The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Hoes W Karlous Miller Chico Bean | Ep. 185

Episode Date: June 1, 2019

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Dice of shit. Daxie shit. From 89. 86. 86. 82. On a bitch. Color of how are you.

I'm so great. I feel good. I'm about to roll this weed that they're on. She'll be in a pleasure of your board us, man. The phone lines have been jumping off the hook. They're trying to win these Ike Turner T-shirts that we've been giving away. Right here the phone lines, wide the fuck open. Call in.

Get your Ike Turner T-shirt. Get your I-Turn a T-shirt. We got those Pettie-Labell. Tickets coming up later on in the segment. Pad of the Bell will be performing with Stephanie Mills at the Chateau. We'll make sure you call in and be a hundred call and you will get a ticket to see. The show. Last time we had a showroom was crazy, my man Jaheim had the place sold out.

Last night at Stacey's Catfish Bar and Grill. Tuesday nights karaoke goes down every night at Stacey's Catfish Bar and Grill. Don't forget to talk about the specials Carlos Miller When you come into the club You automatically get a free catfish trade That's right catfish trade On the house when you come and party Just make sure you're down there

Because the catfish is on the chain and the dances Well you got to see for yourself Make sure you stop through on Thursday nights They got 33 shit chicken wings in there 33 cents That's $3.4 if you can count We got the phone lines wide open Man if you're trying to go and see

Thievo pricing We got those Peebo Cretchen tickets coming up in the next hour. Don't forget Carlos, she said something about the 30s, wings, but you forgot to talk about the flavors. They got all different types of flavors, and they got a new program going on this Wednesday night where you can create your own wing flavor, that's right. You can create your own wing flavor down there tonight, so go on down there and have a party. Don't forget this weekend Saturdays, we're going to be at Sunday scooting booth. You want to get in free, all you got to do is bring a copy of your GED.

That's right. We're letting all GED graduates get in for the low-low that night, man. Make sure you come out Saturday night. We're going to be out there live, baby. 7 o'clock we're going to start the live show from the original stream. Make sure you out there bring us something, man, bring me some chicken or something. We're out there to park a lot all day. Getting haircuts for the kids.

We got a bouncy house, balloons, hot dogs, all the moms. We want y'all to come out to the back of the school party jam. That's going to be in the Kroger parking lot on Old National Highway. We're going to be out. there all afternoons for the kids bring your kids out there and get him a good shape up the barber is a max go be grabbed the blunt chico bean grabbed the blunt she'll be grabbed black chico bean that was our producer right there sometimes he butts in when he's not talked to but you know this is the show and we got to go don't try to whisper off the camera because

we're sitting in a little ass room everybody heard words that he was trying to say to you Hey, check your phone, my brother, because I sent some notes. Like, subscribe to the show and go out and vote. Yes, sir. Don't forget, we got to get credit to the one and only. J-O-N, over there on the Keys. And when I say the Keys, I mean the Keys to Success. Yes, indeed.

He's playing the guitar, but he's got the keys to success. Listen to him as he grew. Chico Bean, only shouted out J-O-N, because he don't know the other nigga yet. They haven't been formerly. Oh, my goodness, I didn't know what he was doing. I thought he might have lived here. Ladies and gentlemen, I thought this might be his one-bedroom apartment.

I didn't know. I didn't want to put work on you, brother, and didn't know you were working. But now that I know you're working, keep going. That's right. We might as let that shit play this whole town. That shit just too funky. Yes, indeed. We ain't had a good funk ever.

In a minute. In a minute. Yeah, we're about to get in it. You already know. 75 South. Radio show hosted by Carlos Miller and your boy

Chico Bean We got a phone call coming in Carlos is waiting on an important package He has some very Very unique Hard bottom dress shoes that he ordered offline And he has to make sure That they are coming on time

Ladies and gentlemen If you are our 15th caller You too can get a pair of the hard bottoms Because Carlos Miller is now waiting to receive On the house That's right on us Because we love you baby Big shout out for Wendy Williams

Big shout out to the Wendy Williams Yes indeed, shout out to Wendy Williams And we gotta give you a big shout out Because you big baby All the women feel like Wendy Williams You big baby It's your song Hey, you big baby

All the women feel like Wendy Williams That's your song Hey you big baby All right If you big like Wendy Let me hear you clap, clap, you And if you clap your hands, it's going to be up high. Because when you be, to the sky.

That's right. Now I know what you do, brother. I didn't know that you were going to get down like that. But now that you're getting down, I want to give you a credit. Oh, hey, it isn't worth what you're working over there. How long have you been doing this? Doesn't matter because you're here with us tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a phone party on the C5 South radio show.

I'm going to buy none of the van. Carlos Miller and Chico Bean. Boy, we're about to get fucking like a chitling. nine later. Oh man, could you imagine the first bite into that one, baby. Ooh, then I'll tell your whole day the shreds. We're going to get nasty like the catfish hot pocket, baby. Ooh, boy, catfish hot pocket.

And you know it ain't going to get warm in the middle, so it's going to be white and cold. But it's going to be hot round the edges. Burn your lifter shreds, baby. I know y'all have been listening right now. This is the school cruise of the 85 South radio shows. Seven backstage passes to see Smokey Robertson. That's right, seven backstage.

And this time he will be with the miracles. It will not be like the last show. I heard some people were upset that the miracles weren't there. But the miracles will be there this time, so you will get Smokey and the Miracles on us. And who are we, Carlos, Mel. You know who we are. I know who I am, but I also know who I used to be.

And then it ain't got nothing to do with right now, because I'm still trying, baby. You understand. Hey, baby, that's all you can do is try. Just like all our great listeners out there, I know you guys are trying. And keep on trying, baby, because the trying, don't stop. I want to give a shout out to all of the people in Job Corps. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're listening to us in Job Corps right now, yeah, man, you know what?

I can't wait for you to get your plumbing license, because sometimes my toilet don't flush, if you know what I'm saying. So shout out to all my people out there in Job Corps. We are down with you. And keep on listening, baby. We just want to give you a shout out. I got your letter in the mail. Got to send some love to my man Melvin down at the truck driver's institute trying to get the CDLs, man.

Down there's a truck driver's, my man, Melvin is down there working on getting his CDLs, man, right now. Also, I want to give a big shout out to Craig, the chicken cooking Chick-fil-A. Man, I just want to thank you for blessing me the way you bless me every time I come to there. Always putting the chicken down for an extra four minutes just to make sure it's crispy enough for me. Craig, thank you so much for your service. Keep on listen. You know what else we got to send some love, too? Who's that, Carlos?

To all the newborn babies named after their father. Whether it be male or female, some of you are named after your father, but hey, love is love, baby. You ever seen a two-year-old name, Frank? Yes, sir. I happen. Yeah. Well, it's even worse when her name is Frank Keenna, but we love you, baby. We love you.

Your dad loves you, too. Okay, man, we got to cut this off and get it to some of this 80 and fast. Well, we already are in the 85 South show. Well, you know, we got to make some bills. I mean, yeah, of course. I like how you let that, what's that shit called when you, what you did at the end? Fade out. No, but it lingered.

It wasn't a fade, it lingered. I don't know what that was, but I like that. I like that, man. Chico Bean, how you, how you, you know, everybody's up in arms right now. Why is that? They're disappointed, man. Why is that? Game of Thrones.

Yeah, man. They didn't like that. last episode man but you know I look at it like I'm a Game of Thrones fan that's why I asked you because you know way more bad than me yeah I'm a Game of Thrones fan I didn't even watch Game of Thrones I was one of them dudes who you know was like

I'm not about to watch no shit about no dragons nickers but then I watched that first episode and then once you watch that first one it gets you so I really wasn't disappointed with the ending because I don't have no expectations of white people are they going to do what they want to do whenever they want to do it I just

you know hey I'm a fan I'm a watch whatever y'all put out and that's what it is now i can see in that the crazy part is how enthralled the white people who watched the show get in it because you know we're shooting right now we're doing wild and out right now so we're around a you know a variety of white people salute to all of y'all but they were highly upset the next day oh yeah i mean discussing the plot and what they should have done was john should have did this and this i'm like damn they really invested they really be invested in that shit so emotionally but you know what though that's how i feel like black people probably was invested

in good times in the 70s. But they wasn't? You don't think so? No. Why not? Because like Good times, it was a good show but it wasn't, it wasn't nothing that we needed to further discuss. It was pretty much cut and dry. But I mean I understand that. I understand

that part. But to see black people on TV at that time and to see a black family on TV at that time probably had to be some amazing shit. People probably... I think it's probably like five episodes of Good Times. people talk about. I give you my picks.

Well, the number one episode of Good Times in every community is when Penny got burned with iron. Another underrated episode of Good Times is when JJ painted Black Jesus and they had good luck and Florida tried to make them put the Black Jesus in the closet. It wasn't

black, it was Black Jesus, but he had painted them after Ned DeWino, made them look like Black Jesus and they started finding money. James got a job. And Thelma got accepted the school. Michael Mason good grades and then JJ was like I told you mama and she replaced it with the white Jesus team one hit us another one was when JJ join the game that was about to be that one my one of my favorites was Georgia what was the dude name that

met up with him in the hallway they ended up popping them mad dog mad dog come on man mad dog how about when when fucking Penny and Michael won the talent show oh yeah that was a good one yeah that was a good one where Walona adopted Penny I ain't never seen that was like a three-part episode y'all remember when was that After James dad? No, Walona adopted Penny. Yeah, that was after James that Penny came later. Walona adopted Penny right after her mama burned it with the iron.

That was like two, three episodes later. Oh, okay. All right. But I just assume that people would be invested like that in regards to how people was just overwhelmed with the Game of Thrones into not being what they wanted it to be. It's crazy. Well, black people, we get disappointed by shit all the time.

We don't really give them no fucks about no TV show. No. You got to deal with real life disappointment as a nigger. But you'd be surprised the type of TV shows that black people like. Like, that's their show that don't have no black people in it. You know what? That's crazy, because I say this about the TV shows that you watch. You watch a lot of the car shows and all that.

And I never watched those type of shows, but they are really entertaining. Like, just the stuff that they do to the cars and all that. Right. You know what I mean? Like, you would learn a lot about, you know, what you don't know. by looking at what TV shows people. I was thinking about that shit earlier, bro. Like, comedians ask me all the time for comedic advice about writing jokes and shit.

I'd be like, man, you got to put a lot of shit in your head. The best thing to write jokes are from is, like, shit that you don't like. Because you really just riffing and tearing the shit up, and that's all what jokes are. Speaking of which, did you see Colin Kaepernick girlfriend had the girl from the teen mom show, some shit, one of them teen moms shows. And she was asking about the shit that she was posting on social media. because the girl was all like she was in tour with the other girl for saying some shit about her husband and then the old girl was like well you were saying shit about my husband then she tried to play the victim and cried and ran off and all that shit yeah you know shout out to nest nitty man she's a real man she's a real one we didn't know her for a while and that's I don't know man that's that's I still think that Colin Kaepernick was given one of the most magnificent railroads of all time I mean just because of the talent level

that he has, that's clear. Did not get a shot at all, it's crazy. Just because you did something that any human being would want to do in regards to saving human life. That shit is crazy. Salute to Colin Kaepernick. Yeah, man, Colin Kaepernick is

a real G because it takes a lot to restrain yourself like that. Especially when you're looking at the motherfucker who put in the book. He know exactly who said what about him and who kept him out the league. That's the fucked up part about it. He know he might not know all of them, but he

know some of them. He knows enough of them to know why he know the motherfuckers who started the bullshit. That's great. See, that's that real life disappointment that we was talking about that keep us not giving the fuck about how Game of Thrones ended. This nigga still don't play football. This is fucking crazy. It's amazing, man. Like how

somebody at that level that can reach that, just to think about what it takes to reach that level of success as a black man. They tried to tell me Eli Manning was a better quarterback than goddamn Colin Kaplan. Who told you that? Shit, there's a lot of

motherfuckers who's still in the NFL, who they basically saying that are better quarterbacks than Colin Kaplan. I mean, yeah, it's easy to say that when you're not seeing what the other quarterback can do. If you're not giving me, I mean, you might be right. But give me a shot to prove you right. You know what I mean? It's easy to say

that you're right when you're not giving the shot to see what the alternative perspective is. So, yeah, it is easy to say somebody is a better quarterback to him because you haven't given him the opportunity to quarterback shit. Right. So, it's crazy. Like I said, that's the...

