The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - How To Freestyle With @Karlousm @Fattmandeezy @Mariotory and @Navv2rude | Ep. 120

Episode Date: March 2, 2018

Mario Tory, Navv Greene and Fatt Man Deezy stop through The 85 South Studios to talk shit and kick a few freestyles with Karlous Miller! This episode is brought to you by camsoda.com/85southshow OLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got. Today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what you got.

Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's in church. With your stacking ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagnant ad.

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And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now hey, I'm telling where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane in Pauley Vu A La Frantau I got the jokes

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and felt some different titty Hey I'm gonna win to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they round But felt some different titty Hey I like smoking weed

I like it in high I make bitches mad Like BC Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give up for a crazy man I don't like a crazy man

I don't give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some

But if it's see is great Than Carlos Really want some of that pussy girl I don't like Ashton Who the podcast? Who the podcast got a smell But I'm a fuck no

Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Who the podcast For this podcast is for my niggas

Who be up and Who got a little piece of blunt tuck up in they shirt This podcast is for my home girl's home girl With the fat ass booty in the natural baby girls Okay, you don't even get what I'm sledgeing this That's who the podcast's from I've been knowing you a long time I don't know if we're really friends

You ain't never even introduced me to your lady bro Yeah cause when I get on my feet That's gonna be You know what I'm saying like We're rolling through the city down peace tree Niggas but you niggas can't see me Tendin'wenders And the old school Lincoln

You open the doors And know that bitch stinking What is you What happened to the show, man? What show? You know you, the Meeks family Bro, we work in? Bro, you think I'm bullshit

This 85 South show Is an independent production house I come through, I get what I need Then I dip to the east Where I rest in the house I'm saying I fuck with my nigga from the cater If that man needs it at the top

I'm gonna play I was in the game, never ever on the sidelines. I do my own thing. Don't abide by the guidelines. Ain't nothing guaranteed in life, bro. But see when income tax hit and you see me come around this motherfucker?

Flexed up. Doing my shit. Big boy shit. Don't say, Nav, I remember when you had the iPhone shit. I ain't even going to question you. Because I don't even remember. Bro, when you show up playing two phones and really pull out two of them iPhone exits,

hey. Now I seen my ex the other day crazyly. I'm getting some groceries, man. I'm saying, what's up, ladies? She tried to play me. and act like she didn't even know me But then text me they're like I should have held you closely

Now I know a lot of people out there Panicking and worrying what's going to happen I tell you Well I've been to the future and I come back to tell you Pay attention, you're listening I got my ears open, boy Okay 85

855 I was 702 you're 38 38 in your knees still you work man man man I'd be running bro you be working out and shit I see you get in the shit

you do a lot of shit that I don't even want to do I don't want to have to decide to do that shit I just I don't do none of that shit I try to say man look if I can stay 38 for two more years maybe I think I I retired from that type of activities and shit I did so much shit coming up I just don't want to do shit no more

I used to run miles for nothing For nothing To practice You know why I run it Nothing Nothing That's how motherfuckers die Out there trying to get in shake

Heart attacks in 29 Man working out Don't prolong your life You better take a goddamn nap Go to sleep And eat some vegetables Hey man We're gonna eat vegetables no more

I don't know what the fuck That's why the niggas die I don't eat vegetables no more Vegetables is What's killing motherfuckers I knew that conversation Yeah, you're a young nigga, bro.

Yeah, is that why young niggas that's going to wear skinny jam? They're young. Bro, what if you tried to get in shape and then you fucked around and fucked something up? Some niggas just made to be

goddamn chubby. You feel me? I didn't say you. I'm just saying, yeah. There's some bitches made to be chubby. They're still getting fucked. God made everybody exactly. What if God made everybody

exactly how he wanted? everybody wouldn't know what a chubby bitch was bro i feel like yeah that's what i'm saying like you see it all these fine bitch you see a chubby be like you think that's the finest bitch in the world but see this the crazy part no matter how you think somebody look or how you think they built somebody fucking them some you might not never see who it is i'm talking about missing teeth and everything it don't matter bro you ever be at walmart and be like who fuck this lady and you see a kid right she got three or four of them children

man I'm telling you dog don't nothing eliminate you from getting fucked with you might not be trying to fuck

with people like say you ugly as fuck right you fucked up somebody out there like that like you look good to them

they like your ugly right you might hate they fucking and treat them like shit but guess what you'll find

another motherfucker it's a few motherfuckers out there that fuck with that shit right that's the crazy

part what was what were you on on Facebook 85 South? Man, tell them. It's crazy. Say it again? 85-self comedy show.

No matter what's wrong with you, somebody going to, somebody will fuck you. Man, old woman. You a man that's fucked up. It's some women out there who fuck you. That love your check receiving ad. Right. GamSoda.com. Where are we going?

Uh-huh. Forward slash 85 sound show. Okay. I think they get the picture. I think they get the picture. That's no need to watch the station. Go to Gamzota right now and tell them 85 shop show just sent you. Sign up for free.

Or did I forget to mention? Yeah. We like to fuck it over here I'm on there right now We got other things to do Let's go You might have to buy the pussy The first couple times

But after a while That bitch loves you Come on man You meet bitches everywhere I'm telling you It's hope out here It really ain't no excuses I was just about to say

There's no reason for nobody Say in 2018 That you cannot find somebody. But you know what's crazy? Shit. People got this shit of entitlement. Yeah, I was going to say move that, because that looked like the jawed niggas been cooking

dope in anywhere. That shit looked like, lean that back, you got to angle it. So they'll get... You know what, let me go pop this on. Boy, stop motherfucking playing with the technology. Because people need to see this, man. Let me put this Instagram on for a little bit. I really don't fuck with my Instagram followers like that.

I'm just putting it on Facebook. But I'm gonna go on Instagram. Instagram live. See what the fucking happened. I just wish somebody that sent me some pictures of their titties one time. I don't get no titty. I don't get no titty. What happened when you used to be, it used to, you used to run trains in the high school.

What happened to the trains? I don't know. What happened to those girls? What happened to those women? Titties. What happened? What happened? What happened?

It's just simple sending your teeth. This is the intro anyway. Just tithes. That's my dad. I was feeling stupid leaning up. He had them motherfucker. He didn't forgot to hook the shit up, man. Fire in that niggins.

If you were left, I would have kept leaning up and talk. Stop, bro. You didn't say nothing. We're not going to start. I thought I was good. This is how much we fuck with you. We're not going to start without you, bro. Who?

Man. It's just bouncing. The good part is, you're on the show. You just ain't on the audio. Y'all don't follow me. No, don't come on here with that bullshit. Every time you come on here, you want somebody kiss your hands and tell him how much we fuck with him, bro.

It's the Navity Five South show It's the Navity Five South Bro, niggas ain't never happened No, when you're doing your promo Why come to me like he's your mother Niggas ain't never happy, man We go all out our way for you And you always want somebody

Come on here and kiss your ass and say Now we fuck with you this much Man, get your ass out of you now When you did that promo Oh, nigger This I'm fuck Brod, bro. Mario, they're doing a commercial of autism.

