The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - If You Like This Podcast, You're Gonna Love This Podcast | Ep. 65

Episode Date: January 20, 2017

After a night headlining Uptown Comedy Club, Houston comedians Billy Sorrells and Ali Siddiq join the 85 South Show to clown with Karlous & Clayton. From comedy talk to new policies , the crew touches it all. We invited another friend to 92AM Rebel Radio. Subscribe & share! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Peruna advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl One more time for the niggins who ain't made

Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl Quit being stinged now Give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy baby

Give me some of that pussy girl Why are you so stingy When you know you got plenty You can give me some of that pussy Because you haven't given me any Some of that pussy, baby Hey Give me some of that pussy girl

You don't bend up and see you with the shit Kill it too fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them nigga fun to hang with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick

Now ain't telling where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plane In Palais Vu or Lefonte Because my no loss I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa

I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different to this Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different to it Hey, hell, niggum went to Germany and felt some different tith. I say they're small and they're round, but felt some different titty. Hey!

What's it got to smell, but I'm a fuck, go. Let's go. What's it got to smell, but I'm a fuck dope. Don't. What's it got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, though. Hey. What's it got a smell but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a, what you got to smell, but I'm a fuck, though.

I like smoking and weed. I like it in high. Hey. I make bitches mad like bitch is mad like B. young fly. Hey She's walking out, bitch is pulling up. I'm apologizing.

I'm gonna say I don't give a fuck. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I don't give a fuck. I ain't give a fuck because I'm fucking up and I'm pulling up in some other stuff. Hose protection on my digging stuff and I'm like, don't forget to rub on my nuts. I'm like, hell no, because I'm nasty. I had a white bitch named ass shit.

That's like the third time I said that in my rhyme but I ain't lying nigger just ass me. My plate is in the microwave. Two minutes, two minutes. My plate is in the microwave. That shit got a gyroscope. Joe think he's fly, man. We're trying to be in the more red bulls on this. Man, Joe.

We got the more red bull. We need to be visible. Yeah, that's the bad. We just try to clean up a little bit because after a while we live life on this show. Bring some more red bull too. We live. It looks lived in. It's a long

Check your shit out It's not Looking very inviting Oh y'all It's a live in now You're about to talk It's a live in That ain't no good shit

It lived there This is exactly how You know some shit About to go wild When niggins start getting positioned Hey, Nick listen Check your shit Make sure your gun work

Hey They need a lot A 360 degrees a movement Right This nigga This nigga his shade zone. Another nigga got his lemonade.

Niggins cocking back. Like, hey, nigga. Another nigga is rolling up his dope. Niggins like, listen. Everybody good enough? The cameraman is getting sent. My levels.

Let's get a level check. I just want everybody know who even listen to the world. These niggas may look wild, but these niggas are very high-tech technical right now. Oh, man. These niggins.

It's official. Please tell the world. I am so impressed by these niggas right now. I thought you was about to call professional. I was really hoping they're like they got professional. He might get there. I'm coming around the corner, man. This, this is, look,

hey man, I haven't been on a lot of Negro functions. This ain't that. And this is, this is the same, like Joey Diaz and Arishafield podcast, how they shit is technical. You, niggas is.

Yeah. Y'all, I'm, I am inspired. I'm inspired. This ain't that. I'm starting the podcast because of this shit right here. That's what it is, man. No, it's been some trials and tribulations. No.

He's got a brick wall. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't always like this. Y'all shined. Y'all got product placement. Y'all got a real. See, he's a real. That's official cameraman right there.

I'm an official cameraman. Anybody with a strange hat on the bed, that nigger worked for him. He'd been around. And your engineer, this is how you know it's professional. Your engineer must wear glasses. If your engineer don't wear glasses, your engineer ain't shit. You got a bullshit-ass engineer. Just by having to stand, your eyes, you're so technical, you need more vision to get that shit right.

And he can hear everything. Don't let that look careful. Man, I like, I'm here. I like this. You want to put a box under that so they can see it. Do it. Do it. Put that box.

Do it. Do it. Impesended. Product. placement if they said What is this? Man, I don't even know what that is. That's habituates.

That's an obituent. That's an old drug. They don't make them no more. Won't he do it? You know what I was a PA in my former life. You weren't at the gap. I don't want to know. You said I had some amphetamines

in this bit. Oh man, this motherfucker got some quailo. Got a moonshine jar full of quailo. These are the drugs they do on the Just Say No. That's the studio 54 drug. Yeah, it was a cold night. Some old white man is like, now they're really doing it now.

Now they're really doing it. They got to the barbiturates. Hey, man, we're so real. Give us that little last shot of Hennyson. It's not even a shot. That last goddamn corner. No, that's more than, boy. That's a real nigginess.

We got a little best part of Hennyson. That's the best part right now. We got a little pass-around room. Right there, when you drink, when you drink. When you drink that, you ain't going to be able to find all your clothes. This shit is slowly turning into a black history. It started with Hennessy. If you ain't have Hennessy, you wouldn't have none of this shit.

We got more product than Snoop Dog today. The show ain't started yet either, so I know y'all probably like motherfuckers ain't introduced this. I ain't even tribut. I think y'all will get around that whenever y'all pick that shit out. Yeah, this is how it is. Hey, Clayton, before we get started, let them know who type of. niggas who listen to these podcasts before they even get a clear idea

man the people that listen to this podcast had this much energy and tell you to come over and drink with them you don't shut your dumb ass up the type you're trying to say the type of you understand you understand if this this thing that's listening

this is my family because my uncle I don't even why this nigga back pocket be this wide well he had pulled this out this nigga pulled that bottle out I'm like hey nigga you drink You like, nigga, what? What kind of cheese?

I know. Type of a nigga show up at a party with this much is. Shut up! If you don't give up, ain't no cool lady in my cup. Oh shit. This nigga singing his own song.

All night long. This thing's ain't fuck what's playing. Oh, shit. That's what you're the podcast for, man. This podcast right here, bro. This podcast is for all the chicks who got to. that little pony tail and them little three hairs that be sticking straight out the back

if it's for them I just want to say that see let me let me tell you you little something like this I like I like y'all I like y'all but y'all be thinking I'm well red so y'all don't want to fuck with me like I'm going to make you change your hair color and make you not

wear that little slick ass pony tail I like that you ain't going out nowhere with me but I'm going over regularly right and they'd be dissing the shit out of me right I'd be a fit End it, too. Your little hood, bitch, how you going to diss me? Bitch, I'm upper crust now.

Upper cross. Exactly. Stuff crust. Over crust. But I just wanted you to get an idea of the type of audience that you're going to be playing to today, man. Type of bitches who are ragged your dick

with the bra on. They never take the bra on. That's everybody. I know. Yeah. After certain days, they'd be like, look, you don't need to see this. I know.

You know what my tithes look like, you know my tithes look like that. You know my tits. You're going to take you. When kids, ask you if you want to see them. You sure. This ain't what you want. This one got milk coming out of

This one's still milk It's a little lactate It's a leaky You're a little legged It's the leaky one Listen Once they had a baby That first four months

They don't even want you touch They take Don't do that Don't do that I don't want you to touch Nothing up there Why is you trying to fucking about Who breastfeed?

You Dirty dick dancing You don't know that milk Be around four five years My nigga That's crazy Keep sucking too hard Some things cranked back up.

You don't fucking try to live forever. Nick, you gotta have some room. That's the key to life. He just suck on some titty milk. You just had a child, did you? You got to, you got to tell me that. Hey, bitch, you know what I called you for. The pussy know the titty milk, bitch.

Bring that titty milk to me now. This would be the perfect place to do the intro. 85 85 85 85 85 Hey

man Welcome back to the 85 South George Carlos Miller Oh we didn't here today

We got our homeboys And you see who we got in here with us man You're not going to sell Billy Surrell's in the building Tell them what you've been Man

fucking give me some of that pussy baby Hey Hey, hey, give me some of that pussy girl. You're stupid. You're stupid. I don't want to sing that song. That shit's your life.

Hey, man, we got the other player partner in the other day, too. We got the other player partner in the other homebook. We got my nigga Ali, Sidique in the building. Your song. Yes. Yeah. Man, I love Spirit, you young, niggas so much. Appreciate it.

That you, nigga, I wouldn't have never had the audacity on live nothing to sing a song called Give Me Some of That Puddle. It's a love song. Because I know. If any accusation is called, they're going to use that shit in court to get me. If you listen to the song, I'm asking for it. Listen to what I'm saying. But in court, in court, you know they only play the snippet that fuck you up.

What part are they going to play? So you trying to say to me, you would never take no pussy. No, I've never taken no. And you said on the zone, we got you on live videos saying, give me some of that pussy, baby. And you're like, why don't I play the rest of it? They were like, no, nigger. Sure. So you're saying, I should have.

said, loan me some of that pussy baby. They loan him. Loan me some of that pussy girl. On the refix. You got to ask consensual.

You got to add. You got to say, you got to add it is you got to say consensual pussy baby. Hey, we're making them sign for the dick like a UPS package. You name. You pull your dick out.

You pull a pen out too. Like, okay, so where the exes are. Let me get you the initial for the balls. Yeah, the balls are optional. The balls are optional. y'all gonna get a good attorney they gonna make you recut this whole song let me get you for the balls

you niggins for that way oh man welcome we might get shut down as lucky it's our shit man we didn't get kicked out of everywhere we mean well with all the bullshit that we mean well no y'all doing well your heart is in the right place

yes it is even when we dead ass wrong we might as finish this who was drinking You know who it is. Because then it's your show started. Come on. Get in that. I mean, what you've been up to, bro.

Oh, man. Somebody else starting to get on this? Just grinding, man. Just fucking grinding the depth, man. Just did this wild-ass shit with Comedy Central. Oh, you just shot shit a half-hour drawing with Comedy Central, right? I shot it back in June. It aired in September.

Then my album came out in September. Didn't, man, didn't nobody get that motherfucker, though. This is the album? The album? It's hard to do albums, man. I mean, we ain't, talk us, do it, be real with it. We didn't, because you were coming, but I didn't get it. We got a nice little audience and shit.

Let them know that you got an album, they'll buy that shit. Definitely, damage goods. You get them on iTunes, I want all that shit. Let me tell you something. White people got it, and I was cool with that, but when black people wasn't talking about the shit in the street, that's what I was kind of like, you got my album, you're like, not yet, I ain't downloaded yet. Damn.

