The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Jacksonville Roast Session Part 2 With DC Young Fly Karlous Miller Chico Bean | Ep. 125

Episode Date: April 6, 2018

D.C Young Fly, Karlous Milller, and Chico Bean clock in one more time at The Comedy Club of Jacksonville to record the coldest podcast, The 85 South Show. The squad roasts everybody including the Navy lady,the guy that works at Boost Mobile, and the entire wait staff. You've seen his comedy on HBO but Karlous Miller really lets loose on The 85 South Show, in front of the Duval crowd and Chico Bean opens up to get the mood right. You know they kick a couple old school freestyles, roast everybody in the building and get wilder than anything you've seen on TRL, Wild N Out, or anywhere else. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bought that job Bought that job Bought that job Bought that job Hey job Hey that's one of them You got called cheating His baby mama make him be on the phone with her

The whole time he had worked I don't hear no grease popping. Oh, so you, you, oh, you taking orders out now. You ain't on the greed? Oh, so now this is quiet. Why all them bitches in the background? He's like, baby, but the waitress had to go to the bathroom. Right.

She mad his head. What is all the bitches laughing, though? But why she laughing, though? He gotta be on the phone with you. The whole time. What you do for a living in? See, I work at Booze, nigg. Booth hiring, motherfucker?

How the hell you get a job at booths, motherfucker? Unlimited air thing. Man, your phone don't need to work out your driveway, stupid-a-dead, yeah. Well, that signal weak and fuck, ugly, man. That shit worse than a Walmart phone, stupid-eyed, nink. That nigga be at work like, but don't nobody want a phone? Kill the Coochie Kenny, nigger. That's a video game character I would like to play with it right there.

Nigga, you should be on Mortal Kombat. Killer Coochie Kenny wins, nigga. Fuck out of here. I can tell y'all need some niggas down here. There's too many studs. I keep seeing them. Ain't enough dick's down here. They just rubbing pusses till they find something to do.

Oh, they got big tithes down in Jacksonville. Big titty's down. Now, Jacksonville. Double, double D. They send in hood, bitches, the war. Man, they gonna, that shit gonna be open no time. Look, we ain't gonna keep walking over here in the dust-ad country, what this nigga, eh?

You feel me, they do motherfucking blowing those kids and shit, bitch, you okay with that shit? Like, for real, for real, bitch. It's howdy fuck out here, what they pussed, nigga, eh? No, I got a wine scrub. Oh. I can get the bitch to the right or to the left. Or I can go up on them and hit a bitch

I be trying to hit shit. I know a nigga ain't hit. I'm like, bitch, I'm trying to hit that titty right now. I'm gonna'all. The dick fell out the closet, bro. Real talk. You know what I. And it broke the little balls part where the batteries go.

You know a curved dick just came. Yeah. What they do? Shit, boy. Fuck the bitch. Eyeball out, buddy. Hell you talking about, buddy. Got there on.

Poo, poop, pop. Eyeball came out, boy. Fuck you mean, buddy. How many I got you. You know you don't whose to stop at that game. station that say walnuts pecans peaches every time i see that sign that's how i hear it in my goddamn head walnuts pecans peaches it's a branch of hood bitch navy seals in the united states navy yep send in team wet wet wet he bitch is sure with body foothone twerking what's for what they

it send in team wet wet nigger team wet wet wet team wet wet team wet Went, wet, what the fuck? I'll be, fuck nivus. I got to take off. You heard what I said. I opened up my closet and a dildo fell on my head. So, fuck that job. Fuck that job.

Fuck that job. Fuck that job. These niggas sell skin care products. Not the same. Not the same. I just want to end. Savannah. Hey, man, I can't wait.

I can't wait. She's going to be the best day. I'm just going to be like, get her. Get her. Talk about her fucking shoes. Talk about the fucking shoes. If y'all ready to make some noise and have some fun, say hell yeah.

All right, you've just seen this man on Wiling Out. You've just seen the old school rap battle. He's half of that. He's out of D.C., one of the funniest comedians in the nation right now. Y'all give it up. Start clapping right now. Come on, y'all. Make some noise for Chico Big.