And then it comes back, it just got me in the way now. What the fuck? Bro, your beef is with Joe right now, bro. It's not with me. I don't do the editing. I know, though. Joe, but... When that nigger got to that shit, about that mental shit, that was...

I added you. I said, Loz, you know, I wouldn't even in there. Loz always respond. He didn't respond. Hey, bro. Hey, now. Hey, with this shit. And I'm just saying that look...

I'm licking autistic. Bro. The mental health. All that caught you on a slow shot. I'm just sitting there while Lowe's talking like he's talking to me because they put the angle where I'm facing him. Bro, you're not beefing with me, my nigga. I didn't do you like that, bro.

I just would have liked to be worn. But it wasn't just on one episode. They weren't in the commercial back to back, dog. It would have been great one show. If they had music. 100,000 people saw that shit. If they had music playing behind it, then you would think that was subject. That was subject to suspect.

You didn't even count the 400,000 Facebook. I'm just sitting there with a head. That commercial did well. Those people wanted to advertise with us again just because we use your little goofy-ass face. They were like, bro, these people are the perfect situation. They got a little homeboy who's special?

Oh, they're for real. I ain't know you as an actor, but you put us on that time. They had that left. They had that homeless dog commercial playing, the music playing in the main. In the arms of the commercial. If you can see these, People didn't need very special.

Easy, how you seen it? I ain't seen it. Bro, the shit hilarious, man. I didn't see the shit. Nav looking real homely, special needs on that bitch. And look, this is how low start the commercial. Hey, man, mental health is a serious issue. Cut the Nalb looking stupid.

He's lying on serious. And here's going to meet looking at him. But I wasn't there when he did that. But they shoot it this way. They video shop me. This nigg is trying to say we used some old footage and photoshopped them in. Because I didn't even have that shirt on when he did that shit that day. This nigga, a whole asshole.

What's up, Steve Brown, man? We're just in here pre-shone, getting the shit ready, man. Getting it in. It's me and Mario Tori in here tonight and Nav. He tuck and Peter Shaw and that damn fat D's in this motherfucker. You understand? Yeah, we're in this bitch. We're just in here showing, you know, this is.

That's just what it is. You know, Black Magnificence at his finest. When they're going to have a Black Hood's war, like they used to do that. They used to, but they're too violent. But you know what? Maybe I take hoods out. Maybe we just start our own award. I'm just sure there's enough comics across the country.

We can start our own goddamn award. Somewhere. What? Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all.

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Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop. thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines, like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass, the company that he founded. His story is wild and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong.

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So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What video? Oh, it's on YouTube. Oh, it's on this shit. What episode was that? The last three. Damn, they shot three of them. That's a recurring commercial.

Hey, man, when you had the crib and you burning and you catching up to the 85 South Shore, you'll see that shit. Nave in there looking goofy of hell. They shot three of them. No, it's one commercial that keep running it. Man, we're going to, we will compensate you for your losses. That's what you're getting at. What I'm just saying. Don't have me looking.

Somebody get this nigga $75, man. That's all this. It ain't even no punitive damages. His pride just hurt. And that'll stop me in the nigga from talking to $75, man. You'll quit. You'll sign anything. Get a $90.

Fold it up. When you're on the 85 side show, Twitter, they're going to blow you up. So I'm like, I wouldn't even know. Now, they're weak. What they're talking about? So I'm scrolling. I'm like, what the fuck? This shit looks like origami of that bitch.

Yeah, not that bitch. You're an asshole, my name. It's his birthday, man. Bro, fuck that shit. He ain't going to start acting the old. Man, you're supposed to be having shots on your birthday. Bro, they said they need to make that nigga Tim or go fund me. Tim, Tim from the DCM.

See, I could tell what niggins. You'd be exposing yourself. You'd only watch the episodes that you're in now. Tim with the hell line. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, okay, good, good couple. I don't remember the nigga name. You was this, man.

Good recovery, my nigga. No, I'll just fuck it with you. We don't give a fuck what you do. I only go off time. Free time. Whatever. Let me tell you something. Tell her these.

Tonight you ain't get no tips. You're working for free. We're going to give the tips to my nigger town. Hey. Hey. We going to get the tips to my nigger town. Yeah. Oh, oh.

Get her tips to my nigger town. Oh. Oh. I say my nigger town. Tim, T-I-M, you ain't never seen a headline quite like him. I said, my nigger Tim go to the barbershop and there a nigger say, stop, bro, what are you doing here? You don't need to be here. You ain't need a shape up in like 10 years.

Won't you cut that shit all? But Tim was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Instead of saying, thank you for putting me in my first. commercials, this nigga, like, man, y'all act like y'all don't fuck with me. Then put the nigga in a national commercial. Everywhere this nigga goes, he's getting love, man. Everywhere I go, they're talking about 85-7. You couldn't have bought that type of fame that we,

Nick, we'd have made you ghetto fame. They don't ran up to me, man. Brut, that's one thing about the 85 South show. They're like, man, you've been all the odds. I'm like, what you mean? Once you come on this bitch. I'm like, a lot of niggins make it out of the hood. It's a rap.

All the hoods know you. It's a rap. I ain't mental health. They were like, we saw the commercial. Bro, we all got to win a half kind of a piece of war for bringing the hoods together with this show. As a matter of fact, you ain't, it's so,

it's funniggas who got a little slight mental healthiness in their ass. A little bit. A little bit. Talk about it, man. The fuck is 2018. You know, you ain't crazy. The crazy says you was crazy. We got a, do you see our president?

Bitch, we got to be crazy out living out here. I can't take no credit for that. No, it ain't mine, but it's out here. And it's got to be crazy motherfuckers As black people We don't even have to take no responsibility for that We don't We didn't

But we got to be crazy to live in it Bro, there's no black people vote for them for real I don't think it was Like 20% And they was in Birmingham But guess what Those are the type of black people Who are like I don't

I can't stand black folk Do you know Donald Trump Only coming to watch this SEC game for Alabama He ain't coming for Georgia Bro who gives a fuck He's coming for Alabama Who gives a fuck what Donald Trump is

Do you see how much those tickets are going for? They're going to shut the city of Atlanta down. You got shit and do Monday. You don't do it. Fuck them tickets, man. I'm not going to no goddamn football game or whatever it is. Donald Trump is supposed to be up there. And that's the reason I'm not going up there.

I was supposed to go up there. They called me to come up there. I told them, nope, not coming up there. I'll tell you one thing, bull. Well, tell you two things. I'll tell you one thing, boy. I'll tell you one thing. I'm going to tell you.

two things. You say you're one and I'm gonna tell you two. This some bitch is not better step foot on this good red clay of Georgia dirty. Listen here, he needs to come to Georgia because we need to bring the Jabs back over here. The Japs. They took the jobs and they sold the Jabs. Oh, you said the Japs. I said the Japs. There's no Japs in Georgia.

