The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Janky Promoters In Tallahassee With @karlousm @chicobean | Ep. 102

Episode Date: October 27, 2017

Janky Promoters Tallahassee with @karlousm & @chicobean The 85 South Show booked a show with Janky Promoters down in Tallahassee, Florida and this what happened. The venue didn't have the money agreed to, the green room was in the women's bathroom and a camera man had a seizure but The 85 South Show goes on and Karlous and Chico roasted the hell out of the entire night. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Parano advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got Tid eyes in the building Say what, say what

Say what Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stanking ass You're gonna be in New Year's in church With your stagging ass You're gonna go straight back to work

With your stagin' ass While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternator don't work With your staggin' air. Now you gotta try to crank it first. With your stagin' ass. Oh, said, you gonna be lay for work.

With your stagin' ass. And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog. With your stagin' ass. Hey. You don't bend over the shit. Tell it to. Fucking these holes on the low. Niggas talk about.

Them n'niko fun of hanging with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. And anytime she called me, she's going to get off on these dick. Now, ain't you telling where you might see me. I'm posted in the end. But I might jump on the plane in Pallé vu or Lafonte because my delos I got the jokes I'm everywhere

You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty Hey

I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't crazy man I'm crazy man

I'll give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good then please don't give me some

But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Of that pussy girl I don't like Ashton You got a smell but I won't fuck no You know that's right to smell But I'm a fuck no

Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck no Ain't none of the staff getting paid tonight. I said, Chico, B, that ain't right because none of this staff getting paid tonight. I said, Carlos Miller, you know, that ain't right, because ain't none of the staff getting paid tonight. Y'all got us performing in the club from Color Purple, nigga. This is that Shug Avery Club, Nick, than right here. This that club Shug Avery performed in, nigga.

This shit crazy. This that club, Nino Brown had his birthday party. Yep. Is that same one? Am I my brother's keeper? Yes, I am. 85. 85.

85. 85. Hey, hey. Hey. What the fuck? You gotta do a step show on this bitch, nigger. This shit is. When we go up to New York, we can't tell no about this shit happen.

I was never here. Neither was that. If the niggas say they saw me up here, I'm gonna like, shit. You, you were with me? Shut up. Shout out to all the ladies growing a little hair on your pussy because it's about to get cold. I don't want that pussy to get pneumonia.

I got a young nigga old shoes laughing. I'm back in the motherfucking game. You shouldn't have started laughing. Now the goddamn show finner start. All I had to do was talk about some hairy pussy. That's how you know that nigga old. Only old niggas fuck with Harry put the seat. Now the young nigga doing something now.

Get the time. out the snappy nappy duck out got all my attention. Look, the lady he went didn't even know he liked Harry pussy. Boy, when you started that? Grown grow the pussy wig back, ma'am. What type of weed y'all nigga smoking down here? Real, yeah, y'all is smoking real gas. That shit just made my nigga have a fucking seizure just now.

I swear to God, my nigga just had a fucking seizure in this bitch. I wasn't going to talk about it, but fuck that. killed my homie with that shit. Y'all out here smoking them trick daddy blunts, nigga. What the fuck? Y'all almost killed my nigga. That nigga was goddamn twitching his shit. That nigga then pissed on itself, nigga. I was scared as a motherfucker. That's my partner. That nigga was like, uh, uh, yeah, uh, yeah. I said, this nigga possessed. Oh, my God. My nigga was possessed off the weed y'all got down this bitch. Don't ever pass me nothing, Nick. In your face, the light ain't shining on you. You got on them goddamn.

Damn, whoa, that nigga'll get mad at me looking around. Who the fuck this nigga talking to? You old niggas shoes, nigga, I thought it was, I thought you was a player in this motherfucker. God damn, you got on them, goddamn. If you think you're lonely now, wait until tonight, girl, we're going to go to play. It's going to be 13 people, yeah. How old are you, though, player? 33?

Oh, yeah, you got some experience, my. Any nigga 33 that wear those shoes, you will take that shit off and smack a nigger with it. I already know, you're an old player. It can't be funny, niggins. Ah, damn, what the fuck y'all? Turn the volume up on the TV, turn the game on or something, Nick, at least you... We can... Hey, Joe, are you recording this shit?

Don't record this shit, nigger. We don't need this on file at all, nigga. This one didn't happen. This never happened. Hey, look, I get $20 to anybody who can find one of the men in black flashy things, nigger. I swear to God, I'm gonna need to hit it. everybody with that motherfucker before we leave. You never sold me, nigga.

Get the fuck out of here. What's up? Y'all came out on a couple's night out? Y'all, you mad as a motherfucker. You spent that $45, ain't you? He's like, fuck, man, I could have just goddamn shit, goddamn. That's what the nigger say. We need to waste of money. God damn, man.

Nick gonna be explaining this shit the whole way home. You too, pop. You're going to be explaining this shit. Baby, now, I promise. Now, them niggas funny. I got a DVR. I'm gonna turn it on don't know what you mean you're going home but you know you ain't gotta go home I want you to spend a night still nah she ain't staying nigger this is fucked up everybody how y'all ladies doing she on the phone that's day I ain't mad at you baby go ahead I ain't mad at it she'll give a fuck I ain't mad at you

usually I'd be like damn you on the phone doing the show don't worry about it tell your mama this shit ain't shit I fear you mama I came to this show my friends and it's like 12 people here these niggins supposed to be on TV I don't believe it though no I don't believe they on TV. What's up, staff? How y'all doing? Make sure them niggas tip y'all, because I ain't got nothing for you, nigga. I'm sorry. Shit. Don't worry about it, man. Let's see who we got in. What they got the VIP section over there? Did y'all pay for that? Y'all paid to be VIP? Everybody VIP tonight, nigga. Look at all these empty-ass chairs right there. Move y'all

a lot's to fuck up. You ain't special. Ain't nobody in here looking at y'all. They barely looking at me, and I got a microphone in the light on me, nigga. What the fuck? Nika shit, fuck that. We paid $150. We're sitting up here. Nigger, fuck that. God. They got that money. You ain't got my money over there, nigga.

I wish you would have been a promoter if you got so much money, nigga. Why you ain't bring me down here? God damn, I'd have been better off in a nigga garage tonight than this shit. What the fuck, man? Nicker, I ain't, listen. I'm telling y'all, I ain't had one of these since I started doing comedy. I'm going to tell you, this shit different than anything I've seen. I thought I was above this.

Thank you, Jesus, for humbling a young African-American male. Look at the shit they got on TV. Look at that. Look at this. He got a mom and a white man on TV. They're true TV. Yeah, it is true. This ain't shit.

This ain't nothing. You recording this, but did you just Snapchat me? Stop, baby. I don't want nobody to know I was here. I've been lying the whole time I was outside. Nick, it's so popping in that bitch. I don't even know if I'm going to be able to walk in. Please don't record this, baby.

