The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - "I Ain't Playin!" w Bruce Bruce, Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly, & Moneybag Mafia!

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Bruce Bruce discusses his NEW Comedy Special on Netflix as well as so many comedy memories and funny moments in his career! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Ou...r Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:05:13 Real. I was just, listen, he said, if I got over here, he was yelling like a ballpark. Yeah. Ow! Yeah. Oh! That's my top audience right there. I go Marvin Gay, DeAngelo, and Al be sure.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Hey. Marvin Gay? I don't gay got the same birthday. Me and Tupac got the same birthday. I feel you. What's up? I'm just saying you. Yo, Marvigate's shit, better.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I'm worried about. I don't know. I'm a sound cool. I'm a sound cool. I'm a big, Mara Gay fan. I love sound cool. I love, I get, well, I'm big on Oldest Red and too. They don't really give it.
Starting point is 00:05:48 He did it. I'm big. I'm saying, I'm sure. I'm sure I'm fucking music for real. You know, who know, I like the other lead singing in the OJ. Not Jerry Lbert Daddy. He definitely sounds like it, uh, it a reference. I don't know his name.
Starting point is 00:06:00 I don't know his name, but he sounds just like it. Let me show you, where he show his ass that on that forever, For real? Oh, yeah. You were Crave. Can't think his name. He showed his ass. He showed his ass on that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Do you come in and out. You're somebody to make this song over. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This song is. Joe made this song. Lloyd Bank. Joe made this song.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I'll be going to listen to all that old shit. Told him, I'll be collecting them up. I got the record played, krill. I can't go. I let my shit on soul. I let my shit on soul. on soul playing. I can't go to sleep.
Starting point is 00:06:33 What the one? I let my TV on soul playing. No, I'm talking about the, I got a record player. I know, but I'm saying, I can't go to sleep. Hey, that music is different on than final, man.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Yes, sir. Yeah, do. It's clean them. It makes you feel like it's in the world. Yeah, sir, I ain't struck out yet. Yeah. There's something old in there.
Starting point is 00:06:50 You got got that. Yeah. Tell me. Tell me. I got all them old proud of us. Mm. He got a couple that only came out and came. Hey, let me hear that minute.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Who are there? Richard Price. Inside. Inside your little. Like black being, the blacksmith. Yeah, all that shit. Wizard of comedy.
Starting point is 00:07:09 You say he only got, he got a couple of them that only came out. I'm gonna do the LA's right for him. For real? Yeah, old dude. He's right. So Richard brought him a bread new rosewark. Seventy-six. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:07:22 How nick don't be one nits? Ah, man. We can't have Mike. Well, then came with no judge. Everybody just, Who was? Who was? No, no, a motherfucker on their punk.
Starting point is 00:07:30 they park at. You know, that's every old comic at LA. They'd be having a fight. You know, you're right for written. They don't be like that. They don't be the money. I met his knick. And you was over there
Starting point is 00:07:38 when they were going to go out of the end. But we just probably say he'd be in them free bank. Man, what the fuck you doing? Let me hit. Before I tuck it in for you.
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Starting point is 00:08:01 Let me see if you can get in your Godfather's soul bag right quick, man. See what he got. I just requested some manet, man. Manet Whipperton. Open up the dough. I can get up the cell. Mm-hmm. I like Tedder when he left the group.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Hey, James Brown and Joe Texx. You ever heard of that beat? You ever heard when Jane Brown was into it with Joe Tex. Mm-hmm. Got that damn club up. Who, Joe? Thane Brown. Oh, yo.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Danne Brown walked in the motherfucker with a shotgun. Jane and placed. At all. No, Joe Tech, they was into it. Well. Yeah, because, you know, he started doing the shit where he'd let somebody come put the cape on it. Oh, he told him that thing to stop that. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:08:48 There was some smoke. It was big smoke behind that. See, that's good. That's good. I'm hurt music right there. Downtown. Nighttime. Absolutely.
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Starting point is 00:09:49 Like heroin? Like heroin? Yeah. I told you all that tie off in this motherfucker, whatever. Whatever you know. He still ain't come in. No, but he ain't. He's going to come in on this song, on the neck out.
Starting point is 00:10:06 You see, on the first beginning of the song, he said he saw objects standing up talking. Mm-hmm. I heard that too. Yeah. And sell of bag, I found my way. To his faith, the children's plate. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:10:17 I finance in China, I'm respected and turkey, and I'm thinking inside. Mm-hmm. I take my headaches and make them speed a bar of baby. He said, that's what heroin will make you do. Mm-hmm. So be you Italian, Jewish, black, I'm in the real instrument, too. It's a nigga playing next. Yeah, it ain't no computerized.
Starting point is 00:10:44 No, he had to come in right then. Yeah. And don't come in on the one. James is going to make you start the whole one fuck over. Damn. But they fuck up your turn around and say, got you. You hear that shit, he said, got you. Doc him 50 dollars.
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Starting point is 00:11:08 He said you're no real musician, you can't give him one. That's the pocket, man. That's some bad shit right there, boy. What number we're at now? Two men, two four to three. I know we're at three. That's crazy. Shit over six years old.
Starting point is 00:11:36 sound good. Yeah, I'm better in all the... Yeah, hear me. Damn. That would them be riding the deuce in the quarter. Bad man, Jay. With that boat stirring wheel, you're going to turn that, well. With that living room of sofa sitting in the front seat, that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:11:49 I got one. I know. I got a six-day deuce. This is a pretty damn love seat. Oh, Jay. Park bitching that motherfucker. I told the nigg one that on stage. It comes so old.
Starting point is 00:12:04 He had a ceiling fan of that, motherfucker. They ride like that. I told him nothing to get pickup truck had screened those on that motherfucker. Don't let no flies about goddamn stuff. Yeah, sir. Oh, so he never sung? I just talked to him. You don't want to talk about, hear him talk about heroin?
Starting point is 00:12:27 Yeah. I used to love to see you work out at that day. That's all we needed to do. Maybe he used to work it out. I used to look at it. He used to be with scope up. Yes, sir. Oh, I remember that night.
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Starting point is 00:14:14 No, who he's not like that? He ain't going to bathe. They're gonna put a hand on Steve Harrod. What hell going on? Steve got too much security. You ain't gonna have him. You ain't gonna have him on Steve. Mm-mm.
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Starting point is 00:15:14 It was the main square. That's the center square. You need your shit back, man. So you wear some old little suits and shit. Niggas fresh as a guy, man. Fresh and a guy, man. You got out. About a hour.
Starting point is 00:15:23 About a hour. That they got there with the poeball. Don't keep me. With the ankles out. I'm keeping every suit, but I need every suit. Oh, yeah, I told them folks, but I ain't coming in them no regular clothes on. The OG, you know, show them how to do it.
Starting point is 00:15:36 do it. Yeah, man. They're real hood. They can't get your clothes on, man. They didn't even mix the questions up. This photo gave way $50,000. I'm like, but he's for one, man. Y'all ain't making it hot. Get that butt out, boy. What's the money? $100,000 a dollar.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Yeah, that's got my dad. I got my two. I say, hey, we need to get on the cat down. We got 20 episodes out. We got $2. They get him out. They get him out. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:03 That d'clock, man. That d' dick is stupid. came the third week. I want to ask you this, bro, what? Like, what inspired you to start this shit? Like, who was you, like, before you started fucking with comedy, who was the comedians there was Let me tell you, man. I was young man, I was young, young, man.
Starting point is 00:16:18 I was managing this restaurant. And I hired this old guy. He said he worked for the company, and he went in the Navy. And I'd be in the kitchen clowning, man, having fun. He looked at me and said, man, you've been on stage. I said, no, he said, you need to go on stage. He said, you don't need to wait. your time here.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I mean, how you know that? He said, I'm going to bring you something tomorrow. He brought me an album. It was him. He was a comedian. And he was a duet with a guy. He went by Reverend Mule. And the dude was named Dr. Arahead.
Starting point is 00:16:49 It was Reverend Mule and Dr. Aarhead. And on the front of the album cover, he was holding a tree like a baseball bat. He was dressed like Fred Flintstone. And Arah Head was at the Kettsman. The name of the album called So You Want to Know Baseball. I Google it's on Google right now. His name was Reverend me.
Starting point is 00:17:06 His real name was Willie Dismuke. He made me go on stage. And when I did it, I knew that's why I should have been in my old life. I was married, young, stupid. You know what I'm saying? Married to somebody who wasn't, didn't believe in me. That's how it be. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:17:21 She said, you'd never make it. I bust out laugh. No. I said, I see you on TV. And here I am, 36 years later. That's how long is there. Y'all been doing it 36 years. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Who are your peers? Who would you say it in your class in my class? I don't know, man, but I'll tell you who my peers was man, it helped me out a lot was Renardo Ray. Renaudaud Ray. Leonardo Ray. John Woodle Spoon.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Rodney Winfield. Oh, man, Rodney Winfield. You love motherfucker. You know, motherfucker. And nobody said motherfucker like Rodney. And Mr. Paul Mooney. Oh. So you're going.
Starting point is 00:18:02 These dudes gave. These dudes gave me the deal, man. They told me what to do it and how to do it. And Rodney, you say, they play a hanging. They play a hanging, so keep throwing it in their face. You know what I'm saying? But those dudes, they showed me how to just get it, man. I just started getting it.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I love Rodney, a little outfit. With Sailor Cap. With Sailor Cap, nigg. Right, the Winfield, my man. And it get fucked up before the show. All the time. Every time. What was some key advice that the OGs had then told you, like, that stuck with you?
Starting point is 00:18:31 Stay focused, be consistent. and do your own material. And John Woodlepool and say, you go and get there and get that paper. You know, he said, get that paper. Go get that paper. It's out there. And Ronald Ray was so knowledgeable.
Starting point is 00:18:45 When I was hosting Common View, he taught me so much. And it was simple stuff. Like, I'm going to say, when you go out there and host, he said, when you do the joke, turn your body slightly to the right and do the joke, I'm like, what is that going to do?
Starting point is 00:18:57 And every single time, it ripped. Every single time. He knew he saw it, man. Yeah. He saw it. And people don't realize that Renato Ray was a college professor before he was a comedian. So he taught school. And man, he was just cool, man.
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Starting point is 00:21:58 As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Man, do you know the fucking Burt Crasher and Tom Segura love to fuck out of you? I know it, man. You saw the joke Tom did on this special? And the thing was, see, Tom asked me about Andy Griffin. Yeah. And I had to lay there, but I know I was an Andy Griffin fan, right?
Starting point is 00:22:25 So most black people don't realize that it was black people on Andy Griffin. Where were they at? Well. Oh, it was several times. Several times. Who was on? I'm gonna tell you that. One dude had a speaking roll.
Starting point is 00:22:36 And you remember Ernest T. Bands from the mountains? Ernest Bats. The Ernest Bats. He was to break all the ones with the rocks. Right. He wanted a uniform. So he got in the line to get in the army. He didn't want to get in the army. He just wanted a uniform to impress his girl up in the mountains.