We need to bring the jobs back to America because that's what people need. people want to make 850 an hour I'll tell you what we've got to stimulate this economy $300 at a time if we can get Trump in this red dirt I guarantee you

he won't leave that dome listen here he won't leave that dome if Donald Trump comes down here before I can sell this bass boat it's supposed to be a good Sunday evening for some good Georgia foot

ball. My brother comes over there and he has my $278. For the boat, that's the last little bit he owes me. It's going to work out. It's going to work out. Now, I know a lot of people out there panicking and worrying what's going to

happen. I'll tell you. Well, I've been to the future and I can come back to tell you. Pay attention. You listening? I got my ears open, boy. Okay. Couple people are about to go to jail. Speak on. Real jail with black people in it.

That's how you know they're really in jail. It's not that bullshit. It's going to be a real jail. State man. With big black dudes in it who old Chelsea Port and ran stop signs, all type of fuck rip in there. But, but hear me out now. We're listening.

The couple people who about to go to jail, you never heard of them before. just going to take the blame for this shit now when now when these people go to jail that's when they're going to take all the money and get the money in cash then they're going to take the money

now I can't tell you what they're going to do with the money because if I tell you then I won't be here on the next one by a piece of land this is it's all about the money now when they find out where they're hiding the money by a piece of land is going to tell you everything you need to know now listen

I didn't mean to get all, you know, controversial conspiracy theorists. Now, I really just come up here to let you know I'm not coming up there. That's all I wanted to say. I got three tickets to the Georgia football game

that I want to sell on an offer-up. You're not going to bring your ass in a new nice stadium. Listen here, buddy. I'm selling my tickets on offer-up. I'm not coming to that damn game. How much are sending the tickets for? I can't tell you. You've got to bid on the tickets.

There are $1,700 for the nose please. Well, the opening bid, right now we're up to about $348, and I just put them up here 30 minutes ago. Where's your tickets? Where's your seats located? Well, the tickets are right there on the 33-yard line. I don't even know that, well, it's going to be right up there. You know where you sit up there, about three rows back. The 33.

Right there where the beer man comes down and turns around is right up in that area. On the corners. That's right. That's outside. Most of my tickets are corner seats so I can go to the bathroom and come back real quick. I'm respectable. Yep. Look me up on Offer Up if you want those tickets.

What's your name on Offer Up? You'll see me. I'm saying you got to have a bag. No, that's the name. You'll see me. Tag me on Offer Up. 2018, man. Put them on letting go.

If you're still out there complaining, just shut the fuck up and go to work. Put your hands on something. I say, may I tell you one thing about them color folks, love to complain. Now, look there, we got about kitchen bottoms, man, Lance Bowels, man. You got to stop this complaint. You can't call people labels. You just got to call them folks or people. That's the only thing you can call them.

You can't call them color. You can't say what color they are or who they go to bed with. All you can say is there either people or folks. That's all you can say. You can't say traps. You cannot. I don't even know who those people are. Via con.

We've never seen one of those people in real life. Mexicans. I don't even know if that's a real race of people either Spaniards Are those just black people with good hair? I don't know Sir, what about if you go down to the dome

and scalp the tickets? Listen to here, buddy, if you ever see a guy holding a little piece of cardboard that says, I need tickets, trust me, he already has them. But you can do that. That's a dope as you know. Look, we're not going to be on here

talking that shit. I need tickets and he got four of them already and set up to your head. Bro, these motherfuckers arguing telling me I ain't funny. I don't give a fuck. I did not become a hardworking, successful person to entertain 15-year-old white boys. I do not care. Oh, they feel like you being racist.

I don't give a fuck. How? I'm a black man in America. How can that possibly be racist? Racist against you? Even if I was the most racist. Where am I going to practice is that? Who said you was racist?

No, I see the comment. Who? How? I have no emphasis. Somebody just said you was racist. I don't even have the right shit to be. racist with I don't own shit that's the really shit I don't even know the most I don't even know enough powerful motherfuckers to be like hey man fuck him up I don't know no one

person first of all influence first of all if we had a chance to be racist it's on to be against one race of people who white people bro that's it the crazy part is always it's like they got whole this how white people operate even if we had a racist organization they still gonna be with the shit right they're gonna be But you didn't ever see I'm sick of those motherfuckers too man They're holding us back They're gonna be right with the shit

We ain't gonna never have shit Bro, even if they had a fucking black Power group guess who's gonna be running The day-to-day operation White people Susan? You can't have no corporation without white people Without white people running

Well the black KKK just sent in their voter registration and these They only raised $300,000 I mean wow it's gonna There's a lot of hate over there Wow. They don't give a fuck, man. And they were sponsor it and run it at the same time.

I'm telling you. Jimmy Johns was sponsored Black KKK. Man. That shit of freaking. B.E.T. are running that shit for one season. We'll probably get Blimpy. We won't get Jimmy John.

This is the thing about black people. This is the thing about black men. We got way too much other shit to really go out to be practicing any kind of racism. We wake up dodging racism. We're scared. Look, you have noticed there's a black man. You have to take a deep breath before you go outside. Like, this might be the last time I can safely be in this motherfucker.

I got the fight to come back home. Damn. That's the shit I'd be thinking about. They might be too rich for y'all then. No, that's a real shit. You know, I'm not paranoid that I am, riding to the cake. And I ain't even got dark tin of my wonder. I still let them down, cold or not.

I decided this year, I'm just going to be the nigger that they say I was anyway. I'm not about to walk on eggshell in my life. because motherfuckers already got a position. Because somebody's feeling? Yeah, fuck that. I bought the truck. Guess what I did? Put some black-ass 26s on it.

You know why? Because I know. Because I fucking want to. Because I know 26 niggas who can't. You feel me? Because I want to. That's me. That's what I like.

First of all, why are we apologizing? I'm not. I'm not. For being what the fuck we are. If we are niggers that like loud jury and loud weed and loud shit and bright shit. You know what I got. We got to do that shit. I'm doing this shit.

We got to. Because they wouldn't let our granddad to do it. First of all, we got to do it. Once you die, are you going to come back and wish you could have did it? No. So you might do this shit. What the last time you seen a nigga at the club? Like, yeah, I died.

God gave me another chance. That shit don't happen. I said Beetlejuice three times in the club, Nick is going to take when they shot. I came back. Yeah, I'm just letting it all soak in. Don't, bro. Don't because that's the type of shit that's going to make you have a head.

And stop biting your tongue for these bitches. These motherfuckers don't want to knickers. Go ham on these motherfuckers. That's the whole purpose of an 85 South show, bro. This show is for motherfuckers who go ham on bitches. What that mean? I don't know. See, this is not the time to say that type of shit.

Hard as a motherfucker. Hard as a motherfucker. But why on bitches? Everybody. Because bitches can be bitches or bitchas things. I'm asking because I want you to tell them. This show is for motherfuckers who go ham on anybody that might have the entitlement of bitches. Bitches.