Please. Just keep it to yourself, okay? I give you a hug and everything. You can put that little dog filter on the picture we take when I get all stages. Don't tell nobody you saw me perform. Wait. Wait till we come back the next time when

my man bring us with the money. That name. Whoa, shit. Joe, nigger, are you setting up cameras? For what? Why? Why do you want to record this, Joe? Why you want to do this dog confidence, my nigga? To inspire

me to what? Quit, nigger? What the fuck? shit man I don't even want to tell no jokes man I'm just gonna set up here just talk about how fucked up this whole situation is for everybody this whole I'm not we're a family now everybody that's in here we need to exchange numbers you know I'm saying get each other information so we can keep in contact because this right here is orientation right here this is not no comedy show where the fuck they get these older look at these chairs my nigger look at the chairs And look how old these chairs is, man

Them shit's vintage Nigger Who the fuck been sitting in them chairs? Y'all ain't bought them goddamn chairs Y'all found them chairs One of these pieces of shops that closed down Put them chairs outside They were like shit, grab them chairs, nigga

They're gonna try to charge us for the chairs Of the club, fuck that we bring our own chairs Nigger the Tallahassee. Our niggas ain't shit, man Alright We got another couple right here Hey, nigga, are you setting your camera up on the fuck? This nigga to put the camera up, that's what you get.

That's why you wasted your drink, nigger. Aha, that's what you get, gold mouth. I told you don't record me. What, nobody, don't hold your chain up, nigga. I know you got money. I don't. The fuck. Well, I'm happy to be here.

You know, this is one of them times you got to just thank God. This is an Instagram quote right here, nigga. This whole show. God shows you sometimes when things aren't going the way you need them to go. Keep your head high and strive, it'll get better. You know, we got, we can right shoot the new season of wild and out, right? We got the new season of wild and out. We're supposed to be, me and Carlo's supposed to be in New York right now.

We said, fuck that. We're going to Tallahassee. The people want to see us in Tallahassee. I wish to God I could have had a fucking moment of goddamn deja vu before I came to here, niggas. I'd have called that. Nigger, no, nigger, fuck it. Let's not go.

Let's not go. Them niggas ain't got the money. Them niggas ain't got the money. And they're gonna have us in the goddamn players club, nigger. This dollar bill gonna come out of locker on us, nigger. I guarantee it. This shit is crazy, man. Hey, sweetheart with the blue hair.

How are you doing? You're here by yourself? Not no more, nigger. I go with you now. That's the reason why I'm here. I came to support my woman, nigger. She... Who from Tallahassee?

Anybody in here from? Anybody from Tallahassee? You were here from Tallahassee? I heard a lot about Tallahassee. I never got to explore the city. The last time I came, I was at FAMU. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and I just went to the college and that was it.

And they told me, you know, Tallahassee is, when I was at FAMU, they were like, Tallahassee, it's a small city, but you know, it's a college town, but it's a lot to do and shit like that. But it's a part of Tallahassee. These niggas forgot to mention, which is everywhere but where the college at. Nigger, this shit is fucked up. Woo! I went past Joe Lewis Projects today, nigga.

God damn! Woo-wee, nigga! Fuck the police. Y'all need the Power Rangers in Joe Lewis Projects, nigger. Ain't shit the police can do over there. Who the fuck still living in that bitch? I was like, nigger, if this ain't the first 48, nigga, I don't know what it is.

Nigger, that shit is crazy. This shit is... Y'all ladies, all y'all live in Tallahasse? They're not even paying me. me no attention. The motherfucker's talking about loving hip hop right now. Girl, Rashida, still won't stay with that nigga. I swear to God. You watch the reunion? I fear you.

I'm going to pay attention to this shit. I, what type of weed y'all nigga smoking down here? Yeah, y'all is smoking real gas. That shit just made my nigga have a fucking seizure just now. I swear to God. My nigga just had a fucking seizure. in this bitch. I wasn't gonna talk about it, but fuck that. Y'all almost killed my

homie with that shit. Y'all out here smoking them trick daddy blunts, nigga. What the fuck? You almost killed my nigga. That nigga was goddamn twitching his shit. That nigga had pissed on itself, nigger. I was scared as a motherfucker. That's my partner. That nigga was like, I said, this nigga possessed. Oh my God. My nigga was possessed off the weed y'all got down this bitch. Don't ever pass me nothing. that, nigger. Underground, now shoot the shit out your kneecaps you ever try to pass me a blunt underground. This nigga smoking that. Boop, nigga. Fuck that, nigga. Have my nigga tripping. When I walked in, I ain't know what's going on. I'm like, is this nigga dancing? What the

fuck is going on? Oh, my God, man. That nigga. That's why them white men was in here. Them niggas had to come. Go mouth. Them niggas had to come. My nigga to make sure my nigger wasn't goddamn about to die. And then the fucked up part of the state that still made us do this goddamn show, even if he would. Hey, look, we can't, I mean, I know your man passing everything,

God rest your soul, but we got some people in here, my nigga, that paid to see y'all, partner. We can't let you just leave and go identified body and shit, you know it's him. You know what I'm saying? He rolled with y'all. Could y'all just give me that 45 minutes? Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, fuck that.

It took a while to get the back in. It took my nigga almost having a goddamn heart attack in this bitch. for us to get the rest of the money. Then they said they got hood rich Pablo Juan coming down here. I think that might be a finesse right there. It might be a hood-paid Pablo Richie or some one of them niggas. I don't know if the real rapper coming, this shit.

Yeah, but this weed down here must be strong than a motherfucker, nigga. I'm never smoking in Tallahassee, nigga. It's that type of weed make you get the oil change on a rental car, you'd be like, God damn! Nika, that wasn't even my responsibility. Nigger, why the fuck did I just do that shit? You fuck around, put your driver's license in an ATM machine. Nigger, you'd be like, shit.

I forgot my pen number, but if I identify myself like this, maybe they'll give me my money. Oh, my God. I, uh, DJ. Hey, the fuck is you back there doing, man. What's you doing, man? There you said, I'm chilling, man. That nigga back there texting.

Hey, man, I'm never working with these niggas again, right? These niggas told me these wilding out niggas was gonna bring me on the show To take DJ DREC place and everything Man, he nigger D-nigger lying like fuck, my nigga D-nigger D-nicker told me I'll be the next

DJ on Wilded out These niggas, man God damn man I Uh For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch This is The Turning, River Road I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.

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These need to be the first and the last one y'all niggas do. This is it. This is it, my nigga, like Michael Jackson last tour. This is it. It's over with. Fuck that. When you got niggas chicken wings in the girl bathroom, that's it. Like, that's it. That's it. That's it. Y'all don't give a fuck about us, nigga. I don't even trust them chicken wings. I don't know if it was the wings of the weed that made my man trip out like that. I'm just nervous as fucking this bitch. I'm gonna tell you, if I start tripping, nigga, just don't take the little bit of money that they gave me. Nick, let me keep that shit. Don't take the money. These niggas and got a new way to get you robbed. Nigger, fuck the gun. Get these niggas this. Nicky smoke this shit and forget where you at. My nigga, didn't even remember what happened to him. He was like, I had a seizure. I was tripping.

Like, oh, these niggas that gave us some forget weed, nigga. Yeah, nigga, had him smoke that shit. They won't even remember they was here, nigger. Fuck this, nigga, shit. Shit. Blue hair, listen, I love you.

Okay? I love you. I love all of you at this table, too, the one that's texting. Listen, baby, listen, listen, listen. Let me ask you all the question. What did y'all think was going to happen when y'all came here?

Y'all thought y'all was going to come have a good time. It was going to be a bunch of people. You ain't think you was going to risk your skin having eczemore on that dirty-ass chair. I feel sorry for you, baby. You're going to have a play bump on the back of your thigh when you get home tonight. You ain't going to know what the fuck going to happen. You were like, oh shit, what is that?