Starting point is 00:22:52 It was two brothers in the line. See, people ain't paid no attention to that. They did a movie. It was Sheriff without a gun. The movie, Hollywood came to Mayberry. and there was two black people in the background looking. Now, they went to the fair, and the dude, Opie was shooting the gun, but they had bitten the sights on the gun
Starting point is 00:23:09 where he could never hit the target. It was two black guys standing there. Now, the guy had the speaking role. OPA was the quarterback of the football team, and he wanted to take piano lessons at the same time. Well, both practice was at 4 o'clock. So Andy said it's impossible to do both. So Opie kept missing football practice.
Starting point is 00:23:27 He kept taking piano lessons. The new coach came to the school, his name was flip conrad he was a quarterback for the jet black dude and as i told me he couldn't do both of he can't play the piano and be the quarterback he said why not and he went over there and played the piano for your black history month that were black people they're on i'm saying oh and they're never heard that i ain't never heard everybody say they even see no black people let me tell you man you talk about burke court let me tell you bert i did three dates with him and it was in some cities i had never heard in my life.
Starting point is 00:24:00 He was in Gorge, Washington. I never heard that outside. You did the big amphitheater with him? 20,000. That motherfucker looked nice. 20,000. Damn. The shit is like in a fucking side of a mountain.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yeah. Where is it? Gorge. The venue in the side of a mountain? It's an outside amphitheater. Outside amphitheater. It's lit. I want to do that.
Starting point is 00:24:22 20,000. I think I know what you're talking about. And 20,000. I walked on stage. I was the only brother that. I say, am I the only black brother out here? They say, yeah. But they say, we know you, Bruce, Bruce.
Starting point is 00:24:33 And they show love. Yeah. Yeah, right, too. Now, Tom got the joke on his special about Bruce Bruce. My man. I made him on the plane. Yeah, he said, you're really anti-Refat. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I am. I met Andy Griffin before he died. No, how they were. I said, I say, I'm a fan. I just wanted to meet you. And I say, I just want to let you know. I did see some black people. on your show. He said, you saw that.
Starting point is 00:25:01 He was real cool. I met the Farns last year. I met Henry Winkler. I met him before, yeah. Henry probably close to 80 now. Yeah. Yeah, Henry Winkler, yeah. I was like, I must have really watched a lot of Happy Day because even my white people didn't know until I said it.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Oh, yeah. He'd been around for a long time, man. Yeah. I was like, man, look, I don't even be asking to take pictures, but I got to take a picture. He's got to take a picture with a legend, man. Absolutely, man. I like when I met Richard Pryorne before he passed,
Starting point is 00:25:30 and he was in a wheelchair, and Paul Moon was pushing it. And he walked, I said, Mr. Pryor just wanted to meet you. He said, you're a big motherfucker. I said, Rich, I would knock you out of the cell player. He did like that. He said, don't beat me up, don't. He just bust out of laughter.
Starting point is 00:25:47 That way he laughed. He was real cool, man. Hey, OZ. I love shit like that. He got to meet him, man, you know. A dude who showed me in picture. It was Paul Mooney Cousy. He showed me a picture of Richard Pry, Paul Mooney, Bill Cawesby, Red Fox, Sammy Davis, Jr.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And I'm like, do you know how much his pictures worth? Because it was 50 years ago. Yeah. And they were young. You can see Bill was in the back with a big cigarette, right? With the glasses on. With the glasses on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Yeah, looking like a school teacher. They kind of in a hallway or something. Yeah, he wasn't. You know, when you go in the jail, he couldn't see. You remember that? Oh, he couldn't see me. Everybody had him been a car, he had been a courtroom. Fucked him up a one day when he, man, that's not.
Starting point is 00:26:26 When he got out of jail, he looked at it there by jam, dad. Bill played him to the left, didn't he? He did. Yeah. He probably had the whole jail. He was dead at a day. Every morning he woke up with a joke. I bet he did.
Starting point is 00:26:41 He walked with a joke. Yeah, every morning he woke up with a joke. Yeah, that's another way if you don't want to join the gangs. It'd be funny. Yeah, you better be. All the gangs is the name for the other, nothing happened to OG Bill. Yeah, it's a lot. And he took care of him.
Starting point is 00:26:52 He's going to let you fuck with him. Ain't nobody been a football. And everybody's been a football. shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm sure. You better. Mm-mm. There's some jocas in jail
Starting point is 00:27:00 and not scared. They know they ain't going to well so they're getting to you. They get to you. That ain't no place. No, man. Not for OG, man. I got a partner man.
Starting point is 00:27:09 He was a guard in the prison. He said this one dude ran everything. He said, want somebody put a hit on him to guard. Say he told a dude, everything stopped. Seek. Whatever he said, that's what went. Hmm. He said, he bring him a plate
Starting point is 00:27:25 every Sunday. A white cook, he'd break him a plate every Sunday. You got to. Yes, sir? You got to. Hold on. His wife cooked, he brings the plate to the guard. That's right.
Starting point is 00:27:35 To the inmate. Yeah. Shit, they all in the middle of life. You got to bring him something to eat on the side. He said, that dude wanted no joke. He just get a word. Everything just stopped. He ain't going to bring them to my girl because I bring him to KFC, put it in the
Starting point is 00:27:45 man. I'm bringing whatever. My girl ain't cooked. My girl, tea, lemonade, lemonade, coke, bright. Hold on it. My girl, you get a little. You get some pussy if you want to. I'm trying to make sure that I got the right, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Because I was telling DC now about that, you remember that motorcycle game used to come to the club, that big tall motherfucker with all of tattoos on them. Yeah. I was telling them that's the scariest person I ever seen. Yeah. And you know, they do a little bit of everything. Right. That's why I didn't get no motorcycle.
Starting point is 00:28:20 For real. Yeah. Yeah, you can't just ride no motorcycle. You can't just ride on the motorcycle. I don't know. I got three on. You can't, no, you're talking about them. You can't, no, you're talking about them, them.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah, I got one of them too. You got a heartlet? I got one of them. Yeah, I know you got one of them. It's the tire in the head, right. I said, I don't know how to eat to do this shit, where this shit hurt like a motherfucker. I know it, I know. I don't do that.
Starting point is 00:28:41 You know what that's your head turned around. You know what that's your hand the bar is called? They're little chopper. What they got? Ape hangers. Yeah. Ape hangers. Yeah, because they got has a hat
Starting point is 00:28:54 Strong-ass-haired arms to ride like that. I got a thoroughbred stallion. You ever heard of that? You got the old-school. No, no. It's a three, it's a trite. And it's a motorcyclist like a little... You got that motherfucker with the bucket on the side.
Starting point is 00:29:11 No, I ain't the bucket on the side. You got a trisleel? No, it's called a burrow-bread stallion. Like a gold wing. And it's got a stairwell. It ain't got to happen about a stir-will. Look it up one day. A bike with a stir-wheel?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yeah, take it out. It's got a four-cylinder four-up mode on it. When they get down. Supercharge, yeah. Yeah. Mm-mm. I need the two-s. I'm just a little different, man.
Starting point is 00:29:32 You know, I'm an old-school player. Yeah. Right. Right. Oh, hey. 30-6. Yeah, though? Oh, yeah, man, my oldest son, 45.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Dang. What gives you the purpose, the reason of, like, to keep doing it and start to see it is. Man, I just love it, man. I love it. And let me tell you, so. When it's something that you love it, you enjoy doing, it ain't even work no more. You're just having fun.
Starting point is 00:29:57 It's sweatless. I can do this for the rest of my life. Because it's always going to be something stupid and something funny that you can talk about. So how do you manage, like, tour? I love it. It never stopped. I never stop.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I ain't never stopped. Yeah, he ain't never stopped. Every weekend, gone. I'm gone, man. The only time I take off now is holidays. Fourth of July, Labor Day. Christmas, shit like that. Christmas, Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:30:19 That's it, man. Halloween. Every weekend. I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm here, baby. I've always been like that.
Starting point is 00:30:26 You got to go get that money, baby. It's out there. I hit. Yeah. Yes, I escape. Yes, they work. But I'm so proud of you guys, man. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I really am. I mean, I've been watching you, man. And, you know, Steve Harvey gave y'all a lot of props. He was on the Shay Shay, and he said, she asked him, so you think it'd be another Kings are coming? He said, well, 85, South is doing it right now. He said, they're doing it right now. They're doing a great job, man.
Starting point is 00:30:52 So big off to Steve Harvey, man. You know what I'm saying? Oh man, I love you guys, man. I love you guys. I'm an old school player, though, you know. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We appreciate the foundation, like, that you all had to lay down, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Like, we kind of tell the comedian that came off of social media that you can't overjump the foundation that they don't lay down. You got to go hit them stages, hit them circuits, hit them markets. That's right. Yeah, you're funny from this viral moment, but this stand-up is live. This is the real deal. And one thing the new comedians got to understand to do social media, they need to know when they do social media,
Starting point is 00:31:31 that's fine, but have more than that what you put on social media. If you got 205 minutes, you better have 25 minutes when people come to see you. So do your homework. That five minutes is good, but you need something else. I always tell them,
Starting point is 00:31:46 you don't have to pressure yourself to be a stand-up comedian. You're already good at social media. That's right. Fax. Nigger. You gotta do just work on whatever that is. Those social media waves die down though.
Starting point is 00:31:58 No. Of course it does. What they do, what they should do is they should go book these venues. Comedy clubs, it's probably the easiest venue to get into. Invite these people that are already fucked with what you're doing. And when they get there, you need to have something for them to do. Absolutely. Fuck telling some jokes.
Starting point is 00:32:17 You really need to be on stage coordinator. All right, this is the scene. I need y'all ten over here. And y'all need to get ready. And when they do this, y'all do this. That's what they would pay with money to come see you do. Then you're gonna put it out next week. That's right.
Starting point is 00:32:31 It's gonna go up and then the people who, I can't wait for you to, wait till you come to goddamn Miami. We're gonna turn that motherfucker out. Don't tell them to do that. You know, my pen dick on stage. Don't do that. Oh, you shout a gig out of, oh, fuck. Yep.
Starting point is 00:32:45 I don't know about it. How don't be doing all that. All that man. He's sitting there been on there. No, what I'm saying. But the nigg. You need to go work on your material first. You know you can get a following.
Starting point is 00:32:56 You know you can go get a drawing. Go to something on a free club. Get the icing off your chair. You got to go ahead and learn how to hold the right, learn the tone. You make funny skit. Who the fuck told you you could tell jokes? Yeah, facts. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:11 They tie comedian in with one thing. That's on the stumbling. People laughing. You could be a comedic actor. Yeah. That don't mean you got to be a stand-up. That's what we're fair with. You can be a comedy.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Yeah. Will Ferrell's a comedian actor. Right. You know what I'm saying? But the community's got to understand. Don't run at the money, let the money run at you. See, I always had one dude. I said, man, I got a show, won't you do with me?
