The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - How Bout Dem Falcons | Ep. 3

Episode Date: December 28, 2015

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and one, and two, and stretch. Just reaching one and stretch. Hey, what's going on? It's the 85. South Joe. Man Carlos Miller, how y'all doing, man?

We got my partners in the studio. My man, D.C. Young Fly, is on hiatus today. Yeah, man. So I got my other partners in here with me. I got my boy, Ronnie Jordan. You know what I mean? What happened to what? What's happening?

I want to talk like the NPR guys. Thanks for having me. I'm glad to be here. I feel what you're doing. Longtime fan, first time caller. Oh, okay. You hit them with the somberness. That's called somber.

I got my boy Rob Hayes in here. That's right. And I got one of more O.Gs in here. I got Rodney Perry in him with us today, man. Eighty-five South. What's up, Rodney? Chilling, baby. How you're doing, man?

Man, we're in here. I've been talking about the podcast. I finally got on. Bro, we didn't jump it off, man. We jumped all way out there, man. This ain't in nobody basement or nothing. This is real. This is in the studio, man.

They trust me. They trust you. They trust me. Now, the rest of these dudes you got hanging around. I don't know. They're cool. They ain't going to steal nothing. They pants too tight.

We know if they're still. Like, hey, they put that bad. There's a lot of fashion. Put that back. In here, man. It's a lot of, that's how you,

that's how you know they're good at shit. Yeah. Anytime they dress weird, the motherfuckiniscences. They got to be quality. Hell yeah. Quality guy.

It's like every dude that's how you got the nice, you know what I'm saying? The dude, your mom's like. All these dudes look like your little sister boyfriend. He'd be like. We're talking about the producers for those of you are wondering.

They can't say it. We got to. Let me get a round of applause for the producer. This is what I want my sons to be. I want my sons to be one of these guys. Producers in here. And don't nobody got the rich homie Kwan hat cut? Nobody.

That's right. That's good good quality. That's an accomplishment in itself. Hell yeah. Rodney, what you've been up to, man? Man, you know, traveling around the country slanging these jokes, brother. Joke. Writing.

I've been writing, man, because, you know, what I realize in this game is you got to create. You know, you got to create. You know, like I'm getting to the age while there ain't nobody. going to really hire me unless I hire myself. I'm trying to hire myself. Be like Jay-Z, right your way up out the hood. Come on, dog. I ain't been in the hood in a while, but I get the sentiment.

What you got coming up, man. You know, because you're like, you'd be one of them silent killers who just you didn't get in the industry and you stuck around and then you'll do two or three movies a year and then hit the road and turn around and hosted Tom, join a crew. You know, you want them type of OG type. I got six kids, though.

Yeah. You know, I mean, I got to, I don't have a luxury of stopping. Right. You know, but I did shoot like I do got like three movies coming out I know it And I'm getting I'm getting love On like not some comedy I got like three dramas

You know I shot a movie with Joe Blunt Oh what he wrote produce his own film Out of Detroit called Because it's good for the community Shout out of Joe Bleed I won't see my kids Shout out to Joe Blunt Yeah

He's awesome comedian But man he wrote this script He sent it to me I read it I was like dude We shoot it Griff is in it. Hey, homie, what up? It's your boy, Griff.

Shout out to the whole Bay Area. Shout out to the, yay. And, you know, it was dope. So that's one of the few ones we got coming out. And other than that, man, it's just like, you know, I still love comedy, man. I love going out traveling and hitting these comedy clubs. And, you know, that's mostly what I do. Exactly.

Hey, man, I hate to interrupt, but we got it. We got our first special guests. We got a caller. We got a call on the line. Who we got? How about them, Falcons? How about them falcons? Why fuck you, man?

Fuck you mean. Hey, did you dabble to the folk, D.C.? Man, this is hell, man. I don't about to go in on them palsy. You hear what I'm saying? You got a Rose Caval. I'm not a cold drink out of their head. No, you didn't.

Man, I got Rob Hayes, Rodney Perry, and Ronnie Jordan in the studio, man. We're holding it down, bro. What do you say, fool? I got Rob Hayes. I got Rob Hayes. I got Rob. The parent, Ronnie Joy and Rob Hayes in here, man. We're holding it down, boy.

It's a Rob story in that, man. Everybody robbing this season, man. So you was out there dabbing on them folk. Man, I was out there dabbing on them folk. Let me tell you something. They scared the hell out of me, though. You know, Matt Ryan, I hate him. He gets on my nerves, you know what I'm saying?

Ronnie Jordan said you played a little wide receiver out there for the Falcons this week. Hey, let me tell you something. They only know I was out there suited up. I called a play. I called a player and went straight to the locker room. Fuck you mean.

Fuck you're going to roast Cam Newton? Hey, look, I had a stupid number. They're like, who had number 100 out there? Wait a minute. One hundred. D.C. We got, hey, man, we got a request the city of Atlanta, the whole city

wants you to roast Cam Newton today for thinking he's going to come through. Don't worry about it. It's on the way. So as I go sit out. You know, all right? You know he went to Westlake. Yeah, we're holding it down. But, you know, L.A., like, because of the Camp Creek deep off in the woods, so they ain't APA.

They're just four in the county, you know what I'm going to? Hey, Black, go to give a shout out to all the folk, man. Them folk, we're looking for you today, man. All the faculty fan, man, you know what I'm saying? It ain't about me. It's about us. It's about us. This is our Super Bowl right here.

We just won it. We just beat the undefeated team. We damn their one of the Super Bowl. And where you had with it tonight, man? You're in the city somewhere? I don't know, man. I'm going to give me some head right quick. Right quick.

He ain't nothing like some quick head Hey, Jack Cobb, he's saying, hey, man, I think he used to fap your head. She's going to peck your dick. She's going to pick it. Tell her you got to rise up first. Hey, that's what I was trying to say. Rives up, Bob, back in.

Hey, flat. What's up, folks? Did your auntie cook them neck bones today? What did you say, bro? Did your auntie cook them neck bones? She had them neck bones in the sink last. I had some neck bones, man, but no one of a fucking nasty, man. They're all right, but.