They're offering contracts to motherfuckers who ain't played football in five, six, seven years. Yeah, I'm talking about Al Bundy. It's crazy. I mean, it's... Motherfuggers is on the phone with him like, man, I'm too fat to play football. They were like, well, come on, man, give it a shot. Al Bundy, it's crazy. Nothing beats of failure but a good track.

Exactly. Or some shit like that. I'll be getting my quotes mixed. But salute to him for... And then one of the things that I got out of at Lowe's is that, you know, it feel good to be able to see... somebody still hold their head high going through all of that publicly, you know what I'm saying, to be able to still walk around with it, especially when you have all of these, like I said, the other side of it because, you know, we sitting here saying positive things about the situation,

but there's plenty of other outlets and people who have the exact opposite perspective that we do and doing the same thing that we are right now, sitting behind the microphone, broadcasting it to the world. So you got to get all of that. And for him to be able to still walk around and hold his head high, that's good motivation, man. Salute to you. You know what I say to those people who take their platform and say the opposite. Man, fuck you. That's simple.

I'm not going to put a lot of emphasis on the fuck you because I want you to know that it's a casual fuck you. Like it's a fuck you and fuck you. Nothing goes with that. Just a fuck you. Don't even, not even the combo. Just a plain fuck you. Yeah, you don't even get a fuck you. Nothing else after that.

it's usually the second word that determines the level of anger after the fuck you you know what I mean but it's just it's just flat out fuck you I don't even want to attach you to it right this fuck you motherfucker you're not attached to it right this fuck you motherfucker it's something come with that right that motherfucker add another element no I'm really good I'm I don't know I'm frustrated right I'm tired up all my issues as a black person being ignored around this bitch and then you know I know the nature of black people but I don't know how we how we would move all this once like I know it's only you could push the niggas so far before he

respond and I'm wondering what's the tipping point before niggas just be like man we tell this shit up in this day and time I think you know I ain't gonna say we passed that point but I'm gonna say we passed that point. What I mean by that is

we don't live in the same it's like we in the, you know we talk all the time we in the matrix bro. Yes I don't even know how much of this shit is real or what? And it's like you You got to look at the way the world's set up. It's so easy to just formulate mass group think now.

It used to be hard to do that 20 years ago. You wanted a group of motherfuckers to think like you. You had to go find them and get with them and talk to them. Call them on the phone. And then come back and talk to them again. And then, you know, get better with them. Just to make sure they still feel like that. Exactly.

Now you can create mass group think by just, you know, picking up your phone. So I think the things that we go through We got to really elevate our way of thinking To be able to navigate the world that we live in Because it's not the same world Where tearing up shit It's going to have the same results That it did before

Because you ain't going to... It's impossible Because there's too many people out there Who don't want to record The process of tearing the shit up Just record shit. They all I mean They're going to want to be out there

You're supposed to be tearing shit up But you're out, wait a minute, hold up I got to get this on care Hold it real quick Yeah, Nick, it's on The mother's going to be out Mother fucking revolution won't be televised, but it will be tweeted, nigga. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that right there is not the element that is going to cause the type of change that we need. So I think that we just got to be, you know, vessels like we are, you know, doing and try to set an example that, you know, it's possible to move around out here and be successful and be happy without changing. Money fell out of my pocket. got a lot of money i mean you know i had enough for it to fall out my pocket i tell you that much yeah man shit definitely need to change though bar people getting on social media they're doing niggas so bad out here i mean i don't think that's the thing losed i don't really think

the the world has necessarily changed so much i know why the world ain't you brother work because this shit is like compared to what's going on in the rest of the world exactly i don't think the world has changed at all like the ability to be able to to to understand that the world we live in, bro, you got to have a perspective that allow you to get through the shit day-to-day. Ain't that crazy? Day-to-day. That's crazy.

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Well, how do you get up every day and navigate through this shit as a black man? What's some of your first thoughts? when you wake up in the morning as a black man in America one of the first things I think about when I wake up is that I'm got another one that's the first thing

I got another one I thought I was the only one so every morning I wake up it takes me about two minutes to be like I am still alive I guess what I'm saying that's what I feel like real shit I wake up like alright I got another one he gave me another one

he gave me another one so that's the thing like I look at life that way like you know my perspective on life is different than a lot of people because I dealt with death so early like so you know I mean I appreciate being alive so every day I get to be alive I'm like I get to be alive but then when you start trying to navigate

all the other shit oh my boy that's when you got to get creative like I feel like niggas is some of the most brilliant and I say niggas with passion because I don't like the negative connotation that's put on that word and I say this and I stand on this

I think that what that word represents to us and the ability to be able to take something that is negative and, you know, has all of the you know, just evil that's attached to it and be able to turn it to something that's a term of endem

and speaks to that shit that we got to get up and do every day and it's a reflection of how long we've been having to do it. It's not just a word to me. Nigger is really like my nationality yeah

like I'm a nigger and I ain't even I'm a whole nigga me too like a whole like if they needed somebody to be the epitome of a nick

like if they needed somebody being like a face of like a knick I'd do it I don't even know like in none of you no negative way bro bad because it's not a negative thing

like you think about the stuff that like we talk about now because I got two brains I think of shit like when shit come to me and I process information i think of it in like all these different scenarios but i know that my favorite one is always the niggins scenario in my mind it's just my whole nick everything and what makes

niggas beautiful is the fact that you don't act on that majority of the time you don't that's not i do so much nigger shit it's just normal but you don't that's what i'm saying like your ability to be able to navigate when it's time to act like a nigger and when it's time to to, you know, fit the description of what somebody else may look at just so you don't end up having to act like a nigger. But sometimes I have to check my, like, I'm going to tell you how you know you being a nigger. Bro, when you see the police and you have to adjust anything, you caught yourself being a nigger. Like, man, I'll turn this goddamn Gucci Man down. I'm out here being a whole nigger right now.

Excuse me, but, uh, excuse me. But, uh, yeah, I feel you. I think my favorite nigger. activity though it's just having on new shoes and keeping them clean oh yeah to the point where white people be like how do you keep your shoes so clean magic are they new no i just don't fuck around like that exactly that's the number one way that black men keep their shoes and shit clean that's a life lesson don't be out here fucking around like that yeah when a nigga tell you i don't fuck around like that you got to respect it yeah yeah that's true and that's the thing like this

Shoes means so much to us because I think shoes mean so much to niggas because of the walk that we got to walk in life. We got to walk a hell of a walk. So if I got to walk this fucked up walking, I ain't got no choice. Look at my shoes. Nigger, hold on one second. Let me get my people in. Pause.

Hit the room. All right, and we are tuning in live. We are back again. Talking about some of our Our favorite nigger activities. Yes. What a glorious topic that is, my love. Man, there's so much ground that we got to cover right now as niggers,

because there ain't nobody's speaking for us. Really? This podcast for us right now. Yeah. With some of your nigger activities that you like to indulge you, and let's continue the conversation. Tell the motherfuckers I'm coming and I ain't coming. Oh, ooh, man.

I'm on my way. That means I'm about to lead a career. Right. Yeah. What's the good one? Uh... Whatever. Some more of my favorite nigga actually.

Talking loud and publicly. Ooh. Especially when I see somebody out in any spectators. See, I don't give a fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha. I don't give a fuck about what you... Hey buddy, you keep it down. First of all, I'm not your fucking buddy.

Don't be condescending. I ain't seen this nigga in years and I don't even know how to get in touch with. Yeah. I'm excited. Of course we're talking a little. some of my other favorite nigger activities is when white people give you dirty looks and you're like what the fuck you're looking at oh my god you're gonna make a mucus piss on yourself if you do that oh my god it's all on their self in the airport in the morning crazy you know number one of mine loggs

what showing up late yes I just sometimes I just like to be late sometimes I don't even like the first part of when shit starts You ever been early? Ain't that lame as fuck? Now you're just sitting there waiting on people. And I hope some cool motherfuckers show up because this shit, they tricked me on this one. That's what I'm saying. You took it.

That's the thought. You can get to a point where showing up late is cool. But you got the work to get to the point where they... I got a theory about this. I'm happy to see you whenever you show up. What if... What if I'm not late? What if I didn't want to be at the whole party?

What if I'm only good for an hour and a half, two hours of party? You didn't invite me to some shit that's going to last four to six hours. How are you mad at me because I showed up for the last two? Huh? Feel good to be able to do it. I had to make sure the shit was fun. Yeah, you ever showed up somewhere? It's your party.

It ain't even about me. You ever showed up somewhere that was told to you prior to you getting there how awesome it was going to be, and then you arrived? Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. That right there, take the win out. because when you get to a certain point, you don't really be wanting to go fuck with nothing anyway. And you hear this, man, I'm telling you, boys.

Go, man, we about the boys about to be crazy. And they felt like, man, I'm trying to tell you, Slim is going down. Man, as soon as you walk in the door, bottles, the niggas, throwing money, tities, everything. Slim is going down. We got to... And then you get in there, and then the niggie looking at you,

like, yeah, man, I really, I don't know, man. I don't know what happened, bro. I guess... We're waiting on some people to walk up. Yeah. It's going to turn up later, bro. Like, for real, you just sit down and just chill. We got the little game going over there.

Jump in that, flaking that for a shit until we wait for the bitches to come. Bro, you ever been somewhere? I was just about to ask you. You ever been somewhere in the holes didn't show up? Oh, my goodness. That is an awkward conversation, boy. When that moment when you realize it's over and they're not coming, who's going to take the rap for that one, Slim? That's going to be tough.

We need some silence for this one because this is a very touchy subject. That's crazy. Like you're the perfect nigga to ask about this. let like we're gonna do this with as much respect as we can of course but it's all with respect

we live in a world what holes do exist and I don't want these to be taking the wrong way I don't want regular women to be listening to this and then associate themselves with what we're talking about

because we're really talking straight and directly to the holes right now so if you're not a whole discat this ain't got nothing to do with you no and then please don't be mad or think that we mean any disrespect

by trying to enhance the holes. It's niggas who want to hear this right now. And that's what we're talking to. That's what it is. How important, to the hose that's listening. Let them know how important them showing up to shit when they say they are is. Listen, ladies. I mean, I'm sorry, not the ladies.

There you go. That's what's going to confuse them. We're not talking to the ladies. We're not talking to the ladies' holes. Listen, you have to understand as a man, it's a very unique process to be in position. where you expect some holes to show up. Like, niggas got to be out here winning. We got to walk that walk that our shoes got to be clean for. So I ain't got time to just always be fucking around waiting on the holes.

But when I do have that time, I really need the hose to show up. Because that excitement that you give yourself about the holes coming, that's not that anything is going to happen. It's not that we have any expectation. But it's just the fact that holes change the atmosphere, bell. The energy change when holes walk in the room. So it's like when the holes don't show up, all that energy that you was waiting on, I mean, it's like a rocky fight.

Niggas is in there doing push-ups, taking shots, you know what I'm saying? Running to the stove three, four times. You ever got that phone call from a nigga who there already? And he hit you with a sense of urgency. He said, nigger, where the fuck you at? I'm on my way why nigger hurry up it's so many

goddamn hos in this bitch most of the fun that you have had in your life as a nigger involved that phrase right there if you went to some shit and it wasn't so many goddamn holes I bet you that shit was lame as fuck I believe it all the way live

because it's like every time you ask a nigger how some shit was that's his first statement but how was the crew nigger was so many holes Nigger was so many goddamn holes on that boat. Whoa! He might not have talked to none of them,

but they was there. Exactly. And even though he was with his wife, even though he didn't talk to none of them, that's what I was going to, bro. The fact that he can talk about him now, all his niggas is going to want to have that conversation. So tell me about these holes.

Because his perspective is just he appreciate the fact that he was there with him. It don't have nothing to do with his intent. If you think we cap it right, Now, watch a nigger listen to another nigger, tell him about a spot where some hose was in. Oh, big smile. Bro, tell me about a place you went where it was just a gogoggle of hose. Man, a googgle of hose. A whole bunch of hos.

