The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Heckler Tiddays In South Carolina | Ep. 144

Episode Date: August 24, 2018

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Well, in this part, I am, because don't nobody else be doing this shit, because they don't be warned to. But I do. I always feel like I got a show. And when I talk to you, I feel like you give a fuck. So by you giving a fuck, makes me give a fuck. One hand washes the other. Always remember, the man who sleeps on the flow can't fall out the bed. Fuck you mean.

Make sense. Guess what? Dick, we sleep on the flow. Always get stepped on. Come on. Yeah, show it! Ah! Nah!

Nah! Hey, nigger! Yo! Oh! Cone! D.C. Oh, my God. Man!

Your tithes look like you's tea bags. That's what. I like my teeth is long. Hey. Like my teeth is long. Pull your teeth is out. If you ain't no hater. Long.

We like my titty long. I like my titty long. Hey, I like my titty long. That's something that you can see. Her tith is long. Like the line, that's a DMD. You out here unfavor throwing the pussy? You 40?

What made you think I want some 40-year-old pussy? I don't want no plan. But think about that pussy's been out on the street since 78, my name. My name. That puss ain't even digital. It ain't Wi-Fi. I gotta have a cord. I can't just connect my phone to it He said fuck it. He said my dress gonna stop behind my ears. Hell. That look like the dudes you fight at the end of the more to combat. Corro.

What is this, man, man? I'm gonna get tired sometime. Anybody try to fuck you, it's move. What do you fuck to but TV? Everything he had to fuck through Martin. One time at least. Everybody has. Martin. C.S.A. If you ain't never fucked to Martin.

Stop and start laughing. You ain't no real nigga, bro. Well, you'd be hitting from the back in that one episode. Not my mama, fuck. I did not know you were sitting on that much ass. Oh my God. I know Keisha from belly got the fat ass. Jesus. She's sitting on ass like she got osteopio corrosus. Stand up. Let us see it.

Stand up. Let us see it. Boy, that ass. You security? We don't trust that comedy house security. We're saying y'all on video not doing shit. Niggas started fighting y'all didn't even yell. Man, them niggas scrapping like a motherfucker. Yeah, them to this long right in front of you.

We got to give a shout out to our niggas in Colombia. It's a real city. Now we know, we know, we know where we at now. I've seen it on YouTube, but we ain't going to bring that up. Now, don't start no shit in here tonight. I'm trying to see who out there. How many of y'all from Columbia, South Carolina? There you go.

Nigger, you look like you can fight. Don't start no shit in here tonight. big man we ain't gonna have it order him some chicken wings so he calmed down we ain't trying to have no problems in here tonight y'all we got a great show for y'all all i ask is that you drink up be married be happy give these boys a lot of energy and they're gonna give it back to you y'all y'all get ready this man i'm about to bring out right here right now you're seeing him on m tv he's half of the old school rap battle one third of the 85 south show y'all give it up he's out of wisconsin dc start clapping right now. Give it up for Chico Bing!

Wasn't like a meagos, you've trapped out a rego, fly like a seagull, we've sticking like me, though. Colombia, what's going on? No, no, I'm not watching for five for a regal. That nigga, what the fuck kind of couch is this, nigga? Hey man, first of all, I want to say shout out to everybody for being in here 430 in the afternoon on the Sunday. If we got

niggas in Columbia, I ain't got shit to do, or y'all really fuck with the 85 South Show. That's what it is. I know we fuck with it. Y'all got a whole plate of wings down this. You said, bitch, let me get all the types of wings and put them on to piss up. Yeah, you can tell this ram by some

niggers right here. This shit. They got the motherfucker. Pimp magic chest up this motherfucker. We got the sound right. Did somebody do a sound check in this bitch? Got me out here sounding like an old pastor. I said hello check one two two three check three this shit is crazy this is a Burlington Co factory they didn't turn into a when I pulled into the parking lot I was like where the fuck is the comedy club I was like oh they put a sign over the Burlington sign and turn this

into a fucking comedy club nigger then they just took a whole bunch of shit that was left at the Burlington and just put it up on stage no no don't throw that couch away nigger we can use that Yeah, we want that Couch from Vampine Brooklyn on stage with these niggas. And Nana's carpet. You can just sit on this motherfucking just contemplate for the rest of the show. Matter of fact, that's why I'm sitting there for the rest of the show.

Fuck, how are y'all doing? I'm good. Look at you, beautiful. Hey, we're the white man. I know they got a white man running the sound. Is that a nigga back there running the sale? Oh, we really fucked up now. This nigga used to work at Burlington. They just kept him. They was like, hey, bro, hey, bro, put the coast up. You look like you want to run sound.

Nigger, come on. We got a job for you. There you go. It sound like I'm on the next day, you know, from 96, Nick. Get the church, you hear me? All right, yeah, I appreciate you. And everybody, they go to white man. They go to white man that run the sound.

Make some noise for the white man to run the sound. That nigga got the fuck out of here. He's like, yep, come on. That's it. That's all. Yep, take your mic. I'm gone. Uncle Fester got the fuck out of here, nigger. That's Uncle Fester right there. He ain't slick. That's what it is, man. We'll see what we got in here tonight. We got the... Y'all look like an R&B group from Columbia. What's your name is? Y'all, look, and she said, we're from Augusta. We from Augusta. Y'all came up from Augusta to the fuck with us? All right, we appreciate y'all, man. That's what it is. Huh? What you...

All right last night, like y'all was coming to take a quiz. Alright, the nigga, Chico Head Big. I know shit about him. Y'all got boyfriends? All of y'all got boyfriends. What them niggas at? She like, shit, I don't fuck em, I don't care where ya. Look at your black ass, ma'am. You look like Keisha from belly. I'll fuck the shit out you.

God damn. We got three shows today, man. We got three of them here in Columbia. That's how much y'all fuck with us. Y'all have sold out three shows. So make some noise for yourselves, man. So we gotta keep this one quick. I hate that the sound was,

what's up with y'all over there with the whole 85 South shit on? Y'all look like y'all, look at y'all. This what's up. Got my baby over there, but I know you, do you, y'all go together? Y'all a couple? That's what it is.

We bring the gay girls out. We just let y'all come be free. Look at you got your 85 South hole jersey and a hat, y'all looking like Nelly from the Down Down Baby video. That's what's up. That's what's said. That's love right there.

Y'all great go home and fuck on a fresh plastic dick, ain't you? Just as, woo. She'd great ride this shit out. She keep the 85 South Jersey on when y'all do it. And you make sure you take them tities out too because they, they're, oh, they big. I see them. I don't give a fuck how many bras you got on. Them tithies large than a motherfucker.

I see them. Them shit says double dees, nigga. I don't know how you do it. Madden them shit down. All right, man. So now that we got the sound together, we're going to go ahead and keep the show rolling, man, because we got to keep this one going. So y'all ready to keep the show rolling?

Now I need more energy than that. Y'all ready to keep the show rolling? All right. Coming to the stage, coming to the Burlington Co-Factory stage all the way from Atlanta, Georgia. You've seen them everywhere. You see them on Instagram, you see them on TV, you see them in movies, but you're about to see them right here. Live the night in the Burlington Co factory in Columbia, South Carolina. So I need y'all to stop making some noise right now, put your hands together, make some noise one time.

Stop putting your hands together, Columbia. Make some noise for the one and only. B.C. Young Club! Everybody used to be a chuck of cheese or some shit. Who birthday party is? Oh my goodness, they bullshit. Y'all got a big-hand plate of wing. Wow, damn.

They just serving them on a platter like that? For real. He's talking about, yeah, ugly a nigga. You're not going to, fuck. That one big, two, one little two. A good one little two. I didn't know what they had Colombia was. I swear on everything.

I swear, I brought my uncle with me too. That thing I ain't know. I said, pack your bag, you're gonna go to Columbia. He's talking about good. I always want to go overseas. Look at that dick in here. Oh, it hurt like a motherfucker. Dad, don't drop that plate on nobody, dad.

Ain't nobody got time for that. Oh, I need to go around. Look, you turn. She's talking about, yeah. Okay, I know who's sucking dick tonight. She's talking about I will. You did. You ready, you ready, how ready you will be?

What's your name? What you do for a living? You work... You work ex... What the fucking is... It's a cable company? Miss, do you got cable? You got free cable?

How long have you been ex-5 years? Five years? It's been hurt up 10. This been stupid. Talk about five years. What would they get that couch from? You think I got a carpet, man, for what? Oh shit.

Oh, my goodness. Where they buy this shit from? Oh, my God. Who the fuck they're supposed to be? Oh, did the beat just come on? Oh. Oh, wow. If you say the chance, oh, ah, she's working as special.

She working with the cable. Somebody, yes, talking about five, but you put up ten, stupid-ass bitch. Y'all, stupid. I want to die. Y'all, dude, I love this energy. I love this is, and we gotta keep this shit going, y'all. Damn, why you won't stop. I'm fin to bring my nigga to the block.

We up in Columbia, South Carolina. Looking at you, you look like pretty poplowe. Oh my God These are coming out of nowhere All right, oh hot, fuck Stop, nigga They're gonna make me saying Like, nigga, I don't want to say it

Oh, y'all have a good fun You ready, baby? You ready, I can tell you. You ready? Because the next thing I'm about to bring up, they're crazy. You ready? You want me? Bitch, you don't want me? I do some

thines to you I do a lot of thine what's your name? What's your name? What are you from? You from who? Hampton? What?

What a hair that's it out here? Oh, y'all bitch is drunk, ain't it? This bitch ain't even looking at me. See, I'm from Hampton. My bitch, I'm over here. What are you from? Yes. Look like Serena Williams, bitch.

That's what you look like. Okay. No, I do like it, baby. I take your ass up through that line. You better stop playing with me. I will fuck you. What'd you say? You put that on just for me?

Don't you embarrass that, friend. Let me go before she got that fucking show up. Listen, the next motherfucker I'm about to bring to the stage, y'all. Y'all don't see that motherfucker everywhere, MTV, BT. He probably got EBT still. You dig what I'm saying. Y'all make some noise right now for my nigger, my doll, Carlos Miller. Oh, what's up? That's it.

I can be tolling on handguns and let's just come with a dundit. Hey! I can't be fucking a doll hoes and let you guys call in a red. What's up, man? I can't be driving on regular cars. You got to come with a button. I'm broke like a way. Well, I'm up.