I said, damn, but I wasn't on enough black shit. How much the album cover? $10? That's nothing. They can do that. What it's on? On iTunes? I'm gonna go and download that bitch right now

because you at him. Man, look at that. Look at God. This is smooth. Fuck talking. I was trying to win a Grammy with that. Nick, Nick, I thought I wanted to grab me. Nick, I thought I was going to go on a Grammy.

One of them alternative grambies, nigg. I was going to be like, yeah, nix. What you can do, Nick, when you come out of prison, you can shine. I was ready. The niggins say you got it into late, Nick. I got your shit, bro. It's in my library.

I got it. Look at that. You know, get this shot, yo. Man, watch this. This is a commercial right now. This is your commercial right now. I got your shit. Say your shit.

You just talk over and he's going to chop it so smooth. This Ily said. Get that damaged goods out and that motherfucker for show. If you got problems, get that motherfucker because it's really about them problems. Yeah. That's what it is. My nigga Billy, what you've been up to, bro? Man, shoot, man, you know, just out here grinding.

You know, appreciating this money. That's one thing about interviewing more. You got to try to act like you on. though. Yeah, yeah. Billy, what the fuck been going on? He got me with you. You know, you know, I just did my half hour with L.O.L.

Kevin Hart. How was that experience? Man, you know. Give some props. Bravo. Hey, H-Town, man, you know, just finally able to get enough money to pay all my baby mama's off at one time. That's what it did. Hey, hey, all your shit in. Everybody's shit is in. Everybody good. Everybody good.

stop calling. Yeah, they ain't got to call me with that, just let me talk to my baby. That's it. You know, they kept paid up. They held up. They hold that baby hostage when you ain't paid that child's point.

What you got? You got something today? I mean, you got, I'm a kid you. Four daughters. Oh, man. Four girls. I'm going to be,

look, if this comedy shit don't work out, I will be Matthew Nosen and Joe Jackson the shit out of them when they get older. Singing like a mom. Yeah, I don't step. Let's go. Hey, man, he meant more Matthew

than Joe. Yeah, man, we've been having to catch them all that shit up on you. They'll pull that shit up on you. We didn't fuck our shit up by the shit. We say week to week, but y'all got to go out and still be in the world. Don't get involved in none of this, boy. You still got to go out and be in the world. He's like the dark side.

You know, like, nigga, don't come on the dark side. Well, let me ask you this, Billy, since we're acting like, well, no shit. Hey, man, you wrapped up your first official season of wilding out, really. So, hey, how was that, man? You know, I talk, I look at it from the, I've been on that bitch. You get the, tell a little from your, from the brand new inside perspective. You know what's crazy. Getting on this show made my haters congratulate me, dog.

They had no choice. They had no choice. All the other shit I did, that was the one thing. It was like, hey, boy, I just want to let you know, man. I know that situation we had a little grade, but you're good now. Right. She was cool, man. I mean, working with Nick Cannon was dope.

Working with child was dope. And it was fun for us to all play together. I had fun. Right. And we had party after everything. Every episode? I wasn't ready for that shit. My dumb ass, I didn't invite my wife up to sit and it's a party up there. I was like,

this what y'all do every day? No, no, no. This is just the day. I think it's Nick birthday or something. Matter of fact, you know, they got to call me back in. I didn't know so many wild and out, girl. I wasn't ready for that shit. Yeah, we had about 50 this shit. Yeah, that shit was on older. Bruh, it was overdosed, nigga. I was in that bitch like a harrow netty. Some of them wasn't a while and out, girl.

And then they brought their friends that were trying to get y'allel. I just, I wanted to start my live. Yeah, you know him to cast and. the real. You're stupid. Y'all got to make sure everything is straight. Is this real?

Man, y'all niggas okay. You know this is a comedy podcast, Ali, man. You represent the H-Town. What was that grand like coming up through Houston, man?

Man, really, the thing is, I never moved. So, niggas was like, nigga, you ain't going to do nothing, Nick. You're going to stay here and be a local nigga. Talk about that.

And I was like, nigga, okay. A lot of niggas is local niggas. But if you're local you're making a ton of a motherfucker of money, you make it more

than niggas who are on the road Sometimes, the deal ain't better than home. And a lot of niggas fuck up and move too fast and don't build nothing that they crib. So something don't go right wherever you're at, or even if you're somewhere else, you can always have a spot to go back and make some bread

doing, you know, a slow time, and then get right back out on the road. So I stayed in the H, and then I just came up through different lanes, man, and got on with some good people. and I'm one of them cats who take advice I'm from that generation who still sit down with old heads and I tell them the problem and then I don't talk no more

I just start listening to what the niggas saying because there's no reason for asking the nigger for help that you don't want to listen because a lot of niggas out here watching what niggas is doing but they're really not looking at what you're doing you know it's it's you know it message

Say it again One more time The message came through clearly than the motherfucker fucking that's it One more time Say that again This niggas, wow. No, for real, for real. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.

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just have product just because you know, it's a certain ethic and grind that goes into what you're doing and people take the shit for, you know, for granted. And as a comic, I think that's why, you know, a lot of times I don't go on shit and I don't sit down with people because I don't think these niggas

is serious about what they're doing. I come from a different generation. So, I don't do all that playing and shit. And, this is what I actually do. And you can't put a fucking Van Gogol or Picasso in the fucking garage, nigga you don't

you don't you put niggas in certain places so don't handle me like your friends nigga because I'm not your motherfucking friend and I'm about this business and if you are a real comic

then you come talk to me nigga I'm not no fucking physician for niggas who are out here playing you want to come ask me for advice and then I don't know what you want to do nigga you asking me for advice I'm a stand-up comic nigga and I don't do sketches

I don't disrespect niggas who do that's what they do I don't do I don't do that other shit this is what I do and I can't write

you a prescription for something that I don't do this is what I do and when you come to me my way of doing it is a certain fucking way I can't come to the doctor

and tell this nigga how to do the surgery my way I don't know how to do the surgery so I used to sit down with DL

and he used to shoot straight from the hip nigga this is what you need to do and it's going to be hard because you are not a nigga that's going

bend. You got a certain moral standard and you're not going to bend. So you got to do it this way. Take all them lumps, bruises, and this, that, and the third. So when I talk to niggas, I'm telling niggas how to get around them lumps and bruises because a nigger told

me. And I'm giving you advice straight from the fucking horse's mouth. And I'm coming from a king's mouth. I'm not coming from what I know. I'm coming from what Chappelle told me, what Bill Bellamy told me, what Bill Burr told me. And I'm If you don't never get a chance to talk to the niggas,

you're still hearing what they're saying because I'm telling you. Right. You know what I'm saying? It's like me, I'm a nigga that came from prison and I don't understand no other fucking way

but how to do it. Nigga, I was sleeping in the nigger's garage, man. You won't get in that story? You won't do that story here? If not, you ain't got to, but you might as well let the, you know, because everybody might not know, you know what I'm saying?

And this is a success story, so at the end of the day. I don't know what niggas want for me or what niggas think that it is but I don't have no easy fucking story you know what I mean you can you can

okay I got a lot of fucking wounds man from this game and in this game if you're not willing to fucking sacrifice something nigga you can't make it you got sacrifice something nigga you're going to lose something

you'm saying and me being a nigga with integrity I'm not going to lose my integrity but I sacrificed time with my family I've been having a daughter since I got in the game you'm saying and you got a nigga on TV but with a criminal record

that living in fucking holes in the wall because he can't get a fucking apartment because he got a criminal record but I'm on TV I don't give a fuck right right right right and you're still in this game and then niggas blackballing you

and saying foul shit about you because this nigga owe you money and you then drug this nigga ass in the street, but he's telling some other bullshit-ass story. I'm not no nigger for fucking play nigger. I tell niggas this and I be real about

this. Nigga, this fucking shit with me ain't about that music you niggas is listening to, nigga, because I was fucking negative nigga when rap music was positive nigga. Right. So I'm not influenced by music, nigga. It's my family and my upbringing. When your mother tell you, nigga, if you're

going to do something, do it by yourself, nigga, with a revolver. Right. So, niggas want to play, and I'm, you blackballing me for some shit you did, nigger. And niggas is believing you. So you got to go through two years of that shit where niggas won't book you. So you're just making your own fucking way. Then the white clubs won't book you because you're too fucking aggressive, because you don't play that fucking game either.

Nicky don't fucking put some corny-ass white boy in front of me and tell me I got to open for him to get on your fucking stage and then I slaughter him and then you tell me to slow to pull back okay I got to play this stupid ass game too I got to feel fucking corny and get that point where it was you too good to feature but they don't want to let you headline and so it's like that they tell you that don't do

what you're supposed to go up there and fucking do which is our instinct to do just as a comedian you're supposed to And then you got niggas who want to pigeonhole you So anybody who's ever been on the show with me Know this for a fact I only put dogs in front of me You gotta be a motherfucking monster

To go on state I want the host to be a monster The feats to be a monster The guest spot to be a fucking monster Because when you go up, nigga And you rip all you do I'm in the back nigga And I'm back there

Ooh nigger When is it my turn I don't give a fuck what you go out there and say, because your 20 minutes is your 20 minutes, your 15 is your... Nigger, nigga, give me seven. Give me whatever, nigga. When is it my turn, nigga?

Because when I'm fin to come, nigger, let's do it, nigga. And I'm gonna tell, hey, nigga, you want to turn that shit up some old, nigger, say this. And I want that shit to explore. I want, when I walk out there, nigga, let me tell you why I want that. Benji Brown, nigga.

I used to go to Miami and do this room and Bejie Brown, man, at the improv. And niggas used to, I used to always hear about this shit. I go and niggas is like, nigga, how do you do? And I knew what niggas do bad because the niggas talk about that first show I killed. I'm not talking about no motherfucker first show, nigga. You know what show I'm talking about, that second show,

that dog show. What a niggas. What a niggas. Right, right. You're talking about, gawked out. Token-knit. That motherfucker-trick daddy. And Adrian James and all them

niggas, niggas are walk across the stage nigger while you perform Right Niggas got permanent goals No pull out Permanent goal They end up The bitch has got permanent goals

And that nigga Let me tell you something And you, and the stage is right in the front You're right in the grim This nigga Benji Brown is going Motherfucking ape shit Every time

I ain't never seen no shit Like this before my life I went into the the showroom, but I had to see what the fuck this thing was doing. This nigga got this nigga laugh so hard. This nigga got up and walked in the motherfucking kitchen, laughing. The nigga laughed so hard, the nigga just walked in the kitchen, and a nigga was just standing

in the kitchen. And I went in there, I said, bro, you good? He said, nigga, I can't take no more, man. The nigga going to kill me. And again, I'm on the other side. I went back in the green room and this nigga laughing so hard, the nigga opened the door or the green room and swung in there. He said, say, man, this nigga is motherfucker. The nigga called him from the bath. The niggas coming from the bathroom.