Oh, okay. I was just trying to see if she cooked for I went over there. Hey, man, y'all know I'm on the wayside. You know, I got to keep an eyes on these, you know what I'm saying. I know some of these niggas fly, so I'm a, I'm a, um, I'm a car behind me in before I have to slap a nigga. Hold it down, boy. You know, he parked over there by North Avenue somewhere. Yes, sir.

Hey, you send her somewhere. Hey, they don't want to try to pay you. All right, boy. It's a dude living in your cuntlers right now. Fuck you, man. Love it. All right, boy. All right.

Young fly. Yeah, man. I like that cat. You're checking in from the Falcons game. It's shit, man. Checking. Y'all got calling capability. This is another left.

Br, I'm telling you. And it sound good. It's official, legit. We're living down here. I love that, man. That's what's up. Some shows, the podcast, people call it. And the phone on the table, on speakerphone.

Everybody got to shut up when they're talking. I'm telling you, we jumped at the gate. Y'all did jump out of the gate. Watch how many podcasts start after that. You can tell who hate them, because they don't never give you. Who clapping? That's what I want to see. They don't never give you.

They don't never get you no compliments. They're just asking a bunch of questions. Like, oh, so when y'all start doing that? What y'all shoot it at? Y'all got, y'all doing it like in the studio or y'all like at somebody crib? Don't worry about what we are. You got a lot of questions. We're in 85 South.

Did y'all see Creed? Does anybody see Creed? I did see Creed. Creed was dumb on. You see Mick Mill trying to box now. Really? He just had his, he called to jail, though, but he had to do. Hey, my best advice to Mick Mill.

Sit your ass down Somewhere You don't want no problem You don't want That's what you should do Run off on your plug The plug is the probation officer Man meek mill

He don't want no problem He The court system Giving them hell They gave that man a raw deal You don't be on probation Get violated Then get out and be back on probation

Let them violate you whenever they want to But the thing about it is You violated You left the state And you was on TV Yeah That was not smart don't do that don't don't film television when you're on the run right yeah you're on the lamb you're

going to be on a lamb he didn't even try to use world famous rap he didn't disguise he didn't disdise himself or nothing he didn't get a fake mustache or nothing I'm glad they're supposed to wear a mask like ghost face I do not appreciate the deal that they give him meek mill I think he's getting I think Drake orchestrated all this Drake called his probation officer oh really see him on VH1 oh got a lot of everything I mean I wish here I don't want to want to see nobody go to jail, especially for some old shit. I can see if he did some new shit. But, you know, that's time.

He doesn't look like a guy that can function in jail well. He did be in there all the time. He was there for a minute. He was like Mick Mill do real well in jail. He's a tall lanky, nigga. Ain't anybody really going to try to scrap him. You know what I mean? And he can rap. He ain't going to do shit, but rap. Just rap. And get his way. He's going to be

taking auditions in there. They're going to be trying to rap. He's going to be like when Lucius lines went to jail. Is that right? He is not Lucius' line. Lusians did not make jail looks scary at all. Collide, Tom, man. Wait a minute, homie.

Did y'all believe Chris Rock as a vicious killer girl? I did. You believed it? You know what? He had the right tone of ash on his lip. He'd keep a little ass, you know, Steve. But this is the thing about Chris Rock,

I don't believe, ever believe Chris Rock. I'd never, except Pookie. Except Pooke. I'd never believe him in a movie. I like the top five. Top five was dope. He did good, but I still didn't believe it. It wasn't believe.

I didn't believe that, like, when they put him in movies with all these fine women, I'm like, he probably, he probably everybody. They said Chris liked them hoes. I'm sure. Did you hear him slip up with everybody? It don't seem like it, though. It don't seem like he's like a friend zone guy. Yeah.

He seems like a friend zone. See, you could be like that, Rob. You could just dwell in the frizzone on the surface, but underneath you a savage beast. Yeah, Rodney, you weren't him, man. I was giving Rob Hayes some side nitch. Some side nigger pointers. You know, he didn't. But Rob ain't no side niggas.

That's what I would say. He's a nice guy. He's a good guy, man. Just be that. He's just trying not to leave the friends. You know how would you be in the friends? I have side do so much. He has aspirations to be a side dude.

Yeah, aspiration. So he's leaving these girls' house. I'm sure they look good as the pat on the back. Oh, my side dudes on my dream board. Right. On his pictures page. At least fingering them, though. That's old school.

Y'all probably don't. Y'all don't fangle them. We used to fang me. I'm old school. That's the thing, man. I was a world-class fangera back in the day. These young chicks raised on chicken nuggets and all these drugs in the food. You can't even fang them no more.

You can't even get that thing more. I used to, I took a type of class instead of weightlifting so I could fangering this girl in high school. Man, you came. And your fingers were strong because of the type. I was working on myself at the same time. I'm glad you brought that up. Don't nobody friends.

Now you can type in one hand. Y'all can type in one hand. Now that's how I knew I was getting ready for texting before it came out. Because I was, you know what I mean? Yeah. I wish this show was live so we could have some women calling in that like to get fingered. I mean, they're out there, but they all might.

They probably grow. They're grown. They're all aunties. Yeah, they smoke long. I enjoy a good finger. Yeah, a good fingering. On the line, we got Mildred. Yes.

I like to get fingered. After you put them greens on, you got to do something to pass the time. You got to do some. You got to do that. I feel like that is the lazy shit. ever that's old school y'all i'm all for the jacker right now see that's what i'm i'm all for she you the o g ladies jack be off please you're right now we we in the young and general we don't even know what we're missing now

here man this the thing you can't let these young girls jacky off though you can't they they got they got rough hands they don't watch no dishes you don't want that they don't watch no dish you got to have a paw baller lifetime user i never thought about the correlation between dishwashing and masturbation you go from dishwash washing the dick washing. See that? See how it all come together? They came right back together.

Look at God. That's why we're here. Look at God. That's why we're here. Like these young chicks, they don't really do nothing but show up with a big ass booty. That's it. And this is my problem with the big booty.

I'm just going to throw it out there. Throw it out there. You're the OG. They got the booties and they are artificial. And I'm saying the booty arm ratio ain't intact. Right. So these girls got giant booties. Hold up.

Wait, before you lose it. But they cannot successfully wipe them. But before you lose it. Go through that slope because you just broke some ground right there. The booty to arm ratio. Most people are looking at the legs. They worry about the legs.