All right. I can't be rap for free. They got to send me a budget. I didn't be fucking old rock. I had this new butter rough. Fuck it off. I can't be rocking on. Oh, man.

I can't be drinking on regular a certain. I can't be drinking on my cousin. He had to slip on my cousin. slip on a rapper we're going to have some good-ass times in here, bro. They already made the stage look like your auntie living room.

Bro, I feel like I'm going to spend a night with my grandma, don't it? Who we got in here tonight? What a couple's at? Let me see. Cappos, make some noise. You went here with your little boo on a Sunday evening. Say what?

Your boo in the back? No, the couple's in the back. How do you know? You're anybody of yourself? You can't speak for the couples if you're not a couple? Mm-mm, mm-mm. I like that. You got that little crazy-ass voice.

I know that puts the good. They in the back. Yeah, it sounds like the customer service rap. Ah, yes, you don't have a receipt, sweet art. Could you step over here? I'd be right with you. Thank you so much. Yeah, that's that voice.

They'll be like, uh, it's going to be like, uh, It's going to be 15 minutes on spicy. Can you pull up? You really stop me from telling the joke to ask me about my cologne? It's some new shit. It's French. It's called,

Gish, come running. Yeah, because when they smell it all the bits is to be running. You like that? Say what? It's a mama catcher. I ain't trying to fuck no mama. That's the old me.

It's too much. much good pussy out here with no kids with nothing to do I didn't stress too much with another nigga baby mama I'm sitting on the couch wondering

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because you may owe $10,000 or more and they can qualify you for some programs and get the taxes forgiven I'm telling you I've been with them how you think I got this house they forgave all my taxes get the hell off my port bye I was fucking with this girl with three kids with no stretch malls. I was like, I don't believe this bitch. She's a magician or something. She ain't got nothing on her thighs, her stomach smooth. Who is this hole? Why y'all so late to the 430 show?

Bring your ass in here, man. Got the nigger with the Kodak black puffs. That nigger still sell cocaine. That's not even rocked, just cocaine, the little soft bag. I love coming to Columbia, bro, because every time my coming. here. These women in Columbia make me feel like I'm a cold nigger, bro. Like, I just be getting hollied at

like, I'm a bad bitch when I come here. Bray, I was at Popeye's this pregnant girl came up like, so what's so? You like pregnanty bitches? I was like, I ain't never knew that was on the list of shit the light. You ain't even going to have the baby first before you

I can't bro, I can't fuck no pregnant girl again. Because I'd be too deep In the pussy You ever felt the feet? Y'all really gonna judge me

in this motherfucker? Okay, all right. You got the long dick, I'm bro. That's why they be out here acting crazy. You ever met her miss? She should be talking to you crazy.

Like, I could tell you've been fucking with a fucking nigga. Wait, that fuck. You want to change that attitude. Then you put the dick on and fuck her eyebrows off and then she thinks she's your girlfriend. Start asking you goofish, so what are we?

Humans, what do you mean? Are we just ordinary people? Oh shit, it's hot as fucking here. The air don't work. We're going to leave this motherfucker. It's smelling like we all been cooking. It's smelling like straight chicken grease. Why all these single ladies right here?

What are y'all mean and shit up? Ma'am, don't answer no more questions. I'm so sick of you in this little goddamn swoop looking like a musician with that little swoop leave me the fuck alone I'm just playing with you I don't give a fuck you this your auntie house we can talk about what you want to talk about

you do what's your name Mia? You watch the 85 South show that's what's up right? Hell, you drunk. In the middle of the afternoon. What's wrong with you? Drunk on antibiotics, she fucked up.

We got out of women who know what them antibiotics is for is laughing. Okay. Say what? For real? You two? So, y'all out of all the women in Colombia, y'all are the two that's fucking with me? So it's three?

What I'm about to auction this dick off? We's opening up the bid at $350. What you got? We got $350 right here. $500. We got five right here. 700, you want to back? I know.

I can tell. I can look at the makeup at this table and tell y'all got money because the face matched the neck. We don't wear it and we don't need it. I just couldn't wake up in the morning to that voice. Baby, you want your dick suck? I don't know. Why you sound prehistoric, bitch?

Mm-mm. Stop it, Mia. You cockblower. right you know what I don't want her to think that I'm out here choosing I want to see what's in the room can I can I mingle for a minute damn what your own thing is doing out here these women is this aggressive I told you I was a fine nigga in Columbia and then you see it by yourself you act like it look at everybody else acting where you from New York what part I don't know what fuck that is. We're from the South.

Niggas don't break it. All New York is New York. We don't know. You from Queens? All right, cool. I can tell. She don't know how to act. She just got down here. She just, yeah, she got some of that cheap rent. Now, that bitch thinks she rich. Whatever, bitch. I got money left. Let's do something. And the fuck. Like, I'm independent. I'm thinking about buying a car now. When the last time you had a nigger?

I know you talk so much. That's probably why you love. I'm just saying like a nigger that was fucking with you, not just fucking you. Like a nigger that liked you. Don't fucking, oh, this is a real question. Like when the last time you had a nigger just really was fucking with you, like he liked you? Huh? Right now?

Yeah. with you when we put this out and he see how you throwing that pussy. You don't deserve a nigga. You out here unfavor throwing the pussy. You 40? What made you think I want some 40-year-old pussy? I don't want no plan. Think about that pussy being out on the street since 78, my name.

That pussy ain't even digital. It ain't Wi-Fi. I got to have a cord. I can't just connect my phone to it. Got to put that pussy on a charger. Man, I don't want that OLED. A lot of pussy, bro. I want some digital pussy, bro.

No, that pussy got a pool start on it like an old lawnmour. You and your uncle got to get that pussy together. Try it again, nephew. Hold on what you got! We got to take that carburetor out of there and blow that pussy out. What she got on that pussy? Two barrel, four barrel. That's a four barrel on that pussy.

There's a six-sillo or eight seven. That's a V8 or six-s seven. I want no 40-year-old pussy. Pussy smell like a weed eater when you take the band and say, ugh. I don't want that. No, it won't. Old pussy ruin your life. Hey, are you sitting in the house in the summertime with the heat on?

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On the Black Effect Podcast Network The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast Or wherever you go to find your podcast Much love to all the women in here With 40-year-old pussy All of them ain't like that But you can tell about her voice, hers, like that. Forty, I'm 40.

Uh, uh, you 40? Uh-oh. You 40? What are the 40-year-old women? Make some noise? Seven. Okay. Where the 50-year-old women at? It's two? All right. 60.

All right. They must didn't hear about the show. All right. I'm about to, we're about to bring everybody out here. We got a whole living room set up. What's all, Jay Owen? How you doing, bro? This club funn is here, bro.

Look at the logo, a dick and a ball. They got dick and balls with hair on it. You know that's exactly what that is. That is a phallus. Play something for all the Columbia niggas, bro. Much love to all my niggas who had a hell of a summer, you finally put that motor in that Chevy. Yeah.

Play on something like that, bro. For all the people who left a little piece of blunt in your ass tray. For after this. showing much love to all the women who still got a little bit of hair on the coochie. They'll be hanging out the panties on the leg.

The 40-year-old women. What? For real? You're wearing that ball head. Yeah, this is for all the smooth pusses. Hey, bro, pussy don't stay smooth. Long don't do it, bro. You ever look at you, you ever be touching it, and it be smooth, then you eat it, and that shit burn your face off you.

This goddamn pussy is a cactus. Yeah. This, hey, I tell jokes for stupid-ad niggins, bro. Grown men who laugh at stupid shit. Like when you're hitting it from the back and you look at her booty hole and you just laugh and you don't look down no more. I know who my niggas here. Uh-huh. Shout out to all the women who get their hair done in the kitchen.

I'm the real champs out here. Much love to all the niggins who've been with their girl for three years, and you still don't take your socks off at the house. This podcast right here is for all. the niggas who know that real gangstass niggas don't get butt naked shit got quiet that's so real you see that everybody got quiet like gangstead niggins ain't getting but naked fuck that no they ain't me gonna have on something especially fucking you i'm just pulling my dick out the dick hole i'm fully dressed somebody catch me fucking you i'm gonna do like i did when i was 15

Huh? What? Say what? Huh? What? This podcast for real niggas, who know that good pussy got bleach in it? Yeah, I lost some of y'all, didn't I? Yeah, when it get on your shirt, that shit don't never come off, dude. You watch that shirt three times. Pussy juice. Still on it. I'm about to start selling shirts with a little white spot right though.

Taking over. What's up, bro? You security? We don't trust that comedy house security. We're saying y'all on video not doing shit. Niggins started fighting y'all didn't even yell. Man, them niggas scrapping like a motherfucker. That shit crazy. That fight lasted 12 minutes.

That nigga had to fend for himself till three fat bitches was like, leave him alone. You security, too? Oh, okay, just a nigga with a big ass head. Hey, Auntie, I see you with your jersey down. You ain't speaking back. Y'all 85 South down. Y'all look cool than the motherfucker.

Who that to you right there? You don't know that lady? You're like, we just got the same shit on. Sit by me. What happened to all them people right there? They're in the bathroom or so? What the fuck? We don't give a fuck. They pay for them tickets, so.

It's all good. It's all good. We appreciate y'all coming out to fuck with the 85 South show. My nigga, Quavo, in this bitch. What's happening, boy? I ain't see you right there. Why ain't you say something? This nigga ain't this, bro.

Let's see who else we got in here. I see you a minute later. That's your man right there with the bald head. You're taking care of that, nigga. I can tell, because the bald head is shiny. Keep doing what you're doing, bro. You can tell you got a good woman. flourishing in life your ball head be shining skin clip beer connect me you're getting

good and push and food over there huh yeah that's a good woman look like she'll give you three hundred dollars for nothing just have a nigga confused what the fuck I do we're so used to getting treated like shit we don't even know how to take nice shit she you think a nigga ain't got money what the fuck oh How you doing me later? I like your hairstyle. They purple shit. Killed them bitches.

It's bitches dead right now, stressed out because your shit purple. Hell yeah. Then your shit tied up in a boat. Shut your ass up. You think I'll see the swoop. Stop playing with me. I see that shit. Got the little short cut.

