The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Happy Thanksgiving (The Leftovers Episode) | Ep. 52

Episode Date: November 25, 2016

We couldn't switch the game up and not give y'all your Friday fix. The crew is back with another fan favorite B. Simone. #ThisPodcastIsFor everybody eating they 3rd leftover take home plate so they don't have to cook this weekend. Download, subscribe and share! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, no. Oh, they beat. Stupid. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five.

Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Because the black lives matter. That's a man. Oh,

85. You ain't got to cut. Black lives matter. Oh, 85. Oh, 85. Because if you don't, they're going to kill you when you done. So, like, I saw Carlos hop up at a fashion show. I said, I don't, it's damn near like, God given the way you kept that crowd entertained.

You can't learn that. Just improv off the top of your head to make, I'm like, I would have been up there like, why is the chicken cross the road at this point? People just looking at him, like, he was just after, he's like, I want me to keep going. Okay, five more minutes, just kept talking. No awkward silence. I'm like, that is hard to do. That is difficult.

Me is like, how do you think of shit that fast? Right. They're the best. They're really like the best in the country. DC too, quick on your toes. Yeah, DC's pretty amazing too. I'm standing. You were in that.

You ready, man. I'm ready. You ready. That's great. Hey, man. It feels good to be back. My birthday, man, I got more fucking leaving this shit. This shit feel good, right.

Ah, come on, baby. I still got it. You want to sit by here? I still got it. I can't sit in the middle. I don't want to be on the end. It's part of the show. I'm not a gay.

I hope. I get to get laid. Look at the nigger who come in who's like he didn't do nothing. I hope. I get to bed.

I know y'all are so mature. Oh, that was so nice. I get some head later on. No, what did you say? I said y'all are mature when I'm like, y'all, you should have said that. I said they said what they said, of course. Or when it got real? No, you just got to say it a certain way, man.

Muffer don't eat fish. Like, if it look like fish, they got to fry it up and prepare it. You got to tell them it's far, thar, my nigga. There you go, man. You got to. But did I not apologize the first time y'all? Yeah, but then you said, I won. Are you like, I don't give a fuck?

You're like, I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck after an apology. He's like, I'm sorry that I won. He said I won. No, no, no, no. I said I won, you did, you did. On the microphone, nigga, wasn't on the load. Like six times.

He said it again. I won. Eighth five. 85 85 85 5 That's what she gave at

He let the first one survive He tried to act like it was like Like He won Let's get back in this Be Simone guy Who are you at tonight Woo

I'm at 11 What? You want me to come in there and throw a check Yeah I do How long was to come in there and throw a check? 1145. No, it's on a trip with it.

Musonix. Oh, send us some money. For real. Move that shit. You ready? We ready? I like 12. Okay.

But you want to get out of here, huh? Okay. I don't blame you. I want to leave, too. You had a 9045 tonight? A lot of people want to leave. To Tuesday? What's going on tonight? It's just, you know, it's an event for Campsgiving, my bro.

For real? He had a concert. He does stuff every Thanksgiving. He hasn't been doing that for a little minute, man. I might fuck around, man. I like smoking weed. I like getting high. Hey.

I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Bitches walking out. Bitches pulling up. Hey. I'll apologize. And then I say, I don't give up for a crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man.

I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I said, I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. Bitches want to fight me. That's that shit I like. Hey, man, this is no longer the 85 South show.

This isn't an inhibition for DC Youngblood. Yes, it is. What about this time. Hey, man, welcome back to the fucking 85 South show. Man, that ain't happened. That ain't happened. That ain't happened. Watch the magic of gross production, you fuck, niggas.

Guess who we got a hit? The Ed is a bitch. Just what we got in here. Who? That's who we got in here though. Guess who we got it here though. Yeah. Hey, we got miss a moan.

Hey, we got piece of a moan. Be it's a mouth. Big miss a mouth. Bit eyes. In the building. You got a dead eyes. That's in the building. When that's the building.

Ever since the first one said that I made up that song, I feel like I have to have them out every time I come. Thank you. Well, we glad. That's what the people expect. Look at her tennis, y'all. The obligation. She put on a smaller bra.

That's the whole tennis can poke out. And one more round to applause for both titties. Yeah. Man, work, man. Can you see her at work? Yeah. Yeah. Be Simone, how you been?

The mixtape is coming soon? Danway. Danway. Mm-hmm. Okay. Danway is dropping? Yep. We got a title.

I know the title. I changed it. Oh, you changed it too. I don't know yet. Oh, man. You ain't changed it's still what it was. It's in the process of being changed. Yeah.

Before I was, I'm not, what is? I swear I'm not a rapper. Yeah, swear I'm not a rap. There you were. You ain't heard the mixtape? I heard some of it. I heard that 45 seconds with the light on the front. A snippet.

That's what I heard. Oh, that's not on the mixtape. That's free style. You said it was on the mixtap. I'm suing you. You're going to get, I had accepted that shit. I was like, I don't want to hear the other boy. But now it's like, now I know it ain't a mix.

He's dropping. You're good? Oh, yeah. Okay. What are you talking about? The mucats. Oh, yeah. You gotta understand, man.

This is a chest. It's in general. I have a chest. And it's like stuck in the test. I'm just coughing, but ain't nothing coming up. Every blue moon he does. Man, get you some music next, man. You got a music next man in your chest.

You've seen the commercials? He's got luggage and everything. He's probably doing a party with guacamole. And little friends and shit playing salsa music right in your chest. He's going to be in that thing. You take the musician. What the hell? Fuck you me.

Brain, that muc is here, but, man, get up out of me. See, that music next, we just did y'all a favor. That's a commercial. Right. And we'd be real. Re promo? I love a free. A little. We didn't think you was coming back.

We down show you. What that nigga had to say, dude? You was all in love y'all. Y'all was in the kid and kissing and shit. A nigga with no face. Oh. Wait a minute, wait a minute. All these dudes don't have no faces.

Oh. They like the neighbor of home improvement. I used to hate that shit. I'd be like, man, that nigga going to show his face one of these days. As soon as you post your nigger, a girl's going to try to find out who he is. And go. That's the problem. You're going to say shit.

But he tried to talk to me. Don't get to just to be lying. Maybe lying like him. A lot of the time. If your pussy's good, you ain't I worry about that? Most of the time. No, that's irrelevant.

I'm not going to show him when that buddy can't be in my name. Hey, ladies, if a girl ever tell you I tried to talk to in that bitch lying, I tried to fuck. That's what I tried to do. I ain't going to have my name out here, bed. I tried to talk to a motherfucker.

Real talk. Hey, who tried to talk to somebody and didn't succeed? My words got stuck. What the fuck are you talking about, man? If you tried to talk to somebody, you did. Now, whether or not they acknowledged you, that's different.

Hey, bitch, you see me? She heard you. They always try to say a nigger tried to talk to him. They'll never tell you when. This shit was in six, seven, eight grade. I didn't even know what- I asked for your pencil, bitch. I didn't even know what bitches was really about yet.

I hate when you see a girl and then she's like, I would talk to you, but you try to talk to my friend. You're like, who your friend is? She pulled up a picture of a bitch you ain't never seen before. Like, bitch, when did y'all have a time to lie and said that I tried to talk to you? Because girls be doing that. Like, girl, he is so fun.

He's trying to talk to me. That's all the friend. You know what? You don't know what, though. I'm like, girl. This is him. Watch his thing. What do you say?

What do he say to me? What do he say when he tried to talk to him? He didn't talk to him. And he got in normal. Don't he even following me. He said, watch what he tried to talk to me before he did. I appreciate you being. But see, y'all idea of a nigger trying to talk to you was fucking.

Yeah, exactly. If the nigga say hi, he tries to do. Now, what's up? Now, what's up? Yeah, you can tie your shoe laces. Oh my God. He tried to talk to me. Damn, Nick, I'll pay.

I got my license. I got a boyfriend. Yeah, with my friends in the hall. I got your dress in the door. Oh, hey, little boy. Oh, my God, no, you're trying to talk to me. Like, bitch, no, you're going to walk around to make a left and your neck will get stuck.

Stupid-ass bitch. I like that. See, that's what we have in the intervention for, right? the intervention phone right there right I hate don't at home you be like mama hey little mama your drink like I hate to make that live

your neck on this stuff you're stupid man you say the most offensive shit that shit be like sometimes I don't been in no situation where I'm like just being helpful like hey your baby

you're trying to save kids like your baby on our 7 Why are you on aisle six? Like, hey, but in a little mama, that's your son? Get your kid. Oh, shit. And the little motherfucker going to be at somebody

it's his dude. Why you keep playing? That's crazy that you said that baby shit, because I was flying home the other week from a show. And this lady, this big old lady was sitting on the aisle seat, right? Oh, man. And I was sitting in the middle, and then the little boy had the window seat.

I was like, damn, I'm going to grow. I was supposed to have this window seat. She had another little baby, and she was breastfeeding. And she was like, don't look at my teddy. I'm like, bitch, it's on my shoulder. Oh. She told you not. You can not look at it and I put a whole big ass one of them titties that sit on top of the stomach.

It was like a titty machine. You can breastfeed anywhere. Do you know that? I know, but if you put a titty on me like this close, you can't say I can't look at it. But let me be grown and need some breast milk. Right. For my nourishment and survival. He's still a girl boy.

She's a pervert. Neal, just said, no. No, I'm not a hawk a dish. Breast milk. Would you breastfeed, dumb man, piece of him off? He tried to type me. That the nigga die, bitch. Can you put your penny in his mouth?

Oh, that's gross. For real? What does breast milk? It depends on what you've been drinking. Really? Yep. Breast milk. Yes, it is.

You're breaking up fruit. It's going to taste like strawberry quick. Like some sweet-ass patron. What are it going to taste like? Strawberry quick. You know you're burning in there and stirring around. This would be the perfect time to be like, Breast milk.

