The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Hollyhood feat. Clayton English | Ep. 18
Episode Date: April 15, 2016Clayton English is back in the studio with the crew. With tons of opportunities coming from Hollywood & traveling the country, the guys touch on their favorite characters growing up, what shows th...ey wish they could've been in and how they're handling fans on the road. Listen in, then ask your best friend's cousin to listen too! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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85.
85.
855.
And welcome back to the 85 South show.
I am your man Carlos Miller.
It's your boy DC, Yon Flina.
Fuck you.
You mean.
Fuck you mean.
Fuck you mean.
I think that how we should start the show.
Y'all got to keep that.
Let's do it.
No, real tough.
It's kept.
It's kept.
We're the bosses.
Say something else.
Who the head of that light skin, niggas?
That's that nigga, Clayton English.
Hey, man, look.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
This is how my introduction has to go, man.
Oversey.
Let him do it on intro.
Come on, man.
You know what it is, man.
It's Clayton English, man.
In Japan, they call me Yetty.
In Spanish-speaking countries, I'm known as Salvador Domingo.
I'm in the building right now.
bitches on IKEA furnishing and taking it back.
Like, that shit ain't happened.
You know what it is.
It's your boy, Claytoe O Nagashima.
Wait a minute, bro.
Claynell English.
Bro, you said in Spanish.
Claytona Nagoshima, what that is it?
Claytoio Naguima.
He said in Spanish countries, they call him Sabado Domingo.
Nicky, that's Saturday and Sunday.
You got damn right, Nate.
Bitches love to see me like Saturdays and Sunday.
Word.
Salvador.
Domingo.
I'm going to carnival this year, nigga.
I'm doing foreign shit
man your passport, get your stamps.
Get it tattooed.
For real?
Get your passport tattooed.
I just had to get another passport.
My shit tatted up.
For real?
Yeah, my little nephew drew all on that morning.
Man, this motherfucker, yeah.
He didn't went to all the fictional places.
Never, never land.
A nigga threw a stick man on Paris and shit.
I'm like, a nigga that hung a nigga on the Isf Tower and shit.
Like, you know what I'm tired of this shit.
That's what we're doing today, man.
We're bringing the hood to Hollywood.
It's here.
It's been here.
Yeah, it's been there.
We're all three fairly hood niggas, I should say.
Yes.
You remember Hollywood to business, though, man.
Oh, man.
DC, you got movies and shit.
Clayton, you're that most acting nigga I know.
Like, that shit's crazy.
How do you be remembering your lines and scripts and shit?
It's crazy, man.
Like, somebody had I told me and I took it with me.
They were like, said how you would see it.
You know what I'm saying?
Even though you're reading lines, like, it's hard just trying to remember line.
They're like, said how you would see it.
You know what I'm saying?
Because if you're going there and you'd be like, you're like, you're
Like, begin each statement with me and you.
You got to read for me.
I mean, I'm about to begin this statement with me and you shout,
but you still have to say it as a person.
You know what I like, when I go in the audition
and it'd be the, like, it's the callback audition
and you went there with the real director.
And he's like, dude, fuck the paper, bro.
Fuck the paper, man.
Do what you did that other time.
Do that shit, that's what we wanted.
And niggas be like, so what did you want?
The words be when they figure out,
when you give them the extra, and they like, good,
I like that.
I liked how you do that again.
That was funny.
Do that again.
I like that.
I like that.
All right.
Do it again.
And then you do it again.
And then they don't pick you.
And then you see the show.
And then you're doing that shit.
Hey, I've slapped the shit out of all y'all.
If I knew where your office was, I hate the fact your offices ain't permanent.
No, I'm just like, I would never slap anybody, man.
I would never slap anyone.
I just want to act.
Okay.
Mama, I want to act.
It's a new play coming out by Clayton English.
Big this, right.
So if you could just have any role you want.
I wanted to.
What would it be?
Man, I want to do some gangster shit.
Like what?
Take a shit.
It's gonna be fun because it's like I'm not gonna be playing nobody else.
Right.
I'm gonna be playing some shit that I've actually done.
That would be dope as hell to be in like an action movie.
You know what I'm gonna definitely shoot some shit up, man.
I want to jump over some car like, boom, pooh, boom,
I want to shoot, I want to get, I want to do the slow get up, like bad boys.
Like after they, like they get the bitch and you gotta stand up real slow.
At the end, it's a...
It looked real intense, yeah.
Like, hell yeah.
I always want to get in the shootout
with some dubs flying past,
a nigga, and the dubs fly back.
See, I probably do.
I'm at two clues.
Like, maybe they had them damn pissed on them.
See, y'all want to be the good guy.
I always wanted to be the villain.
Who said the bad guy?
I wanted to be two guns, too.
But I always wanted to be the nigga who called
and they just do like the side view of your face.
What kind of bad guy you want to be?
Like, if you don't bring me my fucking money,
I'm going to cut your fucking.
I promise.
Like, something like that.
But you know who I'm getting tired of?
What?
What is that?
What is that?
His daughter keep getting kidnapped.
Like, nigger.
If you don't put this bitch in the cage and tie her up,
kidnap her your damn self.
Y'all saw the Black Taken?
No.
Two years late.
Oh, I did, yeah.
I didn't see that.
They weren't no phone call or nothing
because they ain't have phones back then.
It's just that nigger mumbling a lot of shit
under this breath when I get out of this motherfucker.
You know what movie we-
You know what movie there'll be.
It's good for us to do.
You know what movie we should remake?
Like the three niggas on this show right now?
What?
We should do, we should remake Glory.
Glory?
Yeah, the Civil War movie.
Who gonna get whipped?
Damn, so ain't me.
Hell no.
That's shit me.
I know you don't think I'm gonna get whooped.
He's the nigger whooping niggas.
He's livin'n't.
We can hire another nigga to do that.
He in the house.
Who's going to get whooped?
You're right.
We got to replace.
Clayton, you might not make this one.
