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Yeah. Uh-huh.
See, Jack said I've been smoking on some backwoods in the backwoods.
Bought a whole five-pack, but ain't but three good.
I got a backwoods in the backwoods.
I bought a whole five-pack, but ain't but three good.
So the other two, we're gonna charge them to the game.
I hate when they be doing this shit,
cause they be lame.
I'm gonna take them other three and do my fucking thing
and smoke two to the face and smoke one to the brain.
It's high than a motherfucker and tell more lies than a motherfucker.
Yeah, you feel it.
Just something light.
There's something like.
You feel me.
Like the inside of your hand, something light.
Don't let that go.
Don't let that go over your head, like a skull cap.
You feel me?
Because this ain't never been about me, Jack Thriller.
The 85 South Show is about the progression of the black community.
God damn it.
Never was about me.
I work here.
Damn.
You feel me?
Yeah.
85 South Show is CNN.
I'm done, let me.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I just thought about it.
I just thought about him.
Yeah, you don't want to do that.
I ain't.
I ain't him.
I ain't him.
Start over.
You don't want to know what he do
after the news go out.
Shut the fuck.
Okay.
You know what?
That nigga really do got a Michael Jackson jacket
for every day of the week.
Who?
Jack.
I don't even know if Michael Jackson
approved the yellow.
No, he did not.
He did not.
That was his least favorite color.
With the head.
Turn to yellow.
I don't like yellow.
Sunshine.
That's what this is.
This is, right?
It's the sunshine.
Hell no.
Come on, blame it on the foot.
But you look like that nigga in the movie that came back from the military to avenge
his name.
Yeah.
That's the movie.
I gotta find out who killed Commander Chaucer.
It's called...
What you got going on?
Man, shit.
You know what it is, man.
No, I don't.
You're a blessing to the community, man.
That's what I was just telling them that this shit is community.
that this shit is community-based.
Yeah, yeah.
Amen.
Man, I miss y'all, y'all.
Fuck you mean you missed us.
We just saw you.
When y'all seen me?
The last time we saw you.
That was last year.
But what I'm saying, niggins.
That's the last year.
It ain't been gone long enough to miss a nigga, bro.
Don't never miss me in those three-week time period,
don't be missing me, nigg.
That's a whole month.
Don't give a fuck, you can go a month without seeing me.
That nigg is.
And don't miss you.
That nigg isn't.
time is to think of you.
Nick, I don't even missin the niggins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my bad, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I mean, yeah, my man.
This was heterosexual mission, man.
No, Jack, don't be missing a nigga, man.
Okay.
Don't be thinking about a nigga and nothing for you.
I was wondering if y'all was all over the Christmas season and, you know,
New Year's.
What was you going to do if we would, nigga?
Yeah, that's a good question.
That's what I'm saying.
That's a real good question.
Jack, Santa Claus, kick my ass.
Where he at?
Where he at?
It's pouring him out, bro.
You ain't gonna do shit.
Niggas said porn him out.
Nigger, I'm gonna take an elf and whoop his ass.
You ever seen the nigga beat a nigga with an elf?
I've seen the nigga whoop a nigga ass with a tall nigga before.
Woof young droo doing that.
Whoop a nigga ass with a tall nigga.
Whoop a nigga ass with a tall nigga.
Come on.
What that mean?
That man, he was going to get the tall nigga to stomp your fucking ears together.
Okay.
He was going to use the tall nigga as a way.
It's actually a triple entendre.
Because he picked up a tall nigga and hit you with a tall nigga.
Damn.
Also, you was with a tall nigger and he still hit you.
Yeah.
And then he had a tall nigger with him.
So when he hit you, he hit you with a tall nigger.
Do you know how strong you gotta be to hit a nigger with a tall nigga?
To pick up a nigger that's tall.
You gotta grab the tall nigger by both ankles with one hand and physically use them like a bat.
Yeah.
To whoop a nigger with a tall man.
So you're saying you got to bend the tall nigger.
Oh, no, the fuck I didn't.
like a bell.
I didn't say that big a
big up.
Yeah,
like a bell.
Like a bell.
Like a bowling like a bell.
It went straight to bend it.
That's how you do it.
You bend a nigga up, then he hit him.
No.
That way he's in.
Don't say that.
No, I'm talking about.
Because I roll a nigga up like a burrito.
Jack, what you're talking about?
What you're talking about?
Come on, Cuddle.
Hello.
No, it ain't.
Pull a nigga up like a lunch.
Then what?
What's after that?
I don't know.
I hope that's where you stop.
The thing is already folded up.
That's enough.
Don't nobody break it up after you.
Don't know now, man, what the fuck you doing?
I'm whooping the nigger with a tall dick.
What's next?
Where you're stuck in your brows, nigger?
He's that I'm opening out with a tall nigga.
How tall is the tall nick?
I think once you get over a certain height, it don't matter.
You're just tall.
After like 6'2, you're just known as a tall nigger.
Oh, God.
A nigger whoop your ass with Wimba Yama.
That's successful.
That's, yeah.
Success.
Yeah.
He had to be his size to whoop you with a nigga out of life.
You better not throw another nigger at me.
You know the cold shit about when you're gonna throw your home way.
Is he don't never want no smoke.
That niggas like seven foot five.
I feel like at that height, you'd be swinging on niggas all the time.
Like, open hand slap just because you got the reach.
No.
Slap the shit out of a nigga, bray.
You got an eight-foot wings man.
You're slow.
You're slow.
I feel like that nigga is so unprotected.
You're slow.
From the knees down.
Oh, God.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, he just has to, he has to be simple.
Like, he can't go crazy because we'll be like, nigger, we'll.
And they can hop your ass down.
I throw a bowling ball at your ass.
You can step on that nigger feet with both feet.
He hit your ass from like four feet away, though.
That's a hell of a real.
I know.
But I'm saying, you, hey.
If I were that tall, I'd be super kicking to everybody, bro.
Yeah.
He's a sexy boy.
I'm boy taught.
No.
No.
The song it used to come out.
Yeah, yeah.
You're still a wrestling fan.
Still, hey, you know what my show is right now?
Well, wrestling has been freaking.
It's been freaking low-key.
The dark side of wrestling.
Y'all been watching the dark side of wrestling?
Yeah, I watched that.
That shit.
Hard than a motherfucker.
What did come on?
Vice.
Okay.
Oh, that was really.
Hey, they had my boy New Jack from ECW.
Yeah.
Boy, that motherfucker was food.
Hey, Scrap would be going crazy too, though.
I ain't going to hold it.
Scrappy wrestling now?
Yeah.
Little scrappy wrestling.
Hell yeah.
Get the fuck.
No, I wonder why that nigger
were looking at me like that the other day,
man.
We was at the goddamn coalition shit.
That nigga came up.
I don't like when rappers get to the point
where you got to, like, mature their name for him.
You see how you said,
a little scrappy?
Yeah, yeah.
It was just scrappy.
Yeah.
And then it was Scris Na'E.
I call them Scris Na'I.
Okay.
When I see him, I was like,
Scris na'i.
All right.
I got him.
distract.
You think Lil' Bow Wow will ever not be Little Bow Wow, though?
He been trying to not be Little Bow Wow.
I call him.
The last, the last song he had with, he made a whole thing.
He was bow wow, remember?
He should just be Lil'Bowl.
He would get mad, but he was the same height.
That was the problem.
He should just be Lil'Boward.
We're gonna call you with you.
You still.
Let's tell you what you're old.
I call him, wow.
I call him Shad Moss.
You call him Bowell.
I call Young Drood.
I call Young Droo.
Yeah.
than me.
Oh, damn.
You gotta call him.
Young Jesus.
Always gonna be young Jesus.
That nigga name, Jay Wang.
Hey, man, I just gotta say this because it's on my brain right now, man.
Schwang.
Ralph Lord, we need to, uh, Polo and drool Calab.
Hell ya.
Roll it drollo.
Call it drollo.
What about that Jack?
You don't want to be.
Come on now.
Call it right.
You see me matching on.
Oh, yeah.
You see you got the bow.
Come on now.
And Ralph, we know, we know you fuck with us.
You got to.
You got to.
to come on you know who nigga buying that drollo though come rollo yeah yeah that go
prollo and brokelal yeah yeah yeah that's all that's all yeah everybody
walk in the club synchronized shoulder there's got to be some shit that niggins don't
knee any put some shit on the shoulder come on now the shoulder a different pair
hey yeah that the young bro dead serious about they got there on polo too because one
time i had i want to see him on some shit that niggas don't typically fuck with i want to see
the nigga come out with like his own pro like croquet man
or something.
Oh, you're talking about, first of all, come on.
No, no, no, you're right.
First of all, first of all, we know polo a lifestyle brand.
So they make all that shit.
So drone could come with the polo aesthetic for the hood,
you know what I'm saying?