Yeah, I see the little short cut. It's the what? What you mean? What that mean? What that means? When you want to go? Oh, so they got a salon. So you just took the opportunity to make a little commercial

that ain't have shit to do with what I was talking about. But I like you, though. You're a real hustler. Yeah. But if I ever fuck with you, just know. I'm going to take my shit in the bathroom with me because you too, you talk too much. It's something about you that I just feel like you are still a nigger money

and put it back before he notices it. I ain't ain't gonna do him like that. I'm not though I'm not I'm telling you I'm not I know me I know me Pussy don't run me

I ain't gonna tell you the dick I ain't gonna run you But I'm telling you This good dick now This is not just Some dick you meet in Columbia This good dick

This that dick That a heck that a hell You call it all three of them bitches I'm telling you Like I'm sick of these Oh I'm telling you You'll cut all them off.

You'll tell your mom about this dick. You're from Augusta George. Look, say, we're like, ooh, tell your mama. That's that good dick. You'd be like, Mama, don't tell nobody, but. I'm fucking with this nigga. Carlos, I don't know what it is. A bitch losing weight.

Yeah. I'm not going to argue with you the whole time. So what's the name of the solicit? anyone ever been to salon vanity oh don't be promoting your shit in Columbia they're not gonna drive all way out there no they're not because by the time they get the gust of the washing shit said dry shit doesn't curl back up hell no it's too hot for that shit it's a protective style y'all should have rented a hotel room and did some hair in columbia none hustling a y'all y'all

sell bundles. Yeah. I ain't buying none. I'm just asking. You got some of which? I do got one or two bitches that care about me.

We ain't having sex. We're just friends. No, they're not. I'm not that nigger. I'm not going to buy your weave. I'm not going to buy your weave. I'm not going to buy your weed. You can

be baldheaded as the fuck because I'm not gonna buy you weed you can be all headed I don't give a fuck cuz I'm not gonna buy you we you can be baldheaded if it's up to me not gonna buy you weed okay let me tell you why because I'm that nigger named Lose and I be doing the most I can't be buying hairstyles for all of My host, I got too many. You heard what I said. Give me some head.

Even if you bought it. Oh, that's just stupid. Turn that shit off. Let me bring the guys out here, man. Y'all ready for some 85 South Show shit, man? Do y'all know all the podcast is for? Hey, okay then.

Yeah. This podcast right here is for people who make regular. hamburgers at home on regular bread. And bitches from Queens. Find that shit, bro. Is that it? That's the one?

You ain't never been to Columbia before, bro. These are some gangstas niggas. You got to play a lot of gangstass shit, bro. Uh-uh, don't play that. Just play the guitar when I bring the niggas out here. Say that one. Because I'm telling you, these are some real gangstads niggas who ride around on 28-inch rims with that girl and a pit bull in the backseat. You see how they're laughing because it's true.

You nigga, dog, mean, and a motherfucker hanging out the 80-something boss shit. With the goddamn clemson flag behind that shit. Gang Cox. That's the one. Shout out to the game, Cox. Tell my niggas D.C. And tell my nigga Chico to come out here, man. We're going to talk to these people, man.

Let them experience the 85 South show at the Columbia Comedy House, nigga. Got us telling jokes behind the goddamn Cogor Wellhouse. Yeah. How y'all doing right here tonight? Everybody good?

Y'all got the little wing buffet? Yeah. Okay. Shout out to all those girls from Augusta. You're a rapper? Let me hear something right there then. Spit that shit with the bow on your head. What's your name?

I told the bitch started rapping. She did that. All right. All right, here you go. Now, my bitch dumb, bad a bitch in here. What you want to do with my mind? You ain't talking about it. I knew that was coming.

I knew that it was coming. I had said shit. Did you make a right? Hey, you make a little. Then you like all right. You see me. You did your shit, bitch. Where are you got braces?

Ooh. What's your name? Neitay? Ooh, Neatay. What you're gonna go? Don't think of a big. Neatay how big? Neat. She got that name. Your mama ain't gonna like her. And you tell that what's my name? Neishay. Don't call my damn house with that fucking great attitude. You ain't gonna call. You gonna pull up. You gonna pull up.

My mama fuck with you might not have to cook. You know what I'm talking to her. She talked a lot, my nigga. I see. I like that. That bitch's gonna keep going. Your mama fought with me, and I made good net bones. She'd have talked that talk while she's fucking, come on, let's go. You're like, bitch, shut up. Take this, dick.

What's you drinking on in that carnival cup? This is a family reunion cup. My nigga been thinking that the whole time. This nigga was like, man, this nigga been drinking this shit like, man, this is a cup from the house right here. At the family reunion, who we introduce it. Stupid air. They got the cups from the...

They kept the cuss from Burlington, too, and just put comedy house on that motherfucker. What's on the cubs? Comedy house. Look at this, nigga. He ain't got shit else to do. What thing is? Huh?

Damn. That's your favorite tune, Nate. Let me see who in hell. Why don't they give me to mic? They must know me. They put a leash on my ass. They can't let that nigga go fuck. God damn it.

They don't... They had me on that motherfucker when I first came out. It wasn't even working. They're like, fuck that. We heard about that digger. that dig a leash. What's up, what a white man in? I need him to come on angle this shit.

I'm gonna give you this one. I just had to see who in hell, bro. I want to see. I thought it was an extra step. All right. They told me, I got to stay in the right. Goof-ass shit. My shit, no one. What's up, boy? Yeah, yeah.

What happened to these niggas? They bust ain't much. They can't. Yeah, that's head in black. Chilling. These niggins on the side of the road. Like the temptations, dude. Oh, shit. Somebody snuck a white girl in here.

I found him. What she at? She tucked off in the corner. Where's he at? She tucked off over there. I can't come back there. My mic don't work. Yep.

You stuck, nigga. Yeah, I'm stuck on this side of the time. I go over there. I'm over here with teen A and shit. Damn. There we go. Bitch, we got to be family. Who in the crowd?

Well, we got everybody in here tonight, boy. You ain't going to believe it. It's like an all-star show in this big. Everybody in hell. Who in that bit? That thing got a big app for here. Where you heard, Chico. Oh, yeah.

That thing right. Shit! I got your head with some dreads. I found some white people, they snuck in. God damn. That they got the headline like Floyd Mayweather today. I found some white people snuck in. I see they in the corner, but no.

Carlos, you got to come see my mad dreads right here. And he got that on Mario on feet right there. For what? For what? That nigga is right here. He said, fuck it. He said my dress is going to stop behind my ears. Hell.

That look like the dudes you fight at the end of them. more to combat. Coral. I did not know you were sitting down much ass. Oh my God. Keisha from belly got the fat ass. She's sitting on ass like she got osteosis.

Stand up, let us see it. Stand up, let us see it. Boy, that ass. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Damn. Hold up. Damn. Damn. You know how you get on today, but you see

a friend. Damn. What do you do? Everything. Everything. I just need you do something. What'd you do for a living? She'd do half. They own a salon in Augusta. In Augusta.

You found that they was from Augusta, too? Yeah. I thought they was from Columbia. They were like, Fort Dad, we're from Augusta. I was like, I don't know what happened why you was out here. My shit was lit. We had a dick auction. Her, this lady and this lady was bidding on the dick. It's still up. Oh, who dick? Yeah. They ain't meet the reserve yet. Who dick was y'all bed on? Mine. Oh, yours.

Yeah, it was me. I can't do too much. Yeah, why not? Yeah, my shit, my shit got a shortage. Oh, switch with me. I switch with you. No, I fuck with it, because it made me, you know what I'm saying? Because I get the thing. Yeah, do go.

Now, you got to see some niggas who are out there, bro. We got an all-star cast. Bik. Go get them, fly. Look at it, there. Yeah. Fuck you. Oh, I got to see this shit.

Oh, I got to see this shit close. Damn! Oh, what's all that, nigga? I think it got Maine right here. You're stupid. Oh, shit. Leave that big a little. Look, he, okay, see, this had dread supposed to look.

Okay, I see you. All right, who we got to here? A little dread. What's wrong with you a little drag? Smile. We got a smile. We got the whole Columbia in here. Got the whole club.

I see you, Puffs. Chico, you saw my nigga Cuevo. My name, Cuevo. What Cuevo is that? He right here. He ain't him. The evening can't get lost. These niggas matchin right here.

They can't get alone. Yeah, he got burgundy, she got on burgundy. That's what they'll get lost. You see my girl, what's you wearing? Same shit I got on, same shit I got on, same. Y'all is crazy. We lit. Hey, well, you put a hair more hair on your mohawk.

Yeah, I told you they were in here tonight, bruh. Well, look at that wait a tree, man. That man, that white a little fine in here. What's up, black? Ain't anybody gonna get you? This nigger's in here. He's looking, he's like, well, yeah, what in here?

Can you see the name? Yeah. Big man, why? You think he's gonna see you, Ah! What's your name, bitch? Deangelo. You got a skinny nigga name.

You can't be. You got to be like Big Kev or something. You security, nigger. No. You can find security. shirt so he bought army pants he said they're going to get the message they're going to get the message

you need security in this motherfucker nigger run on stage in Columbia niggins. Oh shit. This shit looks like a TV set and cut all right I'm gone oh shit I said this shit look like your auntie house bro it do especially with their carpet this ain't carpet this a rug my nigga

this is that old couch your auntie used to get fucked on right here, nigga. This shit right here old than a motherfucker. This day couch, you fuck wrong. You don't need no rubble with the couch like this. Yeah, I'm gonna try this bitch. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta listen to some OJs on this couch, nigga.

The girls got plenty good love, and yeah, I ask me how I know, and I tell you so she used to be my girl, and she come in like, hey, how you doing, baby, welcome. Look at she, that's who you fuck, right? Bro, that's her. No, too, fuck, there you go. There, I knew somebody

would go catch it. Niggas, she is. She wants to fuck to the OJs. That'd be like... That's some disrespectful shit right there if you think about it. Do you imagine you, I was your girl and some old nigger just show up singing that shit. See, like, if you translated in today's term, this nigga pretty much showing up saying that girl got some good pussy.

A whole lot of good pussy. Ask me how I know. She used to be my home. Yeah, I fucked up. You told her back in the day? Yeah. You thought they had whole songs back in the day? Yeah, yeah. They used to be snitching on niggas. Be hating on niggas.