And you were sitting on that goddamn contaminated chair, nigger. Got them walking dead chairs in this motherfucker, nigger. God damn! Look like a nigger was chewing on them bitches, nigger. The fuck, man. What is this? place, man. What is this place? Is this a real place or is this bullshit, man? What did this used to be a family dollar? Like, why the fuck this this shit? Did this used to be a family

dollar? This was a family dollar at one point. Now, pep boys are mighty kids and some shit like that, wasn't it? God dad, these niggins. Then turn this shit to a club to trick niggas with spiked weed, nigga, this shit. Ah. Do you be having a lot of people here? Why the fuck they ain't come the night then, nigga. Who do you, nigga? I don't trust you either, nigga. I appreciate you because you the one that got the money, but, nigger. You're the only nigga I fuck with,

because you got the money, nigga. I fuck with you. I don't know who you are, but you got my money, nigga. No, you ain't got no more money, of course, because you gave it to us, nigga, but you had enough to make sure we got paid. I appreciate y'all. Hey, niggas at the door, if y'all ain't going to pay the little $25 to get in, put your fucking phone

down, nigga. That ain't fair to the people who wasted their money who win this bitch. all right the fuck nigger gonna trick us hey man give me you a security shirt so they don't say nothing to me let me get let me get the security shirt because they ain't gonna say nothing if i'm at the door with the security shirt on i ain't paying to get in that bitch and it's empty and fucking that motherfucking hell no y'all texting people don't come that's what it is bitch do not come to this shit hell no stay home it's 13 people in here yeah this new shit here yeah this new shit here yeah this new shit here

This show is new shit. Everything new, except for this club. This club ain't new. This club old. This shit, you can smell the black and mouths and weave juice on the walls in this motherfucker. It ain't been some niggins shot in here before, having it. Tell the truth. Niggins got done greasy and hit Goldmouth.

You ever shot a nigga in here before? Yeah, he said, no, man. Almost one time, late time I was here, I almost killed the diggled, but you know what I'm saying? They're going to fake try to take my pistol to talk my son. Shit. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

Look at this. Look at this shit. What the fuck? You gotta do a step show on this bitch, nigger. This shit is... Hey, hey, yeah, you know. Did you go to the girl bathroom with the chicken wings in it? Did you go to that one?

You did? Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, them ain't the wings we eat. I'm sure, nigger. They got y'all some different wings. They got our shit in the girls' bathroom, nigger. The real girl's bathroom, nigger. was bad for him, nigga. I'm like, man,

these niggas is some niggas, my nigger. What the fuck, man? Chan, what the fuck, my nigger? What the fuck, man? I caught a flight here, nigger. I paid to get here on a flight, my nigga. I got on

a plane and flew in the Tallahassee airport, nigga. That shit the size of a high school, my nigga. I got here. I got here, my nigga. I came. You know what I'm saying? I got all my good cologne, the expensive shit. These niggas ain't,

niggas ain't even going to be here to appreciate it, my nigga? Like, you could have wore some jupe in this motherfucker, nigga, you, you wasted that squirt. Oh. Pop, how you doing, pop? I just called you pop because of your shoes, nigga, my bad. I mean, you might be a young, nigga.

My fault, but you got on them goddamn Bobby Womax, nigga, I thought you was an old, nigga. I can't see your face. The light ain't shining on you. You got on them goddamn, whoa, that nigg going to get mad at me. Look around. Like, who the fuck this nigga talking to? Old niggie shoes, nigga, I thought it was, I thought you was a player in this motherfucker.

God damn, you got on them, goddamn, if you think you're lonely now, wait until tonight, girl, we're going to go to play, and it's going to be 13 people, yeah. How old are you, though, player? 33? Oh, yeah, you got some experience, my nigga. Any nigga 33 that wear those shoes, you would take that shit off and smack a nigga with. that I already know. You're an old player. It's old, but you're a young nigga at heart. That's what it is. How much they charge you to get in here, my name? He said, you don't even want to know. I don't want to know, my nigga,

because you're going to want that shit back and with them shoes on. I know you got a blade somewhere on you, my nigga. Yeah, yeah, nigga. Come here, come here, young nigga. Yeah, you were, yeah, rap old school or something, my nigga. I need some more for my money. I fear you. All right. Oh, it's another security, nigga, at the front. Appreciate you, my nigga. to secure in this motherfucker it's shit nigger fuck it nigger we gonna all help each other something jump off in this bitch you niggas is not getting paid tonight either nope nope i'm gonna tell you ain't getting paid dj you ain't getting paid security y'all definitely ain't getting paid nigger that little seventy-five dollars they promise y'all nigger they gonna finesse

the shit out y'all at the end of the night hey man go out there oh oh see it the lights off lock The door's, nigga. They're like, what the fuck, man? Oh my God. What's up, player? Who is this? Oh, you're gonna put... That nigger just looked up at me like, man.

Don't listen to that nigger, bro. I don't even know that nigger like that, bro. What's your name, partner? What's your name, big man? Lambo? Really? Lambo. Like the car.

Need to change your name to Buick, my nigger, because that's what the fuck this shit look like. This shit is nothing like a lambo, nigger. You need to just. change your name to toyota terseil because this what the fuck is going on in here tonight you gotta work your way up to a lambo nigger the fuck nigger that'd be the fucked up part niggins be having these exotic ass names what's your name ashton martin like what nigger why fuck why is your name ashton martin nigger you got us in the goddamn

shit is crazy lambo where was you at when we needed the money lambo where was you at you just got here you just got here lambo you just got here lambo you just got you you just got you you You got me the patron. Fuck that patrol, nigger. Give a fuck about that patron. I don't even drink. I got you your patrol, my nigga. I'm Lambo.

Roo-roon, my nigga. Roo-room, I drive make it happen, my nigga. One time you didn't have the patrol there, you got it, nigga, because of Lambo. Oh, my God, man. Look at this, nigga, about to propose with the water bottles. That's good as it gets. Sweetheart, I know it's rough in here, baby.

But if you just take this water on my behalf, What's up with you, partner? You work here, my nigga? That nigga ignore me. Oh, you want them niggas, huh? You want them niggas, you're just too cool that. That nigger ain't talking to me. Everybody gets it, motherfucker, this bitch. What the fuck, you got the goddamn WWF Championship belt on your hat, nigga? What the fuck?

What's your name, partner? Oh, you're a fan, okay, you good, my bad, my bad. You still got a championship belt on your hat, though, my nigga. What's that on the front? Is that an unc? What's your name? Decut? Decut.

Decut. Yeah, decut. These are some weird name niggas in Tallahassee. Decut. You are not going to get decut of your money that you were supposed to get, my nigga. That's what the fuck is going on in here. He said, if I would have bought you down here, you would have got your money.

Well, why is the water in that sentence? Nick, if you love me so much, bring me next time. Decut. Snigger named Decut. Niggas is off the chains, man. Look at my man with Bobby Womack's on looking around, judging his decision-making skills. making skills like, yeah, I ain't never coming out in Tallahasse again, nigga, this shit is.

They ain't even finished the roof in this bitch, nigga. I'm glad you looked up, nigga. We all gonna have mesothelioma when we leave this motherfucker tonight. Guarantee, you're gonna be at home in two years and see that commercial. Have you or anyone in your family went to see Chico Bean and Carlos Miller at play in Tallahassee? If so, you may be entitled to a large lump sum of cash. please dial 1,900 decut and you will be able to

fuck, man God, man. Oh, huh? You, I gained something. Yeah, I did gain something. I gained a humbling experience. That's what I gained.

