The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Hollyhood feat. Clayton English | Ep. 18

Episode Date: April 15, 2016

Clayton English is back in the studio with the crew. With tons of opportunities coming from Hollywood & traveling the country, the guys touch on their favorite characters growing up, what shows th...ey wish they could've been in and how they're handling fans on the road. Listen in, then ask your best friend's cousin to listen too! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:49 And welcome back to the 85 South show. I am your man Carlos Miller. It's your boy DC, Yon Flina. Fuck you. You mean. Fuck you mean. Fuck you mean. I think that how we should start the show.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Y'all got to keep that. Let's do it. No, real tough. It's kept. It's kept. We're the bosses. Say something else. Who the head of that light skin, niggas?
Starting point is 00:02:10 That's that nigga, Clayton English. Hey, man, look. No, no, no. Hold on. This is how my introduction has to go, man. Oversey. Let him do it on intro. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:02:18 You know what it is, man. It's Clayton English, man. In Japan, they call me Yetty. In Spanish-speaking countries, I'm known as Salvador Domingo. I'm in the building right now. bitches on IKEA furnishing and taking it back. Like, that shit ain't happened. You know what it is.
Starting point is 00:02:31 It's your boy, Claytoe O Nagashima. Wait a minute, bro. Claynell English. Bro, you said in Spanish. Claytona Nagoshima, what that is it? Claytoio Naguima. He said in Spanish countries, they call him Sabado Domingo. Nicky, that's Saturday and Sunday.
Starting point is 00:02:45 You got damn right, Nate. Bitches love to see me like Saturdays and Sunday. Word. Salvador. Domingo. I'm going to carnival this year, nigga. I'm doing foreign shit man your passport, get your stamps.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Get it tattooed. For real? Get your passport tattooed. I just had to get another passport. My shit tatted up. For real? Yeah, my little nephew drew all on that morning. Man, this motherfucker, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:09 He didn't went to all the fictional places. Never, never land. A nigga threw a stick man on Paris and shit. I'm like, a nigga that hung a nigga on the Isf Tower and shit. Like, you know what I'm tired of this shit. That's what we're doing today, man. We're bringing the hood to Hollywood. It's here.
Starting point is 00:03:24 It's been here. Yeah, it's been there. We're all three fairly hood niggas, I should say. Yes. You remember Hollywood to business, though, man. Oh, man. DC, you got movies and shit. Clayton, you're that most acting nigga I know.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Like, that shit's crazy. How do you be remembering your lines and scripts and shit? It's crazy, man. Like, somebody had I told me and I took it with me. They were like, said how you would see it. You know what I'm saying? Even though you're reading lines, like, it's hard just trying to remember line. They're like, said how you would see it.
Starting point is 00:03:54 You know what I'm saying? Because if you're going there and you'd be like, you're like, you're Like, begin each statement with me and you. You got to read for me. I mean, I'm about to begin this statement with me and you shout, but you still have to say it as a person. You know what I like, when I go in the audition and it'd be the, like, it's the callback audition
Starting point is 00:04:09 and you went there with the real director. And he's like, dude, fuck the paper, bro. Fuck the paper, man. Do what you did that other time. Do that shit, that's what we wanted. And niggas be like, so what did you want? The words be when they figure out, when you give them the extra, and they like, good,
Starting point is 00:04:26 I like that. I liked how you do that again. That was funny. Do that again. I like that. I like that. All right. Do it again.
Starting point is 00:04:31 And then you do it again. And then they don't pick you. And then you see the show. And then you're doing that shit. Hey, I've slapped the shit out of all y'all. If I knew where your office was, I hate the fact your offices ain't permanent. No, I'm just like, I would never slap anybody, man. I would never slap anyone.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I just want to act. Okay. Mama, I want to act. It's a new play coming out by Clayton English. Big this, right. So if you could just have any role you want. I wanted to. What would it be?
Starting point is 00:04:58 Man, I want to do some gangster shit. Like what? Take a shit. It's gonna be fun because it's like I'm not gonna be playing nobody else. Right. I'm gonna be playing some shit that I've actually done. That would be dope as hell to be in like an action movie. You know what I'm gonna definitely shoot some shit up, man.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I want to jump over some car like, boom, pooh, boom, I want to shoot, I want to get, I want to do the slow get up, like bad boys. Like after they, like they get the bitch and you gotta stand up real slow. At the end, it's a... It looked real intense, yeah. Like, hell yeah. I always want to get in the shootout with some dubs flying past,
Starting point is 00:05:32 a nigga, and the dubs fly back. See, I probably do. I'm at two clues. Like, maybe they had them damn pissed on them. See, y'all want to be the good guy. I always wanted to be the villain. Who said the bad guy? I wanted to be two guns, too.
Starting point is 00:05:44 But I always wanted to be the nigga who called and they just do like the side view of your face. What kind of bad guy you want to be? Like, if you don't bring me my fucking money, I'm going to cut your fucking. I promise. Like, something like that. But you know who I'm getting tired of?
Starting point is 00:05:59 What? What is that? What is that? His daughter keep getting kidnapped. Like, nigger. If you don't put this bitch in the cage and tie her up, kidnap her your damn self. Y'all saw the Black Taken?
Starting point is 00:06:11 No. Two years late. Oh, I did, yeah. I didn't see that. They weren't no phone call or nothing because they ain't have phones back then. It's just that nigger mumbling a lot of shit under this breath when I get out of this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:06:22 You know what movie we- You know what movie there'll be. It's good for us to do. You know what movie we should remake? Like the three niggas on this show right now? What? We should do, we should remake Glory. Glory?
Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah, the Civil War movie. Who gonna get whipped? Damn, so ain't me. Hell no. That's shit me. I know you don't think I'm gonna get whooped. He's the nigger whooping niggas. He's livin'n't.
