't? Man, the nigga fell right in the bank.

That's what he did. The rest is what he did. He fell off slowly. He jumped in that bitch like screws with him. His head back in the part And niggas ain't supposed to go. Behind the tank. You know,

niggas got to have that secret-ass code to get back then. He got gold. He the top nigga that got old. I would slap the shit out of somebody for saying the wrong shit about Kevin Hart. A real talk. I would.

And I would want somebody to record it. Yeah. You don't know my bad thing's who write checks. And I want somebody to record it so I can send it to him. You find Kevin Hart while that you bring it to a person. What? Hey, I found this. I don't even have a car.

But I walked all the middle of California. Hey. You want to make sure you got your shit. I'm turning to that nigga on the front and goddamn teeth, keep so. The fuck you mean Kevin Hart isn't the motherfucker hitter. You know that nigga be with a little spanking him. You know what you do?

You act like he ain't got special. If a niggas say something else, what you're going to do? Nigger. I'm going to laugh at their own pain, Nick. Fuck you, man. Nah, man, that nigga is the truth, man. You can't knock on hustle, man.

You can't knock into the hustle, man. Why don't these always think they got to talk down some chit to talk up some other shit? I don't know. You can't talk down a nigga. Hey, you can be a fan of the 85 South show. Without hating on everybody else. Yeah, you can like this shit. That's as much as you like your favor.

We don't have to cuss it up motherfuckers out. Yeah, no, because you work at McDonald's, but you really want to work at Burt. But unless it's going to-you-got-down-in-a-dunk-Doh. Unless it's going down in the comment section, by all means, 85 South Warriors. All day. Be there. We turn. Don't let them talk down about those on YouTube comments.

What you point in that, Pat? You need a fucking laser thing. Yeah, you do. It ain't moved. You just pointing. You just point it with all your fingers. You didn't need to pick one finger. This nigga ain't stopped smiling yet, B.

The nigga has been smiling like, he's happy. This nigga is so proud of this PowerPoint president. Guess what? You know, scratched off. It did have Steve Harvey help us, but he got a line through it now, y'all. Where he's like, he don't need the fucking studio. It's a line through it. that y'all can't see it.

My boy is shitting on the studio right now. Look at the wall. He's been drawing up plays on the window. Show the wall. He's been drawing plays up on the window. Oh, we're going to goddamn take this integer into the 23rd power. I don't know what kind of math he knows, fam.

This shit looks like Horatio office, nigga. This shit is more crazy. There's a lot of shit going on here. My boy is upgraded, and he is happy. He pointed the big-ass monitor that Steve didn't have. I feel like we had a board meeting and we are the members that make all the decisions and he's doing the presentation. And we talk you.

We talked to these overseas. Proceed. That won't hit the budget. No, uh-uh. Not for me. No for me, no. Let's go ahead. I'm out.

I feel the shit. That's crazy. But the only thing we didn't, we don't have here, you guys, we don't have a parking. Oh, we don't need one. We don't need one. Shit. We'd be here after hours anyway. I don't even think we're supposed to be here.

That's why he showed up. He was like, I knew these motherfuckers. He saw us on the camera. They're like, only. He's like, why is it more niggas than they told me? Oh. They told me four. They told me four.

You're stupid. It's 12. And I want to see the nigger who has my flag on his coat. So it's a nigga. Do you know what that flag really means? Take that damn man. Oh, you're scared. Brandy, Randy, tell them what the flag.

That flag means red, white, and blue. You don't see chocolate on there and I take the damn plaque. Listen, when you see that red, white, and blue, that means off your ass and on your feet. When you see the stars and bars, get your ass back in that bar. Let me tell you, sir. Ricky, what do you say, Ricky? I said when you see the stars and bars, get your ass back to that car. You are doing right now the 92 a.m. Rebel Radio.