Everybody be talking about what they would have did if they were slaved.
You were in the dead shit, but took your ass to work.
Mouth to that niggins, he's trying to leave.
All, y'all tell it like shit.
No, but that's what motherfuckers don't know, man.
Niggins had shit worked out, man.
Niggins knew little slick shit to do.
Like, niggins knew how the goddamn escape.
So you're telling me, like, you run in the middle of the night,
they're gonna catch you in the morning.
Like, you see the nigger who ran at 12 o'clock lane,
and you see him bring them back at 8 o'clock in the morning,
like, where the fuck would you hide?
Like, why the fuck, you ain't getting to you?
Get the fuck on?
You had eight hours.
They get the fuck on.
And they brought your stupid ass back.
You on foot, man.
You get lost.
You ain't got no GPS?
Nick of that sucker back in the house.
You're like, I be damn Elizabeth.
Man, this is bullshit.
We're in the back of the house.
You're stupid.
That's crazy.
You can quit whipping, cat.
I want to do a superhero movie.
Which one?
Anything.
Like a Superman or like Hancock?
No, man.
I'm tired of black superheroes.
I always fucked up.
man every time there's something wrong with them they don't let us be great i'd probably be too high to fly
because if i realize i'm flying i just get paranoid oh shit you stupid i get the guy that
having turblets on my own shit spider man be high he don't even he don't even get up high in his
trees he swing real low to the ground his feet scraping the ground his ass scraping the ground
he don't even really want to fly he just don't want to get his shoes dirty he's just glad a little
As high as that nigger get on top of a soda machine.
That's about that nigga be like, that's it, baby.
That's it.
I ain't leaving this goddamn corner until crime.
Chill the fuck out.
All the black suit around could fuck up, man.
What if he did just enough?
Like, man, there ain't no murders, though.
Like, he ain't going to catch the criminal, but he'll trip a nigga.
Yank.
All right, all right, nah.
You got to keep running.
He's going to get back up.
Well, the murder rate is down, Spider-Man,
but the pregnancy rate is up.
Shit, what you want me to say?
What do you think that web fluid made out of, my nigga?
You run around and save the bitches and shit,
that's old sperm.
Every bitch I say it and got something on her.
Are you going to see the Batman versus Super Bowl?
I've seen that shit, man.
I saw it on bootleg, man.
You sound disappointed in there?
I saw it.
Crackhead acted it out with action figures for me,
and he taped him.
He saw the bootleg did.
Shit was amazing, man.
Batman talking cats.
had shit the whole time.
What he's talking about?
Man said, bitch, this Gotham City.
I run, you know, you come over here with that foot.
Take your whole ass back to Metropolis.
He couldn't say Metropolis.
He kept mispronouncing.
Metropolis.
He got action figures, bro.
Yeah, yeah, action figures.
He acted the whole shit.
He ain't had no Wonder Woman.
So the nigga had Barbie.
The shit was way taller than the other ones and shit.
She was kicking ass.
She was kicking ass.
Oh.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Man versus Superman.
If I see Batman and Superman,
I'm gonna whoop their ass
for making that movie
2 and a half goddamn hour
There ain't no reason
For that movie to be that long
Who you got on the Batman Superman fight?
I don't get a fuck
Cause the end of the day
I won't into none of this shit growing up
I was in the crack deal
And if they had a nigga sell it crack in that motherfucker
I was like, that's my hero!
What do you think Kryptonite is?
So he like the Joker
That's what Kryptonite is
What?
Crack.
That's why Superman get around
That krypton night is all bad.
That nigga gets weak and shit
That nigga touched one of them
rock knicker shudder and shit low as low what's wrong clark bitch get the rock away from
him that's what the fuck the problem is man i don't know crack baby it's crack i always thought
superman they should have daze appellant that motherfucker get the crack man give him crack
oh no superman don't die nick superman don't die from the crack man i'll take superman i think
Superman is supposed to whip everybody
is, man. He's Superman.
Batman ain't shit but a white dude
with a lot of money. Yeah.
Batman really... Think about it. Think about it.
But Batman... That's his...
Superpower. He ain't got no superpower. This thing ain't strong.
His superpower white privilege.
That's the superpower. That's it. That's about it.
I didn't know I wasn't supposed to be here.
This nigga not strong or nothing.
I didn't know I couldn't dress up in a cape and
slap the shit out of people.
Nigger, he's home boys with the police chief.
I know. That's what he said.
That's what he said. I don't think he do. He got a zip line.
That's all he good for him.
Zip line.
And they said, nigga, I'm like,
who the hell is ziplining from the building to
building?
Batman be playing that shit.
Superman just kind of, I don't know, man.
You know why they're a little bit of asshole, man.
But I was just about to say,
that's why they don't let niggies be superhero.
We're being told everybody.
Bitch, fuck you.
To laugh at my shoes, that's why I'm Superman on y'all.
You don't believe me?
Why can me throw this bitch to Oklahoma?
Just pick the building up and throw that bitch.
But Superman couldn't come out
because there ain't no more telephone booth.
He'll be running.
Like, man, we'll be a damn.
I got a, hey, hey, everybody.
Everybody close their eyes.
Don't look.
What the fuck is this?
He'd be picking the shit,
but like, what the fuck he's doing?
He sawed out his dick.
He got a change in the Uber car.
Oh, man.
And they got a car to Uber.
Like, damn, it's Uber pool.
What is his costume doing?
What is his costume doing?
Nigg a nigga pull up with four other motherfuckers in them.
I'm like, uh, wrong ride.
I'm going to count.
I meant to hit X.
I hit the pool.
I hit the pool.
I need the Uber X.
There's a lot of movies out there, man.
Like what's the name's a movie?
Oh, okay, check this out.
That you wish you could have been there.
No, no, check this out.
So I heard that Eddie Murphy was originally supposed
to be in the ghost bust.
Yeah, he was like, fuck that.
That shit wouldn't have been a gangster movie.
That shit wouldn't have been funny, man.