We worry about the legs. Everybody looking at the legs because you know you're looking at the bottom of the body, but you got to understand something. If a woman got an ass that's outside her proportions, she cannot successfully wipe it. Wow. When she booboo, she got to jump at a shot.

That's Darwinism. That's geometry right there. That's geometry. That's natural selection. All the women whose disproportionate booty, shoulders, they died out. Right.

Wow. So they evolved. It's just so crazy. So their arms are going to get longer eventually, right? No, no, no. No, no. No, it's not. Because it's artificial.

Wow. It's not. But they can't reach it. I don't know. Next generation, they might be born with ass shots. We got to see. Rodney, when do you start comedy, man? Man, shit.

Fuck. You know what? I say 20 plus. but it's been longer than that. I, man, I started, I was, I was, I, damn, it's a lot of years. Let me ask you this. Fuck that.

Fuck that. When, when do you remember first making a group of people lab? Second grade. Second grade. Yeah, I had a teacher that would let me tell jokes at the end of the day if I would shut the fuck up throughout the course of the day. Wow. Yeah.

So that's, I, I, I, I remember that teachers out. Because if it wasn't for those teachers, it wouldn't be no comedians, man. It's always that one teacher that see your potential and be like, colors go up there and do the words do the words of the you know what I mean like it's that little stuff that was your first show though really yeah yeah yeah projects could you do what was going to work projects yeah what about you Rob Hayes uh I would say it was later it might be like seventh grade yeah I feel like I feel like I always felt like I was funny but I feel like I needed people to catch up oh he was before his time yeah he on some beautiful mind shit right now

He was a comedy prodigy, bro. He started ripping right out. He was killing in the little room with all the infants. He was like, I want to be a newborn. He was killing third floor hospital. That's hilarious. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.

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Monroe? Oh, Louisiana, North East Louisiana up there, about 30 minutes from Gremlin. Yeah. Started up there. Then, you know, we were doing coffee shops and stuff like that, you know, just trying to find a way. Then I joined the Navy because I had a baby on the way. Right. And New Orleans was kind of my comedy home at first.

So I was stationed in New Orleans and I was in the Navy and did comedy. Dr. Ken John, who was like crazy blowing up now. He was in medical school when we was doing comedy back then. Myself, Harry Ratchford, who was Kevin Holm. hearts you all put up a picture yeah yeah who else you was coming up with dude in the beginning uh dr ken junk uh harry um who else it was it was guys around then we moved to the bay then it's cat cat was around cat williams cat williams cat in the hat cat in the hat cat in the hat bo p was around bo p mississippi back then the sip uh who else was around daniel dougar

from the bay area shots out to the bay lou nale who's hot now wow You know, we was all in the same comedy family. So I'm really like a Bay Area comic. That's my comedy home. That's why I grew up. You know, that's why I grew up on stage. And, you know, the Bay Area Comedy Competition, that was the thing back then. You know, when you did the Bay Area, that could really set your career off.

And it didn't work for me, but I did it. I was in the pool. I won it later. I won it later. But, yeah, it was important to me because of that, though. That's what they found Chris Tucker there, right? Chris Tucker came in second. It's a lot of history with the Bay Area, man.

How many times did you do it? I did the contest maybe four times. Oh, you got to give us some game. I did it twice as a Rudy Poop. I remember being in the room. Who won it when you was a young Rudy Poop? Mike Epps should have won. That's the year that they...

That's the year Marvin won. Marvin Dixon won because he was taking his clothes off at the time. Marvin had a bit where he would... He was stripper dancing at the end. in this set. Yeah, you can YouTube that he is the original DevJam.

When I tell you, the original DevJen. It would peel the paint off the walls. I mean, it was just so crazy. But Mike Epps, that was the first time

Mike would do the little hand. Chicken wing. And the chicken wing in the running with the gun. And he was amazing, but he did not win. And I'll tell you who else he passed away now,

the writer. James Hanna was in the final of the steady. Rest in peace to James. I mean, to be in the room as a Rudy Poop comic up and

comic comic and Cheryl Underwood was in the room yeah uh Don D.C. Curry was hosting um this is look man Arnaz Jay was in the room right I mean I was super intimidated right super intimidated and so I did it twice you know as Rudy Putin I was like contest bullshit hate contest it ain't about the art fuck these contests and then maybe in the 2000 I went back and uh I won in 2001 in 2000 I went did the contest right And I remember Tony Roberts should have won. Right. He was smashing all of the early rounds because it's two preliminary rounds

and then you go to the Paramount Theater for the finals. Right. So in two preliminary rounds, we were in the clubs. And in the final round, the final round was in a theater. And I don't think Tony adjusted his style to the theater. Yeah, it did club style. Because he was so fast that his jokes was like a way they was hitting each other. It's better.

When you're going to a bigger venue, you got to slow down a bit. Yeah, let him breathe a little bit. And I think that's why, but also Mike Bonner, who won that year, the reason he won, one, he had just had a near-death experience. He had had a terrible car wreck, and he had came back from that.

I remember being in the green room with this nigga joking, like joking around, and he just looked at me with the most serious, focused face. And he was like, yeah, I was like, this nigga go in. Because he was that focus. He was focused like that. He was way more focused. Any of us.

Shout out to Mike Bonner. Shout out to Detroit. I just saw Mike Bonner last week. I was in Detroit last week. Detroit got some monster community. That's why I got a lot of chops from Detroit, Atlanta, Detroit. Because, you know, Joe Cole used to fly you from uptown. Rest in peace to Joe Cole.

On the Uptown, he'd fly you to Detroit. Yeah, because they had a club up there. Yeah, they had Coco's. But it was like I'll be waiting to go up. I wasn't ready to headline, but I'll be waiting to go up. If Foolish will come, downtown Tony Brown are coming. Downtown Tony Brown legend. The legend.

That's one of the funniest people I ever seen in my life. I got to follow this. Man, I sing downtown Tony Brown. I did a tour. I was working with Steve Harvey. Shout out to Steve. And Steve, we was in Detroit about to do a gig. And downtown Tony Brown came up, like, out of nowhere.