I'm going up to New York with the wild and out cares and I'm going to look at everybody and say, hey, hey, none of us are successful yet, okay? None of us. Get it out your head. Who gives a fuck how many millions of people watch our show? We ain't shit. And if you don't believe me, go to Tallahassee, my nigger. Go to Tallahassee. Brick, go to Tallahassee. Let the niggas, what's the name of your promotion company? Underworld promotions? Underworld promotions, yeah. Let Underworld book

you, nigger. Underworld, man. I know that nigger can't believe in Jesus, my nigga. That nigger then did us like this. His name Underworld and he just can't. And then the fuck their part of you. Let me tell y'all, we were sitting out there for two hours damn there waiting on them to get the money, right? As soon as they came with the little bit of cash, then all of them niggins start coming to say, what's up? Hey man, what's going on with you, bro? Nice to meet you. No, it ain't nice to meet me, nigger. Why you ain't come say what's up at the beginning, motherfucker? You dirty ass niggas, man. Niggas be dirty, man. Niggins ain't shit, man. I love niggas. I love my people, but we ain't shit, man.

And I'm a D.C. nigga. I'm a street nigg. So I know how shit go. Y'all niggas was plot like a motherfucker. Somebody gonna get knocked off if the rest of that money don't come up. I know that, though. They think, hey, look, nigga, I paid up niggas, but you got to do what you said you're gonna do, nigga. Like, I got you, bro. So who is responsible for paying you back, nigga? Because I know you

didn't. Yeah, I know somebody got to pay you back my nigga. I know. What's your name again? Mail. You're the only regular name, nigga, in this motherfucker. Mail. Your name should have been something like, uh-uh. Yeah, that's me, nigga. I'm, uh-ah, Tallahassecy's finest. Alright, ladies, don't hold this shit against me, man.

You keep record me and shit. And I still do it to you, even though your leg touching that chair. I promise to God I would. I mean, fuck it. We both taking the wrist. We all got mesothelioma. I don't know what this wood made out of, nigga. But I know these Air Force Ones ain't solid enough to keep the shit out of my feet.

I'm going to have Lyme disease when I get off this bitch. This shit is crazy. Joe, man. Joe, hey look, man, this is what you got to understand. This is what it's about. People who don't understand entertainment, this is what entertainment is. You have some shows that just make you feel like, man, I'm popping like a motherfucker, man. This shit was packed out.

Me and Lois just was in Memphis. We sold out like six shows in Memphis, Nick. Six shows sold out they was loving us. Just to come to Tallahassee, just to come to Tallahassee, man. I had to perform for a nigga named Lambo. That prize himself won't get niggas drinks, my nigger. That's the only thing he got, I got you your patrol. Then decut promising me shit.

Hey, if I would have bought you down here, my God, brother, then you would have got your money. The uncle my hat represents black pride and power. I would never do another brother the way that they have done you tonight, my brother. I would never have your chicken exposed to pussy in the girl's bathroom, my brother. I am decut, brother. I am decut from a different cloth, my brother. If I would have bought you down here, then you would have been have had experience of Tallahassee the way it's supposed to be, my brother.

I am a fan, my brother. That's why I bought these beautiful black women some water so they can be parched, not anymore, my brother. They needed that water to forget from the strain and stress that they have from going from the mesothelioma within this roof of this building, my brother. Shit is crazy. All right, man, I'm about to get the fuck out of here

so Lowe's can come up here and talk the rest of this shit. Yeah, fuck it. I want to see what he got to say, too, because this shit is about to be amazing. This is going to be the best part of the night seeing my brother come up here and talk about this shit right here. Okay, and you think you niggas is getting the show.

All 12 of y'all, y'all, y'all gonna go home. Like, man, them nigger were funny as fuck, man. Like, for real? Yeah, it wasn't nobody there, but I was. I was there. This shit is crazy, man. But look, y'all, it makes you special. No, nigger, you special, nigger,

for bringing us down here. in this shit, my nigga, this shit is crazy. God, turn the lights on so we can act like we broke in this bitch. Like, just, we can just act like we did something special. We're not putting this on Instagram, but they didn't already record it all this shit. She didn't meant like this. All y'all probably got boyfriends at home. Y'all gonna go home and laugh with it.

You thought I was gonna fuck with them niggas, but hell no, look at this shit. I would never lead you for a nigga who famous on that level. No, it ain't even worth it. I just stay with you. I don't give a fuck about my life at this moment, my nigger. I really don't. I appreciate that I'm alive, but this shit make me feel like, I go ahead, go to sleep, my nigger, this shit ain't popping as it's supposed to be.

Hey, you're recording too? With no time, I don't even know you, my nigger. Them my niggas right there. I know this footage, they can edit this shit up, make it look good. You just record. Who you work for? You work for the DJ. Well, that nigger ain't spending no records.

This ain't this time. Turn that shit to fuck off, my nigger. off my nigga. He, nigger, nigger, if he, nigger, he definitely ain't getting paid. He gotta pay him? Oh my god, my nigger. You better hope that nigger got gas money to get you home tonight, nigga, after this shit. Go old mouth, come on, have a seat, big man.

Go old mouth, you hold your stomach like you six months pregnant. My nigga, you good? That's that Florida baller belly right there. That nigger was like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, let me get past you, excuse me. That nigga got a pound of dope in that motherfucker. Excuse me. Excuse me. I just had to go to the girl's ban from and swallow it.

Excuse me. All right, man. My name is Chico Bean, and I was not here tonight, all right? I love y'all, Tallahassee, man. Rain drop, drop. Smoking on cooking the hot bar. Cooking on your bitch, yeah, thack, that. I'm ready for my brother Lose, make some noise in the building.

Los Milla, let's go, let's go. GK Co-up Talking by MCPA-trill nigger Polo fuck that he'll fitter Made myself a ghetto star On the slab, sipping bar

Smoking, setting what And motherfillik don't come back right That's how niggas get hot Trying to get the cheaper price Drive don't pay for dog the light Because most deep ain't living right Keep your piss of fight Cause I hit that every night

I keep my mind of my money Spain Ain't no spotlight We just, I'm gonna perform in the blue light What happened to the light? Stop fucking playing You motherfuck got some floodlights on Bro, this is the spotlight for real

Bro, I can't see shit but hats and beard hair I don't know who the fuck in here. Y'all nigs got me performing on top of a motherfucker peach basket. It's a goddamn casket. There's a nigger in here. I know.

Club play. Y'all play too fucking much. That's what it is. Niggas play about the money. Play about the audience. The DJ got the nerve to have a nigga working for him. Who he think he is?

You selling that many mixed CDs? You need a nigga to help you? Club play. Got a white dude, he ain't even white. What this, nigga, stand up. You ain't tall. You ducking down the same goddamn height. Little bit ass.

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All these goddamn speakers don't, nothing work but this one. There's some bullshit. club play Chico our agents don't even know we down here they fucking around and catch us at this shit they're gonna cancel us but what we gotta tell you're just giving away the comedy

this shit felt like an audition like if I'm funny y'all gonna like come on Carlos the real show in the back what the fuck shout out to security securing the perimeter I don't know what y'all think

gonna happen y'all might well come here and sit down bro. Shit, this shit about over with. This is it. Everybody ain't here to know each other. How y'all ladies doing and ordered all this chicken?

Rich ass. I like tell her ass. I'm like fucking around and move down here. Y'all got fine women everywhere. Even bitches with blue hair. This is crazy. I ain't never seen the bitch with some blue hair that was fine that didn't have five kids.

Bro, her whole hell blue, you know that's some good pussy right there. That's a bold move. They just wear regular house. She got some amazing blue pussy. And it's in Tallahassee, run up if you want to. Fuck you're talking about. That's how you're in the sentence when you talk to a hood bitch.