I don't know why they used to do that. Like Drew Hill They'll tell him Niggas been a hater Like stop telling on these nigga bro Don't let these nigga fuck me Bro Drew Hill didn't even hide the shit

They had a whole song Came out just called I should be your boyfriend Yep Show damn dead That nigga Joe The R&B singer Joe He had a song

Where he was snitching on a nigga For real That nigga came on a song It was like Nigger Smoking with the homies That's all he do Always hanging out

Losing money playing silo every night out at the go-go he don't sleep around but it's in his plan by the other man that's a hate man Why don't you? You don't tell that bitch the whole

run now. The whole story dog I'm like this thing is You gotta fight that name. Now you got to push it back in the day I don't know why. At the end of the song he really say I can love you endlessly Spanish bill up by the sea Here's my private Code to

Get to me Bet your man can't do it like me Sexing you instead of watching TV I'm like this nigga dog Fuck this nigga man A nigga get tired sometimes Anybody trying to fuck you miss move What do you fuck to but TV

Every nigga ain't hit and fuck through Martin One time at least Everybody has Martin C-Side If you ain't never fuck to Martin And stop and start laughing You ain't a real nigga Exactly You'd be hitting from the back in that one episode

Now my mama per Nah, I'd be fucking doing first four to eight. I'd be like, hold up, baby. I thought this nigga about to tell. Yep, he told. Let's do it. It's hot as hell in here. Y'all need to cut some of these lights down.

Nika, we is frying. This hot as hell everywhere in Colombia. Naga, Columbia, I got out the car and was like, shit. I might want to just Facebook live. Them these jokes. This hot as a motherfucker out here. Columbia is a different place, bro. We was on our way here.

Chad didn't know what the shit was. He was like, bro, how are we going to know when we get to Columbia? bruh then a white dude rode by in the truck with the confederate flag was like nigger i was like we there we're here we here we just got the columbia bro you got a shortage in the light right here they got a shortage in everything in here they still plugged into the motherfucking building next door to get the electricity there's some nigger some nigger shit here what this shit used to be before it was a comedy club family dollar a wind this i win dixon i win dixon yeah we're telling jokes in the frozen food say i'm dead it

We all over here by the peanuts. Nick, what the fuck? A wind dixon. This is a little out, Winn Dixon. Bullfuck had three aisles, three legs. The deodorant lane. I can't take this nigga nowhere. Soon as you come in, you at the camera,

it's a goddamn bitch, shit. Man, who got broke up with this summer? Make some noise. Look, they're happy about it. Look, you got broke up with? You with a girl. What you said? That's your best friend.

Your best friend. Oh, shoot your best friend ass out of here. Did you hear how that nigga made the noise when she said that like a nigga punched him. He don't want to fuck, ma'am. Ain't such thing. Bits, you ain't my best friend. What made him your best friend, ma'am? Why is he your best friend?

So? You don't really know the nigger behind clothes? You be with him behind clothes, though? No, you don't really know that nigga then shit. You never know what the motherfucker is. Don't do behind clothed those. What you do for 11, big man? Leo.

Steve Q-tips in this hill, nasty, nigger. What you do, G. What you do for that? That's, if you sticking Q-tips in the hill, ugh. That ain't your bad friend, man. You don't know him. What you do, bro? You run, what restaurant?

What restaurant you run? Can't be running it. You in here. That'd be closed today. That'd be closed on a Sunday. Stupid-ass-a-nig. Don't you know everybody eat on Sunday? This nigga, going out of business. I know it. What kind of restaurant is it?

Nick, that I had like a motherfucker. I said what type of restaurant is that that nigga said, uh, uh, uh. I'm really making plates out of my kitchen. I take them out to the barbershop every Thursday. And they got a food truck. I got, uh, chicken, big chicken. Oh, I got, uh, spousand. He got baked chicken.

I got salmon a day. I ain't going to hand no cabbage till Thursday. You know, they got a shortage. Since they knocked down to Win Dixie and made it a comedy club. I can't get my goddamn my cabbage and shit We're out of macaroni Ain't no macaroni

I'm gonna out of some shit Nigel off you two sides ain't got the one What do you have? No for real Can we try to put your bin It's on the map, Nick What is your bed?

What's the restaurant? Hickory Downer? Is your shit or you just worked up? Oh, okay. You said Hickory Downer? Cabin. Tavern.

Tavern. Tavern. Who been to the Hickory Tavern? They've been to the Hickory Tavern. They like shit. I seen the truck go by one day. I don't know. I ain't know that was him. Not the Hickory Tavern.

You know he'll own that motherfucker. He called it to Hickory Tavern. Man, nobody who ain't got that hickory tavern in Columbia, that shit, that's sound d'ass. Who is that plan? I want you to get on, though. She should have bought some food, nigga. Who else is on the business? Who, anybody here own their own business? We're trying to put you on the map. Huh? Degger, I mean, we know we got. We know y'all from a gun.

who else on one what's your business a consulting company you talking to people all day who else got one what you do they got a business are you a fashion design are you a mouthful now with that shit you got on i'm telling i think i got a mouth full of go i'm a badge of design who it worked this nigger named hamadi hamadi faragard that nigga named hamadi faragard that That nigga named Hamadi Furrigan? Yeah. You sound like a Muslim, nigga. You shouldn't be making no clothes.

What a hell you get to clothes at? Homani. Bitch, you don't know him. Shut up. She know every goddamn thing. That's why I told you don't talk to it. I ain't talking about. She told you.

She just say what the fuck she wanted to say. I ain't know she was on the goddamn show. That bitch gonna get y'all locked up. What are we? I mean. It's in here, but. Stupid-a-l-boy. Crazy.

Crazy. He was like, I didn't. She's trying to convince us she cool. She was like, if we was good. I wouldn't even say that if the pole leaves to pull us over. I shut up then, but now she was. I know your boyfriend, be like, hey, bitch, shut the fuck up. They got to talk.

Go to sleep, bitch. Go to sleep. She evil, bro. I know you're talking to your sleep. Stop snoring. I can't sleep. This bitch just told herself to stop snob. Bro, you stupid and fuck.

Hey, man. This bitch told herself to stop snobb. These niggas and hit cool as a motherfucker the night. Shardie right there still got her sunglasses on. You know she flies a mom. Bro. Who? Her right there.

What? No soldier boys. Yeah. The man came here like, boy, I'm about to see these niggas. You. Hey, man. You better stop, nigga. That's the candy, lady. We all go get robbed after this show of her.

She got them glasses on show what she'll see the gaiting in her eyes. Now, she's drunk. Fucked you mean. Well, that would that be. She can play spade like a motherfucker. Man, the court, goddamn short, then, I'm both. Yeah, they used to get a little mic. Damn couch, I stole my phone.

That's what I happen. Yeah, it show did. The damn show dead. The damn show dead. Digg was far wrong with you. They're making my shit. Oh, shit. How many y'all got to work tomorrow? That's the question.

Well, we appreciate y'all hard-working people. That's why y'all came early. Listen, let me go on CD, nigger. What did you say? Boucho got me on there. That bit, that bitch sounds like that little roachman of men and black. I don't want to do that. Don't do that. I said, don't do that. Bring me some cigarettes.

Y'all added the goddamn show. Give me some water and some sugar. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You all what, bitch I said sugar. Oh, ugh. Ain't no way you can fuck her with a voice like that. You can't give me that goddamn dick. I like that

fucking my uncle Oh my y'all Y'all is stupid Niggins say give me some water And some sugar Leave her alone Bro, she's from Queens Oh shit, man

Y'all is stupid Leave her alone Bro, that's my little swoop right though She got the little spook in the front Yeah, she got that good Anita baker in the front Na da da da da da She won't who brought this carpet up here

Look at y'all you freaky too I can tell you freak Stop, cheek all right No, I'm like you did before she brushed the tea. Just, hold up, bitch. Ah, uh-uh, don't do that. No. You got to go on, uh, don't do that.

Now your dick's smelling like ginger vitus. Yeah. You can't even piss right. Your fingers thinking, ah, what the fuck? I'd have washed my hands and everything. My shit still smell like morning, bro. You must want some hat. Not, no, bitch.

I don't want no head. I don't want her head. Oh, shit. I should ask you do you want a head? You must want some. Stop it right now. Oh my God. I don't want no hair.

That thing is stupid, man. Please. Leave her low, bro. I don't want no head. Look, mom of the guy so confused. She took her glasses off. What the fuck is wrong with these niggas? No, she had to see who the fuck that was.

Fuck that. Oh, shit. Y'all is stupid. I'm gonna call the exterminate on your app, bitch. She's gonna break up out of here. I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow. tomorrow. It's so goddamn, I'm hot in this, bitch. It's hot. That's why I can't stay still,

you're making it worse moving around. I'm trying to take six. I'm trying to find AC in this thing. They got this old-ass leather couch. They got us sitting on there. You're going to be stuck to that bitch. That's why I ain't sit on it. I'm trying to find AC in this motherfucker. It ain't no AC. You better get you on the Martin Luther King fans. This shit looked like a vent, but it ain't. That's why I keep coming over here. I'm like, boy, this shit must don't work.

Like, shit. I need to cut this motherfucker hole, my niggins. Hey, man. Hey, he's stooped his hell, man. I swear, boy, I burn it up, nigga. I'm about ready to get in the drone, boy. Oh, shit. Oh, man.

This hot as a motherfucker in here, man. That nigga had all this dreads when he came in. That shit's melted off, nigga. That niggins shit stopped falling off. He was like, baby, shit. Oh. You got a hat? got a head like a dog they fall out they got how you like shit what this and they can push it

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Podcast Network. The IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. You got that song. Hey, hey, M-O-Hey.

Hey, man, that bad said, fuck it, I ain't letting it go, nigga. Oh, shit. Keep doing your thing, bro, fuck it. No, do not keep doing your time. How did that niggins go? Hey, man. Damn, bro. Then a motherfucker.

That nigga ball from here to the end. Then it's drens all the way back. He got that real Steve. But what that nigga, Steve Wonder, motherfucker? Oh, boy. That's that Stevie Wonder for real. Y'all is stupid, man. Hey, stop going like this, OG.

That nigga drearly like coffee scrolls where, God, damn. Stop, bro. Poor tight. Hey, what year did they start running? 86. No, I'm just saying. ball head, nigga, I'm offended that you still can grow dreads from the neck back,

nigga, that shit crazy. This nigga got dreds from the neck down, my nigga. Fuck, I'm gonna grow me something just lay those bitches over. I don't give me fuck. That nigga gave me hope, nigga. I just cut the front of my shit off and wear the back. Fuck it. You stupid and fuck, but.