Come out and play. Oh, man. Slapped at me some breast milk. Be small, you need a bigger braw, be. If you're going to have a weird DM, bro. Your deal is going to be weird to the mug. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.

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Why are you cook? Micron cheese, angry. All right. We have Thanksgiving in a while. Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What you say?

I can only eat alcohol food. Dr. Stevie's diet. Dr. Cicely. That's battering. Dr. Cibb. You stay on some bullshit, man. No, seriously. Alcohol.

Our body are made of alcohol. My body is made or no alcohol. My body is drinking alcohol. With livers and cayenne pepper in it. Now you find this other nigg. and change your diet. Fuck you, you're talking about Dr. Seabies? He says, mucous is the only disease.

That's him. That's what he said. He killed him because he came up with a year for AIDS. What's what I'm saying? He's saying. He said that. You're not going to tell me what he did not say. I know he said the shit.

Who? He can be having the information, too. You eat acolyte. But he smoked weed and fall asleep so he'll just wake up and put the rest of it. Yeah, bitch, if me eat beats, you'll be talking about a salem man. What the fuck, please? I really want to tell the people that are. So you got to take ingredients about

He said milk is the only disease. No, you don't check ingredients. There's only certain things that are alkaline. What the fucking alkaline? Like the level, like, okay, water. Like water is like a zero and FD is like an eight. You want to get stuff that's like an eight, nine.

Okay, but explain that's what alkaline is. Like, you get the feeling, okay? If you don't feel alkaline, then I can't make you. It's the way you feel. Even you're an alkaloid or you're not. Much love to all my niggas that's eating what the fuck they want to eat and ain't even worry about to be bad

If you know how to have the alcohol If you're not, if you're not an alkaloid That's what the problem is Because you're not from the 13th dimension And you haven't even expanded your mind With utmost parameters I'm not to Google the word Yeah

What the fuck is wrong with y'all? I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm an asshole if, if, I want to be no, because I want to know. I will not, I will not be disrespected. Fuck, Bissimon. Hey, hey, Bissimo, B, Simone. The alcohol, people, you know what, if you're going to talk about my people. Hey, Bissimo.

Time out, hold the shit up. Oh, you broke it. You broke it. I think she don't do it. Oh, my goodness. What is it right here? Yeah, she got it in their hand Yeah

You and the radius You and D.C. would have to square the fuck up No, I wasn't that, do it? Oh, sure. Sorry, guys. If you don't have the afloid in the 13 dimension? No, look, look. The radius of alcohol is 3.14?

Raise the definition in DC, dang. Yeah, read it. The definition of alkaline. The Alkaline are the double A batteries, the AAA batteries? It can't be. found food? Let me see the shit.

What is it? What is it? No, you read. There we go. Only women care about pH balance, because your shit is awesome. All right, listen, man. It basically means they got a pH greater than seven. Look at Chad.

Tad pulled up Achila in the beat. That ain't what it is. It ain't a keel in the beat. This is a motherfucker in here, man. That's a motherfucker to Akale. So, okay, guys, I challenge you guys the month of December, all the way up into the New Year's, to the New Year's, go alkaline or go home.

Okay, what is it again, read it again? Be Simone, you're going to really promote that shit on the holiday that everybody eat everything. That's why people are dying. No, it's dying because of other shit. My nigga, you're not going to come on the Thanksgiving episode until the niggas not to eat Thanksgiving. Y'all can get the fuck out of here.

You're having a pH value greater than seven. No, this is the Thanksgiving episode. Much love all the aunties and the kids. Now, you know, when they fucked up by making the word, when they use the word in addiction. in the definition. Like, what that mean? It's the thing that in Aeslai.

Have the properties of an Aekely. Like, they don't even know. Yeah, when they use the word that the word is made up of to define it. Yeah, no, I know. You highlighted it. Having P.H.

How you greater than seven? Niggins the definition. I'm not going to this stuff like, hey, my nigga, my P.H. I need something over five. Hey, fans, better, alkaline. So the only thing you can eat on the alkaline diet is vegetables, fruit,

herbal teas, grains, It's nuts seeds. I got some nuts. That's it. I got some nuts for you. So what do you go have, chestnuts and sugar plums? You're going to eat real Christmas shit. Wallnuts.

Yeah. From the songs. I hate walnuts. If you go on the stove, especially you got them A-Rabs, you be like, hey, man, with the accolines. Are you looking for batteries? Like, no, motherfucker. It's what he going to give you?

Triple A's. Okay, we don't have to talk about it. Hey, it's my nigga. Y'all, he happy as full. Tell them for what sort, Chad. Hey, you see that thing? Come on, man. Lieutenant.

Yeah. Chad got a game to coach you after this, man. He's responsible for a youth soccer team, man. He's trying to break. He's a seahawks. Y'all stupid as fuck. He's blowing today. Hell yeah.

He's glowing. He ain't acolyne. Yep, he did. He's eating alkaline. You're blowing. You eating alkaline. See, that's all you got to do, dude. Teller she looks on the line.

That's not alkaline. You can't go to sleep in the dog. Oh, okay. No, I haven't. That's dick a line. Diceline. How long is that? I think you in line

If you're out of lying That's big got you glowing I remember last time we thought when we were shooting the movie You were like I was sell a big for a year So how long it's been How much was you selling it for? Shut up

Oh yeah you did that How much was what? You were selling it No last time you was here you would sell a bit Right Last time you was here It's not me you guys As you can see

It's not me, you guys They take turns, man They do Once I add there It's like It's a ghost When I live when I did TTC

I'm gone I'm like I didn't even I just add it I add it I add it It's a ghost Now you be focusing

on the wrong thing I'd be trying to bring you back No word about what they say He said He said dick the line He said selling it And what's I said Yeah

Dick in your butt I'm done Yeah That's the line You keep more than know Where the line is right there. That's what a line is. Yeah, balls in your face, sticking your ass, you bitch.

He'd be looking at the line as he walked over. What a lie at right here? Fuck that line. It's making me the motivation. I was like, ooh, man. I wish I would say that. Sell a bitch. You got to take what you're doing for your own shit.

Then I come here, all right. Bitch, I'm done, D.C. You see what you did? You always got to penetrate. That's what I'm saying. The line stop at penetration. You got to be impenetration. You got to be impenetement.

Okay. That's what you want to be. Okay. I'm trying to learn that to hurt people feeling. You just have to know who you can and who you can with. You've got to know who you can penetrate. See? See? Permission to penetrate. See? And also give a big of Ligal.

See? You call her a bitch. You ain't half to. You're wasting bitches. You just out here just wasting bitches. I think everybody get like three bitches. But you do use like 99. It's like because I got a T-go. I just say, you know. From here on out, from here on out, from here on out on this show,

we're going to have a bitch bank. We're going to have 15 bitches per episode. It don't matter what the ladies do. Yes, and if we go above it. We can be like, this is sister Betsy Jackson from third missionary rock. Yeah, this bitch go to church. I don't give a fuck about nothing. I don't, bro.

I don't. I don't. I don't care about me. Why care now? I don't have feelings. No, they do care about you. Because you've got fans, you got people to watch the show, so they care about it. And they just want you to keep producing.

shit. That's all they want Yeah, they just want to be like, hey, I ain't gonna love, boy, the episode that I'm gonna fuck walk, no, oh, that's a glass. They're gonna never forget, no. Hey, your fans do talk to you fucking up. Like 85 South fans fucked up, but your people be like. They're gonna dick come to me in person. Hey, ugly ass, nigga.

Yeah. Ha ha! Come on over here, bring stupid ass over here. That dumb-ass outfit you got. I was in an airport. I was looking at that nigga like, hey, nigga, what did you want to do? And they're trying to fight you? Listen, I'm in the airport.

It's like full fucking. in the morning, nigga. It's a working airport, niggas, I'm tired and shit. I'm trying to go straight home. Niggins say, hey, D.C. Boy, you're ugly hell in the morning. I'm like, nigga. In the morning, bro. In the morning. I see,

professional, motherfuckett. Be unprofessional. You know, the dudes who be in the valet. We at the fucking nice-ass hotel. Yes, sir. You're going to have you with your bag. Soon as we pull up with fly. Get your mustache out of the car. Dirty-footed-ah, boy. It's like a nigga willing to wish his whole dog.

Just to get this shit. I'm talking about they let me Hey, his manager be right behind it. Excuse me? What did you just say? D.C. Bring that ass here, boy. Oh, that's D.C. your flight. Never mind.

The whole stuff. I love it. You nasty ass. Negro you. That shit is hilarious, bro. Like, they do that shit all the time. Like, motherfuckuckuckuck was shaking in the hotel. Everybody from behind the counter

came from behind the counter. Like, this bitch and foote was just looking like. She's like, yeah, we'll get back to you in a minute, Mr. Johnson. Come on. You work at the real side. Take advantage, man. If they, if they give you that, just go behind the counter.

Check yourself in. Hey, man. Hey, man, we go have to put some satirize on that microphone. Put a condom on that mic. Cover that mic up. I ain't talking to this motherfucker with no condom on. Put a sock on it. That, my boy, we're poking out that little part.

Yeah. I'm talking this. Yeah. beep. That nigga coughed up last week's ass. What's wrong with you? Like, ah!

He turned a chance to have a I had like the nigga all on that Friday when they were dealing. He turned in the Tasman and devil. I'm a Paul. You ain't a little Paul.

You're just a nigga that's here. I didn't even know what a Paul was and I read. I what the fuck he thought about here? Paul. Man, what y'all looking forward to this Thanksgiving, man? Man, I'm fucking with the fried turkey. Definitely going to be getting half behind the house.

Oh, man. Shout out to everybody who smoked something. Shout out to everybody who wait for that one ingredient that somebody left so you can ride to the store and smoke that blunt with your cousin on the way to get that shit. Go get some of rent-a-new. Oh, you got damn right. I knew somebody forgot the goddamn cranberries, and then you go. You always got to go get some cranberries, so nobody ever remembers that shit.