Wait a minute, I think that's a song. What did you say again, Randy? That's Ricky. Oh, my name's Randy. You're Randy, you motherfucker. I'm going to be too much hell-cane. I don't know. Hold up, Falsryky.

I want to introduce you to somebody. This is my cousin, Darlene. I don't want you looking at her because we're dating. I was about to say because we love to fuck our sisters. No, listen here, Randy. Oh, shit, I wish I had a cousin like Darlead. I tell you that shit right night. Hey, Rick.

You see married. To the family? Shut up. What's the mother that came from? That is Uncle Bubba's his nephew. You're talking about who's auntie shower?

Exactly. Oh, my goodness. The one that's the lunch lady down there in the junior high school. Oh, oh. With the extra masperator. That's our auntie.

That's her auntie. And you know, Ricky. That's our stepbrother. From who? How step-mama. You remember when Daddy was fucking Joanne?

Out there on the step. That's Joe. That's Joe. Joe Ann, son. You ain't seen him. He was a little bitty boy. I could have been shot out right there on the stage. I'm lucky I made it in.

I fuck her sister. Real war. Shit, who hasn't? Well, I mean, she is our sister. I'm telling you, brother. We got to keep that pussy in the family. Keep it in the family. We're keeping that pussy in the family.

That's a song right there. Don't let that pop on. We got to keep that pussy in the family. We got to keep that pussy in the family. We got to keep that pussy in the family. family. We got a keys into my mother. We got a kiss into my brother.

We got a kiss into my daddy. We got to make the pussy happy. We got to keep that pussy in my family. Say what? We got to make sure that pussy remain happy. Uh-huh.

Oh, we got to go kiss my sister. I never kiss my brother. Say what? I say what? Might just fuck my mother. Shit in me. Because we are. Hell, yeah.

That's what happened with Trump one. That's what y'all forget. Fuck it. Hey, that's what, when his hands got into office when they came up and they were like, Trump is his president. They was like, Gotta keep that pussy in the family.

Gotta keep that pussy in the family. That shit is crazy. Oh. Hey, man. Hey, wait a bit. Look, before y'all even, Y'all, hey, look, can we talk to Mr. Shinnika about your business endeavors?

Yes. Can you tell these ladies out there, we got a lot of female listeners that ain't doing shit right now? They ain't doing that. You tell them how to get some hustle. Give us an update on the Shinnaker Adams. Tell them what you're doing by getting on niggas will. You can't what?

I can't show nobody else how to get a hustle. You got to have it or you need to have anything else. She said you either got it or you don't. You don't. But my business is doing well. What you do? My hair. You forgot.

already? Oh, lips. Yes. Are they in the beautiful? Leaves, leaves, lacefront, quick, weaves. Blue one, give one, give one. Mike. Look! You know! You look!

No, but it's going really well. I have a Black Friday sale going on right now. Oh, Black Friday? Is it just for black hair? The crazy part of it, she's still going to be putting taxes on her shit. She just think it's black people only. How much you, how much? No, actually, a lot of different. How much hair what's the cheapest hair they could get from you? What do you mean? Oh, I have the prices. Oh, it's

lowest $50 for $5.00? It's just the one that smell like cornwoods? Nope, nope. Ain't no reason to be ball-headed. It's just Black Friday. People want to pay. Well, you think you're going to have straight from the horses? No, it doesn't come from the horse. She get her hair from an Indian family.

For real? Yes. There's a lot of heads to be putting this shit off. Like, there's a lot of ballhead. It's a billion people over there. So we got a lot of everybody here ain't great. A lot of them here looks like Carlos. It's not. A lot of them got that.

He got it in his family. They got that. I don't think anybody don't want that hair, so... That's what I'm saying. What you're trying to say? My shit wouldn't sell? No.

Maybe they want that real nap girl shit. Oh, I should say it. My shit popping in there. See, they're going to need rubber bands at the end and you know how this shit just curl up the end. This shit curled up bad down. Fucking right. So is it doing good, Chinika?