That nigga is the before and after picture of himself. That shit crazy is the ballpark. Why the ladies from the salon, like, he need a late front. Y'all ain't shit Y'all ain't shit Y'all is dumb in fool

Oh my God Oh bro Hey drop that shit But check this out We're gonna put the ladies down on this one here It's gonna be head Face talk and mohair

for the ladies All right Your fella Let's do with Let's say Hey Hey Look, hold, that ain't my song.

Oh, yeah, that ain't my song. Put them in your mouth and out. Stop, stop, bro. You got to play Will Smith for this big. Did you hear how this song came on? The nigger came right out the gate. With my nuts in your mouth. That's how all go look at them niggas used to.

Oh, shit. Come on, bitch. Want to sucks a dick. Check the hands on a nigga like this. Yeah, you be like, yes. See, I ain't scared. I knew frees today. I ain't talking about, man.

I won't want one of them back in the day. Ooh. Harry pussy freak. Boy. You got to go find that pussy. You don't want to freak it as all ever that Adina Howard. That bitch, that motherfucker. You see, hold up before you even say it, bro, I remember Harry pussy.

And the old niggins in here tell you, Harry pussy used to hell your whole right heel wet all you up your stomach. Stop me or shit up. I lost my virginity to some hairy pussy. We all lost my virginity to some hairy pussy. I wouldn't. I ain't know what it was. I ain't even know if I was fucking.

I ain't need to see the pussy. I'm like, bitch, something grabbing me. Yeah, you did it, right. You feel good, but I don't know what it is. You did it right. That hairy pussy sound like this. I need some water and some sugar. Their lips open up that motherfucker's like,

ah, I need some water. Stop playing. That make you love it too. You love it too, G. G. was like, bro, bring that shit back. Some of these was the need hair on it. Serena William Lawler, she don't know what going on. I've seen the girl pussy look like somebody stepped on it.

I'm like, that pussy's been stepped on. Is that a timbre in sand on the truck? What, would you say, what did you say, G? There you go. He's got to believe that, because he talked slow, and he from the South. That boy said, boy, that goddamn hair, puss on, do nothing to cut you up.

It's all right. You sound like you had a bad-ass experience, young, nigga, you all right? How did it cut you up, Nick? You sound like, that shit turned you hot. Hey, yeah. You know, all you don't need to come with me because I fuck with Harry Pusses.

Don't look like you do. He's like, boy, let me tell you something. That hair and pussy, fuck me up. He said, shit, it ain't fuck me up. What a dude could? I said, it felt good. He said, no, it cut me up. It cut me to fuck up.

Ain't nothing funny at it in the gay dudes when you start talking about pussy. Pussy? Nicks. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. I ain't got no cup.

Bro, I'm telling you. That's why I, when I was be in Atlanta, every time I leave the house, I dab a little pussy right here behind my ear on both sides, put a little bit on my wrist. Keep the niggins away. Yeah, you got to dab a little pussy behind your ear, so when you get around, I'm they be like,

ugh, somebody's smelling like pusset. Let's go. My eyes burning. My eyes are burning. Your eyes are burning. It's in here somewhere. Let's just go. it's in this area

I need some of that thank you ladies to all the women out here with good pussy thank you you don't get enough can we get a pastor rag please thank you to all the good pluses around the world

all the women who are gonna see this who got good pussy thank you too because you're the ones making life livable and shit it wasn't for y'all even though you got good push that don't mean you gotta have

no bad ass attitude bitch I'm just saying please sometimes you gotta have a bad attitude because it makes you want my hat i want some hair thanks i want what you need you bro you don't you better stop playing with her because she will give it to you and i will put it in a mouth ugh hey you're talking about hold on hold on she didn't got up see told it looking like chick a little bitch sit out Hey, that big got that burning mac.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you some. Let me tell you some. My man, fuck, are you? Stop, DC. You black, some of my bitch. You bitch, let me tell you some of my bitch. I love you.

I love you for your hat. What are the wrong with you? Hey, between and as soon as she starts talking, she starts talking, and she go, guess what that bitch did? How do you know? Because she's from Augusta sometime, too. She crazy. She's crazy.

She got arts and crowds on her titties, man. What the fuck? Wrong with her? This bitch crazy. Oh, she has shown us the sags titan. Br, I'm so glad I wasn't looking. Woo! Show the world in, bitch.

Show the world in. Show the world in. Yeah, that was I thought, man. That was I thought. Oh! Yeah. Hey. Yeah.

Yo. Oh! C. Oh! D.C. Oh, my God. Man. Your titties look like you's tea bags.

That's what. You know when you use the lifting bag and that motherfuck up them up. Them shit, oh, put them up. Oh, put them up. You go. You guys.

She go. Chigo. They had them Tibar's Titties. Stop. Chigo, them Titties look like the blood right before you closing. Them Tiddle is called a flat tie. Fuck that. Leave.

I'm leaving. Oh, God. This show over. This she's over. Then the motherfuckers. You, you. Her tear made the lady two start hurt. She's like, oh my god.

I got them. Motherfuck's out. Stop putting them motherfuckers out. Please. Please. Please. Oh, G. Oh, man.

This niggas still shot like I am. She can't even shake them, bids, them bitch, under her arms. Stop, fella. You know tiths look unique, but niggas is like, oh, my God. I love them titty, though. I ain't going to discriminate.

I love them titties. Oh, my God. We love all titties. I love them. As long as you got two of them. Just show them two tits. We'll work with them. We'll work with them.

We love them. We love we okay with you being okay with the titty. Oh, she did it again. She did it again. That's one of the ones you got to keep on the show when you fuck her. You're like, nah, I'm straight. Just keep your shit on. Just keep your shirt on.

Like you can rob it, bitch, but I'll listen, keep your shit on, right? You got to give her on yours. See, this is the 85 South show. This is the only show this shit like that happening. Nowhere else in the world where you get some tities pulled out like that. We're going to show the world too, bitch. This shit be a little. recorded, so.

The whole world is going to see them Tetties, so get ready. Get ready! Look at the wages. The waitress is like, oh my God, they smell like chicken. Jesus, man. She was like, this pay your bills so I can get from now here.

I'm telling them. They're right in your face, Ms. Ann. Did this niggas say the Titties smell like chicken? Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I'm going to walk off. Y'all niggas retarded. Y'all stupid. I didn't know that anyway. I don't, well...

She can't even put a credit card and them till this shit go straight down. Can I not lost my card? I don't lost my card. Where do you put this? This lady right here looks at stern. She's like, I did not come here for this shit.

I didn't drove all the way to the Bradfordicole factory. That's your friend, bitch. That's your friend, bitch. That's your friend, friend. When you out, that's your friend. Fuck that. If you get the fine bitch, you better hope they know your ass.

You need all the help. Amen. You're letting Colombia. I love this place. I don't want to leave. Wow. Isn't that the first place we had tennis showed us?

I don't know. You know what, ma'am, you are. Yeah, you don't put Colombia on the motherfucking map. The first place to show us real tidings. The tent is that we probably didn't want to see. But we sleep through it. We got

Tiday's in the building You're the first bit Showed them tinted Oh no! Oh, God, boy We don't want to see them titty no more Look at the Augusta, they said fuck this No, we are going back to the hair salon

This is bullshit Y'all leaving your phones You know, all you had to go to the bathroom at the same time That's right Y'all leaving your phones Y'all might be some lawyer bitch They're coming back Oh man

You need to go on the beach You're about to throw up on everybody at that table. I told you. I'm not to talk to that lady. Y'all got to fucking her. She don't want to be seen no more. She's aggrate drunk. She don't want to be here.

It's over with it, yep. Them tittis represent all y'all. With your corporate job having ass, you got a friend that go show her penis anywhere, bitch. That's your friend, Serena. Oh, oh. You point them out. She said shit and me.

You ain't my goddamn friend. Who else you know in this bit? We love you though. Hey, man. You had a breast reduction. You had the breast reduction. How big was it before you got them reduction? Oh, you got to go get the rest of them to these back.

You got to go. You got to go back. Go back in the rest of your titties back, ma'am. They didn't, you know, they, they, they, they got to go get them back. This is what I said. Go back in you. Hey, doctor. It's me again.

and uh fucking go ahead and get you got to go in the trash for them tell let me see that trash right quick yeah I don't want all though I just want half of them let me get she got to catch the truck wait I need something in that draw come oh oh my oh my oh me oh my What the fuck? Wait, wait. This shit fun, man. We're having fun.

You ain't never seen no shit like this. Hey, okay, we're back. Bro. I love you. I don't know what the fuck wrong with you. I don't know if the niggas in the back

can't hear y'all or what, but that is, that's the funniest shit under here. Y'all's stupid. Let me tell you something. I'm not going to ever get to get the rest of them. That was hilarious. It's over with it for me.

I love y'all. I'll put y'all sit on the motherfucking map. Real gangster shit. Hey, I don't ain't. Ain't nobody gonna be able to top this the next two shows. You win. They better. I hope y'all do. You win.

You won. I hope y'all do, please. You are to win'em. Because I am scored. I told you, she represented on y'all. Nigger. It got awkward in here. Niggas like, wait a minute.

There's some fit in here that wanna, you know what I'm saying, put her to the side, but she's scared. You might well put her own shit. Boy, start the opponent. Y'all gonna make the lady go in the label over here. The goddamn baby starts. The big of titty to represent Kalamia move, but right now, we know y'all put in a little flat.

Chick up, hey, hold up. Hey, man, I believe it, man. Well, that's not, that all of them know. They go like, what's going up in Kalaya? You see, the whole bunch of flat teddy, shit. Ooh. Stop, PC. If there's some big titties in the house

that want to prove what's wrong. That niggis sound like a fath. All right, if there's any big titties in the building, please come down. Oh, stop. Please come down, test them all the time. Oh, my God. Y'all need it laid alone.

This woman. We ain't on home. Every time y'all mention them tithes, the baby kick. Leave her alone. About to give birth in this. Yeah, you're pregnant. Yeah, she's been having adult sex. Yeah.

She pricked. She is with child. What you having? What you having? A boy, congratulations. I knew it was a boy, because the stomach low. Congratulations. Little boy's low.

They be low. What do you mean by that? The stomach be low. Oh, so the, my, baby mom, on shit was high? Yeah, she was high. It's a little girl. Little boy managed.

They'd be trying to get down there by the pussy. That's right, they're trying to come on and come on eye. That's coming to be low, when that's the boy, see her shit, low. Okay, I know that now. So my girl be like, what the fuck wrong with you? I'm like, yeah, you're having a boy, bitch. Oh shit. You got a fanny pad.