Starting point is 00:33:32 How much you're paying? I said, hold it, player. Hold it. You ain't been seen walking by a TV. Much less on TV. So, you know, if I said you, I got to show you, man. I'm going to make sure you get paid. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:33:49 How much you're paying? Hold it, player? Hold it, hold it. You used to saying thanks for shopping at Walmart. You don't know what the hell is going on. Damn. You know, so if I ask you, if I tell you, I got a show for you, I'm going to make sure you go get paid.
Starting point is 00:34:01 That's the deal. And show them the gang, though, show them the rope, show them how to get paid. Well, it's like, look, bro, the material. Yes, they might be coming to see you, but the material is so good that they're going to go tell somebody else that they come to see the material.
Starting point is 00:34:15 So don't just be like, funny is the key. No, you need to make sure you have an act. You need to make sure you got. something that them folk want to tell somebody to come tell somebody so they can spend their money. You got to give it back. You got product to sell. And what is that?
Starting point is 00:34:29 Jokes. You have one. You got one. I feel like the worst comedian's got one. They got one good one. They got one. And a lot of promoters. A lot of promoters have been tricked now.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They break them out there and give them all that money. They've been tricked. Some of them got two. Yeah. They got two. They got a hell of an opening.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Oh, yeah. And a damn good closing. Only person I know did a good opener was Rodney Winfield. He'll do 15 minutes and he said that was my opening. And then go straight into his jokes. He would rip it, man. Old school. You know who I've been watching last?
Starting point is 00:35:05 Who that? Lately. It's been bad. Yeah. We did a show for him free in Nashville, Tennessee. And we donated all the money. We did it for free. We donated like $300,000.
Starting point is 00:35:18 I don't know. What's up? Yeah, man. I got to. Sinbag could do, man. You know, he had got sick, and we said, hey, man, they say, we want to do a show for Sinbag. I'd say, I'm there.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Knocked it out, flew home back. Mm-hmm. That's right, too. It's only right. Yeah, that's more, man, going like that. That's right, man. Got to look out for each other. Yeah, we've got to look out for each other.
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Starting point is 00:37:27 You look at the top four number one seeds. What do you think UCLA is going to do? Break down that for me, my friend. Obviously, Yukon is the overwhelming favorite in this tournament. But I'll be honest, I think people are kind of sleeping on Texas. Experts are suggesting that UCLA is the number one challenger to Yukon and that right after that would be Texas. S&C is so deep and so thick and just about everything.
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Starting point is 00:39:07 on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lori Siegel, a longtime tech journalist. And consider my new podcast, mostly human, your bridge to the future. Anyone can now be an entrepreneur, anyone can build an app, and it's very empowering. Each week, I'll speak to the people building that future, and we're going to break down what all of this innovation actually means for you. What I come to realize is that when people think that they're dating these AI companion, they're actually dating the companies that create this.
Starting point is 00:39:38 We're experiencing one of the greatest tech accelerations in human history. And let's be honest, that can be messy. There's no playbook for what to do when an AI model hallucinates a story about you. But it's my belief that we should all benefit from this moment. Mostly Human will show you how. My goal is to give you the playbook, so you can benefit. The reason I say agency is because if we can give power back to people, then I think that's probably the best thing we can do for your mental health.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Listen to Mostly Human on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. He acts out too. He's like, oh, I am. Okay, he'll break, he'll break the Joe down and then, act it out. They will. Been doing it for a long time. I ain't never seen a nigger utilize the whole stage like J.B. Smooth, though. Jay B-B. Smooth, that, Edie Griffin.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Eddie Griffin, but if Jay Bood climbed the wall there. Man, what the man? Let me tell you, man. Let me tell you something. I had to do an audition behind his audition. We was auditioning for a movie. He'd see it and get the part. I didn't either. But I heard him outside the door. He's slamming himself against the wall. He's throwing itself all on the stove. I walked in, I was looking, if y'all expect me to do that,
Starting point is 00:40:57 they'd be in the house, player. I was looking at if I slam myself on one of these tables, I'm going to break the table. You know what I'm saying? But he didn't get the part, though. They were screaming laughing. Oh, my God. Oh, no, I walked in.
Starting point is 00:41:09 They looked at me. I said, they ain't been happening. We're going to go through these lines right here. And that's all going to happen right here, player. You know what I'm saying? And, you know, one thing about the industry and white people. They say no in a different way. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:41:24 See, I'm going to show you how to do it. You know, let's say you audition, right? And then your people call about it. They're like, it was good. Beautiful, got good hair. Like his hair and his smile. That's a no. Damn.
Starting point is 00:41:37 That's a no right there. Because they're not going to say just no. Well, you know, maybe it's something else we can put him in. Oh, yeah. We got some things coming up that we want to, that we want to incorporate him in. Yeah, they won't never say no. They just, oh, my goodness. He's gorgeous, but it's not right for this part.
Starting point is 00:41:56 You know, that's how they do. They don't even say shit most of the time. No. You don't hear bad. Oh man, I didn't did audition. Later that you was absolutely perfect and I ain't heard from ever. It's been 15 years ago. I still have them.
Starting point is 00:42:10 They'd be lying like, nothing. You were absolutely superb. I'm leaving out of this as happy. Ain't nothing happening. I was just telling my man that's hit, man. Yeah. Yeah. But that's the game. You can't be mad at that.
Starting point is 00:42:23 No, you can't. That's how they do. You just got to know how to play the game. I just did Commercett's Unleash. I did it 20 years ago. Oh, where? And I just did it a couple of weeks ago by Aaron Allen. He's super smart. Absolutely. Super smart. Like a billion.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Yes, sir. He owns the Weather Channel. The Weather Channel. Yes, sir. So, you know. And he just got a big-ed lawsuit. A hundred million. Damn. Moment.
Starting point is 00:42:50 A hundred million. That ain't shit to him. I know, but he just got some more money. He got the McDonald's lawsuit. Right now. What happened at McDonald's? He found out that the advertising companies wasn't spending no money with the urban market. Damn.
Starting point is 00:43:05 He came strong. Shit. Yeah, man. He's a genius. Yes, he is? Yeah. It's cool, motherfucker. I like doing last comedy.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Comic Sunleash, yeah. You did he do a lot of episodes of that shit. Yeah, I did. He do like five a day. Yeah. five or six a day. And just keep running them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Keep running them. And then when that shit come on, they should be on all night long. Man, what did we call again? Comic on Leaks. Comic. Where the comedians sit around and, you know, bullshit a little bit, to do. And what they do, they ask you what you like for him to ask. So they want you to do eight things.
Starting point is 00:43:40 So they might say, you might say, man, I hate when people come to my house and never leave. He said, so D.C., how about people coming to your house? And you already know what to do it. You just run with it. You just run with it. Yeah. He gives you some great setups to y'all on shit. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Yeah. I'm fine. Man, he was on Johnny Carson that 18 years old. 18. He got a picture of him on Johnny Carson. He got another picture. He was 13 writing for Jimmy Walker. JJ on good time.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Right for him. Right for his stand-up. Damn. What's his name? Byron Allen. Barring Allen. He's a bad dude now. I put his face on.
Starting point is 00:44:15 All-down, Bauer. Come holler at your butt. He might have to go hollet him. He ain't come hollering. Yeah. Well, he probably watch that. A billion. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:23 My red. Easy. Easy. Easy. He'll be in that easy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Mm-hmm. What is it? Bless your heart. Oh, yeah, I didn't see him do it before. Yeah. You don't say in him before, yeah. Yeah. Come on, Brian.
Starting point is 00:44:44 You all right. You want to do that? Yeah, he's watching. You need to do it. He's not going to do. He taping a studio in Culver City, California. For real, we gotta go to the call for it. It's not very proper.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Yeah, we go right there, we go right there. He's mama told him to bring me on there. Yeah. For real? Yeah. His mama the one is the genius. Yeah, she told him to bring me on now. Tell him, he didn't stand in there, man.
Starting point is 00:45:07 What you doing over there? You don't work here no more? I'm gonna quit. I ain't wanna kill the vibe. I'm gonna go over there, sleep. What was he? What's your sleep? What did?
Starting point is 00:45:19 That's sleep there with my people when you hit. Yeah. He can play that big heroin and didn't play nothing else. That's what I'm saying. I don't even feel like at this point. I don't even feel like you against no more. I just feel like you're a recurring character. We're family.
Starting point is 00:45:33 I told you to drop in whenever you got something going on. Man, I was so happy to come home here. I didn't know what it is. Oh, gee. And the thing is, the publicist is say, how do you think you think, would you like do an 85 South show? I can call them. What?
Starting point is 00:45:46 Absolutely. Come on, you earn your money, baby. You don't get that. You know what I know them personally. But today we're celebrating something, though, man. You just dropped a new comedy special. Yeah, we're doing it. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Netflix special. Hey, man, it's called A ain't playing. I ain't playing. I'm letting them do, I ain't playing. You got to see this from from beginning to the end. Yeah, right, too. From the beginning to the end, I had to get to him. I had, let's a new song.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I take them through that. Take them through that. Available right now on Netflix, make sure you go and check out. Bruce Bruce, new comedy special. I ain't playing. Tell somebody that knows somebody. They know somebody. They got a car.
Starting point is 00:46:29 They got a car. So what was your process? Like when you sat back and just said like, I'm going to get these folks a special. Yeah. And I hadn't did one in 15 years. Right. So I'm not going to let people wait that long anymore. I'm going to do one in 27.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I'm writing a new show now. But the thing is, I don't write. I don't sit down and write. Right. I go on stage and write. I just get up there and just. It's go with it. Two things are going to happen.
Starting point is 00:46:53 It's going to work or it's not. If it don't work, I'm going to make it work. So I'm going to go back and critique it and make it work. So that's how I do it. And on stage, it's the best writing you can ever do. You know what I'm saying? And people look at it because people love stories. They love stories.
Starting point is 00:47:11 And on the new, they knew what I'm going to do in 27. I'm doing a lot of stories and they're real. And it's working. I'm working on that. It's working on the road right now. Really good. I ain't playing. Outline wet.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Let me tell you something, man. You know I've been in so many videos. Outcast, so fresh and so clean. Yeah. Yin Yang with a little John. But did y'all know Biggie put me in a song? I think I don't remember that, but you got the verse, how I go? All right.
Starting point is 00:47:43 It's in hypnotize. Mm-hmm. Okay. You can, you find, hypnotize that player? I mean, I know you can. You know what I'm saying? But you know you're feeling pretty good in every time. And people don't believe what he said, but he said it.
Starting point is 00:48:00 I made him one time. Let me know you get it and I get you to play it to play it to play it. Let's play it, palp. And I'm going to let you know where they come in. That ain't it. That ain't right now. Yeah. Cut it up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Mighty chart player. You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? Right here. Now, who lose?