He heard something being said the nigga fell into the green room laughing. I said, if you go out there playing, you're going to get your ass booed. You had to swing that bitch out. And I went right. I went right out there and I said, let me, let me say this. I'm going to say this. And I don't know what happened after this. but you niggas need to give somebody some type of direction on how to navigate around Miami

because in coconut grove it is a CVS that I'm jogging and coconut grove is really nice you're looking at yachts and shit and then you get on the other side of that CVS and there's some projects so your jogging had to turn to a full-fledged fucking sprint This motherfucker's running away I say I'm looking at niggas who I know I've seen on the first 48

and I'm about to call somebody and these niggas just looking at me like this nigga is so motherfucking ignorant because it was a nigger that was from the first 48

that I know I just saw on that episode Get the fuck out of here, man nigger when you're on stage and you look up and you saw you see the first 48 nigga that nigger that nigger was waiting trial.

Because he didn't even put the, he didn't even put the blur on. No, this niggas. He didn't have it. He signed that. He signed that degree. This nigga was still. This nigga still had his arms.

The niggins still had, this nigga, you just could tell who the niggins was. He was cold. He had the cold. He had the colds thing. Niggins who slits get cold forever. They call forever.

Nigger, but hold up, speaking the fucking ghetto fame, nigga. Billy is in the fucking Yo-Got-it video. Hey, man. It's going down in the, Do you know that that is some ghetto-ass history?

No, it's ghetto history, though, bro. It's ghetto history, like, like a mud. You said you had a turtle head on TV. Hey, bro. That's a turtle hit. That's the fucking shit. Insert clip here. I'm like this.

Man, look, that video, first of all, I had worked with a guy. The first time I met your guy that I was in D.C. at Howard University. And the nigga gave me a movie. Nah, I was just out there fucking around. And the nigga gave me a mixtape. He was like, yeah, it's my mixtape, bro. you're on campus of mind you're trying to do my damn

I looked at it I was like yo god that was like talk for like two minutes then the next year I seen that nigga at the BET Awards and that's how our friendship started and I was just cool man when I got the car to do that shit I'm like all right cool I'm gonna do a little pop in and pop out I'm looking through the script we're like damn

I'm in this scene too shit me that video shit I didn't invite my wife again and now I stay in my wife to some shit I invited her I'd be getting bullied into it, though Hey, she hit me with this So what you're doing today?

I'm driving What you doing? Yeah, that's the shit He's like, he's trying to sound Like he's making the habit Yeah, Colonel, you know, I'd be invited Really, he's packing her, he'd be packing his bag,

she'd be packing her shit too Like, oh, so it's your guy down Hey, man, when she got there Man, they had a scene Where the best part of the scene When Stryffers come out And the director telling me what to do Now we're going to give him a lap band.

I'm just like, please don't let this meet get hard. My wife right here looking at this shit. Please. Man, he gave me all the type of direction. It was cool. Now I got to the crib. Yo, DJ Cal in the video, he's like, man, get on my Snapchat. I ain't really on Snapchat like that.

I'm on there, but I don't know what's really popping on it. Right, right. I get on DJ Call on Snapchat. I go home, go to sleep. It's a cool day. No bullshit. Nigger, for some reason, my eye was burning at like 4 in the morning. I wake up.

My old lady sitting looking dead at me. I'm like, in the darkness. like, baby, something in my eye. She was like, oh, it is. She said, hold your eye open. I'm going to blow in it. So I'm holding my eye open. And she punched me right in my eye.

And then she threw my phone to me, unlike, she's talking about you think these holes going to destroy our marriage and proceeded to beat my ass. I don't know if you ever been punched before in your sleep, but you ain't thinking about fighting back. You're like, how am I going to stop her from killing me? This is the first time he didn't told somebody about this shit. This is a crap for help.

No, hold on. Hold on. She went through, she just saw the, the follower Let me tell you something, dog. DJ Call on shit, like, I'm not, I'm down with the ghetto fabulous shit, but I ain't prepared. I wasn't ready for that. I ain't ready for people to be Snapchat and me.

It was the influx. Bro, it was too much. It was too much. I wasn't ready because you know. Because normally, if you know somebody, your bitch is going to see you something, you're going to open it up and clear it out or delete it. Man, that shit was on fire, dog.

I ain't know what the fuck to do. They don't know. In the middle of the night, that nigga saw the flash. That's when you get punched in your eye in the middle of that bit, all you see is light. Man, I heard. The niggas, he called me. Nigger, what type of bullshit is this?

I'm at night. I'm my motherfucking phone going on. Boom, I can hit the motherfucking face. Now I've got all type of cold packs on my shit. I got the video. The nix, they had to come to wild and out. I had a black eye shit. This one's saying, the nigger coming to wild or not.

I got to go to wild enough. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Man fucking hit me in the fake leave. I'm sick of this shit, nil. Damn.

Well, you know what? Now will be the perfect time for us to shout out the women. out here abusing niggins. First of all, Hey, cue up to slow piano. Women out here

putting their hands on niggins. If you're out there and you're in a relationship and she's putting her hands on you, duck. Bob and we've do what you can.

I'm going to tell you what you do, though. Get to the phone. This is what you do. If your woman put your hands on you, you can't hit them back down. But what you can do if you want to hear the,

woman in her soul, grab her purse, run outside, and punt that motherfucker into the street, dog. Drop step NFL and punt that hole. And then when she got to gather all them items. Nick, she ain't never going to get all of them items back first off. And if you want to zip one of them... That's as

closest women ever get to getting their life together. It's in their purse. When you punt that purse, you throw that shit away. On her loose ends. On her loose ends. That's like his net button on the PlayStation. You got a gift certificate. You got to unzip every You don't want nothing to be organized. It's just laying the inside out.

There's some evil-ass shit. I'm not going to let you talk like that. I'm just saying that's a wise move. Don't do that shit. Don't do that shit. It got to be something, man, to make your woman listen. To listen to the shit that you say. My homeboy said do this.

He said put some bubble gum in a pussy half. Wow. I don't think that's the answer because I still want to get some pussy. Yeah, that's my best. My dick don't know how to chew gum. No. My dick ain't going to be able to blow a bubble. I don't know.

I think you should get, your woman should be able to get kidnapped by people who you know. Get the fuck out of him, man. Just a scare. A control kidnapping. 40 minutes. 40 minutes. Have my ass. Have this lock up.

Look, you kidnap her and you lock in her own car with the keys. And you leave the keys on the outside with a bag over here. She's just in that bitch's head. No. And then Alisa D's Your Right program No

Kidnap that bitch In the own car And then Kidnaver Put in our own car And let her get Filed by some Elder than lady

No You can have your key That's fucked up I'm telling you man I shouldn't have I'm mad I'm not laughing Because it's like

I'm not laughing Because I agree We all are in together We all are in the No I'm telling you When somebody ain't listening to you Man

You gotta go to Drafts and measures That's too drastic What you're doing? You're just putting them back in their car You just Fear Factor Back in the car

Then they come What's going to happen Count to 100 I'm gonna blow this bitch And just put on nickel back And put on nickel back in the car So I'm not being a thing I'm not being a thing

That's gonna be the real scary shit You're just kidnapped in your own car Listen to the nickel back With your keys on the outside I can't condone that bullshit Oh man I can't At one point, yeah, because then you got to, that's how you find out how smart she is, too.

Hey, let me say so. You ain't never take this, can I say this? Shout out the Red Bull for keeping that thing moving, man. The Red Bull. The Red Bull. The yellow Red Bull. The Blue Red Bull. This is Tropical.

You put them all together. That's the Superman Red Bull. It's tropical. I thought it was another name. It's just tropical. Man, the Red Bull has been holding us down. Shout out the Backwoods. Backwoods.

Oh, sure. Shout out. Backwoods. Shout out to them, for sure. Much love. Oh, Blacklist these. Yeah, do that again.

What is that? Lifty difty, uh... Bambitia with... Let's all take the shrews. Let's get freaking that guy. That shit's weird. I had the fucking guy. This is a fucking digger, digger, dig.

We love everybody who's sending us shit. Much love to everybody who's sending us shit. This is a nice table. We'll take the movie. You folks are this table one? It's a nice. It's naga hat. I don't know if that's even the right word.

I just like saying shit Like I know what I'm talking about Hey y'all think it's cool as high as hell Man we're high as a motherfucker man It's late too It's a little late Clayton how high are you right now Man I'm so high

Me and Jesus was talking about The last episode of Walking Dead That's how high I am Ali how high are you man I'm really not high right now You're not high right now I'm like I smoked a minute ago I'm really not high I ain't smoked

I thought y'all was like smoking in here but I see nine. No, this is so... People gotta come in here. This is a live-work space. Right. I get it. It's really not...

We're not supposed to be here. Billy, how are you right now? I'm so high I could pass a blunt to an angel right now. That's what I mean. I'm right there. I can give it to him and hit it and be, we're there, man. You know how you start telling the niggas you love him? That's when you start getting high.

If this is how I am, like if some niggas starts shooting across the street, I'd just be like, that's cray! You don't want to be that. That's heroin. No, that's a good high when you just look at violence. Like, man, these niggas on that trip. No, I'm telling you. But you're here, too.

Then you were holl out and say something. Man, y'all need to stop all that shit. Let me tell you how high we ain't, though. We ain't higher than when I'm in L.A. And I got to take Ali around. And this niggas are all right. And this nigger got on these shrooms and got too high. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Can you just. He don't look like He won't even want that story to fuck But I had to call him On mushroom experience I too But just the thing though

Hey the shroom He was so excited about that This one of your homeboy Tell the story Everybody Hey man remember You want to train on that fat bitch Hey

Hey wait a minute You're gonna tell me what happened Or you want me to tell him what happened In front of my grandma In front of my grandma Wait a minute Before you tell a nigga's story About his drugs

You got to make sure that you had permission to clear that first. You got to clear. Yeah, you can't just be throwing drug stories about other people that. This ain't vice. I did the drugs too. I'm just going to make me so what happened. I sure appreciate that the child said that and this is their show

and we got to obey by that group. Nah, bro. Ask me, nigga. Ask me. You got to ask him. Come on, Lee, so you ain't going to tell them what happened with the truth? Man, house rules. Ask me, nigga. Lee. You ain't going to tell them about what

happened with the shirt. You got to ask. Asked him. Okay, okay. Brother Ali, Sadie, can we get the story about how you did mushrooms and we was out in LA? What's up? Wait a minute, Billy says you brought it up and it's his story. You can tell as much as that story as you want to and you can leave the rest of him.