I went to Jamaica. It was a bunch of holes over there? And they had one of them fly away. Listen, let me tell you something about them type of events. Those are unique events. Because you have your people there that are in relationships and they there to have a good time. But then you got the hose. and the unique aspect about those type of situation

is the age range for whole attendance is widened drastically. So you have the young holes, the middle-aged holes, and the original holes. And they all there together. And it's like you don't even know how to navigate that because you used to see in the holes you used to.

Because there's three different approaches. Yeah, it's like the old holes is on you. Off top. Come on, let's go get some drinks. Where y'all going to be? We're about to go change. The old hoses giving you much flavor. Walking up till you're singing some Betty Wright.

The young hos don't need to speak to the night before y'all fly out. Off something you don't even drink. She off some makers mock. You don't even think women can drink that. She drinking Crown Rural black straight out the bottle. Her and a fess flavor. Big Annette. And they're going to do whatever it is.

And they've been drunk the whole trip. She's sweating. She drunk the whole trip. She dragged her. Feet and them flip-flop, big-ass ankles. Dancing to everything. Come on, man. It was just the fact that you used to seeing the holes that you used to being around.

And you can get kind of blinded by the spectrum of that being all at the edge. But you get comfortable. Yeah. Especially if you are always around three or four holes. I mean, because that's a, you're winning in life. Exactly. And when you open it up to where you see that big range, it's like, wow. You know where a lot of holes in right now?

This is what I know the future. The future probably is going to be okay You know where it's a lot of holes at? Where? A whole lot of holes. Where? College. It's so many.

Hoose. I've performed in college. It looked like they had just a college full of strippers. These motherfuckers were so fine. I was like, oh, Lord, jeez. I've been to those types of colleges. You got to leave. Br, some of these HBCUs are fucking amazing.

It's just a college full of young, grown-ass fan women. Young grown. You heard what I said? young grown young grown women and that's the thing the crazy part is no matter where you go into the spectrum you always around some holes in that environment because like we said all the women there are not holes but there are holes there and they got a whole different perspective than the holes that when you was in college you know who i got a shout out right now all the niggas who got a job and a bunch of holes worked out all i'm

I don't know what your job is. You might work in a warehouse or something, an office building, but if it's a bunch of holes in there, you win in my name. Man, it's changed. Because there's so much potential. And that's the thing that you got to, when you seen, when I saw that many in regards to all of them being in the same place, it made me realize how the way that the holes approach the situation is dependent upon the time.

What is it about the hose? But listen, the old holes, they're not going to have the same intensity as the young Holes. Like we did a college and that song came on the real ass bitch, give a fuck by the nigga, big burger bag hole five, six, and I'm talking about we watched a room

full of young women said they're fucking on the scamming ass rich ass nigga. I said, ooh, the game and changed. Because when I was in college they was not fucking on scamming as rich ass niggas. It was like one chick fucking hell. Yeah, and she was very unique because she was a whole. A whole. A

old one, but it was one. And you had to take the risk of dealing with the scamming-ass, rich-ass niggas for even fucking with her. What is it about the hos? Man, listen, I don't know. I think the hos just don't understand that value and their worth. Like, it's bigger than sex. Holes inspire me.

Like, I'm an entertainer, right? Comedian slash entertainer. I'm inspired by what the holes feel about what I create. Because I know that niggas are very objective anyway, and it's hard to pull fans one niggas. And I don't

fault them for that because niggas is just niggas like who they like. Yeah, it is what it is. Right. Some niggas ain't in the time when niggas going to be able to hate it every week exactly. You know what I mean? Then talk all the craziness in the world. But that's the thing. The holes provide ease from those

type of situation. Like it's the value and that's the thing like I think one of the things is that women are ashamed of being called a hoe or being a whole. But the reality is I think if you just realize what it is you bring to the game and embrace

that, then it's not necessarily a bad thing because everybody ain't everything. I never go to the NBA, but I don't desire to. And that's just the way I approach it. You know what I mean? I'm not worried about something that is not who I live in the time. I don't never say never. I don't know

what the fuck might have. No, I don't know what, bro. Not what I can respect it. Stranger things have happened. But I mean, just a year. I leave my life open to all kinds of possibilities. I respect that. I've done so much shit I never thought that I would do. Now, I agree with that,

but, you know, I'm talking about just in regards to the... See, let me clear that statement up because there's a lot of weird motherfuckers who are going to take that statement. Well, what the fuck you do, Lose? None of that goof-ass shit you thought when you heard that, nigga.

Don't ever try me like that. Yeah, I feel you. But, I mean, the holes just have to embrace the fact that they're... And it's okay to be a hole if that's what you are, but be a real...

Remember hose back in the day? Oh, man. Holes back in the day. But you remember holes before you had holes. Yeah. You remember how you looked at the holes there? I remember when I first got out here chasing a hole.

Oh, man. Nick, the only reason I wanted my license was to ride with holes, go get some holes. That was the only reason I passed this drive-minton. That's the crazy how the game is change. Every young man who is, that's his whole motivation is to get the car, to get to where the hose is at. The game that changed, because you had to had a car to get to where the hose was at, and you didn't know what the hose was till you got this. But you didn't know what they looked like.

We talk about the other side of the spectrum. You got to keep in mind. These holes was on the other side of town trying to do the exact same thing, too. Some of them were. Some of them hosts were just sitting over there waiting on the nigga to get his license to come get her ho-ass. Some hos put just as much effort in the giving us pussy as we did to get it. But that's what I mean.

And I think they need to be appreciated. That was the way. Exactly. That was the nature of the game back then. Now, like I couldn't imagine when I was in high school. I knew with the holes at any other high school other than the one that I was going to look like immediately. I didn't know what none of the holes in Spingham like.

In America. You know what I'm saying? I went to Dumbar. I was around the holes I went to school with and the holes I lived around. And however, I was able or capable to move around was depending upon what holes I saw in other places, i.e., getting a vehicle and being able to explore places that you never explored. Now you can sit in your house as a high school.

student and scroll through the holes. Br, think of all the holes. And just be able to say, hey, and immediately be able to contact her and say, hey, what's good with you? I'm on my way right now. That was a process. If it changed. Think about all the hosos who wanted to give you some pussy in high school.

They believed in you first. Yep. That's very true. Bro, you got to reach out to some of them hos and be like, girl, this is what your investment did. Because think about it. Every piece of pussy you ever got in. your life led you up until this

moment. Exactly. And every piece of pussy that you ever got in your life was given to you. You ain't never went out and... Nobody ever went and got no pussy. That is a myth. Every piece of pussy that was ever given to you was given to you. I don't care what side of the game that you were.

Wouldn't that be cold, though? You could convince somebody to give you some pussy. It ain't a story sad enough that somebody's going to be like, oh my God. Really? That happened to you? Let me run to the house real quick is get a shot.

You need some pussy. That's never going to be the payment. It's not going to be the payment. You would think you're being punked if that happened to you. You know what I mean?

That's how much people really devalue what it means to really be given some pussy. That means you are the nigger that is worthy of getting some pussy. Oh my God.

And the older you get in your life and the more mature you become as a man to be able to say I'm worthy of getting some pussy is something that comes with a whole lot of requirement on the man's side. You know one phrase that has made me the happiest in my adult life?

What's that? Like in my whole adult life. Nothing makes me happier. Well, it's a few things. But this thing, this phrase really fucking, like it really likes my life. When a girl come up to you, like at a party out socially,

she's like, you know my home girl I want to give you some pussy. My mind, it's like, that is the fucking, that's the finale. the 4th of July for me. There's so much excitement. Oof, oof. It takes me like a few minutes

just to process the statement before I even ask who. Exactly. Because I don't give a fuck who it is. I just know that it's somebody somewhere wanting to give me some pussy. Whether I ever get it or not. Listen, I want it, my nigger.

Tell you something bad about that right there. That means you got to think about the reality or what that mean to you as a nigger. That she won't. I'm a thought. But bigger than that, she talked about fucking you so much. that another motherfucker had to come tell you about it.

Do you know how much conversation they had to have pride of her seeing you? It wasn't once. No. It's been going on. She'd tell her that she want to fuck you often to where she's seeing you and said, I'm not going to miss this opportunity for her. So much to the point where her friend is fine with her delivering that message. Happy.

You did it. You better stop saying that. I'm going to tell him. Bitch, tell him. I want him to know. He boasts. I don't know how he doesn't know now. And to be that type of nigger

You got to be out here Really making it happen So Do you just to double Just to double up As a girl that you fucked Ever came and told you That somebody wanted to give you some pussy?

Yes Yes So you've had some assisted pussy Yes And that was the You know the awesome part about that Is like If it's somebody that you didn't deal

Dealt with She know the type of fucking You like to do And she has recommended She has recommended your dick. My dick got four stars on y'all. Exactly. To another.

It's hard as hell to get fine, but I got four. Based on what you did. I got four. And that is just as, that is just as rare as pussy being offered as payment for something sad. Another girl that you didn't already have sex with and allowing you to be able to have sex with somebody else. She spoke well of your dick while you were awake. You know who does that? The holes.

This is what we're saying. Ladies don't do that. Ladies ain't. Men don't do that. The holes do that. And that's the thing. Listen, that's a level of thank you for that. Thank you for respecting us as men to be able to say, hey, you a motherfucker that's worthy of getting this pussy.

You just, you sparked something in my spirit and I feel like I got to say it right. Women got to start disrespecting us, man. You said start? They got to start. In what regards? Just sexually. Okay. They got to be as nasty to us as they don't want us to be to that.

You know, when you was going with that, but I'm with you now. I want them to shut the fuck up, put a tear in your mouth, me. You know, sometimes you don't know where the ride goes. Right, I want, I like that type of shit. But when you're here, you're like, oh, you're going up today? I'm going with you. I'm my man. Yeah, I want, yeah, right.

They need to start saying all this shit. Quit walking around here with that good dick, Carlos. That's what I wanted to say. Don't get me all the weak-ass compliment. But that's the thing. I like your hair cut, boo. No, fuck that. Yeah.

But the ladies can't do that because they know the holes is out. And when she walk around and say this. I mean, hey, but, you know, that's the nature of the game. They love dick. Oh, yeah, like I said, fucking on the scamming-ass, rich-a-old, all these girls was, I was like, man, listen, fellas, I can't believe that I just saw that. When I was in school, there was one fucking on a scamming-ass-rich-ass, Nick. You know what girls were doing when I was in school?

Knuckin if you bucking. That's a whole other type of conversation right now. They was, they trying, they talking about fucking knees-bizers was, you know how hard of this. is to work a pussy. Nigger, after a knuck if you buck, she's ready to fight.

Whoever make her disrespect. You better say the right thing. But her ponontail still gonna be wet when you fuck her. They give you some of that goddamn after-party pussy. Oh yeah, for all time. Going to the bathroom,

wiping pussy off, lead a titty salty, though. You got to suck. After-party titty. Hineken sweat. She's sweating that Hineken out now. Ooh, boy, that Hineken is salty. Man.

You got to work through it. That's what I'm saying. You work through it. Fuck the bitch with that Newport neck. Whoa. That's a new one, but, whoa. It deserved a woo. I'm not going to let it not get the respect to deserve.

Newport neck, nigga. Br, you ever fuck the bitch who you really wouldn't attracted to? Ah, ha. Stop shit, niggas, too. Like, she was cool. Ah. But you wouldn't have put no effort into it. Like, ah.

Newport neck. Kind of fumbling. Hold up, man. We're not moving. That's that slim. You got the... You got to... You got to move on.

I said, hey, we get you to start with Newport neck. All right, man. You ain't never fucking with a chick who smoked cigarettes? Uh, I mean... Come on, man. Not enough for a neck to smell like them. No. You're lying, man.

You don't... Man, you're lying. You lie. Maybe I didn't even put enough effort in that let me know that her neck smell like cigarettes, but I've never had sex with any woman where I go, God damn, your neck smell like a new port. That's never happened. All right, man.