Starting point is 00:48:33 Right here. Wanna do us, screw us, who us? Me, Papa and Puff. Puff ain't doing nothing right now, though. I'm gonna tell you that right now. No, Puff ain't doing nothing. He probably doesn't doing on the street up in there. That shit ain't stopped him.
Starting point is 00:48:55 No. No. Oh, no. Puffy came in there at them. Y'all know what time. I know y'all. watch the documentary. Get it fixed. Have it ready to me.
Starting point is 00:49:13 You don't think he ever freak off some jail? You're where you need to be. I don't know. Confetti in that. He walking that nigger room confetti go out. Blowing whistles. All the shanked silicone. They don't hurt you. Wow. Damn, man. That don't hurt you.
Starting point is 00:49:36 You got prop dives in this room They roll playing in that motherfucker I just don't know what the man need man He got everything What'd you need man So bags in the man Got a shank With a dill doke
Starting point is 00:49:55 Oh my god That's right It's a dick but there's a knife When you pull it out If you don't break him off he's gonna stab That's fucked up man Don't start Don't start
Starting point is 00:50:12 That nigga That nigga is shower shark That one got to shake They don't hurt But let me ask y'all I was talking about real tip Who tried to warn us about Puffy years ago?
Starting point is 00:50:28 God, fuck. May Yeah, real? He tried to warn everybody about that. Damn. I think my first red flag was on Big Papa.
Starting point is 00:50:39 when Biggie said You got a gun up in your waist Please don't shoot up the place And that nigga Puff said Why What you mean? Why? There's women in here
Starting point is 00:50:58 That's right That's just not a good thing to do He's right He said it's in the ad liu Yeah Wow Because I see some later tonight That should be having my baby
Starting point is 00:51:14 Baby He said it He said because This bitch is in here, nigga, not why? You stupid, bro I don't know, I guess I was listening The goddamn B2K So I ain't hear that part
Starting point is 00:51:25 B2K He was introducing motherfuckers to me You know, that's what happened in the B2T award that time You remember Rick James Say I'm still Rick James, bitch Never find who you thought I was Yeah, that'll B2K
Starting point is 00:51:38 say, who is Rick James? They didn't know who he was. Oh, that was Big 2K? Who was Rick James? Who was Rick Day? I'm sitting right now. Never matter who I was. I'm still Rick James.
Starting point is 00:51:46 So you think it means Rick James to Cushed that B2K. We thought this d'I talking to a real man. Cuts him out of old Mario on there. And the thing was. Look at that cussed out little fizz. Look at that cussed out of fish. I'm Rick James, you little bitch.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Oh, God. They can talk to B2K, man. Yeah, I was there at that show that night. And Shug and Snoop got into it. Oh, damn. I was on stage. I don't know. Shit.
Starting point is 00:52:16 For at least 15 years ago. You producer all in your videos that night? Yeah. Damn, that was a wild night. Steve Harvey had to comment down. He was hosting. And Snoop walked by and with Dun 1 and Shud said, bitch-ass niggins.
Starting point is 00:52:31 And Sue said, fuck you knicker. Like that, you know, Snoop. Yeah. And it went down. It went down. Shook got up. About 25 dudes jumped down. And then when 25 dudes jumped up, 400 jumped up.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Damn. After them. They were in LA though, wouldn't it? Oh, they were down with Snoop. What they were at, though? In LA. Yeah, I know. He said, 20-nigger jumped up with 400 niggins jumped up.
Starting point is 00:52:54 What you say, come? Long Beach. That's at the BETT Award? Hell no. He said the BETT Award. Yeah, BET Award. Yeah. You're talking about the Source Award.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah, a BET Award, yeah. Yeah, BET Award. Don't know about bringing it like that. Y'all ain't got no love for the West Coast. Yeah. That was that night. That's the source award. That's the start.
Starting point is 00:53:12 That was a source award. Yeah. Okay. So which one did, uh, Dregor up there, uh, and say, um, South got something to say? That was another source award. Yeah. That was, that was in Florida. Niggas just having some pressure ride.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Yeah. Now, the source awards just been real ghetto like that. Yeah. And that's when they were doing the eight-down stunk down. No, they stopped that. That shit had to stop. I think the last thing they had. wasn't even the Source Award when Tip and Charlotte Lowe.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Yeah, it was the Salsa Award. I thought that was a late birthday bag. And then that was like another award, like some other shit. Other Salsa Award. They got to fight in at both the bitch. Sauce War was lit. It was good. It was lit.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Social Award was like, we going to. I thought that was the other shit. Nah. Hell now. It was like, because you remember, they used to hold the Sorse Award, then they had like another type of, like a subsidiary resource award type shit. I don't know. That was birthday birthday.
Starting point is 00:54:08 That's flipping T.I. That was flipping Tia. That was he talking about flipping low. Where is flip? He's still rap? In Cloverland. Yeah, he's still. He's still doing his music.
Starting point is 00:54:18 You know, Texas artists, they don't got to go nowhere to me. No, just like New York. They ain't got to go to work. They're going to represent every time. Fax. I like a little flip. For sure. You know a big little flip fan, but I ain't going to hold you.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Still it. They don't even know the Pops'amot. Really the little flip. Who? No. The Potsam. That's a little flip. the braids first going to the side.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Oh, he's about the braids. Oh, I'm talking about the music. No, man. Everything in Texas had braids. I know, but I'm saying the little flip had the one going to the side first. Yeah, that's an old suit. No, he didn't. Who had them first? Selly Sell.
Starting point is 00:54:52 I don't know Selly Sell. Why the fuck you just go in right? Because your ass went there. No, I'm like a Cooleo. He's talking about Cullio. Sellie Sell going down the night. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Yeah. Fucking tell me and I was there. Yeah, I was here. Sell and sell it. That n' sell it was right there. I don't know silly. Why the fuck that mean that it don't exist? Because you don't fucking know.
Starting point is 00:55:12 I ain't saying that I'm just saying. Yes, you did? So you're telling me so it wasn't he flipped. It was silly shit. Exactly. So he was a nigga before sell his head. He damn sure what? Oh, dirty bouts?
Starting point is 00:55:23 Probably. Fat. I got some on my feet. Ah, man, why y'all so close up? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's got your mouth. They're done. They're gone.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah. I don't even care. You said he even milk. The goddamn beard ain't got. See, I been trying to get in. You got started with me. I have. That shit been stanked a little bit.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Can't be back there too long. That's you living like that. You're getting a love in your throat. You know, I should got to go up when you back there. Well, that my brother came, man. Good. They're doing lost on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:54 You know, yeah. You ain't got shit. Talked about J-O-N. Ha-ha. Boy-faced. You're a little suspicious. I'm just telling you. Well, boy is.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Boy that? They keep cutting your damn face of hell, man. You ain't got, man, grow the whole thing, man. That is not Mar-Loo-D-Kin. Your prerogative, my name. That is not Mar-Lu-D-Kin. That's not Mar-Lu-Kin. Ain't nobody tell your story like you.
Starting point is 00:56:20 He's talking about these Mar-Lu-D-Kin. Martin King, man, they have a shit like that, man. They have beer. Now, they might be Liding-Ritchie. That just might be you. Yeah. Would you host another Comic View-Like show? Yeah, I would.
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Starting point is 00:57:02 Let's go. With IHeart Pride Canada. a Formula One race weekend in over a decade. Think about how many skills they have to develop at such a young age. What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year? He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction. And how did a 2023 event called Wagageddon change the paddock forever? That day is just seared into my memory. I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of
Starting point is 00:57:41 the questions I'm tackling on No Grip, a Formula One culture podcast that dives into the under-explored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guests and I will go deeper into the wacky mishap, scandals, and sagas, both on the track and far away from it, that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to No Grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast, flagrant, You look at the top four number one seeds. What do you think UCLA is going to do? Break down that for me, my friend. Obviously, Yukon is the overwhelming favorite in this tournament. But I be honest, I think people are kind of sleeping on Texas.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Experts are suggesting that UCLA is the number one challenger to Yukon and that right after that would be Texas. S&C is so deep and so thick and just about everything. It really is annoying. So it's UCLA, Texas, South Carolina. LSU. Only ones that could possibly upset Yukon. On Flakron and Funny, we're giving our unfiltered takes on the biggest moments the conversations everyone's having. So whether your bracket is busted or you just want the latest on the tournament, we got you. Listen to Flakron and Funny with Carrie Champion and Jamel Hill on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports.
Starting point is 00:59:08 I'm Lori Siegel, a longtime tech journalist. And consider my new podcast, mostly human, your bridge to the future. Anyone can now be an entrepreneur, anyone can build an app, and it's very empowering. Each week, I'll speak to the people building that future, and we're going to break down what all of this innovation actually means for you. What I come to realize is that when people think that they're dating these AI companion, they're actually dating the companies that create this. We're experiencing one of the greatest tech accelerations in human history, and let's be
Starting point is 00:59:39 honest, that can be messy. There's no playbook. for what to do when an AI model hallucinates a story about you. But it's my belief that we should all benefit from this moment. Mostly Human will show you how. My goal is to give you the playbook, so you can benefit. The reason I say agency is because if we can give power back to people, then I think that's probably the best thing we can do for your mental health.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Listen to Mostly Human on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I became a millionaire overnight but lost everything that actually mattered. Wait a minute, Sophia. Did you just say he lost everything? That's right. It's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, I just inherited a fortune after losing my mom, and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands up. One sibling wants me to fund their whole lifestyle.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Another vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared. And my girlfriend is already giving my money away. Hold on, Sophia. So the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door. And that's just the beginning. He makes a plan, sets up a trust, and finally thinks he has everything under control. Okay, so things work out then? Let's just say the people he trusted the most are the ones who ended up shocking him the most.
Starting point is 01:00:55 So does the money end up being worth going through all that? To find out, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I feel like this. I would love to. That's what we miss for real. Yeah, man. To put everybody together, OG, you all that. Oh, then, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That's the balance. That's what Shreedport was, for real, when we did Shreedport. Mm-hmm. That was, that was beautiful. 31.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Oh, Lord. I remember. Listen. 31, everybody had three men. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. The suicide. I enjoy hosting the coming view.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Yeah. Yeah. I did New Orleans and Miami. Mm. Which one was the best? New Orleans. Mm. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:39 I did before Katrina. Four of the days. You did the last one before Katrina. Yeah, I did way before training, yeah. I did, um... Because, you know, they did New Orleans, that was the last season that they did? I did in 01.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Okay. Best season ever. O-1? Okay, what you talked? It did really well. How many hosts did they actually have that on the company? Shit, they were rotating the mouth.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Yeah, they were rotating them out. Yeah, they were rotating, but the one that stood out. Well, you know, you had Gary Orange, you had Don D.C. Curry, you had some more. Yeah, D. Hughley first. You remember Montana Taylor? Uh-huh, Montana. Montana. Montana.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Montana. Taylor. You would want to? Mm-hmm. And then Arnaz came. Rick Smiley. What about Arneman? Smiley hosted three or four times. No, just one year?