I love That's since love How you make it all the poor In the little last show Yeah Somic all flash I like you play sports What you drank in them tea

In the way shape of Oh a dot in Miami He won't matter you can get it I love this shit So we can spoke a little something We can drink on like you The bad as a bad as I didn't see all night

It's only right I make sure you good Just relax a little bit Baby, this my hood. Shot after the shot. Then we got closer. Last I remember we were standing on the sofa. Telling me she too drunk to drive at the board. Cut it off, nigger.

That nigga finger broke. I love that song. My favorite part of that song when they say, Out of all of these hoes, nigga, why are you up in my face? That's a real question right there, nigga. Like, it's all these holes, niggin.

You want to talk to me about goddamn the streets in the clubs. Hey, bro, I used to sell Big Bird, my nigger. $1,500,000 rock individual, bro. You want something else to drink? No, nigger. I want you to leave. Jesus. Jacksonville, how y'all doing?

No, I need more energy than that. How y'all doing? Look at all y'all motherfuckers sitting there mad than the motherfucker. These niggas's taking longer than Jesus to come on stage, my nigger. God damn, bro. It's raining this shit outside these nigg. What the fuck is they back there doing, nigger? Is they back there making some more?

niggas to come up, nigger, what the fuck? Niggas, boy, y'all don't like to wait, but niggas will make you wait, won't they? Everybody ain't here to be late before and dared a motherfucker to say something. Nigger, my baby's sick. I wish you would in this bitch, nigga. We're sorry, man.

We had to, you know, the first show ran a little long, so we had to make y'all wait a little bit longer, but we ain't here now, and y'all came out and sold it out, so make some noise for yourself. Jacksonville, thank y'all, man. How everybody doing you good, OG? O.G. You good. I'm sorry I made you wait. You look like. You just came home, nigga. I don't want that problem, nigga. That, nigga, I'd have been waiting for 20 years.

Now, this nigga got me waiting again, nigga. What's your name, O.G.? Killer Coochie Kenny? Kill the Coochie Kenny, nigger. That's a video game character I would like to play with right there. You should be on Mortal Kombat. Killer Coochie Kenny wins, nigga. it is, man. I love Jacksonville. Like, Jacksonville is a beautiful place, man, except for Regency Square Mall. They went there what it's called. Everywhere except for there is nice, nigger. That shit there is ridiculous. Like, do people, do y'all shop there? Well, why is it still open then? Y'all need to write a petition or something to get that bitch shut the fuck down. What in the world is going on over there? The first time I came down here, I went over there.

I was like, damn. Damn. They should just take. the roof off this motherfucker so the sun can at least shine in this dim ass fucked up at nigger i ain't the food court even fucked up over there i'm like nigger y'all ain't got no general soul's chicken or nothing in here it's just a nigger and they're making hot dogs like come on get you one my nigger come on get you one these dogs they fresh off the grill back here nigg this shit is crazy man and then like the first show like we had a bunch of people that nigger had one of them hot dogs that nigger over there had we ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, nigger, I'm still farting that motherfucker out.

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we had a bunch of people in here that they was, you know, they was kind of like acting like they want to tell us the real shit about Jacksonville. Like, what's the shit that go on down here? Like, my man sucked this. Steve, what you do, big man? He said, shit. You know a nigga dealing with something

when he started his answer with that. Listen, you know it's going down. When you ask the niggas, oh, how you doing? Shit, niggum. That nigger said, shit, I just work. Where you work, G? At Loomys? Loomis Fargo?

The Mack truck? Oh, you, oh, you, oh, nigger, the bank truck. Oh, you're the nigga that got the, oh, nigga. Dang, that's a dangerous job, ain't it? But they train y'all to kill niggas, don't they? He said, hell yeah, nigga, that's why shit. That's why I said shit first, because I don't want you to be the nigger to get shot. That shit, like, how do you get a job like that?

And he said, I just applied on the internet, nigger, shit. I ain't even said they were going to hide me. Y'all like, shit. Nigger, they said you got any felonies? Uh, maybe, nigger, y'all. I know how to shoot. That's what y'all need, right? I can do that.

That's what it is, man. But like I said, since we started late on time, we're going to go here and keep the show rolling because I know y'all ready to get this thing all the way started. So we thank each and every last one of y'all for your patience. First, make some noise for yourself of being patient, black people with niggas. We're doing this.