Because we need polo malice, but it ain't for, it ain't for the polo.
It's for the look.
It's the door over your shoulder.
You know what I'm saying?
Put the guns down and get a mallet.
Jack, that's, you still.
You're close, though.
You close.
You close.
Come on.
Can you, do you have to trade your gun for a mallet?
You can't change.
Niggas is not going to trade that switch here.
But the polo mallet.
He ain't going to give you a hammer for a hammer.
Ain't crazy how to switch bent out
until niggins got a hold to him.
Now they're illegal.
I ain't ever know about it to them.
Your nigga got down.
I'm fucking been out.
No, no, they've been illegal.
They just.
But they've been out.
I'm old school.
I always need.
But also, you're right.
But they be changing name.
I'm the same way.
Yeah, I'm old school.
Yeah.
Because it used to be a bump stock, right?
I thought they were talking about switching guns at first.
What exactly is a switch?
It's switch.
It basically make your guns sneeze all the bullets out at one time.
Wow.
And you hit everybody except for the niggins you're trying to hit.
But what if you don't get them?
What if you don't get them?
Now you didn't sneeze all your books.
Oh, no, no, no.
How many bullets can you sneeze at one time?
Oh, these nags got that.
Nigging, it let the whole clip go.
Oh, wow.
So you just do this.
So when your shit used to go,
Kyle, that's what I need.
That's what I need.
No, you don't.
You don't need that.
If a nigga fucking with me,
you're going to shoot everything.
You're going to shoot yourself.
Hey, everybody can get away from him.
Everybody get away from him.
That's, you put a robbery involving two criminals and 17 innocent people.
What a thing I'm trying to kill?
17 innocent people were shot.
Jack, you don't need no weapons, bro.
Really don't nobody need to be fucking with you.
You got to play Mark.
Hey, don't.
I want to kill a diggas.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, you see the guy?
Marco.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
You ain't seen the game they play on the YouTube where they blindfold the motherfucker and they got the nerve gun.
Yeah.
The motherfuckers can't move.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You can't see it.
I like that game when they're stepping on them ducks when that duck make the noise.
The nigga hit you with the, hit your card.
On the belt.
Yeah.
Jack, I heard you had a 20 versus one or something coming up, don't it?
I'm trying to get one.
I'm trying to get one.
You're about to get on a reality show for the love of Jackers?
I'm, we over here working that out right now, man.
They're trying to figure out exactly what's the, uh, the protocol and, um, the age group of the girls and, you know, we don't be a 20B1.
Because you know, because you know, I don't, I like old-ass women, right?
Well, then what the fuck we're talking about the age group?
Yeah, because, but that's the age group.
But cat and, and, what's old?
To me, like, I date a woman at 60.
Damn.
I would date a woman at 60.
60-year-old woman.
Damn, I would, too.
I ain't gonna date, I'll put a deal.
Yeah, I would wholeheartedly date
a whole-60-year.
Boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend walking down the street.
Janet Jackson is 60 this year.
She don't like you either.
Hey, hey, hey.
Did she say something?
No, that's how I know she ain't fucking wish.
Never say nothing.
Jack, so if we did the show, right?
Yeah.
What type of woman would you be looking for?
Okay, I'm glad you asked.
And Nick, like, you're waiting on the question.
All right.
I want a woman that can cook.
Okay.
Very well.
That's first.
That's first.
Definitely.
Clean really well.
Yeah, clean very well.
You clean?
Or you want somebody to do?
I'm extremely clean.
For a blind dude, like my place is like...
What if you just can't see the dirt?
That happens.
That happens.
I have people coming over and picking up shit and sweeping up pepperonies.
It's clean to you.
Yeah.
It's clean to me.
So you need to.
Until.
I got, if I don't feel it, feel something
gushy and whatnot, then, yeah,
as far as I'm concerned, it's kind of clean.
So you feel like you want a woman
that was good domestic skills?
Really good domestic skills.
I would like my place to be clean.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I also want a woman that,
you can have kids.
Yeah.
You can definitely have kids.
How many?
How kind of you?
Yeah, yeah.
He's a man, caring of the guy.
You can have kids.
I would like you to be getting child support.
Damn.
Yeah, I need you to be getting child support.
Okay.
But how many kids?
Why?
Niggins think like that?
Yeah.
That's probably why I'm going to go.
Jack, bro, let it.
Don't question this.
Why ain't think niggas like that?
How many?
You can, you, I could do three kids.
Three is your man.
I could do three.
Okay.
I could do three kids.
That's realistic.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me see.
I can,
I need a woman with a job
with a job
and child support
A job and child support, definitely
If she got the kids, the child support
Yes, definitely
You know, child support really ain't that much
No, it really not
But I didn't want
An average nigga paying about 240
And let me ask you this though
Don't you judge women off the guy
That you today
You ain't average
You ain't average
I am playing left in the hat
But you got a bunch of kids
Oh, this nigga getting on.
No, don't say that on here
They be watching
Oh, they be watching.
Yeah, I don't give her down that what she did.
Oh, okay.
Shouldn't the fuck me, huh?
Shouldn't the fuck?
This nigga fin $75 a child report, bro.
Shouldn't the fuck?
Those are you?
How that's that work out for you?
I believe that you should be able to judge a woman off of the nigger that she used to fuck.
The type of niggins you used to fuck.
Why, Jack?
Because that way that you see what you're dealing with and there where you are in life.
People change.
God.
People do change.
What's the comparison?
People don't change.
They adjust.
You need to do a 40 verse one.
You need to have them and their exes with them.
That's crazy.
That is kind of crazy.
Now, the flip the shit, though, is on the 20 versus one.
Yeah.
They had to bring their ex, and then their ex trying to hook them up with you.
They like, the ex is the middle.
The middle man.
Yeah, then you get to the final round.
They'd be like, okay, well, why y'all ain't work?
Then she'd be like,
You've been saying all this good shit.
Now tell us why ain't work for y'all.
Go commercial.
The good nigga, the space to tell the truth, exactly.
Man, let me tell you about this bitch.
Every episode is gonna be three hour long.
You got a lot of shit to say about that.
I like it.
I like it.
I like a woman that love to read, too.
You do?
I do, yeah.
I love a woman that just want to know what I'm saying?
Better herself.
All that's concerned with her credit.
You're gonna be single for that.
Now, this nigga want a bedtime story.
So, yeah.
What would be the man in the pit of her fucking with you?
Why would she need to fuck with Jack?
What you bring it to the table, Jack?
Since you women don't like when you ask what they bring it to the table, what you bring it to the table, Jack?
Because this is going to be a hard sell because I know holes don't really like you like that.
I'm not saying it personally.
No, no.
You ain't, you never, you never.
That would be like, I fuck with Jack who would do the show anyway.
100% definitely.
I'm marketing right now.
No, 100% definitely.
You ain't never did nothing but help me.
Exactly.
I'm trying to find the holes that, like, I want to get your real chance.
Me too.
You're just going to have this old for the dirtiest.
He's trying to avoid the question, though.
What you bring it to the table that's going to make them fucking?
Hold on. Why do you think I'm avoiding?
Because you haven't answered it.
Yes, I am.
Yeah, hold on, listen.
I'm offering a nigger with his own spot.
Okay.
Who is that?
Me.
Oh.
You say that.
Say that then.
You gotta get a bitch
Another thing
We didn't know
I'm a homeboy trip
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
I'm self-sufficient
Okay
I can cook
Let me see
I'm a wealth of knowledge
And ideas
I hang around a very
A decent group of people
I heard that
I'm saying for the word
Yeah
Yeah
up an echelon, you're going to have fun hanging out with me.
Upper crust.
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
When we go out, you know, they're going to part the red C for us and stuff.
We're going to get, we're going to get VIP and smoke shit.
You're going to have a nigga guiding you to the next bitch and shit, jacks you over here.
That happens.
My nigga Landon, he guides me the holes all the time.
Shout out to Landau.
Shout out to Landau.
You got to go off your own instinct, man.
You fuck around here, but one of them holes, it is it is.
It happens by accident.
I hear butt holes all the time by accident
You gotta chew
We both be bending down
I'm like oh
Y'all both be bent down
You can't do that
Yeah yeah
I'm trying to pick something up
Yeah you should always have a woman though
bro you can't see
You shouldn't really give a fuck
What she looked like
Oh God
You gotta feel a hole
You gotta feel a hole
You gotta do the wrist test
Like Ray Tau
All them be beautiful to you
You can't see you
Dogg a lot of them don't feel beautiful
At Laugh you got to feel a whole thing
What you're going off tech
I feel like a face
He didn't check a penis
He doesn't have a face like, like...
He wouldn't have got big talk
I've been having crotches in Atlanta.
Yeah, Nick, I feel like
Lina Richard.
Hello.
Is it me, nigga?
I can tell the face right.
All the hell.
You ain't got to look at it?