Starting point is 01:02:26 You just did one? One year. It's like he was on now a lot. I'm telling you. Ricky Smiley. So how many of the season you had? This one. Then I went back and helped Arnaz Jay in Miami.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Arnais. I did in New Orleans to party grower. And Arnaz did Caliente in Florida, which means hot. What about Steve Brown? He never hosts comedy. He never hosted me? No, he was on it, but he never hosted. Cat Williams on it.
Starting point is 01:02:52 He was called itself cat in hat. Yeah. Mm. Everybody stepped through that thing. It was good though. It was a good platform. Hell yeah. And everybody watched it.
Starting point is 01:03:05 I mean, from your grandmother, your granddad, your aunt's, everybody watched it. Yeah. I know I watched it before I even knew it the hell y'all were talking about I just wanted to laugh. I didn't feel like I would miss him something. Every time y'all made them laugh, I was like, damn, they caught it. I'm too young, didn't even know what y'all talking about.
Starting point is 01:03:22 It was good. It was fun. I would do it again, yes. I missed that platform. Man, we gotta create another show and do it, we ain't got to call it coming, you. We got one. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:03:38 We didn't do another season. We didn't do another season. Let OG host. I do it. That'd be dope. That'd be dope. You know, we like doing something. And see, you know, one thing about hosting a show, I don't like telepropters, because
Starting point is 01:03:54 you ever look at some award shows and you could tell they read? This dude is all the way, no. Give me the bullet point. Tell me where he's from, let me do it myself. You might say, D.C. from the ATL, you know. Then I take it like that. I use it in my own words and it's looked natural. But I see them sometimes like they straight read.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Yeah, and this guy, he's coming to the stage. Oh, come on, man. You read the teleprice. Hell yeah. No, just give me a bullet part. Every time I host this show, I talk to each comedian, I say, where you're from? And, you know, I take it from now.
Starting point is 01:04:25 When they come up on the teleprud, oh, this guy coming out of that. I ain't have to look at it no more. Once I saw his name, that's it. Yeah, we put that together. Right, now. Sweet. Be good. Yeah, bring that five on their back, man.
Starting point is 01:04:40 It's in the stage. That's a lick, too. Then stay. We're gonna need the discount price. We're gonna shoot a strange budget. Okay. We'll work it out. Ain't got strange a dime, man.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Yeah, no. We might have to just shoot all your shit one day. Matter of, we'll come to you. Introduce it. He introduced a nigga that ain't even coming out. Yeah, yeah. We'll shoot you at the house. They're fucking out of forgetting.
Starting point is 01:05:06 It's still food. Now, that M. boys ain't gonna be like. You know, when I used to host 559. When I used to host 559, I was like, look it, man, this dude coming out next. You have seen him absolutely nowhere, but he's here tonight. He's here tonight doing it with us. You ain't seen that more shit.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Nothing. Not Nathania. You probably seem, man. That don't matter. You better clap like this to motherfucker you can. That's right. That's right. You dare to hype them up just to see a motherfucker they don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:38 That's exciting. Yeah. I love somebody be funny and the crowd don't know it. Yeah. You know with social media, that shit kind of never faded away. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:48 When you know a motherfucker, you got one of your partners in from out of town, but you know this crowd don't know him. Yeah. And you know they're fend of fucking muck. You're like, boy, watch this. Why this shit?
Starting point is 01:05:56 He's been a fucking muck. Well, let me ask. Who make you laugh? What comedian make you laugh? Hands down, Tony Robbins. Me too. Yeah, he's funny at him.
Starting point is 01:06:08 This nigga just, It's, like, his wittiness. He's goofy at hell. He's too old to be that damn goofy, bro. Like, why'd you like that, bro? This nigga here, I tell him all the time. It ain't even about what he's sake. This thing is the way he just do shit.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Yeah. Brague. Bag funny as hell, man. He's crazy. Tony Robbins made me laugh too, but you don't make me laugh. Tommy Davidson. Tell me. Thomas Davis made me laugh.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Tommy David to old. Oh, my God. Tell him David Allen Grill. I wish David Allen Grill did stand up. Tom and David Allen Grill, don't know, OG. David Allen Grill can. And like he- I love comedy.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Baby, smooth. That's what I said. I feel like everybody got that one. David Allen Gricker act like he's Lily White. Yeah. You know, he can play a character as a white person.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Yeah. We're live here right here in Atlanta, George. Man, he is excellent. But in the whole comedy game, my two most underrated, I feel like, is T.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Ray Sanders and Smoky Swire is, man. Smoky Swire here, yeah. Really? Absolutely. T. Ray. Smoke good. You didn't seen T. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:08 Absolutely. And you know, and I'm telling them all the time, when his shit is on, he's on. But even when it's all, that niggas still on. Yeah. He does not give a fuck. I love when he's just, when he's fighting the crowd. Mm-hmm. And that nigga got a, he got a whole fucking walk-up intro.
Starting point is 01:07:24 And then the whole weather the shit going good or bad, like the guy's how. His energy don't change, man. I go, I don't give up. He won't give up. I didn't see them win him back. Yeah. I go to rent and McGriff. For sure, for sure.
Starting point is 01:07:38 I had McGrip. Grant and McGrift. McGrift? Yeah. From St. Louis. Chiu! Did you remember Jimario? Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Jimario is just Jimario? Jamario was a assassin. Yeah, man. T.P. Huron. T.P. Huron. And Jamario, when we did an amateur night, he always wanted to go last. He didn't care who went up. He said, I want to go last.
Starting point is 01:08:00 He will rip it. For real. He will rip it, man. Did he win it? Yeah, all the time. All the time. Fuck yeah. Dirty South used to make me late?
Starting point is 01:08:11 Dirty South. I'm gonna tell you another nigga who I feel like got a flawless execution. That nigga Arnesto. Arnesto, hell yeah. Yeah. Damn. God damn. Nesto, the Key? He was funny.
Starting point is 01:08:22 The Keys. There's a lot of them out here, man. What about Rashid from Brooklyn? Oh, hell yeah. He was dope. He was like that. He was dope. He was dope.
Starting point is 01:08:31 Uncle dope. Why your shoes didn't clean? Because I don't smoke no reefer. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. She was a goat. $40. $40.
Starting point is 01:08:40 You know what I could have did for $40. Old boy who used to be, who did the show with us in Houston. OG, man. Dark skin dude. C.H. He used to be with C.H. You're talking about, Bill Beabella me? No.
Starting point is 01:08:54 Who you're telling me? He's been like, he got the joke about. Yeah. What's it name? I'm a guy. What he got to joke about? About the kangaroo. He's like, gangsters, do you be scared of kangaroos and some shit like that?
Starting point is 01:09:07 He's a older nigga, man. You know what I'm talking about? And he was like, you know, crackhead don't be worried about nothing. So, hey man, you're gonna die smoking all that cracktry show. We'll see you at the funeral. He said, you can't piss a crack in. Yeah, I forgot that thing. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 01:09:23 I was that game. Big fan of the comedy game. Damn. I forget. That's crazy. Yeah, but, man, my mom used to watch all that shit, man. All of it. That's why I said it's crazy how the universe works.
Starting point is 01:09:35 Hey, man, they come back around, bro. Yes, man. Every time Mike L.S. first moved from Indianapolis to Atlanta, I used to take him on the road with me. For real? Yeah, and I told him he needed to. He said, they want me to audition for Friday. I said, what's your way now? He went and got it. He called me two weeks. So he was on the road with you. Yeah, every week, every week. Back in the day, creative entertainment had a little tour you do. It lasts for three weeks. You start out in Richmond, then you go to Norford and Raleigh and Greenfield.
Starting point is 01:10:06 You end up in Atlanta. Last date was Memphis. And it was the, Nate Smith was the, he booked everything. And Mike, me and Mike did it about 20 times. In Augusta, everywhere. And Mike did his thing. I was proud of him. Friday.
Starting point is 01:10:22 He called me two weeks later. Guess what I'm. I said, you got the poet. He's how you know. I said, you'll be looking for somebody like you. You on your way, Day Day. Yes, sir. That thing is funny as fuck.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Live going crazy. Crazy. Like the chicken wing. He did the dude at the head lady. Baby. Yeah, baby. I think I'm going to. Did he in the final dude that hand was like that?
Starting point is 01:10:50 Right. And brought him on stage. And the dude can sing. Baby. But you know what he told him another day? He said, bro, when I go out there, I'd be freestyle. He does. He said, then once I freestyle and then I go back, I.
Starting point is 01:11:05 get it together. Yeah. I'm like, boy, that's, that's what we do in 85 South, fool. That's how you're right. I said, that's crazy.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Like, I was in the mall one time and this dude walking cool, you know, brother, think he cool, and he slipped up and almost fell. He didn't fall, but he almost fell. But he looked around and he was in about looking.
Starting point is 01:11:23 I was like this. I saw that. Damn, I thought you, what are you looking at? I saw that. I saw that. You know, people say stupid stuff like this. Man, you look.
Starting point is 01:11:35 tall on TV. I said, how big is your TV? People say stupid stuff. You're big hair? The motherfuck being giving me double X is an extra lot. You know what, man, I remember when I came down to making, remember with you guys? That was the best time. Yeah, man. It was good. It was love. Oh, man, it was love.
Starting point is 01:11:58 They enjoyed you, too. Oh, yeah, man. They couldn't believe it, though. They couldn't believe I was in there. See, that's how it be, man. And that's what everybody should do. Like, making one of my biggest market, I was on tour one time in the promoting like,
Starting point is 01:12:11 making it's not doing good. It was me, Mike, helps some more. And so I said, well, can you get, can I do radio or TV? He said, no, that's okay. So I use my source. I call it, I know about the radio station. And the TV station, I went down a week before,
Starting point is 01:12:27 promoted it, three radio stations, and two TV stations came back, sold 2,500 more tickets. Damn. He already sold 2,500. He said, oh, we're going to lose on this one. Then he said, how do you going to do? I said, I didn't do that for you.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Right. I did that for me. Right. You know what I'm saying? Because town like that, you're fucking around. You'll sell a thousand tickets. The day of the show. Sure will.
Starting point is 01:12:48 Yeah, it's a walk-up. They got to make sure that you're coming. That's all that. Let me tell you, my first encounter in Macon, this is years ago, 30, 35 years ago. Bernie Mac was in Macon. He sold 5,000 seats. And the feature can't show the dude? Say, man, can you feature for Bernie Mac?