Like, and, you know, he had been kind of down under his luck. And Steve reached in his pocket and pulled out $500 to get to him. Downtown time, I don't want your goddamn money. Nick, I need some help, niggum. You put me on, nigger. Steve was like, man, you know. you know what you expect me to do he said all right give me to my

that's downtown Tony Brown man that is downtown Tony Brown man that is hilarious you got to look his bad boys a comedy set was legendary bro his bad boys a comedy set was so when we talk about how he got to stop cussing because his teeth keep falling out every time he cussed one of them man his teeth fly there's the old school

comedians Rob Hayes man I'm getting so many diamonds yeah exactly you're looking up over What I've seen in my career, the people that make it know, they know when nobody else knows. Kat Williams knew. Like, Kat won this contest, said it was doing a tour, and he was auditioned for the spot to be the opening from the radio station. He got the spot. They didn't have no dressing room for him backstage. Big show.

They had no dressing room. He went, took one of the bathrooms, took a sheet of paper and wrote a star, and put it on the wall, put it on his, on the bathroom. and it said Cat Williams and it had a star under it and I remember thinking to myself this nigga gonna make it because he knew like he used to do

he used to do grandstand shit like Kat would do shit like he would come to the improv on a Monday night that was the hot night in LA still is it still is it ain't what it was though

it used to be really the shit like all the outside out there on the street I met Denzel out there it was that shit right so Kat came in the club with a dude six, like six, eight dude holding

an umbrella over his head. I remember this because Earthquake was the Earthquake. Who is this nigger out here with this motherfucking umbrella? How dare this nigga, right? And Kat Kat said the coldest shit I ever heard anybody. He said, nigger, I'm just trying to keep the hater aid off me.

That's gonna be a star. Cad william. This nigga was already a star. That's that nigger. That's that nigger. Kevin Hart knew We did Comic View here in Atlanta Kevin had a motherfucking denim jumpsuit on

And everybody was clowning him And the nigger just had a different focus It's like All the niggas, if you got any doubt In your mind about this shit Then nigger quick It's gonna show. It's gonna show Niggas gonna show

To all the people who just tuned in man You are listening to the 85 South show It's your man Carlos Miller Who I got in here with me Rob Hayes Ronnie Jordan. It's your boy Rodney Perry I need a nickname. Y'all got all type of nicknames and shit.

I got a regular name. A.K.A. your favorite baby daddy. No. We're going to come up with your alias, man, by the end of this show. I ain't got no AKA. We're in here. We're chopping up straight comedy games.

Yeah, that's what's up. But Comic View was huge for me personally because they had took, I had probably about five or six opportunities on the show at that point, and they edited all my sets together. And I was on the first block of the show. So they had showed like, a like a mix of Rodney Perry

and that's what really helped me start working when that went out and I'd already did the sets and they took the best of every one of those sets and then that's what got me on there

I saw you on Comic View and you kept taking all them damn belts I was throwing up I was literally I was literally throwing up projectile varnish because after like the third

or fourth belt I was like he ain't got another belt got one more bro that's what the point Is that on YouTube anyway? That's where the dog came, bro? It's not on YouTube.

That is a classic joke, man. But, you know, the punchline for the joke was like a Gary Coleman reference. And so when he passed away, I was like, I can't do it no more. Brough. And I'll pull out a little bit. Br, pull that clip, send that clip to comedy hype, man. We got to get that clip on comedy hype. I think I got it somewhere.

Can we talk about how Rodney Perry be looking out, though? Like, he gave me one of the best intros on the Monique show. Like, I can't go ahead. Rodney Perry would be looking out. That's all I'm saying. He gave me a dope-ass intro on them, man. You know what's crazy is his life? I thought I was somebody.

Rodney Perry is my TV good luck. Anytime I tape anything on TV and Rodney Perry is there, I'm getting the standing ovation. Wow. Rodney Perry, my job. You got something to do with the fact that you funny as hell. Oh, okay. I thought it was just, you host like off the chain, right? You're still hosting that.

What would you do if you did the Steve Harvesty, the best universe? like how would that how would you play that man I mean you hopefully I would handle a lot like he did hopefully you know I mean the the funny part to me as I watched it is you know know we see Steve Harvey he's a larger-the-life person but for a couple of minutes he was humble he got super humble he wrote oh shit I got to say this shit and so you got to think before he said it he don't went through it with his mind like god damn right he didn't announce the winner was so much energy this bitch didn't win He's thinking about the chick that looked good.

Like, she's bad. She's shoot a one. She's. Ladies and gentlemen, that was, that was it for me, right? That looked when he had the eyes with the buck eyes. Who cut off the music? Was it like, did he tell them to cut off the music? You know, because it seemed like the music just stopped.

I was mad at the bitch who put the crown on the wrong motherfucker, and she knew that that wasn't the right person. But, no, he said, and the winner is. He was supposed to say, but I didn't see the show. I mean, they had to, they had to announce. second runner up because they had already announced second runner up and so they're second runner up miss USA then they come down there's two ladies left and Steve go all right this is it and the winner is he was supposed to say

and first runner up is so I get it but you know as comics you used to you used to announce in the winner there's two people left this person I'm about to say next is the goddamn winner and her name was bigger right on the car yeah because they know the The minute you say, the minute you say the first runner up, it's a rap. Nobody can't even hear you say who the winner is. Yeah, it's just like so much applause and flampfare and, you know, confetti and everything. I don't like that way they was trying to diss him, though. Like, yo, well, he missed an hour rehearsal.

And then I'm like, man, stop. He's been hosting my whole life. The man holed up to his responsibilities quickly. I was on Twitter. They called Steve Harvard every version of the Spanish nigger that you could find. El Negro. El Negro de Negro. I was like, they just called him a niggins.

A nigger-ass nigger. Wait a minute. Can we talk about the speed in which the memes were made? Like this was, it happened like in a minute. It was like, my timeline was full. I'm like, who is working? What was the funniest one you saw? The one he put out on Christmas was talking about Happy Easter.

Merry Easter. Oh, my God. I was like, all right, he cool. Because he got signed again. He don't care. He got a check. Plus. Nobody was watching that Miss Universe.

But next year, everybody's going to watch it. Yeah, he just did. It might have been on purpose. It might have been all Drake's orchestration. He's going to come out. Drake is the master of the universe. Why do you think Drake? Everything is Yoda.