Well, maybe we just live... Let's move on. I don't even want to tell the rest of that story Fuck it That's one of my off-camera ones I got that Ooh That one is a

Were you never met a bad bitch Didn't like cigarettes Like a bad bitch Yeah I mean I've met a lot of them But I ain't never smelled their neck Oh you Okay

Man I ain't never smelled their neck That one where I Too But like I was saying Do you like If fuck somebody You wouldn't attract this to And the pussy was

Exceptionally good like very, very good. How good was it? It was so, it was, it's very, very good. But it doesn't matter how good it is. That's a commercial right there. But the thing is, you would still be like, man, if you still, you're throwing away and be like, if niggas knew how good this was it was.

You don't even think about, now that you know, it's not even about keeping it for yourself. Now you're like, nigger, if niggas knew. Because you almost didn't know. All right, my bed. Sometimes I go off. What's up, Jen. What's up, Jenny? Hello.

What's up, Jackie? Jenny and Jackie. We're in this bitch. But, yeah, that's a very unique conversation. Like I said, we hope that we inspire in the way that we intend on inspiring in regards to the holes being understanding that you are. There's so many more things we could discuss about that. Exactly. And that don't mean that, you know, if you, I will say this, if you play in the game, you know what I'm saying,

if you got a girl in a relationship, don't, don't. ruin the holes. Don't risk it for the holes, man. Yeah, the people who can really be out here with the holes. Like, don't put the, hey, stay, you know, or don't do it. Don't do it. Because you left the hose for a reason. Exactly.

Whatever caused you to lead the hose, the hose always going to be the hose. But whatever it is you was getting when you said, I'm going to be with this woman and made her believe that you wasn't going to have sex with nobody else was worth more than whatever the holes provided you. Man, now we got to play doubles. advocate too it's a lot of niggas out here who have cuffed good holes and wasting their time yeah you need to let them free them and let them be who they are man she is a superstar and you can't you can't you can't keep a cage bird bro yeah i mean you can try it's no you can't you can try but

it's not fair it isn't but that's what that's the way it goes it's like you if you don't mess up the holes for the dudes who could be out here with them because if you got a woman that you say you love and all of that, then you need that head of that, and she's supposed to hold you to that standard. You ever cuffed the hoe? Yeah, once. How you find out she was a hoe? Like, you know she was a hoe, or you found out?

I mean, I don't even... I've been in both. I was, like, I don't cuffed a known hoe, and I cuffed... But when I did it, it wasn't because I was a sucker-ass nigga. I did it for my own selfish reasons. I was like, she's a hoe. She's gonna do some fucking. I want to be the

boy getting most of that person. Okay. So I really didn't, I don't look at it as like cuffing a hoe. I was just a majority stakeholder. Okay. I had most of the stock. That makes sense. Yeah, I didn't know she was a hoe, which speaks to the magnificence of women.

I found out she was a hole from somebody that she was hoeing with. Oh, he did. Yeah, he was like, niggie, you fucking with that hoe? I was like, you never had that house off. What's up, girl? It's like, listen, I'm like, yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, yeah, but damn, what it? He's like, oh, boy, ooh. And that's the thing, you get laughed out about that one.

You're like, you know what, I need to be a little bit more detail than my decision-making process. I'm not asking the right questions. That made me realize how good women can conceal shit. Like, they can really put something up under the table. Let me ask you this. At this point in your life, do you even want to know if your girl used to be a home?

At this point, I can give a fuck. At this point, I can care less. My perspective has changed. You know how, you know, we chop it up. Like, I don't think the same way in that regard as most people. But now I can give two fucks if you used to be a hole. Right. Don't matter what you used to do.

I can give two fuck about what you used to do. What are you serving in regards to purpose in my life? If it's sufficient and I'm cool with it, I don't get a fuck with nobody got to say about you. But you remember you earlier, you was talking about the old car show, bro. I fuck with the old car. I don't give a fuck how many miles on there, but I put a whole new mold in a bitch. There it is. And that's what it is.

That's the way you feel. and you don't care about how nobody feel about it. But I feel like, I don't know. It depends on where she was a hoe at. Like, if you was a local hoe, like in this city that we live in, I don't think I can do that. But if you're like, you were a hoe and you moved here and you started over, I can respect it.

Yeah, I mean, that's cool. But you know, me, I don't, you know, I ain't trying to be in no relationship. So my perspective, I ain't going to be the same. You ever been out with a chick? And, like, she spoke to a dude and the energy you just knew that he had fucked. You can feel it.

It's the way to high sound. Hey, it's that. God damn! That shit gave me flashback. Because you didn't did it before. Because he was trying to fuck when you walk back up. Hey, hey, hey, what's up with you, Holmes? Nice, dude, what's up, big dude?

Nice to meet you, Mike. I heard a lot about you. When the fuck, when? Yeah. I ain't heard shit about you. Listen, man, that's what I'm saying. Like, the way learning, going through those processes for me. I hate when a bitch introduced me to a bitch introduced me to a

a nigga with some cologne on I don't like this nigga all the top that's tough yeah I'm a good man fuck this nigga man this nigga out here goddamn

he didn't hugged your bitch and that she smelled like it and you got to ride home man open the guy crack the window you better hope you got some left over and the fucked up hard you know the colon box I want to smell

this nigga than interest my bitch with some hundred dollar macy's ass come on Yeah, that doesn't make you mad right there. And that's the thing. Hey, man, we're a type of cologne. I'm petty. Let me just give another nigga a compliment why she's with me.

I don't know how the fuck she's getting home. Ride with that nigga, you said thank you, too. God damn, Lowe. That's tough. Put a lot of pressure. Man, fuck that. You're not about to be out here telling niggas, thank you. Ah!

Hey, you know how fucked up that is? You hold the door. Thank you. Hey, hey, fuck that. You ain't that nigger. Like, hey, man, what's wrong with you homes? It's like, damn. That's a lot of pressure.

I don't like, when I introduce the bitches, my partners, and they get too excited. Hey, Chico? All the time. We'll be on the phone having conversation. Don't you ever be this goddamn excited to see Chico? We had conversations. He'd say that shit all the time. Fuck, you're so happy to see this thing for.

I'm like, man, you're crazy. No, get this. happened. You've been when we all goddamn day, you see this nigga, you just light the fuck up. You ain't, you, what the fuck you doing missing this, nigga? Mm-mm. Bitch gave Chico a front hug one time. I deleted

that bitch number. I'll be front hugging my partner's, bitch. You side hug knee, one arm. Bitch out here talking to put her arms around his name. Hey, Chico, bitch, we don't share pussy. Yeah, we definitely don't. No. Don't never be that excited to be, see, no, nigga, I know.

Hey, Carlos, you got to do the train of video and let bitches know about that. You gotta let them know. A lot of y'all are ruining your opportunity over some shit that's totally avoidable because I don't give a fuck if you like me when you see me. Especially if you were him.

You can not say a word to me. It's still going to be my partner, so. She out here to let niggas hold the dough for and shit. She out here letting niggas hold the dough for and shit. I mean, hey. Fuck she going doing all this yoga and going to the gym. You're strong. Open your own goddamn dope.

I'll be letting niggies be cordial to you. That's a movie right. Who fuck you call it, that's a movie right there. You walk around the corner and seeing your girl walking out of the door that's being held for

by a number-necker. Whoa, hey, was she good? You can let that go. Where you'll be introduced to a nigga he tried to squeeze your hand home? Hey, bray, bro, fuck out, bro, hey. Cut all that comic book shit out, my nigga.

A lot of you niggas smack holes through mattresses. I don't know how you got your... Man, we'd be shaking hands with people with some of these dudes. Be like, Chico, you're like, alright, what are you trying to prove right now?

Yeah, see, you're getting shot and shit. Leave motherfuckers alone. Big strong hand, motherfucker. How you doing? Not better than I was before I shook your hand. Strong man, the hand. God damn. It's crazy.

You'd be letting bitches introduce you as they home, boy. Nah. I don't believe that male-female friendship like that. I feel like the only way a man doesn't want to. to have sex with a woman as if he don't like pussy. I asked my home buddy this shit. This nigga gave me the fun of his answer.

Shout out to Chris Moker John. I said, bro, can't a man and a woman ever be friends? Guess what this nigga said? What is it? He said, yeah. If that nigga in a wheelchair. Someone asked a question.

I feel like we got to break another type of, oh my God. We had to go to commercial, man. We got to go to commercial. Put the Blue Chew commercial up right now. I don't want people to see me react like this. Ooh, I'm trying to hold it back. Come on, man.

Cut the camera off. Huh? Ah. He said that shit. He said that. Man. I don't know if I... Damn.

if I've ever agreed more. Hey, man. And it's fucked up. Because, I mean, that's the good... I don't know. I just don't understand. I've never been around personally, any man who has been like, that's my home girl, unless it's really somebody that's family to him.

Like, the thought of even seeing her negate has to repulse you, like, ugh, stop playing with me. Or it's been somebody he is... around because he'll fuck and he hasn't and I'm cool with not fucking because I'm already fucking but if you ever give me the opportunity to fuck I'm gonna fuck how important is fucking as a man if you had to put a percentage on a percentage right in regards to the male ego no I'm just it's a survival survival ooh how important is fucking to living to living I probably say I don't know what the

percentage that the heart and the brain do but as a man after that is that percentage. Whatever the brain and the heart do I say that's 50%. The other 50% is your ability to be able to fuck. Everything that a man does is for fucking. Like you think about the reason why you have to be

successful as a man. I don't want to be successful if I can't get no pussy. Exactly. That ain't success. Like what type of success have you achieved where you can't get no pussy like all like you ask what are you doing that you're successful that women are not giving you pussy any man that is

being honest with you if you ask him a man today you can have a billion dollars but for the rest of the time you're alive you can never get no pussy again man don't nobody need that money like you can keep that money I have already learned I used to eat ravioli

nightly for dinner I know how to survive without a billion dollars. Once I start getting pussy, I ain't learned how to survive with pussy without pussy, and I'm not trying to figure it out. Right. Like, no, it's just,

it's important because as a man, that's what you work towards. We get shit. I remember when you get, you know, people always post memes about getting that fresh shape up. What does that really mean?

That means, nigga, I look good for the bitches. They're going to love me when they see me with the fresh shape up. Oh, my dress twisted, or me with this new shirt on. or in this new car or in this new house or anything. Because if it was just niggers that could see you do all of the things that you do as a man that success is attached to,

doesn't hold the same value. It's like, yeah, I mean, you can sit around and watch the motherfuckers sit around and throw money on other niggers, if you like. But I'm not really trying to, you know, be a part of that because we're not going to be able to serve no purpose in regards to what pleasure is the way pussy means to a man. So it's just, I think it's very important. It's very, very important, 50%. Because if you can't do it, then, ooh. You think rappers get a lot of pussy? I think it's perceived that rappers get a lot of pussy, yeah.

Whether or not they do or not is up for debate. Like, shit, I only know about the pussy I get. That's all I'm concerned with is the pussy that's for me. You're all the other pussy. You eat? Oh, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. You know what I'm good.

No, I ain't no, hey, bro. I'll be so excited when I know my nigga about it gets a pussy. I'll be typing them up, bro. Yeah, I'm good. Women get hype up their friend. I'll be like, go get a chap. Put that dick on her. The whole thing.

Hit me when you get back if you're still alive, because I like to check to make sure you still alive. Because a lot can happen when you leave some pussy. They ain't going. So it's like, but yeah, I feel you. You know what I mean? And you're supposed to get excited about that because you, like we talk about, it's just,

it's something that as a man, you've got to be able to attain by living your life the way you're supposed to. live it. That pussy is the criteria for getting some pussy. Whatever that may be, is very strategic and it's adhered to. Point blank period. You got to have

something going on with yourself. You got to have ambition. You got to take care of yourself. You got to not be a fucked up person, at least on the outer shell. So you be getting so intelligent. Look, don't forget about the 85% of tell the niggas who don't know about their ambition,

The ambition To what? Getting some pussy I'm just saying How important Is it for a nigga to have Some ambition Oh yeah

The ambition The importance of ambit This really The ambition is important Because that's At certain points in your life That's all you had as a man Was the ambition to be cool

When you first started Getting pussy Whatever age there was When you start Like you said Getting out here And wanting some Your ambition was probably

What you were standing on Whatever it is you Aspired to be So the fact that you had that was enough for you to get some pussy. But as you get older, you lose that ambition because you're trying to attach

your success to some shit that somebody else told you to do. But if you got the ambition to still be cool enough to chase whatever it is you want to chase, then some pussy going to come with that at all times. If you stay true to it. Have you ever noticed that most drug addicts

aren't single? Yep. We met a dude the other day who girlfriend had just broke up with him, but she had found a wild an out shirt, and she wore it every night. But he was sad because they broke up. The homeless dude. But he had a

girlfriend. Why do you think that that's the case? I don't know. I was just thinking that. But you meet a lot of drug addicts, or you see a lot of drug addict. And they don't never really be single like that. Every drug addict got a little drug addict partner.