Starting point is 01:13:05 I said I'd be there in 40 minutes. You know, it's an hour, 10 minute ride. I said I'd be there in 40 minutes. And I went and I got on stage and Bernie was looking at me. He said, who was that motherfucker? Right, right. Like that. He said, that motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:13:21 And Bernie went up and destroyed that motherfucker. He destroyed it, man. That's when he was doing. They ain't scared of you, motherfucker. I would love to see that lie. God damn. Bernie Max says his little brother said, Bernie, do pussy tastes like pumpkin pie.
Starting point is 01:13:37 He said, don't know. Y'all don't ask me no shit like that. He never had no goddamn pumpkin pie. Kicking! Bernie Mac was the man. So who did you see that with this fire, like that you laid your eyes? You don't understand.
Starting point is 01:13:50 Bernie Mac. And he'll sit back in the back of the club like this, and he'll have some glassies. They were super thick. You know what he just sit back and have his arm folding. They said, give it up with Bernie Mac. He'd get up real cool and walk up and destroy the club. I've seen him destroy the club.
Starting point is 01:14:04 I mean, people laying on the floor screaming. I love to see that shit. Bernie was playing. We in the building? I don't see that shit right there. It used to be a dude named Rory Flynn. He was from California. He moved to Africa.
Starting point is 01:14:19 He ain't married to Africa or him. He was funny. I mean, he was clever. He's very clever. Celebrate your pride with the station that says, bold, vibrant and diverse as you are. I heart pride. Kinder.
Starting point is 01:14:32 From dance anthems to pop, and hits from 2SLGBTQ plus Canadian artists. It's the soundtrack that keeps life loud and proud. Just ask your smart speaker to play IHeart Pride Canada. Stream us on your phone or listen now at iHeartRadio.ca. Come together, celebrate love. Pride. I feel it all year long.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Let's go. With IHeart Pride Canada. Why hasn't a woman formerly participated in a Formula One race weekend in over a decade? Think about how many skills they have to develop at such a young age? What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year? He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction. And how did a 2023 event called Wagageddon change the paddock forever? That day is just seared into my memory.
Starting point is 01:15:27 I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on no grip, a Formula One culture podcast that dives into the under-explored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guest and I will go deeper into the wacky mishap scandals and sagas, both on the track and far away from it, that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to no grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast, flagrant and funny. You look at the top four number one seeds.
Starting point is 01:16:06 What do you think UCLA is going to do? Break down that for me, my friend. Obviously, Yukon is the overwhelming favorite in this tournament, but I'll be honest, I think people are kind of sleeping on Texas. Experts are suggesting that UCLA is the number one challenger to Yukon and that right after that would be Texas. S&C is so deep and so thick and just about everything. It really is annoying. So it's UCLA, Texas, South Carolina, LSU, only ones that could possibly upset Yukon. On Flagrin and Funny, we're giving our unfiltered takes on the biggest moment. It's the conversations everyone's having.
Starting point is 01:16:41 So whether your bracket is busted or you just want the latest on the tournament, we got you. Listen to Flakran and Funny with Carrie Champion and Jamel Hill on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Presented by Capital One,
Starting point is 01:16:54 founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports. I became a millionaire overnight, but lost everything that actually mattered. Wait a minute, Sophia. Did you just say he lost everything? That's right. It's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast,
Starting point is 01:17:06 so we'll find out soon. This person writes, I just inherited a fortune after losing my mom, and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands out. One sibling wants me to fund their whole lifestyle. Another vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared. And my girlfriend is already giving my money away. Hold on, Sophia.
Starting point is 01:17:23 So the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door. And that's just the beginning. He makes a plan, sets up a trust, and finally thinks he has everything under control. Okay, so things work out then? Let's just say the people he trusted the most are the ones who ended up shocking him the most. So does the money end up being worth going through all that?
Starting point is 01:17:41 To find out, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lori Siegel, a longtime tech journalist. And consider my new podcast, mostly human, your bridge to the future. Anyone can now be an entrepreneur. Anyone can build an app.
Starting point is 01:17:58 And it's very empowering. Each week, I'll speak to the people building that future. And we're going to break down what all of this innovation actually means for you. What I come to realize is that when people think that they're dating these AI companion, they're actually dating the companies that create this. We're experiencing one of the greatest tech accelerations in human history. And let's be honest, that can be messy.
Starting point is 01:18:22 There's no playbook for what to do when an AI model hallucinates a story about you. But it's my belief that we should all benefit from this moment. Mostly human will show you how. My goal is to give you the playbook. so you can benefit. The reason I say agency is because if we can give power back to people, then I think that's probably the best thing we can do for your mental health. Listen to mostly human on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 01:18:49 or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. You say, man, I'm at the airport, right? Because he had a dry sense of human. You see, I'm looking at some people on the bus. They say, a rock, a rock, a rock, a rock. He said, shit, I went to get me one. You know what I'm saying? He said, I was, he said, me and my girlfriend got to fight.
Starting point is 01:19:11 She's about 5 foot 13, right? He said, if she knocked me on the floor, I looked up and said, bitch, do you know who you just knocked down? He said, I did what a man had to do. I ran in the kitchen and got a butcher night. He said, out the corner of my eye, I see her running in the other bedroom. He said, I ran in now. I said, bitch, you got a gun, don't you?
Starting point is 01:19:34 He said, saying that bitch, she's just saying that bitch, Shout herself in the back three times. He was clever, man. He was Rory Flynn. Rory Flynn. Very clever. Yeah. She shot herself in the back.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Yeah, three times. Yeah, he was good, man. I'll be watching all that old shit, man. And I've seen Paul Mooney run everybody out the club. That way. He wanted to do that. Oh, my God. He used to do that the first night he there.
Starting point is 01:19:58 Yeah, I see him run everybody out the club. The tension be so thick, man. I have, too. Up and down. Yeah. And he, especially his white people now, he would cold. That first night when he in town? Oh, they leave.
Starting point is 01:20:10 They get in the back then? Yeah, that first show. Oh, white guy. That's gonna get back, but they gonna walk out. I don't give a fuck. Right. Go, motherfucker, go, this leave, go, fuck on. He said, I don't know why Africans come on here.
Starting point is 01:20:25 I'm like, they do, they're shit. You don't do them, I'm a drive a cab. God, damn. Well, Routerey Moore was like, I like, I like, Rudy Ray Moore, he will run you out the club just with his jokes. But he had one joke that was really funny. And he said, this lady said, Rudy, if I give you some pussy, would you buy me some shoes?
Starting point is 01:20:46 Rudy said, yeah, you know, some pussy worth a good set of shoes. He said, I wore that pussy out. He said, putting on my clothes, get ready to go. She says, Rudy, what a money for my shoes. He said, I looked at it. I said, bitch, good as you fuck badfooted? We don't need no bad. Look, you're doing.
Starting point is 01:21:08 Grew the Redmore. Yeah, he looked like, uh, he looked like Jeannie Lam from South Central. He's to be fully in the jail like, I got a joke. T.P. Hurt. Oh, that's him? Yeah, T.B.R. It was like, everybody, they just follow that, follow that, follow that.
Starting point is 01:21:24 I like Michael Call you, too. Yeah. I like Michael call you, too. Yeah, Mike call you good. What, go curse. Michael caught you. That was on stuff. He said a real charity.
Starting point is 01:21:34 He gave half a real joke. Black man, white man jokes and shit like that, they can take her back to school. Yeah. Oh, my joke. He said, just because the person is dead, the joke is not dead. The man who wrote this joke died two weeks ago. That's right. He'd be outside telling the jokes on Venice Beach.
Starting point is 01:21:55 He was. Who that? Rocking Mike. Oh, yeah. Michael call you. We don't have good, we still got some good news. You still got some good next time. Still, no, man.
Starting point is 01:22:06 Still, man. Still, yeah. A lot of them. Making it happen. But that comedy shit done. It's saved lives and change lives and everything. But the social media changed the game. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:22:19 It did. I would have preferred to come up back when they came up, though. I don't think we did with radio. You do what you want to say. You mean you say what you want to say? No, I'm going to fuck. And a lot of these young cats got to understand about radio. When you do radio, you need to be funny.
Starting point is 01:22:33 You know, you know. You're not an R&B singer. Don't be getting on the radio. Hey, ladies, how y'all don't we ain't doing that? Be funny. I don't even allow them to even interview me. I just take over the radio. I just take over.
Starting point is 01:22:43 I just started saying Superstar. You know, because they don't really know what to say to you, but I know what to say to them. And they asked, Bruce, what's that man? I just got off this plane. I was stripping at this church last Saturday. And all the thing about it, the mother boy just touch it all the time. So that got them. Right.
Starting point is 01:23:04 I say once you get them, you got them, you can do whatever you want. Kick it. Kick it. Yeah, that promo games. That shit different. Yeah, man. Go to the radio. They fly for the weekend.
Starting point is 01:23:17 Yeah. I used to do radio. Go in a day before. Yeah. I got pimped a few times. When I first started, I got pimped, man. During the whole week, you know, I'm doing wins, the Thursday, the Friday, Saturday, $1,000.
Starting point is 01:23:29 You know, they was pimping me like a bottle. They didn't make your money. They did you money. The first night. And I had to... When you learned the game, what you do? I said, oh, holy, hold it. I couldn't do it no more.
Starting point is 01:23:39 I said, no. I remember I asked Joe Torrey. I said, Joe, not getting in your business, man. When you do the clubs, how much you make, man? He told me, I'm like, whoa, I'm getting pimp. You know, but I'd get down in the club now. People ask me why I do the club, because I make money. I make a dough deal.
Starting point is 01:23:57 I do five shows, 705 grand. Mm. But that's because I got white representatives. I had a brother man he was my manager he would make more money than me and I he wouldn't even catch a play he went doing nothing yeah I'm fine but you know he just gonna leave him out he won't go out a week hey how the show going maybe he's a charler good fellow hold oh oh he's a jawie what yeah man but you know I just believe in just treating people right man do the right thing that's happy
Starting point is 01:24:33 Ain't, you're last forever, but you just start taking, it ain't gonna ask me. But now, you know, they sold a stardone. No. I didn't know they sold it. They sold it. Bruce sold it? He sold it to the helium. So it's gonna be a helium?
Starting point is 01:24:51 Yeah, helium, yeah. It's still gonna be the stardome, but the helium. Yeah, he called me the night, he sold, New Year's Eve. He called. He called me and he was in tears. Why? He said, sold a club, man. And he said
Starting point is 01:25:04 The 30 years I've been working with you He said I appreciate it But he's been there 50 You can call Bruce right now And be like I want to get on that motherfucker All right You're on the board
Starting point is 01:25:17 Well you get on that motherfucker Two days from now Yeah Bruce Ayers Oh Bruce man He's cool Salute Bruce man Yeah I just hope they keep running it the same way
Starting point is 01:25:26 Yeah man They're broke and don't feel Don't I don't want to call y'all Like I want to come up there Like man You like to figure something Yeah, yeah. I like them too.