I don't have no more. patience for this, nigga. He fucked up the first show. And you all right back there, DJ? This nigga back there off the dope, nigga. That nigga. Did you eat one of them read and see hot dogs, niggas? You dying? You okay? This nigga's scratching for no reason. All right, so we thank y'all for y'all patience, but we're going to keep this show rolling, man. The next gentleman, I'm about to bring to the stage. You've seen them everywhere. See them hosting TRL. You've seen them on your phones, but you're about to see them right here live at the motherfucking family dollar tonight.

Nigger, this shit, they ain't tricking me. I know a family dollar when I see one, nigga. That was detergent back there. Up here was the registers. They're not tricking nobody, nigga. They didn't even give a fuck about changing the piping in this motherfucker. Yeah, we can keep the same family dollar pipes. We're just

going to put some chairs in this bitch. This, that club, you had your cousin party when he just come home from jail and you come get the whole family together. Look at that nigga like, shit, I should do that. Nika Killer Kenny Coochee presents Young nigger Returns. But like I said, y'all didn't see my brother everywhere, man,

but you about to see him right here tonight, so I need everybody, stop making some noise. Start clapping right now. Stop making some noise for the one, the only D.C. Young Fly! To the window. To the wall. To the wall.

So the sweat dropped down my ball. My ball. No, these bitch, it's wrong. Oh, skis-skie-mobok-h-h-h-k-k-a-k-k-a-k-k-a-k-k-a-k-k-a-k-k-a-k-k-kah. Gah, gah, gah, gah! Gah, what you know about that song? Oh, skis-ke-kke-k, goddell! We're in this, motherfucker.

What's up, Jacksonville? Y'all living this motherfucker here. Ooh-wee. What up, nigger? Look, I acting like he know me. What up, boy? Hey, boy, I can't get raw. So what up, nigger!

We're in Jacksonville. What you do for a living, Ney? Yeah, I work there, booze, nico. Yeah, I work there, booze, nico. Man, your phone don't need to work out your driveway. Stupid-ass, dude. Where that signal, we get for, ugly, man.

That shit worse than them. Walmart phone, stupid eye, Nick. That nigga'd be at work like, but don't nobody want a phone? That nigga, manager like, yeah, you might wear a clock on night, bet dog, right? Those niggins, they had a shipment in phones in about five months.

The mic, dude, I'm going to turn it to a dollar general next week, stupid eye, dick. They're going to turn that motherfucker to a skate rick, stupid-assad, boy. I'm fucking. Slow skaters on the outside, slow skaters on the outside. Slow skater. What did you say? Real shit. Boy, your ass need to be looking for a job right now.

You need to add a cover club if they hire a bucking. Your ass going to need a job in about 30 minutes. I ain't lying. Okay, he worked at Boots. Boy, you know ain't nothing on that table, but I'm coming straight at your eye. That nigger, like, oh, that nigger was like, oh, shit, here this nigger go.

Baby, let me know when he's done, all right. You can tell a nigger, gills as soon as you look at it. This nigger, all right, all right. Yeah, a nigger, I'm on your eye. What you do? What's your name, OG? Shells. Sales?

Sales? Like, nigga, jail sales? Like, sales, what you do for a living? Sales? Sales? You working at Macy's stupid eye, nigger. Ah! Why don't nigger won't give me a credit card, real talk?

What kind of credit do you need to get a Macy card? That ain't hung on, damn. Man, I got a 523. You got your girlfriend right there? Hey, girlfriend. What do you do for a living? Medical assistant. So you just draw blood on you?

You just draw blood all day. That's it. That's all you do. All right, look, I'm coming down the line, so if you ain't got a job, you better think of some shit. Here we go. Let's digger hell. What you do right here?

You look like you play baseball. Look, glad, boy. My name is Anderson. Rodriguez, stupid. He can throw, but you can't hit like a motherfucker. That nigga, sorry. What you do, OG? You work at who?

Lumen's Fargo? The bank truck. You be dropping the shit off in the ATM? It ain't never been the time when you were like, you know what? I can shoot that driver in the head. And you know what? What's the most money you had to ever put into an ATM? You get a hat in your hand.