But see, metaphor of it, life is a bitch. Right. Go ham on life Your car could be a bitch Your car is a bitch It's cold in the bitch You can walk in a spot And be like, I'm in this bitch

Yeah It's cold in the bitch Go ham In this bitch Matter of fact Fuck ham Go turkey In this motherfucker

But turkey don't stand for nothing Yes it do What Who that bitch too Good ass Nice ass You know Thanksgiving You slice that turkey

The back When you lift it out But I'm saying Ham stand for hard As a motherfucker Turkey don't have a euphanism Yes it do The

The Bro, I'd be a person myself when I'd be saying this shit. Yeah, I'd be trying to make up shit anyway. But we can make up something to stand for turkey right now. Man, fuck all right. You could do more with turkey, though. Than ham. Than ham.

That's true. That is true. Ham spoiled quick. Turkey nicks. Turkey wings. Turkey sandwich. You're not about to sit here and act like you can make more shit out of turkey than you can't pig. No, we said ham, not the actual pig, Carlos.

But you're going to use the whole bird. But you can make more out of turkey than you can with the pig. You crazy as hell. No. Man. Turkey guy, I mean, the pig got. The pig being wild too long. He can eat pig everything.

Yeah, everything but the damn. Everything. Oh, I mean. Nick, pork rhymes. Come on, bro. I know you saw the white man, Andrew Zimmerman, eat the eyeballs, the snout, the fucking root canal. This nigga ate the root canal. A what?

A pig. This nigga ate a zebra asshole that he cooked in a hole in the ground. Andrew Zemineman forever got my respect. Who is him? The white dude. The nigga would eat anything. The stomach. Glass. He got a glass. He'd eat every goddamn thing.

He eats. All type of shit. Him and the dude who just go around getting drunk. Anthony Burden. Yeah. Yeah. He was in a little traveling. He just told you. He got black hair. He used to. He old now. White. He just talks shit and wears a hoopie ring and drink wine with the locals.

Yeah, that's Anthony. What about the other fat boy? No. That's the name. Bam. What the beer? No, you're talking about. Gafferetti. No. Who? I think he used to be a rapper of some shit.

He used to be a rapper. Fat dude would be going around eating all kinds of shit. Oh, you're talking about... Bambuna, babbaka, bummama. Action, Bronson. There you go. Yeah, he's still active. Man, I'm fin to look up the nigga I'm talking about.

Do your motherfucker. Goooker that nigga. Hey, now it'll be the perfect time to tell these motherfuckers. Welcome back to the 8-5 South show. That was just what we like to call. Get it off your mind. Welcome back to another magnificent episode. How you feel about it, Mario Tori?

Hey, man. I'm alive. How about that? Shit, I remember when you was dead. Dead, nigga? Your phone screen crack.

Man, of course, because I'm letting motherfuckers know it's only up from here. You know what I'm saying? If I came through with my phone already fixed, I ain't progress through the year. So right now I got a crack iPhone 6-X.

Talk your shit, bro. By December come. Nick, I might have an iPhone X. They're just showing niggas. I didn't always have this shit. Progress. You can lose this shit at any good and die. I see what you doing.

Ain't nothing guaranteed. in life, bro. But see, when income tax hit and you see me come around this motherfucker? Flexed up. Doing my shit. Big boy shit. Don't say, Nav, I remember

when you had the iPhone 6th. I ain't even going to question you. I don't even remember. Bro, when you show up playing two phones and really pull out two of them iPhone exits, hey. Drop a top on them.

Like, just happened. Drop the top again. My dad had an old school cut. See what he used to tell the motherfucker. They paid for. This phone paid for, though. Wow. I don't pay sprint every month for this shit.

This shit paid for. Got the only phone on the block paid for. It's niggas out here. Cash. $19 a month for their motherfucking phone. Tell me, I want some real shit, though. When Sprint, no, your phone paid for, they'd be trying to entice you. Come on, bro, go on get something new.

Come get this new iPhone. No credit check. I give you this bitch right here, right now. I'm in the time. Nagin me, you could get another line on me. Okay, now tell me what's next. What's next on the iPhone? Now they got face recognition, no button.

Okay, nigger. What's next? Yeah, his name, Andrew Zimmerman. That's what I said. Yeah, he said it. Man versus food. Yeah. I didn't eat anything.

See how niggas don't believe you today, Google it. Right. He ate a prostitute, he ate a bald prostitute pussy one time. Oh, I've been talking about a guy for ready. That's what I said. You said that too. Brug, they won't let me be great, bro. I'm just showing niggas while I'm on the commercial.

This is why I made this. 2018, we gotta stop Googling shit and believe niggas. When niggas do shit like that, it really show you who your friends are. Like I'm just on the 85 South Show flexing. Like, I'm just yelling that man. He said, you know what? I don't believe that shit. Come on, man.

Let me go through this shit. No, I'm like, Loseby knowing his shit. Let me make sure he know his shit. You know the motherfucking right, brother. You don't even know. Niggins out here making $5 million to do podcast. We got to be more serious about this shit in 2008. Let's be serious about it.

We should at least be getting $118,000. At least. At least. Bro, as good as this shit is, as it's consistent as this shit is. Tag Remote has dope. Somebody should be, we should get at least Sponsoring.

Somebody should be throwing money. And this is what, this is going to be the cold part about us getting a half a million dollars. The type of niggas we are, they're going to swear we just sat for 20. And we're rich. We're going to make this shit look like so much more. We're going to be flashed.

They just ain't gave us the money yet. We rich. You know how much money we didn't made sitting in front of this brick wall? What if we would have put something back there? It ain't even a backdrop back that. It ain't nothing back there. When they see that brick wall, they know it's 85 South Shore. Keep thinking, bro, we got some shit.

There's some shit behind now. Guess I'm gonna go on say it because the niggins think we're playing. What's behind now? We're about the green screen that shit. Let's see what you see that shit. And guess what we're going to put on the green screen? The brick wall. Oh, on the green screen.

Niggas don't even know. That ain't regular brick. I know regular brick. That's that rich. Bro, that's that brick that the slaves did. This is original Georgia shit. This shit been up here since like 19. craft it so perfectly.

No, no, no. This that brick, when they tore down the first Clayton County County Jail, they brought it up in. Hey, Joe, we're going to do three more episodes then. We're going on green screen, my name. Green screen, bro. I want this shit to be out. First one we're doing with the green, out of space.

Fuck it. Space. Fuck this shit. We need to be on planets. Hey, this is the Picasso-style brick layer. Bro, this is what this episode is. We're just plotting and planting on that episode, bro. It's the green screen.

This is the brick. You know what I'm going to start letting up. see more of me this year my motherfucking cold-ass shoes I need somewhere with me I'm not! I'm not! Somebody dropped the hundred, though. That's somebody dropped the hundred, though.

Guess who it was under? Look, let me tell you something. The hundred dropper? That's how much, look, this wall just dropped hundreds out that motherfucker. See that? I said somebody dropped a hundredth of a hundred though. Look at there.