Leave a. Leave him. So he don't get it fucked up. No, okay. Because he's going to tell it from his perspective. And since you got to clear your name anyway, you might as well say what the fuck happened. So we got the premise of the shit. Billy was on mushrooms and you were smoking.

Hey, and just, and look, and look, and look. So Billy was on mushroom like a motherfucker, right? My mushroom experience a different day. It was also. So Bill and Mushroom by himself. We're going to make it regular. We're going to set the room tall so it's regular. I took mushrooms early.

So now. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You on Shrooms right now? Right now. Wait, wait, wait. How much early? Like an hour ago? 30 minutes ago.

You all I'm just playing. No, I'm just playing. No, I don't have no more. All I was doing was setting the room time. No, you know. I was sitting the room tone, so then that way his story could just come out because it's a natural sense. Because we're not even in a match. We're in Atlanta.

Do you see how his junkie habits came out? You was on mushrooms? You ain't teared nobody. That nigger went left, boy. He's a junkie. He patted my pockets. Hey! Where the fucking mushrooms?

Who the fucking, who got some mushrooms? The nigger even asked you for your time. The nigger even asked you for your pocket. Time and everything. How many minutes to go, Nick? Wait, he hit a one. It's a... Hey, you don't get them up, right? What do you got the mushroom?

What do I got the mushroom? What the fuck? The mother, man, look, we ain't got no more. What the fuck ain't got a moor? We ain't got no more, man. We don't get the more, wharf. Hey, you don't leave any got the mushroom, though. Oh, sorry, tell us this shit, man.

Fuck, fuck, move a little bit. You don't what a fuck, motherfucker, my, muscle. That's my fucking mushroom. Who got a muir? Oh, my God. Hey, man, we ain't got the ball in a little bit. I'm a job. I'm gonna do a little bit of a move.

Somebody got the mushroom. Who got the mushroom? Somebody give him a munger mushroom. I'm not to die. I can't think it. I can't think of my room. I can't think of my mother down. Oh, do one one thing.

I'm going to go. I took all. I took all. I took all. And then, we ain't got the moot. We can't get them a moot. It'd be the perfect Muppet. It'd be the perfect Muppet.

Bill it, Muppet. I'm done. My chest hurt. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. They got to get them on my shirt.

Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I love it. Okay. This is the 8-5 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who know ain't no groceries in the refrigerator. You just keep looking.

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rubber broke but they just when that rubber break your dick feel like a superhero you'd be like what is this a new part of the pussy

hey this is a podcast for niggas and keep going and got to fake the orgas later on where you nut it

where you nutting you gotta fake it later on I remember one time I nutted in two minutes I didn't fake it an hour later

and she's like ooh bitch I bend up I ain't close I nut it one time I'm on the way in. You know how to be... You know them Gideon strokes

where you're like, I'm in, I'm in. I fired out right then. I had to play it off. Like, you know what, baby? We should need to be doing this. I don't know you well enough to be doing this.

Hey, y'all don't want to fuck the friendship up. This podcast is for niggas who say, go get the towel. I'm sorry. Now, this podcast is for niggas when she ends if you need the towel. You're like, for what? I'm like, my money.

dick off on them sheets already I drag my nuts and gross the sheets like a dog like when a dog and shit is like somebody smeared a crispy cream on it. Hey, they're just smeared dick cross a little room flow.

Oh, shit. This podcast is a for a nigga who gets a pussy then jack off in the bad way. Because they didn't get the sensation they wanted. And get caught. She robbed me. Huh, hey, wait. She robbed me.

Oh, shit. This is for every nigger who had to answer that question, so this is the type of thing you like. Ain't like when they find your pornostas. Because I mean, my wife found one of the mine. It was chubby gang band. Chubby, interracial gangbair. So you are chubby interracial.

So you like chubby bitches now. This one I knew I had hit an all-time low. When I watched the eggness, I watched the pregnant. I watched the pregnant, empty. gang bang and I was like Nope, tomorrow, I'm getting out this house tomorrow

Ain't no fucking way I'm getting out this goddamn house tomorrow I don't watch nine pregnant bitches I'm sick Something wrong with me Bray! One tear came out of this act I'm sick

I'm like I'm getting out this goddamn house I know I know it's a problem with me when I watched that that woman fuck their horse three times Look, stop, Disclaiming it on the bottom Put it on the bottom

That woman fuck their horse The view of Billy Surrell Do not reflect anything to do with this Next time I want to go to Mexico I want to see the woman Fuck the horse now You're going to have pee the fucking up If the FBI fan that you're watching that shit

They're going to take your computer Yeah, they're going to take your computer Yeah, they're going to take your computer You're watching the most illegal shit on the internet It was consensual I heard the horse say I can't You niggas got my fucking chance

I'm telling you, though We don't let that porn be a little wormhole Stop clicking Stop clicking man When you watch the video you looked at Then you click another video And click another one stop Don't keep clicking

Because the porn They'll trick you man It get weird You start looking at shit in another language The internet fuck with your zip codes and shit And they'll put to be like Don't you live in this zip code right now Wanna fuck

Wanna fuck cougars in your area No I want to pay my bill They try to make the shit sound way better. Why did you turn my mouse into a dick? I'm trying to put the credit guard number in. It's three bitches. It's in this complex that want to fuck me.

I'm not even in a complex. You be looking like, damn, is that bitch close by? Nick, it's four holes within two mouths of you that want to suck your dick and your balls. Man, act like you ain't never responded to that. I did. Hey, want to fuck like nothing to that. Nick, your junk mail me full of the motherfucker.

They don't live cams get me When they be saying, they're live right now I'd be like, I'd be like, that bitch ain't live. Nigger, but if you watch it for a few seconds, you'd be like, this bitch can see me. Hello? Hey, that bitch ever scared you because they pop up on the pop-up under

and you hear a bitch talking, what are you doing? Hey, hey, who fuck you did? Hello, hello, hello. Who's here? This podcast is the niggas who left porn open? on their phone and they just come back up and start talking while you in a meeting.

Ha! Ha! Oh! He's like, what? He's just looking at the phone. He's just a meeting. The comedy central people looking at you. When you...

Who's got the... Who turned the Wi-Fi on in here? When you got your mobile boarding pads on your screen, it's a dick on the bottom. It won't scare probably because that dick down there. Fuck the bar coming. Maybe if you close that out. You could get through here. Oh, shit.

Man, this is the 85 South Show. That's what the fuck we do over here, man. We talk shit. This is great for comedians. And feel free to plug anything especially. Because it's one thing we love to tell comedians, man. You got some shit you want to plug. Billy got like 15 DVDs out of the album as many times as you want to.

Damn it's good. Hey, man, on the real, I got a, I got a fucking plethora of albums. I got, um, my first album was called Talking Loud Saying Something. That's out there. Okay. And then after that, enjoy your life. Then, um, after that, freedom of speech. And then this one was distributed by Comedy Central Damaged Good.

Shit. Y'all niggins finally got me. Damaged goods. You, that was the perfect time to call on that title. Yeah, y'all, niggins got my motherfucking chest hurt. I was trying to catch my breath after the mushroom And then this nigga with this goddamn subtle Fucking chiming and he be doing

This shit is fucking too much man But you know it ain't shit that's like this is the only shit that's like that I know comedians got podcasts and shit But it ain't this struck the shit's structure you asking No and fuck that Niggas talking about interviewing you and shit And you niggas No man we change down jokes man

We know comedians that like to do the same shit So we try to get comedians Now I hear that's gonna do the same thing This nigga said Do you wanna fuck this? You gotta play, No, I'm gonna pay my beer These bitches

Upstairs is upstair To fuck Hey, you got three people in your house That wanna fuck you right now He's three bitches in your house They're telling you your bitch motherfucker

It's a girl in your bed right now Check your closet But the crazy thing is Why is this nigga Yelling back at the computer I'm real My bills Like the computer

possessing him like now you're not to convince me shit I'm paying my shit my cell bill and bitch don't suggest me again let me ask you this did they got all these fucking dating site and they still got people who posting personal ass on Craig's list right

nigga how bad do you have to feel about yourself to be like I just post shit on Craig's list like that's fucked up like you're trying to get rid of a lawn more right you're giving yourself away like an old ass couch like that ain't the best way to sell pussy no way get on back page

I can fuck for free if you're nice. It's way better avenues to get yourself out there. Craigslist? Back page? Man, this podcast is for all the niggas who know it's a bitch on Instagram. They've been trying to fuck on the download. You keep sending that bitch DM. She ain't responded yet.

But that's the crazy part. She is responding, but she ain't giving a nigga no hope. Nick, any time she hit you back with one or two words, just give up, my nigga. No, it's a bitch on Instagram. ashamed that I want to fuck that bitch so bad. You ashamed? It, nigger. Don't say a name, but no, nigga. Hold up. Hold up. And I lose

defense. Instagram make crazy bitches look good. Like, I'm just saying, anything that's fucked up about a bitch on it, it's twice as better. Like, you're like, I want to fuck an albino. It's like ailter. It's like ailson for everything.

It's a hundred badass albino. Biddle bitches with a little cap on that rap Jeezy while you're fucking on. And then it'd be a whole page of them, albino bad bitches. Like, Nicky, I know it's in the morning, and I don't want to follow this page because I don't want everybody in my goddamn

business, but these... Man, I want to follow this motherfucker, so, but nigga, that goddamn, I hate ghetto barbid. I want to follow that motherfucker so bad, but I'm not. I hate ghetto Barbie. That fat food. We invite you to the show. That fat foodie, motherfucker is something, boy.

Pull up and sit. Pull up and see. That ain't the girl will be sucking dick. No, no, no. No. No. Now. Hey, hey, Hey, we don't know. I don't like no, bitch, we're dropping dimes on the niggins. See, you out in the street, you do some wrong shit with me. I wish Big Wood come on there. You ain't say that when I ate your booty, bitch.

I fought it in your mouth, too, when you eat my booty, bitch. Whoa, whoa. I'm going to go left. Here's the curve. There you go. Shit. Oh, put it. Push in it.