Say it again?
You don't really got to look at it?
Yes, I do.
I braille faces.
Oh.
I braille faces.
The necks and all that shit
and the stomach.
I'm cool with it.
Stretch marred.
So, then, you just let you put your dirty hair.
Jack, you really should be looking for the inner beauty.
The inner beauty.
I do look for the inner beauty.
You got to be nice to me.
You got to be your friendly motherfucker.
Well, you got to let me in there to see it.
Yeah, but 100%.
I can see your heart.
I can see your heart is all in the room.
It's the aura.
Oh, you'd be fucking with the aura.
I fuck the aura, bro.
I fuck with the end of you.
Not me, don't say it.
No, some bitch to soul them on that
so they fuck without touching.
I fuck with the aura.
You stand over there, I stay on there.
They ain't got to fuck with it, nigga.
And I definitely need a, you got to be a super freak.
Yeah, it is.
You got to be a super freak.
You got to be cool with threesomes and you got to be cool with antithets.
Damn, dang.
Out of the real.
You're going to hoaxen out of your head, spit it back in your face.
You don't work up to that.
It's just got, that's got to be off the real.
I'll just suck your eyeball out your head and rolling up and get them all that.
Yeah, I need to take up all that.
I need you to all that witness the sex count.
He said, take a eyeball out of his sex count.
I'm gonna spin it a hole.
Yeah. Yeah.
You got to say that out of the eye.
Fraking that big a head.
You got to suck my eye.
Jack said, I'm like,
ooh, oh, this bitch nasty.
Yeah, yeah, you got to get that eye juice.
The juice is loose.
She won't be for my husband.
Oh, I believe you do.
What this lady in?
What this lady income look like, Jack?
You got a minimum of a minimum of 75,000 a year.
Jack, come on, come on.
Jack, you got to be happy.
You sound like them now.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
Yeah, you sound real fantastical, man.
No, hold on, 75,000 dollars a year.
We didn't say that.
We didn't say that.
Yeah.
Don't get no yon hole, though, because you have to touch, Jack.
She did you pay the shit, like hide your eye from you.
No, no, no, that's happened.
That's happened before.
You don't have been in the eyes before.
That's definitely happened before.
Yeah, he is.
Oh, yeah, I got a lot of high.
What does she have in the collection, though?
Do y'all know?
He didn't walk around with a hole in the hand.
We in the future?
Just get a patch.
He's going to have an eye that can't see.
And scan buck codes.
Yeah.
This is I going to have a QR code.
Then 100%.
You put your phone up and buy this shit.
Ask Chat G-G-U-T do which I wish you get, Jack.
Oh, that's a good idea.
A good idea.
A good idea.
They can put AI in the eye.
I did.
So, Jack, 75,000, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think 75,000 is pretty, like,
that means you can afford to live in Atlanta.
Jack, that's a woman.
And then she, there's kids.
Three kids.
Three kids.
You have, you got 75,000 with three kids and shit.
You're doing your thing.
That's enough for snacks and all kinds of shit.
And the child support, what they get your extra $200?
I just want to know that the niggas that you fuck with cared about you enough
to send your baby some money.
That means.
That ain't child support.
I didn't get child support.
No.
So you're trying to get another nigga child support?
No, I just want to see.
This nigga didn't get child support so he's taking it from the children.
It's just live vicarious.
This is mine.
I just want to, I just want to be around some kids.
You wasn't supposed to get child support, no way.
Why I wasn't supposed to get child support?
Your mama was.
Yeah, she was posed.
She was posted to get child support definitely.
And she didn't.
And I saw my dad all the time of him.
That's why he didn't get that because you saw he was in your life.
He was in your life.
was just there. That's all that matter.
He didn't do shit. You still get
he was just there. Sometimes you got to let
shit go, brother. How many
leather jackets do you owe and how
many colors? I have 20
leather jackets. Don't take from
the kids. You know what? You can't make up what's
already been dead. Yeah, 100%
definitely. What's your daddy there?
Did you get child support? No, he
was there. Oh, he was there. You come from
a two-pound home?
Well, I don't decide. No, you look like it.
They're divorced, though.
They left.
They split.
Man, he looked like it.
Yeah, he definitely, like, um, real good.
He got his, uh, vocabulary is amazing.
Yeah.
He dressed nice.
He was really, yeah, you had to learn how to talk because you had to read them
legal papers for your parents, right.
Get that to divorce.
They ain't know what that shit mean.
I think, what is the new thing?
You was doing good till you said 75,000.
Okay, what's reasonable?
Help me out, man.
What's going on in the out of these streets?
I mean.
But what about 50,000 a year?
That's, that's more reasonable.
Yeah, okay, $50,000 a year.
Because they open up you to a lot more.
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
Definitely.
I want nobody to feel like they don't got a chance with Jack
because they ain't got no paper.
Oh, God, that's, why you got to say it like that?
What minimum wage will put you at a year?
What's minimum wage here?
That's about $50,000.
Damn.
Minimum wage gets you $50?
Now?
Up in there.
Wage used to get you $30.
Well, what?
I thought it was about $5.
At the high end, he used to get you, that it.
Minimum wage, 40 hours?
You don't have to die.
That's $2.
$7.25?
It's $15.
It's $15.
You better be higher than that.
Somebody's doing, man.
It's not.
No, for real.
It's not.
Hey, what is it, Blake?
Man, I told you.
God damn.
No.
That nigga eating the tuna sales right now.
Don't fuck with him.
Yeah, no.
It's got to be 15.
It's 20 in LA.
Definitely.
But it's higher than $7.
D.A.
But it's high than $7 in Georgia.
It's high in 7 in Georgia.
It's like 10, it's like $10.
It's like $10.
What we said?
But that's $13,000 a year.
Oh, what?
$13,920 a year.
$7.25.
40 hours a week.
Yeah.
725.
That's 40 hours a week.
A year?
Yeah.
13,000.
13,000.
Damn.
A year.
13,000 a year?
Hey, y'all give niggas a break, man.
Oh, God.
When that nigger ain't got it, believe him.
Oh, look.
God, damn.
She asked me to take her to Dale Friscoe's tomorrow, though.
Yes, because she's,
She took me.
I think I did that right.
The bill with like $600.
Damn.
That's like $1,200 a month.
$1.000.
Yeah, that's not cool.
Yeah, that's about what it is.
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First of all, I find it somewhere anywhere under 800.
I don't think that's possible, damn there, unless you get some help.
You can't live with a motherfucker for $800 a month.
I'm saying, without some assistance or something?
You got the hell polygamy going on right now in order to really get by.
Oh, no, they want you to have all the money.
Sometimes you be dead and wrong, but this time, you're close to the right.
Don't.
Listen, we need her.
Yeah, exactly.
I wasn't cheating.
I was recruiting.
Exactly.
But you can't have the money real day.
Somebody got to be the nanny.
You got to have the money.
Somebody had to be cooking.
All right.
The whole do not want to work if you're fucking both of them.
You got to take care of all that shit.
Nah, you got to be a tribe.
That's when you got to get real tribal.
Yeah.
But you got to have some women that's wicked.
Bitch, we wear the same clothes, the same color.
You got to stay down.
And everybody.
Stay down and we can come up.
Everybody work.
Hopefully there's a hole that believe that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
And we can cook everything that said Del Friscoe.
You can tell the nigga that broke that won't polygamy
how we're talking about the foundation.
It's the foundation.
It's the foundation that count.
Yeah, the empire, niggins you were like empire.
It's, hold on.
I told you guys.
You can't live off that.
You can't live off that.
You can't live off that.
That got to be old, bro.
You can't live off that.
You can't live off that doing that much work.
You can't live off that doing that much work.
Y'all niggas ain't had no job in a long time.
Yeah.
When I was working at McDonald's out Westlet Chapel, my shit
were like $5.15 an hour.
That was $2.90.
That was $2.90.
That was $2.99.
That was in $9.
1996.
But four taxes.
Four taxes.
You were working like that.
With taxes, you know you're getting $2.40.
And that's on the high end.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
They ain't fucking around and have some child support.
You're going to be right at that.
You fuck.
1.86.
That why, nigg.
It was a soccer.
They were sending out Social Security and insurance.
You paying for the uniform?
You paying for the uniform.
You paying for the uniform.
But these nigg is worried about teaching niggas about the tucing
teaching niggas about the Tuskegee Airmen.
They worry about taking all the black shit out of the shit,
motherfuckers making 725 a hour.
That was all right.
What the Tuskegee Airmen got to do with 725?
They're trying to...
They're trying to un-teach all the black shit,
they got...
Oh, okay.
That's what they're doing.
They're trying to undo all the shit black folks did,
all the DEI shit they're talking about.
But that ain't even us, though.
That's just me.
And as black people, we gotta create some old history right now.
Well, they can't deny the shit.
That's why they tried to delete TikTok.