Male or female. They ride around together looking for drugs. I mean, yeah, that's true. And they be together until somebody go to jail. Yeah, why do you think that is, though? I think drugs make your love stronger. Okay, and why is that? Because it's probably easier to find drugs when it's two of y'all.

Yep. Yep. And you connected on something that y'all really have bonded on together. Like, this is not a situation with y'all. You can't lie to a bitch who smoke crack with you. Right, yeah, exactly. You can't do that. You can't lie to it.

And Craig make you honest, baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. I'm fucked up. Okay. Fuck it. Don't worry about it. They both be able to hide their in love, hugging.

It's okay. It's okay. You can be okay. We're going to make it. Exactly. We're going to get through this. Mm-hmm. And get off this shit, too.

They make promises to it and forget about it. I'm sure that's it. That's a very good analogy. Because you really do see a lot of people who don't have a home, have a partner. That's how you know, pussy. It's important, though, because even Craig is no. to keep something around. It don't make 50%.

Drugs that made you forget everything else. Forget you need a house. You don't need a car. Forget you need a car. Forget you need a job. Forget you got a family, but it don't make you forget that you want some pussy. That's crazy.

Tell you how I know pussy was powerful. How you know? I was watching TV. You remember a scandal? Yeah. Remember when they shot the president in the head? Yeah. He was in a coma for about three episodes. Okay. The only thing that made that nigga come out there I mean out there comas when he started thinking about Olivia Pope and making love to

I say you know that's some good pussy bring him up a guy of a coma from being shot in the head too ooh that's a strong man didn't die didn't die because had he had sex with it before that point oh yeah oh yeah well yeah that's that's a that's a powerful I used to watch that show and just argue with every scene white man getting all that pussy my hater yeah I already know But I only hate on white door That I know you mad I'm admit it I'm gonna put it out

I only hate on white men Oh yeah They got everything They got a lot They need to be hated on a little bit They don't do shit But I just You know

I hate But only in the privacy In my own home I don't be outside Not even in my yard Never public No publicing Anything on TV

To me is fair game Oh yeah Like I don't I don't blame Nothing on TV On like regular folks Because like I don't even think

The white people that's outside are like the ones who really run shit I just I know it's a whole another setup but they be trying to act like they are like it ain't even you don't run shit dirty-ass truck

you're not even you're not even the fuck you I'm not mad at you I'm mad at the old white dude that they keep in the back of the white house who come out and make all the law tell them to drive 55 why

why we still got a fucking speed limit when you put it in that term everybody's a hater because you think it don't matter who you are you got some shit that you hate it's some shit that you hate we just shouldn't hate on each other I don't hate the individuals who made the shit possible what you mean

like the motherfuckers who are in charge like the motherfuckers who signed the abortion bill they ain't mass nobody you gotta ask somebody these are all old motherfuckers that can't have babies and shit anyway Yeah, I mean You don't think about this shit

Yeah I mean it's that that would come with power though So I can understand the hate on the white man Because it's like that power's real All white men with no mustache or evil You ever meet a white man With no facial hair and no top lip Man get the fuck away from

Something bad about to happen This nigga is crazy man Me a white man with no facial hair And no top lip Me fucked up man That's crazy It's bound to happen. Hey.

This dude is no top lip, no facial hair. But that top lip is gone. White men don't fuck with that facial hair, dude. Well, not a lot. But some of them look strange with it. Like, you get to looking real creepy. You got that serial killer vibe going on with the facial hair. I'm talking about the facial structure.

We got a dude that we see all the time. I'm talking about he got the full white man. And it's like, man, you look like a wild. That's crazy. I'll tell you how you know what a white man has enjoyed his life when he had a fucking ponytail.

Which was? When he bawled at the top and he just got the ponytail Oh man. That white man threw some shit. The Trevor from Grand Theft Auto? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah, bro. If you see... That's a unique head cut. At some point of every... All of them have a ponytail and they just tell you stories about shit they did while they was growing this motherfucker.

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Oakland to the rotation. We got so many places we got to add. To all the people who have been supporting us and requesting us, we hear you and we are coming. I promise you that. It's a lot of things going on behind the scenes that we have not spoke on because we don't need you all up

and I goddamn business but just know that moves are being made and shit like that the city near you we're coming shout out the city trends for believing in us

yeah thank you for that no they believe don't look at me like that Chad I know this I know this is free promotion but we fuck with city trends and we rebuilding the community

one outfit at a time exactly speak on it chico be exactly what we're doing man it's just you know I remember remember what it felt like to have to make something out of nothing we all know how long i've been telling you to do this shit oh for a long time because like we were just talking about having that

ambition that ambition is what keeps me confidence that ambition that i never lost keeps me confident and whatever i have on because i'm confident about the fact that i meet so it doesn't matter what you're wearing it just matter who's inside of the clothes that you wear so that's just know that i'm i'm gonna show you on this city trends challenge man you ain't the only one i mean Hey, listen, I want to see it. That's why we open it up to the fan, bro. I want the people to show that, listen, it's possible to go. And it ain't something you even got to do every day.

But if you're a fly person, you consider yourself to be flied and go to city trends and put something together. Right. Go to city trends and put something together just to show that it's possible for the people who can't afford to. I saw this young dude on the Grimm who went to Walmart and bought some of them, like, designer, like Walmart shoes ahead. Put all these fits together and did a little photo shoot. I don't know the young man's name is very good. talented individuals making this shit look expensive

man exactly it's whatever it is that's the new fresh man making shit look expensive exactly you gotta put your own sauce on it don't matter it's like you could be around somebody with something on that's expensive and it doesn't look expensive because they don't wear it with the confidence that's necessary

to make it look the way it's supposed to that's why you have a lot of these brands that don't respect our dollar and don't respect our purchase and respect who we are in regards to what we buy because they don't respect the fashion sense and the confidence comes with the fashion sense. That's what brings confidence.

You can learn to work something. You know what I mean? I always give examples when they come to getting flat. Like people, I like the way that people embrace whatever it is that they wear. You know what I mean? Like I wouldn't dress like Andre 3,000 dresses, but Andre 3,000 is flat to me.

Because if you see him, you're not going to be worried about whatever outfit he got on. You're just going to be appreciative of the fact that you're in his presence. and whatever he got on is a reflection over a year. He probably gonna have him on some overall. Overall, the same. But that's what I'm saying. Like, for him and overalls, he's with it,

and he's Andre 3000. So it's like you can find that passion within yourself to be able to be whoever you're supposed to be without somebody motivating you to do it. You know who don't get enough respect for being fresh? Who is that? The fat dudes. Ah.

Some fat dudes out here that's fresh as hell. There's some fat dudes out here that's fresh as hell. And I don't know where they're fighting these big-ass fresh clothes, bro. Hey, my opportunity, God, but they do shout out to all the big dude. He was a lie. I'm talking about super fly. And fat dudes, like, it depends on where you came up in. Because when them jerseys was big, the big jerseys, man, listen, it's a 9x jersey.

You look ridiculous. You look ridiculous, man, you're 165 pounds, but you got on a 6x. I'm talking about it looked like a whole gown on you. Big boys, they'll fill them out. And you're like, oh, that's what that jersey is supposed to look like. Because it's a certain type of fresh, only a fat boy can get. You're not going to look, and it's the same, because you've got to know your body type. Because there's some shit that's skinny, niggas, is going to look good, and the big boys, is just you.

Some of them Nike shirts, big fellas, they ain't made for that. Your Nike sign is wide open. I'm talking about from here to here. That ain't the one. But it is some shit out there for you, and be confident enough to go find it. If I was a big nigger, I would never wear nothing with the word big on it. Unless it was the notorious being as it. If you were a big nigga, why would you wear a shirt with another big nigga on it?

Now, some shit just need to be left alone. Those, where do you get your inspiration for how you present you? Because you're somebody who I respect as well in regards to the way you put it together. People don't understand. I like that. When you put your shoes up on Instagram, I was like, yeah, that's right. Just show them, you know, even though you might not be the person that show off or, you know, your shoes or whatever. I got it.

It's available if necessary. I appreciate that. You know what? I've always had the perception of my idea of just moving about the world. That shit don't matter. I always felt like these motherfuckers don't like me anyway. So, fuck it. I've never had to have one of those moments of clarity in life to be accepted or embrace.

I've always been an individual, though. You know, you see how many shoes I have. I now might wake up one thing and just throw my goddamn cowboy bulls because I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck what people think. Because people don't think, what a nigga look like sitting around, forming an opinion on me? You're a grown man. Who gives a fuck? They're not going to do nothing.

What are going to do? Kick me out. Get mad? Get mad? All the fuck you. People get mad at me more than anything. Give a shit. I'm mad.

I'm mad. mad at me for not goddamn playing you fuck you whatever the fuck I want to wear nicks sometimes I just wake up and put a costume on me I do I just

walk around my house with a Versachian robe with a pistol in the pocket that just act like somebody coming to get me I just be in character sometimes I don't give a fuck I'm just a drug lord walking around my house you people around the corner You are the drug lord of your house yeah that's the thing yeah I figure

Mine always came from just the people I was influenced by. I saw how passionate they were about the way that they looked. No matter what the circumstances was, they always made sure that they looked clean and neat. You know what I mean? Always clean and neat no matter what you're dealing with and no matter what you're going to be able to walk out. If you're going to go outside, make sure that you can be clean and neat when you do. if you have sound minded body, so I just always appreciated that aspect of them, no matter what they were going through. And it didn't matter at what point.

But I've seen, you know, my uncle's a couple of jail and have nothing. And walk outside with the jail suit on literally the pair of teams, and people was like, ah, that's what we're doing today. And it was just something that it didn't matter, whatever position was in. That's exactly what I'm saying. When he was clean and neat, he looked the way he was supposed to look. So that's just always where I've got that passion for just, and it doesn't matter what I have on. I got, you know, see, we got on right now, black t-shirt,

black tan Nike sweat fans and just some Nike. But I can go outside, dress like this, and be able to conduct business. I do it all the time. I don't have to have on anything flashing, but I'm still clean and neat. I went what the fuck I want to. But you clean when you leave the house, ain't you? I always make sure my shit need shit like that. Exactly.

And you always make sure. And another important thing, fellas, get you some investing cologne. Hey, I challenge you to do this. Don't buy the next pair of drawers to spend the money that you was going to spend on some drawers and go get you some cologne that cost them. And no need it looking good if you don't smell good. Yeah, I mean. Go take whatever the next pair of jays you was going to buy.

Hold off on those because you can probably. You probably got them just stacked up. You can hold off on one of those And go... I'll tell you. Let me enjoy you. Don't give a fuck how many to pay you. Go to a place and buy you some colognes and buy you with a cologne, man.

And see how that changed the way you feel about yourself when you start hearing. Because women appreciate that because they'll smell you coming before they... You even open your mouth. They're going to smell it before they... Before you say anything, they're going to smell that cologne, man. Some shit that actually smell good, man. Some shit that you like. Not some shit somebody had told you.

Exactly. Go out. Because you might just be a different type of nigga and that shit don't even smell right on it. But at least go and see what it is. You know what I mean? All that shit don't smell good on there, but I'm saying. You still going to find something that is for you

and you might even end up coming up on something that ain't going to cause you with the joint. You might still be able to get the joy, but you put yourself in a position when you went and got something and smell good. Right. You know what I mean? You can have on anything.

You can just have on a plain sweatsuit. If you smell good, you're going to get some compliments. From everybody. Oh, old women. You smell so nice. I love old one. You smell so good. Close, let me ask you a question.

They have a different appreciation for men. How does it make you like we were talking about when the girl gave you some pussy and your friend talk about it and all that? How does it make you feel when a woman come up on you and be like, oh my God, you just, he a hug, you smell so good. What does that make you feel about your ability to purchase fragrances? You know what? I feel like. in game six. Because that's exactly what I did this for.