Boy, I don't know what it is about this little heathen. He called her a heath. Hey, she got one of them ass, you got to call her a heifer. I said she got the two queens. You was out there with that little heifer, why? With that little he'll have. Hey, man. No, that's, that's cake.

That's cake. That's like a different thing. I don't know what's that. I read the title of it. Her face wasn't even in the picture. It was just ass. No, no, that's cute. You can't know what that is.

Boy. But everybody got a girl like that. Well, everybody got one of these, but I, I don't know why I'm in my Oh, no, no, no. We're going to keep it all way a thousand. Because the only, the only, that's your one? No, this is not my one.

Who your Instagram one? My Instagram one, one, and let's compare ones. Because I'm, I know. We're going to do our ones. Everybody going to do their won. Hold on. Let's set it up. We got to set it up.

Oh, we can't do the one one. Okay. Can't do the one ones? Can we do the one one? We're going to do some of our Instagram favorites. Who are your Instagram one? I don't know what. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, this ain't.

my one, but I show watch it. So, okay, we got... Okay, I hate Ghetto Barbie if you like to come on the 85 South show. You have a foreign invitation. Push that one, but watch it, watch this cool. She got an invitation. Boy, that's crazy right there.

Okay, yeah. That's ignorant. Chad, did you do the slow motion? No, that was that on the video? And then when they, watch when they go loose. Watch when they go loose. From this angle. She's going to do the slow motion on our own.

Boom, but when they go loose, it's nice. From this angle, that ass looked like two baked potatoes. Boy. this is going I got an invitation I'm really going to say I'm going to twerking on the wall Billy who you're one

now that's not my one what are we doing are we doing are we doing who your Instagram girl I really I don't really don't want to disappoint

I don't want to You won't disappoint us I'm gonna go last because I'm married so I'm going to go last Are you going to pick your wife no We got a mutual one

Me and my wife got a mutual one So that's your one then. Yeah, yeah. We should. You might go first. Right. You already got a good one. Right.

Right. You know my one? Right. My one? I know yours. I might not. That's easy. I don't know.

Who's it? All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. We got to get off our page.

You scrolled two weeks ago. He 502 weeks ago like a motherfuckering now. We're back in January. What are you doing? My Instagram one? My Instagram one? My Instagram? Let's see what you got.

You already know, man. Bernice. I knew you was going to say that. Bernie. Burnees? That's your one? Bernice looks so fucking good. She makes me happy when I see her on Instagram.

I'd be like, look at Bernice out there living good. Look at this shit. Tell me this didn't make you excited for Christmas. It did. Wow. That's a good one. Look at them baby hairs, Ali. Yeah, that is.

Her ear look. Hey, don't her ear look like it smelled good? That's a smooth baby. Bernie smell like peppermines and good dreams. Okay, guys. Scratches some pictures. I got, it's a toss-up. It's my warning.

It should be a regular bench for 2005. All right. All right. She needs to rain that thing right there. That's a Lisa Ray moment. Oh, the titty separation is key. This is how I found Bernice is. I opened up a separate savings account.

To, to. Bro. I just know. Chill out, chill out, chill out. I knew when you was going. I'm glad you. When I saw it, when I saw it find Bernice was every day, I was like, I got to do better

For my future Yeah Hey everybody got that warning I was like What if something happened to me Man Lose What did she decide You know what

You're the nigga for me You got Bernisa make you walk off From everybody in your life That got that That goddamn good time Jenny baby hair That penny baby hair

Yeah yeah Berniso fan Yeah that's burn With an iron baby hair I will walk off From everybody in my life for that Right now

Kids everything I'm walking off I'm out I'm not I don't approve that master Hey, I'm out. Stop saying that. Stop saying.

There ain't no sunshine. You're going around and get that and put this thing. You don't know, don't do that. Don't put that badness out there like that. Shout out to Bernice, though. Bernie's bad. There ain't no bad enough to walk away. I'm taking all your clothes.

Who you won? Who you won't? I'm going to go with Ravi Loso. Okay. I ain't never seen. I don't want to disappoint, but, yeah. I don't think you're a disappoint. You can't be disappointed.

Yeah, right there. Yeah. Hey, I, I, I, um. Okay, yeah. No way. It's like when I see your one, I feel like I know you better. She ain't got enough video. The reason why she's about one is she ain't got enough video.

Yeah, she ain't got no video. Yeah, she just, she pissed. She pissed. You know, she ain't got to, she's not, you got to go with the videos, yeah. Boy. Her hair's fatter than a country boy, lunch bug. Yeah. Fatted than the what?

Country boy. Okay. Don't even say, yeah, okay. Okay. That's a lot. All right. Yeah, there we go. One.

Miracle Watts, man. It's A1. Okay. Miracle Watts. I gotta go A H-Town, though. I got to go A-Town. That boy, A-Town is a good call. Yeah, Miracle Watch.

That boy, H-Town. I had to. God. Miracle Watts. All right. Yep. Mr. Indian hell. All that there.

She ain't got a lot of videos either. So if they don't have a lot of videos, is they more class? I don't know. I don't know. I walk away with that one, too. Hey, fellas, I would like to just get a round of, those are some beautiful black women that y'all is.

that just Jesus Christ God Go one Give me one more Can I just do one more I'm gonna see I'm at

I'll leave Let me give us one more Okay He'll go mine He go mine We can't keep doing this We can Hey hey

Wait a minute Just to say All these ladies Have an invitation to 85 South show Everybody And the 85 South show Can actually

be done anywhere Anywhere And we will come to you Where you go Where you want us to be Okay So here I'm gonna go With mine

Okay Because it was gonna be It's gonna be A real toss-up and it's hard to edge out cocaine Lorraine. Yeah, it is. It's kind of edge. It's kind of hard.

It's kind of hard to edge out. But I finally found somebody who edged out because cocaine Lorraine was my one for a long time. Okay, so this is the dethrone. She made me want a pit bull puppet. Bad this motherfucker fuck. Man, man, cocaine and anybody who could shoot a jumper and you fine and you, ooh, man, that girl was something serious.

So she has been dethrone. And she got an old lady name. That's what really made me fuck with it. Like, when you're going to meet another bitch name, Lorraine? Light skin, fuck it was bad. Sound like I'm out of the police officer. Now, here we go. The dethroning of Lorraine.

Oh, shit. Panda Supreme. Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. This is my son. This is the thirstiest shit we ever did. This is my. This is terrible. I don't give a fuck.

They shouldn't expect shit. I want y'all to know I really didn't post my one because I don't want everybody on me. Is that what it is? Right now. I had to come to save the whole moment. Boy, that is, what you mean? No, no, no, he's looking at the other one.

Don't he's the right page. That's the wrong one. Looking at me. He ain't in page, she on. You don't know how to spell panda chat? No, I was saying, okay. Go to the one with the pandas because I want to see. Go to the one with the pandas.

She was naked with pant. Damn, that is a lot of pussy. That is how to go up. Damn, that's a lot of pussy. This is, uh... That's her right there, too. These comments. That's all right there.

Hey, bro, don't, I, you know, I'm not the comment, nigga. Then we say a little witty shit? In the comment? You're always that one nigga in the comments that's saying all the ex-s shit. What he's like? What he's saying? What he's saying, Gary? It can be it.

Give us a hashtag. The niggies in the comment. this thing, shit, like, L-O-L, but you ain't answer your phone. How you started your comment off laughing? L-O-L, answer the phone. Like, they can get your lame, man, it's out of here. I ain't never even seen it. That looked like a hat-bed-ass man.

Oh, that's Gracie right there. Gracie called too much. Hey, man, we're going to do it. All right, all right. That's enough, that's good. Yeah. That's the thirsty segment. We ain't got no water.

Send us your favorite Instagram Hotties. It's called No Water. If you were Instagram Hottie and you would like followers. You don't need them. Just send naked pictures to us. I mean, I mean to say that. What you mean? Just do it again. Look, all the beautiful

ladies out there, if you'd like to send any of your pictures of you and your 85 South apparel, feel free to do so in whatever manner you'd like to dress. If you just like to draw 85 on yourself, that is perfectly all right, and we will accept that, and we appreciate you for it. Hey, I'm glad we all got to sit around

and just talk about fine-ass women, because that's what's missing in the game, This is what you do. I mean, us is black men. We don't get to sit around and discuss who find them up. Y'all get a bunch of 85 South Short printed up, just the same size. Don't even worry about it. Just all small.

Small. And everybody with big asses on Instagram, you just send them out to as many of them you can and just have them shape to it. I'm going 85 South. Bro, we're not really trying to get it. I like that idea. And we got 85 nipple stickers. As long as that's playing. And my eyes are going to cover up your nipples.

We got a little 85-7 nipples. You know what that job got me up, right? Pay me for the pasties. This podcast is for all the strippers. Wait a minute. Go to that. Go to that. Hit it from the bag of watching.

Nigger, bless you. Nigger, she got the panda talking. Hey. It's hurt my soul right now, let's on call for it. And I know everybody bigging up every other strip club here, but let me tell you why I had a good time at why I was here. And I turned up.

I'm gonna fly back here and I'm gonna have them shut the motherfucker down and I'm gonna invite y'all to do the podcast from live from there and I'm gonna invite just a couple handful of niggas and I want them to have the best ones they got that stiletto right across them uptown

I went that bitch and turned up I'm gonna come back I'm gonna shut I'm on a off day it's gonna be like a Wednesday I'm gonna go live Tolettos is very underrated we've been fucking we used to go yeah man

it was a spot when I was in town it was it was to the point Well, it was a girl that was so fine. There was $5.00. And she just looked out. She got, she got naked. I ain't even had $7 dollars out. I say, slow down, baby.

Yeah, man. Because if you get naked too fast in here, it's going to be over. You're the cold as one of here. But that's what they do with the stiletto. That, man, they went. I mean, the song was still, that nigger was still, she was, nigger, everything. Slow down.

Once you agree to a dance, you agree. They might as well come up out of it. You pay for it. Hey, no, hold on. I don't want to hear this song. Pace yourself, baby, please No, ain't no pacing yourself. This is Atlanta, man.

Hey, man. My homeboy, ran away. I feel bad if we don't say Tori Bricks, because, God damn it was a toss-up in life. A man of Tori-Brix. Stop doing this. What's she do? Unless any of these motherfuckers coming on the show.

I'm on here. Tori know what she did. Oh, she's supposed to kill. No, she knows what she did. Anybody flake on us? Anybody that we called? Uh-uh. Who is responsible?

She got our life together. We don't got no. So, Chad, if we want to get people on the show, You just lied in their DM. Is that what you're doing? Let me find out that's what you're doing, man. We could be having way better guests, man. You're going about it all wrong.