You can fuck you Tomebauer. They love that. I'm in here. Let me see who else in here. Somebody at house arrest, monitor, bracelet, keep people. I hear it. It's because you got the door open. Is that what it is?

Yeah, close the goddamn dough. No noise-ass, nigga. Last thing we need is more noise in this, the motherfucker. Shout out to the nigga who went to his grandma house and got their money real quick. I don't know which one it was, but I damn sure appreciate that. That motherfucker gonna tell me they ain't had the money

like it was surprising. The nigga had a feather in his head. I knew he didn't have the money. This nigga out here believing in nature. He ain't fucking with this money. Nigger ain't no hustler. That thing got me all kind of money. It's four $2 bills in that bitch.

And they gave me two Susan B. Anthony's. I got all type of currency in my goddamn pocket. It's a Mexican 50 in that. Now that's worth $20 American. This nigga ain't. I got a stack of food stamp this goddamn big. Bro, I'm scared of heights. I don't know where the fuck I'm going to tell jokes.

That's sad over there. stable. I need a motherfuckin' safety harness. I'm up 11 feet in the goddamn air. This shit ain't funny, Mel. This the stage. If you want motherfuckers to come to your club, you got to get some stage, not a few planks, my nigga. Ain't nobody going to be up here performing, nervous. I feel like I got the boo-woo. You know that feeling? When you're up too high, you got the shit. I'm like, yeah, that's my shit. I'm not to sit down. something. I could walk around and tell these goddamn jokes.

Ain't no way that nigga 33 with them church shoes on. You can stop lying to people. There ain't no way a nigga 33 even know where to go get them goddamn shoe. That nigga old as fuck. They got the shoe with the

strap across the fucking front. Uh-uh. They don't even sell them the niggas under 40. You got to know a nigga to get them shit. Let me get them. I don't know, young blood. I don't know. You still got arches in your feet and shit.

What is that fucking noise? Brough, come in or out? You can't be both. Come in. Close that goddamn door. Ain't nobody else coming on y'all's side. Lock that goddamn door and come in here. Fuck this shit.

It's over. No, it ain't. They got who had written. Pablo I come. Don't waste that man time. Text that nigga and tell him ain't nobody here. That name coming all the way down here.

For this shit. This shit used to be a warehouse. I could tell about the high-sillings. They used to store TVs and refrigerators in this bit. Tallahassee. And they're gonna, bro, I thought you was in Tallahassee. I think I was.

It was a private show. I'm a flex. When you see it on social me, I'll put the flags on. Just left for all-black private event. For some of the elite in Tallahassee. Who was there? My nigga, Gold Mouth, Lambo. Young nigger Old Shoes.

That's your name. Young nigga Old Shoes. A bitch with some good pussy and some blue hair. I'm saying some blue hair came. I know that. I bet she cock a leg over. Skittles come out. What's your name is Blue Hair Later?

What's up, Tony, got down. How you living? Good and shit and stuff. I'm up here at Club Play. You know what I'm saying? They got safety beams and shit. What y'all be doing there? Y'all need all these safety rails.

For real? So your VIP? by a steel beam. So let a nigger try to come over your shit. He gonna hurt his goddamn waste because he gonna get drunk and forget to steal. Ah, shit! That hurt my goddamn pelvis fucking round.

And this bitch. They got steel beams separating. Keep me away from them broke-ass niggas. What type of ego you gotta have to be VIP in this bitch? It ain't even no leather on the tree. leather on the chairs. They got them chairs from a goddamn card game. You know how you be in the

trap, though Jay be sitting out there playing card. Don't them look like no same goddamn card, them chair from in front of the trap house. What going on all with it, little brother? Some goddamn chair smelled like homemade hamburgers and fish

grease. Hey, my nigga, I don't know you, but you and your lady come to every one of my goddamn show. Y'all see this shit. Young nigga, old shoes, ain't left that shit since. He don't believe in me.

I don't give a fuck. The other nine people here love this shit. Oh, bro. What time is it? I'm about to go. Fuck this. Oh, I say I'm about to lead, nigga, cut the spotlight off.

Selfish. Selfish, man. See the type of people you got running your establishment? It's not, who establishment is it? Well, shit, you had the money so you're the owner tonight. Fuck that. This your goddamn club. Did you know these niggas really set us a green room up in the bathroom?

Who the fuck they thought was going to eat food in the bathroom? Not me? Fuck that. Nigg got all the pussy and abortions that I've been in this bitch? Not eating none of this. stranger is fruit. Shout out to all the ladies growing a little hair on your pussy

because it's about to get cold. I don't want that pussy to get pneumonia. I got a young nigga old shoes laughing. I'm back in the motherfucking game. You shouldn't have start laughing now the goddamn show fin to start. All I had to do was talk about some hairy pussy.

That's how you know that nigga. Oh! Only old niggas fuck with Harry put the seat. Now the young nigga doing something now. Get to talking about the snappy nappy duck out. Got all my attention. Look, the lady he went didn't even know he liked Harry pussy. Boy, when you start that?

Grown grow the pussy wig back, ma'am. Sometimes the pussies don't be looking finished, do they fellas? You ever seen the pussy? You've ever seen the pussy? He's like, that don't look finished. Let me stop. What, you ain't never seen the pussy that? You probably only saw one. You don't see a lot of pussies.

Man, when the last time you looked at your pussy, though? You saw the whole pussy. You sure? Because I don't think you could see all that. You had to get all the way up under there. What was you looking for? Now, don't get shot now. We know you look, this the lady who looked at her pussy this morning.

You shouldn't have yelled out the answer if you ain't had the rest of it. Now we want to know why was you up looking at your pussy this morning, ma'am? Stop laughing and tell us, goddamn it. Did you lose your car keys or something? What was you looking for? It's just normal just to wake up on Friday morning, look directly at your own pussy on Sunday. See, we got to talking about pussy.

I got excited. It had to be Friday because we were talking about pussy. Now that make it even more weird. You was getting ready to go to church and you were like, let me look at my pussy real quick, Lord. It is, though. It's about your pussy. We want to know why you was looking at it.

We're not going to let up off of this. Don't give her no answers. Let her give her own answer. You was just looking at it, making sure everything was still there. What was it looking like? Give us, tell us. What's you seen?

What's you see when you look down there? Was it smiling at you? Everything straight. All right, good. Well, we're good. I bet your pussy ain't better than the girl to blue half. Shit, I know her shit, good. It's just blue hair.

A superhero pussy. Yeah, yeah. She'd be selling pussy in Gotham City, this shit. The joke would be like, Bring me the bat, but first the bitch with the blue hair. Oh shit. Y'all shouldn't have never invited me. I should have stayed at home.

This shit might be dangerous because that nigger went and he got the money and ain't left since he handed it to it. Them niggas gonna rob us back after this. I'm just going to have to tell jokes all the way to the car. I know Florida niggas. They'll rob you easy. They'll rob you and put the shit on World Star. Yeah, fuck that.

Wally not for real. Pussy-ha-nigger. And we got your chain. Them pussy-assad nigga can't never come bite to Florida. They can't come bite. We can't come bite to Florida, bro. Shit, he ain't laying down. They're planning the robbery now, Chico.

Let me see if I can get young nigga old shoes to walk me to the car. You don't want no problem with an old nigga. He'll say some shit that'll make you change your whole mind about you. Come on, fuck around. I cut you two-shout-the- shit. That's my old-nigger shit right there.