Yeah. That's how I know my nun's full of boys. They hangin low. They're full of boys. They're hanging low. They're hanging low. I got boys. Her tithies must be full of boys, too,

because they hanged loaded them up. I did not come here for this shit. It's a little boy. Y'all stop titty shaming. Your nigga's stupid. Hey. So a bunch of the boys. I love this job.

Me too. Do you see what we get? This is the 85 South show. Shit like that happened. We just come here and we just get blessed with ass and tities. Look at these fine ass women right here. Oh, my God. Do not show us your ass, bitch.

You don't show them your tithies. Y'all are synchronized. Oh, that bitch probably got ex-em on her ass. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. Don't show us nothing else. Don't show us, nothing else. Thank you.

No, no, you don't. Sit down. Show us, bitch. Oh, no. I'm from the hood. I don't let me pull my hood. Should I show a damn, bitch. That ass look like a pal.

With jogging pants. I turn this to the project. That nigga, bitch. No. Show it a dude, bitch. Stop. DEC. See, I don't want to see nothing.

Show us! Show us! This little nigger nasty. Fuck they, I turn this bitch into the project. No, no, no, no, don't do that. I get naked, you get naked, come on. Don't do that. I pull off a shirt, you pull out of the shirt.

You pull out of the shirt. Hey, Carlos, hey, Carlos. That nigga Dreds growing back. He's like, shit. I'm under pressure. Chico, that nigga to pull them down, man. There's some bullshit. Put my goddamn head back.

He also put my dress down. These motherfuck can play too much. Hey, man. We got the same chest. Hey, this is the greatest show out in the world. I don't give a fuck with nobody. say, ain't no shit like this going on nowhere.

Period. I love this bitch, man. What's your name, bitch? I love this bitch, man. She's so gaisal, man. She don't care about nothing. This bitch don't care about it. I love this bitch,

man. You are all with me. And bitch, you getting your VIP status on, bitch. I love that bitch. Fuck y'all. That's my girl. Oh, my God.

Oh, y'all so stupid. You're stupid as fuck. I'm mad as hell at you. And subjected me to this. She lit, y'all. She didn't pull them titty. I need some vaccine. Oh, my goodness.

Got my ass fucked up. I don't know what happened. If you ever stayed in the project, it's all way that one hood, bitch, that just be outside. Late at night. Nobody outside. Everybody sleet and shit.

Black, go to the bag, kiss her down. Come outside, bitch, it's hot. I know her, bro. Everybody's sleek, shit. I'm standing, bro. I know her, bro. She's licked. She keep the park red going, bitch.

I know you. I know you, man. Yeah. I fought with y'all this y'all. Everybody's sleep. Who calling me? She keep the park man lit, yeah. Who was calling me?

I know. What happened? I'm straight. She only knows she's talking. She just up. I'm straight on you. Ooh. Shout out to all the parents who just bought all those school supplies and shit.

Appreciate it. I'm still trying to figure out what they do. in that school with all this goddamn dishwashing liquid. They make a sign. See you for shit that's house on. We need two bars of bleach, some dishwashing liquid, some hand sanitizer. I'm gonna tell you what we did with it.

Two big beach towels. What the fuck y'all doing at the school? We put the dishwashing liquid in the hallway. We fucked the whole school up for about three hours. Put the dishwashing liquid in the hallway. Nigger couldn't be you walking that, motherfucker. The principal bust this ass. Hands hold, bro.

We got suspended for like a week for this shit. Yeah. I had with a fair. Shout out to the real people who did buy no school supply. Just sent your kids to school with one pencil in that spiral notebook. I had that little white lady getting in here. I'm from the hood.

That was all we had. She's the club on it. She's on the club. Oh, she's on the club. That's that mark right there. Like, all right, you guys like 20 more minutes. Go on here and get this shit on the road. She said, no, don't turn the camera on me.

I'm sorry. You guys do your little show. You say titties. They were longer than the show. You're going to leave that lady alone. She's like a good kindergarten teacher called Larry Baid's sweetheart. Mm-hmm.

Everybody get them. Mm-hmm. Yeah, the black waitress there. Ain't none. They had one. The business ain't came back out of it. She over there. Okay.

Don't you'll ratchet up. Make sure you tip these waitresses and waiters and shit like that. They got shit going on, too. They don't really be paying people in the service industry like that. If you ever had to work. If you ever had to work for tips, you'd know what that shit like.

You can't be working for a tip. A dollar ain't a tip. God damn. If you gotta leave it, leave three. Fuck that shit. Just so they can make five an hour fucking with your indecisive bad. Leave $3,000, you rich ass name. But if the bitch ain't do nothing about you some water than shit, fuck it.

Then you can leave a dollar, but leave something. Bitch, put some water. Like, oh, excuse me, like, bitch, I could have went to the back and pulled this shit, no. Yeah, everybody in the world asking for tips. Now, even the bitch who you paid. You pay to get in the club got a tip job. I was like, bitch, I just paid you. You don't get on tip.

I'm telling you. What you want? Good service. You ain't do shit. You gave me chain for a twin. I'm not getting you to chain. You're just trying me twin to get in that, bitch. If that was a game.

You know who really be deserving the tip? The bathroom, man. That nigga deserve a tip. No, that nigga don't deserve no tip. What, Nick, what grown that nigga is hanging out in the bare room? No, nigga, you got all the shit to do. That nigga got... You ain't there watching a pia and got the squirt up.

But that nigga comes squirt. Swerting, soap in your hand. You need some gum, my nigger. You need some cologne, dude. I ain't need done yet. Nigger put the squirrel over my shirt. You're like, you're going to need the squirder in a minute. I'm like, move.

Move. Move. Just making sure you all, baby. That's all I was doing. Just making sure you stream. Bathroom man in there selling paper towel. Look out for me now. All right, when I need some of your shit.

Then as you do, you want to buy some candy that you can steal. You want some gum. You want some stuff. I smell your breath. I smell your breath. No, I want none of that shit. Bro. Don't eat no candy out to bear with you.

from because somebody didn't wash their hands. That candy got dick on it, bro. Hey, man, everybody ain't here to wash their hands. Niggins, everybody got dick on it, bro. I don't know what you said, bro. Everybody in a hand. Somebody bought the candy before they washed their hand.

Yeah, give me one of them, Jolly Ranchers. I know I don't watch my hands. I don't look at a nigga not watch my hands. Go scint out of the bathroom. Like, shit, my dick, fuck. Look at me. Nick. Hey, come on.

It was nasty, niggas. I know what I did. I ain't do nothing it's clean shit yeah I like that look that little nurse me some of y'all don't don't block either y'all just pee and go straight on up shut the fuck up they got a black they add drive every time see a girl walk like this she ad drying that pussy they got damn pee going to run all the way down her leg gonna suck hey your panties looking like you just said it's some turkey gravy bitch you better wipe that pussy all you're looking like you said it's some turkey gravy why your panties got

You ain't wiped that motherfucker, I don't cut it down. Turkey gravy, nigga. Who got turkey grape? I said, you got turkey grave. I said, you got turkey grave. Oh, my God. What you want to say, brother? You got turkey grave.

That boy, I ain't there. That boy, that can say. Much love to all the ladies who can wear white panties all day and take them off and they still be white. Yeah. Show me, bitch. Show me, bitch. Anybody in here that can do that, bitch. You need to run for president.

You clean, miss. Some shit you know that we don't know. This is a magician. For real. Yeah, it's about four ladies in here who can do that. Wear white panties all day. Take them off. Still white.

For real. Same white as they was this morning. Mm-mm-mm-mm. No, that pussy don't taste like nothing. That's shit. Not gonna that pussy all day. This shit sounds like some old 1990s type of shit right here. This sounds like level 13 on Super Mario 6.

Blu-Don't bleak, don't, you can't get paid this part of the shit in the world. You got a pocket knife? You don't trust these niggas up there? Hell no. Hey, boy, you see a nigga on a pocket knife, boy, he knows something. Fuck a fight. You ain't seen that video, niggins.

What a d'a-day? You had it. That nigga wish he had a pocket knife when he grabbed that mic stand up this motherfucker, nigga. Nigger, that fight was so intense. They turned the stage to a living room. Oh, that was this place? That was here. Oh, they tried to make it sleep.

Oh. That's why they put that face in out. Oh, y'all, niggas tried to shake and bake this motherfucker here. So when they go to court, I'm like, no, what even that? Our club. That was somewhere else. Look, if you look at the video, ain't no vent up there. We got a vent right there.

Ain't no bit. Okay. That was at the comedy house. What we have is a comedy apartment complex. This is the living room right here, yes. No, because see, we got a warehouse through on our stage, see. I won't, I thought they had a goddamn some cars in the back. That's a storage unit right there.

They got some old equipment in that bitch. These niggas ain't shit. They tried to change it around. to change it around, try to not get sued. Uh-huh. We know what it is. Didn't have security then. Ain't got none now.

Bro, why they're lying, though? Like, if we own... Oh, yeah, they got one. They see, look at this shit, though. This shit says, the door say stage, right? But we own stage. Right. So if we go through the door, niggil,

we're going to be off stage. No, they should have said exit. Yes, exactly. Because that's where we at in the back with nothing. Yeah. That's you right there, bird? Huh? He said I wish.

She took her head like, is you a real, nigga. Oh, you went down with the hood, big. I'm a hood. How y'all know him? You better know how to fight, too, all that talk. Huh? You ain't from the hood?

Ooh. You ain't from the hood? Where you from? What are you from then? Since you don't want to be claining of the hood, I'm sorry? She ain't from the community. Where are you from with your suburb living ass?

Where are you from with your suburb living? Talking about hood, be like, uh-uh, don't, don't put that tight on me. Oh, you ain't from the hood. They ain't hit with Cuavo, you know they from the hood, yeah. Oh, that is, Cuivo. Why, I just saw you snuck in here with that that glass shirt? You should do. That d'n't.

Well, that shit card out here to his neighbor. That's a bad one of the right here. That's for capital of V-Nak. They got the shirt made out of the du rag material. And they got the pocket square shirt. Naga, that shit going to church. What kind of shirt? Y'all I got no more of them handkerchief shirts.

You got to get this shirt from the top. Yeah. By the vet. Hey, man, we got to wrap this shit. I don't want to go. I don't want to go away. I love this crowd right here. This is the audience right here.

I thought this was Colombian. I don't want to go in in Colombia because they be fucking with me. This girl right here they pulled down some long ass titty. Baby, why you show? I like my teeth is long. Hey, like my tithing long. Pull your tities out if you ain't no hater. We like my titty long.