You were like, boy. Just tell the truth, you can't count money. Stupid-ass, boy. That nigga like, like, shit, I don't even know. I just put it in the bank. Stupid eye, boy. It's your girlfriend right now. girlfriend right now. You his girlfriend? Yeah, like, you don't get out, bitch, didn't?

He drug me here, he drug me here. He drug me here. That's your, my friend. You'll do anything else? You will? Okay, here we go. We're going to check. Let's go. Uh-uh, you don't feel to do it to him. But if you don't get your tip agency looking like, I'm going to do it to him. Huh? Oh. I'm about to say, you know, Vest got a pocket on the side, stupid eye, buddy. A nigga out a shoulder pocket. Dumb-eyed body. Now, back on you.

You would do anything for your man? You would. You would? What do you mean you can't? Yes or no? Yes or no? I'm telling him, we're acting like, we're not like, look, because that motherfucker over here

will suck a dick over here. She better. You better say, yes, girl, he likes skin and strong. I hate like skid-scrowed niggas. Damn! Like you'll do anything for your man. Here we go. We gonna see.

But not stupid niggas. Here we go. Will you suck his dick on saw? Look at the bitch over there like, hell yeah, bitch. Will you suck his dick on saw? Bitch, you ain't on the price is right, bitch. She's like, would I?

I don't know. Have you ever been on soft? I don't know. Would you suck your dick on soft? She don't love you, bro. No, you know. You would. Oh, well, you might probably do love him.

Because, ladies, y'all know it takes a certain type of love to suck a soft-ha-dick. As soon as y'all see it, y'all be like, oh, look at it. Nigger, though, they're like, look at that shit. We were like, man, this bitch's crazy his head. This bitch, this bitch, oh. That bitch, though, that don't suck at all type of dicks.

Gummy-worm dick. What's your name, baby, who says she's a suck a soft penis? I guess since you ain't got no job and she ain't got no job, I guess. Ain't nothing else to do but suck a soft dick. He's talking about this, the Booze Boba hugs. Stupid-ass dick. Y'all both, y'all burrow, y'all work all Boozbo together. I feel like that's all he can say.

he can say, hell ya, megal, booze, yeah. What's your name, OG? Booth, stupid-ass, boy. My name, Booze, hell yeah, yeah. Yeah. I would say something about you, but I can't see your black ass. Fuck wrong with you. Come here, come to the light right quick.

But you still dog in the light, stupid-ass-ha-boy. That nigga, boy, put his face up on in the light, boy, ugly, but fuck. Get your osmosis-jones looking, damn, fuck wrong with you. Gone to the back and drop a motor. Ugly, man. Don't he look like he good in old-school, stupid-ass. He still ain't got no car, but he can fix one. How a nigga can fix a car, but I ain't got a car?

Like, nigger, how do you practice? Y'all having a good tie. Y'all have a good tie. Y'all color-coordinated. Don't want to get lost, so I see what's going on. What's your name, O.G.? Killer Coos Kenan. Okay, I'm gonna leave you to fuck along.

Say no more. I don't need you to have a new nickname today. Y'all ready to get this show started, man? Fuck it right. Now the next brother, I'm about to bring up. This is my nigger. This nigger is crazy. Boosh, you're ready, Booz?

You're gonna cut your phone, no. Ain't nobody call your stupid ass, no way. Here we go. Yeah, we went through a nigger phone, see three contacts. She's like, this nigger ain't don't know nobody. That niggins got no family. That niggins got no family. Oh, my God.

The last thing I'm about to bring up is my nigger, please leave me alone, boost, please. That nigga ain't got no family, man. Here we go. And the last thing I'm about to bring up is my dog, man, y'all have seen this thing all over. MTV, B.T. I'm telling this thing is about to make y'all piss on y'all.

Y'all stop making some doors for my niggil right now. Carlos Miller! Hey! Got to pay back. Revenge. A man to be pay back. I got to get back. I need some get back.

That's all the claps I got. That's it. That's how y'all feel about me. That's how y'all feel about me? I'm going to give a fuck if you don't like James Brown. I let this whole goddamn song play. This song, 8-8 minutes long. Get down with my girlfriend.