Yeah, ever since I did the last podcast when I... Your husband's sick? No, he's not sick. What is the fact? Wait a minute. I'm not married and no, he's not sick. Yeah, why did you have, you came back to the waiting minute. Yeah, y'all was getting married last time, what happened?

We are still, but you know, thanks a time. Ain't no, still, you're using that man, man. What am I using him for? I'm tired of this shit. We're going to put back up on the last conversation. It's on security. Yes, you know his shit my heart. Yeah, I do, because we have trust.

Look, she's just nuts. She's like, I have no shit. I'm not, here. Not shit. There's nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with her. My girl don't know my shit. My mama don't know my shit.

Well, you know, we have trust. have trust. Let me ask you this. Just that he's going to pass and he's going to leave all the money to you? Let me ask you this. What? Like, you're my dog, right? She's dangerous. Say for instance, I met a cold bitch, but her weird game went right. Like, could you give me the discount code so I could

like order her some new wig? Sure. I appreciate that. But I don't want to grab that hair and that shit I'm off. Right. I mean, well, I mean, I wear wigs. I don't get so in and stuff. So I take this off every night. No, you're just going to have to get used to it. You didn't train your

So wait a minute, wait a minute. Just wearing the wigs, is that a good way for the ladies to preserve their hair? Yes, it is, actually. It's a very good way. But your nigger got her wig, train. When she can get home, she was like, go lay down. Let me jump on the floor. Y'all have magic.

She got the Adam's family. She got to sing in a song before she put it to sleep. Oh, and I'm writing a book. What's it comes? You want to be on my head, little baby? My personal story. Is it about, is it about, is it real? It's based on reality?

Yeah, it's not motel. Don't put that part in there about when I ate your ass on your birthday and you thought I was playing, man. Don't put, I'm asking you. You can't put that part in there about when that man died and you still get 30 heads. I mean, y'all act like,

let me say this, because you keep saying that. Like, anyone who doesn't want security from a man? Who the hell was- Shut up, my niggas that work security? Hey, hey, who wants to do with that? Why the dudes that work security ain't got more women? No, I'm just saying. What you said, Sanik.

And nobody must struggle. Why do I have to struggle if I don't have to. You better go work for it. I do. I do. I have my own business. Yeah, she do sound like she got love. No, she's not my own money.

I know, I'm not getting with somebody else that's equal. We both can build together. Man, it's not equal, bro. It ain't equal. It's 20-something in 45. That's it. Oh, you want age. And I make money.

That shit, ain't. Hey, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Because when you get to be 58, you're going to want something young, too. I ain't doing that shit. You going to, you don't know. Ain't no girl getting in my will.

Ain't no young to be getting in my wheel, bro. No, he just loved me now. How she knows she's in the wheel? She's in the wheel. I'm in his will. Oh, you in the wheel? Already. Is his name will?

No. You mean the wheel where you get? I'm in his will. But what you get in your bar? At his time, it's going to be looking at her life. Have you looked at your bar? Have you seen the wheel? I guess 45% of whatever is.

Because I think that's an old dude hustle. Yeah, you know you in the wheel? I get 35% of that. You get 35%. A nigga put her ass on the bill and sell. It ain't no real wheel. It's a bill of sale. No, it's a real, no.

You went to the lawyer's office, had it drawn hub. He got to ask an old school, old mobile. But you don't know what she meant to him, so, hey.

But I get a Newark Avenue. Wow. I don't want this goddamn little saber. You're going to leave my ass and tennis ragged. I mean, I don't see what's wrong with her. You have a.

So look, I left a bullfassist. I left a daughter, right? You have a blanket. You're going to tell her to tell her to a family. to, of course, go out get an education and get your own

and do all of that. But you're also going to tell her to marry someone equal. No, I'm not telling her to marry no matter of 45. Well, it doesn't have to be 45. That's what I like. You know what I mean? Let me tell you.