Cranberry got to ask them. Add that I'll have to take. The cranberry? Y'all ever had the real kind? Like, my mom make the real corn. He'd be chopped up little cranberries and it's good. My mom was real cooked. She was gourmet.

Damn. Yeah. Damn, you chitted on everybody's Thanksgiving. I didn't even know it was possible to make cranberry sauce unless you was a fucking magician or shit. But then this thing said his mom was making cranberry sauce from Scrant. With the chopped up cranberries. She just made her.

Go they fucking turkey with. Fuck this. Fuck it. Oh, made cranberry sauce. I like that hundred-big hamburger sauce. I like that honey. That is good. That should be turp.

Maybe I'd do a song about the ham. One time I ate all the crust off of us. We fucking with that ham. Hey, we fucking with that. Honey bay, ham. Hey, we fucking with that ham, son. Honey bay, ha. We're about to go ham, son.

We're about to go ham, song. Ham on episode. We ain't talking about those spam song. Ham on episode. We don't really give a damn show. Ham on episode. I don't know that pussy, about to fuck up the ham

With the pineapples on the side Honeybay, ham We'd be fucking with the ham Hey, honey bay, hand We be fucking with the ham We be fucking with the ham Oh, honey babe, hey Oh, love, bitch, I know that I know fucking turkey

We don't like that dry shit I want some ham Oh, you a lie, bitch, that. Ain't no ham. Ham ain't bite, ditch. Oh, man, who do the fuck, don't do the night, bitch. I like that.

She's gay. She ain't cause of the ham. She's gay. Hamby big like pussy, old. Hamby, and you should know that. Hamby big like pussyro. You should know that. The hamby big like pussy's old.

You should know that. That ham Oh, the ham, ham It'd be pink like the pussy You should know that Oh my god I said I'm talking about the ham I said we fucking with the ham

We are about to go ham What honeybay Hell Real niggas in the space Honeybay house You should not have fun Hey, his ham and his honey bake. How much money make?

Go pick the ham up. Yeah, damn, how it tastes. Yo. Yeah, it tasting great. You know, it up for leftovers. Eating ham. All that other shit is steps over. I see, hold.

That ham be good as fuck with it bone in it. It'd be pink like pussy, buddy, got a bone in it. Honey bake ham. I'm about to place my order. Got, ma'am. Put up smelling like some weed with your dog I need two of them Matter of fact, make it three

Honey baked ham About to make some sandwich is for me Ooh, guess me on the 26 We're super straight Got about eight or nine slices of ham On my face Talking about the I don't want no black and pee

I don't want no motherfucked suit I just want some hell Hide down, don't spell What the fuck? Why is my name Putty holding my daughter up Hold up Hell no

Where to fuck the hell man Put some on my plate Got damn I can't stand there You know we're up In this bitch Hold it I ain't gonna eat no ow if you got The roachies

Hey On my place Steve He married in the family I didn't want to beat his sad Last shit and the money sure you hit her ass again we gonna slap your way nigger quit prana brian be fucking with the ham we be about to go ham hey we're about to go ham

we don't really give a damn hey all right we be fucking with the ham you should know Man, if money back ham don't send us You're retarded You're talking You're gonna be some white people They're like I don't know what the fuck they're saying

but this shit is catchy I like that We be fucking with the ham We be fucking with the ham We're sitting there snap that sort of plate With that shit in the back We be fucking with the ham

Hey We be fucking You're talking We're ham No No No No

You should know that. Hey, but we ain't hating on no good turkey, but if your turkey ain't good. What are you doing, man? Not if they do it right. See, motherfuckers don't know about brining. If you ain't brine your turkey, don't talk to me. What is that?

See, that's what you got to do. Brinning is what make tick-fil-A chicken taste delicious. What is brining? Okay, so that's when you've soaked the chicken in salt and sugar and water and the other spices. Then you're soaking in there long enough, so all they get in the meat, the salt and the sugar break down the...

It causes cholesterol. Listen to me, Ms. Alcala. Okay? You little Alconaut. Alconauts. She got a ringed aconauts. The Alkanauts are here. The Alkanauts are here.

Every time somebody picks and green meat. The Alconauts are here. Meanwhile, at Aquanat headquarters. All right, y'all are going to be old to sick, and I'm a beach. Fucking do it. No. E. Simone has all the alkaline. Because every time I eat.

We have to destroy her. We must destroy her. We have the alkaline. We have nothing. I am so sick of the alcoholics. Let's feed her some hell. Feed her ham. Polygreens.

The definition of the shit is, say, water saturated or strongly impregnated with salt. Yeah. Nigger, this is a freaking shit. Niggas got the fuck the turkey and water boys to be good. So you put it in there right, but You've got to get a big enough thing to brine your turkey. But brining makes the shit so good.

But if you brine it too long, it's going to be way too salty to eat. But if you brine it perfect, it's going to be perfect. You don't need no salt, and the salt going to actually be it. So that's what my uncle was doing when he was in there with the turkey. He was in now brining that morgue. Man, no, he was grinding. I'm like, what the hell you doing? I'm brining the turkey, baby.

You got to put the extra season in it. Oh, up, up, that is. You was wondering why he had the turkey in the bathtub with a bra on. That is so fucking girl. This nigga bride in the hell out that turrets. He's like, dad is, sure. Who's the turkey? He's ready.

Like, hell, no, that's damn. Impregnated with so. Impregnated. Did you see the word they chose? Man, that's the word they chose. Not in hell. Or dished in it's impregnated. It's in all the way in there.

That means something got to come out. It's a part of it now. Something got to squirt out. Hey, man. Hey, I was for real shit. This is by one of the dumbest comments. I have ever seen. What is that?

This is a podcast is for big bitches that are eat the feeling out of a hot pocket because they're trying to lose weight. The trans can't be full of them hollow-ass crust and boo- I love you fed hoars.

Yo. That's a real knicker right now. Yo, you know what? The specific I don't even know the right word. I feel like he was talking about he lived that life. He lived off.

He dead lived there. Like, how you get that feeling out of the hot pocket? Because they're trying to lose weight. This is suck the guts now. I can't have no cause. She's squeezing out like a degris like it's a yogurt. Like a goger.

They got a goger hot pot. What's the drinks? Cabriza. Hey, this nigga done figure, nasty. This is that this podcast for niggins that are too tired to do laundry so they whip out the frieze on their ass and cause it. Come on, stop, man. This man, get the ringworm. Man.

No, I don't do it no more, but I don't. I don't. I do it because I smoke weed But that's different When your shit dirty No When you put that sweatshirt on You start itching immediately

Why I feel like some shit Crawling on me Watch that shit My mom had used to put blood powder on my shirt Yeah Why you smell like strawberry Keeley name you that Hey but at least you picked

Strawberry Kui I used to get the baby powder That shit I did too Muffin smell like You've been changing diapers all day What the fuck you do I'm working at a day

Don't ask me no more questions You smell like a new ad car Anonymous media This podcast is the niggas who asks You ain't got no dog do you Before they come over to your crew That's real I feel like we need to address that

Like I feel like if you got the dog You shouldn't be inviting people over you Especially if that motherfucker on list I hate a motherfucker like Oh he ain't a right But he's dead trying to keep on stash He ain't going to be there Y'all know what's funny

Y'all know what's funny I bet you I was I was at, hey, look, I was at a barbecue one time. You're bleeding. It's where you're lit. It's just taking from time to time. You're dying.

I was at a barbecue one time. This pit bull came from behind the fence. Like, he was chewing his way through the fence. Nobody was doing nothing. Like, I was looking at the shit, and this motherfucker was squeezing his head through. Like, he was, like, coming out. Like, he was being bored.

And nobody was doing that. I was like, hey, uh, hey. And the dude was like, it's not my dog. I was like, you don't care? Nobody, this motherfucker was coming out that bitch. Like, what the kids had to come get it. I hate that shit. The same thing.

I'm at my brother's house. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. That's a motherfucker. This nigga dog chasing his tail trying to sneak up on himself. Oh, man. I don't have people. I don't talk people to get that dog before I come at house.

And you hear him trying to get it. They're like, hey, come here. Hey, hey, oh, hey, hold up. This is a trip. Whoa. Hey, man, that's the funny and shit, though. Hey, Glock, that's the funny and shit, though. When somebody tried to show you how good they don't grow up, but he ain't listening.

Hey, come here. All right. Well, go ahead. All right. Well, stay there then. Then they're missing shit in a difference. So move, go. Yeah, that me ain't going to lay on.

You see it mean, lay down. I hate what people name their dog, humans's name. Brittany. Nobody does that. What is they do? He'm like, I don't see an Eric. I'm like, you know your dog, Eric? White people be naming

their dog whole process of this. This is Little Lord Funtleroy the third. Please call him Little Lord Funtleroy the third or he's not going to come to you. I'm sick of black girls naming their dogs after shit they won't. This is my dog, Harry Wittles.

Black bitch. You can't even afford it. There's one bitch that dog. they fought loco. I said, all right, bitch. You can just keep him, bitch. Stay with it. Hey. Don't expect me to be impressed with your dog.

Yeah. Like, the shit you like about your dog is because it's your dog. That's the only reason you like that shit. Nobody liked that shit. Look at it. Look at it. Look at him up on people. He jump up on people like that with his paws dirty. Look at it. That's the one that killed me.

Oh, he liked you. You must got a dog. No, motherfucker fucking. I'm scared a dog. I fucking hate dogs. Probably smell this piss. Get it? Because I peed.

This is the 85% of show. We drink red bull out of blue cups mixed with grown folks liquor. I haven't had red cups. Like, since we thought about crazy, we might as well get on crazy. We are, we are a conglomerate. We are a corporation.

And we are an entity. And let them know what we are. We are LLC. Yes, we are. We have our LLC. We're a escort, baby. Hey, you don't even know we fucked around and got a P-O box on these

niggins. Did we? So we can send way through it? I'm sorry. I didn't need to say it out. No, fuck, we did not. Hold on. I meant to ask that off the air. You should have. We got a P-O. That was a joke. Wee shaping it. No, we're not.

