The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - It Feels Good to Be Home feat. Fat & Paid | Ep. 11

Episode Date: February 26, 2016

Karlous & DC Young Fly are back home in Atlanta fresh from L.A., but somebody forgot to tell Chico. The crew is joined by DC's childhood friend Fat & Paid and the old friends roast each other non-stop. Since they're back in the A, they give A-Town history, A-Town do's & don'ts and since it's the end of Black History Month - the crew are making last minute racial draft trades. Listen in. Download, subscribe, leave a comment and tell a friend to tell a friend! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I had your auntie, butt-necked Sunday afternoon. She's making greens. We watch a cartoons. She's making greens. Watch a cartoon. What you do? What you do? I had this freaky-ass old lady.

Her name was Tracy. Y'all. She used to make them good-ass greens. Y'all. She used to make them good-ass greens. I'm going to tell you about this old lady name Martha. Hey, Martha. I miss you because I used to be your barber.

Hey. Keep the beat going. I got a few more coolest. Ah, he's talking about a barber. Yeah. uh-huh this one for miss deborough and mabeline and anne jones yeah then my hoes from the east side east side they're making fish sandwiches yeah all right who's on the west side i got two names man oh got some old name hey josephine oh debor josephine jane i used i used thought it was joseph didn't

fain no man you stupid hey hey hey hold up man welcome to the 85 south We own, we're on, we're back. Oh, we're just having for it. Fucking keep the beat going then. Tell you about the other one. Yeah. These niggas in class. Class.

Had an old lady named Mary Agnes. Used to like to eat Popeyes. I had an old lady name, Deborah. Our first date was at the Martin Luther King, son. She was like I know him. I was like, you do. She was like, yeah. I had this other chick named Alice Ann.

She was paid. She was like, I got a son your wage. For real. She had a son my age. I don't get a fuck because I'm still smear them good. He said he's going to smear them good. We're going? We're going?

We're going? We're going. Ugh, glad. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. It is your man, Carlos Miller. And I'm in here with my nephew, cousin, my sister's baby daddy, little brother. hell going on. It's Y. DC Yon Fly, man. Welcome back.

25 South show. Bro, we in this bitch like a fetus. Oh, man, we in this bitch. What's the fetus? A baby? That's why I meant we in this bitch like a fetus. Like, we in this bitch like a fetus. Oh, a fetus is a baby. Right. Okay. He stole them. He stole them. Who said them? What? The balls you stole. I don't steal, bro. I quit stealing in 2004. Okay. We got a special guest in the building. We ain't even going to tell them who it is. We show like. I'm going to tell them. I'm going to Who is this?

It's me, Fatten Paid, and it's this bitch. Hey, what up, right? It's me. It's me. Like, he just been here before. I ain't pulled up to the drive-thoo. Hey, it's me. I feel like I've been here.

I'm trying to feel like I've been here. That's how them new rappers be. You know what it is, nigga? No, we don't. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? You know what side of town I'm from?

No, we don't. We never heard of you, bro. Y'all heard of me, nigga. Maybe we got my boy Fat and Paid in here, man. Team Igon. Team Ignat. Yeah. You know you the replacement nigga, right?

I don't care. We had another nigga that we had the fire. We had the fire. Hey, man, get that nigga on the phone, man. I'm telling him. No, don't call his ass. Man, no, we got to call him back. I'm going to stay up here.

I just check my phone, bro. I had 66 missed calls, bro. That said, Lowe's. How long you thinking before we get ready for the show? What the fuck? Chico had anyway. Where he at, man? Y'all got Chico on the phone.

Call him back, bro. He on the phone? Chico. All ready? Yeah. Hello? Call that nigga, man. That niggas on the expressway.

He don't pull it over. He's in an emergency lane. He probably went back to the other spot. He don't even know. We back in Atlanta, everything. Hello? Y'all niggas hear me? Yeah, we hear you.

Hey, man, fuck. My headphones ain't working. I don't hear nothing. I don't hear nothing. Fuck y'all niggas. How y'all niggas not going to let me know what the motherfucking studio at, man? Because last show you wanted to keep talking. We had to get rid of your ass.

Fuck you, D.C. That's why you built like a new poor 100, nicks. Uh, hey, why you planned? Why are you playing? People I already had to send me pisses at your ass licking from the proud family. I don't get the fuck, nigger. Tell me to my face, nigga. Let me come up there and find y'all, niggas.

You can tell me to my face. Fuck y'all, niggins. I want to, because your breath smell like a black and mild wine. Hold up, bro. You're legit man. You used to be my nigger, D.C. used to be my homie. Used to be my ace.

Now I've been to slap the taste out your mouth. Damn! Well, you got to start being an Uber driver first, motherfucker. Oh, man. Hey, man. Fuck y'all. Hey, Carlos. What?

Hey, Carlos, nigga. fuck your beard nigger really didn't have an ass nigger really nigger no i got some fuck your hair pollicles that's never gonna grow back what a policles that's right i'm bald nigger i'm bald and that's why you say a big word chiko chico bro we back in atlanta bro you didn't know we left we're gone we're home oh but still niggi y'all could have talked to y'all and that y'all ain't shit you know what man Fuck y'all niggas fuck the 85 fuck that Really nigga and we was just about to offer you a $7,000 contract

Bro, we was trying to make you a permanent host for the year Y'all Niggas ain't shit man fuck is B. Harvey in there that nigga in that thing is like earthworm Jimmy bro don't be talking about bro you can't talk about B Harvey like what the fuck is wrong with you chico I'm gonna take one of your hats and shit in a nigga tell B. Harvey look like earthworm gym niggas he do but you're not you can't say that shit no his beard No, but he don't look like Earthworm Jim. What the hell made you think you going to call our show cussing people out, bro? D.C., young fly, you look like one of them aliens for men and black.

Vince, you look like my thumb with a smiley face on it. So, Chico, so what you're saying is... I hope the show is horrible. I hope the motor in your car drop right now. And your train minutes and say, fa-fah, fa-fah, Q a men. So, Chico, what you're saying is, that you're saying is up there. So, Chico, what you're saying is... What you're saying is you don't want this $7,000 that we was about to offer you to do the rest of these episodes.