Because you already had, you know what I'm saying?
That's a good movie, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That should have been crazy, man.
Just Eddie Murphy?
That would have been dope.
And it would have been young Eddie Murphy, too.
Young Eddie.
But you know why?
They didn't pick him.
Because they had the Cadillac,
they was going to use the Cadillac Hurst
for the Ghost Bus
the car and he kept driving.
He wouldn't let nobody else driving.
Oh, Eddie Murphy, I mean, Eddie Griffin.
Ooh, he said, Eddie Murphy.
Eddie Murphy got that white lady pregnant now.
The white lady, he always go get the coffee with.
It's old white fine, too, though.
Well, only that much coffee getting in the world.
Ain't that much coffee to get.
Eddie Murphy seemed like he was doing everything right.
Like, he lived longer than he thought he was.
He was like, wait, I'm still alive.
Give me one of the white bitches for a little bit.
I just want to see what they do.
You could tell.
They drink a lot of coffee.
Shut up.
White pussy, Jeff.
White pussy just got back on my radar.
It was at the bottom.
I got that little lower bit, man.
You need to put a battery in your radar.
No, boy, she was straight.
She brought it back to life.
You know what show I always wanted to be on?
What?
What's happening with Raj and Shirley?
You wanted to be on that.
Yeah, Martin was on that bitch.
I was young.
I thought I was going to be on Dany Channel.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
Why?
That's her Raven was cool as fuck.
You thought you was going to be on?
I was like, that shit would be fine if I get on that's a red.
I liked that white girl.
She Chatsy was stupid again.
Chessie just been thrown.
character gonna be on that song right i don't know i was they gonna be fucking with i i only want to
and what you was gonna do on the theme song because you know the theme song you got to turn
around after dropping some dishes or something silly that's how they might see me smoke
with weed not on dc sorry dc you're waving the smoke away i'll be behind raving and shit
but all the disney people get to get to it yeah i don't go get to it on drugs or something
something you know what gave me hope to get on the disney channel
You remember the dude T.C. from the Wayne's brothers?
He was the hustle man on that.
When I looked up and he had a...
I was like, yep, it's hopeful, niggas.
You know who was it? It was Hope?
What was it?
Jet Jackson or something?
Jet Jackson.
He died, man.
He did, pal.
He killed himself, man.
He did, Jeff, Jackson.
Yeah, I think.
Okay, but don't let that mess the story up.
What happened?
He did, not, though.
Whatever you're about to say, plus...
Hold on a fly to need a minute.
It's like he didn't know
I hate that you told him
I didn't mean it for you to find out like that
I don't know how we're going to finish the rest of the show
I didn't mean for you to find out like that
A flat on the up and up
Lindsay Lohan's still alive
Man Hillary Duff still good
Clarissa is still explaining it
Both them niggins from my brother
And me made it
Pete and Pete
Mark McGuire
Oh Lizzie McGrawls still alive
too that little fiend he was a fiend in the early eight amen you have you been seeing orlando
brown stupid oh yeah he's funny and fuck bro dude funny as he he just he killed he was a kid he got
to live that life as a kid that's yeah i was watching him act like damn this nigga taking
all the little kid he taking all everything made he made a pain he was on jamie fox show
he'd hop up on those stuff he was always he was brunt he was good i hope he good he actually got to be
two child stars.
You remember he was little,
little, little, then he got to be like him.
Little little.
Then he got to be fat.
You remember fat him too?
And that's already.
You remember fat him?
He was a whole other different.
How many hymns was he?
He was a whole other type of funny
when he was fat with the little dress.
Look like the little burnt rice crispsis.
Hey, it's the evolution of funny.
Who was some of your favorite childhood
stars growing up?
Like you're talking about,
they was a child?
I liked them because I was a child.
Yeah, both.
That was a hard-ass question.
Was that algebra?
I don't know what that was.
I don't know how I came over with that shit.
I think you would want to answer if you was a child.
Answer both of them.
Like, who was a dope child actor,
and who did you like when you was a child?
Answer me, goddamn it.
I asked you a question.
A dope child actor.
Blossom?
Let's go with us, her friend, six.
Six, because that ass came through.
That ass blossomed.
You're not going to act like Michelle Tanner was not.
not one of the best child actors ever.
I know they named Mary Kate and Ashley,
but I know him as fucking Michelle time.
No, I'm trying to think.
Who else?
Minkis from Boy Meets World.
Y'all don't remember Mingus?
Which one?
The nerd.
Oh, man, that was my nigga, too.
Minkis was the dude.
Hello, what he...
Next, you're going to say little Richie from Family Matters.
Hell yeah.
The one with the mullet.
When he had the mullet.
Brough, Richie went to the barren one day
and never came back from the show.
Him and Judy.
Judy went to take a nap and never came out of that.
He came back as a grown nigga with a mustache.
I like, I like Guardo of Liz McGuire,
because he kept both of the bitches.
He had all on.
Goo off my brother and me.
Now, Goo was a real entrepreneur.
Wayhead!
Everybody said goo punch.
That was the shit.
Recess.
Whatever happened to Alfa.
This thing got a face tattoo now.
Can't go out recess.
Oh, I'm putting cartoons.
Cartoons and everything.
Hey, Arnold, you know, he's young.
That nigga, Ed and Eddie.
This nigga watched the quack pat.
Yeah, I used to say, Edd, Eddie, they were on crack for real.
Adder boy.
I used to hate his ass.
I'm like, somebody going to slap his hand.
No way, double D.
Give me my boy, add the boy.
My little brother used to be watching that shit.
I'd be like, hey, man, turn that shit off, man.
I hate that shit.
You're going to be stupid as fuck, man.
You're going to choke on a g.
Eddie!
Eddie!
You're going to be stupid as fuck.
man. Turn that shit off, boy. Watch these video. Turn that shit off.
Turn that shit off. Who else? Who else?
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Oh, like, when I was like a...
Child favorite child start.
Childhood stars.
We talk about just anything.