Two-Shout the shit. I cut you two-shout-the- shit. Hell yeah. What's up, cameraman? How you living? Hell yeah. Gangstaed, photographer and shit. This shit, boy.

Get that bitch. Mighty well, shit. You don't fuck my good time up. I came down here to have a good time, bro. You don't need a... You don't need a lot of people to have a good time. good time. You just need some people that want to handle one. You need

some shots. You think I wouldn't buy you no shots after you just told everybody how beautiful your vagina was. You can go to the bar and order the bar if you fucking want it. Order whatever. Shit, I was paid before I got here, sweetheart. This was

just some extra shit I was going to kick my baby mama off to leave me and my bitches alone. Some show, yeah, I do about one show a month for the Baby Mama Foundation. Niggas who got baby mom's understand that. If you ain't taking care of your motherfucking kids in 2017, just kill yourself. Slam your dick in the car, though.

I don't know. Yeah, you're a terrible father. If you ain't taken care of your kids because you're mad at his mama, you're a bitch-ass nigger. We don't like none of our baby moms, but we're going to take care of them got damn kids. Nings be trying to act like they can't take care of their kids because their baby mama ain't shit. Nigger, so what? I'm telling you, out of the barrel

of baby mama's, mine came out the bottom. She was terrible. I'm telling. I'm telling you, this bitch petty is fuck. She called me in the middle of night just saying stupid shit like uh the baby need a motherfucker escalate and hang up first of all ain't no baby this little nigger ate and what the fuck he need to escalate for and why i got the bad this is crazy bro if your baby mama ain't never called you with some outrageous bullshit you there might not be your kids my name your baby mom ever called you and said she need two hundred dollars for a birthday cake yeah and you know goddamn well

Come on, my nigga. Shut the fuck up. No, it don't. I know the lady who make them cupcakes. They're $25 for $25 of them. That is, for real. Shut your bad baby mama ass up. And if you got a nigga on child support,

send them some titties every three months. Send some news. Fuck that. Shit got real quiet, boy. Yeah, send your baby dad to picture them titties. He paid for him. Fellas, you ever be thinking when you fucking another nigger baby mama

like, nigga, if he don't want her ass you ain't never thought about this? She'd be like, shit, if I'm fucking this nigga baby mama, I might as well go on fuck mine because they're on the same bullshit. These jokes too real. I'm just working out for shit tonight. Young nigger, old shoes.

know exactly what I'm talking about. He ain't seen his son in three years. Hey. Are you making a video or a picture? You ain't want me to pay attention to this shit. Just make sure I look good on that motherfucker. Fellas, you ever took the condom off too fast

in the juice splash on your face? You never had the gym. Shit, I got some on my eye. You don't be wearing rubbers. You're going to be wearing rubbers. You're a nasty nigger, bro. Bro, you ever fuck the girl. Like, you go raw the first time, and then you change your life between the next time you fuck.

And then you try to wear the condom. And she'd be like, what the fuck you're doing? And you'd be like, I don't know. I was just. Bro, once you go raw, it's forever. You can't never backtrack. If you go wrong, you can't put a rubber on now. You end.

You just end. Ladies, y'all stop trying to make us feel guilty for going wrong. That's a two-person decision. Yes, the fuck it is. Yes, see, that nigga right there look right. Yes, it is. See, that's a grown man. I respect you for it.

You know why? because I know you know what consent is. You ever be about to put the rub on and she hit you with that you can trust me face? Then you feel stupid as hell for even having the rubble. Like, girl, I was just playing. Give me that pussy.

That's that you could trust me face. A lot of women in here right now think they're in a real relationship. Never saw their man dick on soft. That ain't real, ladies. I hate to be the nigger that tell you. You ain't never saw your man dick on soft. Catch him coming out the shower

and snatch that nigger towel off. If that nigger love you, he ain't gonna do shit. But if you ain't that nigger real woman, he'd be like, bitch, stop playing all the motherfucking time. Play for a head. Give me the motherfucker towel. A little ballhead ass, bitch.

Little goofie. Ain't nobody playing with you. Give me the towel, bitch. I got shit to do. Nigger is not about to let you. you see the weewee. Unless you got the real good books. You ever had the real good pussy put on you?

You can't even plan your sleep. You just fall asleep right there on top of the cover with the soft dick. You don't even kill us. Fuck it. Ain't no secrets in this house. She need to know the real me anyway. Oh shit.

Hey, y'all gonna have to close it though. Y'all running the battery down. Shit, popping on and all. Wow. Bro, this shit would have been so tight with a lot of people in here. You got the room. Hey, man, did you order your shots?

What you want? I could just tell them they right there. No, I ain't buying your friend. Shit. I don't know what her pussy look like. See, that's what you just sit over there. drink your spit there because you fuck yourself up I ain't asked your friend shit she ain't even made mention of no pussy you think she get a drink mm-mm not unless she gonna help you

with the balls or something uh-uh just get in here get a ball he bought us drinks not about to suck all this dick by myself it's my joke I can make my dick big as I want to fuck y'all Huh? Do whatever you want to, ain't your man? Go ahead. She thought we was together. Go ahead. What's stopping you?

Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead. No, we're trying to see what that ass looking like. Go ahead. Hell, yeah. Mm-hmm. She got that little, I got a work in the morning booty.

That's that. I got to be at work at nine ass. Yeah. Another little supervisor booed. She got that little, can you come in a little early today, I guess. That's your home girl, Midlady?

Excuse me. It's your friend. I don't know where she went. You got some nice thighs and shit. Yeah, yeah. You've been single for a minute. Are you single? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. This Tallahassee everybody's thing to fuck, baby. We all in here. What's your name? Hey, what's up? How you doing? I'm Carlos. Yeah.

You do? Yeah, I'm just stick to a while now. This shit never happened. It's a test show just to see. Hey, how y'all doing? What? We still in this vision? So what's after this?

Nothing? We're going to stay here for Hood, Rich Pablo Warren. We're going to turn up? Niggas, this is just enough people to turn up. This is just enough people to finish one bottle. We could just all go in on one. Don't go nowhere when I get off stage. We're going to play Uno after this.

I think it's about enough people for three teams. Hey, skip you. We have any single ladies here tonight, like any, besides these two over here in VIP. None? All right, cool. Where? Yeah, yeah. This the nigger right here with the feather in the hat.

Yeah, yeah. Look, she went to the bar and then come back with shit. Where you drink at? You made all that ruckus. It didn't even buy shit. You were flexing. All that nigga bought it for you. Get your guy.

That's why you ain't had the money. He'll tricking off. Get your little feather hat-ass on somewhere. somewhere. And him buying a bitch's drink. You got the nerve of this nigga. All right,

bro. We're going get the fuck out of here for my little pussy fall to sleep. Don't never yell out to no nigga you love him, bro. That's just weird. Even if you do, my nigga, don't say that loud.

Bro, we live in 2007. Those niggas might think you my husband or something shit. I love you, my nigga. I'm supposed to say, I love you too, sweetheart. What the fuck? Bro, this shit has been a strange-ass night, bro. This has been a real strange night.

This can't be nothing but God. I'm telling you, because if I would have had just a little bit more money, I would have just pulled the fuck off. I just got so much shit that I got to do before I got to. I got to go to New York. I just needed the last little bit to put with the other little bit from the night before. You know how you had to get your little hustle money so you don't have to fuck with your money? That's what this was.