This is a hundred-a-wall. This is a hundred-a-wall. Now, how you love that? This is a hundred-old wall. That Craig hit Debo with you. They put this in the wall From the old Man, I'm gonna tell you something

This is their black history bricks I'll tell you something This is that podcast Drop 100 dollars No man I gotta tell It's 2018 I don't want them people to think That we still on the same shit

These new episodes Of the 85 South show These right here though Bro these podcasts that we do This episode right here Specifically It's for people who check They're motherfucking account

And see that they got their Direct Deposit Then call off work you feel me make sure you got your money first before you say anything to anybody exactly let me make sure this check is clear this podcast right here is for people who cool as fuck with their boss man you and your boss at the same club total fuck up trying to figure out how y'all gonna get the work if your boss go you got to go we got this podcast is for motherfuckers who drive two different cars but both of y'all got two different bottles of liquor bro this podcast right here is for people

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So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. That's who the podcast for. I've been knowing you a long time. I don't know if we're really friends. You ain't never even introduced me to your last. lady, bro. Yeah, because when I get on my feet, that's going to be. You know what I'm saying?

That's what I introduce. Yeah, that's what I introduce. When I get on my feet, then I introduce it. You don't make friends with the big damn when I get straight. You be like, what happened to it? Like, you know what happened to her. Bro, you ain't a real nigga if you don't keep your same chick the whole town. Oh, Lo.

Hey, man. Look at me. I'm out of God. I'm out of God. So, bro, you out here working your end. for a better bit. I'm two more TV appearances away.

She know it. That shit don't really work like that. No, it don't work like that. Yeah, I don't work like that. It do, but it don't. Yeah, I'm taking steps. This podcast is for

niggas, real niggas who know it's a bitch out here somewhere that really want to fuck with them, but they ain't DM does yet. Wow. Hey, man, 2018, we're getting closer and closer to the end of the world. Stop trying to wait on motherfuckers who you type.

I employ. you to fuck with somebody who just like you in the meantime. You ain't got to like it all the way. You know what? Opposists don't attract. You got to find somebody just like you. You do. Yes. And they're going to do the same.

When they start doing shit that you do, it's going to irritate the fuck out you. Then you're going to start to see why people quit fucking with you. Quit fucking with you in the first place. Right now. Because if I met the female version of me, I couldn't fuck with her crazy ignorant ass. Crazy ass. Eddie, just sit back picking shit. Quit touching shit.

Quit touching shit. Why are you touching shit? Why you say that? Why you say it like that? I'm, man, leave me to fuck a little. I got to find somebody just like me, smoke, drink, and don't give a fuck. Bro, I don't. If I can't find that now, I don't want nobody who don't smoke, don't drink, and do give a fuck.

We're going to bump heads all the time. Do y'all get them busy? I just, you make me feel like I could be myself. You always make me laugh. Well, what the fuck was you before you came over here? Two months later. Was you not yourself? Everything funny to you.

Everything funny to you. I don't know when you're serious. you like right I just hate the I want to see I wish I could look back into a motherfucker past relationship who you been fucking with that you couldn't be yourself with right how did you act I'm not about to let nobody make me you make me feel like myself well who the fuck did you feel like before you came over here was you somebody I be by I be by are you listening to what I'm saying people be like oh you make me feel like I could be myself well bitch was you faking when I met your country I could

How about you be yourself until we figure out if you ain't yourself? I don't, I don't get that shit, man. I don't know. Because all of them be cool in the beginning. Yeah, they do. I'm like, man, I'm going to leave this bit. Until they ain't they. She don't argue.

Then she goes back to be in herself. Bro, that shit retarded to me. Can we say retarded? No, you can't. No, I don't say that. Yeah, you can't. See, that's what's wrong with us. Mario, don't say it.

They're going to have you on the commercial. That's what's wrong with us. That's what's wrong with us. That's what's wrong with the world. We can't feel like we can't say shit no more I'm sick or not saying that's what I'm saying When we're from a lot of shit Don't even mean the same shit

Like in the hood you say man that faggot-ass nigger it ain't got shit to do With his sexual orientation He's just a faggot-ass nitty. He's just Do shit that's beneficial to him. Right he's a hateful spiteful motherfucker He don't represent the community well

Right But see they'll hear us say that him like that's gay It ain't got nothing to do with that No. But they don't give a fuck about our feelings and opinions like Dave Chappelle said. But you know what? They give a fuck about more about dogs and feelings than they do about humans. That's why I feel like it's black people, we got to buy more dogs.

We got to buy dogs, bro. That's true. The crazy part, black people treat dogs. We got to get some expensive dogs. We got to get some motherfucking shizoozeos and shit. And God damn. Golden Labrador retrieving. Teacup.

I'm telling you, man. That's the only thing that white people. people be chill around. Right. You fucking around and get pulled over and you got a fucking border collie in the car. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. You got your license on you?

I fucking love that dog. My uncle had one of those. Let me just see your registration. That's the key to white people. If you got a pit bull, they feel threatened already. They got the gun on the dog too. We need to see some papers on this dog. Where did you get this dog?

Let's call animal. They don't do princess like that. Nope. Princess, the T-court. A border collar? They can tell if you got a black dog It's a difference between black dogs You're pulled over with a doberman

Because white dogs They go to a dog parking park and put together I got a doverment Man don't you know how hard it is To even ride past regular people With a doverman Fuck y'all Y'all just inspired me to buy

A French bulldog And buy that niggas Some Raybans Hey Lose It's 2018 but What happened to the show man What show? You know you

The Meeks family Bro we work it Bro you think I'm bullshit This 85 South Show is an independent production house right now. But I'm just saying, I thought you gave my part of the way. Do you understand that the Barclays is still in post-production? We sold the idea. Barclays who?

Now the Barclays, that's my show about me and my mixed family. Okay. Explain it tomorrow. We pitched our own father. Okay, so you pissed it. Right, right, right, right. But guess who we pitched it to? Who?

Our motherfucking self, bro. We got to do it. Because the way that, like, if we trust it in the hands of somebody, else. They're going to fuck the vision up. And they're going to water it down. If we say it to them, they're going to take it and they're going to do what's expected. The way that we do in this shit, everybody got to fuck with it.

But I can't, I'm not going into the details because we're working on the details. Right. You feel them? It's a part in there for you. But you're pitching it to us. No, I'm going to pitch it. It's pitched. We believe in it. I like the way this. That nigga with the camera, guess what? The only thing we're going to change about him is we're going to

put the shit on the motherfucking tripod on the waist and then that way everybody working I like this we just haven't met the cool ass white girl with enough ass to sell the concept

because it got to be believing because the one that you would fuck with a lot we can't use a white chick that's been used because she, you know like you can't fuck a white chick who had a black boyfriend

before you she thinks she's slick these nicks's thinking right we got to break our own white bitch in we can't use a white chick who in the community we got the mold of

Right, because her whiteness is kind of what's going to sit. We really kind of need Iggy or Zelia. But she's being loved so much if we gave her to part. You can't trust her. She couldn't go where we need her to go with it. See, Mario, you're missing the part. She already got two kids. You know who I'm thinking about?