What? Yeah, we had a contract. We was going, because the people was like, oh, Chico, he's funny on there. We don't fuck with you, but we was like, all right, we'll see if we'll offer him. We was going to offer you a little contract for like $7,000 to do like 35 episodes. Yeah, that's all right there. My bad, I fuck all that shit I was talking about, man. You know I love y'all.

Oh, so you won't? So the $7,000, you in? My bad. Yeah, because, bro. Chico, you still go to sleep with vapor rubs on your chest? That thing in the garage, y'all. Say whatever you want to tell about me, man. I need that money, man.

Hey, when that nigga walks, he looked like he won. You don't see somebody with a shit bag. Hold up, bro, D.C. From the back, you didn't know. Chico's birthday was the other day, man. Tell the ugly that nigga, happy birthday, man. Oh, shit. I'm going to give a fuck.

Oh, yeah. What she go. Happy birthday, dude. I know you don't give a fuck. I know you don't give a fuck. Because if you gave a fuck, you would have gave me a shout out on your Instagram so I could have got some following you. Yeah, he stands you at hell, bro.

My grandma died, he didn't even post a fly on Instagram for the funeral. I did. Bro, the funeral was lame in hell, bro. Happy birthday, Chico, happy birthday to you. You see how he just singing happy birthday, so he'll got to put you on the ground. That's what he doing. You're selfish, three million followers. You can't fuck all them followers, bro.

You need some help. Get Chico for a little follower. When I was out 100,000, niggies repost me and I'm like, hey, whoever this nigga is, he funning. I'm like, nigga, my name is my name. The nigger name in the video. Who is this, nigga? Nigger, nigger, look, this is what you can do, D.C. I got you.

Put that picture up with me that looked like stinky from the proud family. They tell me happy birthday, nigga. I take it, nigga, I need them followers. Say no, motherfuckin'all. It's done. No. Chico, man, happy birthday. We got a lot of good feedback and shit.

People's like, y'all got to get Chico on her. I know you got good feedback. I'm your daddy, motherfucker. Nigger, but the feedback was from your ass. It was you sending me tweets like, I'm dope as hell on the 85 South show. Exactly, niggas, just in case you didn't know, just in case you didn't know, and I found out when you got that magician hoodie you had on, nigga, man.

Hey, hang up on this nigga right now, man. Hang up on this nigga right now because he's about to say the shit, and I don't want nobody to know where I got the motherfucking hoodie from. Where is the pictures? Don't worry about it. I send it to you. It's on Twitter. Y'all hung up on Chico?

I screenshot it. Y'all did? All right, cool. Well, Chico, you, hello? He gone, bitch. How? Oh, that nigga back on the phone. Man, get this nigga off.

I'm back, nigga, I don't know what the studio at, but I got the number, motherfucker. Oh, this, nigga, stalking us, man. Don't worry about it. We need to cut the lines off. Hashtag block chico. Shut out. Fuck y'all, niggas.

I'm about to go hit this big bitch to get some of that tack money back. You niggas, kiss my ass, nigga, fuck y'all, Nick. Sticky. Bye, Nicky. This is the pettiest nigger ever. Fuck.

That is some petty shit. It don't matter, because we got a new co-host in here, man. I would like to welcome my nigga fat and paid to the show. I don't want to do it no more. Y'all just talk to him got down about 20 minutes. Ah, him's sad. That's how he ain't talking about shit.

Bro, we had to fire that, nigga. Him is sad. He should have came up here, man. They're my jar today. Him is so sad. I just got high. Fuck that. You're the replacement, nigger.

But do you see this shit? Hey, I do my job good. That shit, that dude. Can y'all zoom in? Zoom in on this shit. She'll look just like sticking from the crowd. Yes, he does. Can you please get that.

Zoom in on this shit. For the world to see. Hey, that's what I told a fly he looked like, though. What he looked like? Oh, that shit was so fun. Tell them, bitch. Mr. Washington front of watch. Hey, man.

Stop licking out, man. Right here is where y'all dropped the picture of Mr. Washington from the watch. Yes. Please drop that one in here. My nigga D.C. on fly. How was it, bro? What was it like out there on the West Coast, man,

doing your thing? Season 8. I'm asking you like I wasn't there. I know I was saying like, nigga you was dead. Somebody got to ask the questions. Well, how about you ask? Let me ask us.

Let me ask. I was the, um, wilding out because I, uh, Ask us, bitch We're gonna fire this nigga too Don't worry Don't worry Don't worry

Look, man How was wild a night man How y'all Is y'all enjoy Wilden out

How would the How would the A wild I was fin to say Some retarded that shit I just start myself But no man

It was It was dope You know what I'm saying I'd be telling the truth I felt like New York crowd was better than L.A I'd be telling the truth

The New York was way liva bro L.A was like y'all gotta get they were like good guys they ain't get no place that way the war you're trying to fork who right who ain't getting nothing DC is a ho who ain't get nothing you guys what I got something for the show we started for real you're telling on yourself on you're telling out the truth for all right cool bitch is like niggas that's being honest oh my god yes sir like this one that came in yes sir you're stupid as hell man he didn't

see what she looked like I didn't see the back turn the whole time he's all he's all he's all with opponent's no man and to all the fans who are listening to the show who watched Wilden out this season we say this shit every season but this is going to be one of the best seasons tell them why though because tell them why i got my own reason bro we made some real history this turn yeah we made some real history bro like we had some people on the show it's it's so new i can't even say it right now but the the guests that we had this shit nobody would ever expect that's what i'm saying nobody would ever expect and plus it was more participation right you know what i was just about to say is like we're grinding so

hard and they saw us having so much fun on the last couple seasons like all the guests they were really into the games now so it's like ain't nobody standing around ain't nobody super cool what game y'all murder y'all ain't gonna tell us uh the singing games as soon as they hear these songs that we got coming out it's gonna be crazy man yeah real for real yeah all this sign language in the studio what is going on is somebody see a roach i did me like there i thought he even asked me I just had to ask for some jeans because a bitch sent me a picture and I'm getting hard

and I can't get up or this whole room will get off So you just sent somebody to get you some jeans I need some jeans You sweatpants, they're gonna do it That's what's up man I'm glad that you're in here A Fat &Pay