Much more than the red bull. Cairns. Let them know we're still supporting the red can. That's the cranberry. This one right here, blueberry one? Oh, my God. They beefing with each other. Oh, my.

The red and the blue. Yeah. Who's one of the best red bull? While you playing, this shit is delicious. I know, the blue one's real good. I just spilt my motherfucking yak all over this bitch. Hey, yacker. Can somebody, why are you wiping it up with paper?

Give me some napkins, please. I just filled the yak during the promo. Is this coming out on Thanksgiving? Yeah, this is Thanksgiving. That's why I shouted out the 70s. Yeah, is that okay? Much love, the Fed and the Remy Boy. Appreciate it.

got us drinking their Fettiwop the day. Which one? You said what? What you say? B. Simone had the napkins in the table. B. Simone, who are the podcast for? I don't know. I never get at that.

No, just do. Who fuck with you? What's your fans do? Your fans don't fuck with the show? They don't fuck with them? You're great. Remember since you did that little boyfriend shit? We were like, the most loyal fans I ever fucking seen.

How many fans you got? Any follows you got on the ground? Um, not that many. What is that? Like 190,000? That ain't a lot. Can you make it so we do club appearances? We're sick of this shit.

Every time we go to the club, we spend more money than necessary. I don't like doing club appearances. I'm trying to sell some of that tummy teeth. Oh, no, it really works. Can you look us up? You got a plug? Can he blends and make you shit? No, I just want to sell it because I've no chubby bitch.

I got my own market. What is called shitty tea? Get up three hours before you have to leave the house to fuck you up when you get in your car. Hey, that's my bitch. Are you shitty enough? If you're not shitty enough, you need to drink this at least once a day.

It'll make you shit seven. That's why they have to go get the appraisal because they're the shit of the mom. Are your pH balancing control? Are you shitting? Are you alkaline? If you were really an alcoholic, you wouldn't be shitting in much.

Akeloid is independent. We must pay. They get them down. Akelo. Yeah. They got one hero on that thing the little sing. We're an Akalo. Uh.

In post, get that, make a cartoon. That should be fun. Like to random that cartoon and link that shit up. We got to be like battering superhero, though. Like, every time I was an Akelo, we turn the batteries in a super hero. We talk to the shit. I don't know what that one finger do, but that's a rock finger.

We can do some shit. I'm like, unfolded. Oh. Oh, my God. Y'all didn't even say shit about Kanye, man. Oh, he got to say that earlier. He's an acaloid. We got to talk.

We got to sense of love to our cousin Kanye. Yeah, man. Nigger went crazy and said he was going to vote with Donald Trump. Wait. He's in the hospital? He's in the hospital? cares about a nigger in the hospital. Hey man, shout of that nigger, man, pray for that nigger.

Nigger, nudge, nought. Nuffed-ass nigger. Dumped ass nymphed off the deep end once again. He's in the hospital for what? Hey, man, wait a minute. See, we forget everybody don't know everything. So, Kanye West, you know, he had a little

breakdown, canceled all his tours, snapped on it. They said, you know, I guess his physical trainer or something was like he was acting a little weird, so they said, come get him. You know, you can't talk about Beyonce. Aluminati will come get you.

Aluminati, what my mind's old and my body. Y'all bullshit. No, trying to get down with them. Y'all motherfuckers on these listen to the rap. All right, I'm sorry. That was proud of you.

Hey, come on, man. If they want me to sacrifice, I got a dog they can have. So you sacrifice a dog? Hey, man. Here you go. You got to get the show shut down. You can't do nothing bad to no dog.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, Godding. How many dogs do you think Michael Vick guy? You should be on your second plate. They let them have dogs again. Yeah. Shut up, buddy. Dog heads over his fireplace.

He's like, yeah, that was a true warrior right there. That was right there. You know, stop, stop, because I rock with Michael Vig. There's no need to bring that shit up. No, that's my nigga, though. On this holiday. He probably listened to it. He's like, what the niggins?

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That is not true. And much love to all the ladies. Pussy look. We've got a pussy lip hanging out the panties right now. You've got big pussy lips. You can't never find panties to fit them big... This for all the ladies who are tired and they pussy go. Which he take her draws off.

Do I get a pussy ex-hally? Hey, much love to all of the ladies with big pussies. Sheesh. Damn. Man. Let me know these with tight head. I got to eat the attention. Damn.

He's talking a cigarette, jeez. He talked like, like Marge Simpson sisters. Say, you really got another smoke. What about the dog on men and black? Damn, be Simone. Those jeans were already tight. Jeez.

Who was that guy you had over here? He was really disrespectful. He was really wrong. He was really wrong. Hey, guy, where you going? Oh, ah, ha. Hey, B, Simone. Servic's won't even speak to me.

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You should call that Dustin guy. He was a nice guy. Really respectful penis. Very nice boy. Me and cervix were playing cards every afternoon when you were talking to the Dustin guy. Okay, D. You don't need me any. anymore, do you? I'm going to sleep, okay?

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I'm going to say, I'm going to say, and the interview. Well, you know, we really need this one. You go in there, and you be as cast magnet as you can be, okay? Show him some charisma. And don't let them know what's going on down here. It's no shave November. Don't let them know.

When the pussy wake up early 7.30, I gotta be me. I gotta be me. I hate all of you. We love you ladies' shit. We love you. What do you say? I got to be me. That's funny.

There's no business, like you're great. You're a good sport. That is hilarious. Come on, me. We can really use another friend. Who's to say you can have two of a three-dictin rotation? Come on. It's not me this time, you guys.

There's a line. I'm back here. I'm not even going over there. Carlos is right here. Carlos over there, like, come on, you guys. Come on, you guys. Guys, you're going to leave me. That's hanging on this one.

That's funny. Oh, man. I've been on this red bull, man. I'm blaming it on this red bull. And what the pussy say in the morning? I gotta be me. Hey, you. I'm going to be saying that shit when I live.

I got to be me. I hate all of you. Oh, ladies. Send me your pussy thing. song. If your pussy has a song, I want to know what it is. Oh, my God, bro. That's hilarious. Your pussy got a song, but we go fuck, no. Hey, then your pussy got a song, but we go fuck now.

But that pussy listen, who got a song, we go fuck, no. What that pussy, listen, dude. What, they say, what? Hey. That pussy said hello, like Gucci and man. Hey, hey. Pussy is a buncher. He's like a good man.

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That pussy. That was real. Hey, that pussy sound like dog. Damn. Oh. I'm in that pussy like dog. Hey. Hey.

I'm in that pussy going on. Hey. Hey. That period make my dick song. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. That's nasty.

That's gross. We're doing the most. First of all, why y'all act like y'all don't be running red lights? Because we don't. Hey, man. I'd be 80 going 80 by a mile to see a real life. It'd be a pirate track, too. I mean, look at that, my bad, my bad, bro.

You good. We got my head on the knee. Y'all were like. Shit. I remember I put to run around and ran through a red light, and I was going raw. Oh, my God. What?

I took it out. I was like, Hey. I don't do that shit, no. Now, now, now. Because the last time I did the shit, I had blood all over me like came from Minnesota to the same. Hey, he looked like DMX on the cover of the album.

Fleshing my flesh. Man, that shit was so crazy. Like, you know how you can knock a bitch on, but she'd be a spotting. No. It was so much blood where I thought it was neat. That's a myth, bro. That's a myth.

I didn't look like the red bull. She knew that shit was on before you got in there. No, and I was like that because I was seen. I was like, yeah. Bro, she's been with their pussy all day. You think a surprise going to happen? No, man. Nobody.

Now, we might be able to push it. it out of mind, but nobody, if a dude say he'd like it, then you're a murderous person. Something's wrong with you. Nobody won't that. Nobody want that afterwards, the aftermath.

No, I know. Huh? Yeah, but I'm just saying, but still, it's that aftermath of, you still got to, you know what I'm saying? I feel like y'all got to be on a certain level of love to be doing shit like that. Just wait. It's only up for a couple days.

What happened? He's going to break some shit. What do you see? This nigga This is our last time here First and last It's been nice, guys We'll see you back

You can't take these niggas Nowhere B. Simone Will you come to the trap again? Yeah, it was so fucking hot But I'll do it again I know, but this is a little better, right? Be Simone, catch us up.

Where the fuck you been? I went to L.A. I had a great trip. I've been, you know, just working on the mixtape. Yeah, do that, whatever you just did. yeah no i was talking to sam i could hear it i can't hear you i'm pretending yes i shot a video in l.a was phenomenal when the video dropping anyway January oh it's actually not a video it's like a short film

give us a little synopsis you get us a little short film i like you i like you i like you tell me you don't try to hold short film we didn't get no audition or nothing what happened Cropped the what? Come on, man. Chocolate nuts? What happened? Are they almonds or peanuts? Have they covered almonds?

Can I have one? Oh, no, it's not alcohol. It came off the ground. I just had pizza. Chocolate ain't. Oh, yeah, that's not alcoholize. You want to get it up out you? I'm not going on right now.

What the fuck is going on right now? I didn't drunk a little bit too much of this Fettipop. You drunk too much Fettip? Because it's 1738. That's the remedy. Hey, hey, you talk it too much. Make you say, hey, what's up below? Speaking of Fettywop, I'm proud of him because he's been on the pop station a lot lately.

We fuck with Fiddywap. He's doing really good. I knew Fettie Wop when he had a flat top. He's on the top. He's on the top record. I knew Fettie Watt when he had a flat. I knew Fettie Watt when he had four eyes. He used to wear glasses.

He did. At this point, in the podcast, niggas should be fixing like the second plate. The second plate? The second plate? I don't even know how we're going to chop this. Look, matter of fact, this podcast is going to be. like a plate because we're going to give you a little bit of this you're going to have some mac and cheese over here you're going to have you green you're going to have you everything

oh what's up yeah you already know hey what's going on you know you know she's serious was I be Simone just put us on her because you were artists I didn't know yes that means we're going steady oh yeah do a drop do a drop for the album she didn't even blur our face out what is it so that's going to make we're doing it now see Simone man you better check out this lady Damn debut mixtape. It might not be a debut, but it's going to be the best shit she did. Yeah. January. Let go.