Starting point is 00:06:43 We can hire another nigga to do that. He in the house. Who's going to get whooped? You're right. We got to replace. Clayton, you might not make this one. Everybody be talking about what they would have did if they were slaved. You were in the dead shit, but took your ass to work.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Mouth to that niggins, he's trying to leave. All, y'all tell it like shit. No, but that's what motherfuckers don't know, man. Niggins had shit worked out, man. Niggins knew little slick shit to do. Like, niggins knew how the goddamn escape. So you're telling me, like, you run in the middle of the night, they're gonna catch you in the morning.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Like, you see the nigger who ran at 12 o'clock lane, and you see him bring them back at 8 o'clock in the morning, like, where the fuck would you hide? Like, why the fuck, you ain't getting to you? Get the fuck on? You had eight hours. They get the fuck on. And they brought your stupid ass back.
Starting point is 00:07:28 You on foot, man. You get lost. You ain't got no GPS? Nick of that sucker back in the house. You're like, I be damn Elizabeth. Man, this is bullshit. We're in the back of the house. You're stupid.
Starting point is 00:07:41 That's crazy. You can quit whipping, cat. I want to do a superhero movie. Which one? Anything. Like a Superman or like Hancock? No, man. I'm tired of black superheroes.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I always fucked up. man every time there's something wrong with them they don't let us be great i'd probably be too high to fly because if i realize i'm flying i just get paranoid oh shit you stupid i get the guy that having turblets on my own shit spider man be high he don't even he don't even get up high in his trees he swing real low to the ground his feet scraping the ground his ass scraping the ground he don't even really want to fly he just don't want to get his shoes dirty he's just glad a little As high as that nigger get on top of a soda machine. That's about that nigga be like, that's it, baby.
Starting point is 00:08:29 That's it. I ain't leaving this goddamn corner until crime. Chill the fuck out. All the black suit around could fuck up, man. What if he did just enough? Like, man, there ain't no murders, though. Like, he ain't going to catch the criminal, but he'll trip a nigga. Yank.
Starting point is 00:08:47 All right, all right, nah. You got to keep running. He's going to get back up. Well, the murder rate is down, Spider-Man, but the pregnancy rate is up. Shit, what you want me to say? What do you think that web fluid made out of, my nigga? You run around and save the bitches and shit,
Starting point is 00:09:04 that's old sperm. Every bitch I say it and got something on her. Are you going to see the Batman versus Super Bowl? I've seen that shit, man. I saw it on bootleg, man. You sound disappointed in there? I saw it. Crackhead acted it out with action figures for me,
Starting point is 00:09:16 and he taped him. He saw the bootleg did. Shit was amazing, man. Batman talking cats. had shit the whole time. What he's talking about? Man said, bitch, this Gotham City. I run, you know, you come over here with that foot.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Take your whole ass back to Metropolis. He couldn't say Metropolis. He kept mispronouncing. Metropolis. He got action figures, bro. Yeah, yeah, action figures. He acted the whole shit. He ain't had no Wonder Woman.
Starting point is 00:09:41 So the nigga had Barbie. The shit was way taller than the other ones and shit. She was kicking ass. She was kicking ass. Oh. Yeah, that's hilarious. Man versus Superman. If I see Batman and Superman,
Starting point is 00:09:53 I'm gonna whoop their ass for making that movie 2 and a half goddamn hour There ain't no reason For that movie to be that long Who you got on the Batman Superman fight? I don't get a fuck Cause the end of the day
Starting point is 00:10:02 I won't into none of this shit growing up I was in the crack deal And if they had a nigga sell it crack in that motherfucker I was like, that's my hero! What do you think Kryptonite is? So he like the Joker That's what Kryptonite is What?
Starting point is 00:10:14 Crack. That's why Superman get around That krypton night is all bad. That nigga gets weak and shit That nigga touched one of them rock knicker shudder and shit low as low what's wrong clark bitch get the rock away from him that's what the fuck the problem is man i don't know crack baby it's crack i always thought superman they should have daze appellant that motherfucker get the crack man give him crack
Starting point is 00:10:38 oh no superman don't die nick superman don't die from the crack man i'll take superman i think Superman is supposed to whip everybody is, man. He's Superman. Batman ain't shit but a white dude with a lot of money. Yeah. Batman really... Think about it. Think about it. But Batman... That's his... Superpower. He ain't got no superpower. This thing ain't strong.
Starting point is 00:11:01 His superpower white privilege. That's the superpower. That's it. That's about it. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to be here. This nigga not strong or nothing. I didn't know I couldn't dress up in a cape and slap the shit out of people. Nigger, he's home boys with the police chief. I know. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:11:14 That's what he said. I don't think he do. He got a zip line. That's all he good for him. Zip line. And they said, nigga, I'm like, who the hell is ziplining from the building to building? Batman be playing that shit. Superman just kind of, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:11:24 You know why they're a little bit of asshole, man. But I was just about to say, that's why they don't let niggies be superhero. We're being told everybody. Bitch, fuck you. To laugh at my shoes, that's why I'm Superman on y'all. You don't believe me? Why can me throw this bitch to Oklahoma?
Starting point is 00:11:37 Just pick the building up and throw that bitch. But Superman couldn't come out because there ain't no more telephone booth. He'll be running. Like, man, we'll be a damn. I got a, hey, hey, everybody. Everybody close their eyes. Don't look.
Starting point is 00:11:50 What the fuck is this? He'd be picking the shit, but like, what the fuck he's doing? He sawed out his dick. He got a change in the Uber car. Oh, man. And they got a car to Uber. Like, damn, it's Uber pool.
Starting point is 00:12:02 What is his costume doing? What is his costume doing? Nigg a nigga pull up with four other motherfuckers in them. I'm like, uh, wrong ride. I'm going to count. I meant to hit X. I hit the pool. I hit the pool.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I need the Uber X. There's a lot of movies out there, man. Like what's the name's a movie? Oh, okay, check this out. That you wish you could have been there. No, no, check this out. So I heard that Eddie Murphy was originally supposed to be in the ghost bust.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Yeah, he was like, fuck that. That shit wouldn't have been a gangster movie. That shit wouldn't have been funny, man. Because you already had, you know what I'm saying? That's a good movie, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That should have been crazy, man. Just Eddie Murphy? That would have been dope.