Hell ya. Shit. That shit irritating the fuck out of me. You know what they remind me up when you go over Project Bitch House and they need some batteries in their smoke detector? Everybody else in the house acting like they don't hear that shit. ready to murder a motherfucker though. CHIR!

Y'all don't hear that shit? Old nigger young shoes, I've been out here. No, I ain't go to Joe Lewis. I knew not to do that. I had went the time before. I come to Tallahassee like that. I bitch tricked me over there. She's saying, we're going to get some weed.

We go over her cousin's house. This nigga watched Wilden now. He said, me a bag of weed. Look, that bitch had a little baby roach in it. I couldn't give it back because he had gave it to me. Like, nigga, I'm just going to show you some love. I was like, bride. You know, like that little baby had roach, it was in there.

But you can see it in the corner. I was like, he just. All this shit really happened, bro. DJ, how you doing, my nigga? You're in now, bro. You ready to DJ tonight, huh? Bro, I hate to tell you. Who the fuck you're going to be playing music for?

Damn, bro, this show must have been too long. That couple right there didn't broke up. Look, they were holding hands at first. That nigga were laid up. Chico, you see this shit? They didn't broke up. Yeah, yeah. I'm baldhead.

I can't give them no business. They can line up my mustache or something. Why you keep saying that? Well, shit, that's two shows. Shit. That's the exact what. Shit, I just come back. I don't get what a fuck.

Nick, you think I don't know. You know that? Tallahassee, this is where all the dope at, all the strippers, all the... It's all kind of shit going on down. Niggas from Tallahassee, sell, bouleads, cigarettes, everything. Puppies, rims, and niggas, paint cars. It's all kind of hustles down here. If you live in Tallahassee and you broke, you fucking up.

Shit, especially if you're a woman, because you could easily get on doing lace front wigs. Shit, that's a million goddamn lacefronts. out here in Tallahasse. They ain't even gluing the motherfuckers on. They're just wearing them like fitted caps. Yeah, fuck there. I'm about to kill these ho that night.

You're like, no, fuck you're not. Oh, shit. OK, well, what time is it, DJ? You know you got glitter on your shirt. Oh, you did it on purpose. Bro, they tried the hell out you that time. Don't let no nigger put glitter on your shirt. My name, you're a killer.

You got dressed. Don't be out here with no glitter shirt on. Not in Tallahassee, bro. Now, don't give a fuck who did it. You ain't at work, don't wear that shit. Bro, you're the barber, though, for real? How long you've been a barber? So you got a little paper stacked up, huh?

You're talking about you're going to book us? Hey, do me a favor. you're a barber, when a nigger come in there with that shit in the back of his head and I'm next, just throw them clippers away. Don't fucking use them clippers on nobody else, bro? You got to have a special set or Rice-Crisby-Tree clippers.

Niggas gonna be cutting the niggins shit with the white bumps all in the back. Who next? Nobody. I'm not, nigga. I'm growing my shit out. Don't put them goddamn bump-a-haed clippers on me. There's a lot of barbers out here that'd be all bullshit. Can't even cut hair for real.

Fresh out of jail lad, niggas. Yeah, yeah. Cutting you smell a jail like a lit new port. My niggas, the shit in your pocket, my name. Yeah, yeah. You know who I've been laying me up lately? Them little stud barbers. Because they think they do.

So when they lean up, it'd be titty all on you and shit. Why all the studs that don't like dudes got the biggest titties, bro? They didn't took all the titties with them. Studs be having the biggest titties. They've been wearing like four, five bras trying to hide the tities. I'm like, excuse me, D. I can still see them D's, though. Big titty-ed.

Tied. brand new low mileage pussy was like 13 miles on on it yeah right

never even had the dick don't even know she like it for real little to tell I ain't had no dick since 2000

girl you know how far dick done came since 2000 shit shit it's that Bluetooth

dick I ain't got the plug in it's Bluetooth wireless alright that's why you and your lady got to come to every show she knows how to talk that shit

all right is the kitchen still over I'm going to order me some wings to go hey put me some wings in by the time huh I'm straight, bro. They're serving food out the bathroom and shit.

I'm straight. We'll stop and get some. Why that nigga with them slim-ass pants keep heckling? Them little bit of ad pants. You can't say shit at the show. Them little bit is slim-ass pants. Make the nigga do something hard, like get something out of his pocket. Talking that shit.

A little thin pans there. Why these nigs be wearing these little bit of ad pan? In the club with hips and shit. Nigger, you can't heckle nobody in here, shaped like your auntie. They got child birthing hips. Tired of these nude niggas, man. They swear they're so gangsters being in the club blowing strawberry smoke on everybody. Smoker hookah.

There ain't no gangster shit. You don't grow up and smoke a blunt like a girl, man. I appreciate it. This was fun. This is very nice. Who got a rap? Bro, you're the only one requesting that shit. Why? Hey, somebody, who got Verizon?

Who got Verizon phone service? I'm gonna tell you what to pull up. Who on the Wi-Fi? Who on the Wi-Fi? No, nigger. Y'all niggins ain't pay enough for the rap battle. God damn, they ain't pay enough for the jokes, my nigga. That shit.

Y'all got us performing in the club from Color Purple, nigga. This is that Shug Avery Club, nigga, then right here. This that club Shug Avery performed in, nigga. This shit crazy. This that club Nino Brown had his birthday party. Yep. Is that same one? my brother's keeper yes

I am nigger this shit let's promote your goddamn mixtape DJ uh streets streets streets streets prep 2 nigger

intro politics first day out every nigga got a first day out shit every nigga just got out exactly we need to do a first day out a club play that's the first day out

a club play yeah yeah god damn yeah Yeah. Sometimes you just got to talk on the microphone to get their panties way one time like that. This day, I want some pussy voice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure. I know you sit on that chair that been true, though, but if you can just, you know.

I'm just saying, I see you ain't eat all your wings. You got a few fast. You guys. I'm talking. I can just say, you know what I'm saying. Tell your friends to get with my friends. Yeah, we can be friends. We can be friends. You know what I'm saying? For real. Dang, man, that's fucked up, man. I even, like the little one that's itching right there. Yeah, you like her, too? Yeah, with the little ex-ma. That's because her shoulder touched that chair.

That's why she's itching like that. I want her going to get a number before the ring warning. Yeah, no, I know before the ring warrant. Yeah, her leg going to turn into the color of a Ninja Turtle, but I still fuck, though, the night. Blue hair. Hey, baby. You record, too? Yeah.

You record, too? Blue hair. Yeah. I like blue hair. She looked like the type of lady that'll sing you one titty. Just one titty. Yeah. Not both titties, just one titty.

Pussy tastes like nine ladies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a nigga who doing life, who swear he gonna get out and fuck with her. Yep. That's what it is. What's up, Pops? What's up with you partner?

How you doing, bro? Yeah, yeah. Shut out. Young nigger, old shoes. You good? Young nigger, old shoes. Young nigger, old shoes. You look like you.

you need to get a shirt made to say, don't touch that grill, nigga. That's what the... Don't you touch that grill. Don't touch that grill. That's the uncle who'll be like, you don't need no sauce on that meat. You don't need no salt.

That meat tender. Tender meat shoes, that's what you got on, nigga. Mell. Where male go? You know y'all still owe us some money, don't you, nigga? Y'all said that end of the night shit.