Ain't nothing wrong with none of that. I just know that shit better be on me. Like if he say, hey, you need to be flying over there like in L.A. No. If you already don't promise to leave hustle, When you die, you shouldn't even have the ass. These I already know.

What? Except me in the middle of folks. She'd be like, oh, no, this is happening on it. It's insulin. She's sucking my dick. Must be 130. Must be one 30. Must be one 30.

Because I get my dick sucked every day at 1.30. As soon as the young and the restless boy. Oh, shit. He get hanged every time Sanford's, come on. If they're f-th-d-da-l-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-m. I don't, I mean, it's not a surprise. That's my last boyfriend before him was older too. And he passed.

No, he's not. So you're saying the older one that you keep up with you. Are they the only one that's stable enough? But wait a minute. What if she just, what if she a young lady with old pussy and all niggas get it and be like, this shit, I've been looking. I ain't had no pussy like this. She got that one of four.

She got that walking dead. She got that walking dead pussy right there. Yeah. She got that walking dead pussy. They're crazy. And the old dude see it be like, oh. Huh? He won't know thing back. Oh, I don't have this pussy.

He's got that before. Oh, huh. That's a silver rats pussy. Oh, shit. Hey, man. This is the 85 South show. This podcast is for niggers who still like Gucci with the houndy. Yes.

Most definitely. No, that's exactly who we come in for. Chinas who love silver rats. Don't listen to none of what they're saying. Tell these people that, hey, you ain't had to do none of that shit to get in the will. All you had to do is be you. Be yourself. But if it's not Drew, please tell them what they would do to get in the wheel.

He was asleep. He liked it for me and nothing he wanted to do. I didn't ask him to do it. He said, I'm gonna put you in the world. Everybody went to sleep, she was like, put me in the will. She was in the wheel. She was like, put me in the will. I said, I like Mill Smith movies.

Hey, we gotta ask you this, nigger. Let's go meet some ladies who are gonna watch a show and be like, hell, how should get in the wheel? I can't. What you got to do to get in the wheel? Be yourself. Be yourself. Be yourself.

What is that mean? I don't know. I've been being in, he ain't nobody gave me shit. Man, whispering his ear when he sleeps. I've been being. I've been being myself. I ain't even in a bitch. Just like you said.

She started to put his hands out there. I'll be doing it. What do you have? Go on number two. Excuse me. Well, I want to put you in a lot of serious. And he came home and refused one. For some reason, I got to put you in the wheel.

I got to put you in the wheel. Now, I want you to look at it. Look at it while I do it because you know my eyesight ain't. He came home on some serious shit. Now, baby, Belle, we need to talk. I ain't always going to be here. What you're going to do when I leave? I want you to have a fountain.

Man, that's too funny. I just thought about some shit. What if that's him right now? We didn't even ask if that was him. What if that's him? That could be him right there. We don't know. He didn't listen to good.

She's thinking he's hearing that. Hey, girl, fuck the podcast. You don't do podcast, boom-mo. Fuck the podcast. You don't need podcasts. You in my will. I'll get your own podcast. I get your own podcast.

Hey, no, we live, though. funny. Put me in the will. I can see that right now. New movie coming out soon. It's called Pumetewil. Starring Sheneika Adams and Morgan Freeman. And Danny Glover.

Oh, my God. And Red Fox re-inocerated. It's all right. We're going to get it. That was not the word I was looking at you here. When I said it, that was not the word I was looking for. This nigga just said the first word he could think of. Recycle.

They see the type of nigga walk in. Niggins precipitation. That was not the word I was looking for when it came out. Refurbished. Oh. No, the world knows. No, he wanted reincarnated. That's what it was.