So, that was good. Do one, do one, Carlos. No. Hey, you are listening to B. Simone's mixtape. That's not a mix. He's jumped in the mix. I'm not good at anything. I'm ready.

Hey, B Simone, this for your project. That's not a mixtape. It's amazing. Hey. Hey, what the song? I got to put the song in when they wake up in the morning. I gotta be me. That shit is hilarious, bro.

Ah, this podcast are people who know too goddamn much. That shit is. For real, because we giving you too much sauce right now, man. This is funny, bro. This sauce all over your Thanksgiving. You know who the podcast is more. You got to sing it with your back teeth, too. Add some oil to me, let it drizzled out.

Listen, thutz. You ain't getting any younger. Hey, thudts, come here. I don't know. Look, there's a wicked yeast infection on the horizon. Come here. This is from the 85 South Joe presents the vagina monologue. The badenna monologue.

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I gotta be me. He's coming over. There you go. Oh, you got to talk like the old lady on, um, uh, damn, what's the nickname? When they used to play the piano at the end, the, uh, the, uh, 80, uh, yeah, what's the name of the show? God damn, why we can't think of all in the family. Why we couldn't think, yeah, that's your funny.

You got to talk like her, like that and have her pussy talk. Oh, Archie. Someone's coming. Catch it. Oh, in the face. In the face. You got a knot. He's talking about B-O-W.

Damn. That was underhand. You wouldn't win shit at the car. Uh-uh. Okay, let's have three times charm. Go it overhand, even though it might choke. He, the nigga at the carnival, like, I got it, bro. I bet here 30 minutes.

I got the game. $38 later. Come on. I can get it. I can get it. What are you saying? Oh, funny, thank you. You don't even hate me.

You want the teddy bear or not? Do you want the teddy bear or not? You tell me, give you another dollar. So you're telling me if I give you five, you're going to look out for you, boy, because I've been here all night. I got it. Yeah, yeah.

This is the 85 shop show. This is a podcast for niggas who got a brand new 83 colors. My nigga D.C. Young Fly. What's happening? Big six, baby. There you go. You know it. I ain't brand new.

You're still fucking with it. Yeah, man. That's my fucking great. What are it like to be in the number one movie in America right now? Oh, my God. It's a blessing, man. How what that shit feels like? That is insane.

You're not going to do a number one movie type shit. It's a number one comedy movie. You got to be specific to you guys. We were like, we had the charts like number four, three. Number one comedy movie? Yeah, number one comedy movie. So they say that on the movie. Yeah.

I didn't say it wasn't even the number one. It was like, number one movie about people with red hair. about people with red hair where the sun goes down. God dang. It's the only movie. No, man, it's a blessing, man. Like I say, man, being around those A-list actors, man,

for them to just embrace me with open arms, man, I can't do nothing. They hugged you. They hugged me. They hugged you. You just said, fuck you mean. She did. She was like, fuck, you mean.

For them to even know what the fuck was going on, you know what I'm saying? I can't do nothing, but embrace it and just keep going. You know what I'm saying? That's big, huh? That's bad. That's a little. Big shit.

Now give us the real answer. 85 South Show F, so that's the one you was giving on K-90s feather. But listen, why you're about to blow the fuck up? That's what the fuck I'm talking about! That's what I want to do. Stay homeless, stay praying. And I'm a shit on where I don't know if I'm going to fuck with me.

That what's up, baby? I'm blowing the horn. If they didn't know who blew the horn, I'm going to pull back up and be like, me, me, me, it was me. No, no. Stunt, D.C. That's what we was here by and do with me. He'll get one of them horns like the Mexicans.

B'b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b. You know what he's going to pull up. You know what he's going to pull up. What up and pull-up in? I got to be me. My little bro. Huh? My little bro.

That's my little nephew. You don't want to be a little bro. My nephew, be Simone. This podcast is the niggas who are nutting in a chick on purpose to act like you don't know what she's talking about. When you're like, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. Period, late call. I'm that nigga.

Huh? What, bitch? I ain't even know. I just keep saying, huh. What are the girls? Like, I'm pregnant. I need for an abortion. Huh.

How much you need? Huh. You can tell what type of woman she is then. If you need the whole thing, but she won't have. Huh. That let you know if it's going to work. You can't do nothing but respect that when she says she won't have.

How do you know what's yours? What if she's telling all the nigg. You get her a gift certificate. That way she can only spend it at that place. Hey, I'm a PayPal to shit up there. I'll get you a gift certificate to Planned Parenthood. Like, I'm not giving you cash. You go in there, like, do y'all have a gift certificate?

Hey, let me get a few of those gifts, certificates. Holiday season. You know, you go straight to the gas station and get all the ones you want. They're on the roads, all there. You ain't have been on the road. You can act like, what? She, this is on there. Perfect appendix.

I'm like, why I get the gas station? It's right now by the point. Hey, DC, what's some shit that you leaving in 2016? This shit almost up. My brakes, I'm going to get some new ones. I'm leaving them old ones right there. Like, that shit crazy how, even though it's 2016 and 2017, even though I'm still seeing the break in the yard,

so it's like I ain't leave them. You're going to leave them in the yard? I mean, shit, you know, you can sell them to someone who just want breaks, pants. Hey, boy, everything I got to know. Hey, man, you asked them a question. He answered that bitch as he felt But now, man

You gotta give him To say that damn, nigga That ain't overwit We gotta go to Thanksgiving And crum on Nick This bitch's gonna be out We have less than eight weeks Oh yeah

This is Thanksgiving This is Thanksgiving Oh, what I'm leaving Uh, shit Everybody Who ain't fuck with me? You know, the plan is to blow up And act like I don't know nobody

That's the whole shit I got re-motivated To get back on my ground Now I got to figure out What the fuck my purpose is Why don't we all go alkaline for the new year? Let's do it right now. Alka!

Acclu! Let go! You know what you want to do that with you? I bet your fart smell like shit. Like it healthy as hell, but your fart stink like a motherfucker. Evil. Evil just coming out you. I'm going to be like, evil.

Your shit is probably smelled like a tiger. Like, what are you eating? Tigers got the worst smelling shit Did you know that? That shit smelled terrible Elephant, it smelled worse than elephant shit Tiger shit smell way worse

How do you know that? It feels like, it feel like, it feel like Because I'm like for real It feels like some claws went up in your nose And just keep scratching the inside of your nose With stink. No That shit smelled evil, brother

How do you know that? Because I worked in search I want to do mosquitoes boo-boo Huh? Like, bro, you hide as a motherfucker. Like, do mosquitoes shit. This is the worst conversation we ever had on Thanksgiving. It is.

This is that weed conversation. Like, dude, they even pee. They'd be walking around like, ugh. What's this shit we be in on, man? They say this is boo-boo. What's it's like it's boo-boos? Oh, my God. Mosquitoes are flies.

That's what I'm saying. They all sound the same. They all sound the same. In a day with wings. I'm just saying, man. I'm just saying, man. That's what I'm saying. And they call it shit

What's the shit we be in, man? Yeah, he midflipers. Hey, man, that shit hilarious, bro. Oh, man. Oh, man, I'm dead. Bro. Oh, man. We learn something every day.

We learned. Hey, man, with the head and the shit we be in, man. They said the boo-boo. It's like a boo-boo, man. I don't know. I got out of his bathroom. They can quit bull of shit, man. No, they don't do, they just, they just.

Keep doing their hands like this. That's what they be doing when they be eating. Hey, man, what's the head going on, man? We're doing it. We'll eat some shit, eh. Man, you ain't got no shit on your hands? Get some shit on your hands. Like, I want to do that boo-boo for real.

Like, you know why I'm laughing, right? Because I just keep seeing the fly through the bird, man. I'm just saying, man. We got to eat, pay, more. Hey, that's my son. My son eat shit, so I eat shit. That's my son. I just want to know, I do they shit.

Google it. We got a scientist on here. Remember we had LeVar, he was a pharmacist. That hell. That nigga, they didn't know what the fuck he was doing. That niggins were putting wrong pills in folks bad. They're putting Tylenol and niggins bad. That shit say ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen. What is you putting? Tidlidolp. It's the same thing. What was it? What was it flat? It's supposed to say ibuprofen. The niggum put Tylenol, PM.

It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Much love to all my niggins who take ibuprofen. What is? And they call ibuprofen. I'm not taking ibuprofen, but I take the abu. That's what I'm used to. I go to an ibuprofen.

They say it, too. We know you do. That's why they say it ain't got it. We know they got the other one. Thank you. Everybody in my old Fabricone, bro. You're all wrong.

Dealing with pain. Everybody hurt. Shit. My elbow's old in a motherfucker. Get you some of that ibuprofen. So they call ibuprofen. That shit they call ibuprofen. Abupin.

Abuprofen. What is that is it? Abupe. But that shit they call ibuprofen. I like D.C. Way of saying. Yeah. Oh, everything I love.

Much love of my niggas on the albuterol, too. Hey, hey, pump life. Hold on, wait a minute. So, abuterol, ain't pronounced albuterol? Yeah. Yeah, no, you got that right. Because I got abuterol pump in my past. Albutar.

Everybody with, hey, that's what we go. We're going to talk about that. We're going to talk about. I thought it was etoral. No, no, no. It's in front of hell. We talk about asthma. You talk about ADD.

Yeah. Hey, much love to everybody who was diagnosed being clinically depressed, but you fuck with this show and you be all when you listen to it. Yes, oh. Yeah. Mental illness is real. Hey, man.