Stop starting your DMs off with LOL. LOL. LOL. We just going to have a whole bunch of fine-ass regular chicks on the show. If you're a fine-ass regular chick, if you're a fine-ass regular chick, you don't even have no Instagram. Hit us on the email 85 South at G. Load them up.

Hey, because this is... We're looking for fine chicks with 400 followers. Yes. Minimum 400, so we know you're real. Hey, man. Just because they got a lot of followers. Fuck all that. Fuck your followers.

It's a fine-ass an ain't that you see in the Washington with that ass that sit back, that she sit back on. That bitch be a head-ed-ed-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. And we want her own-name. She got an awesome... And her best friend named Brinnell. I'm your nephew. I'm a nephew.

How-la-ed-eat-an-a-old. Hey, that'd go right now. Yeah. Hey. You was riding out, bro. She was holding out, y'all. She's making neck bones. Oh, man.

Boy, y'all's stupid. Your nephew. That shit retarded, man. Loz, what's three things you want women to stop doing in 2017? Three things I want women to stop doing in 2017. I want them to, God damn, stop trying to catch a nigger cheese. if they cheat. Don't be a hypocrite.

Don't worry about where the fuck I was when you was out with a nigga. That's one. Give me number two. I want motherfuckies to stop posting that regular-ass dog filter. I'm so sick of that goddamn I don't even know what some of y'all look like.

I'm so sick of that fucking dog filter. If you don't have a dog nose, I don't know you. I don't even know what some of y'all real face looked like. In 2017, I want bitches and stop saying this too. I'm not going to say bitches because I'm, I mean, want this shit the message to really resonate hey don't use

well niggas do it for excuse to do anything that is not justify shit don't that don't do that no more please stop saying you're supposed to be a better person right right all right brother ily three things you want women to stop doing 2017

social media stalking the niggum how you said that really just got on your nerves yeah like stop fucking watching who I'm pushing like buttons on. Just because I like it

don't mean I like it. I like the picture. Not the motherfucker in it. I don't, you know. So, um, number two. Um, I want all women to accept that

it's going to be, just let a nigga have another chick. It's like, like I'm just sick of this shit. Quit bullshit with it. Quit bullshit with it. man, just let's let that shit go man. On the real, on the real side

of shit, I'm gonna say some real shit, and then y'all gonna have it after that. I'm gonna say one more thing about the third thing I'm gonna. Okay? This is the shit that fucking bothers me in the world, and this is some real shit. How is it that all these women packing all

these churches, and they go in there and say they believe in all the rest of this? And what is absolutely, definitely not ordained in the Bible that you cannot marry the same motherfucker that you are you cannot marry a man you a man you can't marry another man y'all have made that shit legal that's legal but something that is in actually in the bible where men had more than one wife prophets and messages had more than one wife something

that was ordained by the creator more than one wife you have made that which is natural illegal i don't understand this shit man i'm tired man we have to get together them More than one wife. Yeah, because how you can marry the same person, but you can't have another wife. And see, let me tell you what's going to stop when you let me hear that. No more motherfucking side pieces. You ain't got to have no side piece, nigga.

This is somebody you got to take care. Hey, show some respect. I'm with my wives. You know what I'm saying? On your minds. And women who on the side, you're talking about a nigga ain't doing this, but now I'm obligated to do that for you. You ain't know.

This is a real decision. mess with a new bitch. I got to take on responsibility. You got to sit down with your two wives and say, can we take on another one? Can we handle another one? We don't like her. We don't like her. You know, you see the white boys doing it and they got TV shows from the niggas out here steal

all that shit. Sister wives. And throwing their motherfucking phone on the roof because it's another motherfuckling. Hey man, niggas. Tried, man. Come on, man. Niggas got a stand together. You niggas get together for black lives matter because a goddamn white girl, two lesbians put together black lives matter.

you niggas out in the street marching, but real shit that niggins really fuck with, niggas, put on your tins and your motherfucking jays and it's getting the street to say, nigga, two wives, niggins. Two wives, man. Two wives, man. Two wives, man. Tired of this fucking shit, man. You know what?

In the 30. The way that you put the message, you reached me. He slipped it in there. You reached me. I'm reached. I'm like, damn, we should have been pushing some legislation or something. Yeah, man. We tired of that shit, man.

You, you niggas in the world. white boys, everybody knows. White boys. Look, we watched a show that fucking A&E built a show about an old-ass white man with two, with three young, bad white bitches in the house.

What's the fucking difference? He's taking care of them. At some point, man, niggas got to get... See, that's why I'm mad at Barack motherfucking ass. Come on, man. Give nigg some shit

that they fucking wanted, man. You gave Iran some shit. You gave the fucking gay people some shit. You gave everybody some shit. What did the niggas get? You're a constitutional lawyer, Barat. Your wife's a constitutional lawyer. Ms. Michelle Barat.

You worry about fucking fat kids and shit, but niggas in the Constitution are not even... Niggins in the Constitution aren't even whole fucking people. Now you wonder why we're getting shot because, nigga, I can't quote the fucking Constitution because half the shit don't even fucking apply to me. Yeah, I mean? But, nigga, God damn.

If you're taking everything, nigga, give me two bitches, nigga, and leave me the fuck alone. Give me two bitches in some land, nigga, and watch me. prosper from there, motherfuck Do you know how much shit a nigger can get done in America in a three-check household? Nigger! Everything! And you know

why you don't want me to do it? Because you know... Everybody brought a check. Because you know we are pooled together, because you know what we would do together because you see, you got our fucking black women so fucked up in the head. Yo, nigga, got to be your own nigga and all this shit. White women don't give two fucks about that shit. Let me tell you how I know. The older black women get, the older

they get, they're going to understand. Because my mother told me, yo, I am I am divorcing. It's stepfather. not because the nigger got another bitch because he is starting to take money out the house to take care of this bitch and I can't do that. I don't get a fuck about you fucking no other bitch.

And when my mama told me, so the thing is, if you can take care of them, then you can be able to take care of him. Because you can't do it. But you take disadvantage one to take care of another. No, I want the money to start now. I want to be able to take both of y'all to popadoes. I'm going to go popadoes over here

and fucking popadoes over there and you know, I don't want you, because see, women to accept the shit if other bitches don't mean i saw your nigga out with somebody bitch so i saw your nigga out with somebody leap man at some point man every how the fuck is it happening in this world where we outnumbered and you separate now these households and the reason why most motherfucking people grow up in single parent household it's because i'm some other fucking woman my pops could have maintained you my mom and the other fucking bra that he was fucking with because he was doing it

before you fucking found out every nigga be doing something before you find out so obviously was maintaining. You knew nothing about this bitch and some other nosy bitch or some other hate-nass nigger decided to say, oh, this nigga date my cousin and you. Nigger, get the fuck out of here, because you date somebody else fucking cousin and them, too, nigga.

Weep, man. I feel like Congress need to pass this shit after the way you put it like that. It's a deal. It's a big put the American flag behind. I just feel like the Surgeon General should sign on some shit. Be like, give these Negroes two bitches and see what that does.

Nigget, you're going to blow up. Because it's going to take a lot of stress out your life Little Gucci man did with one life Ladies stressed out Because they try to do everything Whether you could split that shit I watch, the reason why most Niggas end up in fucked up situations

And end up in the streets of shit Because I watch my mom I watch my mother Try to do every motherfucking thing You, nigga, you are not no dude So you can't fucking rear me Because whatever this nigga was doing Cool

But it's behind another fucking and chick when okay why do women say that I've been hearing this my whole life I'm 43 man I've been hearing this my whole life a man is going to be a man I've been hearing that from women my whole life yeah what the fuck does that mean then

if you know a man is going to be a man what is the what is the back end of that because they ain't been taught the other way to deal with that and so when you get when you come in this country it's a lot of us man that we say oh we black and all this and niggas don't ever go back in history you can defend your you can defend your You can defend your position just from history.

It's like when this white man told me what he don't like about black people, we don't know how to talk. Well, you should blame yourself because when we came over here, we wasn't even speaking this bama-ass, back-ass language that you speak. We got that mammy, pap and shit from you.

Motherfucker, you stole a language from us. You stole a language, a culture, a way of life, and then you put us over here and you make niggas want to subject to one thing that you subject to. Niggas are never. Tell me one nigga in this on this,

fucking earth, nigga. They got one woman, Nigger. Morrow the King didn't even have one woman. He had bitches all on his march route. I'm like, what's up, King? You know, nobody. Name one person. Biches was hurt when they found out the father of the world had

more than one bitch. Bill Cosby. No, you can't find a nigga with one bitch. Find it. I'm thinking. Hashtag one bitch. If you only got one bitch

Right in Hey I think brother Ali I think it's very much It makes no sense man And if we don't And then just like I'm gonna make a real serious point

Let me say why I attack Black Lives Matter Because Black Lives Matter Had niggas in the street marching That did that shit didn't work for King Because if that worked back then We would be in a different position now On how they feel about us

So this is why my thing about Black Lives Matter They want you to start putting fucking body cameras on cops. What difference does that make if I can, if I have the button, I can push it on and off when I want to. Know what you need to do, black people, young black educated people, young black men and black leaders who say they're leaders, you say that you're leaders, but you're not giving niggas no out. So let me tell you what to do for all the black leaders who listening to all the niggas who got their Instagrams and all, telling them motherfuckers to push legislation. So this is what I

want for cops. If you want me to stop fucking wild in the street, this is what I want you to do this is what happens. If you're a cop and you fucking kill an unarmed person, then you should go on a leave of absent duty, no pay.

You should be able to have to carry your own fucking insurance. Because what makes you have to carry your own insurance? So when somebody when they shoot these people, the state just pay these people out. So that's on the state then the tax the taxpayers end up paying for so you paying for your own fucking shooting so make them carry personal insurance so you'll think twice about fucking pulling that trigger because now I'm in your pocket nigga I'm saying you can't be on you can't shoot a black

man then go on fucking leave and goddamn Mexico and drink margaritas because now you're yeah why you getting paid now it's no leave then when your ass go on thing now you're being tried as a fucking a fucking human just a regular civilian civilian right um No special cop fucking treatment, civilian treatment. Because you're not a cop no more. So you have to change and push legislation to change the law. And you get in their fucking pocket. And you're getting their ass on legislation to start pushing that.