That ain't right. Turn that shit on. Niggie, that was your granddaddy version of trap music right there. You sold me out for chicken change. Nigger, they don't even make that no more. How y'all living? Hey, what's that in there? Damn, I feel like I'm on selling this bitch.

There's no love in the room. What happened? Somebody dad before I came out? That's what good pussy sound like. Got it. Good pussy whistle over there. Oh, shit. How you doing over there, sweetheart?

Oh, hell yeah. I tell you about that laugh. She makes some good-ass spaghetti. What about the head? I don't know. Be careful, bro. These women out here put their head on your ass. Turn you to a step daddy.

The shit. They got some new shit out. Man, that shit has your whole waist wet. Yeah, hell, you in the mirror like a bitch. You better not tell nobody here. You got a nigga waist wet in this bed. How y'all living out of here tonight? What going on goddamn Dubov?

This shit crazy. I love it down here. Niggas will put 26s on a Malibook. I saw a nigga hurt his leg earlier at the gas station. I fell out the goddamn car. Pick them big dumb-ass rims on that bitch. Now he can't turn. It's just all...

South and north. Look at this shit. Two hood bitches reunited. Bitch, I ain't seen you think we got out. What the fuck? Y'all got some top-notch hood bitches down. Hell boy. Hell ya.

I'm talking about the type of girl who are. the type of girl who will buy you some weed from her baby daddy. Yeah, that's what got me thinking about moving down here, brother. Shit, I might. Oh, fuck out of here. I can tell y'all need some niggas down here.

There's too many studs. I keep seeing them. Ain't enough dicks down here. They just rubbing pusses till they find something to do. Yeah, I'm coming for your ass. Man, you wearing dresses and shit next time.

Is this something about that nigg? dick, turn me back to a bitch. These stuzzles, everywhere, eating up all the pussy. Damn, termites. Eating up all the goddamn pussy. I wouldn't normally be this aggressive to him, but they've been talking shit, and we don't have enough platforms as real niggas

to talk our shit back. What station am I on? Yeah, we don't have, see how they interrupt the show when you start talking real shit? Bish them ran back there and pulled the cords out like on Forrest Gump. He ain't about to say this shit. Yes, I am. Fuck them. Are they in here?

Is this your homeboys in them here? All right. They waiting on my... Shut the fuck up. I'm going to let them win the fight, but I'm going to grab them tities. Ah, ah, ah. Carlos, you let that little stud. bitch whoop your ass.

Yeah, I'll smell a pussy though, my nigga. That's a woman right there. Bro, you good? You were waiting on your drink. You don't laugh at shit till you get drunk. I feel you, my nigga. I feel you. Shout out to all my niggas that was cutting grass earlier.

You can smell your ass in here. Smelling like allergies and bender drills and shit. That's your man right there? a real gangster. I can tell about his hair. Niggas hell looked like trap house carpet. Man. That shit looked like you've been doing this a lot. You know, nigger going through some shit, boy.

Stop playing. Let me see what else. Any old niggas in here tonight? What the old niggas in here tonight? They sleep. She pointed at you. That nigga, that niggie, that niggum been locked up before because he still got the young face, huh?

35? Damn, you don't have a hard life, boy. Now I start drinking some water. That nink, 35 with the 47-year-old face. I'm 35. I want to ask that nigger, do you have diabetes? Oh, this shit about to be retorted. Oh, hell yeah.

Shout out to all the dudes in here who with a side chick. And when they bought out of them Girl Scout cookies from your side daughter. Took them home to your main bitch and let her eat them all. Where are you getting these cookies, bro? My little side daughter selling these cookies.

Y'all don't know about side kids? Shut the fuck up. Everybody in here got kids. That's when you fuck with a girl and she already got some kids, but they're so young, you kinda raise them while you fucking with their mama.

Oh, okay. I was about to say, I know I'm not the only side father in here. Why are you coughing? You all right? Oh, so you think coughing gonna make the drink come fast? It ain't. This is a black club.

Look at the logo. You might get that drink tomorrow. How long you've been waiting? I'm just saying I know the show kind of got delayed. Don't be mad at nobody. That is nobody's fault. We had some old ladies in here. One of them took her braw so it took a minute to get them tithes together. She had them old lady tits.