They seen niggas on there doing too much great shit.
You know what happened though?
Uh-uh.
We went and got on that red note and we saw what China really like.
And now niggas in China and niggas over here,
we got a little, they got a little kinship.
Right.
Because niggas didn't know that Chinese really
had been trying to get in touch with the black community anyway.
But we got so many similarities.
Once they found out that they was like, oh yeah, we fuck with y'all.
That's what really made them be like.
Like, go and bring the shit back.
We don't need them niggas communicating like that.
Yeah.
Who do you think drink Hennessy like we do?
I was just about to ask for another drink to.
I didn't drink Hennessy.
What?
They love that shit.
What?
The North Korea dictator, he was the number three buyer of Hennessy in the world.
Kim Jong-un.
Didn't get nobody man.
Just him.
Him.
In the hose.
That's crazy.
And the slap the shit.
He'll kill you if you bring some Cavaziac.
Come on.
Don't do remmy or none of that.
You don't fuck with nothing but Hennessy,
no Remmy.
Well, your death sentence,
nigg, show up with something else.
You're Kevin.
All right.
Nick, death sentence,
if you're sure and what's going to come about.
Yeah, nigger, you show up with anything
that ain't hennessee,
nigga talking about.
You just,
I brought this in his royal highness,
his majesty.
We should start doing that
for a nigga come around
that weak-a-weed.
Jump on your ass.
Nick was a steal-seller-redger.
Man, listen, I don't know what the fuck going.
on Ryan and what you both that's shit maybe break out they had an allergic reaction
oh no no you didn't call mono from weed no that niggas folks that niggins kissed it
boy put it in the bag kiss me through the blind it's some bullshit I miss the old day when
weed would just weed didn't have no name to it just re weed them days yeah what
messed it up man when it started getting crazy do you need to name on it
Yeah, not when they start...
Cush, droid, hydro.
Doing all that.
Yeah, when they start making hybrid weed.
When the California weed got real good.
A weed supposed to be segregated.
Uh-huh.
It don't pose to blend.
It's supposed to be good weed and weed.
Okay.
Now all the weed good.
They monopolize good weed.
Yeah.
I feel like you have to go out your way
to find some bullshit weed now.
And they overcharge you.
Yeah, I know you keep good weed.
But they overcharge you for the bullshit too.
like once you get your hand
on a good pack
and you know where you're supposed to be
yeah because it's
it's the marijuana industry
marijuana I don't smoke marijuana
I smoke weed business
I don't like marijuana right
right fucking that song is a marijuana
right right that marijuana in the stove
I don't smoke marijuana in the stove yeah
see what they're doing they sell CBD weed
that probably why I book out is the weed
don't want that
hell no the weed man still
I smoked.
Shit, he just moves to the well.
That nigga will DM you.
The police catch you with some marijuana.
They'll throw it away, give you a ticket or warning or something like that.
But if they catch you with some weed, they act like you're selling crack.
When police find weed, they get mad.
This motherfucker got some weed in this.
Hell of it's a kid real weed.
You've been smoking weed?
They don't ask them if you got, they'll let you slide on some marijuana.
Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me.
They fuck around and find the marijuana.
Talk to me, man.
I'm trying to help you.
Is there any weed in that car?
I smoked earlier.
So you smoked wheat.
You smoked weed.
He smoked weed.
Dude,
listen, this was so crazy.
Man, I got locked up for DUI one time,
and I told him I wasn't drinking.
I was smoking weed.
I did not know you can go to jail for smoking weed and driving.
Did you go to jail?
That's where you at?
Where you at?
I thought I was going to go.
I'm like, man, I'm going to be honest.
I ain't drank shit.
I am hot.
You like that.
You like that.
Then I'm like, step out the car.
I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, why would you?
Hey, you that nigga on that commercial day.
I told you why I did that.
What?
I was drunk as a motherfucker.
That nigga tried to throw him off the trail.
I was drunk as a motherfucker, what?
I was like, I was like, I'm not.
I told her to get off me, and she got on me.
What, bitch, your mother's drunk in here.
What physical for four of the ten?
I've been drank.
What a motherfucking trap.
Oh, man.
Now, all the friends I get, all of the friends I get.
I ain't never got away with weed as much times as me and this, nigga.
Oh, yeah.
We get pulled over.
These, like, I feel like every day we were getting pulled up.
We had the old Ruth.
Outside.
Going to the house.
Carg get a bad route, bro.
Once you pass Cumberland Mall.
It's a dove.
If you don't have your seatbelt on, you ask him for training.
You got to have two seatbelts on.
If you don't have.
As you get out, take your hat off.
Take your hat off.
Niggas, I'm telling you,
niggas is doing all type of shit.
Biblical on the dash,
you put your head up against the wish.
I want one of the little Jesus fishes
on the back of my car, that's right you can walk,
nigga. I want it a little Jesus.
You got to put that blue police stick on the back.
Man.
Blue lie matter.
Do.
I'm talking about
Nogues.
Nogues had to have so many moves.
Niggas had so many moves.
that move. You might got to eat it.
What we're going to do, we're going to eat it. Then we start hiding
the shit in different places. We all hiding it.
Oh, nigger, gas tank, gas
cap, under the engine,
under the little goddamn wiping fluid,
had a little tuck in it, roll it up in that
bitch, and dog, literally
we'd be like gas cap.
Hear that bitch in the gas cap.
The next time we ride, hide that bitch
under the shit. We get pulled over the
nigga check the gas cap. And we
just so happen to pick the, I'm talking about
Like, Lowe's been trying to get you up out of here a long time.
Nope, it's gonna be in the gas.
No, the fucking ain't.
But no.
But no, I'm saying, it's like every time.
It's wherever we put it is like, they looked at the other spot.
We're like, damn, that spot blown.
That spot bloke.
They didn't look in the gas cap, but I had it in the bitch.
In the tank?
Just enough.
You had a string hanging out there?
No, no, not all the way in there.
I just put it in the cap.
Like, it was just.
There's enough. It was probably about a couple grand.
Put that bitch in the cap.
Wrapped it good, sealed it up
to the cap clit.
Now, if you would have went in there and bust that bitch
over, hey. I'm gonna tell you though, bro.
Cawb doesn't let me slide more
than Atlanta, bro. I don't know because I'm from the
west side, but Crabb doesn't let me wag.
What were the years?
Because you've got to realize Cobbman.
This was 08, 9, 10, 11, I'm 12.
I've been staying out there for a minute.
I swear, bro.
You weren't drove the fuck out.
You weren't where we was in.
I don't know where you were there.
I had a bar shabby, walk back, and just left.
I had a bart shiver, but them nigger pulled me over and said I was driving a suspicious looking vehicle.
Yeah, they told me that in my bubble shiver.
Yeah.
The police pulled me over one time and said that he said that it looked like I was about to pick up some speed.
And what, Atlanta?
I didn't know.
That nigga told me you got a little close to that line there.
He said you got a little close to the line.
A little close.
I said, I went over and said, no, but he was close.
Carl would be looking for that dope.
One time the police told me when he pulled me up and he said,
yeah, I noticed you were looking at me when you rode past.
I was like, I was just making sure it was you.
Carl, I was on 285 going right to memorize.
But okay, this is an other day.
A lot of more time in Atlanta than Carl, Carl, let me slide.
Man, Atlanta let me slide.
Atlanta don't even look on my way, bro.
Man, me, slide, gang, never.
I'm gonna tell you this, though.
What I was on you used to have us fucked up
was we went through so many motherfucking counties
and cities that had their own police department
just to do show.
Like, if we're going to the east side, nigga,
then motherfuckinckon stay in Kennesaw.
We got to come do Cobb.
We got to go do Marietta.
We got to go do Smyrna.
Then we got a goddamn Rosewood.
Then we got to go out there.
Then we got to go down there.
We fucking around.
We got to go do Clay Cohn.
Y'all, y'all was smoking way before I started smoking.
Y'all had to time.
This was like 05.
Was y'all registration okay?
Yeah.
Sometimes.
In a 10 on the car?
Sometimes it wasn't.
Sometimes insurance be fucked up, you know.
What about your tags?
One time this nigga had, he had a bad battery terminal.
So as we're getting on the fucking exit,
nigga, then fucking car go dead.
Y'all from get your knees milk.
ain't never helped up.
Oh, the niggins.
What they do today?
Officer friendly.
Stop and help.
You guys all right?
Nick.
Officer friendly.
What's the end of being the problem?
Man.
You need a jump?
I need you to jump back in that car.
And get the fuck out our face.
It's crazy point is we was just about to like the blood when the car cut off.
Didn't like it.
We was about to light the blunt.
Nick, I'm talking about as soon as the motherfucker come to a complete stop and we like,
fuck, look up.