It's the end of the night, nigga. We need the rest of that money. he ain't gonna do it he ain't gonna give it to us he gonna rob us after this I know that's I don't trust that nigga to keep getting up belly the nigga that was holding his belly I do that nigga got the strap in that motherfucker I trust him because he got a good woman she ain't gonna let him do shit to us for real yeah he'll pull the shit out everybody get on the floor uh-uh don't do default like that uh-uh default were hard don't even do it babe babe don't need do it babe yep

Oh, well, you then gave up the plan now. Yeah, that nigga over there in the corner, I don't trust him, no. The nigga with the VIP booth, that nigga gonna shake my hand, talk about him. Hey, you did a good job. No, I didn't, nigga. I don't trust you. The fact that you sat over there the whole time, you probably Lambo cousin or some shit like that, nigga. Which one of these nigga, Lambo?

Where Lambo at? Where Lambo ass at? They go Lambo in the back by the bar, getting niggers drinks, because that's what he known for. Fuck out of here, man. Lambo. Niggin' name Underworld. A nigga named Underworld. Damn.

I'm not about to be Carlos after a nigga tell me his name Underworld. I know. Decutt, too, nigga. I want to be... Decut. That ain't the barber? No, no, he ain't a barber.

I need to change... We need to change our name. Fuck Carlos Mill and Chico Bean. We need to be... The Playboys. That's what we are tonight, nigga. I'm changing my name to reciprocation. Yeah, exactly.

Gentrification, nigga. Reciprocation and gentrification. That's what y'all seen tonight. Shout out to my nigger with the old nigger's shoes on. Hell, yeah. With the motherfucking buckle on them. Hell yeah. Hey, you don't, sweetheart.

You came up with the fat ass at the end of the show. Damn. But you've been hiding that. Hey, bit booty. Ah, damn. Hell, yeah. It's the single section. No, don't auction them off, nigger, just because you got the money.

Now, you feel like you can run shit. Oh, yeah, they fucking, yeah. I'm the nigger with the money. Yeah, you know they know. Yeah, all our girls make money. It ain't fucking out of here. I don't trust that, nigga. Tell me about some...

How you doing, though, bit booty? Why you ain't come earlier? Huh? Why you ain't coming earlier? You been over there? You should have been brought that ass over here with some light, was that. Exactly.

Somebody could have seen you. For real. She got that good Walmart lotion on, too. Yeah. Let me hit that motherfucker. Let me hit that motherfucker one time. Let me go on here. Bro, we stretched out.

Hey, look, when we go up to New York, nigga, we can't tell nobody this shit happen. I was never here. Neither was that. The niggins say they saw me up here. I'm being like, shit, you, it wasn't me. Nick, niggins, stop yelling out shit, my, nigga. You didn't get your $25, $30 worth already.

Freestyle. That nigga didn't even pay. That's the crazy part. That's the nigga got in here for free. He walked in with us. Oh, nigger. That nigga act like he would have. Come on, y'all, here we go.

No, ain't no we? What the fuck? Who is this nigga, man? I'm going to show y'all what a green room at, the bathroom. The bathroom. Fruits and vegetables and vegetables and chicken wings in the bathroom.

In the bathroom. In the bathroom, nigga. Then they got the goddamn regular VIP buckets with two sodas in the motherfuckers. It's like, man, we ain't got no lean. Ain't nobody drinking this shit. I was going to drink one,

but the shit wasn't even cold. Oh, my God. I know. Shit, I'm trying to balance out the wood. Nigger. Kick that shit, man. Talk about this motherfucking. Talk about this motherfucking club.

Shit. Nah, shit, nigga. Nigger, that ain't no after-a-dy-party. That'd be the last party a nigga go-to. He go through to Joe Lewis at nighttime, nigga. Hell no. Nick, send the bull. He said go with gold mouth.

He said go with gold mouth. Nah, I ain't fucking with gold mouth either. Uh-uh. That nigga got one of them long as AK-47. Yeah. That nigga gold mouth got a chain from when Gucci Man first came out. That nigga got that, got that. Is that the Incredible Hawk?

That nigga got the chain that still hang. Do your chain hang low? Do it? Why? Do we run? Do you run down that? Do you in a new no. That nigger said, fuck short of my chain, baby.

I've been for that. I've been hustling since 2006. Yeah, that's the chain he had when he left. He came back. Y'all still got my chain. Yeah, hell yeah. That's that just came home. Nigger, bring my jewelry out the bag. They had that bitch in the freezer for six years why you did that sentence for them trafficking charges, niggins. Because I got most of your shit.

One of them chains just disintegrated, though. Up in this bitch. Up in this bitch. We be up in this bitch. Hey. Bitch, we be up in this bitch. Up in this bitch. We be up in this bitch.

Hey, Carlo. Tell me y'all, I say, Yeah. Give a nigga the blues. Shout out to my nigga, young, nigga, old shoes. I know that nigga gonna get some pussy tonight. And I already know the shit is real tight. What's up?

We in club play today. They ain't never had to do the niggas this damn way. Y' mean, Mel got the money. And acting funny, that nigga. Lambo acting like he got some money, but they don't. Yeah, you know what I think. His nigger, whole damn thing is getting nigger some drinks. We know you bullshit and stop playing with me.

I ain't got the rest of my money, so I'm going to leave. I said, Chico, Bean, you know what this about. They got them chairs from a crack house, and we up in this bitch. I'm going to tell you how I'm feeling. The club's going to be tight when they finish the ceiling. And every time I walk in, you know what I'm saying. I'm safe. Who are you?

I work for the DJ. Never seen that type of shit in my life. Mail over there giving these girls advice. He's like, hey, if the money come, you want to get up on it? Shit, all our girl made 75 of that. Yeah, you know. You know that's right. Ain't none of the staff getting paid tonight.

I hope y'all. Rico, B, that ain't right, because none of this staff getting paid tonight. I said, Carlos Miller, you know, that ain't right, because ain't none of the staff getting paid tonight. That's why I told security to take the night off. He was like, hell no, nigga, my shirt too so. I'm up in here trying to be on TV. I got the new Levi.

These bitches going to see me. You know they're going to see me. I'm trying to get some ass. The bartenders ain't getting no damn cash. And the shit ain't funny. Hell, I even gave one of my whole 20. Because I know that's the only money she gonna make and play tonight. The way Mel treating his employees is not right.

You know the shit fucked up, male, stop playing. You already know at the end of the night when he's gonna be said. He's gonna be like, hey, shit ain't work out the way I thought it was going to. So I'm gonna have to afford you the rest of the. the door so uh if you can just give me your number i text you in the a m and y'all ain't never gone hear from him again hey and you know that we was coming up soon they set up the green room in the bathroom hey tally y'all show the hold up all bullshit aside though y'all show us much love and we fuck with y'all man real shit i wouldn't have had the shit no other way

Exactly. Wouldn't trade y'all for the world. Exactly. Let me tell y'all something on some real shit, though, man. You know what I mean? We're the two of the humblest niggas you're ever meeting the world.

But the reality is, man, we probably the only two niggas on that show called Wiling Out that could have came and did this shit tonight, man. For real. Right. Most niggas wouldn't have been able

to survive in a club with nine, ten motherfuckers. You know what I mean? A nigga named Decut and Underworld in this bitch. It wouldn't have been able to make it, man. But you'd y'all got the right two niggins to come down here so the next time we come to tallahassee we gonna make

sure this shit right man yeah we love y'all man thank y'allahs i'm chico b man we love y'all man and look we're gonna just all take one big group picture uh we just gonna get down here in the front yeah take one big group picture we're gonna get the dj to do it since he can get everybody in one shit la y'all man thank y'all 85, 85, 85, 85, 85, high,

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