It may not have been hurt in particular, but just like we were saying earlier, I went with holes in mind. I like this. So hopefully the holes were too. And that's, man, listen, we, we are connoisseurs of, I would say, wouldn't you say?

Yes, man, yeah. Of all fragrances, of all from what we call it, your high end to your low end. You got to have some fresh-ass low-end shit, too. Good low-end. And then low-end, boy, you got some classics that's low-end. It ain't going to cost you more than $100 for it. It might not even cost you $50 for the bottle.

But if you go and actually, you know, take the time out. And there's a thing when you get your cologne, fellas, don't just smell it on the car, put a little bit on your skin, let it dry, see what it smell like when you let it sit on you. Because some shit might smell good on the car. You put it on you, make you smell like pop. Right. If that shit don't got that comeback that make you keep smelling it,

I ain't fucking... Yeah, you got the... Man, it's important. You know what I mean? That right there changes your entire outfit. You know what I mean? Because once you start getting those compliments, then the confidence is going to go up regardless.

It don't matter what you got on. You're going to have a suit from wherever on. If the women come up to you, oh, God, you smell so good. You smell good. Oh, you... Ladies, stop wearing that old lady perfume, too. Man, that motherfucker hugged me the other day now. I'm smelling like Mildred.

Miltry. That shit got in my mouth. I couldn't. Miltrip. Oh, this is disgusting. That is an original name. That's just smelled like dandelions or daffodils or something stupid as shit. I was highly upset about this.

Yeah, I bet you were. Yeah, that shit fucking killed. You don't have to go take a shower and get that off. Yeah, man. It hit me bad that time. You know, these are just little tips, like you said, that they help you keep that ambition that we was talking about. You know, little pieces of them. You got to build your confidence up.

You got to build your confidence in the way you smell, man. clean and neat man that's the that's the perspective as long as you can be clean and neat then you can get some you can get some way if you got some type of hustle about you let me let's talk let's speak on this man because a lot of people be hitting us with these inspiring touching as messages about how they love the 85 self-show how we help them get through this and that and they're right now what would you want to say to those people somebody might be listening to this right now who may be going through something we appreciate the fact that y'all are willing to let us know how we affect your life in such a personal way we are strangers to you in regards to you know y'all knowing us personally but what we do makes you feel comfortable enough with us to let us know something that you got through that you didn't think that you would even be able to give to a total stranger so for us to be able to produce something and give y'all that grace we appreciate you man and I would just like to say thank you for

Let the 85 South Show be your medicine, your free therapy. To let us be the ones who, you know, feel an empty space. You feel like ain't nobody there, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes you just need to hear somebody's voices, you know, a little positive. Help you get to the next day. Right. Hopefully God give you another one and you can get to it. That's what I'm saying.

Man, if you're going through some shit and you listen to this, just keep going. Just keep going. Whatever it is, man, it might be this little tough time. might be the set up for something great. Great. Don't give up on this. How many times if you survive tough times, Carlos? Shit.

All of them. Exactly. I was thinking about that the other day. I was like, boy, motherfucker just don't know. The shit I've been through a fuck the average nigga. The average nigga, the average one, ain't even built to deal with the shit that I had to deal with.

I feel. Nigger carburetor would have went out of something. So we would have needed some new parts. Yeah. I feel you. feel the same way, and I think that's what makes us the type of people that people can appreciate these messages from. You know what I mean?

Like, we understand what it means to go through shit. And the fact that we went through the shit that we went through is what has us sitting in this chair today. And whatever chair you're supposed to end up sitting in, you'll never know if you let it overcome you. So give your head up, man. Worth doing.

A lot of people today, man, that shit does get, your head does get heavy sometimes. Real heavy. But I've spent a lot of times I had a lot of times where I just had to sit there and didn't even say shit. I just had to think. It just wasn't even no words for the type of shit. You know what I mean? For the feeling.

You didn't want to talk. You just had to think. Sometimes you just need to break off and do your own shit and clear your space, man. Man, it's important. I do it as often as possible because you've got to be able to navigate them thoughts. Most of the shit that you are worried about is potential things that have not occurred. That's where most of the worry comes from in your life, the things you think. thinking about that could happen.

And you create your own fear. You create your own fear. And then you create your own energy that you live in based on that fear. So you're not going to be able to see the results of happiness because you're not walking in it. You've got to be able to get to a point where you can clear your mind out and just think

and be able to know what's real and what's not. So you don't end up out here worried about what people think. You know what people think about you. If you ain't hurt nobody, man, be who you are. Be yourself. You know, your world opens up. And you won't get to that point if you allow yourself to be struck down by hard times. Because hard times is, you know.

Hard times is hard times. Everybody didn't been through it in some way, shape, or form. And everybody ain't got through it. Yeah, don't let that shit break you, is all I'm saying. Don't let that shit break you, man. You can't do it. Don't let it. Y'all ready?

We gotta wrap this up. Everybody's getting anxious in this fish. All right, man. See, it looks like he sleeps standing up. He is, man. See it is Fell asleep Standing Street up

This deep though This is the 85 South show Shout out to the 85% of Posting all those Doberts clips And man Can you believe the nerve of our fans Man

This is the type of fans we have for this show These motherfuckers got a Facebook group With like 50,000 people in it Didn't even invite us I had the ass to be in it You had to ask to be in the 85 South shows They got pictures of us that we don't even have.

Nigger, they posted your high school picture. Damn. Nigger, that's how many fans we have, bro. They can get pictures of us that we can't get because they know people that know people that know us. Man, that's true. That's very true. That's crazy when you think about that.

Think of all the people we took pictures with that ain't posted them yet. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck they ain't holding them on. The niggins be having the nerve to post the shit and not tag us in. I don't know what the fuck I mean I kind of get reserved to take the bridge

I don't know these people I don't know what they're gonna do with it all it take is a caption and now people looking at us on some bullshit ran until my nigga Carlos today we went in there and robbed that bank we got the boy

no the fuck we didn't that's the nature of the internet man you can't even subscribe to that you take a picture with a chick she get right online they always showing up like he's so sweet You got to just let that live

You can't even address it Don't address it Don't address it. Don't address nothing that ain't real. Don't even address it Because once you address it It becomes real You got to let that alone Nigga, a lot of shit that's fake

is real That's what Man, nigga what? Explain that I don't have that That shit is self-explanatory It's a lot of fake shit That's real

It's real I'm telling you Fake is real Nick If you can put your hand on it and touch it that shit is real I'm telling you

I've seen it happen to all the greats all the greats nigger no evidence fake shit can be real at any moment I'm telling man they got many people out here selling fake real shit

niggia it's a whole company that that blew up selling fake real shit yeah fake real real That's crazy A lot of fake real shit Nick fake love

That's fake love That's fake real Because the motherfucker As long as they can see you But as soon as you I love them type of people Hate me when I'm gone Do it

Because you gotta get that shit out your sister Man I feel like haters like social boo-boo If you're on booboo, you're going to be locked up, man. Get it out. Because it don't really affect me. I know who don't like me. Okay.

I know what they say and who they say it to. Because it's like, I have a long reach. So I don't give a fuck who you think you comfortable saying this shit to. Ain't no secrets in the world, Nick. And when people say fucked up shit about you and you're not that type of person, that makes them want you to know that, hey, man. Man, motherfuckin' say it this. Yeah.

Especially when you, like I said, that keeps you from having to address shit like that when taking pictures with people. Because ain't nobody going to believe that shit. No, I address it. You know what I mean? I'll be asking. I don't type of shit. People come up to me and ask me for random shit. I ask them anything you ask me, I'm going to ask you you back.

If you greet me with a question, I'm going to greet you with one back. Are you Carlos Mill? I don't know who's looking for him. Anybody ever told you you, you look. Anybody ever told you you shouldn't be out here asking people questions? That'd probably make them running into you even more special because it's direct contact now. You just ask them something. Now they get to give you an answer.

Oh, he's talking to me. So I get it. Hey, man. It's rude as fuck to just go up to people and start asking them questions. I mean, that's what come with it, man. That's the fame. Fame made people who don't know you act like they know you for having people who are. Man, I'm not famous.

I mean, hey. I ain't famous. Oh, okay. I ain't fucking fat I ain't jumping that shit Okay We're famous Yes

How you know How do I know you famous Yeah You want me to tell you how I know you Tell me how you know I tell you I know you famous Because I've seen things

Happen That most people Would never believe If you told them I'm talking about shit That you would not believe It's real Happened

Because you Carlos Miller I've witnessed those moments I've witnessed those moments Maybe I'll just be overlooking. Hey, I think you do. Do I? Yeah. If you think you ain't famous, you definitely overlooking them. Man, because I'll be thinking to people who really famous. Nah, but now, you can't bind you. You can't base it on when nobody else famous. You're famous. I'm talking about that's my gauge of fame. I mean, your gauge is respectable, but don't

you can't say you're not famous. Yes, you are. Yeah, yes you are. No, no. Yeah, I'll be thinking about this shit. I don't know if I'm, I think social media fucked it up. Yeah. I'm trying to put a number on how famous I am. I'm way more famous than that. Okay. So you can say that. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what's taking all these people who know me to fucking link up.

But goddamn, I'm supposed to have about 6 million followers or something. I didn't took pictures with all the followers that I got on everything. I ran it to each and every one. To the point where they're showing me old pictures. Are you remember? I don't remember that shit. I don't remember nothing. I'm not walking around holding on the memories of the strangers.

You don't remember me, do you? What the fuck happened that's going to make me remember you? Oh, I came to the show in Huntsville. You were sitting in the back. You act like they gave me a guest book with everybody who'd be at these goddamn shows. Carlos, you sit and say shit like that. That's going to make people not come to the show. Nigger, there's some other people who laughing at your goof ass who are going to come.

I got to go see this thing. This is a nigga frame. So I just replaced your goof ass. somebody with some fucking sense but I'm famous I can't say that I mean hey you do what the fuck you want to do because you're famous man fuck you don't work to get famous

so hey I know the brother work to get famous I don't know or ever diminish your greatness I'm gonna fuck around and say the wrong shit I mean you can't even be a comedian no more and say the wrong shit all this shit ain't gonna be correct now we talked about

hos for a good 20 minutes and that shit was important to me very much so I mean it is what it is That's what come with it. You know what I mean? That's what come with it. That's what come with it. Well, I ain't even got nowhere where I can go even hear about holes for that long.

That's what I'm saying. That is, it's a fucking demand for that. You know what I mean? The niggas are sitting around like, I really wish I had something that was, well, they was talking about some hos. Well, here is the 85 self-show. There you go. A podcast for niggas who just won't hear about the hose sometimes.

Sometimes. Sometimes. It is. But the sometimes. God damn. They got to hear about the hole. You just hear about the hole. about him. You ain't even doing nothing with them. Sometimes

you just leave about the hole. But the conversation is so enticing. Just to let you know that the holes are still out here operating their full strength. Man, it's some hos who's sitting around listening to this. Like, oh, I wish I knew some real ass niggas like that so I could be a hope around them. And I want them to know it's hope still. Yep.

And that's the thing, bro. That's what I mean. Like, when I say I've seen situations that happen. Hey, bro, you remember we was leaving the basketball game, the All-Star game, walking down the street in New York. This was years ago. And we looked up and had a mom following us. Like, for real.

Man, ain't nobody going to believe that story, man. See? What I just said, what I just said before, what I said before. I witnessed the things happen that most people wouldn't believe I've been there. You can't diminish that, man. I've seen it happen. I, you know, I embraced the fact that we've done what we've done in regards to up until this point. Because everybody.

Nick, Snoop Dog, told us we should have been some rappers. Exactly. Snoop Dog One, two That nigga looked at us and said Y'all niggas ain't rappers yet Real talk Didn't he say that shit

And he looked like He was serious as fuck He was like Y'all niggas ain't rappers yet Y'all niggins should be rappers And walk the fuck up And that was all he said We was walking in

And he was walking out It was Snoop by itself And no security and shit At the BET shit Because we're like four five years Yeah it was about five years What I'm saying Like those type of

moments that we've had happened and that's what makes me take pictures with people when they come up on me because it's like reality is taking some pictures with somebody who's gonna be way more famous than us i don't know who fuck it is i just know that we really show people love i mean you know because we're respectful people you know what i mean and i can say that for me and for him walk you better say it for me because i can get real disrespect we're we're But I don't disrespect people and you're really a fan. And you're somebody who appreciate what we do.