Police light right behind the state.
trooper. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Nick, we can't. You ain't never helped the nigga. Don't ever, don't start
today. I ain't gonna lie, though Carl did lock my home, but you know how you roll a
blunt. Nicker rolled it on the dash and then a little shit that was left, nigga, just like
a little bit of shit. Man, that nigga pulled a little bit of my mom. Yeah. What's this right
here? I was like, no, that guy said out of that nigga in. They gave my dog nine months on the
hill. I'm not just saying this because I did. Yeah. Yeah. I had to wipe this shit off one
time as he was coming to the car.
My nigga was so scared. I told that nigga, don't you put that
don't you put that with my refee in your ass.
You better eat it.
He'll feel for the aim there.
He started leaving. I'm like, man,
I don't put my shit in it out.
I was late.
What you fucking do, man?
Not just saying this because I do.
I don't agree that people
shouldn't better to smoke weed and drive.
Because smoking weed make you drive
so much safer. I agree.
You're not fin of speed
You're sitting there quarterback
In the whole
If I'm gonna be completely in, I feel like
Wait, this is people, he's gonna fuck up
He couldn't too many lanes
Let me slow down and let them go ahead
But there's people that's used to it
Don't even know the police right up there
Hey, he's about to run into it.
Come on, miss lady,
ain't nobody gonna let your old ass out
I got you. Come on.
A good place to hide the weed
is behind your eye.
Shut the fuck that.
We all don't have an eye flap.
Hey, that's, that's it's, that's, I need
ride with you. That's fine.
You think you can put
a self-ground in that motherfucker?
Yeah, right.
Crazy party, he's been doing it for years.
The bag, be showing.
Hey, he's been doing it for years.
The police going to pull him over,
slap him in the back of the head.
All right, that ain't old Jackie T, huh?
Hey, man, welcome back,
what you got in your eye.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, this episode is sponsored
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And people who live in the backwood.
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Ain't it amazing what the black community
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These used to be cigars for an old white man.
Yeah, this is for cigars for white men
to fish with their bad hand.
Yeah.
Noodle it.
They just catch a catfish.
Noodle it.
Yeah, that's right.
Nudel.
I like to draw on it.
The bloods done came a long way.
y'all remember them king swishers?
What?
The ones you had to unwrap?
Bruh.
And then bust it and then dress it back up, man.
With the old bald, white dudes sitting on there like that.
That was my shit.
If I had a stupid-ass blunts in one box,
the box was this big.
Yep.
Then what a day, them king swisher.
The king-switching.
Before that, that niggas had,
what the palm leaf, the, what that shit is?
The big ass one, the El-producto.
El-productive.
Man.
You wrote you a big old
Titan.
I don't want to be wrong
about the nigga that's
foe grovely.
You're extra.
I don't fuck with that.
They put the grobber
in the weed.
They put the grovee in the block.
They put the grubble in a piece of tree
this.
Yeah.
And they got a leaf blanket.
He did that shit.
This tree force skin.
It's blue-free.
It loose head weed.
Wheat loose a head.
The blunt is a motherfucker.
Then you got a hook in the middle
like a wee-wee-wee.
I don't like that.
Too vainy.
Sway too vainy, man.
They don't need no scissors to roll no goddamn black.
Put them scissors.
Hey, he's not taking out all type of shit, a little box cut.
What are you going?
What did you have that shit at?
Niggins talk to a architect and laid this shit out.
You got some tweezers, money.
What the fuck you need some tweezers, man?
And weed twos.
Man, they then brought segregation back.
They need to.
They need to. That good.
Discrimination back, too.
That's better.
That you never left.
But I'm saying, it's in poor effect.
Yeah.
I don't mind segregation.
That's your gone.
That's it don't, you know, you know, man.
That's why white people race in mind.
He's like, this shit.
It was going to do you too much.
They just haven't seen.
That's why white people to be around there.
Huh?
They forced them white folk to be around there.
They weren't ready.
Who forced the white, the white people forced us to be around them.
Yep.
And then they had.
If I remember, we weren't begging for no white shit.
There was nothing to beg for.
Yeah, we were.
Man, come on.
Yeah, it ain't bro.
What is we talking about?
We're talking about jobs.
Come on, man.
We're talking about the country clubs.
We were always fighting for a place in the table.
All right.
Would the water different in the blacks only, motherfucker?
Come on now.
Motherfuckers wanted shit equal.
Y'all got to realize this.
Y'all got to realize this.
Motherfuckers wanted shit equal.
They wanted shit equal.
We didn't say blend it together.
The concession was,
we're not going to give y'all the same good shit we got.
So we would rather share the shit
with you, then for you to have shit
just as good as us.
That's where the concession is. So don't be sitting
here like... Look at the same table
with them folk, man. Look how they did.
What is you talking about? Look how we did
how we did Black Wall Street. They fucked it up.
We didn't...
Your wheeze is...
Listen, who is we... Check it out.
When we didn't want equality, we created our own
shit. We did it and what did they do?
They burned our shit down. They burn it down.
So who is... Okay, yeah. Come on. That's what... I'm trying to
But when you say we, what they was doing better than them.
I don't understand white people.
They don't want nobody else's their shit.
Nothing?
No. Zero.
Then you have, you have.
Hey, I think you're going to get too hard on white people, man.
You're not, hey.
You gave your negative thing.
That's not absolutely right.
You got, okay, so.
You are absolutely right.
You look at it like this.
White people, they think this shit is for them.
They voted for the DEI right to get rid of it, right?
To get rid of it, right?
They want all that shit, go.
Yeah, but they don't know.
who is affected by the DEI.
And today's DEI.
Yes.
Bitch, you're hired because you're a bitch.
And they don't tell you, they don't tell you that you're a DEI.
We're not saying, hey bitch, we hire you because you a bitch.
And she's like, well, thank you.
No, they know they hired you because you a bitch.
And they got the program to hire you because you a bitch.
So when it's time to fire you, now it's going to end.
Oh, you're a bitch.
And now she's like, I'm a bitch.
No, I wanted that a black bitch out of that.
No, black people get their job by knowing other black people.
We got to stay out of the way.
That's how we got there.
This is how racism ends.
It's going to cancel itself out.
Oh, my God.
They're going to vote against them.
So look, because they're going to run out of shit in a minute.
And it's all them.
So DEI, check us out.
Check us out.
We, like, six on getting jobs.
Black people is like six as far as how those DEI jobs go.
Six down the line.
Six people in front of us.
Women in front, women up top, I believe the second is Latino, who all went.
Because they thought it was going to be.
We thought D-I was niggers and shit.
And then after that it's like veterans, LGBTQ, disabled, and then I think it's us.
These motherfuckers, man, all these minority groups to put in front of us.
That's crazy.
I think Trump and president might be.
I think this is my theory of together.
At some point, if they keep it.
If they keep canceling all this shit, they're going to have to ask niggas for a favor, humbly.
Like, what kind of favor?
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
You think.
Hey, man, this America's just getting really tough.
You think you can help us out.
I really need you guys to make a movie or a hit or something.
Can we get a dance?
Something for the culture.
Ice Cube, please.
Another Friday.
It will take any day in the week.
Please, anything?
every day we're not going to be able to make any more avatars for a while can we get a boys in the hood you want to get you guys want to run it back you guys want to make you know what's that you yeah they're going to have to humbly ask for a favor huh I ain't saying it's going to be a big favor but at some point they're going to have to do something to be like we don't ran everybody else man look he's coming back to the target I don't know
We didn't know.
We ain't know.
Y'all be buying all these
traffic t-shirts.
We didn't know.
We didn't know.
We didn't realize how much of our income in.
That's what they don't believe.
That's the shit that's funny
because they'll never know
when they're going to need a nigga, though.
But the unemployment rate is ever been
in the country in a long time.
Now, just think about it.
If black people are the number one in that category.
Come on now.
What if we fuck around and get used to not
having no job?
And then we just figure out how to live
and this bitch with no jobs.
But that's what we have been doing.
No, that's what we're going to have to see.
That's what we're going to have to do.
Yeah, and you better, you better because that job for the week and gone.
It's not a little thing, yeah.
By 2030,
oh, man.
I don't know why everybody's tributt because one thing we know for a fact about white people is
most of them don't want to work for real.
Hell not.
They want to go to work and be the boss, but they don't want to actually do that.
No, right, right.
No.
They like to do this shit.
Yeah.
Come on, guys.
Guys, let's step it up.
We got a big day.
Boy, we got some big numbers to do.
Man, we'll help, motherfuckers.
You know what, help the numbers?
If you do some work,
come on, man.
Wait till the white people turn on each other.
You can't agree for it.
You can only agree for it so long.
At the crazy part, we only are at some point
they're going to get to some shit
that everybody don't agree on.
That's what's going to separate.
What the fuck do you mean?
Over with.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, black people.
Tell them, tell them.
No.
Yuck figured out.
Y'all got it.
Yeah.
They already saying that, though.