I had to re-end part right. But when the car came out, I was like, it went another way. Yep. I went left. So, shinnika, you basically straight for about the next 50 years. I mean, that's what it's about Here in the future, man Okay

But you're right on your own though Tell these people But I'm saying 45 Unless you did something else to get there Like, I really run up I have a business No yeah, that's awesome That's awesome that you

I've been in business for four years On your feet when he's sick And you need a commercial? No You sure? Oh you mean like video Oh yeah I'm saying we'll whip up a commercial

Easy for you We know you got that money Just like We do that It's gonna be like Give us one pair of shoes. One, all, that's all. Chinika Adams.

I can see it now. Is your bitch baldhead? Does she have band for her spouse? Oh, my God. You should call Shanika Adams weave a wig, imporium because we can get some eyebrows.

It's a porthory area. She got a moisture area called wig and weeds. Does your bitch have dandruff? I can't know. Oh, man. Is your daddy over, got money? Oh, Shanika. Are you a bad bitch that's just somebody

1-800, but me in the will. Why are you so against that? Like, I'm just curious. What's your real problem with that? Do you understand that these niggins was... Bigger, my dad, oh, fuck as you're talking about? If you were in my dad, how old, we both would be fucking you. You're talking about.

I'm like, man, my dad don't know what the fuck to do with these buss. Oh, my God. You're stupid, shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? You got to hit it like that, you got to bite your bottom-in-law. I don't know, man. What the fuck you know this, dude? Yeah, fuck of my dad.

This in no way represents what the 85 stars No, D.C. Young Platt is his own Interim. Yes, yes, definitely. Definitely. His views and opinions do not reflect the views and opinions 85s have sure. Any of his... My dad died when he

ate something. How old are you, Eugenie? I'm 27. We got me... We 24. Ain't old going to be fucking my daddy. I don't want you. You hate it. We both fucking are. What do you say? That's the root of it. Like, what? That's the

too old. He's not old. Again, that's what I prefer. He must be 50 living weights and shit. He doesn't. He's been in there with a three-pound. He's going to show up. For real.

He'll make it pull up. He'll pull up in that new old day. Man, he's going to pull up in the mall to handicap bus. He's going to have to let his head up. He's going to let all the way down to the curve. They got to get down and pull out. You was going to catch this shit either way. You could have.

Oh, he was going to catch this shit. You've been met outside, and then they can pass, and you got the money. Mission leaving. That's what's going to happen? Hold on. What was I going to say? I forgot just that quick. Okay, IG.

Fatal attraction. Tell these people out, man. Separate the fact from the fiction. Because you made it happen on the IG. Oh, you turned up. Yeah. The porn was crazy. I don't know what you're talking about.

What porn? Don't listen to him. I'm not listening to him. I ain't taking nothing to say as personal. I'm not taking anything that you're saying personal. I feel good. You feel like that good you want to try to insult me? I'm not insuring you, man.

I apologize on air. No, you don't have to apologize to don't insult me. You don't. Like, you're not going to do that because I'll leave. Like, I don't have to- I was just playing. No, that's not cool. Don't sit here and try to insult me.

Like, I'm, you know what I mean? Like, seriously. I run a business. I have, right, and I don't need to. to still take it for me I'm just talking of shit It's what comedians do

It's cool but I don't do that All right Because I have a lot of other positive things So I know You can ask me about that My dope's not Yeah

But that's not funny But on the lighting though I'm happy to be bad Me too And that's what we call it I know that shit It was crazy The computer went on

I don't even Hey man Man what we drank it Clay Fuck you guys Yeah I won I got this 1738 If anybody voted

You mowed You mowed and welcome to it I won't I won on the low. Yeah. You're fucking crazy, man. If we had any medical professionals out here

I mean, if you, like, no, honestly, for real, I would hope that one day when your daughter gets older, then nobody does her that way. She's going to be a hustler. You're making fun of something you don't know anything about, but I would hope that someday that doesn't have to be a child. I ain't going for that shit. I don't care.