Like, you know, I used to fuck with the magic, man.
any hard away yeah oh and Shaq you know I used to love that man I was wrong I
thought we were talking about when I was a child also not a nigga talking
about anything he liked when he was a kid hey niggins was good as fuck you're
being real childish right now that I want you to think I'm talking about when the
76 is real good when when how old are you nick you need some help to bill
Russell what y'all ain't fuck with Scooby-Doo hell yeah I used to hate Scooby-D I used to hate
when the monster come and then they run in place for a minute and then take off i was like
y'all got so tired of watching scooby-doo that niggins got so tired of watching scooby-doo
i think i'm like man they y'all ain't gonna keep being caught man oh you're talking about when
they wind up before they run yeah i used to hate that shit i used to be like go let's go
this one made me love scooby-doo this one because i found out he was a real black dog what he
do because only like because if you think about the scooby-doo was black he actually
worked for them white people because all his cousin used to just come visit you
You remember all Scooby-Doo?
His nephew came and lived with him a little bit.
It's Grappy Dude.
That's some black shit.
Like when your folks find out where you work and you're making some good money,
they're going to come up.
He had the one cousin that was like a white dude with the Great Day,
but he had just like a little fissure hat.
That's Scooby-Dom.
Scooby-Dom.
He was light skin.
He was Scooby-D.
And he had Scooby-D.
She was a movie star and she was sexy.
You ain't never seen dog grass.
Even Shaggy wanted to fuck with her.
Yeah, that's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
You know my favorite cartoon out of all of them, though.
X-Men.
When I found out that the X-Men was about the Civil Rights Movement, I fucked with you.
Yeah.
You already know.
You ain't think so?
That's what it is.
That's Malcolm X.
That's why they call it the X-Men.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, they say Magneto was supposed to be like Malcolm X,
and the other one supposed to be like what you call.
But that's why he in the wheelchair.
That's why he in the wheelchair because they tried to assassinated.
They shot him.
Y'all ain't paying attention.
Y'all is asleep.
They do to make it.
Yeah.
Every nigga got an uncle that act like Wolverine.
Smoked cigarettes, walk around by itself.
And the nigger don't age.
He don't age.
Only thing fucked up is right here on the little headline.
The niger don't age.
Hairline fucked up.
Yeah, the little corner.
That hairline won't heal.
It's about silver right movement, but all of them niggas white.
Yeah, because they ain't going to put the red niggins.
They weren't going to make them black.
That is scared the fuck out of everybody.
Did it.
They only had one black, what you call it?
In the movie, Storm.
No, Beast was blue.
He's black, too, because he just
The nigga who's just disappearing shit
No, that's night crawl
No, that ain't even his name
That's the other nigga
That's probably like the sweetest, probably
The little Swedish
Disappear?
That shit, that's a fool there
Yeah
Oh shit, I go to the police
I'm like yeah, nigga
All this shit you're all this shit
You better get
You better run
Nah, because what if all your little
particles don't show back up?
And?
You have a little piece of your cheek missing
No man
Every time you disappear
Some shit
You fall off and shit
You're like, damn.
I'm like, what happened to you?
No, but you got watch.
I'm doing 10, do five.
Hey, get the fuck about it down.
Yeah, you got to watch where you do it.
You fuck around and be stuck in the wall.
Exactly.
You ain't know where you were going.
For real.
Yeah, man, you're dying.
We're talking about the shit like it's real.
For real?
Yes.
This shit got too serious, too big.
Well, you know, gravity gonna make a nigga shorter anyway.
What?
Like, damn.
Well, you know every time you disappear.
Hey, man.
This is the 85 South show.
We talk about what the fuck we want to talk about.
We talk about what the fuck we want to talk about.
This is.
This is the Hollywood episode.
We're talking about our favorite TV shows
and shit that we should have been on.
Flatt, what's the show you should have been on?
Like, you always wanted to be on.
Like a show, I just always wanted to be on.
I always wanted to eat a sandwich at Bill Cosby House.
Am I the only one?
Oh, man.
I wanted anything out there kitchen, man.
I always wanted the oldest daughter,
the Light Skilman.
Sandra.
I used to fuck her a little weird ass.
She's always coming in with some old stupid-ass, nigger.
That's Elvis.
You're talking about the sandwich, my name.
I'm talking about the bitch.
She's coming out with a nigger from the Navy, the Army.
No, that ain't the oldest one.
The light skin one, yes, it is.
Sandra is the oldest.
Sandra is the oldest.
Yeah, she was the oldest.
Sandra, the oldest, Denise, you're talking about Denise.
Yeah, I'm talking about Denise.
Yeah, oh, okay.
Denise, he's walking there with all them niggas be dying.
Niggie be a Navy, he'll die.
She'll come on a nigga, he'll die.
You know the only way to keep the Cosby show alive
is to tell episodes like Campfire stories now.
Because that shit don't come on.
Hey, you remember the episode when Vanessa went to the party and got drunk?
Oh, man.
She had big fun?
Hell, yeah.
Oh, man.
I know she got bad.
Yeah.
My favorite.
My favorite episode, my favorite episode was when little Rudy was doing that, baby!
Yeah, that episode was, oh, you know another dope-ass episode when Rudy had the football game.
And the touchdown dance.
Come on, baby.
Man.
I would want to be in the family matter, too.
How about the episode when Bill Cosby and Elvin and.
and the other dude had the baby.
Oh, that was gross.
On the couch?
Yeah, he had to sell with the other dude
had the car.
Look, oh my God.
But the dopest Cosby Show episode ever
is when he got into that little dance match
with the old nigger
and they kept saying,
Challenge.
I always want to be in Fred Print,
but I wanted them to,
they should have introduced
New Vivian to us
instead of just putting her ass on the show.
I would have loved to be on Fresh Print.
I would have loved a different world.
That would have been dope.
I always wanted that love,
that light skin one
who used to fuck with the nigga
with the glasses and they flip open.
That's the same girl from me.
No, that's not.