They already saying that people are like, you know, a lot of the Latino people that's getting deported, they talk about some of, you know, hey, we need to come together.
Uh-uh.
And it's like, boy, ain't.
Don't we know.
Yeah, we do.
Don't we don't.
They, they're getting, they take them straight.
They ain't, they ain't stopping.
Remember before they were putting them in attention something?
Why are you going straight?
Right.
That's why I say that.
To Tijuana.
Damn.
We've been telling this shit for the longer.
They thought we were lying.
Now they see their eight.
All right.
Go ahead.
Go fuck with him.
And fucked around and found out.
And so what's our stance on that now?
What do you mean our stance?
You know, now that they see that, they're just like us.
This is, at this point of the game, this is what black people get to say,
we motherfucker told y'all, eh?
And they've been...
Now we're at the, we told you so faced.
Yeah.
I like how we minding our business with a lot of shit.
We got to.
We got to.
That is real shit.
We are not in that.
Man, we'll get a fuck about that.
Can't keep pulling.
The scissors got a new movie out.
See?
You see?
You see?
Nick, East we got one.
See?
See?
That's how it's start on.
Come on.
Give us something.
Come on, man.
And we need it.
We appreciate it.
They did that thing, right?
They did their thing, bro.
Target said they ain't fucking with me.
Much as motherfuckersers went to target on TikTok last year.
You're going to turn on.
on the black folks.
I ain't never been no target,
nigga.
You know who's laid down?
No, that's funny.
You know who's going to be?
All I ever wanted out of there
was they sell that good cocoa butter.
You know what fucked up?
You know what fucked up catching the whole that Walmart D day for real?
That self-checkout.
You can't walk up on the bitch at the self-checkout.
You got to catch in that in their leg,
take a little minute for the grocery to get down back in the day.
You know what I'm saying?
Self-checkout, she got too much privacy to herself.
That's your strategy.
Yeah.
They fucked it up.
That's what probably is.
Yeah.
Well, you know,
that self-checkout be fucking up.
Which one you'd be going to do, you know.
I go to that one on, you know what we're called
Partway.
Called Partway.
41?
Uh-huh.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were about to say, oh, now.
Hell, no.
They lights dim.
Huh?
They're like, old in that.
They're like that.
You're going to be dark.
In hell, you pull over that, boy.
Oh, you'd be hitting her like, man.
Turn the motherfuck of a lot of life.
No, there ain't no frozen palis still across the street from that?
No, there's a C-B-S.
That shit gone?
That shit gone.
That shit been gone.
Long time.
You know who's day down?
Costco.
Oh, Costco said, we're straight.
See, I ain't got that old yet.
I ain't buying shit in bulk.
Costco got on.
It don't even be bulk like that.
They don't even be bought like that, really.
Once you get the shit and you realize shit, if you got a house.
You don't buy boxes of chicken.
You know what I'm saying?
If you got a house full of people, you'd be like,
nigga, we're going to eat all this turkey meat.
Ain't no way we ain't going to eat this turkey meat.
Probably next year when I turn 30-7-mile.
Go to Costco.
Yeah, I'll probably start.
Costco. But the seafood, but
sea bass and crab legs and Costco
knew they couldn't turn
on us, because of crab legs.
Them crab legs,
you would think the crab legs freak the way
niggas be grabbing them.
What? What?
You start the crabbeds in like bricks in that.
In a box of crab legs tossing Costco.
Depends on which one?
King crab legs. You want to the
Alaskan? You want the Alaskan? You're looking
at about, you want a good little pack?
You're looking at $58.
Damn!
but a big pack. It's going to be quite a few.
But you can drop down to get that
dungeness crab if they got it
a little bit more meat and you're looking
at, you know, probably about the 30, 40.
I'm in. I'm in.
Because I'll be at Spundivis all the time.
Yeah.
And shit, if I'm doing a hundred.
They didn't give you anything too.
Well, 1.80, well, you get five different
crab legs in Spundit's.
Five different. Five different types of crab lids.
Five different types of crab lids.
God damn.
Five different scrimps.
Scram.
You did, you get five.
Every time I hear about Spond Divers, I always hear Jesus in.
Oh, God.
Bucking the crab legs, Slick had the lobster.
He did.
The funny part is that nigga never even said if Slick was eating the lobster.
He just said Slee.
He had it.
He had that.
It was in there.
That's something to think about.
Ben and Honorable would weigh back in the day, though, too, though.
They wore that out.
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Habaji, I'm still, like, it's right.
Like, what making her bads?
Who else came out against the best of a song?
What making her body?
The meat chopped up.
That's chopped up meat.
That's it, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, if you stand up while you cook it is,
I'm like, you that little, that's a little.
Well, everything they cook a Waffle House, a batch.
Waffle House is a bunch.
I don't.
But Waffle House shy, you notice how they had to turn their back to you.
They don't want you to see.
Because first of all, that shit,
I don't want nobody making my food looking at me nowhere.
Well, that's what they do with Hibachi.
Yeah, I know.
I don't like it as sub way.
I like our country.
Turn around, nigga.
How are you gonna see the ingredient?
Put them back there.
Why would you put them up here?
What the fuck I need to see them for?
I'm not making it.
Make the sandwich, niggas?
Why you gotta ask me what I want?
You know how to make a sandwich?
Aren't you? Don't you work here?
What make it good?
I shouldn't have to micromanage your sandwich making, niggas.
So you feel like they should start as soon as you want.
Man, come on, man. Get it together.
Turkey all week.
You won't.
You won't stop asking me questions.
And give me an answer down there.
That's the beat their whole business.
I know.
That's the fucked up part.
If you just make a good sandwich,
that's like New York.
They just make a good sandwich.
That's what you want.
You just tell them, and they do the shit.
You don't have to walk the nigga through it.
You're like, I want it on light mail.
I want it on a wheat roll.
I want white white.
I want cheese.
And they make it, and then they give it to you.
This thing is picking up more approval.
Drop a B LT.
And don't.
Listen to you. That's the crazy part.
Nick, don't listen to you.
I don't listen to you.
Nick got an oozy full of mayonnaise.
I want a little mayonnaise.
I want a little mayonnaise.
Why the fuck you got a cocaine
full of manatee?
What are the squeam thing like everything else, dummy?
Oh God.
You've been eating for a long time.
I hate any place that look at you, Chipotle, they look at you.
And shake the meat out.
I don't eat this.
You know what I'm saying?
This nigger make it less.
That you just took it out.
Put it back.
That nigga knocked some chicken off your burritos.
No.
You scooped it.
I like it when they look at it.
They make me know they care.
When you see people actually making your food.
You're not looking.
I'm looking.
I'm definitely.
Do they look happy?
You ain't never seen one of them niggas.
Look at you at every step in the way.
Smile.
They'd be mad.
Who else came out against the DEI?
Who don't fuck with us?
Walmart.
Walmart don't fuck with us.
With her?
What?
Get the fuck out of here.
Not the panty pies.
Walmart said fuck the black news.
No.
That's what they said.
Damn.
Walmart.
I did buy some shit from that collab.
They did with Carrie.
We got to run an experiment on this and get somebody to go ask for a job.
You.
I can't go for that.
You.
I'm in.
Because if they don't give you the job, we can assume.
Because I'm disabled.
Exactly.
You don't tell them now.
And I'm black.
They shouldn't be able to, like, like,
like not give you a job
anyway. It's something you can do at Walmart.
Yeah, it's a lot of things I can do at Walmart.
You're a greeter?
I could be a, yep, I can be a greeter or
receipt. How will I know if niggas coming in?
You're right.
I do, yeah, who am I
waving that? Jack, you can go get the carts.
It's a slow day. They can get some, you can go
get the carts in the parking lot.
I'll be all the way.
They'll be out there all.
They'll be out there all goddamn things.
He's got to get by a car.
He's trying to get them goddamn
carts back in there.
He bring the wrong carts from a different store.
Yeah, right?
He's a car.
He's a car.
I had to get a leash on the carts
and stuff in order to get different shit together.
Damn, man.
Yeah, America is changing.
Discrimination is back.
D.E.I. is gone.
They're trying to get all those.
They're good.
But it ain't, but it ain't.
They can get no goddamn jobs anyway, man.
How many y'all do some motherfuckers that were working at Walmart?
This is a lot of a nigga at Walmart, bro, a little bit.
bill.
I don't know
they fired nobody.
What is that?
The nigga at Walmart.
Y'all actually have
friends that work at Walmart.
Family members and all that.
That's why I go see all my cousins
when I go home.
Walmart.
You see everybody at Walmart.
Discount leader.
Yeah.
Watch for falling in price.
Home of the low low price.
Walmart.
They got a barbershop in that motherfucker.
They got an ad docked in that bitch.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you know what?
They're going to start doing BBL to that much more.
I ain't mad at it.
It's veneers.