You see how quick we got a replacement When we fired this thing Yes because this shit was crazy man Fat man can you tell us man What you got going on man Where are you being bro? Like this is one of my partners off Instagram

Late at night I'd be seeing them like posting funny shit talking shit like what a bald head strippers at look over with some wings i'm like are you serious yeah i saw you don't i'll be seeing you thirsty you be up late's night late at night thirsty hair like what the girls with a little bit of hell in the coach you i'm like what you got yeah that me right there though all day i just want a little bit of hell that time man just a little bit that's a little bit that how you like your your pizza with just a little bit a little bit how you know this thing you know man man like people know

like y'all they know him and you and they see y'all together and they know y'all What you mean, how I'm eating, you're talking about high middle, period? How you know this, man? Man, I don't know, bro. That shit's that crazy, bro. I met that nigga has in high school. You went to high school? Yeah, I went to high school.

How long? Longer than your goddamn beard, me. You was in there for a minute. That's why I asked, I knew you was either in there for a long time. Can you tell the motherfucking people how you know me? I don't want to tell everybody. He won't want me to tell the school. We went to school.

And I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. How you know this, now? I'll tell you what happened. I went to maze right. And I'm not I went to Maze, right And I was in class

And I was in class And we were doing a project and shit Her name was Miss Taylor That was the project y'all was doing Miss Taylor? No, her name was Miss Taylor We were just doing some other shit And I was just out, you know

Singing out loud Miss Taylor I need butter And he turned around like Who do fuck is this though man He was like He was like bitch do that shit again I was like shit

Miss Taylor He was he was like But he was like but I got to fuck with you So you So you discovered this nigga Basically. Nah, hell now. Fuck that.

Hell, nah, me. That nigga discovered you, man. Nah, me and the boy got down been going crazy though ever since that day, though. For real. That's what's up, man. It's ain't no fake shit.

Since we back in Atlanta, man. How you feel being back home? We were gone for a minute, bro. It was cool, man. You know, it was, you know. What? The females out there was, it was okay. It was, I like recording

a lay because of the, how can I say this? Say it. The bitch. Okay. There was some nice females out there in the audience. You know what I liked about, LA? What?

The sun be out, bro. All the time. Yeah, man. You can actually wear all. Not at 1030, though. Like, California is a place that let you wear all your outfits. Like, in the morning, you can show your legs off and wear some shorts. And then you put on your mint coat.

You put your whole mint coat on. Yes, you can. It was all right, though, man. And you know what else I love about? What do you like about, LA? The city big, but it's small. So you can go everywhere on Uber for about $9 and you. True. True. It wasn't like that at first, but now it is.

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Man, here's some shit. Just do, like, three crazy-ass songs. We ain't got no bill, hell. Now I got to eat this cereal. I want to hear you and Bobby Brown on the song, nigger. What, what? Do another one. That'll be crazy.

I didn't know you could just do them bitches like that. I'm like, Bobby. Put that pipe down. I like it. Come and smoke this weed, man. I like it. When that shit come out? Man, shit, I got to get them on the track first.

Okay, what's the other one you're going to do? Do another. Another one. Obama! I wish you can run again. That shit need to be on iTunes late on this week. Real nigga shit. This shit is going to get so fucked, though.

Obama League, boy. What you think going to happen? He gave us a hat clock. That's not reserved on a hat clock. A slow one, too. What you think going to happen with Obama lead, bro? Everything, boy. Everybody keeps talking about Hillary Clinton getting into president.

I mean, she do. Oh, man. It's okay, but... I know she's going to get fucked. She's going to get fucked up. You can't give head to make everything. up, bro, he got a state. All right, we'll come get your head.

He got to stay. Yeah, we got to find some way for a dollar $75, bro. Yeah. I put $20 worth of gas in my car. It took me 30 minutes to get $20 worth of gas. I was like, yeah. It didn't take 30 minutes. Sometimes you got to stop and go get your change.

Like, look, let's get $10.75. That's the best feeling in the world when you tell them 20, and your shit stop at like 1601, and then you go in and they give you that three, you be like, me get some chips. You feel me. On these niggas. But since we now talking about Atlanta, right? Right.

What are the dudes and don'ts by living in Atlanta, man? Bro, the first thing, the first dudes and don'ts of Atlanta is the first thing you need to do is you need to learn how to talk that Atlanta shit, bro. That shit will save your life. You gotta know what he's saying. If a nigga come up on you and you don't know what he's saying, he gonna take that shit the wrong way if you play him all, like, the nigga just might never seen you before just walk up like, hey, bro, you fought with that gag, bro.

Nigger, like, hey, yeah, I was a wruggler. No, bro, he got damn gay, gay, boy. He on your head, then. Bro, you don't got that fuck that gay, bro. Oh, hell, shop. You don't smoke, my name. Foofoo? Bro.

You need to learn how to speak Atlanta talk because. You can't get, you can't get, you can't have no about the directions. Right. Anybody not allowed him for directions, especially me. How do they give directions in Atlanta? Hey, black, fly, how the hell do you get down now? I'm like, look, do what you're going to do right. Go to go down here.

Go to that corner. It's going to be a little rock right there. You know what I mean? So you got to get over that. When you get over that, you go, too little. Going to see a little school. Gonna be a nigga standing right now. He's going to be like, hey, shout.

Keep going on. He got to keep on. He's going to rob you. So when you get down that, you're going to reach a destination. Right. And then if he asks you again, I'm like, hold on me check that out. I'm like, you know what? Don't even go that route.

Take these back street right here. You know what I? You'll be fucked up. That's some of the dudes and don't sub in Lama. But the do, the do is the do-do do. What should you do? The one that you should do do when you come down here to Atlanta. When you do, do, do.

Go to the strip club. You got to go to the strip club. What's your favorite strip club at? Flame. Flame. West side. There, yeah. Gotta bring it back to the west side.

Straight flame. That is the only place where you can see Poonani. No, it's not the only place. No, I'm just saying like, just. There'd be some chocolate holes in that bitch, bud. Oh, my God. Say, I can't you file out of them like, let me see that Poolems. Bro, you can't see the burp can now for $5 at the blue line.