Loose coming in. Jojo. You remember Jojo? Jojo, the little single chick. She got a fat ass, too. I was looking for Blossom Home Girl, the chick who was on Meet the Parkers with Moichinem. The white chick. She got a fat ass.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. She got a fat ass. Gina some shit. Yeah. Yeah, we're looking for her. She got, she don't even have to audition. She cast it already.

Damn. Y'all know. She didn't know how to read lines. Y'all get a contact, man. Right, man. And she, she hit his podcast. She ain't got the fucking, we ain't got a hit up. You hit us up, girl.

Y'all got me in my production mode right now. Production mode. Produce it. Watch the 85 South show who got money. Come over here and fuck with us. Come on and produce. Come on and produce it. Everything we do sold out, bro.

Everything we do, we give 110%. We put the whole dick in. Come over here and fuck with us, man. Flip your money. If you're in the trap. One of the ladies that had 100% of the dick. And it's not even a lot of money. Think in drug dealer turns, bro.

The shit that you're going to fuck off, you can fuck that off right here and flip it. And then get your cut and fuck that off and do it all if you want to do. We need you to put some capital without our capital, though. We're not begging. We're just saying, though, the shit will be better if we had some comfort. Mario, all genres listen to this. I'm telling you, I meet a teacher. He a teacher in North Carolina.

He was like, man, that's the only way I can go to work. I got to listen to the 85 South Show. Bro, we had a-shot-out-out-this country. Chris in North Carolina, man. It's this girl who wake up every morning before she do anything. She turned on the 85 South Show. When she listened to all the episodes, guess what she'd do? Start the fuck over.

That's a real fan. 10 of them in every single. What's her occupation? You ain't asked? I just know she'd get up early in the morning and she got enough time to listen to a whole episode before she go do what the fuck she did. She must be getting up early. She said even if she has some shit to do when she get to where she's going, guess what's coming back on.

Guess what she's listening to on the way down? Ain't it fizzle. Bray, this show really gave me the type of self-esteem that only getting a lot of pussy could give you. That's this type of show you want in your life, man. I feel what I'm saying? Yes. That's exactly what the time Like the compliment

People are like, bro That's the only shit I watch now I don't understand What else you got going on But this is a show That has the The limited amount Of realest niggas

It's just This many real niggas left You see this? You know what? It's one more real nigga in here with us right now We got to swing D's in here Right now

And just throw him on the corner right though Come on D Because that mic right there Gonna pick up everything Let's get it If he don't come in rapping Then I don't know if it's I don't even know if it's him.

I don't even know if it's him. You want to jump off some rap shit? I don't even know if it's him. Matter of fact, hold on. Oh, if we're going to do that, if he going to come in, raping. Just lead him in there. Who back there? Hold on, who back there?

Anybody else back there? Correct. Oh, we ain't got to, wait a minute. See? Oh, so. You know what? Now what? You know what?

My motherfucking guitar player here. Your guitarist. But check this out. Now it be the perfect time for us to go take a goddamn smoke break. Let's go. come back in and set up. And let's come back in and we're leading off with Fat Deasy. Hey, everybody who checked in right now for the first,

that was just the first little intro point. I'm gonna go off, but I'm coming back. If you still fucking with it, come back and fuck with it. I bet. Don't touch it. Don't steal any day. It's the 85 South show. The Cody's podcast.

Uh-huh. The 85 South show. Cody's podcast. The 85 South show. The coldest podcast 85 Tava Tauldo

The cold Podcast The coldest podcast You ever Keeping your head Up on water I try to Making a way

When you can It's hard Easy credit ripples Easy credit ripos What it is. What they call it. Yeah. They call this shit the 85 South Show.

Yeah, this is your auntie favorite podcast. You know what I mean? Welcome back. Nah, nah, no, bro. This is a flat-ass intro, my hell. You was a fool on the hook, though. Bro, I bet I just was integrating some, you know, some funky sounds. Hey, man, don't think I wouldn't help to it.

Come on, man. It ain't about me. It's about us. You can't hear what I hear You can't say what I say Uh-oh What's the next one coming up What theme song

No Oh beach Hey J-O-I We'll just go through some beats real quick When my cameraman Come back Hey Hey hey

Oh yeah I don't know Come down Going up 85 South Turn me up a little bit Let me hear that shit Let me hear that shit

No it ain't That ain't what that's saying That ain't what that saying All she want to hear is the 85 South show That's all she want to listen to Really All she want to do

Is lay around And listen to the podcast That's right Yeah You're like that voice I hit him with it. That's right. I didn't know that was you over there. I didn't even know that was you.

Yeah. What the fuck. Man, we could have been. We could have been whatever we wanted to be, bro. But we chose this. Ain't nothing like it, man. Ain't nothing like that shit. That's right.

Hey, how you doing? Shut up, damn. Chilling. You're Bobby Kim, man. Hey. Going love. Live on the metro. Hope the bitch holding on five on the petrol.

Start a hold on tight scene, want to let go. I got two though, because I didn't want to get folks. Okay. Pull up and I told them folk I had five nine. They said when I said later not right now. Let me get the credit score. You're fucking up the beat. We don't need you with it.

We don't need your hands on the wood because it already sounded too good. Fuck I put the 85 Tell them The Colette podcast And you know that Tell them Had to hit the gram Had to show that

Allo Had the first check in Had to blow that Kalo Just a custom Had to get a whip And get fresh Went through the weed spot

Weed man blest That nigga said Usually you want the 3-5 So we're gonna ball I'm gonna get a cell But a night Spin it all at the stove I come through in some

That's cool bitch They're like Boy, you're a fool Yeah And I'm like She and you here too That right You ain't hear me

I say she and you here too Hey You got to know You got to know that This ain't nothing but the 85 South show You remember when you bought the PlayStation 1 And you got that little sample did With about 31 games on it

I'm gonna win in my phone This what this is Yeah Sample game Nah, no, fuck that shit, Jay-O-Win. You know how we get down, bro. Play me something pimping, man. Amen.

Let these four hip, what we're doing over here, man. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, whoa. Fat man. Hi. Had to hit a no for them for them for. Hit it one more time, man. The lady's just tuning in. Oh, woo.

Young people. That's what you're going to say. That's what you're at with it? You know, with all this hate going on in the world. Amen. Stay where you at. We're just trying to give people the reason to love somebody and love their selves. Come on now.

Come through. And with all this loving going on. Come on. That's soulful voice you here in the background. That's nothing other than fat man. Come on, man. And right now it's 2018. We're not coming with the same shit we came with last year.