Starting point is 01:25:34 Especially when, you know, a few of them, we got them good-ass steaks in the, that Healyam and, um. They don't need to change nothing. They need to keep, feel like that. And the improv. They be having some, the ones that got the stakes. Somebody in Tulsa? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:45 Yeah. I fucks with that. Which one better the improv? I mean, both on kind of the time. Imprope is good, man. A lot of change over to the funny bowl now because they don't want to pay for that improv, yeah. License fee. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:56 Uh-oh. Wow. Well, how? Banana pudding man. Is that banana pudding man? They have a show in, I think it's April, the improv in LA called Netflix is a joke. Yeah, I'll be out there.
Starting point is 01:26:10 Yeah, we'll be part of that. Okay. Netflix festival and shit. Are you doing that again this year? We're fucking around. You're gonna fucking around. Y'all gonna get me in now some of this year. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:19 We can get nothing last year. Yeah, we'll make sure you get something. On stage. What happened? Remember they had everybody else. That wasn't last year, that was a year before. Okay. Oh.
Starting point is 01:26:28 You've grown so much. You had to do the LA special. Yeah. That was the LA special. We had to put the four for LA on. Yeah. No, we had a Kdub out there, everybody. We had everybody out there. We had some four from LA out there too. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Some folk from LA. On the show? We ain't about two people flying. Oh, okay. Yeah, we went. Yeah, we got some things coming up. We would definitely love for you to be a part of it. Let me know, baby.
Starting point is 01:26:49 You got my number. You got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. I got your dog. I'm not going to worry if you need me call. You be 50.
Starting point is 01:26:58 One phone call away. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm fine. You got time to go fish? Catching crappy and all that. Yeah, man. I will. Don't get me a bag going to go this year, man.
Starting point is 01:27:07 You know, that's all Lavelle Crawford there on there is. They do. Yeah. And really smiling. They go to cities and they go fish. I'm going to be the same. That's what I'm doing. That's what I do.
Starting point is 01:27:15 Fish and a show. A comedian fishing tournament. That'd be funny. That's funny. Yeah, yeah. Everybody should out there talking shit. That's a fucking idea. No, everybody on your own boat talking shit, but we're right there.
Starting point is 01:27:25 Everybody needs to be on the, of, uh, of, up, up, off the pier or something like that, you know. No, for real. We need to, we call Steve, man. Steve got a lake. For real. We're going to go to some, well, Prang, we got to go somewhere in the country where we can actually go to Florida. Yeah. Yeah. Got to Florida. Then let everybody get on stage and talk shit afterward. You know, when the gentleman brought me to Alaska years ago, he said, I heard you can cook.
Starting point is 01:27:51 I said, yeah, no problem. He said, we're going to have salmon in the morning. All right. Man, I'm thinking this dude going to buy salmon. He gets me up at four in the morning. Go catch it. Ain't go catch. Yes, sir. How he's fishing? And, yeah, and he said, they bite right in here.
Starting point is 01:28:05 I'm like, what? He threw the line out. Boom. Yeah. Caught one. A's up. Got down. Lay them right there.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Slav. I grilled them. Put them on the grill. Four o'clock in the morning. Yeah, we didn't cook about six. I grilled them. Egg and cheese. See, I like when you can go fishing and you see the, I'll be watching the folks on Tick-Tick.
Starting point is 01:28:24 They be fishing with the grill on the boat. Yeah. They cook it right there. On the boat. Yeah. I say, that guy's right there. Got the grill. I got the fox.
Starting point is 01:28:30 Oh, shit. I got the kiss. That's some good food right there. I'd be worried about gang war. I got a bag of fish up. I got a kidnap a fish taking to the high. He can't pull the hat this, motherfucker. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:43 If you catch too many. Yeah. If they ain't big enough, yeah, they'll lock your ass. They'll lock you up in that shit. Especially that D.C. fish. If you catch too many, we didn't want four. God damn.
Starting point is 01:28:54 We don't want a little foote. Mississippi, they make it throwing back. Yeah. Throw them back. Damn, we gotta find somebody with a little private property, man. We throw us a little comedian fishing tournament. I can't do no caffeine. Why we ain't got no comedy award show?
Starting point is 01:29:12 Boy, that'd be, because everybody had to win, though, it's going to be some evil. Yeah, he's going to be an ego shit. Man, fuck all that last shit. He's going to get that thing in trouble. He did all my shit. He doing my shit. It'd be good, though. Just to get a room for comedians, it's going to be some shit.
Starting point is 01:29:28 It's going to be up. That should be lit, though. It's going to be a whole bunch of fake head. Comedy Award. All you're going to hear. Somebody get scruncho. Somebody get scruncho. Scratch will come out that skate.
Starting point is 01:29:39 Ain't going to knock a nigga out. Knock a nigga out of Skate. I don't have 50 apartments, nigga. Scratchew at L.A. That name came on here and said, he had 50 apartments. J.C. He said, why the fuck you moving so much? That was some funny shit, boy.
Starting point is 01:29:57 That's out of the OG, man. New comedy special, I ain't playing Bruce Bruce on Netflix. Come on, now. What can they find you at? Hey, man, at my Bruce Bruce, all my social media. And if you want to talk to me, go to www. w Bruce-Brus.com. Now, I want to say this now.
Starting point is 01:30:16 You know, we got a few people that will be watching the show. They got a little bunny on them. If they want to book something. Oh, yeah. Who they got to read? Who they got to hear. Who they got to hear? They'll book you right off the website.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Yeah, everything right there. Yeah, but they got to have some money, though. Yeah. Money talking, people listen. You hear me. Start talking there. Y'all said, what? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:30:38 So you're about to go out, you're going back out. You're doing just spot days, so you got a tour. I got a little tour I'm putting together. This weekend, I'm in, in D.C. at the MGM Grand Casino sold out. Okay. Yeah, so. You're about doing a little residency out there in Vegas? I did one.
Starting point is 01:31:00 I did the Tropicalana before it closed. I did it. Trafalcano, man. Yeah, Tramaccanal. I did it, but I want to do one out there, man. I'm going to, I like to do the, uh, Belazio. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:12 I like, yeah. Tropicanao. That whole, like, 99. Oh, yeah, right? It's old. They knocked it down. They put the stadium at down. I bought a trumpet.
Starting point is 01:31:20 But it was nice, though. They get crazy, bro. You're fucking around this. Man, I was a bad show to be on the bit with David Blaine. Some David Chappleson. Man, I was out there. It's just a blessing. I was at this I was at in tropical I saw rich little now y'all might not know who rich little is
Starting point is 01:31:35 but he's 80 he's a master impressionist right oh and he was still funny wife was 40 years old oh she keeping him young yes sir that's what them girls do ain't that wrong with that yeah i seen dude now from africa man he was very unattractor but he had six wives Oh, he was scared of coal, I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's ugly, bro. They got this trade. Very out-tracked.
Starting point is 01:32:06 Very old-tracked. That's a high-king. Oh, he was a real high king. His name was King Ila, A-tu-U. Okay. He might be from one of them places where the ugly you are, the better you. Yep. The ugly you are is being the richest.
Starting point is 01:32:20 Yeah. Being ugly is the sign of good looking. Being ugly is the sign of the state. That's a good-looking. Survival. No, we ain't going to die around this, d' dick. I've been looking at you. It might be like.
Starting point is 01:32:31 Because women don't care how you look long as you got money. No, we got that pipe. Oh, man, you can be towed up for the floor like a dragon in the flame. Yes, sir. You know, he, you know, he's got the money he got. A bitch. A bad bug. And we'll have a baby buy.
Starting point is 01:32:43 You got to spend it, though. Yeah. You can't just have it. A lot of niggas don't understand it. It ain't just having money that's going to bring the women. You got to spend that shit. Yes, you do. There's plenty of niggies who got money and got no women.
Starting point is 01:32:54 They won't spend it. No. You got to spend it. I don't get a fuck. I ain't giving you fuck you. You all the hell you see it at all day
Starting point is 01:33:02 the fucking I'm gonna get this I'm getting it for free we made at 9 o'clock at night you ain't eating at 9 I sell dreams baby stick with me baby
Starting point is 01:33:10 I just fucking through silk yeah not me I won't give a you got to understand certain nigga that's all
Starting point is 01:33:18 not one bitch ate all day that should show that should tell you something this bitch's morrow Miss Stammerer what you do turn radio up
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Starting point is 01:37:59 Anything else outside of that? Yeah. Get out of here. This fucking guy. And I'm telling the good-looking guy here. Yeah, the good-looking guy. I ain't that unattract of African at that. No, you're not.
Starting point is 01:38:10 I'm telling you, he was very. Oh, my God. I'm going to go get the guy out, man. I ain't got to come. He is so ugly. I love him. The beauty is on the inside. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:27 No, night. Yeah, man. We just really sit here and talk this shit all night. Yeah, man. What kind of movies you like real quick? You like, I like action and comedy together. I like Army movies. Army.
Starting point is 01:38:42 I love. I love Army movies. I love. I like Western. I like Western. I like the World War, the old War movies and shit too. That's what I'm saying? All the Army movies be lit.
Starting point is 01:38:54 Even though I don't like war. But I like the movie. What's the best Army movie ever movie? what? Yeah, I say, I say a full metal jacket. That was good. That was good. That was good.
Starting point is 01:39:05 That was good. That was good. You want to say Ryan now. You like, man. Jorhead. I like Jorhead. Jard was good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:13 Because it showed like, no, the best military movie, the best military movie were major pain. Black Hawk. And the deaf dudes said one thing in that movie. Hey, what's the third? Three and third. Black Hawk down were good.
Starting point is 01:39:26 Black Hawk down were good too. Black how down good. If you don't stop, I'm going to put my foot in your end. In your ass. Through you're through. Nick. Gloria were good. Somebody with this is.
Starting point is 01:39:39 No, I see you. That was all right. What's that one fucking? The president went technically no. Nah. The covenant. That's a bad motherfucker too. Covenant, yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the other one with. Snife were good, too. Snife would. That's bullshit. Shooter. That was a good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:56 What's that motherfucking name? Bradley Cooper. American sniper. What about John Whit? Oh, yeah. That's a good action flip. Hey, that nigga don't speak in none of him moving, man. Who?
Starting point is 01:40:10 Keanu Reeves. He don't say shit. He'll be talking. Keanu Reed. He'll be talking. Go watch John, all the John Whitt. That nigga probably said a hundred words. Yes.
Starting point is 01:40:17 That nigga might, no. No. Take all ready. He go. He go. He's going. Okay. He took all ready.
Starting point is 01:40:24 Okay. Okay. Nick had the old dialogue was like, yeah. It took it already. You ever seen Constantine? Yeah, hell yeah. Constantine? He talked like a motherfucker now.
Starting point is 01:40:34 He do? Yeah. It's funny. I gotta see it. I gotta go see it. I got to see it. Heano Reed. He started out with Bill and Ted,
Starting point is 01:40:40 excellent invention. I'd be socked by fucking Tom. Hey, bro. You know how much money this nigga made on Castaway and didn't say shit? No. Nothing. This nigga. And one a motherfucking.