I like my titty long. Hey, I like my titty long. long that's something that you can see her teeth is long like a line that's a dmd I said pull your tities out if you ain't no hater even if they long and look like sweet potatoes hey yeah long titty's native shit titty's so long like the section they wait less you think I'm lying them titty's so long to suck them you be trying I like my titty long. You ain't shit.

Those tities look like pancake mix. Ooh, all I need is butter, bitch. I said it for fuck. I like my titty long. My titty long. My titty long I bet you're $10 you got some deodor on her titty If you're looking for a long

Titty, you know she got it Their teeth is so long she'd be wearing them in her pocket Oh I like my titty long This thing is stupid They're long and they ears Please don't think that they're not

Them titty's so long She'd like to tuck them inside her socks I said long I like my titty long Hey, chigo. They're going to get longer. And she get older. I hear it from the back.

She threw the titty over her shoulder. A titty long. What, damn, Lowe. I like my titty long. Hold up. You are already. I don't give a fuck. I bet you that the rest of her tities is in the trunk.

And I'm long. All right. My titty long. It's about a spout tie. It's not. She had to hide them. She had to put it. Keep your move, bitch.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I like my titty long. Long titty is a winner. Titty's longer than the prayer and Thanksgiving dinner. Tiddy long. Hold up. So.

Her titty long like my partner knows Her tilly long With the stash And her friend over there Got the ass Hold on a whole lot Better say no I heard you shouting

That go quavo What about little buddy dress Y'all? Don't things start Right here on your head That t'et long And they'd be like, yes sir Uglin We salute from this.

Yes, sir. They say that nigga's slow. No, sir. I just got to start here, sir. Yes. Oh, shit. Wrap it up, my nigger, cause we're really about to go. That's it longer than the whole damn so that's it long.

We're all the two niggas in. We're just going to let them sit on the floor. You stupid. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. There's gonna be one long-ass show. I don't give it now. No, we gotta leave so we could take pigeons and shit.

Damn. Long. Who we got to pick you? What happened? You already know that long, let me remind you. Yeah. Them ten is long right in front of you. We gotta give a shout out to our niggas.

In Colombia! It's a real Cetus. Colombia! South show. We love y'all, Colombia, man. You already know, baby. You are the real. Yes, you are, bitch.

I love you so much. Hey, make sure you watch this shit on YouTube, 85 South Show. You did. Follow all of us on social media if you ain't already. You know who it is. I'm Chico Big. I'm Carlos Miller. You know on D.C. Young, Flissu, Columbia, South Carolina.

And we know of you. I like my city. They long. If you bought a VIP ticket, who is that? A lot, long, long. BIP ticket. BIP ticket. If you bought a VIP ticket, can you raise your hand real quick?

Shut up, I ain't done. They long. Yeah, ho. You bought a BIP ticket. Can you raise the hand please? Right here. Oh, that's all right. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, my God. He went in there. What's all? You got to say, man. They just sold. Really? That's shit.

I told me. I'm talking about me. Give me a girl and say. Why? Why? They're making a man like this. They're talking about you. You got that band the whole time.

All the time. What? How did they got it? It's like it. How did they got it? It's not. It's done it, bitch. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, I ain't. I ain't, I ain't. I don't like, around to go on. Could he drift? Yeah. Don't go. D.C.

Yeah. Light a book. That nigg said, that nudge hit in the trunk. I said, I said, if you never been in the hood. Oh,

you never been in the hood. It's all here. One-pound beach. Y'all live. Everybody's sleep. Everybody's sleep. Yeah, what I was thinking of. Without, uh, the little shop bitch.

Shout bitch in the tent they got to be talking loud. Oh, right. Yeah, a little shout bitch, dog skin. Yeah, dog skin. Yeah, guys. Come on, come on and y'all. You don't get me scared right? Oh, my kids.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, man, you're talking good, man. I already know her time. I know she'd be living. She keep a part of her, man. You need somebody like a hugger. No, you do. They salute at all, y'all, man.

That was an amazing show, Bob. somebody like, that was an amazing show, bro. That was amazing. Bro, the funniest shit is when we died and laughing and they just go out and they got this shit. Oh, fuck them. We have a good time. That's what's a thing, bro. That's all I give a fun about.

That shit is hilarious. Because in their birthday, they know how to, how to accept the titty shit. But when they saw, we have them a good time, they're like, but he ain't got them. That had been showed up to the 80 times. That was the funniest show ever. Crazy. That was the funniest show ever, all time. That shit.

This is no shirt. Hey, man. You know the area. My face heard. I'm going to have to take your talent on. Oh, you appreciate it. I'm really. This nigga D.C. told that lady because I was in the trunk, niggins.

Hey. That's my phone. That's my phone. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I was going to go back. And he told to go back and you're glad. Oh. Oh. Hold up! I need someone! You need to go back, that's really so fun. See how that opened up my mind. When you said, go back, I just imagine you're running out.

The garbage can, because, bitch, your shit is in the garbage, bitch. You need something over there. No, I don't need all that. I didn't be half of it. Bigger, Cheeco said go back and get it from school. That was fucked up. Yeah, y'all. Hey, shit, I don't know about tomorrow. Y'all said to why?

She's so goddamn. That why you couldn't do that below? Don't do that below me. I did a friend. You might be in a good assay, you're in a good assing, you're in a good man.

You know, that's right. I'm living in every second, dog. You might be in a good-ass sleep, nigger than broke your neck. You see me?

Always remember. You know this one normal for you to be ten down in head. You know that one normal? I always remember. If you wasn't born, you wouldn't be hip. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Walk away all now. Shit. Burp come perfect. But it's three whole big-ass dumpsters down there. Like, that shit creak! I know I heard a lot of creakers. I want him to go down there.

Don't. Don't? There's some big-ass don't. Damn, imagine what we need to be there first. That was all I'm saying, this shit's about, some bucks in heaven, dog, because there's no way that shit just bailed out. They can't be doing the environment there.

Oh, that niggas gonna come to him. Where's Captain Planet? Damn, Captain Planet. He went straight to the source. You guys, look over here! Yeah, I feel like that so long. Yeah, I like shit like that. Yeah, I like shit like that.

Always fucking round in the woods, up to no good. Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life. life all right man but those of you who are wondering what's going on today we're in Columbia South Carolina for the 85 South Show there are three shows here today and we're gonna active their food man we came to talk some shit to the people they've been asking us to come to Columbia for so long and now that we are finally here oh wow oh wow he said man I was sitting down right it hurt out this

motherfucker boy this is how it's fuck out yeah she go took your undershirt in his droves yeah i was raised by my uncle i was raised by my uncles man that's the shit they told me i'm always tuck my shit in my drawers niggins on me uncle earl junior don't do that fuck that let chico do that you don't do that you don't know if you do that i'm the only nigga that didn't do that the only nigga gonna have doodle stand his drawers on his and his t-shirt Nicknamed mudflap. You know, niggins, mudflap.

They just be like, folks, you got it going on. Bound on your head, boy, don't do it. You give, I got the chump every land I want to do. Every day. As soon as I here, boy, you got on Phyllis. Show, dude. I show damn dude. I got on Phyllis.

Now what you gonna say? They crispy clean, too. Unlike your F.O.1s, they dirty. You have had 4'1, you should have got the tooth for 89. so you can play around with your playful ass. Get the feet. Yeah, with your playful ass. Yeah, I got on 2.89.

Got another pal at the crib while your shoe dirty. You got to watch them bitches off. Oh, gee. I got another pal. I got another pal. I'm talking about Crisp and Wayne for me to hit this. As soon as you open the box and you got that peck and say, whoosh, whee, whee.

You don't know nothing about that because you know why. You got one pair of shoe. Now, no one in the back of my mind, I want them same damn shoes. But I can't tell that, you know, because he's talking shit about my fingers. But this is what I got to go through, and my mama say, I don't give a damn, you better be grateful. And that's when I grew up and understood what grateful really meant. Oh, yeah, too. Right for different.

Like, I'm grateful I got a waist, so I won't have to tuck my shirt in the tie. It's not my fucking. I'm grateful. The Lord has blessed me for the way. Hey, fuck y'all, niggins, this is a tribute to my uncle. You're doing it wrong. No, it's supposed to do that. You know, you know, the only nigga that took this shit in.

Oh, I know. This is my under shirt right now. No, nigger, when I go in the airport, I'd be cold as hell, nigga, I took my shit in, especially if it's too short to go in my pants, I don't know why. I said, you got the tank tops that's too short to reach this fall in. I ain't got the tank tops. I just got the shirt, you know, sometimes I'm fucking going to go crazy

and if you want to be up here like holter tops and shit. I'm like, you know what? That man, other tank tax. Oh, no. I'm gonna put this one in the draw. Fuck that. Boy, care, I let my motherfucking hand. What he's doing?

That make you be ungrateful. You got the 120 gig? I went out there being that nigga in school, like, a week straight. Hey, Mr. Winfield, you didn't tell her. Chalking red. I didn't do the world used to be chunkin' rain. That nigga voice was amazing. Hey, man.

He came around the same time as the news. A man, that was homeless. The homeless. The homeless news man. I said, this can't be the nigger, bro. I go on the internet, they say, bro, this the nigger, bro. The nigger taught fun in here. He was like, hey you guys.

But that nigger put that bullfucking fiddot on, man, put that back on. Chocolate ring. Ah! All those people are best in the chocolate ring. Hey, man, we were the kid. We had to find all this shit on YouTube. That was a sensation back.

Hey, man, I'll tell you one thing. You touched that shit right there. You're going to turn it to a little. Ninja Turtle, man. They got the ooze out this motherfucker. I'm fucking that chocolate rain over you. Oh, my God. You're like, they got the big dumpster.

They got the big dumpster. Take three of them. No, I lost it. That's all right. Slice it. Slice it. Oh, my God. They got the big dumpster.

No, I'm telling you, man, the Incredible Heart. you man, the Incredible Hawk be out here in this backyard and practices, nigga. How the fuck you get that big ass dump-down in that bitch? And the nigga, they got a portho party down that motherfucker, too. Yeah. You got to get that stuff. Put that shit in the end of the intro, man. So, what's a fighting song.