They fucking got you marching the street with some fucking dumb shit. And then they call you savages and putting you in positions where people can start riots and blame the shit on you. But nobody's pushing that fucking pen. Right. Even the, even the quote-on-com. lead us. Man. That shit got you.

That shit just came out of no way. No, he came with it, though. Yeah, he ain't in with the shit. That was their passion and shit. I think people need to hear that shit. Because you're right. You got affected at that level. If we ain't affecting it at that level,

then what the fuck is happening? Why have a million? Why have a million followers and 43 million followers and 49 million followers and you keep disseminating bullshit and you never pushing the narrative for your people to get. Well, how many, at some point, man, we have to start owning. We're African-American comics, and we're pushing a product that is very valuable,

but there's no African-American clubs that's owned by African-American comics that's pushing the narrative that's ran professional, that's done right. You know what I'm saying? And those African-American clubs can't be discriminating against the niggas, and you bringing the same nigga 48 times and it's thousands of niggas out here trying to get on and you're trying to pigeon-held hold a nigger.

It's all type of shit that we should do in order to make each other come up in prosperous. It's like everybody in this room has to understand that's why they're in this room helping this machine run. And so that's the thing, man, you have to disseminate a different type of message. Even that we comics, man, we have a responsibility to the universe and to our community

to say responsible shit. That's real. Even though we'd be saying some wild ass shit. Yeah, that release. We got to say, it's our responsibility to say that wild ass shit and then say the type of shit that you're saying right now. That's why ain't nobody interrupt you? Because you're saying all the real shit.

Yeah, real shit. And then you pop a barbitur and keep it on moving. No, that's just a little bit. No, I mean, just pop a little barbitrish. Take some of the drugs. Take it a little bit. Because, you know, we can talk about this shit all day, but it's just like every day we turn the fucking news.

It don't matter if the shit happened in California, if the shit happened in New York, Georgia, Florida, the police ain't never got down wrong when they kill a nigga. They don't never find no wrongdoing. Just like what the dude in South Carolina, shoot a nigga in the back five times on camera. Move the gun. The goddamn jury say, hey, we can't, we don't know.

Even though the man moved a gun, he moved the gun. They got him on camera, moving the gun. Hey, man, you tossed the gun by the man. The man wasn't shooting. He was running away. But see, there's no legislation push. It's just a bunch of talk because they know what they're doing. Let's let them talk, and they're going to be angry, and then it's going to go away.

Just like the Serra Blaine thing, because they played the Serra – the Blaine thing. They played it all. Nobody even knew because they paid her. They paid her family off. Book that check, and then it's gone. But nobody's pushing the legislature. What happened to the cop, though? Right.

He's still out there. Because obviously, you know that he's wrong because you wouldn't have paid me. Right. You know who fault this is? I can tell you right now who fought this is. Soldier Boy fought. He's out here going that niggas right now. We got more shit to talk about in the streets than to be out here.

Did he say it was soldier bull? Yeah. You ain't went at the police yet, soldier boy. You ain't popped that purple pistol at the police yet. But you're mad at everybody. Everybody got to get there. Everybody got to die today. What if I don't believe you?

That nigga said, this soldier boy is fault. Don't blame it on. Because I'm going to blame you. Young Thugger, but you just... You thought it was Thugger for? It's Soldier put off. I'm blaming soldiers. Speaking of Young Thug, did you see this shit where he went off on these dixies at the airport?

15,000, them bitch is lying. Young Doug. Young Thug said he was going to give them 15,000 to quit their job right now. Young Doug, I'm going to tell you this. This is just a little piece of advice from somebody who travels a lot. Take some of that 15,000 and stop flying on Alaska Airlines. Should have been on Dillard like a motorcycle. You stupid

You had a private jet You wouldn't be left You wouldn't miss your plate If they left you It's Alaska You can't even expect them to be At the airport That they told you they were at

They had too many personnel For it to be Alaska He had two people from Alaska I had two people from Alaska I had to wait I see the lady from Alaska Check me in Then go back behind the counter

Take my bag Put my shit on the plane That's real Then gave me penis on the flight I said This bitch is working. You tell me this bitch Tickets and work on the place?

And then then she was out there a bag in the jet-out. This shit retarded. Alaska Airlines charge for everything. Man, they charge $3.99 for a sneeze.

Spirit charge for everything. If you hate somebody, put them on spirit. Man, spirit is the worst goddamn airline. How are you charge a nigga for a boy pass? Now, these niggins sell you a

goddamn, they sell you a flight for, $49. And then charge you to miss it. And then charge you the $100 to bring you bag on. I hope you missed it. You got the damn baggage more than the ticket. The bullshit, oh, that's $100.

Bitch the ticket wasn't for $9. I'm in the $9.00. Spirit will send you an email with a price so low you can't believe. Like, nigger, this bitch going from Atlanta to L.A. for $3,000. All I got to do is leave on a Wednesday morning at 5.49 a.m.

Hey, bro. You better. You been not bring a backpack you gotta get on what you got. You bring anything you got to travel naked like a Terminator all your clothes

Hey man ain't have all your shit on Hey no clothes baby We're gonna pack everybody in this cargo space You gotta mail your clothes Spirit the only airline They'll test your gangster though

Because they'll let you buy the ticket for $9 or $12 how much a low ticket is And if too many people buy them And you get on that bitch They're like nah We're gonna just cancel this hole We got too much You ain't ever had them canceling

They'll cancel on you How about this shit? And then you just got to leave. When they oversell the flight, right? Yeah. You got a direct flight. That bitch gangster they're the mother. They oversawed it.

So now your next flight got nine-stop. Yeah, you everywhere. You got to fly from Atlanta to Macon to Savannah to Augusta. Man. Then go to Columbia, South Carolina, stopping Charlotte. Four-hour layover in Chicago. Fly to Denver. Then your Denver flight flight fly from Denver to Phoenix, Arizona.

Then from Phoenix, the goddamn Sacramento. Sacramento to LA You'd be like, God damn I'd been everywhere And they didn't let you off this bitch You get off, you got to start over You fly in so much Your bags ain't even caught up with you yet

You gotta fly you break back to the same Your bags in Oakland Do you get there And they say some shit like Oh, well your bag will be here tomorrow You're fucking off Fuck this I didn't pay $288 for these fucking bag

The ticket wasn't for $7 though But how is the plan The guy's asking you shit Well where you're gonna be? We'll bring the bag to you. When we get them. Whenever we get it, we're going to bring it right to you. Where is it going to be here sometime tomorrow?

Nick, that's a motherfuckerucking spirit, man. I'm telling you, if you hate somebody, if you hate them, if you really hate them, put the motherfuckers on spirit and let them know. And they're going to be, they're going to have the worst life when you see them. Nick, I was a happy person. I got on, I was joyous. It was a good time. And I got on spirit, nigga.

And it just started taking moral pieces of my life because I'm arguing with a lady about a goddamn backpack that I'm not paying $50 for a backpack. Man. $50 for a backpack. A backpack. And then I said, I did not print out online. I was supposed to print out.

I didn't know that. I thought you'd get a goddamn boy pants. That bitch said, you can go over to their impression. I said, what if you print? All the way back out for security. What if you print out? That's going to be $10. for my boy

that's and I'm and then this one I knew this shit was bad I went through all that and I got to security and the nigger as security said oh you're on spirit y'all might leave on time I said nigga what

what you mean I might leave on time he said oh you just going to Vegas you know I hate when they put you on that bullshit group you in group five what group is that No, no, I'm Scott Priority now. That's what I'm saying. I go before everybody.

Even when you Scott Priority. I didn't have to let the wheelchair people go like, oh, my bag, I ain't, I ain't know, I ain't doing nothing on him. Not on Spirit. Come on. It's five groups before you're talking about on Spirit. It's five groups before Scott Priority. Diggins, Diamond, Ruby, Platinum, hard-ass metal, and then just, Scott Priority.

Mother, if you got your military outfit on. then if you need some more assistance, people with kids, hold on, hold on, if you used to work here, then they call everybody for you, and you were like, hey, bitch, listen. What group are you in? What did I pay for? Come on, let me, um.

If I'm one behind the group, you got to let me through. I don't like when you're in that group and ain't shit left but middle seats. Now you got to try to pick two motherfuckers that ain't too fucked up to sit between. Oh, you're on side where? Let me tell you the trick, though. Whenever you're on spirit and you're on that bitch,

you got to tell them you want to sit the exit road. You can stretch your legs all the way out in that bitch. But your shit won't let back. Oh, no, if you guys don't get, yeah. The front one, it don't let back. The second exit row, you can lean back. Shit, they try to call them shit's comfort seats now. They charge you extra for sitting in the exit row like it's comfort.

I was like, bitch, this is an extra job. But wait a minute. I got to open the door and some shit happen. I ain't going to lie to you. I'm going to be the worst. You got me working. How they asked you the X-a-R-R-Quest? And if they're in emergency, are you willing to assist?

And you'd be like, yeah, but in your mind, you're like, this bitch catch fire. I'm getting off. I don't get a fuck. Who else get out? You still got to go out there, though. Yeah, I'm going to get out. You know what makes me mad when the motherfuckers be like, your seat can turn into a flotation device? I'm like, who terrible-ass idea was that?

That's supposed to be safe? We ain't even flying over water. What the fuck? I got one for you, though. This is a question I've been trying to figure out, Lee. Y'all help me answer this one. Why they say you got to put your seatbelt on on the plane, name me somebody that survived a plane crash because of seatbelt.

Nobody. They say you got to put your seatbelt on. I don't get how you got to put your seatbelt on. But I can't give you. On the plane, but not on the fucking bus. But I can't give you this, though. It killed that one dude. Remember?

On flight? No, the dude that used to do the infomercials. He was on the plane. He didn't have a seatbelt on. He was up trying to get some shit. Plain did some shit He hit his head He sat his ass down

Then he got home He died The info marks a dude It's Billy something Oh that's what happened to him Yeah The dude from the magic power shit Nah this is what we'll happen

If you don't have that seatbelt on And you got that tray table down And something happened And you come forward And you hit your gut Decaptate No That's stupid

That's stupid though That's stupid Decapitate You're going to move on yourself. No, you should have seen his face. Like, he was a movie thing. Yeah, it came in through with the pistol and hit the thing. Decapitation.

That's fucked up, man. My wife fucked over me last week, Doug. Not cheaty-wise, but what she did was she got mad. And she did keep talking about putting people in spirit. But she got mad, dog. Nick is this dumb as hell. Br, she took. First off, I was trying to lead the creed.