Starting point is 01:40:53 He won a awesome. Tom Hanks started out as a stand-up. I didn't know that. He started a stand-up comedian. Yep. But you know the movie I liked, man, was Django. Ango was good, too. You remember in the movie, when they caught Jamie,
Starting point is 01:41:09 they were going to take him to the wind, the mind they were going to sell him off. Take him to Candy Land. Right? No, he went to Candy Land. Oh, okay. But you remember it was when he had him upside down. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:21 And Samuel Jackson said, they've been thinking, oh, day what they're going to do? duty your head. You say, Winddigger, mine company or something they're going to send it. And when he got, when they stopped the rest, he said, hey, white boy,
Starting point is 01:41:34 y'all left $11,500 back at that house. And I said, I know they're not going to give him no gun. He said, all I need is a gun. I go with you. I say, they're not ready to give him that gun. Man, you know what I mean, shot the dude before he ain't taking out the host of his shot before.
Starting point is 01:41:49 That move would be. But that dentist was excellent. Yeah. Money that was good, too. Yeah. Money top my favorite move out of time. I go life, man. Money top.
Starting point is 01:41:59 Like, like, my favorite. Word for word, can't get right. Can't get right. Yeah, my shit is, which way is up? Every time my wife is up. Oh, you're talking about. Bill Cosby.
Starting point is 01:42:13 Richard Price. Richard Price. Richard Price. Which way is up? Yeah. But Bill Cosby did, him and Sidney Portier did that. Uptown Saturday night. Uptown Saturday.
Starting point is 01:42:19 And you know that was made in Atlanta. No. Really? For real? Yeah. Alvin Avenue. They got a part where they're Auburn Avenue by the church and they're running at them and when they run through the door It's switch scenes there in New Orleans but it's like it's the same city, but it's Atlanta
Starting point is 01:42:36 Mongolsville yeah you know um John Amos was good in that oh yeah radio a good movie too yeah radio was very good radio was good that motherfucker and Harris is a good actor too yeah he was good john amos good he said chickie chickie chick Chick-a-hick's dead. We're going to go. Oh, wait. Ain't that right, Coach, Joe. He said, Hey, that right, Coach, Joe.
Starting point is 01:43:01 We're going to put it all on 40th Street, Black. He's never, ain't that right, Coach, Joe. Hey, look at him. Take on your ball. Hey, right. Hey, that one. And he says, where my pie? Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:43:14 Where's my pie? Get that boy, he's going to crazy. He eat a hell of a pie. You're going to peach an apple. Boom. He was in character now. He was in character now. He was in crazy.
Starting point is 01:43:28 That thing was active. That thing was accurate. That thing was acting. That he did the ball like this. He said they come back with some hamburger. They're good hamburger. You want to want? He grabbed that.
Starting point is 01:43:39 He ran for the police on the me. Goet to cut. He was still like, and he had to push that button. He's like, hey! Hey! That he radio took off. I remember he had that joke on. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:43:55 But then Air Harris told a story to his daughter in the truck, because they couldn't figure out why he was messing with radio. Everybody in the city was kind of figure out, why is he happy radio? So he was in a truck with his daughter. He said, you know, back when I was young, I had a paper route. And he said, I used to throw papers right in his neighborhood. And he said, every time I go by this house, I kept hearing this noise in the basement of the house. He said, I went to the basement of the house.
Starting point is 01:44:23 little boy about the same age as me. They was keeping him down there for some reason. He said, I looked at him and he looked right at me. And he said, I never did nothing about it. And she understood what he was saying. She said, I understand what she was saying. That's why he was having radio. Because he saw a little boy that had a problem just like radio,
Starting point is 01:44:41 and he never said nothing about it. It happens a good actor, man. He's a good actor, man. He'd take you there. Yeah, but that radio. He took radio, does. Oh, radio? Hey, that record, Joe.
Starting point is 01:44:51 What's a movie y'all don't watch that you didn't like you ain't no soft-ad nigga, but you didn't came close to like this shit's sad. I fuck around, cry. The other sister? Huh? No. I'll tell what got me. The church movie was Creed.
Starting point is 01:45:05 Creed. I think it was Creed too. And so let's say he had never, he hadn't seen his son in years. And even when he won, he gave him a fist bump. He said, it's your time. And then he went and they showed him going to his son house. And so that's the long kind of scratch and straight. He was almost teared up.
Starting point is 01:45:23 Yeah. When he saw his grandson. That got you. Yeah, that got me right there. He said, you look just like his mother. One that got me. Let me see. Color purple?
Starting point is 01:45:34 Hell yeah. Hell no. Yeah, man. Man, when he came to him out of him, I was laughing like a little purple. Bubba booboo. On that. Oh, man, mama. I mean, Mom, ma'am.
Starting point is 01:45:47 I'll be laughing like a bullfuck. But Melvonmore was to go back before all the time. But why you like that movie so? But he was beating the shit out that one. I said, yeah. And that moving four days. He hit home one time. And she was,
Starting point is 01:45:59 when he was calling the girl how? Yep. In the beginning. That move with four days, though. Not saying that that being better. That moved four days. Man, hell. Hey, boy, when she found all that money up under that.
Starting point is 01:46:09 Up under the flow? She stole out of OG money from up under the floor. Come up? Yeah. No, she got them letters. Yeah, they got them letters. Yeah, they didn't. They were money.
Starting point is 01:46:17 Yeah, it was money. It was money. She didn't mention the money. He got them letter from her sister, that he was hiding. That he was hiding from a show. And she said, this is your son? He was like, bum up. That movie show you every kind of abuse, though.
Starting point is 01:46:29 That's all kind of. Yeah. But my mom was saying that he was beating on them. Concepts and what he was really doing. He was fucking. That nigga wanted the lady and left, he in the bit left. He ain't never want her. And got another bit.
Starting point is 01:46:42 That's where it started. He ain't never wanted. Uh-huh. Sure. Remember, he wanted Neddy first. I know he wanted Nettie. But then she left and got another. He said she's been spoiled, right?
Starting point is 01:46:54 Remember the lady he wanted when he married another nigga and pulled back up to the house? Yeah, he loved it like that. He loved that bitch. But silly, he was shook. Her name was a cold bitch, man. She lost her mind and then got it back at the table. Hell no.
Starting point is 01:47:08 Sugar was fucking both of them. Yeah. But did she get her mind at the lunch table? She'd been had her mind. She was just drunk that night she got, hell. He brought her home drunk at hell. Look, and she's going to get them fixed some breakfast. name morning she threw that shit back out of it.
Starting point is 01:47:22 I need a man, Albert. Good, got tired of that shit. The other purple had you, it's about well part of that. He said, I go, I go. I'll program. He said, look, Papa, he said, look, who hits in the face? He said, they don't mute, they're on mute.
Starting point is 01:47:38 No, s' up. No, suck. That's a mule. That ain't no fish print. He said, show like a fish print to me. Oh, no, the dad. How about that did? nigga and uh oh the daddy was plus i heard she got that nasty woman to see me and the
Starting point is 01:47:54 female married me he said i guess i raised you can vouch for that d'n't let that d'n't for that you can vouch for that you can vouch for that you're talking about nasty woman this how about when miss sophia went off at the table and he said he said hush up your fool sophia's back he said that's what we need some stability Oh, she was tired. We didn't memorize this bit. Hey, boy, that's a good-ha-moop. Hey, Colo, there's a few of them, though.
Starting point is 01:48:31 But so you're sitting at your own table knew you're acting like a waiter. Acting like a waiter. He told, oh, what's the name? What you don't do? Shoeb got clad. She got spunked. She got spoken. She know how to talk to people.
Starting point is 01:48:45 You ain't even fit to be shoes made. maybe somebody let you work on their railroad and clean out the caboose baby she could sweep out the caboose he'd get sugar at the big every time he was geeked up when he said that shit too, bro, appreciate it for him
Starting point is 01:49:06 I ain't got him on my wing no you ain't got shit I was going to wait oh look Miss silly you have my deepest sympathy I don't know what one
Starting point is 01:49:17 and allow her husband to lay up in the house. Let a whore come in. Plus, I heard she got that now. That's the female disease. That d'nigal was on it, boy. But I couldn't be sad for that movie. Boy, you're going to let that nap in head girl talk to you like that. That's your own tenter tape.
Starting point is 01:49:46 Hey, Papa's in the hell of that, boy. That's a hell of nothing. They're calm in hell. Hey, yo boy, maybe if you raised him, ratty, be worth some horseshit. You know what's a fucked-up movie, though? What's that? Fucking, uh, beloved. Y'all remember Beloved?
Starting point is 01:50:05 Oh, yeah. That was a fucked up movie, boy. We ain't had no cable, DVDs like in the mile. That was a fucked up movie. Piggychews. Yeah, that's when we don't go back and watch for real. I left that back. You got to watch that one.
Starting point is 01:50:18 You don't got to watch it. That shit fucked up. Yeah, beloved. Who in it? Same people. Damn. Same one song. Oprah.
Starting point is 01:50:25 Danny Glover. Yeah. Oprah, Danny Glover. Move to go off another one. Blum. Samuel Jackson. Yeah. That was a stage play.
Starting point is 01:50:32 Oprah cried like here when she said they stole her milk. Stole my milk. I got to see it now. Stole the milk right out of Oprah Titty. Yeah, bro. Because she ended up cheating up off of her own kids. Really? No, this shit don't need why that trauma time.
Starting point is 01:50:47 That shit dark, bro. It's dark. I don't need why that dark. It's dark. It got a lot of underline. things to it. I ain't trying to learn no lesson. I ain't trying to learn no list. Keep her on the inside part and save my name. Blu-in-law. He was fucking the flow-up.
Starting point is 01:51:07 Now, he was an old man trying to fuck that young girl. He put a lot of that burning bush pussy hair or something. He couldn't turn it down. He couldn't turn it down. I can't believe. I couldn't turn it down. Who couldn't turn that down? That motherfucker were right. I can't do it.
Starting point is 01:51:24 That was a little slow time. He was about sitting the one. You didn't have to say all this. Man, let me get the fuck out of them, man. 8.5-7. Bruce Co. See what that now. I ain't playing a new comic special on Netflix.
Starting point is 01:51:37 Make sure y'all check that out. We got you some heads player. We got you some. I'm going to bring y'all something, man. Let me get your phone. That's when I found a love with us. Smolette, what's her name? Come on, let's do it, player.
Starting point is 01:51:53 You see her, she ain't aged, bro. Who that? What's her name? Journey. Journey. Journey, Smolett. Thank you, man. Miss Smolet got a whole bunch of you, baby.
Starting point is 01:52:04 Love, man. Appreciate your big brother. No, ain't nothing but love. Thank you for having me, man. Yeah, yeah. Anytime. You did bad. Thank you for this.
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