We appreciate you. So, you know what I mean? That's just what it is. Because you don't have to like this shit. You don't. You could have easily not liked it. But for you to fuck with it. And it wasn't like no flat-by shit.

Right. It wasn't no flat-by shit. Like they liked it and they kept watching it. Like we got some little dedicated for all. And that's why we only can be dedicated to those people. Not directing no attention to something that ain't going to. See, we're going to fire that young nigga. He's sleeping and shit, bro.

That's how it happens. He's the youngest one in here, the sleepiest one. He thinks somebody's going to pick him up and carry him to his bed. Go back to sleep. You sleep on the job. You don't want no money? Go ahead. How the fuck you sleepier than us?

We've been working harder than you. Yeah. You go ahead. Yeah. So when we're going to the show, nigga, you're sleeping. Get you some rest. He is getting him some rest. No, he's going to be sleeping when it's time to go.

When it's time to go do the other things. No, go to sleep. Look at him. Call this lad nap. He put the hoodie on like we were going to think he would meditate. Man, this nigga DM me on Twitter like I had left him. Loz, what we doing, man, won the show? Right now.

Yeah, man. It's my young hitter. I think I went to school with his best sister or something. I don't know. I don't know what this young guy. People better stop DMing me. That's what I'm saying. I'm too generous.

I just be giving everything I have away. Niggie hit me with a beautiful story. I'm moving to you. Atlanta from Columbus man that's how he said it that's how he's read it in your mind like anything you need man just let me know let's link up man just get some work in it just like this young nigga sound ambitious yeah like he who that joint i hit him with the old shit ain't no money involved it's gonna be some great opportunity big red from the five heartbeats they started asking them shit that didn't have to do with photography

You got three black t-shirts, a pair of black boots, three pair of black jeans. You ain't going to need that shit. I was just watch Fight Club. Ha! Ain't the fucked up part about this whole podcast right now, Chico? Is we just show so much love to the holes. The ladies are going to be mad. The women are going to be upset.

Brother, the bitch is going to cuss us out. We made sure to address that. We made sure to address that. Before we even got into the conversation, that this was... But that's exactly what I'm saying. Like, I don't give a fuck in the moment, but then I start going back and I'd be like, damn, we forgot about the bitch.

No, we didn't. We addressed everybody. You know what I mean? We addressed everybody. We didn't forget about anyone. But the bitches can't be the holes, too. Yeah, definitely. I didn't seen the bitches turn right into the hole.

So the ladies can be the holes too. They just be the hole for... But the ladies be hesitant, and they have to make the decisions. They have to make the decision. They have to make the decision to turn the hole on. Yeah, freaking the sheets. I don't want to do no whole shit.

They'll tell you right before they get you the pussy. Look at you. Got me how you're on some whole shit. They laughing too hard. But that means the hole is there to be assessed at whatever point she chooses to. So, you know what I mean? Respect to everybody. We appreciate it all.

You think, damn, that's too hypothetical right there. What's that? You think you ever lost some pussy by being too nice? Like, you know how you be in the pussy lot of? You didn't think you ever been like up for some pussy And you blew it by being too nice Probably Oh, Mr. Nice guy is

Friendly When you hate to find out Yeah, one of them, nah Yeah, I can say that I don't even think that I would say I lost it Because I was too nice I just, you know, was just doing some shit That she ain't want to fuck with

That's what it's based on It's based off what she want to be fucking with If you're not what she want to be fucking with You know the crazy thing is Out of all the chicks you've killed with when you're not dealing with them no more and they meet a new nigga don't you know that they tell this

nigga how fucked up you were they let they try to because they use you as the sympathy to make this other nigga try to act right what happened in your last relationship he cheated on me with a fat bitch that ain't, hey

now if he ever find out who you are he knows that you the nigga who do shit like that Fuck that's the type of shit that I'm making a nigger cut you off or won't let you over at the red light and shit. No, no, fuck that nigga. He ain't real. It's crazy.

Man. That's a nigga. I mean, I don't know, bro. I ask you this, like, as a nigger, uh-oh. As a nigger that has accomplished the things that you have accomplished but still motivates you. my mind I ain't accomplished shit yet But I mean the things that you have done Where you can sit down and say

I'm happy about the fact that I did There's what still motivates you As far as getting out here And being magnificent every single day That's the motivation It's feeling like I ain't accomplishing nothing yet Like I have personal accomplishments To me that mean a lot

Like just little shit Just being on shows that I grew up watching Or just meeting certain people that I admire or just having those moments where it's like, you know, where the shit feels real. You know what I don't know. Yeah. When the shit feels like the hard. You feel like the hard work pays off.

But what keeps me motivated is knowing that my motivation isn't motivating somebody else. You did? That's sense. Whatever grind I'm on or whatever they feel like I have accomplished me feeling like none of my accomplishments amounted. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm still like, nah, that's not the one. I'm not focused on any accomplishment because I'm still chasing my goals

and my personal training. And those personal moments that you have are more important to you than anything. Right. That's why you're able to still be motivated because the gauge that you judging me by, I'm not judging myself by that same success. So the things that you may think

that a person that's successful supposed to have, I don't give a fuck about none of that. What is it about having shit? Yeah, you learn once you get something. People with the ability to have whatever they want, only have the shit that they want. That's fucking, man. What joy do people get out of seeing you have the shit that they expect you to?

They expect you to have, right. Or your life not looking like the way they see it's supposed to look like. That's crazy to me. Damn, Chico, I've been seeing you on TV, Nick. Why are you in the minivan? Because I like minivans. Come on, bro. I like minivans.

Nick, if I'm in there, if I'm, that's the thing, man. You really have to be able to motivate yourself by the things that motivate you. I don't have the same goals. That's one of the reasons why when we met each other, you know what I mean? Our relationship built genuinely because we both had that same type of mentality about not giving the fuck about what people thought about you. Like my whole perspective in this is based in something completely different than what I think a lot of people is because I didn't start being an entertainer based on the fact that I grew up.

an entertainer. No, this came to me differently. Like, my perspective is different. I have a father that was murdered. And my motivation is to not go out like that. Because, you know, he was able to see you later, baby. She was, she had to do the hundred. She got to go to work in the morning. So do we, but we ain't. Yeah, we're damn sure. But yeah, I come from having that situation happening. I remember what it felt like to have to internalize that. That would Whatever this man did before he left, he didn't do enough to be able to leave anything for me to be able to utilize to make my life better. So my whole motivation was to be able to do something to make my life. And by making my life better, I'm able to make the people that surround me and that I love lives better.

And what you think about me has no merit in how I move and make my decisions as a human being. Right, because all the people who I need to approve me already have. Exactly. And that doesn't change. Like moments where, you know, the things that we're discussing now, like, these things mean something like, it's so many stories we got that we ain't never told so many pictures we took, so many things we've done that we don't even talk about because it's not about that.

Fuck all. That's a part of life, but the things that motivates us is the ability to be able to do those things. Right. It's just your ability to be able to do the things that you want to do. That shit feel good. That is a level of achievement that most people don't appreciate. You got to make some time for yourself.

You got to do what you need to do because if you ain't right, then ain't nothing going to be right. Right. I don't care what you got going on. If you're not right, if you're not internalizing who you are and being the best person you can be,

ain't nothing going to come out right. Nothing. Because you're not walking in the purpose that you're supposed to. Like, it's just the way it is. So you got to be able to figure out what's for you and what ain't. You know what's for you?

Because I know what's for me and I fuck with that. Hell you. That's all I'm going to fuck with. And I don't have no desire. I gotta fuck with nothing else. Until some new shit come out. Then I gotta see it.

I'm still like my not funny. Exactly, but I'm only going to fuck with the things I fuck with. And I'm going to embrace it. And you should do the same. Whoever you are out there that's watching us on this late night, but we got to get up for the work in the morning. So before we wrap it up, I just want to shout out to the whole crew.

We got a lot of days coming up, man. We're pushing. Yeah. We pushing. We're adding dates. day just because you ain't seen your city yet don't mean it might not happen bro Oakland just because you ain't seen the day don't mean we're not coming don't be crazy when people ask well like we go to a city and then we leave and then the same people

can be like we y'all coming back man I gotta come right back like do y'all not understand that we will continue to come back as much as y'all would like us to be exactly hey man we appreciate it like the fact that people say they want to see us where they live and they want to be able to have a piece of their experience that we provide in the city that they live in is beautiful man like they want to be able to say that the 85 South Show with their city after that 85 South Show Chicago 85 South Show Houston 85 South Show See these just big cities you get this we're coming to the smallest too y'all got money we coming they buy tickets they buy tickets and got damn uh so

Somewhere, I don't even know the name of your goddamn city. We're coming. We're going to mash your talking. Mashing Nucket. Mashing Nucket. Mashing Nugget. Mashed Nugget. In certain words, it's always going to make you feel like you can't read.

I don't care who you are. You can be a proficient reader, but if you're going to see a word, you're going to make a show coming up on the Indian reservation. Ain't it on the Indian reservation? It is? Hell yeah. I didn't even know it was an Indian reservation. White people would be listening to our shit think they can't bring us to no events, too.

White people got long money. It's going to sound unreasonable, but we got to tax y'all a little bit because y'all got more money than everybody. White people, if y'all trying to do business with the 85 South Show, don't worry about what we do. We have the business of it. If you want to get in, you need to get in on the low, what you would call the low-end white men. For what we're asking, it's very little money. Very low-end. And you're rich white men.

You can find a deal. At this point, it's the best. It's the best deal that's going to be available to you at that moment. We've been hustling hard for a moment for a long time, bro. It's time for white investors to start trying to come over here and make us offers and shit. We ready. And we're talking just like this when we get over there. We come on with it.

We know y'all sneaking and listening to the shit over there. Like God, we got analytics. They show us old white males 34 to 51 watching this shit. He's all the richest motherfuckers in America right now. Come on, man. Come up off some of that shit, bro. You got hundreds of millions of dollars, man. The fuck's wrong with y'all, man.

That's what I'm talking about, wife. It's cool to be, you know what I'm saying, be bawling this shit. But when you start being stingy, now you're playing with your faith because you're going to go to hell when you're stingy. You don't need all that goddamn money, man. And the little investment that you're about to fuck around over here with us, you can write that off on your

text on your third account, bro. I'm gonna tell your wife you fucking your secretary if you're gonna come over and give me smush money. I start exposing the shit. I know all about your mother baby in private school. And if you feel like I'm talking to you, I am. That's how I'm gonna start ending every show.

That's the message to the white man. No, if you feel like I'm talking to you, I am. That's a teacher right now. However you feel. It's a t-shirt. If you feel like I'm talking to you... Don't talk about my t-shirts around, Chad. He has never mixed me.

So everybody who's been asking me to show me the Coochie First T-shirts will be available. Immediately. Immediately. Those are... I'm getting pre-orders. I've had over 50 requests.

I'm serious. You can laugh all you want to. I'm going to be laughing when I were all the way to the back. Show me the coo-chie. your verse hashtag consent Hashtag consent Much love to all the ladies P-shirt

Much love to all the ladies Who give them consent out here Real good verbal consent Putting it in the air At matter of fact You initiating it Oh wow

Man That's a feeling that Ain't it boy Good consent Yeah that made J-O-N and say Mm-hmm And go wham

That point That's why this show has been successful Because we speak on things That need to be spoken consent. That's an episode. We're going to do a whole episode about consent. It's a very unique process right now, isn't it? Consent. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah. It's the change. You got to have that. But when a woman initiated in that regard is, you know, it changed the standard of the interaction.

Oh, yeah. It makes it better. More enjoyable for both parts. Everybody needs some consent. It's delicious. Alright man We're about to go to work At our other job Yeah We're still working for you Come on man I don't never want nobody

To be jealous of what I got What they think I got going on Because I worked harder than you Don't worry about Come on man Don't worry about what nobody else got going on I don't know But I'm just trying

I want them to know If it was anybody who was hating on Up to this point You can come to the table You don't have to do that no more Because at any moment in your life, you can stop being a fuck nigga. Yeah, it's never too late to stop being a bitch. It's never too late to stop being a bitch.