Canada wasn't even. Drake is up there pushing buttons in a towel somewhere like the whiz. Drake did it. Drake did it. Drake did it. That's a T-shirt. That's a T-shirt. Drake did it.

Drake is the only person that's going to help Bill Cosby come back. I don't think so. Drake could do it. I don't think so. This dude is every race. He looked like every race. I think he's going to change the game. I think Drake is going to be the group.

When he gets a good lineup, he looked like one of them young terrorists. Bin Laden. He had sleeper-cletish, let it curl up a little bit. Young sleep of sandish, yeah, like, he looked like everybody. He might, I don't know, though. He could be Italian. He looked like a jeweler. He looked like every jewel on Instagram.

Rodney, you've been a jeweler. You're a hip-hop head, right? All the jewelers would look like. Oh, okay. Have you seen a rapper be as open and sensitive as Drake when it comes to these chicks and expressing their feelings? LL. L L, L, T's what, so that's what he on.

He's on some LL. Without the muscles. He held LL minus the muscles. That was the nicest battle ever. He didn't call me a little bitch-ass nigger at all none. He didn't call him out his name. Yeah. He did, he did, he was so.

He's a real respectful dude. He ate mild them. That was sad to deprecating him. D-D, eight-mile to lose. Hey, we're going to get Drake on the 85 South show. If anybody who is listening right now got to connect your cousin with the school with a dude who know the dude who produced the track for the dude who hang out with Drake, whatever connection that we got, we try and get Drake on the show. Drake, let me say it. We ain't paying you shit.

This is going to be for the love of the game. You know what I mean? We're not paying you shit. And you need to bring us some free shit when you come. Bring us some shit Yeah We drink We need some liquor

Some tennis shoes Whatever it is Bring Serena Bring something Don't show up Empty hair Because Meek Mill was solid Everybody liked this dude

But one day I thought Mick Mill could fight I thought he was like I thought he was all that shit That he rapped about it Because he was believable Is it over for him though I don't think it's over for

He gonna have to slap shit out of somebody He's gonna have to slap somebody Who ain't got shit to do With the Drake shit Like if him and French Montana Got into it And that nigger slapped shit out of French I can't wait to hit a new

mixtape. But until some video footage come out of him pressing a nigga like actual physical hands on nigga it's got to be big though he got to like whoop Donald Trump ass on TV. Donald Trump?

Donald Trump, that's all He got a slap his two pay off. Because Donald Trump is the only person that can blame black slavery and making cool. He's going to bring back some type of slavery. Donald Trump, if he wins.

He's going to bring back financial slavery. He's going to bring it back. He's like a guy. He's going to bring back. He ain't, bring about nothing because I'm not going to win. It seems like he's trying to lose

but the white people keep messing with him. The love was keep messing with me. Y'all want to hear my theory on Donald Trump? Yes. Donald Trump is an elaborate ploy by Hillary Clinton. He's been a Clint supporter all his life. Stay woke. New Yorkers.

Stay woke. Stay woke. He's been right there with her. All of a sudden he's a Republican. He ain't been a Republican. He just became Republican. And then he told him if y'all don't pick me, I'm going to be an independent.

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They're supposed to. This is they turn. Yeah. It's they turn. But they might fuck it up. And it's putting the microscope on the Republican Party. Because now everybody's watching their debates. Everybody's watching all their candidates mess up.

Meanwhile, Democrat debates, they'll pop up on a Saturday when nobody's watching. Nobody even care with this. Three o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah, see, that's why I'm, hey, I'm voting for Barack Obama again. Again. Right in. Right in Canada. Run that shit back.

Run it back. Do you think Michelle could win if she tried to run? What is Michelle trying to run? She's not political. She's not political. I don't know. With them all of them, though. I don't know.

She got nice arms. bro this is gonna sound weird but i've been in situations with black women with authority that shit ain't fun not at all that shit is not at all you come to the potter with her head tied up with that bonnet with that black bonnet with that gray trout because no it's just the way that they can make your shit sound so insignificant it don't matter what like black woman you could do some amazing shit come up with the cure for cancer like and what the fuck you took you all this time all them folks out there sick and fuck you get you got your little cure wow wow medical with your little cure.

I can do that. Oh, so that's how we act with you. Oh, you got a whole little lab. You're supposed to come up with some cures. You're coming up with cures, but what's on with your headline, though? Why you ain't cured that? Now, hold on, now, I'm sure. Why you ain't cured that?

I told you, now, I'm a chill. Niggas do one little thing and act like they're supposed to get all the credit in the world. And you're just going to lead a dishwasher over. Right. Right. I know he don't expect me watching no goddamn dishes. Yeah. I'm a motherfucking president now.

You don't want that. He can't cure cancer. You can. He literally gave everybody health insurance. They'd be like, you terrible. How? How's he terrible? He gave free health insurance.

Crazy-ass people was like, I'd rather pay for my own. Stupid shit. I don't want nothing free from no niggras. Niggras? That's the real racist. Niggras. When they put the hard before they're a niggress. Now, Obama care, you're going to have an eye doctor.

Like, my wife had to have my baby standing up. But other than that. What the hell? They give you free health care, but they make you. no bed in there. They get a catcher's mitt. Here you go. They're posted up on the wall and just had the baby.

I think Obama's going to open this. He's going to legalize weed before he leave. He got to. He's legal already. No, I'm talking about everywhere. I think he's going to do it everywhere. No, no, y'all see. I see my lips are black and I'm just looking on.

He's going to do it with his foot still on the White House step. Like, hold on, one last thing and just sign up his paper and zip. He got some secret, some secret paper. We just become, like, like, traveling in the NBA. Like, so. people get called for traveling if it's just like blatant. Yeah. But a lot of people take a lot of steps. Yeah, a lot of people do.

As long as you jump on the best analogy of all times. That's an awesome analogy. It is amazing. It appears to where you act though because Georgia do not play by that. I don't want no shit. They got tough refs. I wouldn't want that. That's it. Like if we're legal or not, we're still going to smoke it. That'd be a waste of some shit that you could do. Tell me some shit I need to know. Like what happened to the Black Panthers for real? Who shot Mon Luther King.