She'll show you the whole filopian tube. I'm talking about you tell her the bendo. She's going to bend off. Great. But one thing. But one thing you got to listen, you got to listen to the song, though, because if he switch it up, your five dollars are gone. Yeah, because he started out that first-ass-ass-ass-in.

And he switched to another song, your five-a-gone-gone play. Fuck off the coma. What? Yeah, you're going to fuck-offs a coma that bit, for real. Hoago be on your ass. And you know what's funny about the strippers in Atlanta? They don't stop dancing. They'll just keep dancing.

You be like, hey, can you go find you something else to do? No, this is what I don't do. How much do I owe you? The females who come, who come just dance. But you're dancing for free. I ain't asked for nothing. You haven't asked for nothing. I had the stripper just walk up to you

and just get naked and start dancing. Hold up, I didn't ask for none of this. You know that's free. That's free. Somebody paid for you already. Bro, how about when the stripper try to hit you a blunt? Do you pay for the dance if we're going to hit?

I ain't no stripping here in my blunt, dog. That shit did. Put some molly in that big. He'll be like, let me smoke. Mm-hmm. Hit it. I didn't. I didn't do molly.

I don't know. No, I didn't put Molly in the blunt, but I did not. How the hell do you do Molly? You could put Molly in a blunt? Yes, you can. I don't know. that's what shit he discovered on his own time man you know that's how i know i didn't got old i don't

know how to do the new drum i used to put it right here uh lick it yeah look y'all like margarita salt niggas that's how you know i didn't get it just put it straight to the guns and everybody who do powder enough you put it in your gum and flow fowter i just uh whew he a pro that's not let's go fay why you ain't telling me he was a jay i ain't even know that shit i was a clean jay though yeah but a jane nonetheless I was a clean, Jake. I was structured, I had structured to my Janus. When did you notice you was a J?

When did you know, when did you- When I got off of it? So that's, what made you get off? It was I had to. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, what we're gonna be? He was gonna be some of shit. I was like, damn that cocaine.

Look a little, little sugary. Man, that shit don't look like it'll hurt you. I think I could bounce back. You know, stupid at hell. That shit, over with it. Kids don't do drugs. Please, though. This fool said he believed he could bounce back.

I'm like, man, that crack ain't that bad. You can bounce back. That's when I knew. I had to stop. Bro, that shit crazy. I had to stop. What are some more the dudes and don'ts of Atlanta, bro? Y'all from Atlanta born and raised.

Now, and I got to the point where people are saying, bitch. You know, back in the day, you say, bitch, and fine words. That shit came from New Orleans, though. That shit originated from down there. It's a dude, but you still don't supposed to say that. Yeah, that's a real disrespect. Them fine words. So don't call nobody a bitch, if you don't mean that shit.

Yeah, like if you don't know. That ain't really heavy down here, though. You can get away with that shit. Get away with that shit. You can get away with that shit. I'm on, I'm a, foo. What that is? Yeah.

Somali don't know. What is the dude? I do some molly in your eyes. And the guy, swelling up. That shit, thrott. Hey, man, DC Young Black gonna be an action hero running through the west side. It's Molly, man. with the strength of 10 J's

He can leap a tall building after one hit a mulling. I'm having a jay side kick. He ain't gonna be Junior. Junior! Get your ass up. Oh, that Jake in your neighborhood, Boa's real superhero, for real, boy.

But for real though, man, you gotta get some hot wings and go to the strip club. Yeah, man, I was just about to say, one of the dudes in Donts of Atlanta, what you do need to do is take your ass to American Della, get you some of them. That too. You're not really in the A if you ain't had them.

And what you do need to do is follow all the traffic laws because everybody knows is you come here for vacation and leave on probation. That's real shit. That's what you do. That is real shit. What's some shit that you don't do in Atlanta, bro. This is what you don't do.

If you see the police, they ride by you, don't turn your head to see them. Don't look back. Because when you look in your rear view mirror, it's magic. They're right behind. They always turn around. So don't do that.

So if you ride past the head, the police just keep going straight don't look back or turn to the next right and just park your damn car I'll tell you some shit you don't do if you're not from Atlanta don't take your ass on Cleveland Avenue at night if you're not from Atlanta

don't go on Cleveland metropolitan late at night oh you can't go to Ford's Indusional but Fulton don't be prostitute city them prostitute all the hell now some other shit you don't do in Atlanta don't run off on the plug this bitch small but they're gonna find your ass every time was

Not down here. You think you ran off. You'll see the same nigga you think you ran off on earlier. Right down the club. Real nigga shit. You're standing right next to the nigga ass in the club. There's some other shit that I feel like you don't do in Atlanta.

Like if you meet a girl, don't ask if she know your homeboy because she do. Everybody know each other down there. So since we're doing this Atlanta thing. Don't go to Greenbred this young. Do not. You don't think they should go to Greenbrook? Unless you want some tennis shoes. Unless you want some music.

Yeah, some music and tennis shoes. No, boy. So since we're from a lot of tell them. We got a segment that called You know you from Atlanta, Wynn You know you from Atlanta Wynn You know you from Atlanta when You go to the store

And somebody will like, hey, y'all I got that two for five, shaw You know You know you from Atlanta when You can hear this shit Hell now, these pussy I got me forked up around this beat

And you know exactly what they said Now you know you from Alano when niggas say I'm bicking back being booed That's everywhere That's some other shit That's Malinian shit That's Mildoo.

That's all the temple shit That, that blood shit. You're from Atlanta, fat? Tell us when you know you from Atlanta. You're on here acting like you sleep. I ain't from Atlanta. What you're from? I'm from God damn.

Oh, New Jersey. Yeah, man. You know, I'm from down there over there. I ain't from around her. I ain't from around her. A little bit of eyebrows. A bit of that. You know you from Atlanta when you roast a nigga just like that.