It's never too late to stop being. Never too late to stop being. This is an altar call right now. If you're a nigga and you know you a bitch of his thing, cut that bullshit out. You can start to hold your life right now. Stop talking about other niggas, man. Stop worrying about what other motherfuckers is doing. Stop being jealous.

Don't assume shit. If ain't nobody say you. addressed you it was not for you yeah sitting around you really sitting around spending your time

talking about another dude it's one nigga you need to be worried about and that's your seal come on man you you

the more you worry about me the more it's going to hurt your thoughts to see me worrying about me amen don't tell me

to clean off my porch if you got shit in your house you got shit in your house You gotta just let that one sit for a second You don't say nothing right after that That's it for real There's a lot of people who tell you to clean up their porch

Most of them house full of shit Your house, your porch clean Put your house nasty You're trying to The reason why you're trying to pay attention To my porch is because you don't want nobody Come in your house Ooh

You better keep them on the porch Because once they come in your house You don't know how nasty you really are My porch might be fucked up But I bet my house ain't nasty I don't give a fuck what it looks like It is what it is what it is Sometimes it ain't about what it looked like

We already gave on that game though You just said that, stop worrying about the porch And worried about the house And once you get your house right Then you're going to be able to get your porch right I see a lot of people still ain't learned the difference Between costs and value

it's a big damn different yep if you'll pay that cost then you must value yep and there's no cost you can put on value hell no

the cost and the value ain't never the same never the same that's crazy you can't make money if your cost too hard because you can't resettle so everything you buy

just know You don't cause that And that's enough of the night I know for a fact I agree with you We might not even give them all of this man We might not I don't know

This might be too much You know they banning people For saying real shit these days That's very true Keep that I mean if we don't I'll have it to watch for our own personal Man

No we can't put shit in the archive Joe be destroying footage. He would have destroyed the footage, man. We would have been, bro, we would have been blew up. Joe has sabotaged us, man. Joe, keep the camera rolling. So these people are crazy, man. Joe has been telling me that he is still trying to retrieve the mold of footage.

Oh, man. Oh, uh-uh. Listen, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. So look, I just want Legally. No, I just want to confirm that this is not This is not a hoax

But this is just not me putting on Look, turn that bit so they know you back now Can you turn it? So it's put some human interaction on that bit No, it's not joke I'm not ridiculing you right now See how he doesn't like criticism But

I was just letting the fans know That the mobile footage We're still trying to recover it For your viewing. Man, yes, we really, really. Just to prove to you that we are not the people you think of you are. Right. We appreciate, first of all, we appreciate Mobile for coming out.

You know what I mean? And rocking with us that night. Yes. And we had this, you know, I don't even want to talk about. I ain't one of the people that's going to discuss because it's make it worse. Because I don't know if you ever going to see it. So I don't want to, I don't want to stop talking about it. You think they'll ever get to see it?

See, nobody wants to come. commit and I understand because it's footage. It's footage. You know what I'm saying? It's footage. So it's like you gotta it's weird ways that you gotta work with that. Y'all don't know, Joe Newman, man. Y'all don't know this man. I know this dude.

Joe go home. You do work hard. Turn the camera back on and be like, man, fuck these dudes, man. I'm really fucking sick of these guys man. No, man. He'll get it. Hey, be like, listen, man, they're not respecting women, calling people whores and bitches. Man, Chad is a sellout. Chad think, Chad think just because he fucking pulled his hat down lower, that he means business. Chad don't fucking tell me what to do.

How whoop Chad ass? It's the 85 South Show. Chad is the little brother. People ask me, like, bro, why are you in Chad? That's my little brother. The nigger don't know what the fuck you do. I whoop chad at. And he's still gonna be my partner.

We that type of friends. They don't make them no more. With real nigger, real shit. This would it really look like. I'm with that nigger ass and pray for him. This would it really look like. Call him the next day, bro.

You straight. I ain't mean to hit you right in the favor, but you move and shit. I don't get what fuck about that. Look how he got quiet. Pull your head up. Real shit. Not a tough guy. You don't even eat meat no more.

I knocked that little pussy's thing out. one point you need protein me it's my dog you can't talk to you can't talk to them like that that's what i that's the this is this is where it happens man this is what it looks like get up all your ass they don't make this type of shit no more go get you something man you don't have friends who you can call dickheads and shit nah y'all don't even really have real conversation y'all don't know the y'all don't know the motherfuckers you got niggas out there who got friends they ain't never heard their voice they just text all the time Where that nigga live?

You don't even know what the fuck What do you live? Yeah, that nigga ain't never invited you over To watch the game and shit Y'all ain't homies Nah, that's what it really looked like You don't even ask about your homie, mama and shit How your mom's doing?

Y'all ain't, see? Come on, man. Get your shit together. With that being said? With that being said? You gotta love it, man. Hey man, somebody found a...

Shout out to the first. fans again. They sent the, what is it, Eastern Auto? Eastern Motors. Eastern Motors commercial. Oh, man, that's beautiful. Somebody dug it up with all the athletes in it. Oh, yeah. So shout out to that person. I don't remember your names and shit. Um, and they found the Darkwing Duck intro. They tagged you in Twitter. Oh, yeah. That's legendary right there. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I've noticed something about Darkwing Duck tell. What you noticed about that?

The nigga took his head off. Guess what? The nigger had a hat line gone to. Yep. That's why he wears a mask up. All head. The head goes straight up like this. Yeah, yeah. It was dog-winged duck, though. Yeah.

All right, bro. We gotta go get the rest of this money. We gotta go to our other job in about four hours. Yep. What time is? Shit, by the time we leave, it's gonna be another time, so ain't even no time? 2.45. Okay.

Wow. That's how it looks when you're working. Shout out the clacks. The nigga been playing piano for three hours. I know that thing, a knuckles is burning. You can stop if you want to, right? She's gonna be stuck just like that. Stuck just like that.

He don't keep going. That's what we're doing. We work. That nigger finger bitch so good. He don't have to take his pants off. Play the piano on the pussy. You'll be fingering bitches with that same grip. Fingingin' bitches with his whole hat at the same time.

You know how to work your shit in and out. Something about clax, he turned my pussy to a trumpet. They ain't got that bowling grip. One of them niggins shake your hand. We were talking about. him out early, you know that his finger don't even straightened all the way out. How you doing, brother? What the fuck wrong with your hand?

I'm piano playing. You don't never want to get plucked by him. You're gonna split skin. Pow! Oh, s'nigga, I'm bleeding. Man, it's about nine niggas on the plate of guitar. Man, do y'all need a saxophone player? Shout out to the nigger who's a saxophone player.

J-O-N, did you hit? Did he hit? saxophone play man we're gonna get us a whole goddamn band we're gonna find us some niggas who play everything we need a nigga that play an obscure instrument now like a old ukulele something like that like a woodwind instrument

where the geys the clarinet niggas that man yeah one of them can't find no nigga that played the flute real good string instrument where the nigga had with the cello what's the what's the thing the harp

Yeah, and they had some niggas with a heart player? Come on, man. Fuck the game up with the heart player. Play a nigga that, you know, find a nigga that know how to play the bassoon. I don't even know what a bassoon is. Come on, man. It's like a wooden flute with a saxophone thing on it. You know what?

And the crazy part is we got some people that's watching this. That's going to know somebody who play a bassoon. They fuck with us. Shout out to all the real. that play the violin we're gonna link with y'all too. By the time we finish, by the time this shit come out, we're gonna have at least eight, nine niggas who play some of we don't know how to pronounce.

I want to find a girl who know how to play the French horn. You know how lit the 85 South Shore will be with some French horn in it? You know what, bro? What if we get linked with a trap mariachi band? A trap mariachi band. I don't even know if that exists. before you just said if we get a flute player it's probably gonna be a white girl

white girl play the shit out of some flute clarinet what what what joe my chat don't give a fuck about new ideas I hate them every day with like four good ideas man he just be like I'm about to do it right now he probably hang up the phone and be like I got tricked this nigga again not doing that shit I'll write it down, though. I'm gonna call him two weeks and then tell him it's mine. Chair is an asshole,

that nigga, I hit the nigga, like, yeah, come on, bro, I gotta do the shit. The nigga don't do the shit, didn't hit me back. Loose, man, oh, bro. I just thought of, you know what's crazy? I just thought of some shit. You know what we could do?

A nigga, we could get the t-shirts that say, show me to coochie first. I was like, bro, I told you that shit four weeks ago. You did? Damn, bro, I'm my fault. My bad, bro. You did.

You're right. You did say that. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it. Bro. My name is Carlos. Look at the shit. All right.

Don't get your fucking. That fight you were talking about is coming. Come on. Keep talking. Let's see if you're going to knock my bitch's ass out. All right? Keep fucking talking, Carlos. All right, that we're fucking hard, bro.

Bro, Chad be ignoring me so much. That's how Chad, feel on the inside. If you ever see how Chad, look, that's how he's feeling right now. All right, no, we've got to get these jokes off. But, hey, my fucking knees are getting loose, bro. I'm ready to go. You're not going to fucking talk about me. Get your fucking hands off me, man.

Chad, calm down, bro. No, fuck you, bro. For saying that about him and Joe be linking up, man, delete the footage. Yeah. Hey, really, that's why Joe walked off. He laughed because he can't, he got to lay. He can't stop laughing because he knows they probably the matter. Yeah.

These guys are fucking dickheads, bro. I fucking hate these motherfuckers. They be calming each other down. Just stay down, bro. I know it's hard. But we're going to make it, bro. We just got to stay on just a little bit longer. Just fucking just let them say the shit that they say.

Laugh like you care. And when they leave, we'll fucking tell them that we know, bro. Just keep the program working. Joe be with it. Be like, bro, how long you want me to hold on to it? So fucking long that they forget to fucking ask about it. Exactly. What the fuck, bro

Just stay Look at me, stay the course All right Carlos is an asshole Chico just sits there and laughs It doesn't even fucking defend us He probably called V-C and was like Nah, we ain't doing shit tonight, bro

Yeah, go home Go home These guys are dickheads If you stay the course Little do we know That's the way they're gonna get high back with Steve They're like, hey, we got them They're done

I hit Jay back I'm like, bro, what a shirt is it? Fuck them shirts Wait do you see these cute ass shirts I got Cute as fuck Why are we going cute I like Nintendo characters We got some bright yellow shit

And it's cute as fuck Yeah What colors did you put on it It's blue and another kind of blue You look like the little Emoji monkey Everybody else looks cool Chad don't put that out bro

I don't fuck with that Bro I'm doing it anyway This is my show I do what the fuck I want to do. If you don't like little cartoon muckus, you need to get your own show. Bro, calm down, bro. Calm down, bro.

I'm trying to be cool, bro. Fuck that, delete the footage. I'm trying to be cool. I know, bro. The fucking footage is deleted, bro. We got J.O.N. He doesn't know. Look at his fucking shirt.

Look at me. Yeah, I know. Look at me, bro. You look stupid as fucking. Look at me. You look dumb. Look, yeah, I look like the wee person that people try to make the look like me.

That's what the weed are. You see it looked like a nigga that jit when you first turned the Wii on. Yeah. Thip-de-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-d-d-de. Did you approve of that? No, I didn't. I didn't even see it until we had to put it on. That's the shit I'm saying.

Now you got to go back to the plane because you're laughing a little too hard. What was all that fucking giggling, bro, when they were shitting on us, bro? I thought we were on the same team, bro. All that fucking on the floor slapping the door shit, bro? I mean, you got to keep the fucking story going, but goddamn, bro. Look, Joe over there on the floor laughing. deleting all this year. Look at Craig, man.

I mean, yeah, but you're going to delete it, but God damn, bro. I hope Joe don't delete this one, man. This one pretty good. Hey, man, let me watch this shit before you delete it. J-O-N. been watching the mobile show for months. Yeah. Ain't said shit. See?

Yeah, exactly. He's just, look, the truth coming out. He watched it. No, it's not. It's not. The plan is going accordingly. Once he took that oath, you can't bring it. We got to get us some new niggins round.

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