Veneers in the Wal-Bard is crazy.
We need more Uber drivers and we need more.
Oh, yeah, y'all not doing this.
Y'all not doing it.
What?
Y'all not doing this.
What?
That's the application?
No, this is the ones that ended the DEI.
Who?
They're talking about people boycotting.
People ain't going to boycott all these.
I can tell you right now.
Which ones you think they're not going to boycott?
All right.
Target, that's the first one.
That's probably the easy.
I went there a day.
I got to go to Target.
One more time, at least I can get some Tabitha Brown stuff.
I'm going to be very disruptive.
I'm going by the Tabitha Brown collection.
By all that.
Sorry, boy, you just said Tabitha Brown.
I love Tabith to Brown.
And piece of her.
They got pizza at that.
Because sometimes I just.
Amazon, then she show up and be like, hey, baby, whatever you're going through,
just keep going, okay, because that's your business.
Whatever you, I'd be like, you're right.
Wipe the tears off like a thug.
Then watch a Tupac video.
And if you have a bad day,
Don't make nobody else
But they bad
Exactly
Oh ain't nobody stopping with
Amazon
No
Hell, that's not happening
Meta
Not happening
What's matter
You got to meet you
Facebook and everything
You can't have no social media
You don't like matter
Yeah
McDonald's
Oh
They got that shit
Ford
I just think too big Max those
Told you about Ford
Harley Davidson
Shit to get one
You got to send a white man in there
Don't you
Why would you buy
Holly Davidson
If I ain't buy it from
A racist old white man
Who didn't fill on hard
100%. I want to make sure that motherfucking good.
I wouldn't buy an automobody.
You got to tell me the stories of me and the lady rolled down the Sturgis
two years ago.
The goddamn, I just put a new clutch into some bitch
and got a 350 man transmission in it.
I built it by my goddamn self, me and my brother Randy.
You said them leather sacks.
I'm going to leave all them leather sacks on there unless you want me to take them off.
I know one of them's got a Confederate flag on it,
but if you don't mind keeping it,
It all comes with the back.
Man, I want to keep it, but my old lady,
she's got her ingrown toenail, and I got to get her put on.
And I just, I got my grandkids, and, you know,
and I ain't never had no problem with black people.
That's who you buy Harley Davidson from.
I trust them.
I close.
Hey, if you have any problems with it, man,
hey, I work on this bike by hand.
What the fuck does that?
What I mean is fucked up, man?
You say shit like that.
I don't touch every part on this bite.
I do it by hand.
This need a hands safe with the bike.
Hey, this is crazy.
Once you twice and kept it nice.
My often about old school from a white dude one time.
Me and my dog, talking, we put up on the dick.
We're looking at the car.
I said, yeah, I'm going to take that little bull and shit off right there.
Some dude who had tired, put some sixes on that bullpuck and put the slam in the back.
That nigga said, nope, I ain't selling it.
I was like, what the hell?
He said, yeah, I'm like, what the hell?
When I buy him, he thought you're going, he said, just because you
going to get out the car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't let her go out like that.
I can't let her go out like that.
There's my grandpa.
You're not going to go.
I don't want to see you.
It's ain't a pool.
I don't want to see you're playing, Jesus.
Well, I was there playing.
No.
I'm telling it.
Them the ones you buy cash.
I was just bullshit.
Who is this?
Who's all this?
At least I got some 20 things that I'll sell you.
Hell no.
I ain't selling that bill.
Yeah, man, fuck you.
All the way, all this shit.
John Deer, track the supply.
the supply.
This is no surprise to me.
The guy ain't bought no law.
But once again, a lot of this shit
don't have to do with all people.
Oh, God.
Yeah, we good.
Long as we did it.
And why is a sudden, like,
outraged, like, we didn't know
that all these places
didn't fuck with us anyway.
Come on, man.
Exactly.
Walmart is one of the most racist places
that you could ever create anyway.
You know who I'm surprised about.
You know who love niggas, though.
Who there?
Timu.
Timu.
Timu.
Timu.
Timu love everybody.
First of all, Timu, Timu.
Timu's Chinese.
I don't give a fuck.
You can't be China.
You can't be China and no product.
You don't bought some other than?
What?
I bought some screwdrivers.
Timu would, Timu, if the price...
They hit me up for a partnership deal.
Nah, they had a hundred piece screwdriver.
They just hit me up for a partnership deal a little
For a dollar and I bought a couple of them because...
Did they come?
Yeah, they're good.
Because sometimes that cheap shit don't come.
No, it can't...
They send a nigga a picture of what he bought.
Fucked up and I dropped it and all the little screwdriver pieces fell out.
I don't know what fucking size.
I had a bundle business.
I used to my bundle business.
back in there as best I could.
They're listening to devices anyway.
My motherfucking box ain't closed since I dropped it.
What did you say, Jay?
I used to have a bundle business.
I used to buy a lot of bundles from T-Move.
Why do you get out the bundle business?
Um, I just, after I had to make so much money, man, I just like, you know what?
I'm going to save something for somebody else.
Oh, you just got out.
Just got out.
That's what the niggins say when they get robbed.
Yeah, that's basically the way.
Them bids are set you up, didn't you?
The bitch just sent me to fuck up and whatnot.
I couldn't watch all that.
And they ended up giving away all the weave.
Yeah, yep.
I'm over here,
I'm going to give them away
bundles for pussy and shit.
They got some shit in there that, like,
you know, shit that you don't mind
if it's fucked up or not.
Yeah, I wouldn't know.
Congo pants, I used to get cargo pants.
I didn't know, like, medical devices.
You ain't ain't no shit that's going to last.
Syringes, definitely, yep.
No, I wouldn't buy it.
Why the fuck you need some syringes?
Hey, this ain't about me.
Y'all go on here to keep on talking.
Yeah, but I don't know,
all these companies, racist.
Pretty much.
You know who could?
Badst ProCop.
Not necessarily racist.
They gotta rock with us.
I bet, me.
No, they're not on there.
I would expect them.
But, you know, we've been rocking them
heads the last few years so heavy.
We'd be advertising for the fuck out of Bass ProCow.
They probably got a slogan,
we ain't never heard.
Hey, ain't no color when you're fishing.
Water comes in many cups.
White water, dark, murky water,
Brown Creek water,
River water
Ocean water
Great point
It don't matter
What you say
There ain't no color with you
There ain't no color when we fish
No no
Fishing put
That's real, man
That's what they don't
Because you keep fucking with me
I'm gonna stab you with this knife
To throw you in there with them
We don't even get a fuck about that
That type of shit like that for real
Both way, what?
Because I mean
It's only so much shit
You can do
what's that
like when it comes to this
these
these
that list of shit
yeah
yeah
because we don't even know
if that's everybody
that might just be
one motherfucker over there
who represent
how about that
how about that
yeah
the one motherfucker
at the company
they don't nobody like
yeah
but can't nobody
frown
I don't know
and especially if you
you black
you handicapped
and you gave
all these different things
at one time
this about you
damn
I think you say you're handicapped.
And you gay?
No, I'm not gay.
I'm just a handicap I'm black.
And then, uh...
You didn't show?
I'm a little guy.
Niggia didn't, too.
Yeah, the number one.
It's certain places that racism can't exist, like, the gym.
Oh, it definitely can exist.
No, it can't.
Like, what if you were racist-haired white boy,
you pick up 315, that shit just laying on your chest,
and you're like, don't touch you, hey, don't you touch me.
She's fucking touch, dagger.
I'm down right here, you so, bitch.
Don't you don't.
Don't you.
You're livid up.
You're livid up.
You're living up.
I ain't got saved by a nigger today.
You're open.
He should have let me die.
He should have let me die.
You can't get into heaven you can't save by a nigger.
You can't get in the heaven you've been saved by a nigger.
You got a nigger out with my nigger, huh?
Oh.
He made me tell me Jesus, right?
Let me just like this hole down.
But what the last time y'all actually...
I mean, look at this, James is a knicker.
Oh, I fucked up.
No disrespect.
I fucked up.
Send me to hell.
Send me to hell.
I can't believe this horse shit.
So that's how it is, huh?
Gotta go downstairs.
Oh, shit!
No disrespect, God, but if you can just send me to hell.
Listen, I didn't like them on earth.
I know I'm not going to like them up here.
I didn't like them on earth.
And I'm not going to do this, frankly.
I thought I was going to heaven to get away from this shit.
I don't want to hear no more rap music.
God damn.
Oh, hilarious.
Wait a good goddamn minute.
Listen, Mr. Bell, I mean, no disrespect.
But if you can just send me to purgatory, then you can just be in purgatory.
Just give me something to do.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't know.
That'd be the hell for him, though.
Where's the white part?
There is the white part.
A nigga in the middle of Central Station.
Hell and even got to be that tough
and they ain't going to be able to fuck with it.