We had to scoop them together like a ponytail. Y'all think I'd just be up here making up shit. Fuck y'all, man. I don't appreciate that weak-a-clap. I didn't fly down here. I drove down here. I had to have my weed in my goddamn shoe. I saw 988 police between Georgia and Jacksonville.

What the fuck? Nigger, that little stretch of highway burning up like that? That shit's so hot. I seen the state trooper pullovers and state trooper. It was a Georgia state trooper on the floor. Florida State Line, these niggins just had, they car parked together, talking shit back and forth. I'll give you a ticket. Bitch, I'll give you a ticket.

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I want to hold whole conversations at the gas station. You're trying to get some gas, get the fuck on. You know you don't want to stop at that gas station that say, walnuts, pecans, peaches. Every time I see that sign, that's how I hear it in my goddamn head. Walnuts, pecans, peaches. Then as soon as you get to South Georgia,

there's some shit that's a big-ass plantation. I'm like, ooh, they need to tear that down. I don't want to go to the plantation. She got quiet niggins in here. A white girl let the hand go. Babe, why are we holding hands? It's going to get everybody shot. Look how the black women laughing out of spite.

Yes, tell it. Anything bad happening in a nigga life is because we fucking with that white bitch, ain't it? Tell the truth. Heard Carlos wrecked this car. Fucking with that white bitch. Whatever. Ladies, can y'all go back natural?

I'm so tired of goddamn pulling that weave half from under my balls. My nigga, you ain't never been fucking with the ratchet. That weave gets stuck under your balls. You pull it out, like, what the fuck? I feel like I've been raped. I don't let nobody go under my balls, not even loose weave. This nigga been here before.

This not jokes, these testimonies. Say what? That's why you got to fuck with a certain brand of ratchet bitches. They all wear that light brown weave. Don't matter what color her hair is. This nigga got caught recently, bro. I didn't know you had so much input on this shit. You don't know.

Look at your shit. This nigga growing a science experiment. Don't fuck with it. Oh shit. Much love to all the fine women in here, man. I don't give a fuck what they say. I don't give a fuck if you big fan, a little fine, you could be a little person,

whatever the fuck. Somebody like your ass. Whatever wrong with you, somebody is fucking with it. You can have a big foot in a little foot. It's a nigger somewhere thinking about your little foot ad. Saying stupid shit, I just want to kick it with her. Don't never think that you're out the game.

As long as you're alive, you got a chance. You ever went to Walmart and see the type of people who are out here happy in love? The big bitch on the scooter with all them Dad Mountain Dews. Bitch got a husband sitting outside smoking them red cigarettes waiting on her. Look how they conversing. Yes, bitch, it's real.

Fuck that. Take your weave out. Yeah, take your waist train off. It's a woman sitting here right now. Can't laugh like they want to. Race. Got damn waist train on too tight. Bitch, he's so stupid.

I just want women to start giving a fuck about us again. Especially you big-titty women. Fellas, if your woman got real big titties and when you suck her titty, she don't cuff your head like an infant. She don't give a fuck about you. She's supposed to cuff your head because that big titty pressure plus the gravity,

that should have crushed your goddamn vertebrae. Kill your ass. You'll choke on your own blood trying to suck that big ass titty. You ever notice how big titty women look at you stupid why you suck the titty? It don't do nothing. They just be like, boy, you're stupid.

I don't know. putting all that titty in your mouth. But go ahead, go ahead. Laugh loud, my nigga. Fuck these women. They don't want us to have a good time. Laugh, my nigga. Because you laughing from a nigger

who doesn't suck the big titty, like, she ain't going to cuff my head? What the, bitch, it's selfish. All they care about is they self, bro. If you ever eating ass and she don't reach back and hold at least one of them cheeks, what you? She's going to let you eat ass by yourself?

It's a lot of tension on this side of the room, bro. You see how me and you just started talking and them niggins that got quiet. They're being abused over there, bro. And whoever that evil-ass woman is over there laughing, reach back there and grab their cheek for that man. Selfish hat. These bitches toasting.

Do not fuck with them late. Them the type of bitches who got 11. Nesh Dildo wrapped up in a tube suck. Fellas, it's in the top drawer. It's in the top drawer. No, you don't. No, you don't. Now with that voice.