I ain't going to that shit. No, I ain't nobody going to insult. All right. No. All right. No, you're making fun of something. You don't know nothing about. And like I said, I would hope that someday...

My daughter's straight. She's not sick figures already. Don't do her that way. Oh, my God. I won. Shut out, bro. America. I was that bullshit.

This is what a comedian. I don't find that funny. I already apologize. I'm not eating. I'm sorry. Good night. Good night. Do the, pause for technical difficulties.

technical difficulty. Hey, on behalf of the show, I apologize. All right, appreciate you. I don't get a fool. I don't like old, nigga, bitch. It's, it's my opinion. You're not. Don't disrespect to old people.

You feel me? Hey, man, this shit is popping, man. We're back. My motherfucker lead. She is. You can't take the heat. Nobody gets it, babe. Sit yourself up.

Come on, man. We're here. You can't, everybody, everybody don't know where we, where we be with the comedy, so you can't, you can't, you can't come at them like. I ain't come at them like that, but you know, it's fun. I mean, once you felt it, you got to, you got to. I said I was sorry. No, but then you came back.

What I came back with? I don't know, but we got to take it. I don't get a bunch of shit, my friend. But that's what I'm saying. I'm not, that's somebody that we know. I told I was just playing. Yeah, she's a friend of the show. She's a friend.

I was about apologize. Bro. But then you can't talk to shit, though. Everybody was talking shit. He just pinpointing me. Not, but you was... He came in with the put me in the wheel. That was hilarious.

That went over the top. That was crazy. We'll stop it there. All right, we'll stop it there. We'll show that the movie on the wheel. That was hilarious, though. I wasn't trying to get up on the skin, but I want to get the real deal.

we said that she wanted man everybody ain't gonna give real deal we got realized everybody gonna give they uh moose bush and I didn't I didn't brother

this wasn't really insulting bro I'm never this but you can't get you don't get to say what people are gonna be insulted over oh my God I know you guys

are not getting sensitive on me you guys you added you add it both of you guys hold up hold up in this suit

no in this dude fuck no we're not going to say shit that they got nothing to do with what we're not going to here and say this shit was just all me. And this pot of stew, you came and add a little salt. I don't eat stew.

You came and add a little pepper. Uh-uh. I just turned it up. I'm over here drinking fed or what? Oh, you added pepper. Hey, man. Matter of fact, you added more than salt. You added salt.

No, I didn't. Season salt. Lemon pepper. Whoa. Put me in the real. Wait a minute. First of all, first of all, if I did add salt, I did so tastefully.

It was just a little bit to taste. It was a little bit. To get you right in. The wheel was a little bit. It was a little bit. But put me in the wheel was also like you forgot something. That was, once he found that you was sprinkling salt to get it. That nigga, grabbed the salt.

I was like, nigga, we put it out in it. Oh, we salted. And it wasn't not salt. Because when I realized, wait, when you put the salt in it, that shit tastes it good. I was like, put me in the well. We got to serve this to everybody. Look, Chinika Adams, look, I apologize on behalf of the 85 child, so. Me too.

We'll have our people reach out to you. Yeah. This nigga. Chad, where were you? Where were you, Chad? Maybe you could have ended it with the PowerPoint presentation. Nobody scrolled in the shit with haywire, man. I had to step back the motherfucker.

I told you, we need a laser, bro. When you left everything went out the window. Jesus. Everything is good. People put the camera on me. How you know? Mr. Nick Adams. I apologize.

No, wait. Don't even let them know we resetting. We're not reset. This ain't even the same day. Oh, I did. Put the beep on that bitch. I apologize. I said I apologize.

Can you deal with DC today? Yeah. Fat man, what's up, bro? Man, what's up, bro? What's your... We're trying to push up with something. What a blunt that? You got a boy?

We need to... Can we reset? Oh, okay. Yeah, we need to... I tell you with it. I can smoke quick. 80. Five, 85, hide, hi.

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