Starting point is 00:12:36 And it would have been young Eddie Murphy, too. Young Eddie. But you know why? They didn't pick him. Because they had the Cadillac, they was going to use the Cadillac Hurst for the Ghost Bus the car and he kept driving.
Starting point is 00:12:47 He wouldn't let nobody else driving. Oh, Eddie Murphy, I mean, Eddie Griffin. Ooh, he said, Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy got that white lady pregnant now. The white lady, he always go get the coffee with. It's old white fine, too, though. Well, only that much coffee getting in the world. Ain't that much coffee to get.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Eddie Murphy seemed like he was doing everything right. Like, he lived longer than he thought he was. He was like, wait, I'm still alive. Give me one of the white bitches for a little bit. I just want to see what they do. You could tell. They drink a lot of coffee. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:13:14 White pussy, Jeff. White pussy just got back on my radar. It was at the bottom. I got that little lower bit, man. You need to put a battery in your radar. No, boy, she was straight. She brought it back to life. You know what show I always wanted to be on?
Starting point is 00:13:27 What? What's happening with Raj and Shirley? You wanted to be on that. Yeah, Martin was on that bitch. I was young. I thought I was going to be on Dany Channel. I don't know why. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Why? That's her Raven was cool as fuck. You thought you was going to be on? I was like, that shit would be fine if I get on that's a red. I liked that white girl. She Chatsy was stupid again. Chessie just been thrown. character gonna be on that song right i don't know i was they gonna be fucking with i i only want to
Starting point is 00:13:48 and what you was gonna do on the theme song because you know the theme song you got to turn around after dropping some dishes or something silly that's how they might see me smoke with weed not on dc sorry dc you're waving the smoke away i'll be behind raving and shit but all the disney people get to get to it yeah i don't go get to it on drugs or something something you know what gave me hope to get on the disney channel You remember the dude T.C. from the Wayne's brothers? He was the hustle man on that. When I looked up and he had a...
Starting point is 00:14:24 I was like, yep, it's hopeful, niggas. You know who was it? It was Hope? What was it? Jet Jackson or something? Jet Jackson. He died, man. He did, pal. He killed himself, man.
Starting point is 00:14:34 He did, Jeff, Jackson. Yeah, I think. Okay, but don't let that mess the story up. What happened? He did, not, though. Whatever you're about to say, plus... Hold on a fly to need a minute. It's like he didn't know
Starting point is 00:14:46 I hate that you told him I didn't mean it for you to find out like that I don't know how we're going to finish the rest of the show I didn't mean for you to find out like that A flat on the up and up Lindsay Lohan's still alive Man Hillary Duff still good Clarissa is still explaining it
Starting point is 00:15:05 Both them niggins from my brother And me made it Pete and Pete Mark McGuire Oh Lizzie McGrawls still alive too that little fiend he was a fiend in the early eight amen you have you been seeing orlando brown stupid oh yeah he's funny and fuck bro dude funny as he he just he killed he was a kid he got to live that life as a kid that's yeah i was watching him act like damn this nigga taking
Starting point is 00:15:33 all the little kid he taking all everything made he made a pain he was on jamie fox show he'd hop up on those stuff he was always he was brunt he was good i hope he good he actually got to be two child stars. You remember he was little, little, little, then he got to be like him. Little little. Then he got to be fat. You remember fat him too?
Starting point is 00:15:51 And that's already. You remember fat him? He was a whole other different. How many hymns was he? He was a whole other type of funny when he was fat with the little dress. Look like the little burnt rice crispsis. Hey, it's the evolution of funny.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Who was some of your favorite childhood stars growing up? Like you're talking about, they was a child? I liked them because I was a child. Yeah, both. That was a hard-ass question. Was that algebra?
Starting point is 00:16:14 I don't know what that was. I don't know how I came over with that shit. I think you would want to answer if you was a child. Answer both of them. Like, who was a dope child actor, and who did you like when you was a child? Answer me, goddamn it. I asked you a question.
Starting point is 00:16:32 A dope child actor. Blossom? Let's go with us, her friend, six. Six, because that ass came through. That ass blossomed. You're not going to act like Michelle Tanner was not. not one of the best child actors ever. I know they named Mary Kate and Ashley,
Starting point is 00:16:48 but I know him as fucking Michelle time. No, I'm trying to think. Who else? Minkis from Boy Meets World. Y'all don't remember Mingus? Which one? The nerd. Oh, man, that was my nigga, too.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Minkis was the dude. Hello, what he... Next, you're going to say little Richie from Family Matters. Hell yeah. The one with the mullet. When he had the mullet. Brough, Richie went to the barren one day and never came back from the show.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Him and Judy. Judy went to take a nap and never came out of that. He came back as a grown nigga with a mustache. I like, I like Guardo of Liz McGuire, because he kept both of the bitches. He had all on. Goo off my brother and me. Now, Goo was a real entrepreneur.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Wayhead! Everybody said goo punch. That was the shit. Recess. Whatever happened to Alfa. This thing got a face tattoo now. Can't go out recess. Oh, I'm putting cartoons.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Cartoons and everything. Hey, Arnold, you know, he's young. That nigga, Ed and Eddie. This nigga watched the quack pat. Yeah, I used to say, Edd, Eddie, they were on crack for real. Adder boy. I used to hate his ass. I'm like, somebody going to slap his hand.
Starting point is 00:17:56 No way, double D. Give me my boy, add the boy. My little brother used to be watching that shit. I'd be like, hey, man, turn that shit off, man. I hate that shit. You're going to be stupid as fuck, man. You're going to choke on a g. Eddie!