You know you from Atlanta. When you don't even say, what's up to your party, you just roast his ass, a beat t-shirt, little body having an ad, but. Fuck wrong with you, nigg. what's up yeah you're talking about then we speak

hell yeah you know you from Atlanta now you gotta say the nigga ugly here you gotta just daw the hell out the nigga ass for you say what's up

you know you from Atlanta when you catch your nigga serving and mama crack damn that's so Atlanta shit yeah what the nigga say

I'd rather her get it from me so she know what she gets nigga you don't even know what you're selling I let you say man I'm so glad

you ain't in the street life you saw this type of shit for real nigger I don't sold crack to niggas mama I went to school with. Damn. Real nigger shit. What's the most money you ever made selling crack? Nigger, if I told you, that's why I stopped.

$400. Boy, right of it out of that. That was up, man. I see that you just recently got like 3.2 million followers. Yeah, man. I'm just trying to stand the game, man. What that shit like? Shit.

Bro. Like waking up every day? Like waking up every day. And doing this shit again. You knew the nigga before the $3 million. Did he change when he blew up? Hell, no. That nigga got worse.

Some fathers, man. That nigga worse. Why it get worse, bro? Man, that, like the Tasmanian devil, boy. That thing, really... I'd be checking the nigga out, man. That nigga really be on some other shit. Yeah, for real, for real.

I don't even know how to hear a nigga. What? Bro. His ad be so sad, bro. What the fuck you won't start preaching in this business? I'm sorry. I mean, Tay, I be tried, Tate. No, you don't, bro.

I mean, try, say, this nigga give me the short end of the thing every fucking time, man, he want me to be in this bit acting like somebody I ain't. Bro, I just be chilling, bro, what's the fuck, bro, I can't do all that. But I need you to do that, that's you, that's you, me talking about, my head too goddamn bid to be doing all that movie,

you're talking about, you were just in the car doing this, fat tin to have an hour in, bitch. So on your tinnies, bitch. God, now, we need something to go viral, bitch. Nah, that's all these, That's all y'all do it. Roast. Put a rub on your chin,

then that bitch will go vile real quick. Like if people. Real quick. More I'm about to roast your ass. Why the fuck y'all put me in the middle of this shit, bro? What are your shirt with like some melted mustard egg gelat? I don't do that, bro. I'll just tell you I need to put the clothes on for me.

Real, real. A little shirt up. Looked this shirt up. Looked like melted. It's dirty. For real, though. You all built like an auntie. Franchistine looking at what?

I'm built like what? An auntie. An auntie. Oh, lunch lady, by the half of that. Oh, we got a bus driver, body having that. Set your ass down back there. I ain't got all that. Body having that.

Y'all boy went to the same. A nigga part, silent in hell. We don't know, we don't know no little-known Atlanta history. Little-known, nigga, hey, you're talking about it. Oh, yeah, that was good. And that's real Atlanta history. I got some little-known Atlanta history that y'all might not know about. Talk to.

Nigger, the ass clap was invented in Atlanta in 1860. That was two years after slavery was abolished. Okay. Alice Ann Patterson, first woman to make one ass cheek isolate. I remember, I remember my dad had died when he was 83. So how old Martin Luther King would have been in this year, 86? Yeah. Him and my dad used to beef back in the day because he wanted him to preach.

Martin Luther King didn't want my dad to preach at his church. I heard that your dad had beat Martin Luther King in a game of pool on Camelton Road. No, his dad had robbed Martin Luther King. No, he didn't rob Martin Luther King. What he did was he let him preach on Wednesday night Bible study, and he tried to corrupt some of Martin Luther King followers to come join his church. He was like, what you need to do is come on down the greatest spring fair. He was like, hell no, Solomon.

It's a lot of history in this city. That's my dad named Solomon. He was like, you don't want to get your life. Solomon. Solomon versus Martin. Hell yeah. Did you know that they named Ralph David Abernathy Parkway after Ralph David Abernathy, not because he did nothing,

just because he was a real-ass nigger. Real nigger shit? That's exactly why. You wanna know why Rosa Parks? Went to the back, didn't wanna go to the back of the bus? She was on her way to Atlanta. I heard she already had a, she had no shit on herself. So she sat in the first seat.

Right. A lot of people don't know this type of history, man. Corella, Scott King used to do hell on Old National. True story. It was new National back then. She worked in a Buddhist salon. It was new National back then before I got old. Hell yeah.

It's so much black history in this city, man. Man, that shit. You know the Georgia State Capitol? What? I forgot who they said was smoking weed in that bit. Brough. I want to say Michael Mix. This is some little-known black history that people don't know.

Young Jeezy used to get his hair braided. They didn't know Jeezy when he had braids. And, and, and, uh... I think I had braids then. Nigger, them shit's look like stitches. I've seen that album cover. That was, uh... No, Watsikawa had some, uh, some coffee, coffee straw braids.

Why every time somebody had to make it big out here, they just bring up with it here. they used to work at like with Tilt got damn made to be oh he used to work at the airport he did

that's a little known black history Atlanta history Tilt used to work at the airport niggum pulled up on me land night and the dry

and the red light like like hey shalt I was just telling my girl bro you said that Mileyca I said

yeah yeah hey could you imagine how funny you get on a delth of life and look out the window

and Tia putting your bags on the plane man that shit the feels so got down bad he was like hey shaw

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You know what I'm saying? Black history. An updated black history on... Like, because you know what I mean? It's like an auction. You know what I'm saying? Ah, badda-bedda-da-da-da-da-d want to give this. Snigger up for that.

You know what I'm saying? So... Did you see about the dude, the little young dude who acted like he was a doctor? A young black dude? Who? You ain't see that? Y'all didn't read that shit? He had like he was adopted?

Then what happened? Yeah, he was a gynaecologist or something. Oh, the nigga that were playing in the... Yeah. Hold on. So wait a minute. He acted like he was adopted. Bro, he didn't pretend that he was a whole doctor.