Right. So you tune in, let your seat back, look at your girl and tell her. It's 2018, bitch. Yeah, 2018. But y'all about to make me spit some of their poetry like while they be doing. See, I can say more, but I got my main man close with. And why should I talk so much when he could tell you what's supposed to be said? Hey, I got something for them.

Hold on. All right here. Here you go right here. Let me find it. Where is that? Hey, hold on. All right, I found it. There it goes.

I said, I'm not your man. Man, I'm not your dude. It's a baby shower. Public's food. Whole family coming through. It's 20,018, too. So this is what we really need to do. Put the money up and say some, dude.

Man, you think that I'd be playing. I'd be writing down a lot of the good ideas I'd be saying. I don't want to be a cripple. I don't want to sell dope. I'm thinking about writing a book. Come on. I keep my phone on lock. Guess what a nigger was doing earlier?

What? I bought some Netflix stuff. That's right. Nica, that's on my mama. Okay. And I don't put nothing on my mom. That's right. But I'm out here doing my thing trying to come up and do get up, you know, make proud for my mom.

He's a little already. Because I know my son be watching. Come on. So I can't be fucking up too bad. He'd be going to school, talking to shit. Right, yeah. You know, shit, I got a cool dad. That's right.

I got to show him the right way. Yeah. So he don't be just like me, but like going my direction. And do the shit that I did, you know, have his own, like, protection. But it's the 85 South Show. Okay. And we ain't on here doing no flex. Okay.

And we don't really have no script, bro. Shit, we freestyling. We just be gassed up, cooling in the parking lot. I like the driving lot. I don't really park the spot. I come through, I get what I need, then I dip to the east where I rest. East. I fuck with my nigga from Decatur.

If that man, Easy at the top, I'm a player. I was in the game never ever on the sidelines. I do my own thing, don't abide by the guy. It's cold outside, but it's hot in here. That talent ain't there. It's a lot in here. Mama! My nigger loves doing like nobody doing it.

That nitty easy movie like nobody's movie. I said, Dizzy. Hold up. What the fuck. I'm about to rapping this voice and watch me fuck it up. They're going to be like, man. Man, that beat. We're so naughty, that third verse shit, man, who a little shoutty?

I ain't never heard a rap like that before. Wait a minute. Coal up. Go ahead. Go ahead. Fat man, I'm gonna grab your camera real fair while I spit through it. Let me do it like this. Hey, we in the eight high lala and it's chilly.

But I got bad bitches with me. We rolling through the city down Peachtree niggas, but you niggas can't see. No. Tenet wonders and the old school Lincoln. You open. the doors that know that bitch stink What is you smelling? That's that gas Who you thought? Got it from the north

side, bitch 85 side. Okay, now wait a minute, hey, this is still the show. Let me do it one time for 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Okay, it's Randy and Steve had to throw it in here for Christmas Eve or maybe New Year's trying to sell a bads boat.

I got this Wobble House waitress and she's giving up throat. I said, all on. What are you saying? 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. ain't never play no game and we ain't got to say no name no name no name I had a bro no name no name all I do is solutions I ain't saying no name no names 2018 we ain't even saying no name no name no name you got a no names in 2018 we ain't even saying your name Your name.

And no name. I said, bitch, 218, we ain't saying no name. No name. Why the fuck you thought we was playing 17 games? We come in this bitch, hands strong like a bull, bitch. We go under this shit. And you know what the belly's full. And our pockets got racks.

And these bitches got stacks. I love thick bitches with a ass on the back. Who fuck you thought it was Mario. That's a fact. Can I talk my shit? Can I talk my shit? Can I talk my shit? I'm riding in the bins when they're bucking with up.

You were fucking with them, but wasn't fucking with us. I know. Then we came up quick and you had went down slow. I said, I know that. You said, what's up, Fagong? I said, I'm at the crib poster, then I'm riding the whip. I'm doing my thing. I'm cutting in here.

I'm clocking my grip. I'm up in the bank. I never had a savings account. But now I stack it up computers in the larger mind. Okay, fat. I hear you saying some things, but let me walk up in this bitch and order three chicken Wayne with the dirty rice. I like her shit and make sure you pull some.

Macaroni on my plate With the cheese You know I got a couple of G's I got the money In the pocket If that's what you need You need to holler at me, bro

Because it's the 85 85, 85 Sound show The Colet Podcast El The Colet I got your girl Catchin' fillet Smoke cleft

It's the cold And we ain't saying No name No name In 2018 We ain't even say Your name? No name.

Who the podcast for this podcast is for my niggas Who be up at work Who got a little piece of blunt tuck up in they shirt This podcast is for my homegirls, home girl With the fat ass booty in the natural baby girls Okay, you don't even get what I'm sledging This for them light skin girls with them pretty ass edges And okay

And this show got the potion This for them dark skin girls who wear a lot of lotion Hey, you know what this is It's for the niggas who got money But they like smoking mid Damn, man, that shit sound crazy Shout out to all my niggas Who's single who just had babies

Shout out my nigga now He the cold is on the ground Shut out my nigga Lowe's on the stage Go ahead Shut out tomorrow, yo, he the cold is on stage Shout out the nigger these attempts living on the face See, you be doing it so hard

But I make my simple I'm doing this podcast for girls With inverted nipples I didn't want to cut you off. I had to say it if you gonna say what you said right now is the time to say it. Okay. And what I was gonna say was I'm gonna roll right quick. I'm in my mama will have to let you know that shit.

Okay. And I said that I was gonna be back already. Okay. And I'm in a hundred. I know you right shit. Okay. So I got to make it. Now I'm 20 in a minute.

Let's go. I love the interview. It'll start it for it. Okay. If any for it started. Because I'm gonna roll. But I love y'all. Let's stay right here for a minute.

I had to drop. There's it off at his mama crib. Right there, Brown House. That ain't where they live. See, I had to throw them off because we were trying to get followed. I think some niggas trying to scope was trying to get a couple dollars. I keep seeing those motherfucking headlights. The same car been following us for like three red lights.

And you know, I'm going to do the fucking test. I'm going to make three rice. I'm going to see if they're going to make good left. Okay, watch this. Y'all remember when we weren't shit, they wasn't fucking. But now these bitches are all looking at us like a ducking. Okay. But a bitch, I remember why I was eating hundreds.

Puppies. Now you're sucking my dick in the back of real buckets. Hold on, Mario. You're talking about bitches. I had action. I been had bitches since I was fucking on an air mattress. Hey. Hey, the jokes didn't bring me no more hoes. I swear I had more bitches when I worked at Dominole.

But you know what? That even ain't no joke. You know why? Because the bitches act like I wasn't fucking before I was hired. Okay. And I'm higher than a giraffe now because I got money stacked like a mattress, bitch. I'm going to try to get some room in here. You came with the fork

I brought the spoon in here Okay With the dirt I brought the broom in here Okay About that later I'm about that soon in here Yeah It easy bitch I clear not the hair in here

I mean I got a funky style In my hair in here I mean I'm breathing out my nose And out my mouth in here It's from the east side Specifically the south in here You know what's up nigga You can't put me out in here

I'm talking about I came and erased All the doubt in here I mean you same any bitch You was about your issue But I can't Came in there bit this shit and I brought tissue. I said, knees it. Damn, can I get me some?