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Starting point is 00:21:18 You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Oh, like, when I was like a... Child favorite child start. Childhood stars. We talk about just anything.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Like, you know, I used to fuck with the magic, man. any hard away yeah oh and Shaq you know I used to love that man I was wrong I thought we were talking about when I was a child also not a nigga talking about anything he liked when he was a kid hey niggins was good as fuck you're being real childish right now that I want you to think I'm talking about when the 76 is real good when when how old are you nick you need some help to bill Russell what y'all ain't fuck with Scooby-Doo hell yeah I used to hate Scooby-D I used to hate when the monster come and then they run in place for a minute and then take off i was like
Starting point is 00:22:12 y'all got so tired of watching scooby-doo that niggins got so tired of watching scooby-doo i think i'm like man they y'all ain't gonna keep being caught man oh you're talking about when they wind up before they run yeah i used to hate that shit i used to be like go let's go this one made me love scooby-doo this one because i found out he was a real black dog what he do because only like because if you think about the scooby-doo was black he actually worked for them white people because all his cousin used to just come visit you You remember all Scooby-Doo? His nephew came and lived with him a little bit.
Starting point is 00:22:43 It's Grappy Dude. That's some black shit. Like when your folks find out where you work and you're making some good money, they're going to come up. He had the one cousin that was like a white dude with the Great Day, but he had just like a little fissure hat. That's Scooby-Dom. Scooby-Dom.
Starting point is 00:22:56 He was light skin. He was Scooby-D. And he had Scooby-D. She was a movie star and she was sexy. You ain't never seen dog grass. Even Shaggy wanted to fuck with her. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:23:09 That's weird. That's weird. You know my favorite cartoon out of all of them, though. X-Men. When I found out that the X-Men was about the Civil Rights Movement, I fucked with you. Yeah. You already know. You ain't think so?
Starting point is 00:23:21 That's what it is. That's Malcolm X. That's why they call it the X-Men. Yeah, exactly. Well, they say Magneto was supposed to be like Malcolm X, and the other one supposed to be like what you call. But that's why he in the wheelchair. That's why he in the wheelchair because they tried to assassinated.
Starting point is 00:23:35 They shot him. Y'all ain't paying attention. Y'all is asleep. They do to make it. Yeah. Every nigga got an uncle that act like Wolverine. Smoked cigarettes, walk around by itself. And the nigger don't age.
Starting point is 00:23:45 He don't age. Only thing fucked up is right here on the little headline. The niger don't age. Hairline fucked up. Yeah, the little corner. That hairline won't heal. It's about silver right movement, but all of them niggas white. Yeah, because they ain't going to put the red niggins.
Starting point is 00:23:57 They weren't going to make them black. That is scared the fuck out of everybody. Did it. They only had one black, what you call it? In the movie, Storm. No, Beast was blue. He's black, too, because he just The nigga who's just disappearing shit
Starting point is 00:24:11 No, that's night crawl No, that ain't even his name That's the other nigga That's probably like the sweetest, probably The little Swedish Disappear? That shit, that's a fool there Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:21 Oh shit, I go to the police I'm like yeah, nigga All this shit you're all this shit You better get You better run Nah, because what if all your little particles don't show back up? And?
Starting point is 00:24:33 You have a little piece of your cheek missing No man Every time you disappear Some shit You fall off and shit You're like, damn. I'm like, what happened to you? No, but you got watch.
Starting point is 00:24:41 I'm doing 10, do five. Hey, get the fuck about it down. Yeah, you got to watch where you do it. You fuck around and be stuck in the wall. Exactly. You ain't know where you were going. For real. Yeah, man, you're dying.
Starting point is 00:24:50 We're talking about the shit like it's real. For real? Yes. This shit got too serious, too big. Well, you know, gravity gonna make a nigga shorter anyway. What? Like, damn. Well, you know every time you disappear.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Hey, man. This is the 85 South show. We talk about what the fuck we want to talk about. We talk about what the fuck we want to talk about. This is. This is the Hollywood episode. We're talking about our favorite TV shows and shit that we should have been on.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Flatt, what's the show you should have been on? Like, you always wanted to be on. Like a show, I just always wanted to be on. I always wanted to eat a sandwich at Bill Cosby House. Am I the only one? Oh, man. I wanted anything out there kitchen, man. I always wanted the oldest daughter,
Starting point is 00:25:29 the Light Skilman. Sandra. I used to fuck her a little weird ass. She's always coming in with some old stupid-ass, nigger. That's Elvis. You're talking about the sandwich, my name. I'm talking about the bitch. She's coming out with a nigger from the Navy, the Army.
Starting point is 00:25:44 No, that ain't the oldest one. The light skin one, yes, it is. Sandra is the oldest. Sandra is the oldest. Yeah, she was the oldest. Sandra, the oldest, Denise, you're talking about Denise. Yeah, I'm talking about Denise. Yeah, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Denise, he's walking there with all them niggas be dying. Niggie be a Navy, he'll die. She'll come on a nigga, he'll die. You know the only way to keep the Cosby show alive is to tell episodes like Campfire stories now. Because that shit don't come on. Hey, you remember the episode when Vanessa went to the party and got drunk? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:26:12 She had big fun? Hell, yeah. Oh, man. I know she got bad. Yeah. My favorite. My favorite episode, my favorite episode was when little Rudy was doing that, baby! Yeah, that episode was, oh, you know another dope-ass episode when Rudy had the football game.
Starting point is 00:26:29 And the touchdown dance. Come on, baby. Man. I would want to be in the family matter, too. How about the episode when Bill Cosby and Elvin and. and the other dude had the baby. Oh, that was gross. On the couch?
Starting point is 00:26:41 Yeah, he had to sell with the other dude had the car. Look, oh my God. But the dopest Cosby Show episode ever is when he got into that little dance match with the old nigger and they kept saying, Challenge.
Starting point is 00:26:52 I always want to be in Fred Print, but I wanted them to, they should have introduced New Vivian to us instead of just putting her ass on the show. I would have loved to be on Fresh Print. I would have loved a different world. That would have been dope.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I always wanted that love, that light skin one who used to fuck with the nigga with the glasses and they flip open. That's the same girl from me. No, that's not. Oh, you're talking about Jasmine. I want the light skin one who used to fuck
Starting point is 00:27:12 with the nigger with the glass. Yeah, Whitney Gilbert. That's Whitley, yeah. Oh, my good. I used to love when she talked. Duang, whang! It's been like, bitch, my name John. I love when she talked.