Yeah, his ass on nude for that shit too Oh, he had pretend he was a doctor, not adopted No, he was pretending like he was around the colleges and shit And no college degree or nothing And he was working in what? And all that I don't know all that he was working in the hospital Yeah, he was working in a hospital

How do you pretend? It wasn't a hospital, it was like his own little medical office I don't know how the hell he did that I don't know how, I don't believe that story Because first of all, you got to have a down payment on some uh to get the building first of all who was the co-signer where the fuck you get the money at how did he get the pills and the drugs with no paperwork somebody lying they line on this young nigga man i smell a rat this is the white man's trickery i'm not falling for this shit you mean

you're telling me 18 years old then when they got some office space and a website and some patients who the fuck hired the staff first of all who hired the staff who conducted the interview i want to talk to the people who didn't get hired what the fuck were they thoughts was this thing like serious exactly i want to talk to the clients exactly i want to I was talking to somebody who received some treatment for this. I don't want to speak to the lady who went in with a bacteria infection. He saw it. It was like, you need some antibiotics.

Where are these people? He was trying to hit something. They weren't gone for that shit. Shit crazy out here, man. That's crazy. He is black history. They should do a movie about him, man. And let that nigga Derek Luke play him because he kind of looked like Derek Luke.

That shit's sad. Antoine Fisher. Nah, he don't look shit. Now, that's actually dope. I can't even go to the doctor no more. That's dope as hell. Now he didn't inspire me to just show up at places and start working. I went to the Burry King the other day, walked in the back, made my own goddamn chicken sandwich.

Fuck this. Nick, my doctor had the shakers. I was like, you straight, doc? He was like, yeah, he was giving me my medicine shaking and shit. Ladies. I'm like, Doc, you need to be seen. This whole story about the 18-year-old doctor who pretended to be a gynecologist. This is just a wake-up call for all the women.

You got to be careful who you show your giblets to, ladies. I'm fin to start walking around with a doctor. You can't just be showing up. And then busting it open and then this dude, 18 years old, he's trying to figure out what this flap is and what that dude. He ain't even saw that. Viginas are real confusing.

You know, I salute the young man just for having the right lingo knowing the difference between a labia and a clitoris. What's a laviour? You ever get a negative in that long part that'd be hanging out look like a lip? Yeah, that's a labia. That's a labia. That's a labia.

It layovia. Yeah, it layovia. Exactly. That's the little part that, we'll talk about that in a labia. another episode. I'm like, hey, baby, let me suck on that labia. Stop playing. I didn't talk, this is a new word.

Now you're gonna be saying that. Yeah, I need that a word. Sing that right quick. Say in Labia. Can I suck on the Lafia? It's Laibia. Labia. Labia.

Exactly. What if they played that at the gynaecologist? When you get in there, shit, you get quiet. But it don't be there, he'd be like, Laibia. Who said that? Lefie. That dude, that's stupid a hell, man.

The doctor report is a poor movie. The doctor report saying that you need to. Hey, man, you know that it's almost, we almost at the trade deadline for Black History Month. Oh, man. That's where we get to trade off black people we don't want no more for some new people. Who the hell you want to trade?

Because I know I want to trade. First, off the top, we got to get rid of Stacey's dad. Bye. I want to trade Stacey's dad. We don't need no trade. You can just have her. I want a deal. I like a deal.

Yeah. Who? What the fuck? I need her in my life. See, she didn't get ghosts to come back on the scene, draw some shit on your head, but. Yeah, I like a deal, bro. She's going to, you know who I want to trade?

Who? I want to get this stanking ass helper. You got to call a helper. Who? You know, them old folks. Get that helper. That old heifer. Oh, that tramp.

Who is she? Raven. Ravens. Take Raven, Simone. We'll take. take Gary Owens. The comedian I take Gary. You want to trade Ravens Simone for Gary Owen? Bye, Reddy.

Bro, we could get two white people for Ravens Simone. Gary Owens is not really that famous. White people don't fuck with him. So he only, like, cool to us. That's what I'm saying. He on outside of living. Give y'all Raven, give us Hillary. You want Hillary, Clint? I take Hillary. She stayed with a nigga after she doesn't call him getting head.

That's a black vote. She didn't catch him, though. She just heard about it. It wasn't no real evident Like Ooh, it's the stain on the dress Like, you know, she could be the first She stayed just so she could be first lady Because you know she left, she's just another lady

Brough I don't know, I don't know You know what? It ain't really just Who would you trade like To get Justin Bieber? Would you accept Justin Bieber? Hell yeah, I fought Justin

Okay He just got a quick crime Or somebody to throw a water bottle That he can't do that That's some bitch-ass shit Trade me for Justin I don't think black. I trade that for Rosie O'Donby.

I don't believe you'll be a good white person. Bring us roses. Bring us roses. You're a trade him for Oscar Proud? Yeah, yeah, I trade this ad for Oscar Proud, boy. Well, I trade this all have a family guy. Give me family guy. Who is family guy?

Yeah, you're talking about. Cleveland. Fat-haired, niggie. One-haired. To a little glass. Why are you bringing this? They got a beak on the head, boy. You brought this nigga to insult me?

I don't know why he played. He played so much. Put him to that bitch. Oh, man. Oh, god damn. Yeah, you just look like that nigga who just fried chicken on that second ship in the church. That nigga who'd be like, hey, bro, you'll pull up the hot coming out, bro. I'm fucking this.

This old pull-up bring your food out of that. Extra sauce putting in the glove apartment. Yeah, that nigga who hooked you up, you ain't in the ass for. Hey, bro, I put you some cookies in there. Why? Because I like cookies when I get Big Mac. What type of shit is that? I know you said you want to cope, but my nigga fuck with this strawberry milk shape, bro.

Yeah, nigga check his back. This thing, work fast food, making recommendations and shit. Yeah, you don't want that chicken salad today, bro. That chicken old. Hey, that nigga, fly got a string in their back. You pulled up and you got to start saying. Don't you, get in, get him.

Pull that nigga screen in it back. But your back shape like a bending machine. Pray that bed, a nigger shit out of a sneaker. That niggled kid, fuck it in. That nigga, was that mad at hell. They ain't give his any extra sauce. Get this, niggas. Twillipin'nugget.