Even if you didn't go to the. the clinic. If you just feeling a little down right. Much of all my thing is who get real mad and a beat up everyone else. I always tell people if you feel it down, the only way up is to do them, one, two, way bad, three, two, way

bad. You never did that? That's some shit, he learned in anger management. Yeah, like if you're feeling down, you just just keep going. One, two, way, beat, way, get that. Before you know, you're going to forget that shit. I told you some chili learned what is that. What is that? Seriously.

That's some athletic shit. If you would have been in accolined, maybe your ass's no. They'll teach you that in the yoga practice. Ah, I do it. How you do it? Charles. With tears coming down. She's going to be doing it with tears coming down.

Hey, Bissimo, Christmas is coming up. I'm going to take time of you when I do it. I feel like, bad. You got to get lower. His ankle's knees way back. Anchor's knees way back. Ackle's knee way. Way back.

Hey, that shit, do work, no. We're a dog. Hey, I was talking to Clayton in D.C. the other day. Hold up, guys. Can we get serious for a moment? No, because I really feel better. What is? Where did you learn that?

What did you learn that? One, two. Way back. One, two. Way back. Hey, fuck alkaline. Give me some. Give me some.

You got me. You got me fucked up. I'm just not going to cook out today. All right. That's funny. Okay. Guys. We never know, but start crying.

Oh, my God. Yeah, she'd do the wave, man. You know what? You fuck at me. I don't put it. I don't fuck weird. That's funny. These motherfucking.

Try it, guys. Do it with us. Everybody now. Everybody together. Everybody, hey, hey, we're going to sell a relaxation tape. Start D.C. Young Fly. a young fly. You're gonna call that bitch

Way back. Ball your boy. Because we're gonna keep coming out with all. All you're gonna do is add four steps. One, two, three, four. Way, right, right, right. Go. Wait.

No, this is gonna be his favorite for the sussah. Hey, that. That's funny. Yay. That's hilarious. If you're feeling depressed, you know what to do. Your family fucking with you on Thanksgiving. You got me at the

at the dinner table. And you know, if you know they fool that good, you're going to be like, man, who made this? Man, you know what? I just got to. Oh, shit. Man, bleak. Post-a-ta text on Instagram hashtag way back. Hashtag way thanks.

I'm just trying to make mother things ever a bad life. Oh, my God. I don't think people know the jewels that be coming from this show. That shit worked, you guys. And you just testifying. It's your first time doing it. This is a real testimony. No, this is a real testimonial.

I feel so much better. That's right. And nothing was even wrong. That's right. That's how it is. What are you saying, Carlos? We interrupted you with our news. I'm sorry.

You know, the holiday season is coming up. I was talking to Clayton in D.C. And they gave me, they, you know, they wish me well because they found out that I'm about to adopt a stripper. Oh my gosh. I really thought you were going to adopt a child for a baby. No, I'm about to dump the strippers. Do you know how many homeless strippers there are in the Atlanta metro area? First of all, how are you homeless in a stripper?

You can tell. I was giving this word. Usually they phone charger, you can see the wires. And they little roller bags missing a wheel. And anytime they stand outside and they wait like for Uber or something, you like, hey, Mama, who are you waiting for? She's like, hello, I'm right here. And if she outside and she hold her arm like this,

like she hold this arm with this arm behind that way, she don't have nowhere to go. She ain't got no confidence. Her legs. And she's bowed-legged in one lead. Yeah, if her outfit dirty, her shoes, new. I hate them, bitch. Or her outfit clean and her shoes dirty.

My bitch, you got a little third-grade-ass shoes. Playground shoes. Do you want to. Do my outside. She's not playing. She got the iPhone phone with the wide charger. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, man.

With the big charger. You got an iPhone holding. And she'd get mad with her phone die because she thinks it's the end of the world. You'll never charge all the way else. That's enough to come back on. Yeah, if your phone died fucks up your life, that's how you know you ain't really got no life.

I ain't going to be able to get in the house. That must not be your house. Oh. You have to know what's your phone be in? You have to charge her? Hey, hold on. Speaking of a week, I guess I'm going to have to sleep outside.

Why? I left my shit outside while we do a shit. That is just so. That shit I've been talking about. You left outside? You see how comfortable we are? We just gave my end of the townhouse. It's just a good neighbor.

You're doing white people's shit. Relaxing white people's shit. I'm slipping back. Relaxing all cool. Shooting some people. That is so funny. I can't be able to get in that out. One, two, three, way back.

One, two, three. Hey, man, you let me rhyme by, we think we'll see motherfuckling on the side. Hey, man, I'm not the whole eyes and mess. Hey, man. We don't see homeless people down there. Hey, man. Hey, man, you got to take that shit to all the school.

That shit hard. Look, man, don't fight nobody. Way back. I'm like, what? Oh, you know. Hey, because he's way back. That's real shit, though. Y'all doing any, like,

volunteer work for the holiday. Hey, man, we go. Give me what you're talking to something. I think I'm getting ready to get together my nonprofit organization, man. I want to do something, man. I want to help the kids out, for real. They got asthma.

Do you have asthma? Yeah, I got asthma. And, you know, we can't always get inhalers like we need, and people be dying. For real, I'm serious. That's a true statement. I'm serious. You can tell with somebody in hell of run out, because they keep shaking it, and they keep taking it, but it ain't nothing in there.

And then it's like you, it's like you drinking air through a coffee stirring. That's nightmare. You just get sips of air, just, you keep whistling. You hear your lungs whistle. Have you ever not looked at the back in it? decided to look at the back and saw like two you said negative two one time it go down to zero that shit it came back around I said oh no like my name what's you thinking about calling this shit man so what you want to do oh well people won't see my

face no I don't know so what your organization out of breath I don't what what's your organization called out of breath you know you want your face to be seen I don't know what you're trying to do last I want to get pumps for the kids because it ain't no town a pump. Don't call it pumps a kid. First of all. First of all. Hey man, this is the clay driving around in a white man

that say pumps for kids. And he keeps saying, hey, how's the kids breathing? What? So they got arrested real quick. Yeah, we're going to have to rethink the name, this shit. How's your kids breathing? Pumps for kids. No. But I want to make sure they got inhalers, man.

Because it ain't know. over-the-counter like they ain't got the Prima team miss no more. There's no over-the-counter. That's shit hilarious. Pumps for kids. Pumps for kids is hilarious. Man, I can't give away none of these inhalers. Maybe it's the name. Pumps for kids.

Oh, last brother. What's you doing, man? When? I'm just saying you're doing anything for like some volunteer shit. I know you'd be in the hood every day. I'd be volatile. I hate them ungrateful.

I hate them ungrateful motherfucker when you volunteer. Man. You get a five. Oh, man. Get up. You're like, look, little fuck. I say my father. back. For real. But no, man, I always give, man. I just, it's a, it's a soft.

No, I'm sure I salute that. No, it's going to the school. It's a soft spot with me because it's like, man, God does me so much, man. He's like, he doesn't put me in a position. Like, nigga, you could take your time out to talk. You don't never know who you go to touch. You feel what I'm saying? Or even with homeless people, you know they're going to buy some crack. You know, I'm in a position to give them a dollar to get crack. I want them to buy the best crack that they came back. Right. Don't that give them too much money. Got that pie out. It's Friday.

I don't take a tub. Get you a dime rock. Go get the crack, man. I know you'll get you a mega blast. I'll be hoping that my money. Get you a mega blast and take flight. I hope that the money that I give them made the weekend better. You know what I'm saying?

Like, man, buddy came through this motherfucking bless me with $30. I got two rocks. Like, I'm in the position to get them high. So I say, huh, man, get high without stressing. Yeah, take it easy. Y'all going. We got to talk about that book, too. Simone, you got anything

you're doing on the charitable side besides eating alkaline? No, nothing specific. I give money a lot, though. I say I'm not staying, but I work in Little Five Points, so they always get me. Right. They just be sitting outside.

You working a Little Five Point? I think I might go back. They'd be having dogs. Yeah. And leather jackets. Hey, I think I'm going to help the Ludacris Foundation again, because when I was on probation, Let me get a lot of my probation hours off.

And there was some real good shit. For real. They're doing a, they do a turkey drive every year. Ludicrous mom running the shit. We should do our own. Yeah, we're going to do something. You know what? Fuck it.

Everybody don't need turkey. Let's donate 85 ham. We're going to do cornish hands. We're going to have a cornish hand drive. Everybody bring your cornish hand. We're going to have a whole chicken drive. Yes. Yes.

Chicken wings drive. No, it's got to be a bird. A whole bird. You can't do their kids like that for Thanksgiving. God damn, Ebenezer Scrooge. We can't have him, hood, bird. Eat these way. How do you know?

Is that Scrooge's first name? Ebenezer? He's a moose. So, lost in the world. We had to educate his bed. Hey, you've been watching. Stop watching the Acoline shit. What the fuck is Moof Fasa?

What? You don't know Simba? I know that. Circle of Life. You don't know the circle of life? They're making a real one. What? A line.

Hell, yeah. Wences Snipes playing Scar. Dem Kare gonna play Mufus. That'll be funny. Mood Fosser. Hey, you see it. You know what I was just thinking about.

We be fucking with the ham. Fucking with the ha. We be fucking with the ha. We be fucking with the ha. That's my shit, man. I cannot wait to. White people are going to be laughed like a bobble. Hey, listen, Chip, we were, uh, what would we do?

We were listening to a fucking podcast, right? Yeah. No, get this, get this. Get this. Listen, babe. Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, tell it. It's better when you tell it, babe.

Tell it, like, no, you don't, tell it. You tell it. You tell you. You sell it. I'll fucking tell it. I'll fucking tell it. Okay, tell it. I'll do it.

Shit. Give me a beer. Get me a beer. Listen, we're fucking, we're fucking, we're just like throwing this shit, right? Telling from the beginning now. Okay, so, okay, okay, look, so me and Braylin, right? Me and Braylin, we're on fucking Coke, acid,

and we had, like, trams. Fast forward two hours later. We're tripping balls, bro. We're looking for a lot of fast forward. We're tripping, bro. By the time this fucking guy got here, I don't know where the fuck my shirt was, man. So we're fucking, we're just looking for shit, like.