Yeah. Like, release all that J.F.K. shit. I want to know that shit. You know he probably look at it because we see scandal so half of that it is true. I want to know all that shit. What's Papa Pope at, though? That's what I want to know all that shit. Well, live your Pope Dad. Then, fuck around.

Well, he's going to fuck around. I just want him to drop a bombshell of some information that niggas can use. They've been lying. We're the majority of the whole time. Leave. I want to drop the mic and walk all that. That shit is very true, though. I believe that shit.

I believe we are. Minority is a myth. Right. I don't believe that. I think it's way more niggins. It's a whole continent of Africa. I'm talking about in America. I'm talking about globally, nigga.

We're not a minority globally. Oh, everybody's going to be light-skinned in like 2019. In four years? What year we're at now? It's covered up. It's going to wake up and be Rob Hayes can play. Everybody. Everybody, you're going to know what color.

Everybody's going to be Steph Curry. A whole bunch of mocha color people. They're trying to ease it slowly. You see Kevin Curry. He can shoot the jumper. He can shoot the jumper. He can't. He doesn't miss.

Did you see him try to fight Gilbert the Reader. Not give him. Steph Kerr is so good at shooting the basketball that everybody who then played in the NBA up to now is embarrassed or how bad they shot the motherfucker. Right. That's how you know you did. When Mark Jackson came out and said he's fucking a game on.

Because he hit too much. Because kid, like, yeah, you go to a little league game now. He said he said unreal expectations for all the kids who play in the game. So they shoot guys a little league game. They're just catching it off the backboard and trying it again. Like, they're just trying to shoot threes now. Shout out the Steph Curry. He really had, like, it's only players like that

that come every now and then that it changed him. He's giving every race hope. He looked massacian for far away. From far away, he do. He looked white sometimes. Why can't, why can't? He's actually Drake. He's Drake.

No, no, no. I'm not going to let you do this, Roddy. Drake is the same person. My whole life is like, man, let's get the news care ball. Let's get a dude's care ball. And then finally, you know what I'm saying? We get a hero. And then you're going to say, he looks,

Hey, just let Rob hell down. You got to shut out to all the light-skinned dudes who've been looking for a hero. Y'all finally got two. You got two. You got two. Say he'd be humming elder barge songs when he'd be out there. I'll get so tired of. I didn't know it was, Rob, what are the

struggles of being a light-skinned? Man, it's tough, man. Like, like, people feel like, you know what I'm saying? It's easy. Yeah, yeah, there's a nice road paid for light-skinned females, but for us light-skinned males. Speak on it.

Speak on your trouble. You know what I'm saying? We get teased. I've been told light-skinned people are out of style my whole life. People swear I look like every light-skinned person. And then they just start laughing. They'd be like, you look like Chris Brown. Then they start laughing.

If they're younger than that, they'd be like you look like Drake. They start cracking up. If they're older than that, they'd be like you look like Bruce Lieber. I can't look like all three of them at the same time. It's impossible. It's impossible. I did not know that you were getting real life. You look good by default if you light skin, though.

That's what the myth was. That's not true. It's not true. You never got a woman solely on the color of your skin. I don't want to hear. I feel like they see me first, but that's not always the best thing. Like if I walk in the club, they might look at me first. But then when I trip, it's like, oh, he's bright as morning.

Climbing. Easy to see. You're easier to see. In the club. It's been a tough road, man. I didn't know. I thought you had it good. I don't want to hear the struggles with regular blood pressure.

and light skin What blood pressure gotta do with it It's not Stop it, man Stop it, man Stop it, man That's a fat

Life skin can get teased Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That shit is funny as hell Man That's funny I didn't know you had trouble Like Yeah, man

We think The land of milk and honey Is over there That's what we think You would be in the house If we were slayed That's what we feel like No, see

The grass is always Grin on the side Dude in 12 years of slavery was kind of, you know. Was he really light skin? He wasn't light skinned. He wasn't light skin people want you to speak on their head. I know you have,

you have issues because I have issues. I'm on the other side to speak on the man. We have a black conversation ahead of night. I'm on a dark skinned side. I've been caught every, every thing. We look like the color chart. Actually, go down the line. But, okay.

You've never been called skillet. No, but the reaction of someone who has been called. skill they take it out on me so that i walk in the room somebody's been receiving this you know like colorism now i get the reverse colorism you right you know what i'm saying they're the lucky ones these two in the middle yeah the middle the middle is really where it's that's what that's what y'all don't understand we all niggins to the police they're right that's very real i'm scared of blue lights as well straight up i'd know how to conduct myself me too i'm so venture i got my hands

I will be moving to the right. I don't have no way. I hope y'all find who y'all looking for. I'm throwing up the rock. I don't need no sudden movement. Do y'all get treated better or worse if they find you a comedian? Because I've had it where they kind of get cool.

You know what? When they ask what it is that you do it? And I say comedian, this isn't happening to me twice. The police said, I'm going to let you go because I believe you. Because nobody would say that they're a comedian. Wow. I've had a comedian's, I have a cop say, are you going to talk about this?

Do you talk about cops? I'm like, I will tonight. I don't fuck around with the police. I got pulled over on Christmas. Oh, I got Christmas there. Yeah, I was sitting at the crib, you know what I mean? And they pull you over in your house. They pull you up in the crib.

Yeah, I'm like, damn, what are the face? God damn it. Y'all nigs want to get straight to the meat. Let me just set the story up. Shit, I'm at the crib, watch the TV like. Right. I need a blunt. So I get ready to go to the store and shit.

I pull out my apartment complex. I see two cops sitting right there. So I'm just riding. I'm doing less than the speech. limit I'm just you know it's kind of raining and shit so I get pulled over crazy stop ever because I got pulled over like there was two police cars right there and I got pulled over by two police at once they usually pull you over one and then the other one come yeah but they both hit the lights at the same time and I rode the window

down he didn't even say like I need your license and shit he was like you know why I pulled you over I was a Jedi mind trick on you said you know why I pulled you I said what he said didn't you pull a gun on somebody earlier I said hell oh my mom what's He was like, yeah, you match the description of the suspect. He had on a red shirt, and he was driving a challenger just like this one, and you look just like who we're looking for. Do you mind if we search a vehicle to see if it's a gun in here? I was like, hell, no, no gun in there the gun at the crib, but go on search the gun.