Double-dip. hell yeah nigger lost 11 pounds around the neck area and came in talking about people this shit is crazy hell yeah

how much how much weight he lost he don't tell nobody his socks don't fit I'm gonna keep saying how wet let I want nigga socks fit weird than the motherfucker

ankle two got down skinny fat ass little thin ankle hair in the ab boy can't wear that shit but church socks would a night when you make nudge

when you get out the bed but it's about time for your ass And we're off When you can only take your shoes off With your other shoe, nigger That's what you know By your ass shit, hot girls pee

You can't sit on the toilet He just got to stay If he sit down He's gonna be there for a minute What's wrong with that? My ass stuck That's why one of the holes That's your outfit

You got the whole thing back On Instagram Both of y'all about the one Fuck that shit It's the same outfit I know Who we're getting rid of Is black people here

Well, since they got this new O.J. Simpson show on, you got to go back and review the O.J. Simpson case. This nigger was guilty in a motherfucker. I ain't going to lie. That's a guy. Hey. Hey, look. Nick, OJ. Simpson had blood in the house and his socks, fingernail. It's blood all on the goddamn truck.

At the goddamn, at the, uh, at the interrogation. Nigger, they caught OJ stabbing the bitch. I'm like, OJ, what you doing? It ain't me. This nigga was guilty than the motherfucker. Man. Hey, I'll sit there while that whole hour was like. Brough.

They saw this nigga not guilty. Bro, this nigga was guilty in the motherfucker. O.J. was bold. Even after the case, the nigga went back up to the judge. And the nigga incriminated itself. Can I have my knife and my gloves back? The nigga incriminate itself. I mean, I was there, but then once I left, I was left.

This the whole trial looked. When they was like, O.J, how you get that cut on your hand? This nigga said, huh? That's what the whole trial looked. The nigga broke a glass at the hotel. But wasn't no blood on the glass. No, I cut myself in the hotel. Then this thing is so stupid.

He didn't kill the folks with some goddamn some Italian shoes, right? They ain't said but like 20 pay of these more. And you got that Italian shoes. And you're the only one with these goddamn one of those. He on the bill with the Italian shoes. They got 30 pictures of this nigga with these goddamn shoes.

This nigga got the shoes on the picture like, you want them shoes. He them with his shoes like a motherfucker. And then guess what this nigga do? Out of all that bullshit. happened he good scots free this nigga go into the casino and try to get shit that was his oh j fuck that's he trying to steal some shit that's yours that nigga trying to steal some old game jersey don't know about no throwback jersey he's mine my name nigga it ain't yours oh j we're getting

rid of oj fucking he brought us too much no on some real shit no no no bruh stay out of me up oh j simpson as black people we wasted too many blessings and prayers on this nigga man That nigga was guilty in the motherfucker, man. Hey, man, I was surprised. Johnny Cochran, the motherfucker, ain't. Johnny Cochran low down his hell because he knew that nigga was guilty to the motherfucker.

He was just trying to get that shit, man. That's what 30 million to do. He ain't do it! That's why God took Johnny Cochran so early, man. You give me 30 million. I'm gonna be like that. All the hell is all the hell are all right? He ain't do it?

All the people who was trying to defend O.J. Most of them, go on now. That's karma. That's karma. Real shit. Fuck OJ Simpson. I was like, my transmission. You tell the nigga

You can tell him I said Who is Ryan that quick though Like damn You know who else I want to get rid of though As a black person What's that nigga name Be on Fox News with the little cleft lip Every time you talk he whistles

He'd be like I try black push I'm like who is this nigga Who is that? The real life Uncle Ruckus nigga I forgot his name The nigga had the cleft lip I don't fuck with him He got like a catfish lip

Yeah I don't fuck with him No I don't fuck like that either man You know what I really feel like We should kick Whoop a Goldberg out too. Every week she says some dumb shit. You can't kick whoopi? Yeah, I can.

She's the only been back on the view. I said Miss Seeley can stay. Whoopi Goldberg got to go. You be watching the view? Hell yeah, I watched the view. She'd be fucking with us. Every week she'd say some goofy and shit. Like what?

Give us some goof-ass shit. Like what? You know what? This the real. This the real. Since you put me on the spot, I can't even think of shit. But I did get to meet Whoop a Goldberg one time. And what she do?

She smelled like, We Spam Anybody smell like spam It's how you smell like spam? It was just a new kind of funk A new funk She smelled like talk lip

How many of us have them Not a lot if you smell like onions If you smell like a wapper Don't nobody fuck with you man It's a lot of people who walk around Stanking they don't even know it Be hugging people and shit Be like do you not smell yourself

Sneaking here man I probably do be stung I get that nigga the fence. Why you, you ain't even going to defend yourself? I don't even going to defend yourself. I don't get a fuck. I get that nigga a house. For real.

Yeah, I'm a real, nigga. So a nigga got to go to the house when he's like, man. I'm going to head to the crew up right quick. I don't get how you telling. I don't get how you telling you. This nigga, the only nigga that got some money and I ain't got no fucking house, bro. Find you some of the state, bro. This way has been sleeping every guy.

See, this is what happened when you. A squirrel, bro. I'm going to tell y'all this big house. Man, I want to be a squirrel so bad, bro. I'm going to God, bro. Bro, he'd just be everyone running around trying to catch a goddamn nut. Quit playing.

Quit in trees and everything, bro. I'm going to find out what it is. Buy you a house. I'm paying bills on the couch. I ain't ready for no bedroom. Yes, you are, bro. One night I was on Instagram. This nigga was, it was about three in the morning.

I was like, I was like, I was a house full of goddamn people. I'm like, nigga. Why the fuck it's 11 people up? Little kids and shit. I can hear a bitch cooking a burger in the background. I was like, you have a guy. How do you get risk? You got to think about it, bro.

When you buy, like... Did this nigga live in a casino? Like, when you buy 11 pounds... When you got 11 kids and you buy them two paths each and you're paying your mama bills, it's like, I'm fine on the fucking couch. You feel what I'm saying? Because if I got my own shit, I got to pay my shit.

Yeah. Plus they shit. So since I'm paying their shit, I'm going to stay with them. You're fair, man. It's like, bitch, I'm paying the light bill. So I'm going to use. these motherfucking lights. You feel me?

That's as only truth. Now back to your ass, you got a room, bitch. And you still ain't doing shit. That nigga called me like, I ain't got shit to do. That's every day. What you're doing?