Doing shit. We're doing shit fucking around. The YouTube is playing random shit. This fucking podcast comes on, right? These fucking four black people. Taylor! Okay. We're in here.

Who is that? Who is that? Taylor! Oh, is Taylor? I'm here. We're in here. Tell her to bring my Sigis. Can she bring my Siggy's?

Taylor! Are there's Siggy's down there? Okay, fuck it. Basically, we were listening to a fucking podcast and these guys were rapping about ham and he made us fucking think about you, bro. Wait a minute.

Oh, man. Was that it? Ah! I fucking knew you at lap, bro. Are we going to smoke a sick? Are we going to smoke a sick? Why does he keep coming? That shit kill me every time.

And why people love sick? Ciggy. It's my siggy. No call it in it. You got a fucking siggy? With the ass, apostrophe after the S. Hey. My siggis.

All white people do this when they don't need a liner. Hey. If you don't, and they, and not even ask. Uh-uh. Not so fast, bud. Okay. Take this out, Joe. If you don't believe me, this is an experiment to do.

Buy a pack of cigarettes. just give it to a random white. I guarantee you they don't turn it down. Even if they don't smoke, dude, I haven't had a fucking cigarette since the 11th grade, bro. I smoke a singing with you. I used to be a rebel.

You know what else they love? Fucking Newport. You have a beer like with a good asses. And a white dude asking for a cigarette and he'd give them one. He's like, dude, what fucking cigarette is this? It's a Newport. I've never seen these before.

You never seen Newport? I was trying to do it way y'all looking at man you you are like am i looking at him like fuck you what is it like like what is that i got spit on the pussy anyway and then the shit was all on his lips came out of his nose how did it connect up here hey clit did you hear this shit the Kanye checked in the hospital

under the name Jim Jones. What? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Which Jim Jones? Is it the cult leader Jim Jones that made everybody drink the deadly Kool-Aid? Or is it Jim Jones

from DipTet Faye? Either way it is a bad to shit. He was like, I just got back from a summer in Miami. So somebody made somebody eat drink daily Kool-Lead? Jim Jones, yeah, back in the day he was a cult leader.

He got all these people to believe in the most of religious shit. Then he gave everybody this Kool-A. and said, drank it. Wasn't it really Kool-Aid? It was like, yeah. Like the Kool-Aid packs? It was like some punch.

It was like some punch. It was like a Kool-Aid. But a lot of people was, it was a punch. Like you make Kool-Aid. It wasn't, the motherfuckers. It was great. He wasn't alkaline. I know that much.

He was a cult. There you go, yeah. And he made everybody drink the Kool-Aid and then everybody died. And a few people didn't drink the Kool-A. But they made them do. Look up to the Jostown Mexico. There you go. Look it up.

There you go. Lots of people died. I swear, man. We know a lot of shit. Because he was a cult leader, and that's what cult leaders do. They fuck up other people's lives and make people believe in them for no apparent reason. Yeah. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. That was fucked up. Hey, look, the 85 South Show is like a cult, but we would never ask you to kill yourself or anybody else. Hold on, hold up, nigga. I know, that's interesting. You remember that Hell's Gate shit where all the people killed themselves? Heaven's Gate. But it's probably Hells Gate.

They all died with them gangsters on They all had gangsters They had Gantz right They had on Nike Cortez The black ones with the white check And then they had on black sweatsuits Sweets with the sweatshirts hoodies

And they all laid So what is a cult? You don't know what a coat is? No What is the point of it? We'd be having to do more We'd be to go away above our pay grade This is where you just start

Leave people What is the point of his? A cult is a quote is religious sect it's just like it's a unconventional group of people that believe in what they believe in but is it's usually centered around one person who starts to believe so like like like Charles Manson he had a little cult going when he was killing people it's one person it's like yeah the cult did the cult did all the all this is their belief is what i'm saying whatever they all believe in different shit because we're making shit up right yeah yeah it's a charismatic

motherfucker they're basically basically what the presidency is right now a charismatic motherfucker the Republican for no reason that's gonna all lead us to do I didn't say that but that's what's being said I didn't kill 318 true yeah everybody drank Kool-A's bunch of people just laid out like that's what it is it really was Kool-Aid that's why people use the smile Kool-Aid he put sign that in it it's a few of your feet don't feel Yeah, that's why they said it was really Kool-Aid. Yes, that's why, like, my parents, like my parents would be like, like a joke for them was, which is morbid, but they'd be like, yeah, let me get some of that Jim Jones punch, like when we'd have Kool-Aid.

Without calling it. Your parents are sick, man. Or no. Yep. Yeah, I thought, yeah. Is you was Kool-Aid back then? Yeah. Damn it, B-Simon.

B-Simon. You go quit thinking everything came along when you was born. see that's see and they did that you know purpose to see that's crazy like what was the purpose of this killing they just wanted to kill it was hey man that's what was the purpose hey man i'm gonna ask you this what is the purpose of anybody killing anybody when is it ever really a good reason the same day when it's the mass shooting when is it ever a good reason so i mean that's something you'd have to ask somebody we i can i can sit here and make up some shit to tell you but purpose of like him like we just want to kill a whole bunch of black no he had people believing in him talk about he's a

religious man and did he know what it is this is the only way he took these motherfuckers out in guiana he got him out in another country and they was trying to get out of it some of the people was trying to get out of there but i mean it's the same thing you know a lot of molestation all that should be happening during that shit man's a lot of money for a nigga to just invite all y'all niggins oh he he taking your money he taking a money it ain't like he yeah okay okay yeah yeah Oh, so, and the purpose is money. No, beast. Shut your ass.

The purpose is power. I'm glad you're pretty, because I know you were. This is a special 85 South show. And I was moated most likely to succeed. She don't know what Pymn this is. I don't know. I'm tired of me, Pam. She got stuck on the Kool-Aid.

Right. I didn't know who it was in making me. Yeah, we went from Kanye to, we didn't tell them about the whole downtown mass. Man. This is the 85 South show. So informative. This is the niggas who be knowing about. shit other than shit that niggins be on.

So informative. Yeah, we'll put you up on some game. Jack, gonna cross that line out. We don't need no fucking miss. He got the last message. We're straight now. No, as a matter of fact, do leave him a message. Tell her how straight we is.

Hey, this is a good-ass question. What are some controversial artists that you still support? Controversial? Yeah. I almost said that. I'm not going to say it. Say it.

Don't you. Why? I don't want the world against me. Why? No, I wasn't. She's going to say R. Kelly. Why, your mouth closed? First of all, no.

Arkelly is a musical. No, I don't want to say it. Hit his heart from the back, rolling around to the... Oh, you don't know that. He got a Christmas album, too. My mind is telling me no. My body, my body's telling me a. She was raised in Illinois, right outside of Chicago.

Some of the best coochie you ever had. Yes, it was. He says that? No. I don't know that song. I can't go tell you what if. I don't see nothing wrong. Hit that little with a bit.

I want to put my whole damn head in it. Arkella was eating ass by his sip. Way back in the day. When you want to put it on that. Man. He did. He did. He did.

Let me stack that. Can I stack that album? Let me do my highlight Oh No no no I'm like that's it right now You got it That's it care

They're like hey keels That's it care That's fucked up That he ain't gonna never Get the musical recognition That he deserved Just because of the Fucked up shit

He already got the recognition No he didn't I don't know what the fuck he did It's not up to me to repeat What you're talking about What R Kelly? I still like see the video Oh y'all go act like y'all

I see the video I didn't see it. You ain't seen it. First of all. First of all, I get a whole thing. I'm from the hood. And I still got the tape. Look, first of all, when that shit dropped, everybody saw.

I was in college when it dropped. If you had the internet, you went through a barbershop where bootlegs was frequent. Everybody saw that shit. Everybody saw that shit. They were sending them bitches. He put his head in a girl ass. Like he said, he won't put his head in the magic trick, like the lion. Like, when you put your head in a lion's mouth, he put his head in a ass.

No, he did the song after the tape came out. He did a lot of songs. So he was taking responsibility for that, like, yeah, I want to put my whole damn headed. He peed on the girl, and then on a later song, he said, and if you're thirsty, I got that good, good lemonade. You don't remember that shit on that, uh, let me serve you up. Let me serve you up. You can have it.

Yeah. That's your heart. I didn't see the tape. No, it was Charlie Wilson. I don't look for the tape. No, no. It's taboo to have watched the tape. If you watch it when it came out,

it was for research purposes. If you watch it now, you are nasty motherfucker. No, bro, but I have never seen the tape. You're not supposed to see the tape. That's the part I'm like. What part of her body did they do? All of it. It was a long pee.

It was a long pee. It was one of them peas where you would put your hand up on the wall. Like, it's one of them peas where you got to lean into it. One of them peas. One of them drunk. One of them drunk peas. What of them peas? They start off in two different directions,

but you ain't worried about it. You just keep going, and then it eventually leveled out into one. Yes, level out. You guys see the Dave Chappelle, skin on that. Speaking of Dave Chappelle, what's funny, she was one of the Boundawks did it, and then this girl was like, I couldn't move. That's our character.

Right. Speaking of Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle reportedly has three new Netflix comedies. Okay. Y'all know the run down? You break it down. Okay, so basically he got two specials in the can that's going to drop simultaneously. And then

he got a new one that's going to drop and premiere on Netflix. He ain't shot one of them, but he got too ready. So it's too ready to go that we ain't seen it. I can't wait. I'm going to fuck the game up. He got so much shit to say. And then to add insult the injury, you know how the internet be talking.