This sound like a middle school janitor. We get real dick. Who is fucking the bitch with the Hulk Hogan voice? Let me tell you something, brother. What you're going to do? You're going to bring that dick over here. You're going to get you some of this pussy. What are you going to do when the vagina?

Manor runs wild on you! Bray you're a fuck? You get naked, she just bust her legs up. Snap to a swim gym! What the fuck? Nah, I'm going home. Fuck this shit. Boy, I swear y'all treat me like I ain't shit. My nigga, your drink still ain't came? Ooh, we should have just bought a bottle.

Hey, man, can we get these people drunk in here tonight? It's Sunday. They got to go to work tomorrow, bro. We got black people in here trying to get fucked up. Then wake up in the morning and sit on the end of the bed and figure out if you need this job. or not?

I'm really straight. Bro, you good? How you living, my nigga? See you got a lot of Gucci on this shit. You good? All right. Let you know I saw you, my nigga. A lot of logos.

Niggily, Gucci put any goddamn thing on a shirt. Nigger gonna buy it. Ma'am. Ma'am. ma'am you loud as fuck yeah cigarette voice listen everybody in the club can hear you can shut your ass up make me come over there and put you in the goddamn headlock or something how you doing miss lay you look so nice and sweet bet your house smell like that good vanilla how you living today you're single you're here looking for a nigga

When do y'all do that? Is it like a certain day of the week that y'all go out and look? Because ladies never be looking for niggas, dude. No, I'm good. I'm fine, thank. Bitch in the club drinking out. Can I get you some water or something?

No, I'm good. Scoopy bitch is drinking out with a straw in it. I'm just trying to figure out like what number I am. You know what I'm saying? Because I made a lot of women and they'd be like, I would get you some pussy, but I ain't no hoe. I want to know who to put some information out about me that's like if you give me some pussy, then you a hole. Like, not the 800 other niggas that you fucked prior to meeting me.

I'm the one that just put you over the hole barrier. So I've been getting up earlier trying to meet these bitches before I fall into it. Now you a whole spot. It's a lot of niggas want to laugh, but they can't because they ain't fucked yet. Bro, you're not gonna laugh your way into the pussy. You ain't fucked before you... You could, if this is the date, nigga, you're running out of ideas.

You take it to a comedy show? Well, maybe the comedian will say something. Make a pull the panties off. She ain't gonna fuck, bro. She got quiet intense. Let me move on because I can feel it. Bro, you good? Got your shorts on, stepdaddy shirt.

Fucking them up. Look like you're gonna fix the goddamn C-10 in the park. Try that motherfucker again, Cuff. Don't he look like the nigga, be like, try it again. Hold what you got, hold what you got, hold what you got. Then you're a mechanic. You're a lie.

What you do? Huh? You sell mellamirica. What is that? Skin oil. Niggie, you're not about to sell me no skin oil, bro. You look like the nigga who used to have them out. Bro, come here, bro.

Let me highlight you about them black heads, my nigga. No, don't be agreeing to that shit, natural earth, nigger. I don't trust them niggas who wear shirts with no collar. Them be the type of niggas tell your girl about your side bitch. You know you're over there with her right now. Smelling like shay butter and bullshit. This type of nigga tried to get you to stop smoking blunts. They ain't got no alkaline in on my nigger.

Get the fuck out here. 4 slash 85,000 GamSoda.com Where are we going? Uh-huh. Forward slash 85,000. Okay. I think they get the picture.

I think they get the picture. That's no need to watch a station. Go to Gamzota right now and tell them 85 South Show just sent you. Sign up for free. Or did I forget to mention. Yeah. We like to fuck it over here.

I'm on there right now. We got other things to do. Let's go. Y'all ready for some more of this type of shit? Because if I'm telling you, it's about to... It got to be more than this bitch. Come on now. I know I did better than that.

Y'all stingy as a motherfucker, boy. And I'm down here appreciating y'all good culture. I've bought $800 worth of seafood from these goddamn crack heads. Where these niggins getting all the seafood at? Boy, everybody's sell goddamn seafood. My nigga, come here. Look in the trunk. Look in the trunk.

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