Hey, man, this is the 85 South show. I am your man. Carlos Miller. We've been in this bitch with my nigga Fat and paid. For all the people who got bed rooms. You did pretty good. Use them.

You did pretty good. on your first day, man. Man, I got to get used to this shit, man. You can't highly recommend any shoutouts you want to give because we get a lot of feedback. You don't know this shit. If this was an job interview, you'll be fine. Like a motherfucker.

I hope you ain't the manor-in-sha. Bitch, I am. We both the general manager. What's your call-up? What's your social media, man? It's going to be a few shit. My social media is fat and paid on everything. Fat and paid.

What does that mean? Yeah, I was fat and paid. Yeah, the bread. How do you get that bread, bro? You know, yeah. I don't even. Yeah Me ain't talking about

Losa bread Fann ad He got some money He got that bread He can show y'all How to make A mean Peeing up butter

And jelly sound He got that And then the shit Then the jelly That come off the bread He can show you What the fuck you do with that? That shit crazy

What the fuck you do with that? He said you scrape it And put it back Eat some Eat scrape it and put it back That dick Your ass ain't got real bones You got fish bones

You got fish bones You got fish bones You got fish bones This all y' y'all Nigg do me Well what type of bones you got you ain't even got bones in your body that's it that's all body fat you look like the screen man's what i look like the screen man yeah what you saw it with a mustache what you know what

you know what you know what you know what you know what you look like what you know what you're talking about man get your beard out the mic what you set your ass so don't bite the Get them donuts at your pocket I bet it I bet it crumbs in their pocket right now This the only nigga I know Walk around with a whole sandwich Nika we went

What the fuck you got a sandwich? Nigel we went to church right on communion Tell me why he took more than one cup Nigger This nigga It's one cup per person He got four crockers He hit me the other day

He hit me the other day Talking about low Let go see the new Starwood We get in the movie Hey you know where you're going to drink to do That nigga That nigga had three shots That nigga hit me

The nigga hit me the other way You're talking about low Let go see that new We get to the movie there. This nigga got hot chicken at the goddamn movie. He still sneaks. He still sneaked in the movie. I don't need to eat chicken no more, me.

It got to be bait, nines. Hey, when nigga be on that fake dyes. That nigga, they got that little piece of paper from the doctor talking about he diabetic. Can't eat nothing with baked chicken. When you hear a nigger say, man, fuck my diet today. You know it going down, right? I ain't fit to be no food down, dude.

You got me fucked up. Fucked up, man. Falk dead died. Shout out to all the people who drink a lot of soda. Shout out to all the people. scared of diabetes. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm scared of...

That nigga's going to get check. Oh, I get check. You need to go get check. I'm going to get checked. This is perfect time in Black History Month. Tell you. When you got check? Let me drop this shit.

Let me tell you, that's the last time you got checked, Carlos. Man, I got checked at the beginning of the year. Oh, that I ain't mean. Y'all just left LA, man. Why the fuck do you think you got to go get checked once a month? And nigga, if you think you're sick, you sick. It don't take all that goddamn check I'm gonna go get checked

Then I'm gonna do some shit That's gonna get me some shit When you get checked That's when you stop fucking wrong You don't get checked And be like oh I'm good I'm about to fuck all these old You get checked

And then you be like That ain't got shit Get your ass down somewhere Right Shit your ass down Once I get checked They're like you good I go hard

Y'all niggas nasty man I don't do that shit I'm scared of that shit I get checked I get check and go hard I'd be like Doc, what that shit says? You're good, Mr. Whitfield.

Go get checked and don't do shit. Turn-da-da. Wash your hands. Drink orange juice. Gay-tah. Vitamin C. Right. You ain't got checked.

I don't want to fuck you raw if I don't see you drink no water. Like, if I don't never see you drinking no water. Most definitely having a condom sex with you. Nah, I don't grow up to be like that, Nick, man. That nigga dick assy. Yeah, yeah. They got this new pussy out. They don't even give you an STD.

It just fucked the rest of your body up, me. You don't get no STD, but you get a foot fungus infection. For what? I don't know. Just out here. For hanging with his ass? Hanging with his ass. Live your life.

That's right, God damn it. Kind of off of sick people. Y'all follow me on everything at Carlos M. In closing. D.C., anything you want to say to the fans or anybody else in general? Hey, man. Show me your doctor papers. Let me know you clean.

That's the new shit. Going to the doctor is the new shit. Yeah, yeah. Follow me on everything. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What if your homeboy, you know for a fact he go get checked? Like, bro, what them results come out like?

He was like, ha, boy, you crazy. Woo. I'm gonna start hanging with his ass this same day. Hell no. Cause they gonna do me like that a bit while. Bitch, you look like bronchitis. Yeah, glad. You just look like you got bronchitis.

Shut the fuck up. Yo, Wilk Tamlin looking at, well. Will Tamplin. Yeah, well. Bitch, you're gonna invent a sandwich next three. sandwich next three years. We're closing. We're closing.

The fat and paid a native. The fat. What you got? What you got coming up? Fat. You got anything Fat and paid? Some new bacon natives coming out. No, no.

I'm trying to stay down with coming. That's it. What's up? What's up? What's up? Man. Shout out the Fat and Paid Daddy, man.

Nick grill right across the hall from your dad. That's the most of game. That's crazy. Crazy part about he going here. Did it the first time he takes. your ass. I heard what you said, son. My dad had be on my Facebook like here. That shit crazy. He checked on your Facebook

more than you check up on your ass. My daddy be on Facebook talking about, nigga, you better call me, don't make me kick your ass. I'm going to be on me Whitfield. I'm gonna roast these that's how to see him. I'm gonna make his ass feel bad about life. Hey, you got to see him a moment when the dog be running out of the yard. You got to see him on when the dog run out of the yard.

What she was doing, man. She'd be running out of the head with a cane. Like, bitch, you ain't going to can't go can't no damn God. Sit your ass down. You're so disrespectful. Then she got the PT cruising with the door open down the street like, get in here. Like they know she's talking to.

That's crazy. This dog be running like a motherfucker. This dog's like ain't so goddamn long, but. We're about to get the fuck out of here. This is the 85 South Show. I am your man, Carlos Miller. Say bye, man. See you guys later.

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