Starting point is 00:27:25 That's what's up, man. The 85-7. Who did this show for, man? Man. This shit for, uh, for niggas who be jacking out, but forget. get the, uh, clean their fingernails. A nika still see the lois.
Starting point is 00:27:43 This podcast is for everybody who ain't had cable in two years and got a lot of DVDs, bootleg. Boy, this podcast for the nigga who had the white DVD, you can they ain't had cable. What? This podcast is for all the couples who broke up three months ago but still live together. I hate them couples. Yeah. Bitch, you still go together. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Yep. This podcast right here is for all the chicks who shape like baby mommas but don't have no kids. Oh, that little two-week, that little two-month-prudeness stomach. Yeah. She really just fat. That little frosted a snowman body. Ah, I'd be hanging out. I'm like, you pregnant?
Starting point is 00:28:22 No. I'm like, ooh, my own. Oh. Mm-hmm. Girl, your head is so beautiful. Oh, my name. Clayton, what else going on, man? Man, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:28:35 What else out here, man? Hey man, this park has for them who dig into their toes and smear their finger out of them. No, not them. We ain't fucking with them like that. I do that shit. I do what you're talking about. You say you dig in between your toes and smell your fingers.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I dig in between my toes because they be itching. You're the type of niggins to wipe your ass and look at the tissue. You're supposed to. Not that close. No, you're not supposed to be in your face. But you're supposed to be like, I'm almost there to where I ain't got to use it no more. You know what I'm saying? Like, how are you not supposed to?
Starting point is 00:29:06 You just be like, yeah, ain't no dude to care on that one. Ain't no duke on that one. You don't know, nigga. What if you take one, why would you take them clean shits? You wipe your ass and this shit clean already. You're like, what the fuck? How did that happen? That shit, be like, what you want to eat on the video?
Starting point is 00:29:20 That shit is a fish. That shit's scary. That's your same turn. You ever fart and it smelled so bad you thought you had a cancel? You were like, that's got to be canceled. Ain't no way. A regular nigga smelling like, like, have you ever thought you had this shit, but you ended up sitting down
Starting point is 00:29:34 and you peat and you peat and you. peed first. You'd be like, man, fuck. That's weird as hell. You didn't sit down to pee. And you had to sit down for 10 a minute. You ain't a real nigga if you ever sit down and pee. You're supposed to stand up, stand back up and pee.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Don't sit down and be comfortable with me. No, it's like, when you, you're like, you have my stomach hurt and then you peed, and then you just, you're like, fuck, that was it? Damn. Y'all. You need to get some fiber in your life. Like I had, I'm going to go to the grocery door, like, what the fiber all that? Get some metal music, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:30:06 ain't got no matter musso hey what a fire at hey let me get that fever y'all got that fever no this is the this is hey do you listen to any other podcast besides this shit no nigga for what
Starting point is 00:30:18 this the shit right here Clayton you listen to any other podcast huh do you listen to any other podcast no I mean I don't do I don't do shit what I don't do shit what shit did have to do with my shit
Starting point is 00:30:32 oh so if you ain't on it fuck yeah I'm on this I'm not gonna listen You're not going to listen to it? No. Fuck you creatively. I was here. Oh. If I wasn't here, I'd listen to it.
Starting point is 00:30:44 But I'm here. You're going to mute this, I don't know what happened. Turn his mic off. Are y'all going to do some extra shit? Are y'all going to screw it? No. Hey, I'm still here.
Starting point is 00:30:54 I'm still here. No, I'm just fucking around. We're going to listen to it. We're going to put the Jordan Cran face on your button. I listen to some of the other ones, man. I listen to some of the other ones. But yeah, I'm here. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I'm here. I'm here. We're going to damn show put this. Jordan crime face on your body to promote the shit for the next week. Hook it up. Clayton English. No, listen to this podcast, man. It's great.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Tell them why they should. Give them three reasons why they should listen. Man, for one, because you listen into all that other bullshit and that's the fucking problem. You listening to anything, anybody fucking tell you. These motherfuckers up here, they care about your well-being. They're trying to entertain you. They're working hard at it.
Starting point is 00:31:32 In the studio. You pussy. You sitting there. You won't a goddamn look of who and rubber necking your out there your goose of look of who you want to see you need to see
Starting point is 00:31:42 what you're looking at fuck is wrong with that's one reason that's one you need to fix your motherfucking ass all that is one two
Starting point is 00:31:50 is because god damn it who else doing a podcast like this that's representing the South representing black comedian
Starting point is 00:31:59 representing motherfuck representing motherfuckers getting money representing motherfuck that's successful what you do and if you ain't successful You need to listen and just pretend, just live, do us for a little while.
Starting point is 00:32:12 And then number three is, you should listen to the podcast because, shit, you should listen to the podcast. Yeah, yeah. This nigga asks, I've just been saying that this podcast is for niggas who don't know what the podcast is. The niggas is, so, so, bro, you got your own radio station, man. How can I get my song played on that bitch? I don't like you. So you're on a podcast? All right, well, I got a PlayStation.
Starting point is 00:32:38 I don't know if I'm going to be able to... I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to be able to get it. That ain't how to... So you say you got the podcast. That ain't counsel, is it? What the fuck, man? What's your doctor say?
Starting point is 00:32:51 How long you got? So what level you got to get on Tetris to have a podcast? Is that the 8-Sadded, one under one with the 10? What the fuck? So the podcast, that's one of them little boys with the two wheels. You got a little podcast?
Starting point is 00:33:04 You got a little podcast? Let me ride the podcast. Hey, the nigger Ben Stinger with the podcast. Won't let me ride the bitch. Won't let nobody ride the podcast. Yeah, Carlos then came up down there in Atlanta. Nigger got a 2016 podcast. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:33:19 A Plymouth podcast. I be damn. I be damn. You know he didn't got down there with Steve. Steve gave him a podcast. Hell yeah. It's getting interest on it, too. Oh, man.
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Starting point is 00:34:33 to Pretty Private from the Black Effect podcast network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro.