Oh, you're talking about Jasmine.
I want the light skin one who used to fuck
with the nigger with the glass.
Yeah, Whitney Gilbert.
That's Whitley, yeah.
Oh, my good.
I used to love when she talked.
Duang, whang!
It's been like, bitch, my name John.
I love when she talked.
That's what's up, man.
The 85-7.
Who did this show for, man?
Man.
This shit for, uh, for niggas
who be jacking out, but forget.
get the, uh, clean their fingernails.
A nika still see the lois.
This podcast is for everybody who ain't had cable in two years and got a lot of DVDs, bootleg.
Boy, this podcast for the nigga who had the white DVD, you can they ain't had cable.
What?
This podcast is for all the couples who broke up three months ago but still live together.
I hate them couples.
Yeah.
Bitch, you still go together.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
This podcast right here is for all the chicks who shape like baby mommas but don't have no kids.
Oh, that little two-week, that little two-month-prudeness stomach.
Yeah.
She really just fat.
That little frosted a snowman body.
Ah, I'd be hanging out.
I'm like, you pregnant?
No.
I'm like, ooh, my own.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Girl, your head is so beautiful.
Oh, my name.
Clayton, what else going on, man?
Man, I don't know, man.
What else out here, man?
Hey man, this park has for them who dig into their toes
and smear their finger out of them.
No, not them.
We ain't fucking with them like that.
I do that shit.
I do what you're talking about.
You say you dig in between your toes and smell your fingers.
I dig in between my toes because they be itching.
You're the type of niggins to wipe your ass and look at the tissue.
You're supposed to.
Not that close.
No, you're not supposed to be in your face.
But you're supposed to be like, I'm almost there to where I ain't got to use it no more.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, how are you not supposed to?
You just be like, yeah, ain't no dude to care on that one.
Ain't no duke on that one.
You don't know, nigga.
What if you take one, why would you take them clean shits?
You wipe your ass and this shit clean already.
You're like, what the fuck?
How did that happen?
That shit, be like, what you want to eat on the video?
That shit is a fish.
That shit's scary.
That's your same turn.
You ever fart and it smelled so bad you thought you had a cancel?
You were like, that's got to be canceled.
Ain't no way.
A regular nigga smelling like, like,
have you ever thought you had this shit, but you ended up sitting down
and you peat and you peat and you.
peed first.
You'd be like, man, fuck.
That's weird as hell.
You didn't sit down to pee.
And you had to sit down for 10 a minute.
You ain't a real nigga if you ever sit down and pee.
You're supposed to stand up, stand back up and pee.
Don't sit down and be comfortable with me.
No, it's like, when you, you're like, you have my stomach hurt and then you peed, and then you just,
you're like, fuck, that was it?
Damn.
Y'all.
You need to get some fiber in your life.
Like I had, I'm going to go to the grocery door, like, what the fiber all that?
Get some metal music, my nigga.
ain't got no matter musso
hey what a fire at
hey let me get that fever
y'all got that fever
no this is the
this is hey do you listen to any other
podcast besides this shit
no nigga for what
this the shit right here
Clayton you listen to any other podcast
huh do you listen to any other
podcast
no I mean I don't do
I don't do shit
what I don't do shit
what shit did have to do with my shit
oh so if you ain't on it
fuck yeah I'm on this I'm not gonna listen
You're not going to listen to it?
No.
Fuck you creatively.
I was here.
Oh.
If I wasn't here, I'd listen to it.
But I'm here.
You're going to mute this,
I don't know what happened.
Turn his mic off.
Are y'all going to do some extra shit?
Are y'all going to screw it?
No.
Hey, I'm still here.
I'm still here.
No, I'm just fucking around.
We're going to listen to it.
We're going to put the Jordan Cran face on your button.
I listen to some of the other ones, man.
I listen to some of the other ones.
But yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
We're going to damn show put this.
Jordan crime face on your body
to promote the shit
for the next week. Hook it up.
Clayton English. No, listen to this
podcast, man. It's great.
Tell them why they should. Give them three reasons why they should listen.
Man, for one, because you listen
into all that other bullshit and
that's the fucking problem.
You listening to anything, anybody
fucking tell you. These motherfuckers up here, they care
about your well-being. They're trying to entertain
you. They're working hard at it.
In the studio.
You pussy. You sitting there. You won't a goddamn
look of who
and rubber necking
your out there
your goose of
look of who you want to see
you need to see
what you're looking at
fuck is wrong
with that's one reason
that's one
you need to fix
your motherfucking ass
all that is one
two
is because
god damn it
who else doing a podcast
like this
that's representing
the South
representing black
comedian
representing motherfuck
representing motherfuckers
getting money
representing motherfuck
that's successful
what you do
and if you ain't successful
You need to listen and just pretend, just live, do us for a little while.
And then number three is, you should listen to the podcast because, shit, you should listen to the podcast.
Yeah, yeah.
This nigga asks, I've just been saying that this podcast is for niggas who don't know what the podcast is.
The niggas is, so, so, bro, you got your own radio station, man.
How can I get my song played on that bitch?
I don't like you.
So you're on a podcast?
All right, well, I got a PlayStation.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to...
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to get it.
That ain't how to...
So you say you got the podcast.
That ain't counsel, is it?
What the fuck, man?
What's your doctor say?
How long you got?
So what level you got to get on Tetris
to have a podcast?
Is that the 8-Sadded, one under one with the 10?
What the fuck?
So the podcast, that's one of them little boys
with the two wheels.
You got a little podcast?
You got a little podcast?
Let me ride the podcast.
Hey, the nigger Ben Stinger with the podcast.
Won't let me ride the bitch.
Won't let nobody ride the podcast.
Yeah, Carlos then came up down there in Atlanta.
Nigger got a 2016 podcast.
Oh, what?
A Plymouth podcast.
I be damn.
I be damn.
You know he didn't got down there with Steve.
Steve gave him a podcast.
Hell yeah.
It's getting interest on it, too.