I walked in talking shit cause I'm Godha, son. I told him, hey, you know that I'm straight. They put me two pieces of fish and spaghetti on my plate. Hey, I talk shit, I'm talking so rude. And every other verse I spit, I had to order some food. Say what I do? Been doing this since after school. I was crazy in ninth grade.

I'm still a fool. When I leave this bitch, I want you to remember me. Yeah, I'm a cold-ass nigger spent from Tennessee. Stay in Decatur Panola Road, that is, but I don't want no stinking hose that is. If you ain't watch your ass, don't bring it around. I'm a real-ass nigger rolling through A-town. I got a linkin with some heat and some AC blowing, but bitch, you better be knowing. If you ain't on, we ain't gone.

It's 2018, but I'm waiting on 19, because that's the year that we're going to have more holes in our dreams. And I think that's going to be the year we really own. a prediction, my nigga, I could be wrong. See, we could jump it off this year now if we want to. I got some movies coming out, my nigga, that's on everything. I don't have to rhyme because it's real. That's on everything.

Every time I rhyme, I speak about everything. Now I seen my ex the other day crazily. I'm getting some grocery, man. I'm saying, what's up, ladies? She tried to play me. And act like she didn't even know me. But then text me, they're like, I should have held you closer. Because my name, you're close me. The same

my name. I'm like. Men had money, but the pockets got bigger They didn't see me on a lot of episodes So they know damn well that my pocket be swore But I ain't flexing I just had to let these nigger know That I used to be broke, but I ain't broke no more I used to didn't have shit but not no more

I think somebody said that I had to say it before You said it before and we're gonna have to say lit These niggas talk more and they pray lit And I leave more and I stay lit No cussing on this verse. And I stay blessed. It ain't no cussing on this, like my mama in here. Okay.

I'm the president, my dog, like Obama in here. I said that. I'm the black one. You know I got the llama in here. And I ain't even got no tolerance for drama in here. Okay, this rhyme is for the family time. We ain't gonna say no cuss words yet one time. So they can take this little clip and put it on the internet and be like,

damn, they're so cold but they ain't said nothing yet. We ain't even gonna cuss on this verse right here. Right here cause I'm gonna sit back and drink me a cold little bill And I see your mama in the kitchen cooking at there and I'm gonna sit back and brush my little wavy little hell And I'm gonna sit back and I'm gonna say look I ain't smoking in here you know why because there's some Christians with some books in here Say one DZeezy okay okay I'm gonna say it right quick look look I'm worldwide with it you just residential okay That would that we wrote yeah presidential me and I ain't missing with no dutcher I love them swissing.

Me too. And I ain't tripping on no lady because I love them chicken. That's the same. We still ain't cussing, am I right? Okay. So we knew it all day well into the night. Okay. The fact I go in when the sun come up and when the sun goes down and when I'm counting my buck.

Now you know damn well, good in the hell well. We're trying to get this money up in the ATL, trying to stack it like we put it in a garbage bell. We don't say that ass swore. We say it's on swell. I eat the catfish from the tail. Wake up at 2.30 in the PM, check the mail to make sure that my check still coming, man. I keep rapping if don't nobody want to say nothing.

Come on, hey, come on, man. It's just like the state busts. Hold on, man, I'm talking, but they don't say nothing. I would clear my throat, but I'm going to stay. I told y'all to let me keep on kicking it because I was so cool. I had to flow like I did. Yeah, in elementary school talking about that grandma. I met this girl from Alabama, but she wanted some domestic violence.

Hold on a slam. Watch this. Hey, fat, didn't I pick you up on a panola? And then you had a big old cigarola full of dosia. And then when I picked you up, you said, spark this shit, man. And I said, man, I said, man, let's go on and hit that 20-East, man. 20-East. Like a bit dog.

Uh-huh. Y'all smoked plenty was a bit log. In the yard, I got a high fence for bid-daw. And I don't really... Hey, man, it's slowing down. Man, let me tell you all this, man. Hold on, hello, hello, slow it down, speed it up, pick it up, then drop it down.

Okay. I'm the nigga when you're in here, and when you ain't never round. Okay. I was doing me every day you were doing your part-time. I was doing mine from the hard, nigga, this is a hard time. Okay, Dixon, hey, hey, I ain't mean to cut you off the dog, and I got to tell you this.

Man, I woke up from a deep sleep. I had to take a shit. By the time I came out of the bathroom, like four cars was missed. My girl was really upset. She's like, really? doing this. I was like, damn, baby. Shit, I'm really kind of sick.

I shouldn't have ate up all that pizza and that ice cream and shit. You think that I'm playing. I might die soon. You're trying to FaceTime. Bitch, how many emergency room? You think I'm playing. It must have been something I ate.

Because last night I stayed up late and then I order the state. I had to mash potatoes with the extra cheese on the plate. That shit wasn't excellent. My nigga, it was goddamn great. I had a pizza that came around 12 hours. I had cheese on one side, pepperoni and mushrooms. I didn't fuck with the mushrooms.

They were straight. But then I took one and ate that bitch up off the plate. And then I really started tripping. No, I really started tripping. It was fish in the living room where I was living. It turned to Thanksgiving. And then I seen some pilgrims. And then I started running and playing soccer with some children.

I'm like, damn. Next thing you know, I'm on the side of a building. I'm leaning like Spider-Man be leaning. But I was chilling. And next thing you know, bro, this shit got kind of crazy. Batman swung by and had a white old lady in his arms. I got to go. I got a deal.

I got a role. Curfew the cane. And then I already went. I love y'all. Boys in the game. Everybody on the ground. That nigger loves a hip. Now going ham.

Shout to my man on the camera and the audio. Damn. Studio and visual. Okay. Close it up. We got to go. All right. Shout out to my followers.

Okay. Everybody loving it. All right. When I see you in the street, I'm gonna give about the hugging shit. Okay. All right, go on, Mario. Yeah, man, let me say one more. Hey, look, we're gonna do it like that.

I appreciate it. Fat Dizi. Fat Dizi. All right, look, I'm gonna say one more and I'm out here. You know, it's kinda hard to just retreat when you know you got real niggas behind you in the street. I'm gonna say, one more rhyme and I'm gonna get the fuck on,

but hey, the five South-Eastur, just to really show this going on I got my nigger Lose D.C. ain't here, but he raping. That nigger Chico out there getting that cheese and he ain't stepping. He keep rappers. We keep doing this over and over. Man, y'all niggas thought we

found some four leaf closer because we're lucky. Fucking shit. Southern niggers. How the fuck you're going to stop us when we're still making fix us? I can't even go no more. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

That's why it's the 85 South See, man, this shit like hit a most 2018, man. I ain't even got a rap. I'm going to let my niggas out of y'all, man. What Tupac said? Yeah.

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