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Starting point is 00:35:46 than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your
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Starting point is 00:36:38 The IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. You can open up a podcast. So when you're going to let me come spend the night in your podcast? No. Do you not know what the podcast is? Hey, but you know, I just copped a new podcast. And that new iPhone all for. Oh, it's the podcast, the Chrome one.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Damn. Nigger, broke in that, got him in the podcast. Hell yeah. Yeah, your cousin, fella. off the house the other week broke his leg they had to put a podcast on it fuck this back up oh
Starting point is 00:37:10 don't know what the podcast is but it's really just the best way it could be explained it's just y'all come on here and y'all talk shit man but it's good shit and the shit that need to be talked about and it's current say some shit it's current like you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:37:26 you know you fuck a bitch you don't take no shower you just wipe your dick off and go fuck another bitch you know what I'm doing that no don't do that Don't do that. You're going to have everybody smelling funny. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Long as you ain't smelling funny. You know what I'm saying? This bitch is out here with old diseases. This bitch is give you scabies and scurvy. All type of shit. Bitch gave a nigga polio. Oh, my God. This nigga wonder why he don't want to.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Doc, what's wrong with me? My nigga, you got rickets. What the fuck? He got crickets in his dick. He's like, what? Nick, ain't the pussy got the mumps. He got the mumps. Eat the pussy and have calcium deficiency.
Starting point is 00:38:03 You eat the pussy out of gum disease Oh, ginger vitus You got that ginger They make that shit Sound scary Your shit on the commercial Gingervitis
Starting point is 00:38:13 It's in your mouth Oh my god Cartooned and shit You're having Pauiting and shit in your mouth We were like the fuck Magist's his last night Y'all did
Starting point is 00:38:21 Niggas sent the strip over that dancing on me This bitch smelled like hard work Oh man She was one of them Top of the Paul strippers She'd told her as you fired
Starting point is 00:38:30 She was one of them You ever seen one of them She was a chin-up champions She was a chin-up champion yeah strong-ass stripples i i tell him key walk i hate when him you want to dance you want to you like bitch you better find a pole and dance by yourself bitch she picked loza she tried to she did she did bro i don't know if y'all knows this shit but she tried to grind on him every i did do a pretty rickie dance move ever since they came out with that little women of
Starting point is 00:38:55 atlanta show it's been a whole bunch of little bitty-ass women whole gaggle i had to put my dick on one them whole four head i just put it out of I put it on her head. She was just dancing up under that shit. She's like, watch me balancing on my head. I was throwing money on myself in her. You stupid. I like, get it, y'all the fuck, man.
Starting point is 00:39:14 But we saw like 9 or 10, like, little women last night. They was running. And then I felt like, I felt like I was being, like, too overprotective because I was just like, stop running in there. You're going to hurt your little self. Hey, watch out for these little bitty bitches. Don't step on them. Watch out, little bitty bitch.
Starting point is 00:39:32 She ain't As you do, you want a lap dance You want a knee dance Hey bitch you Can I sit on your lap Sit down Can you pick me up then Hey man
Starting point is 00:39:47 I appreciate everybody Listen to the 85 South show This is the 85 South show Of course I ain't no other show Then It's always gonna be the 85 South show Fuck you mean
Starting point is 00:39:58 Other podcasts Ain't really talking about shit Like that Hey, one more thing. What? What about, are you saying a little boosy chain? The Bible chain? You other had to spell wrong.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Hold on, bro. Yeah, bro, that Bible. He got the Bible chain, bro, so at the top it's supposed to say Holy Bible, right? But Holy got two L's, so it's a Holly Bible. Bro, you can't take that back to the Arab Jewel and be like, man, you spelled my chain room. Hold on, buddy, buddy, buddy. Wait a minute, you said Holy Bible. Spree the Holy Bible.
Starting point is 00:40:32 You say Holly Bible. Holly Bible. No, no, no. Give my money. No, I don't. No, I don't. I'm looking at it now. No, he got it fixed.
Starting point is 00:40:40 He had to get it fixed, man. No, my friend, you say, you, no, no. You say Holly Bible. You say Holly Bible. I put Holly Bible. I put Holly Bible. You say Holly Bible, I put Holly Bible, Holly Bible, Holly Bible, Holly Bible.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Nobody. Hey, Lil Booz has been wilding since he got out of jail. Oh, man. Every time he posts a picture, that shit would be so funny. Because they all. look like old album covers. Yeah. You seen the one
Starting point is 00:41:04 where he had like the Motel 6 with the three chicks in the bed like look at the boo-sit with this picture from 94. You ain't seen it. No, I had. Shout out the little boozy.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Yeah, for getting that chain fix man. I don't know how much they charge you to fix it but they should have done it on the strength of not calling the check and make sure that's what you wanted.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Hell yeah. Clayton, what's your social media, bro? Man, fuck it. It's me. www. www. fuck all that shit. No, it's Clayton English on everything.
Starting point is 00:41:35 Hey, but we're going to check to see if their website is available. Oh, it is. I bought a few names and shit that we talked about before. But everything in Clayton English, C-L-A-Y-T-O-N English, like the language, you can't spell it. Don't fuck with me then, because you got other shit you should focus on. Hey, don't follow me on social media if you think you can tell me what the fuck I need to post. Yeah, don't do that. And don't, and then if you're a nigga.
Starting point is 00:41:56 He take it personal. Yeah, don't DM me. Don't send me nothing or none of that shit. Nigger sent me a good morning message the other morning I was like, nigga, I got my own son don't you ever tell another nigga good morning Yeah, and I don't know what your definition of on
Starting point is 00:42:10 is, but I can't put you on it I can't, I ain't on My folks are like, hey man, I don't want to hang around you And I say, eh No Not gonna hang around me nigga, I don't know what you did before you came
Starting point is 00:42:26 And hang around me Now you got helicopters and shit All that fuck ass shit I'm like what the fuck you got to do You know what I'm saying? He's like, hey, hi, me, D.C. I'm going to beat your ass. Niggins want residuals?