They can just go to hell and don't nothing work out for them.
Just like black people in America,
everything they try to do just fail.
That's big.
Everything is just wake up and meet this quarter.
I was supposed to get my check today.
They check always about to come.
God damn, I just paid, really.
Hey, it'd be the best deals ever in life, too.
I got a house, $2,000.
My check about to come.
No, I need it right now.
Somebody walked up right behind you.
I got two now.
It's fuck!
Shit!
Keep happening!
Come home!
We just be a little bit short
when it don't work now.
We went over your application and you didn't get approved.
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, we found a nice black family that's going to move in here.
My credit score is going to sit there.
I'm sorry, that's not enough.
Not enough.
Ain't you important.
Damn.
I just got my shit up to a 650.
No, that's not enough.
Not for you.
What I can't do with 650?
What are you trying to do?
I want to get a house.
Yeah, everything with the 650.
This is going to require some...
Matter of fact, what about...
All right, never mind.
Don't worry about it.
I ain't gonna say it.
I ain't gonna ask.
Not, yeah.
I'm asking.
Well, just save up some cheese,
as long as you can cover your down paper.
You be good.
You'd be straight.
You'd be straight with it.
I mean, if you weren't really want to buy a house,
just clean your credit up first.
Cleaning the credit up?
Yeah, just a little bit.
You can use a little cleansing.
Don't lead.
Some bread put up.
Drop that shit.
What's decent average for my credit score?
What?
What's an average?
a house before?
I never bought a house.
Here you go.
First time home buy it.
Yeah.
We got a little.
Depending on the size of the house.
I don't know what they got now.
I'm trying to get like a
about a five-bedroom,
four car garage.
Yeah.
The swimming pool.
I said, you want a lot of fucking $800,000 house,
that's what you're talking about?
Some shit like that.
Oh, five?
I want some shit like Tyree.
Oh, you got a $8 million house.
Hey, you want some shit like Tyrese.
I want to take ya.
Well, nigger, you're about to get in Transformers.
Niggas, you have not been fast nor furious,
no, niggurias, right?
You're so special, Jack.
What?
Y'all ain't seen me mad before.
Jack, that ain't got shit to do with nothing.
You got no hair with that box a rag, though.
Yeah.
Shit, I got my hand whooped last weekend, yeah.
Yeah, I was at strokers and shit,
and then there was a fight broke out next to me,
and I ended up getting my ass whooped in the fight,
then the nigga knocked me down.
Out of the chair, this nigga Lando left me and whatnot.
Yeah, he forgot, I'm blind.
I'm trying to get away from the pipe.
And he was on top of me and shit.
I'm getting hit in the face and all that.
It was out and bust him.
It was Lando.
Lando.
With my ass.
It was not.
He snucked him.
I think the stripper that will give me a lap down.
He sucker punched me and took the rest of the money and shit.
He took the shit off the table.
Soon as the shit broke out and they didn't turn around.
I snuffed her.
Yeah.
That's a little.
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, hey, no, you gotta, you gotta stay out the mix.
That 200th century won't go be funny, his.
I kind of like my nigga with two eyes.
Hold on, tell my, so you y'all get me on 20 versus one for real?
I'm gonna be on 20 versus one?
Yeah, we're gonna set it up.
We're gonna do our own version 20 versus one for Jacks.
Okay, and what's the concept of this show?
Oh, no.
That we're trying to find somebody who will fuck with you.
We better off.
Get some hold. We got them all over to play the shelter.
Yeah.
We're glad to get some rest in the.
Can he put somebody humble like that, suit kitchen?
But that's what I said. He can't even see
so it shouldn't matter what the fuck she's going like.
We're going to beels and binges out.
We should get a bitch with a fake eye too.
Then they can have a spin.
They can have a minute.
They can do a spin-off with a parent of a young baby.
Y'all have fun. Just take your eye off and play
ping-paw dick.
Okay, try them out.
So let me ask you this.
You try mine.
See, you never see what I see.
You don't see it away.
You can't see what I see.
I'm blind, baby.
On the next season of Love is blind.
So what ain't good enough for me?
What are you saying?
Jack, we can't.
We can't say.
What is that?
What is that even quick?
You don't know what you got going on, guy?
No, I'm just saying that these are all the things
that can go.
And what can't go?
What's unacceptable?
For you?
You got to go for what you know.
Boy?
Yeah.
Take what you can get.
Take it to me.
I'll tell you, man.
You got to go with the whole that ask you about your eye.
If any of them hold don't say nothing about that eye,
you know they're on some bullshit.
Because all I'm going to be one.
That's how I know if she's a good word.
They're all going to ask them, though.
That's the first thing I'm going to ask me about my eye.
No, bro.
They'd be turning a nigga down for stupid shit.
Bits turned a nigga down because his pants was tapered and his ankles was out.
Your eye don't stand a chance.
Yeah, one girl popped up a little sick.
She liked the nigga too much already.
The fun?
Yeah, they do stupid shit like that.
Oh, shit.
The shit be funny to me.
Yeah, that shit be dog-ass on the way.
It don't matter what you say, they're going to pop that balloon.
Yeah, what's up my name?
Mario.
I make 11 figures a month.
I'm a truck driver.
Wow, wow, wow.
Did you not hit 11 seconds?
Hey, you're on some real shit.
I would like to do.
$11,000 is not enough for me.
Anyone don't mention it.
You said 11 figures, 11 figures.
First of all.
I make $14.
Eleven prison.
It's stupid.
Hey, what about a 20 versus 1 in a women's prison?
No.
I think that that's a homeless like that.
I ain't, I'm with you on that.
Come on, bro.
Let's do it to somebody who really need it.
Yeah.
And you know these whole gonna go hard for me.
They're gonna go hard.
Now you're talking.
Am I going to them?
Is he right here?
You're close?
Go a little bit.
There you go.
He's standing in the door.
Now he's going to be some action.
That's going to be some action.
You're stupid.
Whoever way and get apart.
Nick, though, let's find a women prison.
You can't get it.
No, you can't do that.
I'm going to damn for them holes out on that shit.
You're dead.
Jack.
You can't do that.
Nope.
I can't do it.
You think they're going to let you running the women's prison and be flavor flage?
You're going to make it.
This niggins thing you're going to this.
Innovate.
Ain't we all about innovating?
Let's do something for somebody else.
You're a security breach, man.
You're a security breach.
They're going to make them take that out and look in that hole before they let him back.
Yeah.
Somebody's going to try to put some country band in there.
You know, this nigga gullible, he'd been putting some balloons.
He'd be it and put some balloons in his ass and cigarettes in the room.
He had an eye and an ass full of drugs.
The whole head's stanking.
I mixed it up.
Swallow nine balloons full of ecstasy pitch.
Jack's stupid, man.
Hey, hey, on some real shit, I was going to talk to my, my folks.
It's the other day.
But I think that, like, prisons should have, like, a prom.
Like, for all the prisons that got good behavior, once a year.
Yeah.
Just get them when they get out of jail.
Just get them when they get out, bro.
But what if they do the 20%?
And you got good behavior.
You can do the 21 at a half way, how?
I like it.
I'm in.
Like, women who are trying to transition back to the other side.
Yeah.
I would get business not, I would just get a bitch soon as they bail out.
We got to get home, Miller.
Straight from the bill, barn.
Frens off.
She don't know nothing.
Who did it?
Did you just get out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For the love of Jack.
Nick, that's hard.
That's hard right there, boy.
I love Jack.
Jacking for love.
Oh, how about this?
How about this?
Jack and for cheats.
No.
What is fuck.
You know, that's stupid.
Jacking for love.
Yeah.
You and I.
That's better.
You and I.
That could be the music.
You and I.
You and I.
You and I.
Yeah, that's all that too.
Okay.
Come man.
You and I.
All eyes matter.
They're throwing us.
We got, we got what you call it too.
If you get the girl and y'all actually set it off, that's a whole not spin-off.
That's called Jack's Love Shack.
Both eyes matter.
And then we're going to have a next season.
It's going to be called her and I.
And them.
Because we up here making a polygamy situation.
Y'all got a kid?
No, we get in a polygamy situation
because we don't need to recruit another girl.
Then on the next season, get another girl.
Then on the next season, get another girl.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Fill up D5 bags on my boss.
We got babysitters.
We got adopted in the house.
We got somebody to do somebody here by the nails.
Yeah.
The doctor in the house.
Yeah.
Who wanted the bitch is a doctor?
LPN.
You're getting ahead of yourself.
We got to see how you do one.
We got to find one first.
Okay, gotcha.
And we're going to have to build this.
Yeah.
I'm looking like LeBron with the person with the Miami.
Not one, not two.
We gotta get the team chemistry together.
Yeah, you got to get that point.
All right, man.
Look here, everyone.
Y'all stay tuned, man.
85 South show.
We out of here.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Jack, your ass crazy, man.
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