You in the club, niggum, you think you get cool and shit, and all what I'm saying? We better back up if you can't fight, bud. Somebody's in rock. Somebody has it. You don't want to be the nigga to get rocked. You'd have been in the club, nigga. You with the right nigga, goddamn chocolate rain. Couldn't have came on niggins who's still wrecking.

I'm going to fight for my nigger with the chocolate rain face. You got to think about it, bro. We had all the South started the crunk epidemic. You dig what I'm saying? Here, dude-da-da-da-now, nah-ha-h-h-h-nig. Which one that is? This the city. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, nigger, you been in the club. But this past that. We're talking about my generation. These young nicks, before these niggins start killing themselves. Yeah, I'm not going to be bucked generation. This generation now they can't even take a parking ticket. Ah-pah! They're sick.

They're weak. Well, I come up, boy. I couldn't imagine being in the club in motherfucking play. Yeah, no, no. That's shit. Let me tell you something, this, fighting one's pistols. I don't care what these niggins talking about. These bidsers right here, if you couldn't throw these, my nigga, you wasn't, you wasn't,

bro, you wasn't talking shit to nobody. You wasn't saying nothing to that. And all those songs come on in the club, you better get the fuck out of the way. It was a dance in a song. He's going to be one nigga that. Rico? No, Rico and broke his neck. That's what I said.

That's the music they used to make. Master Pee made about it, nigga. He probably used to announce that shit. And we're going to play that shit one time, y'all niggins don't fight. Mr. P. had a song called Hot Boys and Girls. You just set it off all the time. What a real niggas is that? Right, right shit.

Over there, over there, over there, over it. That's what Mystical say. I'm that nigger on that picture on your girlfriend dresser. That's some disrespecting. We're talking. I'm that lightning and bad weather. I'm that nigger on that picture on your girlfriend dress. I ain't no punk.

I ain't know what he was, they told you everything he wasn't. That's a guy and shit right there. See, I'm gonna get $2.226.000. On your damn street. Nick. Why you gotta be on my street with that shit? He on it. Get to fuck off my street with this.

This is a good community. If you ever hear a nigger say this, in the hood or wherever you're in a deep, you know him? Run. Because the next nigga is whining your ass up, and he's gonna rock your stupid ass. Just for fun.

That's the epitemic I lived in. I live in, these niggins, y'all niggins, some pussy. I don't know how y'all can even find all these guns. They was hard to find back in the day. You had to know a nigger to know a nigger who steal guns, who might fuck with that niggins, who gave two guns. What song used to puff the old nigger part of it? Oh, used to fire.

They'd be in there, grueling like hell, and Wilson Piggie. Come on, the niggas get the thorn got down. Yeah, for real. That's what I'm saying, that old nigger music, it probably was some shit like... I know one thing, if they play that James Brown, the big pay The Eagles is going to say the Eagles, that's the game, niggins.

But the dragons, we are the dragons, they don't want to see the tiptoes. Niggins used to get their game unique names, bro. It was cool, and they would probably be in the club. That goddamn Freddy's dead, niggas, all shit, niggas line up. One nigga is just dancing with a motherfucking razor. That's what I said. That was back in the day when it wasn't but one gun at the party. And it was a 22 with one bullet in it.

And he was in that bitch in the air. Ha! Pucka! He had two. He had two bullets just in case she got real real. The one in the head didn't work. The one in the world, you're like, I got another one. Oh, didn't know that.

You already fired the first. You already fired the first, but niggas came five. See, that was back before the niggas was getting shot. They were just pulling the guns or bullets. Niggas were scared to even going Walmart by bullets. You listen to your granddad, All the stories. All the story.

This nigga pulled the motherfucking pissed on me. They ain't never talk about nobody getting shot. This motherfucker don't put his fist on me. Nobody got shot. Nobody got shot. Nobody got shot. Nobody got shot. What you, nigger?

How do you know what the fuck I did? I went and got my brother. And when I got little Jesse, man, we rode around for three hours looking for them chumps, man. We need nowhere to be found, Jack. Man, them suckers went home, man. Straight up, man. We ain't see them suckers, man. Talk about that pistol.

I told him put the pistol down. He didn't want to put that pisster down. He didn't want to come through the show. I was ready to go with the shoulders, baby. I wanted to come from the shoulders. I wanted to come from the shoulders, baby. He was scared and had the pistol. That's the one thing I hate about this, though.

We ain't gonna get the hell of them story, bro. Not like our uncle's them had. I remember when your punk-ass daddy had your mama kidnapped down there, man. We had to go get your mama. What? One thing. He's real shit. He was like real, like shit.

Niggas who ain't even talking to your family. Yeah, me and Steve rode down there to get your mama, man. He's scared of him. He told him, Nick, he cried the whole way down. He's dead crying, these niggas, man, I can't even go to work. That's your uncle, that's your awful, nigga, holds a scar like this, man. It's four years ago, Steve. Nick, you have a great square with a nigger.

It was four years ago, Steve. It was four years ago, Steve. Hey, if you have a great square with a nigger, he gets to hit you one of these, nigg. That nigger beat the skin off your ass. And then, nigger hold this shit like Jack Johnson. Fight good than the motherfucker. Man, I'm tough. Tell you.

That's a terrible, nigger. Why I got a girl? Get your ass in the goddamn car steed. I don't told you this man, then. Get in the car, Steve. Scared-ass, nigg. This is going out to get your auntie back, you know.

All dead president. The crazy nigga turned rip. He pissed me all so got. Oh, he pished me off so bad. You heard what this motherfucker do you on? The most gangsters, niggas, man. And his church, giving out $100 bills, yeah. The nigger robbed the bank of getting out of $100.

That shit. That shit is me a hundred. All the, all the, all. Hey, crib by her and poppy's ass, or he gets fucked by that crap green shit. That niggas. Hey, listen, ain't nobody go like them niggins in Goodfell's room when they fucking play. The next time you reach for the wrong leg, motherfucker, I'm gonna use the kick in between your shoulder blade. Oh, you're stupid cocksucker, you grabbed the wrong leg.

Everybody in this motherfucking city, know I got one leg. That nigga was like this. That nigga was like this. Get a ass, goddamn it. That's that movie right now, boy. That motherfucker, well, that nigga told that nigga, go. that nigga go he grabbed the bag he said get out of here he said you damn right I'm gonna leave y'all head but you got one leg up for the whole ass what is a

pole get up out of here nigger I've been new that you have to tell me I'm out of here they had man scared rarely huh they're they're they're killed everybody they kill everybody yeah too my man they kill buddy and his wife in the car motherfuckers falling out the trash can that niggins that free no chico oh that freezer was mean and they was playing that duh da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da everybody did that niggie jimmy that niggie jimmy wasn't playing he was like told you fucking got i told you don't fucking buy anything all right you fucking hot look at see this fucking shit off you and your wife give me the fucking coke back he's like jimmy but come on jimmy i just you know jimmy i don't want to

fucking hearing, put the shit back. I said, it's the... Hey, hey, hey, relax. I'm not busting your balls here. If I wanted to bust your balls, I tell you, go home and get your fucking shine box. Hey, keep them here. Keep them in, don't you fucking let...

No, go home and get your fucking shine box. That motherfucker said, fuck! Leave him here. Don't fucking take them anywhere. That nigga Joe Pesci did. That nigga so greasy. Joe Pesci did him greasy. That man came back to life in the trunk.

Hey, he's a fucking. What do you mean funny? You're a fucking... Like a fucking clown? What I'm fucking funny to you? I'm here to make you laugh. I amuse you? What are you made a fucking funny?

You don't do. That thing is funny in here. That thing is funny in here. Hey, hey, D.C., relax. Let's go get some head. Let's go get some fucking egg. Fuck the moly, okay?

I'll fuck around start talking like a mess. That nigga to turn in the scoff face. He didn't switch the movie. We scoff face, though. Let me tell you something, okay? My ex-seats are still working on this, okay? No, that'll tell you. It's all like a Mexican, I'm sorry, okay.

When he tried to get over, he's gonna come right here. Come right here, come on. Come on the corner, come there. She's like, let me again, hell now. That thing was waiting on their hands on that corner. What are you gonna? Where are you?

Fucking eggplants now? He's over there with the fucking eggplants. Muli. Fucking Mulean. Big Muleyani. These guys, eight, five side of guys. The 85 South guys got fucking big moly on is everywhere. Listen here, you fucking...

This is the 85 South show, okay? This is a podcast. Hey, hey! It's a podcast for all the moots. Hey, Chico, tell him. This is a podcast for all the moly's. It's a podcast for all the moose. These guys got fucking moody's everywhere.

Fucking big moly holding the camera. Big moly. Looks like offensive fucking linebackers. This is for big mollies. Little mollies, medium-sized moose. these moos who touch their fucking shirts in their draws, all right? Much love to all the movies. You fucking guys, you guys are fucking crazy, man.

Keep watching this shit, though. 8-5 South Show. We got fucking Joe. Look at fucking Joe's shirt. Joe fucking has a shirt on like Eric Bonae at a park party. You know, when he comes out with no shoes on, he performs in that shirt. Look at the fucking Eric B'nay. Ever.

That's what we told him to tell you. You don't know where he's going. Is he going to play ball, skateboard, or fucking sing R&B? You don't know. This fucking guy here. You don't fucking know. You know what I mean? But he's here because he's a fucking Mooney and it's the 85 South Show. Oh this guy. Hey, you got a shirt for me?

Yeah, you fucking cock sucker. Give me my shit, asshole. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Now that we back, man, we always shout out the Big Titties. And I've been traveling everywhere. Little Titty women like, when are you going to do something for the Little Titties? We got a hat. Now. Hey, Lil Titties. How y'all doing? Love a little Titty. Love a little Titty. Little Titty's Big Me, Lord. I need a cap, er.

Let's pray. Let's get this prayer, prayer. Yeah, Lord. Three minutes to stand up in there. You got to make this time. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say it.

You say it. You're L. Caputton. Hey, there's nothing to me. Y'all ready? Yep. Yep. Do Heavenly Father, we come to you humbly as always. We say thank you for the traveling mercy getting us here.

To give us a strength to perform and give these people a great show. people, great show. Watch over us as you always in. In your name we pray. Amen. Amen. Yes, sir. And niggins. Ain't he prayed like he's doing the time of coming. All right, come on, Nick. I said, Lord, he's been working on him. He's here together bank. Really respectful. Hey. Yes, ma'am. Come on. Hey, Lord, where you be? It's your boy. It's me from Maryland. motherfuckers, man. Hey, we got a lot to know you, baby. Right now.

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