Starting point is 00:42:37 No. He can't hang around me. I don't get a fuck. I got garden angels. Hey, the best thing to do if you're trying to get on is to put yourself on. Hell yeah, and pray and work hard for what you pray for. Hell yeah. And grind.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Put the work in. Like, really pray. Don't be asking God for stupid shit. You probably don't waste some of your blessings on dumb shit. Oh, be specific. God, please just let this call back. No, see, that ain't how you pray. Be specific.
Starting point is 00:43:00 See, you prayed for a bitch But you didn't pray for the bitch Like, you didn't pray for a bitch See, that's the thing. You're praying for the wrong shit. You're not supposed to be praying for no bitch. You're supposed to be saying, God, get me right So these bitches are like me. Like, it's internal.
Starting point is 00:43:16 That's start what you liking yourself. You got to love yourself. Yes, indeed. Love yourself. That's the whole, that was, it pretty much took us this whole show just to tell you. I'm about to go take a shit.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Love yourself. He loved himself. He loved his self. That's why he's going to shit. I hope it ain't no fart because I damn shall be mad about you, fam. Do your thing. Do your thing. Fuck, you mean.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Yeah, yeah. Clayton, whatever. You just dapped the nigga for doodoo, man. This niggas dapsed up over doodoo, man. I don't even want to be here no more, man. He's my nigga, but then sometimes, you know how when you're with your niggins and then sometimes while I was with my nigga, we smoking blunt
Starting point is 00:43:52 and the niggian ain't going to hit the blunt with his fingers. He's going to try to hit it with his mouth on my fingers. Get the fuck away from me, man. What are you doing? The niggins tried to hit the blood up here. Yeah, what are you doing? This is a nigga going to lean over. What the fuck are you doing?
Starting point is 00:44:08 That's just how I felt when y'all dabbed each other for the do-do. I just felt, I just felt like I don't know. I don't want to be here no more. No, I'm just like. Hey, man. He said, get that about you. Man, go ahead. Don't get that about you, man.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Hey, don't you hate when your party to be like, I, fool, love. Then he waited for you to say it back. But the nigg had hung up too quick. And they're like, this nigga. said I love you what the fuck hey fool he like hey like me hang up love you bro what all right I'm okay back I you ever go to that you ever go to dapper nigga up and they give you the hug with the two on like nigger get in here and hug
Starting point is 00:44:48 me like yeah no let you go to dapping nigga up but you realize he just took your hand out the pan we like ah ah ah ah yeah yeah give you the hug because he missed you but you ain't miss that nigga yeah this nigga trying to rock side to side with the hook. They fuck off me, you gotta bust about that bitch. My boy. Like, it's wrestling.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Have you ever go to, like, your boy be like, my boy, he's all extra, but you kind of give him that forearms to like, it ain't bit of that. You ever had a nigga try to dab you up in the bathroom? Like, nigga, no. No, fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I had that nigga, he was a fan. He was a fan. I'm in there peeing in the stars. So I look back, I see him weighing on me. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm just chilling. You know what I'm saying? So he's like, he poured his phone out.
Starting point is 00:45:27 He's like, yo, D.C. do it for me one time not in the band for a biggie not happening like that you like you like you like being famous you did it
Starting point is 00:45:40 yeah I did it so he get to fuck on this the last shit we're talking about you like being famous huh you like being famous yeah I mean I don't like the extra attention but I'm cool with it
Starting point is 00:45:51 I mean I'm cool with it I just phone don't be understanding it's good to bring joy to people I had food in my hand and a drink and I was walking to my seat at the Hawks game and they niggins like
Starting point is 00:46:02 hey bro come here but you got fans and shit I looked at my food I looked at my drink I said I'm hungry bro he said come on man don't do that man I say what if y'all spit on my food
Starting point is 00:46:17 I'm gonna be highly upset you know what I mean I took the pictures and shit but you know I was like boy have you spit on my food, my nigga. I'm gonna beat your ass. Just don't say nothing. While I come over to take the person, don't say that.
Starting point is 00:46:33 No, I'm gonna tell you a trick. You keep earphones in your ear. Ain't nothing got to be on. You just act like you bobbing the music. There you go. You'd be like, ha, this nigga think I'm listening to music. There you go, okay.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I just sit my ass on die. Sometimes I just act like I always got some shit to do. I always look back and I point the head. Like, I got it. And I just mouth the words. That shit gonna work until it's a dead end. wall what are you doing he's talking about we got to take this whole wall out just checking for real man people don't give a fuck what you're doing man
Starting point is 00:47:07 like I get a piss I'm eating shit give me one of the motherfucking they'll tell you you ain't got shit to do man you ain't doing shit this got damn picture oh that's like that's really made me mad you ain't got nothing dude man get your a glass over here man I know what I do got do walk my punk ass to fuck off right that's what I do got I was in church one time nigga leaned over in the pew put his phone in my face D.C., do it for me one time. That's fucked up that they say that. That's what they say too.
Starting point is 00:47:34 I'd be like, you say it in church? Yeah, I had to whisper. Fuck, yeah, man. Bring that Bible here, fuck, yeah. Like, man, y'all don't think it's get on my nerves, but that shit funny. I don't really want to be too much more. I want to be a little bit more famous, but that's cool.
Starting point is 00:47:55 You can't really get me. I take the money, man. I want to stay right at, can we get a picture famous? Not like if you fuck somebody, they're going to be famous, too. I like the fan that say what they got to say and walk out, like, nigger, because he got something to do, a nigga, walk up on you. Hey, boy, I appreciate everything you doing for the community. Boy, I tell you, hey, why do you die?