It wasn't even my shit. Of course, we all have weapons. I'm sure, but I didn't have, it wasn't me. I'll pull guns on people. So, mistaken identity. Mistaking identity. But just like I said, did you find out if the dude looked like you at all? I believe it's the nigga that's

they're across the street for me but I ain't no snitch I ain't no snitch I believe it's the nigga that stay right across the street for me Is the ever a reason you were snitch though

Hell fuck yeah It's the reason I was snitch You motherfucking right I'm because I'm not in the street So I don't have to live by the coast of the streets Got it I'm not doing no time for nobody

That's why when I do break the law Guess who I break the law with Just you By my goddamn self I don't need No help. So you, I don't want to be with you when you break the law. I don't want you to be with me when I break the law.

I do my dirt all by my loan. So you snitching if what? If, if, if, if anything. If it's anything I ain't have shit to do with it. Anything. Fuck this shit. You shouldn't have told me. Do you know how many, do you know how many niggas is real in prison?

I'd rather be fake outside. Fuck you some niggas, man. I'm not in the cold of the streets like that. And all the niggas who want to hold up all this bullshit that you keep hearing these rap songs, nigger, you don't got to live like that. You don't got to be the nigger who try and drink all the lean

and then ride around and be on Pluto and shit. That ain't for you. You're a regular nigger. Them niggas don't even do that shit. Right. That's rap. As you watch First 48,

everybody eventually snips. Bro, that's what I'm saying. Yep. But you know the stupid part now that I've been noticing lately, I don't know if y'all be on world style like that. I'd be on worst stuff.

This dude's shocking. Gleazy got his chain snatched at Memphis so they show it on Instagram or something, then they put another video over like, you should have did a song, what the fuck niggas got your... I'm like, then you just snitching yourself? That's what I'm saying. That's the cold of the streets, right? So he's a rapper.

He go to a show. They snatch his chain. They can get all along on Instagram and yeah, nigger, we got your... But guess what? He called the police and report this shit. Guess what he is? A snitch. That is the stupidest shit ever. Why y'all niggas ain't helped me? Y'all, why y'all ain't helped me? A club

full of people, you'll see these niggas whoop my ass, but you'll, fuck that. I'm snitch. If y'all would have helped me, I wouldn't snitch. I wouldn't snitch if one of y'all niggas would have stopped that nigger from kicking me in the stomach, but now I got to snitch, because the nigger then stole my chain and my insurance won't even cover

the shit, I'm telling, yeah, get my motherfucking shit back. All you got to do is tag the police in the video. This is a little... Exactly. Toll on his damn self. These young What's the police? What's the police Instagram? Fuck, they got it. At the police. Oh, no.

They'd have made a joke out of it. Yeah, this DA, damn, yeah. Fuck that. I see, there's a couple of dudes. I see some dudes got caught for robbing like a CVS. And look at their Instagram, they take a picture with the money, drugs, all over the flow, blunts. Nigger. You don't have rocked the store and went and found the blunts too, would you ever snitch?

Yeah, I snitch. What would it take for you to snitch? It would just take for them to be like, you got to take your shirt off in public. I'd be like, ha. Hey guys. Sorry. Rob Hayes, would you have a snit? I was, I was a name taker in Elevation.

So yes. So yes. You put a check body there. You been a snitch. You were the guy? Yeah, I was a guy. That was the revenge time. I think as a comedian, we snitches by default.

We tell all our business. A lot of information. This, a lot of people don't know the difference between snitching. Like, if me and you rob a bank and you get called and I don't, and you tell them my with you. That snitching. That's snitching. But if a nigga come in your neighborhood and shoot your nephew on the porch while he outside playing, that ain't snitching. That ain't snitch. Man, I'm telling. You shot my nephew, nigga. I'm telling. It's a different. And I know you did it. Shit. But then the rule of the streets is you go get them yourself. Well, then guess what

somebody else's going to do? They're going to snitch on you. His mom are going to go down there. I don't know why he kept my baby like that. My baby didn't deserve that. Bitch, your son wasn't kill it. Yeah, but he was getting his life together. I see the dude on first 48 and his name was killer. I saw a video of the nigger on first 48. They was like, do you know little Mike? He was like, I don't know little Mike. I know his brother.

I shot his brother Mark. They saw that? Yeah, they do shit on themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ever tell on yourself. Don't ever tell on yourself. Ever. They're lying.

If they say that they need a confession, they lie. They're asking you shit because they don't know shit. Don't tell them shit. You say the one word that everybody is. I meant shit. Can I have a lawyer? How do y'all feel about the present state of comedy? You see how I said with us?

There was no way out of that one. There was no way out of that. Yeah. We segue right here. What does that mean, the present state of comedy? The present state of comp, like the climate of the game, man. Do you like the way you see is going? Social media, a lot of people are creating their own platform.

Yeah. Social media, Instagram, a lot of the new social networking sites. Periscope is getting real big. comedy hype type websites where you know it's fresh comedy every day they're supplying a fresh content comedy hype yeah and it's not I'm saying it's just sites like comedy hype

they have others you know so I was just saying how y'all feel about the game right now it's kind of a two-edged sword yeah it's dope to have all this independence and be your own boss and do all this stuff but then like you see a lot of bullshit like you see a lot of bullshit but you don't have to see it that's the thing about now you make a choice

to look for what you want to look for So it's kind of like all the power is in your hand as a consumer, but I don't like the fact that it's not nothing on TV for like a just an outlet. Outlet for black comedians. Like, you know, a lot of black comedians, we're trying to get on all these other platforms, but they kind of group us just because we black or whatever. But you know, it's a lot. Like, we can do any room.

A lot of us can do any room. Like white comedies too, is they come over to the hood spots or whatever, you know? Not really. Some of them do. I've seen a few of them that try it. If they do, they probably exclusively play black. Okay. Yeah, that's true.

They don't, a white comic could go his whole life and never play a black club. They wouldn't even know it was one in their town. They can go their whole career. I don't think we as African Americans have the luxury of just playing black. You know, you have to be prepared to play for anybody that's in the audience. And, but the state, I think, I think it's a great place. I think we got more control than ever, you know, in terms of creating, you know, a cat like DC Youngfly can create this noise on the internet. And that could be your platform.