And we had got two. I was trying to leave, and I couldn't find my shoes. Like, I was looking for my shoes. Like, I was trying my jays. And all I found was just my slip-on shoes, and I went in my closet, and she had put the baby shoes around, like the babies had took my shoes, and she hid all my fucking shoes, dog. When I found them, though, she had the motherfuckers head all over the house,

so I couldn't leave the crib. Nigel, you know why they- Go on Instagram. You know why this story. Your wife funny is a motherfucker. You know why they started broke up. Baby shoes around your shoes. Look this shit, dog. Look at this shit.

She only took one shoe. That's her? No, no, that's not. That's not. That's me right there. Right. Go down a little bit. To the right.

That boy got that young Johnny Blaz under. Mm-hmm. That boy had them belt on the... She left the bullshit shoes. She left all the bullshishish shoes. You should have put the white ones on. Look, look. She left the baby shoes.

Okay. I'm not going to wear the white shoes. Where I'm going to go? She took the right of me. That's them. That's them Nigerian. That's them got them pop. Hey, no, go back up.

Go back up. Bang, bang, bang, bang, that's them. Oh, you get it's another, it's another pair of little Nigerian shoes. She took my other pair of hairphones, left mine. Wait, wait, wait, wait, go back to them shoes. Right back. Oh, he's going to run back. This where she put my shoes at, bro.

Come on, man. She had my shoes in the goddamn can't. Come on, man, bro. Your wife, Petty is here. She hit all my shoes in the cat. She hit her head, patty, patty. All your shoes. She hid one shoe of each pair.

Look, but I'm looking like, what? But what are the rollerblank? What the rollerblades doing up there? Why she put them up there? Like. Ah, she fucked over me, though. She was in that shit, chilling like a motherfucker. Oh, I ain't do that.

Fucked over me, daw. My partner laughing, though. Look, look at them one little African pair. Man. Okay, right now, you have to come to us. I tell you what I said now. I'm going to point you left now. It's a pair, right?

Yeah. Hey, Billy got a pair of them gaiters with the, with the fingernails and shit. That niggins thought we missed them little arrogance. We got a good story. That boy got them in two maize. Billy, you got them scammer sandals. All right, man. This is the 85-self.

He got a, uh-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-a-da-to-moos. It's a podcast for niggas who want to hide their shit so they can't leave a half. else she wanted you to wear them white ones out yeah she had both of them upset out there no ain't nobody gonna fuck with him in these he better with him nigerian shoes niggi put them damn marinos on and go outside niggins what's your social media man man oh see now man you niggins fin to blow my social media yeah man you know i already know this this when these little ratchy bitch would be going on and niggas be so y'all got the niggas Come on, man.

We're trying to make dreams come through. Come on social media. This is the make a wish for out there. Niggas on these. I don't like the niggins who be coming on with their pitchers. All their first pitch of their niggins, they don't have no shirt on smoking the blood. Right. I don't like them.

Hey, man. You put a hell on the show, man. Nick got a pit bull biting the motherfucking chihuahua head, tattooed on the side. What's the type of audience we got, man? Social media-wise on my Instagram. It's just Ali-S-D-D-I-Q. on Twitter is Ali underscore speaks

Billy, what's your social media? Billy Sorrell's on everything S-O-R-R-E-L-S on everything Clayton English, those shit still Clayton English man, Clayton English on everything you know what it is you can't spell it English work on yourself

figure that shit out Come back to me I got it. Y'all so. Does Rebel Radio anything said anything said about what you said about black by the night at? Oh, 92 a.m. Rebel Radio?

Rebel Radio. Ninety-2 a.m. Rebel Radio. We want to welcome everybody back. Listen here. We got a couple of fellas up here today with us. We want to talk about Black Lives Matter, whatever. Hell, I'm Richard Woodrow. You ever introduce me, Carlos? Wait a minute, buddy. Nobody said nothing to put it. What's your name? Hold on, Billy. Nobody said nothing to you yet, Billy.

Hold on, Billy. Hold on. Wait a minute. God damn it. I got to give my sponsorships out of the way. Listen, we're going to do this damn thing. Now, this ain't my part of the show. just come from the company now you want to sit up here we got a we got us a black fellow up here today hell who felt just like hell we feel he felt he doesn't he disagreed with black lines man he disagrees with him so what that's damn sure did i want to wait now i want to let you let let him talk first before we jump off we're here now now uh brother alie how you doing i'm all right welcome the 92 a um rebel radio god damn right stars and bars and bars and

Big-ass cars. God bless America and no place else. That's right. You got definitely bless no place else but America. That's right. Because I'm here, man. My name's Bubby. I got Bubby and Bubby Auto Sales.

Right outside of Mobile, Alabama, you can get you the best car, the money can buy. If you want to come on out, come on out to Bubby and Bubby Auto Sales. Wait a minute. We got Cadillac. What do you got over? Well, let me tell you what we got. We got...

You can start with Chevroletes. You can end with Chevrolet. That's exactly what... Chevrolet. Well, let me tell you what I got. I got an 01 Malibu so clean, you can open up the hood and eat off the motor. That's how clean it is. Let me tell you what I got.

We got no Silverado Z-7. Well, let me tell you what. Let me tell you what I got over there. Sport package. If you like this car, you're going to love this car. This is a 07 Chevy Cruze with the inside so clean. This son bitch got everything but trucks over. It's fully loaded.

I haven't got to the trucks yet, brother. I have an F-150. Brother, that you got a four. God damn minute. Hold on. Wait, wait, cut the bullshit. Now, we don't drive no fucking Ford truck's up

here. The only thing that Ford truck is good for is driving over to the Chevrolet dealership. If I've said it one time, I've said it two times on this. Carlos, do you want to tell him what Ford stands for? It stands for fix or repair daily. That's what the for it's for.

You got damn right. It's for hauling. You know what? Ford stands for fuck or ride dick. You know what? I also want to tell you about another car I got over there. Don't tell me nothing if it ain't a damn Chevrolet truck. Let me tell you what it is.

It's a fully loaves it Chevrolet Silverado extended cab. You can't even say it. I think you got the wrong goddamn car. Now, listen. No, I got pretty good car here. And I want a Chevrolet. Well, you got a Chevrolet. I'm going to tell you.

I bought a car from Ms. Sunbitch four or five years ago. He never did come back and give me the title. Carlos, let me tell you something. We told you three times you had to bring that. Wait a goddamn minute. My name's Stevie. I'm sorry. I thought that was Randy.

No, this is Stevie. Okay. But where is Randy? But you better pick your eyes over here, man. I'm about to kick your ass, buddy. Hey, let me tell you something. I'm going to kick you in the face, and I'm going to make the groundhog your mailman. Wait a minute.

Okay. God damn it. Hey, don't let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you. Hey, hey, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. I asked the questions over here. damn me. I was sitting over here. I was about to talk this fellow about the black lives

that didn't matter. Then you get to jumping all fucking jumping around. Now I'm ready to whip some ass. And I can't find my goddamn cigarettes nowhere. So I know I'm ready to fight now. Hell. If there aren't Marlboros in the Softpack, I don't

want them. Well, listen here. I quit smoking Marlores about four weeks ago. My little brother, Randy, put me on these new ports. delicious. Some of the tastiest cigarettes I ever had. Now, listen, what was you

saying, buddy? What was you saying? You said something. I said, I answered your question. Well, once you said for a truck, I really didn't give a fuck too much about what you were saying anyway. Let me tell you about this Chevrolet Silverada S-10. I got

an S-10 over there going right now. Sweet deal. It comes with a mobile home attachment. Tell them what station you're on. We're on 92. We have a rebel radio. Rebel radio. Give us a good Rebel Yale. Give us a good old Rebel Yell. And then we're getting the hell out of it.

That ain't now you do no damn Rebel. You on Rebel Yell! Ha! For the battle cry. Who got mushroom? Who got mushroom? Okay, buddy. I'm out of here, man.

We're not going to nowhere yet. I got to listen here. Before we go, we still have those Conway West tickets. Conway. Send us today. Conway West. We've got the Conway West tickets. It's going to be sold out. Come on, touch the sky. We're going to, look, we've got some emails,

and we're trying to get everybody's America sweetheart. We want to get Tater Swift on here. Tater Swift. We call it Tater. Tater Swift is nice. She's got a pretty mouth. Listen here. Tater, listen here. I know you listen to me, but Tater Swift.

We want to get you on here for 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. You guys up here, kind of. sweet on you. You goddamn right. You little sweet thing. I want to sobbing up with some goddamn grave. You know, you look better than a piece of deer meat on a biscuit. A. Little venison, pussy. A. Little venison. We'll see you next time. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio.

This has been another dope episode of the 85th shot. My name is Carlos Miller. We are in here today with Billy Surrell's Clayton English and Ali Sadeek. Much love the Red Bull. Backwood's incredible. Everybody who sent us some shit. Ali, you have anything saying closing? Hey, man. I had a fantastic time. I haven't laughed this hard on the goddamn podcast in a long time, man. Thank you, you guys are fantastic, man.

I thank y'all for all the support, man. You always got our support. And thank you for letting me get a lot of this crazy shit off my chest. Can't say that type of shit, no else? Hopefully, I didn't defend anybody, and it was not my intent. And if I did, hey, man, I'm still in these streets. Yeah, if we offended anybody, we forgive you. Yeah.

We forgive the fuck out of you. Because there's something going on in your life. Why y'all don't invite me to none of these shows? What you're doing is the first one? What you're doing this Tuesday? This Tuesday? That shit's going home. I'll be home Monday.

I can come back out Tuesday. Come on, Tuesday. I'll fly right back to this. Bill, what you got in closing, man? I want to let you know I got a Chevrolet Corsica. That's so clean. That's my mother, I'm going to say, Corsica. That's my mother's saying, if you like this.

car you're gonna love this car you like this car you're gonna love this car I'm gonna say now that's a way come on here bring cash because you're gonna want it that's what's up man your W-2 you're ride home today your job is your credit your job is your credit zero down no problem bring your mall your pause somebody to sign off you're driving today walking in but you're driving out bubby and bubby auto sales it's like you giving whips away with the car you get a free whip Okay, boys and girls, tune in the next week with Mr. Bubbles makes his favorite return. Oh, man.

All right. We got out of here? Hey, some real shit, though. I ain't been home today. I haven't been going to home. Hey, Clayton, everybody. Thank y'all for fucking. No, thank y'all.

You're coming to making that shit. Oh, dope. Shout out Dr. Duff's, man. Most definitely, man. Keep a pimping. 85 South show. We have to go. Yes.

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