Starting point is 00:48:12 Right, there you go, yeah. Hey, what? You're like, disappearing in a fan. Hey, boy, I love you. You be like, why fuck that nigga right now? How about the nigga who be like, look, I ain't even on no whole shit. My kids fuck with you. Real nigger shit.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I'm out here, though. I thought I see you, my name. I love them, man, but I swear on that damn. Say what you guys are getting fuck on. Niggily, like, hey, boy, I'm telling you, but all that fucking me, man. Hey, boy, you put it over to see that. All that, yeah, I feel you. That's the best motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:48:38 The motherfuckers to keep that shit pushing as part of all the niggins that just get, hey. Hey. Hey. I saw that shit. And this head nodding, and that's it, man. Not all that goddamn, uh, let me, uh, I'm gonna try to book you. No, I'm not gonna come. Man.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You tell my note. I'm not going to. I don't care where the show at. I don't care who's doing this is the one that get me. Put me number in your phone, man. Hey, man, call me when you're, whenever you're back at Walmart, man, just in it. I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Hey, I have a nigga that pulled up on me like, Hey, cudd and on the phone. They do that shit all the time. Say, who they have to do? Hey, boy, fuck, would you, why keep doing your day? He, he backed off. No, you ever have them hand you to, it's somebody on FaceTime,
Starting point is 00:49:22 and they try to act like they don't want to talk to you? Hey, what's up. Oh, they do that when they do that? Hey, my daughter. Hey, my daughter, look at my daughter. Sal. I'm like, man, still fuck would be like that. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:49:32 Who is that? People really don't be giving a fuck about what you got going on. Oh, no. Especially black people. When they fuck with you, they fuck with you. Until they don't. Until they don't fuck with you no more. I told you, one dude walked up to me on the airport and was like, man, you look
Starting point is 00:49:49 just like dude from wilder now. I was like, yeah, that's me. He was like, yeah. Nah, they ain't too. But you look like him. I was like. I lied my ass out of one bitch She's talking about
Starting point is 00:49:59 That ain't you I'm like, yeah, no Oh, so he's got the tattoo You're like, I was like shit I get that a lot Nicker is you I was like Damn you got me bitch
Starting point is 00:50:10 Fuck God you want a motherfucker shit Shout out to all the fans though man Oh they'll tell you ain't you though No yeah hell yeah You ain't you You ain't you?
Starting point is 00:50:21 You know what I'm scared of now though Like we legal Some places not everywhere some people don't know that the shit ain't legal everywhere it'll always be that one like loud ass white dude he's like dude what we're gonna do we're gonna smoke some weed or something
Starting point is 00:50:35 we're gonna go over my house over here the blue one and smoke some weed in my house where the weed is because that's where I keep my weed man at my house if you come over there up me and you're gonna be smoking it ain't that right no
Starting point is 00:50:51 nigger you just put way too much information on that Dude tried to hand me some weed while I was on stage. Dude tweeted me the other day. Hey, Loz, I don't know if you remember, but, man, you had the show here a couple years ago. I got some weed for you. You remember I came into Honda?
Starting point is 00:51:06 No, me. I tweeted them back. I was like, you might as well put the time and date on this shit. Make it easy for the police. You'd put all the information out there. They can be like this. Hey, D.C., what we're going to do? We're going to burn away?
Starting point is 00:51:17 No. No, nigga, you're going to burn one. I don't like, I can't kick it with people because you don't know how they're going to act at the end of the day. Like, sometimes I just, just don't want to go out like ah man sometimes like white people you be kicking it with them and then they be like hey i got a joke and i'm not racist and then you got to be like all right i got a fucking leave like no i'm not going to smoke with y'all and then y'all think it's cool the
Starting point is 00:51:41 goddamn say test out jokes on you that's what other people think too because you're a comedian they can test jokes out on you hey man take this with you you can use this in your little act you stole that from somebody fuck out my face i got the internet too that'd be They're a straight, still a joke that you know is a popular joke. Hey, you should do this on stage. My nephew lived with me. He gay, right? He woke up in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 00:52:03 He said he's going to get him some milk and cookies. Do that. Do that one. That one, fun. But make sure you say how I said. See it? I say it just how I said it. Now, you fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:52:12 And get your dumb ass on. Get your dumb ass out of here, man. This is the 85 South show. I am your man, Carlos Miller. It's your boy, D.C. Young Fly. We do this podcast for bitches who eat hot fish right out to Greece. We do this podcast for girls who be like, I'm Dominican, Filipino, jalapino.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Like. This podcast is for niggas who think Cardi B is cute. I fuck with y'all. Yeah, she's all right, man. She's all right. She's just a little dumb, but I fuck with her. I fuck with a little stupid ass as well. This podcast is for niggas who don't give a fuck what your face look like if your ass fat.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Yep, me. Yeah. I hit it from the back all day until you don't look at me. This podcast is for niggas who got one jail tattoo. And just to get it. Just to get it.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Like, hey, bro, put my neckers, bro. Hell, yeah. My man, he'll get your butt your ass. Get your bitch's ass on. Yeah, yeah. This podcast is for all the niggas who cried in court before. No.
Starting point is 00:53:19 I don't know about that. I don't know about that one. You cried. That means some shit really went down. beat the charge though you start crying you tell you're telling or you heard some shit you you didn't really hear you ain't want to hear make sure you add the 85 South show on all social media yes Facebook Twitter Instagram snapchat all types of shit I'm about to go to work man my other job but got to go to work my name Carlos Nilever right here at work but got to go to work
Starting point is 00:53:45 and I am going to host a comedy show yes uh yeah man I'm about to go study a script you got a script to step man go study that script I'm about to go write a script You know what it is, man. Man, you fucking off tonight? I don't know. I might swing there for a minute, but I gotta get some shit in. I want to, but I literally got to stay there.
Starting point is 00:54:03 I know you got a big shit to do. I got to at least do two hours and study. Go get the motherfucking movies, man, so I can come on set and do all that type of shit. That's what I'm saying, I got you. Shout out to all the strippers in Atlanta, all the dope boys, all the black folks. If you just now started selling weed
Starting point is 00:54:17 because you're a kid and a dope man, don't get him locked up. Hey, give a shout out to all the people who just started fucking with the 85 self-shirt. I appreciate you from our street. Yeah, you to hear everybody to round the corner. I love you. Yeah, Dick.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Clayton English, appreciate you coming through. Man, you know what it is at all times, every time, man. Glad to be a part. Sabado Domingo. Domingo. Domingo, tell them home. 85 South Show. We out is good.
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