I mean, it wasn't like that seven years ago. Right. So it's way different now. So I'm excited about it. And, like, I don't, I don't like curse the young guys, man. A lot of the, the way to know you're an old dude is when you don't get what the young people is doing. If you don't like nothing. That's your first day as an old nigga.

Right. Your first day is old. And I don't know what the hell that's doing out there. Come over here. None of your damn thing. But now you got out of the control. Now it's like, you're going to be what you said you're going to be? You know what I'm saying?

Like, do you really want this shit? you're going to put the work here you're going to put the work here you're going to step it up you know so that like that kind of inspired me to keep up my Instagram and keep my shit going and keep you got to get some video you know you got to have content now man people want to look at you in bulk they want to binge watch you you don't post nothing on social media 24 hours they think you did they like bro they might shut your page down man rest of peace my name what happened to him bro you know so that's why I reach out to the younger cast and be like show me how to do that stuff I can show you a little bit about stand-up that I know like a easy

comedy one of the cool dudes you know I met him is so funny man I did a skit in the car when I did a couple skits here in Marco LaVelle you know yeah I reach out man shit you you will turn oh out here complaining you know what I'm saying you right and then you know some people too good to do this certain stuff and then they want to meet us they want to meet the comedies they see in on Common View and they like they be scared because they be so you know they've been met with such resistance from the dudes right and they'd met somebody who already asshole right so every generation dude every generation hate on a generation before it You know, I mean, I remember the niggas that was ahead of me.

I mean, the niggas ain't funny. You know, they said that about my generation. And we said that about the generation. So, you know, that's, again, we just have to prepare ourselves to stay forever young. And black people got to let, we got to stop letting only one motherfucker be great at one time. At one time. You love it. Shit.

Boy. Man. Yeah. Why I got to be just one? We can't all, we can be great as a group. Yeah. Rob Hayes. I mean, I do enjoy, like, some of the newer aspects of social media and whatnot.

I do think, I don't like how, like, your personal life has to be infused with it. And I feel like, you know, back in the day, there was some anonymous stuff. There was some stuff you didn't see. You didn't see all the celebrities hanging out. You didn't see, like, all this stuff. And, like, now, like, you see everything. So it kind of sucks because it's like, you see a picture of, you know, no matter who it is from the top to the bottom.

And it's like, they, like, you know, we ain't going to have no Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories. Right. It's on TMZ, you know? Sorry. Saw that. Yeah. That's real.

That's real. That's real. I didn't think about it from that perspective. I love to go and search for all those type of backstories. And, you know what I'm saying? Oh, did you know he wore my coat on that album cover? I love shit. That'd be the best.

Did you know he ain't had no shoes on? I like shit. Yeah. Well, man, I appreciate y'all coming through, man, blessing us here on the 85. South show. I got to get on 85 north to go home. Rodney, what you got coming up? What's on the cuss?

What's on the cusp? We touring. The new tour kicks off January. I'll be in New Orleans. I've been New Orleans forever. And that's kind of my comedy, one of my early comedy spots back in the day. So go to the website, rodney Perry.com. That's where I get down. That's where everything is. And all the social media is Rodney Perry or Rodney Perry live on Instagram.

You still do your class? I do. I do. I do got a comedy workshop. It's called Never Denied Next Level. Thank you for asking me that. Because the name is so amazing. I'm like, yeah. I love this. Yeah.

Alumni, Mr. Rob Hayes. Yeah. It was awesome in the class, man. Hopefully it helped you too. And it's improv, and we are setting to start the next season in January, late January. So, yeah. Go to the website, rightypeer.com.

If you want to rock with us. Rob Hayes, what you got for us? I'm about the next season of Adam Devine's house parties. Look out for Flop House on Vice. You can find out all my dates at Rob Hayes.com. I'm on Twitter at Robert is the man. Instagram at Rob Hayes.

Snapchat, Hayes Rob. What's up, man? You already know what you, man. Carlos Miller, catch me. I got some stuff coming up, too. I skipped you? Yeah, you did. My bad.

It's cool. I don't. I jump. Check us out. It's still me at Carlos Miller. K-A-R-L-U-S-C-R-L-U-S-C-R-M. And you know, I'll be. here so I catch y'all whatever drop your shit man

I just keep on doing my college tour man I've been on my college to my own independent college yeah campus royalty tour I got you know I do two tours at once I'd be doing my college tour and I do my club dates right but I kind of I love that you do that too yeah because you gotta stay sharp you can't you can't get the stuff ready for the colleges if it don't work in the club like to me I try to work it out in the club getting ready for the college you can shave off what you need but you know I want to be able to do both because some you get wrapped up in that college

stuff you can't do a club no more you're like yeah because i came in that rusty that material be young as hell yeah man it's like damn they don't know no fanny wops songs they don't love and i got to work the opposite way i can do the clubs in my sleep but they got i was with we were talking about that me and ronan we're talking about the balance you either get them super young or you get you know what i ain't no middle ain't no middle ain't no middle but the the great thing about colleges is that you kind of grow your audience so you got your your your audience is going to love you for you got you just bought yourself 20 more years of relevance yeah that's what i've been trying to do man i'm trying to be you know

just out here because it's like and then you get to rebook the schools like people don't understand and ain't the book it's the rebook i'd be doing so many schools three fours i talked to rob by this all the time it's like i don't been to schools where i don't came there a couple years in a row then one of the kids that was on the board is up being an advisor at another school He was like, man, you came to my school. We had to have you. It's like, I didn't even know that they knew, you know what I'm saying? It kind of keeps going.

So it's like, you know, you check. I'll post my date. Yeah, when you get off stage and the college come, pull you to the side. I'm like, how soon can we get you back? Yeah, they kind of, I've been booked right after before. It's pretty cool, man. So Campers Rorty 2, look up the hashtag on Instagram, Twitter, hashtag Campes with a K. I got my dab and Ronnie T-shirts, you know what I'm saying?

Put them out. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm just trying to put it up. put it down for the fat dudes that go shopping a little bit that's what it is that's what it is shout out the comedy hype man you can go to comedy hype right now and download uh the 85 south show you can go to sound cloud subscribe on hold on i lost my whole win right there um you can go to itunes right now and subscribe to the 85 south show you can catch us on the comedy hype

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