Oh, man.
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So when you're going to let me come spend the night in your podcast?
No.
Do you not know what the podcast is?
Hey, but you know, I just copped a new podcast.
And that new iPhone all for.
Oh, it's the podcast, the Chrome one.
Damn.
Nigger, broke in that, got him in the podcast.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, your cousin, fella.
off the house the other week broke his leg
they had to put a podcast on it
fuck this back up
oh
don't know what the podcast is
but it's really just the best way
it could be explained it's just y'all come on here
and y'all talk shit man but it's good shit
and the shit that need to be talked about
and it's current say some shit
it's current like
you know what I'm saying
you know you fuck a bitch
you don't take no shower you just wipe
your dick off and go fuck another bitch
you know what I'm doing that no don't do that
Don't do that.
You're going to have everybody smelling funny.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Long as you ain't smelling funny.
You know what I'm saying?
This bitch is out here with old diseases.
This bitch is give you scabies and scurvy.
All type of shit.
Bitch gave a nigga polio.
Oh, my God.
This nigga wonder why he don't want to.
Doc, what's wrong with me?
My nigga, you got rickets.
What the fuck?
He got crickets in his dick.
He's like, what?
Nick, ain't the pussy got the mumps.
He got the mumps.
Eat the pussy and have calcium deficiency.
You eat the pussy
out of gum disease
Oh, ginger vitus
You got that ginger
They make that shit
Sound scary
Your shit on the commercial
Gingervitis
It's in your mouth
Oh my god
Cartooned and shit
You're having
Pauiting and shit in your mouth
We were like the fuck
Magist's his last night
Y'all did
Niggas sent the strip over
that dancing on me
This bitch smelled like
hard work
Oh man
She was one of them
Top of the Paul strippers
She'd told her as you fired
She was one of them
You ever seen one of them
She was a chin-up champions
She was a chin-up
champion yeah strong-ass stripples i i tell him key walk i hate when him you want to dance you want to
you like bitch you better find a pole and dance by yourself bitch she picked loza she tried to
she did she did bro i don't know if y'all knows this shit but she tried to grind on him
every i did do a pretty rickie dance move ever since they came out with that little women of
atlanta show it's been a whole bunch of little bitty-ass women whole gaggle i had to put my dick on one
them whole four head i just put it out of
I put it on her head.
She was just dancing up under that shit.
She's like, watch me balancing on my head.
I was throwing money on myself in her.
You stupid.
I like, get it, y'all the fuck, man.
But we saw like 9 or 10, like, little women last night.
They was running.
And then I felt like, I felt like I was being, like, too overprotective
because I was just like, stop running in there.
You're going to hurt your little self.
Hey, watch out for these little bitty bitches.
Don't step on them.
Watch out, little bitty bitch.
She ain't
As you do, you want a lap dance
You want a knee dance
Hey bitch you
Can I sit on your lap
Sit down
Can you pick me up then
Hey man
I appreciate everybody
Listen to the 85 South show
This is the 85 South show
Of course I ain't no other show
Then
It's always gonna be the 85
South show
Fuck you mean
Other podcasts
Ain't really talking about shit
Like that
Hey, one more thing.
What?
What about, are you saying a little boosy chain?
The Bible chain?
You other had to spell wrong.
Hold on, bro.
Yeah, bro, that Bible.
He got the Bible chain, bro, so at the top it's supposed to say Holy Bible, right?
But Holy got two L's, so it's a Holly Bible.
Bro, you can't take that back to the Arab Jewel and be like, man, you spelled my chain room.
Hold on, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Wait a minute, you said Holy Bible.
Spree the Holy Bible.
You say Holly Bible.
Holly Bible.
No, no, no.
Give my money.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
I'm looking at it now.
No, he got it fixed.
He had to get it fixed, man.
No, my friend, you say, you, no, no.
You say Holly Bible.
You say Holly Bible.
I put Holly Bible.
I put Holly Bible.
You say Holly Bible, I put Holly Bible, Holly Bible,
Holly Bible, Holly Bible.
Nobody.
Hey, Lil Booz has been wilding since he got out of jail.
Oh, man.
Every time he posts a picture, that shit would be so funny.
Because they all.
look like old album covers.
Yeah.
You seen the one
where he had
like the Motel 6
with the three chicks in the bed
like look at the boo-sit
with this picture from 94.
You ain't seen it.
No, I had.
Shout out the little boozy.
Yeah, for getting that chain fix
man.
I don't know how much
they charge you to fix it
but they should have done it
on the strength of
not calling the check
and make sure that's what you wanted.
Hell yeah.
Clayton, what's your social media, bro?
Man, fuck it.
It's me.
www.
www.
fuck all that shit.
No, it's Clayton English on everything.
Hey, but we're going to check to see if their website is available.
Oh, it is.
I bought a few names and shit that we talked about before.
But everything in Clayton English, C-L-A-Y-T-O-N English, like the language, you can't spell it.
Don't fuck with me then, because you got other shit you should focus on.
Hey, don't follow me on social media if you think you can tell me what the fuck I need to post.
Yeah, don't do that.
And don't, and then if you're a nigga.
He take it personal.
Yeah, don't DM me.
Don't send me nothing or none of that shit.
Nigger sent me a good morning
message the other morning
I was like, nigga, I got my own son
don't you ever tell another nigga good morning
Yeah, and I don't know what your definition of on
is, but I can't put you
on it
I can't, I ain't on
My folks are like, hey man, I don't want to hang around you
And I say, eh
No
Not gonna hang around me
nigga, I don't know what you did before you came
And hang around me
Now you got helicopters and shit
All that fuck ass shit
I'm like what the fuck you got to do
You know what I'm saying?
He's like, hey, hi, me, D.C.
I'm going to beat your ass.
Niggins want residuals?
No.
He can't hang around me.
I don't get a fuck.
I got garden angels.
Hey, the best thing to do if you're trying to get on is to put yourself on.
Hell yeah, and pray and work hard for what you pray for.