Come on. Allegedly, supposedly. They got him 60 million this time instead of 50. So Dave Chappelle Beck Rich, bitch. 60? Because they gave Chris Rock 40 for two. Yeah. So it seems that if you're a big name, they'll give you 24 special. Chris Rock is a

fucking, man. Come on, let's get that, man. Superman. Damn, walk. That was the best shit. That shit, hold. I'm glad he back, man. Donald Trump fucking with the Nazis now. Donald Trump been fucking with all of them people fuck with him, man. All this, y'all trying to

recreate something that was super fucked up. I know y'all is all the last time we're going to bring up Donald Trump on the whole show. Yeah, yeah, he don't get on him getting on a lot of money. Fuck this nigga with a whole bunch of wee-wees, man. If that's what Pimp C was in. If you don't like it,

you can eat a bag of wee-wee. Donald Trump is where else. He said we-wees? Square to fuck up, Donald Trump. That's a real. I ain't bullshit. I need to know. I got questions, boy.

He's the type of a squirt with though. I want him to because I got questions. Why are you that orange? You're a rest of your family white and you are you're fine I know white people I want to know why you're on how would it how would he might got superpowers because he orange How would you start to fight? Huh? How would you start to fight first of all? I'm slapping the shit out of him and whoever he wins Everybody gets slapped the whole family could be with him all of them slap simultaneously you know who I want to slap the line up like that I don't know his name, but that much, he need to be slap.

You your daddy, son, y'all see that mean. You ugly. You your daddy, son. Hey, you ugly. I'm sleepy. You your daddy, son. Let me need to make that kid. That shit went backwards.

Oh, man. I was lighting. I was like, that's not. ankles, knees. I mean, them all the fucking like there. Call her and I apologize. That was four fucking out for you. The B.C. Young flight that you have called is not in.

service. I'm sleepy. Hey, we have been here. It's Thanksgiving. We ate a lot of food. I ain't twice, too. We ate. This is what that asshole said they want a live show.

Don't get no live than this. We're sleeping. Sleep and creeping up on the nigger. Shit, that's going to be a lot of talking. This two hours? The live show in the future, two hours. Nick, we've been in since nine. No, we've been in sitting eight.

At this point, I have to go. You quit. I have a family. I didn't even know about it this point. You didn't quit. I have a wife and kids. I have been here that long. My life has moved on without me.

They've included me in all the important decision, but I haven't been to none of their birthday. Wait, how is your son? You're sure that it's five. You've been, you've been here for five years. What? Day is tomorrow. You've been here for five years.

Damn. Like, I've been on a space mission. This been a hell of a night. This been a hell of a night. We've been in the matrix all that day. I'm sleepy. Like, I'm looking at that Red Bull, and I'm like, niggins. He's sleepy.

The energy went back in the can. Every time I swallowed, the energy guilt went back in the can. I was just like, none of these views are really what Red Bulls about. His sleepiness is actually from his low alkaline level. I can't even laugh. I'm laughing so hard because that's how I'm feeling on a daily faces like I'm fucking sleepy on the daily

oh man sometimes people just got to say it I need a fucking nap if you're sleepy I know y'all watching football today you know Dallas Cowboys are the highest team in the NFL right now so the Dallas Cowboys

that press got man there's Brian Man, Beasley, the whole squad. Shout out to my man. DJ Wilcox putting it down out there. Everybody was talking about the boy, Tony Romo. I said, man. Tony Romo, shit your garbage ass down.

He can't come in and say, all the time he played, but they're like, it's the team. I don't give him a fuck. A real nigga, I'm like, man, let him do his thing. Hey, I don't get for what Tony Romo got going on. Tony Romo came out and said some haters shit, too. No, he said a little poem. Yeah.

Didn't he? He had a poem. Fuck Tony Romo. That Crescott got a whole season. Now, that nigga is magical. And that nigga Zee said, even though I fucked up my back, you only like that because he's black.

That's what he said, no, just yeah, see? They ain't lost with that. Fuck you, Tony. And he even got a new back. He got a robocop back. And he said, even though I hurt my back, you only

like that because he's black. He said that. Oh, I'm about to say. That's what they be trying to say, though. And I've been watching them. They go hard on deck, too. They'd be like, oh, that handoff was a little high. But the motherfucker got 48 yards.

What is you talking about? Ah. They got a fan. His shoelaces look a little dirty. Y'all be a real nitpicky with that man. They want him to fuck up, and he ain't fucking up. So I love it with motherfuckers. That nigga thrown a robo can't you put on icy hot without getting hurt.

Ah! Burn! My back. He had to call Shaq. He's doing it with a class. He's kind of boring. He's not cooking. He's not dabbing.

Who said that? Skip. Skip, you don't shut your ass up. You ain't cooking. You ain't dabbing. And Shannon Sharp be eating your ass up on that show. Shannon Sharp being your ass up. Hey man,

I wish they, why they don't have voice shows when motherfuckers debate? Why it's only when sport? Because you can't have Skip Baylis and Shannon Sharp. Shannon Sharp got a horse mouth He could like double talk skips I don't give a fuck

I don't want to hear about No, don't, come on. He's kidding his ass How he's sound? I don't give a leg. All right, hold on, hold on. Well, all I'm saying is It seems to me

that if a guy was playing at that high level You're crazy, you're crazy You're not to hell you're talking about I am all up famous I don't know I got up every Sunday Me and my brother Shannon, we did, we played football since we was little boys.

I know about football. You are old white men. You know about putting on that jacket talking about football. I played football. I never said I did. LePont James ain't got nothing to do with this. This ain't got nothing to do with LeBron James, Skip. This is about Ray Lewis, that Cushcott, damn Newton, Dion Sanders.

I was on the phone with Deiong Sanders. Don't say nothing. Don't talk about them talking, Skip. I get on here every week and listen to your message. I'm letting you finish. I'm letting you finish. You ain't got to let me do that, Skip. I'm letting you finish.

Hall of face. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's that white man's stuff. That's the white man. You want to tell me how angry to get. Don't tell me how angry to get, Schill. I'm just saying, calm down for nothing. He'd be saying his ass up.

I'm letting you talk. He'd be tan his ass. Go ahead. I'm waiting. I don't give a fuck how far back Stephen A. Smith headline is. He's going to sit there and let you know. Mario Charmers is my favorite player

because he came to my house and asked me. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. Keep talking, but I'm going to let you know. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Go ahead. Now, my brother, when you first came in here

and you asked me about if the Cowboys to play my football, in a stadium with a dome with a little mole on it with a little star in the end zone I told you they could Now wait a minute Stephen When you talk about the Dallas Cowboys

I'm not talking about the Dallas Cowboys You got to talk about the Dallas Cowboys He didn't imagine he can't play football I'm giving him his all-star credit He's not all-star credit Wait a minute, wait a minute guys To the front office is responsible for all of the decisions

that have led to this team's demise. And I dare you to tell me different. And I'm going to sit right here and I'm going to come back to it. I'm going to come back to it. I got another question for Stephen A. Smith. Stephen A. Smith is Kobe Bryant, the best basketball player in NBA history. He's the best person to live in life.

Yes, Mr. If you ask me, the man's regimen is pristine, his record on the court is unparnished. He has more alkalates and alkalines than you have an entire spot. Entire. Even A. Smith, is LeBron James a better basketball player than Michael Thorne. LeBron James is the type of player who is. In Michael Jordan's era, Michael would have put his nuts all over his face. Michael would have made it a mission every night to say, I'm going to put my nuts on that dot.

That nigga do be saying this shit, too. Amen. Sleep. I'm sleeping. Oh, shit. I want some milk, dudes. Stephen A. Smith, how important is Tom Brady's return to the Patriot? Tom Brady's

return is Christ-like it's imperative for the people of New England they're holding on to this they've been praying for this day ever since Roger Goodell and his

goon I'm the only person that doesn't know what they're doing good we don't either but that's how the girl be looking to we never do yeah that's exactly what the lady does All right, you guys, we got to go to commercial brand. All right, now, Stephen A. Smith, I just want to tell you that I agree with you,

but we got to come back, all right, my bitch. Are you that it look pretty? They fly. Did you see Nick Cannon on the breakfast club? He was talking about the guys. Yeah, I said out. He's like, oh, yeah, this is he, I'm fly. That's my man.

Yeah. Why did he say it like that? I called him to ask him for $100. You did? Yep. What does this put this fake baby on you? I don't need. I don't need.

The baby do look like my ass. I don't know. How old is the baby? Oh, I don't know. I don't even know this bitch Can the baby talk? I don't know the baby Because if he can't talk

Then I don't believe it's yours The great part about it She went on there Like man my baby mom is treatment That my baby She went on there and said It was a joke My friend said it would be funny

If I just go in and say They look like he baby I'm sorry I don't know who the fuck does that No she went in Then she tried to say That she got there She had stories

She said DC you came by here And slapped the shit out Me and your baby one time Great part about it She caught me when she said Besack the shirt That's what I was about that shirt. I know this, nigga.

And then she tried to make it seem like you wear the shit all the time. I was like, I don't got no besides the shirt. Right. And she would have said like a polo or shit. I was like, man, damn. The bitch would have said, Nike Flipflop. Or something. Old-ass, knackflip-flop.

And she was saying, you put up in the cunys and you ain't got no right side mirror. I'm like, yeah, that'd be. Damn. I ain't got no right side mirror. That's when you started looking around your house like. Yeah, yeah. It's not really nothing. I ain't got no right side mirror.

He said, that's got no right side mirror. I was like, bitch. Yeah, I don't want to satchi. Nah, bitch. You got me fucked up. You got a Versaacchi shades or something. I don't have a shirt. Hey, that shit is too simple.

It's just going to show you how people believe in anything. It's still going to turn into a Cuban Coke dealer. People believe in anything, man. I see your fly. Okay. Everybody, good. You're going to want to watch for Sachin in the wind. I'm looking at the comments of the shit.

It's got to be breezy. It's got to be breezy. Hell no. I'm looking at the shit. The fake baby. shit reading the comments, people believe any fucking dog. I'm like, he had dead meat. You're like, he needs to take care of that baby,

that baby little shit like him. I'm like, eyebrows, same little. What if you had to take care of every motherfucker that look like you, stupid? Oh, shit. They look like you. The lot is more entertaining than the truth. When she came out, before, we're like,

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