Hell yeah.
And grind.
Put the work in.
Like, really pray.
Don't be asking God for stupid shit.
You probably don't waste some of your blessings on dumb shit.
Oh, be specific.
God, please just let this call back.
No, see, that ain't how you pray.
Be specific.
See, you prayed for a bitch
But you didn't pray for the bitch
Like, you didn't pray for a bitch
See, that's the thing. You're praying for the wrong
shit. You're not supposed to be praying for no bitch.
You're supposed to be saying, God, get me right
So these bitches are like me.
Like, it's internal.
That's start what you liking yourself.
You got to love yourself.
Yes, indeed.
Love yourself.
That's the whole, that was,
it pretty much took us this whole show
just to tell you.
I'm about to go take a shit.
Love yourself. He loved himself.
He loved his self.
That's why he's going to shit.
I hope it ain't no fart
because I damn shall be mad
about you, fam. Do your thing.
Do your thing.
Fuck, you mean.
Yeah, yeah.
Clayton, whatever.
You just dapped the nigga for doodoo, man.
This niggas dapsed up over doodoo, man.
I don't even want to be here no more, man.
He's my nigga, but then sometimes,
you know how when you're with your niggins and then sometimes
while I was with my nigga, we smoking blunt
and the niggian ain't going to hit the blunt with his fingers.
He's going to try to hit it with his mouth on my fingers.
Get the fuck away from me, man.
What are you doing?
The niggins tried to hit the blood up here.
Yeah, what are you doing?
This is a nigga going to lean over.
What the fuck are you doing?
That's just how I felt when y'all dabbed each other for the do-do.
I just felt, I just felt like I don't know.
I don't want to be here no more.
No, I'm just like.
Hey, man.
He said, get that about you.
Man, go ahead.
Don't get that about you, man.
Hey, don't you hate when your party to be like,
I, fool, love.
Then he waited for you to say it back.
But the nigg had hung up too quick.
And they're like, this nigga.
said I love you what the fuck hey fool he like hey like me hang up love you bro
what all right I'm okay back I you ever go to that you ever go to dapper
nigga up and they give you the hug with the two on like nigger get in here and hug
me like yeah no let you go to dapping nigga up but you realize he just took your hand out
the pan we like ah ah ah ah yeah yeah give you the hug because he missed you but you ain't
miss that nigga yeah this nigga trying to rock side to
side with the hook.
They fuck off me,
you gotta bust about that bitch.
My boy.
Like, it's wrestling.
Have you ever go to, like, your boy
be like, my boy, he's all extra,
but you kind of give him that forearms
to like, it ain't bit of that.
You ever had a nigga try to dab you up
in the bathroom?
Like, nigga, no.
No, fuck out of here.
I had that nigga, he was a fan.
He was a fan.
I'm in there peeing in the stars.
So I look back, I see him weighing on me.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm just chilling.
You know what I'm saying?
So he's like, he poured his phone out.
He's like, yo, D.C.
do it for me one time
not in the
band for a biggie
not happening like that
you like you like
you like being famous
you did it
yeah I did it
so he get to fuck on
this the last shit we're talking about
you like being famous
huh
you like being famous
yeah I mean I don't like the extra attention
but I'm cool with it
I mean
I'm cool with it I just
phone don't be understanding
it's good to bring joy to people
I had food in my hand
and a drink
and I was walking to my seat at the Hawks game
and they niggins like
hey bro come here but you got fans and shit
I looked at my food
I looked at my drink
I said I'm hungry bro
he said
come on man don't do that man
I say
what if y'all spit on my food
I'm gonna be highly upset
you know what I mean I took
the pictures and shit but you know
I was like boy have you
spit on my food, my nigga.
I'm gonna beat your ass.
Just don't say nothing.
While I come over to take the person, don't say that.
No, I'm gonna tell you a trick.
You keep earphones in your ear.
Ain't nothing got to be on.
You just act like you bobbing the music.
There you go.
You'd be like,
ha, this nigga think I'm listening to music.
There you go, okay.
I just sit my ass on die.
Sometimes I just act like I always got some shit to do.
I always look back and I point the head.
Like, I got it.
And I just mouth the words.
That shit gonna work until it's a dead end.
wall what are you doing he's talking about we got to take this whole wall out
just checking for real man people don't give a fuck what you're doing man
like I get a piss I'm eating shit give me one of the motherfucking they'll tell you you ain't got shit to
do man you ain't doing shit this got damn picture oh that's like that's really
made me mad you ain't got nothing dude man get your a glass over here man I know what I do got
do walk my punk ass to fuck off right that's what I do got I was in church one time
nigga leaned over in the pew put his phone in my face
D.C., do it for me one time.
That's fucked up that they say that.
That's what they say too.
I'd be like,
you say it in church?
Yeah, I had to whisper.
Fuck, yeah, man.
Bring that Bible here, fuck, yeah.
Like, man, y'all don't think it's get on my nerves, but that shit funny.
I don't really want to be too much more.
I want to be a little bit more famous, but that's cool.
You can't really get me.
I take the money, man.
I want to stay right at, can we get a picture famous?
Not like if you fuck somebody, they're going to be famous, too.
I like the fan that say what they got to say and walk out, like, nigger,
because he got something to do, a nigga, walk up on you.
Hey, boy, I appreciate everything you doing for the community.
Boy, I tell you, hey, why do you die?
Right, there you go, yeah.
Hey, what?
You're like, disappearing in a fan.
Hey, boy, I love you.
You be like, why fuck that nigga right now?
How about the nigga who be like, look, I ain't even on no whole shit.
My kids fuck with you.
Real nigger shit.
I'm out here, though.
I thought I see you, my name.
I love them, man, but I swear on that damn.
Say what you guys are getting fuck on.
Niggily, like, hey, boy, I'm telling you, but all that fucking me, man.
Hey, boy, you put it over to see that.
All that, yeah, I feel you.
That's the best motherfuckers.
The motherfuckers to keep that shit pushing as part of all the niggins that just get, hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I saw that shit.
And this head nodding, and that's it, man.
Not all that goddamn, uh, let me, uh, I'm gonna try to book you.
No, I'm not gonna come.
Man.
You tell my note.
I'm not going to.
I don't care where the show at.
I don't care who's doing this is the one that get me.
Put me number in your phone, man.
Hey, man, call me when you're,
whenever you're back at Walmart, man, just in it.
I don't want to.
Hey, I have a nigga that pulled up on me like,
Hey, cudd and on the phone.
They do that shit all the time.
Say, who they have to do?
Hey, boy, fuck, would you, why keep doing your day?
He, he backed off.
No, you ever have them hand you to,
it's somebody on FaceTime,
and they try to act like they don't want to talk to you?
Hey, what's up.
Oh, they do that when they do that?
Hey, my daughter.
Hey, my daughter, look at my daughter.
Sal.
I'm like, man, still fuck would be like that.
Who is that?
Who is that?
People really don't be giving a fuck about what you got going on.
Oh, no.
Especially black people.
When they fuck with you, they fuck with you.
Until they don't.
Until they don't fuck with you no more.
I told you, one dude walked up to me on the airport and was like, man, you look
just like dude from wilder now.
I was like, yeah, that's me.
He was like, yeah.
Nah, they ain't too.
But you look like him.
I was like.
I lied my ass out of one bitch
She's talking about
That ain't you
I'm like, yeah, no
Oh, so he's got the tattoo
You're like, I was like shit
I get that a lot
Nicker is you
I was like
Damn you got me bitch
Fuck
God you want a motherfucker shit
Shout out to all the fans
though man
Oh they'll tell you ain't you though
No yeah hell yeah
You ain't you
You ain't you?
You know what I'm scared of now though
Like we legal
Some places
not everywhere some people don't know that the shit
ain't legal everywhere
it'll always be that one
like loud ass white dude he's like dude
what we're gonna do we're gonna smoke some weed or something
we're gonna go over my house over here
the blue one and smoke some weed
in my house where the weed is
because that's where I keep my weed
man at my house
if you come over there up
me and you're gonna be smoking it ain't that right
no
nigger you just put way too much
information on that
Dude tried to hand me some weed while I was on stage.
Dude tweeted me the other day.
Hey, Loz, I don't know if you remember, but, man,
you had the show here a couple years ago.
I got some weed for you.
You remember I came into Honda?
No, me.
I tweeted them back.
I was like, you might as well put the time and date on this shit.
Make it easy for the police.
You'd put all the information out there.
They can be like this.
Hey, D.C., what we're going to do?
We're going to burn away?
No.
No, nigga, you're going to burn one.
I don't like, I can't kick it with people
because you don't know how they're going to act at the end of the day.
Like, sometimes I just,
just don't want to go out like ah man sometimes like white people you be kicking it with them
and then they be like hey i got a joke and i'm not racist and then you got to be like all right
i got a fucking leave like no i'm not going to smoke with y'all and then y'all think it's cool the
goddamn say test out jokes on you that's what other people think too because you're a comedian
they can test jokes out on you hey man take this with you you can use this in your little act
you stole that from somebody fuck out my face i got the internet too that'd be
They're a straight, still a joke that you know is a popular joke.
Hey, you should do this on stage.
My nephew lived with me.
He gay, right?
He woke up in the middle of the night.
He said he's going to get him some milk and cookies.
Do that.
Do that one.
That one, fun.
But make sure you say how I said.
See it?
I say it just how I said it.
Now, you fuck out of here.
And get your dumb ass on.
Get your dumb ass out of here, man.
This is the 85 South show.
I am your man, Carlos Miller.
It's your boy, D.C. Young Fly.
We do this podcast for bitches who eat hot fish right out to Greece.
We do this podcast for girls who be like,
I'm Dominican, Filipino, jalapino.
Like.
This podcast is for niggas who think Cardi B is cute.
I fuck with y'all.
Yeah, she's all right, man.
She's all right.
She's just a little dumb, but I fuck with her.
I fuck with a little stupid ass as well.
This podcast is for niggas who don't give a fuck what your face look like if your ass fat.
Yep, me.
Yeah.
I hit it from the back all day
until you don't look at me.
This podcast is for niggas
who got one jail tattoo.
And just to get it.
Just to get it.
Like, hey, bro, put my neckers, bro.
Hell, yeah.
My man, he'll get your butt your ass.
Get your bitch's ass on.
Yeah, yeah.
This podcast is for all the niggas
who cried in court before.
No.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that one.
You cried.
That means some shit really went down.
beat the charge though you start crying you tell you're telling or you heard some shit you
you didn't really hear you ain't want to hear make sure you add the 85 South show on all social
media yes Facebook Twitter Instagram snapchat all types of shit I'm about to go to work man
my other job but got to go to work my name Carlos Nilever right here at work but got to go to work
and I am going to host a comedy show yes uh yeah man I'm about to go study a script you got
a script to step man go study that script I'm about to go write a script
You know what it is, man.
Man, you fucking off tonight?
I don't know.
I might swing there for a minute,
but I gotta get some shit in.
I want to, but I literally got to stay there.
I know you got a big shit to do.
I got to at least do two hours and study.
Go get the motherfucking movies, man,
so I can come on set and do all that type of shit.
That's what I'm saying, I got you.
Shout out to all the strippers in Atlanta,
all the dope boys, all the black folks.
If you just now started selling weed
because you're a kid and a dope man,
don't get him locked up.
Hey, give a shout out to all the people
who just started fucking with the 85 self-shirt.
I appreciate you from our street.
Yeah, you to hear everybody to round the corner.
I love you.
Yeah, Dick.
Clayton English, appreciate you coming through.
Man, you know what it is at all times, every time, man.
Glad to be a part.
Sabado Domingo.
Domingo.
Domingo, tell them home.
85 South Show.
We out is good.
85.
85.
85.
85.
85, hype, hey.
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